4 January 2021 : Gang shit, mom's driving us up to Barnes and Noble on Friday so we can pretend to read the books we're supposed to admire. Shit about spells and revolutions. We'll spend the whole night debating the ethics of shoplifting Noam Chomsky. Might make a religion.
4 January 2021 : It was me. The front is in braids here, because that's the kind of thing we knew to be cool. 😬👀 pic.twitter.com/qudlJOyoba
27 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/EmMTtnY3W5
27 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/wvx5JmO5Fr
20 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/O25uBdCHFP
19 December 2020 : Goddang this dad got it going on 👀 pic.twitter.com/YQEtpERzXN
15 December 2020 : Let's goooooooooo! pic.twitter.com/VTzUcGTGpd
14 December 2020 : Bro I get it pic.twitter.com/fzQL5euBBQ
11 December 2020 : Not wrong 😃 pic.twitter.com/QgVw0WMOOq
11 December 2020 : 😍🌈
11 December 2020 : 🙂 pic.twitter.com/x0PzDpNhHQ
11 December 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/61XfChIbND
9 December 2020 : I could have had it all pic.twitter.com/C3hCgk0NcL
6 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/3OVVXy4vue
4 December 2020 : That's what 80 pounds off in a year looks like. Fucking wild. 😎
4 December 2020 : How it How it's started. going. pic.twitter.com/BwrrIp6ztw
3 December 2020 : We have family sets but my wife orders them and apparently only she gets group pictures in em 🤣🤣🤣
3 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/TFMTIW0ndT
3 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/90B5DjfxF1
3 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/lkcMOll2GE
3 December 2020 : Caught her sleep smiling pic.twitter.com/MO20BnpP7H
2 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Pa6yvHW26r
29 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/KSaUttTi83
29 November 2020 : 🦆 pic.twitter.com/8n0FmgYjfO
29 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Vb5n0dWgE6
29 November 2020 : What the hell pic.twitter.com/Wz7SmIEK4e
27 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/cirYG0d3WH
27 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/gDg3LgRMJH
26 November 2020 : It's cute here pic.twitter.com/bz4YJdX28I
25 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/W9LO9CUeeF
22 November 2020 : Back on that dad sh*t 😎 pic.twitter.com/Isfeu9Nxs4
20 November 2020 : 🧐 pic.twitter.com/oDjtzK1I3C
20 November 2020 : WHO IS SHE DREAMING ABOUT?! pic.twitter.com/N1Gp4sQ4mJ
20 November 2020 : FOR WHAT? ARE YOU ASKING FOR LIVING EXPENSES UNTIL YOU GET YOUR NEW PLACE? YOU LOOK LIKE A MOOCH https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1329878933043515392
20 November 2020 : I want to be on the call where Ed and Bernie decided to talk a little shit today. https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1329867570028171268
20 November 2020 : ☹️
20 November 2020 : 🙃 pic.twitter.com/8vTHMo3fUI
20 November 2020 : Actually you got a fair mix of replies, I stand corrected!
20 November 2020 : That's just your mentions girl
19 November 2020 : I think it was a necessary component🤖👶
19 November 2020 : Watch better than I did 😭👶 pic.twitter.com/o6Vdq2pO5r
19 November 2020 : Happy Thursday I'm not saving this picture another week, it's do or die. 😷😎 pic.twitter.com/GKm3xfwBtK
17 November 2020 : Look at this tiny head pic.twitter.com/RmPejHSwoe
17 November 2020 : Big yes or I'd kick his ass 😡 https://twitter.com/antinouns/status/1328551482598313985
17 November 2020 : He's a loose cannon, doesn't respect property and I think he's one storyline from villain in any given series. Wolverine gotta go 😤😤
17 November 2020 : This is some big Raphael energy https://twitter.com/yungdresscode/status/1328823863908724739
17 November 2020 : She is crawling so much! Slow down, I'm old! 😭😭😭
17 November 2020 : A fan favorite 🤩
17 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/FRekl8Ocnl
17 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/mnM5h9Hk0L
17 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/91gvd9cxND
17 November 2020 : 🍂🍁🍂 pic.twitter.com/4MUfSvzoTz
16 November 2020 : My confidence is fine, I promise! 😅 pic.twitter.com/HhtQzbRVHS
16 November 2020 : I look bald, lol I don't think of myself that way but whatever comes, comes. Love yourself and change what you need to if you can't. Folks are born beautiful and no product makes any difference unless it makes you believe in yourself. I already believe in me so ugly is OK 😎
16 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/MO7lwqcCzo
16 November 2020 : 😘😘👶 pic.twitter.com/TyYQIGUxiV
15 November 2020 : Same energy. pic.twitter.com/nPf47IFeeS
15 November 2020 : I look like the RTJ Christmas Special over here. pic.twitter.com/sYWqkSq1WT
13 November 2020 : But we don't know if it'll set because it's been freezing lately 🤷‍♂️
13 November 2020 : Holy shit they epoxied my dad lab 🤩 pic.twitter.com/USNrR52TCS
12 November 2020 : Life went from impossible to impossible-er 🤣 at least she's cute! 😍
12 November 2020 : She's recharging right now 😮
12 November 2020 : The latest Pi4 updates for firefox have largely unlocked 1080p video playback. Still some tearing but it it didn't used to play at all. pic.twitter.com/wJGnuH6ohA
12 November 2020 : 😭😭😭😭😭
12 November 2020 : 😍😍😍😍😍👐👐👐👐👐😍😍😍
12 November 2020 : Look look look look look look look look look look 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/YR0zrsKbmD
11 November 2020 : I realized I was taking shit too seriously at around 4:20 and I'm just lolling hard at my tweets now 😤😅
10 November 2020 : The light was hitting this hill just right yesterday pic.twitter.com/z1PHyxeok7
10 November 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/JiWUukMLJl
9 November 2020 : Her little hands 😍 pic.twitter.com/rqp93JWo5z
9 November 2020 : ⛄❄️ pic.twitter.com/DFPItP4ZJD
9 November 2020 : Suhhh pic.twitter.com/bfBBc8emC0
8 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yJEfLWssEN
8 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/EwFV75zwb0
8 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/6mn1erjzaH
7 November 2020 : @not_whelan i lost 80 pounds after moving to idaho and laying low on the charity. i'm pretty sure my desperation to keep things moving was no bueno for my health. i'll still finish the school but this needs me.
7 November 2020 : @not_whelan I failed to tag you because I have no brain. Just talking to myself https://twitter.com/ABoringDad/status/1324911215487770625
7 November 2020 : I've been staying busy this year, everything's different. When shit hit the fan, I went in.
5 November 2020 : Thursday Special pic.twitter.com/j586sOmFh9
4 November 2020 : It's a choose your own adventure thread.
4 November 2020 : This thing rules but you can't click on the links in the poll 🤬 https://twitter.com/ABoringDad/status/1324103669759922177
4 November 2020 : Make your choice: L: left R: right
4 November 2020 : LEFT A police officer is in your house! 👮‍♂️
4 November 2020 : RIGHT You found a clown. 🤡
4 November 2020 : After a short time, a decision must be made. In this case, you will choose left or right.
4 November 2020 : CYOA test Hello, thank you for reading this but pretend you didn't see anything.
4 November 2020 : That was me with Juice Wrld's new one. It became the album I listened to for comfort during protests online and then in Portland. I'm stuck on that album but it's not life changing, we just been through shit. It goes on whenever I need peace
4 November 2020 : "I want it all" sounds like that YG + Nip track a bit. This is a good listen, thanks, Hollow!
4 November 2020 : Goddamn
4 November 2020 : Bumping it now, thanks! 🤗 That phone call part on the intro reminds me of how we used to scam collect calls before cell phones. When you record your name, just say "I'm at the park, meet me here" then they deny charges and meet at the park.
4 November 2020 : What if I told you Nora is short for "No Rapping" and that's her rap name? pic.twitter.com/GGsRNp0VXT
3 November 2020 : Revisiting this peach of a thread
3 November 2020 : That line of questioning is out of order 🔨🌭
3 November 2020 : A six-pack of crab legs is called washboard crabs. 😎
1 November 2020 : Always better looking after supporting folks. Dunno why but it's true. pic.twitter.com/37DKsg8yQt
1 November 2020 : 🎃🧁🎃🧁🎃🧁 pic.twitter.com/mpfdUCr7jJ
1 November 2020 : Happy Halloween from my incredible family! 🎃♥️🎃♥️ pic.twitter.com/VeNOnKPQ2M
31 October 2020 : Yardcuterie board
31 October 2020 : 👶👀 pic.twitter.com/ew91e6nhz1
30 October 2020 : 2020 childhood is different
30 October 2020 : NEEDS MORE ROOM FOR BEANS IF YOU ASK ME
30 October 2020 : He's making a fallout shelter 🤗 pic.twitter.com/9LRVFXpv7B
30 October 2020 : He's 4 and made a tunnel out of Jenga pieces and he's so smart but I saw him be born and he couldn't do anything then and now he just made a tunnel. pic.twitter.com/CWxs1WJG4V
29 October 2020 : This was the attörney, btw. He evaluated what I had so far, organized the plan and then helped research because he couldn't believe what he was seeing. This is wild but we're green lit to hunt a giant.
29 October 2020 : This absolutely rules. We're on firm ground here pic.twitter.com/tyn0OBhPaa
29 October 2020 : 😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/R9PUsE4jR2
28 October 2020 : Having a normal time pic.twitter.com/6DEr6ZmaBH
28 October 2020 : Easy morning pic.twitter.com/9uqFlHuHYo
27 October 2020 : He's making a puzzle! pic.twitter.com/vuqMgkGWsb
27 October 2020 : He's so talented 😍 pic.twitter.com/SJrnvU7BlT
27 October 2020 : He needed a wipe because his nose is flooding 😍 pic.twitter.com/PsV1Ur6Pq6
26 October 2020 : Appreciate the honesty pic.twitter.com/7qP7D0yRma
25 October 2020 : The 'no nuts' thing really answers the question main question i had, about what's with the nuts. The only other question is uh... why?
25 October 2020 : Next year's comes with 5G. It's so fast.
25 October 2020 : NO* NUTS pic.twitter.com/ZYespVjcn3
25 October 2020 : 🥰🥰🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/6sgQualGFx
25 October 2020 : She turned her frown upside down 😍 pic.twitter.com/TjpQGObCa3
23 October 2020 : I think I'm collapsing in on myself.
23 October 2020 : When you don't get the joke but laugh anyway 👀🤣 pic.twitter.com/BDrJFUjHTb
23 October 2020 : Groovy Gorilla landed on Pi4
21 October 2020 : I may have still been in my 20s here 👀 not a lot of pictures survived
21 October 2020 : My son and wife love it 🤣🤣
21 October 2020 : Holy shit we were babies on an island we took a boat to, paddled to the other side of, camped upon, made a kayak lounger and drank rum out of a coconut. pic.twitter.com/8dyM5BkTSU
20 October 2020 : LOL 😍 pic.twitter.com/Aa3c7ryVYM
20 October 2020 : These MFs are life changing! 🤩😍
20 October 2020 : Big yooooooo 🥞🥞🥞 pic.twitter.com/j4aX7MuGlG
20 October 2020 : 🥞🐻 https://t.co/Wq6696lXwh
20 October 2020 : How it started. How it's going. pic.twitter.com/AlaeKiUl8R
20 October 2020 : Same old dad pic.twitter.com/QjuXJqz1qd
20 October 2020 : Loooooooooool I love seeing that person dunked
20 October 2020 : My silent family 🤫 pic.twitter.com/X8GohJEyr4
20 October 2020 : @kahtrinuh 😎✂️
20 October 2020 : Ohhhh and Elliott got his first haircut this year! We did it at the house! https://twitter.com/ABoringDad/status/1318559576594079744
20 October 2020 : Get your cuteness. Daily cuteness here. pic.twitter.com/A7NyS5KLny
19 October 2020 : 😍😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/BNDnpiRJRg
19 October 2020 : 😍😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/t1ZPUORC1Y
19 October 2020 : please enjoy these wet ass duckies pic.twitter.com/6GynWs9jdw
19 October 2020 : duck butts 🦆 pic.twitter.com/T0mtpm5M5M
19 October 2020 : Chilling by a river why not pic.twitter.com/qAV5VTsUzo
18 October 2020 : F*ck so good she doesn't need the ambient sleep sound machine (just sleep sounds on Spotify) Welcome to that mid-30s d*ck 😎
18 October 2020 : 🌅 pic.twitter.com/PGtJbdGi5k
18 October 2020 : Oh my gosh 😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/umQFNq8MvE
17 October 2020 : 😮 pic.twitter.com/BLJInxrpiW
16 October 2020 : I had to stop watching them for that reason!
16 October 2020 : Let's goooooooooo! Good luck and you'll definitely be great!
16 October 2020 : Wallet guy NRA 🤝 Exciting opportunity on bird app
16 October 2020 : @yungdresscode take whatever you need, bro. Just take care of yourself. Don't let any motherfucker tell you how to interact with your loved ones. ♥️
16 October 2020 : Somehow it's only 64¢ and it's shaped like a cool palm tree! 🌴👕
16 October 2020 : Thanks, Hollow 😭 ilu2, fam Didn't know how to bring it up but I didn't want to leave anyone to struggle with it if mentioning it can help. We all share a lot of struggle, I think helping others helps us
16 October 2020 : I don't care to share about it with anyone, it's personal. That said, my preference can be easily overridden by the opportunity to help someone with their own struggle. Please come and talk to me if I can help. ♥️
16 October 2020 : When I saw one of these posts, I dismissed it as engagement bait. Now I've seen 2 people talk about their loss. I'll mention I've lost 2 pregnancies. It's incredibly painful to have all that love and potential and then watch it fade. I'm thankful to have touched the magic. pic.twitter.com/3OGRHS8QUe
16 October 2020 : Today my moms (the "geegas") arrive to visit the grandkiddos. You can tell by the fact that I'm up at 3am that I'm not stressed at all.
15 October 2020 : THAT'S MY BUTTERFLY, SUGAR, BABY
14 October 2020 : Oh no 😭🤣
14 October 2020 : If you lose your remote outside, it's not lost because it's in a remote location. Hope you're proud, .@JesseDoctor
14 October 2020 : I'm glad she's not hitting me with that look pic.twitter.com/5WFgsxBaXl
14 October 2020 : The first lesson of white people is that given enough time, there's no person place or thing that they won't fuck. No standards, no sense, no exceptions. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/meet-woman-who-married-rollercoaster-4984994.amp
14 October 2020 : Rod's a good friend, I'm happy to stand with them in your eyes. That's all good shit, fam 🙂
14 October 2020 : LOL was just retyping, you're right! Thank you! 👍
14 October 2020 : Rod's a good dude, I'm happy to stand with him in your eyes. That's all good shit, fam 🙂
14 October 2020 : Had to do it to ya! pic.twitter.com/jdscJ41dwm
14 October 2020 : Gang shit👹 pic.twitter.com/dSIUcbbURT
13 October 2020 : I just bought the fantasy D&D book humblebundle so I've got something nice to not read while I'm not playing Baldur's Gate 3
13 October 2020 : Additionally, I can cast the screens from the device accessing them to any Chromecast enabled screen in the house. It works to cast to tablets, TVs, phones, whatever. So without cords, I can log into 2 different PCs from anywhere and cast to any screen. 😎
13 October 2020 : Essentially, I have 2 very weak PCs set up on the network with nothing connected to them but the power cords. I can log into them from anywhere and run their full capabilities from whatever device I'm on, in this case my phone. My regular desktop works as well.
13 October 2020 : Ok, so VNC is a program that lets you see your PC screen from over the network, right? I set it up on the RPis and can just hop in between them on the fly. I connected mouse and keyboard to my phone so I can use it on whichever one is logged in, it handles the switching! pic.twitter.com/HuanoO78dx
13 October 2020 : That's the CFO of the charity we started. Unbelievable paths that life takes us down, it's nice to travel the tough ones with friends.
13 October 2020 : Let me tell you about the international dad discourse, it's absolutely mint pic.twitter.com/lxqynnSHS0
12 October 2020 : Perfect landing. My ass is in this seat for the foreseeable! 😎 pic.twitter.com/SORH9sxGTV
12 October 2020 : Dad wins pic.twitter.com/jfUuRGnWgf
12 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/X5rg879IVA
12 October 2020 : My son has made a cardboard box vending machine and his favorite game is to sell groceries from inside of it
12 October 2020 : I'm not going any harder on grifters on main today. I'm not a call out account. I'm a human who has a hard time shutting the fuck up
11 October 2020 : It sounds like youthgroup aging into alcoholism. It's relatable but not in the great ways. Themes of disappointment and loneliness.
11 October 2020 : Here's another album I would always listen around when I'd listen to it. It's not the same vibe at all but I could feel them both from where I was. https://open.spotify.com/album/5veWcivDEMFQwcAVDDKdch?si=R7MQHGL7TOK-0Qw41WV96A&utm_source=copy-link
11 October 2020 : It's really good
11 October 2020 : My thing that connects my upper lip to my gums broke when I was a baby. It's supposed to be like... a web thing. Mine broke and so my upper lip is off the leash. Pretty sure I can put my mustache in my eye. pic.twitter.com/oMs42XzPRz
11 October 2020 : Sometimes hiding your mouth with your mustache is where it's at pic.twitter.com/ZlBeRhUV1X
11 October 2020 : Got my RPi4 running on a standalone laptop screen/keyboard. I can log into it from my phone even when that's not connected to the screen. Pretty wild.
10 October 2020 : His boots are on the wrong feet 👀 pic.twitter.com/Np6lpwoCSv
10 October 2020 : ☔🐸 pic.twitter.com/71IDBEruua
10 October 2020 : It's REALLY good! 😍
10 October 2020 : He's getting shaggy!
10 October 2020 : He made a book with just page and just one sentence: Hugs are important. pic.twitter.com/bpilgfN0de
10 October 2020 : He made a traffic light! 🤩😭 pic.twitter.com/fwAeYvJyZm
9 October 2020 : @yungmalatesta not ruining perfection but damn, this is poetry pic.twitter.com/rPUz6FYXjR
9 October 2020 : My daughter has trained me in the Pavlovian style. When a baby starts to fuss, I chug my drink to free my hands and get rid of the drink before the temperature drifts while I'm tied up with baby. It started as logic, now I am trained.
9 October 2020 : If that happened to you, I understand your frustration 👀
9 October 2020 : Imagine being homeless in highschool when your couch surfing, unemployed dad decides to buy this car with inheritance that he got by saying it was for you and USA Today does an article because that's a fucking sweet car pic.twitter.com/zhUH47Fra9
8 October 2020 : Surprise cameo in the top right pic.twitter.com/04kgQ9t2sS
7 October 2020 : HEAVEN pic.twitter.com/wr6gcD1sXN
7 October 2020 : "trust me" pic.twitter.com/JD3hBI6Lmq
7 October 2020 : How do folks find the energy to be this mad about Netflix? It's like a brimstone sermon about YouTube. Fucking wild. Protecting kids is important. This person's shit is nonsense, though. pic.twitter.com/gwNdzQrEej
6 October 2020 : I'M YOUR DAD, NOT A SNACK 😍 pic.twitter.com/QdIdiwJVFK
6 October 2020 : 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 pic.twitter.com/75Vy99UEOP
6 October 2020 : 🤔 pic.twitter.com/2NSZVp8cWe
6 October 2020 : Thanks, I got lucky capturing such a cute moment this morning! 🥰
6 October 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/XP71vYOrKJ
6 October 2020 : I was going to abandon the whole thing but I put a dirty toy carrot in my mouth and that wasn't for nothing 😡😡 pic.twitter.com/5gTXmmXD1q
6 October 2020 : Some dummy just posted a fake post of me as Post Post M'don't 😡😡😡 pic.twitter.com/cBFreoJdGk
6 October 2020 : This is early November 🥫 ALL🥫 BAD🥫 OPTIONS🥫 🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃💀🎃 https://twitter.com/Utwitily/status/1313501595838164992
6 October 2020 : Found the climate crisis ⭐ https://twitter.com/thegoph/status/1313505232895180800
6 October 2020 : Prank but I did have this weird anxiety growing up about bothering adults. I would try to run in behind people so they didn't have to hold the door. I definitely got bonked a few times before I abandoned that idea of being "helpful" 🤔🤣
6 October 2020 : Let me tell you about the kid I used to be and the man I am now... 1/746
6 October 2020 : People are gross. Billy was pushing back against that idea that 15 year olds shouldn't be content creators on OnlyFans pic.twitter.com/R3gm6kdbqY
6 October 2020 : There's a free lefty seed exchange st@rtup getting going in my mentions and I'm here for it
6 October 2020 : Coming out of the 64-bit unstable builds with no software support but full ram utilization and into the 32-bit stable build with less than half the ram but active software development. What shitty choices
6 October 2020 : I see what u did scare
6 October 2020 : Do any of these people realize there's terms of service? And laws? To protect children? From people like them? pic.twitter.com/orbZyoZmGO
6 October 2020 : Just because toothbrushes are mostly just used for teeth, it's unfair to erase that there's part of the device that never even enters your mouth! NOT *JUST* A TOOTHBRUSH! Thanks, Billy, for your intentional defense of Neal's accidental comment. https://twitter.com/TheBillyProcida/status/1313324002946035712
6 October 2020 : It reminds me of this ESP8266 board that refused to connect to any secure internet. It was an IoT device that was locked out of IoT security facing outwards. There was a way to get it working but it was the first device I ever saw rejected off the internet.
6 October 2020 : It was released with WiFi that was not enabled. It's been released with 8gb of ram on a 32-bit OS, limiting access to 3gb. You can have 2 monitors at 60hz BUT NOT SMOOTHLY PLAY ONE 1080P VIDEO ON EITHER. It's got all of the top browsers but none of them pass DRM checks.
6 October 2020 : The pi4, in the current state, is a PC in the sense that if you take the 5 basic things that make a PC and only have any 2 at a time, it's still a PC because it *could* do those other 3, just not right now.
6 October 2020 : It's like if someone wrote their address in their underwear. That's valid, I support you... ... but also that's not what I'm here for, are you sure you want to give that out? 🤔
6 October 2020 : Just be like the rest of us and combine the word "Spooky," a disorder and a prescription drug or whatever. Something like 'Spooky Premaroids 🎃" or "Spooky Tylenausea 💀" Strong American names 🇺🇲🦅
6 October 2020 : I just saw a 2000 follower account with their full name on it. And the bio was entirely about how to pronounce it. My whole reaction was "what the fuck?? Why would I care? I'm just looking at who said this stupid thing."
6 October 2020 : "Have a great summer!" - Steve pic.twitter.com/8pKm7Af4KH
5 October 2020 : WE STAND UNITED
5 October 2020 : Just trying to keep it cool like the best 😍😍😍
5 October 2020 : Cardigang pic.twitter.com/FVbN5jDYlh
5 October 2020 : We go hard in this game
5 October 2020 : Trying the pose, it's gonna be iffy pic.twitter.com/jLPhcLOmYE
5 October 2020 : Fuuuuuuck sweater gang goes hard This is gonna be a tough one for the Idaho chapter to pull off
5 October 2020 : There's always room for you down here "Hey kid, need a simp? 🤡 Just follow me. Right down here. 👹" pic.twitter.com/OiVcD8bCcD
5 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/cXc2gPkiHH
5 October 2020 : They went really low, had to do it to em https://twitter.com/WallofYawn/status/1313210437349994496 pic.twitter.com/mumBWf576w
5 October 2020 : It would be really rude to steal their work, so I think that's what I'm gonna do. Sorry, I'm trying to be rude. https://twitter.com/yayo_goblin/status/1313199474018140160
5 October 2020 : I feel like we cracked the code. While chuds are pretending they're not trying to be rude, I'm gonna claim the lower ground that they built their whole base on! This is my fort now and girls are allowed! pic.twitter.com/vm29VHPC0A
5 October 2020 : "Sorry, I make the rules" is a pretty good argument, too. "Sorry, I'm trying to be rude." I'm gonna use this on some folks. That shit slaps.
5 October 2020 : 1985 is pissed at this erasure pic.twitter.com/KbeIQe8it5
5 October 2020 : This year is the first year I feel strong and capable. Before that I was just surviving.
5 October 2020 : I used to think getting used to hating seeing myself in pictures was just part of growing up. I lost almost 50% of my bodyweight in 2019. I'm a very new DILF. I didn't think I was good looking until 2020 and had never posted a selfie on Twitter before that despite 12 years here
5 October 2020 : 🤔 2016 2020 pic.twitter.com/PqXBkucGxp
5 October 2020 : The cutest thing in the world 🥰 pic.twitter.com/JXzTE0p5kl
5 October 2020 : Nora's big head as she's trying to climb in! 🥰 pic.twitter.com/IKAj6WVWpN
5 October 2020 : 🥰 pic.twitter.com/6Jg8KQUfKz
4 October 2020 : 📞👶 pic.twitter.com/izabS2Ed2c
3 October 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/07e4fj12Uw
3 October 2020 : 👦👶 pic.twitter.com/vQMYJLTusj
3 October 2020 : and then tried to figure out how to take a picture of it without showing the tweet or the person and here it is:
3 October 2020 : I just saw a 4 line tweet. I absolutely have no idea what it was about. I said "---FFFUUH"
3 October 2020 : that joke was 3 lines and i'm over it. this bit is cancelled.
3 October 2020 : that's like when you try and remember a phone number and hold it all in your head at once. like all them numbers? nah.
3 October 2020 : if i was like super high like a friday night which i'm definitely not, there's just no way i would read 3 line tweets.
3 October 2020 : there's like... a certain length of tweet that starts being unreadable at a certain level of high. I think it's 3 lines.
2 October 2020 : This tiny orange found a great costume! 🎃🍊 pic.twitter.com/TF72uaH0YS
2 October 2020 : How's it going over there?
2 October 2020 : Dom must be locked up with Chad. Free them boys. https://twitter.com/AFriendlyDad/status/1303021606017458176?s=20
2 October 2020 : But if folks want them ☠️ I'm not judging. I get it, I just work to make sure those thoughts don't live in me, even about those terrible and horrible murderers responsible for 200k American deaths. People should be mad, people should be mean. This is all fucked
2 October 2020 : I really don't. TBH, I don't care enough to wish them unwell either. I think their hypocrisy is hilarious but I'd be perfectly happy to never hear from any of their team again. I'm here for the roasts and that's it! 😤😤😤😤
2 October 2020 : Me pulling up a little late but dressed to kill pic.twitter.com/rbvn2yHKdg
2 October 2020 : Ok now I have to attend. I was just going to roll up the same plan from election day (weed)
2 October 2020 : Our leader really is a unifier. I can only imagine how unified we would be at his funeral. No red or blue: just black. 🥺
2 October 2020 : That's Biden, too, then? 😬
2 October 2020 : Loooooooooool nobody trusts him
2 October 2020 : My son has the right amount of enthusiasm for the season 🎃 pic.twitter.com/ZfNmqMzRMa
1 October 2020 : I didn't feel comfortable discussing it with a gator
1 October 2020 : @yayo_goblin 👀 the discourse is everywhere today pic.twitter.com/8bhglbX2CW
1 October 2020 : Tell me about your friend Humpy-Rumpy 🧐 pic.twitter.com/DQLuN4zA8q
1 October 2020 : @gatorpilled 👀🐊 pic.twitter.com/Ci27C0BjU2
1 October 2020 : 👺u must have simped during no-simp September👺
1 October 2020 : YES! 😍😍😍😎
1 October 2020 : I'm pinning this. God energy is pinning a reply 😎
1 October 2020 : Freeze!🔫 📣YOU'VE BEEN📣 🚨 REPORTED 🚨 👮Twitter police👮🏾‍♀️ 🚓🚓🚔🚨🚔🚓🚓 🔨 GOBLIN 🔨 IMPERSONATION👺 is NO joking matter! 🚫👎🚫👎🚫👎🚫
1 October 2020 : And 2 learn goblin facts
1 October 2020 : "I dunno, just print some money! 😤"
1 October 2020 : I'm watching "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" and they fucking animated a baker saying "I may not be rich but I have a lot of dough!" Bro, just animate more bucks in your account 😭😭😭😭
1 October 2020 : She's asleep, I got ice cream 😎 pic.twitter.com/xEQ0JJ8D98
1 October 2020 : I'm glad I got this thing out! I'm living my best life 🤣😍 pic.twitter.com/LmwmPcAXOc
1 October 2020 : 🎃💀 pic.twitter.com/HIkhNfbFJR
1 October 2020 : I should mention that I've built a lot in Python before, don't let my rustiness fool you! I've built 3 online game networking backends in Python, connecting databases to clients across the internet. One of them even ended up running entirely in the Amazon cloud!
1 October 2020 : Ok, python and Pygame are running We're ready to fail at building something
1 October 2020 : so after a day of frustration getting the IDE running, I checked the date on the tutorial. It's from 2013, I really doubt it applies to the rpi4. I've been wasting time doing nothing. Hate that feeling but it's learning: I'll check dates on sources.
1 October 2020 : I'm on my dad shit pic.twitter.com/j6XUuu8hce
1 October 2020 : I had the back shaved and braided bangs in the front dyed blue. Most days I was lazy and just let it look like the short Karen cut with spikes in back pic.twitter.com/ix0PrlPyBk
1 October 2020 : The The Look. Inspiration. pic.twitter.com/HeNlrxeouC
1 October 2020 : I was being a doggy, I guess I'm a dog now
1 October 2020 : I was digging for a goth phase one and forgot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 October 2020 : Hey wait, this wasn't a reply to that! Deleting this. I got distracted and forgot I was in your replies 👀
1 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/GFBBAidbOF
1 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/odscwujALP
30 September 2020 : Anyone mess with Pygame? Thinking about starting work on a Pi project with the kiddo, just wondering what I'm in for.
28 September 2020 : My daughter is 6 months old WTF. 6 months locked in our home. She's only been held by us, my moms and the doctors.
28 September 2020 : Uh... Magneto taught us what happens when you exploit mutants... 😬 pic.twitter.com/bccRw3Rtoq
27 September 2020 : This rules, that's my hometown pic.twitter.com/igSXJ7t9Xd
26 September 2020 : Hollow, you really are the best! 🙂 How was your job endeavor?
26 September 2020 : Cleaned up, now to set it back up pic.twitter.com/325EBtKXpf
26 September 2020 : Dirty secret: My hydroponic garden I built was built in unwashed protein powder containers. I didn't expect it to work, was fiddling around. Cleaning it all now. pic.twitter.com/jmbpy4iPGn
26 September 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/kDYXu9oldC
26 September 2020 : Sometimes I really want to get in on the joke but have nothing to add. I just really like some jokes people tell. 🙂
26 September 2020 : It's hard being the good team in a bad movie, I'm glad there's a community of us out here. I appreciate you, too! 🙂
26 September 2020 : it feels important to help tell the stories and it lets me look at all these really amazing things that people are doing. i really love that.
26 September 2020 : holy shit, i love my fake job. i don't want to tweet anything else over there because i don't want to take away from the good shit i put out tonight.
26 September 2020 : Happy birthday, fam! 34 is gonna be good, 2020 doesn't count 🤷‍♂️
25 September 2020 : There's a news service I work with out of there, I struggle to help get any eyes at all on their work. That person has been ignoring all of the struggle happening in that city. Fucking Twitter heads 😡
25 September 2020 : This fucking 50k rose Twitter account is out of KC and totally ignoring the struggle of the people of KC while he's out here tweeting about solidarity. I'm unfollowing those folks. Really supporting people means supporting people around you.
25 September 2020 : The sexual energy between the washing machine and the glasses in the cabinet pic.twitter.com/jt7PWPnhfa
25 September 2020 : Whose idea was growing plants so slowly?
25 September 2020 : The other deciding factor was how much of my personal info was being examined by the baddies. I would occasionally purge my personal info but now the baddies are always around, they always were but are paying attention now, I think.
25 September 2020 : One of the deciding factors was seeing someone I blocked harassing 2 of my friends. I was tracking shit into our cave 😡
25 September 2020 : Holy shit, I lost 60 followers when I converted my account to a resource account. Follower count doesn't mean shit but it is one of the few metrics of efficacy. I've managed to replace the mufos with project folks. It's sad but for the best.
25 September 2020 : I've been watching YouTube videos on gardening. I've been so far off
25 September 2020 : Get you a man that looks at you like Keanu looks at historical figures https://twitter.com/sugarbrowncubed/status/1309259100300206080
25 September 2020 : Rate my drip (Mood Ring™️) (This is internet talk for "hey, I found this mood ring™️. Check it out!") pic.twitter.com/ukNiw6qpmD
25 September 2020 : Send this one STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE INTERNET! YOU WIN THE INTERNET! 💯 LMAO #HASHTAG https://twitter.com/yungmalatesta/status/1309493654785069058
25 September 2020 : Confused, slightly offended pic.twitter.com/MfiAuOewFz
25 September 2020 : Guess who has already gotten 2 diaper changes this morning! Solid foods really pissing me off 😡 pic.twitter.com/FJ6Eds1tu7
25 September 2020 : I just put the creamer before the coffee and it felt really chaotic. The coffee usually determines the amount of creamer but I just assumed "a lot" 🤷‍♂️
24 September 2020 : Later nerds. Off to Dimension-X. pic.twitter.com/46FOjhFbIN
24 September 2020 : There are no food deserts Only brain deserts https://twitter.com/nytimesbusiness/status/1309198930383720449
24 September 2020 : America is a fucking nightmare right now I just can't believe it We fuck everything up, always
24 September 2020 : Me: burn it down burn it down burn it down [dairy free horchata recipe] BURN IT DOWN 🙂 BURN IT DOWN 🙂 BURN IT DOWN 🙂
23 September 2020 : Me @ my kids: pic.twitter.com/L3q6o95hp6
22 September 2020 : Have you heard of the US Senate, if not have you heard of us US president? Since you like punching up, consider those top targets WITH institutional power! Go get 'em! https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1308528554741657600
22 September 2020 : I ordered an rPi4 😬 Please arrive already
22 September 2020 : I started typing a request to my highschool Facebook group. I just can't face them yet
22 September 2020 : Hmm
22 September 2020 : Ok, I'm gonna tell on myself a little here. I was in a (one) highschool musical production: Footloose. I had one line, "I just gotta dance!" and a breakdance solo. This song still rules. pic.twitter.com/edu1V5lKbW
22 September 2020 : I hate this fucking place
22 September 2020 : ARE YOU REAL ENOUGH (to lift me in the algorithm) Left GRIFT ™️ pic.twitter.com/mwXyvNchYg
22 September 2020 : Is Neil deGrasse Tyson not just the science version of Ben Shapiro? Pedant is pedant. 🤷‍♂️
22 September 2020 : Next day delivery slaps. Between this and fiber internet, life in a mountain state could be worse 🤷‍♂️ Still way too many racists! pic.twitter.com/GL1OdbTv6V
22 September 2020 : Swing and a miss pic.twitter.com/9N3tH1dUjJ
22 September 2020 : It's people that scammed followers not understanding the contract they signed. "I signed up for followers!' Yes, and you followed back? "Yes! Where are my homies?" They're not homies, it's was for a follow back! "Hello is this thing on? Interact if you see me!" No.
22 September 2020 : obvious grift 😡
22 September 2020 : STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW pic.twitter.com/mM2sAova9B
22 September 2020 : Hi, I'm none of those things. I'm also not a person who thinks network speed limits gaming. Pretty sure 5g is for high-speed data mining. pic.twitter.com/JJ3cw86SIS
21 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/6EZrT5bvsd
21 September 2020 : Ok hear me out What if this is actually GREAT parenting? 🤔😁 pic.twitter.com/8dYuwN4YcE
21 September 2020 : I'm talking to my 5 month old, she just makes sounds and I make sounds back. My communication with my 4 year old is more complex but still limited to his understanding. Now I'm wondering about all the conversations limited by MY understanding. 🤔
21 September 2020 : Biden wins this round pic.twitter.com/yltsj14tD7
21 September 2020 : My son has set up "science experience" (experiments) that are very similar in design and made from scraps from my garden project 🤩 pic.twitter.com/1n0iENPFKZ
20 September 2020 : 🎃👶 pic.twitter.com/uwtevBsVTV
20 September 2020 : This rules! We're lighting up the garage on solar power! pic.twitter.com/VzBIVKif1G
20 September 2020 : Our overdue library book from before the library closed due to sickness 😬 pic.twitter.com/UiCEgxD6bv
20 September 2020 : Me, at 4am: oh, great! Let's see what these people are getting up to! They're always getting up to something LAME! Can't wait to judge them! Me, at 4:05am: look at those dummies all asleep, that is so LAME! I WAS SO RIGHT! Judged!
19 September 2020 : I lead a long, run-on, rambling sentence of a life that's punctuated by unimaginable beauty. pic.twitter.com/BfityqCriH
18 September 2020 : Back to work (getting high)
18 September 2020 : NO! I'm only into KROKODIL https://youtu.be/zkt6USSvH9A https://twitter.com/gatorpilled/status/1307036636748939264
18 September 2020 : I change my title to "book collector" and just keep at it 😎
18 September 2020 : Bernie just texted me for $27 to elect the 'most progressive Congress ever.' Didn't even realize we were running a progressive Congress but I'd probably better hold on to my money, thanks.
18 September 2020 : Everything's coming up Stephen today 😍 pic.twitter.com/skDxa57I4i
18 September 2020 : 👀 https://twitter.com/big_cult_energy/status/1306998049902858242
18 September 2020 : 👀 https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1306993883281149952
18 September 2020 : I feel his energy in my blessed TL 🙏
18 September 2020 : I imagine he's not much of a reply guy 🤔
18 September 2020 : Oh shit can you pray on here? I had no idea god was on here What his @ ? pic.twitter.com/HqQJP8iH7r
18 September 2020 : The stork isn't real. You can't "gift" kids. I've been gifted treats and presents but you cannot gift kids. ,🙅‍♂️
18 September 2020 : *raps euro style* (no rhymes and trying to sound like Biggie over a 2pac beat with a thick accent) Charts: -US: 9999898899 (last place) -EU: #1 smash hit (first place)
18 September 2020 : The algorithm is confused as hell but not too far off. Sprinkle hate over the top and these are spot on. I hate these ads. 🤩 They're uniquely bad, I feel. pic.twitter.com/ph3BV5BeoB
17 September 2020 : That's just the quality you can expect on vimeo dot com 🤩
17 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/pPhbfba5hz
17 September 2020 : The fucking Bartman, what else? https://vimeo.com/159063171
17 September 2020 : Not engaging with the 69 eating farts tweet on my main because that's not praxis My joke *would have* been: That's not 69, that's 8 (ate) Thank you. Questions? I'll be taking them for the next 13 seconds.
17 September 2020 : This is just incredible. This man is my inspiration. This is the biggest W I could get today pic.twitter.com/n8693WdXnV
17 September 2020 : We've had a few, let me chat with the missus and see if she recalls which weren't bad
17 September 2020 : Me trying to get this joke pic.twitter.com/QHg8ZkkYX5
17 September 2020 : 24 hours after being cut and put into this homemade hydro setup and it's looking good so far! Mint is pulling towards the light, basil leaves look full. pic.twitter.com/hOou94ZA2x
17 September 2020 : My work was attracting folks that I don't feel comfortable sharing my personal life with
17 September 2020 : @6oclockJessie Nora's getting big, too 😍 pic.twitter.com/Q1R19nAfMD
17 September 2020 : At what point is a Robinette considered a full Robin?
17 September 2020 : I was talking to folks about serious conflict and the crumbling of America. Had to switch accounts for the retweet. 🤔
17 September 2020 : HE'S TALKING ABOUT SONIC'S SIDEKICK! HIS NAME IS MILES PER HOUR 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1306612564873289730
17 September 2020 : I'm @ the same number of followers my other account had in January. Me then, grasping@words: honey, I don't know that all this isolation is good for me. Maybe I'll go on Twitter and find some people to talk to, get involved with the Bernie campaign. Me now: hidin from chüds
17 September 2020 : The worst feeling is thinking your kid woke up and is coming for a hug but it's just the cat shitting
17 September 2020 : If you look up Biker Mice, like "Biker Mice from Mars", the knockoff of Mighty Ducks, that was a knockoff of TMNT, the GIFs are bonkers But that seventh one? No bikes or mice. Just men having a moment pic.twitter.com/7pfjUSftZJ
17 September 2020 : I HAD BANGS IN THE FRONT AND SPIKES IN THE BACK IN 2001 🥵 Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit were getting paid so it fits but dang pic.twitter.com/xpKL9iWuGD
17 September 2020 : Did anyone try tweeting hercule about Trump? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/uuZMyXqzs7
17 September 2020 : She's the best 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/QGtn6caqNz
17 September 2020 : 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/7KtUWddspI
16 September 2020 : That's kinda true! Everywhere else you continue to fret about punctuation or word choice. Twitter is "just how BAD is it? Alright, delete the whole thread" AND THAT'S RARE
16 September 2020 : I'm in somebody's circle and have never talked to them. Hiding out here because I haven't figured out what to do. I'm no longer a followback account and don't know them! Uhhhhhh
16 September 2020 : That's all LEDs? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/FYsmTH1HY3
16 September 2020 : I choose @gatorpilled https://twitter.com/gatorpilled/status/1306343707453673475
16 September 2020 : You're really having a day pic.twitter.com/8qv6UOwpJw
16 September 2020 : I keep kissing my kids in the morning and my mustache puts coffee on them. It's a difficult life we lead
16 September 2020 : This is sending me It's in a poem about accepting imperfections. I feel baited. Ahhhh pic.twitter.com/gv2BMZ0i2A
16 September 2020 : I'll order a kit and we'll figure this out 🤔
16 September 2020 : He was wondering how it works, I think he thinks you're magic. He was asking about how y'all spread out, I didn't really understand. Let me get a better handle on his curiosity and report back
16 September 2020 : @JnxOuaquaga he was asking about you but got nervous pic.twitter.com/qpXgdXd29Q
16 September 2020 : Poor cutie cried herself out of energy, she was so mad about being tired! pic.twitter.com/kxOMGKkuJz
16 September 2020 : Kev coming correct! I need to step up my workout! pic.twitter.com/Tctqym7U1c
16 September 2020 : Built a wheelbarrow 😎 pic.twitter.com/lJZOtXXAwV
16 September 2020 : Ok so step 1 is "here's everything" Steps 2 and 3 are "build everything" Steps 4 through 7: ???? Step 8: chill. U did it 😎 pic.twitter.com/T4bGUrdnIX
16 September 2020 : Forget ACAB, I am ADAD A Dad also Dad (2 kids)
16 September 2020 : "Mario" sounds like a word that basically spells itself. But there's no "E" in there. The middle of the Oreo is a lie.
16 September 2020 : Dancing in the rain Dancing on the train Dancing at home Dancing at divorce court Life is full of beautiful music if you just listen 🎵
16 September 2020 : Shit, I actually put some dad advice on there
16 September 2020 : If your spiritual link to nature is cosmic, undeniable, and unique but has a sticker on the front that says "BEST SELLER! OVER 1 MILLION SOLD" 🤷‍♂️ Maybe you're talking to yourself and that should be enough. Value you, not some silly incantation. https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1306249171448422402
16 September 2020 : It's Halloween or it's not a thing 🤷‍♂️👇 https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1306246358223839232
16 September 2020 : 🙏🙏🙏🙏 Pressed it twice pic.twitter.com/A14SBi9C19
16 September 2020 : Have the whole talk, this thesis slaps
16 September 2020 : (bit of a meme, though)
16 September 2020 : What if we live in a society? (Not a joke) https://twitter.com/ih82tweetdood/status/1306238126894055424
16 September 2020 : I tweet for people who leave "Hi, My Name is: ______________" stickers on indefinitely because name, name never changes. https://twitter.com/no_goblins/status/1306225133237858304
15 September 2020 : "bake for 8 to 12 minutes" Ok bet "But don't even check until 10 minutes" Ok wait what about minutes 8 and 9? Let me check the picture... "10 to 14 minutes" Ok what is happening here? pic.twitter.com/2akhC5ykxu
15 September 2020 : I'm annoyed at how high they rightly assume I am 😡😡😡 pic.twitter.com/R61xTUhXCi
15 September 2020 : Minus 27 mutuals... that's 9 potential new friends 😎 pic.twitter.com/yFWdmvBZ1m
15 September 2020 : Hey 36 friends that aren't Teddy, check this out https://twitter.com/teddyjoestarr/status/1306014945771913222
15 September 2020 : Thinking about how the video game "E for Everyone" looks just like the Spotify "E for Explicit" and just imagining happy accidents in parenting. pic.twitter.com/34Q6ilHVee
15 September 2020 : These pizza directions aren't how to cook it. -The first cooking direction is to cook the pizza. -The second cooking direction is to not cook the box. -Disposal directions included in cooking directions. -one step about cooking. -don't cook too many. pic.twitter.com/sYjDIihCbs
15 September 2020 : That would still be lit af though 😎
15 September 2020 : 😬🤔 pic.twitter.com/eY2Fqp02Kw
15 September 2020 : 😎yooooooooooooooooooo😎 pic.twitter.com/JYMElSHw3n
15 September 2020 : WAP has made all of us take sex off our notifications because it's been a helluva monsoon season.
15 September 2020 : We really are suffering 🥺 🙏
15 September 2020 : That's like 1200 bananas pic.twitter.com/TWbmPrWSve
15 September 2020 : https://twitter.com/Seebo429/status/1305893471753056256 pic.twitter.com/9gn6LZuYmF
15 September 2020 : 🥵🥵🥵🥵 pic.twitter.com/rADJL1sGMK
15 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Rdwf2n9xAy
15 September 2020 : 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 pic.twitter.com/qGB70T756o
15 September 2020 : Life is good 🥰 pic.twitter.com/ec0wUqVoqF
15 September 2020 : We have fully live streaming video now. Why aren't chefs teaching live courses to individual's houses? Or coaches coaching athletes from off-site? Tele-everything! We don't need this time to be downtime, just reinvent uptime!
15 September 2020 : I had to look it up, 60 is when you deserve health pic.twitter.com/U4NXWH9K0t
15 September 2020 : It is not!
15 September 2020 : A treat at 64½! Wow! 🙄 pic.twitter.com/gatCEaiyQQ
15 September 2020 : The weirdest post-nut clarity but go on https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1305714547479719938?s=19
15 September 2020 : I'm eating pretzels and dreaming of the cereal in quarantine in the garage
15 September 2020 : I got lost on the opening credits of hereditary
14 September 2020 : Spotify why do you have this and what made you think you were saving it for me? pic.twitter.com/pn3fOXYNTk
14 September 2020 : My daughter has the amazing ability to wake up from slumber, no matter how deep, by me sitting down, no matter how far away. pic.twitter.com/S8KjAS4i02
14 September 2020 : 🦕🦖 pic.twitter.com/K5KjTnfN08
14 September 2020 : When someone you're arguing with tells you to "LISTEN!" it's not actually a demand, it's a request. You're under absolutely no obligation to listen to anyone ever 🤷‍♂️
14 September 2020 : One of the groups I stan wants to fundraise for my work. The amount of mutual respect being felt is insane, especially for a Monday
13 September 2020 : 🥰 pic.twitter.com/WH2pEA79XT
13 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/O9Gd4GI9N5
13 September 2020 : 😍 pic.twitter.com/5nRIRMYWGm
13 September 2020 : This video is starting with covering that https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTa0fEkE1OY
13 September 2020 : watch a horror movie to see something peaceful in 2020 challenge
13 September 2020 : My brain isn't even big enough to understand people talking about MIDSOMMAR, let alone the actual movie
13 September 2020 : You flew too close to the sun 💀☠️ pic.twitter.com/NaInqUHAh5
13 September 2020 : We having a good one 🥰 pic.twitter.com/ZOCy3B6XWq
13 September 2020 : I believe in you, brother. Tell the tale♥️
13 September 2020 : 🐢🐢🐢🐢🐀 https://twitter.com/ChairmanApe/status/1304920472459509760
13 September 2020 : ✅ trashbender https://twitter.com/LicensedT0Ill/status/1304941619335094277
13 September 2020 : They couldn't find a better picture? 🤔 https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1304906141172994049
13 September 2020 : Holy shit, it was all leading up to this moment. The Cream of the Pop🍿 https://twitter.com/JesseDoctor/status/1305160373507633153
13 September 2020 : Advanced User ™️ https://twitter.com/mediumhollow/status/1305160325927403528
13 September 2020 : GM 😃
13 September 2020 : I might start on a new game development project with my best friend from junior high. We started it in 7th grade, 23 years ago. Now we both know computer science. Might as well 🤷‍♂️
12 September 2020 : I never thought in 2020 lil wayne would just have an album out that didn't hit my radar. I blame the year more than the artist but still
12 September 2020 : We're watching Muppets Take Manhattan I really didn't appreciate this enough as a kid
12 September 2020 : I think I skipped the light one, though I love the friend 👀🤣
12 September 2020 : we're best friends over this one
12 September 2020 : I'm steady soft blocking the Tülsi and Assänge weirdos on my other account. I asked twice for anyone to explain why they're talked about and no one speaks up. The weekend comes and it's a TL of "I'm not a Tülsi stan but ..." I'll pass on that
12 September 2020 : I thought it was sunset. Still a few hours away. The smoke making it look late pic.twitter.com/0fDu9OxHgE
11 September 2020 : It still called him honorable, though. I'd have been a bit more blunt
11 September 2020 : Get my ass
11 September 2020 : I've been trying to pull in empty trash cans all day. They're always full. Labor day. Monday offset my Friday. Ah dang
11 September 2020 : Elliott was telling me about a "toot parachute." He says it's a parachute with a fake Nora on it. The invention is 💩 but the name is 💯💯💯💯
11 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/M6LGY6merm
11 September 2020 : This amoeba looks like Ed Bighead pic.twitter.com/oXQjwxGylB
11 September 2020 : Elliott (4) calls this snack "monkey in a tree" because it reminds him of a Barrel of Monkeys. He's been serving them all day🐵 pic.twitter.com/UeRfztcZHB
11 September 2020 : Stadia released a free game, Embr. It's about saving people from fires and it's kinda triggering at this moment. The developer must be watching the news wondering how they became so topical
11 September 2020 : Oh shi-- Me too 😡🤣
11 September 2020 : Can y'all sing all the words to the Super Mario Super Show or are you normal? pic.twitter.com/zAMwFeI2V6
11 September 2020 : There's a baby in there pic.twitter.com/ONE6HuEmAn
11 September 2020 : Ahahaha 😍 pic.twitter.com/zf1tLflqAS
11 September 2020 : I have pleased the algorithm and been rewarded by Spotify! Happy Friday! pic.twitter.com/WBFzTtjY6x
11 September 2020 : "I have to eat them before they go bad. I should be thanked for eating all these snacks. 😤😤😤"
11 September 2020 : @PraxisPower for the life of me i couldn't remember your @ so i've been looking at Kevs all day like "nah, that's not him"
11 September 2020 : The spice must flow
11 September 2020 : Deleted that tweet, I apologize. I didn't expect anyone to see it, it's not something I'm focused on or worried about. I have the person blocked on my other account, it shocked me to see them respond and I tweeted before thinking. It's not a can of worms that needs opening.
11 September 2020 : Me about all politics, TBH
11 September 2020 : I'm disgusted to have participated, even though I voted correctly
11 September 2020 : I'm not a drama troll account, I just have no friends! 😡😡😡 pic.twitter.com/6vOoEhx5Gi
11 September 2020 : Taps the sign 👇 pic.twitter.com/1Jzhn8Fx9J
11 September 2020 : The guy doing it is in your replies joking about the concept. What a grotesque timeline https://twitter.com/JesseDoctor/status/1304211044974428161
11 September 2020 : Not even playing pic.twitter.com/52WrIF9zhn
10 September 2020 : Yoooooo congrats! 😃
10 September 2020 : I did, for this tweet
10 September 2020 : All my neighbors are asking https://twitter.com/antifasunrise/status/1304190087140225024
10 September 2020 : @ ge76606927 I get memory of the year for remembering that from there to here 👴
10 September 2020 : Me without the gang feels like I'm just simping my 3 friends I found 🤔
10 September 2020 : Why that was a bad move, a thread 1/653
10 September 2020 : That's what I hit him with before his block
10 September 2020 : The world's cutest pic.twitter.com/mB2PUrn6NJ
10 September 2020 : Ever since day six, "Six Pack Abs" 😎 (Not actually, though.) https://twitter.com/benegotherit/status/1304040777794883586
10 September 2020 : We all bumblin
10 September 2020 : Sponsored Tweet™️ https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1304038348772855810
10 September 2020 : 2020 continues to deliver https://twitter.com/linkinpark/status/1304153476331520000
10 September 2020 : It doesn't matter, that's no excuse to be like that
10 September 2020 : This sounds like it applies to all women universally, for sure not a specific person https://twitter.com/Ge76606927/status/1304180425225461760
10 September 2020 : I'll just wait for the movie after the police catch him
10 September 2020 : That's Spanish and French for "hoho cat" 🎅😽
10 September 2020 : The fifth horsemen of the apocalypse has logged on pic.twitter.com/L9TBbq2EZV
10 September 2020 : What if the G is for guillotine? 🤔
10 September 2020 : RT @teddyjoestarr: Getting a job is the worst thing I’ve ever done
10 September 2020 : Yeah. It's a matter of pride that I won't eat the suspension. My brand isn't about hurting folks, it's all about helping. No one would notice if I accepted the punishment but I'd know. That ain't me. Just making a non-hostile home to keep family stuff while it works out
10 September 2020 : Bombarded by bad boys, they found a tweet about basketball that they reported as encouraging self harm I could have eaten the 12 hour timeout but it's wrong so I'm appealing it instead. It's been locked 3 days so far, not sure when they'll get around to reviewing properly.
10 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/jgeNCQiKkD
10 September 2020 : I wasn't even gonna charge him that much. Just blood and torment AT A DISCOUNTED RATE 😡 https://twitter.com/JesseDoctor/status/1304157250014056448
10 September 2020 : Living life to the fullest! Not worried about a thing! Just here to share pictures of my family! pic.twitter.com/igt7vVHuPP