15 April 2021 : Mom says if we don’t use the toys we have now, we can’t get new ones next year.
15 April 2021 : You should’ve seen their response to secret Santa! 😂
14 April 2021 : I was driving thru Byrd Park and saw a white domestic goose hanging out with a bunch of Canada geese. Good for you, goose. Find your roots.
14 April 2021 : WAIT WAIT, do I know anyone who can sing? I’m working on lyrics, but can’t make them real. Do you wanna start a fire? Let’s send them all to hell. We won’t stop trying, And if they’re dying, Then that works just as well.
14 April 2021 : I avoid being curious about if or anything that sack of cat shit thinks- it’ll pollute my brain.
14 April 2021 : 🎶Do you wanna light a fire🎶 https://twitter.com/it_aint_pretty_/status/1382231471453245441 pic.twitter.com/kylOSRnsp7
12 April 2021 : That squirrel may have to become my next tattoo.
12 April 2021 : This is why I’m the medic and you’re the reporter.
12 April 2021 : Know what it *really* needs? Some dead stuff. For, you know, ambiance.
12 April 2021 : For not eating 2 I hope.
12 April 2021 : (I figured if I’ve done ok with pepper spray and tear gas, a little icing should be fine, but the lemon extract does sting a bit.)
12 April 2021 : Because we are adults, the husband and I had a small food fight. Does anyone know if cake in your eye is long-term damaging?
11 April 2021 : I need to publicly thank @cchellez and her roomie for being awesome cat moms for the Void. If I had feelings, I may be a little verklempt about how happy the kitten seems to be with them. (But I don’t, so...)
11 April 2021 : Baby birbs!! pic.twitter.com/bTUcLhN8WQ
11 April 2021 : Nope. We all suck. Just accept it and feed your rage furnace.
10 April 2021 : See calendar: “orgy 4/22 @ 2pm, bring sunscreen.”
10 April 2021 : Do you miss Tommy that much already? That’s a big no here.
10 April 2021 : It’s official. I strongly dislike my next door neighbor. All the antifa garden parties need to be in my backyard from now on, just to make them uncomfortable.
9 April 2021 : You can do work here while I garden and clean. Trust me, I’ve got more than enough choring to keep me out of your hair. 😂
9 April 2021 : Bring the sundress and champagne and come on!
9 April 2021 : Guess who just bought 1000 rounds of 9mm ammunition! (Me- I did.)
9 April 2021 : Samesies though.
9 April 2021 : Lies and slander! She’s the pinnacle of grace!
8 April 2021 : I smacked my hand on a doorframe flapping about just a little bit ago. Clumsiness and excitement should not be allowed to coexist.
4 April 2021 : I know I should be paying attention to donations or whatever, but there are SO MANY DOGS. I love them all.
4 April 2021 : @rvacoi is doing a hygiene donation drive right now at the Landing at Fountain Lake in Byrd Park! Bring stuff! @JLJLovesRVA @GoadGatsby @BreRVA
4 April 2021 : Cool cool cool. It’s about time for me to cry myself to sleep anyway. 😂...😭
4 April 2021 : This is not the type of Canada goose I usually imagine, but I guess they’re all dicks? https://twitter.com/royalhoeliness/status/1378386859416424450
4 April 2021 : ME!
4 April 2021 : @cchellez help!
4 April 2021 : Oh god no, not like that!
4 April 2021 : https://twitter.com/ritualizedrites/status/1378507622840725504 pic.twitter.com/QcWjArNgkI
4 April 2021 : Ha! Sure.
4 April 2021 : Every time I get to see my not-kids, I am so proud of who they’ve become. I don’t need offspring bc I’m not sure I could do better.
3 April 2021 : Tbf, it’s not any dumber than this. pic.twitter.com/rmdodKuq4q
2 April 2021 : Bye, Billy!! pic.twitter.com/qyBNxEgszP
1 April 2021 : I can tell my plague vaccine is working bc I feel like I’m slowly, inefficiently dying. In other news, I ordered a bunch of ammunition this morning, so that’s nice.
31 March 2021 : @rvacoi is doing a hygiene pop up soon and could use them. Although you may be across the country now that I think about it...
31 March 2021 : She grows on you... like a fungus.
29 March 2021 : Welcome to your new life with a living alarm clock.
29 March 2021 : Love her pic.twitter.com/yjbB1Hwz8N
29 March 2021 : The Void is having her first night with @cchellez and I’m only crying a little. Fostering fur babies is not always easy.
27 March 2021 : I sat down on the floor to play with the kitten 4 hours ago. I just woke up, rolled in a toss rug like a burrito. I will now be eating ice cream for dinner. I love Fridays.
26 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/PLX9USWotH
26 March 2021 : I don’t know that I qualify here, and I’ve got chores to do all day, but you can imagine me yelling at you like a sarcastic drill sergeant if that helps.
26 March 2021 : We have discovered birds. pic.twitter.com/UOafpclUq7
26 March 2021 : https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2021/01/25/among-the-insurrectionists
26 March 2021 : Friend found it in the New Yorker.
25 March 2021 : I just stumbled across this- do you remember the source?
24 March 2021 : Welcome to the fall of society I guess?
23 March 2021 : I’ve avoided that recently bc imma have a stroke if I’m not careful.
23 March 2021 : Oh, no- I was being sarcastic. Yeah, everything is fucked.
23 March 2021 : Tbf, we can grow tobacco here. Coca needs warmer weather I think. 😂
22 March 2021 : I expected a few swipes at the shiny objects, but she straight nommed on one of my rings. She’s like a tiny dragon who wants to hoard treasure.
22 March 2021 : As a non cat owner, I have to ask; does anyone else have experience with a kitten trying to eat your jewelry? Like, while you’re wearing it?
22 March 2021 : Goddamn that warms my cold dead heart. https://twitter.com/_aif1/status/1373750650438348800
21 March 2021 : HAHAHAHA! Pig tries to shoot cow, accidentally shoots another pig. https://twitter.com/pdeleanews/status/1373629070597103617
21 March 2021 : @enbyMachine this gives me an idea about other naval vessels. (Which makes me think of a wee sailboat floating in a belly button, but that’s bc I’m not medicated yet.)
21 March 2021 : The Void is trying to eat my soul, but has decided to start with my foot while I’m distracted by reading. pic.twitter.com/hD6BDPTTch
20 March 2021 : Bringer of Death, Jr. (Weirdo.) pic.twitter.com/cOqT3iajGC
19 March 2021 : Tell them I appreciate them passing the message. Don’t make me take your phone away.
19 March 2021 : Send them some of your furry art and fanfic. (Oh god, I’m kidding, don’t do that.)
19 March 2021 : Important daily news: the black dog and the kitten are competing over the coveted Feather on a String. Unclear who will prevail. No pics, as they both just appear as black blobs.
18 March 2021 : That’s unsettling and I don’t like it.
18 March 2021 : Why is there a chain connecting the left arm? Physics says those implements on the hand won’t do any good with that.
18 March 2021 : Nope. Don’t trust you. It’s too close to the police HQ.
18 March 2021 : Weird ask- does anyone have any mannequins I could borrow? Nothing nefarious, I promise. Need em for work.
18 March 2021 : I don’t know how I feel about this. Part of me says flattered. https://twitter.com/poetastrologers/status/1372408576581513217
18 March 2021 : It’s ok. I occasionally think that this monster may have chosen me, but then I remember it’s just bc I feed her. 😂
18 March 2021 : No worries! She’s got at least 2 options for homes. Maybe we can find you an older cuddly murder floof!
18 March 2021 : Well shit. The lyrics are... problematic... In some songs.
18 March 2021 : And, of course, drinking wine. Don’t you dare reply.
18 March 2021 : I have reached the pinnacle of white suburban housewife-ness while listening to The Chronic 2000 and staining a “reclaimed” table. Next stop, subway tile.
17 March 2021 : I’m not sure if you’re kidding about the math there, but opening this app and seeing this tweet (completely out of context) spoke to my soul.
17 March 2021 : Ok. She’s stolen my jewelry. This has gone too far. And why does she want to eat toxic plants?!
17 March 2021 : AND! My clothes are more fun than toys? Especially if I’m wearing them or they’re expensive? I was not aware of what I was agreeing to when I said I’d “foster”.
17 March 2021 : Also, why didn’t anyone tell me that cats can get on top of/below/into every horizontal surface in my house? Bookshelves, sinks, vanities, trash cans, drawers, cabinets.... jfc.
17 March 2021 : A while back, husband said I shouldn’t get pet rats bc they’d be too much trouble. Now there is a very small panther living in my house, tormenting the white dog, and pouncing on sleeping faces. I bet he regrets the rat decision now.
15 March 2021 : And I’m not saying that just bc I’ve become dangerously attached.
15 March 2021 : Also, your plants are probably all toxic.
15 March 2021 : NO! Bella needs you!
15 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/uzfItd4l5i
15 March 2021 : Does this count as “a woman who can do both”?
15 March 2021 : And for anyone wondering what my level of extra is today, it is this. pic.twitter.com/7WCdw7KpMh
15 March 2021 : And for the record, @enbyMachine is only allowed to use one sander at a time. But they’re killing it.
14 March 2021 : No fuckin idea what you’re talking about.
14 March 2021 : I didn’t ask to be anyone’s role model.
14 March 2021 : My favorite!
14 March 2021 : Can “double fisting” apply to sanders? pic.twitter.com/BR9itSi3eV
14 March 2021 : I never expected the white dog to be this tolerant of anything except me. pic.twitter.com/JSCWMJI38p
14 March 2021 : Don’t stress it. Imma figure out what I’m doing, and you chat with him in the meantime. Even if I keep her, I’m sure we can find you a cuddly black cat.
14 March 2021 : Well, I’ll keep you in mind for her. I haven’t decided yet, but we’re trying to get her litter mates trapped, too.
14 March 2021 : Full disclosure, this pic gives a good idea of her “awake” personality. She stole and is currently murdering my underwear. pic.twitter.com/qZ6L5pbZih
14 March 2021 : She is pretty darn adorable. I’m going back and forth about keeping her for real, but we were talking about having you take her. I haven’t forgotten you want a cuddly murder floof.
14 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/pRMoOXjTtL
14 March 2021 : He is *so* bad at being sneaky.
14 March 2021 : How does she go from this to “murder everything” in 10 seconds?! (And why do I still have a kitten?!) pic.twitter.com/25eF6zVIbV
12 March 2021 : This is how you eat sourdough when ⁦ @cchellez ⁩ makes it 😂 pic.twitter.com/LdzkMUOHfq
12 March 2021 : Sign up early, though- reservations are limited.
11 March 2021 : Fwiw, the quantity of air needed to cause an embolus big enough to kill someone is *way* bigger than what a tiny vaccine syringe can contain. But still not cool at all.
10 March 2021 : Sigh. pic.twitter.com/vAjU0pVPg8
10 March 2021 : This is why I can’t have nice things, I guess. Don’t worry, Fry was prevented from actually eating my towel. pic.twitter.com/3qOdOyBFR8
10 March 2021 : Are you a Polish nan?
10 March 2021 : Here is a mlem. I’ll work on getting something better without identifying myself 😂 pic.twitter.com/kLxUst9RPo
10 March 2021 : She’s got roundworms, but we have meds for that now 😊
10 March 2021 : 10ish weeks. Belly is round and soft. She went to the vet today. I imagine it’s maybe just the new food?
10 March 2021 : It’s just the farts- she’s had 2 baths since she’s been hanging out here.
10 March 2021 : Are kitten farts supposed to smell like death?
9 March 2021 : They’re both angels.
9 March 2021 : NOM NOM NOM
8 March 2021 : A little feral. Maybe he’s just not a morning person.
8 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/AJJYSNftIs
8 March 2021 : He may be a touch feral. Although he cuddled next to me last night, so maybe not? Hard to tell how much of it was terror of weird people/place/smells and how much is just him thinking he’s a wee lion.
8 March 2021 : In case I need a back up plan, does anyone know of a responsible person who may be interested in fostering a kitten?
8 March 2021 : They were in the river bc they’re silly. I have a kitten bc I’m silly. I believe the plan is that he goes to the vet this morning and we may have a foster lined up. In the meantime, I’m double fisting meds. 😊
8 March 2021 : So I didn’t let @enbyMachine drown today, but now I have a very angry kitten in a pouch. Two lives feel like too many.
5 March 2021 : @BreRVA @JLJLovesRVA @GoadGatsby if y’all wanna retweet for reach, that’d be neat https://twitter.com/rvacoi/status/1367941291355602954
4 March 2021 : That IS a good rock!
3 March 2021 : I would ABSOLUTELY cuddle Uncle Jesse, and I refuse to trust any millennial that says they wouldn’t.
3 March 2021 : If only there was something he could do with all that tension...
2 March 2021 : “Secret Santa 2.0”
2 March 2021 : Let’s add grout cleaner to cats as the things that actively try to murder me.
1 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/ph6yIGC1gv
28 February 2021 : I talked to him, and The Lord wants you to do at least 3 crimes today.
28 February 2021 : pic.twitter.com/SPKDpcUBxB
28 February 2021 : I think Doctor may be acting out bc he never gets to have adventures with Noodle’s new chauffeur.
28 February 2021 : So no impaction? That’s a start. Lmk if I can help?
27 February 2021 : Aww, poor thing. It’d be too bad if anyone wanted to email Marie O’Kleasky photography to find out how they’re doing after what’s-his-name got fired, and ask after little Seth.
27 February 2021 : Weird. O’Kleasky sounds like a familiar name too. pic.twitter.com/NAh0A6noHR
27 February 2021 : Don’t quote me, but I think you’re supposed to saturate the soil once in a while to wash out built up stuff?
26 February 2021 : I have enough Noodle hair on me to make a mini version. A noodle-ita, perhaps. @Punchacopper , I will be thrilled to be named god mother.
26 February 2021 : Noodle is about to get *so many* treats.
26 February 2021 : Well now I’m stuck with that mental picture... one of mine “helps” with gardening, but it usually involves her digging holes instead of weeding. Keep me posted re your giant beast. 💕
26 February 2021 : So how’s your nap going? That should be interesting dream fodder. 😂
26 February 2021 : I feel like that *may* make it better? Esp if they’re bedazzled.
26 February 2021 : Well, that’s an infection risk, and also, no.
26 February 2021 : You’ll sit crooked for a week, and why would you do that to whoever is administering it? Trust me, healthcare workers have to see more than enough of people’s bits. (Or at least write something funny on one cheek to give em a laugh.)
26 February 2021 : I am happy to be Noodle’s taxi at any time. If it was a nicer day, I’d open the sunroof and let her poke her snoot out.
26 February 2021 : Yep. Wanna message me?
24 February 2021 : Dammit, that still reads wrong. How about “the city sucks and doesn’t care about people.”
24 February 2021 : (Obviously in addition to how completely messed up the city’s actions are- but to know people are trying to provide mutual aid and just have to start over...)
24 February 2021 : @rvacoi has also been out there providing blankets, tarps, clothes, etc.; I hate to think how much donated $ and goods have gone to waste. 😡
24 February 2021 : @andreasrva this is not fixing the problem. Maybe help people instead of kissing Stoney’s ass? https://twitter.com/brerva/status/1364656392238415876
23 February 2021 : https://jamesriverpark.org/salamanders-migrating/
23 February 2021 : Alternative answer: “your doom.”
23 February 2021 : You’re not even the first to ask that today
23 February 2021 : That’s what you get for giving out your number.
23 February 2021 : Oh god I hope not
23 February 2021 : “Surprise! I have genitals and you’re on fire!”
23 February 2021 : So who wants to have a gender reveal party at Grace and Jefferson? https://twitter.com/nbc6/status/1363926852168015876
21 February 2021 : Nope- pinch, not punch
21 February 2021 : 1. There’s also a food pantry at the NE corner of Monument and Chantilly. 2. Can I punch people with the grabbers?
20 February 2021 : I feel like that would be an excellent short horror story premise, depending on who/what is there when you wake up.
20 February 2021 : Sometimes you just gotta grab whatever shreds of sanity you can, and hold on tight. Glad I know people that help with that tug of war.
17 February 2021 : You want letters? “RIP”?
16 February 2021 : I wore the sexy shoes for a work thing today, in spite of the stupid ankle. Good news- limping means the husband makes dinner. 😂
16 February 2021 : So in addition to hurting myself lifting heavy things, jumping fences, and using tools, I have now superglued my face. I’m not sure why I’m allowed to be an adult, and I won’t be taking questions.
16 February 2021 : He has his moments
16 February 2021 : By scary, I’m sure you mean *amazing*.
16 February 2021 : Are you kidding? He’s been trying for months. The husband is resistant.
16 February 2021 : SSSSSSHHH!
16 February 2021 : Wait, mine or yours? I feel like this should’ve been a conversation if you mean the former.
16 February 2021 : If it helps, it took me like 15 years to convince mine that it was a good idea to marry my dumb ass. (Spoiler- it was... probably.)
16 February 2021 : Pick me! Pick me! Morals are just made up anyway!
15 February 2021 : Nah. The recovery from that isn’t any fun. Just skip it. I’m sure we know some folks that can provide squishes and hugs in the meantime.
15 February 2021 : I mean, it was unexpected... and the hand is still attached, so it could be worse. Heart stabbings suck, but they’ll heal too.
15 February 2021 : I’ve been avoiding real life this weekend, but per my promise to ruin my own Valentine’s Day, I wanted to let @AlexOxford3 know I managed to stab myself in the hand. You’re welcome 😂
13 February 2021 : Ha! Imma ruin my own day, so take that!
12 February 2021 : OH MY GOSH. I also want me to boop his nose!
12 February 2021 : Ooh, which one now? And did they list their home address? Just curious.
12 February 2021 : pic.twitter.com/kcTgPE4LRK
12 February 2021 : I think there’s something wrong with your Q-tip, but I also want to cuddle it
11 February 2021 : I have a bad southern accent. My father in law said I speak more quickly than anyone he’s ever met. It may just make it less intelligible instead of slowing it down. 😂
11 February 2021 : I still haven’t found my mouth guard, but I’ve moved on to another favorite game as I’ve noticed an itchy rash on my neck: “What Food Am I Allergic to Now?”
10 February 2021 : What can I say; I like to live life on the edge.
10 February 2021 : I love the game of “did I put my mouth guard somewhere weird or did my dogs steal it off my nightstand.”
10 February 2021 : Can I have both please?
10 February 2021 : Dammit, Alex, I told you to remind me!
9 February 2021 : I just assumed it’s because I’m slowly becoming a trash panda.
9 February 2021 : That’s fair, but I’m at a point where I still flinch when I see black and yellow, so I have to find humor where I can. The comments @cchellez and I made above are my version of coping, but perhaps it was unfair for me to do that on your post.
9 February 2021 : Sorry that my comment upset you... it’s kinda just a running joke for some of us.
8 February 2021 : Oh yeah, nah. Imma burn those fuckers. I’ll buy you any other color in return though.
8 February 2021 : Too late. I’m heading over to rummage thru their dresser after work. 😂
7 February 2021 : Look up the bebbies. They’re tiny and precious.
7 February 2021 : Pepper spray her. I think that encourages mask wearing.
6 February 2021 : Does anyone have recommendations for who I should hire to replace my fence? Or a plumber or contractor?
6 February 2021 : Attached, but I haven’t decided for how much longer if it keeps acting up.
6 February 2021 : ...hope the foot is ok then?
6 February 2021 : I’m currently trying to argue with my dogs that we can’t get out of the car during distribution because my leg is dumb. They’re not convinced.
6 February 2021 : Makes “hot” a whole different thing.
6 February 2021 : I mean... pic.twitter.com/NzdKhRmxcS
6 February 2021 : I would die for her. Cuddle puddle remotely!
5 February 2021 : Is that the same guy that lives on Boulevard in a 1st floor place from a few weeks back?
3 February 2021 : They’ll never find me. I’m like a ninja.
3 February 2021 : Only bc of appropriate opsec! (I’m giving myself a metaphorical cookie.)
3 February 2021 : Sent you a little bit to help out. 💕
3 February 2021 : Bold of him to assume that they’re all unlicensed, too...
3 February 2021 : I seem to be having an allergic reaction to someone... or their cats... in my recent proximity. Thanks, immune system and @enbyMachine
2 February 2021 : “Do not sleep in your car while black” sounds like the cautionary tale 🙄
2 February 2021 : Like abusers coming to holidays? asking for a friend... https://twitter.com/sionapeterous/status/1356735768203587585
2 February 2021 : I’m not a cat person, but @enbyMachine can verify that I have learned that growling and purring are different sounds. I would not fuck with your murder pet.
2 February 2021 : Now I’m imagining ghost raccoons. They’d be so much trouble.
31 January 2021 : I’d be willing to use a flamethrower on it...
31 January 2021 : You’re a nice person. I’m not shoveling a sidewalk that the city doesn’t care enough to make level on a road that isn’t clear. (Also, my neighborhood isn’t particularly walkable, so I’m not worried about people getting hurt.)
31 January 2021 : I know I’m taking a Twitter vacation, so pretend I’m not here, but hard no on this. Don’t wait. Get it checked. (Speaking as someone with medical and personal experience.)
31 January 2021 : I think I need to take a break from Twitter and real life for a day or two. Have fun, y’all.
30 January 2021 : In response to ⁦ @TheDemocrats ⁩ reassurance for $1400... that’s 2 guillotines plus dinner and drinks. pic.twitter.com/dpheyd5yeE
30 January 2021 : We see the Dr Kitchen at Stratford hills animal hospital. Not sure on payment plans though.
30 January 2021 : Also, am I allowed to say that I would be totally ok with an actual truck hitting you? Bc i would.
29 January 2021 : Sooooo since it’s real, maybe keep your pigs from spreading it? Or at least, from spreading it outside of their cars?
29 January 2021 : Tbh, in covid times, 68k feels low.
29 January 2021 : Last I heard, the folks at Homeward were offering people spots on a conference room floor. BUT, @rvacoi put 9 people in individual (covid safe) rooms for 1/17-19 to avoid possible violence around the 2A rally.
29 January 2021 : That is painful and I’m sorry. I have some I’m willing to donate to you if you’d like, but I insist on keeping 1/2 bc I love them too.
29 January 2021 : @ferociouskittie ?
29 January 2021 : It was earned. 😂
27 January 2021 : HAAAAHAHAHAHA https://twitter.com/byrobertor/status/1354450539568914434
27 January 2021 : I don’t “like” this, but there isn’t a “sharing covid cuddles” button.
27 January 2021 : Tbf, legit elote is life changing.
26 January 2021 : Thanks for the thought! (And you’re welcome to come out with us with your bike and cart, or on foot!)
26 January 2021 : Cart to pull stuff in while walking.
26 January 2021 : Does anyone have a wagon or cart that I could use for distribution with @rvacoi ?
26 January 2021 : Somebody deliberately ran over multiple people, and no name is released, never mind a mug shot. Protestors here with their charges dropped still can’t find jobs. Coooooool. https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/1353871259587776514
25 January 2021 : Do I know anyone who can fit a pallet or two in their car?
25 January 2021 : Again, am I sposed to guess which is which?
25 January 2021 : (I ask, knowing full well which one is me...)
25 January 2021 : Wait, am I sposed to guess which one is you?
25 January 2021 : I use it on burritos now.
24 January 2021 : My resolve to get revenge on the universe itself is often the only thing that keeps me going. Embrace the hate, Ani. 😂
24 January 2021 : We use baby shampoo and spit. Seriously.
24 January 2021 : I wish I was better at recognizing faces. I hope he slips in poo and hits his head. 😠
24 January 2021 : I’m not trying to interfere in anyone’s orgies or what not, I just don’t want to wind up drowning in my own secretions bc someone isn’t as nervous about bubbles as I am. Like, have at it and I just won’t hang out for 2 weeks. Nbd.
24 January 2021 : I mean, I know, it just didn’t click bc im being inundated with little dings while trying to be productive! Sigh.
24 January 2021 : Oh. Yeah, I missed that one.
24 January 2021 : I didn’t mean the podcast. I meant the sex.
24 January 2021 : And I appreciate the thought and effort.
24 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/TA1Xi9Oy7V
24 January 2021 : I’d rather not just yet, esp since I’m not convinced y’all could do much besides yell “medic” and wonder why I’m not getting up.
24 January 2021 : You can have zoom orgies for all I care, but respect the bubble please. I don’t wanna die yet.
24 January 2021 : Guys, no. The plague, remember?!
24 January 2021 : @enbyMachine left some over here the other day
24 January 2021 : Not if we show up at his first? (IM ONLY KIDDING TOMMY JFC)
24 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/HxiYrKaiMW
24 January 2021 : I’m happy to take the marshmallow if you need me to tho.
24 January 2021 : Anyone wanna borrow a cat for a bit? https://twitter.com/okrasocialist/status/1353386694033203202
24 January 2021 : Hard disagree. They’d just beat us all. Again.
24 January 2021 : Alas, cats try to murder me. I’ll ask around.
24 January 2021 : Well yeah, but if we do that, how do we get the cops to show up at the wrong place?
24 January 2021 : Retail therapy online is dangerous, but I got a neat housewarming present for someone.
24 January 2021 : Because we occupy all of it?
24 January 2021 : Same shit different day.
24 January 2021 : Yeah, nah- the plague, remember? Only fighting people in my bubble for now, and if I hear they’ve broken the bubble I’m def fighting them.
24 January 2021 : Always.
24 January 2021 : I like the idea of mutual aid about fighting. I’d like to do self defense courses but, you know, the plague. Leftist fight club? We know @AlexOxford3 and @enbyMachine are in. 😂
24 January 2021 : You can send me a list if you’d like. I’m happy to pick it up.
24 January 2021 : I feel like your sentence structure could be misinterpreted. Is it my brain fog, or are you so determined to take a break that you’re fighting mutual aid?
24 January 2021 : Sorry to hear that. I hope it’s cathartic at least. As a side note, I’m not offhand able to think of any cities that aren’t at least partly products of invasions and forced labor. Am I missing one?
24 January 2021 : It may be my new concussion (I shouldn’t be on my phone tbh), but as a native, this hurts my feeling. Yep. Just the one.
24 January 2021 : Huh. https://twitter.com/itsa_talia/status/1353152310113955842
23 January 2021 : Not knowing much about your health history, it sounds like a panic attack or migraine.
23 January 2021 : TIA? Weird migraine?
23 January 2021 : Not to be a Karen, but please call the facility and discuss that with her supervisor. People trust healthcare workers to keep them safe, and that behavior is completely unacceptable.
23 January 2021 : Or they have better opsec 😂
22 January 2021 : @cchellez better than borax
22 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/RsdSU694nf
22 January 2021 : For the record, I’m generally against cutting them down, but sometimes they gotta go.
22 January 2021 : Once again, a 10 minute job took 90 minutes, but @cchellez tree removal is complete. 😊
22 January 2021 : I don’t own rollerblades, or a hockey stick, and I only have one leg right now, but I’d be willing to maybe try it out if I ever get off crutches!
22 January 2021 : I was excited to find out some of my family history, until I realized where that x% Congolese came from. 😞
22 January 2021 : I may start crowdfunding for a second plate carrier. This is like a thunder shirt and I don’t want to take it off.
21 January 2021 : Thanks to those that sent motivation. However, instead of sorting mail, I now have a very sharp machete. 😂
21 January 2021 : *checks list* “sort mail and pay bills” Ok, right after I set fire to the wire grass in my yard.
21 January 2021 : We need hi-vis vests and traffic cones. Gonna go dig a hole at Levar’s house. pic.twitter.com/O8UXiPWeqN
21 January 2021 : Yer dumb. I’m doing all the stuff.
21 January 2021 : Um... me not being lazy should not impact your need for hydration. But I’m doing stuff. Maybe not the super boring stuff, but stuff.
21 January 2021 : Someone send me some motivation today. I have a bunch of boring shit to do around the house that I’ve been putting off forever.
21 January 2021 : Ffs. Keep it on the discord. Two days without mayhem and you all go to shit.
21 January 2021 : “It’s just a few bad apples”. Burn the motherfucking orchard down. https://twitter.com/jbenmenachem/status/1351897952969699329
20 January 2021 : You can make it if you bring me a steak.
20 January 2021 : I love you, so I’m not mad... I’m just disappointed.
20 January 2021 : Y’all liking this but not delivering...
20 January 2021 : I’m in the 3 days of my cycle where I crave red meat. Can anyone bring me a cow or something?
20 January 2021 : Give me some names and addresses and I can make sure a few more move away too. 😂
20 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/VxXa7zuYqW
20 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/sQNUxfCT3t
20 January 2021 : Nah. But I have other ideas.
20 January 2021 : It’s important to acknowledge when you’re wrong, so that healing can happen.
20 January 2021 : Ummm... if you see any of those pb cunts, you better lmk where. I have some things to address with them.
20 January 2021 : Asking the important questions here. I may have to reconsider your invitation to the waffle party.
20 January 2021 : Oh! I think he may be! I didn’t know his name.
20 January 2021 : You’re always so full of good ideas! I do happen to own a waffle maker. We could have a waffle party.
20 January 2021 : You’re always welcome to come sit in my yard or garage if you need time in a different place. There will be forced dog cuddles (they force it, not me).
20 January 2021 : Never too late.
20 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/1S9ay1MnCX
20 January 2021 : Maybe not, but every one I can think of is.
20 January 2021 : I went to pee and wash my hands before dinner, and made the mistake of opening Twitter. Now I’ll have to chew angrily.
20 January 2021 : Mine asked me what I’d do if he stood with the pigs. I told him I hoped it won’t come to that, but I’m a better shot than he is, and I’ve gotten beaten up more.
19 January 2021 : But did they have the yeet?
19 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/zaiDH4fq5H
19 January 2021 : I want to offer my sincere thanks to everyone (except fascists and pigs, obviously) that was out yesterday. We keep us safe, and I’m lucky to be a part of this community.
19 January 2021 : I’ve been called a lot of things, but tuna would be new.
19 January 2021 : Tbh, I’m pretty sure a few folks I know already claimed that title in DC on 12/12. Even got jumped in. We were gonna try to make them marxists, but they seem too dumb to get it.
18 January 2021 : So there’s a group of armed white guys near the Capitol right now. You gonna do anything about that, or....? 🙃
18 January 2021 : I love them both, and I’m going to remember that you have a pool next summer.
18 January 2021 : Or legos.
18 January 2021 : Ha. Ha. Ha. You just wait til you get old.
18 January 2021 : Goddammit, Alex. What if I tell you that you have to, and I’ll be very disappointed if you don’t?
18 January 2021 : Don’t test me. I’m trying not to overdo it, but I will come kick your butt myself if I need to. Or maybe just ground you.
18 January 2021 : You’re amazing, but if I hear about you going to shit like this alone in the future, I’ll have to have @AlexOxford3 slap you around.
18 January 2021 : You can snuggle me tomorrow too if you need a break. Or the other way around. Whatever.
17 January 2021 : Starting as soon as we’re done tonight, of course. 😁
17 January 2021 : If they’re wrapped, I bet they’d be fine. If they taste funny, don’t eat em, but otherwise go for it and just be prepared to poop yourself (worst case scenario).
17 January 2021 : Nothing defeats mutual aid like yourself, apparently.
16 January 2021 : I didn’t see a logo on it- how do you know?
16 January 2021 : Want me to just make him chase me a block so he’ll fall over and we can take his badge?
16 January 2021 : Stay safe!
16 January 2021 : Then you should not be on the 400 block of w Franklin.
16 January 2021 : If anyone would like to go out for distribution with @rvacoi tonight, let me know! We’re trying to get in touch with as many ppl as possible before next week.
16 January 2021 : Bummer. I was confused and hopeful. But can confirm that vodka is a human right.
16 January 2021 : Are you a vet or a vet tech? I may need to dm you.
16 January 2021 : I think that is def an essential business, but not sure what category. 😂
16 January 2021 : Folks should be aware of this, but I’m concerned that it didn’t ask about health conditions that would make me eligible... https://twitter.com/joefj/status/1350454965387616256
16 January 2021 : Me doing literally almost anything.
16 January 2021 : Oh my god bring me one! I hear I’m maternal anyway!
16 January 2021 : Be safe, and you can always shoot me a text if you need a ride!
15 January 2021 : Still no, but thanks for trying.
15 January 2021 : pic.twitter.com/kzFniSX7ql
15 January 2021 : Update- husband replied with “2 more years and you could be.” He may be going on an extended vacation soon.
15 January 2021 : Oof. Their.
15 January 2021 : I hate you.
15 January 2021 : @enbyMachine is helping me shop, and a clerk asked if I was there mom. Damn it.
15 January 2021 : Lmk if y’all need anything 💕
13 January 2021 : I was recently told by someone that knows a pig personally that they’re an “amazing person”. Guess I can cross that person off my birthday card list. 🙄
12 January 2021 : On day 3 of my forced rest, I think I’ll reorganize the garage.
12 January 2021 : Be careful, or someone will start denying that water boils.
12 January 2021 : And Herm seems like a nice dude from my interactions with him
11 January 2021 : Looks like I just threw a match onto that bridge. Let’s see if it burns. Sorry not sorry.
11 January 2021 : Just Goad’s head on Ariel’s body. 😂
11 January 2021 : @banannaise @cchellez anyone??
11 January 2021 : Well, I guess we’ll just have to figure it out IRL.
11 January 2021 : So, for reasons, I need someone to photoshop @GoadGatsby onto the little mermaid’s body. @DornerStan help me out here?
9 January 2021 : Saaaaaame. Well, I don’t cry. But whatever.
9 January 2021 : (So you’re coming by tonight, or....?)
9 January 2021 : Uh huh. Skeptical look.
9 January 2021 : Goddammit Alex.
9 January 2021 : And what’s your update on this? 🤨
9 January 2021 : Don’t tease me. We didn’t talk about my love of biting today. Also, cmon then.
9 January 2021 : Fine. I did the therapy thing. I have feelings I guess. I hope you’re all happy.
9 January 2021 : Do you know why?
9 January 2021 : Not us at least.
9 January 2021 : This does... things... to me.
9 January 2021 : I’m overwhelmed with guilt for posting a picture of my knee and implying it could be lascivious. I hope you all will forgive me.
9 January 2021 : If only that would work for me 😂
9 January 2021 : Hmph.
9 January 2021 : Aha! pic.twitter.com/SIcLGFAvrA
9 January 2021 : I may be able to make inside of bicep work. Or maybe the arch of my foot. 😂
9 January 2021 : This isn’t what I meant, but whatever works I guess. I’ve been trying to find any non identifiable angle to participate, but so far the only ones I’ve found are not going on the internet.
9 January 2021 : Oh my god! We were distracted by idiocy and forgot about thirst trap Thursday! @banannaise get on that!
8 January 2021 : Nah, he’s usually the one giggling while screaming the safe word. Just ask @AlexOxford3
6 January 2021 : Nope, apparently he’s left. Not sure where to.
6 January 2021 : I heard Mike D is at MDPC threatening to steal shit if anyone can get there.
6 January 2021 : Can’t be a pandemic if everyone is dead. pic.twitter.com/cXI3ndg6jN
6 January 2021 : Bonus points for using yellow flags and confusing them.
6 January 2021 : @rvacoi https://twitter.com/dfrsh757/status/1346683764806725633
6 January 2021 : It’s nearly white noise. Nearly.
5 January 2021 : Based on that accent, what the fuck is she doing on the streets of d-fuckin-c? My guess is she isn’t there to counterprotest.
5 January 2021 : But do the sheets have the eye holes precut?
5 January 2021 : That seems worse than being forcibly unemployed...
5 January 2021 : Also, does he have a job? Between his “rallies” and his failed political attempts, is he working somewhere?
5 January 2021 : (Oh no! Do I need to turn in my card now? Is that why I haven’t been invited to the meetings this month?!)
5 January 2021 : So according to mike, I need to work *more*? I feel like a full time job plus all the other shit I do should be enough...
3 January 2021 : I’m embarrassed at how proud I am of not losing consciousness with an O2 sat of 83% during an asthma attack. I’m goddamn invincible.
3 January 2021 : Antifa bathrobes.
3 January 2021 : God dammit.
2 January 2021 : Bahahahaha https://twitter.com/bgonthescene/status/1345183534856564736
1 January 2021 : Well, you didn’t give me a Venmo, but I’m happy to pick up groceries/supplies/food or whatever if you need anything. I think you’re in a chat with me on the other app if you wanna contact me privately. 😊
1 January 2021 : Venmo?
1 January 2021 : Active calls has an assist request out for the area. Keep a look out.
1 January 2021 : No idea. Weather’s been weird, world may be ending, why not?
1 January 2021 : Glow worm?
31 December 2020 : But did he hear me?
31 December 2020 : You shut your slanderous mouth, good sir. (And thanks I guess)
31 December 2020 : Well shit. This is just getting silly. pic.twitter.com/N7xoNbB7QO
30 December 2020 : Thank you for not correcting me on my baby goat terminology. Goatlets just sounds cuter than kid to me this morning. Like piglets, or cutlets... well, maybe not cutlets.
30 December 2020 : Do we get to cuddle the babies? I could use some goatlet cuddles.
30 December 2020 : Let’s fight forever We’re the same, I’m like you, you’re like me We’re working for anarchy Everything is broken Everything is fucked When you’re consumed by existential dread Everything is broken Everything is fucked while the system shits on our heads
30 December 2020 : With @enbyMachine : Everything is broken Everything is fucked When you’re beaten by the police Everything is broken Everything is fucked And the dems still say make peace Everything is better when we stick together Side by side You and I Gonna fight forever (1/2)
30 December 2020 : To demonstrate how well adjusted I am, I’m rewriting the lyrics from “everything is awesome” to “everything is broken.” Updates to follow. Or not.
29 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uwbUOraNB3
29 December 2020 : But honestly, it was so good for my ego.
29 December 2020 : Don’t feel pressured to fit what others define as coffee enough, but instead embrace the idea that you absolutely *are* whiskey enough.
29 December 2020 : Cut up a jalapeño while making dinner, then decided I wanted to take my contacts out without washing my hands. You might call that dumb, I call it nostalgia.
28 December 2020 : Imma go with lime for legal reasons I think.
28 December 2020 : Can we all just accept that cyan is a given? Also, peach but I don’t hug and let’s be honest, green.
28 December 2020 : I feel like it would be a grave moral wrong to let a therapist in here.
28 December 2020 : Still unsafe probably
28 December 2020 : Why does everyone think I need therapy?! Why would I do that to a therapist?!
28 December 2020 : I believe there are people here who can confirm hugging me is a terrible idea.
28 December 2020 : Ok. I’ll bite. https://twitter.com/brianorwhatevr/status/1343449088671375360
28 December 2020 : I only nom those I love.
28 December 2020 : I mean, I guess you can have some of the credit, but I’m pretty sure I’ve been mostly responsible for that.
28 December 2020 : I don’t know what this is about, and I feel like that’s ok.
26 December 2020 : Do it and ghost his ass. Bonus points if you cum and he doesn’t.
25 December 2020 : Having the husband “help” with projects has basically turned into him measuring lots of things incorrectly.
25 December 2020 : New favorite quarantine Christmas tradition- playing with power tools in the garage with the husband. No, Alex, not like that.
25 December 2020 : Thank you! I was more upset than I wanted to admit there.
25 December 2020 : Rats? Guinea pigs? They’re both fine as long as they have a stimulating environment and friends and they’re great with people if you handle them frequently. Rat cuddles are excellent.
25 December 2020 : This is clearly not *my* chest, but we all know I’m not posting myself.
25 December 2020 : ⁦ @cchellez ⁩ this one’s for you 😂 pic.twitter.com/LyxWIWDNOo
24 December 2020 : Even a ziploc or Tupperware with a notebook would do for the board I imagine. Maybe roofing paper or tyvek instead of sealant? Not sure on that one.
24 December 2020 : Is that cash app or Venmo or both?
24 December 2020 : I love that this is a physical version of buy nothing. Depending on the size of wood you’d like and the estimated size of the boxes, I may be able to help transport materials and the finished product. Also consider how to weather proof them.
24 December 2020 : Negative results! Yaaaaaay!
24 December 2020 : @enbyMachine agrees that you’re not aware of what you’d be volunteering for
24 December 2020 : I dunno if I could actually hurt you, honestly. I think I’ll just angrily wrap presents for a while.
24 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/UAiUH70TQM
24 December 2020 : I would like to beat the ever-living-fuck out of somebody tonight, for therapy. Any takers?
23 December 2020 : Well this just fell out of my boot. I feel like that sums up the year. pic.twitter.com/4McxNduxWH
23 December 2020 : Dude. I’m going to bed. Don’t do this.
23 December 2020 : This round
23 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/EJVbwIILA9
23 December 2020 : It’s a coping strategy. I figure if I’m dirtier than y’all, you can’t shock me.
23 December 2020 : Wait, what kind of droplet is that?! Oh god, maybe never mind. I’m so glad I’m not in the discord.
23 December 2020 : I just wish I had known car clinics should also be on that list. 🙄
23 December 2020 : If you asked me in January what I would do this year, I don’t know that I would’ve guessed teaching leftists gun safety and how to sew would’ve been on my list. Weird.
22 December 2020 : Guys. Cmon. We can do *so* much better than this!! https://twitter.com/alexoxford3/status/1341379826603724801
22 December 2020 : Absolutely will do.
22 December 2020 : I wouldn’t trust a rapid test necessarily. That being said, I know at least one person who attended Saturday is awaiting results from a previous exposure that wasn’t disclosed to them until after our event. So yeah, maybe schedule one.
22 December 2020 : So if someone is exposed, it usually takes between 4-10 days for them to show symptoms, and they’re usually contagious about 2 days before those symptoms show up. So if you are worried about exposure from Saturday, you could get tested today, but...
22 December 2020 : I just hope that my constant self deprecation and humiliation will result in some sort of bartering power.
22 December 2020 : Bc people are on your block hollering your name?
21 December 2020 : God. Damn. It.
21 December 2020 : I... didn’t see shit.
21 December 2020 : 1. Not wine. 2. Not Dr Pepper. 3. Seriously, not wine. 3. Vodka
20 December 2020 : Well, obviously *we* aren’t. But @ritualizedrites might.
20 December 2020 : I don’t think we’re the same size, but if you go to your local toy shop, I’m sure you can find some and I’ll Venmo you the cost. 😂
20 December 2020 : Oooh, are we gonna gang up on tony hawk now? I bet his knees are bad.
20 December 2020 : Is he referring to my profile pic? I feel like everyone knows this is a rare Fashhund, bred to bite bigots in the crotch. https://twitter.com/rsrreynolds/status/1340732597824081921
20 December 2020 : I want to say red velvet. But I like spice cake, personally. And burritos, but that’s not cake.
20 December 2020 : I like to wave at them, personally.
20 December 2020 : Not even if we ask really really nicely? I mean, I can think of a few we would ALL agree on... but I guess ok. I’ll just quietly hope for the best and hide under my bed.
20 December 2020 : You should be careful with these wishes, or @AlexOxford3 may do a thirst trap with her gift and some fishnets.
20 December 2020 : Maybe they were hoping to get their hands on that same $20 and bankrupt us.
20 December 2020 : Wait, can we specify against whom they’ll be used before we get too far into this?
20 December 2020 : Absolutely! Just wanted to make sure you’re aware of them 😊
20 December 2020 : Contact @rvacoi maybe
19 December 2020 : Bc you’re in awe of how good you look?
19 December 2020 : Who tf are you taller than? 😂
19 December 2020 : I have been advised not to comment.
19 December 2020 : The marshmallow discovered my plan, pissed on @enbyMachine , me, and my car, and then shat in my living room. Lesson learned.
19 December 2020 : (But it’s fine. I just cuddle the toothbrushes for a few minutes.)
19 December 2020 : Well yeah- totally normal and cool. I discovered that I have a *lot* more bad dreams about y’all when you’re not in my house so I can verify you haven’t been shot immediately upon waking.
19 December 2020 : That isn’t compartmentalizing. That’s escapism. And also depression. Wanna come to therapy with me?!
19 December 2020 : Oooh! Is it helping?! Is that why you’ve been conscious before 3pm multiple days this week?! 😉
19 December 2020 : Some people have luck with em, but I was trying it when I lived in Seattle, which is basically the inside of a cloud from late September thru June.
19 December 2020 : Oh, shit- also, do you need anything? 😂
19 December 2020 : Obligatory ham (and pork products in general) aren’t great for dogs... but if she’s old, she should have whatever she wants. I don’t have ham here, but I will see what I can come up with! 🥰 imma just adopt all of Richmond’s leftist dogs.
19 December 2020 : Well, I mean, yeah. You’ve met me, right? Biiiiiiig sadist here.
19 December 2020 : I’m being attacked on numerous fronts tonight, huh? That’s fine. Imma poke your bruises.
19 December 2020 : Yeah, well, @enbyMachine has my SAD lamp currently, and I’m seriously considering just fucking off to a Caribbean island.
19 December 2020 : Lowest common denominator- we both have corny senses of humor, or we both hate fascists?
19 December 2020 : Well, yeah. Now it’s cold outside *tonight*.
19 December 2020 : Oh thank god. I was worried about disturbing her. Can I leave goodies for her next time I’m around there?!
19 December 2020 : I feel like Twitter should come with a sobriety test. Also, I forgot to eat lunch today, and remembered after I drank a (large-ish) glass of wine. Sorry, y’all.
19 December 2020 : Do you have a dog?! How did I not know this?! I hope I don’t bother them when I randomly shout outside your house in the middle of the night.
19 December 2020 : Wow. I feel excluded, or confused, or both. Maybe this year is my midlife crisis?
19 December 2020 : I’m sitting here, covered in glitter, wondering if @niggligg will notice if I just keep the marshmallow tomorrow. Maybe I’ll hide him in my coat...
17 December 2020 : They don’t have a problem, or at least not with it. Somehow this nation has rationalized the brown shirts all over again.
17 December 2020 : Want me to show up at some random time screaming at your windows and give me a plate? Is that motivation?
16 December 2020 : Nah, he doesn’t ask questions he doesn’t want answered. 😂
16 December 2020 : I’m not sure my boss believed my “raccoon fight club” explanation for my face.
15 December 2020 : DO IT https://twitter.com/alexoxford3/status/1338913843960029185
15 December 2020 : I love it, but laughing still hurts, so darn you!
15 December 2020 : It’s not dread! It’s practice!
15 December 2020 : I get that. I’m considering spraying myself with bear mace daily to build up a tolerance. Want in?
15 December 2020 : My hand had stopped burning constantly this morning, so I decided it was time to rinse the helmets and pads from Saturday. Cue hushed cursing that evolved into “ow shit ow shit” on a loop with increasingly volume. 😂 no lessons were learned.
15 December 2020 : While I’m absolutely not clicking that video, it looks like a great way to make small fire pits for your outdoor small gatherings.
15 December 2020 : Jfc. What was in that spray? I feel like we’re being MK-ultra’d with some weird horny drug based on the tweets this week.
15 December 2020 : There’s aircraft above my house. I think they’re looking for an orgy.
15 December 2020 : There were choke holds and batons last night. I’m sure someone would be happy to demonstrate their new skills. 😂
15 December 2020 : Guys, are these what we’re doing for thirst traps this week? Just wondering.
14 December 2020 : I’ll get beat up with you any day. Well, not today. I’m still healing.
14 December 2020 : I appreciate the offer. Not much of a hugger, and had plenty of booze yesterday. 😂
14 December 2020 : The intention is there, anyway.
14 December 2020 : Boooooo! Stop being nice! Let me have my deficient coping mechanisms and continue to ignore my feelings! (But actually thank you. I guess.)
14 December 2020 : Be honest, you’re not fighting anyone. 😂
14 December 2020 : Sorry, nope. We almost died, so covid has no power here. Also, being screamed at by you know who while they were beating us means we all have it anyway.
14 December 2020 : I just woke up, in quite a lot of pain, to discover a confusing amount of speculation regarding an orgy that I may have been a part of. I’m going back to sleep.
14 December 2020 : Stop liking this and give me answers dammit!
14 December 2020 : You should maybe *not* tell people that.
14 December 2020 : Wait, why didn’t we invite @IwriteOK to the slumber party?!
13 December 2020 : Look, idk about you, but I’m very busy. Between getting jumped, community aid, and my actual job (not to mention being a proper wife), I have to plan these things well in advance.
13 December 2020 : Venmo?
13 December 2020 : HOW DID YOU KNOW I’M A MERMAID?!
13 December 2020 : Well, as a small woman, I can confirm they beat me and 4 of my friends.
13 December 2020 : Tomorrow as “aftercare”, can we just find a real big bucket? Group bubble bath?!
13 December 2020 : Tacos and sauvignon over here, bc spicy hands limit the need for hot sauce.
13 December 2020 : Oh god, does anyone wanna come wash the bear spray off of me like that?! (In a completely platonic way.)
13 December 2020 : We have unanimously decided that since we were jumped in today, we’re declaring ourselves the new heads of the proud b*ys. You know who you are.
12 December 2020 : Upside, helmets?
12 December 2020 : Send me some!
9 December 2020 : It’s 30 minutes from Zion, 2 hours from Bryce, 3.5 from Capitol Reef, 2 hours from the north rim of the Grand Canyon... and it’s effin *beautiful* out there.
9 December 2020 : DO IT! https://twitter.com/banannaise/status/1336327874278649856
9 December 2020 : If someone lights a bunch of stuff on fire, will it be sooner? Just wondering, for... never mind.
8 December 2020 : Seconded! 😁
8 December 2020 : @rvacoi needs love and donations if anyone wants to participate 😊
8 December 2020 : I’m confused by my apparent role as something between den mother and weird leftist gay crush. This is all news to me.
5 December 2020 : You can try my stuff again.
5 December 2020 : Is there a way to get him to tuck me into bed irl?
5 December 2020 : So I’m on the fence about next Saturday. On the one hand, fascism is bad. On the other hand, so is getting covid. I read that cases in dc are up 30% after the last one. 🤷🏼‍♀️ dunno what to do
4 December 2020 : Gimme counts please 😊
4 December 2020 : You fuckin kidding me? You had thermals on AND half the blankets in my house?!
3 December 2020 : Hug your local antifas! (Post covid, ofc.)
2 December 2020 : Jokes on him. I’m not there.
2 December 2020 : Oh thank goodness. It’s getting close, though; I’d be embarrassed to see a lack of representation. Guess I’ll go get gassed again soon. 🙄
2 December 2020 : According to the code of va § 2.2-3704, “Except as otherwise specifically provided by law, all public records shall be open to citizens of the Commonwealth”. It’s also not hard to sue them for it. Mention that to them.
2 December 2020 : I spent some time this evening trying to do good deeds and was rewarded with fresh cookies. Thanks @enbyMachine !
2 December 2020 : WHAT THE FUCK @RichmondPolice y’all are slacking off!! https://twitter.com/r2020pb/status/1333450126791221249
1 December 2020 : Whisk is great and just 2 blocks away. Tasty pastries too!
1 December 2020 : I drove by ironclad to see if there was anybody outside for the pig roast a few minutes ago, but nobody was on the sidewalk. I’m going to work, but I hope someone can go ask the hard questions, like who do they serve.
30 November 2020 : That’s rude.
30 November 2020 : If you’re cold, they’re cold. Throw a Molotov. https://twitter.com/madnesstouch/status/1333116347501453313
30 November 2020 : You have to incorporate it into your very being. It took me a while, but now I wake up before 0700 without an alarm and I’m ready to punch nazis by 0800.
30 November 2020 : Give them to the leftist secret Santa group.
30 November 2020 : This is not a timeline in which I want to participate thanks.
30 November 2020 : You have to hate everything so much that you vow to get revenge on life itself.
29 November 2020 : Whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuck
29 November 2020 : Do they want ghosts, bc that’s how you get haunted...
29 November 2020 : But wait, can we make it a thing like those color charts?
28 November 2020 : Medexpress offers them if you’re symptomatic.
28 November 2020 : I wasn’t aware we were having a Twitter cocktail hour and was... away. Redo cocktail hour at the photo shoot next week. Schedule requests from anyone?
27 November 2020 : Roasted carcass if you want to be accurate.
27 November 2020 : I support her endeavor. I’ve been cutting my own for almost a year, and it can’t be worse than that!
27 November 2020 : So glad I got to enjoy my thanksgiving tradition of eating way too much and falling asleep in the living room.
26 November 2020 : Excellent plan. Maybe next week some time depending on folks’ schedules.
26 November 2020 : After a brainstorming session last night, we have decided to have an xmas photo shoot. I need a handful of folks to show up in black bloc, preferably with various weapons, for my Xmas cards. @enbyMachine @banannaise
26 November 2020 : I get both of those things, but you’re always welcome here!
26 November 2020 : OR!! You could just use one of the many beds/couches that your friends have offered you. Glad you’re safe.
26 November 2020 : Next time cops say they recognize me, Imma point out maybe it’s bc I’m on a goddamn billboard. Also, FUCK YOU @RichmondPolice in case you missed it all the other times I’ve said it.
25 November 2020 : Do it https://twitter.com/alexoxford3/status/1331569660995760129
25 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice once again, fuck you. I sincerely hope something awful happens to each and every one of you. https://twitter.com/megschiffres/status/1331518045064466435
25 November 2020 : Wait, is this a real chart? Is anyone green, and if so, wtf is wrong with them?! (Also, lmk what I can do to help, aside from teaching a rude bitch all the most painful places to get kicked without leaving marks.) 💕
24 November 2020 : I think she posted about an Officer Patterson with Capitol Police, but I don’t know if she had any history of issues with Henrico cops as well.
24 November 2020 : Tbh, I fell for him after the first episode of @bastardspod . I look forward to joining his cult, but wish he’d move it somewhere warmer than Idaho.
24 November 2020 : If they want to waste my tax dollars, they could at least burn them in barrels to help people stay warm. https://twitter.com/brerva/status/1331049583103848450
24 November 2020 : I may be in love with this man. Don’t tell my husband. https://twitter.com/iwriteok/status/1331046091798691840
24 November 2020 : Ditto?
23 November 2020 : Came to say this.
23 November 2020 : I think there’s only like 3 left.
23 November 2020 : Dude. You can just say you want some money, no need to drag me like that.
23 November 2020 : Can I make a feed me Seymour joke or is it too soon?
23 November 2020 : My response was going to just be “yes,” but his reply shows why Mr. Evans is a writer and I am not.
23 November 2020 : “All of their gifts are bad and hate Black people” really got me. https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1330224461786861569
23 November 2020 : That’s just a Sunday for lots of people. 😂
23 November 2020 : Side note, do you know how to make clothes not smell like gasoline?
23 November 2020 : Wait, so you skipped arson last night for *no* reason?!
23 November 2020 : But it’s in Middletown NJ, which is pretty much the toilet of Staten Island, soooooo....
23 November 2020 : Applesauce is fine, but I will go full gecko on an apple butter jar.
23 November 2020 : *30 min north of Seattle. I didn’t like the city, but they wouldn’t stand for that BS.
23 November 2020 : I’m thinking about it, but I’m scared of the whole death by drowning on my own secretions thing (thanks, covid).
23 November 2020 : Scan to pdf app on mobile?
22 November 2020 : If the cops gassed them like they did marchers all summer, the LARPers wouldn’t be able to see to escalate.
22 November 2020 : I am very uncoordinated, but interested in this theory. I would absolutely need a step by step illustrated guide to avoid breaking an ankle or something.
22 November 2020 : Gonna be honest, I would *absolutely* grow a steak from my own cells and eat it. https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/makers-of-grow-your-own-human-steaks-say-meal-kit-is-not-technically-cannibalism/
22 November 2020 : Told you. Diapers.
22 November 2020 : AAAAAAAH I love to hear it. Someone please log me off now.
22 November 2020 : What?! They’re epic!
22 November 2020 : Wait... what? Autocorrect... oh god.
22 November 2020 : I mean, who wouldn’t wanna smooch those lips?!
22 November 2020 : Yep. Ditto. Part of me wants to be embarrassed, but most of me just wonders where tf my babysitter is.
22 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice I’m tired of requesting responses. How about this- fuck you. Fuck your spouses. Fuck your moms, dads, siblings, grandparents, children, friends, and anyone else that thinks anything except #ACAB https://twitter.com/byrobertor/status/1330302179698225159
22 November 2020 : Sorry, I have no adult supervision tonight.
22 November 2020 : Kiss? Oooooh!
22 November 2020 : Even labeled, so many can’t find it... https://twitter.com/nocontexthumans/status/1330272277636722691
22 November 2020 : I mean, ok. But you know being right is my favorite hobby, yeah?
22 November 2020 : Lynn, that isn’t training. It’s dehydration and renal failure.
21 November 2020 : I’ve been thinking about adult diapers during actions for months. Glad to see our DC comrades are confronting the stigma of really needing to pee.
21 November 2020 : I currently have spray paint all over me. I plan on just self immolation- viruses can’t survive high temperatures.
21 November 2020 : Best description of me to date: X: “Invincible until proven otherwise” Me: “so far, so good”
21 November 2020 : Your word, not mine. I’m just trying to weed the damned garden.
21 November 2020 : Aaaaand he’s saying how great Harris is. Cooooool. $10 to get me to pop over the fence.
21 November 2020 : Oops, my apologies. There is one Black dude there.
21 November 2020 : Nothing like overhearing your neighbors discussing what is and isn’t racist. At their WASPy covid party. Hmph.
21 November 2020 : One of my dogs loves to dig. I decided to harness this while weeding. It did not work out as intended, but now I have a hole in which I may break an ankle.
21 November 2020 : That’s pretty much my favorite thing to be. 😇
21 November 2020 : Both is, once again, an option.
21 November 2020 : Christmas shopping seemed like a nice way to spend the morning, except I hate Short Pump.
21 November 2020 : I’d loan you one but I’m not sure I have the right style. If you need to rock some vintage housewife vibes, I got you.
21 November 2020 : Don’t threaten me!
21 November 2020 : We’re watching The Trial of the Chicago 7 for date night, which is a terrible idea, and I keep making him pause it to look at this thread and avoid full on panic attacks, so this absolutely is what I needed.
21 November 2020 : My poor decision making skills keep me young? It definitely isn’t the alcohol and other bad habits 😂
21 November 2020 : I knew I liked you for a reason.
21 November 2020 : BAHAHAHAHA! That’s fantastic!
21 November 2020 : ⁦ @enbyMachine ⁩ ⁦ @banannaise ⁩ pic.twitter.com/0QvRy8trLb
21 November 2020 : I formally request the most awkward thirst trap possible. Given that I don’t pics of me (and we all know I’m old anyway), I can offer you in-person dog cuddles in return.
21 November 2020 : Orcs probably would, and you made me check for a typo. Back to date night.
21 November 2020 : ORCAS 👏AREN’T 👏WHALES. Stop spreading liiiiiiiieeeesss!
21 November 2020 : Shit. I don’t think I ever finished that book.
21 November 2020 : How do you feel about Richmond leftists’ chance of success while taking over an aircraft carrier? @enbyMachine
20 November 2020 : Meanwhile, people are getting evicted, starving, and risking their lives bc the state doesn’t see the need to take care of anyone but their own. I hate this so much. https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1329846118688108544
20 November 2020 : Same, buddy. Same. pic.twitter.com/ryXXMjnlr0
20 November 2020 : You got this! (Empty platitudes, etc, but all I can offer unless you want thoughts n prayers.) Good luck!!
20 November 2020 : K. I haven’t bullied anyone in hours, so I’m ready.
20 November 2020 : Do you need me to show up and bully it into working?
20 November 2020 : Richmond Va also offers our sword!!
20 November 2020 : About the part where I replied to the wrong tweet. Oops.
19 November 2020 : I... have questions...
19 November 2020 : My favorite part is when he reaches into his pocket while they just watch. https://twitter.com/mrolmos/status/1329552253879926785
19 November 2020 : He needs more fiber.
19 November 2020 : You’re thinking of a pool boy. A proud boy is another name for a dresser (esp mid century) that is longer than it is tall.
19 November 2020 : I will love them and cuddle them in the new vertical planters I’m making!!
19 November 2020 : I’d be happy to snag a couple strawberry plants, but if there aren’t enough, no worries.
19 November 2020 : I second this. He seems awfully anti democrat. https://twitter.com/enbymachine/status/1329494951596601345
19 November 2020 : @ritualizedrites another euphemism? Who knows. https://twitter.com/drakegatsby/status/1329434571012788225
19 November 2020 : The publix pharmacy has a discount plan that may help. It made my meds way more affordable even without insurance, and stopping SSRIs cold turkey is a *bad* time. DM me with your Venmo if you need a little help!
19 November 2020 : IIRC, they did that in Atlanta and possibly LA as punishment to communities calling for defunding and reform.
19 November 2020 : But now we’re all thinking about it.
19 November 2020 : Cool cool cool. https://twitter.com/fphoenix161/status/1329153802688102400
19 November 2020 : You’re welcome.
19 November 2020 : I had a brain fart and thought for a second you meant Misty Mountains from The Hobbit. I was very confused, but hope my idiocy brings you some joy.
18 November 2020 : Rapid tests aren’t super reliable. If you’re having symptoms, just assume you’ve got it until you get the results of the slower PCR test.
18 November 2020 : That was literally my response, almost verbatim. I think I included more As in maybe.
18 November 2020 : So I know this holiday season is going to suck for lots of people, and I’m trying to figure out how to do something nice for folks. Any ideas or requests will be welcomed, with no guarantees. 🤷🏼‍♀️
18 November 2020 : Donating and boosting from my bunker 😂
18 November 2020 : Do it. https://twitter.com/sj_senshi/status/1329023113166811138
18 November 2020 : Just doing my part. Glad to help.
18 November 2020 : Also a common brand of enema.
17 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice hey! Another rally you and your Capitol police buddies can ignore since everyone there will be white! https://twitter.com/goadgatsby/status/1328836797368037376
17 November 2020 : If you roll up his little sleeve, you’ll find a swastika tattoo, and his hat can be turned inside out to reveal a wee totenkopf.
16 November 2020 : But hey, it’s a GORGEOUS day! There we go.
16 November 2020 : I wanted to post something funny and uplifting, but the best I can do is that I’m excited for my new gun and really regretting not just moving to an island years ago.
15 November 2020 : I need soup. For... my family?
14 November 2020 : TOE BEANS
14 November 2020 : @niggligg I’m looking at you
14 November 2020 : Free speech is fine, but if you’re an asshole, you’re an asshole.
14 November 2020 : Dear Twitter folks, please send cute animals (especially if I can pet them soon). Seriously.
14 November 2020 : You misspelled “racist terrorists” I think.
14 November 2020 : Well, yes, but probably not for the reasons you mean. Something something covid, something something fascists, etc. https://twitter.com/marymargolohan/status/1327702621231214592
14 November 2020 : Nothing says “fun” like putting on a jacket and wondering why your armpits burn.
14 November 2020 : Not actually a competition, bc Bob would always win anyway. Also, I don’t want to hear any bad stuff about him please n thanks.
14 November 2020 : I may be late to the party here- how is he a violent misogynist and a racist? (Not arguing the imperialist bit, and not contradicting, just curious and feeling a bit too overwhelmed to look into more tbh.)
14 November 2020 : I think you answered your own question there.
14 November 2020 : I’ve got seltzer lemonade things left in the fridge if you’re in town and want some!
14 November 2020 : Joke’s on you. My blood has been 50% wine since the first lockdown.
14 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/N06lxRgW9H
14 November 2020 : But can you smooch the police? It’s not on your list.
14 November 2020 : I started decorating yesterday and my husband was not amused when he got home. Early Christmas solidarity!
13 November 2020 : https://youtu.be/BS3WKcQRVow
13 November 2020 : Wait, are you serious? Mike Dunn came to Richmond bc 1. He wants to start shit and 2. Bc he loves attention.
13 November 2020 : Not personally, bc he may have mussed his slacks, but he ordered it.
13 November 2020 : Also, I don’t know if anyone else appreciates our banter on here, but I do. 😂
13 November 2020 : Neither do orgasms if you’re doing them right.
13 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice are you effin kidding me? So am I allowed to open carry at the next action? https://twitter.com/fordfischer/status/1327263017881530368
13 November 2020 : Is cleaning my garage for future review sessions radical? (I’m day drinking simultaneously, so I think it counts.)
13 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/C0hiv6BcRi
13 November 2020 : Not what I meant when I encouraged you to be productive.
13 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/wu1Za8vecO
13 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ZpKiVtccF2
13 November 2020 : I wish the “silent majority” would be quieter. 🙄
13 November 2020 : Are you really not gonna take this opportunity to ask Tommy Lloyd why they aren’t arresting the people carrying around rifles?! C’mon, I can’t be there to do it, and the people need answers! (Me. I’m the people.)
13 November 2020 : In Richmond, Va tonight, cops responded to the stop the steal nonsense and watched armed boogaloos walk around, ignoring a recent ordinance that bans weapons at protests/rallies. Law and order indeed.
13 November 2020 : Dammit. I was watching that.
13 November 2020 : Oh, I didn’t say it was legal. I said the non emergency dispatcher said it’s legal.
13 November 2020 : @NBC12 @myVPM @8NEWS any of your reporters at the sad little rally downtown? There’s a bunch of men walking around carrying assault style weapons and no one seems to mind, since they’re white dudes.
13 November 2020 : Ask him if he’s taking pics of the armed boogers for his spank bank, or if he’s only into people that think fascism is bad.
13 November 2020 : The non emergency dispatchers have told my friend that it is perfectly legal for those people to be walking around with firearms at a rally. Just FYI.
13 November 2020 : Well, 37 of them have covid, and the rest are waving flags. What did you want them to do?
13 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice @LevarStoney how about that law?
12 November 2020 : So much for that $500k I guess https://twitter.com/byrobertor/status/1326981189329104899 pic.twitter.com/4IJKurAj12
12 November 2020 : Can we skip the kayaks and just tie them to logs?
12 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/PXeX9DwYr9
12 November 2020 : It’s ok, comrade. You’re not alone in your love of the cronch.
12 November 2020 : But not in like a fun way.
12 November 2020 : What if you were anesthetize and someone performed bilateral AKAs, then waited til you woke up in the oven before they turned it on?! If you’re gonna have panicking monkey brain, go big.
12 November 2020 : I feel like fitting you in a kitchen oven would involve dismemberment. Did you factor that in?
12 November 2020 : Kitchen oven or industrial/crematory oven? Or H H Holmes oven?
12 November 2020 : Does anyone know details re employer exceptions rt FFCRA quarantine payouts?
12 November 2020 : @RichmondPolice gonna make a statement or just arrest more people for thinking y’all suck? https://twitter.com/myvpm/status/1326876146869395457
12 November 2020 : Interesting read re tactics and thoughts. https://twitter.com/igd_news/status/1326864825511792640
12 November 2020 : So what’s too early to start day drinking if I’m quarantined post possible covid exposure a couple days ago? (No symptoms, unlikely transmission, just being safe.)
12 November 2020 : I’ll check the google drive. Thanks for the update, lieutenant!
12 November 2020 : Reinforcements are on the way! We’ll be wearing “furry bloc” tonight.
12 November 2020 : Shit, did I miss 2?! I meant the 4am Waffle House meeting that happens every Wednesday morning.
12 November 2020 : Quick! While they aren’t looking, we have to... ummm... I skipped the official antifa meeting this week. What’s the plan?
12 November 2020 : Oof. https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1326656808497319937
11 November 2020 : Just give it to me. It’ll do as much good.
11 November 2020 : You don’t fit under my sink.
11 November 2020 : My mood last Sunday evening. Yep. That would’ve been interesting.
11 November 2020 : I refuse to believe anyone “owns” a cat. More importantly, cats also refuse to believe it.
11 November 2020 : Squirt bottle. Seriously. Don’t make me come over there.
11 November 2020 : Um... wtf were you doing?
11 November 2020 : I can offer a spray bottle for when/if y’all get off track.
10 November 2020 : Pleeeeeease!
10 November 2020 : You could try it. I’ve heard fried cicadas are good.
10 November 2020 : It’s ok to feel things. Just remember to love yourself, and that other people love you too, even if the world seems dark. https://theoatmeal.com/comics/unhappy
9 November 2020 : See how they feel when they get gassed for “attempting to blind officers” with their phones, then we can talk. 😂
9 November 2020 : I’m suspicious of the veracity of this claim. But ok.
9 November 2020 : Also, vegetables! That aren’t fries! I know you have them.
8 November 2020 : Dammit, 2020. https://twitter.com/jeopardy/status/1325490106329751553
8 November 2020 : And if you can’t relate to this, you’re lying. https://twitter.com/strangefactoid/status/1324945917280088067
8 November 2020 : Even cuter than new marsupials! https://twitter.com/strangefactoid/status/1325182276573913089
8 November 2020 : Look, I know we all have a lot of feelings right now, but new marsupials are pretty darn exciting. https://twitter.com/tammyxbryant/status/1325179824592314368
7 November 2020 : The only thing I want to argue about with you is custody of the marshmallow.
7 November 2020 : Ditto. To be clear, I don’t know if the RI cop is the same- I was actually asking. Wouldn’t be shocked though.
7 November 2020 : But this? https://www.providencejournal.com/article/20140402/NEWS/304029888
7 November 2020 : Wow. Autocorrect really fucked that up. *Rhode Island.
7 November 2020 : To clarify, he’s the same Zach Davis who was fired in Ohio for tweets about killing protestors in Baltimore, right? Is he also the one that quit in Rhodesia Island after an incident where he was involved in a car accident?
7 November 2020 : It’s fine. We caught it. pic.twitter.com/0W7BLoCS4y
6 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/V0CtuEXjYI
6 November 2020 : Imma steal your Wolfgang. It’s gonna happen. I love him too much.
6 November 2020 : Ummm... I believe I recall an afternoon where you and @tormaid approached this person on a median on Broad St., so if he didn’t want to talk then, what’s changed? Nevermind, none of my business.
6 November 2020 : I was just thinking that from my cozy spot (not a toilet).
5 November 2020 : Still unclear.
5 November 2020 : Is this a euphemism? I’m never sure.
5 November 2020 : Yeah, nah. Don’t.
5 November 2020 : *evolve... and can anything eat h2o2?
5 November 2020 : Tw*tter then.
5 November 2020 : I feel like the real question is how tf did he get *that many* votes. 🤮
5 November 2020 : Is “Lynn from Twitter” taken?
5 November 2020 : Be safe!
5 November 2020 : Absolutely! Lmk if you want an extra to keep in your bag or car or whatever. 😊
5 November 2020 : I have one, but I also have a negative amount of give-a-shits for the detail that is required to make clothing look good. But simple stuff is easy enough.
5 November 2020 : I have tons of coral friendly sunscreen if you’d like me to give you some!
5 November 2020 : And I’m desperately trying to think of what I may need engraved.
5 November 2020 : Hey, while y’all are discussing skills, does anyone know a good seamstress?
5 November 2020 : That’s ok. My “to-read” list is already embarrassingly long. I’m also open to suggestions in case I stumble across any.
5 November 2020 : I’m happy to borrow some from you, and will be happy to pass them on when I’m done. 😊
5 November 2020 : What I wanna say may get me sued, so...
5 November 2020 : Worst. Rollercoaster. Ever.
4 November 2020 : Gray inflicts damage on others even in her failures. Geez she’s awful.
4 November 2020 : Jesus. Is it still Wednesday? Oof.
4 November 2020 : So she’s moving? Yaaaay!
4 November 2020 : You know those pigs didn’t run out of tear gas... I’m not surprised, but I am annoyed. https://twitter.com/salwangeorges/status/1324101336233889795
4 November 2020 : Anyone with a truck and maybe a winch wanna ride to visit... a friend... in Charles City? 😇 https://twitter.com/salaam/status/1323968375538724868
4 November 2020 : God damn it. I’ve gotta figure out how to set up a filter before I’m allowed to submit things, since the one in my head is clearly broken.
4 November 2020 : You’re not a real leftist unless you use it for enemas.
4 November 2020 : *sigh* https://twitter.com/emmaroller/status/1324054077387513856
4 November 2020 : Not anymore! Noon is the line!
4 November 2020 : Meh. Just ask Tommy Lloyd. I’m sure he’s got a trunk full, prepackaged and ready for planting.
4 November 2020 : I don’t tend to cry, but men crying makes me feel very... weird. Can second the weirdness of having norms cemented in me when I don’t like or agree with them. I’m also not a hugger, but will offer friendly pats, and food.
4 November 2020 : Sweet nothings directly into it.
4 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/8C4u1i6WiW
4 November 2020 : Please watch with volume up. Not mine, but made me think of @niggligg and their marshmallow Wolfgang. pic.twitter.com/CxUDiC55IE
4 November 2020 : And then my heart grew 3 times its size!
4 November 2020 : Well, clearly. But my trashy old gramma used to say something about wishing in one hand and shitting in the other, sooooo...
3 November 2020 : For a little old ultraviolence, I’d bet.
3 November 2020 : Venmo-ed you some lunch money regardless of where you pick!
3 November 2020 : Shit. I just remembered lots of places close for Election Day. Oops. (Healthcare worker confusion.)
3 November 2020 : DoN’t ThEy HaVe JoBs?!
2 November 2020 : Unfortunately a lot of other people have gotten in, too, and some of them seem to be less than safety minded. Keep an eye out!
2 November 2020 : Wish I could, but I’ve got other responsibilities that day. https://twitter.com/alexoxford3/status/1323217243073880064
2 November 2020 : I commented that my IBS has been rough lately. Husband noted that stress is def a factor. I mentioned the constant fear of state sanctioned violence and impending doom, and he said, “oh, I meant your job.” We have such different viewpoints sometimes. 😂
2 November 2020 : Damn. He must’ve just quit then I guess. pic.twitter.com/ZtA4evPZ9p
1 November 2020 : Do we have any people that can make these in RVA? https://twitter.com/pdxactionmedics/status/1322969391198277634
1 November 2020 : Ummm... also they took their damn time responding to shots fired and someone being hit by a car. Thanks for reaffirming that we protect us, @RichmondPolice
1 November 2020 : So now that Halloween is over, I can start decorating for Christmas, right?
1 November 2020 : Start your own anti fascist smut club. Way more fun.
1 November 2020 : But only because they love you!
31 October 2020 : Tbh, if I’m making eye contact, it’s either bc I’m very confused and want to make sure you’re ok, or bc I wanna beat your ass 😂
31 October 2020 : Shouldn’t this be on your only fans?
31 October 2020 : To celebrate Halloween, I’m leaving a bowl of candy on my porch, and will be ignoring any potential knocks. I’m also making Dutch apple pie and arancini, which have nothing to do with the holiday, but will be delicious.
31 October 2020 : Except that one where the dad gave his kid cyanide in a pixi stick. But I guess that’s a little different since it wasn’t a random trick or treater.
30 October 2020 : Ditto! And I can help out some with funding probably. Lmk!
29 October 2020 : See?! pic.twitter.com/BHyoblqOqZ
29 October 2020 : But I love frogs. Can we take them back? Antifa frogs?
29 October 2020 : If only they wore some sort of recording device on their bodies to capture these alleged incidents...
29 October 2020 : What is your name?! What is your quest?! What is your favorite color?! (I’ll see myself out now.)
29 October 2020 : But what if I *want* @JLJLovesRVA to put his hands on me? (Kidding, and if you like this, it isn’t flirting.)
29 October 2020 : This is what the fall of an empire looks like? https://twitter.com/bgonthescene/status/1321472483917254656
28 October 2020 : You’re so sweet to offer, but I’m good 😊
28 October 2020 : While tempting, I’m still at work.
28 October 2020 : LETTUCE IS JUST CRUNCHY WATER
28 October 2020 : Dammit. No!
28 October 2020 : Nah pic.twitter.com/VW9TDKEeCY
28 October 2020 : Tomatoes are fruit for these purposes I think.
28 October 2020 : Ok, 75% of those aren’t vegetables.
28 October 2020 : No
28 October 2020 : Eat a goddamn vegetable! No mas Taco Bell!
28 October 2020 : Well, it might be now.
27 October 2020 : To those of y’all that don’t know, @enbyMachine is a fucking angel.
26 October 2020 : It doesn’t make any more sense as you get older, either. I keep wondering why I’m allowed to pick my own dinners and stuff.
25 October 2020 : Everything is awful and the world is crumbling, but I made ravioli tonight, so that’s cool.
24 October 2020 : Nope. Still ridiculous.
24 October 2020 : Lmk how it goes- I need ideas for a dinner date night with the wonderful person who manages to tolerate me.
23 October 2020 : You can give em to me if no one else reaches out, and I’ll get them where they need to go. Dm me if you need my info!
23 October 2020 : [redacted] 2020: god damn it https://twitter.com/banannaise/status/1319422019931459584
22 October 2020 : It’s not the same thing in some birds. Ducks, for instance, have penises from hell. But I think they may still come out of the cloaca... not a bird sexologist.
22 October 2020 : Gotta be honest, if you can take his money, you should.
21 October 2020 : Dammit. Someone lemme know where we’re meeting. 🙄 Yelling at fascists is so annoying- I was looking forward to a lazy Saturday. https://twitter.com/ash_antifa/status/1318701581341138944
20 October 2020 : That’s it. This is my limit. Y’all fucked up now. Imma be running around screaming about The Great Pumpkin and just tossing grenades. https://twitter.com/risefallnick/status/1318336786649780224
18 October 2020 : I only told you bc I care. You’d want to know if you had food in your teeth or a booger hanging out, right? Tough love is still love.
18 October 2020 : It’s ok. It was a wonderful day for a stroll! Good to see ya 😊
17 October 2020 : I also may have lost my water bottle. If anyone finds a green bottle with a mermaid on the side, please let me know. ☹️
17 October 2020 : I forgot I moved my car after the rally today. I just wandered around downtown for almost an hour trying to find it. Sigh.
17 October 2020 : STAAAAAHP! Please! I feel like you’re a lobbyist for SAD or something. 😭
16 October 2020 : You’re welcome to use my shower if you need to- dm me if you’d like. Also, I’d totally either 1. Show up at their house to brush my teeth, shower, use the bathroom, cook, etc. and/or 2. just start pooping in their yard.
15 October 2020 : I was going to suggest those! I once released a little mouse in the back yard and watched it run back inside through the door I had left open... that was a lesson learned.
14 October 2020 : *it’s, dammit
14 October 2020 : Sometimes it the little things. We all have days when chores seem like too much, but just punch your brain in the face and move on. 💕
12 October 2020 : I was just clarifying!
12 October 2020 : Also, 2.
12 October 2020 : Invertebrates? Or like, cows with no spines?
11 October 2020 : I can’t tell you how much I was hoping to see All Star when I clicked that link. 😂
9 October 2020 : I made a real dinner tonight, and I’m not ashamed to admit I was eating mashed potatoes right out of the wooden spoon. (Ok, maybe a little ashamed.)
9 October 2020 : I thought that at your age, but somehow, I’m still around. And people that make you feel like *you* don’t matter are actually the ones that don’t.
7 October 2020 : Oooh, that seems like a safe bet. Also, I still haven’t finished my current book, so I need to just bring you Dune sometime soon and give up on it for now.
7 October 2020 : Gotta be honest, that sounds dangerous. Maybe just pick one thing for tonight?
7 October 2020 : Umm... vodka? Netflix? Giving away soup? What kind of binge?
7 October 2020 : Feed me, Seymour! (Stoney?)
7 October 2020 : Don’t blame the puppy! No bad dogs, just bad owners!
5 October 2020 : I went to goodwill today to drop some stuff off, and to look around for stuff on the list for mutual aid for houseless folks. It was disappointing. If y’all wanna help: pic.twitter.com/yGGpOObwx8
5 October 2020 : 1. Why are you so adorable?! 2. Deva curl’s line works wonders for me if you’re looking for new product.
2 October 2020 : I’ll clear my evening. 😂
2 October 2020 : @andreasrva THIS!! https://twitter.com/AnsPerkins/status/1311105271012487168
1 October 2020 : Nm. Seems to be an accident.
1 October 2020 : Anyone know why there’s pigs on Stuart and Stafford?
29 September 2020 : Yeah, I didn’t think I’d be moving more to the left at this age... but hey, #fuckthepolice . https://twitter.com/idontevennooh42/status/1310552022517788672
29 September 2020 : The spider needs cuddles!
27 September 2020 : Details
27 September 2020 : Better or worse than me walking up to you while you’re buttoning your shirt? 😂
25 September 2020 : Oof. https://twitter.com/socialistdogmom/status/1309600364761698306
25 September 2020 : This brings to mind the 30-50 feral hogs argument.
25 September 2020 : And mine?
24 September 2020 : Wait, what kinda white boy? 😂
24 September 2020 : Because it shows that even with all that extra money they still can’t wear masks correctly?
23 September 2020 : Seconded.
22 September 2020 : That’s more fun than mine. (I was back working retail and had a Karen walk into my bathroom while I was showering to complain.) Cheers to the goo in our heads doing weird shit.
20 September 2020 : This is the best news I’ve heard lately! Congrats!!
20 September 2020 : Oof. Isn’t that election interference or something? Not that she’s any better...
20 September 2020 : Fair enough. I don’t mean to be nosy (it’s reflexive at this point). I’m happy to help if I can do anything for folks!
20 September 2020 : What happened? I slept for most of today and missed everything.
18 September 2020 : Well, I think you answered your own question.
17 September 2020 : I’d pour one out on him. Does that count?
17 September 2020 : Thanks for the post! I worked late, so I appreciate the summary!
14 September 2020 : Nope. I like the dog dreams better. Keep the soft feet weirdness to yourself please.
14 September 2020 : Small? That’s for quitters. I know you can do better.
14 September 2020 : Well that got dark.
14 September 2020 : With rabies.
14 September 2020 : Ok, that definitely won’t help you. Unless they’re trained, preferably with explosives experience. 😂
14 September 2020 : I feel like that won’t go well for you, so try to keep it internal. Keep me posted! 💕
14 September 2020 : One of my dogs literally seeks out the clean laundry basket and burrows in it. Fur babies are turds.
14 September 2020 : Pants are the oppressor!!
14 September 2020 : I’m sorry, I don’t see how this isn’t an obvious win. Especially if you’re in pajamas, or better, sans pants.
13 September 2020 : Imma just assume he’s talking about the cops. pic.twitter.com/7Gy5Ig6aU7
13 September 2020 : Can confirm, I believe I’m mostly human.
12 September 2020 : I definitely get it. My big issue is that autocorrect always thinks I mean “ducking.” 😂
12 September 2020 : I have a shelf that doesn’t get wet. It’s the pinnacle of adulting.
12 September 2020 : My husband made fun of my shower wine recently. He’s just jealous.
12 September 2020 : Ever get so mad you can’t type? 😉
12 September 2020 : 2020 is just getting ridiculous now. Huge swarms of mosquitoes kill hundreds of horses and cows by draining blood http://www.yahoo.com/news/huge-swarms-mosquitoes-kill-hundreds-152520974.html?soc_src=community&soc_trk=tw via @YahooNews
12 September 2020 : @TwitterSupport the email I got about my account being limited doesn’t clarify anything. pic.twitter.com/4Cuz4GzgH8
11 September 2020 : Where and when in Henrico? Where’s this video from? Also, where did they try to “pick fights” or “start violence” in that clip? Just yelling at people doesn’t seem like something that normal folks should feel the need to escalate to physical violence.
11 September 2020 : When I mentioned her age, I was referring to the idea that younger people have grown up in a country that feels very different than it did when I was younger. Again, no offense meant. Apologies if that wasn’t clear.
11 September 2020 : That wasn’t meant as insulting at all, and I wasn’t offended by the question. I was simply trying to offer a possible explanation as to why some folks are sensitive about it.
11 September 2020 : To start a fire? I feel like that would hurt a lot.
11 September 2020 : I heard a comment on NPR (don’t remember who said it) about cops needing to be “allowed to make mistakes” or they wouldn’t be able to fill the positions. Yet, healthcare workers don’t get that protection and don’t go around shooting anyone.
11 September 2020 : Bred to hunt badgers originally... vicious wee precious monsters.
11 September 2020 : I think part of it is wording. I don’t think you’re old enough to remember it, but 9/11 changed a lot of peoples’ worlds. I’m not justifying anything that occurred as a result, but it was a BFD.
11 September 2020 : @AlexOxford3 the irony of this particular comment to your tweet is killing me pic.twitter.com/BvwskPwExr
11 September 2020 : 45 seconds of kittens mewing. Not my kittens, unfortunately. pic.twitter.com/KWrbnguNDh
11 September 2020 : Told you they can’t read.
10 September 2020 : That’s fucking awesome! Have him call my dad? 😂
10 September 2020 : This seems reasonable and normal and not at all terrifying. (I type as I silently scream into the void.)
10 September 2020 : I second this reply. If you haven’t been found responsible, then the answer is currently no.
10 September 2020 : Give them a raise!
10 September 2020 : Obligatory don’t do something for boys. Also, wigs seem fun if you do it.
9 September 2020 : Caffeine will give you a terrible headache if you go cold turkey. Some people like yoga. I like wine and ranting to the night sky.
9 September 2020 : I’m working on it now and will be happy to loan it once I’m done!
9 September 2020 : I’ll work on some recipes.
9 September 2020 : “Any time you want to arrest someone for a nonviolent crime, don’t.”
9 September 2020 : She will be after she gets gassed 😂
9 September 2020 : (The kind of party that will probably end in chemical weapons and BS arrests, but hey, what can you do?)
9 September 2020 : Come on! We’ll make it a party!
9 September 2020 : Bring your mom too! We could use some indignant mom energy, I’m sure.
9 September 2020 : 1. You know they can’t read, right? 2. They’re gonna gas us. Sigh. Ok.
9 September 2020 : 7pm I assume? I’m happy to accompany if y’all would like.
9 September 2020 : Dude. It said “non-awful.”
9 September 2020 : Can confirm. I am definitely not ok.
9 September 2020 : *covered in poop
9 September 2020 : *over thorns
9 September 2020 : *dragged behind a truck
8 September 2020 : Public servant? Did you mean to type “vector”?
8 September 2020 : I like this particular quote from this essay, given that our favorite sack of shit cop Vicki work(ed?) at Albert Hill. pic.twitter.com/n8v47gMEm4
8 September 2020 : Something like that. Or maybe caught in a “crossfire”.
8 September 2020 : If we’re talking about *those* pigs, I have some great ideas for the Roman candles.
8 September 2020 : We loooooove you!
8 September 2020 : Just a reminder, @RichmondPolice don’t care that one of their cops threatened people on social media. I’ve moved from “defund the police” to “ACAB” faster than they release proud boys.
8 September 2020 : I’d say you should make a complaint, but somehow I feel like that would result in some “accidental” shooting scenario.
8 September 2020 : Because fuck the public comments I guess? https://twitter.com/ardzes/status/1303451711881834505
8 September 2020 : Wow. Wow. Just. Wow. We’ve been asking for a safer community and we’re met with tear gas. How bout you reign that in before you ask anything of the people here?
7 September 2020 : If I don’t have to work the next day, I’m in. If I do have to work, I can just wake up a little early and do it sober.
7 September 2020 : Only if it’s the kind with a twin over a full and I get the full, and if you’ll cuddle me when I ask.
7 September 2020 : Nah. I’ll just move in with y’all.
7 September 2020 : Are you me?
7 September 2020 : That’s better than “I make bad decisions,” so yeah, let’s go with that. 😂
7 September 2020 : Ooh! Nope, 3!
7 September 2020 : Y’all are killing me. 2.
7 September 2020 : I’d like to let it be known that I now identify as conflagration. That feels accurate.
7 September 2020 : Try this. Not the pig part. (Or do that too, idc.) pic.twitter.com/DxNVr0wPzb
7 September 2020 : This. I’ve learned so much in the last few months, and have so much more to learn. Educate others if you’re able! Respect and dialogue build bridges. https://twitter.com/herosnvrdie69/status/1302758573303267328
6 September 2020 : I’ve heard application of a guillotine blade will take care of thumb pain. https://twitter.com/betacuck4lyfe/status/1302702631110864897
6 September 2020 : I do not endorse this tactic, as it is certainly a felony. But I’d laugh my ass off if I saw it.
6 September 2020 : I was thinking about making a potato gun for...reasons. Definitely not to knock people off bikes. (And for legal reasons, I’m obviously joking.)
6 September 2020 : Can we talk about how there was no tear gas, no pepper balls, no flash bangs, no obvious brutality (that I saw) and almost all the cops were wearing masks? What a world.
6 September 2020 : I love opening this app in the morning after a night of wine and discovering things I said. 🙃
6 September 2020 : This. https://twitter.com/joshuapotash/status/1302477813858144256
6 September 2020 : Yes.
5 September 2020 : Ssssh. I really am a dog that types.
5 September 2020 : Your selfies are adorable, but let’s be honest. I’ve never looked better. pic.twitter.com/n5eXqzcHx3
5 September 2020 : 100% agree with you. But also, fuck that guy.
5 September 2020 : To be fair, I think he started with ballet.
5 September 2020 : Go to bed Vicki. You know if you stay up too late you get grumpy.
5 September 2020 : Not the son of 2 RPD cops (no longer together, bless their hearts) posting threats! Must be genetic.
4 September 2020 : No no no. I like it. But I also hate it.
4 September 2020 : Oof. That’s a little too real.
4 September 2020 : 1. You’re the best. 2. Looking at the CALEA website, I’m not sure RPD is accredited anymore.
4 September 2020 : Not at all, love! It means you need better shoes!
4 September 2020 : Then nah. It’s unlikely that a new law would be applied retroactively. Definitely not for criminal charges, and I doubt that civil suits would be different. Disclaimer- definitely NOT an attorney.
4 September 2020 : Do you want my honest opinion or me to tell you what you’d like to hear?
4 September 2020 : I don’t know this person, but imma be honest. I’m a little in love. https://twitter.com/kihmberlie/status/1301705253935624193
4 September 2020 : Healthcare workers are held accountable, even if what they did was an accident or done in good faith. And I haven’t seen any physicians or nurses shooting folks. Let em quit.
4 September 2020 : I love a candidate who can just tell the truth!! 💕
4 September 2020 : Well, may the bridges I burn light my path. Fuck ‘em.
3 September 2020 : Dude. Those are sea otters. C’mon.
3 September 2020 : No more twitter before 8am pic.twitter.com/vfrJiiEK0h
3 September 2020 : Dude. Get. Out. Of. My. Head.
3 September 2020 : Of the addresses I’ve found, none are in the city. I’m sure a few *must* be, but off the top of my head, I can think of 2-3 in Hanover, 2 in Henrico, 2-3 in Chesterfield.
2 September 2020 : Best thing I’ve heard about this virus. Maybe Soros is funding it, too? (/s!!) https://twitter.com/efindell/status/1301255219427373056
2 September 2020 : Right? Like someone is gonna go and report that a certain maskless cop spat in their face while he was yelling at them, and leave a home address?
2 September 2020 : (And I realize that sounds snotty, but I was really asking)
2 September 2020 : This one? pic.twitter.com/ijdeYPnfHR
2 September 2020 : Can someone explain the significance? Google says it’s for protection- am I missing something?
2 September 2020 : Super crazy.
2 September 2020 : I keep seeing things about getting a job... what if I already have 2? I don’t think I can fit another in my schedule, tbh.
2 September 2020 : @RPDID2020 do we know this pig?
2 September 2020 : Tbh, I saw you trip yesterday. I don’t know that wheels would make it safer for you. 😉
2 September 2020 : Coconut oil helps me fwiw
2 September 2020 : I’m sensing a theme
2 September 2020 : Hang out with racists?
2 September 2020 : Guest room is always open if needed!
2 September 2020 : Get ‘em, chica. https://twitter.com/rtdnews/status/1300931967572156421
2 September 2020 : You need more people to do that. There were as many cops as protestors. Would’ve just wound up with everyone in cuffs.
2 September 2020 : That tow truck tried to back into protestors, and then cops threatened the protestors with arrest for being “pedestrians in the roadway.” Fucking pigs.
2 September 2020 : Motion to change it to “beat and infect”
2 September 2020 : Up until they speared that guy off his bike, yep.
1 September 2020 : They didn’t order anyone to disperse, at least not where it was audible.
31 August 2020 : Wow. Now I’m gonna second guess before I like stuff. Thanks for that extra touch of anxiety though! 😂
31 August 2020 : Tbh, I’m just kinda embracing the feeling of bees in my head all the time. It’s not a long term strategy, but for right now, it’s just how life is.
31 August 2020 : “Issues related to community engagement”- maybe he wants to bring in his buddy to help beat and gas people, and knows CMPD has the experience.
31 August 2020 : If by “focus at work” you mean “rant endlessly at my coworkers about how fucked everything is,” I haven’t had any trouble at all.
30 August 2020 : 1. I love him! 2. I don’t know if you want/need help, or if it’d be ok for me to help, but I’m happy to volunteer if you need a hand!
30 August 2020 : I’m free tomorrow night. Anyone wanna go for a walk around town to celebrate this man? https://twitter.com/wrkclasshistory/status/1299892106115321856
30 August 2020 : Well, I’m not gonna make it out tonight. For those of you going, please stay safe! DMs are open if anyone needs help!
29 August 2020 : I won’t make the early one, but here’s to hoping for tonight
29 August 2020 : Yeah, nah.
29 August 2020 : Ah, the river house...
29 August 2020 : Oof. You make me feel old. 2002 here.
29 August 2020 : Curious- when did you graduate?
29 August 2020 : So are we done protesting, or nah? I’m out of the loop, but it’s been awfully quiet here lately.
28 August 2020 : A march everyone should love! https://twitter.com/anarchistfed/status/1299203965586944002
28 August 2020 : Ticks in water balloons!!
28 August 2020 : HOW THE FUCK DID IT TAKE A MONTH?!! https://twitter.com/byrobertor/status/1298983053281259530
28 August 2020 : BUY BREAD! It’s delicious. https://twitter.com/breadlinecap/status/1299124890361098241
27 August 2020 : Lemme know if you need help or supplies! I love doing projects!
26 August 2020 : WTF? That sucks! 😠
26 August 2020 : Charlie and Wash! pic.twitter.com/rJ8DpcKsCF
25 August 2020 : Gosh I love otters. https://twitter.com/montereyaq/status/1298390947068223488
25 August 2020 : “You get the brick” may be my new favorite consequence. https://twitter.com/herosnvrdie69/status/1298162123747491840
25 August 2020 : I enjoy feeding people, and will be happy to provide real sustenance as a thank you for keeping me up to date when I can’t be out. Also, I’m now replaying the food fight scene in Pan over and over in my head.
25 August 2020 : Getting old is also sleeping on a new pillow and not being able to turn your head to one side, and waking up at 0700 for no good reason. Welcome to the rest of your life!
25 August 2020 : I’m working today or I’d offer to be moral support, but let me know how it goes!
25 August 2020 : That’s both fair and responsible. I’ve found it difficult to be both simultaneously lately, so thanks for taking the high road.
25 August 2020 : I’m not judging you here, and I admire your optimism, but may I have some of whatever you’re on? 😂 I keep waiting for them to bust out of random doors and beat folks.
25 August 2020 : Just in case you aren’t aware, the only leading @LevarStoney has done has been leading this city into corruption and brutality.
24 August 2020 : What the fuck https://twitter.com/samswey/status/1298010328039657472
24 August 2020 : Haven’t tried that, but I can swing by before I go to my shift at hospital if you wanna post your address.
24 August 2020 : Shit, I don’t? So I can sleep in tomorrow?
24 August 2020 : Bricks stopped that one cop last night it looked like. 😂
24 August 2020 : Maybe they forgot to release them yet? Their graphics department is a little behind schedule?
24 August 2020 : Oh thank goodness
24 August 2020 : Oh jfc. Please tell me it wasn’t the one I suggested.
24 August 2020 : Hilarious! Did you have the officers at GWARBar tested after possible exposure the other night, since they don’t seem to think they need to wear masks?
23 August 2020 : Fair points. Thanks for clarifying!
23 August 2020 : Would it matter if it was? Sharing pics of people taken in public isn’t illegal, and neither is sharing publicly obtainable info afaik. (Not trying to argue, just curious why it would matter besides being annoying)
23 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/NQ9pvIzN9p
23 August 2020 : Am I a bad person if I hope that every cop caught it?
23 August 2020 : They? And in the city limits? Just clarifying some possibly inaccurate info here and can’t dm you.
23 August 2020 : Even kitties are sick of RPD’s shit.
23 August 2020 : Important note- I don’t mind, but my husband may.
23 August 2020 : I have 4 cordless drills. Am I gay? No one told me there was a correlation.
23 August 2020 : Hey- you’ve got my number if you need a ride. Lemme know!
22 August 2020 : Or... a nice walk and maybe some wine? (I’ve got goodies for you)
22 August 2020 : So I can’t actually see your reply here, but based on the preview I saw, I’m not dishonest or a communist, so let’s just assume you don’t have a legit response.
22 August 2020 : So are you saying graffiti should be met with brutality? How do you feel about protestors carrying assault weapons at the Capitol?
22 August 2020 : Racism doesn’t exist? That’s incredible! So all those slurs and neo-nazi graffiti in the East End are imaginary?
22 August 2020 : And you’re so sleazy you got fired from a strip club, so... “bad choice”?
22 August 2020 : So, for those of us that work all day, are we supposed to take time off to protest? Or just not protest the injustices we seek to change?
21 August 2020 : Do you actually interact with anyone involved in the marches/protests, or just believe what RPD feeds you?
21 August 2020 : I’ve talked to a handful of people on monument, and a friend that lives right at the circle. I read the article in question, but I also am familiar with the bias displayed by local media. What property is the city rebuilding? Stoney is oblivious.
21 August 2020 : Who’s life has been disrupted? And aside from very early on, which local businesses have been harmed? Broken bank windows hardly seem like they’d disrupt anyone’s life. Honest question here- I want to know who is hurt by angry people marching.
21 August 2020 : Like folks getting arrested for trespassing on public sidewalks? Or charged with bs felonies? Bc I could agree with you if that’s what you meant. Otherwise, whose livelihoods are being harmed?
21 August 2020 : But why do people care more about broken windows than lives being taken away? Voting and peaceful protests haven’t changed things, so maybe it’s time to be loud. (2/2)
21 August 2020 : I haven’t lied about a single thing I’ve experienced in these situations. My issue is with people being arrested and persecuted for not agreeing or fitting in with the status quo. Sometimes things get broken, which has nothing to do with me personally, (1/2)
21 August 2020 : When have you been there? The other night when she was harassing people for standing on a sidewalk? And “we” can refer to women, men, and everyone else as whatever “we” would like.
21 August 2020 : I’m not advocating violence, but I would sleep more soundly if something terrible happened to her.
21 August 2020 : I don’t think he’s dividing anyone. The RPD is causing deeper rifts every day, and this particular cop is generally a sack of shit not worth the space she takes up. Until you’re out there seeing what they do, maybe you should be better.
20 August 2020 : Maybe you scared them off?
20 August 2020 : His claim was they were a synonym for yellow jackets, which I hadn’t ever heard. His family is definitely not hillbillies though.
20 August 2020 : Hey, look everybody! I have enough people looking at this stuff that I’m getting hate tweets! This is a new level of fame!
20 August 2020 : It’s the babiest of chomps and I love it.
20 August 2020 : Almost every person I know could use some therapy; I’ve never understood the stigma. If we can grow as humans, why be ashamed of that?
20 August 2020 : Sigh.
19 August 2020 : Therapist recommendations in Richmond please?
19 August 2020 : Can I call you and figure out how to get you to represent my district too? 😂
19 August 2020 : Dammit. I got so excited I forgot how to read.
19 August 2020 : Wait, do we now have Reva Trammell’s cell number? https://twitter.com/amyinthe8th/status/1296170732519661568
19 August 2020 : Anyone you can recommend for a friend facing similar charges?
19 August 2020 : You’re just saying that bc he Venmo’d you, right? 😂
19 August 2020 : So I’m disagreeing with my spouse. Has anyone ever heard of “ground bees” in relation to yellow jackets?
19 August 2020 : Goddammit. I want more stories of men NOT being assholes. Like when Harry Potter stopped that mugging. Anything to shine a ray of light.
19 August 2020 : I feel like an angle grinder would be better than a hacksaw, and maybe just going for the base instead of the head depending on the statue... but I dunno.
19 August 2020 : (And most of my clothes are women’s 2-4, with maybe some 0s and 6s, and shoe size tiny, FYI)
19 August 2020 : But if you want to, I do love shopping... 😂
19 August 2020 : I’ve asked the husband to send you some monies. (I’m so old and lazy that I haven’t actually downloaded Venmo, but he has it 😂)
19 August 2020 : I’m old and a little lazy; do you use Venmo?
19 August 2020 : I think you and @AlexOxford3 should take at least a full 24 hours off. Y’all impress the shit out of me consistently, but I worry that neither of you are taking enough time for self care.
19 August 2020 : I was wondering about that, thinking about how I never got that pony when I was little...
19 August 2020 : Happy to contribute to your court attire fund if needed- lemme know!
19 August 2020 : I have space in my kitchen for one if you need me to hold onto it and definitely not eat the entire thing in one afternoon.
19 August 2020 : Not sure what size you are, but you’re welcome to raid my closet for things to borrow! I’m sure I at least have some shirts that would fit you.
19 August 2020 : As a mostly straight cis woman, when I worked for large corporations, I would gleefully poop in public toilets on company time and then tell my coworkers how it went. What does that make me? (Besides an oversharer 😂)
19 August 2020 : He looks less like Vanilla Ice in his mugshot and for some reason I find that disappointing.
19 August 2020 : You gotta take a night off, for your sanity! The world will still be a clusterfuck tomorrow, I’m sure.
18 August 2020 : Anyone have any more of those “abolish” stickers they were handing out today, or any ideas where I could pick up a couple?
18 August 2020 : His friends wouldn’t even let him talk to me later, and I’m 120lbs soaking wet! I’d love to see his ass in the courts!
18 August 2020 : Thanks for all your hard work!
18 August 2020 : Can we talk about the one in the 3rd floor window at Jefferson and Broad, tho? Bitch got a whole ass march to stop for her and didn’t come down. 😆
18 August 2020 : BLM 757 pic.twitter.com/l6F0jHyFYh
18 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/V8pb5xpBp9
18 August 2020 : Joel won’t move for my photo, but short stuff has gone inside for a better vantage point. @tormaid @GoadGatsby @AlexOxford3
18 August 2020 : So lessons here: we should arm ourselves like it’s the end of days (it may be, after all), and carry water balloons at all times. Got it.
18 August 2020 : Officer knife thinks he’s clever, maybe we don’t see the phone. This is a prime example of why their training isn’t enough. 😂
18 August 2020 : Here’s some names pic.twitter.com/UgbOM62VWk
18 August 2020 : Update- Joel
18 August 2020 : Here he is pic.twitter.com/yiEHr6eftP
18 August 2020 : Our friend from VCUPD Officer Abernathy just said they’re not declaring an unlawful assembly now, but he’d “call [them] back later.” Now there’s a scuffle, the pigs have pushed someone. @AlexOxford3 @GoadGatsby @tormaid
18 August 2020 : Trying to catch up- where y’all at?
18 August 2020 : That’s what I said! “Being awesome”!
18 August 2020 : “Being awesome”
18 August 2020 : Ummmm... does coup not mean what I think it means? 😉
18 August 2020 : Recognizable jowls pic.twitter.com/5DLft6aj1o
18 August 2020 : If anyone needs to visit this fascist pic.twitter.com/2lwgje0KIS
18 August 2020 : Pinning his wife pic.twitter.com/qU081LPu0u
18 August 2020 : But I admire the hell out of your optimism pic.twitter.com/QwBI5yfGrp
18 August 2020 : @IwriteOK shit, is it happening? I didn’t get bolt cutters yet! https://twitter.com/darianmochaa/status/1295529182382956546
17 August 2020 : Hey @LevarStoney , how does it feel to be a hypocrite, a sell out, and hated by pretty much everyone in Richmond? 😂
17 August 2020 : But they still have to pay full tuition, right? So why would @VCU care? https://twitter.com/edace2936/status/1295495945514299398
17 August 2020 : Next time they follow you or @JLJLovesRVA around shouting your names, maybe you could ask them.
17 August 2020 : I do have to say that the new strategy to catch “the unabomber” being to just annoy the shit out of people is pretty disappointing.
17 August 2020 : I have lots of pictures of various fat fucks, but not that one in particular. Hmm. Anyone?
17 August 2020 : Hmm. I’ll see what I’ve got, but I had a long day at work and haven’t made as much progress as I’d hoped on my yearbook project.
17 August 2020 : So, y’all wanna march to RTD HQ next time? 300 E Franklin.
17 August 2020 : Wow. Just. Wow. Don’t guess you happen to have a pic of this upstanding public servant?
17 August 2020 : Explains the confusion on the word violence lately.
17 August 2020 : You can’t see it, but I’m definitely making my surprised face. /s
17 August 2020 : Dammit. I’d be there if I wasn’t at work. ☹️
17 August 2020 : @tormaid
17 August 2020 : Darn it. I’m so bad at faces.
17 August 2020 : Can anyone better than me at faces confirm if it is Vicki Cangelosi? pic.twitter.com/PTOOAcQm8o
17 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/gfFwsTifl1
17 August 2020 : RPD SUV parked at Avis on Broad near Malvern. Wonder if that’s where they’re getting the white vans.
17 August 2020 : If you could give them syphilis or something too, that’d be great. (Not implying that you have any STIs, or that I judge anyone for that, just that it would be another layer of annoyance for them.)
17 August 2020 : Any word on charges?
17 August 2020 : Wait, this one? This Kathryn Hannah Leone? pic.twitter.com/bPq59SAYSy
17 August 2020 : Oooh! Or cards! Let’s make cards! Anyone know a graphic design person or someone who can do this with me? 😂
17 August 2020 : Im thinking a yearbook of sorts would be handy. I’ve got a couple of screenshots imma work to put together in the next few days I think.
17 August 2020 : But I mean, the wit required for that retort is outstanding... 🙄
17 August 2020 : A while ago, I would have agreed with this. But at this point, I can honestly say I fucking hate each and every one of them, and wouldn’t piss on them if they were on fire. Fuck the cops. https://twitter.com/macsmiff/status/1295133667983888386
17 August 2020 : @RichmondPolice @LevarStoney if this is how you allow your thugs to act, is it any wonder people are angry about it? https://twitter.com/jljlovesrva/status/1295180459861839874
17 August 2020 : How is this not considered harassment? If we did that to them, we’d be arrested for threatening them.
17 August 2020 : Does anyone have the birthday list that was put out a while back for our friendly local terrorists with badges?
17 August 2020 : Fair enough. Sorry to encourage you to antagonize! I couldn’t hold it in. 😂
17 August 2020 : PLEEEEEEASE ASK if that’s Vicki. I think it is...
17 August 2020 : I’ll retract my argument about fascist moms if you do it.
17 August 2020 : We can dream
17 August 2020 : Ask her if her name is Vicki. If she says yes, ask if she liked her vacation.
17 August 2020 : Let’s see her face then! Since they won’t give out names, maybe some twitter sleuths can recognize them. (But please don’t get maced for taking a pic.)
17 August 2020 : Sounds like harassment and intimidation to me. Shame they won’t share their names with the public. 🙄
17 August 2020 : Are you kidding me? As someone in the second half of my 30s, revolutionary twitter is the most socializing I’ve done in months! (Even before the pandemic)
17 August 2020 : Try to get a comment on RPD’s policy re masks. They won’t reply to my email about that either. 😂
17 August 2020 : You should ask if he needs help figuring out that new Facebook all the kids are talking about.
17 August 2020 : I’m not sure that helped 😂
17 August 2020 : I agree with your message here, but tbh, now I’m just sad that summer is ending. 😢
16 August 2020 : Sending virtual hugs 😢
16 August 2020 : True anarchy here.
16 August 2020 : Ooh, I also started an weird taxidermy habit when Charlie took to murdering small animals. Skulls make interesting air plant holders. TMI? Ah well.
16 August 2020 : I can vouch for eating out the middle and leaving the outsides of the Oreos. 😇
16 August 2020 : So you took that sign, right?
16 August 2020 : I mean, I’m kinda into it tbh
16 August 2020 : I mentioned previously that I’m happy to chip in for supplies for a new sign- dm me or let me know who needs what!
16 August 2020 : But in all seriousness, I’m happy to donate for a new rebar reinforced sign. Let me know who wants to put it up, and I’ll get supplies.
16 August 2020 : Charlie is a ferocious guard dog, tho. Check out those teef. pic.twitter.com/Xdu4g4oKT6
16 August 2020 : Hey hey hey. I’m pretty darn white (not my fault, don’t hold it against me), and I only come armed with water and an incredible sense of humor. It can be cutting at times, tho. 😉
16 August 2020 : Wow. Thanks for the intelligent debate. That’s very inspiring.
16 August 2020 : You’re also welcome to cuddle my dogs. They make everything better, imo.
16 August 2020 : Dressing up like GI Joe and assaulting folks seems to help certain types manage these sorts of things. I can also recommend shooting (it’s cathartic AND training 😂). Big fan of day drinking and house projects too.
16 August 2020 : Charlie loves snuggling in dirt, and also everyone who sees this. She hopes you smile today. pic.twitter.com/9Vh99JmbJA
16 August 2020 : Detaining you for what? Being in public? FFS.
16 August 2020 : That makes me giggle so much.
16 August 2020 : *all cops need to lose their funding. That MRAP and the vans were RPD’s.
16 August 2020 : I heard the chief just sat in his car. Between the water balloons and this, I think he may really be the wicked witch.
16 August 2020 : Y’all some scary mfers, I guess. 😂
16 August 2020 : And the mrap 😂
15 August 2020 : These guys are great! I wanna say it’s a golden orb weaver- they eat all the gross bugs!
15 August 2020 : This is an interesting thought. It makes me wonder if we could submit a FOI request to find out which officers responded to protestors on which night, and another request for payroll info, and correlate them.
15 August 2020 : As an update, my cards and I aren’t going to make it after all. Try not to be too sad. Be safe, have fun!
14 August 2020 : I mean, it makes housework more entertaining. And when I pick vegetables from the garden, it’s a nice surprise the next day.
14 August 2020 : It may not get better, but it’ll get easier. Or maybe I just day drink more. 😂
14 August 2020 : (But seriously, the world is better with you in it. I’m always available if you need to vent.)
14 August 2020 : Fuck that. If your brain wants to kill you, tell it to step up and do its own dirty work instead of trying to convince you to do it! It helps me to remember that I’m out for revenge on life itself.
14 August 2020 : Should I bring cards this time?
14 August 2020 : The scariest part is that chimps would totally be far right.
14 August 2020 : You didn’t even get the ones behind folks and across the street!
14 August 2020 : I think we should all file complaints about the lack of attention to safety. You’ve got at least 20 witnesses. 😂 anything to annoy them.
13 August 2020 : That woman is an angel. I’ll support this 100%.
13 August 2020 : Dear Mr. Tate: You’re welcome to never come back. You’ll get taxed either way. We won’t miss you. Love, Richmond residents
12 August 2020 : Homemade smoke bombs? Mirrors? Water balloons?!! So many options!
12 August 2020 : Wait, so what if a protestor *borrowed* a cruiser and bumped into the real rioters? Def not advocating this, just wondering if they’d hurt themselves in their confusion.
12 August 2020 : I’m mostly twitter illiterate, but it says I can’t DM you. I can do medic stuff around RVA if y’all need help. 😊
12 August 2020 : Sorry- real question here- no trespassing in a public park/green space?
12 August 2020 : Yeah, I’ve asked that question multiple times. They just ignore me, same as usual.
12 August 2020 : Who will Stoney pick to head the pre-crime division?
12 August 2020 : Can I just point out that line about “you can find out what the issues are”? Like, if you don’t know, I kinda envy your ignorance, but damn. They’ve literally made flyers. 😂
12 August 2020 : Lies. If you were *really* sorry, you’d bring me some! 😂 pic.twitter.com/unkJViB5br
12 August 2020 : That’s what we keep saying! If only we could get those damned cops to quit rioting all the time! 🙃
12 August 2020 : Well thanks, now I do too.
12 August 2020 : He was nice enough to show us his whole face at least... 🙄
12 August 2020 : Also legal AFAIK
12 August 2020 : Did you ever report on the violent man who shot towards protestors on 7/25? How the cops have him and his license plate on video? How about you pay attention to PEOPLE being targeted instead of glass?
12 August 2020 : Or not arresting a man who fired a pistol toward protestors even though they have video with him and his license plate?
12 August 2020 : Police chief for now?
12 August 2020 : My friend was in a parking lot down there, just replying to a text with her flashers on, and 2 of them pulled up to question her. Maybe there’s a new ordinance that people can’t wear black, or park their cars.
12 August 2020 : Does anyone know where someone could get pigs’ heads? Or extra fetal pigs that the HS bio class didn’t use? Asking for a friend.
12 August 2020 : I mean, there’s a few down in the Brandermill area. And some in Hanover. If that birthday list is floating around, a lot the names aren’t too hard to find. Not that I’m condoning that.
12 August 2020 : I meant to see if you wanted to take me up on that, but I had to run. Maybe another day! 😊
12 August 2020 : What do you mean when you say “engage in white fragility”? And I’m not saying it’s anyone’s job, but if someone wants to help and doesn’t know where to start, it seems like guidance would be beneficial for all parties. (Not arguing, just clarifying.)
12 August 2020 : I’ll let you push me into each of them so they accidentally break if you’d like.
10 August 2020 : I don’t disagree with that, but tell them what else they can do to help. I think a lot of well meaning people are misguided, and would welcome opinions from BIPOC folks in their communities.
9 August 2020 : @andreasrva @RichmondPolice @LevarStoney @kimgray4rva c’mon, y’all, don’t make us late to the party. #DefundThePolice https://twitter.com/richmondvaTAP/status/1292589267735191553
17 July 2020 : Hey @LevarStoney , genuine question here- do you really think MORE cops are what your citizens need? I wonder if you’ve just given up. #DefundThePolice https://twitter.com/KenyaTheHunter/status/1283868753042837504
10 July 2020 : This is the most useful thing that council has done in my memory. Hopefully we can follow the example. #DefundThePolice @andreasrva https://twitter.com/Terrence_STR/status/1281425476708438018
5 July 2020 : ...cool cool cool... #DefundThePolice https://twitter.com/MsLisaHendricks/status/1279637036605927428
5 July 2020 : Shame on you, @RichmondPolice . #weprotectus #DefundThePolice https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1279583634392076298
27 June 2020 : When you were little, you remember how you couldn’t wait to open that new toy and play with it? Well, @VSPPIO and @RichmondPolice have so many fun new toys from taxpayers, and they just get so excited! #DefundThePolice #RVA
27 June 2020 : Thanks for your coverage of the truth, @NBC12 @CBS6 And thanks for protecting your constituents, @LevarStoney & @GovernorVA #DefundThePolice #RVA https://twitter.com/carterforva/status/1276714745954013184
27 June 2020 : Goddammit @VSPPIO @RichmondPolice why are y’all so angry about people in a park? Why isn’t @NBC12 or @CBS6 showing what y’all really do to people practicing civil unrest? Y’all aren’t keeping it civil, that’s for sure. #richmondprotest #DefundThePolice
26 June 2020 : Hey, if we’re posting photos of people getting arrested, can we see what Riley O’Shaughnessey looks like? Or are we only showing certain people, as if there was an agenda here? #DefundThePolice @LevarStoney
24 June 2020 : Here’s the dangerous folks of whom @LevarStoney and @RichmondPolice seem so scared. I feel safer already. 🙄 #DefundThePolice #RichmondProtest https://twitter.com/aeringle/status/1275686549737353218
23 June 2020 : But also, donating is good too, of course.
23 June 2020 : Even better than donating, how about we take his bills out of RPD’s budget? #DefundThePolice https://twitter.com/JulietGilbert98/status/1275570811492016128