30 May 2022 : @jai4sheriff pic.twitter.com/mBnR2Mr2Eh
22 May 2022 : this sitcom sucks pic.twitter.com/E3yDfLi2C8
12 May 2022 : I encourage anyone who can to go participate in democracy to by showing up here and making a mockery of this joke party. I will be out of town and can’t go, but please go and get Grimace elected to some position in the party. pic.twitter.com/68uhoqZ6ZT
5 May 2022 : Wtf… Gobiys are apparently from an alternate universe of the Transformers. pic.twitter.com/0GljeLudTz
3 May 2022 : You mean
3 May 2022 : New Business Cards. 💜 Can you all check the QR code to make sure it works? 😉 #LoremIpsum 👾 pic.twitter.com/yhSPAG3EYB
27 April 2022 : pic.twitter.com/HNDrRoGFqx
24 April 2022 : pic.twitter.com/z1jWx2VoLh
23 April 2022 : What a vile person https://twitter.com/paullahticks/status/1517591622271258626
22 April 2022 : He likes cruises. It’s even worse than we thought. https://twitter.com/cawthornfornc/status/1517616971315126272
21 April 2022 : "should feel" https://twitter.com/CoryHepola/status/1516923128433233921?s=20&t=7TsxoCmldpNtJsi0ehObEw
20 April 2022 : Wordle 305 5/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨⬛ ⬛🟨🟨⬛⬛ 🟨⬛⬛🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟨⬛ 🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 #StayCurious 💜 #LoremIpsum 👾
18 April 2022 : I’m America’s D R E A M
18 April 2022 : hey friends... we bought a new table and if anyone needs one, it's still in good shape except for 12 years of little kids dinging the hell out of it. Counter-height, seats up to 8 when extended. At least 4 of the chairs are still in good shape too. DM me, I can deliver it.
18 April 2022 : Looks like the venue for the H*r M*r show was announced pic.twitter.com/jxXzF0Zdy7
17 April 2022 : Data blows out back walls https://twitter.com/tngimagebot/status/1515797252626911235
16 April 2022 : Put all your “Patrick Tillman is the brother of known rapist Har Mar Superstar” memes in this thread
16 April 2022 : Did you know that kingcutie is defending his rapist brother Har mar superstar on Twitter?
15 April 2022 : Jacob Copperpot https://twitter.com/janeost_/status/1514835943655718914
11 April 2022 : How’d that work out for Lincoln? Anyone know? https://twitter.com/andrewyang/status/1513492038595092482
10 April 2022 : I have a lot of mutuals that follow this apologist for dickexpert pic.twitter.com/l7HwWw7RJD
3 April 2022 : New @olivegarden spokesperson just dropped https://twitter.com/bringme/status/1510240735727079428 pic.twitter.com/O5jTncuI4h
1 April 2022 : There was a sign saying you can’t take pictures of the US Embassy here in Dakar, it I did it anyway pic.twitter.com/K6kPO7aEdI
1 April 2022 : There was a sign that said you can’t take pictures of the US Embassy here in Dakar, but I did it anyway. pic.twitter.com/zZl4An4dik
30 March 2022 : https://twitter.com/wedgelive/status/1508940972671086592 pic.twitter.com/SVYNyeg6bM
27 March 2022 : Eating a bunch of acid and describing a restaurant chain that has sex workers instead of bartenders and servers https://twitter.com/bloodberry_tart/status/1508069044741713930
27 March 2022 : The cocaine at McDonald’s tastes different. No one knows why. https://twitter.com/Grimace4MN/status/1507894648336883712
21 March 2022 : Think we can get Grimace more followers than Cory? pic.twitter.com/KhBXXSxgNH
21 March 2022 : @ibsroyalty lmao
21 March 2022 : thought this guy was a borg for a second https://twitter.com/StribSports/status/1505740227603664902
17 March 2022 : This is on DuPont
17 March 2022 : @SelaInvestments you good with this?
15 March 2022 : for once the local politicians aren't stepping on their dicks because of something i said.
11 March 2022 : pic.twitter.com/YToEUMXcyA
10 March 2022 : Oh god… yes https://twitter.com/mnsmithh/status/1501969322456993798
10 March 2022 : pic.twitter.com/N58WbA7en4
9 March 2022 : “…the impact we’ve been looking for.” One like. Zero notes. pic.twitter.com/olK2dSC6mM
8 March 2022 : Why would Rondo try to hold cops accountable when Jacob Frey didn’t even have the balls to sign a letter of reprimand? pic.twitter.com/k14wSXx34G
27 February 2022 : pic.twitter.com/mIy86sdPav
26 February 2022 : pic.twitter.com/P1qAb2bqrk
26 February 2022 : being aghast that wars happen in white countries too is something else... https://twitter.com/imraansiddiqi/status/1497607326487826435
26 February 2022 : Porn Hub is doing more for Ukraine than the EU is https://twitter.com/_conflitfrance/status/1497331353301528589
25 February 2022 : Oh my god. Imagine how you would feel if troops invaded your city like this. pic.twitter.com/3v0tcUs8OE
24 February 2022 : https://twitter.com/LizNavratil/status/1496865913760530432 pic.twitter.com/YHas5cMrSv
21 February 2022 : Occupying a pedestrian bridge seems like a good way to get trapped
14 February 2022 : He’s not going to fuck you, Jen. https://twitter.com/jrpsaki/status/1493058110776299523
13 February 2022 : You can easily submit an ethics complaint against the mayor regarding excited delirium with a form you can find here: https://twitter.com/BokononsProphet/status/1492965995341881345?s=20&t=9nzIkPiEhhi_89CLxigAdQ https://twitter.com/AndrewMannix/status/1492883657408790531
7 February 2022 : A majority of the Minneapolis city council supported the strong mayor amendment and opposed creating the department of public safety. Those two measures would have given the council significant power over MPD. They tied their own hands and are telling you their hands are tied.
6 February 2022 : Sorry. Haha. Don’t think for a moment I think he’ll resign. This is about growing an audience of people that think it’s possible.
6 February 2022 : I don’t think he’ll ever resign, but we need to seize language when we can.
28 January 2022 : https://twitter.com/jai4sheriff/status/1487047024713347072 pic.twitter.com/djfLan8YIP
24 January 2022 : also, he's 5'9... who's a giant at 5'9"
21 January 2022 : This is terrorism. What are you going to do about it @MayorFrey ? https://twitter.com/M_Nikki_dUrso/status/1484569799363637256
19 January 2022 : When a rich white guy gets treated the same as a black guy. https://twitter.com/_waleedshahid/status/1483918715397853184
14 January 2022 : TIL that Ben Shapiro used to be the “Vice music editor” pic.twitter.com/zxpHdiQvkI
29 December 2021 : @ai_curio_bot botprompt: face off starring nicolas cage and John Traviata
26 December 2021 : Die Hard is a story about how useless LAPD is.
25 December 2021 : Enjoying the fireplace up north pic.twitter.com/QDEcdJu5o3
22 December 2021 : lol. of fucking course. get a fucking life, @maxrrymer . go hang out with becky or something. pic.twitter.com/OUwRIlvs78
22 December 2021 : RT @_TwinklePants: @BokononsProphet @hey_its_moon @cartilagepizza https://t.co/tRtoCf7qo2
19 December 2021 : @SimpleBoatMan @BreeMinneapolis @Plant_Daddie @RacketMN Top the tater is when a curious straight guy gives into his curiosity
13 December 2021 : Shorter Ken Martin: pic.twitter.com/Z5LseNc6QJ
8 December 2021 : Tucker is now openly carrying water for Putin now. https://twitter.com/UrbanAchievr/status/1468589215399174149
3 December 2021 : Congrats @phmelodious !
2 December 2021 : Maggiano’s is definitely fancier Italian than OG. Bonefish is fancier than Red Lobster. Cheesecake Factory Just seems like a veneer of fancy and actually isn’t, but maybe that’s me.
27 November 2021 : RT @jasoncomix: Remember when Alex Minn made a fake email address and spammed people using a DFL mailing list claiming to be the @ChavezFor…
20 November 2021 : They did great work for me pic.twitter.com/nE0l36XmK6
20 November 2021 : Apparently there his isn’t a parody account https://twitter.com/richsignorelli/status/1461860577685483520
19 November 2021 : https://twitter.com/shoebillhours/status/1461643566283825155 pic.twitter.com/eWwLPUi7gA
17 November 2021 : RT @Inhumansoflate1: https://t.co/P0GqGMkuhQ
11 November 2021 : pic.twitter.com/aujYsledjn
11 November 2021 : pic.twitter.com/bquENl0FxK
9 November 2021 : When @jacobfrey goes for a drive https://twitter.com/Silodrome/status/1457993244285935622
3 November 2021 : Some of the lines on Love Hurts could work
2 November 2021 : *were hidden. They’re with God Now. pic.twitter.com/BRdbB8xDMn
2 November 2021 : Saw three no on 3 signs on the boulevard at the church on the corner of 48th and Lyndale Ave S. Is that a polling location?
31 October 2021 : Just shameless stuff from @jacob_frey . He lies constantly on his website. http://www.jacobfrey.com/home
27 October 2021 : RT @danielleiat: lol you're all missing the best part of this--his wife wanted to say something humiliating and condescending about the ser…
27 October 2021 : Everybody loves Homecoming, right? #DontRankFrey #NoYesYes pic.twitter.com/LjwXMpYWju
27 October 2021 : minneapolis liberals dot jpg @mPinoe care to comment on this fan of yours who hates activists fighting the status quo? pic.twitter.com/pD4KL7pBac
27 October 2021 : Canine centipede pic.twitter.com/OvwNvdmbTu
21 October 2021 : CUAPB is problematic. They have ties to the cops so they shouldn't be trusted on this issue.
15 October 2021 : Hey @Jacob_Frey since you’ve had no problem stepping out for the vandalism at @StarTribune , what do you have to say about this I’m sure it’s important to you since you constantly talk about how you have majority support from POC? Or is caring about POC just performative for you? https://twitter.com/possumafterdarq/status/1449011054844039168
9 October 2021 : Drop a picture of your pet that looks like an album cover https://twitter.com/wentrogue/status/1446924100392337408 pic.twitter.com/68i3EcHyYb
9 October 2021 : Pompedcorm please pic.twitter.com/QOwd4aiGNA
7 October 2021 : He wasn’t to be a real mayor. #DontRankFrey pic.twitter.com/27R2tQSwyc
3 October 2021 : I used to not get into these fights because a family is grieving, but Sondra is using this murder to push her Minneapolis agenda when it didn't even happen in Minneapolis. It's evil. Here's a geography lesson for you, Sondra. Stop shamelessly using deaths to advance your agenda https://twitter.com/SondraSamuels/status/1444407945479995394 pic.twitter.com/Ge8R68mkQR
1 October 2021 : Got some “No on 3” with the address of 1600 W 82nd St. Suite 110 so I checked it out this morning. And yep, it’s the Landlord Lobby. Weird how their website has a Bloomington address but the flyer says “Minneapolis” pic.twitter.com/joiwgBtNqn
1 October 2021 : Goddammit
30 September 2021 : Derek Chauvin was 44 years old when he murdered George Floyd. He had a retirement *pension* worth $1.5M. That’s money his union negotiated for him above and beyond his salary. How many 44 year olds have a 401k worth $1.5M? Money that they largely had to save for themselves. https://twitter.com/daviss/status/1443390120988745729
28 September 2021 : https://www.instagram.com/p/CUYTHjZFrEH/?utm_medium=copy_link
27 September 2021 : pic.twitter.com/JX0Wa3FT92
26 September 2021 : Yes, I’m ready for some football. Why do you ask? pic.twitter.com/b6Yy3uC70P
25 September 2021 : #dontrankfrey https://twitter.com/dontrankfrey/status/1441806901314867209
25 September 2021 : #dontrankfrey https://twitter.com/dontrankfrey/status/1441805705615396864
23 September 2021 : Pictured, a proposed flag for Frey’s campaign pic.twitter.com/SWksg3uMjU
13 September 2021 : pic.twitter.com/zUEN9GMMse
12 September 2021 : pic.twitter.com/Hs7ZxdObfd
12 September 2021 : Blowing my head off with a shotgun over this https://twitter.com/goodreddit/status/1436706803421749256
12 September 2021 : Inspired by @frasier_looking pic.twitter.com/JjADdB47K5
7 September 2021 : Fun fact: if you make up a church you can call yourself whatever you want and people have to address you by your honorific. For example: I’m the righteous popeness of bokoninism
6 September 2021 : Flies in the face? I’m definitely taking hire medicine then. pic.twitter.com/5AGDOAC2ym
31 August 2021 : Working on something pic.twitter.com/bxmeLBv5Fi
11 August 2021 : Just enjoying a normal summer evening that isn’t ridiculously hot or the air is trying to kill us pic.twitter.com/sznk1Idjpz
11 August 2021 : All but four of the people here https://twitter.com/dennismeaney91/status/1425218300825460738 pic.twitter.com/jAQImXj2yG
5 August 2021 : Crime watch also includes drumming up fear when I made/posted this notorious shitposter made and tweeted this obvious joke about suburbanites pic.twitter.com/LbtLfkPw1g
30 July 2021 : Brb spend some in Denver Twitter arguing that Boulder is Denver.
29 July 2021 : Pizzax
28 July 2021 : Gonna beat the shit out of this fucking fascist if he ever steps foot in Minnesota. https://twitter.com/jdvance1/status/1420197895672840196
28 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/dojasmom/status/1419936278833815557 pic.twitter.com/5cMLXAVLxc
28 July 2021 : Kurt Vonnegut taught me that nihilism can be funny
28 July 2021 : Sometime I want me and @jasoncomix to get a picture with the mayor so he looks like the tiny little man that he is.
25 July 2021 : Oh, another funny story from today… Guy to his girlfriend: imagine being stoned and you see the mountains and the look like this Me: buddy, you’re gonna love the story behind this photo
22 July 2021 : Tangle up in goo
21 July 2021 : Calling the cops on the air
21 July 2021 : looks like there's a garden somewhere nearby
21 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/MPt1m6vkKu
20 July 2021 : Would be a shame if we make sure to 311 any sidewalk violations all winter long
20 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/WdIP52atFn
16 July 2021 : Look at this shit. A tow request for my trailer, in front of my house, in the middle of the day on a Friday. Four hours to comply before it gets towed. Only reason it didn’t get towed is because a neighbor tipped me off. Zero warning before this. pic.twitter.com/j0DGTdCBLF
15 July 2021 : They probably don’t want to live by all the Minneapolis cops. https://twitter.com/guwoppicasso/status/1415714020678672394
12 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/D2iGJL4Waq
12 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/60UTWx7P9c
11 July 2021 : What if you the English and Italians?
10 July 2021 : It’s me. https://twitter.com/kurt_vonnegut/status/1413394253171003394 pic.twitter.com/6n9kLJptSP
9 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/LYsWeF4oDw
8 July 2021 : Spent some time today at a remnant of American colonialism pic.twitter.com/ZxSiNnAHf3
8 July 2021 : The indignity of flying Southwest for repatriation https://twitter.com/dannyspewak/status/1413237817476632576
8 July 2021 : That’s the stuff pic.twitter.com/017UisY2DB
6 July 2021 : Spending the week misgendering Spanish nouns
4 July 2021 : She’s not freaked out by fireworks, but she’s a protector and there’s no way she’ll sleep until the fireworks stop. pic.twitter.com/UJE7Gn9QUP
3 July 2021 : Only one why we can’t
2 July 2021 : Chokecherry sized?
30 June 2021 : Seen at @SMSUptown this morning pic.twitter.com/hneVQDqVtQ
30 June 2021 : This always cracks me up because she looks like a person when she does it. pic.twitter.com/tv2T0QFiAh
27 June 2021 : Just saw a guy with a shirt that says “Virginity Rocks” and I wonder what it’s like to live a life so completely devoid of joy that you would think that is true.
24 June 2021 : I know of a handful of people in south Minneapolis that were at Morris during that time
24 June 2021 : Haha. We were there at the same time.
24 June 2021 : Yeah. It wasn’t until I was at a museum in Phoenix (???) a few years after I left Morris that I really understood
24 June 2021 : I went to Morris and it was weird how they acknowledged what happened there but also glossed over it.
24 June 2021 : “Suicide” https://twitter.com/gregotto/status/1407780858833125380
23 June 2021 : Of course I do. I’m a white man, that’s our thing. pic.twitter.com/09jQdjNO9h
19 June 2021 : If you must rank someone after @SheilaFTP and @kateknuth , I recommend Mayor McCheese. Compared to him, @mayorfrey is just a side that isn’t even super sized. #dontrankfrey
18 June 2021 : I have some work to do tomorrow morning, but it feels like I’m hanging out with old friends right now. Missed this last year. pic.twitter.com/PuVxbR08xz
17 June 2021 : For some reason my notifications aren’t really clear on who is responding right now… pic.twitter.com/DEn3fg6cFV
17 June 2021 : scrooge mcduck swimming in gold dot gif pic.twitter.com/vhY7SrWpzX
17 June 2021 : rolling in dough https://t.co/zN1hylKtZc
17 June 2021 : Nice way to handle a birthday vigil you fucking fascists https://twitter.com/daviss/status/1405343542936051718
17 June 2021 : Nice way to handle a birthday vigil you fucking fascists. https://twitter.com/daviss/status/1405342494074757121
15 June 2021 : Cops: Someone please snitch on this guy who was protecting protesters because we failed to protect protesters and #DeonaMarie was murdered as a result. https://twitter.com/MinneapolisPD/status/1404923528982503426
10 June 2021 : So tired pic.twitter.com/zrez4FaTYP
9 June 2021 : Absolute downpour and the sun is out pic.twitter.com/xXIYuZtoKz
9 June 2021 : Somehow it’s pouring rain outside pic.twitter.com/g0y8j2jdDM
9 June 2021 : https://twitter.com/kleapsyah/status/1402416858775625734?s=20
8 June 2021 : Welp. I’m now getting blocked by the mayor. No more iMessage for me. pic.twitter.com/KcRuDHXG7Q
8 June 2021 : Today’s text to the boy mayor pic.twitter.com/vuQU0bzh3M
5 June 2021 : Reminder that Boy Mayor’s cell phone number is (612) 968-4443 and you can text him with your concerns! pic.twitter.com/rcYnmAWjM7
4 June 2021 : No. pic.twitter.com/NsicQsDprN
4 June 2021 : Was it just me or did anyone else watching @UR_Ninja late last night notice that the two people police specifically targeted for arrest were indigenous?
4 June 2021 : pic.twitter.com/xkpL7HjYlC
1 June 2021 : The pizza wanters pic.twitter.com/hzq64ioQMa
31 May 2021 : Weirdos pic.twitter.com/IBDMPMwkaZ
27 May 2021 : The donut wanter pic.twitter.com/SdIPfV4qqd
27 May 2021 : Love the brindles! Our other dog is brindle pic.twitter.com/hJhVKCtOUW
26 May 2021 : What kind of dog lays like this pic.twitter.com/AnuWZ44Fyb
25 May 2021 : So pathetic pic.twitter.com/wapFevuaT1
25 May 2021 : They missed me so much pic.twitter.com/ZMOhSVVb8h
20 May 2021 : Dinner pic.twitter.com/pPBW8q25zj
16 May 2021 : Never going home pic.twitter.com/AYOC6rclKH
16 May 2021 : Best men’s bathroom sign ever pic.twitter.com/lw56xgrnoi
12 May 2021 : Sometimes I think about the fact that we’d have an 8-1 majority of justices appointed by democrats if the popular vote winner became president.
11 May 2021 : Mayor Frey: Calls To Defund Minneapolis Police Have Played Role In Crime Spike pic.twitter.com/fiWrpeRpTJ
9 May 2021 : The porch enjoyers pic.twitter.com/WpL8jpMbKo
9 May 2021 : Pupdate pic.twitter.com/FQA6Ge1JS4
9 May 2021 : She wants to come out on the porch pic.twitter.com/hwKoODc1Ta
9 May 2021 : Dudes rock pic.twitter.com/z6i9JMGf7q
9 May 2021 : Got my camera out. Look at this beauty. pic.twitter.com/NHPYQFrCiP
8 May 2021 : pic.twitter.com/84vaIbuA3a
7 May 2021 : This is very very good pic.twitter.com/AAPG4ttnaz
4 May 2021 : New album cover pic.twitter.com/AL6B8LAQ6S
4 May 2021 : Maya loves spring pic.twitter.com/OMZOHoiANO
4 May 2021 : Long girl pic.twitter.com/4uHLt55x17
4 May 2021 : Maya love spring pic.twitter.com/4h54RYoMCX
4 May 2021 : The sun enjoyer pic.twitter.com/BRb5swprrq
3 May 2021 : Please love me pic.twitter.com/moHHAkXDGN
28 April 2021 : Have you had these? They’re my new favorite. I get them at the Seward coop pic.twitter.com/9Nm4jN7bSN
27 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/uvab8jEMan
26 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/zPFLcLoYy2
25 April 2021 : Is this corgi hitting on me? pic.twitter.com/MjFFjp3LJ2
9 April 2021 : RIP to prince Phillip, one of the only men on earth that’s really treated a woman like a Queen
9 April 2021 : I’m a sucker pic.twitter.com/0ipOUNFUyz
9 April 2021 : What it’s like to have kids pic.twitter.com/PBJrbwFZwh
2 April 2021 : Just remembered that we went to one of the Kong: Skull Island locations in Vietnam back in 2018. pic.twitter.com/XplSu6orEv
2 April 2021 : Maya has decided that both of their favorite toys are hers now pic.twitter.com/0O8YhmXLDn
2 April 2021 : My mind was in some weird places the first few weeks of lockdown pic.twitter.com/KXSaGdEENm
2 April 2021 : Every Black Friday night ever. Especially the ones where I worked commission and get didn’t get paid anything for door busters. https://twitter.com/DSA_Cleveland/status/1377615616958414855
30 March 2021 : Shout out to one-year-ago me who had completely lost my mind just two weeks after the lockdown began pic.twitter.com/R4fQkS0D4A
30 March 2021 : Absolutely wild that they’re saying the murderer felt threatened by the crowd that was angry he was killing someone.
29 March 2021 : Here’s why the 18 turns at 32nd @nullrend . The bus stop is inside the brick house
26 March 2021 : Maya and Astrid were not happy in the car wash pic.twitter.com/FmJg5KzmNz
21 March 2021 : She’s comfortable pic.twitter.com/Qj6f53vw6l
21 March 2021 : I may be old but somehow I can still palm a basketball pic.twitter.com/RF3iLTZszI
19 March 2021 : New album cover pic.twitter.com/RilQCSDYLe
19 March 2021 : If this passes, I think I’m going to Kentucky just to stand in front of a police precinct with a giant poster of Porky Pig
19 March 2021 : It’s 2021 and cub foods still has an “ethnic foods section”
19 March 2021 : Her favorite colors be platinum and gold...
16 March 2021 : Kinda weird that babies are made from cum
15 March 2021 : Let’s goooooooooooo pic.twitter.com/uHMYHlV6qT
12 March 2021 : My 8yo loves these pic.twitter.com/JVaIeCAKUG
9 March 2021 : Geese are back at the office parking lot. Minnesota Spring* is here! *there will be two more snowstorms this year
8 March 2021 : Is there some kind of tax-sheltered savings account for feeding a teenage boy? We could use it.
6 March 2021 : Precisely one haircut in the past 16 months. pic.twitter.com/CEJE0yq6J3
6 March 2021 : So sorry, man. Your story reminds me of our dog Astrid... and they look a lot alike too. Brindle with the black nose. pic.twitter.com/dQN2dILG4D
2 March 2021 : Donald Cuck https://twitter.com/slimeslinger/status/1366597119906299909
2 March 2021 : When Daisy convinces Donald to be a cuck https://twitter.com/slimeslinger/status/1366597119906299909
18 February 2021 : "He said just leave him. The flight's leaving." #tedcruz pic.twitter.com/WqrvP45LMb
7 February 2021 : I started playing a new game called Lumen by @LykkeStudios and they probably should have not made this level. pic.twitter.com/PY6UvAYPjL
5 February 2021 : https://twitter.com/PeteThePlanner/status/1357513984778399745 pic.twitter.com/SyliWUW3V5
2 February 2021 : Maya just needs love and she doesn’t think we provide enough pic.twitter.com/VwA2qcHpxL
29 January 2021 : This is bullying
29 January 2021 : When you ask your 14yo stepdaughter what she wants for dinner when she isn’t with you for the weekend. pic.twitter.com/StALIUGxBD
29 January 2021 : I helped a tenant move to Richfield today pic.twitter.com/lJ3DwASjnu
26 January 2021 : There’s a lot of fucked up shit here, but why did my brain immediately notice that the couches are set up symmetrically?
24 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/SzXi4QcUyU
24 January 2021 : Reminder that Antoine Winfield Jr threatened to quit the Gophers after they tried to hold him accountable for being involved in a gang rape. PJ Fleck talked him into staying.
23 January 2021 : Friends pic.twitter.com/49uh6GaUFS
21 January 2021 : OK. This is the one. pic.twitter.com/if3r9GJQ6u
20 January 2021 : remember this? pic.twitter.com/Ag4ik1dgKq
20 January 2021 : When your dog will put up with all of your shit pic.twitter.com/pMU8H90Ws5
19 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/cBxQF4380R
14 January 2021 : Thank you, sir. is why I will defend “Home Improvement” with my life, if necessary.
11 January 2021 : Seems legit. I have been having problems with my large stomach. pic.twitter.com/IW6hb9MUuS
10 January 2021 : Remember like two weeks ago when the SSNs of all their verified users were leaked? https://twitter.com/briannawu/status/1348093566611058688
8 January 2021 : I’m having a night. pic.twitter.com/W0cCBPfHVl
5 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/QyzTEDCNUF
4 January 2021 : She’s looking at me like I won’t open a can of beans for her pic.twitter.com/mGLupmQ2wU
3 January 2021 : This looks like a before and after shot for a guy in a Jack Ryan movie about a guy that got disavowed by the CIA pic.twitter.com/Q0SQsHKnns
3 January 2021 : Not that it mattered because I’ve never had to use this ID as an actual ID, but I’ve aged ten years in the last five and this doesn’t even look like me anymore. pic.twitter.com/aXlALMxdkh
3 January 2021 : Me on the left is a baby compare to me on the right
3 January 2021 : Not that it matters because I’ve never had to use the card as an ID, but I’ve aged like ten years in the last five and have *a lot longer hair and beard* now and would like to have have it reflected in an ID. pic.twitter.com/8qcWo6ztrF
31 December 2020 : Awesome. Now I’m getting spam texts about a car warranty. pic.twitter.com/DVSBd196yn
31 December 2020 : Another shot from last night just before I left. A peaceful protest surrounded by the police state. I could still hear that helicopter when I got home two miles away. pic.twitter.com/dfxEV26oca
31 December 2020 : The helicopter orbiting the protest last night at 36th and Cedar. pic.twitter.com/SDmy4BJF8l
25 December 2020 : Cousins didn’t see that blitz coming? God be sucks
24 December 2020 : Weirdo pic.twitter.com/ymfldxnKS1
24 December 2020 : It was very cold in Duluth this morning. https://www.instagram.com/p/CJMYbfOFLlM/?igshid=17hu1dympby4y pic.twitter.com/WuDtujYk5g
14 December 2020 : These two pic.twitter.com/oIHPwUOZwn
14 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/bn3GMihdrU
14 December 2020 : Tired pic.twitter.com/mY75ehuPkK
8 December 2020 : Angry Leonardo pic.twitter.com/49lQMOkdQn
8 December 2020 : I reading a photo book bc I’ve hit a wall with this stupid year & have some editorial comments abt the statement he makes that “is art supposed to be enlightening? Perhaps. Perhaps not.” I’m giving this book another hour of my life before I start trolling the author in twitter. pic.twitter.com/RpGXRvwru1
6 December 2020 : I’ve been feeling awful for the past few days. When I’m struggling, self-portraits are one way I am able to come to grips with my emotions. https://www.instagram.com/p/CIdnz1yHCL7JfMn9Iu5EMJBzdT3p4jTpoTR9ZA0/?igshid=blomch9iwbii pic.twitter.com/C3roF0aHk0
30 November 2020 : She stopped when I moved in for a better picture pic.twitter.com/NktO9gDzcv
30 November 2020 : She loves to chew on her dog bed and I really don’t get it. pic.twitter.com/RL2ntEuA54
29 November 2020 : What in the fuck is this shit? Someone called the cops on a backyard fire? pic.twitter.com/jUUPxa6Xnp
28 November 2020 : Homemade chicken noodle soup pic.twitter.com/3ZwYysyFAn
26 November 2020 : This fall, I finally remembered to look for the Frank Lloyd Wright gas station in Cloquet. https://twitter.com/mnpolicybot/status/1331783666171858949
22 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/M4MFUob9FW
22 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/walterodmv/status/1329862190791356417 pic.twitter.com/mDZ3XWQnfX
22 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/walterodmv/status/1329862190791356417 pic.twitter.com/d5GE4Xko6N
19 November 2020 : RT @matthaig1: Men die by suicide in silence because they feel trapped and locked inside an idea of masculinity that falsely equates streng…
17 November 2020 : Tired pic.twitter.com/u3iXi7ZEwC
16 November 2020 : I love this Boom Island Lighthouse that’s in my neighborhood. Solid commitment to arcane Minneapolis. pic.twitter.com/bGZbeeObRw
15 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/sSjcC1At3m
15 November 2020 : Sure looks a lot like Trevor Turnbow, owner of Turnbow Construction. pic.twitter.com/fdd4oUVmUd
8 November 2020 : Astrid doesn’t seem to care about the moment pic.twitter.com/EnxEiE6fZo
8 November 2020 : Just the dumbest fascists imaginable https://twitter.com/morten/status/1325205001287823361
7 November 2020 : Maya does not seem as happy as she should be pic.twitter.com/7zxACaBZr1
7 November 2020 : @ContingencyFee https://t.co/OFrMQ1vuFr
7 November 2020 : Here we go pic.twitter.com/jIGPwAgKxW
7 November 2020 : Onedoesnotjustlearntocode dot jpg
7 November 2020 : Cucker Farlson
7 November 2020 : I’m really glad you’re a former educator.
4 November 2020 : Looking good that I’ll be opening this tonight pic.twitter.com/gu2fQtsLJo
3 November 2020 : Hoping this is the last day I wear this shirt pic.twitter.com/FhG8RSJHGn
3 November 2020 : The boy saw the new coffee table and had to try to army crawl under it because that’s what 8yo boys do. pic.twitter.com/1DfpKr0o46
24 October 2020 : Went to a bar this afternoon where I knew I’d likely be the only person there. It was right, but I’m also drunk. pic.twitter.com/XmHGgbh20E
24 October 2020 : Senior photo vibes pic.twitter.com/znypgUopfu
24 October 2020 : Had a dream where they called the election for trump and then backtracked everything the next day.
24 October 2020 : *eddie vedder voice* it’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood.... pic.twitter.com/euOO4Ip8WV
23 October 2020 : Pay attention to me pic.twitter.com/IICp32cOMb
22 October 2020 : This is when we we went to that Instagram spot in Brooklyn and I was (somehow) surprised that t was packed
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son relationship to you? pic.twitter.com/L5qh6mWYH8
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son relationship to you? pic.twitter.com/k4XExVQiTz
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son relationship to you? pic.twitter.com/RPgmqhY3ST
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/6HlxwkufpK
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/VoW9GAc2CC
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/zP7rB36Yll
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father done relationship to you? pic.twitter.com/1XxZTg6L7E
18 October 2020 : When you get takeout and you’re a regular pic.twitter.com/8DmHggO02n
18 October 2020 : At 44 years old, sometimes I get sad that I’m getting old and sometimes I am happy that I’m closer to the end than the finish.
15 October 2020 : All these people are dragging Hunter, but I’m a big fan of taking drunk selfies with a cigarette hanging out of my mouth. pic.twitter.com/aPLSz3OcHV
4 October 2020 : But now I (and @kleapsyah ) had to call people and let them know that I was a low risk potential exposure because I’m not going to let them go through their week without that knowledge.
4 October 2020 : I’m pissed because I’m taking risks, but I’m taking them with a group of people that I thought I trusted. Had I known two days ago, I would have done my weekend differently...
4 October 2020 : I’ve got a potential covid exposure from last Saturday and I’m furious that i didn’t hear it directly but instead had to hear it from another friend that was there.
2 October 2020 : who was at the fundraiser in shorewood last night? obviously the ceo of cambria, but who else deserves covid?