25 September 2021 : My legitimate hope for all humans who are illegally surveilling me: enjoy this secret Neil Young tribute show your failures and being very hip have lead us to. Short may you run, guy Neil would hate. Short may you run.
25 September 2021 : Sorry I haven’t been posting as much, it’s great to know that people are still following me, though. I mean really following me. Thank you. I hope we meet soon. ❤️
2 September 2021 : Even the facially reconstructed are suffering! https://twitter.com/robmarciano/status/1433265355661664258
23 August 2021 : This is bullshit. I have @MaranieRae ’s back as well. https://twitter.com/mrolmos/status/1429687213252481029
15 August 2021 : “If only they hadn’t resisted, they’d still be alive.”
15 August 2021 : Would any other law enforcement officers like to threaten me tonight? Or have I made enough of an example of your comrades for one evening? Keep your neo-fascism support in the shadows, you can’t keep up with me on this word-based platform. Thinking isn’t your strength, boy(s).
15 August 2021 : Just two cops, using heavy filters while taking selfies at high speed as they drive. “Don’t get dealt with” and also, apparently, don’t care about basic highway safety in an embarrassingly vain attempt to present yourself as anything other than… well, embarrassing. https://twitter.com/bigricanman/status/1426716467081404420
15 August 2021 : Don’t be mad you got dominated by an actual writer tonight, Detective Meatball, just know your lane henceforth. This is a word-based platform and therefore not your ideal setting. Mouthy boys like you should watch what they say around me, son. If only you hadn’t resisted…
15 August 2021 : Sal is referring to the Portland police assaulting me previously and suggesting the LAPD will do the same and that I will also sue them afterwards. He is threatening a journalist with state-sponsored violence.
11 August 2021 : I see everyone else has discovered the semi-secret militias patrolling downtown Portland. A tad unnerving, no?
11 August 2021 : The head of @FOP7Chicago , John Catanzara, apparently decided to harass and threaten @BLMChi at 2am last night saying “WE’RE COMING FOR YOU.” https://twitter.com/blmchi/status/1425469546224365581
22 July 2021 : *Terrence
22 July 2021 : Terence Malick at the start of each new project: https://twitter.com/amyis_trying/status/1418335064941760514
16 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/X3LYIkrf3l
14 July 2021 : I’ve been waiting for this one. @aquadrunkard x @RoseCityBand , it just makes sense. https://twitter.com/aquadrunkard/status/1413492036540407815
30 June 2021 : I support you @SulomeAnderson ! 💪💪💪
29 June 2021 : A referee did this. Unreal. https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1410017744578174978 pic.twitter.com/tnD5DnWcr2
25 June 2021 : One sentence. (Not counting the Oregonian's PR.) https://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1408573225278136322
25 June 2021 : This isn't our job and you're better than this.
25 June 2021 : It's obvious when you know what to look for: https://twitter.com/DonovanFarley/status/1408298439603937282?s=20
25 June 2021 : Synopsis being there ruined.
24 June 2021 : Ah I see. It's a "joke." Man. What a funny guy. Personally, I preferred that bit where he fought the tree, but hey. https://twitter.com/schklick/status/1408208528305704965 pic.twitter.com/itcGIb0ulJ
24 June 2021 : I’m hoping the Clips get swept and Kawhi Leonard doesn’t want to re-sign with them and comes here. He’s a free agent, could happen. Perhaps.
11 June 2021 : A widely appreciated statue that was erected by an anonymous citizen last year was defaced by a racist this week. Portland mayor @tedwheeler ’s response? To do exactly what the racists desire and remove the statue. Difficult to understand the reasoning there. https://twitter.com/opb/status/1403412249398575106
11 June 2021 : Thanks for this, chief.
4 June 2021 : http://54.241.145.63/news/al-ditty-dedicated-his-life-to-minneapolis-a-city-that-one-day-would-take-it-away/420396663
4 June 2021 : TV journalists are a different breed—perhaps the lowest thing you can do as a journalist is flip on a source. Unconscionable. Don’t you agree @Jrem2828 ? http://54.241.145.63/news/al-ditty-dedicated-his-life-to-minneapolis-a-city-that-one-day-would-take-it-away/420396663
4 June 2021 : “But The NY Times reports that member Akeem Cubie said, ‘That is the narrative... They don't want to take the backlash.’” So the Times got a different story? Huh. Now might be a good time to mention that @kare11 here dimed a whistleblower to the city in 2017 & he killed himself. https://twitter.com/kare11/status/1400754199659483137
1 June 2021 : Representatives of the United States government are seeking to ban a Portland activist who is a veteran and indigenous from the VA because the vet has been protesting. Words like “shameful” and “disgraceful” are not adequate. https://twitter.com/johnnthelefty/status/1399834998039928834
30 May 2021 : It's probably Jim Watkins. Mr. Watkins has always struck me as a man that is super into feet. https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1399050792322179073 pic.twitter.com/xPC7LZulSm
29 May 2021 : The officers in question certainly do seem at ease with their actions. No consternation or hesitation in their voices that I could detect, just jovial banter and chuckling. https://twitter.com/ALetterIT1/status/1398723897348943873
26 May 2021 : A larger stand off pic.twitter.com/dVok2M3oRm
26 May 2021 : You can also support via all the other mumbo jumbo below. I’m out here independently about 80% of the time while covering which means it costs me money to be here, so every little bit helps. 💪 https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1277176183868715008
26 May 2021 : Gaggle of @PortlandPolice bike cops literally chased away from the scene. It was like when you’re a kid riding bikes in the culdesac and the bigger kids suddenly show up so you have to retreat post haste.
26 May 2021 : The @PortlandPolice flee. I get hit with a firework. pic.twitter.com/jpZK9UjpIS
20 May 2021 : Oh don't worry, I keep that thang on me. pic.twitter.com/PFBWII5P3V
16 May 2021 : Did you type this in your fake British accent little guy? pic.twitter.com/tzfcUGWS7r
15 May 2021 : As a journalist, please allow me to tell you to go fvck yourself
15 May 2021 : As a journalist, fuck you. https://twitter.com/presssec/status/1393577210964058115
13 May 2021 : All of these things are like the other; all of these things do belong: pic.twitter.com/J2KxVxx5Oa
12 May 2021 : Yeah they’re hilarious. I make jokes about the police while I’m covering the fact that they murder people with impunity—bc it’s so funny, you see—so I get this. Great stuff, Seinfeld. A Peabody for comedy and empathy is enroute. pic.twitter.com/qhwmM4ltaV
12 May 2021 : More Jewish Space Lasers (which are apparently hilarious at the present moment): https://twitter.com/amyspiro/status/1392202676776148996 pic.twitter.com/aVj4kWlvVC
10 May 2021 : The New York Times, ladies and gentlemen. Look. At. That. Edit. https://twitter.com/nyt_diff/status/1391786657536483330
9 May 2021 : Yes, thank you @tedwheeler ! https://twitter.com/andreasteveliam/status/1269758794323521537
7 May 2021 : This is certainly a surprise—especially as recent polling showed KLB in good shape next election. https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1390470645255966725
25 April 2021 : The only musical act I want to see at the Oscars. https://youtu.be/0eRAdLC65_E
25 April 2021 : Writers/Outlets doing the side hustle/newsletter/"I'd like to have enough money to live" type thing: why did you choose Patreon or Substack or whatever you choose? DMs open if you'd rather chat there.
25 April 2021 : Ah yes, but then the journalists embarrassingly doing this would anger the police and politicians whose PR they regurgitate, possibly jeopardizing their access. We can't have that—what does an access journalist amount to without their access, after all? https://twitter.com/ErinEARoss/status/1386421413687398400
25 April 2021 : This is excellent and illuminates why @LASDHQ is so afraid of Cerise and the truth both. https://knock-la.com/tradition-of-violence-lasd-gang-history/
25 April 2021 : Apparently @LASDHQ thinks cops in riot gear is an appropriate response to a press conference. Last week @cerisecastle was illegally detained at a presser in what seemed an obvious retaliation for her reporting on the history of gangs within the LA Sheriff's dept. (Link below.) https://twitter.com/cerisecastle/status/1386395218077835267
21 April 2021 : No, you had a bunch of real journalists sonning you like the little desk boy you are. Run along back to SF now boy.
21 April 2021 : Journalists don't declare riots, talking haircut. If you were a real journalist instead of a lil desk boy you might know that.
21 April 2021 : Oh really? That is interesting. If anyone has footage of this I’d love to see it.
19 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/G7QVGDST8Z
19 April 2021 : Given the shaved head and how alike they look I fear this is the answer. https://twitter.com/dade_ryan/status/1383995435937722374?s=20
19 April 2021 : What is this symbol? This was sent to me by someone and so couldn't ID it. pic.twitter.com/3Vb98Mf5ZM
16 April 2021 : https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/1382935717320347650?s=20
16 April 2021 : There are multiple @PublicEnemyFTP and NWA songs on this "Peaceful Protest" playlist that @TIDAL has put together, apparently without irony. Public Enemy has "Fuck The Police" in their handle and a cop inside a target as their avatar and they are on this playlist. Amazing. https://twitter.com/_theghettomonk/status/1382861977878470660
13 April 2021 : Police advance and an officer shoves a protester in the back before being pulled away by other officers. Over the years I've observed @Portlandpolice often wait until someone's back is turned to strike them—myself and other journos included. https://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1381833653974523904?s=20
11 April 2021 : Protest at ICE in Portland last night: https://twitter.com/water_falls/status/1381148326431662083
6 April 2021 : I’m not sure the current incarceration of the @trailblazers could be any more inline with Portland’s social conscious vibe and you love to see it. This will only endear @carmeloanthony to even more. https://twitter.com/boardroom/status/1379505405060018176
4 April 2021 : . @KillerMike ’s “brothers” nowadays. Yeah he’s Malcom X. pic.twitter.com/30g5JIeEbK
4 April 2021 : God isn’t real and only white people listen to RTJ.
4 April 2021 : God isn’t real and only white people listen to RTJ.
4 April 2021 : LOL “Kill Your Masters” the rich man said while cops stood behind him and he cried for them. https://twitter.com/vladimirlem0n/status/1378779019081056256
4 April 2021 : Dude you are getting fucking run. Stop posting. Go hug a cop or take a nap on a pile of money or something. A cascade of Ls.
4 April 2021 : Did... did Mike just compare himself to these people? Ha! Yes, @killermike is very much like these people. Who can forget Fred Hampton and Malcom X’s many press conferences where they cried as they begged people to be nice to police ala “Be Nice To Police Cuz My Daddy” Mike. https://twitter.com/killermike/status/1378770140871847941
4 April 2021 : Dame “MVP” Lillard vibes. Sweet Jeebus what a game. https://twitter.com/marchmadness/status/1378545877099311108 pic.twitter.com/soNQIKZLEt
31 March 2021 : https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1376985020284428294 pic.twitter.com/Z2c1Ar21hW
29 March 2021 : https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1376321518779596802 pic.twitter.com/V1kzbJZ9gq
27 March 2021 : An absolute real one. I recall being in a coffee shop in Brooklyn circa 2011 and LONESOME DOVE absolutely moving me to tears despite the fact I knew what was going to happen. I got some looks, but dang y’all the man could right. RIP. https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/26/books/best-larry-mcmurtry-books.html?referringSource=articleShare
24 March 2021 : Well @scrowder perhaps you should have a gun the next time you run your mouth around a grey haired union guy, Glass Joe. What is this guy who beat you up, three times your age? Impressive stuff, Christian soldier. Best stay hidden in that studio where seniors can’t beat you. pic.twitter.com/693CkFLgIu
23 March 2021 : As vaccines spread throughout America the mass shoutings return. A deeply depressing reality. https://twitter.com/denverpost/status/1374162794808025093
22 March 2021 : https://twitter.com/scrowder/status/1373096461978722305 pic.twitter.com/u2xnJRSgiN
18 March 2021 : This boggles the mind and also somehow surprises me not at all. The "How could that sheriff make those assertions?" questions have been answered as his history bubbles to the surface. https://twitter.com/NoahShachtman/status/1372347546501275648
17 March 2021 : Legacy journalists when one of them loses their desk job: “OMG, journalism solidarity! This injustice must be rectified!!! Someone hire this beautiful person!!!” The same journos when I’m raising healthcare funds: “No Irish need apply.” https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1372274031957712896
17 March 2021 : Oh good, the @NYPDnews is here to protect communities of color. https://twitter.com/tom_winter/status/1372012337855627266
15 March 2021 : Come again? What a tweet this is. I should have been an op-ed writer. You can just say whatever. https://twitter.com/page88/status/1371287301863710722
7 March 2021 : Hey @trillmoregirls : I write about music also and think you could use a few shifts covering protests out here in Portland. Your Pitchfork Snideness self-importance is reaching dangerous levels, friend-o.
7 March 2021 : lol when I saw the narrative of the people who sit on the sidelines and never take risks or create anything talking shit on the internet about people bold enough to do so. Oh culture writers like @trillmoregirls , they’re so amusing. Keep standing in the shadows, brave soul. https://twitter.com/trillmoregirls/status/1368217224255832066
6 March 2021 : Wow, I’m surprised that someone who writes the letter “n” backwards would attend such an intelligent event. I’m sure everyone else in attendance has a deep appreciation of Cormac McCarthy and Mozart so this person must feel super out of place. 📸: @SmileItsNathan pic.twitter.com/1h80XKUL0d
5 March 2021 : Great to see @Shermanator_42 is beginning his law enforcement career properly via a nonsensical and self-aggrandizing video that displays he is needlessly over-armed and in possession of costly resources that he will happily show off despite the fact that they benefit no one. https://twitter.com/shermanator_42/status/1367608155883118593
5 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/6XtEPZsInz
25 February 2021 : According to the @LMPD Johnson allegedly pointed a rifle at LEOs on the roof of a faraway building. Johnson, who is 57, could get 20 years. Officers also claimed that a flashlight perched on Johnson's gun "blinded" them despite the immense distance. Here is the evidence: https://twitter.com/HayesGardner/status/1365045936070811650 pic.twitter.com/ISK6SlqN7V
25 February 2021 : You are a horrible person working for the single worst entity on this godforsaken planet @andymstone . History will not be kind.
23 February 2021 : Blessing the timeline with this soft shell crab po boy I ate last week and am still marinating upon. Gaze upon its beauty. Portland, I procured this sumptuous treasure from the Cajun food cart DT on 3rd. pic.twitter.com/NCWxRCf927
23 February 2021 : Arbery's mom: “Some days I don’t get out of bed,” she said. “It’s just hard sometimes.” So she keeps her focus on her son, preserving his memory in any way she can. “I owe that to him,” Cooper-Jones said. She’s attended every court hearing for the men charged in the shooting."
23 February 2021 : Keep in mind the Good Ole Boy Network that is law enforcement in most of Georgia would successfully buried the truth about Ahumaud Arbery's killing had the video not emerged. https://twitter.com/staceyabrams/status/1364323928865468418
18 February 2021 : @SenTedCruz ran from Texas so fast you’d think it had just insulted his wife. So much of the today’s Trump-run GOP is exemplified by that mask and this picture: behave unconscionably and then drape yourself in flags and pseudo patriotism so that you may better hide behind them. https://twitter.com/corinne_perkins/status/1362472442678099974
12 February 2021 : Curious that DeShaun Watson asks for a trade and gets shunned by Houston whereas JJ Watt asks to be released—meaning the team gets nothing in return—and he instantly gets his wish. https://twitter.com/sportscenter/status/1360241014170996736
8 February 2021 : The Ghost Of The Ghost Of Tom Joad https://twitter.com/springsteen/status/1358606430383689728
5 February 2021 : You mean like this, @MrAndyNgo ? This guy even hates the @trailblazers . Is that even legal for a lifelong Portlander? I know their colors are triggering for old sport but still. https://twitter.com/shane_burley1/status/1357450067423072257 pic.twitter.com/3Y37RWDcb1
29 January 2021 : And yet somehow SPD is still able to function. https://twitter.com/matthewferner/status/1354894157068656644
28 January 2021 : At least Trump was able to get one wall up I guess? https://twitter.com/macfarlanenews/status/1354871296664993795
28 January 2021 : You. Are. Billionaire. Scum.
24 January 2021 : Wow sounds intense. This possible murder by you seems more a pressing concern, however, brave heroes. https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1353198915336638464
24 January 2021 : Don’t run them over brave heroes https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1353198915336638464
24 January 2021 : Is the roadway open for this? https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1353198915336638464
24 January 2021 : Run him over and see if that helps https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1353198915336638464
24 January 2021 : https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1353198915336638464
22 January 2021 : Oh, OK. A fantastic journalistic correlation here by @nytdavidbrooks . White supremacy attempting to erase people = snooty colleges that look down their nose at you. Same thing. Another home run for the op-ed page. https://twitter.com/leah_boustan/status/1352675273431535618
22 January 2021 : . @ICEgov also had snipers on the roof last night in Portland. Snipers and tens of thousands of dollars worth of gas and munitions for what, 150 protesters? No snipers and tear gas in DC on 1/6. https://twitter.com/comradecamera/status/1352485105390899203?s=21 https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1352415414790234112
20 January 2021 : 3 truly despicable "men" looking out for each other: Donald Trump, David Portnoy and whatever the fuck name @KodakBlack1k is currently raping under. [Eds. Note: No, I did not misspell "rapping."] https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1351776839858073600 pic.twitter.com/hhuWMLC2uI
19 January 2021 : Oh good. pic.twitter.com/JfL5GcrbHc
19 January 2021 : Jerry how’d you enjoy that election? You cheering then, boy?
14 January 2021 : . @webjournalist gets it https://twitter.com/webjournalist/status/1349535162732736517
12 January 2021 : Note that this pathetic degenerate thought the "proper moment" to harass a journalist's family was when I was engaged in a dispute with @MrAndyNgo . Gosh, I wonder why that is?
12 January 2021 : This charming fellow has a few more wholly intelligent things to say—he seems to not know my email is in my bio and that he has my address from 2015—while threatening my sister multiple times. Very smart, these people who harass journalists’ families. All class and intelligence. https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1349132776021184513 pic.twitter.com/PZSW14JZ61
12 January 2021 : Has the Antifa Navy been blamed for this yet? Is their underwater unit called ::snickers:: SEAL Team Bricks? https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1348819528030048256
12 January 2021 : Cool. Why’d you ban this DC journalist for quoting someone? How are you so bad at this? https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1348810604262293505
12 January 2021 : What are you for? https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1347751465872359426
12 January 2021 : . @TwitterSafety what are you for? @ChuckModi1 is a reporter quoting someone here. Typically pathetic and embarrassing stuff from an utterly worthless enterprise. https://twitter.com/blackhousenew/status/1348725968735711238
11 January 2021 : A coward until the end, Illegally Acting @DHS_Wolf bails on the country as insurrections are planned nationwide. I guess when it's not a toddler in a jail or a vet or mom protesting in Portland or a journalist getting shot with munitions, the fear just became too great. https://twitter.com/AP/status/1348757219588927489
7 January 2021 : https://twitter.com/shereeny/status/1346899979055542281 pic.twitter.com/veCINIlgCm
6 January 2021 : RT @WilliamTurton: JUST NOW: protestors charging the media https://t.co/cANlcv5CMP
6 January 2021 : A producer needs to tell that guy to stop that. I’ve spent 5-6 protests on the far-right side and he can’t keep talking loudly about those subjects, he’s putting himself in danger needlessly. @ChelsTheWriter https://twitter.com/joshuajelliott/status/1346950644318535684
3 January 2021 : l o l pic.twitter.com/Pe26X6RKIA
3 January 2021 : Again: these films are Black directed and cast. And yet over 4hours, 1000+ likes and 34 retweets there are zero “wait, aren’t these Black-made films? That show Black strength?” pic.twitter.com/aqyBwX3oB4
3 January 2021 : Look at this absurd tweet & the amount of likes it has. These folks seem to think these socially important and *Black made & cast* films should not exist because they document very real suffering? Ava Duvernay and Steve McQueen shouldn’t be telling Black stories if Black pain 1/ https://twitter.com/gayblackvet/status/1345516184305770496
1 January 2021 : How about you just stop tweeting and making us working class journalists look bad instead of whining snidely about your “emotional energy while people are starving, Blanche DuBois? I am a journalist. You are being a ridiculous prick. Not a single human feels bad for you.
25 December 2020 : You are a horrible person who deserves bad things pic.twitter.com/iDBYY28ZV4
21 December 2020 : A sniveling coward wrote this. https://twitter.com/davidakaye/status/1340857242816565248
18 December 2020 : If you called your place of employment a cesspool I doubt you'd still be employed there. And yet? Different rules for the police, as usual. Interesting facts: Mr. Hunzeker made over $200k last year including $80k in bonuses *alone.* He also voted for Donald Trump.
18 December 2020 : When @tedwheeler says these folks are "members of our community" I laugh. Their disdain for this city is palpable, as exemplified by proud anti-Semite Daryl Turner calling Portland a "cesspool" in 2018. If I called Playboy or VICE a cesspool I doubt I could still work there. https://twitter.com/alex_zee/status/1319002751934763008
13 December 2020 : Even for the modern GOO to just come out and say you greatly hope to disenfranchise Americans is truly something.
10 December 2020 : I stand to the side, little boy. And it's spelled "embedded" you utter and absolute child. Run along now.
9 December 2020 : Interesting that @ChiefCLovell didn’t care about us journalists assaulted so consistently by his out of control police force this summer that @PortlandPolice were responsible for more attacks on the press than DC, NYC, LA, Seattle, Detroit and Louisville COMBINED. https://twitter.com/chiefclovell/status/1336715724228739073 pic.twitter.com/VusxFBolWl
28 November 2020 : Great to see the @Atlanta_Police are keeping their sterling reputation in tact. A true pillar of the community here. A pillar of salt, sure—but a pillar all the same! #BackTheBlue https://twitter.com/elchicano90/status/1332693694055636997
22 November 2020 : What the fuck is this?
19 November 2020 : It’s extra swell because the Kraken was killed pretty immediately upon being released so it really is a special choice. https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/1329508825381134336
18 November 2020 : Oh he is, I’m prepping him for your arrival via a Reservoir Dogs-esque pre-interview. https://youtu.be/PGqB6JIUzBo
18 November 2020 : Hey sure thing.
18 November 2020 : Woooow. On a couple of levels: wow. Nailed Harden and half of Williamsburg in one fell swoop. (I moved to Brooklyn at 29 and lived mostly in Bed Stuy (do-or-die), for the record.) https://twitter.com/theonion/status/1328805246462779393
18 November 2020 : https://nyti.ms/2UBkh1B?referringSource=articleShare
15 November 2020 : Trump supporters attacking woman and cop alike. https://twitter.com/zakirspeaks/status/1327834036341862400
15 November 2020 : To be fair this is possible about both signs in the original post, but that past one is pretty direct. https://twitter.com/emmibevensee/status/1327734159477936128
14 November 2020 : The Party Of Family Values ™️ https://twitter.com/justericthomas/status/1327736115839832065
14 November 2020 : . @FordFischer wants to have sex with these dudes pic.twitter.com/noFuGheO9o
13 November 2020 : This half-thinking and half-assed tweet from @chadloder —a non-journalist who constantly reposts actual journalists’ frontline coverage to gain followers—puts my family in danger. It’s a slow night in terms protests so I guess he’s gotta keep that engagement up somehow. https://twitter.com/chadloder/status/1327111350879801350
10 November 2020 : The n-word, Jewish slurs and pencil-dickism abound. What a classy group the Proud Boys are. https://twitter.com/berkeleyantifa/status/1325981309211009025 pic.twitter.com/1KTknmshZh
10 November 2020 : https://www.nytimes.com/2020/11/10/us/supreme-court-obamacare-aca.html?referringSource=articleShare
8 November 2020 : . @TeamTrump Comms Director @TimMurtaugh appears to have falsified a WaPo headline from the Bush/Gore era in order to better deceive the president’s supporters. If you zoom in on Murtaugh’s photo the text mentions Bush winning. There is no bottom with these folks. https://twitter.com/gemko/status/1325516480100802560
7 November 2020 : lol owned
6 November 2020 : My man. Shout out to former Athens, GA resident and true head @JasonIsbell for going deep and mentioning Now It’s Overhead. CC: @aquadrunkard , dig. https://twitter.com/jasonisbell/status/1324567826162745344
6 November 2020 : 80% of Portland voted for this, but @PortlandPolice union president Daryl Turner—who called Portland a cesspool in 2018 and is an open anti-Semite who greeted the new Portland DA by accusing him of working for George Soros—cares little for the citizens of this city. https://twitter.com/Maggie_Vespa/status/1324527172745224192
5 November 2020 : Here, we already did your work for you: https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1324225969972895745
4 November 2020 : Hope he sees this bro
1 November 2020 : Too fat and stupid to be a cop? Join up with these legends of assclownery and LARP it up under the incredibly creative moniker “COPS NW.” https://twitter.com/r3volutiondaddy/status/1322498224070905856
31 October 2020 : As I recall they were in his cargo shorts pocket and therefore not visible in the videos.
30 October 2020 : This law enforcement agency killed a man last night. These costumes sure are cute though! https://twitter.com/wcsooregon/status/1322221728530112513
23 October 2020 : In which 8kun (formerly 8chan) discuss their ability to commit voter fraud with all the usual tact and aplomb we've come to expect from these degenerates. pic.twitter.com/FMh9yLo5Da
23 October 2020 : Yep. Turner and Chief Lovell are lying through there teeth. The @PortlandPolice have had multiple opportunities to get body cameras recently but they have zero interest in accountability. https://twitter.com/raindropworkpdx/status/1319681729582555140
21 October 2020 : When the gunshots start and his voices cracks but he never stops signing the Nigerian national anthem—wow. https://twitter.com/drteepie/status/1318645816928706565
21 October 2020 : So many stunning videos out there from the frontlines of the protests. https://twitter.com/madant3/status/1318663660185726979
16 October 2020 : I see these brave back the blue “patriots” have taken to assaulting and robbing the most vulnerable people in our society, presumably because they couldn’t find an orphanage for blind children to terrorize. https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1317205486345744386
15 October 2020 : Epilogue: https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1316808633636843526 pic.twitter.com/c9ySoI84wL
26 September 2020 : When/if things calm down I am 100% clowning every editor who has mistreated me and other journalists covering the protests publicly. Unreal behavior by some of these folks, people who’d most likely shit themselves if they spent five minutes on the ground actually reporting.
24 September 2020 : . @PortlandPolice thank you for your service! What brave and honorable people you are. Twice as many incidents as second place. Well done @tedwheeler ! Congrats @ChiefCLovell ! We’re #1! pic.twitter.com/UQVxXaIIoK
24 September 2020 : Never forget the time @SLMPD was so excited to violate the first amendment they beat the shit out of their own rat. https://twitter.com/aclu_mo/status/1306571199334494208
23 September 2020 : Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron ( @DanielCameronAG ) should never have a moment’s peace for the rest of his miserable life.
20 September 2020 : Evergreen tweet. 🤦‍♂️ To be a Falcons fan is to know anguish. https://twitter.com/dame_lillard/status/1307783078236938240
30 August 2020 : I’m told the shooting has resulted in a fatality. Last weekend @PortlandPolice let fat-right crowds aim guns and assault people without repercussions. Now that same group has murdered someone. pic.twitter.com/l9c8YmvlQS
26 August 2020 : Shut up nerd
23 August 2020 : I just sent this to your employer with a note explaining that I’m a journalist. Well done.
23 August 2020 : . @PortlandPolice and @DHSgov have demonized protesters in Portland for weeks for bringing shields—a defensive device. Here is Swinney armed to the teeth with weapons. He used each today. pic.twitter.com/hs2wIfnJl5
23 August 2020 : . @PortlandPolice has Alan Swinney's name, they have him on camera aiming a gun at someone, hammer cocked, finger on trigger. Swinney said he would come here for violence and he did. Will PPB serve the community or will this going unchecked & be the final straw with the city? https://twitter.com/DonovanFarley/status/1297321633783267329
22 August 2020 : Ouch pic.twitter.com/nZWElOALR6
21 August 2020 : Finally. I’ve been waiting for one of these that simply shows what Trump’s current “allies” thought of him when he had no power. https://twitter.com/taradublinrocks/status/1296924935386882049
21 August 2020 : Finally. I feel as though I’ve been waiting for someone to simply show what all of Trump’s current “allies” have said about him previously. https://twitter.com/taradublinrocks/status/1296924935386882049
21 August 2020 : 1) You know there’s an incredibly easy way to prevent such injuries. 2) These @DHSgov / @ICEgov cats are SO SOFT. Everyone of these overarmored maniacs has shin pads. These clowns almost collapsed my lung w/ a munition and I went out two nights later. https://twitter.com/alankesslr/status/1296574938157998080
20 August 2020 : A Joshua Buckley just got popped. pic.twitter.com/Z1C60BWDmH
15 August 2020 : . @PortlandPolice engages in more gang activity & just slashed a couple’s tires. The couple 100% complied and pulled over, but PPB went at them for some reason—prob bc they are vehemently harassed by everyone in this hood and are afraid to beat the hell out of w witnesses. pic.twitter.com/Xou2JKe9l6
13 August 2020 : The protesters are spread out now and as you can see there’s a storm trooper for pretty much every protester. Again.
3 August 2020 : By the way this is not an official sculpture the city paid for and an out of town artist(s) created it.
2 August 2020 : I’ve wanted to say this for a couple of weeks: there are too many clout-chasing-ass live streamers. Get. Out. Of. The. Way.
2 August 2020 : Couple of PPB chaps come out, get the green laser. Odd these gentleman didn’t “go blind” and just laughed considering how @DHSgov , @DHS_Wolf and the head of Kappa Delta/Kappa Alpha’s Old South Weekend Social ( @PressSec ) described the after effects of this deadly weapon. pic.twitter.com/TiqrloXvBs
2 August 2020 : Scene upfront is fired speakers, scene behind is people mostly sitting jovially and in front of the JCI gear Otis Redding so obviously this native Georgian cannot help but be drawn towards the beautiful strains of “A Change Is Gonma Come.”
2 August 2020 : I’m headed DT but there’s a faction of about 200 at the Multnomah County Sheriff’s office at the moment. https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1289778297027440640
26 July 2020 : Speaking of the feds who are brave and good and smart check out this amazing move. Absolute tactical masterminds—not preposterous unthinking brutes. No. pic.twitter.com/ra48g7ja9F
26 July 2020 : Does, uh, anyone else know about this? https://twitter.com/danabeth68/status/1287229716068470784
23 July 2020 : Why on earth should anyone respect the police in turn? Why on earth would I worry about journalistic “objectivity” in the face of this? Objectively, these bastards don’t give a damn about the constitution or anyone’s rights. Objectively they are an occupying force. https://twitter.com/7im/status/1286363314721705984
13 July 2020 : So now, after that obvious lie of needing to clear the road for the fire dept, we have actual anger born anew. People were droopy-eyed, stoned, full of BBQ & ready to dip. Now? That guy that looks like the Bitter Beer Face giy but is just a sad weirdo got to shoot someone.
8 July 2020 : . @PortlandPolice : "What? No we didn't check the veracity of any of this. You kidding? We literally just today found out there aren't actually 'buses of antifa' roaming the country. I have no idea what I'm talking about and most of these officers should probably be in jail, lol."
4 July 2020 : I’ve been doing this for 8 1/2 years. It’s not the same and this would endanger us. All due respect.
4 July 2020 : Please do not do this.
2 July 2020 : Feels like a shitty block party in a dystopian Atlanta—by that I mean Black folks are leading the discussion and it isn’t going any better than if the crackers were and who is surprised? We are all so terrible.
30 June 2020 : By the way PPB did not call medical help or send a medic out.
30 June 2020 : Cops also took @econbrkfst ’s phone. I saw it first hand.
30 June 2020 : “Wow! FULL CREDIT on the local television news?! Wait ‘til my editors at the multiple national outlets I write for hear about this!”
30 June 2020 : TV journalists vs actual journalists willing to do the work: pic.twitter.com/XJk0etFpaP
26 June 2020 : Crowd moved about a block after that last charge an re-regrouped a block down the street, pretty amazing to hold fast. Wonder if these cops would keep this up w/o all that armor, as several people keep inviting them to find out about. No takers yet pic.twitter.com/js7HDmo0oI
26 June 2020 : It’s hard to tell what’s uploading on this POS phone but it’s going down y’all. Ya boy hath anxiety yakked, so. (Just kept right on moving too, weren’t nothing.)
24 June 2020 : Love having an Uber driver who opens with “Oh you were covering the protests? Well, the press lies a lot and those protests aren’t what they say.” Ah yes Glad to have hiked to Doug Fir and waited 30 min to save $5 so I could sit through this sharp political dissertation. Looool.
24 June 2020 : “We only support salaciousness! Give us blood or get nary a penance!”
22 June 2020 : Literally as the speaker is telling people to get out of the road Lt. Capt. Shrimpdick LARD started to drown them out with an especially loud version of the usual speech. Again: why? The only logical conclusion is they are trying to force the issue towards inciting violence, no?
19 June 2020 : “On Wednesday, Los Angeles county sheriff’s deputies also shot dead Terron Jammal Boone, 31, who the department said was ‘the half-brother of Robert Fuller, who [was] discovered hanging from a tree on 10 June 2020 and is currently the subject of a death investigation.’” Scum. https://twitter.com/guardian/status/1274012095806410753
18 June 2020 : I didn't leave until well after sun-up (which equals 10+ hours being there). Someone was telling them. How can you not question people who tell you to make a big fucking hole in the community you just tried to make? The street car? You fucking joking?
18 June 2020 : Your beautiful goddamn hearts are in a beautiful goddamn place but quite a few of us have literal scars from having our hearts in that place and you'd do well to grow up and listen. People's lives get fucked up when you don't.
18 June 2020 : Hey kids. Maybe start paying attention to us people who have been there before. There were several cops in your crowd tonight & they knew just when to strike. This person & the other one I mentioned? Both cops. How did the heat know when the vets and journalists had left? Hhhmm? https://twitter.com/DonovanFarley/status/1273518979739344897
18 June 2020 : Wow. Heard what happened, sprinted immediately back, here we are. Same as it ever was. Why move anything for the street car? Poor people don’t take the street car. They went right through that hole.
18 June 2020 : HELLO!!! They are coming!!!!
18 June 2020 : THEY ARE COMING!!!
18 June 2020 : Although it must be stated that was an alley outside of the ICE office so fuck em.
18 June 2020 : There was just a call for people to work on trash and such—waste, if you nasty—and I’d wager that’s a reaction to the fucked up state Occupy ICE left their area in
18 June 2020 : OK so the whatever we’re calling it seems to have chilled in a way that is sustainable outside of an individual or individuals running things—which is the pint I reckon.
18 June 2020 : 4) I’m from the South so I can spot these “people.”
18 June 2020 : The amount of “people” driving around in obvious cop cars is hilarious. Bruh. 1) you are a cracker 2) you drive a cracker ass car 3) you look on ye face belies the acorn dick.
16 June 2020 : This member of @PortlandPolice ’s parents must be so proud. “Ma, I’m working the light now Ma! Defending my city. Well, not my city because I don’t live in Portland... and not defending because I’m shining a light on people. But, um, you know...” https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1272762913694945280
7 June 2020 : I'm not feeling great and I haven't no. Leg is messed up, eyes are too and I sound like a frog. I haven't gotten a cent from PUA so I'm actually too poor to seek medical attention. America!
2 June 2020 : Also who are these "protest leaders" Portland PD is speaking to? If you have details or are one of these folks please email me at donovan.farley@gmail.com. This is for a national story.
30 May 2020 : . @KillerMike 's tearful "be nice to cops because my family are cops" act is really fucking tiresome. Ten years of the same speech. You think he'd realize it's not working. pic.twitter.com/GO6uGxEyiv
16 April 2020 : lol of course she was. He admired her profiteering from the human misery, you see. https://twitter.com/bluestein/status/1250835348545957888
27 March 2020 : https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1243349423972909057 pic.twitter.com/Jx3rdu4MdQ
16 March 2020 : Expecting similar declarations tomorrow morning here in OR. Quite a few cities would be wise to consider the St. Pat's cretins and do their best to dissuade them from venturing out. https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1239417646036074497
15 March 2020 : Watch Paris, Texas from @criterionchannl https://www.criterionchannel.com/paris-texas/videos/paris-texas
15 March 2020 : Gosh, I wonder where Americans might have gotten the impression that profiting off of human misery related to medical issues was appropriate behavior 🤔 https://twitter.com/dyllyp/status/1238872669107269633
24 February 2020 : What? Is no one at 8chan/8kun desirous of my address? I will 100% provide it. In case it's not clear, I'm not the type that calls the cops. Come through incel. Find out if I'm holding. https://twitter.com/DonovanFarley/status/1232037492271878144
24 February 2020 : Hey if you're the piece of shit harassing my family members you should DM me. I'll 100% send you my address and we can chat in person if you're in PDX like you told my dad. My sister was in the hospital when you spoke to her. Great job tough guy.
10 February 2020 : YES!
31 January 2020 : Well now. This is an interesting piece of info. https://twitter.com/MrOlmos/status/1222987218031005697
30 January 2020 : "Every public official that I know believes that his election is in the public interest. If a president does something which he believes will help him get elected in the public interest that cannot be the kind of quid pro quo that results in impeachment." - "Undies On" Alan D. https://twitter.com/AlanDersh/status/1222893488733188097
28 January 2020 : Do I have any pals on here who can rec (or are) a good PI type of person? I need to find someone. It is extremely important and I would appreciate it deeply. DMs open.
17 January 2020 : Look, I get you don't like them and find them to be overpaid & out of touch hacks, but we journalists are even more embarrassed by @nytdavidbrooks , @bariweiss & the Times' op-ed staff than the rest of you. https://twitter.com/nytdavidbrooks/status/1218158331791134720 pic.twitter.com/D0h6Oshyxz
30 December 2019 : Oh? John Adams, Sam Adams, Thomas McKean and 13 others didn't own any slaves. "Slavery is a foul contagion in the human character." - John Adams. https://twitter.com/RzstProgramming/status/1211133817093840896
28 December 2019 : Oh shit—the Musk just invented subways. https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1210774027054145536
19 December 2019 : I suggested nothing of the sort in the article but go off. https://twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1207348252934148096
12 December 2019 : Welp. Here it is, plain as day. https://twitter.com/GovMikeHuckabee/status/1205211276005101568
11 December 2019 : Yes @trimet , it's on us for not understanding that you're exploring something you never mentioned to anyone—something that is definitely not a face-saving lie you came up with retroactively. Definitely not. Those 9 new fare collector hires? Twas but a "jk" situation; lulz; etc. https://twitter.com/alex_zee/status/1204858642433888256
8 December 2019 : repping the Bunny and she's holding. Ya just fucking love to see it! https://twitter.com/KaceyMusgraves/status/1202650312567181312 pic.twitter.com/8sCpPzZqpJ
8 December 2019 : My fellow members of the press: are you unable to accurately report what he is doing here? "Ted Cruz repeats false claims Ukraine meddle in the 2016 election" or "Ted Cruz propagates debunked Ukraine theory" Either works! What you posted does not.
5 December 2019 : Oh wow dang: Dee Rees and Anne Hathaway adapt Our Lady of Existential Dread? And it's the journalist book? Sign me up for this here y'all. https://twitter.com/NetflixFilm/status/1202333425945833472
5 December 2019 : I'm so glad so many Americans are focused on poor Barron Trump being mentioned in passing as opposed to the kids being murdered at the border. Poor Barron! https://twitter.com/lizzieohreally/status/1202668025041825799
3 December 2019 : LOL how are these tweets real?! And on top of your recent discovery of subpoenas, why can't you find a shirt that Fitton your body friend-o?
3 December 2019 : honestly anti-vaxxers is the nicest thing I can think of to call these ignorant know-nothing disease havers.
2 December 2019 : Please stop blighting the timeline w/ the Conway's act. https://twitter.com/ConnieSchultz/status/1201599496599281665
28 November 2019 : I just realized this guy 🕺 is matching Van the Man’s Last Waltz outfit *and* dance moves. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44wDwMQVqCc https://twitter.com/donovanfarley/status/1200103232061620225
27 November 2019 : Earl the sandwich artist here thinks twitter dot com is shadow banning him (aggressively) for leaning right. He has 214 followers and has tweeted under 2000 times. Amazing stuff. pic.twitter.com/6sWpW7Hz5B
20 November 2019 : tweet of the day has already been decided. Great job by Brent "OK" Bozell. @BrentBozell pic.twitter.com/Z6I5S77yTe
20 November 2019 : hahahahahahahahahahahaha ok lil guy. Feel your time running out? pic.twitter.com/2JAL1fCy7K
10 November 2019 : Thank god this cop was there to serve and protect. Whew. https://twitter.com/leftsentthis/status/1193586989523537921
23 October 2019 : Hey, at least y'all got to drink pee and pay G*vin McInn*s a bunch of cheese #POYB https://www.huffpost.com/entry/proud-boys-sentenced-new-york_n_5daf2841e4b0f34e3a7d652c?ncid=engmodushpmg00000004
4 October 2019 : I wonder how long it’ll take Trump to suggest the Dems were in cahoots with Iran in hacking his campaign
26 September 2019 : All this talk about impeachment turning people off the eventual Dem nominee—who the fuck is that person? I know they exist, but seriously, who are they? Everyday with this job I find several very depressing things about humanity. Z- to us all.
21 September 2019 : I’m sure you don’t! For you and your clown team/state/AIDS donkey, that was a big game! For Georgia? Not so much. A letdown even being there. A lot like visiting anywhere in Texas.
21 September 2019 : Awww, the losers are happy they won a meaningless game. How cute! How many school shooter drills have occurred in Texas this week? Leash your AIDS donkey, fix your pathetic “republic.”
21 September 2019 : Control your filthy AIDS donkey please you trash
18 August 2019 : @JackPosobiec performative liar says what?
12 September 2018 : moves to St. Johns once
9 August 2018 : RT @WorkersCarolina: End slave labor. #August21 #PrisonStrike https://t.co/IpCfOKbLkd
5 August 2018 : @itsmikebivins hey they might have a job for you, don't disparage them!
18 August 2017 : RT @2020fight: Are we going to take down this statue of Trump and Mitch McConnell? https://t.co/EHSxDBJN5Z
23 June 2017 : RT @alanalevinson: being a female reporter dot tumblr dot com https://t.co/PHU4CPJAXe
8 June 2017 : RT @ShaneRyanHere: This is the closest thing to Clint Eastwood's chair speech that we've ever seen in the actual Senate.
5 April 2017 : RT @tomtomorrow: Has anyone done this yet? Twitter moves fast. https://t.co/csD4Uf3C0y