2 August 2019 : Daaaamn straight
2 August 2019 : Right like its been a problem?? For a while now. Y'all (they) just weren't paying attention
1 August 2019 : Commenting so I can pick one up tomorrow!
1 August 2019 : Every day
1 August 2019 : Gotem
1 August 2019 : Oh my God I had almost forgotten about that lmao
1 August 2019 : The team won. A good day
1 August 2019 : Wtf I love minor league baseball now
31 July 2019 : Spotted someone walking. Someone else wondered if they were going to the pool. Person 3 said "Pool's closed." Didn't yell "due to AIDS" cuz I'm a better person now
31 July 2019 : Fucking thank you!!!! https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1156638207032692737
31 July 2019 : @barrybongss2 He's got thumbs!
31 July 2019 : @tacticaldipshit Surprised it took this long
31 July 2019 : Fucking lmao
31 July 2019 : Brutal. https://twitter.com/ZeroBalanceBlog/status/1156591153824841728
31 July 2019 : YERRR WELCOME BACK
31 July 2019 : Midwest drunk is the most dangerous kind
30 July 2019 : Hell yeah
29 July 2019 : It isn't, yet. Sinister, yeah. But minus a mob boss and whoever the MAGABomber tried to kill, no fatalities.. yet.
29 July 2019 : It's just pumping them up for atrocities. Priming 'em. This really is cult shit but @nezumi_ningen can give you a better idea
29 July 2019 : Pay attention. This shit isn't a joke. People are going to get hurt. Pay attention. https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1155889649547653122
29 July 2019 : RT @nezumi_ningen: the q anon cult leader is setting the followers up for some radio rwanda bullshitand basically i hate all of you motherf…
29 July 2019 : Good luck!
29 July 2019 : Infirmary.
28 July 2019 : Me, a weeb: "lmao weeb"
28 July 2019 : Ayyyyy, glad youre aight mate
27 July 2019 : Hell yeah
27 July 2019 : I'm sure that won't end in blood and tears lmao
26 July 2019 : Chonky croc
26 July 2019 : Are you telling me I coulda just BOUGHT body parts?
26 July 2019 : Ayy what about Chelsea Manning and Reality Winner, assholes?
25 July 2019 : @crulge Hopefully more
25 July 2019 : Well shot!
24 July 2019 : And business was always booming, what with their side hustles...
24 July 2019 : Hell yeah lmao
24 July 2019 : Whelp. Been a good run folks. See you next season https://twitter.com/babadookspinoza/status/1154060818859876353
24 July 2019 : Congrats!
24 July 2019 : I like how yours is more symmetrical
23 July 2019 : Welcome back, and still in fine form, I see!
23 July 2019 : He just bats a thousand every time
23 July 2019 : y a p o r w a v e
23 July 2019 : Well now i'm interested
22 July 2019 : YOOO
22 July 2019 : Genius!
21 July 2019 : Well now i'm in love with drug church
19 July 2019 : Every time
18 July 2019 : Read it. https://twitter.com/ZeroBalanceBlog/status/1151894609058041857
18 July 2019 : I refuse to like this.
18 July 2019 : "The Industrial Revolution and its consequences.."
17 July 2019 : @wyatt_privilege Can't wait
16 July 2019 : RT @cyberwitchlexi: as entertaining as the area 51 memes are like... you're so close "they cant stop us all" is literally the proletariat…
14 July 2019 : Hell fuckin yeah
14 July 2019 : Martyr
13 July 2019 : You can never escape your past; especially when it comes to visit
13 July 2019 : Forever. And ever. To be done with whatever Bezos feels like. Still wanna get one? https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1149900078590693376
13 July 2019 : There's a fb group about storming area 51
12 July 2019 : AAAHHHHH https://twitter.com/lorenzofb/status/1149705526458179584
12 July 2019 : The industrial revolution...
11 July 2019 : I learn something new every day, and a lot of times it's from you - thank you!
11 July 2019 : Gotdamn!
11 July 2019 : Amphetamines: For When You Need To Get Shit Done!
11 July 2019 : Man: I love this. Fantastic. I didn't know I needed this until I read it, and now I need all of it.
10 July 2019 : Extraordinarily well done! Great writing and inspired music!
10 July 2019 : Oh now you tell me it isn't a stroller
10 July 2019 : Absolutely
10 July 2019 : Black Parade was bigger, but Three Cheers was better
10 July 2019 : I must say I do not like these options
10 July 2019 : The police will not protect you. https://twitter.com/tacticaldipshit/status/1148701604436238337
9 July 2019 : Hell, and I cannot stress this enough, yeah
9 July 2019 : Information you need to know. https://twitter.com/_SemaHernandez_/status/1148292726791835648
8 July 2019 : Infrastructure leak
7 July 2019 : THE SCOOOOORREEEEE
6 July 2019 : Loved that little shout out lol
6 July 2019 : I always enjoy the threads.
5 July 2019 : Damnit the one day I'm off Twitter..
4 July 2019 : Cut the fences down. Slice ICE tires. Throw bolt cutters over the fences.
4 July 2019 : Read it. love it. https://twitter.com/cracked/status/1146796346457776129
4 July 2019 : RT @cracked: A Brief History of Clumsy American Patriotism: All NEW @Seanbabydotcom Column - https://t.co/YAwdS7IOnq https://t.co/UqnTWcwmLv
4 July 2019 : What is wrong with people
4 July 2019 : Getting drunk and watching Evangelion, alone and in the dark, as intended
4 July 2019 : I believe the Honorable @hottestsingles has this one well covered..
4 July 2019 : @DougBenson "don't blow your dick off. Or your vagina in."
3 July 2019 : Lmao death in June
3 July 2019 : Goddamn twitter yall put enough ads on my timeline to fund a damn school
3 July 2019 : Ooh, cyanide chicken wings
3 July 2019 : F
2 July 2019 : Big same
2 July 2019 : I volunteer as tribute
1 July 2019 : *hands you a loaded pistol* Good luck!
1 July 2019 : You know what? This meme looks great
1 July 2019 : Absolutely disgusting. https://twitter.com/TheSoundDefense/status/1145490786181664768
30 June 2019 : I don't understand so much of this sandwich
29 June 2019 : Now?
29 June 2019 : And frankly I could not give a shit less, because it is awesome
28 June 2019 : Counterpoint: this is exactly why you should make your own fireworks https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1144621847138492416
28 June 2019 : Nahh, but only cuz Harris is a cop - Warren I'd happily vote for
28 June 2019 : Yoooo @THEKIDMERO out here on that decalcify your pineal gland mad 3rd eye shit
27 June 2019 : See I was gonna guess Duracell but there's no flashlights
27 June 2019 : Here's some good vibes for yall today https://twitter.com/JimMFelton/status/1144184695007195137
27 June 2019 : Drugs.
27 June 2019 : Maybe they moved to Mastodon? I know some were doing that for a minute.
26 June 2019 : This is amazing
26 June 2019 : Yes.
26 June 2019 : Maybe these mashed potatoes that expired 5 days ago will finally be the thing to do me in
26 June 2019 : I would also like to drop a mortar on this person. Lol
26 June 2019 : Goddamn if this ain't me
26 June 2019 : Ah, 12
26 June 2019 : Some shitty alcoholic seltzer
24 June 2019 : I'm "worryingly enthusiastic"
24 June 2019 : Well done and congratulations.
22 June 2019 : IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
21 June 2019 : The music makes this so much better
21 June 2019 : This is gonna be fun
21 June 2019 : Fuck Yes
21 June 2019 : Damn!!!! No EOE? what will traumatize the youth of the world now?!?!
21 June 2019 : Fucking same https://twitter.com/PerogiXW/status/1141927694210392064
21 June 2019 : Always
21 June 2019 : So I watched the first ep of the new eva dub. Anyone else wanna talk about it?
21 June 2019 : Whomst among us
21 June 2019 : It's gonna be such good content
21 June 2019 : I give it 3 days before someone dies in the hands of this "police force" https://twitter.com/NPR/status/1141915075843895297
20 June 2019 : Cool! I'll have to check it out.
20 June 2019 : Havent checked it yet - still good?
20 June 2019 : Once, paper. Soon, humans.
20 June 2019 : Holy shit
19 June 2019 : @JoeTheNiteOwl Hate to see it happen to em
19 June 2019 : Revolutionary Comrade Doggo
19 June 2019 : Why are everyone's profile pics blue
18 June 2019 : Holy shit lmao. Blech and I love it https://twitter.com/Luis_Prada/status/1141044123920736257
18 June 2019 : Happy plane
18 June 2019 : It's all just locals anyways, pay them no mind
18 June 2019 : Whelp, there's the genocide
18 June 2019 : I love that Vector lmao
18 June 2019 : This is amazing lmao https://twitter.com/elektrotal/status/1140682326419988481
17 June 2019 : Don't ask questions you don't want answered.
17 June 2019 : Ah yes, that famous torture method, living in a small town
17 June 2019 : I want socialism, and i'll not wait for the idiots to finally come round to understanding
16 June 2019 : Corn
16 June 2019 : Death metal artists lmao
16 June 2019 : Lookin fancy!
14 June 2019 : Same, friend. Let's suffer together?
14 June 2019 : Gotta love the inevitable march of progress!
13 June 2019 : Insanely good
13 June 2019 : Welcome back!
13 June 2019 : I can and it's awesome
13 June 2019 : This is my solution to all of life's problems. https://twitter.com/SUEtheTrex/status/1139168902838194177
12 June 2019 : Indeed
12 June 2019 : Goodnight, Flork. You did good today.
12 June 2019 : Same shit different day
12 June 2019 : Hello
12 June 2019 : Needs some work lmao
12 June 2019 : I regret you informed me, as well
12 June 2019 : Wholesome
11 June 2019 : Find him. https://twitter.com/LeftsidefromNY/status/1137916731358416896
11 June 2019 : pic.twitter.com/JKA9fBQTx7
10 June 2019 : The bean juice must flow
10 June 2019 : Black Widow, Black Panther - Assassin Ruler?
10 June 2019 : JESUS
9 June 2019 : Bandit.
8 June 2019 : It is time. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1137493028686503937
8 June 2019 : Once again, you've shown me new things I could not have imagined. Your writing is impeccable. Please continue!
8 June 2019 : Fuck off
8 June 2019 : Imagine if we did the thing you liked, but in a way that totally ruins what you liked about it! Wouldn't that be fun? Ha ha Also, of course they're all white people, of course they are
8 June 2019 : I mean, i'd read it lmao
7 June 2019 : pic.twitter.com/NZuemmDeyl
7 June 2019 : We're here to get drunk and get dunkin', this is no place for facts and logic
7 June 2019 : Fantastic analysis as always! Well worth the read. https://twitter.com/B0bduh/status/1136993394117529600
7 June 2019 : TBDM
7 June 2019 : That'll be a sad day
6 June 2019 : Is this an ad for amphetamines?
6 June 2019 : MF's be out here stealin body parts
5 June 2019 : Everyone's got their brains broken by the internet (or are callously "forgetting" in order to reap clicks)
3 June 2019 : Yay! More Swaim!
3 June 2019 : RIP the cheese wedge
3 June 2019 : Thanks for turning me onto this series - one of my favorite things i've read in some time!
2 June 2019 : These radiate SCP energy
1 June 2019 : Nice nice nice
1 June 2019 : Well done mate!
1 June 2019 : RT @kyalbr: I never do promo. But, as a lawyer, here is some. I need you to tell a friend how wicked police questioning without a lawyer p…
1 June 2019 : Very understandable. Like you said it's good that money goes to schools and expunging crim. records but fuuuuck the cops getting any money
1 June 2019 : Wtf???? Extremely wack and not good
31 May 2019 : Exactly!
31 May 2019 : I mean, I still don't trust him.. but! It's a good start!
29 May 2019 : @terrible_tlg @HillaryWarnedUs Lmao get fucked
28 May 2019 : Oh shit
28 May 2019 : Lmao same
28 May 2019 : LOL tornado time
27 May 2019 : Riiiiight
27 May 2019 : RL GRIME is cool
27 May 2019 : Time to fuck the cop wife
27 May 2019 : Skyline Chili. Poor them.
27 May 2019 : Yo but same
27 May 2019 : RT @Popehat: To America’s young people tonight: don’t fall I to the trap of thinking police are your friends. https://t.co/VziTBq4x1R
26 May 2019 : Congrats! It's not easy
26 May 2019 : Amazing. Simply stunning
25 May 2019 : Haven't listened to their newest stuff, but Slander was quite good
25 May 2019 : You're doing great just making it this far.
25 May 2019 : My Horoscope Just Reads "Doom"
25 May 2019 : The real question: early Dr. Acula or newer stuff?
25 May 2019 : Lmao
25 May 2019 : All the better to experience. DM me
25 May 2019 : Well now I'm interested lmao
25 May 2019 : pic.twitter.com/Whpjz95zR5
24 May 2019 : Know your enemies. https://twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1131952974975111168
24 May 2019 : What The fuck is this What universe is this from
24 May 2019 : I'm on board lmao
24 May 2019 : You always take such spectacular pictures.
23 May 2019 : Read this fucking shit: this is why we protect ourselves, and why we dont rely on cops https://twitter.com/AntiFashGordon/status/1131610951332052993
23 May 2019 : Thanks for the heads up.
22 May 2019 : @hottestsingles I love it
22 May 2019 : You're doing great!
21 May 2019 : Self-care is killing yourself so you don't have to face life's problems anymore
21 May 2019 : Good read! An interesting take on it.
21 May 2019 : It does help lol
21 May 2019 : The sound of the future https://twitter.com/MaxKriegerVG/status/1129514647298682881
21 May 2019 : Happy birthday! may you keep fucking shit up (in a positive way) for many more years to come!
20 May 2019 : Come out ye Black and Tans, come out and fight me like a man!
20 May 2019 : Congrats! I can't wait to see your exciting future!
19 May 2019 : What a dick fuckin move!
19 May 2019 : RT @Noontide108: everyone on here talks about tsundere, yandere, kuudere... how about we discuss the anime girl archetypes that really matt…
19 May 2019 : Excellent (and terrifying) read. Glad you're still kicking around.
19 May 2019 : Okay. Sorry to hear that! That sucks!
19 May 2019 : To a champ
19 May 2019 : Well, considering your handle is "shortexcerpts", it wasn't at all clear that you were relating a trauma of your own. I am sorry for unwittingly dismissing your trauma, however.
19 May 2019 : Is this the Gacy biography lol
19 May 2019 : An option I, alas, cannot afford
19 May 2019 : Heard that, captain
19 May 2019 : One of my favorite sequences!!
18 May 2019 : Multiple 30rd mags or a 100rd drum mag for resisting invaders
17 May 2019 : Trusting you on this one
17 May 2019 : I don't think any of these are real. I have to believe this or my brain is going to explode
17 May 2019 : Free Big Lurch
17 May 2019 : They're trying to break you (it'z part of the ""simulation""). Maybe try and turn it around on them?
17 May 2019 : Callsign: QUIET DANGER
17 May 2019 : Me, when I play them grindcore / powerviolence / slam
16 May 2019 : Let us hope this is true, and happens, and will happen more and more
16 May 2019 : That's really cool!
15 May 2019 : Loonies, the lot of em
15 May 2019 : That's the funniest thing i've seen all day
15 May 2019 : Spelling gud
14 May 2019 : Good read! Thanks!
14 May 2019 : RT @ambientGillian: doctor: if you're depressed, go see the world-famous clown, pagliacci! he's in town tonight man: but doctor...YOU are…
14 May 2019 : The sheer motion of this piece, and fluidity.. masterful. https://twitter.com/KimJungGiUS/status/1128151121367687168
14 May 2019 : Toast. Bagel sometimes.
14 May 2019 : @onlyastoner I don't wonder. I just float along, here for the ride.
14 May 2019 : Oooofffff
13 May 2019 : I will bury you on my love; I will drown you in my heart
13 May 2019 : You have such a cool art style!
13 May 2019 : Yes, please, and thank you
13 May 2019 : Well this is cool as hell https://twitter.com/aishangziyou85/status/1127165295116730368
13 May 2019 : Needs Hamm's to be complete (Hamm's is A Tier)
12 May 2019 : Nice. TAS kicks ass
12 May 2019 : Interpol
12 May 2019 : Bruhhhh
12 May 2019 : This is a tale
12 May 2019 : Nuclear Dharma lmao
12 May 2019 : pic.twitter.com/m2p1OXJq8v
11 May 2019 : Who do therapists talk to? Cab drivers, mostly
11 May 2019 : Hoooooly shit
11 May 2019 : MAGRUDERGRIND ❤
11 May 2019 : Ive missed all of it. Could I get a recap?
10 May 2019 : Holy fucking shit
9 May 2019 : Damnit this simulation is getting weird again
9 May 2019 : Damnit
9 May 2019 : I'll see your ass in cou(ncil)
9 May 2019 : You weren't kidding!
9 May 2019 : Well now i'm just intrigued
9 May 2019 : Man, that's me to a T
9 May 2019 : Garbage connoisseur I am
8 May 2019 : Read this. This is our future and we must be prepared https://twitter.com/crimethinc/status/1125804213265735680
7 May 2019 : YEEEESSSSS https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/1125822887829626880
7 May 2019 : Yo this is fucking sweet https://twitter.com/otduet/status/1125390364691640321
6 May 2019 : You can do this Jon. We're all rooting for you!
6 May 2019 : Solid copy chief
6 May 2019 : Thanks ❤ i'm just trying to make sure it ain't cold steel, yea know?
6 May 2019 : I wish I could turn my brain off
6 May 2019 : Staring blankly into the empty abyss of a turned-off tv
5 May 2019 : I swear these are just ways to harvest your data for a multitude of companies.. notice they're always at like 15.6k likes. Never more never less and they always show up "randomly"
5 May 2019 : I want to see it!!!!
5 May 2019 : Indeterminate reality - harder and harder to tell if things are real. It fucking sucks
5 May 2019 : Accelerationism
4 May 2019 : Well said
4 May 2019 : Why not? The whole world's on fire - may as well burn it
4 May 2019 : RT @mrbrianfirenzi: INT. MY STOMACH - DAY SALAD Howdy! I’m here to clean things up a bit. I’m rich in vitamins and sensibly portione…
3 May 2019 : Such a good read of the episode! https://twitter.com/B0bduh/status/1124306846909652993
3 May 2019 : BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIP
3 May 2019 : Goddamn you didn't have to put me on the spot like that
3 May 2019 : Sachiel dropped this 🔥🔥🔥 yesterday. Blackened powerviolence about Evangelion??? https://sachiel01.bandcamp.com/album/return-to-nothing
2 May 2019 : Understood.
2 May 2019 : Ah, I understand. Thanks for explaining it! Didn't know that, I'll be on the lookout for weirdness
2 May 2019 : What's wrong w/Profound Lore, if you don't mind me asking?
2 May 2019 : Awh shiiiit, good lookin out. Keep us updated on the reviews and stuff!
2 May 2019 : Monster White. also regular monster
2 May 2019 : Proud of you
30 April 2019 : Lmao you cannot f*ck up his truck any more than it is, look at those wheels
30 April 2019 : @anarchomurphy Done
30 April 2019 : I quite like the Airline threatening Canada with another 9/11, personally
30 April 2019 : @anarchomurphy Pshhh dm me and we'll discuss
30 April 2019 : I have feelings goddamnit
29 April 2019 : Lmaoo
29 April 2019 : RT @ItsDanSheehan: Quick guide for banks posting on social media: do not post
29 April 2019 : I just wanna see what the Chase ratio was
29 April 2019 : This is truly art
28 April 2019 : Hangovers are all well and good till they happen to you
28 April 2019 : Going to the pubs for a drink if anyone wants to join lmao I'm so lonely
28 April 2019 : A good tradition
27 April 2019 : Badly! But thank you for asking, Molly Ringwald
27 April 2019 : Remember: never look at the comments on a local news story
27 April 2019 : Damnit I so want to RT this
26 April 2019 : Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe you just haven't found your niche yet.
24 April 2019 : Interested in checking out the accelerationism bit
24 April 2019 : YESSS https://twitter.com/ToonamiNews/status/1120837014943948800
22 April 2019 : In case your day is rough, a sunbathing dog: pic.twitter.com/RiKBuqUhsj
22 April 2019 : Yo Chris watch Aggretsuko, one of the characters is this bird. Maybe you'll like it
22 April 2019 : Always solid
21 April 2019 : Taylor Swift
21 April 2019 : So I've seen the shit on metal twitter yesterday about the dude. What dude did is fucked and I dont support it. End of statement
21 April 2019 : RT @JoeyXVX: https://t.co/uwS3QA8OLL
20 April 2019 : Yeah this is awesome!
20 April 2019 : I'll check it out! Thanks
20 April 2019 : How was the stream, btw?
20 April 2019 : And on the third day and the weed day, did Féintist rise again, and there was much rejoicing
20 April 2019 : Welcome back! I missed ya
20 April 2019 : Christ I feel that
19 April 2019 : Welcome back!
18 April 2019 : Julius! Damn you for making me look that up.
18 April 2019 : GOT EM
18 April 2019 : Too many people in this world, to merely forgive, to only forget
18 April 2019 : We love you! You can do this!
18 April 2019 : Silky
18 April 2019 : Is wasbappin simply Greaves
18 April 2019 : Shoulda aired it out, you're already doing life lmao
18 April 2019 : I'm gonna be posting my heart out, because i'm dumb as shit
17 April 2019 : Soundcloud rap is the nu-metal of the new age
17 April 2019 : Yes https://twitter.com/UYoutofcontext/status/1117159017854513152
16 April 2019 : There's too online, and then there's this
16 April 2019 : Why are Nazis allowed on Twitter? #AskJackAtTED
16 April 2019 : RT @legalhackette: This is hilarious: Judge summoned for jury duty tells jury central summoning bureau he can't do it because he's the judg…
16 April 2019 : Read this thread, it speaks the truth
16 April 2019 : Lmao
15 April 2019 : HEALTH rocks!!!
15 April 2019 : Wrinkled is just stale for clothes
14 April 2019 : Congrats!!
12 April 2019 : Damn RIP my boy @uhhbutwhy
12 April 2019 : Jessica!!
12 April 2019 : Good shit!
11 April 2019 : I mean, it's not like the entirety of both genres is skrewdriver, but srsly yall do better ffs
11 April 2019 : Man, you and me, we dream that dream together
10 April 2019 : They're trying their best
10 April 2019 : Easy way to extend copyright...
10 April 2019 : Well, another one to throw on the read list! Thanks!
10 April 2019 : I love reading Twitter and finding out what insane shit has happened in the *checks watch* 8 hours I've been offline
10 April 2019 : Wack!!!! Whelp, now I know. Thx all
10 April 2019 : What happened
10 April 2019 : :(
9 April 2019 : I snorted at that one
9 April 2019 : $$$
9 April 2019 : http://will.i.am Well that's weird.
9 April 2019 : pic.twitter.com/pIR0MjZBas
8 April 2019 : Congrats! Well done!
8 April 2019 : Fire video tho
8 April 2019 : Up the 'RA!
6 April 2019 : I'll do these when I get home, like away friendos pic.twitter.com/Sovh3rSPFp
6 April 2019 : RT @HooklandGuide: When the oil runs out, when the bombs have all been dropped, the horse will be king again. Then people will remember the…
5 April 2019 : Welcome back, Papa!
4 April 2019 : I think it bodes well
3 April 2019 : RT @ItsDanSheehan: It's wild living in a time where young men in their sexual prime are willingly joining anti sex groups called shit like…
2 April 2019 : Because you'rs a good and kind overlord?
2 April 2019 : Good thread https://twitter.com/ohtazer/status/1113117514794524673
2 April 2019 : You assume he left us any light to start with
1 April 2019 : Listening to doom at double speed to make it sound like real music
1 April 2019 : Just trying to offer my support in this trying time
1 April 2019 : Oh my god this is amazing
1 April 2019 : Hey @senrobportman you're awfully against free speech here arent ya
1 April 2019 : I'll be your friend, Sex Luthor
31 March 2019 : pic.twitter.com/6BOWhaV3oc
30 March 2019 : RT @SeanRMoorhead: In spite of downward trends in religious affiliation, I doubt religion is ever going away entirely, but the good news is…
30 March 2019 : Aye aye welcome back
30 March 2019 : *propellant
30 March 2019 : Waiting to see someone cop "sociopath"
30 March 2019 : @BretStephensNYT Hahaha you're getting fucking ratioed is that ""leftist fascism"" too you big fucking moron
30 March 2019 : That's hard as fuck. Who is it?
29 March 2019 : This is the part I found interesting - are they referring to the state of Syria, the leader of Syria, the faction that funds them / they believe should be leader? More research needed, methinks
29 March 2019 : Damn you're really still doing this My respect
29 March 2019 : SSX3 is love
29 March 2019 : Ha ha heyyyy
29 March 2019 : HOT SUMMER
29 March 2019 : Fuck the Neighbors is also verrryyy good tho.
28 March 2019 : Hilariously similar to something the Pope said: pic.twitter.com/s30wZIFf5o
28 March 2019 : I need to know more about this. Like yesterday.
28 March 2019 : Ever see a car like yours on your daily commute and pretend you're speedrunning against a ghost of yourself?
27 March 2019 : @NeolithicSheep this feels like the shirt for you.
27 March 2019 : MEIN FUCKING KAMPF IN 2019 IN CONGRESS
27 March 2019 : A date lmao
27 March 2019 : Team binch
26 March 2019 : Can't wait for that, the stupidest reason, to start the next major war
26 March 2019 : Proud to be the devil's viewer lol pic.twitter.com/0pH3fBCoMy
26 March 2019 : Tim Rogers is very good, not problematic
26 March 2019 : Holy bad tribals batman
26 March 2019 : Mystic bear.
26 March 2019 : We're gonna lose an entire goddamn generation to YouTube radicalization, or to the algorithm itself, always looking for that next click
26 March 2019 : Still volunteering tho
26 March 2019 : pic.twitter.com/X8owv03sK2
26 March 2019 : It's awful Fite me
26 March 2019 : A platform we can all agree on https://twitter.com/wrackune/status/1110371348533006336
26 March 2019 : Solid copy
26 March 2019 : It may, indeed, be like that
26 March 2019 : Best weapons for driving out invaders
25 March 2019 : Very helpful to me, the informed consumer
25 March 2019 : Fucking what lmao
25 March 2019 : Nocturnal, Everblack, Ritual Ez-pz https://twitter.com/Dokrzz/status/1109628685332766722
25 March 2019 : When we start it. https://twitter.com/spaceempress/status/1110300378392866816
25 March 2019 : My favorite action figure, Tom Cruise
25 March 2019 : The New Purulence album, just dropped on SW. Great stuff
25 March 2019 : RT @onlyastoner: US gov't: the war on drugs is costing a lot of money and failing to reduce drug use so let's just keep doing it
25 March 2019 : They just dont get it.
25 March 2019 : Good read
24 March 2019 : Gotta make it long enough so you can use your powers!
24 March 2019 : When you die, we will lionize you, and raise you into the heavens - and then our war will start, as you have commanded
23 March 2019 : Yuppies?
23 March 2019 : Shitposting for a cause
23 March 2019 : At least she has good taste
23 March 2019 : ENDLESS JUNE
23 March 2019 : God help me I'm listening to MCR
23 March 2019 : I think I love em
21 March 2019 : pic.twitter.com/D8zvBmP9sy
21 March 2019 : Remarked abt neutron bombing a school in Brooklyn, everyone got mad, he deleted his whole acct
21 March 2019 : RT @metalinsider: Listen to the new Pig Destroyer song "Cameraman" https://t.co/XmWAt5HLpo
20 March 2019 : Honestly? I'm buying regardless
18 March 2019 : Ol boy got straight roofied
18 March 2019 : Oh yeah.Ohio, , fucking sucks
18 March 2019 : Forever. https://twitter.com/nilbog3000/status/1107487221135880193
17 March 2019 : Interested lol
17 March 2019 : DIRECT ACTION GETS THE GOODS
17 March 2019 : Yall forgive me I'm listening to slipknot
16 March 2019 : What... the fuck,??? Very confusing Although I must admit the phrase "expired due to being demolished" made me laugh
16 March 2019 : Gotcha!
16 March 2019 : Oh no! I was just about to start that, too..
16 March 2019 : Or a brick!
16 March 2019 : It's almost 4am here lol its the weekend now babey
15 March 2019 : Boy, sure seems like we're fighting a homegrown insurgency, doesn't it?
15 March 2019 : They come for our blood. Why must we accept this?
14 March 2019 : THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR
14 March 2019 : RT @KillianTrill609: Why are airplane tickets so damn expensive. Having separate continents is so stupid, retweet if you miss pangaea
14 March 2019 : Well... this could be a problem. https://twitter.com/UnlikelyWorlds/status/1106232548659814402
14 March 2019 : RT @stephenkinsella: One of the best pieces of writing I came across in 2018: A description of the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. https:…
13 March 2019 : You'd think it'd be simple yeah???
13 March 2019 : Honestly? I'd wear em
13 March 2019 : Wouldn't know if you didn't try!
13 March 2019 : In your mark was the world's senseless gaze
13 March 2019 : Ayy come play pornogrind
12 March 2019 : RT @ReviewerRadical: Potentially unpopular opinion: the left should be promoting gun ownership.
12 March 2019 : RT @PostCultRev: anyway........................college should be free
12 March 2019 : Hester Prynne's Goswell Divorce is what I submit for your humble consideration
12 March 2019 : RT @BriaH_2014: Whoever keeps bailing R. Kelly out please pay off my student loans. I don’t owe anything near $100k. Please and thank you
11 March 2019 : Don't you know that means you're an Assadist now Lmaooo
11 March 2019 : Small stock drop, adjustment to flights, maybe temporary grounding - but that's it.
11 March 2019 : Captain Brain genius
11 March 2019 : Sad but yay!
11 March 2019 : Uhhh this... isn't good. Read it and start planning ways to camoflauge https://twitter.com/mat/status/1105110249302683648
11 March 2019 : Congratulations! That's awesome!
11 March 2019 : They're out for blood - our blood. We must prepare ourselves!
10 March 2019 : Well played
10 March 2019 : Free Palestine!
10 March 2019 : This was a good day... everybody was mad
10 March 2019 : Goodnight molly ringwald
10 March 2019 : Ayyy lonely af anyone wanna talk? pic.twitter.com/kHX53IOcys
10 March 2019 : What's shanley up to these days
10 March 2019 : @spaceempress 😍😍
10 March 2019 : RT @UrsulaV: Behold my New Nap Based Zodiac! 100% accurate, assign yourself a nap-sigh as required. https://t.co/bdsafnJfZP
10 March 2019 : Woof
9 March 2019 : Hamms is good tho
9 March 2019 : Why
9 March 2019 : Time to investigate
9 March 2019 : Like old boy that got super salty about your music rankings lol
9 March 2019 : And it would rock https://twitter.com/chapel3929/status/1104452918516899847
9 March 2019 : Death metal riffs lol
9 March 2019 : It's a great paradox - if you're not busy you're bored and tired If you're busy you're tired This world sucks
9 March 2019 : This smells of crying nazi
9 March 2019 : Why the fuck am I retweeting this https://twitter.com/jetgreguar/status/1103544840124420096
9 March 2019 : pic.twitter.com/5l8fLCLgsj
8 March 2019 : This will only end badly. Can't wait!
8 March 2019 : A lot going on here
8 March 2019 : Tiger cage lmao
8 March 2019 : Shut up bitch
8 March 2019 : Don't get me wrong, loved smoking it, not worth the time money nor trouble
8 March 2019 : Bit like the angry drunk threatening the arresting officer, innit?
8 March 2019 : pic.twitter.com/CPoa1SWJtO
7 March 2019 : WOO!
7 March 2019 : I would take this bet and I didnt even think those were real
7 March 2019 : Laurel v Yanny, What Color Is The Dress, rotating heads - these are all machine tests, to make sure the simulation is running correctly enough for the largest amount of people
7 March 2019 : It's also a possibility it's that ecoterrorist / nihilist group (whose name escapes me atm)
6 March 2019 : Arm, train, prepare https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1103289151695323137
6 March 2019 : All the best advice comes from tv shows, like "if you love something, set it on fire"
6 March 2019 : @barrybongss2 Hell ywah
5 March 2019 : Now this is the #sponcon I live for
5 March 2019 : Retweeting for later, and also cuz he rocks https://twitter.com/Richard_Kadrey/status/1103020088335036416
5 March 2019 : I learn so much from watching good eats
4 March 2019 : Argh my heart
4 March 2019 : Don't hurt me like this
2 March 2019 : Hahaha i'm so excited tho, it's gonna be lit
2 March 2019 : Thus I die https://twitter.com/marilucia2019/status/1101226736358969350
2 March 2019 : And that's why we watch it
1 March 2019 : RT @mikkipedia: Gizmodo! https://t.co/aXsvxi3Byf https://t.co/RZIgHX4hzb
1 March 2019 : Last summer, there was such a crisis in Ohio that they ran out of morgue space. But no children. Also, deaths have been cut in half, so...
1 March 2019 : Interesting read!
1 March 2019 : Ooh,ooh, take the money and run..
1 March 2019 : It'd be a wild high
1 March 2019 : You n me
28 February 2019 : Good to hear.
28 February 2019 : I cant wait to try and follow along and get hopelessly lost
28 February 2019 : RT @vinneart: pink bullets? (one of my favs) https://t.co/eFC56sDzCi
28 February 2019 : What'd I miss?
28 February 2019 : It's not friday, but i'm still in love
28 February 2019 : Ayo wassup
28 February 2019 : I can't wait to destroy delivery bots
28 February 2019 : I'm gonna eat like 4 nyquil and stay awake
27 February 2019 : Oh my god lmao read this shit real quick https://twitter.com/jeremysmiles/status/1100525696693293056
27 February 2019 : Probably the murders
27 February 2019 : Sinus infections suck and I wish I was dead but other than that life is peachy
27 February 2019 : Lil pump
26 February 2019 : Ah, but you're a good one, Hon. Sexhorn!
26 February 2019 : Honestly? Cool https://twitter.com/LuisLovesGoats/status/1100139542995058688
26 February 2019 : Stop describing me. Lol
25 February 2019 : Ayy my hometown in mentioned in this. Nifty https://twitter.com/stephaniemlee/status/1100090595710652417
24 February 2019 : Ryan, but only by the barest of margins
24 February 2019 : Goddamnit we did this last go-round too, people seriously don't get it yet??
24 February 2019 : I trust cena more
24 February 2019 : Pizza. Acceptable
23 February 2019 : I need updates.
23 February 2019 : This is my dream
23 February 2019 : Truly a work of art
23 February 2019 : Honestly sounds really smart
21 February 2019 : Help out an awesome musician https://twitter.com/offbitterlake/status/1098408130323640320
21 February 2019 : Midnight EST expect an order to come through (that'll be me)
21 February 2019 : Any tips? I've been trying to hunt down his angels to get his attention, but it's not working.
21 February 2019 : Laughter comes easily that way, and that isn't bad, these days
21 February 2019 : What lmao
21 February 2019 : Oh my fucking god lmaooo https://twitter.com/BenSasse/status/1098441259276853249
20 February 2019 : Learning isnt something they're interested in
19 February 2019 : I'm excited for your liver getting its monthly workout, haha
19 February 2019 : Read this shit https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1097733667315687424
19 February 2019 : Sign me up
19 February 2019 : Lmao what the fuck
19 February 2019 : I wish I didn't know what this was about lmao
18 February 2019 : Come find me coward
18 February 2019 : RT @elle91: Therapist: Do you have anyone in your life that you can really talk to about how down you feel? Me: [Thinking about my entire T…
18 February 2019 : Is Japanese Noise Rock Just Happy Grindcore?
18 February 2019 : Who dis
16 February 2019 : I can make that a reality, papa
16 February 2019 : Makes sense to me
16 February 2019 : Support for you.
16 February 2019 : It looks like a shitty community theater play about the 70s where they had to make up a fake band and no one actually believes that people dressed like that but the director swears they did
16 February 2019 : This is our future https://twitter.com/bennymofodavis/status/1095996361764270080
16 February 2019 : FUCK
16 February 2019 : I first fell in love with an alien girl, and things ain't been right since
15 February 2019 : Very good!
15 February 2019 : Good luck!
14 February 2019 : Lmao faith goldy is a nazi
14 February 2019 : You got this!
13 February 2019 : Big OOF F
13 February 2019 : God, Satan, Buddha - someone, please, make her go away, take her away from us poor wretched suffering folk
13 February 2019 : Fuckinh love this
13 February 2019 : Good read.
13 February 2019 : "The Man Trying To Save Love and Faith"
13 February 2019 : We don't need more ed sheeran
13 February 2019 : Why thank you, Ms. Haint!
13 February 2019 : WHO IS THIS THAT DARES IMPERSONATE ZLOK
13 February 2019 : Hell yeah. Band is PLF as i'm sure you knew lol
13 February 2019 : Now I cant forget! (Seriously, this had to have been someone's fetish..)
13 February 2019 : pic.twitter.com/tllUoCUy8F
13 February 2019 : Oh shiiiit you liked screamo too? Lol
13 February 2019 : Fast, thrashy stuff. Real good
13 February 2019 : Grindcore,
13 February 2019 : Jackhammering Deathblows of Nightmarish Trepidation pic.twitter.com/tKd24Wgd9B
12 February 2019 : I'm so sorry.
12 February 2019 : Zero to hammered in 5 minutes
12 February 2019 : Saitama, duh
12 February 2019 : Fucking twitter weirdos are the worst
11 February 2019 : This presumes it works And that we have healthcare. Lmao
11 February 2019 : Almost certainly not
11 February 2019 : Damnit I started a search party before I read what you were replying to lmao
11 February 2019 : Fuck
11 February 2019 : Holy shit https://twitter.com/WholesomeMeme/status/1095007078765207552
11 February 2019 : Exactly, or will more be okay?
11 February 2019 : Y'all winnin lol
11 February 2019 : @ohtazer Hooray, we're all gonna die
11 February 2019 : Extremely, varg turned into a "race realist"
11 February 2019 : The Old Man's War series by @scalzi !
11 February 2019 : That's not bappin'
11 February 2019 : Fuck those people. We love you!
11 February 2019 : RT @ConnorSouthard: Might wanna chat with Steve King about this, chief https://t.co/ndi2aywVpb
10 February 2019 : I don't get it lmao
10 February 2019 : They should be on his website. ( http://seanbaby.com )
10 February 2019 : You ever read @Seanbabydotcom 's Man Comics? Very much up this alley. Very, very funny.
9 February 2019 : Ire works or twisted prayers by gruesome
9 February 2019 : Awww yeah baby carfentanil is back https://twitter.com/ConnorSouthard/status/1094295658662629376
9 February 2019 : RT for good luck https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1093949420826214400
9 February 2019 : Oh my god the ship is named excellent, amazing https://twitter.com/Captain_Cunto/status/1093508177939845121
9 February 2019 : Berserk in a nutshell
9 February 2019 : Whoops lmao
8 February 2019 : Fuuuuck yes
7 February 2019 : #blessed lmao
7 February 2019 : Case in point: Haruhi Suzumiya
7 February 2019 : Fog shrouds the town: streetlights like small islands of color in a dreary night: all else is dark
7 February 2019 : Wait till they find the mass graves
7 February 2019 : Best to be safe Papa!
7 February 2019 : Best publicity you could ask for
7 February 2019 : Goddamnit
6 February 2019 : Ahhhhhh Bob's Burgers!!
6 February 2019 : Bitchy Rackmore!
6 February 2019 : That does feel lot cheating lmao
5 February 2019 : Is this HS copy??
5 February 2019 : Nope, but thanks! I should add: like arena combat btwn cars
5 February 2019 : Okay twitter help me find an early 00's computer game Drive cars on future world Cars have weapons Techno soundtrack Explosions Not twisted metal Thank you
5 February 2019 : @Merman_Melville @LHGarrett Hey, @JohnDiesattheEn pays well!
5 February 2019 : Virginia having an extremely normal week
5 February 2019 : Sick vest!
5 February 2019 : I was gonna tag you and then realized you'd rt 'd it
4 February 2019 : Fortunately, everyone's reaming her out in the comments
4 February 2019 : That's what I was thinking
4 February 2019 : Is it ethical to steal memes from a stolen meme page?
4 February 2019 : RT @gordonskramzy: Pissgrave - Suicide Euphoria (2015) https://t.co/ZNyXdbNgRR
4 February 2019 : Needs more slams lol
4 February 2019 : Dysphoria
4 February 2019 : I hate it so much
4 February 2019 : Someone tag in @SwiftOnSecurity
4 February 2019 : pic.twitter.com/8aVm3kOYU0
4 February 2019 : Buy these commercials are reeeeaaally pushing surveillance state bullshit hard
4 February 2019 : Bruhhhh i'm just here for big boi and travis scott
3 February 2019 : Lol nah
3 February 2019 : Sign me up!
3 February 2019 : Thanks!
3 February 2019 : Congrats! I'm hitting a month tuesday! It sucks!
3 February 2019 : Wack
3 February 2019 : #Free21Savage
3 February 2019 : The real shit pic.twitter.com/Kve8La1i2R
3 February 2019 : I love this account. https://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1092157835394338818
3 February 2019 : Damnit Dutch, I just got a bad feeling about robbing this Svalbard seed bank...
3 February 2019 : Are you me lol
3 February 2019 : Fly as hell? Duly noted!
3 February 2019 : You should talk to my uncle Ted about that.
3 February 2019 : That happy science shit got me honkin like a goose
3 February 2019 : Ive seen it more in dayton, but i've seen it infrequently in cbus
3 February 2019 : Extremely my thing
3 February 2019 : "My heartbeat begins at 12 days" is a popular one
3 February 2019 : Gotcha lmao I never really follow that stuff
3 February 2019 : UGH
3 February 2019 : I know, I didn't like it either
3 February 2019 : And then be so tired as to play 20 minutes
3 February 2019 : @bystandermetal Bob's Burgers remixes and Domestic Terror (slamming beatdown grind from Columbus)
3 February 2019 : I'm fully prepared to make a martyr of you. Wait, no, I meant posthumously martyrize you. Yeah, that's what it is!
3 February 2019 : GodDAMNIT SHERROD! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES
3 February 2019 : RT @SamSykesSwears: does shitposting write a novel asking for science
3 February 2019 : What the fuck?
3 February 2019 : Militant self defense works!
3 February 2019 : Why would they do that? Wasnt earth crisis also sXe?
3 February 2019 : Holy christ https://twitter.com/steveburnett/status/1091769002114854912
2 February 2019 : Very important https://twitter.com/BAKKOOONN/status/1091806889552166912
2 February 2019 : Watch it, learn it, love it https://twitter.com/Smooth4Lyfe/status/1091013715976179712
2 February 2019 : Yooo this is so dope!!
2 February 2019 : Been there, done that, never again
2 February 2019 : And killing it! (Ba-dum tish)
2 February 2019 : I think it's cuz we're led to believe it's gonna eat it, but ends up protecting it instead? Idk, I haven't finished chimera ant arc yet so this may not be accurate
2 February 2019 : Pornstar sXe hardcore, awesome lmao
2 February 2019 : Lmao VK is now sXe hardcore
2 February 2019 : Fantastic lmao
2 February 2019 : Solid choice
2 February 2019 : Vicelord
2 February 2019 : Hell yes, copped. Much love
2 February 2019 : Listen I love tentacle porn as much as the next person, but eichenwald is no good
2 February 2019 : There's definitely a fb page dedicated to bands being asked this exact question by the same dude every time
2 February 2019 : Goddamnit Sherrod
2 February 2019 : Holy shit
1 February 2019 : New headcanon accepted
1 February 2019 : Historically a fantastic time for the world lol
1 February 2019 : Definitely not where I thought that was going
1 February 2019 : This is very much my personal brand https://twitter.com/ellle_em/status/1085193521542221824
1 February 2019 : This is really cool!
1 February 2019 : Vaguely like dishonored
1 February 2019 : Yayyy!!! https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1091391489832300550
1 February 2019 : That's dope lol
1 February 2019 : Yo #freekrang https://twitter.com/robrousseau/status/1091346734373048320
1 February 2019 : Yo @jack fuck you unsuspend krang! #freekrang
1 February 2019 : If I ever get out of ohio i'll definitely hit you up lol I do tour the midwest sometimes (iowa, Missouri, illinois) but that's about as far as i've gone lol
1 February 2019 : Absolutely did, so good!!! I'm glad I've made such a positive impression lol
1 February 2019 : Couldn't have said it better myself https://twitter.com/Pikachunti/status/1091215382159884288
1 February 2019 : Yeah, made a bagel.
1 February 2019 : Food, advil, so i'm laying in bed trying to keep my shit inside lol
1 February 2019 : Being sick, it rules that everything hurts and i'm weak af
31 January 2019 : DREAD !!!
31 January 2019 : Nothing better than the feeling of Q-Tipping your ears after a long day of listening to bullshit
31 January 2019 : The Partisan Turbine was the best
31 January 2019 : I mean I love deathcore but seriously lol
31 January 2019 : This frozen hellscape we call home, where all our darkest miseries reside - but, at least, it's beautiful sometimes
31 January 2019 : Worst kind of cheese?
31 January 2019 : Lmao
31 January 2019 : pic.twitter.com/CpelmLkwpA
31 January 2019 : pic.twitter.com/fBRpW0BLgm
31 January 2019 : Proud of you, man.
30 January 2019 : Bulldozer Goregrind is hot again
30 January 2019 : I don't know what this is but I love it
30 January 2019 : Miss em still
30 January 2019 : Ayup
30 January 2019 : Pop!
29 January 2019 : Awesome stuff! Thanks yo! Almost sounds like DA in some parts
29 January 2019 : Gone already lmao what was it?
29 January 2019 : Buddy if they can't post through that... I got some bad news for em
29 January 2019 : I think it was very unique and interesting! I just (personally) found it unplatable, which is my only negative with the game
29 January 2019 : Great game, minus the stupid mansion of time
28 January 2019 : Vantablack all over again! Awesome!
28 January 2019 : So soooooo good
27 January 2019 : WTC
27 January 2019 : OH YEAH
27 January 2019 : I demand updates lmao
27 January 2019 : I'd like to join
27 January 2019 : Fucking hate those people.
27 January 2019 : Lmao he didn't block me yet, the fool
26 January 2019 : Be punk
25 January 2019 : Ain't over yet
25 January 2019 : God Brokencyde takes me back
24 January 2019 : Ah yeah! Boy, that'll be interesting..
24 January 2019 : That the new IRA splinter group?
24 January 2019 : This one's a live one lol
23 January 2019 : Damnit now I'm wheezing
23 January 2019 : It seems like a very complicated situation.
23 January 2019 : Honestly? Sweet
23 January 2019 : Please yessss we need #CocaineBear right now
23 January 2019 : Let's hope all of them!
23 January 2019 : Griftapalooza
22 January 2019 : RT @lukeoneil47: Good rule of thumb is to try to make it through your teens without your parents having to hire you a publicist.
22 January 2019 : You know, i've been thinking. And honestly, the only one I can think of is the Church of the Subgenius. Every other one just hurts people.
22 January 2019 : This shit is a cult, and not in a funny way. People are gonna get hurt
22 January 2019 : I think I would pay actual real life human money to see that. Haha
22 January 2019 : I wanna see cardi walk her lmao
21 January 2019 : Fuck the Patriots and Fuck Tom Brady
20 January 2019 : Absolutely
20 January 2019 : That's a no from me captain
20 January 2019 : Nice after the burial shirt
20 January 2019 : ASASHI SUPER DRRRYYYYYY
20 January 2019 : A work of art https://twitter.com/JensenKarp/status/1086632460215930880
19 January 2019 : Ah fuck, that's not good
19 January 2019 : By cannon if necessary
19 January 2019 : @Mr_Ethan_K
19 January 2019 : I can't wait lmao
19 January 2019 : 3600 right now lmaooo
19 January 2019 : God, I have really fucked up this noose!
19 January 2019 : Jeeeeeeeesus
19 January 2019 : Argh
18 January 2019 : They'll learn.
18 January 2019 : Seems like uhhhhhh a clear violation of their "code of conduct" like they care about that
17 January 2019 : Is that so lmao
17 January 2019 : Jealous!!
17 January 2019 : Lmao
17 January 2019 : I'm so excited to see what's to come
17 January 2019 : Peak ohio
17 January 2019 : Very ohio of you
16 January 2019 : YOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1085654697011113985
14 January 2019 : Phone
13 January 2019 : HOLY CRAP
13 January 2019 : The mustache is in your heart, so it's a win-win
12 January 2019 : Fucking normies "I listen to everything" pissing me off
12 January 2019 : Very good
12 January 2019 : Bold
12 January 2019 : @barrybongss2 What language is this
12 January 2019 : Down
12 January 2019 : Dreaming the dreams only 5am chicken wings can give me
12 January 2019 : And have said so repeatedly
12 January 2019 : Nail on the head
12 January 2019 : I feel seen
11 January 2019 : Nah
11 January 2019 : Why does food taste better after midnight
11 January 2019 : Free this good man
11 January 2019 : That sounds amazing
11 January 2019 : Flying orcas lmao we'd never be safe
10 January 2019 : I am one and it is
10 January 2019 : Jesus wept cuz of these fuckers.
8 January 2019 : Can you imagine if they drop a slam track lmaooo
8 January 2019 : I think there's beef between them and metalsucks
7 January 2019 : Lmao no worries! Sorry for coming in so hot lol
7 January 2019 : 'Tis! The pistol is a Beretta 93R, called the REK7 in BO4. Do love me some guns!
7 January 2019 : Lol call of duty joke, great drawing honestly@
7 January 2019 : Nice REK 7 lol
7 January 2019 : That's how you know you've made it
7 January 2019 : I'm a simple man - I see Mob, I retweet it https://twitter.com/ogashiwadayo/status/1082249277265666048
7 January 2019 : Militarist accelerationism - burn the world to the ground to start the new one
7 January 2019 : He certainly caught the 2 piece
7 January 2019 : That cop or someone else
7 January 2019 : Humans!
6 January 2019 : This child is ready to join the IRA's Youth League!
6 January 2019 : Har har
6 January 2019 : I just want you to know I'm buying this as soon as I wake up tomorrow
6 January 2019 : Well, you never know how far you'll go till you get there...
6 January 2019 : Bruh a cop shoots my dog i-m doing federal time cuz that'll be one dead ass cop
5 January 2019 : Yeah
5 January 2019 : Lmao
5 January 2019 : Could watch Lupin...
4 January 2019 : Oooh, ecocide is a good word, imma steal it
4 January 2019 : Stackin'
4 January 2019 : They do this shit like every 5 months now for the past year-and-change, you'd think reporters filing the story (again!) would know by now
4 January 2019 : Duly noted
4 January 2019 : It looks really well done!
4 January 2019 : Oh NO
3 January 2019 : What can you do? Nothing.
3 January 2019 : One of those sick masks and 45 minutes to prep
3 January 2019 : RT @yungneocon: How many levels of bootlicker are you on? You are like a little baby, watch this: https://t.co/JPmVg4tYZ1
3 January 2019 : Why the fuck are people like this fr
3 January 2019 : I am nothing if not terribly blunt
3 January 2019 : Lmao no
2 January 2019 : RT @ShitpostBot5000: https://t.co/KGtr5xewxH
2 January 2019 : For later https://twitter.com/yanderefam/status/1068001292033892353
2 January 2019 : The line between dream and reality blurring, I can no longer tell what I experienced versus what I dreamed
1 January 2019 : Deliver-A-Myke
1 January 2019 : RT @nsa: Happy New Year! You won't believe how much nation-state malware you all installed over the holiday!
1 January 2019 : You made a mistake
1 January 2019 : Crazy
1 January 2019 : Daaaamn has it been that long
1 January 2019 : https://www.wattpad.com/user/warthill
1 January 2019 : An increasing intersection of how we're all alone
31 December 2018 : You sure spelled that right?
31 December 2018 : 12 minutes lmao
31 December 2018 : RT @LangdonHickman: I’ve written and meditated about this at length; it’s a central tenet of my non-anthropocentric occultism https://t.co/…
30 December 2018 : I love Ung
30 December 2018 : RT @nellucnhoj: Not like I'm saying anything that hasn't already been said, but Into the Spiderverse is a bloody masterpiece.
30 December 2018 : Is he? What'd he do?
30 December 2018 : One of three good things to come out of Cleveland lol
29 December 2018 : DIRE BEAR BERSERKER
29 December 2018 : Massacres in waiting
29 December 2018 : What blocklists
28 December 2018 : They've been here, and they'll be here...
28 December 2018 : Reading the tweets of this account has brought me tears, laughter, and chills - I couldn't ask for more!
27 December 2018 : Trusting people is overrated - make them fear you with the awesome power of The Law!
27 December 2018 : Kinda makes me begin to understand ecofash lol
27 December 2018 : Hope you feel better Dick Butt
26 December 2018 : Well said
26 December 2018 : Bruh swear to god watch this this is hilarious to me it gets better every time https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1077819206496792577
26 December 2018 : Bruh swear to god watch this and watch their eyebrows this is hilarious to me https://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1077819206496792577
26 December 2018 : Hence why I do not sleep... I merely wait.
26 December 2018 : No it does not
26 December 2018 : Gonna fuck around and watch evangelion again
26 December 2018 : That's really goddamn good
26 December 2018 : Such an interesting story https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1077759024723050496
26 December 2018 : Extremely awesome
26 December 2018 : Do you think we've missed similar signs for q?
26 December 2018 : Hmm. No good options
26 December 2018 : Sounds really goddamn bad
26 December 2018 : So, to me it looks like basically a small rebellion, maybe minor factions. Insurgency?
26 December 2018 : So you're thinking mass civilian casualties?
26 December 2018 : Fucking seriously go see Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse, it's really really good
25 December 2018 : This looks like @briankesinger This one of yours?
25 December 2018 : Jesus are these people still mad at you for... not being okay with an affair?..
25 December 2018 : Yooof read this https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1077337007477743616
24 December 2018 : You're fuckin it up alright! Well done! (Sincerely, as I cannot cook to this level)
24 December 2018 : I dunno about this one chief
24 December 2018 : Uhhhh duhdamnnnn
23 December 2018 : Welcome back
23 December 2018 : Aye. This 'untrodden', it scares me - That they felt the need to include it worries me more than I'd like
23 December 2018 : I'll never not rt junji ito https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1076722751073792001
23 December 2018 : Bright as fuck
22 December 2018 : Yeah, they remodeled that shell too
22 December 2018 : Very true. Brand new KFC just went in down the road, behind the new shell station
22 December 2018 : What's the problem? Sad and hungover What's your solution? Eat fried chicken
22 December 2018 : Read this whole thread https://twitter.com/CandiceBenbow/status/1074010643592814592
20 December 2018 : I'd die for him
19 December 2018 : Amazing work, as always!
19 December 2018 : Celeste - beautiful, moving, and the perfect difficulty
19 December 2018 : RT @WIRED: If a coin toss cannot be both heads and tails, physicists must jettison simple assumptions about the nature of reality. https://…
19 December 2018 : Aye aye captain, stones away...
19 December 2018 : I'm sure that'll go over well...
19 December 2018 : Hmm. What do y'all think about this?
17 December 2018 : This is America: Guns on every corner, guns in every house, no freedom but that to kill
16 December 2018 : This isn't even dystopian
16 December 2018 : One of the things i didn't expect to hate about this future is the "memetic song trigger" meme, cuz now the song is stuck in my head
16 December 2018 : I am amazed
16 December 2018 : Hyped! Love the show so far!
15 December 2018 : Holy shit lmaooo
15 December 2018 : Lmao thats why im blocked
14 December 2018 : I think people just hate his cutesy humor
14 December 2018 : This is really interesting! https://twitter.com/anne_theriault/status/1073410244502568960
12 December 2018 : Hell yeah
12 December 2018 : Dwamn
11 December 2018 : A good read https://twitter.com/nezumi_ningen/status/1072326361287671808
11 December 2018 : Big mood tho
10 December 2018 : RT @Volceltaire: Y’all remember when proudly Christian crafts store Hobby Lobby was smuggling ancient Mesopotamian artefacts and ended up a…
8 December 2018 : Lmao oh no
8 December 2018 : I'll throw in for this
6 December 2018 : RT @saladinahmed: every time I attempt a 'how to break into comics' thread it just spirals into '...and together let us seize the means of…
6 December 2018 : Fuckin watergate lmao
6 December 2018 : Hard g
5 December 2018 : Oh my, all the good boys
5 December 2018 : The goodest boys
5 December 2018 : Lmao, amazing. So, big dogs run in the family...
5 December 2018 : Holy crap, did you keep Great Danes and Saint Bernards before?
5 December 2018 : This future fucking sucks
5 December 2018 : So, a small dog, then...
5 December 2018 : Ooh, raising cane's
5 December 2018 : Lmao coming back to ohio Nah
4 December 2018 : Damn that's good!
4 December 2018 : Hell yeah https://twitter.com/julietlapidos/status/1069964835369218049
4 December 2018 : RT @DSA_Enviro: the only war is class war—and fossil fuel capitalists are waging it against working class people all over the world by pois…
4 December 2018 : RT @dasharez0ne: HOODIES OF ALL SHARE Z0NE SHRITS NOW AVVAILABLE "PAY MORE AND STAY WARM" https://t.co/2a8ZZ2SYGp https://t.co/KIzw5SnQBm
3 December 2018 : Well then, you're in luck - https://esorren.bandcamp.com/album/sunkisser-demo-work-in-progress
3 December 2018 : Sunkisser, by Carly Rae Heaven (also known as Esorren) - CRJ vocals over Deafheaven, works amazingly
3 December 2018 : Often one and the same
2 December 2018 : 4 months
1 December 2018 : RT @Ocasio2018: In my on-boarding to Congress, I get to pick my insurance plan. As a waitress, I had to pay more than TWICE what I’d pay a…
1 December 2018 : Bruh it is 3 o clock i the morning and i am 6 drinks deep lemme sleep lmao
1 December 2018 : Hahha fuck you george h.w.
30 November 2018 : For all my artist friends https://twitter.com/cyanparade/status/1068389697062195200
30 November 2018 : Computer duster works well
30 November 2018 : RT @TheSoundDefense: Anti-vaxxers are child killers. Pass it on. https://t.co/gWUPRnqPug
30 November 2018 : Haha sick
29 November 2018 : YOOO THEY BACK https://twitter.com/THEKIDMERO/status/1068273330120200196
29 November 2018 : Yes goddamnit yes https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1068219395514740736
29 November 2018 : Yes
29 November 2018 : I'll add one: pic.twitter.com/tX6BbsPRVk
29 November 2018 : Hahaha holy fucking shit that was amazing in every way
28 November 2018 : What insane fuckery is this?
28 November 2018 : Because they giveth but they taketh away goddamnit
28 November 2018 : The way its phrased, who the fuck knows lmaooo
28 November 2018 : Check Betraying the Martyrs' cover of Let It Go - surprisingly good
27 November 2018 : I swear i've already seen the whale fucker story before... like last year.... how is this possible
27 November 2018 : Lmao he's going to prison cuz hes a criminal and a child molester, not cuz the illuminati got him
27 November 2018 : GET EM
27 November 2018 : Very soon, I'm sure, this will happen
25 November 2018 : Genius
25 November 2018 : There was one (today? Yesterday?) about how being called a "straight white Male" is worse than being called the n-word
24 November 2018 : These tweets are always weird to me - they pop up out of nowhere, already popular, and do nothing but sow division. Weird, yeah?
24 November 2018 : Har har har
23 November 2018 : A staggeringly good piece of writing. Well done, @drewmagary
23 November 2018 : Hell yeah
22 November 2018 : Lmao owned
22 November 2018 : pic.twitter.com/NDV2ntOqTF
21 November 2018 : Haruko lmao
21 November 2018 : Much love Papa
21 November 2018 : Lmao gonna get me some stuxnet just for fun
21 November 2018 : Right, slurs are bad but like shit and bitch and fuck are good Gotcha!
21 November 2018 : I dont know what part(s) are satire I mean don't use the r-word or the f-word But other than that my brain stops working
20 November 2018 : THE COWBOY GAME
20 November 2018 : Teen delinquent lmao
20 November 2018 : Whoever told you that is wrong, cuz the "victim" is dead and thus cannot complain
18 November 2018 : Eating shredded cheese straight from the bag at 3 am
18 November 2018 : Direct action works
17 November 2018 : I have indeed
17 November 2018 : Frequently
17 November 2018 : Beautiful
17 November 2018 : Uhhhhhh hmmm You got any good ideas??
17 November 2018 : I'm onboard. A new and more beautiful world awaits.
17 November 2018 : Ayup.
16 November 2018 : Definitely keep it.
15 November 2018 : Flexorcism!!
15 November 2018 : I'm the only one laughing here
15 November 2018 : Hooray
15 November 2018 : Absolutely and yes
14 November 2018 : I'm not sure i can say this strongly enough, but let me try: FUUUUUUUUCK
13 November 2018 : Yowza
13 November 2018 : I gotta say you putting it like that ("thinking through wet concrete") has really, put into words how it is, and i appreciate that
13 November 2018 : Love your writing!
13 November 2018 : FUCK
13 November 2018 : I love this idea.
13 November 2018 : Read this shit https://twitter.com/KillerMartinis/status/1062036867997155328
12 November 2018 : RT @ArtisanoArt: Dear Sakurai... https://t.co/QOCvipWVQ2
12 November 2018 : Fuck
11 November 2018 : Chaotic neutral pervert
10 November 2018 : Classic
10 November 2018 : Jesus fucking christ https://twitter.com/varin/status/1060937524040884224
10 November 2018 : What is it this time
10 November 2018 : You're in luck!
10 November 2018 : Literally could not satirize this
8 November 2018 : Damn i was hoping it'd catch fire
8 November 2018 : Traffic to blog? Bad! "Engagement" via memes? Good!
8 November 2018 : It's literally just an ordered progression
8 November 2018 : Lmao shitty memes get good engagement, but music rec's probably reward actual readers to the blog
8 November 2018 : Happy birthday, you! You're doing awesome!
8 November 2018 : AHAHAHA
7 November 2018 : @PrayToRei yo hear it's your birthday - happy bday
7 November 2018 : Fucking true
7 November 2018 : Continue drinking - it's the only way
6 November 2018 : RT @drmistercody: The country that starts wars to spread democracy sure sucks at helping people vote.
6 November 2018 : I don't know what else it could be.
5 November 2018 : How do people not like powerviolence
4 November 2018 : What's the over/under on them shooting a random brown person?
3 November 2018 : NoooOOOO
3 November 2018 : The semi-secret worst; all the trashiness of the Midwest and the snobbery of the East Coast
3 November 2018 : Where do they get these damn names
3 November 2018 : Also maybe @PopLurker can help you?
3 November 2018 : I've heard @BunnyEarsWeb does good but idk if you've worked with them in the past
2 November 2018 : How can i help?
2 November 2018 : Heard you won't
2 November 2018 : Profound Lore?
2 November 2018 : Arsis' "We Are The Nightmare" and Archspire's "Relentless Mutation"
2 November 2018 : Vote blue for gods sake https://twitter.com/SomeMoreNews/status/1058404673932144642
1 November 2018 : Hey buddy, go fuck yourself and stop harassing someone.
1 November 2018 : Hell yea self-titled era is back baby
1 November 2018 : Holy crap that was amazing!
1 November 2018 : I just keep unliking and reliking this cuz it shows you a spoooooky pumpkin face when you like it
31 October 2018 : Damn that's pretty good!
30 October 2018 : POST THROUGH
30 October 2018 : Hello young one here and voting is uhh important
30 October 2018 : I really hate that i know what you're talking about
30 October 2018 : Ask @brockway_llc about his; they were wonderful madness
28 October 2018 : Hey, if you're nazi-friendly or adjacent, fucking unfollow me cuz nazis deserve death and nothing else
27 October 2018 : Done! Can't wait!
27 October 2018 : I need the context flr this lmao
27 October 2018 : Whatever we find when we climb to Heaven and break down the doors
27 October 2018 : Real ones
27 October 2018 : Glad you're still alive - can't spit in god's face if you're dead
27 October 2018 : Ha ha harumi came back to haunt
26 October 2018 : Ya dun caught the v&
26 October 2018 : Truly love his new look, like the deranged lunatic from the street was leader of a state-sanctioned militia lmao
26 October 2018 : Lovin this new bit
26 October 2018 : I love GI Joe
26 October 2018 : Eh, i'm sure it'll be fine...
26 October 2018 : Heck yeah
23 October 2018 : You have an incredible work ethic and i always love seeing your videos. They reflect the time and care you put into your work. You're great mr Tim Rogers
23 October 2018 : Sounds awesome forreal
23 October 2018 : Feminist gun clubs?
23 October 2018 : How do you shout in sign language
22 October 2018 : Jesus that part about the wifi at the end
22 October 2018 : You what
22 October 2018 : Montana or Wyoming - no man's land
21 October 2018 : SIR DELIVER ME SOME NYQUIL YES ITS AN EMERGENCY
21 October 2018 : Straight up sodomy by Purdue
21 October 2018 : A MILLION PERCENT IN GRITTY IS BEST
21 October 2018 : RT @gwen_no_fear: "the socialists are the problem, which is why the people fighting in the streets to stop modern nazis are predominantly s…
21 October 2018 : FUUUUCK HIM UP DAN
20 October 2018 : I feel it, makes sense
20 October 2018 : Why's that
19 October 2018 : The machine thinks you're speaking literally a foreign language lmao pic.twitter.com/Wt06SkM5qy
18 October 2018 : Hell yeah lmao
18 October 2018 : Daaaamn son flex harder
18 October 2018 : What up i wish i was dead but that's normal lmao anyways love your work here you're doing great
17 October 2018 : So-called "cursed images" are really just a manifestation of another reality intruding into ours; their uneasy auras and nauseating energies are the dawning of the horrific realization that we are not alone
17 October 2018 : Is this... what that entire thing was founded on? Bad metrics?
17 October 2018 : Read an entire page of any book
16 October 2018 : 😈😈😈
16 October 2018 : 2018 is too much
16 October 2018 : VERY
14 October 2018 : Love me some @AssShitter
14 October 2018 : This is both an accurate metal statement and an amazing shitpost
14 October 2018 : Retweeting cuz i love this https://twitter.com/iAmTheWarax/status/1050527675696197632
13 October 2018 : He and the rest of his nazo fuckbois
11 October 2018 : Grindcore bands
10 October 2018 : Gotta get back - back to the past.
9 October 2018 : HAHAHA THEY PUT A HAT ON THE GATOR! Hahaha no seriously how did they do that and keep their limbs
8 October 2018 : Annihilatory. Can't wait
5 October 2018 : Very niche, love it
4 October 2018 : Beautiful! Where can i cop this?
4 October 2018 : Hoo hoo hoo they'll learn fast
4 October 2018 : Very is
4 October 2018 : The VVitch
4 October 2018 : Lmao fuck off mate
4 October 2018 : RT'ing so i can revisit later https://twitter.com/WIRED/status/1047669076443762689
4 October 2018 : I would, but i seriously don't get enough engagement, haha. Gotta up my #brand game i guess
4 October 2018 : Ah, that's smart! Must save you a lot of trouble.
4 October 2018 : Wow, Jon. You sure got a lotta bots and assholes in your mentions. How do you do it all day? I am in awe
2 October 2018 : Wish i could tell you, but she blocked me lmao
2 October 2018 : I think so! All his stuff is brutal.
2 October 2018 : Gotcha
2 October 2018 : Danke! It's a @shintarokago work, he's really good!
2 October 2018 : Lol same
2 October 2018 : What is the right way to live?
2 October 2018 : Fuuuuck
30 September 2018 : Honestly probably Halo 3
29 September 2018 : Lmao awesome
29 September 2018 : Lookin sharp
29 September 2018 : Extreme vibes of Ozymandias
29 September 2018 : Get with the anime slams https://twitter.com/slam_worldwide/status/1045902268694974466
27 September 2018 : You right tho
26 September 2018 : The 90s never happened, they were just an 80s apocalypse dream
25 September 2018 : Big mood https://twitter.com/HEStrategy/status/1044690349371916288
25 September 2018 : @EffinBirds a wild one appears pic.twitter.com/icKEujOi9F
24 September 2018 : Indeed, left field
24 September 2018 : D'aww 😍😘 danke. Still true tho lmaoooooo
24 September 2018 : Sorry folks but it's true
24 September 2018 : Fuck ya got me
23 September 2018 : I mean, both sound good...
23 September 2018 : Oh man! Hope you're alright!
22 September 2018 : Damn.
22 September 2018 : Digital forensics in the future is gonna be so wild
22 September 2018 : 🤣
22 September 2018 : Not a doc, but: To tide you over till it goes away, grab some promethazine from urgent care
22 September 2018 : Hexes and devilry for me
22 September 2018 : Where's his gofundme
20 September 2018 : Hey, you're really awesome, and we're all here to support you!!
20 September 2018 : Worked at a place i hated for two weeks, found a better job, started the 2nd while i was supposed to be on duty for 1st. They called and asked if i was coming in. I said no and hung up
20 September 2018 : Wack
20 September 2018 : Lmao ball out vro
20 September 2018 : Lol no
20 September 2018 : Dying your best death? Living your best unlife?
19 September 2018 : Holy shit this is fucked! https://twitter.com/AthertonKD/status/1042449312762933248
18 September 2018 : Hell yeah that's gonna be awesome
18 September 2018 : "Some lifestyle choices" Yeah mate, half the population will have drowned or burnt - that's a lifestyle change for sure
18 September 2018 : I wholeheartedly endorse this
17 September 2018 : Aurora - All My Demons Greeting Me As A Friend Esorren - Sunkisser
16 September 2018 : Holy shit
16 September 2018 : RT @AirisuBaka: Just saying...you're missing out if you like Star Wars and somehow haven't watched the 2003 animated series. https://t.co/p…
16 September 2018 : Or DV charge
15 September 2018 : Dummy move, classic browns
15 September 2018 : That is absolutely what i choose to believe
15 September 2018 : Happened to me not too long ago - then i asked him if he was the one with the shirtless mueller. Then i blocked him lmao
14 September 2018 : Lmaooo
14 September 2018 : Grandma Sorethroat
14 September 2018 : Slaps
11 September 2018 : Seems like... not a lot of fun, honestly. Like, why do that?
11 September 2018 : Nor could i lmao
11 September 2018 : Is he.. saying the Russians did 9/11?
11 September 2018 : One of my favorite memories on this hellsite
11 September 2018 : RT @Newspeak4life: In honor of @AndrewWK following me here’s a fantastic piece he wrote about dealing with pain in life https://t.co/L23ZtL…
10 September 2018 : Yikes
10 September 2018 : Wack
9 September 2018 : So hyped
7 September 2018 : Eh, for maximum outreach potential start with 2 For maximum fun start with @MGsovski 's idea
7 September 2018 : Definitely nuke
7 September 2018 : Ah, yes, the fresh hell we all know and hate: fridays Wait no
7 September 2018 : pic.twitter.com/3cPuymH0ql
7 September 2018 : Yo @Twitter @jack your new algorithm fucking sucks, I just want to keep scrolling not have it refresh halfway through my TL
6 September 2018 : Happy birthday! You've been a light in this darkness!
6 September 2018 : @Chaz_Eagle
6 September 2018 : Feeling cute, might delete later pic.twitter.com/Wl7ey2MkPd
6 September 2018 : Definitely all traits in abundance in this white house
3 September 2018 : It was damn smooth too, the total fakeout with the right was amazing
3 September 2018 : That dude got blasted lmaooo
2 September 2018 : Lol
2 September 2018 : Honestly, I didn't really get it 'till I read it, and now I get it! Brilliant work!
1 September 2018 : Livin on the edge
1 September 2018 : RT @Probgoblin: Dr. Strangelove themed pop-up bar with an atomic bomb mechanical bull. Seems like this should have been done by now?
1 September 2018 : Like some dumbass refusing to put on sunscreen - you think you're tougher than the sun? The fucking sun?
31 August 2018 : Thank you, this is the content I need on a Friday!
31 August 2018 : Big mood
30 August 2018 : Daaaamn https://twitter.com/LEGO_Group/status/1035097798075506688
29 August 2018 : We need you to keep going, little rover #WakeupOppy
28 August 2018 : A very good boy https://twitter.com/aPebbleInTheSky/status/1034043206776893440
28 August 2018 : Self-care is not checking your ex's instagram
28 August 2018 : RT @jessphoenix2018: Important read. https://t.co/LlvjknlVYn
27 August 2018 : Bro Beksiński is one of my avsolute favorites
27 August 2018 : Pig Destroyer (grindcore) / Shadow of Intent (symphonic deathcore) / Sachiel (powerviolence) / Menstrual Munchies (my band lol pornogrind) / Primitive Man (sludge/doom)
26 August 2018 : Fuck John McCain
26 August 2018 : Fuckin love em
25 August 2018 : Young Malt Liquor
25 August 2018 : Hell yeah.
25 August 2018 : Fuck no
25 August 2018 : Seems like smart thinking. The youth are okay
25 August 2018 : CONGRATS MAN! SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!
25 August 2018 : Major congratulations are in order https://twitter.com/DOB_INC/status/1033098802675109888
24 August 2018 : RT @dasharez0ne: STILL KICKEN ASS - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN https://t.co/5Qm8rRPHiO
24 August 2018 : Bootlicker bullsht. Also fake lmao
24 August 2018 : Yoooo love this, i feel it a lot
24 August 2018 : Hey! This is really awesome!
22 August 2018 : I think this means we're the alternate reality
21 August 2018 : RT @MemphisDSA: https://t.co/HMmHya9q0u
21 August 2018 : Yeah, usually it's higher quality than this
20 August 2018 : "Pranked" is just another word for "cursed"
18 August 2018 : Oh my God this is hysterical https://twitter.com/talkendo/status/1030558259462242304
17 August 2018 : Waaaaack
16 August 2018 : There's fsck em all, which is pretty anti-cop
16 August 2018 : Bet!
15 August 2018 : Heard it was pretty cool
15 August 2018 : That's brilliant.
14 August 2018 : Whew
14 August 2018 : Seems... suspicious
13 August 2018 : Damn straight
13 August 2018 : Ayyyeee go fuck yourself buddy
12 August 2018 : Very funny
12 August 2018 : I love it but it makes me want to throw my phone out a window
11 August 2018 : A continued existence is a minor miracle.
11 August 2018 : That's one thing i will say for icecubes - they keep the water cold
11 August 2018 : Ahhh, i know how that goes, ut ya gotta have confidence
11 August 2018 : I have faith in you that you won't! 😁
10 August 2018 : @FlorkOfCows happy birthday!! Keep florking!
10 August 2018 : RT @sblackmoore: Scorpio: There is a strangeness in the air, as if the world has collectively gone insane and makes no sense. This is becau…
9 August 2018 : RT @mmalloyboy: climate change denies us even the apocalypse we need to understand what's happening to us, instead just presenting us with…
9 August 2018 : Love the serial number
9 August 2018 : Kill every fascist
8 August 2018 : Aha gotcha lol
8 August 2018 : Tech N9ne reference lol
8 August 2018 : You could say you're a... mental giant
7 August 2018 : Well that didnt take long
6 August 2018 : But, can you say the red chord wasn't amazing?
6 August 2018 : Archspire's Relentless Mutation?
4 August 2018 : Quite an interesting and thoughtful thread.
4 August 2018 : Big mood
4 August 2018 : Hope it all works out ;)
3 August 2018 : Boo
31 July 2018 : Truly a blessing
31 July 2018 : RT @D0GGEAUX: do you ever look at a map of time zones and realize that humanity as a collective whole is just totally winging this whole "c…
31 July 2018 : That's it, im kinkshaming lmao
30 July 2018 : Why?
30 July 2018 : Extremely good content, yes
29 July 2018 : You're doing great man!
29 July 2018 : Why isn't Henry Kissinger dead yet goddamnit
28 July 2018 : Amazing
26 July 2018 : That's why i chose what i did 😁😂
26 July 2018 : Awesome
25 July 2018 : Yes
24 July 2018 : What the FUCK
22 July 2018 : I think you're worth it!
22 July 2018 : One thing I will never forgive is the localization chopping up perfectly good openings
22 July 2018 : Lmao
22 July 2018 : Idk i kinda like the new song, tho i am hesitant to judge the new album based on a single
21 July 2018 : Pig Destroyer
19 July 2018 : Ugghhh so good
17 July 2018 : Username coz i like anime and it seemed to fit @ cuz i learned how to change it around Halloween and went with it
15 July 2018 : DL 5, HL 4, GL 4
15 July 2018 : This is good and i like it
15 July 2018 : Turning on night mode at 4 am when you finally go to bed: pro level
15 July 2018 : Lol Party Cannon
14 July 2018 : Sweet. Also sad. Seems on point
13 July 2018 : "Great, now i can't get up and i have to pee..."
13 July 2018 : Holy shit, that looks apocalyptic
11 July 2018 : Hahaha hell yeah
8 July 2018 : That's extremely awesome
8 July 2018 : Ever feel like you're doing a lot of drugs, but then realize you're watching anime? The best
7 July 2018 : Holy shit, lmao. https://twitter.com/MikeRoach3/status/1015212921071329281
6 July 2018 : Such an underrated classic
5 July 2018 : PROTON SNAKE https://twitter.com/timescanner/status/1014691076072853505
4 July 2018 : FUCK this state
4 July 2018 : Congrats@!!!
2 July 2018 : What test is this?
2 July 2018 : Gruesome put their album out and it kicks ass
2 July 2018 : Yo!
1 July 2018 : Absolutely
1 July 2018 : Have y'all seen the boomers on their phones? Cuz it's everywhere
1 July 2018 : LMAO
1 July 2018 : Time to crack a beer and watch some anime
1 July 2018 : Holy shit. Are you a time traveler? Cuz this is some scarily precise prediction.
30 June 2018 : they wrote this book already lmao
30 June 2018 : Why don't you buy from said store?
30 June 2018 : Me damnit
30 June 2018 : It'll be soon
29 June 2018 : Ronnoc the Bored, Hoarder Of Pizza And Nothingness https://twitter.com/rebeccarmix/status/1012010639613681664
29 June 2018 : If it aint it aint Shit!
29 June 2018 : Fuck yeah, I'm running for office and my slogan is "Benzos for All"
29 June 2018 : I say we bring back PCP
28 June 2018 : Surprise, the administration is super racist https://twitter.com/CombatCavScout/status/1012363663293009920
28 June 2018 : Good shit to Hear right now. Thank you, Station 42x7.
28 June 2018 : EVERYTHING IS BROKEN, THE IMAGES CHANGE BUT THE WORDS REMAIN THE SAME; TIME REPEATS ITSELF
28 June 2018 : That is some premium pants-shitting terror right there
26 June 2018 : Full of Hell is so sick
25 June 2018 : I want to read the rest of this story so fuckin badly bro you don't even know
25 June 2018 : No question
25 June 2018 : it's a very good picture
24 June 2018 : Gotta assert your dominance
24 June 2018 : TRUE!!!
24 June 2018 : Depravity and Insanity in the Age of Steam
24 June 2018 : Ohio was/is the dumping ground for Midwest crazy
24 June 2018 : I wouldn't doubt it - having grown up in Ohio, its full of enough weirdness to fill a book or two
24 June 2018 : It hurts, cuz its true
24 June 2018 : Ohio will pull some absolutely wild shit to one - up this one...
23 June 2018 : Legend https://twitter.com/MoMoButFaster/status/1010400135946391552
23 June 2018 : We missed you and your righteous snark!
23 June 2018 : So This Is Suffering - Palace of the Pessimist Ingested - Surpassing the Boundaries of Human Suffering
21 June 2018 : Some dickhead was getting into it w/ boat about crediting artists in the original tweet
21 June 2018 : Absolutely yes
21 June 2018 : Haha i know what this is about
20 June 2018 : @EMlNEMOBAMA yooo happy bday man
19 June 2018 : You know you've made it when Archillect steals your stuff
19 June 2018 : Absolutely amazing https://twitter.com/courtwhip/status/1008905016806002688
19 June 2018 : I just wanna say That looks fucking awesome!
18 June 2018 : Hahaha what the fuck is this
17 June 2018 : FUCK YOU UGHHHHH
17 June 2018 : You've got this! You're gonna be okay! We're here for you!
16 June 2018 : Fuck TERFs
15 June 2018 : I hope so bröther
15 June 2018 : But then how will you get a big tiddy g th gf
14 June 2018 : Yes
14 June 2018 : Holy shit lmao
14 June 2018 : Absolute best combo
14 June 2018 : STEAK-UMM STANDS WITH THE PROLETARIAT
14 June 2018 : Like how Rose Marie Tran had to delete her ig after they flooded it with harassment?
13 June 2018 : Secord
13 June 2018 : Read this shit https://twitter.com/jayvanbavel/status/1006673891962613761
13 June 2018 : Trapping my fog among the trees to make the memory stick better
13 June 2018 : Its almost like libertarians hate democracy when it doesnt directly benefit them
12 June 2018 : I don't get it.
12 June 2018 : How is Cowboy Bebop still so good
12 June 2018 : Shame
11 June 2018 : Doin the lords work Jon
11 June 2018 : That's gonna be a yikes from me dog
11 June 2018 : But seriously tho
11 June 2018 : Awesome! I'll have to check them out!
10 June 2018 : Ayy ayy what band is on your shirt?
10 June 2018 : I am so excited
10 June 2018 : Truly astonishing https://twitter.com/danharmon/status/1005564167430995969
9 June 2018 : I have seized this meme
9 June 2018 : pic.twitter.com/Plw3BHA5kk
8 June 2018 : On quiet nights, if you listen closely, you can hear the radio transmissions floating through the air...
8 June 2018 : Don't do it
8 June 2018 : Amazing
7 June 2018 : This is also very awesome and worth your time https://twitter.com/PopMech/status/1004792389716905985
7 June 2018 : Holy shit lmao this is awesome https://twitter.com/johncheese/status/1004782739088969728
7 June 2018 : God what the fuck
7 June 2018 : Congrats! I think.
6 June 2018 : YUP
6 June 2018 : It almost seems like this guy is an idiot
5 June 2018 : I need this sticker
5 June 2018 : Boooooo this is a really good idea
4 June 2018 : Nope, sounds right to me. See first Pokemon movie
3 June 2018 : "Just as effective" good joke dickhead
3 June 2018 : Ah, okay. Thanks! Now i can tear them down when i find em
3 June 2018 : Ah, gotcha. Thanks!
3 June 2018 : Hey, quick question: why are these ads or businesses considered bad?
3 June 2018 : Already done!!
2 June 2018 : Whatever works for you!
2 June 2018 : Have you seen Aggretsuko? (I thought you may have, but if you haven't, it's quite good)
2 June 2018 : Take it radically off course
2 June 2018 : I'm so beyond psyched for this !!! ❤❤❤
2 June 2018 : The legendary trifecta
2 June 2018 : Happy birthday!
1 June 2018 : That'll do it
1 June 2018 : What did you do lmao
1 June 2018 : And thank you - for now i have seen this picture
1 June 2018 : Tired of being fucking crazy, haha, does that count
1 June 2018 : Damnit Fair tho
1 June 2018 : Do cats represent missed opportunities?
1 June 2018 : Good call, right choice
1 June 2018 : Fuck Yes
1 June 2018 : Order three shots of whiskey and blast death metal lmao
1 June 2018 : I mean, Three bucks, just fuck up the jukebox as hard as possible, give em hell to sit through
1 June 2018 : FUCK
1 June 2018 : TIME TO GO
1 June 2018 : Damn right
29 May 2018 : Definitely normal and not terrifying
28 May 2018 : Good luck! Break their legs!
27 May 2018 : I love your fucking enthusiam man, its so pure and heartwarming ❤
26 May 2018 : @UrsulaV is one of my favorite authors and nature people!
24 May 2018 : I mean, I'd qualify that as naive, but that's just me
23 May 2018 : one of the best
23 May 2018 : What were you using?
23 May 2018 : Fuck off mate
23 May 2018 : I hate that shit
23 May 2018 : You again
23 May 2018 : Spygate is a phony scandal.
23 May 2018 : I'm absolutely serious: watch this shit. It isn't good, but you'll laugh at it https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/999160972785807360
22 May 2018 : I'm sorry
21 May 2018 : Ouch
21 May 2018 : Holy shit https://twitter.com/pixel/status/998028538656837632
20 May 2018 : Real alcoholic hours who up
19 May 2018 : Hey man, we're here for you. ❤
19 May 2018 : @danmendodoe hey hey hey! It's your birthday! Happy Birthday!
19 May 2018 : WHAT HAPPENED OH NO lmao
18 May 2018 : @EffinBirds caught a wild one pic.twitter.com/b1yWpfwUbG
18 May 2018 : EVERY TIME
18 May 2018 : Seems a little on the nose guys
18 May 2018 : Amazing mental gymnastics
18 May 2018 : Me
18 May 2018 : May be a month and a half, remember the correspondents dinner?
18 May 2018 : Hell yeah lmao that shit was sixk
18 May 2018 : Will you ever do more work alá Slave 2 Da Shoujo or was it a one-off kinda thing? (Or have i just missed it?)
18 May 2018 : Ah hew
17 May 2018 : Yoooo ! https://twitter.com/TexanTruth42/status/996533468707414016
16 May 2018 : Also yes
15 May 2018 : Absolutely fucking disgusting
15 May 2018 : The sunnapping beardog on my porch (it's Teddy) pic.twitter.com/oyrW3iy5wX
15 May 2018 : Watching battlebots cuz its the right thing to do
15 May 2018 : Yo b
15 May 2018 : Your story is very good and I'd love to see an expansion! 😍
15 May 2018 : The simulation is broken again y'all
14 May 2018 : A reasonable suspicion
14 May 2018 : Gotcha thx
14 May 2018 : I don't know how i feel about this
14 May 2018 : :( best of luck wished to your recovery, mate. That sucks.
13 May 2018 : That's a nice wallpaper
12 May 2018 : whata weird thing
12 May 2018 : Wtf??
12 May 2018 : You like very nice
11 May 2018 : Yo this is good https://twitter.com/johncheese/status/994968573796864000
11 May 2018 : Absolutely amazing https://twitter.com/1000000horses/status/994703235226198017
10 May 2018 : ....right, glad i missed out fucking lmao
10 May 2018 : What'd i miss lmao
9 May 2018 : Congrats! Shit aint easy
8 May 2018 : Ooh, what band?
8 May 2018 : YES! AGGRETSUKO IS SO GOOD!
6 May 2018 : I don't think i like this
6 May 2018 : #GOAT #KINGJAMES
5 May 2018 : A true friend, trying to do the right thing
5 May 2018 : Lucky man you are
4 May 2018 : Yessssss
4 May 2018 : Now I'm excited lmao this sounds awesome
4 May 2018 : RT @SheckyX: THIS IS THE BEST THING YOU WILL READ ALL WEEK https://t.co/TByajNuXD7
4 May 2018 : My like is only in support of you
3 May 2018 : Hey, congratulations!
2 May 2018 : Uh, FUCK, this could be bad https://twitter.com/theintercept/status/991404414463303688
2 May 2018 : As we turn ever more to summer, our thoughts drift to brighter things: trees blooming, the beach, arson, women in fine summer clothing..
1 May 2018 : Damnit i knew Mario Lopez was up to no good
1 May 2018 : Oh my god this is awesome https://twitter.com/PopLurker/status/990948726213611520
1 May 2018 : No, cuz they ain't got the guts
30 April 2018 : Hooray!
30 April 2018 : YAY SWAN BOY SADNESS
30 April 2018 : I feel it would be irresponsible and disrespectful not to do so
30 April 2018 : Fuck me @greg_doucette did you see this
29 April 2018 : Y'allready know
29 April 2018 : Better safe than sorry
29 April 2018 : Honestly much better
28 April 2018 : Unions you fool unions will make workplaces safer
26 April 2018 : What batshit insanity is this?!?!
26 April 2018 : extremely gi joe
26 April 2018 : One of the best, period
25 April 2018 : Fleeing currently
25 April 2018 : Those aren't even words
25 April 2018 : Lmao
24 April 2018 : Hey! This is really cool!
23 April 2018 : YESSSSS
23 April 2018 : Once you're here, you never leave...
23 April 2018 : Ah, gotcha
23 April 2018 : Do you consider HP Lovecraft horror? Honest question
22 April 2018 : Really enjoying this rare #HunterXHunter double episode special #Toonami
22 April 2018 : Arson, Our Savior
20 April 2018 : Well, that'a a good thing, at least
20 April 2018 : WHAT
20 April 2018 : #FreeDoggeaux
20 April 2018 : Oh shit that's right lmao my apologies for drunkery
20 April 2018 : don't get me wrong, I definitely agree; merely questioning If this was the response you meant to send in this tweet chain?
20 April 2018 : Uh?
20 April 2018 : Finally someone said it
19 April 2018 : Be rich as fuck
19 April 2018 : Lmao he's getting BTFO, s'what happens when you post stupid opinions online...
19 April 2018 : I promise not to fill all slots with Todoroki so... 3) Tsu 2) Todoroki 1) BY FAR ALL MIGHT
19 April 2018 : I am loving the shit out of this thread
17 April 2018 : Please continue, i'm dying over herr
16 April 2018 : Aha!
16 April 2018 : Freaky..
16 April 2018 : Nah, definitely, monster started in 02
16 April 2018 : It's okay, we still love you
16 April 2018 : What the FUCK is going on here
14 April 2018 : What's your favorite anime (if there is one)
14 April 2018 : Cool things you may not have known https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/985208574128349184
14 April 2018 : Woo
14 April 2018 : This is really cool!
13 April 2018 : I don't know what the fuck they were going for with this, but I don't get it. Sarcasm? Playful? Serious? Why????
11 April 2018 : Oh my god look at this chire https://twitter.com/imhkr/status/983857653402230785
11 April 2018 : Good ass show
10 April 2018 : RT @SwiftOnSecurity: What if IQ is just your processor weighting in the simulation’s AI system.
10 April 2018 : And you do a really gopd job!
9 April 2018 : I like it! We have all been Swan Boy at some point!
8 April 2018 : This is cool https://twitter.com/AJEnglish/status/982845496011182082
7 April 2018 : Oh my god.
6 April 2018 : Arghhh
6 April 2018 : Ohio frowns
5 April 2018 : Heady praise!
4 April 2018 : Oh my god, this is amazing https://twitter.com/matthewchampion/status/981461262444957696
4 April 2018 : Absolutely legendary @TheTTCRatio is this even applicable for y'all?
4 April 2018 : DISTURBING NEWS HERE, ZLOK
1 April 2018 : Ayyyy! Congrats!!!
1 April 2018 : I wasn't ready for this #JoJosBizarreAdventure
31 March 2018 : Coffee.
31 March 2018 : So you're saying watch the SHIT out of it?
30 March 2018 : I don't even like baseball but this is superb writing https://twitter.com/dick_nixon/status/979452472841433089
28 March 2018 : HE'S GONNA DO IT
28 March 2018 : Smokin in the boys room...
28 March 2018 : What???.... What?? The fuck??
27 March 2018 : For a hot second i thought it was me and panicked a little cuz i had a drug rug and a gas mask but i never had an obey hat so I'm good. Lol
27 March 2018 : Don't hurt me like this
26 March 2018 : Give it a day
26 March 2018 : Shocked. Shocked i tell you
26 March 2018 : My mother thinks we shouldn't pay student athletes 😣😣😭😭😭
25 March 2018 : Yooooo!!! Congrats bro!!
25 March 2018 : RT @darth: https://t.co/MkEPENNI0t
23 March 2018 : BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FPR THE SKULL THRONE!
23 March 2018 : Also i think of you as "talkwordy" or, rarely, "the man that Kit-Kat hates"
22 March 2018 : Hey, this is good!
22 March 2018 : I just want you to know: i hate this very much
21 March 2018 : A well-worded and important thread about what it was like to grow up in the cesspits of the internet https://twitter.com/gravislizard/status/976482292196503552
21 March 2018 : RT @B0bduh: Terrific thread on the unique cultural poison of my generation https://t.co/zlPPhC393H
21 March 2018 : Why, this looks just like this da share zone i once saw...
20 March 2018 : 5 weeks
18 March 2018 : @darth met a small puppy at this party
17 March 2018 : Sippin fine Whiskey outta styrofoam cups
14 March 2018 : Holy shit. Holy shit! HOLY SHIT! https://twitter.com/dylanlscott/status/973988434405605376
14 March 2018 : RT @PeteCrawford2: My 16 yr old daughter drew this at the weekend. I love it but please Like / RT this if you agree and show her that she k…
14 March 2018 : pic.twitter.com/QJE9W1dDBi
14 March 2018 : I mean, I definitely haven't seen enough to be a proper expert, but so far it seems really decent!
14 March 2018 : Good man. Brooo!!! I wish I could like this more than once!! You're so lucky! I'm so psyched to see the new villains in action!
14 March 2018 : MHA, Evangelion, Pop Team Epic, Gundam IBO, off the top of my head. Subs or Dubs?
14 March 2018 : I'd start from the beginning - it's only 26 episodes. Ah, some episodes messed me up, but they're all really good.
14 March 2018 : Damnit, Daniel, it's a classic for a reasn!!1! Seriously tho, Outlaw Star isn't bad as much as it's too aggressively 90's for me, but to each their own
14 March 2018 : Ah, for shows probably Cowboy Bebop and The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya. Or like, death metal and associated subgenres.
14 March 2018 : 5:1
13 March 2018 : I have many flaws, and self-doubt might be one of them
13 March 2018 : I, too, have recorded for posterity
13 March 2018 : Yooo i've never heard of this but i'm definitely doing this now, 'cuz that's genius
12 March 2018 : Fucking what? That's how you get a visit.
12 March 2018 : Congrats bro!
11 March 2018 : "Nope!"
11 March 2018 : ANb fucking destroys dude, hell yeah
10 March 2018 : The best kind of beer is the one you have to chew.
10 March 2018 : #RLCS money's on @Splyce
10 March 2018 : YOOOO https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/972524764874059777
10 March 2018 : pic.twitter.com/loXmeVYGqp
10 March 2018 : Welcome back, PLANEMAN. We've missed you.
10 March 2018 : That was just rude
10 March 2018 : Oooh https://twitter.com/voxdotcom/status/972362673231974400
9 March 2018 : You're gonna have a bad time
9 March 2018 : Extremely well done. I'm in awe.
9 March 2018 : Neon Genesis Evangelion - a classic. Once you hear it you'll never forget it
8 March 2018 : I'd fucking love too
7 March 2018 : Like, that whole thread was a wild ride lol
7 March 2018 : This is very good!
7 March 2018 : Great, and i was just about to go to bed too.. fuck
7 March 2018 : YOU GOT THIS WE BELIEVE IN YOU
5 March 2018 : Unfortunately.
5 March 2018 : Psh nahhh
4 March 2018 : I, too, am very sorry Sorry i had to see this Sorry you felt compelled to make it Sorry we were all born Whoops, i love it
4 March 2018 : Truly beautiful!
3 March 2018 : Interesting! Thanks!
3 March 2018 : How does one test for these sorts of things?
3 March 2018 : YOU BROUGHT TGIS UPON YOURSLWF
2 March 2018 : Man Passes Away Surrounded By Knife-Wielding Loved Ones http://local.theonion.com/man-passes-away-surrounded-by-knife-wielding-loved-ones-1823435941?utm_medium=sharefromsite&utm_source=Local_twitter
2 March 2018 : Nvm found it. Congrats !!
2 March 2018 : Oh my fuxking god https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/969286630833098752
1 March 2018 : Please make this happen https://twitter.com/mizabitha/status/968380532924051456
28 February 2018 : Aye this shit is 🔥🔥🔥🔥
28 February 2018 : Holy shit
27 February 2018 : Hot take
24 February 2018 : Oh boy
24 February 2018 : Yikes yikes yikes
24 February 2018 : important https://twitter.com/LOSTRAD1O/status/967436942794280960
24 February 2018 : Yooo could anyone tell me what happened? Looks like it got deleted
24 February 2018 : RT @TVsCarlKinsella: FOUNDER OF HOGWARTS: okay, so we all know there are four types of kid. brave, smart, evil and miscellaneous. SCHOOL BO…
23 February 2018 : Fucking Gourmet y'all https://twitter.com/NuclearTakes/status/966348362487300096
23 February 2018 : Yooo https://twitter.com/helenhousandi/status/967073559527948288
23 February 2018 : Wait, this week? From Monday again? Hell no
22 February 2018 : Always
22 February 2018 : This is amazing https://twitter.com/pdjeliclark/status/965963740863762438
21 February 2018 : RT @Adam_Jacobi: Well, folks, here's an unusual story, and I would say a cautionary tale: I got arrested this past weekend.
19 February 2018 : 1) i loved the anime-esque section titles 2) was the NGE theme supposed to be playing in my head the entire time i read this? Cuz it was.
19 February 2018 : BA DUM TISH
19 February 2018 : Holy shit i have seen 4 different military ads in front of this #blackpanther movie. Pushing this jingoistic shit hard
18 February 2018 : Yoooo #MrPickles is coming back!!! Thanks [as]! @adultswim
17 February 2018 : Yoooo https://twitter.com/B0bduh/status/964879225365979136
17 February 2018 : RT @ProfaneAnnalist: Kill the god in your hearts, my friends. No gods, no masters, no heroes, only us.
15 February 2018 : @robportman hey rob. How much did they pay you to look the other way? 17 kids are dead. If not now, when?
14 February 2018 : I been enlightened by Nuclear Dharma
14 February 2018 : This has been an amazing thread to read.
13 February 2018 : A Comrade on Camelback is my new novel name
12 February 2018 : Holy shit lmao 900 million dollars
11 February 2018 : I saw the photo and was like "So what? That's just the water." ...and then I realized it wasn't, and went EEEEP
11 February 2018 : RT @TechnicallyRon: Your definitive guide to the sports of the 2018 Winter Olympics https://t.co/Oyon5qfHBc
10 February 2018 : Holy shit watch this just trust me https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/962052693760999425
9 February 2018 : "Like a toad, but stupider" is a beautiful turn of phrase good doggeaux
9 February 2018 : This is awesome https://twitter.com/Harkaway/status/961565919389634560
9 February 2018 : Seems like a surefire way to stop being criticised
8 February 2018 : @PVBrett I have been told it is your birthday. Congratulations! Keep up the good work!
7 February 2018 : Hey! This is very good
7 February 2018 : ZLOK never fails to be wise
7 February 2018 : The Universe is cruel, ZLOK, and it makes me sad
7 February 2018 : People are just dumb sometimes ZLOK and I don't think we can fix that
7 February 2018 : Holy fuck agreed ZLOK
7 February 2018 : Yuck?
6 February 2018 : I would like you to know that I now hate you forever. Lol (I kid, well played)
3 February 2018 : YOOO FREE @RespectableLaw THIS IS BULL @jack @Twitter
3 February 2018 : YEEEAAAAH BSO is actually good as fuck!
1 February 2018 : What's your heartrate?
31 January 2018 : I know it. I've just started and it's already kicking my ass lmao
31 January 2018 : Nicely done!
30 January 2018 : Bro this game is so good. I watched your review and bought it and it's worth every freaking penny
30 January 2018 : Thank you for showing me this
30 January 2018 : @NerdyMcHoodlum Hey! I read your article on @cracked today! It was great! Looking forward to reading more from you!
27 January 2018 : God, I miss the old pages of that series
26 January 2018 : How To Go To Jail (And Die)
25 January 2018 : I love your total commitment
24 January 2018 : Seems like a logical progression
24 January 2018 : Welcome back, lol
23 January 2018 : And you said you didn't want chickens ... 😂
23 January 2018 : This is ... interesting
23 January 2018 : I love how older people will be like "life has no safe spaces! Grow up!!!" like we didn't see the planes hit the twin towers when we were fucking 5, we knew that the world was scary as soon as those fucking towers came down my man
23 January 2018 : I remember this Cracked article. I still have nightmares...
22 January 2018 : Taken, tank you
22 January 2018 : pic.twitter.com/eptJY9RvOj
22 January 2018 : Yah, the screaming really sells it
22 January 2018 : Excited to see it!
20 January 2018 : RT @SheaSerrano: it only took like 4 movies for Dominic Toretto to go from stealing DVD players to being a global player worth millions of…
20 January 2018 : YOU GOT THIS
19 January 2018 : RT @alexanderdogggy: He grew up so fast :( https://t.co/vJX0vqQvaI
19 January 2018 : This 100% https://twitter.com/ldrinkh20/status/953998168529735680
19 January 2018 : That's how you win/doom a conversation/argument
19 January 2018 : We have a winner here https://www.buzzfeed.com/amphtml/tomphillips/twitterstorm-2018?utm_term=.riXQP12Qe&__twitter_impression=true
18 January 2018 : Seriously y'all read this shit. https://twitter.com/fatnutritionist/status/952895507621392386
17 January 2018 : Yay more people watching Jojo's
16 January 2018 : Absolutely same
15 January 2018 : Priorities straight
14 January 2018 : These are awesome and I'd love to see more
12 January 2018 : You just keep out doing yourself. These are all awesome
12 January 2018 : OH MY GOD https://twitter.com/zgryphon/status/951325447794626561
11 January 2018 : Absolute yaaay
11 January 2018 : WHY CAINT I GIVE THIS MORE THAN ONE HEART
11 January 2018 : Personally Lum stole my heart when I was 12, but what do I know...
9 January 2018 : Gotcha. Just waiting on the package, and we'll be ready.
9 January 2018 : Damn this is good
6 January 2018 : RT @Swordwields: some guy invented a scale for beauty based on helen of troy's ability to launch a thousand ships with her face and i need…
6 January 2018 : Stop putting #grindcore tags on your #downtempo projects on @Bandcamp thank you To all of the 4 people that get this
5 January 2018 : @SamSykesSwears I'm loving it! Please release someone. pic.twitter.com/H0dEFwxGWV
5 January 2018 : Another winner!
5 January 2018 : Oh hell no
4 January 2018 : Hey, this is really cool!
4 January 2018 : You got it bro. Crush the opposition, both without and within!
4 January 2018 : This rocks bro
4 January 2018 : How do I not stare at the pretty people in the gym? Any suggestions? Lol
4 January 2018 : Such is a good story
4 January 2018 : That was quite a ride
4 January 2018 : @ShitpostBot5000 WE LOVE YOU SPB
2 January 2018 : Extremely evergreen https://twitter.com/Brockway_LLC/status/948283298584838146
2 January 2018 : Oh lord. Good luck mate
2 January 2018 : Oh no thank you
2 January 2018 : That's the way to do it
2 January 2018 : I definitely read that as "insulated" and got very confused
2 January 2018 : Haha it's -5 here and it suuuuucks
1 January 2018 : Fucking it my life well done sir https://twitter.com/bobby/status/947707198825750529
31 December 2017 : Remember: always machine-gun fash
31 December 2017 : That's awesome! It looks really good
31 December 2017 : Is that your own font/ logo choice or did you use like a template or something? It appears very similar to The Drip's font
31 December 2017 : That's awesome
31 December 2017 : Y'all the best!
30 December 2017 : Help it's 3 am and I'm watching Forensic Files
29 December 2017 : What a year in review for you, huh?
28 December 2017 : Yup. Been thinking this for years
28 December 2017 : It appears you've misspelled "AWESOME"
27 December 2017 : You're just fucking killing them 😂😂😂
24 December 2017 : Yeah! Love Cab Calloway too, glad someone knows him
24 December 2017 : Possibly a bot, his TL is the same response over and over. Probably feds lol #surroundedbyspies
24 December 2017 : Hey! This is awesome!
24 December 2017 : Drinking helps me forget my crippling depression
22 December 2017 : Congratulations, I hate this
22 December 2017 : Damnit yes I am a #Reylo shipper I think they'd be very cute together
22 December 2017 : Metal!
20 December 2017 : Fucking kill em
19 December 2017 : Asking the important questions
16 December 2017 : Hey! Congrats! That s a big accomplishment!
16 December 2017 : I plead the 5th
16 December 2017 : Have you ever smoked crack? Random, I know. But a weird question
14 December 2017 : FUCK THE @FCC FUCK @AjitPaiFCC FUXK Y'ALL CORPORATE OVERLORDS. FUCK ALL OF YOU TO HELL AND BACK
14 December 2017 : They're gonna repeal fuck the @FCC fuck @AjitPaiFCC fuck y'all corporate scumbags
14 December 2017 : Decisive
12 December 2017 : Sharknado might be
11 December 2017 : Well done. I'm freaking terrified
11 December 2017 : YOU TOO
10 December 2017 : Remember: they can't crush you if you're already crushed!
10 December 2017 : Is it better to have loved and lived, or to have never loved at all?
10 December 2017 : I refuse
10 December 2017 : But where tho
9 December 2017 : If flamethrower cannot fix, it's time to go
9 December 2017 : Need to fix problem? Flamethrower!
9 December 2017 : Bebop kinda night pic.twitter.com/K8w8fUjYpP
9 December 2017 : Time for me to log off
9 December 2017 : Slight dissociation and the inevitability of death. Also trying to not be sober 😁 pic.twitter.com/SdykR0WLUt
8 December 2017 : No time but what we make
7 December 2017 : Appropriate.
5 December 2017 : What's your favorite kind of sandwich?
5 December 2017 : Jesus Christ some make Jay Gruden atop talking fuck #PITvsCIN
5 December 2017 : To all the men and women of what used to be @cracked , this one is for you. I hope things go onwards and upwards for y'all. Stay strong. pic.twitter.com/ZxATxp9Utx
5 December 2017 : Hey Daniel. Bummed to hear about this. Love y'all. Stay strong! We'll support you wherever!
5 December 2017 : Haha, haha, fuck
2 December 2017 : I'm not okayyyayyyayyy (you wear me outttt)
2 December 2017 : My TL is nothing but good socialist doggos so things are relatively okay right now
1 December 2017 : And it's really good! The sign-off made me laugh, loudly
30 November 2017 : He 100% did, holy shit lmao
29 November 2017 : Real af
29 November 2017 : Weird how that works
29 November 2017 : Haha! Duly noted. Well now I've gotta read it
29 November 2017 : @NeolithicSheep @UrsulaV @SQLPi @PasturesPolitic Not yet - it's on my pickup list.
29 November 2017 : Oh, I'm excited to hear this story now.
29 November 2017 : Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?
27 November 2017 : "You think that is bleak? You are like baby. Watch this."
26 November 2017 : 100%
25 November 2017 : Whatever floats your boat...
25 November 2017 : Nike tryna throw the game for Xichigan with those new Buckeye uniform
23 November 2017 : Yikes!
23 November 2017 : #dedication
23 November 2017 : The profile pic is very you
20 November 2017 : #goals
19 November 2017 : A House of Opal and Clouds
18 November 2017 : 1 like = 1 shot I'll take before I sleep
17 November 2017 : Let it be said: if you participated in the doxx of dril, Hell's not full yet
17 November 2017 : Congrats and good luck!
17 November 2017 : 100%
17 November 2017 : 100%
17 November 2017 : :(
17 November 2017 : Idk but that sounds awesome
16 November 2017 : Just, like, loads of shit-quality coke
15 November 2017 : Lmao our high today is 45°
15 November 2017 : Definitely working numbers, good call
14 November 2017 : There is no God - we have killed him. There is no Hell - we are in it.
14 November 2017 : Fuck 'em up, Comrade!
14 November 2017 : This is actually freaking awesome
13 November 2017 : RT @peter_miller: The time for Mrs. Doubtfire memes is now https://t.co/buNvSNrDhd
13 November 2017 : Don't do that to yourself!
13 November 2017 : Ehhhhhh
13 November 2017 : Ouch! Brutal self-burn!
13 November 2017 : That sounds very artist-y of you
13 November 2017 : Metal bands?
12 November 2017 : The mark of a champion
12 November 2017 : Fucking what? WHAT? UGH
12 November 2017 : HoOoly shit
12 November 2017 : Congrats on the block!
12 November 2017 : Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
11 November 2017 : #RLCSWC Hope NRG steps up!
11 November 2017 : @NuclearTakes have you seen this?
11 November 2017 : Glad I haven't smoked otherwise I'd be incapacitated
11 November 2017 : I just want to leave this party and go home and watch anime
10 November 2017 : #RLCSWC MY money is on Cloud9
10 November 2017 : HAHAHAHA
9 November 2017 : Holy shit, this is beautiful https://twitter.com/crulge/status/928342563303641089
8 November 2017 : Oh god now I have 280. Fuck me what am I gonna do. I mean holy shit I barely used 140 when I had them. This is starting to feel like a mistake. Maybe Twitter fucked up? Maybe I wasn't supposed to have this many? Fuck fuck fuck. Well, this is just no good, this will not do, not at
7 November 2017 : Get on it! pic.twitter.com/Kg790ps6UM
7 November 2017 : Uh oh
6 November 2017 : Holy fucking shit "a short term financial shortfall of SEVERAL THOUSAND DOLLARS may be your best bet" sincerely, go fuck yourself
6 November 2017 : Brutal!
6 November 2017 : Homework, hooray pic.twitter.com/o0VagTKzBS
6 November 2017 : You can't kill 50+ people and injure 600(!) In 10 minutes with cigarettes my dude
4 November 2017 : Where's my 280 bitch
2 November 2017 : Holy fuck
1 November 2017 : Congratulations and support on your journey. (Slog? Lol)
1 November 2017 : Definitely thought you meant John Woo the filmmaker and was VERY confused
1 November 2017 : Congrats!!!
1 November 2017 : That s beautiful
31 October 2017 : Surely, that won't be problematic
31 October 2017 : My bad my good robot, I misunderstood your prime directive
31 October 2017 : Ya stole it ya bich
30 October 2017 : Fucking lmao
28 October 2017 : Yoooo @SheaSerrano it's BAOT SZN we out here! pic.twitter.com/aPS7I1iMvO
27 October 2017 : Hoooooly shit
27 October 2017 : Shitty!
26 October 2017 : Arson, baby - the great equalizer
24 October 2017 : Fucming SPICY
24 October 2017 : RT @jimpjorps: happy endings on twitter dot com https://t.co/ESVDjT6KBO
21 October 2017 : Or they, I suppose
21 October 2017 : I may even be so
21 October 2017 : Razor Bearfucker
21 October 2017 : Bat-herine
21 October 2017 : Oh my god https://twitter.com/RussMcQuaidNews/status/921464162957643777
21 October 2017 : Brutal.
20 October 2017 : First starbucks! Decaf tho. Still good
20 October 2017 : AAAAAIIIIEEEEEE YES
20 October 2017 : I believe the truly human quality is the willingness to try something stupid... more than once, if necessary
19 October 2017 : Literally yes https://twitter.com/Rokashi/status/920403314650607616
16 October 2017 : No, Netflix, I will NEVER skip the One Punch Man intro. Dummy
12 October 2017 : I'm beginning the Great Evangelion Rewatch of 2017. Pray for me
10 October 2017 : Oh my god the new #TheLastJedi trailer AAAAAHHGGGGGGG
9 October 2017 : Hahaha!
7 October 2017 : Oh my fucking god
6 October 2017 : This is art
3 October 2017 : Very
1 October 2017 : Fucking Puke
30 September 2017 : Please, and thank you. 😁
29 September 2017 : @PuddlesPityP enjoyed your commercial- exposure while they're young makes fans for life!
29 September 2017 : Bob's Burgers!
28 September 2017 : 4 days and we get new BB! 😍
27 September 2017 : Jesus Christ!
26 September 2017 : Yaaaay!!!+
25 September 2017 : Hey man, a skill is a skill. Congrats!
25 September 2017 : ❤
24 September 2017 : Show me someone who says "Crawling" by Linkin Park wasn't their jam in middle school and I'll show you a liar
24 September 2017 : Suffer by yourself; the truth won't take the pain away.
23 September 2017 : Well, y'know, that's just your opinion man
23 September 2017 : Shit, Ferrari makes you take a weeks worth of driving courses. Most 'raris make it home. Wonder why ...
23 September 2017 : Something like 80% of dodge vipers never make it home from the lot. Know why? Cuz the owners aren't taught how to drive them!
23 September 2017 : I have never wanted anything more than to be that man.
22 September 2017 : Blehhh
22 September 2017 : Fucking puke
20 September 2017 : Smacko!
20 September 2017 : I loved the shit out of this article.
17 September 2017 : A once-in-a-lifetime event https://twitter.com/sam_kriss/status/909105862848983040
17 September 2017 : That's so ugly it's fuckin sexy
17 September 2017 : Nifty. Sounds like a party lol
17 September 2017 : Hell Yeah! That sounds so cool!
17 September 2017 : Dope! Where this at?
17 September 2017 : Satan bless grindcore. Lol
17 September 2017 : And it's awesome, yeah?
17 September 2017 : A damn fine choice
16 September 2017 : Isn't this self-defeating?
14 September 2017 : @KrangTNelson he's just the best
12 September 2017 : The Paratrooper's Praxis https://twitter.com/MelindaButtle/status/906665673706762241
12 September 2017 : The Paratrooper's Praxis
11 September 2017 : I'm psyched
11 September 2017 : "Business sense" yeah fuck over your most loyal customer. Genius
11 September 2017 : Suuuuure
10 September 2017 : Tomorrow lmao
10 September 2017 : That is good
10 September 2017 : Fucking hell man. That's no small change
10 September 2017 : Holy Shit! That's wild! Wonder how long they'll take to rebuild.. was she intox'd or anything, do we know?
10 September 2017 : Well damn ! Where was this?
9 September 2017 : #blessup
7 September 2017 : Yeah man! I didn't know you were an artist.
7 September 2017 : I see plenty of good shots here
6 September 2017 : Fucking ugh
6 September 2017 : Damnit I'm still blocked, what'd I miss?
4 September 2017 : Good reading https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/904732213085917184
3 September 2017 : Perpetual forward motion is a habit that must be cultivated
3 September 2017 : Yeah, the night's going pretty well pic.twitter.com/dGSolSjdQ3
3 September 2017 : I think they miiiight beeee
3 September 2017 : They gave me 11 nuggets 😍
3 September 2017 : Life... is good
3 September 2017 : The nuggets have been acquired pic.twitter.com/bncA7DTpdQ
3 September 2017 : Shit, you've inspired me to get some of my own
3 September 2017 : There's never enough
3 September 2017 : How many did you get?
3 September 2017 : Hell yeah
3 September 2017 : Also nuggets
2 September 2017 : The best home they ever told us
2 September 2017 : boy when I'm drunk I don't understand Twitter at all
2 September 2017 : Isn't a "Giant Junior" just a regular?
2 September 2017 : 100% Accurate
2 September 2017 : Right!? No filler, no bullshit, just "Find problem, Kill problem, repeat until no more problem"
2 September 2017 : Such an underrated game
1 September 2017 : Beautiful
31 August 2017 : Haha! Classic.
29 August 2017 : Noted!
29 August 2017 : Can I have two chicken nuggets
28 August 2017 : Will the currency of the future be dank memes?
27 August 2017 : Hello
25 August 2017 : Let it be
25 August 2017 : And here I thought you were kidding
25 August 2017 : I hear ya potato, I hear ya
24 August 2017 : Crouching Writer, Hidden Liquor
24 August 2017 : That looks bomb
23 August 2017 : Hahaha! Holy shit, what a story...
23 August 2017 : Hooooly shit
22 August 2017 : Another work of art from 2 masters
21 August 2017 : Aahhhhh fuck I love this movie
20 August 2017 : sweet jesus scalzi
20 August 2017 : So excited!!
20 August 2017 : 3!!
19 August 2017 : Shoutout @LILBTHEBASEDGOD for the follow, much love, stay true
19 August 2017 : Hahaha! So true!
18 August 2017 : Samurai Jack.
18 August 2017 : Congrats, you're a prophet of loss
16 August 2017 : super dope
16 August 2017 : Congrats!
14 August 2017 : The honest-to-god best show on right now
14 August 2017 : Why do all NFL teams suck?
12 August 2017 : I think it's cool John
9 August 2017 : What an idiot I am for reading Hiroshima aftermath and USSTRATCOMM articles at 230 in the morning
9 August 2017 : These are really cool!
8 August 2017 : ❤
8 August 2017 : Pull a Titanic and spike with PCP
7 August 2017 : WUBBA-LUBBA-DUB-DUB!
7 August 2017 : Wow, what a weird movie. Yikes
6 August 2017 : Welcome back!
6 August 2017 : This whole thing is super what the fuckery
5 August 2017 : My new favorite
5 August 2017 : pic.twitter.com/UZlIdnq9A9
4 August 2017 : A work of art (thread) https://twitter.com/2tonbug/status/893483435582468096
4 August 2017 : You're a fucking treasure, Seanbaby
3 August 2017 : pic.twitter.com/Vf7zjQDV55
3 August 2017 : I hate that I love this
3 August 2017 : thank god for lawyers
1 August 2017 : Is it bad i want to fck the "emo girl" from the new "old-school" KFC commercial
30 July 2017 : #Shippuden stop making me care about this show again with your awesome fight scenes
29 July 2017 : these are also very good
28 July 2017 : Amazing https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/890751932779839488
26 July 2017 : Oh no, I remember that article, nothing will make me leave, the world must know of this abomination
26 July 2017 : pic.twitter.com/BgtbuD42i7
23 July 2017 : Poetry
18 July 2017 : https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/the-big-idea/2017/7/17/15973478/bosses-dictators-workplace-rights-free-markets-unions
17 July 2017 : I would watch the shit out of that
16 July 2017 : #TokyoGhoul is my kind of cheesy
16 July 2017 : Apparently shots of alcohol make you shudder because it's your body reacting to poison. I'm not saying it's true but I'm saying I believe it
14 July 2017 : @PresidentShow never get tired of seeing this show! One of the best!
12 July 2017 : My dad's trying to assemble his new vacuum cleaner at 11 at night and so far it's been... challenging
10 July 2017 : Robo-Communism, greeeaaaaattt
8 July 2017 : I AM NOT OKAY
7 July 2017 : Amen my dude
6 July 2017 : They are the best at fucking themselves over
30 June 2017 : Don't worry, my dude, it'll be well worth the wait
23 June 2017 : We're all going to hell
23 June 2017 : Kiiiiiillllll hiiiimmmm
23 June 2017 : Arizona.
22 June 2017 : What a fucking clown
21 June 2017 : This, this I love
21 June 2017 : NOOOOOOOOOOO
20 June 2017 : Wait, am I not supposed to love This? Cuz I love this.
19 June 2017 : Hooooly shit
18 June 2017 : Ayyyy
18 June 2017 : Do eeeeeet
16 June 2017 : I once cried over a sandwich
13 June 2017 : Awh shit
10 June 2017 : A bit overpowered, isn't it? Haha!
10 June 2017 : "I have a plan for these types of situations! Run away!"
9 June 2017 : Forreal goddamn
8 June 2017 : It's the sin that really ties it all together
7 June 2017 : Like, a month? That's before the "cracks" start showing. Best of luck to your friend, sincerely.
6 June 2017 : That's... that's harsh, man.
6 June 2017 : I read the last post as "is with hope" and to me that sounds more right.
5 June 2017 : Wait, *choose*?
31 May 2017 : This sounds either glorious or ignominious, and either way sounds accurate
31 May 2017 : Covfefe's: The Friendly Place
31 May 2017 : And now it's history! Oh God!
31 May 2017 : I give it exactly one hour from now.
31 May 2017 : 46 minutes and my timeline is full covfefe. It's a weird time to be alive.
31 May 2017 : My phone's asking if I want to translate from Norwegian. Oh man
31 May 2017 : Cove-fay-fay
31 May 2017 : The numbers just keep climbing! Hahaha omg
31 May 2017 : YOOOO
29 May 2017 : You're shitting me
26 May 2017 : I'm King of Bull Shit
25 May 2017 : Ahoy pic.twitter.com/4d2y96rdch
24 May 2017 : pic.twitter.com/0aptRuwd71
16 May 2017 : Jesus Taylor thanks now I can't sleep.
14 May 2017 : Why do people not wear shoes when they go out?
14 May 2017 : Snapchat is terrible for drawing, but great for birthdays! Happy birthday! pic.twitter.com/7gyC6XoNw0
12 May 2017 : Thank you, Sir, honored to be here.
10 May 2017 : Ah, yes, but here the dealer gives you junk, and in return steals your money. A perfect system
10 May 2017 : Are you telling me you don't buy your cars from goats? Have I been doing it wrong this whole time?!
10 May 2017 : Regardless no. Their eyes creep me out and they seem ... unpleasant
10 May 2017 : Oh man. That's pretty bad
9 May 2017 : Then godspeed, sir, godspeed
9 May 2017 : I don't know if this is a good kdea, but I know we must try
5 May 2017 : 🔥🔥🔥
12 April 2017 : Holy shit, that was terrifying. Well done!
11 April 2017 : Drinking. #BarLouieTV #Beavercreek pic.twitter.com/drLRJ9HNgV
4 April 2017 : YAAAAAAY
30 March 2017 : @MintMilana congrats on the win!!
9 March 2017 : FUCK
6 March 2017 : Dayton's gonna fix its streets? Now I know the apocalypse is coming pic.twitter.com/McJUCZdZzl
1 March 2017 : they all must use the same FL sample
28 February 2017 : I thought it was funny!
28 February 2017 : .... *pound* cake? Ehh? Ehhhh?
28 February 2017 : Guys @brendanmcginley started following me I'm so happy
27 February 2017 : Neverwhere, also by Neil Gaiman
23 February 2017 : That's pretty damn majestic.
20 February 2017 : really? Not a "sleep" guy?
19 February 2017 : Yay!
16 February 2017 : #OneWordOffBooks @midnight Once Upon a Tweet
16 February 2017 : #PointsWheaton @midnight https://cards.twitter.com/cards/e6pkc/3cppx
15 February 2017 : #MyLoveLifeIn5Words I Found This Cantaloupe, And....
15 February 2017 : @midnight if you're serious about this "feud", burn down a @Cheesecake store tonight
15 February 2017 : #MyLoveLifeIn5Words TOMORROW will be better, right?
14 February 2017 : Hey @Cheesecake , I just burned my genitals on your loaded baked potatotots. How about an RT?
14 February 2017 : #PointsMilana
9 February 2017 : I feel like that would work out, he looked pretty cool/scary
6 February 2017 : This is weird: I can't report this Scientology ad. Anyone else having this problem? pic.twitter.com/Nx9hRjf52L
6 February 2017 : this sounds awesome.
5 February 2017 : Go Falcons! #SuperBowl pic.twitter.com/5w2r3qeuJc
29 January 2017 : The only time I ever want Chick-fil-A is on a Sunday
29 January 2017 : #TabascoLandrover
24 January 2017 : @JFSargent Happy birthday!
18 January 2017 : this is amazing!
18 January 2017 : #PointsMe
12 January 2017 : #RuinAToy Play-Doh Dildo
12 January 2017 : holy shit dude.
10 January 2017 : Damn #Clemson
8 January 2017 : hlep Imm durbk
4 January 2017 : TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD. ONE LED DEEPER INTO THE FOREST. I NEVER FOUND OUT WHERE THE OTHER WENT
4 January 2017 : @Wendys y'all pretty cool. Good to see. Hope this continues!
23 December 2016 : holy shit you're right. I never noticed
23 December 2016 : we love you man, you have to love yourself too.
19 December 2016 : Do you think jesus wears ugly Christmas sweaters
18 December 2016 : If you aren't listening to @knockedloose then what the f are you doing
17 December 2016 : Ohio: the only state where the weather smokes crack
4 December 2016 : @cattledecap when's the new album due? I'm dying of waiting
3 December 2016 : @Brockway_LLC is it acceptable to catcall attractive cars? pic.twitter.com/L3NHdFO20C
1 December 2016 : extremely well written. (NO surprise, you're a writer, lol) loom forward to hearing more from you!
29 November 2016 : SSXXX3 #OneWordOffVideoGames
26 November 2016 : That team all salty #MICHvsOSU
26 November 2016 : To all those complaining: remember when you told us to sucks up the L against Penn? Sucks, doesn't it? #MICHvsOSU
19 November 2016 : @ReesesPBCups why don't you make Reese's turkeys for thanksgiving?
17 November 2016 : @Auth0ridomini Mark it a zero.
13 November 2016 : are bears catholic?
13 November 2016 : #TheNotorious
13 November 2016 : surprise!
13 November 2016 : Make Gas Station Hotdogs Edible Again
13 November 2016 : are you drunk tweeting again?
9 November 2016 : #2016ElectionIn3Words This is bad
9 November 2016 : whiskey shrooms and pcp
9 November 2016 : The Horse of War rides tonight. Prepare yourselves.
9 November 2016 : Well everyone, the world may be ending. Smoke em if you've got em.
23 October 2016 : Look at it this way: the Cavs were down one, and they used it to get better. This'll be the motivation we need to do better. #OSUvsPSU
23 October 2016 : Also: funny how everyone is suddenly hating on the bucks. Seems like they jumped on the hater bandwagon eh? #OSUvsPSU
22 October 2016 : Spreading for laughs https://twitter.com/RobertLjungren/status/789901626320576512
8 October 2016 : #MalikHooker !!!! For the win!
27 September 2016 : Lester Holt is either the bravest man I've ever seen or the dumbest but I can't decide which
21 September 2016 : We Got All the Drugs #FloridaIn5Words
18 September 2016 : People saying they won't be able to hear the OH IO chant in the Norman stadium. I can hear it and I'm listening to the radio #BuckeyeNation
17 September 2016 : #GoBucks #HeismanHouse https://cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53xrm3d/28axm
9 September 2016 : 9/11!!!!!!!!
8 September 2016 : Stranger Fillings #PieSciFi @midnight
4 September 2016 : I cannot say enough good things about #OnePunchMan
3 September 2016 : #BTNStandout Hooker for Ohio State!
21 August 2016 : Thank God for #ConorMcGregor
16 August 2016 : Pickles!
7 August 2016 : Freaking amazing — I'm #LouiseBelcher ! Which Belcher sister are you? #BobsBurgers https://cards.twitter.com/cards/2d9v9n/21mdj
7 August 2016 : #Toonami time y'all
4 June 2016 : The smell of a light summer rain is one of the best smells in the world
17 April 2016 : Thank God https://twitter.com/BobBurgersFOX/status/721738960016449537
31 March 2016 : The fucking truth https://twitter.com/SatanTweeting/status/715297313246298113
11 March 2016 : Hey @MonsterEnergy that new Salted Caramel flavour is amazing
6 March 2016 : Next time, Conor.
1 December 2015 : @onlyastoner stay vigilant, bro #surroundedbyspies
27 November 2015 : Better safe than sorry, amirite #surroundedbyspies @onlyastoner
19 May 2015 : @BettsConnor : I'm waaay up, i feel #blessed HAIL SATAN LMAO #HailSatan @SatanTweeting
9 April 2015 : If Heaven has lines i'm going #SealTeam420
26 March 2015 : @daniel17675 at least you're man enough to admit that lol
26 March 2015 : @daniel17675 you are ready young one lol
26 March 2015 : @adultswim you should totally make early's VPILF hat a real thing
3 March 2015 : @SatanTweeting it gets shit done
27 January 2015 : New ink! pic.twitter.com/rWsXR2NPih
26 January 2015 : Getting more ink. Been too fuckin long
13 January 2015 : S/o to Mariota for honestly being a damn good QB forreal
13 January 2015 : Holy shit OSU won. Literally can't believe it, how long's it been? TOO LONG TOO STRONG
13 January 2015 : Bucks not Ducks
2 January 2015 : @SatanTweeting #2015TheYearOfSin Tempt them, turn them, trap them.
24 December 2014 : World leader's golf clubs secretly run the world and/or get as fucked up as possible. Worst part is it appears to be working
4 December 2014 : I wish shamans were still a thing
2 December 2014 : @midnight #XMasListIn3Words all the drugs
28 November 2014 : Ghetto thanksgiving at McD's is the best @Chaz_Eagle @willelfakir
12 November 2014 : Stoner food of the day: peanut butter + honey + hot sauce
2 November 2014 : G's up hoes down
1 November 2014 : Of course it's snowing
20 October 2014 : Praise the Lord I'm employed again #HailSatan
15 October 2014 : Hail Satan Eternal @SatanTweeting #HailSatan pic.twitter.com/KwwmJjFpDv
10 October 2014 : I always strive to better myself and further the cause.
6 October 2014 : Good boy, Mr. Pickles! #MrPickles #HailSatan
29 August 2014 : @therealjuicyj is my idol and inspiration
22 August 2014 : Jackass 3.5: still hilarious. #RudeCrudePartiallyNude
11 August 2014 : Protest @Discovery and their fake shark bullshit. #timetoriot
5 August 2014 : @willelfakir Proof: pic.twitter.com/2jBWUqAys0
5 August 2014 : @willelfakir orders at McD's, and it somehow comes up to $6.66. #HailSatan
30 July 2014 : I only have $5. Ice cream truck, or smokes? #thestruggle pic.twitter.com/HdN2V4PZd7
28 July 2014 : If you ain't talkin' money I don't wanna talk
17 July 2014 : I'm just now waking up? What the fuck?
16 July 2014 : Watchin Cops. Pig goes "I hope that's an airsoft gun..." Lol whatchu think?
16 July 2014 : @PureDeathcoreTV Hell yeah, haha. Hail Satan!
16 July 2014 : @PureDeathcoreTV Differing views on Satan, but all that follow the path are blessed. Strength with you, brother. \m/
16 July 2014 : Strike fear into the hearts of the children of God; show them the Hell that awaits below. #HailSatan
16 July 2014 : Tryna put my wings on
15 July 2014 : "Space Pirate" officially nominated for Quote of the Year
15 July 2014 : "I wanna be a space pirate." @willelfakir
14 July 2014 : This is gonna be one Hell of a storm. @Mr_Ethan_K
11 July 2014 : We gonna have a damn solid night
10 July 2014 : Buying gas with two bucks in change? Broke nigga shit
5 July 2014 : Every day is one big blur
30 June 2014 : Gotta fake it 'till you make it, right? @JusticeSallee
8 June 2014 : Let's get medicated! @Chaz_Eagle @Mr_Ethan_K
30 April 2014 : We do this alla time & you fuck niggas still tryin @Mr_Ethan_K
22 March 2014 : Fuck nigga, you mad, I don't give a fuck, sue me
18 March 2014 : Rick and Morty is my shit
6 January 2014 : Adderall got me schemin' for the impossible: "What if, say, a squad of Nazi's invaded my house?"
3 January 2014 : Day Two of the Adderall Adventures. Things that shouldn't be moving...are.
2 January 2014 : Hooray for adderall, all day erryday
25 December 2013 : Off to Midnight Mass. At least the songs are good. #athiestsonchristmas
24 December 2013 : Hipster pic of the day. pic.twitter.com/X0WNuWrlXN
23 December 2013 : Always comes to this total. Guess I'm Satan now. pic.twitter.com/h5XqzxN7iW