17 December 2020 : I said his stupid book was important as the alphabet book Hannibal Buress read on Australian morning tv.
17 December 2020 : So glad Seth blocked me bc I’m guessing whatever he said was probably dumb and bed.
17 December 2020 : This is beautiful. Thank you and thank you heather.
17 December 2020 : This fucking owl has a job and I don’t.
17 December 2020 : I just don’t understand what purpose it serves. Just....turn the car off. Nothing else has to change.
17 December 2020 : i grew up in fairfax county and there has never been a point in my life where i was this stupid.
17 December 2020 : Tell him. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/G4jclNLJ6J
17 December 2020 : Tell him. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/yMR7UZJsbJ
17 December 2020 : Fuck just calling them. DM their staffers. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/mPzeevOGel
17 December 2020 : Mmmm guess you forgot wards 7 and 8 are 100% full of people who just moved here from San Diego.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/BCOhGTeeqB
17 December 2020 : Yes. And staff. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/Yy4P5VFMXg
17 December 2020 : Yes. That's exactly how it made me, a person who is single and lost their home, feel.
17 December 2020 : Wow really sad you're a small business hating socialist now. I'll pray for you ok.
17 December 2020 : Demand checks for enough money that we can actually live in the bizarro world these people are in. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/ZX1qFMmwPK
17 December 2020 : hi duck
17 December 2020 : Ask his staff what word he means. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/yScdPuq4Pd
17 December 2020 : Yall. https://twitter.com/Conthescene/status/1339676076264534021?s=20
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/X6V7Xm8bl1
17 December 2020 : my nose is bleeding today, i love this weather it's perfect.
17 December 2020 : I urge everyone to stay alert by not literally handing their car keys to strangers.
17 December 2020 : the article says it was running lol
17 December 2020 : lmao who are these people who dont lock their cars. does mercedes lock the gas tank when the car is locked like bmw does? it's a horrible feature, obviously designed by someone who never pumps gas in the actual world.
17 December 2020 : I haven't owned a car in 10 years since my Impala got stolen 4 times in 12 months, and whenever I have a rental I remember to lock it.
17 December 2020 : tell them, everyday, nonstop, every platform. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/bZVrmo8tc1
17 December 2020 : and even then, why do you need to leave the car on??
17 December 2020 : who leaves their car running while doing errands
17 December 2020 : She'll ignore me, as they all do. Or try to dump me off on Alan From Unemployment. pic.twitter.com/Yj6CtFnI5H
17 December 2020 : Start here. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/njmosIODxM
17 December 2020 : Tell them. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/mDFio9c9Hy
17 December 2020 : you stay dragging the worst shit into my timeline, forcing me to respond to these people.
17 December 2020 : Earlier this year, I thought I could rely on my government to do literally anything for me when COVID devastated my business. Now I'm homeless and suicidal. Maybe we could end crimes of opportunity by actually doing shit and keeping people from needing the opportunity.
17 December 2020 : do dawes and moceanu count
17 December 2020 : And obviously you know, but for those who need guidance.
17 December 2020 : They're hard to find in stores, but Grainger pretty reliably has P100 cartridges in stock. I've been tear gassed many times in these and they work: https://www.grainger.com/product/3M-Combination-Cartridge-Filter-4JG12 If you want a science for it, here's the CDC respirator recommendation: https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npg/npgd0119.html
17 December 2020 : Since people keep asking where: it’s apparently whole ass world tour. pic.twitter.com/zeeLexjeUT
17 December 2020 : God I wish they used formulas (or real names) for facebook URLs 😂😩
17 December 2020 : Marco Rubio talked about his dick size on National TV.
17 December 2020 : World tour, baby pic.twitter.com/ZMKeCFlGvK
17 December 2020 : I would like to remind people business money is also unhelpful to a lot of businesses. My business cannot operate and has lost over $500,000 in revenue, and I was given a $1,000 PPP and $9,000 EIDL. Meanwhile, mega churches got millions.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/7SPrcv8LuR
17 December 2020 : Does this apply to when you switch from regular UI to PEUC, though?
17 December 2020 : If they don't extend the eviction moratorium bandaid, how many people lose their homes without retroactive enhanced unemployment before that?
17 December 2020 : idk who the current plan is relief for, because i own a business in the incredibly impacted trade show industry and lost my home already, and this won't relieve shit for me. perhaps we can call it scraps.
17 December 2020 : Breaking into my old apartment to let my former landlord know things are normal now and I live here again.
17 December 2020 : I'm homeless due to lack of aid and millions of others are or will be too. But normal. Ok. Cool.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/ivnNEQ720p
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/MxFDTITyT4
17 December 2020 : Tell them no. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/DeVgdV7CK7
17 December 2020 : When can we sue them for sitting our money for so long.
17 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1325580361783529472?s=20
17 December 2020 : Yule log, but it's the fires underneath antifas at the stake.
17 December 2020 : Exactly! That's why I am handing you the personal social media profiles of his staffers. It's their personal Facebooks, Twitters, Instagrams. Make them listen to us. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/tmRnL1FeQx
17 December 2020 : All I want for Christmas is military tribunals. 🎄
17 December 2020 : Ask them why. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/hUXMV4E6hk
17 December 2020 : Mmm so people don't want their neighbors to be evicted and freeze to death this winter? Wild. How do I get a job brainstorming ideas for polls.
17 December 2020 : Ask them, Mike. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/llL0ucubVE
17 December 2020 : Ask him. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/BAGnRw5AyG
17 December 2020 : Mike, are you admitting he's going to have his second inauguration here in dc?
17 December 2020 : because sarcasm is a popular form of discourse here on twitter dot com
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/3bBZlYpNlX
17 December 2020 : Tell him all about it. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/6ASxZZrKW8
17 December 2020 : Ask him. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/P6dhy6RBDm
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/e2YRbXDnX8
17 December 2020 : You can tweet more than just Mark 😊 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/xsAUPjZNSl
17 December 2020 : starting my own discourse where you put how much money your parents contributed toward your tuition next to your name.
17 December 2020 : yeah i get 105 and lost my home months ago. i dont really care what the dems say or do. my point is people wont pay them bc they cant.
17 December 2020 : If you own a small business in DC and you desperately need aid and aren't receiving it, please fill out this form: https://airtable.com/shrfuSrZDw02Eu1YO
17 December 2020 : My business has lost over $500,000 in revenue and has been given $2,000 in grants and $10,000 in loans. My weekly unemployment is 7.2% of what I would be paid if I was working. Nothing about this is unique, and it's not something that I can change or fix. It's what you want.
17 December 2020 : My business has lost over $500,000 in revenue and has been given $2,000 in grants and $10,000 in loans. My weekly unemployment benefit is 7.2% of what I would be paid if I was working. Nothing about this is unique, and it's not something that I can change or fix. Fuck Mitch.
17 December 2020 : Bahrain lmao
17 December 2020 : What. pic.twitter.com/G9QWR8pYq0
17 December 2020 : Lol well in this case people won’t have the money to pay so they won’t, and it is what it is for the irs.
17 December 2020 : Especially without backpay, we’re going to have mass homelessness. Taxes won’t even be on the radar.
17 December 2020 : Enforce what? I receive so little UI I lost my home. The average recipient in dc gets 21% of their salary. Unless they hold me down and take out my kidney and sell it, good luck.
17 December 2020 : I mean, realistically we can’t. The average UI recipient in DC is given 21% of their income.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/bWKUibjSAv
17 December 2020 : I’m used to paying thousands because I’ve always been 1099, but I have no intention of paying shit this year. They’re giving us 10% of our wages and expecting us to save for taxes...like how? Even if people knew it was coming, we can’t.
17 December 2020 : I need to borrow a rich persons children.
17 December 2020 : This tweet sucks shit.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/si3oTEdsqe
17 December 2020 : I’m about a week away from saying we can start with their families and make them watch.
17 December 2020 : Lol my business lost $500,000 in revenue and the sba gave me $10,000 and now I’m homeless. The benchmark for businesses was “are you a big corporation that’s doing well? Here’s money please donate to my campaign.”
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/c1uRxvytL6
17 December 2020 : Less than HALF of one month in a studio!
17 December 2020 : Lol all my mom watches is newsmax. I’m happy to sometimes stay with anti maskers who are otherwise normal over her 24/7.
17 December 2020 : Oh well if it’s larger than 2009 i guess I’m magically not homeless anymore.
17 December 2020 : I move a lot but it’s more I don’t want the responsibility of dealing with it. It’s like kids and pets lol. Too much work no thank you.
17 December 2020 : “Here is less than 10% of your normal income, make sure you save money out of it for taxes. Enjoy!”
17 December 2020 : I would have lost my home even earlier if I had a single penny taken out of mine so idk if it’s all forward thinking. I’ve been 1099 my entire adult life and always owe thousands, but it is what it is when you need to eat.
17 December 2020 : We can’t afford rent or food lmao were not paying taxes.
17 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/w5JWES6c2p
17 December 2020 : I do not give a shit about home ownership. I’m perfectly happy renting and not having any land
17 December 2020 : I meant what house.
17 December 2020 : i'm homeless so like...random air and space? i'm 32 not 70 i never owned a home lmao
17 December 2020 : a discount to what
17 December 2020 : I literally had covid and was totally fine, and I'd fucking kill someone for a vaccine. These people are brain diseased.
17 December 2020 : ok but does that top this pic.twitter.com/0NORrLr7P1
17 December 2020 : https://fb.watch/2qGesYm8_k/
17 December 2020 : they should stop that.
17 December 2020 : On the plus side, i think all the bowling alleys went bankrupt.
17 December 2020 : @CoralPerkins51 HER NOT YOU SORRY
17 December 2020 : is this loss
17 December 2020 : Well, I'm homeless. But unemployment does replace 7.2% of my normal weekly income, so that's pretty cool.
17 December 2020 : literally got a targeted ad about paying to become a lord the other day
17 December 2020 : Wow so Tulsi Gabbard sucks? That's so wild and new, what happened? This is sooooo crazy and unexpected. pic.twitter.com/JKc1llC1mo
17 December 2020 : My last paycheck was approximately February 2020.
17 December 2020 : Have they considered scrapping unemployment and replacing it w McDonalds coupons? Since we're not getting retroactive pay, it's about as equally useful to us as what they're going to do -- but this way you can save a bunch of money by not giving out checks before we drop dead.
17 December 2020 : ok but like we knew all this pic.twitter.com/eO578oe4DH
17 December 2020 : travis i heard from a very reputable source this is all correct, i'm sorry to tell you.
17 December 2020 : that's fucking nuts. is your industry closed?
17 December 2020 : Tell them. http://shorturl.at/brIU8 pic.twitter.com/9cr1DAwF3y
17 December 2020 : Retroactive unemployment!!!!!! http://shorturl.at/brIU8 pic.twitter.com/I4AqQOe7t1
17 December 2020 : what the fuck? did you have to do a recon or something?
17 December 2020 : I was given a $1,000 PPP. It's useless. The EIDL allows my business to pay its bills and have money to work to get clients and land big contracts post vaccine. Marketing is expensive.
17 December 2020 : For businesses that cannot operate, PPP is useless. Only EIDL helps. Why aren't we getting another round of EIDL from the SBA?
17 December 2020 : Enhanced unemployment would allow me to live while pivoting my business and preparing for when there is a vaccine by increasing marketing and lining up deals. But alas, my business gets shit and now I'm homeless. Thanks for your input tho!
17 December 2020 : Nope. I own a business in the trade show industry and a huge chunk of my work is in Orlando. Despite a lack of local mandates, the shows are all canceled. Revenue is down over $500,000 and Ive been given $10k in loans & $2k in grants. I dont see your GOP talking about more EIDL.
17 December 2020 : Moore is good tho!
17 December 2020 : Yup. Tulsa I’m looking at you.
17 December 2020 : tell them all. http://shorturl.at/brIU8 pic.twitter.com/6laLUWzBRp
17 December 2020 : Do you file the invoice your own way or is there a mandatory form? I made one up that showed the breakdown of work for my girls, and I wouldn't usually ever have that kind of a breakdown on an invoice.
17 December 2020 : I had everyone invoice me since I was paying with an EIDL (I don't usually require an invoice) stating plainly they did their filming on Saturday and their editing on Sunday, and I wouldn't take their videos unless it was Monday or later.
17 December 2020 : Could have been a melty pile of stock money!!
17 December 2020 : I mean it knocks out anything with a fast turnaround (unless it's a weekend) so idk how useful that is in your industry.
17 December 2020 : Can you do part of your work on a Saturday and part on a Sunday? My industry is 95% 1099 and this is what I did when I still had some money to try to pivot my company since UI is based on when you perform the work, not when you're paid.
17 December 2020 : a common mistake of new money people. just make sure your yacht isn't embarrassingly small and you'll be ok tho
17 December 2020 : See, it's so easy! I found that living off of 7.2% of my income was simple: I just sell off some of my numerous stocks each month, and it doesn't count as employment!
17 December 2020 : idk i make a pretty sweet $105 a week on unemployment so when you combine the two i'm basically the 1%
17 December 2020 : I have one for people who work at the mayors office too
17 December 2020 : I am an insane person and you would think people would learn but they never do. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
17 December 2020 : There is an unpublished column in my spreadsheets that consists of home addresses and spouses businesses :)
17 December 2020 : i have been literally begging people to come to mitch's house to protest and absolutely no one will
17 December 2020 : lol dont be sorry if i keep feeling as violent and angry as i do, homicide might start to feel like a reasonable response to anything for me.
17 December 2020 : lol at the idea of being alive long enough for that. personally i'm tired of hoping and waiting. employed people have largely not done jack shit to help us, outside of helpful suggestions of only fans and food bank lines.
17 December 2020 : I travel 200 days a year for work. I wouldn't kill someone for a vacation.
17 December 2020 : This was always going to be reality imo. It's why I've been saying I'd kill someone for a shot.
17 December 2020 : Both are great, but one is being pushed for much harder and some of us have had our entire industries 100% shuttered since March, living off 7.2% of our usual income.
17 December 2020 : If the world gave a shit about me, I wouldn't be told to be happy with $105 a week and some off brand oatmeal from the food bank. I don't need encouragement, I need money. Write your reps and tell them we need unemployment.
17 December 2020 : Also thanks for explaining congress to me.
17 December 2020 : Sorry to hear that. I lost my home in August because my state unemployment amount wasn't enough to pay my rent. There are a lot of us that are homeless and dead without backpay. I'm glad to hear you aren't tho.
17 December 2020 : Are you able to afford your rent?
17 December 2020 : If I hold firm and get nothing or if this happens as it is, I'll probably kill myself tbh bc my life are ruined. Many of our lives are ruined. Why are you angry on twitter that someone who is homeless bc of the pandemic wants a bill that gives her a chance to get back in a home?
17 December 2020 : It doesn't have retroactive pay so we can't pay our back rent or bills and we will still get evicted and have our possessions repossessed but ok
17 December 2020 : For those of us who have been unemployed, it certainly isn't better than nothing. Thanks tho!
17 December 2020 : Ignorance to the realities of how unemployment and the social safety net work in March was one thing, but it's prevalent today. So many work from home folks seem to think that surely there is *something* I could be doing. Wake up. This is EXACTLY how it's supposed to be.
16 December 2020 : In early March I was very matter of factly telling people who now WFH the reality of the situation: COVID is coming, and I will lose my business and home, and the people who work for me will lose their homes. And those folks were shocked! And just *so sure* I was wrong!!
16 December 2020 : The difference between my unemployment and my income will total over $50,000 in 2020. lmao they take that $600 check and shove it.
16 December 2020 : i literally own my own business and i hate it. i can't imagine loving work. people are wild.
16 December 2020 : Do you remember when this was a joke.
16 December 2020 : lmao did u see now it's no $3 check or whatever for anyone on UI
16 December 2020 : Any interest in hearing from people who are mixed 1099/W2 income and getting paid less on PEUC than they would if they were getting PUA? Because I would like to do a lot of bitching.
16 December 2020 : Anyway retroactive enhanced unemployment and stimulus checks aren’t mutually exclusive. And when those working moms get fired bc they’re stretched too thin, they’ll change their minds too.
16 December 2020 : If you believe you cant catch poverty like you can COVID, you’re more likely to be sympathetic to people living a similar life to yours. working parents trying their best. Ppl think I should be happy w some off brand oatmeal from a food bank and a new life w a minimum wage job.
16 December 2020 : Middle America? I think that’s here too.
16 December 2020 : “Oh there’s an eviction moratorium, unemployment, oh there’s whatever” and yet so much of the “assistance” is useless or intentionally designed to be cruel. The reality is people don’t care enough to bust their ass to help unless it’s happening to them or someone they love.
16 December 2020 : As a pandemically induced homeless person, I can assure you I’m not seeing mass mobilization, outrage, or assistance. Idle thoughts do us no good. I’d guess most employed people are well meaning but 100% clueless. I’m the only unemployed person I’m friends with in dc lmao
16 December 2020 : Just like Vegas required Hep A. I already know my international clients largely won’t work with someone who isn’t vaccinated even if smaller events don’t mandate it. I always thought it was funny that a bunch of nobodies thought they’d be in the first 6 months of shots lol
16 December 2020 : Hopefully. CES sent out an email over the summer asking how comfortable people would be showing proof of vax if the show wasn’t canceled and a vaccine existed by January. I don’t think they published the results but I’d love to know them. That requirement will be standard.
16 December 2020 : They had sympathetic media within one pay period. If people can’t fight for us the way they did for the government workers who knew they’d get back pay, fuck it. Burn it all down.
16 December 2020 : Same. I know my ability to go back to work will depend on the shot. I would fucking kill someone for it. Wonder how many people are gonna change their minds when they realize they can’t get jobs.
16 December 2020 : Slightly!
16 December 2020 : Lol that’s why I wanted the government to shut down so badly. Wake them up.
16 December 2020 : Getting 7.2% of my weekly pay, baby! Living the dream.
16 December 2020 : And here. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/htmlview pic.twitter.com/nh6nqvfFq9
16 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/htmlview pic.twitter.com/YMm1K5H4E6
16 December 2020 : Unfortunately, people were very busy caring about literally anything else.
16 December 2020 : lol I didn’t “fall” anywhere. I was violently placed there.
16 December 2020 : Tell them. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/oPTdqKbZ1Q
16 December 2020 : He specifically doesn’t want retroactive enhanced unemployment. Does missing months of your salary help you?
16 December 2020 : This is Veronica Mars erasure.
16 December 2020 : Let them know. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/3GaUXmpjRb
16 December 2020 : Manchin doesn’t want enhanced unemployment to be back paid, so he’s full of shit. pic.twitter.com/G1TwUbL6R2
16 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/Eyb1lFluWh
16 December 2020 : https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/htmlview pic.twitter.com/mzyAPTpiRi
16 December 2020 : They’re basically coupons for a happy meal at this rate.
16 December 2020 : Have you considered getting several full time minimum wages jobs so you can your rent tho
16 December 2020 : I’m so tired. How are the assholes not tired too.
16 December 2020 : Coupons for 10% off any McDonald’s order over $15, valid from 2-4 pm on the third Tuesday of the month.
16 December 2020 : Unless this is money in peoples hands it’s not going to work well and I hate it.
16 December 2020 : Heather, are any of these people taking into account what happens when eviction moratoriums are up and we don’t get retroactive enhanced unemployment?
16 December 2020 : If this is the only quiz, Pete’s gonna be secretary of everything.
16 December 2020 : Cody Johnston, CFO of America
16 December 2020 : Lol can’t wait to hear what all these people think about the work they’re welcoming from Congress when we have mass evictions bc people have $25,000-75,000+ holes in their 2020 salary. Why don’t they get that unemployment numbers going down doesn’t mean magic reimbursement?
16 December 2020 : @CoralPerkins51 @JStein_WaPo They want us to die.
16 December 2020 : assuming you mean cigs, it seemed gross and pointless so i never tried it. smoked a ton of weed tho.
16 December 2020 : She is an expert in this field. pic.twitter.com/JRyAr5udNp
16 December 2020 : So is there like an email list I can join to show my support for us all suing the state for sitting on our unemployment money for months?
16 December 2020 : Yup. Absolutely feel free to contribute if you have their personal contact info! Some of these people have worked quite hard to hide their Facebooks and Instagrams, and can take quite a while to find.
16 December 2020 : Hi! Please let Democrat Joe Manchin's staffers know how you feel. I am working to add other D's later today. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/6kGzjM7VZX
16 December 2020 : lmao DC sent me an email letting me know that people in hospitality are first in line for jobs doing home deliveries. God bless! Can't wait to see what response I get! pic.twitter.com/jMMU0q3zpS
16 December 2020 : People are down tens of thousands of dollars when you compare our salary with our unemployment checks. Who cares. Without $600 and without backpay, we won't even be housed or fed by the time we get to that month.
16 December 2020 : I'm down $50,000 in income for the year and this gives me like a coupon to Wendy's. idk if it's better than nothing.
16 December 2020 : The difference between what I would have made this year and what unemployment has paid me is over $50,000. Thank god we might get a $600 check. That will really do a lot for me.
16 December 2020 : Surely this $600 will help me bridge the $50,000 gap between what my income would have been and what unemployment has paid me. God bless America thank you mister president etc.
16 December 2020 : There is if your entire economic belief system is based on prosperity gospel and hating poor people.
16 December 2020 : How do they have jobs and I don’t.
16 December 2020 : Certainly I would have only made $600 from March to now without the pandemic.
16 December 2020 : Can’t believe these economists have jobs and I don’t lol
16 December 2020 : Wow $600 whole dollars that’s so helpful.
16 December 2020 : Maybe he can chain himself to only one doorknob.
16 December 2020 : true, but also her speechwriter deserves it.
16 December 2020 : I can think of one time in my life my work has said "fuck it dont come in" for an event that was local lmao. Other than that it's "if your flight is canceled you're ok to miss out."
16 December 2020 : did he learn how to pronounce it between saturday and this interview? eee-paawk, epic, eee-poach, eee-pok
16 December 2020 : oh my god
16 December 2020 : Really wanna buy up all his supplements, looks like he’s doing great.
16 December 2020 : 1,000 times is pretty impressive tbh. pic.twitter.com/WByckjmtyn
16 December 2020 : I didn’t get the moment it happened, but right after. pic.twitter.com/u9erFXM4ie
16 December 2020 : the only thing more recognizable to me right now would be like priority box 1092. i live at the post office.
16 December 2020 : is that a usps first class package you're sending out
16 December 2020 : moving my tent home into the corridor until they give me money, i guess.
16 December 2020 : No. Anyone.
16 December 2020 : For what I would say.
16 December 2020 : They don’t, at all, and I can’t type more without being suspended.
16 December 2020 : And none of it will help the unemployed.
16 December 2020 : Wouldn’t want to accidentally get rid of anyone who is contributing!
16 December 2020 : Right. Culling the unemployed.
16 December 2020 : But they literally don’t outnumber us.
16 December 2020 : @BobSeamann I don’t really care about theatrics, I just want to have a home or fucking die idk
16 December 2020 : WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS
16 December 2020 : I can’t unclench my jaw enough to breathe
16 December 2020 : Oh I’m killing myself way before that lmao 5 years
16 December 2020 : Someone please help I think I’m having a stroke. pic.twitter.com/z71zYfRhm4
16 December 2020 : When.
16 December 2020 : But your brain is broken. I know this, because you are here.
16 December 2020 : Alan at unemployment can help get a refund for a fee my business paid to be allowed to operate in the city?
16 December 2020 : Give us retroactive enhanced unemployed benefits, or just fucking cull us.
15 December 2020 : Eviction moratoriums are useless bullshit because it just means that tenants can do what I did and “voluntarily” become homeless, or they can accrue tens of thousands of dollars in debt to their landlords and idk I guess like fucking hang ourselves in 12 months.
15 December 2020 : Idk I love being told to accrue tens of thousands of dollars in debt to my landlord as the only form of “rent relief” available, and being told I can simply eat shit and die if I’m hungry and broke bc unemployment is only 7.2% of my salary. Who needs a bill?!
15 December 2020 : I feel sick every time I hear about the vaccine, because of this very reason.
15 December 2020 : Hello @falcicchio since y’all apparently care about residents on twitter now I’d love an answer on this. Oh btw I emailed a bunch of folks in July about losing my home and my joke of an unemployment benefit and crickets.
15 December 2020 : Idk I like chapo and Libby, they aren’t the target of my blind rage or the ones who responded with silence when I lost my home.
15 December 2020 : This plan might be shitty and useless enough to the under and unemployed who are desperate and hurting that they could pass it tho
15 December 2020 : Jeff I turned on tweet notifications from you thinking it would make me less angry but idk I might end up having a stroke reading your words this week.
15 December 2020 : I’m sorry Libby Watson can’t retweet the stories of every single one of us in DC whose lives have been ruined by the pandemic and our shitty local government, bc watching them scramble to do that much PR clean up would rule. pic.twitter.com/F130CiXdB1
15 December 2020 : Plus the eviction ban only works if you’re willing to accrue tens of thousands of dollars in debt with no personal backpay, and if your landlord is chill and doesn’t just barge in.
15 December 2020 : For instance, my business hasn't been allowed to operate at all since March, and I'm fucking dying. But the owner of Dirty Water once told me I was too old to bartend, so fuck him lol
15 December 2020 : This is how True Communism works.
15 December 2020 : Personally I can't wait, DC rent is gonna get cheap as hell. https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/1338623106395607041
15 December 2020 : Yup! There are a good deal of SW in my industry, and I employ a fair share of them (whether they'd call themselves sex workers or not), and I'm sure people aren't standing in a trade show booth scanning badges if they're busy making $500,000 a year "barely working."
15 December 2020 : Update: I have forgotten a mask every single time I’ve left the house since this rally. Was my brain microchipped?
15 December 2020 : “I read an article about so and so who makes $500,000 a year why don’t you?”
15 December 2020 : Yup! They also, at best, think sex work is easy (hahahahhahahaha) / only fans is a get rich quick scheme.
15 December 2020 : so many people there and yet he was safe.
15 December 2020 : i'm sorry to keep quote tweeting you, but i laughed my ass off when i saw this.
15 December 2020 : this has been my favorite. https://twitter.com/bexual_healing/status/1338888131848835072?s=20
15 December 2020 : yup. and i possibly got it there and definitely spread it there immediately after, sometime between the dc travel show, satellite, and connect:id, all of which I worked march 7-11. musk was at satellite. tho i believe i got it from orlando.
15 December 2020 : no, just for their underlings. maybe next week i'll add a new column. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
15 December 2020 : If you're mad at businesses for staying open, but you aren't raising hell with politicians EVERY SINGLE DAY to help us get money....what the fuck are you doing?
15 December 2020 : elon musk and i were both there in march, and i got covid and he didn't, so it's a cursed place.
15 December 2020 : Even arguments unrelated to Pete.
15 December 2020 : Is it a hospital again? My entire working life has been praying for swift death there, would be ironic for me to die there unemployed and broke.
15 December 2020 : I think a lot about how the employed, who largely barely think about us unemployed as it is, will certainly not start stepping up for us now that there is a vaccine rolling out. Cool.
15 December 2020 : Honestly it makes you sound like a science fiction character so it rules.
15 December 2020 : 😂😂 https://twitter.com/bexual_healing/status/1338888131848835072?s=20
15 December 2020 : Aaah yes you did it!!
15 December 2020 : Virginia department of education, Fairfax county. Seemed fancier than FCPS and I just wanted to fit in.
15 December 2020 : Yes.
15 December 2020 : Tell them no. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/WU5CI4bvP4
15 December 2020 : Lights under bridges, bb
15 December 2020 : He put lights under bridges, Will. What have you done?
15 December 2020 : Congrats to Mayor Pete!!! 😍😍🚃✈️ https://youtu.be/AHjm9ySZqB0 pic.twitter.com/3S3EcfSavD
15 December 2020 : No no not that kind of transportation, with the sidewalks and the bridges and the lighting. It’s for the other kind.
15 December 2020 : Better Things are Possible, BA
15 December 2020 : Mercari has been great lately, far better than any other app.
15 December 2020 : Do you own any items that are similar to ones currently selling for more than $8 on eBay? Sorry, but you are a rich! Please sell off all of your possessions for rock bottom prices out of desperation , spend the money you get on half a month of rent, and try again later!
15 December 2020 : If one more person complains to me, someone unemployed since March, about their minor frustrations with their jobs, I am gonna snap.
15 December 2020 : 🙃🙃 https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/QZNipH0OOB
15 December 2020 : Hi I'm running for POTUS in 2024 on the platform of domestic drone strikes against misogynists, and I feel like we could maybe talk if you make a large donation to my campaign. Thank you!
15 December 2020 : please stop trying to take away my impressive letters.
15 December 2020 : Please get us some fucking retroactive enhanced unemployment.
15 December 2020 : I hope the thing that's happening is a fucking riot.
15 December 2020 : Please be a better #girlboss and participate.
15 December 2020 : Hell yeah. https://twitter.com/feministabulous/status/1338875503789432840 pic.twitter.com/EUDdwYkTvY
15 December 2020 : Cool idea, love it!! Done!!
15 December 2020 : So you don't think I should go as "Manda, High School Diploma, 2006"?
15 December 2020 : is this a garrison
15 December 2020 : i came here to write "their spiral penises are worse" but realized you might not mean literal feet of ducks so idk.
15 December 2020 : tbh i felt like there were times when he amplified pro qanon accounts 300 times in one single sunday.
15 December 2020 : I've thought about this a lot during covid, and I find that the people who are the first to suggest every struggling woman gets involved in sex work are the same ones who don't feel sympathy or give a shit when someone loses their vanilla job bc of prior or current sex work.
15 December 2020 : Whenever someone compares him to Agnew, my favorite comparison, my spidey senses tingle and I am drawn to the conversation.
15 December 2020 : Where is he at that he both has to "go into DC" *and* bars have been shut down for so long that it's noteworthy?
15 December 2020 : I love the 10,000 times they tried to give me literature in a 5 hour period.
15 December 2020 : It’s been 3 days and I’m still thinking about the variety of ways Mike Flynn pronounced Epoch Times.
15 December 2020 : Not having retroactive enhanced unemployment is an odd fit for an economic relief bill, but Dems are cool with it.
15 December 2020 : If you made $50,000 or $100,000 or any amount as a 1099 worker but made $4,500 as a W2 worker, your UI rate is based off the W2 income. I’ve been 1099 for years and everyone I know has one W2 client. We’re all screwed. I get 7.2% of my income and cant even count the business own.
15 December 2020 : Also why can’t we fix the mixed income problem.
15 December 2020 : Proud girl patrol.
15 December 2020 : Why didn’t she come give a speech Saturday?
15 December 2020 : that time they introduced tulsi as "a democrat but one of the good ones" at cufi was a laugh riot pic.twitter.com/HzaGI0lbTE
15 December 2020 : I am happy to release the last column of my spreadsheets that have far more personal information than I have so far thought acceptable!
15 December 2020 : This 100%
15 December 2020 : Y’all have work? Y’all have tests? Damn sounds nice.
15 December 2020 : Looool I make 7.2% of my income on unemployment and the average in dc is like 21%. Who are these people who aren’t falling off the cliff already?
14 December 2020 : Jeff, how do we get $12,600 stimulus checks to the unemployed?
14 December 2020 : Coulda had Bernie. pic.twitter.com/recel13dk0
14 December 2020 : I have student loan debt but my monthly rent payment is more. Wonder what they’ll do to help us with that lol jk
14 December 2020 : So why is he supporting such a piss poor useless plan
14 December 2020 : Try these. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/olajqr8igl
14 December 2020 : Apparently they can also live without giving unemployed people money. Fuck them.
14 December 2020 : That's communism, baby.
14 December 2020 : @Caroleflower @latimesfood I don’t even have a governor you stupid piece of shit.
14 December 2020 : How can we ever pay back rent without back enhanced unemployment?
14 December 2020 : Ok so I have had this weird red rash on my throat and chest. pic.twitter.com/mTi77btU5d
14 December 2020 : Jeff, I am not optimistic about this absolute bullshit.
14 December 2020 : Absolutely!!! Don’t women and minorities own most single member LLCs? And then they wonder why not taking into account loss and basing EIDL grants on employee count is unfair. Hmmm.
14 December 2020 : For like a solid 6 months when dvds still existed, I played wolf of Wall Street nonstop bc the DVD player was stuck shut and I love that movie.
14 December 2020 : Oh that discourse again. I thought you were making fun of the lefty stereotypical man I sometimes meet who hates when women have make up and clothes.
14 December 2020 : My business has lost over half a million in revenue and growing everyday, and I got a $1,000 PPP lmao fml
14 December 2020 : My business has lost over half a million in revenue and growing everyday, and I got a $1,000 PPP lmao fml
14 December 2020 : What.
14 December 2020 : 😱
14 December 2020 : Ribbit.
14 December 2020 : That’s what the bookie fees are for!
14 December 2020 : Alex Jones accidentally touched me as he walked by me, so I’m taking bets on what diseases people think I’m going to come down with now.
14 December 2020 : Explaining basic math to people? Excuse!
14 December 2020 : Same.
14 December 2020 : I make 7.2% of my income 🙃🙃
14 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/EBS37yiPN4
12 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/koBQYp3UZh
12 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/l3gu2tET9z
12 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Z7A99t11gm
12 December 2020 : An update. pic.twitter.com/XAbVlZQsCP
12 December 2020 : Am I at the right mall? Is this the stop the steal rally? pic.twitter.com/Zx2dtsqBBC
12 December 2020 : Always.
11 December 2020 : RT @manda_writes: I'm just gonna say: I would absolutely open my business and work myself, maskless, letting people with covid cough and sp…
11 December 2020 : Thank you for letting me know you emailed!! It’s so nice to know I’m not doing for this nothing.
11 December 2020 : Don’t worry david, they’re doing their best to make sure people lose their homes, too.
11 December 2020 : When I was presumed positive with covid in March, they gave me a $375 inhaler and told me to have a nice day lol
11 December 2020 : What should be a sticking point is retroactive enhanced unemployment, which no one seems to give a shit about. Remind them who they work for: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/OZ4apD947L
11 December 2020 : I’m working to get the social media of other people at the treasury that answer to them. So far I have Muzinich’s wife, but I’m not trying to start with spouses. If it helps, I did make this: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/U0I7LtVupk
11 December 2020 : Here, shoot him a message. Steven Mnuchin United States Secretary of the Treasury steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov
11 December 2020 : Let’s ask them every single day, on every single platform. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/OOyS0vczDJ
11 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/5IBkabhvhP
11 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/9vVcIhbG0Y
11 December 2020 : Hi @SRuhle ! I own a business that cannot operate. I’ve lost over half a million in revenue and I’ve received $13,000 total in aid. I lost my home and am about to lose my healthcare. Would you like to give me some of your fucking money?
11 December 2020 : Please, share it far and wide. I'll be updating it every single day until someone gives me at least $10,000.
11 December 2020 : This is an excellent point and a connection. I hadn’t even made. Thank you. Did you know people in dc are getting roughly 21% of their pay on unemployment? We max out at $444 a week. All the other high cost of living places have a higher max.
11 December 2020 : @BTown02931481 @nikolympiacos Here you go. https://t.co/Ev3IcLI2ER https://t.co/uyVARjwUmU
11 December 2020 : I think it’ll be a little bit of a shock when people go back to work and finally truly realize how barebones things are. I’m sure there will be lots of empty offices, and not bc of work from home. It’s just people only recall the bars.
11 December 2020 : Oh I know!! I generally assume most people I regularly interact with know I don’t mean them. After all, you all put up with my constant bitching and haven’t muted me.
11 December 2020 : I hope like hell they shut down. You’d think these people would have some empathy but nope.
11 December 2020 : I’m one person. Some of these took 30-60 minutes bc they worked very hard to hide themselves. You can volunteer to help me, or wait. If you’re hard up for a Democrat, Manchin is in there!
11 December 2020 : See, bc im a single member LLC I got the same award amount you would get if you drove for Uber once a week — despite having way more business related bills! Meanwhile, dc has now had three programs that bars, which are open, have been eligible for.
11 December 2020 : Now you have their facebooks and instagrams. Enjoy!
11 December 2020 : Ruin their holidays like they’re ruining ours. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/Nlos32ufJ1
11 December 2020 : I would like a refund of the $300 fee I paid w my biennial report. Over 33% of my $1,000 city microgrant went to basic fees to the city. My business hasn’t been allowed to operate in DC since March, and that continues thru spring 2021. @charlesallen @CM_McDuffie please advise.
11 December 2020 : What he’s saying: “I’m afraid of getting covid but I’m not afraid of living in poverty bc things are closed, so I only fight for one part of the issue.” I’m sure it’s fine if I got a job working as a cashier at essential GameStop, just not my job that actually pays my bills. pic.twitter.com/fRbnYEb57x
11 December 2020 : Im a small business owner & McConnell doesnt care about me. Ask his staff why he wants everyone in my industry to lose our homes. Message them on their personal social media — some of them had worked pretty hard to hide theirs, so Im sure theyll love it. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing https://twitter.com/josephzeballos/status/1337409863757008897 pic.twitter.com/IIxhvNyz3X
11 December 2020 : I want Mitch.
11 December 2020 : Yeah I’ve been trying to warn people before I even ship. I almost exclusively ship priority and still have to explain well this might not REALLY be 2-3 days.
11 December 2020 : I’ll give those people my moms cell phone number so they can try and regret all life decisions.
11 December 2020 : I’m not Etsy seller but I’ve been a reseller for maybe 8 years. This is the worst I’ve ever seen it. I’m fortunate that I’ve never had a buyer do it, but I see so many complaints in forums about 1 star reviews for slow shipping time for items shipped same day.
11 December 2020 : We have a Trader Joe’s, the worlds worst Harris teeter, Safeway, Moms, and Whole Foods in walking distance!! And bodegas and 711!!
11 December 2020 : Yeah apparently!! I was shocked.
11 December 2020 : My neighborhood facebook group was in disarray when this company stopped delivering milk last year. I was ??????
11 December 2020 : Those of us who have been wo work since March are your pawns, just like cashiers and busboys who are forced to go in for shit pay are pawns of the right. You dont see us suffering, so we arent real. You have your wfh job and paycheck, so your world is boring but ok. Fuck you.
11 December 2020 : If you call for shutdowns but haven’t been aggressively fighting for us to get money for the last few months, then stop pretending you give a fuck about human suffering and death. The virus can happen to you so you fear it, but you feel safe from financial ruin and poverty.
11 December 2020 : Why do you hate small businesses? Drop dead.
11 December 2020 : Well what you have all said is fuck me. I lost my home. What do you want me to do?
11 December 2020 : Those of us who have been out of work since March are your pawns, just like the Hot Topic cashiers and Applebee’s busboys who are forced to go in for shit pay are the pawns of the right. You can’t see us suffering from your work from home world, so we aren’t real. Fuck you.
11 December 2020 : If you call for shutdowns but haven’t been aggressively fighting for us to get money for the last few months, then stop pretending you give a fuck about human suffering and death. You just want to make sure you and your loved ones don’t get sick.
11 December 2020 : I think people who have refused to shut down their businesses are assholes of their staff truly doesn’t want to work, but who the fuck wants to be homeless? I totally fucking get it. It’s been months since we’ve been given the pathetic $600 a week. You aren’t helping us.
11 December 2020 : My business hasn’t been intermittently open. I’ve had to live off the pennies unemployment offers. So have many of the people who work for me, or in my industry in general. We didn’t get 5 months of outdoor dining or to go cocktails or 3 months of open gym. No one is helping us.
11 December 2020 : Initially I said I wouldn’t staff anyone but myself, but fuck it! If I got clients and people wanted to work, fine! You can bitch at me, but the alternative seems to be to let us get evicted and drown in debt. No one is presenting me with other options. Unemployment is a joke!
11 December 2020 : Im tired of hearing we need to stay home from people who have homes and jobs, while not hearing ANY solutions to the fact that Im out tens of thousands of dollars of income.
11 December 2020 : There’s a show Jan 6 in Florida that usually has ~30,000 attendees that’s still on. If it’s not canceled by next week, I’m absolutely soliciting clients for it, and then hopefully flying down to work it. I already had the fucking virus! Let me go to work!
11 December 2020 : There’s a show Jan 6 in FL that usually has ~30,000 attendees. If it’s still on next week, I’m absolutely soliciting clients for it, and then hopefully flying down to work it. I already had the fucking virus! Let me go to work!
11 December 2020 : Trade shows aren’t even a small industry. Its a giant industry with tons of money — CES. RSNA, ConExpo. It’s just that no one cares because we’re not the ones pouring doubles during happy hour.
11 December 2020 : Thank you!!
11 December 2020 : It's so easy to tell people to close, but I do not see people fighting for unemployment and aid the way I see commentary about closing things down. We're fucking dying. I fucking hope I die! Like Christ.
11 December 2020 : I'm just gonna say: I would absolutely open my business and work myself, maskless, letting people with covid cough and spit in my mouth, if events were running. It would literally be better than living like this. I don't understand what people expect anymore.
11 December 2020 : also even if i did have a stable enough living situation to get some bullshit minimum wage job at hot topic or whatever, i guess you'd think it's fine i go to work 40 hours a week for peanuts but how dare i try to find a life partner. drop dead.
11 December 2020 : anyway, i see you're a parent from your bio. so you get to have a family and not sit alone in total isolation in a 400 square foot apartment except when your landlord comes in wo permission bc you cant afford to pay him? cool. must be nice. i wish id have the chance to have that.
11 December 2020 : The thing about making people suicidal out of desperation is we dont care if we live or die. i sat alone in a my home wo human contact for months. ran out of money, had to leave the home. now it is what it is.
11 December 2020 : I'm also going to down a bottle of vicodin w a bottle of vodka lmao who cares. dates pay for meals. feel free to cash app me money. i also sleep in a different place every couple nights bc i'm homeless. gym was paid pre covid.
11 December 2020 : I'm sure the staffers of the bill writers are checking their personal (and in some cases, *quite* hard to find) Instagrams, Facebooks, & Twitter. Ill work on the same for ppl in the Treasury, but Im just one person, and a couple of these took 30-60 min. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/PAyGs4uWFv
11 December 2020 : Is this fucking show and Jen Lindley why people were so obsessed with demanding partners name off everyone they've ever slept with, or give a number?
11 December 2020 : he was.
11 December 2020 : I started to type "I hope you catch Covid from an Okcupid date and slowly drown in your own lung fluid, alone and afraid, wracking up enough medical debt that your parents go bankrupt after you die." But then I decided to just block him. I'm very angry in 2020.
11 December 2020 : is this zoo lights part 2
11 December 2020 : Please feel free to use this guide to staffers personal social media accounts to ask them that very question: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
11 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/d4sBZcBXyM
11 December 2020 : I'm all out of spoons, bitches. pic.twitter.com/GVEbk6elxB
11 December 2020 : Go to hell, Ameer. Men are awful. pic.twitter.com/j0enTnFI1J
11 December 2020 : So write the staffers on both sides and let them know their bosses are all a fucking problem. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/gISN5yUChH
11 December 2020 : Drop dead, guy. pic.twitter.com/GNkKjJndIz
11 December 2020 : Here is the contact information for staffers. LinkedIns, email, Facebook, Instagram. Let’s make their lives as miserable as ours are by messaging them nonstop. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/XR155T3s3E
11 December 2020 : Yeah that’s really helpful in December. Thanks!
10 December 2020 : You sound like a total piece of shit.
10 December 2020 : @CoralPerkins51 @MichaelSLinden Those people should personally send me money.
10 December 2020 : I lost my home and there is no plan to pay retroactive enhanced unemployment, so I will remain without stable housing. Glad it’s fine for you though.
10 December 2020 : Why do my fellow business owners protest closings instead of dedicating 1/10 of that energy to harassing everyone responsible for withholding aid?
10 December 2020 : Message their staffers and ask why their bosses want us to die. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : You can also message his staffers on their personal social media accounts and ask why their boss wants us to die. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : Without stimulus checks and retroactive enhanced unemployment, there isn’t any relief or stimulus in the stimulus bill, anyway.
10 December 2020 : They have a huge messaging problem.
10 December 2020 : shady?? the restaurant lobby?? never!
10 December 2020 : That's my point.
10 December 2020 : Tell them we dont. Matt Sparks Head of Communications Kevin McCarthy matt.sparks@mail.house.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthewedwardsparks/ https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=7816754 Josie Hammon Legislative Correspondent McConnell josie_hammon@mcconnell.senate.gov. https://www.linkedin.com/in/josie-hammon-a9803715a/ https://www.facebook.com/josie.hammon
10 December 2020 : How is it relief?
10 December 2020 : Please ask these people, and let me know what answers you get. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : How is a stimulus bill without retroactive enhanced unemployment or stimulus checks a stimulus bill?
10 December 2020 : Without retroactive unemployment and stimulus checks, there isn't a stimulus bill, anyway.
10 December 2020 : It also doesn't include retroactive unemployment, meaning millions of us will never be able to get out of the debt we've accrued deferring payments on rent and bills.
10 December 2020 : it's so good
10 December 2020 : He said it was ok for him to say bc he immigrated when he was 2 and knows what it's like to start over.
10 December 2020 : lol did i ever tell you about how i tried speed dating, and a yang supporter told me if people getting ubi stop qualifying for other aid, they can simply move somewhere cheaper?
10 December 2020 : I can't do the shareholders but I can do a comprehensive guide on each person listed in their EDGAR filings.
10 December 2020 : Do you want me to make a spreadsheet.
10 December 2020 : When they banned caffeine in them, I stopped at a ton of scary looking gas stations off 95 on my way back from Miami so I could buy up leftover stock w cash. I sold them out of my trunk. Wonder if people will be selling questionably obtained vaccines from the back of their cars! https://twitter.com/AsteadWesley/status/1337137077994086400
10 December 2020 : We can also give them hell. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : Yeah using any geography based dating app in Hill East sucked lol
10 December 2020 : First residences in navy yard and several places on H are also very popular.
10 December 2020 : I have the addresses already lol. And their parents. And adult children. And family businesses and shops.
10 December 2020 : I’m about 3 days away from posting home addresses and phone numbers of National staffers and banging on their doors, so why not.
10 December 2020 : Holy shit do I need to do local staffer spreadsheets and not just national?
10 December 2020 : An update from solidcore. pic.twitter.com/8QATczBjCf
10 December 2020 : I was more alluding to the fact I was posting the personal social media profiles of the people who work for him.
10 December 2020 : Feel free to contact their staffers directly and ask why they won't help us. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/uNclftbgrR
10 December 2020 : Here, you can contact his staffers on their personal social media profiles and ask them directly. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/KUcKIQ7jnJ
10 December 2020 : If there is a furlough, at least the local white collar population will finally give a shit about the unemployed people.
10 December 2020 : Wish Mitch would include retroactive enhanced weekly unemployment benefits and stimulus checks in the stimulus bill.
10 December 2020 : Will you get retroactive enhanced unemployment benefits done? Because if not, what the fuck are you people even doing?
10 December 2020 : It's all very fair! pic.twitter.com/UfgLj9f79y
10 December 2020 : Payment plans for people who aren't getting pay is so helpful, and not at all why I lost my home.
10 December 2020 : Ask John Cornyn's staffers why their boss doesn't give a shit if Americans starve and lose their homes. Ask them every single day until we get a stimulus bill that includes checks and retroactive enhanced unemployment. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/A2mJAqESod
10 December 2020 : Ask John Cornyn's staffers why their boss doesn't give a shit if Americans starve and lose their homes. Ask them every single day until we get a stimulus bill that includes checks and retroactive enhanced unemployment. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/mZKLCrr8dq
10 December 2020 : Damn I was very optimistic that you were right, bc I'm incredibly tired of people only prioritizing one industry and leaving the rest of us to rot.
10 December 2020 : Weird to explicitly say "restaurants and bars" then, since those places have been able to be at least partially open on and off.
10 December 2020 : The bailout for the trade show and convention industry, which has been fully shut down since March, has never existed and also no one gives a shit. Why only bail out one industry and fuck the rest of us?
10 December 2020 : Ask their staff. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/0bZFm9N92l
10 December 2020 : Tell Mitch's staff he's wrong. Ask them why they want us to die. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/faZ48etyNp
10 December 2020 : Mostly I think about killing myself, since I lost my job and home due to the pandemic. Thanks for all your work.
10 December 2020 : If you're sincere, I'm very pro organizing targeted harassment campaigns at the homes of staffers and politicians, and for protesting at the business run by their spouses -- all info I have. If you want to quit crying on Twitter and actually do something, feel free to DM me.
10 December 2020 : Ok. So go do that. Except you aren't, you're just bitching on Twitter instead of doing a single fucking useful thing.
10 December 2020 : RIP free parking place.
10 December 2020 : If we don't eat them, we should at least message them every single day on their personal social media profiles and remind them that they want us to die. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : Remind them. Steven Mnuchin United States Secretary of the Treasury steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov
10 December 2020 : Exactly. Let's let them all know.
10 December 2020 : Joe Manchin thinks it's ok to not backpay enhanced unemployment benefits. For millions of Americans, this will mean eviction. Message his staffers on their social media profiles and let them know how fucked up that is. Inconvenience them. Raise hell. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/ophIlh6VjS
10 December 2020 : Message the politicians of staffers on their personal social media and demand stimulus and retroactive unemployment. Email the treasury and say the same. steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov justin.muzinich@treasury.gov https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : Message all the politicians staffers on facebook and Instagram and let them know their bosses are killing us. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : You’re right. Let’s rob their homes.
10 December 2020 : I’m very angry.
10 December 2020 : I've been doing this since I was 5 years old.
10 December 2020 : I've literally provided you with the tools you need to contact people, yet you chose to make a snide comment to me? Cool, thanks. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : I'm sorry, did you need me to write the email and send it from you as well?
10 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/UnBlghY1im
10 December 2020 : The city *hates* the X's too. They have a weird relationship with the death -- they know its a draw, but they hate the tours and X's. When it was the 50 year anniversary they paid to repave the street the night before so the X's would be gone. Someone put them back overnight lol.
10 December 2020 : it's like they forget it's a real road
10 December 2020 : “Can’t believe the doctor told her patient he probably got syphilis from fucking 20 people with syphilis in one day.”
10 December 2020 : Gotta add in all the tourists taking pictures on the X’s at the entrance to the highway during rush hour, all trying to be the next person carted off on a stretcher.
10 December 2020 : Beautiful.
10 December 2020 : What if we did this to the people keeping us from getting retroactive enhanced unemployment and stimulus checks? Wouldn’t that be cool? I have their DC addresses. Please DM me. pic.twitter.com/sHUXQ2FFOp
10 December 2020 : Personally, I found out about Hunter and changed 14 of the 72 votes I cast for Biden.
10 December 2020 : it’s coming. I started with the politicians but I’m doing him and others too. Outside of this document, I have addresses and spouses businesses and all of it. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
10 December 2020 : Tell him he’s a moron. steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov
10 December 2020 : Disappoint.
10 December 2020 : Is he finally going to jail.
10 December 2020 : Message their staffers on all their social media platforms and let them know we want money. If that doesn’t work, let’s show up at their houses next week. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336791746425053184?s=
10 December 2020 : And it’s time we show up at their houses.
10 December 2020 : Exactly. It’s time to move on to the personal social media accounts of her staffers. Next it will be time to move onto the businesses owned by their spouses, adult children, and parents.
10 December 2020 : An excellent platform.
10 December 2020 : That stupid fucking Tim Allen show is on, and a couple is having a fight bc one parent is anti-vaxx. The good, not shitty parent tries to sneak vaccinate their kid. The moral of the episode is that he should respect his wife's beliefs???? ANTIVAXXERS DON'T DESERVE RESPECT.
10 December 2020 : Too bad I can't tag my shitty landlord who demanded payment in full and then billed me hundreds of dollars for forgetting a carton of eggs in the fridge when I had to move into a storage unit. If we do start personally tagging landlords, lmk 🥰
10 December 2020 : aaah that little face!!
10 December 2020 : Thank you!!! I am glad to hear it was useful for you.
10 December 2020 : Mitch McConnell thinks the American people don't need stimulus or unemployment. Tell his staff he's wrong. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/oRDD0HvUcc
10 December 2020 : Senator Susan Collins thinks that unemployment and stimulus checks won't help struggling families. Tell her staff she's wrong. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/bU7w9OM72f
10 December 2020 : Here are some better resources. Email these folks and let them know how your business is struggling: Steven Mnuchin United States Secretary of the Treasury steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov
10 December 2020 : I need to have a seance so i can tell my grandfather who lived and died in poverty he was a boujee bitch. that trailer wasn't fooling james!
10 December 2020 : Explain it to him. steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov
10 December 2020 : I would love to coordinate with people, but I'm more interested in showing up at their houses -- politicians, appointed officials, staffers, adult children.
10 December 2020 : Great. Please do. steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov
10 December 2020 : Message their staff and let them know we need aid. I put together a Google sheet with their contact info. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336825928387858432?s=20
10 December 2020 : Tell him he's wrong. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336825928387858432?s=20
10 December 2020 : I added Rand Paul's people. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/42D2NY2Ccq
9 December 2020 : @chaosspectator I don't even have a governor, you colossal moron.
9 December 2020 : Steven Mnuchin United States Secretary of the Treasury steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov
9 December 2020 : Narrator: she did not, in fact, feel afloat. https://twitter.com/tweetelissa/status/1336813252794331139
9 December 2020 : When you’re done with that, tell Justin you know they are full of shit: Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov
9 December 2020 : Mnuchin is wrong. Tell him: steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov After that, tell Justin: Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1336805581215195137
9 December 2020 : Mnuchin is wrong. Tell him: steven.mnuchin@treasury.gov After that, tell Justin — his wife, fascinatingly, is a doctor whose facebook likes include Obama & pointedly kept her last name. Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1336805581215195137
9 December 2020 : He’s wrong. Let him know. steven.Mnuchin@treasury.gov
9 December 2020 : So they can eat but we can’t? Fuck them. Here’s a spreadsheet with contact info for staffers. Raise hell. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
9 December 2020 : So they can eat but we can’t? Fuck them. Here’s a spreadsheet with contact info for staffers. Raise hell. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
9 December 2020 : I need a fucking stimulus. Not every small business is a fucking bar.
9 December 2020 : Good thing state UI is so robust and generous. We can save up.
9 December 2020 : Me too. In the meantime, here's the contact info for staffers. Lets make their lives as miserable as ours are. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
9 December 2020 : Merry Christmas, everyone. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
9 December 2020 : Here is a spreadsheet with staffers to contact about the stimulus bill. Hopefully this makes it easier to sort! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1G2UBA2MS1kgDCVSosqKw1BiJpjyoC7ihoOElgY9abF0/edit?usp=sharing
9 December 2020 : Thank you mr president!!! pic.twitter.com/zzDRhxkWFT
9 December 2020 : Just admit you hate small businesses and want to fucking deep throat a Boeing 747!
9 December 2020 : At minimum, I pay $300 for 8 hours. If the people who work for me have to get minimum wage jobs bc unemployment is fucked up, they might lose their homes. Maybe they’d have to move back to wherever their parents are. What do I do when shows are back if I lose all my best workers?
9 December 2020 : At this point, to be a Republican is to passionately hate small businesses.
9 December 2020 : Fortunately there are other options. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336752707277885440?s=21
9 December 2020 : Mitch McConnells staffers have facebooks, twitters, and LinkedIn’s and I think we should all send them DMs over and over asking why they want us to fucking die. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336752707277885440
9 December 2020 : and thats why we should make their staffers lives a living hell. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336752707277885440?s=20
9 December 2020 : Hey does anyone think this map represents a city that doesn't need stimulus money? pic.twitter.com/DqMw2V2O0q
9 December 2020 : Same, but unemployment.
9 December 2020 : Andrew Condia Director of Constituent Services andrew_condia@mcconnell.senate.gov https://www.facebook.com/andrew.condia pic.twitter.com/cl1Qx7YWKV
9 December 2020 : Trevor M. Tackett Legislative Correspondent for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell trevor_tackett@mcconnell.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/tmtackett/ pic.twitter.com/Ch9G7bAXua
9 December 2020 : Josie Hammon Legislative Correspondent at United States Senate for Senate Majority Leader McConnell josie_hammon@mcconnell.senate.gov. https://www.linkedin.com/in/josie-hammon-a9803715a/ https://www.facebook.com/josie.hammon https://www.instagram.com/josie_alyse/?hl=en
9 December 2020 : Amanda Lawrence Constituent Service Representative, U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell amanda_lawrence@mcconnell.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/amanda-lawrence-29441388/
9 December 2020 : This staffer was VERY hard to find. Guess she REALLY didn't want to be found. Enjoy!!!!!! Amy Nabozny Legislative Assistant at U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell amy_nabozny@mcconnell.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/anabozny489/ https://www.facebook.com/amyr124 https://www.instagram.com/amynbzny/
9 December 2020 : Kevin Grout Speechwriter for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell kevin_grout@mcconnell.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/kevin-grout-974b8b76/ https://www.facebook.com/kevin.grout.75 https://www.instagram.com/kevin_grout/ pic.twitter.com/FjuNXrkCaF
9 December 2020 : Mitch McConnell's "stimulus" bill has no money for enhanced unemployment. Let's remind him and his staffer who they work for. This is gonna be a work in progress, bc these people have taken GREAT care to hide their social media. Wonder why.
9 December 2020 : Because Senator Collins is fucking lying when she says she gives one single shit about struggling families and failing small businesses. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724467385593860?s=20
9 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724431239061504?s=20
9 December 2020 : Message them every single day, until they block you or until we get money. Or until they quit out of shame. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724375547031553?s=20
9 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724343284527106?s=20
9 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724285969281024?s=20
9 December 2020 : Remind Susan Collins and everyone who works for her that while they might have houses and paychecks, the fact that we don't IS their fucking problem. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724227823644672?s=20
9 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336724082893729792?s=20
9 December 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336723938769068032?s=20
9 December 2020 : Senator Susan Collins thinks that unemployment and stimulus checks won't help struggling families. I own a business that has been unable to operate since March -- I've lost my home, state unemployment is a joke, and I desperately need money. So let's tell her staff she's wrong. pic.twitter.com/SFnjox3y2P
9 December 2020 : Brenna Kent Grants Coordinator and Legislative Correspondent at United States Senate brenna_kent@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/brenna-kent-665b95105/ https://www.facebook.com/brenna.kent
9 December 2020 : Bryan Allen Legislative Aide at Office of Senator Susan Collins bryan_allen@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/bryan-allen-bb139962/
9 December 2020 : Jacqueline Russell Press Assistant at U.S. Senator Susan Collins jacqueline_russell@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/jacqueline-russell/ https://www.facebook.com/jacquelinerussell768
9 December 2020 : Christopher Knight Press Secretary at Office of U.S. Senator Susan Collins christopher_knight@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/christopher-knight-a660a949/
9 December 2020 : Molly Ryan Legislative Aide at Senator Susan M Collins molly_ryan@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/molly-r-a5481098/
9 December 2020 : Annie Clark Communications Director at Office of U.S. Senator Susan Collins (R-ME) annie_clark@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/annie-clark-233ba84a/ pic.twitter.com/BC5YOZPo0q
9 December 2020 : Alycia Tomaino Administrative Director at United States Senate - Honorable Susan Collins (R-ME) alycia_tomaino@collins.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/alycia-tomaino-9b048535/
9 December 2020 : Phoebe Ferraiolo Deputy Press Secretary at Senator Susan Collins phoebe_ferraiolo@collins.senate.gov. https://www.linkedin.com/in/phoebe-ferraiolo-44926790/ https://www.facebook.com/phoebe.ferraiolo https://www.instagram.com/phoeb_ferraiolo/?hl=en pic.twitter.com/gAqADphg8W
9 December 2020 : Ooops I forgot his LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/kevin-grout-974b8b76/ https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336709283573010433
9 December 2020 : i have way more detail than i'm posting for most people. for later.
9 December 2020 : Manchin's people are in there, too. Don't worry way more are coming (and ultimately way more details) but it takes me a bit bc it's just me.
9 December 2020 : anyway i have a whole thread. the mcconnell's start here. i'll do other threads later dividing by politician. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336709180409974786?s=20
9 December 2020 : anyway i have a whole thread. the mcconnell's start here. i'll do other threads later dividing by politician. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336709180409974786?s=20
9 December 2020 : Chongyang Tiffany Ge Counsel to Senator Mitch McConnell at United States Senate https://www.linkedin.com/in/tiffanyge/ https://www.facebook.com/chongyang pic.twitter.com/9JqDcgaSqG
9 December 2020 : Trevor M. Tackett Legislative Correspondent for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell https://www.linkedin.com/in/tmtackett/ pic.twitter.com/Hcp0cikWdI
9 December 2020 : Kevin Grout Speechwriter for U.S. Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell https://www.facebook.com/kevin.grout.75 https://www.instagram.com/kevin_grout/ pic.twitter.com/rmmKHil1x4
9 December 2020 : Josie Hammon Legislative Correspondent at United States Senate for Senate Majority Leader McConnell josie_hammon@mcconnell.senate.gov. https://www.linkedin.com/in/josie-hammon-a9803715a/ https://www.instagram.com/josie_alyse/?hl=en https://www.facebook.com/josie.hammon
9 December 2020 : The one daughter blocked me lol
9 December 2020 : I do not give a fuck about stimulus checks tbh.
9 December 2020 : Sorry that to those of us who have become homeless, it sure feels like the vast majority of employed americans dont give a shit.
9 December 2020 : Mitch McConnells staffers have facebooks, twitters, and LinkedIn’s and I think we should all send them DMs over and over asking why they want us to fucking die.
9 December 2020 : I’m not joking. It wasn’t just the LinkedIns of staffers I was looking up last night. If you’re local to the dc area and interested in doing this here, please let me know.
9 December 2020 : I never had one but if you’re local to the dc area, wmata, Marc, and VRE are all running. And im 100% serious.
9 December 2020 : It’s disgusting that we aren’t doing this for stimulus. pic.twitter.com/PanFJTVBT5
9 December 2020 : Dont forget austerity.
9 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/dY7LS57FUu
9 December 2020 : What good do they think this does if we can’t pay our bills from the last 16 weeks.
9 December 2020 : As a reseller, this sounds fantastic.
9 December 2020 : It’s incredibly important to note that those payments are NOT retroactive, but our rent and bills from that timeframe will still need to be paid.
9 December 2020 : People have been out of work since March and are suicidal, bankrupt, hungry, and homeless, and after April “yawn” has been the general reaction of the employed American public so...yeah.
9 December 2020 : Entire industries have been 100% closed since March and havent gotten anything but bankruptcies and debt collectors, so maybe this can push the employed public to care.
9 December 2020 : Lottery winner.
9 December 2020 : Im sorry my homelessness and anger makes reading comprehension hard for you. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1334952582536687624?s=21
9 December 2020 : But he won’t.
9 December 2020 : Did you see this https://twitter.com/reporterroblang/status/1336688783266295811
9 December 2020 : She should definiely leave him. He sounds truly awful.
9 December 2020 : Die.
9 December 2020 : As an unemployed single who lost their home, I would fucking kill for an employed AND PROMOTED spouse. Fuck this guy.
9 December 2020 : Where. I’ve been homeless since august.
9 December 2020 : Let’s bang on the door of every politicians house, every single staffers house. Who wants to join me.
9 December 2020 : Let’s get this energy for unemployment benefits. https://twitter.com/fahrenthold/status/1336483828349751296
9 December 2020 : Give us money.
9 December 2020 : Can’t believe they didn’t want to wait for at least one more state.
9 December 2020 : They can both fucking choke.
9 December 2020 : Haha “yes there is a cocktail special, it’s just inside the White House.”
9 December 2020 : By the time federal employees had gone one pay period wo a check during furlough, this city, its media, and its people were falling over themselves to express rage and offer help. But those of us that have gone without checks since March? Fuck us lol. Shut it down.
9 December 2020 : I definitely my didn’t mean you by people!! but there was definitely a different local reaction after 2 weeks of shutdown compared to months of people being unemployed!
9 December 2020 : So it’s still trash. I’ll add the staff of the rest of the Austerity Assholes to my thread.
9 December 2020 : Maybe then more people here will care.
9 December 2020 : Malcolm Fouhy Director of Scheduling Sen. Mark R. Warner https://www.linkedin.com/in/mfouhy/ malcolm_fouhy@warner.senate.gov pic.twitter.com/6JPm9XXloZ
9 December 2020 : Craig Radcliffe Senior Economic Counsel at U.S. Senator Mark Warner craig_radcliffe@warner.senate.gov https://www.linkedin.com/in/craig-radcliffe-30a80abb/ pic.twitter.com/xTWmPgKE03
9 December 2020 : Phil A. Hancock, JD, MSIR Legislative Assistant at United States Senate Office of Hon. Joe Manchin III, US Senator for West Virginia https://www.linkedin.com/in/philhancock/ https://www.facebook.com/philhancockwv https://www.instagram.com/philhancockwv/?hl=en pic.twitter.com/ovWwOqpYEi
9 December 2020 : Rowan Bost Legislative Aide, Office of Senator Collins at United States Senate https://www.linkedin.com/in/rowan-bost-2624206b/ Rowan_Bost@collins.senate.gov https://www.facebook.com/rowan.bost https://www.instagram.com/rowan_someboats/ pic.twitter.com/1rj6yWoa0s
9 December 2020 : Natalie Buchanan Joyce Deputy Chief of Staff for Member Services; Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy at U.S. House of Representatives https://www.facebook.com/natalie.lynn.buchanan https://www.linkedin.com/in/natalie-joyce-buchanan-0a47aa194/ pic.twitter.com/6cFE6wkboT
9 December 2020 : Will Dunham Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy for Minority Leader McCarthy at U.S. House of Representatives https://www.instagram.com/will_dunham/ https://www.facebook.com/will.dunham.3 https://www.linkedin.com/in/dunhamwill/ pic.twitter.com/JXafhJOWXy
9 December 2020 : Justin Muzinich United States Deputy Secretary of the Treasury justin.muzinich@treasury.gov Oh....and check out this article about this asshole, too: https://www.propublica.org/article/this-treasury-official-is-running-the-bailout-its-been-great-for-his-family
9 December 2020 : Steven Mnuchin Secretary of the Treasury at United States Government steven.Mnuchin@treasury.gov pic.twitter.com/dsPkEYp3an
9 December 2020 : Hanna Bogorowski Communications Advisor to Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy https://www.linkedin.com/in/hanna-bogorowski-8b8603107/ https://www.facebook.com/hanna.bogorowski pic.twitter.com/HQYb9yTbp1
9 December 2020 : Kristin Stipicevic Scheduler for Congressman Kevin McCarthy kristin.stipicevic@mail.house.gov https://www.facebook.com/kristin.thomson.18 https://www.instagram.com/kristinstip/?hl=en https://www.linkedin.com/in/kristin-stipicevic-b132944/
9 December 2020 : Dan Meyer Chief of Staff to House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy https://www.linkedin.com/in/dan-meyer-61709413/ dan.meyer@mail.house.gov pic.twitter.com/8f4YbTJ90f
9 December 2020 : Matt Sparks Head of Communications at House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthewedwardsparks/ matt.sparks@mail.house.gov pic.twitter.com/9gqfW2WB7r
9 December 2020 : Michele Perez Exner Communications Director for House Republican Leader Kevin McCarthy https://www.linkedin.com/in/perezmichele/ https://www.facebook.com/michele.perez.148 pic.twitter.com/YDE0tsEXjs
9 December 2020 : Pissed off about the shitty stimulus bill? Me too. Let them know it's not acceptable. Demand RETROACTIVE enhanced unemployment benefits *and* stimulus checks. Start here.
9 December 2020 : Lol I’ve been doing that for months and it’s impossible.
9 December 2020 : Both plans: Leaving us fucked for MONTHS of bills that don't magically disappear just bc UI isn't retroactive.
9 December 2020 : I lost my housing bc of covid back in August and the $600 won't do shit to get me in housing. I am not unique or special. This is nuts.
9 December 2020 : I've been homeless since August.
9 December 2020 : Then give me money.
9 December 2020 : It is time to burn it all the fuck down.
9 December 2020 : I never, ever put anything political on LinkedIn, but who cares anymore! If this isn't fixed, I'm going to fucking kill myself anyway, so it wont' even matter what clients see! @GOPLeader , @stevenmnuchin1 you are horrible pieces of shit. Get fucked. pic.twitter.com/B5R0DR8yLV
9 December 2020 : I am fucking coming for every single staffer, every single politician, every single elected official I can find. Emails, phone calls, LinkedIn DMs, all of it. I have nothing but time. We're like 5 days away from me calling the adult children of people who work for the mayor. pic.twitter.com/6DWTGl5UPT
9 December 2020 : HELLO I'M HAVING A REAL NORMAL NIGHT. pic.twitter.com/lLPD5rCcnJ
9 December 2020 : I wish your business had failed and you had ended up homeless, cold, and alone, suffering in the streets while people spat on you.
9 December 2020 : Really? Because actually, it seems like you think it's fucking great to give ACTUAL small businesses and the unemployed jack shit.
9 December 2020 : Seriously, @gopleader , why don't you shove a rusty nail up your dickhole? My livelihood and the livelihood of millions of others has been destroyed through NO FAULT OF OUR OWN. So why do you oppose giving us extra unemployment money? https://twitter.com/GOPLeader/status/1335253729495420929?s=20
9 December 2020 : The new stimulus plan from the White House does not include ANY extra weekly unemployment. None. Zero. @GOPLeader when a bunch of us kill ourselves, will you still back this plan 100%? pic.twitter.com/nlSQKeSjiZ
9 December 2020 : I don't mean children. I know several ADULT women who have straight up said if they knew what being pregnant and giving birth was actually going to be like, they never would have done it. idk when you do sex ed outside of high school.
9 December 2020 : @mstang1970 @WriterPhil @taylorg1988 @JStein_WaPo why not? they already said it's ok to not backpay shit, they obviously think the $105 a week I'm getting from the state is fine.
8 December 2020 : Lol imagine thinking we won’t kill ourselves before then. Since you are her spokesperson, why did she say it was a nonnegotiable issue?
8 December 2020 : How many lawsuits against state unemployment agencies to get interest on super late UI checks?
8 December 2020 : I really believe if we were honest in sex ed about what pregnancy is like, we would have way more childfree women lol
8 December 2020 : Let me guess. In this plan I get a $50 visa gift card for my stimulus, and I actually end up owing $300 a week *to* unemployment?
8 December 2020 : Why did you decide enhanced unemployment doesn’t need to be retroactive?
8 December 2020 : 🎻
8 December 2020 : As a pandemically induced homeless person, $600 is bullshit.
8 December 2020 : Halloweendys.
8 December 2020 : In the before times I would sometimes send Starbucks gift cards for birthdays to people who worked for me but uh. What.
8 December 2020 : What. I don’t... what.
8 December 2020 : Are they paying us.
8 December 2020 : Pretty much anything could be considered "much higher" than a week of minimum wage pay.
8 December 2020 : Courtesy of a gleeful Donald, crossing out the expiration date and signing his name next to it.
8 December 2020 : I don't even like ordering a blood and sand out loud. So uncomfortable.
8 December 2020 : 🚮
8 December 2020 : Hey @MattEganCNN I fucking lost my home because of lack of aid, so why don't you and your economist pals go ahead and send me some money since you all have so much to save. Thanks! pic.twitter.com/bhkU7Rrkjh
8 December 2020 : Now I remember i made a joke about tattooing Bernie's social security number on my arm and someone got super pissed at me. It's all coming back.
8 December 2020 : i have thoughts about this that i cannot type.
8 December 2020 : RT @manda_writes: Like, who exactly do people think this shit is for? If it's not going to people who work in what might be THE most impact…
8 December 2020 : i had repressed this.
8 December 2020 : Every time i run by Mitch's house my blood just boils.
8 December 2020 : Wait until Friday, when it's shifted to giving everyone who made under $32,000 in 2017 a $50 Visa gift card and a coupon for Taco Bell.
8 December 2020 : You have to be fucking joking.
8 December 2020 : I have deleted so many drafts today. I've never been as full of rage and hate as I have been the last month, and it's getting worse by the day.
8 December 2020 : $600 is one week of full time minimum wage pay where I live.
8 December 2020 : It's incredibly insulting and condescending. I'm sorry that's happening to you. I really, really hope they give us something. Soon.
8 December 2020 : Might as well light some shit on fire first.
8 December 2020 : Being fucking homeless and suicidal isn't fun, yet here I am staring at a wall in someone else's house for 8 hours a day thinking about downing a bottle of Vicodin with vodka.
8 December 2020 : Meanwhile, my single member LLC's PPP amount was 2/3 of one week of pay.
8 December 2020 : Thinking back to when I was insulted by the $1200 since it couldn't cover my rent, and now here we are.
8 December 2020 : I'd say it's the opposite of a miracle. It's a fucking tragedy.
8 December 2020 : Oh my god @SenatorCollins you stupid, lying piece of shit. I'm the now homeless owner of a failed business who is struggling and JACK SHIT in this bill helps me. Fuck you. pic.twitter.com/CVAufyU0Ew
8 December 2020 : $600? Fuck that. These fucking monsters should be unable to leave their homes due to the constant rioting going on outside of them.
8 December 2020 : 1) Free healthcare isn't free if you're responsible for hundreds out of pocket every month. 2) I'm unemployed, not fucking stupid and unable to check out the ACA website I use to get insurance every year.
8 December 2020 : Affordable healthcare doesn't meant cheap premiums and high out of pocket costs. It means comprehensive coverage at a low cost.
8 December 2020 : Shit like this isn't helpful. pic.twitter.com/IvUPwDOYSW
8 December 2020 : Bc youre asking useless questions. If I take the free plan, I have to pay hundreds out of pocket for my doctor and thousands for surgery. Does that sound fucking free to you? Thanks for being a condescending jackass who apparently thinks poor ppl are too fucking dumb to do math.
8 December 2020 : Yes, I could go on DC medicare. But! - I'm transient bc I lost my housing, so need a plan that works in more than just DC/limited nearby pharmacies. - It doesn't cover the surgery I was supposed to have in April and still need. - It doesnt cover my doctor. So I'm still paying!
8 December 2020 : 1) Free healthcare isn't free if I have to pay hundreds out of pocket every month. 2) I'm unemployed, not fucking stupid. Rest assured I know what I'm talking about: from what meds I take, to what/who each plan in DC's marketplace covers, to which surgery I desperately need.
8 December 2020 : 1) Free healthcare isn't free if you're responsible for hundreds out of pocket every month. 2) I'm unemployed, not fucking stupid and unable to check out the ACA website I use to get insurance every year. pic.twitter.com/daKD0fIvPr
8 December 2020 : I think your suggestion is too kind.
8 December 2020 : No, I never thought to check. Great idea.
8 December 2020 : I literally can't afford the premium because there isn't enhanced unemployment backpay.
8 December 2020 : Mitch McConnell should not be allowed to live in peace. Why aren't more people pissed off?
8 December 2020 : this is all good for experimenting with, thank you! i really dont want to go back on prescription sleeping pills.
8 December 2020 : I’ve been prescribed numerous drugs for it over the last 20 years lol
8 December 2020 : WHAT! Zzquil isn't doing shit but Benadryl knocks me out, so that's very strange to learn!!! Now I can't wait to conduct an experiment tonight. I had no idea you could just....take benadryl.
8 December 2020 : My business isn't a restaurant or grocery store, but I've been unable to operate since March. What can I apply for?
8 December 2020 : RT @manda_writes: Honestly, how do we begin to repair lives if we don’t make enhanced unemployment retroactive to august?
8 December 2020 : Erik, is she telling you if she hopes the enhanced unemployment can be back paid through the fall, since that equals THOUSANDS of dollars for every single unemployed individual?
8 December 2020 : Turns out I can’t fall asleep with OR without it anyway 😂😂
8 December 2020 : I sleep 4-7 am lol
8 December 2020 : Happy birthday, Margaret. https://twitter.com/pa/status/1336205559356403713
8 December 2020 : So many of you messaged me to tell me Zzzquil is habit forming, but since it’s 2 am tonight and last night I was up until 4 am, I’m not sure what “habit” y’all thought I was gonna pick up.
7 December 2020 : Large parts of America are far colder and snowier than England.
7 December 2020 : Can’t believe Austerity Assholes didn’t catch on.
7 December 2020 : But that’s an explanation for why the bill is less. I’m talking about a direct question about retroactive UI, and what the plan is moving forward
7 December 2020 : If I stop buying up make up from racist beauty gurus and start hoarding N95 masks, then yeah, go ahead and say something. Otherwise, get the fuck out of here.
7 December 2020 : Imagine supporting a party that definitely agrees on not giving retroactive enhanced unemployment benefits.
7 December 2020 : If you want to cry about people reselling sold out luxury goods in the year 2020, Ima need you to call at least 10 politicians and demand retroactive unemployment before you say anything.
7 December 2020 : lol how much more can they just give up to him before it's just a paper saying amazon can sue every american for not working for them during a pandemic.
7 December 2020 : yes, and it's memorable enough that *last year* i went on a date with her friend and made a joke about it before i realized they had been pals.
7 December 2020 : yes, and then i went on a date with her friend and unknowingly made a joke about it.
7 December 2020 : I mean, same.
7 December 2020 : Well he did charge me hundreds of dollars for forgetting a dozen eggs in the fridge when I moved out!
7 December 2020 : So let’s take an equivalent amount from them.
7 December 2020 : I can’t believe I didn’t tell you this. He hung fly poison up in my entryway. It smelled like rotting garbage. It would make me gag any time I would come or go. It said to not hang near humans.
7 December 2020 : Pretty sure I’m at the point I’d strangle someone with my bare hands to get a vaccine OR $7,200 in enhanced unemployment backpay! Anyway, can’t imagine why people are doing so much criming lately!
7 December 2020 : OH and the landlord probably never hangs poison from your door like mine did.
7 December 2020 : oh and a $1,500 Visa giftcard.
7 December 2020 : They actually start cheaper than my English basement was. $1475 a month for a similar size, but w windows and full size appliances AND three months free upfront.
7 December 2020 : Maybe we can go sell open cans of beans in a parking lot together and call ourselves a streatery grocery store?
7 December 2020 : If you are a DC resident and this upsets you, please take five minutes out of your day to send an email to your elected officials asking why this is happening. I am happy to provide you with contact information.
7 December 2020 : There are multiple Safeways in DC. I think it's safe to guess that grocery stores are actually pretty busy right now! pic.twitter.com/mnLUvCGFXU
7 December 2020 : DC is giving aid to "impacted businesses." These businesses include flooring centers, grocery stores, pharmacies, convenience stores, and hardware stores. Not included? The entire trade show industry, or any business that doesn't sell goods to the public.
7 December 2020 : @charlesallen @tweetelissa can anyone explain to me why the fucking grocery stores get money? I thought they were open.
7 December 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser , @SmallBizDC is there a reason the fucking LAUNDROMATS AND JEWELRY STORES can get money in your Bridge Fund, but businesses in the TRADE SHOW industry (which has been 100% closed since March), can't???
7 December 2020 : it's bc he believes in science!
7 December 2020 : I didn't realize that the trade show industry, which has been 100% shuttered without streateries or take out since March, was not suffering. Someone tell my bank account.
7 December 2020 : She's left everyone unemployed to die on the street for months now, so I doubt she gives a single fuck about covid patients.
7 December 2020 : I can't wait to hear more of your nuanced opinions on local DC issues. pic.twitter.com/MWqwq9Whs0
7 December 2020 : Almost every 1099 worker I know has at least one client who insists on paying them W2. I get $105 a week on unemployment bc of one client who paid me less than $5,000 in 2019. It doesn't matter if you make 40k or 200k in 1099 pay -- if you have any W2, they base your UI on that. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1336000545061036032
7 December 2020 : As of today mine says the money from September on has been sent out via DD, so people might want to check today!
7 December 2020 : what the fuck.
7 December 2020 : Mayor, will you ever give money to businesses that aren't hotels and bars, or should the rest of us just fucking kill ourselves?
7 December 2020 : For the love of god, can you fix the mixed W2/1099 income problem in unemployment? With this $1200 I am getting $3,239 less overall (59 weeks regular UI vs 46 PUA) than I would bare minimum PUA. I literally cant even count the business that I own in my income. It's not just me!
7 December 2020 : How is this done without backpay through the fall? Fuck this absolute shithole country. pic.twitter.com/kZLM5ong9B
7 December 2020 : I literally do not see the point in being alive anymore. Fuck this. If you're employed, please start giving a shit about those of us who aren't. Call, write, protest, camp out in front of your elected officials houses.
7 December 2020 : I literally do not see the point in being alive anymore. Fuck this. If you're unemployed, please start giving a shit. Call, write, protest, camp out in front of your elected officials houses.
7 December 2020 : "The enhanced unemployment benefits will be retroactive to September!" ... "Uh, we mean the enhanced unemployment benefits will be retroactive to December!" ....... "lol nah that shit isn't gonna be retroactive at all, fuck you."
7 December 2020 : I honestly don’t understand who gets the money, because it’s not those of us who need it the most...so I’m sure trump will love it.
7 December 2020 : Sweet, love it.
7 December 2020 : Thank you!
7 December 2020 : Regardless it won’t be seamless. Remember how we were all waiting forever the $600 before and everyone got it at different times?
7 December 2020 : Stimulus negotiations do not indicate the measly $300 unemployment expansion would be retroactive through the MONTHS that we have been stuck living on the pennies state UI offers. Pelosi swore the payments would be back paid. Has anyone pinned her down on an explanation or plan?
7 December 2020 : Oh idk. I am still waiting on unemployment payments from September so I haven’t really followed the payout date.
7 December 2020 : It would be retroactive to December 1.
7 December 2020 : Has anyone pinned down an explanation from Pelosi about the UI not being retroactive in a meaningful way?
7 December 2020 : Hahahahah fuck these people. Let’s take their fucking money
7 December 2020 : I'm homeless. Feel free to cashapp me $1200 if it aint shit to ya, Ray. Thanks!
7 December 2020 : Can anything be done about mixed income earners who are making less on traditional UI than the bare minimum PUA payments are?
7 December 2020 : For the love of god, can someone fix the mixed W2/1099 income problem in unemployment? With this $1200 I am getting $3,239 less overall (59 weeks regular UI vs 46 PUA) than I would bare minimum PUA. I literally can’t even count the business that I own in my income. https://twitter.com/councilofdc/status/1335991977125539840
7 December 2020 : With this $1200 I am getting $3,239 less overall (59 weeks regular UI vs 46 PUA) than I would bare minimum PUA. I literally can’t even count the business that I own in my income. Like yes give these people money but also what the fuck.
7 December 2020 : Is there anything that can be done for mixed income earners making less on unemployment than the PUA minimum, based off of a single W2 contract?
7 December 2020 : So I’m fucked again as mixed income! Minimum PUA for 1099: $179 My bullshit W2 UI: $105 So I’m already down $74 x 39 weeks: $2,886 Plus $1,200: $4,086 Which means I’d have to collect UI for another 38.9 weeks to even this out. FIX THE MIXED INCOME PROBLEM. https://twitter.com/councilofdc/status/1335991977125539840
7 December 2020 : I would fucking kill someone with my bare hands to get a vaccine. Go away.
7 December 2020 : So by being mixed income im fucked again!
7 December 2020 : I’m incredibly pro vax so you’re barking up the wrong tree.
7 December 2020 : I can’t believe asking people to sit at home, isolated and penniless, while leaders do whatever they want, isn’t working. pic.twitter.com/LGCP9eNBtd
7 December 2020 : Every time I ask why @does_dc hasn’t paid me a penny in 12 weeks, they assure me I’m a priority and then ask me my name, last four of my social, and story, and then never respond again.
7 December 2020 : Miles of unclaimed, empty land. They practically give that stuff away for free there, they have so much space.
7 December 2020 : all malarkey, all the time
7 December 2020 : Sure there are poorly run businesses suffering fallout. But it doesn’t seem reasonable to blanket suggest failure is a choice due to lack of ability to online order carry out.
7 December 2020 : We did this months ago with empty chairs for live events, and I sincerely hope it works out better for you than it did for us.
7 December 2020 : “I chose to sit outside in the cold and I was cold. 0/10.”
7 December 2020 : I’m not sure carryout in a city where 30% of renters are facing eviction is the answer to five digit rents.
7 December 2020 : Im literally homeless because of covid.
7 December 2020 : One of my clients exhibited at an 80,000 person trade show in China last week. https://twitter.com/champchong/status/1335218340919328769
7 December 2020 : Holy shit, do restaurant owners really believe theyre the only businesses who have gotten totally fucked? Tens of millions of us are unemployed in industries that have received less aid than restaurants & that cant be open at all. McDonalds is affordable. https://www.bonappetit.com/story/end-of-independent-restaurant-era-edward-lee pic.twitter.com/awuT5VUUl3
7 December 2020 : Tens of millions of us (also middle class hard workers) are unemployed in industries that have received even less aid than restaurants and that haven’t been allowed to be open, even briefly or partially. McDonald’s is affordable. pic.twitter.com/lV4D69us6c
6 December 2020 : I guess it's different when your family is rich and whatever you do is a fun hobby while you work on your real career!
6 December 2020 : Just checked, looks like his parents bought him a $70,000 car, I think he's fine!
6 December 2020 : I wonder how much he's made in tips since March.
6 December 2020 : Back on March 1st, a NYC bartender I know DMed me to ask if coronavirus cancelations meant I would finally get a real job and grow up instead of relying on unstable things, like trade shows and conventions. lol. I wonder how he's doing.
6 December 2020 : Maybe she’s making a joke.
6 December 2020 : what.
6 December 2020 : Great, do we need to have a college degree, home, transportation, or like children? Because I don't have any of those qualifications, but I desperately need money. This is absolutely as wack as thinking Only Fans is a viable solution, jesus fucking christ. https://twitter.com/tweetelissa/status/1335289695526408197
6 December 2020 : Also sex work is really hard and I can’t do it.
6 December 2020 : Im fine with women or good faith men (lol) making this suggestion, but demanding emotional labor in exchange for donations solicited by a person who lost their home is fucked up. Anything looking to have desperate person do something they otherwise wouldn’t is predatory.
6 December 2020 : I’m so tired of this shit. If I wanted to do this or have an only fans, I’d have done it before the pandemic started. I’m in an industry where this is common, it’s not like I’m unfamiliar with the concept. pic.twitter.com/KYMFgGEasi
6 December 2020 : Yeah but regular people keep claiming this bill is going to help people like me!
6 December 2020 : But even if UI ended up caring and maxed me out on state UI, Id be getting $444 a week vs. $1450 I'd be getting if my business could operate. My first client cancelations were in *January*. My first show cancelation was February 12. The next big show is like June. Fuck this guy.
6 December 2020 : i mean this person is both a moron and an asshole. i have contracts showing 500k in revenue loss from my business, where i pay myself 1099, bc of the cancelations of shows like MWC Barcelona (Feb 2020!!), CES, RSNA, etc. They can believe what they want. They're a troll.
6 December 2020 : "Does Not Smell"
6 December 2020 : If there’s no aid, it’s an option.
6 December 2020 : Tbh I don’t have the spoons to put my business plan into a single tweet or detail business funding plans or explain the myriad of issues with seeking other work, but do keep in mind I am without housing and I don’t own a car so I can’t exactly pick up a retail job or something.
6 December 2020 : Oh look it’s me, a mixed income loser.
6 December 2020 : Drown myself in the Potomac.
6 December 2020 : It's trade shows, so yeah. Well, one of my clients just attended an 80,000 person show in China, so I guess we're just destroyed here lol.
6 December 2020 : My friend sent me some links to try to help me out with rent and healthcare costs, but because I've already lost my apartment and my healthcare is through the ACA, I'm not eligible for any assistance. lol.
6 December 2020 : I hope he skipped all the extra letters and read competent Marxist, which is also a funny name.
6 December 2020 : I bet he hates malarkey.
6 December 2020 : Nope. It’s a direct reference to @WorstYearPod
6 December 2020 : I’m a malarxist, a supporter of malarkey. pic.twitter.com/kAELikXESZ
6 December 2020 : Fortunately I have a real life, so I don’t think cowardliness or bravery is based off of entertaining dumbasses on twitter.
6 December 2020 : No I muted him bc I don’t want to get notifications some shitbag is crying about poor people in cities sucking.
6 December 2020 : Uh oh all the Initiative 77 goons are gonna come scream at you.
5 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fQVmY9wZNs
5 December 2020 : Not really sure what your point is. Only people who live in zip codes you personally like shouldn’t be left to rot? Cool opinion.
5 December 2020 : The best I can give you is that with a negative test the CDC says to end quarantine after 10 days, but they don’t release a breakdown of why as best as I can tell.
5 December 2020 : The absolute morons who told me to simply get disability when I broke my leg lololol
5 December 2020 : So it’s almost like $15 an hour isn’t a blanket solution.
5 December 2020 : My business has lost over half a million in revenue and ive been given $10,000 in loans. Because unemployment is broken and meant to be cruel, I make 1/14 of my pay and lost my home. I would like a fucking hand out.
5 December 2020 : My business has lost over half a million in revenue and ive been given $10,000 in loans. Because unemployment is broken and meant to be cruel, I make 1/14 of my pay and lost my home. I would like a fucking hand out.
5 December 2020 : That’s literally minimum wage here.
5 December 2020 : I lost my job when this first started. I lost my home in august bc state UI is a joke. Thanks for explaining it to me tho.
5 December 2020 : yeah this upset me and my LLC that is bleeding money
5 December 2020 : twitter needs a bot like reddit has
5 December 2020 : This makes me feel better because I regularly make chili with ghost peppers for years, and I’m at a 100% finger in eye success rate.
5 December 2020 : I cannot express how many errors I just made with the spicy packet and how sad my eyes will be when I take out my contacts.
5 December 2020 : I support. pic.twitter.com/BnZfgOSLvN
5 December 2020 : honestly my biggest regret in life is that i started a business in the trade show industry and not an airline.
5 December 2020 : I also own a small business, just in an unfortunate industry where Im bleeding hundreds of thousands of dollars in revenue. I just think that people arent thinking of us. My source is being broke as fuck since March while everyone I know is employed & the media isnt focused on it
5 December 2020 : dc cop week was always really rough lol
5 December 2020 : this is a movie too old cop customers liked to reference when i was 18 and worked at hooters
5 December 2020 : I bet her dog is poorly trained.
5 December 2020 : Baby witch.
5 December 2020 : Great now me too, thanks. 😱
5 December 2020 : The first zip code I had registered my business in qualified for that, too
4 December 2020 : Yeah, I mean, yes fuck me. I "benefit" from them in the sense I'll get the $300 but since it's not backpay I will remain homeless. Absolutely this is a fuck me situation.
4 December 2020 : When people push back about unemployment or PPP (telling me Im a liar or I dont know what I'm talking about), it's a struggle to remember that most are not acting in bad faith. Theyre just projecting how they think or wish UI works onto my situation. I promise, UI is really bad.
4 December 2020 : Looks like Solidcore found a solution. This seems definitely safer than classes under a coach’s instruction! Good job, Bowser! pic.twitter.com/j38VOZANVU
4 December 2020 : I guess I gotta start a new company that grifts rich right wingers!
4 December 2020 : Lol this guy is a moron bad faith troll. You’re wasting your time.
4 December 2020 : :)
4 December 2020 : I’m am unemployed folk and I can honestly say the 1200 would do comically little for me and wouldn’t tide anything. Especially compared to back UI. It’s not even a month of rent.
4 December 2020 : Apparently everyone thinks that
4 December 2020 : It’s not really moot. We CAN have people gathering—if the ppl gathering are rich and powerful. If you dont see how it’s worse that the same ppl who are not giving aid and are setting the rules are allowed to violate those rules as they wish while others are fined, i cant help you
4 December 2020 : I’m homeless because my industry involves people gathering and isn’t allowed to operate, and I 100% place more blame on politicians having parties and not being punished while civilians are punished for smaller events.
4 December 2020 : Kingfisher 😥😩
4 December 2020 : The rules only apply to the common people, but we don't even get a second pathetic round of $1200 stimulus for it. pic.twitter.com/jz9xbAgfuY
4 December 2020 : OH and that $105 a week in unemployment I'm supposed to get? Haven't been sent any in 9 weeks and no one at UI will fix it or get back to me.
4 December 2020 : Also even when it was a high amount PPP didn’t do jack shit for my entire industry. We’re as closed today as we were in April.
4 December 2020 : I’m a business owner who has lost over half a million in revenue. I received a $1,000 PPP and a $10,000 EIDL. Im mixed income so I make $105 a week on a part time job I had in 2019 where I earned less than $4500. Wake up.
4 December 2020 : hey @srcrist sorry that being fucking homeless over lack of aid makes me selfish but here ya go pic.twitter.com/MS7zezG0eZ
4 December 2020 : Like, who exactly do people think this shit is for? If it's not going to people who work in what might be THE most impacted industry, who have already lost everything, who don't have buckets of inherited money, who the fuck is it going to?
4 December 2020 : Im a full Pell Grant receiving college drop out who owns a single member LLC in a blue state & contracts w a diverse group of almost exclusively women 1099 workers in the trade show industry. Ive lost my home, Im running out of credit. I wont get shit from this "relief" bill.
4 December 2020 : Hi, pandemically induced homeless Bernie supporter here, and yeah, I personally wanted one that gave me a single fucking penny, not this horseshit.
4 December 2020 : Sounds like Andrew has a job and a home, so what do people like him care lol
4 December 2020 : Who is we? Who does this help? Surely not the millions of us who have been wo jobs. Giving up the liability shield gives up the bargaining chip. Nothing will come later. FYI, Bernie Sanders is why a bunch of us 1099 were able to collect UI in the first place. But compromise.
4 December 2020 : Bernie Sanders is why 1099 workers have been able to collect unemployment during the pandemic. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1334944934953160709
4 December 2020 : Andrew, I'm already homeless bc of the lack of stimulus. Without retroactive enhanced unemployment I won't be able to find a home. I'm totally fucked. Can you please advise what else we should compromise to keep cash out of hand?
4 December 2020 : just wanted to make sure we weren't dragging down the rate, and that it's not actually higher than this for eotr residents.
4 December 2020 : thank you!
4 December 2020 : Is science a landlord, and can Biden tell them to let me move in?
4 December 2020 : I'm sorry if this is stupid, but is this based on residency or test site? I know a lot of people in Hill East go across the river bc there aren't lines.
4 December 2020 : I'm homeless due to the lack of stimulus, and this bill does not include retroactive enhanced unemployment, so I will continue to be without a home. Can you explain how it's giving me relief?
4 December 2020 : Enhanced unemployment is $300 and not retroactive, leaving millions unable to pay deferred rent and bills, and leaving us unable to to catch up in life. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1334894822470070277
4 December 2020 : It’s obviously from a person with a job.
4 December 2020 : Yeah every introvert I know is miserable — introversion isn’t total isolation! It’s been numerous podcast guests! Maybe they think it’s funny? Hope you’re doing okay-ish at least.
4 December 2020 : No, now that Biden is going to be president, the year of salary I’m missing and the home I lost months ago will just magically reappear without any silly stimulus!
4 December 2020 : What relief are we getting? Not backpay for enhanced UI. Not stimulus checks.
4 December 2020 : Holiday MRAP. 🎄🎄 pic.twitter.com/2xYh4vXEyE
4 December 2020 : Also they usually live with a SO. “Just little old introverted me totally alone with my wife and two kids and my dog and our yard. So easy!”
4 December 2020 : Am I the only person that immediately turns off a podcast of a guest talks about how their introversion or reclusiveness make them fine with the pandemic? It’s already a little grating no matter what they say considering they obviously have a job and a home, but no thanks.
4 December 2020 : Russian bots!
4 December 2020 : Its 3 am!!
4 December 2020 : Lmao in Israel they looked me dead in the eye when I asked them to not stamp me and stamped my fucking passport twice. I was PISSED. It’s become more difficult to get an Israel only passport in the us.
4 December 2020 : Aren’t you both in est?
3 December 2020 : We cant both demand workers protect our safety by getting regularly tested bc we interact with them at work & also essentially punish them for it. No one comes knocking on your door after a Tinder date or your third outdoor happy hour & shoves something up your nose. It's unfair.
3 December 2020 : @DCFoodPundit @barredindc We cant both demand workers protect our safety by getting regularly tested bc we interact with them at wor, & also essentially punish them for it. No one comes knocking on your door after a Tinder date or your third outdoor happy hour & shoves something up your nose. It's unfair.
3 December 2020 : It's absurd to expect the people who work in bars to a) get tested regularly just in case and b) not do anything but roll silverware and stir drinks and entertain us until they get their results, including going to the bar in non-work hours.
3 December 2020 : My only point is that in a city with free and accessible testing, it's pretty easy to see why people aren't holed up in their houses except for work for 3-6 days.
3 December 2020 : Ok, but you're talking about people who work in bars. That's my point! It's absurd to expect the people who work in bars to a) get tested regularly just in case and b) not do anything but roll silverware and stir drinks and entertain us until they get their results.
3 December 2020 : ok.
3 December 2020 : Right, but everyone is going to have a different view of what is high risk. I think it's pretty unethical to tell people they're fine to bag my groceries, drive me around, and pour my drinks, but not fine to have a cocktail at a patio bar.
3 December 2020 : Fine, twice a week, whatever. My point is more that, assuming we hit a 5-6 day turnaround again, this means that the person serving the food and drinks can't sit down and be served.
3 December 2020 : So people who work at the grocery store for $15 an hour can't go out to dinner if they get a weekly test, but six figure work from homers can go out every night, as long as they don't get tested.
3 December 2020 : Correct.
3 December 2020 : But aren't people getting tested simply bc they're going to restaurants? What counts as high risk of exposure?
3 December 2020 : I selected no, haven't been tested, but I had covid in March when dining wasn't a thing.
3 December 2020 : Thank you for reminding me about this and how I wanted to rant about him. We can definitely start with a nice “fuck you, Lee!”
3 December 2020 : It’s disgusting.
3 December 2020 : Are essential workers told to get periodic tests?
3 December 2020 : Also thanks for explaining to me, a person who has lost my home due to covid, how screwed people are. I had no idea.
3 December 2020 : Ok. Thanks. Iirc at least two states run a Saturday to Friday workweek for UI, btw.
3 December 2020 : I don’t think we should be getting $300 a week, but you do you. I personally lost the $600 July 26.
3 December 2020 : Honestly if they want that 100% of the time, they should just cut to the chase abs start asking for a prescription or employer note or a positive close contact.
3 December 2020 : I haven’t had a car in over a decade and I still get calls about my warranty.
3 December 2020 : I guess it’s because it’s so shockingly different here/so easy to get a test compared to, like, everywhere else, the CDC doesn’t consider it?
3 December 2020 : Of course, we should be getting $10,800 in retroactive unemployment.
3 December 2020 : Yeah but people *are* getting regularly tested in DC bevause they feel an obligation to or whatever reason. I think between regularly getting tested w quarantining all the time and just doing all the stuff they’d normally do wo testing...they’d opt for the second one.
3 December 2020 : So then it sounds like it’s better to just never get tested instead of regularly getting “just in case” tests.
3 December 2020 : What are you trying to communicate? I have no idea.
3 December 2020 : What?
3 December 2020 : Letting people go months making pennies and not paying them back should be fucking criminal.
3 December 2020 : I...what. It's obviously both.
3 December 2020 : I'm not holding my breath.
3 December 2020 : No, but I'm sure we can all just magically figure it out!
3 December 2020 : Yeah. To August. At $600.
3 December 2020 : SHE'S NOT WORTH IT!!
3 December 2020 : "The [unemployment] checks would be retroactive to Tuesday, Dec. 1, according to Sen. Joe Manchin, who is one of the bill’s sponsors." Cool.
3 December 2020 : Or retroactive payment of enhanced UI benefits for the months we went without.
3 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/GexoZtZ4uJ
3 December 2020 : RT @manda_writes: Honestly if you’re screaming for bars to be paid to be closed while you’ve given 0 shits about the convention and live ev…
3 December 2020 : Austerity Assholes?
3 December 2020 : Hello @DOES_DC why haven't I gotten any PEUC money in 9 weeks? At this point, PEUC is going to END before I get a penny. And yeah, you have sent me an email address to contact. Spoiler alert: nothing happens. @LauraHayesDC , @charlesallen , @MayorBowser pic.twitter.com/DpArBd4SWW
3 December 2020 : DC did an incredibly stupid live events program that meant you could have like 30 people attend a concert lol
3 December 2020 : Two minutes is a long ass time to ring a bell.
3 December 2020 : It also looked stupid and boring lol
3 December 2020 : Yeah. I don’t know that the stigma of large crowds will last that long though. You can already go out and do pretty much whatever you want in most of America, including the immediate suburbs of huge cities.
3 December 2020 : Though it’s probably quite different for concerts than it is for business conferences.
3 December 2020 : Haha other parts of the world are already running shows lol
3 December 2020 : I will say that completely fucking ruining people's lives and futures is NOT a good way to get them to give a shit about stopping the spread!
3 December 2020 : I would literally let people with COVID spit in my mouth if it meant I could have a paycheck again, yet people wonder why I'm so fucking mad that the limited funding that exists on the state level keeps going to ONE INDUSTRY that isn't even fucking closed.
3 December 2020 : Can't wait for her epic, MPD assisted takeover of the Logan Circle Whole Foods to finally happen.
3 December 2020 : Again, other industries have been shuttered the entire time, and the city has decided the limited amount of funding they have available should go to only restaurant workers. What you're saying doesn't make what I'm saying less true.
3 December 2020 : Except for the part where the city has declined to offer assistance to workers in other shuttered industries prior to this.
3 December 2020 : My industry has been 100% closed since March. Restaurants haven't. So, it's not just about that.
3 December 2020 : I'm really fucking upset that aid is only going to restaurants.
3 December 2020 : I wouldn’t be surprised if LA has money on the way. The only businesses in dc to get money are restaurants.
3 December 2020 : A very popular reason the lobbying groups give to not close is the workers need money.
3 December 2020 : Though obviously by “locally” I mean here in dc, I assume it’s the same there.
3 December 2020 : Actually the restaurant lobby has a great deal of power, at least locally. Also im the only unemployed and deeply fucked person many of my irl friends are close with. Restaurants are visible — you can’t see my business is closed bc you don’t have happy hour at it every Wednesday.
3 December 2020 : Restaurant workers aren’t the only people who have been out of work since March. https://twitter.com/abc7/status/1334321304325877761
3 December 2020 : Omg he can’t stop posting
3 December 2020 : *if you’re rich and only want to date other rich people, sign up for a matchmaker. It’s better than low key bragging via flags.
3 December 2020 : First of all: Moderates, ugh. I think it’s really weird when people brag about all the countries they’ve been to. If you’re rich, go sign up for a matchmaker. That combined with the homeowner line.
3 December 2020 : Moderate means Republican, at least here
3 December 2020 : Even more important!
3 December 2020 : Do you live in a famously essential GameStop?
3 December 2020 : Honestly everyone that works for me in LA is out of work because our industry is 100% closed since March. Why limit this tiny amount of help to one group?
3 December 2020 : right after the tickle gun!
3 December 2020 : Tempting! pic.twitter.com/Cv2eBk6bEe
3 December 2020 : holy shit this is so fucking funny. god cops are the worst.
3 December 2020 : Does anyone know why people are done staying inside their homes alone? Or why people think it's a plandemic? I can't figure it out. Hmmm. pic.twitter.com/kstVa50C6F
3 December 2020 : Wow I can't imagine why people have stopped giving a shit about staying holed up in their houses, or why people think this is a hoax. pic.twitter.com/GZnRGF0a6z
3 December 2020 : https://youtu.be/O9sABRosdNg?t=90
3 December 2020 : "i signed something that says i can go to prison. DID YOU?" big meegan sounding energy here pic.twitter.com/9YO1mQpeuQ
3 December 2020 : The fiance Paul Staehle actually deserves.
3 December 2020 : Abolishing myself from my job bc my fee fees are hurt, but still keeping my paycheck and my gun while I'm abolished to my home in York County.
3 December 2020 : I mean, based on Guadalupe Peak, I assume they're all American Airlines. pic.twitter.com/sFjUclzWdP
3 December 2020 : Almost everyone I know has a job and is doing fine. It is very, very hard to be the lone person who has lost everything. Thanks for this thread.
3 December 2020 : This is why I'm so vocal about my situation. I dont give a shit if clients see it, if it makes people uncomfortable. So what! I'm not unique; there are so many people in my position or worse (I lost my home, but I have places to stay!) who are ashamed or embarrassed to speak up. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1331462123294101504
3 December 2020 : been thinking about pho all day
2 December 2020 : Children, famously not susceptible to lead poisoning.
2 December 2020 : But their feelings are hurt, which is basically abolishing them. 🙄
2 December 2020 : Jeans are straight jackets for your legs.
2 December 2020 : Domestic drone strikes!!
2 December 2020 : Send your roommate to doom scroll through my listings.
2 December 2020 : Relief for who? I’m a business owner. I wouldn’t be collecting UI if my small business got jack shit. It’s a bonus bill for the rich is all. Not relief.
2 December 2020 : This has been done.
2 December 2020 : 😥 pic.twitter.com/E5j1Ynx1wS
2 December 2020 : I own a business that, in non corona times, operates on 3 continents. I have lost over half a million in revenue, and I have been given $10,000 -- in loans. Why do you hate small businesses?
2 December 2020 : then how the fuck is it a stimulus bill or for americans?
2 December 2020 : "Be happy for what you get, you homeless poor."
2 December 2020 : this is literally life or death for me and millions of others, but some weird twitter morality hypothetical to this guy, so fuck him.
2 December 2020 : Honestly if they won't make the UI retroactive, they can probably save a lot of money but just mailing out arsenic because who the fuck wants to live like this?
2 December 2020 : "millions of people will lose their homes and cars (a back up home) without the backpay. this is shitty and useless." "OOOOH SO YOU HATE POORS."
2 December 2020 : handing a check for $300 to a landlord, begging to be allowed to move in, fuck yeah
2 December 2020 : I mean, yeah. I see no point in living if I am gonna make $900 to make up for the year. I would rather swallow a bottle of pills, 100%.
2 December 2020 : Hello if you are in the DC area, I am happy to start organizing nonstop protests at their DC homes.
2 December 2020 : So no. If the the $300 is back to December 1 when I've been bleeding money since February, they might as well fucking drown me.
2 December 2020 : Have you been unemployed since March, or are you talking out of your ass? Bc I'm ACTUALLY living on 1/14 of my salary, and if I don't get the backpay I will NEVER catch up in life. Do you understand how hard it is to rent once you have an eviction? How hard it is to lose a year?
2 December 2020 : I have already lost my home, but I had planned on using the backpay to be able to get a new apartment. Guess not. Expect mass suicides, and soon. And if THIS is BIPARTISAN? Well, suck my whole ass, dems, bc Joe is the last centrist vote I ever cast.
2 December 2020 : For those of us who have been without work this means: - not being able to pay deferred rent/mortgage - not being able to pay deferred car payments - not being able to pay deferred cell phone payments
2 December 2020 : No? Not really? Would it be helpful to you to get some fucking scraps after losing almost an entire year of salary? I am already homeless, and now millions more will be when the deferred rent and mortgage payments are due with no money being given to us.
2 December 2020 : A STIMULUS BILL WITHOUT RETROACTIVE ENHANCED UNEMPLOYMENT DOES NOT DO JACK SHIT FOR ANYONE WHO HAS LOST THEIR JOB BC OF COVID.
2 December 2020 : Without retroactive enhanced unemployment, maybe you could just end us vials of covid so we can fucking off ourselves?
2 December 2020 : "The checks would be retroactive to Tuesday, Dec. 1, according to Sen. Joe Manchin ( http://D-W.Va .), who is one of the bill’s sponsors." So this isn't that bill?
2 December 2020 : I mean, this is useless so they need to do a lot of pushing or they can send out the utensils for the mass suicides.
2 December 2020 : Right, so it's fucking useless.
2 December 2020 : Yeah it's not a bad drive down.
2 December 2020 : Let's go tell Mitch.
2 December 2020 : Is this the one that doesn't include backpay for enhanced unemployment, making it fucking useless for all of us who have lost our jobs?
2 December 2020 : How do I opt in to you guys sending me the 9 weeks of money I'm missing?
2 December 2020 : So this bill that doesn't allow for me and millions of others to get enhanced UI backpay, thus fucking ruining our lives, is STILL considered bipartisan? Dems aren't, like, disowning it? Cool. Big ups to the dems. Hope they liked my Biden vote, as it's my last.
2 December 2020 : I'm sorry my business doesn't cater to Nazis and serve alcohol. I still think I deserve more than $1,000 -- a grant that had a TON of strings attached to it. pic.twitter.com/xVB7PvCbyz
2 December 2020 : What. pic.twitter.com/iAC9Jq6VqF
2 December 2020 : Bitch, no one at your office would get back to me when I sent emails about UI, business aid, and rent. I havent gotten unemployment in months, & my business is down 500k and got single a $1,000 grant, while places like Harry's repeatedly violate rules and get grants. Fuck you. https://twitter.com/MayorBowser/status/1334142225337421824
2 December 2020 : “Your favorite economics reporter (me!) will be on Philadelphia radio this morning. Enjoy!”
2 December 2020 : Also drinks behind laptop meant down shirt and up armpit shots of me when I went to grab them on zoom. Floor is more subtle unless you comically bend over
2 December 2020 : Limited space at a narrow table + a propped up laptop probably means using a wireless keyboard. I was putting my drinks behind my laptop until I spilled them, then moved them to the floor, where I dont knock them. Im also unemployed and still going into an office for a reason lol
2 December 2020 : I’m positive I would be close to this, so I’m glad I don’t know how to get the results. Thanks for making all my runs more fun for the two week period after I discovered you all in January!
2 December 2020 : Beginning of the end. pic.twitter.com/ViUd7PMQr0
2 December 2020 : I am always happy to protest directly in front of their DC homes.
2 December 2020 : Honestly, how do we begin to repair lives if we don’t make enhanced unemployment retroactive to august?
1 December 2020 : personally, i'm always tweeting photos of budd dwyer at mine.
1 December 2020 : sorry i was being selfish lol
1 December 2020 : I love when people come together. pic.twitter.com/6VI4AbY03Q
1 December 2020 : Would be more interesting if industries that have been 100% closed since March got a single scrap.
1 December 2020 : So between the two of us, the kids are reading twilight and gossip girl, got it.
1 December 2020 : Ahahahahhaha
1 December 2020 : Oh I meant is that the argument someone else was making — replace current misogynistic stuff w twilight.
1 December 2020 : Please tell me more Jose andres takes are coming.
1 December 2020 : Still thinking about how I survived off of a bodega in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania for a week because it was a 4 block walk from my hotel.
1 December 2020 : As a misandrist, these tweets offend me. Poseurs.
1 December 2020 : Wait. Is there a take that there isn’t misogyny in twilight??
1 December 2020 : Banging on the plastic between me and the guy at the cupboard market to let him know he needs to pack this whole store up and move it to nyc or he’s a fraud.
1 December 2020 : Really reconsidering my vote for Jeff as president of the office of unemployment
1 December 2020 : Right? Sometimes this website makes my brain hurt. And I get Europeans being confused by our diverse climate, but I don’t get someone from New England now living in PA being confused by how hot Baltimore is when the school year starts.
1 December 2020 : “Schools in Maine don’t have ac either!!”
1 December 2020 : I will never forget the guy from further up north that argued w me that Baltimore city schools not having ac and having to repeatedly close in normal years was irrelevant to proving inequality and lack of resources to the district.
1 December 2020 : Can you fix it tho. I hate it.
1 December 2020 : She’s from Millersville.
1 December 2020 : I was surprised no one had!
1 December 2020 : Schools are opening just fine in countries that adequately fund public education, so I think their results are applicable to our overcrowded classrooms in crumbling buildings where the windows are sealed shut and the heat and ac don’t work.
1 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fr2o127B6A
1 December 2020 : Lol Lauren I make 1/14 of my income on UI and my business has lost over half a million in revenue and been given 10k in loans. Fuck you!
1 December 2020 : God I wish coronavirus had kill me. Someone please send those pills!
1 December 2020 : The most important question.
1 December 2020 : What about " the boyfriend"?
1 December 2020 : I just need that to happen after a vaccine so that I can go watch in person.
1 December 2020 : #sponsoredpost
1 December 2020 : ok so listen, i only watch horrible tv. like, before this, i watched every episode of the dynasty remake. i have a childhood attachment to dawsons creek, but i'm honestly loving re-watching it bc dawson sucks and i didnt realize as a kid how much everyone just shits on him.
1 December 2020 : I take it daily still and today I gave up on a whole errand because it involved a transfer with a 16 minute wait at 10 am for a 4 minute ride lol. I can’t imagine having to take it and transfer to get to work now, never mind in the future.
1 December 2020 : Losers.
1 December 2020 : Metro has closed before last call for so long that I haven’t considered it a viable option home on the weekend in years. Out of habit I’ve called for an Uber even on an earlier ending weekend night.
1 December 2020 : Also they’re more likely to be fired for being late.
1 December 2020 : Damn guess I missed all your sponsored posts promoting adidas.
1 December 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yQRcJMjLJ0
1 December 2020 : Wmata has long established itself as a commuter service, but this shit is embarrassing. We’re the nations capital. I haven’t had a car in a decade, but looks like I’ll be buying one when my job returns. https://twitter.com/dcist/status/1333591692688109568
1 December 2020 : I hope they don’t trick you like Mi Cocina did to every Texan in dc.
1 December 2020 : Seriously I am covered in burrito droppings. pic.twitter.com/pBlWmdFRSH
1 December 2020 : @bensmithtweet This (and having clients in Korea and Australia who don’t check tuned) is how I’ve been able to trick people into thinking I’m a responsible business owner.
1 December 2020 : Yup.
1 December 2020 : Millersville has both wawa and rofo!
1 December 2020 : I haven’t had a car in a decade, Jill, and despite thinking NYC sucks and not living there, yeah, I can walk to places.
1 December 2020 : You’re from Millersville, Alison. Surely you remember Wawa.
1 December 2020 : Oh my fucking god, you’re from Millersville, the part of Anne Arundel that’s even more boring than Annapolis, where everything closes at 10 on weekdays outside of tourist season. https://twitter.com/alisonleiby/status/1333534998826262528
1 December 2020 : My most sincere apologies to anyone who might have had the misfortune of watching me house a chipotle burrito while walking down 14th street this evening.
30 November 2020 : They should open up a streatery so they can get some funding.
30 November 2020 : Hope all the businesses kept the boards on their windows.
30 November 2020 : Why is this a Times pick comment on an article about how miserable being a teacher is right now? pic.twitter.com/K6X1yoch5C
30 November 2020 : mclean is way nicer than dundalk, but itll do
30 November 2020 : clarendon craig? haymarket henry?
30 November 2020 : what's the dc area equivalent of a dundalk donnie
30 November 2020 : I bet JJ is also really concerned about fare evaders on the B2.
30 November 2020 : my insurance is more a month than my unemployment is lol
30 November 2020 : if you hurry, you might be able to pick up some tips and use the next round of ppp funding to buy a lambo!
30 November 2020 : Wow all these bars in DC are closing, and they're both the only places actually getting any aid AND they're allowed to operate, at least a little bit. Imagine how much it sucks for the rest of the us who aren't getting shit and are totally closed!
30 November 2020 : A coach at my home location had covid and the gym never told me.
30 November 2020 : oh no what if ladies know how to talk and present things on camera very scary
30 November 2020 : how about you give me all your fucking money, and take my mom?
30 November 2020 : that's not how this works at all, and you know nothing about our relationship other than that she is alive.
30 November 2020 : So give me money, Chuck.
30 November 2020 : Maybe! I also wonder if the location of WeWork (White House) meant more people were more aware of security. Believe me, if I overheard anything interesting -- personal or business -- I am publishing it. With names.
30 November 2020 : Like ok, Kelly, then fucking send me some money on CashApp.
30 November 2020 : WeWork is way bigger with way more people, and I was there way more, and I can recall exactly one time someone pulled this shit and someone else walked up and said "can you not afford headphones? borrow mine."
30 November 2020 : snow day.
30 November 2020 : Another person is doing this today. This is ridiculous. I don't know if it's the pandemic, or if the culture here is just awful. This literally never happened at WeWork, but almost every single day here, someone has a multi person meeting without headphones on in the common area.
30 November 2020 : Life at 40 on my moms couch isn’t for me. If life was precious I wouldn’t be making 1/14 of my income and I wouldn’t be homeless. It doesn’t work both ways.
30 November 2020 : It’s not a joke. It’s just reality. I don’t want the low quality fucked up life I’ll have if we don’t get aid soon. You can’t reverse ruined lives with too late, too small payments.
30 November 2020 : I mean I’m probably going to kill myself without money so who cares about spit.
30 November 2020 : Isn’t this just... everyone? Tell me where II pays a living wage so I can move lol. My health insurance is about to be $550 a month because I now make make too little to get an aca tax credit and none of my doctors take Medicaid.
30 November 2020 : I would let confirmed COVID positive people spit directly in my mouth if it meant I could go back to work.
30 November 2020 : Byyyyyyyye
30 November 2020 : I love this cologne good choice btw
30 November 2020 : So the people at the mall are allowed to take off their masks and shove their hair care scam samples in my face, but I’m not allowed to go to work or get government aid. Got it.
30 November 2020 : Usually I can buy a dress for $40 and sell it for $200, but this year it wasn’t that way. If you have smarter I’d love my salary back lol
30 November 2020 : Sorry, what’s working smarter?
30 November 2020 : But actual Black Friday in store was useless. It might be my least lucrative year ever. 🤷🏼‍♀️ usually I load up on designer stuff at Nordstrom racks. guess we’ll see!
30 November 2020 : Right now it hurts because I spent all my money, but I mailed out 6 packages Friday and 4 more today!
30 November 2020 : Money aside, I literally cannot imagine. I’d rather risk intubation than sit in total isolation for 16 months.
30 November 2020 : Realistically, how many times do you expect people to hole up in their houses for 14 days when one of their close contacts comes down with covid? Who the fuck can afford the grocery and medication delivery fees???
30 November 2020 : Relevant! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1333310469055139846
30 November 2020 : That first one is perfect. Like a jewelry ad.
30 November 2020 : Overheard yesterday in Logan Circle in DC: “It says Biden chose Neera Tanden...who is that?” “Oh just some annoying internet person.” 🙃🙃🙃
30 November 2020 : Because they love having their money tied up in a platform that shuts down every time there is a swing.
30 November 2020 : Oh my god no people stop don’t do this I beg you. pic.twitter.com/5WzM76DCC0
30 November 2020 : I only had one question: can I afford it? and the answer was no! but great article, thanks!
30 November 2020 : Abso-fucking-lutely no, I do not want these piss poor takes in my inbox. pic.twitter.com/AW5kbHU2Ct
30 November 2020 : Whenever I am sad I'm single, I just log into AITA and wow men are 🗑️. pic.twitter.com/3JsB6qxzJe
30 November 2020 : i don't avoid americans this week the way i avoid them the like 20th of december to 3rd of january
30 November 2020 : I've never had an office job. Can you explain this? I assume it's related to Thanksgiving, but I don't care about the holiday or family. I generally try to not message American clients today, but I've also never really assumed it mattered much.
30 November 2020 : ugh
30 November 2020 : Dawson was being an asshole when they accidentally filmed them and discovered it.
30 November 2020 : The first season of Dawson's Creek is like 75% Dawson being a jackass, 10% Pacey calling him on it, and 100% Katie Holmes standing folded into herself exactly like a weird teenage girl does.
28 November 2020 : Theyre not supporting employers. Bars are NOT the only businesses hurting, but theyre the only ones getting aid. Meanwhile the rest of us that own businesses that are 100% shutdown since March get nothing. Please dont act like bowser gives a shit about anything but alcohol sales.
28 November 2020 : Stop making people struggling play actors in your fantasy.
28 November 2020 : :)
28 November 2020 : Christ I wish it wasn’t allergy season for me but 32 years on earth say it is.
28 November 2020 : A lobster free philosophy.
28 November 2020 : We could talk or not talk for hours!!
28 November 2020 : i tried presenting people with mitch's dc address.
28 November 2020 : please do! i've been trying since april!
28 November 2020 : obviously i hope i'm wrong and shit happens!
28 November 2020 : But it's us, too. It's been bad for us. And even we aren't rallying in full force.
28 November 2020 : Idk. Losing the $600 was devastating. I'm certainly not the only person that became homeless over it -- convention centers are running as eviction courts, hospitals, and shelters. And no one has given a single shit. I'm not holding my breath the employed will care.
28 November 2020 : actually, id rather just have money. for an apartment. but thanks!
28 November 2020 : it's all incredibly stupid. also the gyms directly across the river are open.
28 November 2020 : idk but i'd personally be thrilled if i could pull boots or slim pants over my giant fucking calves via a simple free in store hemming, so even if he need hemmed i'm still like ??? on the relevancy he was bringing here lol
28 November 2020 : Cowboy boots don't go well in the rain. They aren't practical. They don't match nice dresses. I'd be happy to hem pants if I wore them. I would like to own a pair of rainboots.
28 November 2020 : Y’all forced me to think about stupid fucking thanksgiving more this year than I ever have in my adult life.
28 November 2020 : Sexuality is not a choice. pic.twitter.com/NQYqr2KC20
28 November 2020 : Oh I guess solidcore changed their mind. pic.twitter.com/s7csHNsKnm
28 November 2020 : I think about this tweet all the time lol pic.twitter.com/m3YInezyDb
28 November 2020 : I have literally no idea when or where the shuttle busses are. @wmata why is it so hard to publish concrete information?
28 November 2020 : Wait it’s one pickup truck?
27 November 2020 : HERES A FUCKING PHOTO AAAAAAAGH EVERY REVIEW SAID THE CALVES ARE MASSIVE ON THESE DUMB BOOTS. pic.twitter.com/iWA6o0kGw5
27 November 2020 : EVEN THE “WIDE CALF” BOOTS ARE TOO SMALL FOR MY CALVES AND TOO BIG FOR MY ANKLES. pic.twitter.com/UDo4vfBZpE
27 November 2020 : I’m not unique. I’m sure there are plenty of us. It’s very frustrating. I have a pair of cowboy boots and they’re fine but very limited in practicality and aesthetics.
27 November 2020 : I mean I just want to be able to buy shoes.
27 November 2020 : I JUST WANT TO OUTDOOR DINE IN BOOTS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. ITS COLD.
27 November 2020 : Non.
27 November 2020 : Correct. Anything that fits my calves is for women who have larger ankles.
27 November 2020 : I don’t want to start a fashion line. I want to be able to purchase items. It’s not an idea, its a plea.
27 November 2020 : If someone would design boots for women with muscular calves and small/average ankles, I bet they would make a killing. I have like 15 years of not being able to buy boots to cash in on.
27 November 2020 : 😂😂😂😂😂😂
27 November 2020 : Thank God someone finally had the guts to ask for the solution to this very common problem.
27 November 2020 : I can’t believe i stopped paying attention to twitter for one single day, and the president chose that day to sit at a child’s tiny table and scream at reporters.
27 November 2020 : Holy shit.
27 November 2020 : I need to know.
26 November 2020 : Oh hello there
26 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/NDYGfna7c9
26 November 2020 : lmao what is this noise?! pic.twitter.com/EtW3jq6QMe
26 November 2020 : Look at that face!! pic.twitter.com/s0dFeoES6Z
26 November 2020 : 😡 pic.twitter.com/egLXW7hz1B
26 November 2020 : Bikes, famously as expensive as cars. Go back to Dundalk, asshole.
26 November 2020 : I bet there’s 7 people without cars in the whole dang city too!
26 November 2020 : holy shit i can't believe i know all of the bike riders in baltimore.
26 November 2020 : Where are the men who say this. pic.twitter.com/HnlaPyJley
26 November 2020 : But I do the same thing I do when I fly which is openly mock shitty customers especially when they’re bullying people working. I mean, unfortunately, I also do that when I’m working.
26 November 2020 : Kraken is way harder to spell
26 November 2020 : Williams! lmao
26 November 2020 : At most the check out lines are long. But the mad stampedes are like...Walmart at opening minute shit, not anywhere I go. I flip designer dresses and high end skincare.
26 November 2020 : I’ve been going for 13 years and it’s never really that crowded here. 🤷🏼‍♀️ especially in the morning. I’ve done a 17 hour shift in a mall for a car client on BF and even that wasn’t crazy busy.
26 November 2020 : It is one of my favorite days of the year, but yes, absolutely. I cannot imagine being in retail for it.
26 November 2020 : It is one of my favorite days of the year.
26 November 2020 : You can all keep Thanksgiving. Black Friday is hands down the superior day: you get to buy a bunch of stuff on clearance and then resell it at a mark up, and your family doesn’t tag along. Who doesn’t love shopping with a profit! pic.twitter.com/IE6tfJpCDV
26 November 2020 : as someone who ate a dozen oysters and two crabcakes last year, i support you.
26 November 2020 : Fallon, the unexpected hero of 2020. pic.twitter.com/qPyBHVh3ma
26 November 2020 : Homicide was the superior show, though I’m now afraid to rewatch it.
25 November 2020 : ya one question: where are you hiding our checks, jeff?
25 November 2020 : Imagine the embarrassment a normal person would feel if Shapiro *and* Walsh agreed with them
25 November 2020 : Now I want to re-binge The Hills, a thing I already did during this pandemic.
25 November 2020 : I'm sorry, does this chart mean some of you are still sleeping and not fucking up basic tasks? Wow. https://twitter.com/ookpassant/status/1331297681050890241
25 November 2020 : I mean I wasn’t asking for personal advice. But that’s not really practical advice to suggest crowds of holiday shoppers walk, shuffle, crutch, wheel, and push to the other end of a mall to go down steps. Seems like the easiest fix is not having escalators going only one way!
25 November 2020 : Well, Maria, I lost my job, business, and home, make 1/14th of my income on unemployment, and don’t know what to do but flip Black Friday sales like I usually do as a side thing. But if you have suggestions I’m all ears.
25 November 2020 : I have been to two malls this week, and both had non functioning escalators that forced people onto elevators with strangers and, uh, that doesn’t bode well for Black Friday!
24 November 2020 : Seems like a lot of people are missing the context! pic.twitter.com/I87R8YxHGy
24 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/jztessler/status/1331326340067438598 pic.twitter.com/blyCs7ZaRW
24 November 2020 : He’s a very serious journalist. pic.twitter.com/xvFab9FpsO
24 November 2020 : And boring.
24 November 2020 : Oh if I could get away with running my business I 100% would. I would rather be working and risking it than waiting for unemployment to maybe one day send me the peanuts they owe me. It’s a failure from above. Perhaps we should all set up a streatery so we can get grant money.
24 November 2020 : At least they’re following the letter of the law, if not the spirit lol. This is straight up defiance. I just checked and the classes are still listed as, well, classes. pic.twitter.com/VDh91mYNve
24 November 2020 : i come from a line of truckers, and i used to ride along in a truck when it was cheaper to pay my half day rate instead of flying me back home for a day or two, and absolutely no they are not.
24 November 2020 : Holy shit look at this email I just got from Solidcore about DC’s decision to ban indoor exercise classes, while allowing regular gyms to stay open. pic.twitter.com/HrZPcnT5JW
24 November 2020 : I just checked coinbase and forgot they did that weird earn coins program so i had $30 in xlm there haha. it's being moved immediately.
24 November 2020 : I’m blasting trumps press conference.
24 November 2020 : Like, she knows she's being fucking rude.
24 November 2020 : This bitch just sat down in the coworking office I’m at and is doing a whole virtual meeting with the volume jacked up absurdly loud and no headphones. Should I make a call and put it on speakerphone? Can I still call a number and get movie times played at me for 20 minutes? pic.twitter.com/pJNwVITZU7
24 November 2020 : The way the Eclipse should be remembered! I was recently truly shocked when I showed up at Avis and they tried to give me an Eclipse *and* it was a wannabe SUV.
24 November 2020 : Isn’t this normal?! Like. It’s not 2010 anymore, the technology isn’t that rapidly developing.
24 November 2020 : Not a 3 year old google pixel?! Wow disgusting. I might be homeless but that’s embarrassing. Three years! Anyway obviously sarcasm. I kept my last phone for 4 years, including a drop into a portapotty and an iOS bricking swap. I only got rid of it bc the batter died forever. Wtf
24 November 2020 : Best decision I ever made pic.twitter.com/0dWaM1QAeh
24 November 2020 : i would have to log off forever.
24 November 2020 : I've used Kucoin, too. I probably have $50 sitting in it if I opened it, but i haven't touched it in a while ha
24 November 2020 : I say this as someone who started buying bitcoin at double digit prices: PUT IT IN A WALLET WHAT ARE YOU DOOOOOOING?! aaaaah!!
24 November 2020 : Literally anything but!!!! I've used Binance for several years without problems, though I know they have issues. But Coinbase is constantly down and they work really hard to encourage users to leave their shit on their platform which is 😬
24 November 2020 : People still use Coinbase in the year of our lord 2020? Enough for it to be trending???? pic.twitter.com/mQiYZRrOdn
24 November 2020 : the state of my acne chin agrees with her 2018 disgust.
24 November 2020 : Dynasty predicted the future. pic.twitter.com/Hzf3HfsBFi
23 November 2020 : I think Illinois https://twitter.com/govpritzker/status/1328816819122135043
23 November 2020 : Anyway, can't stress enough how willing I am to go out on Black Friday if it means I have the chance to get an apartment again.
23 November 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser if you won't let me get decent unemployment, at least hire my marketing agency to make your coronavirus update PDFs for you, bc these look like shit. pic.twitter.com/X9H8xd6U8s
23 November 2020 : Cannot stress enough how much I don't want to play around with a debt collector.
23 November 2020 : I can't believe the deep state has closed my crossfit box just to piss off Marjorie.
23 November 2020 : Always.
23 November 2020 : this is bullying.
23 November 2020 : i hate this
23 November 2020 : I hear that.
23 November 2020 : On the plus side for you, it seems like people have totally forgotten how to drive, so you might be very busy post vaccine.
23 November 2020 : So many things are connected, but all people give a shit about is the person who serves them a mint julep, like fuck off.
23 November 2020 : Yeah, there is some perception that everyone who is unemployed makes minimum wage, and it's not true. My UI is based off a part time job I had making under $5,000 in 2019, and not my actual real job -- it looks like I was cleaning up when I got the $600, but I was drowning.
23 November 2020 : I do, too. First, I've had maybe 1 important call in my entire life from numbers that weren't saved. Second, I don't call people. I literally do not want phone calls! Never had a scam likely call be anything but a debt collector or a scam.
23 November 2020 : Those of us in all of the other industries that have been 100% shuttered since March have been feeling pretty shitty for a long time, too!
23 November 2020 : It's not. It never has been. Ever. I say this as someone who owns a business and uses my cell phone number for it.
23 November 2020 : Hey T-Mobile -- how about instead of telling me "Scam Likely" is calling, you just block the fucking call?
23 November 2020 : Very busy this week buying up Black Friday sales, glitches, and mislabeled items to flip to people with jobs.
23 November 2020 : Yeah everyone forgets about live events for some reason. It’s all of us.
22 November 2020 : One of the best
22 November 2020 : Yeah losing most of my friends to either relationship island or the house they grew up in wasn’t expected for me lol
22 November 2020 : Yup. I am very hangry so if it had gone on I was gonna ask if her underlying condition was being a fucking cunt, but not necessary! She was shocked at the lack of attention she received.
22 November 2020 : Some lady at Target tried to make a scene about her underlying condition that keeps her from wearing a mask, and the employee just told her to keep her mask on or leave, and then straight up walked away from her lmao.
22 November 2020 : Who is the target demographic for this. pic.twitter.com/AcHam6Ca4R
22 November 2020 : The first thing I am going to do once there is a vaccine is go back to getting right behind people who stand on the left of wmata escalators and going “beep beep!!” Trains are barely running people, let’s fucking move out of the way!
22 November 2020 : She’s smart. I once paid a coworker $200 to drive a box truck through LA when it was my turn (we were contracted to drive luxury sedans, but they snuck the truck in, everyone getting stuck w it for a week). Now that client pays an extra $200 a week to whoever has the truck.
22 November 2020 : I struggled to find a sports bra that I can run in, but now I feel like a one woman letter writing campaign to my brand see if they’ll make this lol. I feel like running sports bras must be selling really well this year so they should do it 😂
22 November 2020 : How about instead of putting all of your energy into protesting curfews and closures, you raise that kind of hell demanding enhanced unemployment and stimulus checks?
22 November 2020 : You just changed my life with this pocket in a bra news. Bras are the only thing I don’t buy from lululemon and my mind is blown.
22 November 2020 : Considering it’s men I’m explaining it to 100% of the time, I suppose in a way it is.
22 November 2020 : This is why my preferred method of communication is “I’ve done this 1000 times and here are the top 40 things that will go wrong with your dumbass idea, please interrupt me when you’ve had enough.”
22 November 2020 : Everyone: please don’t travel for thanksgiving. Please don’t leave the immediate metroplex you live in. Please don’t see the elderly. This ad: yolo bitches 🦠 pic.twitter.com/K7kTQZOmDw
21 November 2020 : Right?? Very bizarre! It’s also weird to say “being on topic in a thread is obsession” like my guy better not check out Reddit, he’ll be overwhelmed!
21 November 2020 : Well a cop here once used that as his excuse for shooting someone with their hands up, so honestly it tracks.
21 November 2020 : Having worked in restaurants it’s not common but it can happen if the person is an asshole!
21 November 2020 : Not sure what you mean by obsessed or why you think people aren’t shitty, but sure sounds like you’ve never worked in a restaurant before!
21 November 2020 : https://goo.gl/maps/hNjpaTp8BpuSiqox9
21 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1324796910524391424?s=20
21 November 2020 : I misread a tweet earlier, and all day today I thought Ricky Schroder was the My Pillow guy.
21 November 2020 : Like it’s April 2020 all over again! pic.twitter.com/4Kov6efG0g
21 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/k1F8vVGNmY
21 November 2020 : Men really be out here willing to date during a pandemic, but still aren’t willing to put in enough effort to make them worth your time.
20 November 2020 : There's info on this! Remind me and I'll send it.
20 November 2020 : Covid barns!
20 November 2020 : This tweet is why I’m a dedicated malarxist.
20 November 2020 : I’m too boring to find out!!
20 November 2020 : F
20 November 2020 : Idk it seems like the most American thing imaginable. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
20 November 2020 : As a complex Collin, you can feel confident that he won’t simply discontinue speaking to you.
20 November 2020 : Doesn’t he sound WONDERFUL?
20 November 2020 : It’s truly amazing how many men think “let’s go out for the first time on x day” with no location or time until day of is acceptable lmao.
20 November 2020 : What's your point? Lack of a second round of stimulus has caused me to lose my fucking home. Feel free to DM me if you'd like to do an article about tax dollars not at work!
20 November 2020 : lol whatever you say, tommy dundalk
20 November 2020 : Well, Larry Hogan is "completely useless" so is anyone surprised.
20 November 2020 : A very cool thing about being allergic to rotting, wet leaves on the ground is that I end up sounding like I have coronavirus to passerby. I'm not sick, I'm just being slowly murdered by earth, sorry! 😬
20 November 2020 : Yeah, I started harassing ANC when I realized I was going to lose my home in June/July, and no one gave a single shit. Good luck to you.
20 November 2020 : Way past now! That $300 a week ended a long time ago, and it was a joke!
20 November 2020 : I really don't think these people give a shit.
20 November 2020 : ❄️❄️❄️
20 November 2020 : Give 👏🏻 the 👏🏻 people 👏🏻 herd 👏🏻 immunity!
20 November 2020 : Retweeting this once a month at random would probably just align with something stupid he’s doing.
20 November 2020 : What’s the word to describe giving me 10k in loans when I’ve lost over half a million in revenue? It feels like some kind of fraud lol.
20 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/christina_mertz/status/1327758149168885760?s=21
20 November 2020 : Nice to see Bryce doesn’t give a single shit about everyone who had to go to work on Saturday. Must be nice to live your whole pandemic chillin on the couch!
20 November 2020 : 😍🙏🏻 https://twitter.com/igorbobic/status/1329792018441232384
20 November 2020 : it's almost 2 years later, but you've just given me hope my glitch ulta kate somerville order i just placed will ship lmao thank you
20 November 2020 : it must be. i only noticed it bc someone on the boxycharm reddit pointed it out like an hour ago lol.
20 November 2020 : Ha, found you two bc I'm on twitter searching to see if anyone else saw this. I didn't notice it earlier in the day -- it *has* to be a glitch right??
20 November 2020 : I...was breathless political discourse ever NOT appropriate pillow talk? At least now I know why I'm single! https://twitter.com/janerecker/status/1329461788774199296
20 November 2020 : it's very good and i dont like vodka!
20 November 2020 : ram into it next time.
20 November 2020 : 🎁🍐
20 November 2020 : This comment is so perfect is almost has to be a troll, right? pic.twitter.com/d3pQZxzVr7
19 November 2020 : Yeah. I just pulled the MSDS and bought the recommended gear. Filters are absurdly expensive right now tho!
19 November 2020 : Right??? also I looked like shit obviously it wasn’t a normal photo! I’ve been gassed numerous times over the last 5 years and never had an issue!
19 November 2020 : Thinking about the guy that messaged me on Okcupid earlier this summer to tell me my P100 gas mask and goggles were ridiculous (presumably thinking it was covid gear), and then blocked me when I asked him what utensils he recommended for blocking tear gas.
19 November 2020 : The number of people not wearing masks on wmata right now is at a level I haven’t seen since July.
19 November 2020 : They're not running similar systems though -- for instance, starting July 1 in Virginia you could go clubbing and to a self service buffet, while DC bans both of those things. Last week VA changed last call from 2 am to 10 pm, but DC remains 12.
19 November 2020 : What are the odds they close gyms in DC and/or VA in the next week? https://twitter.com/ChelseaCirruzzo/status/1329484945782431750
19 November 2020 : If this place is brought to its knees, people who have recession proof jobs will finally give a shit. Maybe I could get a free Jose Andres meal! If you're a fellow Washingtonian and have a different experience re: local action during any of our prior furloughs, love to hear it!
19 November 2020 : Johnny, I live in and run a business DC. Pretty sure I remember 2018! And 2013! That's why I said "this entire city trips over itself rushing to help them" but thanks! It would be nice to get an unemployment check for the first time in months, and for more than bars to get aid.
19 November 2020 : I mean, when the federal employees have to go 1 pay period without a check, this entire city trips over itself rushing to help them. So yeah, it would be nice if we could see some of that for the tens of millions of us who haven't had a check in over 30 weeks.
19 November 2020 : So then maybe they’ll give a shit about the tens of millions of us without jobs and paychecks now.
19 November 2020 : https://www.reddit.com/r/Mercari/comments/jx81yr/for_your_entertainment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
19 November 2020 : I feel like my 900 twitter friends have turned against me. what did i do to deserve this.
19 November 2020 : Some of the buildings are definitely cool as hell.
19 November 2020 : I own a business in the trade show industry and have been in the field for 13 years. Lots of Vegas, lots of Orlando.
19 November 2020 : Ah, yeah, that'll do it then! I hate gambling and crowds, and I am stuck going like 8-12 times a year. I do love being able to shop at 1030pm tho.
19 November 2020 : Aw that’s so nice then! I personally hate Vegas so I’m biased.
19 November 2020 : Every part of this is a nightmare to me on its own.
19 November 2020 : When we're done wearing these fucking masks, the first thing I'm going to do is quarantine inside my house for 2 weeks until my mascne is gone.
19 November 2020 : Well, only the businesses that sell liquor.
19 November 2020 : Very interested to know what precautions will be taken for children in Baltimore, where many schools are so old and crappy they have to close when it’s too hot or cold outside and sit 30 kids in a classroom! Did the president give any hot tips for that situation?
19 November 2020 : I see through your joke.
19 November 2020 : I heard it is international men’s day! On behalf of all misandrists, I would like to offer some celebratory fireworks for the dudes! 🧨💥 🔥🔥 🏃‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🔥 🔥💥 🧨
19 November 2020 : Celebratory fireworks for all the men! 🧨💥 🔥🔥 🏃‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏼‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏿‍♂️🔥 🔥💥 🧨
19 November 2020 : Funny enough, with my limited state UI, im not paying jack shit on any of my loans. Good luck to the debt collectors lmao
19 November 2020 : Do I count as receiving it if I file for it every week and receive $0? Asking for every person stuck dealing with @DOES_DC !
19 November 2020 : Can I put a table in the road and call my business a streatery so I can get any fucking aid from you people?
19 November 2020 : The smaller number that’s reported every week only counts traditional unemployment, so it’s bullshit. https://twitter.com/byheatherlong/status/1329418286430367746
19 November 2020 : Jobs day! Thank you Mr President!!! https://twitter.com/byheatherlong/status/1329418286430367746
19 November 2020 : A third of dc renters can’t afford rent.
19 November 2020 : What. pic.twitter.com/1eLlFwNWcn
19 November 2020 : Well im homeless and too big to live in a skull, so sounds like a good deal to me!
19 November 2020 : I went for a run in shorts like 6 days ago and now it’s 38 degrees. https://t.co/PEDlO4fsm9
18 November 2020 : I am begging you to contact your reps and demand enhanced unemployment and a stimulus check to every American. This includes asking your governor to join the bipartisan gubernatorial effort to get the White House to do something. My life and the lives of millions depends on it. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1329195563665985541
18 November 2020 : Does anyone know Stephen’s Venmo? I’d like to request some cash directly.
18 November 2020 : https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/arlington-internet-service-outage-distance-learning-canceled/2449980/
18 November 2020 : Yeah but Arlington has already had this happen during the new school year.
18 November 2020 : modern problems require modern solutions. pic.twitter.com/yFQridfp4J
18 November 2020 : Building the aquatic Christmas tree. pic.twitter.com/rnwD4BOCDZ
18 November 2020 : "But look, fat, here's the deal!" "I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke." https://twitter.com/News_8/status/1329135843093733378
18 November 2020 : "But look, fat, here's the deal."
18 November 2020 : I have literally never had a boyfriend who shared my exact taste in music, which is pretty much only rap and certain edm. who are these people that care about this shit??
18 November 2020 : I've followed him on Twitter for a long time, but hadn't listened to this yet. I'm very....not interested in new Q podcasts, esp ones with a corporate backer. Maybe once our boys are rich.
18 November 2020 : but he has a book!
18 November 2020 : i'm afraid to click the link and see if us lowly drop outs get to partake.
18 November 2020 : I wear a mask but it's hard to stay socially distanced when you've lost your home due to lack of aid and you gotta bum off whoever. Thanks for the tips tho, @NYGovCuomo 🙃🙃
18 November 2020 : how could you ever forget it
18 November 2020 : If I take on debt to buy a car, perhaps I could live in it AND drive for Uber AND deliver groceries, solving many of my problems!
18 November 2020 : Yes, because I almost had a stroke that day. Also I love that when I search "bowser" on twitter you're like 50% of the top tweets -- even when i'm on my business account that doesn't follow you hahah
18 November 2020 : I volunteer as the undegreed tribute.
18 November 2020 : I think I read that somewhere yesterday! What a fraud.
18 November 2020 : excuse me
18 November 2020 : I am not going to pretend I sit at home 24/7 since March. Yeah, some folks haven't left home. But plenty have, and just lie when asked about it. Is it really reasonable to think people will stay home alone for over a year? Being 6' away from all other humans? Come the fuck on. https://twitter.com/jessecase/status/1329122140440854530
18 November 2020 : I have decided I am an entertainment business.
18 November 2020 : I'm in the trade show industry and the city has given me $1,000 lmao guess we're doing peachy.
18 November 2020 : Restaurant, retail, and hotels aren’t the only industries deeply impacted. Incredibly shameful to completely disregard the entire live events industry outside of some marriotts and bars. Who do you think builds, staffs, and organizes events? Not the fucking Hilton.
18 November 2020 : PEUC is literally going to end before DC unemployment sends me a single dollar lol. pic.twitter.com/liwNFpJcsJ
18 November 2020 : At best this makes her sound incompetent. Good god. No standards.
18 November 2020 : If it’s too dangerous to let people eat in a break room, it’s too dangerous to have retail open. You can’t demand workers buy cars to eat in, or demand they sit outside in freezing temperatures to eat a bagged lunch
18 November 2020 : is this about netflix? bc this is america and if i want to watch horrible rich people do horrible rich things, i will watch gossip girl.
18 November 2020 : Texas is wild. People would always call me and tell me "Oh I'm in Houston/El Paso/San Antonio/Amarillo, come visit!" Like ????Ok.
18 November 2020 : And then when you look at Harris County as a whole, it's mind boggling. I used to tell my ex in Annapolis it was good we met when I lived in Dallas, bc I never would have commuted from DC to Annapolis -- but flying DFW to BWI was fine after driving around Dallas so much broke me.
18 November 2020 : He's on that show?? Ok I'll watch.
18 November 2020 : Yeah you gotta do a lot of driving in Dallas, it suuuucks.
18 November 2020 : I love him. Also he hates Trump.
18 November 2020 : Here is a Venn Diagram of men who blabber on about philosophy and men who are sapiosexuals: O
18 November 2020 : So arbitrarily designed. A circle shaped city in a square county.
18 November 2020 : The lines are so weird. pic.twitter.com/cRuFalPUXb
18 November 2020 : Oh, actually, I think so too! I only have vague hazy memories of all my time in Denver but that sounds familiar. When I lived in Dallas, I really struggled with the shape of the county.
18 November 2020 : Several of them!!!!! pic.twitter.com/m8arxBOgye
18 November 2020 : Oh!! Guess what I saw at the Nazi rally.
18 November 2020 : Yeah, that's a pretty minor list compared to major cities in America. That's what I'm saying.
18 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/VoaFTbxU2b
18 November 2020 : Baltimore and San Fran are pretty unique in this regard. It's probably the better way.
18 November 2020 : literally the most unattractive things a man can say are things about philosophy
18 November 2020 : Every time a guy opens his mouth and talks at me about theory, he loses four (4) attractiveness points. On a scale of 1-10, this means even Rahul Kohli could only say 2.5 sentences about theory before I would be repulsed.
18 November 2020 : almost as great as dairy queen
18 November 2020 : Yesterday I had someone ask to cancel a sale after I had already mailed it out bc she found it cheaper elsewhere. Posh is wild.
18 November 2020 : I mean, I'm 32 and my life is ruined. Imagine if I wanted kids! https://twitter.com/FinancialTimes/status/1328658108147752961
18 November 2020 : I love taking pictures as much as I love delivering hot takes, so I think fleets rules.
18 November 2020 : @candicetobin IT IS I!
18 November 2020 : Buttercream Bakeshop!!
18 November 2020 : Ok then, let’s get rid of corn subsidies and corporate welfare.
18 November 2020 : Speak for yourself. I deserve less shitbags and to have a home again!
18 November 2020 : -Masks must be worn by all for personal services Did LA not have that before? I feel like DC is so open compared to y’all, but maybe not if there’s been lip waxing and facials there!
18 November 2020 : I mean, statistically rich shitbag rapists don’t go to jail. So just because it’s not likely doesn’t mean we should rule it out for the guy!
18 November 2020 : If it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldnt have spent that year in college.
17 November 2020 : But she’s the same kind of person who would be upset if someone said “instead of going to bars during COVID, drink at home.” Lmao
17 November 2020 : This bus driver asked me where I’m going and I looked at him and fucking said: “My moms.” 🤦🏼‍♀️
17 November 2020 : Any 12 year old who wears and picks out their own tights is now a better lawyer.
17 November 2020 : Everyone liking this has brain disease, just like me.
17 November 2020 : Ded pidgen https://twitter.com/chuckgrassley/status/1328830806291341312
17 November 2020 : People are dying, Meghan.
17 November 2020 : 🙏🏻 GOD 🙏🏻 BLESS 🙏🏻 THOSE 🙏🏻 WREATHS! 🙏🏻 https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1328735052302331906?s=20
17 November 2020 : WORKING HARD AS ALWAYS MR PRESIDENT!! TACKLING THE MOST IMPORTANT ISSUES FACING OUR UNITED STATES, GOD BLESS YOU! THANK YOU AND IN JESUS’S NAME AMEN!! pic.twitter.com/6DT3txBP1V
17 November 2020 : I have an actual life and problems and don’t cry about it when people point out my age group has spent a long time voting like assholes!
17 November 2020 : Here I made a graph for live events. Lots | XX | XX | XX | X | X | X | X | XX | XXXXXXXXXXX 0 |--------------------+ Feb. Now
17 November 2020 : A full month later and this still isn't being done because...it's too scary to ask. Why am I even giving my contact information to restaurants? If I eat outside and someone inside gets sick, I don't want a fucking call about it. What is the point?? https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/502461/d-c-doesnt-ask-about-indoor-dining-in-contact-tracing-calls/ pic.twitter.com/C9RyeH3w7R
17 November 2020 : A full month later and this still isn't being done because...it's too scary to ask. Why am I even giving my contact information to restaurants? If I eat outside and someone inside gets sick, I don't want a fucking call about it. What is the point?? https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/502461/d-c-doesnt-ask-about-indoor-dining-in-contact-tracing-calls/ pic.twitter.com/4G77cHb5P6
17 November 2020 : The bolding of Blake Livelys name in the article. Just say Serena!!
17 November 2020 : I provide staff (model/actress types) for exhibitors at trade shows in N & S America and Europe. Now I'm trying to pivot to video marketing. https://www.aperturemanagement.com/video-spokesmodels/
17 November 2020 : i notice your hand is not up.
17 November 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser , @dcmayorsoffice was there any stipulation that restaurants have to repay a grant if they exceed the grant amount in fines? @jsidman , @LauraHayesDC , @barredindc - do any of you know?
17 November 2020 : If we just had generic minimum wage jobs, we could probably find new jobs in fields that are open!
17 November 2020 : And I'm not sure what "monied class" is to you, but to me, if you're "monied" you don't have student loan debt. Most people I know who are collecting UI in 2020 usually make between 70-150k a year.
17 November 2020 : I mean, there are also a lot of us who are currently unemployed that have college debt. I dont think many sitting politicians follow me; my plea is for the complacent employed people who only seem to give a shit about paying bars, and at most one vague comment a month about UI.
17 November 2020 : Dreams can come true!
17 November 2020 : Former college students aren’t working class? Guess I have some shocking news for many people I know, many of whom have degrees and make less than I did before COVID!
17 November 2020 : If it doesn’t come, we need to literally burn shit down.
17 November 2020 : Good. People actually gave a shit about that.
17 November 2020 : Don’t worry, lots of us starting collecting early enough that it’ll begin to taper off before then!
17 November 2020 : Let’s see some of that student loan energy. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1328693434111172611
17 November 2020 : You guys have cars?
17 November 2020 : Hello are you familiar with America?
17 November 2020 : Came here to say this.
17 November 2020 : I am too!! But it would be nice if the discourse would read the fucking room!
17 November 2020 : I was a full pell grant recipient who dropped out bc it was too expensive. I have a ton of student loan debt! I ALSO DONT HAVE A FUCKING HOME!!!!! A third of this country is using their convention centers as eviction courts, and another third is using them as hospitals! Come on!
17 November 2020 : Should I take out $50,000 in student loans, enroll in a single credit course, and then use the rest to STOP BEING HOMELESS?? Fuck! Tens of millions of us have been struggling so badly and I’m hyper aware of how often I see it talked about and the answer is NOT AS MUCH AS LOANS.
17 November 2020 : Can we give enhanced unemployment benefits 10% of the energy we're giving to fucking canceling student loan debt? At least until jobs exist again? Jesus fucking christ!!!
17 November 2020 : So tired of hearing about restaurants being paid to stay closed when my entire industry was forced closed and told to eat shit!
17 November 2020 : I had a full Pell Grant and still dropped out of college (after taking on huge debt!) because it was too expensive to continue to take out loans to bridge the gap.
17 November 2020 : Last time I outdoor dined I say with my feet under my butt bc if all the rats on the ground, so they’re burned into my brain.
17 November 2020 : You forgot the rats.
17 November 2020 : I hate wasting money on them so I can’t help you!
17 November 2020 : Similarly, us Pell Grant recipients borrow at higher rates when we borrow, and we are more likely to drop out.
17 November 2020 : If it makes you feel better, I am mixed income and was given so little in UI that I made half my pay even with the $600, and I lost my home.
17 November 2020 : Right! I see all these comparisons to places in Europe or southern US and I'm like...Boston, NYC, even DC get so much colder than so many places that are held as models. It's one thing to go to an outdoor event and eat as a one off special event, it's another to do it 3x a week.
17 November 2020 : I feel like there is some weird pressure to say you loooove sitting in the middle of the road with horns honking, car speakers thumping, and rats galavanting, trying to have dinner in 35 degree weather. Just like the weird pressure to love masks! It's okay to hate them both!
17 November 2020 : Nothing I love more than some outdoor dining, next to a heat lamp that's making me sweat through my shirt, and on top of street rats frolicking around my feet.
17 November 2020 : literally gasped when you told b alaska's followers to listen lmao
16 November 2020 : congrats, nearly every other pair of headphones you own will be ruined for you now! theyre so convenient lol
16 November 2020 : Some of my friends who postponed their weddings are bracing themselves for the possibility their parents or grandparents won’t see them get married — because at a certain point, a delay of 12+ months means your loved one could be dead even without covid. Seems bigger than a ham!
16 November 2020 : I saw one person respond to Laura Hayes on her story about it saying they get it, but who knows if that person is even real!
16 November 2020 : Does anyone in DC actually get PEUC? What's the trick? I haven't been sent any unemployment money in 2 months. It's fucking ridiculous.
16 November 2020 : how many times i day do i have to post this photo pic.twitter.com/ypEkvJugUa
16 November 2020 : Maybe if Harry's stopped violating the rules for maga assholes, they wouldn't need a grant, and non-bar businesses like mine could receive aid from the district? pic.twitter.com/2Bi3DcRHdM
16 November 2020 : Big Turkey
16 November 2020 : Asking indoor or outdoor would make the stressful interview too stressful?! 🤨
16 November 2020 : Same.
16 November 2020 : God they might as well get up there and say “we want the tax dollars thanks!”
16 November 2020 : Yup! I attended briefly but dropped out bc it was too expensive — a typical full pell grant recipient. I have massive debt because I lived in a different state than my parents so I couldn’t get in state anywhere. I fear that they won’t even remember people who didn’t finish.
16 November 2020 : I dont really celebrate thanksgiving or Christmas, but it seems incredibly disingenuous to act like what people are going to be missing is turkey? My grandparents are dead, I don’t see my extended family, and I moved cross country on Christmas Day, but even I understand this?
16 November 2020 : It took you a week to think of this word salad?
16 November 2020 : Hi Chris Ryan I’m on your side.
16 November 2020 : Going very well!!!! https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1328200072987893762?s=21 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1328200072987893762
16 November 2020 : Better than Pete.
16 November 2020 : Berniiiiiieeee
16 November 2020 : it's closed primaries!
16 November 2020 : i cannot be a member of the democratic party
16 November 2020 : yall gotta stop bringing this man onto my tl bc i keep telling him what a fucking moron he is.
16 November 2020 : Yeah I think I rate it 1/10 so far!
16 November 2020 : I don't know, being homeless in September sucked, too.
16 November 2020 : Between this and having Ivanka and Jared on, Gossip Girl was prophetic. pic.twitter.com/2bBGivBOHo
16 November 2020 : now we have this. https://twitter.com/timjhogan/status/1328068273821392897?s=20
16 November 2020 : Remember this? https://twitter.com/benphillips76/status/1238854071509016577?s=20
16 November 2020 : Thanks, it's ok though! I mean it sucks, but it could be worse, and I have like a quarter million air miles so I can bounce around as people get tired of me.
16 November 2020 : Oh, I lost my home months ago. If whoever I'm spending the week crashing with for free wants to go out, I go out.
16 November 2020 : You have not driven much in DC if you think Dave Thomas Circle is easy! https://www.popville.com/2020/10/i-give-you-the-greatest-halloween-costume-of-2020/
16 November 2020 : The Bass family should have taken out a hit on annoying ass Ivy Dickens. pic.twitter.com/53uohGcGvX
16 November 2020 : I mean, I'm an atheist. But when you are fully alienated from a parent because they are a fucking insane person who says shit like this and can't have a normal conversation without bringing up Jesus and hell, it's less funny haha and more damn I wish I had a family to see.
16 November 2020 : Sorry to hear that it's annoying when people say you're going to hell? You should be lol. Good luck in life!
16 November 2020 : I'm sure the nut job yelling on the street that women belong in the kitchen fucking adored everyone around him. On a personal note, telling people unsolicited they're going to hell is a quick way to get them to stop loving you. Sincerely, Someone who was raised evangelical
16 November 2020 : I really need to go.
16 November 2020 : I assure you, no one whose job it is to serve you Bud heavies wrote the law. So stop crying, obey it, and write your local representatives with all your complaints.
16 November 2020 : Anyway today I absolutely snapped and told my mother the sticker on my laptop is the anarcho-communist symbol, which means I’m a combo of the things she hates, and then pointed out that my side doesn’t have Nazis on it. I really don’t recommend this tactic.
16 November 2020 : My mother is both stocking up on hand sanitizer for the next shutdown and yelling that coronavirus is just the flu and we don't shut down the country bc 1 in 8 women are raped or bc babies die of the flu. Why does she need the hand sanitizer, then?
16 November 2020 : I’m so sorry
16 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/xLUg8P4B2E
16 November 2020 : Ive never even gotten any peuc money for dc. I haven’t received a penny in 2 months. The whole system is so fucked up.
15 November 2020 : Not if you ever want to pee.
15 November 2020 : Yeah this picture really just uh. Intimidating, scary antifa right here. pic.twitter.com/pwlpnCPONy
15 November 2020 : I don’t. I already lost my home in august.
15 November 2020 : If you know of anyone who needs writing done or of anyone who is easily impressed and needs flyers from Canva designed...please, please pass my name on.
15 November 2020 : Pretty sure I am getting kicked out of my mother's house after finally snapping and pointing out her continued delusions about coronavirus and Trump, so that fucking sucks.
15 November 2020 : 🇺🇸🗣 Gee, let’s go to war! 🗣🇺🇸 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1328055196904251397
15 November 2020 : My business isn’t allowed to operate and has lost half a million in revenue and has received $1,000 in aid from the city. Meanwhile, Harry’s can do whatever the fuck they want. https://twitter.com/jsidman/status/1328034354073923584
15 November 2020 : Hi david.
15 November 2020 : That feeling when you’re trying to figure out if someone is tired today because it was the last weekend before Virginias last call goes from 2 am to 10 pm, or if it’s because they’re a Nazi.
15 November 2020 : I think bunny would fit in the hole too.
15 November 2020 : BUT I VOTED. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1327994405505163264
15 November 2020 : Lolololol 😂😂
15 November 2020 : This is why everyone who said “today is a good day to stay home” who was capable of showing solidarity against Trump cultists is kind of an asshole. Just like with covid, not everyone can live their whole ass lives from their couch! https://twitter.com/christina_mertz/status/1327758149168885760
15 November 2020 : I was there. They weren’t.
15 November 2020 : What the fuck lmao. I actually live in dc and i do shit like go for 8 mile runs with a mask on, and I do it bc everyone else is wearing a mask. Stay your ass in Virginia, homie.
15 November 2020 : I don't have a home or a job, but you go to Harvard, so that's cool.
15 November 2020 : Anyway her real issue is likely that you’re required to wear a mask while working out. 🎻🎻
15 November 2020 : what kind of fossils do you find? all we have are teeth.
15 November 2020 : I, for one, am perfectly happy that Marjorie Taylor Greene is too fucking stupid to join my CrossFit box.
15 November 2020 : Oh my god you stupid bitch there are like 10 more boxes in DC and you can just JOIN ONE. But not mine. Thank god.
15 November 2020 : he wasn't yelly enough the first time. ANTIFA! pic.twitter.com/Uw7HWLrJYL
15 November 2020 : fuck yeah work sucks shit. lottery winner also would rule.
15 November 2020 : my hero.
15 November 2020 : if they're all still sharing cocaine and sex partners, perhaps they've hit herd immunity.
15 November 2020 : Come on down and hang out, guy!
15 November 2020 : What a fucking psycho. pic.twitter.com/u50VnEqmFi
15 November 2020 : Well fuck me, I guess.
15 November 2020 : Bitch I talk to myself for more than an hour every single day. https://twitter.com/dumbandawful/status/1327428125979009027
15 November 2020 : Recently went on a date where the guy basically said my being a communist was scary and then bailed on our plans to go out again due to some “differences.” I’m starting to understand what he meant by differences! I wouldn’t wanna deal with this shit either if I was a lib! https://twitter.com/marissa_jae/status/1327804192736632833
15 November 2020 : It is fucking wild that Oregon hasn't done this. DC already made it permanent.
15 November 2020 : i lived in maryland for years and umd charged me out of state so they can suck my ass even if they aren't fine. but also i more meant like are these people that stupid they think it's a chargeback.
15 November 2020 : as a small business owner, it would fucking rule if someone burned my shit down and i got an insurance check, bc the fucking shit ass government isn't handing out jack shit. thanks tho!
15 November 2020 : Do these people think it's like a chargeback? I get some mean taxes when they say this, but I've heard that same argument alongside "it's unfair to the school you went to."
15 November 2020 : two, one for you and one for me. thank you.
15 November 2020 : why is anyone open. https://twitter.com/theHillisHome/status/1327756934078992387?s=20
15 November 2020 : haaa yeah i went from the wharf to the "event" and then back here and, uh, very glad i just walked instead of driving or metroing.
15 November 2020 : Hmmm. Antifa has been causing problems for decades for some, perhaps!
15 November 2020 : Also the most I ever made on expanded UI was 1/2 my weekly pay. It’s a joke.
15 November 2020 : I’m homeless bc of the lack of aid. I don’t give a shit. Let people have extra money. I want a home again.
15 November 2020 : They spent the whole time yelling everyone was going to hell.
15 November 2020 : i wouldn't say i was pleased.
15 November 2020 : If I know you and you are out or considering going out, please DM me. https://twitter.com/oracle_dc/status/1327783690815074305
15 November 2020 : i control the virus. praise virus!
15 November 2020 : It gets worse pic.twitter.com/c5MIEecA0N
15 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/RYdTM04dIb
15 November 2020 : yes pls i'm so bored
15 November 2020 : oh so i'm just kept around for work, i see
15 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Br387TQWh2
15 November 2020 : Well it's cut too shallow. I didn't cut it myself. It was a dangerous situation. But I didn't know this was the plan so...they only had coconut tequila. meh.
15 November 2020 : is everyone doing fun stuff without me wtf
15 November 2020 : i recently did this and it was not ideal pic.twitter.com/xAZvbVymMn
15 November 2020 : is it in a coconut, the way god intended?
15 November 2020 : ugh i want one
14 November 2020 : You had a normal outing?! I saw someone doing my usual run route past scotus and thought she was quite brave or maybe lost track of days.
14 November 2020 : Usually I’m angry about it, but tonight I feel profoundly sad that my mother is in the Trump cult. I’m exhausted.
14 November 2020 : Well only if every single bag gives you a recap of all the prior ones first.
14 November 2020 : Teenagers were swinging from the bars.
14 November 2020 : Well you can definitely have a whole silent conversation with a mask on, because me and a random girl that had the misfortune of walking onto the mostly maskless train agreed we thought every single person on the train with us was a fucking asshole.
14 November 2020 : Ok I’m over this shit. Gonna go sit in an enclosed space with some unmasked magas for 2 train stops. Wish me luck! pic.twitter.com/gNjDVRPQvM
14 November 2020 : This would have been funnier if it was Hunter. 2/10. pic.twitter.com/2Nu8uELRDu
14 November 2020 : Someone threw a water bottle. People are saying this is antifa here to intimidate but if that’s the goal, the CEO of antifa needs to rethink things. pic.twitter.com/DP8LYS2dPq
14 November 2020 : Well you do get a free Red Bull at those.
14 November 2020 : I literally do not understand. They didn’t assassinate their own guy so they love America?!
14 November 2020 : Very normal million maga response to a sign that says “white supremacy is terrorism.” pic.twitter.com/OgFDOSljhC
14 November 2020 : “They say we hate America but that’s not true. and you can tell because 45 is still alive!” [applause]
14 November 2020 : One early 20s maga is sadly saying to her boyfriend “it’s crazy how everything is boarded off. We aren’t violent! Why would they do this?”
14 November 2020 : There’s a group of people protesting the million moseying magas. One young maga yells out “why are you wearing goggles?! This isn’t chemistry class.” Imagine being this unaware of gas and rubber bullets.
14 November 2020 : Done it already!
14 November 2020 : Scotus is wild right now holy shit.
14 November 2020 : When you’re afraid of COVID, but you don’t want one million of your pals laughing at you for wearing a mask. pic.twitter.com/OiiTOS69Ks
14 November 2020 : A BLM guy is here. It’s going well. pic.twitter.com/EkS9uf3gdA
14 November 2020 : Maybe some of the million magas marching are just lost and trying to figure out traffic circles. Someone check on Dave Thomas circle! pic.twitter.com/mcSwUcOss6
14 November 2020 : and unemployment pls
14 November 2020 : not a journalist but had covid and so obviously going.
14 November 2020 : I don’t either but they’re still possible to see lol
14 November 2020 : Aaah I was thinking one of the maga people livestreams!
14 November 2020 : Could you tell where? I'm trying to find it now on the livestreams.
14 November 2020 : Where? In DC or VA? Clarendon has had clubbing open this late the entire summer.
14 November 2020 : Anyway this article suggests more people want relationships now but I’ve never met so many low effort men in my life.
14 November 2020 : I thought that was Gaetz and Tif?
14 November 2020 : Michele, I lived with my ex and while he wasn't married, he still had a secret family so, uh, I have some bad news about Zoom dates. https://dcist.com/story/20/11/13/dc-pandemic-dating-cuffing-season-romance/ pic.twitter.com/ug5LjY8gQ4
14 November 2020 : These motherfuckers are hilarious omg pic.twitter.com/QBYdatbjQI
14 November 2020 : lol wait maybe this is ok. Also he listed Kushners accomplishments and forgot to mention Gossip Girl ☹️ pic.twitter.com/oG3MAlZEuG
14 November 2020 : What the fuck is this. pic.twitter.com/ZTmFJDeVtl
14 November 2020 : I desperately need to know it.
14 November 2020 : oh i got that loud and clear, i meant like why all this shade from jake lmao
14 November 2020 : holy shit what is this shade
14 November 2020 : This was literally Mark Cuban's idea the other day.
14 November 2020 : pairs well with $1 oysters after 10pm!
14 November 2020 : no it's mine they're not invited!
14 November 2020 : this is like when npr tweets out the declaration of independence but bad and stupid!
14 November 2020 : What in the fuck https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/1327362470868971520?s=20
14 November 2020 : SO FAR NOT SO GOOD https://twitter.com/ofctimallen/status/1327387013536911361?s=20
14 November 2020 : so you're saying i need to click it?
14 November 2020 : Whatever, that was one of the few places in cap hill that could accommodate my broken leg, so that location will always hold a special place in my heart. the 14th street one can get fucked tho.
14 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/76Iqv8xN6T
14 November 2020 : OH! Yes. Take the overnight acela down and come to the million maggot march tomorrow!
14 November 2020 : yeah but you've been saying it, you aren't saying it now bc you're sadface your favorite bar wont be having happy hour for 30 days.
14 November 2020 : I honestly don't know if I have the emotional strength to click on this. pic.twitter.com/ro8ZvkH1yn
14 November 2020 : i honestly fucking cant with her
14 November 2020 : We could start with Harrys.
14 November 2020 : And it's both federal and local -- the restaurant industry in DC is nuts.
14 November 2020 : still really really trying to make this crossover happen https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1304589576221188098?s=20
14 November 2020 : How many people do you think are going to show up tomorrow, Jared? Also are you bringing your puppy to the protest?
14 November 2020 : Honestly every time I see a comment about "we need another stimulus check if we're shutting down again" I have to fight the urge to tell people to get fucked. Where has your concern been while tens of millions of us have had our livelihoods shut down since March?
14 November 2020 : As long as you're done by 10, can you still take your mask off and grind on a stranger on a dance floor in Clarendon? https://twitter.com/LauraHayesDC/status/1327343648846000128
13 November 2020 : I'm sorry, did Trump just say the vaccine will be available everywhere but New York?
13 November 2020 : 100% capacity at self serve buffets from sun up to sun down, but no wine! That'll do it.
13 November 2020 : rip dc 101 chili cook off
13 November 2020 : Charles, he voted for Reagan in 2020. He's a political genius ok.
13 November 2020 : Is Bari Weiss a cofounder of the NY Times?
13 November 2020 : i have never hated a mental image the way i hate this one
13 November 2020 : I hope you don't think your sentence eliminates Hogan!
13 November 2020 : larry hogan wants to have a word with you.
13 November 2020 : My mom and her boyfriend were talking about it yesterday so I'm really happy to hear that. They struggle with QR menus.
13 November 2020 : Remember when Elon and I attended the same conference March 10 and he didn't get covid and I did? INCREDIBLE DISAPPOINT so I hope you aren't playing with my feelings and lying to me about this.
13 November 2020 : Hey I didn't know Hogan governed more than one state!
13 November 2020 : I spiraled out of control last night.
13 November 2020 : RUSSIIIIAAAAAA https://twitter.com/xeni/status/1327228968362098688?s=20
13 November 2020 : People do ask if I’m an intern a lot! 😂🤦🏼‍♀️
13 November 2020 : It certainly was not clear!
13 November 2020 : You literally talk about a few industries taking the brunt and then get defensive and pivot back to bars when other industries are brought up. You can make your profile private or you can block replies from people you don’t follow if you don’t like responses!
13 November 2020 : Sorry for responding to your public post about a topic of public concern! Lmao
13 November 2020 : I do too, but I am not the one creating winners and losers in aid, you know? That’s our mayor, who is only providing aid to one group. Pay everyone, not just bars. My favorite bar is kingfisher and they aren’t even open, so it’s not like all the restaurants are winning.
13 November 2020 : Yes!! And even within the winners there are still losers! My favorite bar is in a basement, so they aren’t even open.
13 November 2020 : You might go to one trade show a year. We go to dozens! And shows are canceled through June 2021! We were a giant source of spread before we were mandated closed. PAY US.
13 November 2020 : Yup. My revenue is down around $500,000 so far to $0. No end in sight, shows canceled through June. Fuck us though! I hope you’re able to find something or that we get aid or that you live somewhere with a decent unemployment system.
13 November 2020 : Honestly if you’re screaming for bars to be paid to be closed while you’ve given 0 shits about the convention and live events industry forced closure with $0 aid, fuck you. We’re a giant industry and while you don’t regularly go to a conference, we’re still humans suffering.
13 November 2020 : Alcohol tax revenue and a lack of a conscience, I’d guess.
13 November 2020 : If we were allowed to be open, we’d be one (see: RSA, that conference in Boston) and were a huge industry. It’s beyond fucked up imo to only demand bars be paid to be closed while ignoring the entire convention industry.
13 November 2020 : They’re certainly getting more aid and revenue. Surely you understand how frustrating it is to lose your business and your home while watching people only talk about bars — all while ignoring the many basement bars that can’t even open.
13 November 2020 : Lots of subtlety that day! pic.twitter.com/y0kx6IGNYX
13 November 2020 : I’m glad Twitter is a successful dating app for someone!
13 November 2020 : Ha well this wedding was only 55 people, so even smaller.
13 November 2020 : Education4Libs is Antifa, pass it on!! pic.twitter.com/GlvjCdE53F
13 November 2020 : Shit, bars and restaurants are killing it compared to live events, an industry where we've been forced to shut down with $0 compensation.
13 November 2020 : Sometimes instead of responding to a minor public personality's shitty tweet, I research the tweeter's entire life history and let my hatred fester. It's my version of yoga or knitting.
13 November 2020 : “No one under my exact age knows shit!”
13 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/mariayagoda/status/1327013242833612801 pic.twitter.com/GcIjvbRg5w
13 November 2020 : I worked hard for my business and home, and I've lost both since covid started. Fuck off.
13 November 2020 : Hey if I call that number people keep sending me, do I get a home and backpay for all the money I've lost in 2020? https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1304061885487218697
13 November 2020 : Are you talking about the sitting politician who said "defund, my butt"? I assume yes.
13 November 2020 : Stop fighting her. Let her do it!
13 November 2020 : WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PROGRAM.
13 November 2020 : a fucking perfect answer thank you
13 November 2020 : hahhahahahhahahahahahahha 😂
13 November 2020 : why are you also in my current hell? save yourself
13 November 2020 : 🤖
13 November 2020 : he has yet to respond to my request for $50,000 in lost income.
13 November 2020 : i'm not wrong.
13 November 2020 : My mother is watching Tucker Carlson and getting all riled up about how Biden didn't win the election. So much for cutting back on drinking!
13 November 2020 : Hey if you know of a landlord in DC who will take an official congratulations to the Lakers as payment, please tag them so I can finally have a home again! Thanks! https://twitter.com/SenFeinstein/status/1327015043255443463
13 November 2020 : I like to respond with "must be nice to still have an apartment!" I also really hate the people who are like THIS IS SO FINE I CAN BE HOME FOREVER and then they're like married and wfh and have a yard. Get fucked!
13 November 2020 : I wonder if 3 years from now facebook will be showing us "on this day" for our posts about waiting on hold with unemployment or being diagnosed with covid!
13 November 2020 : I spent way too long trying to figure out a way to pull in the part about liv on Sundays since she just had the covid centric birthday party in Miami but figured it might be too niche 😂
13 November 2020 : Or we could just tell on him instead.
13 November 2020 : Told these hoes I’ll be back around June.
13 November 2020 : Damn, it's so cold in the fucking winter pic.twitter.com/o5QCZ9cjfO
13 November 2020 : Friends, an update. pic.twitter.com/4mwRhppB1v
13 November 2020 : I’m not. Him believing that people who lost everything should accept their new lot in life checks out.
13 November 2020 : Mutual aid cannot solve the problems we have right now — unless Cuban and his rich pals are going to liquidate 100% of their assets and start handing it out! Anyway, if you’re going to do one donation, buy a poor person their groceries for a couple weeks, pay their phone bill.
13 November 2020 : This guy is so fucking rich and such a piece of shit! This wouldnt be teaching national level politicians a lesson — it would be playing with the lives of the millions of us who are unemployed. https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1327010064922763264?s=21 https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1327010064922763264
13 November 2020 : Thanks can’t wait to eat my shelf stable meal in a park, since I lost my home in august due to lack of stimulus.
13 November 2020 : I think the Dems in Georgia suck. I also a stare at a wall and think about killing myself for like 8 hours a day! And I think our best bet for meaningful stimulus is more D’s in seats.
13 November 2020 : People have lost so, so much. Counties are using convention centers to plow through evictions! But the idea is that it’s ok our lives are fucking ruined if we get some off brand oatmeal. A billionaire telling people to donate $20 to food banks is disgusting.
13 November 2020 : I lost my fucking apartment, but $20 toward shelf stable food will definitely solve my problems. The point I believe Mark is making (private donations are more valuable than govt providing actual relief) is one of privilege. Cut me a check for the $50,000 Im out this year, Mark! https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/1326952915504951300
12 November 2020 : Thanks, I just asked him for $10,000 in unemployment backpay!
12 November 2020 : Look it's not my fault we haven't had a politician like father son incest porn on twitter. I'm pretty limited in my options!
12 November 2020 : I chose not to dump my used bleach into the water supply, but I oppose the government prohibiting it.
12 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0MJurnXGdf
12 November 2020 : That's his SON!
12 November 2020 : Cuffing season? pic.twitter.com/muSvCGBhir
12 November 2020 : Wow this is me and every new person I meet, until they finally cave.
12 November 2020 : Excited to announce that, due to the global pandemic, I (your favorite Malarxist™) will be creating an OnlyFans. All of the photos will be screen caps of the QR code for my Cash App. Thank you!
12 November 2020 : what, another lockdown might be coming? lol good luck getting people to stay inside their houses when they're making like $50 a week on unemployment. america is a fucking shithole.
12 November 2020 : It's ok. I could afford the copay when I scheduled it in February, and at this point I can't, so it doesn't matter anyway. I'm sure other people have far more pressing "elective" surgeries they need done and won't be able to do as the numbers rise.
12 November 2020 : So I guess between poverty and covid, I'm not getting this ankle surgery I need any time soon lol. https://twitter.com/JulieZauzmer/status/1326908334990123009
12 November 2020 : i'm so shocked that ryan grim is defending this wow
12 November 2020 : Joe are you inviting us to look up your address and come for dinner?
12 November 2020 : 😂
12 November 2020 : how you feeling about this million maga march saturday?
12 November 2020 : I'M ONLY CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU RIGHT NOW.
12 November 2020 : Are they new or were they closed for a few months?
12 November 2020 : Literally thought the guy was joking the first time it happened.
12 November 2020 : I’m guessing not in the trade show and live events industry! Is it consumer facing?
12 November 2020 : I always assumed it happened bc people in the middle of the country can’t fathom a place as small as dc — just like people here would say “oh I’ll be in Texas let’s hang out!” When they’d be like 12 hours from me in Dallas. But no one here even calls dc Washington!!
12 November 2020 : Oh I’m so glad it happens to yall too!!
12 November 2020 : Timeline full of people saying to pay restaurants to stay closed. My entire industry has been shuttered since March and we haven’t gotten shit since a few scraps from the SBA for March-May. Businesses have been closing or laying off the entire workforce. Good fucking luck y’all.
12 November 2020 : My entire industry has been 100% shut down since March, and my business and thousands of others haven’t gotten shit since a few scraps in May. So idk how realistic paying restaurants to close is lol
12 November 2020 : My business and thousands like it have been forced closed since March with 0 support since may, so good luck on the second half lol.
12 November 2020 : Me, waiting for an unemployment check.
11 November 2020 : She literally gave him coronavirus. What a simp. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1326673766915641345
11 November 2020 : REMEMBER BLOOMGBERG??? A lifetime ago.
11 November 2020 : Y'all, can you believe this Ether remix was THIS YEAR? https://twitter.com/AyoTristan/status/1230321983574958085
11 November 2020 : Boring Joe 2.
11 November 2020 : How??????????
11 November 2020 : Yes. They’re never joking.
11 November 2020 : Yeah. Numerous times, all across the middle of the country.
11 November 2020 : It’s only rverr been said sincerely to me.
11 November 2020 : I cannot count all the times I’ve had some variation of “oh you’re from DC? That’s cool! My mom is from Seattle!” said to me. pic.twitter.com/F4DMlifmyk
11 November 2020 : I choose to only drive sober, but I oppose the government making it mandatory.
11 November 2020 : Morons. pic.twitter.com/Wb02KV47hp
11 November 2020 : Yeah tell that to the people who can’t get icu beds all across the Midwest. Sorry about all your seatbelt oppression.
11 November 2020 : I mean I’m 32 I just meant they are much younger than my parents and still didn’t care.
11 November 2020 : Yeah tell that to the people who can’t get icu beds all across the Midwest.
11 November 2020 : lol as an unemployed person making jack shit on unemployment i've been doing this since march. come join, friends! it feels best when it's your landlord.
11 November 2020 : please ask mom to add one more thank you pic.twitter.com/ex3fOVNefz
11 November 2020 : Thanks, just sent this every group chat I'm in, even the east coast ones.
11 November 2020 : I am glad you think it looks good for the US!
11 November 2020 : but with a vax, there's a chance i can do the deposit part.
11 November 2020 : well, it's november 18 so there's still time lol. i understand biden would help, but i'm already down over 50k personally and half a million for my company. waiting until march for scraps wo being able to definitively collect deposits for events doesn't really do much.
11 November 2020 : on a very real level, i planned to kill myself when the senate went back on break if we didn't have stimulus, but now i don't, and it's bc of pfizer.
11 November 2020 : I don’t even care about COVID on a personal level. I just want money. If we get a vaccine and no back pay, it doesn’t do shit for me. But yay humanity I support you all in your endeavors moving forward.
11 November 2020 : makes people feel powerful and important for a time and then ends in them wanting to kill themselves because they feel so bad THIS IS ME EVERYDAY OF COVID, FUCK.
11 November 2020 : no meth for manda!
11 November 2020 : @OwainHughson i plucked out every hair on my legs and armpits when waxing was shut down. waxing was the first thing i did when we went to phase 2 and the last thing i did before we closed.
11 November 2020 : pcp happened by accident for me, i get it. the only one i'm harshly opposed to is cigarettes.
11 November 2020 : I already lost my home (formerly a few blocks from Mitch!), I've BEEN ready for this shit.
11 November 2020 : I've been begging people to do this with me. I know where Mitch *lives* in DC!
11 November 2020 : I already am a skin picker. I can't imagine me on meth. No flesh remaining.
11 November 2020 : No tobacco, crack, meth, ketamine, or methadone for me! Especially not tobacco. Fuck that.
11 November 2020 : So I'm pro decrim and legalization of everything, and I've done 8 of these (9 if chasing the dragon counts under heroin) plus other shit, but, uh. This is misleading. What the fuck lmao https://twitter.com/AlecStapp/status/1326218677826560006
11 November 2020 : my mood, 2020.
11 November 2020 : This is my mom! She wears a mask in Fairfax County, even outdoors in crowds, and is PISSED Joe Biden will "force" us to...do that?
11 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/HAkj0rvulZ
11 November 2020 : but that baked potato soup and all my high school memories
11 November 2020 : no, but now that i've seen the title of the show i absolutely will.
11 November 2020 : This looks like titties. pic.twitter.com/G3zEzwzinx
11 November 2020 : AND BENNIGANS
11 November 2020 : where is friendlys it sounds like you know tell me immediately
11 November 2020 : This is me trying to explain that story to 90% of my friends aged 24-38 lmao
11 November 2020 : I can't believe this foolproof plan doesn't work.
11 November 2020 : Wait, like *that* Shoneys?
11 November 2020 : This is fucking insane to me, but also I'm pretty sure if I woke my mom up and asked her, she'd say her brothers have similar stories from growing up in Greensboro.
11 November 2020 : Absolutely. I'm very into archery, and I think a dream situation is a good person vet being like "we need your help knocking out this animal bc it's hurt and sick and we want to tranq it to fix it" and that's a very narrow field.
11 November 2020 : Absolutely. I killed that squirrel bc it was convulsing and twitching in the middle of the road in a suburban neighborhood school & was about to get out. Better me killing it than a kid even seeing THAT. Never mind if "that" is from their own botched attempt.
11 November 2020 : You know, when you type it out like that, I realize I've been fishing, scaling, and gutting fish my entire life and...either Im an asshole OR I'd be more ok with bashing a squirrel's head in with a shovel if I could eat it after?
11 November 2020 : Is it normal if I start texting people I haven't talked to in years at 1 am to ask them if they experienced this in the mid atlantic. Was this in KY?
11 November 2020 : HOLY SHIT!!
11 November 2020 : Like both are ???!!!! to me, but one moreso???? I killed a squirrel once when animal control didn't show up after it was twitching in the road and it fucked me up at 27!!! My ex shot a deer in a similar situation -- he was in his 30s and was NOT OK, and even worse when cops came.
11 November 2020 : !!!!
11 November 2020 : Are you using "make you kill it" in the like broad sense of you sell it?? Or they LITERALLY made you kill the animal?
11 November 2020 : What!!! Where??
11 November 2020 : ???? I feel like this is a poop knife moment??????
11 November 2020 : WHOA BREAKING NEWS
11 November 2020 : PROOF. pic.twitter.com/ysb2Bkocw4
11 November 2020 : The percent that matters, bb!! pic.twitter.com/Wort3LAp4C
11 November 2020 : i literally squealed. pic.twitter.com/CycsnImoCx
11 November 2020 : Yes!!!
11 November 2020 : I guess GEOTUS was too clunky for them.
11 November 2020 : teeeeheeee as a person who is "tall" but with short little legs myself, i feel ok laughing at under armour guy
11 November 2020 : pls come back i need friends
11 November 2020 : Imagine if we had run into each other.
11 November 2020 : TO ME NOT THEM
11 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/909131849921961984?s=20 i'm so disappointed with u not saying hi
11 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/909135493379624960?s=20 did you see the threepers
11 November 2020 : i'll be there
11 November 2020 : "The Goy Boys are so over the top they're obviously making fun of you."
11 November 2020 : Maybe. Maybe it'll be like the Mother of ALL RALLIES. Either way I'll be there, documenting it, with my disguise of having blonde hair and blue eyes.
11 November 2020 : When you're cold, your lips turn blue.
11 November 2020 : Boy, I really wanna work this out, 'cause I'm tired of freezing Got this icebox where my vag used to be 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙, 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙙 https://twitter.com/Borock_Uusabi/status/1326342475666034688?s=20
11 November 2020 : got an ice box where my vag used to be.
11 November 2020 : Bro this is blowing up, you gotta drop your Spirit Halloween jam and get that paper.
11 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/KJ20M1OAeT
11 November 2020 : Rethinking iZombie in a whole new light. pic.twitter.com/jdIwu4tqVz
11 November 2020 : i hate hair, like as a child i plucked out all my arm hair, but i'll be damned if anyone else tells me what to do with it.
11 November 2020 : if her pussy is cold, she's too dead for you, bro.
11 November 2020 : I hate men so much. Right now I’m screenshotting and tweeting responses, but I’m going to drink this wine and respond directly.
11 November 2020 : why did you bring this thread into my world.
11 November 2020 : BE VERY EXPERIENCED SO YOU CAN PLEASE ME BUT NOT TOO EXPERIENCED TO IMPLY YOU ENJOY SEX YOURSELF, YOU STUPID SLUT, OK??? Also yo if her pussy is cold SHE'S TOO DEAD FOR YOU, BRO. pic.twitter.com/jHKEftSOHz
11 November 2020 : I retain almost 0 information that I am told on Zoom, because it's a stupid shitty way to communicate with other humans and I hate it.
11 November 2020 : Heroes
11 November 2020 : This is the inside of the hat on the Library of Congress, a place I have spent a lot of my adult life — saving $200+ not buying law books in undergrad, researching police, researching colonias. It is one of the coolest things to visit in DC!! My library card expired in April. 😥 pic.twitter.com/L7lBwG6iyh
11 November 2020 : They’re delusional, and my parents are two of them.
11 November 2020 : I make 1/14 of my income on unemployment and lost my home due to the lack of a second round of stimulus. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1326210540541186048
10 November 2020 : $5 says this guy dresses like shit.
10 November 2020 : Title alone makes me say yeah, get fucked.
10 November 2020 : Maybe I should just consolidate all of my obnoxious DC photos into one thread. Please move here people, it’s a very cool place and I need friends. pic.twitter.com/Su0bL5s6po
10 November 2020 : I relate to this bench. pic.twitter.com/4SRsY4CcjW
10 November 2020 : well jeff, it looks like it really is gonna be down to you to send us all checks.
10 November 2020 : This entire thread. https://twitter.com/nataliemorales/status/1324083909404090374?s=20
10 November 2020 : Pls hold.
10 November 2020 : Did you see the south Florida thread about this?
10 November 2020 : Hahaha. Force a mask on them. Snatch and covers!
10 November 2020 : First: [two paragraphs of people making fun of this guy for liking Trump] Then: "They were convinced that Mr. Trump was going to win....With the exception of his brother, Mr. Rocco said, he had never met anyone who supported Joseph R. Biden Jr."
10 November 2020 : There is a mask mandate where she lives.
10 November 2020 : My mother, who literally wears a mask to walk around outside, is upset the Biden is going to "make everyone wear a mask." OAN and Fox are fucking poison.
10 November 2020 : or just VOTER FRAUD!!!
10 November 2020 : both?
10 November 2020 : Gotta vote every week!!
10 November 2020 : FRAUD!!!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/sXzPbAkbDh
10 November 2020 : So wild to see this stuff here vs people I know across America!
10 November 2020 : Apparently I missed a nice sunrise in DC today, so here is a sunset from 2016. Night is more my speed anyway. pic.twitter.com/iBMYV4rVsV
10 November 2020 : We were chill with fucking killing children in Flint, but this is a step too far!!!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/ZO3NozritT
10 November 2020 : DEVILED EGGS ARE DISGUSTING.
9 November 2020 : Actually, Darlene, he was fired on Saturday.
9 November 2020 : yeah, covid did that.
9 November 2020 : Some of my family took a long time to realize my sister's boyfriend is Lebanese, even though his name is Samer and he looks Lebanese. The confusion is very confusing.
9 November 2020 : It's only going to take one pilled person reading this for your mentions to be full of mole children.
9 November 2020 : No, Mendy, he was actually fired on Saturday.
9 November 2020 : Actually what's illegal is that you keep pretending you're still president right now.
9 November 2020 : I'm gonna have to turn notifications for Jennifer back on!!
9 November 2020 : time to pack it up, i just won. pic.twitter.com/dtYF2pNkUQ
9 November 2020 : 2024? So you admit that the presidency ends on election day?
9 November 2020 : Reach out across the aisle and see if your Q-pilled parents will accept J-OETUS as the new GEOTUS.
9 November 2020 : imagine being ok saying that but afraid to say fuck
9 November 2020 : donald you are NOT the president anymore, effective two days ago!!!! you do not control anything statutorily now!!
9 November 2020 : I turned off the quality filter so now I can actually see their replies lmao
9 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Bu0UJ4wfis
9 November 2020 : I'm a stupid libtard for saying that Trump isn't president, but Biden is never their president. pic.twitter.com/b3LpMD3t2p
9 November 2020 : Oh did you not hear?? He was fired, I'm sorry to bring you the bad news. God bless!
9 November 2020 : Charles, I am pretty sure right now we are in purgatory and Jesus is president, and I'm sorry but it's really disrespectful for you to erase God so I hope this was an honest mistake. But very good, correct! Biden is president in January, which is in two (2) months..
9 November 2020 : No, I am pretty sure we fired him, sorry!!
9 November 2020 : I'm an anarcho communist, but fxxx-communism sounds interesting! Can you tell me more?
9 November 2020 : we all need hobbies!
9 November 2020 : Yeah. It was mentioned in the article chronicling the origin story of his romance with Katie Miller over the summer. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/08/stephen-miller-and-his-wife-found-love-in-a-hateful-place pic.twitter.com/CgGsHzupok
9 November 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/Gr5UWPs1Yk
9 November 2020 : actually joshua he was fired
9 November 2020 : no, mark, he was fired
9 November 2020 : no he was fired
9 November 2020 : you aren't the president now so you can't make me stay tuned anymore
9 November 2020 : Wasn’t he banished to Arlington?
9 November 2020 : oooh martin is a good one
9 November 2020 : Anyway. https://twitter.com/CarmesimSarah/status/1318076466295341056?s=20
9 November 2020 : Bolivia’s former president, Evo Morales, returned to the country on Monday, a year after a US backed coup attempted to keep him out of power and tore the nation apart and sent him into exile. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1325868311482163202
9 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/CarmesimSarah/status/1318076466295341056?s=20
9 November 2020 : Holy shit.
9 November 2020 : See, she's perfect.
9 November 2020 : what?? no!!
9 November 2020 : State: Jay Garner* Treasury: The Wall Street Journal Defense: John Bolton Attorney-General: George Conway Education: Michele Bachmann Homeland Security: Scooter Libby Trade: Sigal Mandelker DNI: Paul Bremer *must confirm he's still alive https://twitter.com/dpfdpf/status/1325639369219170305
9 November 2020 : if we don't let the dead vote, how else will we elect scooter libby (d) as president?
9 November 2020 : Derek, it's true. There was chaos. Mobs everywhere in the chilled champagne aisle at Safeway, destroying other people's chances to pop a bottle next to the White House wall. I was able to get one of the last bottles, god bless. Thank you for bringing attention to this issue. pic.twitter.com/Oq3cgNCyRZ
9 November 2020 : This tweet is how I learned muting doesn't mute all forms of the person's name, but also yes he sucks. pic.twitter.com/i8N0QaY59W
9 November 2020 : In June my twitter handle (professional anarcho-communist) sparked a long discussion there. It was crickets when I started responding. The joke was, of course, that the handle came from the president tear gassing me so he could hold a bible and call me a professional anarchist.
9 November 2020 : Or they have and just don't realize it.
9 November 2020 : I question your intelligence.
9 November 2020 : Imagine if your internet didn’t let you post such dumb shit. https://twitter.com/kekepalmer/status/1325786443776729089
9 November 2020 : well begging to be noticed on twitter for 5 years wasn't working fast enough.
9 November 2020 : HE CANT SIT WITH US ANYMORE
8 November 2020 : I just think you’re very good at expressing lefty points without being alienating!
8 November 2020 : When are you advising someone running for office.
8 November 2020 : When are you running for office.
8 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Qzt0WZcenY
8 November 2020 : Both sides are sincerely explaining to me that trump is still president, but they’re all glossing over the idea he could ever force us to watch his stupid interviews lmao pic.twitter.com/vZHbwZ10tm
8 November 2020 : Mmmm I don’t think so sorry. pic.twitter.com/u7tKRRp8CG
8 November 2020 : Democrats and trump are both canceled, just like you. Sorry!
8 November 2020 : He’s literally canceled.
8 November 2020 : No he’s canceled
8 November 2020 : No he’s not.
8 November 2020 : Yes, that's the best comparison! I don't feel that towards kids at all (though I'm occasionally charmed by one), but I think it's the most relatable. I would happily have a Pomeranian, though.
8 November 2020 : Yeah. Love other people’s dogs. Will deal with a well trained one if a SO has it. Will not clean up shit and piss and have responsibilities. Like a dog aunt.
8 November 2020 : I guess but also having pets is unappealing to me and I’m not a piece of shit so
8 November 2020 : Haaaa some people talk shit that I drink bourbon and whiskey near when it’s hot outside so I guess my sensitivity from that kicked in
8 November 2020 : Ann you aren’t my president either ok please leave me alone
8 November 2020 : dems are more worried about what homes have dogs than they are what people have homes
8 November 2020 : you aren't the president anymore so you can't make me do anything.
8 November 2020 : lmao fuck
8 November 2020 : all temps are boulevardier temps i will die on this hill
8 November 2020 : Erection 2020 results.
8 November 2020 : The best solution I’ve seen is a co-signing company that charges you like 7% of your annual rent as a fee which is fucking AWFUL.
8 November 2020 : Owning a business is really the same thing bc I pay myself 1099 owners draw, but at least I can write myself a letter about salary and it seems to work. It’s the same industry I was always in, and a LESS stable business model, and yet the phrasing of owner seems to trick people.
8 November 2020 : I spent over a decade 1099 working trade shows before I started a business staffing trade shows, and almost all of my landlords were awful pieces of shit who wanted months and months up front and then were awful humans.
8 November 2020 : Do people outside of NYC not use the Internet, Paul?
8 November 2020 : Oh my god people are dying and desperate, who gives a shit if the president owns a fucking animal.
8 November 2020 : This, but the 2024 election. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295871426621210624
8 November 2020 : Johnny, this is Manda with The Dems. Can we count on you for your vote for John Kasich in the 2024 presidential election? This will be one of the most important votes of our lifetimes!
8 November 2020 : Yeah, I'll reach out and ask them for money since their shitbag party is even worse than shitlibs at giving out aid for covid.
8 November 2020 : Did anyone else notice an uptick in liberals talking about wearing masks last night at celebration events?
8 November 2020 : Sir, this is mid-November erasure!!!!
8 November 2020 : Tell Michael I'll give it a try!
8 November 2020 : 👏🏻 Push 👏🏻 Chase 👏🏻 into 👏🏻 being 👏🏻 like 👏🏻 TD 👏🏻 Bank! 👏🏻
8 November 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/reliable-source/wp/2017/02/09/the-founder-of-solidcore-found-out-ivanka-trump-visited-her-studio-now-she-wants-to-meet-with-the-first-daughter/
8 November 2020 : SOOOOO UNFAAAAAIIIIR
8 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/AbeRakov/status/1325163288997498880?s=20
8 November 2020 : The way I felt when we learned Trump was going to be hospitalized for COVID was the way everyone around me looked at the White House last night. I wish we had partied then, too.
8 November 2020 : I believe the person you’re responding to is condemning Rick.
8 November 2020 : Oh my god our covid rates are rising please don’t come here
8 November 2020 : ??? It’s not even time for the Great Exiting though?? pic.twitter.com/IEzFN6pFmD
8 November 2020 : The 2024 election is the most important of our lives, and if you don’t vote for a milquetoast centrist, it means you hate Americans.
8 November 2020 : I’m so excited for this
8 November 2020 : So just fuck Georgia then, right? Grow up. I own a business. If I fail at something, people shouldn’t wait to talk about it.
8 November 2020 : I already completely forget he called him that, and it’s only been like a week.
8 November 2020 : *parent
8 November 2020 : No I like dogs, but I never feel compelled to touch strange ones! 😂 my last dog did not like strangers so I assume all dogs are the same until a human pattern says otherwise
8 November 2020 : I actually just left, it slowed down a lot!
8 November 2020 : That’s weird and gross, glad I waited until night
8 November 2020 : Though it only takes one fluffy but angry dog to make you lose your hand, so I’d rather be a bad leftist than permissionless dog toucher 😂😂
8 November 2020 : We both wore Bernie shirts!
8 November 2020 : Haha idk maybe I’m a bad leftist!
8 November 2020 : Dogs are cute but I don’t really feel compelled to touch them
8 November 2020 : Tag in CC I’m sure she will
8 November 2020 : I’m so sad I didn’t see you!
8 November 2020 : I own a small business and it’s the right that has kept me from getting adequate aid during COVID, so get fucked lol
8 November 2020 : One of most underrated tweets I’ve ever seen. I will never stop laughing about Four Seasons Total Landscaping. https://twitter.com/edwintheredwin/status/1325205790211284993
8 November 2020 : Poppin bottles. pic.twitter.com/ZUS3WC4Pfz
8 November 2020 : “Y’all can celebrate all you want but I ain’t celebrating shit.” Found the kind of people I want to be around. pic.twitter.com/Wy0DmqogW0
8 November 2020 : TRUMP YOURE A DICK 😂 pic.twitter.com/aAy5gC12pf
8 November 2020 : Can Donald hear it? pic.twitter.com/lt8sItKN8I
8 November 2020 : Bb theyre all Soviet Safeway in Joe Biden’s America! But no it’s waterfront lol
8 November 2020 : Don’t worry though I got the thing. pic.twitter.com/LRoUAzJtQZ
8 November 2020 : lol DC tell me how you really feel. pic.twitter.com/sWQ7XYd38K
8 November 2020 : Hogan deserves nothing ever.
8 November 2020 : Oh you mean in. Yeah! I guess now that I’m thinking that’s how I say it — like “i have to wash my duvet cover” and the thing ive jammed inside it is the duvet.
8 November 2020 : The cover you put on the blanket??
8 November 2020 : Would anyone like to publish my op-ed where I offer Hogan advice like suck my asshole? https://twitter.com/erinatthepost/status/1325174485734068224
8 November 2020 : Wait I use duvet to mean the like...shell you put a comforter in. Am I wrong even in America?! Is creating an easier system to wash your bedding fancy??
8 November 2020 : I mean I’m guessing this will be happening tomorrow as well
8 November 2020 : I’m so tired idk I want coffee 😂 let me know if you come back!
8 November 2020 : Are you out? I’m stopping by my office I can grab whatever 😂
8 November 2020 : I am fucking exhausted but fomo is real so off to the White House I go. pic.twitter.com/FkxwfNMkOE
8 November 2020 : Okay fine I’ll go to the White House. Fomo is real. pic.twitter.com/RHDdTmYezy
7 November 2020 : Yeah. I mean, I'm very narrowly talking about how it's really hard to find men who don't accidentally embody parts of patriarchal roles, so hopefully you'll have better luck!
7 November 2020 : I'm not saying I'd settle for a piece of shit, but I am saying I've given up finding a man who pulls his weight around the home.
7 November 2020 : There is a huge difference between hating the person you're with and accepting that in many households, the woman does the bulk of the housekeeping and managing.
7 November 2020 : but i'm 32. i wouldn't have settled at 24 or 26.
7 November 2020 : i would argue it's more the exhaustion of finding a worthwhile man is just too much. i'd happily settle. i'm tired.
7 November 2020 : that sounds delightful, bc i am not jealous of any of my friends relationships. (not saying you're jealous; saying that I find the men do constantly do things I wouldn't put up with -- even when the man is the one who is my friend!).
7 November 2020 : a love tap.
7 November 2020 : date men as a woman and you'll find out real fast lol
7 November 2020 : Actually consenting bottle!
7 November 2020 : Queen.
7 November 2020 : Were all such nice people, very unfair!
7 November 2020 : Okay okay rah rah!!!! I just wish it was covid too. pic.twitter.com/TeOMJilfnF
7 November 2020 : Have people who use block chains never heard of mute
7 November 2020 : For some, okay. pic.twitter.com/8pPMJvYqT3
7 November 2020 : I’m glad this guy blocked me if all of his fans are this insane. You can’t die from an orgasm from a presidential election easily, but if anyone does, I’m very happy for you getting to go out with a fun moment! pic.twitter.com/KT2LdS7Dj7
7 November 2020 : Lmaooooo this person truly believes one can orgasm to death over a presidential election pic.twitter.com/lqAHnBR5ZV
7 November 2020 : Ooooh gross. I hope so.
7 November 2020 : I have no idea who he is, honestly 😂
7 November 2020 : I can’t 😢 pic.twitter.com/uPYc7kVxoi
7 November 2020 : I meant the Democratic Party and people in power! I appreciate what you do!! Yeah I rotate between houses.
7 November 2020 : What are you taking? It sill stay cheerful, right?
7 November 2020 : I really really wish I believed most people were going to do that, when the reality appears to me that most haven’t been!
7 November 2020 : I'm afraid I'll end up eye forking myself in irritation. I'm going to eat some nachos and maybe drink a tiny bottle of champagne first.
7 November 2020 : Before the pandemic I ran a business that operated on 3 continents. I still own the company, but cannot operate. I thought your type loved small businesses? Guess you actually hate them :(
7 November 2020 : Torn between wanting to go over to the White House and wanting to stab myself in the eye with a fork over this kind of shit. pic.twitter.com/yKyqg3EMEG
7 November 2020 : i heard this live and immediately did a shot of tequila
7 November 2020 : "Most" is being generous.
7 November 2020 : I'm glad Trump is out, but the lack of a stimulus package caused me to lose my home. I am homeless today, no matter whose team won. It must be really nice to take a day off from that, though.
7 November 2020 : i mean, this incredibly bizarre four seasons thing today! pic.twitter.com/cYExia96Go
7 November 2020 : lol nah fuck them. pic.twitter.com/VWCX4QmRro
7 November 2020 : i'm wearing flip flops and shorts in november in dc and staring at this. i guess i must flee before the biden drones attack. pic.twitter.com/hlquJUPioo
7 November 2020 : this guys whole thread was amazing pic.twitter.com/19ZyFl69ne
7 November 2020 : imagine the parties in the streets if he had never come out of the hospital
7 November 2020 : One outlet is the onion vs every outlet
7 November 2020 : as someone who has a list of things that man needs to do, good luck.
7 November 2020 : why? does he have covid
7 November 2020 : i regret reading it 😱
7 November 2020 : Where are the cool celebrations for the progressives who are delighted Trump has lost but also still feeling incredibly bleak about the future? Please dm me, I will come to your party. https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1325120978611892227
7 November 2020 : where are the celebrations for people who are only happy trump is gone
7 November 2020 : almost republican nachos
7 November 2020 : Anyway, incredibly sad Nipsey Hussle isn't still alive, especially today. And if you like me then you prolly ain't know And if you been to jail you can prolly still vote pic.twitter.com/PI8W2EyHKY
7 November 2020 : I’m at springfield mall and no one cares here, but I am getting nachos at least
7 November 2020 : Spreading the good word in the DC suburbs. pic.twitter.com/pH6DrzgxMI
7 November 2020 : Apparently it was misreported as active, when in reality he previously had it. BOO. https://www.thedailybeast.com/matt-gaetz-gop-rep-who-made-light-of-coronavirus-previously-had-coronavirus?ref=home
7 November 2020 : God yes
7 November 2020 : Okay FINE walking to the store for champagne and nachos
7 November 2020 : Willing to pretend a Biden celebration is an anti gaetz party
7 November 2020 : I don’t want to sit here alone lol
7 November 2020 : I am not even joking, yes absolutely.
7 November 2020 : Is anyone doing champagne brunch in DC to celebrate Gaetz having coronavirus? I would like to attend.
7 November 2020 : Started, ended. pic.twitter.com/bWdz5TQuNQ
7 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fU3Xc5mmNh
7 November 2020 : It’s why we never liked them.
7 November 2020 : Saving wayfair from bankruptcy by disrupting their plot.
7 November 2020 : Why all these questions there are children to save ok
7 November 2020 : He’s parked in 96% Biden voting DC.
7 November 2020 : It’s bc the court always sides with bitches.
7 November 2020 : It’s a stolen newspaper holder.
7 November 2020 : Listen Veri, it’s a $250,000 reward ok.
7 November 2020 : It’s on every panel.
7 November 2020 : Almost 100%
7 November 2020 : I knooooow
7 November 2020 : I posted!!
7 November 2020 : Omfg pic.twitter.com/8Rrgd0Lt7F
7 November 2020 : Choco taco 🥺
7 November 2020 : It’s in DC, plates be damned. The Wharf.
7 November 2020 : No it’s lit to go. I grabbed it all.
7 November 2020 : Imagine taking this car.
7 November 2020 : Soon bb
7 November 2020 : Listen.
7 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/vNGwpg32oq
7 November 2020 : 🤑🤑🤑 pic.twitter.com/TseOcbdvLf
7 November 2020 : Where’s the lie though pic.twitter.com/KNGTpCvYKQ
6 November 2020 : Is DC the only city whose "leaders" and media are treating the unemployment and small business crisis like it's only restaurants? No attention to unemployed non-restaurant/retail workers, and literally $0 in second round funding for small businesses that aren't bars/stores.
6 November 2020 : Is it actually better for you if we all kill ourselves? Sure seems like that's the goal! Where the fuck is our PEUC?
6 November 2020 : not a source but also still sitting on $0 this week.
6 November 2020 : I guess you also can't make a thread.
6 November 2020 : lol i must have missed your note
6 November 2020 : I would read this article but the headline made me drown myself in the Potomac, sorry.
6 November 2020 : Oh shit stop counting votes. pic.twitter.com/tDE99SciMV
6 November 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/NQLnuCcPPl
6 November 2020 : Were they even doing samplings 3 months ago??
6 November 2020 : I did an experiment and absolutely delighted to announce it worked. pic.twitter.com/Vs1SZyey3m
6 November 2020 : Butter chicken in downtown!!
6 November 2020 : Hey check out this review of a local spot in downtown DC posted by a total piece of shit during a pandemic. pic.twitter.com/mBXwvd2fbd
6 November 2020 : Considering wearing burgundy wedges with a navy blue dress, but afraid people will think that means I love America, when in reality it means my tan heels are packed up in a moving box.
6 November 2020 : Every four years we hear we MUST vote for the shitty Democratic candidate because it’s dire — so lots of leftists did the thing this year. Joe Biden was the last non-progressive candidate I will ever vote for in any race. If socialism is a problem, then you don’t need my vote.
6 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/MeW7egnUw1
6 November 2020 : “I’m much closer and still fucking literally nowhere the mason dixon line or 85.”
6 November 2020 : So she should stop calling it socialism.
6 November 2020 : Holy shit.
6 November 2020 : Right? Sign me up for 6 more votes for Joe.
6 November 2020 : It’s 230 am and the president is saying democrats will end LIFE if elected. Normal!!!!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/f0TwkxACHv
6 November 2020 : Also I dropped out of college! And the magical remote jobs for people without degrees are super rare, go figure! Ugh!!
6 November 2020 : Not owning a car means I can’t even take a basic retail job because I already lost my housing and sometimes I’m in dc, sometimes in a metro accessible suburb, and sometimes I’m in Richmond! It’s all so fucked but EVERYONE has industries and ZERO EMPLOYERS to suggest.
6 November 2020 : Like cool tell me lore about your vague industry job that I can’t get to and probably still wouldn’t cover my bills!
6 November 2020 : I went from making $1400 a week owning a business and living in a city wo a car to making $105 a week on unemployment and crashing w friends up to 90 min away, carless — and if I had $1 for every time someone told me some dumb shit like “construction is hiring” I wouldnt be poor!
6 November 2020 : 🤨
6 November 2020 : All my Republican family “knows” is that the Dems were trying to sneak stuff in. So prove them wrong! Like! 🤦🏼‍♀️
6 November 2020 : It's almost like the dems should have done a better job saying how badly they wanted to get stimulus done. Maybe brought forward some bills that ONLY did UI and stimulus checks. Hmm.
6 November 2020 : Yup.
6 November 2020 : Ohh can't just go by whatever he says on Spoken Twitter! You know how he gets! Tehe!
6 November 2020 : Sinks, showers!
6 November 2020 : This photo looks like it belongs to an article about watching porn at work trends. pic.twitter.com/DNH1k2NZnX
6 November 2020 : Trump: Before, we never had so many mail in ballots!!! And now for SOME REASON they use the "mail" on this big, massive election????? Really makes u think1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE 🤔
6 November 2020 : before, this never happened??? and now??? they use the "mail"????? really makes u think
5 November 2020 : Trump just called Philadelphia and Detroit two of the most politically corrupt places in the US. Rhode Island is very offended, I'm sure.
5 November 2020 : Trump is incredible low energy. He is making Jeb! look like a fucking hype man. Can we just cancel this and instead challenge Trump to pronounce Quinnipiac like 40 more times?
5 November 2020 : Pretty sure Trump just said that mail in voting makes people corrupt, even if they aren't corrupt people. What?
5 November 2020 : Trump says his opponents donors were people on Wall Street, and his donors were cops. Fortunately, I hate both Wall Street and the police.
5 November 2020 : Big Media, Big Money, and Big Tech.
5 November 2020 : 😂
5 November 2020 : Maybe... https://twitter.com/USPoliticsPoll/status/1324460651209805824 pic.twitter.com/UqQzqxFC19
5 November 2020 : Dems are screaming for socialism and that's why AOC was elected VP of Democratic Party Communications and Bernie Sanders will be sworn in as POTUS in January.
5 November 2020 : thanks for bringing this into my life https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1324472799768043521?s=20
5 November 2020 : Hey Marcus, I lost my job and home due to the pandemic and the government failing us. Do you mind being my agent? Thanks babe. pic.twitter.com/xorwy8s3DZ
5 November 2020 : hey did u hear about florida
5 November 2020 : at least i didn't get a weird bernie tattoo on my wrist or some really wild shit
5 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/y9X4elI8ft
5 November 2020 : Listen. pic.twitter.com/JDQpvmQ7D3
5 November 2020 : His flags are all over the boats in the Wharf, Kyle. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313865498719924225?s=20
5 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/oB2D1oaz1g
5 November 2020 : Is natalie just learning that Fox News rots brains?
5 November 2020 : I have so many half jokes in my mind, but instead of finishing any of them, I'll just leave you with some Hope. pic.twitter.com/zFdkkGXcaC
5 November 2020 : i had no idea you were taking classes with ben shapiro, congrats!
5 November 2020 : I canvassed for Bernie 2-3 shifts a day, 2-3 days a week, for months. So I think it's my fault, actually?
5 November 2020 : I actually highly encourage democrats to stop calling things socialism, and to instead explain (in very plain English) how a policy helps an individual. Though idk how we convince Spansberger's constituents Short Pump mall will still be safe with a smaller police budget. 🙄 https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1324439295847968768
5 November 2020 : A private firm was paid around $4,000,000 to purge voter rolls in Florida before the 2000 election. Black Floridians made up 44% of those who had their voter registration revoked, but only 11% of the population. These people are disgusting liars. Don’t fall for their bullshit. pic.twitter.com/ZDsK6u5cyk
5 November 2020 : @LargeFailson Yeah my dad is the only religious person. They’re divorced.
5 November 2020 : My mom is an atheist
5 November 2020 : I’ll hop right on into my car and be right there
5 November 2020 : Yes.
5 November 2020 : As someone who is in a hospitality adjacent field and has become homeless from covid, you and I have different lifeboats.
5 November 2020 : I mean I don’t laugh it’s actually incredibly difficult to deal with and my childhood has had lasting impacts on how my brain functions.
5 November 2020 : They raise people from the dead and this COVID is a hoax
5 November 2020 : My mom doesn’t care I am homeless and suicidal directly because of the GOP response to covid, so I’m not sure she could possibly care about strangers insides tbh.
5 November 2020 : AAAAAAH 😂😂
5 November 2020 : If he agrees to go on a date with me, you can crash it. Can’t block you irl.
5 November 2020 : Oooooh yeah I’ll definitely share a ton about this at some point don’t worry. I forget how it’s...not everyone’s normal!
5 November 2020 : Nope. She blamed Obama for the 2013 furlough and not getting a raise.
5 November 2020 : I wish my dad watched people as sane as Joel Osteen.
5 November 2020 : Yeah. I mean this shit is ingrained in people’s identities. Now my mom is a two time Obama voter who loves Trump, and she’s not religious.
5 November 2020 : But maybe there’s a good twitter thread in there once I calm down and the rage isn’t so fresh 😂
5 November 2020 : One day I’ll write about it but he reads my blog so idk how while he’s alive
5 November 2020 : One day Jesus makes us rich!!! We need low taxes. Thanks Jesus!
5 November 2020 : I was raised evangelical. Jesus. Democrats bad! Abortion bad!
5 November 2020 : I’ve been trying to start a James Hodgkinson fan club.
5 November 2020 : My dad is poor. My dad has always been poor. He drives a car that barely run and he has to live with his brother. But Jesus.
5 November 2020 : I drink a lot now but I’m getting fat so I have cut back unless I’m out. My looks might be the only hope I have of escaping poverty, so.
5 November 2020 : Both 5’10” and 4’7” at the same time.
5 November 2020 : Jeff do you make house calls for crazy parents? pic.twitter.com/8BNvpmy0Gl
5 November 2020 : Good morning I have snapped. pic.twitter.com/qHOz964rHP
5 November 2020 : All I’m hearing is loot the Walmart, then burn it down?
5 November 2020 : lol how many people end up having long terms effects of covid and die slow and painful deaths? Fingers crossed! https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1324378243500285952
5 November 2020 : What!
5 November 2020 : Motherpup!
5 November 2020 : If Harlan is in Philadelphia, where is this adorable dog ? pic.twitter.com/N0gMdCH0uU
5 November 2020 : We should have voted extra in Texas!
5 November 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/QMPaOjQ1sv
5 November 2020 : Even? pic.twitter.com/BpnQSVnK96
5 November 2020 : He says 5’10” https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1322305288796545028?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1322305288796545028
5 November 2020 : 😂😂😂
5 November 2020 : Yes.
5 November 2020 : Can’t believe he left that photo off of his Bumble.
5 November 2020 : 😂😂😂
5 November 2020 : He can’t even hold his dog normal pic.twitter.com/hKnwJ8pjYI
5 November 2020 : Now I can’t stop staring at him.
5 November 2020 : Listen it was for science
5 November 2020 : Anyway I’m now realizing I left out the best photo. pic.twitter.com/mOpDAkarNU
5 November 2020 : Please stop bullying this nice old young man. pic.twitter.com/GGJyjQb5Y8
5 November 2020 : Tweep diff is good for that!
5 November 2020 : Harlan is this why you won’t match with me?? https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1322305288796545028?s=21
5 November 2020 : Damn I was hoping for actively married.
5 November 2020 : Good luck to all the ladies in Philly, may you get the match I never could. Godspeed, Harlan. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1322305288796545028
5 November 2020 : Is he married? Tag his wife I guess! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1322305288796545028?s=21
5 November 2020 : Lol definitely part of the “we’d be at brunch” crew. pic.twitter.com/dafwNNQK0i
5 November 2020 : is this about cody
5 November 2020 : wait now he'll NEVER match with me on bumble if he's out of the geographic radius. fuck!
5 November 2020 : he's trending again rn lol
5 November 2020 : how much does the gun make, tho
5 November 2020 : lol y'all boarded up all the pharmacies when y'all needed to board up the vote counting centers.
5 November 2020 : lol half my mentions are trump supporters calling me ugly with a big nose lmao
5 November 2020 : Trump supporters in Virginia are Very Upset at northern Virginia lmao pic.twitter.com/lMbfzmjRTo
5 November 2020 : They had to put a jail inside the football stadium in Philly, but yeah, this sounds like a great idea. https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1324149178071572480
5 November 2020 : ok make sure she sends it to my po box since i dont have a permanent address any longer thank you
5 November 2020 : hey i voted and i'm still poor, does anyone know when alyssa milano fixes that for me?
5 November 2020 : hey i voted and i'm still poor, does anyone know when the dccc fixes that for me?
5 November 2020 : There isn't really much keeping me *alive* whether i'm here or on mars, to be honest, so yeah I don't know that feeling like a permanent free loader in an area with even less public transit where I have even fewer friends and social ties would be great.
5 November 2020 : I mean I can't just permanently move in with my friend for free. I just meant I used to stay with her for like a week.
4 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yxnhfVqdAH
4 November 2020 : Not unless I get on a plane. I had a friend I stayed with, but she moved across the country.
4 November 2020 : No.
4 November 2020 : I mean I'm depressed because of money. I'm irritated because of her.
4 November 2020 : i really need to leave here.
4 November 2020 : it sucks there but not if the commies take over
4 November 2020 : i am too hungover to feel emotion
4 November 2020 : honestly ive been having 36 hour hangovers since i was 16
4 November 2020 : Hearing my mother talk about how it's the fault of the democrats there isn't stimulus might be the thing that pushes me over the edge to fucking jump off a bridge. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1323749197808508928
4 November 2020 : i mean i think at least half the sitting r's should be drawn and quartered.
4 November 2020 : ew.
4 November 2020 : the cockroaches fly
4 November 2020 : I HEREBY CLAIM THE COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA FOR THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF AMERICA. pic.twitter.com/ZJSwB7Gw2y
4 November 2020 : Actually Joe, members of the party actively keeping me from being able to pay rent and refusing to provide aid for my business are all my fucking enemies. Turn the temperature up on these dipshits while they rot in hell. https://twitter.com/melmason/status/1324097865686437904
4 November 2020 : How are the percent reporting totals accounting for mail in ballots that haven't been received yet? I am very dumb, someone please ELI5.
4 November 2020 : Give it time!
4 November 2020 : Normal stuff, happens all the time. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 https://twitter.com/pattersonnbc/status/1324086177885003778
4 November 2020 : #FindSomethingNew
4 November 2020 : 😢 very sad results today. thanks for running, @MarkusforDC and @edlazere . pic.twitter.com/zkFYxvP8I4
4 November 2020 : 😥 pic.twitter.com/UxN1IPFHZ0
4 November 2020 : Shit I still hate my OWN hair everywhere and I’m 32.
4 November 2020 : Ew.
4 November 2020 : This guy needs more shrimp please very pale pic.twitter.com/GjpbJUmhid
4 November 2020 : Are you massively wealthy or just deluded yourself into believing you will be one day?
4 November 2020 : I look like I could be on OAN or Fox. Won’t some neoliberal company pay me money to adorably argue their talking points at conservatives?!
4 November 2020 : Spending a lot of time today thinking about how I lost my job and home, yet Nate Silver is gainfully employed.
4 November 2020 : Yes.
4 November 2020 : Dems seem incapable, an evergreen statement.
4 November 2020 : I make $105 a week in unemployment and lost my home because of covid.
4 November 2020 : Of course people who build their entire identity on being a Republican voted for Republicans! Even when an R candidate is known to fuck young girls it's a huge fucking cultural deal and "woe is me my dad is spinning in his grave" moment for these people to vote for Democrats!
4 November 2020 : It’s like New Year’s Day but worse. pic.twitter.com/54xmDvIux0
4 November 2020 : Seriously. Fuck this. pic.twitter.com/7G7ZxY1daG
4 November 2020 : Seriously. Fuck this. pic.twitter.com/CzTzQyaTyG
4 November 2020 : this is good to hear bc i feel bitter despair
4 November 2020 : VERY NORMAL WEDNESDAY MR PRESIDENT SOUNDING VERY STABLE OK THANK YOU!! pic.twitter.com/WvCdmupupF
4 November 2020 : I think a lot of heat. Like a whole fire. A literal fire.
4 November 2020 : Please join my new political party which is similar to DSA but locks all national politicians in the Hart building and forces them into a battle royale for the presidency. There's also monthly domestic drone strikes against misogynistic men. And votes are weighted based on age.
4 November 2020 : Bloomberg walked so Keanu could run.
4 November 2020 : well the hope is that maybe everyone still stay on their toes and improve
4 November 2020 : there's also domestic drone strikes every third friday of the month targeting misogynistic men. And votes are weighted based on age.
4 November 2020 : Well, feel free to join me in my quest to start the battle royale party for unsatisfied dsa types.
4 November 2020 : To be clear, I believe in replacing presidential elections with a battle royale style fight in the Hart building, so I'm ok with either.
4 November 2020 : I'm not sure what else they're supposed to do unless we just hang them up on the wall and start over.
4 November 2020 : Yay! I voted yes on 81! I know they projected it to pass but wanted a landslide so they'd get less shit. I need to pull the numbers but I'm pretty blown over local elections so I haven't.
4 November 2020 : listen here jack
4 November 2020 : Fuck the whole ass democratic party. Join DSA.
4 November 2020 : covid-21
4 November 2020 : it's how i make sure no one else eats my food!
4 November 2020 : You can’t I put a special COVID later on it
4 November 2020 : Good morning I have found a hangover cure. Did I miss anything pic.twitter.com/D2fbjFxjPm
4 November 2020 : I’m afraid to see what happens when I stand up.
4 November 2020 : I’m so hungover and hungry I might die
4 November 2020 : Abolish Matt Walsh’s stupid fucking blog.
4 November 2020 : Coulda had Bernie. pic.twitter.com/FUizpwh3vj
4 November 2020 : Help. pic.twitter.com/xK5v9F7VB1
4 November 2020 : Uh. Probably no, Biden. Sorry. pic.twitter.com/9L9yJguHRG
3 November 2020 : But I also hate children so
3 November 2020 : Bad news, I couldn’t care less about Picasso or Monet. Sorry. I dropped out of college.
3 November 2020 : Okay time to be very drunk and pretend my parents are like chill neolibs or some shit. pic.twitter.com/R2kRCGshdN
3 November 2020 : Did you leave forever?
3 November 2020 : I either need a stimulus bill or more friends whose houses I can rotate through so I’m with my parents less.
3 November 2020 : Now that I’m homeless I don’t have much of a choice but you would think they could not actively bring it up.
3 November 2020 : They’re insane. They’re divorced but my dad thinks his pastor can raise people from the dead. They’re fucking nuts and I think today I just broke and snapped. And thanks!
3 November 2020 : They love him.
3 November 2020 : I was raised evangelical.
3 November 2020 : Dealing with my fucking Trump obsessed parents as they continue to obsess and delight over the people ruining my fucking life is fucking destroying my mental health, second only to the poverty I have been pushed into by their beloveds.
3 November 2020 : I typed good I ducking hate iPhone
3 November 2020 : lol why are you so obsessed with me you weird freak pic.twitter.com/nqcDw54TVy
3 November 2020 : This is a very bone windmill please stop.
3 November 2020 : Pigeons are simply rats with wings, and they must be sacrificed.
3 November 2020 : Sad!
3 November 2020 : Sinks! Showers! Toilets!!!
3 November 2020 : This would be Joe Biden’s communist America. 😬 pic.twitter.com/tOWBv8w06i
3 November 2020 : Nap on the pier here on Normal Tuesday. pic.twitter.com/uCJUzEnCkg
3 November 2020 : We can still get cheesecakes, dont worry. pic.twitter.com/JiqTgRb2ip
3 November 2020 : Calling all of my boyfriends SD for Small Dick to my friends from here on out for the lulz
3 November 2020 : Expecting logical consistency from the right only leads to disappointment and frustration.
3 November 2020 : I wonder if Darren has tried not raping. https://twitter.com/darrengrimes_/status/1323592563002122240
3 November 2020 : how did they find $23 in Maryland for you, but completely glossed over like three W2 contracts I was paid for in DC??
3 November 2020 : anyway i plan to just off myself way before "months" is up lol so i dont know if it even matters
3 November 2020 : I made $1,500 W2 income in Texas from a company headquartered in Michigan. That's it. Nothing about Maryland. But my UI is being pulled off like $4,500 of W2 income from my mixed 1099/W2 income, so it's significant.
3 November 2020 : How is this ADA accessible or legal? @PoPville pic.twitter.com/paBHFqtoqR
3 November 2020 : Good morning from the nations capital, where our big brave boy has built a wall for his wall. pic.twitter.com/eCGVijoyVg
3 November 2020 : Maryland never sends its best.
3 November 2020 : Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
3 November 2020 : DC might be a given for Biden, but local elections matter a lot -- the District Council approves the budget for the city!! If you haven't done so yet, please, please go vote for @edlazere for at large District Council! pic.twitter.com/x8zRcAN0A4
3 November 2020 : Yeah. So I can either keep getting $105 a week or nothing, I guess, since some of my W2 income was in Texas. Great. Thanks for letting me know (sounds sarcastic but isn't).
3 November 2020 : Also there are former SoulCycle instructors doing Hustle at the Wharf, which is outside on weekends. It's far superior to outdoor SoulCycle, because the SoulCycle location kind of sucks. pic.twitter.com/EAecmeSBfP
3 November 2020 : SoulCycle has outside spin at Union Market, and inside (with a mask) at a hotel near the West End location. pic.twitter.com/VO8tEBJ05F
3 November 2020 : File so you can receive $0. pic.twitter.com/AUDlP8w6hQ
3 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/zilbovilbo/status/1323360387576725505?s=21
3 November 2020 : This is a terrorism!!!
3 November 2020 : https://twitter.com/zilbovilbo/status/1323360387576725505?s=21 https://twitter.com/zilbovilbo/status/1323360387576725505
3 November 2020 : Those are illegal.
3 November 2020 : Wait was that not a good idea?
3 November 2020 : You can hold it but you can’t scale it.
3 November 2020 : The war on Christmas has begun. pic.twitter.com/KwBw3LKShd
3 November 2020 : because it's beautiful
3 November 2020 : Praying to every god imaginable that they all 3 respond to this.
3 November 2020 : House is prepared to have best work week ever!
3 November 2020 : Take it off, Beto!
3 November 2020 : While spelled Justeen Bearon
3 November 2020 : Miriam Carey was an isolated incident, usually totally fine!
3 November 2020 : A spooky scotus ghost!
3 November 2020 : She kept misspelling and deleting
3 November 2020 : YES lmaoooo
3 November 2020 : 😢
3 November 2020 : OMG did you use my link??? 🥰🥰😍
3 November 2020 : have you tried pole vaulting as a hobby i think the whole discord is taking it up for the fence
3 November 2020 : Sorry to say but https://twitter.com/ZilboVilbo/status/1323360387576725505?s=20
3 November 2020 : yes
3 November 2020 : sorry but ☹️ https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1323360119422390278?s=20
3 November 2020 : FREE IRA. pic.twitter.com/IT08Q2TP64
3 November 2020 : 🛑
3 November 2020 : Wait what if instead of destroying the big pencil like trump war room suggested, we turn it into a giant windmill?!!
2 November 2020 : It didn’t even look like that 48 hours ago!
2 November 2020 : I went to ducks red wings game 7 in Anaheim in 2013, and was cheering for the red wings since the caps were out (and I was with someone from Detroit lol). Literally people were telling us they were happy to see us happy bc having a good time together is what sports is all about
2 November 2020 : I don’t know if I hate hoarse or irregardless more, fuck.
2 November 2020 : malarkey forever, baby
2 November 2020 : REPORTED FOR VOTER FRAUD @realDonaldTrump PLS INVESTIGATE
2 November 2020 : Ok boss thanks I did it pic.twitter.com/vctHuouJ9a
2 November 2020 : To blow away!
2 November 2020 : Perhaps the strongest and most beautiful wall we've ever seen, folks. pic.twitter.com/QaykQ0ikLE
2 November 2020 : pole vaulters get sent to fema camps now, sorry
2 November 2020 : We were warned.
2 November 2020 : Danny, it’s called an UNscalable fence ok please respect this
2 November 2020 : Living behind 24/7 armed security behind a gate behind a wall behind a fence behind a fence.
2 November 2020 : Sean, it’s called an UNscalable fence. Sorry!
2 November 2020 : Why wouldn’t a president do this, very normal stuff, nothing to see here!
2 November 2020 : Happy Election Eve from the nations capital, where things are very normal. pic.twitter.com/r1OAmrvwVL
2 November 2020 : Just to be clear, this is a pro looting and rioting account — no matter who wins. Our government left us to rot during a global pandemic. Burn it all down.
2 November 2020 : Because I paid myself $93.75 a week with my PPP for however many weeks, taking a couple bucks off my UI.
2 November 2020 : I am not sure how to express on bumble I need someone to try to take over my business from me, but im gonna figure it out lmao
2 November 2020 : welp this is the best argument for getting a boyfriend i've ever heard
2 November 2020 : We could also be CHAZ 2.
2 November 2020 : If you’re a Republican and you want to be my friend, let’s start with you sending me cash since it’s your party keeping me and my business from getting aid. Thanks! https://twitter.com/sentientist/status/1322934522896289792
2 November 2020 : what the fuck is the context here??
2 November 2020 : I made it beyond 26 weeks, to like 28, I think, on normal UI because I own a business and got a PPP that totaled 2/3 of one weeks pay for me lmao
2 November 2020 : 9/26 is a partial payment of regular UI (which PEUC never let me do anything to indicate I should get more than $40). I filed probably the Sunday after. pic.twitter.com/Wr8k7Bt7Gh
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0qpHrJvOWV
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/zQbmnULnvD
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fFB2hmROQS
2 November 2020 : Yet my entire life the parallel I’ve drawn is New York for ugly people lol. Tho not much of an LA vibe here more nyc.
2 November 2020 : Because I choose to live in dc bc I love it.
2 November 2020 : I own a business and I would hire someone who did this.
2 November 2020 : But now I’m overthinking about how I hate New York and love LA. Except Hollywood blows.
2 November 2020 : I always say New York for ugly people.
2 November 2020 : No.
2 November 2020 : .....I mean with the keys to the car. I'm still not high.
2 November 2020 : I wasn't high, but I once did this with a rental car at a gas station. I drove off.
2 November 2020 : I thought the meat in a pumpkin thing was just some weird shit the Dallas Aquarium did around halloween for decoration lol.
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/lHuYhucHrR
2 November 2020 : Yeah, I've been binging it the last few weeks lol.
2 November 2020 : Why do you hate Hilary Duff and threesomes? pic.twitter.com/YMXiesEraa
2 November 2020 : i always think dan scavino is also dan bongino. there is only one dan eeno in my world. so it's a 2 for 1.
2 November 2020 : i'm going to post this on every one of his tweets until he blocks me thank you pic.twitter.com/SjAZEdDRmf
2 November 2020 : you got blocked by dan bongino????
2 November 2020 : we are surprisingly common mutations!
2 November 2020 : It's like a parody.
2 November 2020 : So the...whole beltway? Wild. I drove 395 all around today and it was clear, I wonder if that's their next plan.
2 November 2020 : oh wow they trying the most now https://twitter.com/kadiagoba/status/1323122381523660801?s=20
2 November 2020 : Look, the only Spanish I know is "donde esta la cerveza" and "chucha de su madre" and "que sopa"....but I'm pretty sure I say that shit better than this guy is doing here???? https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1323109958276337664
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Y4FRU2kfkG
2 November 2020 : all while believing they have the superior genes.
2 November 2020 : Yeah, losing my apartment has become very expensive in Ubers, rental cars, and transit ($7.60 for the VRE *one way*!). And I can only take a remote job, because my housing is unstable and I can't commit being able to regularly get somewhere.
2 November 2020 : It's so hilarious when they say the leftists are the ugly ones. Like what.
2 November 2020 : Hey can anyone help a comrade out and tell me how I can cast my next 6,999 votes for Bernie Sanders? pic.twitter.com/9niogj9sjm
2 November 2020 : Whoa, I didn't realize this happened here. Where on 495 was this??
2 November 2020 : ya: The grandson of the late President George H.W. Bush will enter an already crowded GOP primary for Texas' 22nd District. https://www.texastribune.org/2019/12/08/pierce-bush-houston-congressional-seat/
2 November 2020 : I’ve been getting trumps tweets delivered to my wrist for 5 years. Nate can’t hurt me anymore. I’m immune. Perhaps 1 in 6 of the people you follow are as broken as I am!
2 November 2020 : And I have friends who have fucked GOP politicians for money. What’s your point?
2 November 2020 : I have found that the ban evictions line is all I have to say to people when canvassing.
2 November 2020 : I took this picture Thursday December 4, 2014 at 9:24 pm, and people literally told me to kill myself for blocking traffic. https://twitter.com/fjnewsreporter/status/1322964022917013504 pic.twitter.com/FbgIYj6A2I
2 November 2020 : I can confidently say that abortion would not be a horrible choice for me to make. It would just be a thing I do, because I don't want kids. Stop making stupid fucking takes like this. Also, what the fuck drugs is she on, and how can I get some? pic.twitter.com/cefohJnmVS
2 November 2020 : Anyway what drugs is she on, and can I get some. pic.twitter.com/9JnlvZgN0a
2 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/kHPtFRiY89
2 November 2020 : I can confidently say that abortion would not be a horrible choice for me to make. It would just be a thing I do, because I don't want kids. Stop making stupid fucking takes like this. https://twitter.com/1capplegate/status/1323082827655602176
2 November 2020 : what the fuck
2 November 2020 : it's official.
2 November 2020 : Alex, that's supposed to be a secret!
2 November 2020 : Omgggh I hope Ariel doesn’t work there anymore 😂😬
2 November 2020 : If it’s not what you believe, super weird you threw in the part about “even someone who wasn’t a good worker.” Certainly came across as you believe only good workers should be listened to. Perhaps reconsider your framing if you feel incorrectly judged for your words.
2 November 2020 : Only good workers deserve to be treated with dignity and respect?
2 November 2020 : Thanks! Sadly I’m an unemployed poor so I have to stick with what’s free, but it’s good to know you’ll be open!
2 November 2020 : That would be horrifying and also fucking rule.
2 November 2020 : Omg I want this
2 November 2020 : These types of guys get so pissed I don’t want kids that it’s hilarious.
2 November 2020 : Does registering do anything? So far only Union pub is taking reservations.
2 November 2020 : *cries in ADD*
2 November 2020 : One billion bad bonings.
2 November 2020 : God bless DST, I guess! https://twitter.com/jdvance1/status/1323057629317550081
1 November 2020 : I was confused when I saw it on you at first. Thought you were just a big fan!
1 November 2020 : Absolutely no line at Nats Park, so it’s a great time to come vote for @edlazere and @ValentineforDC ! And if you already voted it’s a good time to join @mdc_dsa , which you can do from home. pic.twitter.com/PHU5yXjElq
1 November 2020 : lol all I did was like your tweet pic.twitter.com/r5thWouWAh
1 November 2020 : GTOV
1 November 2020 : V-O-A-T
1 November 2020 : maybe alyssa is too and that's why she keeps fucking it up
1 November 2020 : but can you spell her name.
1 November 2020 : rooth bater jinsberg
1 November 2020 : lmao FUCK pic.twitter.com/8y4bSRMmVZ
1 November 2020 : 😩
1 November 2020 : but directly to your point. like. ???? pic.twitter.com/mRxfofdCbe
1 November 2020 : melissa mccarthy was truly incredible as spicer tho
1 November 2020 : kgb forever.
1 November 2020 : Sounds like KGB ☹️
1 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/5XyAbTbk3P
1 November 2020 : so you have left over reeses! win.
1 November 2020 : Feeling very sorry for myself about wearing normal clothes and spending my favorite night of the year binging Gossip Girl. pic.twitter.com/JoJW3qvA7j
1 November 2020 : lolol taking up a collections plate for my uber to the bar to meet him.
1 November 2020 : Like bribe him with cash to go out with me??????
31 October 2020 : His corgi fandom is probably his best quality.
31 October 2020 : You will never be invited to the French cottage in the countryside ☹️
31 October 2020 : Mmmhmmm pic.twitter.com/l7wZtLIaN3
31 October 2020 : I’m optimistic.
31 October 2020 : lmao y’all savage pic.twitter.com/G3HNYb1DG3
31 October 2020 : Excited to announce that as a business owning, full Pell Grant recipient, the government will be providing me with a free attorney for traffic court whenever I receive a parking ticket. ✨ #blessed
31 October 2020 : ok glenn
31 October 2020 : Good morning DC! Still plenty of time to go vote for @edlazere ! pic.twitter.com/Hrdc7ii0P8
31 October 2020 : Stephen Miller's cell phone provider!
31 October 2020 : idk i absolutely loved having back to back zoom dsa meetings the other weekend 🙃
31 October 2020 : it's my favorite holiday and same
31 October 2020 : Thanks! It shows not available for me, but I'm on a bunch of block lists and also Twitter sucks.
31 October 2020 : what did the tweet say?
31 October 2020 : oh my god i love him pic.twitter.com/1hfokoQeTS
31 October 2020 : maybe next time we can vote for aoc.
31 October 2020 : Coulda had Bernie 😭 https://twitter.com/danielalapidous/status/1322359553300848640
31 October 2020 : Omg
31 October 2020 : If @virgiltexas say it, it must be true. This will make our first date way more awkward. pic.twitter.com/3V1kD9xKFY
31 October 2020 : That’s even worse than Pete!
30 October 2020 : AAAAAH 😱
30 October 2020 : ahahahhah beautiful
30 October 2020 : gun pic.twitter.com/Lh8IU2fTR4
30 October 2020 : PRATT DADDY
30 October 2020 : I can out swim Alex. Spencer could probably catch and drown me.
30 October 2020 : UGH i hate spencer!!!! and stephanie!!
30 October 2020 : I took the pro communism stuff out of my profile and called myself a disgruntled business owner so maybe??
30 October 2020 : Ohhh yeeeeeees lex made me do it
30 October 2020 : Can you imagine if we match?!! Aaaaah!!
30 October 2020 : Caitlin made me!!
30 October 2020 : I’ll livestream the date if he matches with me.
30 October 2020 : I swiped right. 🤞🏻 pic.twitter.com/nnuUmiSMoL
30 October 2020 : Small businesses in live events in America haven't seen revenue go up enough to tank.
30 October 2020 : I honestly never listened after pee pee. Did he say that about Kanye?
30 October 2020 : The Wharf never fully un-boarded but it's back completely now. pic.twitter.com/DezjkT9lTa
30 October 2020 : Donald Trump has outsourced the entire trillion dollar live events industry. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1322252815561973760
30 October 2020 : Please stop attacking me and my iCloud like this.
30 October 2020 : Wow I can't believe that taking a test a week in advance isn't helpful! 🤦🏻‍♀️ Absolutely amazing no one at the camp saw the issue with this.
30 October 2020 : It's so weird how the far left wants me to get unemployment and the far right wants me to die in the fucking street, and even weirder how these things are identical. https://twitter.com/philosophybites/status/1321947827266793472
30 October 2020 : I mean, I'm not.
30 October 2020 : Good.
30 October 2020 : pretty much.
30 October 2020 : I’m literally not a Republican. I’m talking about my life being in shambles and clap backs from housing secured liberals being tone deaf.
30 October 2020 : That program wouldn’t help me at all. I’m narrowly interested in EIDL reconsideration.
30 October 2020 : Why do you think im illiterate?
30 October 2020 : Yeah. And I’m homeless. So idk guess when you’re totally fucked, “fine we’ll just take the senate” clap backs hit different.
30 October 2020 : Hey I could really use Schumer’s anti suicide bill right now. pic.twitter.com/n5NGlEByre
30 October 2020 : I mean, sounds like you have a home and food.
30 October 2020 : Imagine thinking we will be alive to wait this long. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1322215277942243328
30 October 2020 : Has anyone seen anything about successful EIDL recons based on projected loss, since we are well beyond 6 months of impact? Outside of a few random websites mentioning it as a vague possibility, I only see a handful of posts on Reddit.
30 October 2020 : aaah i love your hat/vest combo
30 October 2020 : *Hi's https://twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/1321850576880230401
30 October 2020 : Carter 3 dropped on my birthday in 2008, and he came to Baltimore that night. We waited for hours for him to come on stage, and then he was up there for like...30 minutes before they said he had to go. I've been bitter ever since lol.
30 October 2020 : I mean, yeah. They do.
30 October 2020 : Jeff Bezos, for one
30 October 2020 : Please stop insulting my hologram boyfriend.
30 October 2020 : Stop that!
30 October 2020 : I need a whole ass fake profile and fake photos tho. So much work.
30 October 2020 : I just wanna catfish a Republican candidate ☹️
30 October 2020 : Or does that make them so scummy I can catfish prominent Republicans!
30 October 2020 : Does that make the men less scummy? Because that’s the problem lol
30 October 2020 : Also men that campaigned for Bernie have been as horrible to me as men who did not, so idk how helpful that is lol
30 October 2020 : Really! Not for me. They bring it up immediately. I....literally don't even know what else people talk about. No one cares about my job or SoulCycle classes lmao
30 October 2020 : I just found out there is a movie called Songbird, where the world is in COVID-2024 lockdown. Uh. Today, you can literally go to Arlington, VA, take off your mask and throw it away, do shots at the indoor bar, dance and make out with strangers, and then go home with them at 2 am.
30 October 2020 : the men must be smarter bc they don't put shit. not being able to filter by political affiliation is brutal tho. tho i was on okcupid when the married Duggar guy was on it, and the political algorithm kept us from seeing each other. incredibly sad. i wouldve recognized him asap!
30 October 2020 : On Hinge you don't have to match first, and conservatives love to message me. Or hidden republicans on bumble. Or in real life. They love me. Very few lefties overall.
30 October 2020 : Now it's just regular conservatives that bother me.
30 October 2020 : I put a hammer and sickle in my profile and now this doesn't happen to me.
30 October 2020 : good luck!
30 October 2020 : Why are men on dating apps so obsessed with saying "you should be as comfortable sitting around in sweatpants as you are dolled up to go out" DURING A FUCKING PANDEMIC. Also kiss my ass, I will contour my face every single day of my life, even if I'm stuck in bed w a broken leg.
30 October 2020 : I only get $105 a week, and though I filed for PEUC correctly and on time, I haven't even gotten that in over a month lol
30 October 2020 : 10 weeks lmao thats a little dated now
30 October 2020 : pre-warrior cop.
30 October 2020 : youve been missing out!!
30 October 2020 : as solid as a hologram
30 October 2020 : wait you really havent seen it??
30 October 2020 : For my birthday, my boyfriend got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of a guillotine beheading billionaires in Lafayette Square. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.
30 October 2020 : For my birthday, my boyfriend got me the most thoughtful gift of a lifetime. A special surprise from heaven. A hologram of my a guillotine beheading billionaires in Lafayette Square. ✨🤍 It is so lifelike! We watched it over and over, filled with emotion.
30 October 2020 : Cloning a dog, to me, is nothing like your husband crafting a fake script about how much your daddy loves you from heaven and then delivering it via daddygram!
30 October 2020 : Also it's NOT REAL why would she even want this???? Like where did the words come from???
30 October 2020 : I turned the sound on for a second and heard something about making a big pee pee (?????) and put it back on mute, I fucking can't.
30 October 2020 : Look, I've dated a lot of really rich guys, and mostly I just want them to take me on a vacation or give me a pair of Louboutins for my birthday. I would break up with someone over forcing me to pretend to enjoy this fucking creepy, awful, manufactured experience. https://twitter.com/KimKardashian/status/1321955644736303104
29 October 2020 : Goddammit does this mean for the next 5 days it’s a political statement to play No Hands and Don’t Trip in the car with the windows down?
29 October 2020 : lol they still had some of the boards up from June, but guess it’s time to get ready for Election Day! pic.twitter.com/bQXUt0rWxb
29 October 2020 : HOGUS.
29 October 2020 : But seriously between my broken leg and covid it's been two years. pic.twitter.com/qxqxcgY63L
29 October 2020 : @IwriteOK has been telling us.
29 October 2020 : Lol Chicago stacks their chain of@command in oversight: ex leo, civilian, ex leo, etc. it’s v stupid.
29 October 2020 : i mean better than asking me how i'm doing https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1290849691278729217?s=20
29 October 2020 : NO ONE LIKES YOU, LARRY. pic.twitter.com/QyQg0Lu3Is
29 October 2020 : Right??? Maybe he meant county? pic.twitter.com/ORdHYWeZlJ
29 October 2020 : Dave please take your bad energy somewhere else! This is a Hogan as POTUS (HOGUS?) free zone!!!!
29 October 2020 : Oh my god I googled it and this is real???
29 October 2020 : What.
29 October 2020 : It’s been days and I am still thinking about Larry Hogan saying he’ll run for mayor of Baltimore in 2022. He doesn’t even know that 2020 is a Baltimore mayoral election year.
29 October 2020 : I spent literally days figuring out how to correspond with my clients in Wuhan back in January, because a n x i e t y.
29 October 2020 : Aaaaah!!!!!!!
29 October 2020 : lololol I did wonder how candidates would handle my controversial take. pic.twitter.com/XcTDzQKc2Q
29 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1321869227226222593 pic.twitter.com/XiYeRO7MXt
29 October 2020 : i start mine with i hope you're doing as well as you can given, you know, the world.
29 October 2020 : Is this rhetorical or am I allowed to pic.twitter.com/W88342U1EM
29 October 2020 : Half these pictures aren't even at opacy.
29 October 2020 : James Hodgkinson was a hero, and his only mistake was not being faster. https://twitter.com/tanyamendis/status/1321891054438830080
29 October 2020 : And I don't know of a place that isn't almost identical. This was a huge issue in Dallas, too.
29 October 2020 : https://www.bicycling.com/culture/a33383540/cycling-while-black-police/ pic.twitter.com/C8PqdeP3lA
29 October 2020 : In the meantime, I've got places that closed because of COVID only (I...don't this one counts?). https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
29 October 2020 : They're boarding us back up again already lol
29 October 2020 : Bipartisan liability shield. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1321883986545823745?s=20
29 October 2020 : Nothing beats the MPD trying to arrest people in line to vote for @Janeese4DC , who ran on a platform calling to....defund MPD lmao.
29 October 2020 : "going to wear off" ????? You mean like....months ago? Was my EIDL supposed to last me for more than 60 days? If so, I didn't get that memo lmao.
29 October 2020 : lmao shots fucking fired
29 October 2020 : ok but pic.twitter.com/puaTNQZwK3
29 October 2020 : Me every time I see a Nats fan who is my age. also why isnt there a gif of this with words. pic.twitter.com/L2ttadiqkP
29 October 2020 : She redeemed herself with her bathroom bill honestly. Genius.
29 October 2020 : HOW??
29 October 2020 : No line to vote at Nationals Park! ✅ @edlazere and @MarkusforDC for at large ✅ @ValentineforDC for state board of education ✅ @Orioles as the superior dc baseball team pic.twitter.com/Okw24lDV1Q
29 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yT4SwDfMH6
29 October 2020 : d r o p 💀 pic.twitter.com/bAsjCQ4ANs
29 October 2020 : Thank god I, a childless unemployed, might one day in the future have a job again where I can claim a tax credit.
29 October 2020 : And just because a grocery store added a bunch of minimum wage jobs in another state doesn’t mean I can pay my rent today.
29 October 2020 : I really miss going to baseball games in person. pic.twitter.com/MnzakjMyj6
29 October 2020 : I never even got my ballot DC said they sent out 9/25. No way I would believe I was getting to vote if I requested a ballot today!
29 October 2020 : I am here to uncancel you bc you’re not wrong and bc your display name.
29 October 2020 : is this a three beer thought
29 October 2020 : Holy shit. pic.twitter.com/qkQuNyHz9c
29 October 2020 : These are the shoes of women who have never stood in line in PG County for 4+ hours to cast a vote. https://twitter.com/AdamJSmithGA/status/1321506184520781824
29 October 2020 : His opinions on this are those of a man whose wife/girlfriend has to do the bulk of the child rearing, cleaning, and managerial tasks around the house, while he swears they're equals.
29 October 2020 : needs more
28 October 2020 : Almost misvoted because I thought it said "turning up completely" which, yes.
28 October 2020 : lmao what?????? PARENTS?
28 October 2020 : Tragically, I have no interest in pets and actually want a person, for whatever reason. If I ever get a home again I'm buying an indoor/outdoor lemon tree.
28 October 2020 : An exploration of why I'm going to die alone.
28 October 2020 : ugh can someone just give me a job or give my business a client? thanks.
28 October 2020 : Wait, some of y'all's CVS's ever un-boarded???
28 October 2020 : Is this how we finally get One Billion Bolivians?
28 October 2020 : Shit I should move Florida, I only get $105
28 October 2020 : "Gov. Ron DeSantis said during an appearance in central Florida that he has lobbied President Donald Trump to loosen travel restrictions from critical travel markets like Brazil and Europe, in hopes of jump-starting tourism into the state’s tourist attractions and beaches." lol pic.twitter.com/G4kXIdVty9
28 October 2020 : I mean, he doesn’t not say it.
28 October 2020 : When you do this, please think of how tens of millions of us don't have jobs and can't afford homes or food. How will we be able to claw our way out of poverty and homelessness? We will vote. https://twitter.com/profgalloway/status/1321433036093870080
28 October 2020 : lololol
28 October 2020 : I've been trying to think of a good parody of it for a solid hour, it might be beyond.
28 October 2020 : Im boycotting all my bills for months now!
28 October 2020 : Ugh I went to Texas jacks in Arlington bc my friend worked nearby. She wanted to leave after a while. This year I will go to another bar and drink, but not that one. They had a ton of Trump supporters. pic.twitter.com/BH9ZIWGj1R
28 October 2020 : Somehow this makes me more suicidal, not less. pic.twitter.com/f1Bjr2hdEK
28 October 2020 : See: https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1314741372465934336?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1314741372465934336
28 October 2020 : Well, the White House is full of liars and idiots.
28 October 2020 : I mean, I'm about to start banging on these people's personal home doors, begging them for money. I already lost my home, fuck it. So you can both feel free to join me!
28 October 2020 : 😬 https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/mask-wearing-coronavirus-hot-spots/2020/10/27/71001546-1883-11eb-82db-60b15c874105_story.html?utm_source=reddit.com
28 October 2020 : well fuck, i worked in like 6 states last year and i guess i'd rather just forfeit the extra income than never get money again
28 October 2020 : Loot the Walmarts, crash the Dow. Good. Fuck them all. pic.twitter.com/ZcbvFpOmsg
28 October 2020 : was the bulk of your money made in dc? i also have mixed state income, but it wasn't counted. i was planning to email today to ask about it.
28 October 2020 : People can't buy food because we are getting inadequate unemployment. Food banks have long lines and are running out of groceries. I don't give a fuck whose fan base buys what yogurt. How about nonstop, ACB style coverage of the tens of millions of desperate, unemployed people? pic.twitter.com/HKdbYht6XI
28 October 2020 : yeah, dc is one of those states. they haven't paid us after week 26.
28 October 2020 : Everything is fine.
28 October 2020 : Guess you should have invited Dan Bongino to the party ☹️
28 October 2020 : This is for peuc so after you run out. I’m on week 33.
28 October 2020 : Everybody in this bitch gettin frostbite.
28 October 2020 : “My name is Amy McGrath, and I’m a typical shitty white woman who is ok with the evil systemic problems with America, as long as I benefit from them.”
28 October 2020 : Just a regular, run of the mill, Donald trump Democrat! Very normal, very common!!
28 October 2020 : Lol surreal
28 October 2020 : Why doesn’t trump ever do this?
28 October 2020 : Is this about an erection??? https://twitter.com/omaha_scanner/status/1321268832384749568
28 October 2020 : Classism rules, Biden2020!
28 October 2020 : @kimlehmkuhl lol i just started caring about five below, more of this pls.
28 October 2020 : yes, i am really laughing at their dumbasses.
28 October 2020 : no thanks, i have a life.
28 October 2020 : Suggestion. https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/1321299536514600964 pic.twitter.com/7Vg4QUKApH
28 October 2020 : Honestly, I will donate money to Larry Hogan's 2022 run for Mayor. But only if he uses it to publicly campaign for the 2022 election year. https://twitter.com/WBALPhil/status/1321081163696480257
28 October 2020 : three offices in nova, not 3 dozen, to be clear. i hear it's a lot easier in nova than dc, but i knew i'd never make the commute twice a week or whatever so didnt put much effort in.
28 October 2020 : no, sorry! i contacted maybe two dozen offices in dc last year, and like 3 in nova and never heard back from anyone.
28 October 2020 : if you have exhausted your ui benefits, fill out this peuc form and NEVER RECEIVE ANY MONEY!
28 October 2020 : casually researching people online is my favorite activity, no joke. any time!
28 October 2020 : lmao at all the fucking white boys finally realizing joe rogan is a piece of shit
28 October 2020 : i didn't search keywords in your profile that sometimes correlate with someone else mentioning your first name or the name of a partner/child, but that's a level of dedication employers rarely use. sorry i'm a creep!
28 October 2020 : in the 7 minutes i spent looking at it, sundry honky tonk and pro traffic activist are what come up as past names and that's it. it was just 7 minutes but usually i can find people pretty fast.
28 October 2020 : Maybe! Maybe not!
28 October 2020 : I'm at week 33 of UI and over a month of nonpayment, also not hospitality. Fuck DOES.
28 October 2020 : WHAT?
28 October 2020 : Yes.
28 October 2020 : Taking my closest inner circle to Mangialardo's after hours for private dining.
27 October 2020 : The closest I’ve ever gotten to this was a guy outside of the Armory handing me a free nitrous balloon when I left Bassnectar over a decade ago. Incredibly unfair. https://twitter.com/fox35orlando/status/1321089504443273217
27 October 2020 : Hello I’m a child please give me your best bars, adults.
27 October 2020 : How could I choose between nyc and Vegas.
27 October 2020 : Ken Klippenbone.
27 October 2020 : Yup. If I had a storefront, I would be praying for a fire in it. Absolute horse shit to have the same politicians cry about small businesses and totally fuck us actual small businesses over.
27 October 2020 : Wow this is up there for my most hated headline of all time.
27 October 2020 : Also it would fucking rule if someone blew up my small business. Insurance pays. The SBA doesn’t. Really tired of this stupid argument.
27 October 2020 : No one makes you follow me.
27 October 2020 : Coulda had Bernie. https://twitter.com/alexsjacquez/status/1321192222008725506
27 October 2020 : pls stop
27 October 2020 : Ok seriously I don’t know who this guy is but is he related to the edge? Like holy shit.
27 October 2020 : Kennedy Rec Center didn’t really have a line the whole time I was there (11-2). I know it was busier in the early morning.
27 October 2020 : Early voting started today, so go vote for @edlazere ! pic.twitter.com/cy9vfU3LkR
27 October 2020 : False!!!!
27 October 2020 : Writing in Scalia for president.
27 October 2020 : Sleep is for 4-7
27 October 2020 : He's missing and no one can find him. God, guys. https://youtu.be/QzB5kaYU-Pw
27 October 2020 : its only 1.
27 October 2020 : Apparently it's way worse now, though. Last time I did OR I sprayed water into a strangers mouth bc they were unprepared. I won't lie, I did Sugarloaf in Maryland in flip flops, but that's a little bitch hike. I assume American Airlines saves you if you get stuck there, though??
27 October 2020 : I'm expecting this from the next "Hi I'm XX with the democrats" text I get, tbh
27 October 2020 : Can't believe you'd suggest this and not tag @conner_omalley ???
27 October 2020 : Anyway, Old Rag rules, but you should definitely wear real shoes and take a camelbak or something. Who the fuck wears FLIP FLOPS to a rock scramble???? pic.twitter.com/Spv7Y2xhNU
27 October 2020 : what the fuck https://www.insidenova.com/headlines/a-cautionary-tale-for-those-considering-a-hike-at-old-rag-mountain/article_d86f7b5c-17bd-11eb-8edd-d7f4374b32ab.html pic.twitter.com/mOlQyQEp2F
27 October 2020 : And I’m in Lorton right this moment!!
27 October 2020 : I’m 214
27 October 2020 : So did you not just get this message??
27 October 2020 : 🤦🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/qcVKfBmmwQ
27 October 2020 : ooh that's a good idea
27 October 2020 : By bottle I meant can.
27 October 2020 : Protein!
27 October 2020 : Am I though?????
27 October 2020 : Drinking a bottle of champagne for dinner!
27 October 2020 : You and everyone else. https://www.flavorwire.com/49078/gossip-girl-threesome-hot-or-not
27 October 2020 : it's right there in the photo lol pic.twitter.com/rdpqD6wnpm
27 October 2020 : Does anyone remember when Hilary Duff/Lizzie McGuire had a threesome on Gossip Girl? Because I forgot until just now. pic.twitter.com/LEbR0aOOxv
27 October 2020 : "Working my heart out" is what I call it when I use a triple shot of espresso to swallow an Adderall.
27 October 2020 : "bad"
27 October 2020 : Who's down? https://twitter.com/CrustyCrackpot/status/1320047765506981888 pic.twitter.com/lEd5SRBeuO
27 October 2020 : congratulate her, i'd guess
27 October 2020 : every time you tweet something like this, trump gets 37 votes.
27 October 2020 : ok
27 October 2020 : Mark, I couldn’t even get them to help me not lose my home. I don’t have time for that.
26 October 2020 : I think she’s a moron, so fair is fair I guess.
26 October 2020 : Hi Stu from mdc dsa.
26 October 2020 : which says a ton about them. guess they hate small businesses since we're impacted by things other than shutdowns -- if disney laid people off, you know we also did.
26 October 2020 : so this person, who i have already muted, doesn't care that people in red states are facing 4x unemployment numbers from this time last year, despite a lack of shutdowns.
26 October 2020 : the venn diagram of shutdowns and layoffs are not a circle. disney was allowed to be open.
26 October 2020 : a day off from...learning to set up emails? what in the fuck is this.
26 October 2020 : HAVING A BLAST, GETTING A DAY OFF WHEN MY FRIEND DIED IN A CAR WRECK!!! Fuck yeah.
26 October 2020 : Not enough.
26 October 2020 : Seems more low risk.
26 October 2020 : I would fucking murder another human to get a stimulus bill passed, so I mean, I get voting for someone.
26 October 2020 : i'm sorry about your friend
26 October 2020 : I mean, I was going to lose my place either way, at least I'm not physically exhausted from working a shit job.
26 October 2020 : I mean, I'll be long gone lol but sure y'all do y'all
26 October 2020 : Which still wouldn't have covered my rent and bills lol, so same boat
26 October 2020 : i've changed the height maximum to under 7 feet.
26 October 2020 : Republicans: The lockdowns are going to cause the people to commit suicide! We must open back up! The People: We have been living without paychecks for months. We are desperate. We are suicidal. We are months in the hole. Can we please have some money? Republicans: lmao no
26 October 2020 : Lmao wait 100k is total membership? I thought it was the goal to gain looooool clearly I never read the fine print
26 October 2020 : Im volunteering for Ed this week so guess I’ll just be early voting. At least it works out
26 October 2020 : Hi I have some ideas on how to fix this. pic.twitter.com/S5kG6QQrMq
26 October 2020 : You are here in real life!?
26 October 2020 : Right?! Like 90% of the dating population has been written off before I even meet them. Where are the twitter people irl?!
26 October 2020 : Motherfuckers be telling us to make a plan to vote November 3 when we don’t even have a plan to pay rent November 1.
26 October 2020 : Anyway @SenSchumer I was going to jump off a bridge this morning because I can't afford a home or even basic bills. Thankfully I printed out this tweet and carry it around with me, so now I feel safe and secure. Printing out extra copies for all my creditors! pic.twitter.com/uqR1dJv82Q
26 October 2020 : Well, he's an idiot.
26 October 2020 : thank you!
26 October 2020 : but yeah i couldn't give less of a shit about this election right now, because i dont see it going well for me either way and i dont see january in the future
26 October 2020 : i blame everyone, because i am dying and no longer care.
26 October 2020 : lol remember when chuck schumer was like "let's make a bill banning financially desperate people from killing themselves" or whatever? god bless our fearless leaders. anyway, things are not looking good for extended unemployment benefits anytime soon!
26 October 2020 : I haven't gotten an unemployment check in a month, but I would like to at least file my claim and pretend @DOES_DC will one day send me money. Oh well! pic.twitter.com/a7ZFKWX2T6
26 October 2020 : It is October and I still believe it is deeply stupid to tell people they must wear masks as they walk around uncrowded sidewalks outside, while assuring them it's okay to take them off so they can eat indoors (as long as they put them back on when they go pee!).
26 October 2020 : But you presumably aren't having someone fondle your vulva with hot wax while also saying you're afraid to go to a park and see your friends outside!
26 October 2020 : Just go meet up with your friends, crazy ladies!!!
26 October 2020 : My friend does Brazilians for a living, and she told me she has multiple clients who tell her they won’t get their nails done or even meet up with friends in the park — yet they come get waxed. I just ??
26 October 2020 : The easiest fix is minding your own business, but that’s obviously too hard foe the guy you’re talking to here 😂
26 October 2020 : I’m an American and I’ve never seen urinals wo a stall in a unisex bathroom. I don’t hold my eye to gaps in stalls in general, but generally find the unisex bathrooms to be nicer and newer and gap free.
26 October 2020 : It reminds me of one of my favorite sushi places in DC, Momiji. pic.twitter.com/w1UYlgx41Z
26 October 2020 : Be less snotty than I am.
26 October 2020 : Yes that’s the issue ish. And by spit I mean snot. It’s pretty much exactly like my running gear that goes over my mouth except thicker and hotter.
26 October 2020 : Though I guess you live in a much colder place than I do.
26 October 2020 : I wore a scarf as a mask in late February and early March and it was gross and awful!
26 October 2020 : I guess if other people sit down to pee it makes puking more pleasant? https://twitter.com/realcandaceo/status/1320360183630094337
26 October 2020 : I'm 32, after all, so sounds like I'm on track for death in your world anyway lmao
26 October 2020 : Not sure what's supposed to be funny, honestly. You sound like a giant fucking asshole and I highly doubt anyone who bothers to follow you would have any interest in helping an old bitch like me! No need to fake sympathy or desire to help.
26 October 2020 : Anyway, I'm not surprised you have inconsistent beliefs that don't actually make sense from tweet to tweet. Good luck in life.
26 October 2020 : I'm homeless, sweetheart.
26 October 2020 : It's part of the blood ritual they make us do when we join.
26 October 2020 : Hey I'm a woman in DSA and I pretty much only date rich boring guys. Sounds like you know a bunch, please hit me up. Thanks!
26 October 2020 : What in the fuck lmao
26 October 2020 : Most of my serious boyfriends as an adult have been the children of decamillionares or worth six digits on their own merit. Also I went to public school in Fairfax County. Sorry to let down everyone in DSA. pic.twitter.com/n0lwiVqwBy
26 October 2020 : Being tired right now and trying to make out with strangers while on drugs are the most relatable things he's ever done.
26 October 2020 : Proof sexuality isn't a choice: despite reading this tweet, I will one day fuck a man again.
26 October 2020 : You know, I'm not sure that "best wishes doing the bulk of the child rearing and household chores and congratulations on a new mom" is really antiquated based on, like, almost every relationship I see lol.
26 October 2020 : Wow, this is NOT how dating skews. pic.twitter.com/RK0OnvtojY
26 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/K9uO0eFMWS
26 October 2020 : ✈️🚗🚄
26 October 2020 : They could all go inside and not wear masks and stand in each other's faces, but that would be crazy and unrealistic and implausible!
26 October 2020 : I would simply block any man that sent me nudes or ballots.
26 October 2020 : So it’s not just me with a missing 9/25 ballot!
26 October 2020 : Got some bad news for this guy about climate change!!
25 October 2020 : Got bad news for you about what happened Houston
25 October 2020 : I’m racist and sexist and my views create real danger for other humans but you still need to like meeeeeeee
25 October 2020 : What a backtrack lol pic.twitter.com/UJ8CSyDSJh
25 October 2020 : So many people offering bad advice all around, still clueless to how the world works and how things aren’t set up to help! When I broke my leg last year and wasn’t eligible for UI, people kept insisting I could collect disability. ??? Welcome to the real world guys lol
25 October 2020 : Trump billboard in Bladensburg, MD. I'm sure it's there for good reasons and not to antagonize people! pic.twitter.com/XUEblT78HC
25 October 2020 : There's an unemployed action group on facebook that's full of unemployed people telling each other to call hotlines whenever someone expresses being over it. It's WILD!
25 October 2020 : Ah, yes. You never know! Lots of people really truly have that opinion!
25 October 2020 : And by "wait until February" I mean "wait until February to hope we get some scraps." My god the amount of debt and how far back in life I would be if I waited and just accepted that. No thank you!
25 October 2020 : Absolutely not! I don't want a number, I want money! This is a direct correlation! I'm not sleeping on my mom's couch at 40! I'm not doing this! So many of us aren't! Fuck this! If we have to wait until February, I'm out!
25 October 2020 : Hey @SenSchumer I have thought about killing myself every single day since March — and it’s 99.9999999% financial! Fuck you! Give me money! https://twitter.com/senschumer/status/1320119612357435398
25 October 2020 : Due to the continued cancelation of men, I am seeking a boyfriend I never have to see and who only communicates with me via the memo line on checks.
25 October 2020 : Let 2021 be the first year of the all politicians draw a clock challenge.
25 October 2020 : She's 80 years old, jesus christ.
25 October 2020 : Ugh children. I’d be as good of a Santa as I was a waitress.
25 October 2020 : I have previously said I would fist fight someone for a vaccine so I can have a job again, but dressing up as Santa and playing with children is a step too far for me.
25 October 2020 : I hate when people bring the nicer, higher retail value, tastier versions of food to my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25 October 2020 : I do own a company that provides models and actresses to exhibitors at trade shows, and to be clear I’ve also never encouraged that behavior myself.
25 October 2020 : Never had anything like that happen, only the opposite. I only worked there for 4 months though.
25 October 2020 : Oh wow that’s fucked! I’ve been 1099 my entire adult life minus a stint at Hooters, so at least I haven’t had weirdly vindictive employers lol
25 October 2020 : Yeah nothing passed about raising unemployment so I selfishly haven’t really cared much about things that don’t impact my life lol anymore. I’ve never had PTO before!
25 October 2020 : Damn that's right I guess July 1 has come and gone.
25 October 2020 : what the fuck.
25 October 2020 : We are still constantly learning things we were told at the beginning of the year.
25 October 2020 : What does this even mean. I’m a confused, childless civilian.
25 October 2020 : 😡
25 October 2020 : Why did you two put this on my feed.
25 October 2020 : Well, mostly endangered.
25 October 2020 : Oh I guess I just highlighted as far as I read. 😂
25 October 2020 : We pray he dies before thanksgiving.
25 October 2020 : I went to her profile bc of this tweet, and now I'm very unhappy. https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/1320108872976224262?s=20
25 October 2020 : Screaming random facts at the top of my lungs until all potential dates run away.
25 October 2020 : Always thieving.
25 October 2020 : Sorry, I'm busy beating you at facts.
25 October 2020 : I have questions for this guy. One of them is "how do you like living in DC?" pic.twitter.com/eFT3aZe2DC
25 October 2020 : is this a movie pitch
25 October 2020 : Look he just brought them coffee once ok. Barely on the task force. Don’t even know him.
25 October 2020 : Oh, figured it out. pic.twitter.com/HKsTRKy5Nd
25 October 2020 : 🐦
25 October 2020 : is this what you wore when you were bonding with jt?
25 October 2020 : He thinks landlords build houses. Just ignore him. He's very stupid and won't understand anything.
25 October 2020 : You can tell this Declan man is a landlord, because he is stupid and also because he has no idea what a landlord is supposed to do. pic.twitter.com/KohYO3DGue
25 October 2020 : I've been told some variation of "oh you're from DC? That's cool, my mom is from Seattle" enough times to know that Washingtons are interchangeable, at least.
25 October 2020 : Stealing valor from AIPAC's contributions, I see.
25 October 2020 : Borat 2 is amazing, and I would like to visit the PMS Center one day. Also I loved that Pence was speaking "nearby" Georgia...in Maryland. pic.twitter.com/SarHjc0F0A
25 October 2020 : Is this a sexual mutual aid thing again god help me
25 October 2020 : What.
25 October 2020 : The billboards begging people to not do meth are, traditionally, on the sides of highways in red districts. Idiots. https://twitter.com/ryanforrecovery/status/1320037179138011136
24 October 2020 : Does this poll well with all the republicans whose kids have died of overdoses?
24 October 2020 : Like I’ve lived in 3 time zones. People suck everywhere. But I don’t get why people stay somewhere they despise, especially an expensive somewhere
24 October 2020 : Are you here for work?
24 October 2020 : I didn’t do this.
24 October 2020 : Absolutely will never understand the people who hate it here. pic.twitter.com/wCmNForXEK
24 October 2020 : ALAB.
24 October 2020 : When Pete Buttigieg was writing a book, my business was bleeding money and I was getting approved for a whopping $105 a week in unemployment — an amount that ultimately led to me losing my housing. https://twitter.com/nytimesbooks/status/1319990801217343488
24 October 2020 : That’s my Twitter feed. 😂
24 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/CrustyCrackpot/status/1320047765506981888?s=20
24 October 2020 : I hope Chasten pops up to cancel you like he did to Ken Klippenstein.
24 October 2020 : Only my friends can call me that, not the Democrats 😕
24 October 2020 : I have questions. pic.twitter.com/zgoykE1ZCw
24 October 2020 : Absolutely.
24 October 2020 : Hi I can vouch for this. It is true. pic.twitter.com/iVjXWxyzvR
24 October 2020 : But would you swim through a sea of covid?
24 October 2020 : Just kidding. Unless....? pic.twitter.com/rppQ3nJTqo
24 October 2020 : MAGGIE WHERE YOU AT?!
24 October 2020 : Solidcore is $10 and physical therapy is $30 (plus $350 a month for insurance). My PT literally told me to go to solidcore instead of physical therapy, especially if I switch to Medicaid since they don’t take it. America is very good and cool. pic.twitter.com/zOowBPhbHQ
24 October 2020 : Hahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahah lmao yeah that’s what would be stupid to do. Good luck in life.
24 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/hg7PO2CEKb
24 October 2020 : She’s 23 and they aren’t married. She should leave him.
24 October 2020 : Boyfriend needs to move the fuck out.
24 October 2020 : It’s so good. She’s so good!!!
24 October 2020 : Correct.
24 October 2020 : Ah. Was more thinking it’s pretty limited to find P.O. Boxes in 20003 — I had wanted to keep my zip code.
24 October 2020 : I assume it’s just a P.O. Box. I almost got one there yesterday but went with the ups at the wharf lol
24 October 2020 : Are you talking about pence.
23 October 2020 : I hope he gets intubated. Why am I your target for this ad.
23 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1319711968719216642?s=21
23 October 2020 : I suppose. Rooting for a single serve envelope bursting full of benzos, personally.
23 October 2020 : Can the speaker at least send me an envelope of pills so I can off myself? Christ. Give us fucking money. https://twitter.com/drew_hammill/status/1319764278052855810
23 October 2020 : I guess this is fitting since Mars is going to be the only country Americans will be allowed to go to, indefinitely. https://twitter.com/gop/status/1319715289328766980
23 October 2020 : I get $105 a week in unemployment, my business for $10k in federal loans, and the GOP won’t give us stimulus money. But it’s Mars Infrastructure Week, I guess. https://twitter.com/gop/status/1319715289328766980
23 October 2020 : I get $105 a week in unemployment and the GOP won’t give us stimulus money. https://twitter.com/gop/status/1319715289328766980
23 October 2020 : He had to. Not only is this sign printed, it’s double sided!!
23 October 2020 : I tried blasting YG’s Fuck Donald Trump in solidarity but he had his own jams going.
23 October 2020 : @bsienk9 He got a bigger budget!!!
23 October 2020 : Enthusiastic sign spinner by Springfield Mall. 🍆 pic.twitter.com/MRLwurCUxJ
23 October 2020 : Enthusiastic sign spinner bu Springfield Mall. pic.twitter.com/nG9xI1lKbO
23 October 2020 : Damn really missed sitting in park on 495, it’s just like the good old days again.
23 October 2020 : I stay trying to do this on dating apps
23 October 2020 : Can the entire house go on Chapo.
23 October 2020 : Where do I subscribe.
23 October 2020 : I would watch an entire sitcom based on the “are we undercover or not”premise.
23 October 2020 : They should be afraid to go to sleep or go outside.
23 October 2020 : Oh my god, someone give us stimulus money. pic.twitter.com/WzHY9RVOvf
23 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/w05F3789cu
23 October 2020 : So she did what he said to do, and then his dog destroyed her stuff?
23 October 2020 : “The Holocaust is good because now there is Israel” had me rewind like 4 times to make sure I heard him correctly.
23 October 2020 : Interesting, though. I really can't imagine separating it so it's not referring to an individual, but now I'll sit here and waste an hour thinking about it, I'm sure. 😂
23 October 2020 : To you, perhaps. I read and would have written this to mean Neal, just as I read and would have written the "Republican-led" to mean Grassley. Yeah, parties are relevant, but reading "Democratic-led" would seem incredibly off after reading "Republican-led" as Chuck.
23 October 2020 : Ready months ago.
23 October 2020 : But the leader of the committee isn't the party, it's a singular individual who is a Democrat. "Democrat-led" is referring to one person: Richard Neal, a democrat.
23 October 2020 : They should all be afraid to leave their houses.
23 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/TAvMBUmDRD
23 October 2020 : Holy shit, were they not even considering trade shows and conferences???
23 October 2020 : oh my fucking god. pic.twitter.com/MKB9l1oDpE
23 October 2020 : Jovita, I'm down half a million in revenue and you guys gave me less than $10,000 to last me 18 months. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you all?
23 October 2020 : It was in 2000! There were Black kids! How did he think no one would say anything
23 October 2020 : Charles "Bubba" Beckhman III wore a KKK costume on October 31, 𝟮𝟬𝟬𝟬! He's only 5 years older than I am!!! "Testimony shows that some students were so upset it resulted in students crying, shaking and even fearing for their safety." https://wehco.media.clients.ellingtoncms.com/news/documents/2020/10/22/Mississippi_Board_of_Education_order.pdf pic.twitter.com/Mj399WwwN0
23 October 2020 : May the Instagram Gods never throttle you.
23 October 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/G15yLquZr4
23 October 2020 : I don't even know where to begin with this KKK guy. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/10/23/arkansas-senate-kkk-gop-beckham/ pic.twitter.com/WfoWH5Kji8
23 October 2020 : An about face of controlling community spread.
23 October 2020 : Good morning, here is Don Jr liking his own tweets for some reason lol pic.twitter.com/5Jnb834V11
23 October 2020 : lol look what you’ve done pic.twitter.com/gkAZ3dVrwS
23 October 2020 : He was saying it at the same time the Czech government literally made a video begging Americans to wear fabric masks.
23 October 2020 : my teacher sister was gifted a hazmat suit.
23 October 2020 : Oh, how things change! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1288613053559431168?s=20
23 October 2020 : You're wild, the only thing I'm wearing to the inauguration is a gas mask and athleisure.
23 October 2020 : November. https://wjla.com/news/local/fcps-releases-more-details-about-return-to-school-plan
23 October 2020 : all i want in the world is a reason to wear an actual gown. which like i didnt often have pre-pandemic, but now i need it.
23 October 2020 : And that's why tonight is the night he finally became presidential.
23 October 2020 : One time they told us to walk to school in a zig zag pattern down the street when there was a fucking serial sniper team offing people in parking lots, so upon reflection maybe I'm not surprised.
23 October 2020 : Hahaha no! No, I did not. My insomnia is not that bad, I wake up at 7!
23 October 2020 : I assume she means drugs are excellent and good? https://twitter.com/jessicahuseman/status/1319462298621267970
23 October 2020 : Do you mean drugs are good?
23 October 2020 : I will never stop confusing Dan Bongino and Dan Scavino. They’re both angry socialist lemonade guy to me.
23 October 2020 : @SunriseMvmtDC -- care to comment????????? 🤨
23 October 2020 : Tonight is the night Trump finally became President. 🙌🏻 https://twitter.com/gregolear/status/1319460777741504515
23 October 2020 : Fracking rules and private healthcare is great.
23 October 2020 : thought of you immediately
23 October 2020 : So China is paying for it.
23 October 2020 : Debate has left me too brain dead to be clever.
23 October 2020 : If they think it's all, they won't be on good behavior :(
23 October 2020 : I said shitty men, so you're telling on yourself! Trying to think of a fun acronym with misogyny in the title.
23 October 2020 : So part of my platform is random domestic drone strikes on shitty men every third Friday of the month. It's only Thursday but....
23 October 2020 : I LOVE FRACKING MORE THAN YOU DO 𝗔𝗡𝗗 I KNOW MORE ABOUT WIND THAN YOU DO. Am I president now?
23 October 2020 : lol same looks pic.twitter.com/KZqsgNjxfL
23 October 2020 : Joe Biden wants to legalize cocaine. Fellow antifas, rise up 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙀𝙓𝙏𝙍𝘼 𝙑𝙊𝙏𝙀.
23 October 2020 : "Why did Joe Biden sarcastically call me Abraham Lincoln?!" asks the man who can't stop comparing himself to Lincoln while staring Black journalists in the eyes.
23 October 2020 : Biden calling the Proud Boys the Poor Boys kind of rules.
23 October 2020 : 🄿🄸🄶🅂 🄸🄽 🄰 🄱🄻🄰🄽🄺🄴🅃 🄵🅁🅈 🄴🄼 🄻🄸🄺🄴 🄱🄰🄲🄾🄽 ☺️☺️☺️
23 October 2020 : Trump is committing Corn Pop erasure.
23 October 2020 : Obama did not "only build cages" for 8 years. He also bombed brown children!
23 October 2020 : The kids are clean cages. Right. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/21/us/migrant-children-border-soap.html pic.twitter.com/vPfgUvGnbf
23 October 2020 : I own a small business and I pay a bare minimum of $325 for an 8 hour day. Raise the minimum wage.
23 October 2020 : I'm voting for Blood Clot/Stroke 2020.
23 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1319457595221069826?s=20
23 October 2020 : 👏🏻 IF 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 LIKE 👏🏻 YOUR 👏🏻 SHITTY 👏🏻 PLAN 👏🏻 THAT 👏🏻 LEAVES 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 TEETERING 👏🏻 ON 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 EDGE 👏🏻 OF 👏🏻 BANKRUPTCY 👏🏻 YOU 👏🏻 CAN 👏🏻 KEEP 👏🏻 IT!!!!! 👏🏻
23 October 2020 : 𝙄𝙏'𝙎 𝙄𝙉𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙍𝙐𝘾𝙏𝙐𝙍𝙀 𝙒𝙀𝙀𝙆!!
23 October 2020 : If Biden wanted to ban private health insurance, I would be so fucking thrilled to vote for him.
23 October 2020 : Stan Chera.
23 October 2020 : Germany is thrilled, I hear.
23 October 2020 : My small business has lost half a million dollars in revenue, and Donald Trump’s SBA has given me $10,000 in aid. As loans.
23 October 2020 : Since his finger is on the trigger it coulda been worse!
23 October 2020 : idk why you say that all law enforcement in baltimore is made up of very reasonable people and these photos are good and happy. pic.twitter.com/oKDygpzbTp
23 October 2020 : Ski goggles usually have slits in them. I'm wearing swim in the photo, but I have APEL rated goggles.
23 October 2020 : And it’s all thanks to the Baltimore city police department and Martin O’Malley that I was ready.
23 October 2020 : This is a photo from when the president had me gassed so he could hold a Bible!
23 October 2020 : What we’ve done in terms of goggles. pic.twitter.com/qhCCB3nBBF
22 October 2020 : As a bad American I’ll be watching the debate and cheering for strokes and blood clots.
22 October 2020 : I mean you can go dancing without a mask on in Clarendon any night you’d like lol
22 October 2020 : He’s trying his best!
22 October 2020 : 😥😥😥 poor guy
22 October 2020 : he's really going to need to get a job, no idea where he thinks he can get all that space from!
22 October 2020 : my mom got this from her coworkers when HER mom died which had to be...god...many years. poor guy getting stunted.
22 October 2020 : WAIT EIGHT FUCKING FEET???
22 October 2020 : Idk how long until we get unemployment extended and I can move out, but dammit this guy is gonna be in better shape by the time I leave him.
22 October 2020 : Oh, it's definitely had a low light life until I came along and put it in the window. I kept googling "why does this spider plant look like a tree" which, uh, was not helpful so the light thing makes a ton of sense.
22 October 2020 : did you just call this tree plant a weed!
22 October 2020 : But this can make the stem long? I assumed it was *supposed* to look like a tiny palm tree!!! thank you!
22 October 2020 : I only just moved it to the window a week or so ago. It's looking much better than it was in the middle of the room.
22 October 2020 : Then it needs to get a job and move out!
22 October 2020 : And though I know you are disintegrated You're only melty when it rains
22 October 2020 : Why is this guys stem so long? Is he turning into a tree? pic.twitter.com/KabSO2Ex4k
22 October 2020 : Yeah I might be getting pennies in DC, but at least I can log in hahah
22 October 2020 : aaah someone wohl trump pic.twitter.com/OHZoD3TGq2
22 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/dLMLRToC90
22 October 2020 : its ok i lived with my rich ex in the gatehouse to his parents 26,000 square foot house for years, and now he's fucking my dumbest and most annoying (former) friend. it's not love you need, it's a nice sweater made with arsenic or something.
22 October 2020 : God, living with a puppy sounds awful, and so does living with OP.
22 October 2020 : I picked the wrong parents, incredibly unfortunate.
22 October 2020 : Larry, why you lying?????? https://twitter.com/mal_sofastaii/status/1319348227959869441 pic.twitter.com/FiausiXAHP
22 October 2020 : My mom has a GED and my dad attended some community college. I am unemployed. Brooke Pinto's parents know the Kennedys, and at her job she wrote a bill that requires retail stores with 2+ employees allow people who are pregnant or with explosive diarrhea use the bathroom. Fuck.
22 October 2020 : Noted leftist, Steve Mnuchin. pic.twitter.com/sKsdkjadCR
22 October 2020 : Of course. Mostly to vote for you and Mysiki.
22 October 2020 : Ballot mailed 9/25, never received, emails and Twitter DMs totally ignored by @Vote4DC . For the primary they had to FedEx it overnight to me after ignoring me for a month — even then they didn’t actually respond to my emails. Very cool system, DC! https://twitter.com/edlazere/status/1319322116601372672
22 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ToTqT98GMA
22 October 2020 : Seriously tho https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1179827706382487552?s=20
22 October 2020 : BIAS HATRED AND RUDENESS
22 October 2020 : lmao https://upload.facebook.com/watch/?v=350524406214941 pic.twitter.com/xlDPPCd7FH
22 October 2020 : PROSECUTORS PLS CALL ME I HAVE HELD ONTO AND CHERISH ALL OF MY JACOB WOHL FOOTAGE AND DOCUMENTS. https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1319283490500702210
22 October 2020 : she scared
22 October 2020 : only kind of https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1319290510436044801?s=20
22 October 2020 : no.
22 October 2020 : ty for your service
22 October 2020 : "Salt Lake will be lucky if a single convention is held in the first half of 2021." Also I very much worry this is true for the entire US as a best case scenario. NAB Las Vegas has already gone from April to October; DDW here in May was canceled this week.
22 October 2020 : 🤨
22 October 2020 : his youtube is incredible. he made a 3.5 minute video of this picture with a voiceover of him crying about wearing masks. pic.twitter.com/pNDGGYjtJq
22 October 2020 : Lmao savage. pic.twitter.com/aPwgTYFSbN
22 October 2020 : Yeah they have a child
22 October 2020 : Can’t believe I’m forced to register as a Democrat, and didn’t even get a cool Proud Boys email.
22 October 2020 : Oooh was having people simply show their drivers/ped license too transparent for her?
22 October 2020 : All of them.
22 October 2020 : Guess you aren’t trained in firearms because he is and he heard them EVERYDAY.
22 October 2020 : Lmao pic.twitter.com/R7VNKMwWpA
22 October 2020 : I don’t even understand what correlation he’s trying to draw.
22 October 2020 : Big Brett Kavanaugh in dangerous Bethesda energy from this guy lmao https://twitter.com/tony__heller/status/1318930279919017984
22 October 2020 : I’m sorry is this guy saying he had to move out of hoco bc of the uprising in a different county?
22 October 2020 : I can’t wait.
22 October 2020 : Storm is coming, baby! https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1319248527613100035
22 October 2020 : Rushing to the doctor every late period and begging for my retail restroom card.
22 October 2020 : I have a tiny bladder, which the urologist basically told me could be stretched out with a balloon torture device. No thanks! Where’s my card, Brooke????????
22 October 2020 : 🤨
22 October 2020 : And if he published it somewhere that isn’t $35 a month to subscribe.
22 October 2020 : It’s 3 am it’s a trap.
22 October 2020 : Their eyes look like Mitch McConnell’s hands.
22 October 2020 : Looks like a bunch of dead zombie people. Eyes are incredibly unsettling.
22 October 2020 : Very regular!!!!! pic.twitter.com/CpISUdt6Cz
22 October 2020 : a lifetime ago
22 October 2020 : Can't wait for the political sequel with Meg Whitman and Joe.
22 October 2020 : My razor sharp memory exclusively for horrible information is the gift that keeps on giving.
22 October 2020 : DC unemployment rules. This is a very good system. LOVE IT. pic.twitter.com/uKsCgxwtoJ
22 October 2020 : https://www.nytimes.com/2011/03/27/fashion/27YOUNGPUNDITS.html
22 October 2020 : She goes by Kate.
22 October 2020 : Controversial take: Matty and his one billion stupid ass opinions are bad. pic.twitter.com/xMlKJ95WIZ
22 October 2020 : And yet I'm alone, go fucking figure.
22 October 2020 : Just remember they sold the house everyone likes to say he lives in from that atlantic article. https://www.washingtonpost.com/homesales/detail/LPS30412189/1315-riggs-st-nw-washington-dc-dc
22 October 2020 : Bold.
22 October 2020 : One billion corpses.
22 October 2020 : 👏🏻 ONE 👏🏻 BILLION 👏🏻 BAD 👏🏻 OPINIONS! 👏🏻
22 October 2020 : 👏🏻 ONE 👏🏻 BILLION 👏🏻 BAD 👏🏻 OPINIONS! 👏🏻
22 October 2020 : Sir.
22 October 2020 : Everyone but our fav does 😢 pic.twitter.com/xRbx77RUsP
22 October 2020 : She was 27 when she moved to Arkansas lmao pic.twitter.com/azRPrqaRJ4
22 October 2020 : @LeftAccidental
22 October 2020 : Only on holidays though, Ben.
22 October 2020 : @CorkusBucksuth you got suspended on dick defender day part 2? wow.
22 October 2020 : 5) yeah i'm always wanting to take credit for conversion therapy antics tehe
22 October 2020 : oh shit! that's hilarious. i have 32,000 photos on my phone and at least half are screenshots, so I guess I've just stewed over that before and not her live feed. It's one way to hide your support of conversion therapy tho!
22 October 2020 : 👏🏻 INAPPROPRIATE 👏🏻 FATHER 👏🏻 SON 👏🏻 SITUATION! 👏🏻
22 October 2020 : Really? I know she's done it before, but I don't think it's usually every single day?? What! I say this bc she's irritated me in the past 😂
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/NhsKoSzjNb
22 October 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/8XOqxARSgy
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/GruTGdcv3r
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/WuxStAj7F9
22 October 2020 : Does this look like an appropriate father/son interaction to you? pic.twitter.com/rjikKZJ7q1
22 October 2020 : Telling my boyfriend that I'm pregnant by thanking him for his assistance in guaranteeing my right to use the bathroom at 7-11. https://twitter.com/allisongeroi/status/1319098823931813889
22 October 2020 : Cuomo riding his dad's coattails, bad. Trump kids doing it, good.
22 October 2020 : lol what’s with this guy pic.twitter.com/Cb6f2nk96n
22 October 2020 : In the second tweet, the “young son” John is talking about is Flynn Jr, who was like 33 the time. pic.twitter.com/caxZZ6KVso
22 October 2020 : This you? The "young son" is Michael Flynn Jr, who is in his 30s. pic.twitter.com/YW0nYmoTfS
22 October 2020 : Hey fam, this you? https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/898928544163737601?s=20 pic.twitter.com/VFaBMDgxyx
22 October 2020 : Worth holding the hard line on how we may or may not tuck, because it implicitly protects all kinds of less common, more severe cases. Think about the poor, low wage tuckers!
22 October 2020 : They gave us Mi Cocina, and we took it for granted. 😢
22 October 2020 : Announcing that I'm pregnant to my boyfriend by thanking him for his assistance in guaranteeing my right to use the bathroom at 7-11.
22 October 2020 : this cant be real
22 October 2020 : If you have ever though it's cool to own a business, please understand: it's 9 pm, and Im laying on the floor, drinking coffee, and crying, w mountains of papers strewn around me, trying to figure out how to beg the SBA to increase my EIDL loan amount to reflect projected losses.
21 October 2020 : yes.
21 October 2020 : lol I get 1/14th of my salary on unemployment and the city gave my business a $1,000 grant, one time. but yes, the police. give them money instead of, like, paying peoples rent.
21 October 2020 : Then they came for the rich white men who stare into the eyes of a woman journalist and masturbate while she is interviewing them, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
21 October 2020 : Easy to understand when you consider his recent drug use has left his brain even smoother than it was.
21 October 2020 : That people run for office without doing the most basic research on themselves is wild. This one is basic level shit that I regularly do to near strangers out of idle curiously!
21 October 2020 : IT'S OKAY WE'RE DOING GREAT. pic.twitter.com/TeVAOOZwps
21 October 2020 : But he’s a cop and on FOP3’s board of directors, his opinion is sooooooooooooooo valuable.
21 October 2020 : His blood sugar was too low!
21 October 2020 : *a whole thing. I'm so brain dead from reading all these takes I can't even type right anymore lolol
21 October 2020 : You missed a whole, then. She was my second favorite of everyone in this thread. My favorite was the guy who said it was probably due to his low blood sugar. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1318340616380665856?s=20
21 October 2020 : idk bc she was doing it for a solid 24 hours!!
21 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ChEO7j7UXl
21 October 2020 : So much that she had to delete all of her tweet last night!!!
21 October 2020 : Then they came for the alcoholic ex-mayor interviewee masturbators, and still I did not speak out! pic.twitter.com/tMnk93ZeNN
21 October 2020 : Holy shit. How does he get worse every time he talks!
21 October 2020 : Fads!
21 October 2020 : He’s got one billion bad takes. https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1318905762744291328
21 October 2020 : I own a modeling agency, believe me I’ve wondered these questions and I ain’t happy.
21 October 2020 : FOREVER FIGHTING FOR MY RIGHT TO CUM AT MY OFFICE JOB. pic.twitter.com/TjidJZPsES
21 October 2020 : One billion bad opinions.
21 October 2020 : fresh to death like he jumped up out a casket
21 October 2020 : Open Eli's tweet for a fun surprise! https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1318938758553751556
21 October 2020 : cw for corpse pls 😂 wtf is going on
21 October 2020 : absolutely. i might still have screenshots from 2015 on my other laptop, too.
21 October 2020 : Every interaction I had with her back then seems gone. I know she changed her handle afterwards and twitter is weird about searching when that happens, but I feel like I recently did some searching and still found stuff that I can't now.
21 October 2020 : Did she delete a bunch of tweets from 2015? I feel like I recall some that should be on a billboard.
21 October 2020 : Yes, and then they all go home to giant mansions and stay in a wing far away from their adult parents..
21 October 2020 : walking over to the hill to yell at you personally if this doesnt pan out, jeff.
21 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fgb8rUJ0l6
21 October 2020 : Please stop promising me with a good time if you won't deliver! pic.twitter.com/wrPido9aik
21 October 2020 : . @DionRabouin apparently you have twitter! do you have any jobs for me? thx.
21 October 2020 : Oh you tagged him in your sassy tweet, I should have done that too
21 October 2020 : Me: I'm homeless and so financially devastated from COVID that I wish I was dead. This genius: omg ur MODERN DAY begging on your profile Bitch, I don't have a HOME, what part don't you get? pic.twitter.com/e9rfDzujy6
21 October 2020 : I literally think about killing myself every single day because I make 1/14 of my salary on unemployment and I can't find a job so fuck yeah I'm begging bitch, send that shit or fuck off!
21 October 2020 : Why, did you send me $490,000?
21 October 2020 : Why the stimulus delay isn't a big deal (I have a job)
21 October 2020 : Hey Dion, I lost my home a month ago, and my business has been given about $10,000 in federal aid despite being down near half a million in revenue. I am so desperate that I wish coronavirus had killed me when I had it! Get fucked! pic.twitter.com/2fzohvhzcg
21 October 2020 : Axios is really on one today. pic.twitter.com/Plpd5oaAJf
21 October 2020 : I am homeless and dream of an intubated death, Dion. Fuck you. pic.twitter.com/fI2JwPjgUm
21 October 2020 : thanks i hate it
21 October 2020 : Uh, did he think you were just afraid of elevators as a concept?
21 October 2020 : but i also havent had coffee yet so 🤷🏻‍♀️
21 October 2020 : lol no I have an iphone
21 October 2020 : Ah am I the only person without the option? 😢
21 October 2020 : I've been working on a book on and off for years, and I will never behave this way if i finish it.
21 October 2020 : I follow him, so I see about 30 tweets a day promoting the book.
21 October 2020 : I’m so jealous that you don’t get the joke. Chapo did an episode on it. pic.twitter.com/oGU4eX9M85
21 October 2020 : It’s been two days and I’m still laughing about One Billion Bolivians. https://twitter.com/stalinswombat/status/1318229128341000193
21 October 2020 : I’m too poor to afford my healthcare much longer, and I am a leftist troll. AMA.
21 October 2020 : Nostradamus. https://twitter.com/dril/status/718363058960277504
21 October 2020 : My curse. https://twitter.com/Misssharai/status/1318731547290337282
21 October 2020 : Same.
21 October 2020 : but we could try.
21 October 2020 : I have only read and watched one!
21 October 2020 : Gossip Girl is an evergreen show about a mediocre man finally getting to date his dream girl, who is great, and then turning into a total sack of shit after she builds up his confidence.
21 October 2020 : First they came for the rich white male workplace masturbators, and I did not speak out 😟 Thank you for your labor rights service, Liz Bruenig.
21 October 2020 : Self delete culture.
21 October 2020 : She's gone. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1318750331648593921?s=20
21 October 2020 : 😢 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1318750331648593921?s=20
21 October 2020 : L M A O pic.twitter.com/ACWdbClorJ
21 October 2020 : My business has lost almost half a million in revenue and the federal government has given me $9,680. In loans.
20 October 2020 : Are you trying to suggest something negative about the greatest movie franchise of our time, Maxwell?
20 October 2020 : CANT STOP WONT STOP pic.twitter.com/NcRDrykDfw
20 October 2020 : lmao pic.twitter.com/R2fIBfHQmv
20 October 2020 : June 2017 was pretty lit. pic.twitter.com/aCh0iRqQJ2
20 October 2020 : Depressed about Mitch McConnell blocking millions of Americans from receiving aid during a global pandemic and recession, so just trying to think about happier times. In completely unrelated news, does anyone remember this? pic.twitter.com/ZgK6QCW2C4
20 October 2020 : Remember this? pic.twitter.com/uXxjhSzUlk
20 October 2020 : Are there any of these guys still around? pic.twitter.com/Le8c2YmkO4
20 October 2020 : Counterpoint, Mitch. pic.twitter.com/BdYg5fyvah
20 October 2020 : Why isn’t this man afraid to leave his house? https://twitter.com/ericawerner/status/1318639059493883913
20 October 2020 : Right, and it’s very frustrating for all of us in that industry to be completely ignored! Nothing comes close to representing us with any nuance.
20 October 2020 : lmao he deleted it??
20 October 2020 : Wow, can't believe how poorly this skit aged, then! pic.twitter.com/EKhP5M2zMG
20 October 2020 : Oh, they’re calling for the union to protect him from this cancel culture, too.
20 October 2020 : This again, but Joe Biden’s cabinet. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295871426621210624
20 October 2020 : I just realized you think these people took pay cuts and thats why it’s “adjusted.” Thats not what happened. The jobs are gone. Poof. The industry is gone. These are people who used to work salary and fly around the country for events working as cashiers now. Thanks Mr President!
20 October 2020 : My business didn’t go from $50,000 a month to some part time scheme. It went to $0. Next trade show in the USA is in the fall 2021 if we’re lucky.
20 October 2020 : There aren’t any part time jobs in live events. I’m talking about people who used to make salary and fly around the country working at the grocery store.
20 October 2020 : I mean, I can't actually run this ad, but I think it's good. https://www.aperturemanagement.com/video-spokesmodels/ pic.twitter.com/XcxHGxWyqk
20 October 2020 : Today in ads I can never actually run. https://www.aperturemanagement.com/video-spokesmodels/ pic.twitter.com/8gQV1yazAi
20 October 2020 : My favorite group of people on Twitter are the broke as shit stans of capitalism who call themselves CEO of First Name Last Name LLC, and are constantly telling me to go get a job and stop asking for handouts. I thought y'all loved business owners and nurturing small businesses??
20 October 2020 : I'm sorry you're so incredibly stupid you can't fathom how many jobs tie into live events. I'm a business owner in the field, Nick. I thought you shitbag right wingers loved that entrepreneur shit?
20 October 2020 : Checks out. https://twitter.com/wspieler/status/1318331446923350017 pic.twitter.com/7kbdLbJb3o
20 October 2020 : Wait which one of you is Lovett.
20 October 2020 : In the first like 3 pages of 50 Shades of Gray you find out the main character, who just graduated college, doesn't have, like, an email account. This is a close second, except it's real. 😂
20 October 2020 : The tweet I think you're referring to almost made me throw my fucking laptop into the wall last night. Unless this is an entire movement that has caught on.
20 October 2020 : Food containers, banned. Styrofoam fabric pinatas....good?
20 October 2020 : Unemployment numbers don’t reflect people who are working for wages so much lower than their old salaries that they still can’t pay their bills. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312009550636158978
20 October 2020 : Live events has been gutted. Certainly it can’t be purely anecdotal that I know lots of people in the industry who have taken crappy jobs that pay 50-70% of their old wages because unemployment is trash.
20 October 2020 : People I know who used to make $60,000 a year are working for $40,000 and can’t pay their bills.
20 October 2020 : ???? Ken I thought you were a reporter?? NFL already solved racism, sorry you missed the scoop. pic.twitter.com/36iCF3LRsp
20 October 2020 : Look, we're all tired of being on Zoom. Don't be a Toobin -- let us do all the work while you take an extended break. Just close your laptop first. https://www.aperturemanagement.com/video-spokesmodels/ pic.twitter.com/MoYC0SoiH0
20 October 2020 : Conor having a job while I'm unemployed is really killing ME, tbh. Every news cycle he's just determined to somehow top his last bad take.
20 October 2020 : Jacking off on a Zoom work call because my blood sugar is low and I can't afford insulin. A Snickers/M4A mashup ad.
20 October 2020 : fair. personally, i find it's always incredibly embarrassing when i forget to turn off my video while i beat off to my coworkers live feed.
20 October 2020 : Snickers should compensate us for the new ad campaign we've created here.
20 October 2020 : Though once a cop here shot a guy with his arms up and then immediately yelled out "SORRY I JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH MY WIFE" so maybe that is a magic phrase for all crimes?
20 October 2020 : Well, he's a little "weird."
20 October 2020 : He might not be a blue check, but no one beats low blood sugar guy. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1318340616380665856?s=20
20 October 2020 : I would like to clarify that this is NOT what I meant when I said I am eager to see Trump have a stroke on live TV. https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1318405470114115585
20 October 2020 : Julian, this is not what I meant when I said I want to see Trump have a stroke on live television.
20 October 2020 : Imagine truly believing that the rich guy who pulled his dick out on camera is just one of us regular clumsy folks.
20 October 2020 : We live in hell.
20 October 2020 : Sorry, Jessie, busy focusing on unemployment. I mean, since we can only think about one thing at a time. Glad to hear the #resistance is okay with this behavior as it relates to the day to day life of women. Cool!
20 October 2020 : So many folks.
20 October 2020 : If you can cure blood sugar problems by beating off on camera, I support everyone's right to do it until we lower the cost of insulin, I guess.
20 October 2020 : What the actual fuck. These are like the Harpers letter signers that are like “It’s just an honest coincidence that the people that created this letter all say terrible things all the time.” pic.twitter.com/eLU0YqsHLf
20 October 2020 : 100000%
20 October 2020 : So what's the stimulus plan for businesses other than PPP? For anyone who can't operate, PPP kind of sucks! Am I missing out on some list of private small business grants and loans? Or is my company just supposed to live off this EIDL from months ago?
20 October 2020 : For people that loooove small businesses so much, the republicans are very bad at acting on it!
20 October 2020 : As far as I'm aware, EIDL (the far more helpful aid for those of us whose businesses 100% cannot operate) is not on the table again.
20 October 2020 : I'm both sarcastic and a business owner. Thanks.
20 October 2020 : Listen. Every time you don't jerk off in a work zoom, Trump gets another vote.
20 October 2020 : Surely you saw all the sexual tension ted Cruz was throwing at ACB! Checks out.
20 October 2020 : How the fuck do you have a job and I don’t.
20 October 2020 : Haha, you know how it goes! This is a very normal behavior!
20 October 2020 : Very embarrassing that now my colleagues know I beat off to live videos of them!!!! Usually I turn off MY camera, I simply forgot to do it this time!! Sorry, team!!!! From now on I’ll put a Post It on my laptops camera when I plan to masturbate while watching everyone else work!
20 October 2020 : 🍆
20 October 2020 : Chillin watching Oxygen, my favorite show is Snapped ☺️⚰️ pic.twitter.com/4wEWZceLdX
20 October 2020 : 🗣🗣 pic.twitter.com/GfFjjPEdJ6
20 October 2020 : I guess no.
20 October 2020 : Hi yes how do we get more shitty men to do this exact move
20 October 2020 : I’ve had people say stuff like “oh you’re from dc? That’s so cool my mom is from Seattle!” So the bar of expectations is pretty low tbh.
20 October 2020 : ED stands for erectile dysfunction 😥
20 October 2020 : Sounds like this guys time would be better spent writing his elected officials and asking for another round of EIDL loans from the SBA! https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1318340676493496321
19 October 2020 : They can simply get a PPP or EIDL.
19 October 2020 : Imagine being the guy who capes for a millionaire that got caught masturbating on a work video call. pic.twitter.com/T1YX9WNOF1
19 October 2020 : Oh I agree. But they could have done this or a number of things earlier instead of acting like little bitches and saying it’s their best work week ever!!
19 October 2020 : They’re just. Saying that!
19 October 2020 : Whoa, they can do this?! Crazy! I guess someone must have been desperately working overtime trying to figure out a solution like this, and that’s why they waited! https://twitter.com/senschumer/status/1318322051690733569
19 October 2020 : I’m more ??? the tweet itself.
19 October 2020 : Quick question, what the fuck? pic.twitter.com/0kFSD6sq3F
19 October 2020 : You are not missing out.
19 October 2020 : “I fantasize about doing this horrible shit but never will, so I’m going to brag about at least having the knowledge.”
19 October 2020 : Happy to add any type of business! My DMs are always open for any business owner who wants their company added to the map, or for any organization willing to fairly compensate me for doing the extensive legwork that would require myself.
19 October 2020 : Honestly, do we really need another round of stimulus? I can't tell from this map of business closures in DC. https://www.google.com/maps/d/u/0/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/UIc7VcVuQH
19 October 2020 : Even her lie is bad, bc it implies she's too stupid to understand Twitter's best feature: the mute button.
19 October 2020 : Oh, fuck.
19 October 2020 : Why the fuck would you say this? pic.twitter.com/MtUoJYZshY
19 October 2020 : Ah, wasn't sure if like one was March, one was August, one was October.
19 October 2020 : I have tried it for about 5 years in a variety of home sizes and fucking despise it. I expect coworking places will start to get more members as office return times go further out. Were the 3 connected cases?
19 October 2020 : Sounds like even if I had a job, I would have joined this coworking spot ha.
19 October 2020 : Christ that sounds awful.
19 October 2020 : I assume not everyone has a private office?
19 October 2020 : Oh I mean I specifically confirmed the signs didn't apply to while you're working before I joined. I wouldn't pay money to go sit with a fucking mask on all day in a mostly empty room.
19 October 2020 : Yeah? On one had I really really miss wework but refuse to pay the rate increase since I left in March, especially since there’s no gym access. On the other hand the location here is amazing.
19 October 2020 : Wow! There are signs up here saying the coworking areas mandatory mask but they’re not.
19 October 2020 : Really! Very interesting.
19 October 2020 : I’m at a coworking place that also offers private office space. Everyone wears them walking around, but I haven’t seen anyone wear them while working. People aren’t close together.
19 October 2020 : If you’re working at an office type job, do most people wear masks all day? Are you close to other people or spaced out?
19 October 2020 : His contributions are more and more!
19 October 2020 : People are saying!
19 October 2020 : This. Concerts, dates, trade shows, happy hours, all of it. No thanks! https://twitter.com/jessinicoleb/status/1317085967367405568
19 October 2020 : Unpopular opinion!
19 October 2020 : I apologize to this guy like 5 times a day. pic.twitter.com/hxePbRTxA4
19 October 2020 : I mean, if I can’t have a live tv stroke, I’ll take a live tweeted one. I guess.
19 October 2020 : BAD ARM. pic.twitter.com/MDbRt9xeFq
19 October 2020 : What temperature would you like the room? -40F, 68F, or 120F? pic.twitter.com/cSLNl8N0sp
19 October 2020 : Honestly if you’ve seen my twitter and STILL want to go out with me, I think that’s good. pic.twitter.com/gwstboZWq8
19 October 2020 : Uh. Will this work? pic.twitter.com/2nuJ4ZVzOU
19 October 2020 : It’s the most satisfying thing to do. It’s my version of knitting or yoga or whatever
19 October 2020 : Im baffled how people cant figure this shit out. Family members obituaries, MySpace top 8s, property records, everyone has something. If I can find a guy's voter registration when all I have is his first name, city, and large state school he attended, a journo being paid def can?
19 October 2020 : She just does exactly what I do before I go on an internet date.
19 October 2020 : . @MayorBowser I don't think it's right I lost my housing and your office has never responded to any of my attempts to communicate with you about housing, unemployment, or business aid.
19 October 2020 : I certainly don’t talk to them!
19 October 2020 : The 4 Hour Workweek is just a self help book for wannabe capitalists too gullible to ever actually make it in a free market. Why are so many men on dating apps bragging about having read it?
19 October 2020 : Considering her office has ignored every tweet and email I've sent, yeah, I definitely got that message ha.
19 October 2020 : If anyone else is financially suffering and wants to personally harass Mitch McConnell and Mayor Bowser at their DC homes, please DM me. Let's make it happen.
19 October 2020 : Smart.
19 October 2020 : Bowser, we should be coming for YOU. Give us some fucking money. https://twitter.com/janerecker/status/1318218249344065539
19 October 2020 : Imagine how fucking disgusting their house is if she's hoarding used condoms.
19 October 2020 : Wasn’t he hospitalized and in hiding 2-3 weeks ago? Of course he wouldn’t have said anything.
19 October 2020 : Lmao I am the recipient and he never responded to me after I messaged him back! pic.twitter.com/Z0bakhaovD
19 October 2020 : No.
19 October 2020 : Pretty incredible Dr. Fauci needs a security detail, while the politicians who withhold financial aid to tens of millions of unemployed people are allowed to walk about freely.
19 October 2020 : Yes.
19 October 2020 : Can’t imagine why there would be an agenda!
19 October 2020 : One kick to the head and you’re a goner! Also true I’m the only money hole allowed.
19 October 2020 : Furry situation extreme
19 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/C17GmVpJjI
19 October 2020 : This is an anti horse account.
19 October 2020 : I mean, give me your money and fuck off? pic.twitter.com/7VYmc4X0Nu
19 October 2020 : lolol I had too many notifications at one time and confused the 1-800 druncle line with...these $1,000 boots. pic.twitter.com/ZvNT0IDA3u
19 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/rJRzHVSaqC
19 October 2020 : cows? rip lil guys
19 October 2020 : i bought you 3 pairs already
19 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fGXbg7hhkc
19 October 2020 : animatronic clit boots.
19 October 2020 : So yes!
19 October 2020 : A ninja heist of camel toes?
19 October 2020 : Is that why they have a camel toe? It's not the price I'm upset by.
19 October 2020 : Hello someone please explain these $980 boots to me. pic.twitter.com/rI0tp9Wc2s
19 October 2020 : lol he doing the most. Sad! pic.twitter.com/TqTPgX0z3l
19 October 2020 : God that was so good.
19 October 2020 : Anyway this is the best message I’ve ever received, even if he disappeared lol 😂 pic.twitter.com/JHfv1WUPwL
19 October 2020 : In a fucking global depression, this is the guy?! Swear to god.
19 October 2020 : YOUR DIGNITY AND VALUE AS A HUMAN ARE NOT TIED TO YOUR FUCKING JOB. https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1317623931914813444
19 October 2020 : TYPICAL LEFTIST.
19 October 2020 : The 1-800 line for white people who don’t have enough racist druncles.
19 October 2020 : I ONLY SUPPORT IN N OUT
19 October 2020 : Look, I've been suicidal since March but even I'm not up for this shit. pic.twitter.com/zp9fCdhdES
19 October 2020 : They have this already and it's called @bumble . https://twitter.com/djbaskin/status/1317984927074299905
19 October 2020 : Charlie Kirk is just mediocre Jacob Wohl. Jacob Wohl is, of course, the greatest comedian of our time. pic.twitter.com/ApBOsuT1Jw
19 October 2020 : But there isn't even a liberal filter wo paying! Which I would NEVER do loool
19 October 2020 : I only answered a couple questions about seeking LTR, not wanting kids, and being left, and it's STILL useless. I don't give a shit what music someone listens to OR if they like to spell lol
19 October 2020 : 3.7 million square miles of local businesses.
19 October 2020 : I will say, I don't give a shit about shared interest in media, but since Bumble got rid of the "filter by political interest" feature it's nearly unbearable.
19 October 2020 : Oh I see all the OKC people there too. And hinge. It’s literally all the same!
19 October 2020 : Really! I have found no difference -- it's all the same people. I have had Tinder for 1 week and everyone on it I have already seen on Bumble or OKC.
19 October 2020 : All.
19 October 2020 : God I haven't used POF in maybe 8 years? I forgot it existed.
19 October 2020 : you know what's the worst one? coffee meet bagel. talk about not being able to write a fucking bio omg
19 October 2020 : Ah. I find it requires no additional effort lol but im often in places that aren’t where I’m willing to date, so I’m stuck with hinge
19 October 2020 : You probably get more genuine matches or messages than I do, then lol
19 October 2020 : I like that I don’t have to swipe. I swipe left on picture based apps far too often for someone who prefers to be the more attractive person. Also I like that it’s not tied to where my phone is.
19 October 2020 : 🤨
19 October 2020 : Hey Hinge, this promise is OPPOSITE of a good time. pic.twitter.com/ICJMEkIBwA
19 October 2020 : Stable, normal, less interesting than i am.
19 October 2020 : Is this show good
19 October 2020 : But this anxiety I’m referring to here, I guess, is what I have when people come home. It makes living with roommates almost impossible unless the alternative is homelessness.
19 October 2020 : Oh I’m not like that at all, that’s awful! I just get anxious I’m not doing something perfectly and then won’t do it and then be anxious about not doing it and never ending.
19 October 2020 : I’ve been staying with my mother for like a month now, and I am definitely starting to understand why I’m an anxious person who only dates boring, calm men.
18 October 2020 : No man is worth the headline.
18 October 2020 : This is the real reason everyone in Dallas has a pickup truck.
18 October 2020 : what could they even be promoing? the opportunity to potentially get to see an elected official have a stroke on stage?
18 October 2020 : there are promos for the third debate??
18 October 2020 : Hey so Evan Berger is the greatest Trump impersonator and I couldnt find him on Twitter, but go watch everything on his TikTok. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJ5E3DCR/ pic.twitter.com/1yVfPhJwN6
18 October 2020 : All. Source: am on location based dating app, living in cap hill.
18 October 2020 : My plan is to harass @Vote4DC and USPS until someone tells me where my damn ballot is.
18 October 2020 : That's not how it works for all of us, bud. Unless every night was just nervous horrible piss poor sleep.
18 October 2020 : I mean to be fair, when I worked at Hooters...yes.
18 October 2020 : Bold of you to assume my business has any clients lol I wish
18 October 2020 : DSA lol
18 October 2020 : Back to back Zoom meetings on a Sunday likely violates the Geneva Conventions, yet here I am.
18 October 2020 : Seems creepy!!!
18 October 2020 : It reactivates on it’s own?!
18 October 2020 : Still trying to convince everyone the mascot should just be a giant football.
18 October 2020 : Absolutely devastating news that my sister’s bunny died today. He was very handsome and everyone should appreciate him. Hug your fur friends extra tight today. 😥 pic.twitter.com/70R1heDIjW
18 October 2020 : Honestly, some of the worst humans om earth are the smug dickheads who say “ooooh I’m an introvert im fiiiine” and “ooooh I’ve alwaaaaays has anxiety.” Like fuck you, millions of people are about to be homeless. No one cares you’re fine, asshole.
18 October 2020 : Very well!!
18 October 2020 : From the guy who opened w/something like “no schools have a/c" and proved his ignorance on the topic out of the gate, you sure do have a lot of thoughts about what's right and wrong lmaooo
18 October 2020 : lmaooo "your point was probably wrong but i have literally no idea what i'm talking about, as expressed by my repeated failure to understand that the climate of the northeast, where ac isn't in schools, isn't the climate everywhere." thanks for the input, guy!
18 October 2020 : Like, these kids literally get sent home when it's too hot or it's too cold. No one believes the victims of this kind of systemic will be safely going back to school in covid. That's my point.
18 October 2020 : I said several times the Baltimore City schools close multiple times because of how hot it is, while the neighboring county schools do not because they have ac. Does that happen where you are from? https://www.baltimoresun.com/education/bs-md-ci-schools-dismiss-20190904-re6e6tlcwrdatlln3kdubnxgfa-story.html
18 October 2020 : And your attitude wasn't helpful.
18 October 2020 : and also not a reasonable commentary on the inevitable continued failures that will happen. But you do you, boo.
18 October 2020 : I love that you are taking me saying that the poor Black kids in the city getting historically dicked is a willfully ignorant attack on going back to school, and not an attack on Chris Hayes, Larry Hogan, and the decades of failure those children have been handed,
18 October 2020 : I mean, it certainly seems like you did! You started off w some weird comment that no school anywhere has ac (??). But I see now your issue is actually that you want schools to reopen. “An example of systemic inequality that is a persistent tragedy—how’s that relevant here?!”
18 October 2020 : anyway for what it's worth, i said the same thing in a group focused on baltimore politics and literally everyone who engaged with it understood my point. sorry for being too local.
18 October 2020 : I mean, phew, don't really get your points here other than you sound like you just came here to be incredibly combative. But I guess we just all gotta take it easy.
18 October 2020 : I think I've explained maybe a dozen times to you in this thread that it's a glaring example of inequality that eats into the time children have to be educated, and immediate neighboring counties do not have this problem. It's simply an example of underfunding.
18 October 2020 : If they can't be assed to fix the problem that causes school to close frequently in the early/end of the year when it's too hot, why would they be getting equal funding as county school for a temporary problem in an emergency? They wouldn't.
18 October 2020 : Overcrowded classrooms taking place in crumbling buildings with piss poor ventilation and windows that don't open will spread the disease more than spaced out classrooms in updated, open windowed, well funded buildings.
18 October 2020 : Despite inequalities like Baltimore City public schools not having ac while neighboring white county schools do, a thing that is a problem EVERY YEAR, people like Hayes think we will equally distribute emergency resources to safely open school during the time of covid.
18 October 2020 : Plenty of schools have air conditioning. And sure, plenty of other schools don't. But I'm gonna guess the well off white parents begging to send their kids back to school largely send their children to schools that have functioning heat and ac.
18 October 2020 : Are you my original point? Baltimore City schools have to close when it's too hot. This doesn't happen or happens less in Baltimore County, Anne Arundel County, etc. Despite this, people like Hayes think we can equally distribute resources to safely open school.
18 October 2020 : Well, then the reason I didn't understand is because lots of schools in places that aren't Baltimore have air conditioning.
18 October 2020 : Right. The majority don't. I'm confused -- I thought you were also speaking about Baltimore. Are you speaking about literally all schools? All 26 public high schools in the county I am from have air conditioning.
18 October 2020 : loool
18 October 2020 : at least 2 baltimore city schools sometimes do. at least!
18 October 2020 : love u, limited man
18 October 2020 : If you find my personality so horrible and limiting, the unfollow button is big and blue.
18 October 2020 : You're responding to a funny dating app message of a guy saying he recognizes me from Twitter by telling me I'm too opinionated for most men and condescendingly letting me know my options are limited. You literally told my options are limited. It's rude af and no one asked you.
18 October 2020 : I mean, this is an incredibly rude and shitty conversation.
18 October 2020 : "I wonder if the woman with a strong personality and opinions knows men think those are unattractive traits."
18 October 2020 : I'M FUCKING SINGLE I FUCKING KNOW???????
18 October 2020 : I'm totally baffled why you would start this off as "you're supposed to have more likes" then go on to tell me I'm unappealing and then think I would want to fuck your friends.
18 October 2020 : Please don't.
18 October 2020 : I'm not really sure why you have decided this weird insult situation was necessary, but thanks for your input on my limited men.
18 October 2020 : oooh is that what you're saying is unappealing to 75% of men?
18 October 2020 : i was very confused! hah no idea if he likes me. he sent me a message on a dating app saying he recognizes me from twitter. that's the whole thing. been online dating since 2009, it's all been horrid but glad you had success.
18 October 2020 : it's just funny.
18 October 2020 : i dont know. he was just saying he recognized me from twitter.
18 October 2020 : yeah. the tweet was just a dating app message someone sent me saying they recognize me from twitter. there weren't likes on it.
18 October 2020 : Hello, if you are on dc's lefty or drinking twitter subgroups, perhaps you know of me!
18 October 2020 : @_LawsonFerguson Ok I got ONE of those 😂
18 October 2020 : I don't understand what you're saying and how it relates to the image in the main tweet. Also, I don't find anywhere close to 75% of guys appealing.
18 October 2020 : casually mining the likes on this tweet.
18 October 2020 : honey i dont get a lot of messages at any hour.
18 October 2020 : This is a good line tbh https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1317677399996305408
18 October 2020 : i had one boyfriend from bumble and he moved his secret family into the house and moved me out. what do you mean more likes tho?
18 October 2020 : 🤐 https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1317677399996305408
18 October 2020 : "Screw over others who pay" ??????
18 October 2020 : this is the future liberals want.
18 October 2020 : Pilled. (\_/) ( •_•) / >💊
18 October 2020 : I mean, I guess. pic.twitter.com/Qiqt1oq8Ag
18 October 2020 : Depressing but true.
18 October 2020 : Galaxy brain take: Qanon was created by Q researchers who plot together to get sweet, sweet journalism riches. (\_/) ( •_•) / >💊 pic.twitter.com/DXOai8bDwy
18 October 2020 : No I don’t mean you, I mean the guys. That article sucked and I felt like it was 30 years ago. Please always shit on it.
18 October 2020 : Ah! Good! They can tell who I have most recently gone on a date with by opening my search history. They'll find his address, LinkedIn, forgotten MySpace, the recorder of the deeds on his place, etc, etc. Really doing all the work for the cops, here.
18 October 2020 : omg are they still talking about his fucking article
18 October 2020 : I have Kavanaugh style calendars, but I've never thought about them being used to solve my own murder. I'm very safe if I'm accused of a crime, though!
18 October 2020 : Even if you don't wanna do it, you still gotta do it!
18 October 2020 : I WILL MAKE OUT WITH YOU FOR HOURS AND I MIGHT HATE IT BUT I WILL BECAUSE I CAAAAAAN. https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1317632865459490816
18 October 2020 : crowed! 🐓
18 October 2020 : Saturday night crowed, but I enjoyed, thank you.
18 October 2020 : Amandas everywhere are upset with you.
18 October 2020 : also will make a date less appealing.
18 October 2020 : i dont know what a weird movie is, but i just watched ready or not and i love it.
18 October 2020 : REMEMBER BEFORE THE LSAT??
17 October 2020 : You'll never know what death threats or high honors you have if you don't search yourself, Alex.
17 October 2020 : I'm on the Jacob Wohl entry on Know Your Meme. So, yes.
17 October 2020 : It's stuff like this that makes me feel ok about searching my own Twitter handle every few months.
17 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/scbDwwjIFy
17 October 2020 : YES lmaooo. Noted friend of the pod, Baked Alaska.
17 October 2020 : Big more women dictators energy.
17 October 2020 : This is one of the funniest fucking tweets I have ever seen. Thank you.
17 October 2020 : Happy to report that I once found a 4chan post labeling my Twitter account as an enemy of Q. Like half the list was women! Equality.
17 October 2020 : lmao i fucking cant. pic.twitter.com/j6JkMlMauO
17 October 2020 : I'm going to go ahead and say Amanda is the one who is actually sexist for leaving off @AnnieKNK . Sad!
17 October 2020 : Everyone likes her, though!
17 October 2020 : I hope he knows we're serious though, because I've never had a republican who has offered me a one way ticket to Cuba follow through on their promise.
17 October 2020 : Josh, I'll buy you a one way ticket to Parler.
17 October 2020 : Dozens of Baltimore City Public Schools don't have air conditioning. https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1317180795849707522
17 October 2020 : I'm sorry, hasn't Hayes been bitching about schools being opened for like a month now???? What changed? Did the virus go away?
17 October 2020 : For people so worried about jobs, not sure I understand why we got one shitty round of SBA funding that wasn't need based! 🙃
17 October 2020 : Destroying my workforce: the dismal EIDL I got.
17 October 2020 : This has been addressed.
17 October 2020 : Happy Halloween! https://twitter.com/mrdanzak/status/1317586520325476352
17 October 2020 : I’ve worn O’s gear to every MLB stadium I’ve been to, and I’ve had at least one person at every park tell me OPACY is beautiful.
17 October 2020 : Wearing a shirt that basically says “I’m so fucking ugly I look like I’m wearing a rubber mask” to own the libs. https://twitter.com/theepicdept/status/1317537952789106690
17 October 2020 : I feel like this shirt implies the wearer is so ugly their entire face looks like a Halloween mask.
17 October 2020 : That’s because you seem like a good parent!
17 October 2020 : Like. I don’t want to be here. She doesn’t want me here. Therefore, despite our differences, she is exceptionally respectful of my time when I’m dealing with the unemployment office or trying to get adapt my services to covid. OP doesn’t want the son gone. They want control.
17 October 2020 : I live with my mother for the last 4 weeks after the business I own went from grossing $40-70k a month to $0 due to the pandemic. She isn't a shitbag like OP tho.
17 October 2020 : Exactly. I live in DC, and here's my laptop's menu bar. pic.twitter.com/KnpOffLTeN
17 October 2020 : Yup. I do the bulk of my work at 2 am and set it to send at 930 am to my clients based on their own time zones, whether they're in LA or Australia.
17 October 2020 : I see your Dorner and I raise you a Hodgkinson. https://twitter.com/yiannna/status/1260032682647416834 pic.twitter.com/9yAP9R1zPy
17 October 2020 : Just do this. pic.twitter.com/qkpcZsxDkj
17 October 2020 : I used to fly 75,000 miles a year, and I want you to deck me in the fucking face if I ever sign up something like this. Thanks. https://twitter.com/business/status/1317349636856717313
17 October 2020 : If Trump is sending out that kind of email, I greatly regret unsubscribing.
17 October 2020 : Kurtis. 😂
17 October 2020 : look peter loves you https://twitter.com/peterdaou/status/1317266044055130118?s=20
17 October 2020 : sounds like you're helping them out, tbh. a hero. maybe there's a fire.
17 October 2020 : undo.
17 October 2020 : You know, if I wrote in Reagan, I'd probably take a picture of it as a bigger anti Trump measure than just telling a reporter I did it after the fact. But I'm not a thirsty ass governor pretending to hate the blue lives matter president, so what do I know.
17 October 2020 : Are you getting other things? I'm not getting a single important piece of mail, only junk, and it's become a financial problem.
17 October 2020 : . @Vote4DC ballot: mailed September 25; never received. @CapitalOneBiz credit card: mailed mailed September 27, October 7; never received. @DOES_DC usual 10,000 pieces of weekly mail; never received. Junk mail: fuck yeah, everywhere, every single day.
17 October 2020 : Damn, thoughts and prayers to his young widow. pic.twitter.com/KH4OvYbybj
17 October 2020 : @jamieloftusHELP
16 October 2020 : idk I was 22 and we did a bunch of molly and blow and drank a lot. haven't come across it since him.
16 October 2020 : It's not going to be okay for everyone. For some people, it's irreversible damage. Maybe telling someone on the edge that it's temporary makes you feel better, but the impacts of this are forever.
16 October 2020 : I guess giving someone a suicide hotline number is what you're supposed to do, but I'm struggling to see how someone on a 1-800 is going to convince me that I want to be 40 years old and sleeping on my mom's couch -- but if we don't get money soon, that's the living path I see!
16 October 2020 : Talking about eviction moratoriums is just fucking clueless, honestly, unless you're also offering to provide legal services, or guide people to available attorneys. I wasn't evicted, but I still lost my housing. And there are tons of loopholes to the moratoriums!
16 October 2020 : Telling people to reach out to mutual aid is good, but isn't going to solve everyone's problems. I'm down tens of thousands of dollars in income. I already lost my housing. Unless mutual aid is cutting me a $25,000 check, it's not really enough to matter.
16 October 2020 : I think that, for one, telling someone this is a "temporary problem" is kind of bullshit. It's not. This will have a permanent, irreversible impact on me and my wellbeing. Losing all your savings, any small retirement fund, making pennies. That's not something you come back from.
16 October 2020 : Someone posted in an unemployment group I'm in that if we have to wait until 2021 for aid, they plan to kill themselves. The "advice" people responded with is so incredibly unhelpful and completely delusional that I'm having to fight the urge to argue with them.
16 October 2020 : I had a boyfriend who did this sometimes while sleeping and drunk. He tried to blame me, and then it cumulated in him peeing on my MacBook during finals. He sucked, but I got a new MacBook out of it, at least.
16 October 2020 : Only one has big tits and an ashkenazi iq tho.
16 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316608118109995008?s=20 pic.twitter.com/QRforjbkI5
16 October 2020 : Expected, given that Castro was the first major mainstream politician I have ever heard talk about ending qualified immunity, and he did it on a presidential primary debate stage.
16 October 2020 : “it doesn't matter if you are Republican or Democrat.” Oof.
16 October 2020 : Also, when can Hogan stop congratulating himself for his stupid ass ideas like this?? He's so thirsty for attention.
16 October 2020 : My industry is full of this kind of personality, and yet for some reason they all want to contract with me, the communist business owner, because I pay faster and higher than their delusional capitalism loving pals. Go figure.
16 October 2020 : Everyone is CEO of First Name Last Name LLC.
16 October 2020 : Holy shit.
16 October 2020 : I provide staff (actress/model types) for exhibitors at trade shows, so the absolute worst kind of business! If you know anyone who needs video marketing done, please pass me on! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316829431709736960?s=20
16 October 2020 : Ah, the "you're welcome" threw me for a loop! Hhaha.
16 October 2020 : So far left we call him Romnespierre.
16 October 2020 : Hey Jason, spoiler alert, I'm single, childless, owner of a totally fucked business, and I live alone.
16 October 2020 : Yeah, I would never use biking to commute in any situation I can imagine, but I would definitely like to bike as a workout again.
16 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/4JwSlle5bT
16 October 2020 : I used to live right next to the end of the B&A Trail, so I'd bike it all the time. Now you couldn't pay me to get on a bike near my home, no thank you. This is exactly why.
16 October 2020 : "Perhaps because he and I had grown up together and he was already familiar with my “bad” side, he remained in denial for years about my having any sort of real psychological problem." Seems v healthy and good!
16 October 2020 : Sweating profusely through your winter clothes because you're close to a heat lamp, while your friends across from you too far from the lamp for its warmth and are still bundled up to the point of being unrecognizable.
16 October 2020 : The answer to this is, of course, that discerning between the two would show that indoor dining is significantly more dangerous. While that would have been an okay thing to say in July, it would be a bad thing to show on a rainy, chilly October day right before winter starts. $$$ https://twitter.com/wcp/status/1317137391350697990
16 October 2020 : Following in the great legacy of Martin O'Malley and John Delaney.
16 October 2020 : Oh, I already lost my housing, and if they don't do a stimulus I'll be putting my cardboard box in front of my former neighbor Mitch McConnell's rowhouse when he's in town.
16 October 2020 : Anyway, don't forget who voted how for Initiative 77, and don't forget the stunts pulled, like the messages on receipts and this weird display at the RAMMYS in 2018. pic.twitter.com/YDPysebHmj
16 October 2020 : Not every small business is a restaurant, and I promise Marcus Goodwin doesn't give a single fuck about my small business in DC. I'm not sure @edlazere can or would do much for my small business, but I'm confident he'd at least give a shit. https://washingtoncitypaper.com/article/448506/ed-lazere-at-large-council-campaign/ pic.twitter.com/P4l8gW0wXk
16 October 2020 : Imagine being a serious person and creating this. pic.twitter.com/AW74V6hLTI
16 October 2020 : ok. pic.twitter.com/QjQGJFW0kN
16 October 2020 : Cmon, we all know The True Maryland Way is to muck shit up here and then run for POTUS.
16 October 2020 : Once we take into consideration racial demographics, I wouldn't be bragging about his numbers. pic.twitter.com/wAr2ggT6gg
16 October 2020 : Never forget. https://twitter.com/hoosteen/status/1268453156855349254?s=20
16 October 2020 : lol remember back in Ju e when Brandon Todd said cops were super cool or whatever, and then the MPD aggressively tried to arrest people who were standing in line for HOURS to vote, and now Janeese is the nominee? Maybe this will backfire similarly.
16 October 2020 : Oh, so it's totally useless, then. Cool. pic.twitter.com/XCsbza2pb5
16 October 2020 : Everyone named Larry is canceled today. Sorry. If you have problems with this, you can take it up with Hogan and Kudlow.
16 October 2020 : Don't worry, I hate O'Malley, too. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/martin-omalley-rebuilding_b_8352192
16 October 2020 : Well, I live in DC now, but I will agree that all my exes in Maryland are useless sacks of shit.
16 October 2020 : Very cool of pedo guy here to out himself!
16 October 2020 : Aren’t people who go to homecoming generally minors.
16 October 2020 : I thought I was supposed to find something new I can’t keep track
16 October 2020 : Yeah I campaigned for jealous for a reason lol
16 October 2020 : goodwin, this you? pic.twitter.com/RRyxweelH5
16 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1317129136704507912?s=20
16 October 2020 : Honey I'm not waiting to February to hope to get scraps, but thank you.
16 October 2020 : Also, the only reason I own a business is bc I was self employed, fell and broke my leg, couldn't work for months, blew through my life savings, and wasn't eligible for any PTO/UI. And it's FUCKED UP that it was try starting a business or stand in line at the women's shelter.
16 October 2020 : Hey @larry_kudlow you STUPID SACK OF SHIT, I already invested COUNTLESS hours starting a SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS that cannot legally operate, so now I'm unemployed. Most people who start businesses NEVER see the success I did pre-covid, so TRY AGAIN, YOU FUCKING MORON. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1317127828899586049
16 October 2020 : LARRY, I'M UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE MY BUSINESS I ALREADY OWN CAN'T OPERATE PLEASE ASK HIM WHAT I SHOULD.
16 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/s85MnK1fla
16 October 2020 : Hhaha, good! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316880457758375939?s=20
16 October 2020 : It's my right to think both you and Hogan are fucking morons.
16 October 2020 : I see no difference. pic.twitter.com/LA5CmT9FsX
16 October 2020 : But he just oozes Spiro energy to me. pic.twitter.com/4WO8goONWF
16 October 2020 : Coulda had Ben 😢
16 October 2020 : We can take solace in the fact that his weird ads in PG County about him not being racist or sexist bc he has daughters didn't work. pic.twitter.com/88f8ke8cvy
16 October 2020 : . @GovLarryHogan why didn't you just fully commit to the bit and vote for Spiro Agnew?
16 October 2020 : Larry Hogan is such a useless sack of shit, and more people outside of Maryland need to know about it. https://twitter.com/costareports/status/1317096684288155653
16 October 2020 : I've done this for Trump for 5 years, and it sometimes wakes me up on weekends.
16 October 2020 : Baby I got some bad news for you about the Koch’s lmao
16 October 2020 : Thank you. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316389662664142848?s=20
16 October 2020 : @azbro33 @QanonAnonymous Thank you, Alex. Thank you, @julianfeeld. https://t.co/oLrjTcyTDN
16 October 2020 : is it not good?
16 October 2020 : No there was that time he called the military people idiots or whatever.
16 October 2020 : Flip it. Flip who is in charge.
16 October 2020 : God I wish.
16 October 2020 : more mayors, more police, better schools.
16 October 2020 : i like the inverse in answers when it comes to letting her run the schools
16 October 2020 : it's horsehoe theory lol
16 October 2020 : above a 2 lolol
16 October 2020 : I, for one, am excited to see him try. Sad!
16 October 2020 : He’s going to come yell at you now.
16 October 2020 : revenge!
16 October 2020 : can't just be posting this on the tl unless you're really willing to save us help 😂
16 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316932778072678400?s=20
16 October 2020 : I hate literally everyone I know. pic.twitter.com/XBWEXQj4NI
16 October 2020 : Sir.
16 October 2020 : Everyone do shots until we collectively forget that woman who was thirsty af for Trump at his town hall. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1316916174932873222
16 October 2020 : Stop.
16 October 2020 : He didn't say Qanon is real, so doing alright is relative.
16 October 2020 : @daveforbmore @FrancaMullerPaz 🍅
16 October 2020 : Trump only got an hour because Dexamethasone and Adderall make you talk twice as fast.
16 October 2020 : Ok so he has now mentioned this job more tonight than all other times combined, right?
16 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/WnM4LijcPZ
16 October 2020 : Qanon is real.
16 October 2020 : Name a more inspirational power couple. pic.twitter.com/MMEhnUKSrD
16 October 2020 : 🚨🚨 BREAKING: the dumbest American alive has been allowed to ask Joe Biden a question that relies on the premise that Trump has achieved world peace.
16 October 2020 : Also holy shit how is it still on fracking??
16 October 2020 : Can't believe he gets 2 hours. Guess the dexamethasone makes Trump talk faster, so it's fair.
16 October 2020 : Name this horror movie. pic.twitter.com/tbPLb3CjKs
16 October 2020 : his is still on???
16 October 2020 : If anyone reading this is looking to hire a professor with this level of dedication to the class, I have no college degree but am very good at making one good speech every 6 months.
16 October 2020 : There's also the part where this sounds like...bullshit.
16 October 2020 : This woman just told Trump he has a great smile and called him handsome, so everyone do a shot.
16 October 2020 : He's a busy guy, you know. 🚄🚄
16 October 2020 : Trump on Roe v Wade: "I would like to see a brilliant jurist, a brilliant person, who has done this uh in great depth and has actually started this issue for a long time, make a decision, and that's why I chose her." Amy Coney Barrett has been a judge for 2 years.
16 October 2020 : loooool https://www.rollcall.com/2008/08/25/school-pays-biden-healthy-stipend/
16 October 2020 : Oh, glad to see that side is also going poorly!
16 October 2020 : Jeff, Trump just made your job way easier! Lucky you.
16 October 2020 : Trump wants something that is much less expensive, much better, and will always protect people with preexisting conditions, soooo sounds like he supports banning private insurance and instituting medicare for all?
16 October 2020 : lmao
16 October 2020 : 🤨
16 October 2020 : Also if 85% of people who wore masks got COVID, DC would already be at herd immunity.
16 October 2020 : I own a modeling agency that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows in N/S America and Europe. I started losing clients in January. On February 12, my first entire show was canceled: MWC Barcelona, scheduled for Feb 24. I knew about coronavirus. That means Trump knew, too.
16 October 2020 : @travis_view , good luck with this.
16 October 2020 : Trump doesn't know if Qanon is real, and he doesn't know if there is a satanic pedophilia ring. So, drink up, kiddos. pic.twitter.com/oCzkRjek5g
16 October 2020 : where do i find people i like. help.
15 October 2020 : I guess what she means is it's hard to make $250,000 and pay your own mortgage AND the lavish rent of your adult child.
15 October 2020 : Sure, 173,000 Floridians were purged from the voter rolls in 2000 on the recommendation of a private corporation with Republican ties, but really the bigger deal is that 537 people stayed home on voting day that year.
15 October 2020 : Looks like Twitter is back just in time! 🤞🏻 pic.twitter.com/ov1Ki4Ui0T
15 October 2020 : Or, I can't make my own tweets. Guess I can respond!
15 October 2020 : I can't!
15 October 2020 : I don't yet know the real struggle of only making $250,000 or whatever, thank god.
15 October 2020 : My DC unemployment is $105 a week, the city gave my business a single $1,000 grant and told me to go fuck myself, and I already lost my housing. @CMBrookePinto what the actual fuck lmao
15 October 2020 : My unemployment is $105 a week and the city gave my business $1,000 grant, fuck me.
15 October 2020 : wait, what did brooke say?
15 October 2020 : 🤨 Will WE be, though?
15 October 2020 : That's the main horror I took away from this.
15 October 2020 : They no longer do that! It's very sad. In some states you can take a test to "update" your script, but they used to just ship out.
15 October 2020 : I have wondered if people who are snitty about others getting tested are just not leaving their houses at all, and live alone or with fellow WFHers? When I had it, I had no idea and could have easily infected people! Would have been nice to know!
15 October 2020 : Sorry I was so eager to complain I didn't even wait to read this tweet lol.
15 October 2020 : It's only happening if by notified you mean I just get $0 every week lol. I don't remember if I was notified for the application itself, but I knew to do it. pic.twitter.com/iTWpchu4hy
15 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316608118109995008?s=20
15 October 2020 : "Wise" lmao
15 October 2020 : This one was on a TV show. https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/22745173?source_impression_id=p3_1602791669_sPytTT27kPrEIedY
15 October 2020 : But then she would have missed her best days at work ever!!
15 October 2020 : Yeah, definitely not understanding what people aren't understanding about this. If I have no idea I have it, I'm going to keep going to my office, taking transit, and getting food. If I know I have it, I will not do those things?? Very strange to be upset with people for testing.
15 October 2020 : As it should be!!!
15 October 2020 : Stop being so anti American.
15 October 2020 : For someone who loves capitalism so much, Ian sure is bad at understanding cultural references created by corporations. https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1316605304780406785
15 October 2020 : For someone who loves capitalism so much, he sure is bad at understanding cultural references created by corporations.
15 October 2020 : She’s just having a blast, best hearing EVER! No idea what your problem is 🙃
15 October 2020 : When the dexamethasone wears off.
15 October 2020 : Because it's a scaaaam!!! Every time I order contacts I get more and more pissed off about this.
15 October 2020 : Oh yeah, for sure, see you here tonight!
15 October 2020 : Do you have insurance that covers it, at least? Idk why they cover glasses appointments and not contacts! And its a pandemic! Why are we putting our faces in other people's faces for info we already know??? Uuuuugh!!!
15 October 2020 : For years they didn't even check! They would give your doctor 3 days to return their call, and then they would just ship it. I rarely went to the eye doctor lol. idk what my vision is other than shit and -8.5 in contacts, but no one has ever seemed agreeable to that!
15 October 2020 : It's just a poverty tax and anyone making that generous defense is being disingenuous! An appointment costs more than a week of my unemployment lol.
15 October 2020 : I tried buying the big boxes of iced coffee that look like boxed wine, but realized I actually need an entire keg of it.
15 October 2020 : Well, except for everywhere outside of shitty America lol
15 October 2020 : Right, but my script hasn't changed in 10 years, and I'm unaware of any place that allows for that!
15 October 2020 : He put it in his butt.
15 October 2020 : Yeah, but this issue is still a scam in every state, and at best restricts buyers to one of the most expensive sellers of contacts. Federal abolishment of this requirement!
15 October 2020 : 1800 contacts lets you “renew” online for free...but not in DC lol. You can do it in VA tho so I took the metro to Rosslyn and did the eye test in the empty metro stop.
15 October 2020 : My Bumble is actually just a @mdc_dsa outreach program now, thanks. https://act.dsausa.org/donate/membership2020?akid=s973..OvWriK pic.twitter.com/bmZvQG7Sx5
15 October 2020 : Can we use COVID as a reason to stop requiring expensive annual eye exams to reorder contacts in the United States? It’s a scam.
15 October 2020 : Bloomberg did not give me that detail. 🤮
15 October 2020 : stop critiquing the discourse
15 October 2020 : Covid cock cash. pic.twitter.com/L0z8UmmFqM
15 October 2020 : WHY. pic.twitter.com/YQqYawRVB7
15 October 2020 : lol what pic.twitter.com/ubStE7u6j8
15 October 2020 : Thanks! It is not ideal, at least for me! Haha. yes, and they're always the ones doing the most complaining, too!
15 October 2020 : Only bc I ran out of characters!!! It said "my multi room, multi floor house I'm not in danger of losing." haha
15 October 2020 : and b) they have been condescending about my dating life because I'm single & outspoken. Theyre sitting at home with the two things that "give life meaning" that I don't have, and they are mad at me for....going out to find half that stuff? Okie doke.
15 October 2020 : I absolutely agree. I've been trying to hold my tongue to people who are crying about sitting at home when a) they're the same people who told me their kids are the best things in their life and when I find the right guy I'll want kids too;
15 October 2020 : Sincerely, I'm glad *this* isn't just me! i was starting to wonder if I was like...surrounded by outliers lol. How do they not realize????
15 October 2020 : I asked on Facebook what the transmission rates needed to be like for ppl to go out again, and a bunch of people were like "I haven't been anywhere since March and I won't until there is a vaccine!" Scrolling their facebooks showed me vacations, gatherings, spouses/partners. lol
15 October 2020 : I didn't do bad stuff, I just fixed bread prices! https://twitter.com/allisongeroi/status/1316767530665553924
15 October 2020 : Am I the only person who has been sitting at home and following the rules since March? Just me and my partner, working our remote jobs, with our children we love. Can't believe single, jobless, hopeless, and broke people no longer care if they live or die, and dare to go out!
15 October 2020 : Pretty sure you’re in a similar field and so as you know we’re getting totally screwed — all the aid is for bars and restaurants. I’m not really sure why people think single, broke, jobless hopeless people are gonna chill at home alone forever lol
15 October 2020 : Also people who like wfh are like...cultists. I’ve ALWAYS hated it. I own a business in the trade show industry so im fucked, but last month I started using my EIDL to go back to wework. I might not have any clients or income but at least I want to die slightly less now.
15 October 2020 : @Mimiification If my employed friends want to go to a bar and buy me drinks, hell yeah. At this point blaming individual actors for the pandemic is absurd. It’s like saying that because you don’t recycle, climate change exists. Totally shifting blame from the systems in place to human actors.
15 October 2020 : All this. I sat alone in a basement for months, jobless and broke, and at some point (when I lost said basement apartment) I snapped and decided I really didn’t care if I died of covid, so fuck it. I’m not an asshole, but no one is providing financial help, and I can’t anymore!
15 October 2020 : Restaurants and bars aren’t the only deeply fucked businesses.
15 October 2020 : All he did was work on bread prices, Allison, okay? 🍞📈
15 October 2020 : @JakeSherman @JStein_WaPo @senatemajldr Sooo can that be another $218 billion in stimulus checks and $6,000 in expanded UI to the 25 million unemployed people for September 19- December 26?
15 October 2020 : Ethan, when did they stop providing free beer? I left March 9th, I think -- when I emailed them about rejoining White House or joining Navy Yard, they assured me 100% of amenities were open (which was a lie, bc the gym isn't, and that's built into the cost).
15 October 2020 : Pretty sure there are ~30 episodes of The Daily about Trump voters whose businesses have been in danger of going under due to this!
15 October 2020 : One kick to the head and you’re gone! Just dead! Donkeys are so chill. One of my clients would partner up with a donkey rescue when I lived in Texas and I showed up to every event they brought them to.
15 October 2020 : But also horses are terrifying and donkeys are cool.
15 October 2020 : My rural grandfather used to make fun of me for having a very similar opinion.
15 October 2020 : Is my timeline going to be 50% dunking on Marcus Goodwin until after the election is over? This rules.
15 October 2020 : Hey what do you think should happen to all of us who can’t pay our rent? You know. Since you’re opposed to an eviction moratorium during a global pandemic and financial crisis?
15 October 2020 : Someone posted this on Facebook and it's great. pic.twitter.com/S06wJ1SJ65
15 October 2020 : Oh that's horrible! I think DC landlords are very afraid now honestly lol. 1 bedrooms are now going for what a studio was a year ago. Directly across the river in VA, my friend had an experience that sounds very similar to yours, giving her the run around. Sorry to hear!
15 October 2020 : Well, in the units I toured. Obviously people live in the buildings.
15 October 2020 : Wild. Here, private landlords are still charging out the ass and corporate landlords are tanking their prices, so no one is touring the more expensive private places. I've toured a dozen apartment complexes in the last 5 weeks and 0 had tenants in the units.
15 October 2020 : It's more not wanting kids lol
15 October 2020 : SOUNDING GOOD, MISTER PRESIDENT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!! https://twitter.com/bad_takes/status/1316525132068909060
15 October 2020 : lol i constantly hit the wall of "no more candidates" here so i can only image
15 October 2020 : A lot of people I know have moved to an identical unit in their building to save $300-600 a month.
15 October 2020 : Hey @AOC I know it’s a little late, but I’m just throwing this out there. pic.twitter.com/KBjUJOKWuy
15 October 2020 : Hmmm seems like with your job you might be easily exposed and perhaps quarantining in your home! Also if your landlord is private and the market there is anything like DC's right now, no one is going to want to tour.
15 October 2020 : lol how is this ratio working for you? seems less than ideal! pic.twitter.com/6bEBGhQpJv
15 October 2020 : I'm a District resident, and I support harassing the fucking hell out of ALL of our elected officials, local and national, until WE GET FINANCIAL RELIEF. https://twitter.com/GoodWinForDC/status/1316521180468318208
15 October 2020 : Marcus Goodwin is first and foremost a real estate developer, and his interests lie in protecting his main career — not in helping people in DC who have been greatly impacted by coronavirus. Also he wants to defund DCRA, because he fucking sucks. https://twitter.com/rmc031/status/1306022830593712129
15 October 2020 : This fucking guy, I swear to god. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316523863791071234
15 October 2020 : How many of these guys are awful. pic.twitter.com/g3uprtnHxC
15 October 2020 : In 2008, 4.5 hours in a zip code that was 4% white.
14 October 2020 : Marcus, when will you uphold your pact we have as a society and start paying my fucking rent, since you don’t support an eviction moratorium?
14 October 2020 : Why did all these non racists protest Obama for years?!? pic.twitter.com/psKmjPyqQQ
14 October 2020 : It’s really ballsy of Bumble and Tinder to ask me to pay actual American dollars to see all of the horrible men who swiped right on me. Why would I do this?????
14 October 2020 : lol still can't believe Wolf Blitzer has done more for my financial and emotional needs than any of my shitty ass elected officials.
14 October 2020 : horseshoe theory is when i briefly get ⭐️⭐️⭐️ followers
14 October 2020 : PSA: Republicans who claim to be worried about suicides from lockdowns but don’t aggressively advocate for stimulus checks and extended unemployment are liars, and they do not give a fuck if people kill themselves over the lockdowns.
14 October 2020 : damn this ruled for a second pic.twitter.com/6gBWJs3YEZ
14 October 2020 : It’s so catchy.
14 October 2020 : I actually started him with hunter Biden and then that one, if it’s the one I think you mean, with the video. For quuuuuuu anonymous, going on forums, watching the YouTube’s!
14 October 2020 : It's 73 degrees today.
14 October 2020 : Wonder if these guys carried around “If you’re not racist why didn’t you vote for Obama?” signs?
14 October 2020 : Anyway, here's some of the people will opinions on abortions at SCOTUS today lol pic.twitter.com/yB4zF1DXlF
14 October 2020 : “My name is Marcus Goodwin, and I approve this message.”
14 October 2020 : @AITA_reddit ALAB
14 October 2020 : Pro Amy Coney Barrett counter protesters are in front of SCOTUS yelling that abortion betrays women and women deserve better, which is an odd take considering I think my vagina NOT ripping to my asshole is better than, you know. Birth. pic.twitter.com/AbulkbACvB
14 October 2020 : Pro ACB protesters are at SCOTUS yelling that abortion betrays women and women deserve better, which is an odd take considering I think my vagina NOT ripping to my asshole is better than, you know. Birth. pic.twitter.com/cxwLMjNCAj
14 October 2020 : Everyone who aborts at 8 months is doing so for a medical reason. To claim otherwise is to fall for a GOP trap and lie. This is what I’ve said from OP on.
14 October 2020 : Oh you’re just a troll, or worse, someone who isn’t living in the real world. got it.
14 October 2020 : Actually maybe pregnancy fetishists would get pregnant for the fun of aborting at 7 months? Idk tho.
14 October 2020 : Also I don’t give a fuck why someone is aborting. I don’t want my vagina ripping to my asshole and I don’t want to be responsible for a fish, never mind a child. Abort.
14 October 2020 : I still have no idea what youre talking about. Literally no one is getting an abortion that far along for any reason that isnt medical. If you truly believe that the GOP is ok with medical exemptions and they’re easy to get, I have a beach front property in Oklahoma to sell you.
14 October 2020 : Pregnancy sucks shit and people don’t go through 8 months of it to gleefully abort. Is that easier?
14 October 2020 : I have no clue what you’re trying to communicate, sorry.
14 October 2020 : Welp! The White House WeWork promised me they would “work with me” and my grandfathered rates when I temporarily left in March. In actuality they jacked up the rates $70 and didn’t do shit for me, so I joined a competitor lmao.
14 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uLxYMo6BSK
14 October 2020 : Pleeease you KNOW I started off with Hunter Biden. Mostly because I need people to understand why I keep saying I'M HUNTER BIDEN, I'M A TOTAL LOSER YOUUUUUUUU CRAIN YOUUUUUUUU CRAIN
14 October 2020 : Spending my morning spamming people with some of my favorite Qanon songs, like JFK Jr is Alive and Podesta's Playpen. pic.twitter.com/XlG8QswKiK
14 October 2020 : Not really sure what you're asking, honestly. The average 8 month abortion seeker is having an abortion because there is a serious complication that will result in death. Pregnancy does carry risk; the state of mind of the carrier has no impact.
14 October 2020 : Pregnancy seems like an awful, miserable experience and I would have an abortion without hesitation. That being said, who are these women the GOP wants us to believe exist that are really into all the risks of pregnancy just to abort at 7-8 months wo reason?
14 October 2020 : They have all the answers!
14 October 2020 : @LeftAccidental
14 October 2020 : Go watch 100 hours of OANN and then get back to us on these issues, Nick.
14 October 2020 : In 2008 I waited for 4.5 hours to vote in PG County in a zip code that was 4% white. Wonder if we’re gonna remember this is a problem and actually work to fix it now that places like neighboring Fairfax County have lines that are less than half of that.
14 October 2020 : 79% of you are messing up pic.twitter.com/NtQFRqVjVY
14 October 2020 : Blackkklansman is amazing.
14 October 2020 : Thank you for your service, comrade!
14 October 2020 : lmao IMAGINE prioritizing cutting money earmarked for consumer and regulatory affairs!!!!!!!! What the fuck is wrong with you guys. pic.twitter.com/wi6Q8utZzo
14 October 2020 : lol fuck bringing the washington football team to actual dc. pic.twitter.com/AulE91JnyU
14 October 2020 : Shouldn't be begging for fucking scraps.
14 October 2020 : Yeah, he did. My salary was $1,400 a week. What I'm getting is a joke, and the jobs that are hiring don't pay my bills.
14 October 2020 : I take him everywhere. pic.twitter.com/KBs4mmcJIN
14 October 2020 : This is my only Kevin. I love him, he's majestic. pic.twitter.com/xE9sdwOaQM
14 October 2020 : 😬
14 October 2020 : Done! I'll be in the Baltimore DSA shirt.
14 October 2020 : sure why not. did you get buttons? i can bring a couple.
14 October 2020 : Ok.
14 October 2020 : Oh well if you think I should watch it, this is all you had to say to me.
14 October 2020 : Is this a pro gold digging account? 🤔
13 October 2020 : This is so stupid. pic.twitter.com/QBiiUbXVh6
13 October 2020 : I know a bunch of women and this doesn’t check out, sorry guy.
13 October 2020 : Ideal situation.
13 October 2020 : Resistance hero Nancy pelosi would never let people suffer just bc of that! 🙃
13 October 2020 : MY PEOPLE!!! I never come across fellow pro flats in real life.
13 October 2020 : This is a shitty strategy to begin with, but only made worse when you consider his generic name and complete lack of photos. But obviously we do not hook up with people who live in Virginia. pic.twitter.com/T5qOTMTCyk
13 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/tcGVf228FG
13 October 2020 : Just clarifying my intent!
13 October 2020 : A good man who was framed and innocent!
13 October 2020 : They should all be so innocent and so pardoned!
13 October 2020 : Not sure I can express in TOS abiding words how pissed off Nancy Pelosi made me in that Wolf Blitzer interview. Unrelated, here is a photo of a true American hero many of our current elected officials should take notes from. pic.twitter.com/XIxFr9LjbK
13 October 2020 : Oh don't worry I will be watching it all later.
13 October 2020 : THIS. BITCH!!!!
13 October 2020 : . @SpeakerPelosi is saying she and her colleagues represent the people who are suffering, but not one of those motherfuckers has responded to any of my attempts to reach out.
13 October 2020 : No, I absolutely love it. Sure, I'm fucking homeless now, but Pelosi is keeping her integrity or whatever.
13 October 2020 : Hey @TeamPelosi ! Do you have any respect for me, a person making 1/14th of my income on unemployment? A person who has lost my home? Get fucked. I don't give a shit if the GOP wants my spleen!!!!!
13 October 2020 : this bitch.
13 October 2020 : The office is mostly empty so I'll just turn it on full blast here, ty
13 October 2020 : One year ago today I ran my first race ever, less than 8 months after getting 6 screws drilled into my ankle bones! Miss youuuu, @StephenJosiah13 !!! pic.twitter.com/VPb620Z2Ty
13 October 2020 : lmao shut up ahahahahah
13 October 2020 : Hectomillionaires should not exist, but since this one does, feel free to CashApp me personally, or "invest" in my business with a grant, @kevinolearytv ! pic.twitter.com/4JzgILTpSI
13 October 2020 : You don't live in a city if $1200 is even close to a months rent and if $1600 a week does jack shit.
13 October 2020 : I mean, both fall short, especially alone.
13 October 2020 : No idea who @kevinolearytv is but he seems like a real sack of shit, tbh. Lmao $400, fuck this guy. Hey Kevin, are you hiring for any positions that pay $1400 a week? That's what I've been missing since March, you condescending jackass. https://twitter.com/CNBCMakeIt/status/1316061339912155136
13 October 2020 : lol $400 and no $1200? get fucked, @kevinolearytv
13 October 2020 : It's been 3 months, I already feel like one.
13 October 2020 : No, thank god! The rice pervert is the last one that I posted in real time.
13 October 2020 : lols
13 October 2020 : Very normal and good thing said by many non racists!!!
13 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316079963255300096?s=20
13 October 2020 : 😂😂
13 October 2020 : Proof that OKCupid's match percentage is a joke. pic.twitter.com/6P7ORI3uJJ
13 October 2020 : Thank you!! I was very very nervous and I spilled make up on my collar lmao
13 October 2020 : Imagine wanting to fuck in front of Mike Pence. pic.twitter.com/FZFWnSAdyB
13 October 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/V8pViPlhyQ
13 October 2020 : I will bond with him over how Obamacare does not, in fact, ROCK.
13 October 2020 : Famous is a stretch! http://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=966237100087571
13 October 2020 : This was back when you could message without matching!!! Thank god haha
13 October 2020 : Nah, not really! 😂
13 October 2020 : DC gave me a $1,000 grant even though I proved over 20k in lost revenue in the first 10 days of the pandemic lmao.
13 October 2020 : Here: https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316076477725790208?s=20
13 October 2020 : I am Black Lives Matter. pic.twitter.com/XWS5puV5ON
13 October 2020 : Thanks! We are definitely the worst hit industry, and I got a whopping $1,000 PPP, $8,000 EIDL, and $105 a week in unemployment lmao. Wild! Usually it's pretty neat!
13 October 2020 : I own an agency that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows in n and s America and Europe. https://instagram.com/aperturemanagement?igshid=6wla7gyfgyhs
13 October 2020 : Not applicable to me, but yes, true!
13 October 2020 : Economic anxiety???
13 October 2020 : Oh I have worse, don’t worry!!
13 October 2020 : I wasn’t the one who turned it into a contest.
13 October 2020 : Anyway I lost my home and think about killing myself everyday so at least I’d be too busy to actually do it if I was working a shit job again. Lmao
13 October 2020 : My point wasn’t about minimum wage workers assasinating someone. My point was about the tens of millions of devastated people barely and not even hanging on seeming more likely to do so v people who have been and continue to work multiple minimum wage jobs.
13 October 2020 : I’m sure it’s not but 30 million of us are living on UI and many of us are making less than $100 a week.
13 October 2020 : Nothing but respect for MY president, James Hodgkinson. pic.twitter.com/Q322WxwaLT
13 October 2020 : Must be nice to have a job.
13 October 2020 : Truly baffling to me that there have been plots against the governors of Virginia and Michigan, and not against the politicians who refuse to pass stimulus packages.
13 October 2020 : I meant Michigan aaaah guess I got him on my brain.
13 October 2020 : Truly baffling to me that there have been plots against the governors of Virginia and Maryland, and not against the politicians who refuse to pass stimulus packages.
13 October 2020 : Nothing says "I love you" like falling into a k hole, fuck yeah.
13 October 2020 : Please do better in the future!
13 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316028671665168384?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1316028671665168384
13 October 2020 : I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of libertarian general body meetings, and then asked it to create a twitter account. pic.twitter.com/6A2GMLjumA
13 October 2020 : Someone has it on in the upstairs common room at my office and I had to put on head phones to drown her out.
13 October 2020 : Hmmm seems anti American idk
13 October 2020 : maybe the reason i rarely get matches is bc i dont market myself well lmao
13 October 2020 : Because they're awful!
13 October 2020 : Am I gonna be rich now, Jeff?
13 October 2020 : Breaking news from Mitt. pic.twitter.com/7EA6j6l90T
13 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/InsertPun_/status/1315610758466732033?s=20
13 October 2020 : Oh this reminds me, I should find the conversation I had with an Elon Musk guy on Hinge.
13 October 2020 : I think a winning strategy is to message a woman on a dating app and tell her that men don't benefit from sexism, they're just big and strong. pic.twitter.com/8mnsNIaxDF
13 October 2020 : Does this work???? Combined with superliking me (so presumably everyone), this seems like an exceptionally weird tactic??? pic.twitter.com/5oHmQEjBQV
13 October 2020 : Ooooh I seeeeee. pic.twitter.com/Q2sVCDEyX0
13 October 2020 : Hi, I have not received my ballot that was marked as mailed to me on 9/25. Can you please tell me who to contact?
13 October 2020 : Tell him he can sign my extended unemployment back pay check.
13 October 2020 : Isn’t this what church is? Lmao
13 October 2020 : “I'm like a convalescent hospital for broken men” might be one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever heard. https://t.co/fmy0up3A9f
13 October 2020 : Can’t think of a single politician who should be allowed to peacefully sleep rn so 🤷🏼‍♀️
13 October 2020 : Can’t believe she has a job and I don’t.
13 October 2020 : Your name 😂😱
13 October 2020 : Holy shit that’s awful! I’m sorry! Unbelievable.
13 October 2020 : I am the kind of asshole that if I'm minding my own business at a bar and a guy comes up to talk to me, I tell him to pay the toll of purchasing me a drink. And STILL!!!
13 October 2020 : What the FUCK??? I have never had anyone do shit like that. I thought it only happened on TV?????
13 October 2020 : Mike Pence says sexuality is a choice, and he is a LIAR!
13 October 2020 : lmao i rarely match with anyone and get very few messages. maybe a couple a month?
13 October 2020 : But idk most men I meet my age or older who dont have or want kids kind of suck shit, doesn't really matter if they're from a club, sport, or app! Actually, most men suck shit!
13 October 2020 : Fortunately no one has ever asked for sex for a dinner and drinks.
13 October 2020 : I have been dating a lot longer than a year! Haha. I don't bother rejecting someone after a first date, I just block them. If I have to pay, I'm not going on a second date.
13 October 2020 : Online is no better or worse than anything else imo but I'd love a shortcut!
13 October 2020 : Never worked for me! Haha. I met one boyfriend from not online, pro: he was very rich and several pools in his house, and con: he's now fucking my former friend!
13 October 2020 : Oh I mean like. In general lol. It’s not a pandemic related plan!
13 October 2020 : tell me a better way!
13 October 2020 : The men are not sending their best.
13 October 2020 : TOO ACCURATE.
13 October 2020 : I will knock on doors in a pandemic for any candidate who publicly rolls their face off and admits it.
13 October 2020 : 😬😬
13 October 2020 : I would have been way more likely to match this, low carb diet be dammed.
13 October 2020 : what does this mean. pic.twitter.com/6OJywjzzcQ
13 October 2020 : OMG ALEX OMG
13 October 2020 : i'm thirsty everywhere, it's fine.
13 October 2020 : Yeah I've been that person it's fiiiine
13 October 2020 : I mean. Yeah? I haven't had sex in 12 weeks, fuck off.
13 October 2020 : I was also stalked today!!! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1315712547077713923?s=20
13 October 2020 : This is everyone's curse right now.
13 October 2020 : Help a tragedy. pic.twitter.com/GrEpSdQOMr
13 October 2020 : is this a parody accounting you're rt-ing?
13 October 2020 : Smashbox Always On mostly stays put and doesn’t run onto my face at all.
13 October 2020 : I said would be!!
13 October 2020 : If Trump is Master Shake, does that mean Mark Levin died?
13 October 2020 : Taking a bunch of drugs and making out with men and beautiful women would be the most relatable thing Trump has ever done, tbh.
12 October 2020 : I, for one, am very convinced that the man offering to make out with all the men and women in his crowd is doing GREAT and is TOTALLY RECOVERED AND OFF MEDICATION. HELL YEAH, MR PRESIDENT!
12 October 2020 : NO HORNY ON MAIN!!!! https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1315794552591187969
12 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/raaleh/status/1315795053495889927?s=20 dead.
12 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/gECt7USAjS
12 October 2020 : Hell yeah. pic.twitter.com/qy4mW12gS2
12 October 2020 : 😬 Watch the season with Kacy Catanzaro!
12 October 2020 : Does anyone here know how to make a leaderboard ad and can I have you make me one.
12 October 2020 : Idk how anyone could think Bernie supporters were too mean on Twitter when the k hive exists, but it's almost like they're just full of shit.
12 October 2020 : I remember when Jezebel wrote about him and he came to the comments section 😂😂
12 October 2020 : Didnt incels already invent sexual mutual aid when they demanded the government give them girlfriends or whatever.
12 October 2020 : If someone I was dating took me to Cracker Barrel in the beginning of the courtship or whatever, I would block his number.
12 October 2020 : Also we have his wife to thank for a lot of problems ugh pls move. pic.twitter.com/cPWFHD0vJz
12 October 2020 : idk if you've ever come across them, but Judy Venn is my largest competitor (well, in the same way someone making soda in their kitchen for sale at the farmers market would call Coca Cola a "competitor") and they dissolved in May. Bloodbath.
12 October 2020 : THIRD: Digital Signage Expo swore to god they were going on with their show in Vegas in Nov, and then just canceled it and went out of business lmao all in one swoop. https://twitter.com/AVPhenom/status/1308051300941066241?s=20
12 October 2020 : Okay so first I know that show, and second I had a client do a chargeback on his card when ISC West was rescheduled even though I'm literally a one person company!! AmEx ruled in my favor. I think that's pretty understandable.
12 October 2020 : @FreeMassTransit what do u see pic.twitter.com/B2k563Z547
12 October 2020 : Yeah but pretty essential to the show floor itself. If I've ever harassed you on LinkedIn, I apologize! hahaha
12 October 2020 : Oh damn that super sucks, then. Hopefully you're essential to the planning of the shows! I've been trying to figure how far out into 2021 I need to go to start asking clients for deposits lol. I'm thinking...September? 😫
12 October 2020 : The fucking audacity of men. pic.twitter.com/mninx9EseZ
12 October 2020 : I have no self control so I want him to fight with meeee https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1315717778666553344?s=20
12 October 2020 : Good luck to you, I have no idea what to do or what field to go to!
12 October 2020 : Yeah I would say 6-8 months is a good estimate. I'm guessing it's a company that produces the smaller local shows, and not like International Builder Show or something. I know some small local shit is still happening, so that's definitely coming back first.
12 October 2020 : Mike, I own a modeling agency, and I would like to say that you are both very stupid and very wrong.
12 October 2020 : lol this guy is so fucking stupid I don’t know how he manages to not accidentally kill himself doing basic tasks throughout the day. pic.twitter.com/1rIVJ8wHE7
12 October 2020 : That sucks, I’m sorry to hear that! Is there hope you’ll be able to go back, or are they closing?
12 October 2020 : lol they're trying to pass this off as news AGAIN???
12 October 2020 : Happy Halloween, bitches. Wear a stupid mask and fling candy at kids from at least 6 feet away. #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/xMUKsBjG8W
12 October 2020 : Lies.
12 October 2020 : Where’s the rest of that jalapeño?!
12 October 2020 : Why has this guy been watching me for an hour??? Creep. pic.twitter.com/R6HIrHKkec
12 October 2020 : what about the haters and losers.
12 October 2020 : IT TOTALLY HURTS MY FEELINGS WHEN YOU CALL ME OUT ON ALL THE HURTFUL, RACIST SHIT I'VE DONE. https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1315704282176466944
12 October 2020 : lol this is all in the last two or so weeks, but I'm sure the economy is doing great and we don't need stimulus. This definitely doesn't impact literally hundreds of thousands of people!!!! Live events and trade shows are so fucked. pic.twitter.com/iwgIBz6D8q
12 October 2020 : Still waiting on the Beezy crossover, @ddale8 .
12 October 2020 : For years I’ve felt that way about this bash save pic.twitter.com/4NRBrYhz5Q
12 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/nqgLlOsX9a
12 October 2020 : No. pic.twitter.com/jIdcgYOisZ
12 October 2020 : Men are canceled. https://twitter.com/upshotnyt/status/1315627295525277696
12 October 2020 : If sexuality was a choice.... https://twitter.com/ellemagazine/status/1315522066796421123
12 October 2020 : Oh, Emily does NOT learn or grow.
12 October 2020 : I don't even know what that is, ha.
12 October 2020 : Imagine 8000 hours of everyone knowing you're dumb and you not caring.
12 October 2020 : I mean, my immediate reaction is that I'm grateful you consider this off topic.
12 October 2020 : this bitch straight up said "oh i know normandy, saving private ryan."
12 October 2020 : Emily in Paris!
12 October 2020 : It's awful.
12 October 2020 : She’s scandalized by a nipple piercing on a woman but she just fucked a 17 year old.
12 October 2020 : Emily in Paris
12 October 2020 : WHAT THE FUCK. pic.twitter.com/pbS3K4GNrt
12 October 2020 : well he ended up in a very bad situation, so i think this proves your judgment is off.
12 October 2020 : have you considered the avocados were a mistake
12 October 2020 : 🤨
12 October 2020 : LISTENING, SIR.
12 October 2020 : Thief!
12 October 2020 : Also, is Will looking at the same Trump I'm looking at? lmao. "Recovered."
12 October 2020 : Close! pic.twitter.com/jHARTDqUDA
12 October 2020 : Fuck this guy. https://twitter.com/jamaalbowmanny/status/1315385390258364416
12 October 2020 : I can’t afford to have housing any longer, @JamaalBowmanNY . Can you just pass whatever stimulus the GOP will allow and stop saying dumb shit like this?
11 October 2020 : Started, went, at. 😫😥 pic.twitter.com/6psLRd5SlG
11 October 2020 : Gotta keep the internal rage fire burning.
11 October 2020 : Is getting pepper sprayed justification for shooting someone. I’m sure the cops will let us know soon.
11 October 2020 : Not great in terms of what
11 October 2020 : Why are all of her clothes so hideous.
11 October 2020 : Why am I watching this. pic.twitter.com/XZsNzAP8Uj
11 October 2020 : Yeah it’s because the Dems suck.
11 October 2020 : But thank you for explaining to me that my Pell grant isn’t the source of my debt lmao
11 October 2020 : Idk lots of people I know just have their normal 50k a year jobs and don’t want to give trump an upper hand.
11 October 2020 : The op wasn’t saying the Pell grant gets forgiven. They were saying recipients of Pell grants get their debt forgiven, so idk
11 October 2020 : HAHAHHAHAAH I’m a full pelt grant recipient with an assload of student loan debt so I fucking wish.
11 October 2020 : Bet they’ll still only give me $1,000 again, even after I prove like half a million in lost revenue lmao
11 October 2020 : In March I shared a bed and food w someone who got sick. Her live in boyfriend got tested, and they were told it was one test per household. Another friend of mine was told the same thing when her and her kid were sick. I was never “allowed” to be tested and told assume yes. 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://twitter.com/amandamull/status/1315303953224138764
11 October 2020 : How this bitch been charging her phone? pic.twitter.com/XXSNx68wgZ
11 October 2020 : 20 points!!!!! Lmao what!!!!!!!
11 October 2020 : Don't give a fuck about SNL tonight or Bill Burr, but I got real emotional when I thought Bill Barr was trending -- figured he died of COVID or something. Damn.
11 October 2020 : Well, dolphins are known rapists.
11 October 2020 : If anyone thinks it's okay to wait, you should simply block me from social media and your life. https://twitter.com/ModeledBehavior/status/1315053198080643079
11 October 2020 : Watching Ready or Not and laughing at the idea anyone would put up w this weird rich people shit, then remembering I spent years with a guy whose family did a whole ass talent show on Thanksgiving in their property's chapel. Maybe I'm more susceptible than I would like to think.
11 October 2020 : Watching Ready or Not and laughing at the idea anyone would put up w this weird rich people shit, then remembering I spent years with a guy whose family did a whole ass talent show on Thanksgivings in their property's chapel. Maybe Im more susceptible than I would like to think.
11 October 2020 : ok ill go buy a bottle rn if you INSIST, gosh.
11 October 2020 : No doubt, but that doesn't convince me coughey mcgee is doing great.
11 October 2020 : I mean, statistically anyone can live, but I just really doubt all these cases are what they're making them to be. Does your dad have asthma? Also, glad to hear he's ok now!
11 October 2020 : If I'm stuck married to someone this unbelievably insufferable, I deserve more than 3% of his money. https://twitter.com/alamentarius/status/1313579193683210240
11 October 2020 : Hi Frank!
11 October 2020 : Is this for the casinos?
11 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/4H2mdgYxGL
11 October 2020 : VOTE.
10 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fXAc94wvW3
10 October 2020 : This cat is making the exact facial expression my sister would make as a kid when she would pretend I pushed her, fling her body down, and then peak at me from behind my mom when she'd yell at me for bullying my sister lmao. pic.twitter.com/NP4hXlSIEt
10 October 2020 : Before him, America was v great.
10 October 2020 : Orange man.
10 October 2020 : I need both of these. pic.twitter.com/aRtYCH7pD7
10 October 2020 : Absolute sluts.
10 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/1xSpplIscJ
10 October 2020 : Okay but what if he had been too weakly to do it when he tried.
10 October 2020 : Scantily clad ones?
10 October 2020 : ??? https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1315048023416807426
10 October 2020 : My modeling agency’s suggested reels are 100% models mostly in bikinis, bc thats who I interact with.
10 October 2020 : This bitch is in sleeves wearing more than I do to work in an office 😂
10 October 2020 : 🚮 pic.twitter.com/FAdyYNgDMq
10 October 2020 : Have you considered listening to your own bio?
10 October 2020 : Whatever she’s a fraud, not a single hoop in the photo 😥
10 October 2020 : Fuck, my life has been missing the memo for 26 months.
10 October 2020 : I'm white but unemployed and I support your message.
10 October 2020 : lol thatll do it but this wont? fucking love it. pic.twitter.com/2JFPHAZA62
10 October 2020 : jeff sorry all i do here is fight with people in your comments
10 October 2020 : They’re an asshole, fuck them
10 October 2020 : In theory yeah but I'm usually the only person on the bus so it hasn't been tested yet 😂
10 October 2020 : Not having to pay for the bus since March has absolutely ruled.
10 October 2020 : you almost got me clicking view with this one, but i am strong and will refrain pic.twitter.com/6yFfHyI8tQ
10 October 2020 : lol idk what's going on but i'm so glad i have a policy of muting people the second they say some dumb shit.
10 October 2020 : February lol
10 October 2020 : I don’t want a phone number to call, I don’t want your sympathy, I don’t want your life advice. I don’t care. That shit isn’t going to give me money — all I want is some fucking money. Harass your elected officials. Understand what is happening. The dems should take any deal.
10 October 2020 : Just straight up, I do not see myself going to February without financial support. There is no chance I’m alone in feeling that way. Im not interested in living a long life broke af on my mom's couch, I’m not interested in being stuck forever. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1314987088983601152
10 October 2020 : yeah thanks it's just not enough at this point. appreciate the thought, but i'm not interested in a life living on my mom's couch barely getting by and dying young anyway. appreciate what you do tho.
10 October 2020 : Imagine thinking Bernie pulls the strings!
10 October 2020 : I'm sure this tweet was definitely written by the guy whose microphone oscillates bigly. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1314998881126625280
10 October 2020 : And I am almost definitely one of them, so that person can run their voting ass mouth to someone who hasn't been living on scraps since march.
10 October 2020 : Get fucked, honestly.
10 October 2020 : Straight up, I do not see myself going to February wo financial support. No chance Im alone in feeling that way. Im not interested in living a long life broke af on my mom's couch. I dont want a phone number to call, I want some fucking money. Harass your elected officials. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1314987501132668934
10 October 2020 : I sent emails out to every elected official before I lost my house begging them for guidance, and most couldn't be bothered to respond. In *August.* In blue DC. They're definitely failing
10 October 2020 : As far as I can tell, it's what they AND my local officials want.
10 October 2020 : I'm talking myself out of the last one everyday, so just DM me whatever needs burned down.
10 October 2020 : Hm, I'd guess evictions, hunger, and suicide.
10 October 2020 : I honestly don't believe either of them are doing great. The Fox segment was pre-recorded.
10 October 2020 : No, we need to suffer longer first. The more of us who off ourselves, the better.
10 October 2020 : Great, cashapp us your extra money then. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/izbcQxnv80
10 October 2020 : If I was that broke I wouldn't think about killing myself everyday lmao
10 October 2020 : It's 73 degrees today, Max.
10 October 2020 : It's a joke about the temporarily embarrassed b/m-illionaires. I rarely see poor, broke dems defending billionaires, which is my point and a qualifier.
10 October 2020 : I’m open to being wrong, but I disagree bc the op says billionaires and not millionaires.
10 October 2020 : Lmao zjarr
10 October 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/hoFjjqXyU9
10 October 2020 : Being a straight misandrist is already tough, and these don’t help.
10 October 2020 : Yesterday he was the worst off of any important republicans official trump had infected. 🤨
10 October 2020 : they mourn. pic.twitter.com/B5DBPfLrhh
10 October 2020 : They're actually going to assemble one of these on the ellipse tomorrow for trump's 2000 person event.
10 October 2020 : if u insist ok i will
10 October 2020 : He's as aware of Barron's whereabouts as you are of Tiffany's.
10 October 2020 : always
10 October 2020 : Fuck me. pic.twitter.com/kQTAoF2PAK
10 October 2020 : trump is rolling out of his mind on these steroids and still never thinks to mention her.
10 October 2020 : statistically she's fine ok
10 October 2020 : Me first, Julian.
10 October 2020 : I don’t knooooow. They gotta bring it back right?? We aren’t the conspiracists!!!
10 October 2020 : ☹️ Discord is being a giant asshole today.
10 October 2020 : It’s on a retweet I’m just a creep.
10 October 2020 : I told you I own an agency that specializes in this! We can get you to a 10/10 in no time.
10 October 2020 : Sir! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1314742319174889472?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1314742319174889472
10 October 2020 : Correct.
10 October 2020 : Greenhouse.
10 October 2020 : I hate it like I hate the suburbs though.
10 October 2020 : I’m in eastern market in dc so that’s a swing and a miss by far on half!
10 October 2020 : Who is the target demographic for this COVID barn? pic.twitter.com/O9AIiVDm5Q
10 October 2020 : Hello I have found something worse than a Zoom date or virtual half marathon. pic.twitter.com/RWW8AugPub
10 October 2020 : It’s gone! pic.twitter.com/XAmbPXBjKR
9 October 2020 : You’re welcome it’s so good
9 October 2020 : Realizing now this might be incredibly niche so https://twitter.com/levinejonathan/status/1067851812789780480?s=21
9 October 2020 : EXCLUSIVE: Donald Trump is looking great hanging out with Mark Levin post interview! The lame stream media would NEVER show you this! Thank you Mr. President!! pic.twitter.com/nC1H94Sw1L
9 October 2020 : lol one year ago today! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1182008300268933121
9 October 2020 : Lmao f
9 October 2020 : Wait. https://twitter.com/eater/status/1314655962658156545?s=21 https://twitter.com/eater/status/1314655962658156545
9 October 2020 : Tobacco and caramel buddy wash.
9 October 2020 : I hate every word of this. pic.twitter.com/OtFzhUvVpT
9 October 2020 : The founding fathers didn’t use tampons or birth control, and they didn’t wear deodorant, so guess I’m done with those things in the name of anti socialism. https://twitter.com/anarchomuaddab/status/1314636513288892416
9 October 2020 : But also am I just the last person who is totally disinterested in the idea of home ownership?? I don’t want to be a landlord and I don’t want to be tied to one place.
9 October 2020 : Almost everyone I’ve ever been in a relationship with does, guess I shoulda schmoozed my way into their paperwork.
9 October 2020 : I don’t think that covers muting, though. Just blocking.
9 October 2020 : Right?? Like, wow, still being able to afford a home in October 2020 wonder what that's like.
9 October 2020 : Three times in the last 90 minutes I've forgotten if I'm listening to Howard Stern or Rush Limbaugh, so it's all just one person imo
9 October 2020 : lol the first time I heard my Trump supporting family members suggest we "deport LeBron James" I was very confused, but now it tracks. https://twitter.com/karentravers/status/1314620349586305026?s=20
9 October 2020 : Mr President I will swim in a sea of broken covid glass to vote for you if this is true.
9 October 2020 : drain the swamp, fill the lungs.
9 October 2020 : i heart radio app. just search rush limbaugh and 3 stations come up.
9 October 2020 : For instance, coronavirus has made me lose all my money, and I'm still a radical leftist.
9 October 2020 : Like, why did he say it SO MANY times??
9 October 2020 : Trump has yelled "I had to beat off, I had to beat that off" over and over at Rush Limbaugh, and I am dying inside.
9 October 2020 : Tippy toppy for the exploding trees.
9 October 2020 : Similarly, I will not be participating in any stupid virtual 10 milers or half marathons. I run alone for free almost everyday, the only cool thing about a race is the other people aspect.
9 October 2020 : I bet we’re both mute lol
9 October 2020 : Republicans. https://twitter.com/dystopian_rob/status/1314357395846356992
9 October 2020 : i own a talent agency lol, you're telling me.
9 October 2020 : Live events -- conferences, music, plays.
9 October 2020 : Certain types of our fish are more amphibious, though.
9 October 2020 : Trump just told Rush Limbaugh that Europe has “more explosive trees” than America.
9 October 2020 : Trump talking about Regeneron on Rush Limbaugh sounds like one of my far right, evangelical relatives talking about aluminum free deodorant or “all natural remedies” they use because they can’t afford a doctor lol.
9 October 2020 : Okay.
9 October 2020 : lmao like 30 million of us think about killing ourselves everyday because of lack of future prospects now, and yet I've never thought about kidnapping shitty ass mayor Bowser. https://twitter.com/WalkerBragman/status/1314444789425868800
9 October 2020 : 40% of all the restaurants & bars you love will be gone forever. Countless people will be homeless and hungry. Almost every live event venue is done. Everyone you know in hospitality or events is in danger. The eviction moratoriums are failing. People need cash in hand. https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1314587546136064001
9 October 2020 : Apparently some people are!
9 October 2020 : If he’s not worth the risk of going outside he’s not worth my time.
9 October 2020 : Holy shit how many typos can I make in 2 tweets.
9 October 2020 : Yeah once I lost my apartment I really decided whatever since I’m not even sleeping at the same place 7 nights a week.
9 October 2020 : Same I just meant I’m burned out with it at this point. I am a mandatory FaceTimer so I can make sure your paying attention to me ha
9 October 2020 : Turns out there is a limited timeframe one can sit alone in a windowless basement apartment without a job or any money before they snap!
9 October 2020 : I don’t even want to FaceTime actual my friends lmao like no.
9 October 2020 : Outdoor bars, parks, no longer caring if you live or die, and presumed immunity. I use some combination of those.
9 October 2020 : Oh I’m not judging, I’m sure it is great for some people. Just not me.
9 October 2020 : I stayed alone and saw no one for months AND had the virus, I'm over it lol.
9 October 2020 : I just go out.
9 October 2020 : I would need to smoke opium, at minimum.
9 October 2020 : It sounds like a form of torture.
9 October 2020 : Yeah for sure. We can meet in person, or you can swipe left.
9 October 2020 : For months I've been trying to think of a worse idea for a date than a "virtual date" and I literally cannot.
9 October 2020 : Yeah this has been unbelievably frustrating. Expand UI, let people collect it, and give businesses money to pivot or cover their expenses. I can't believe we're back to discussions about PPP again.
9 October 2020 : Jeff, figure out what time Trump takes his dexamethasone and then personally appeal to him 30 minutes later.
9 October 2020 : HI @falcicchio @DMPEDDC @thinklocaldc @charlesallen @DDOTDC @_DCHealth @MayorBowser ! I'm still waiting on an answer here???? Will there be any aid for businesses that aren't retail or restaurants??? THANKS. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313908121300086786
9 October 2020 : What about the rest of us? pic.twitter.com/VxrXzClDGD
9 October 2020 : No way we are this lucky.
9 October 2020 : Hopefully 7 pm.
9 October 2020 : One year ago today! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1181999178433605639
9 October 2020 : The buildings!
9 October 2020 : Trade shows lol
9 October 2020 : lol I think Trump just told us to vote for him for governor of Virginia. pic.twitter.com/a6AfhMB7QM
9 October 2020 : Pretty sure I said that. 3 weeks later I went to a party AN HOUR AWAY and people there were like we work at the Taco Bell you come to everyday. 😱 I died. It was next to my hs tho so I didn’t stop going.
9 October 2020 : lmao I did this once at Taco Bell, except I was laughing at how the add on tacos that come with a meal were pictured disproportionately smaller than the meal pictures. And that's why I stopped smoking 3 times a day. pic.twitter.com/EtLuP2hL1S
9 October 2020 : lmao
9 October 2020 : He should not.
9 October 2020 : same tho
9 October 2020 : I mean they just seem incredibly demanding. Vote, for who I say, how I say! Christ.
9 October 2020 : I'm sorry, this person titled their article "don't vote by mail"?
9 October 2020 : I'm almost positive he called in 3 minutes after this was tweeted based on the timestamp of a text I sent saying "finally" lol
9 October 2020 : Well, you aren't full of mind altering drugs and slowly dying.
9 October 2020 : Tiny tiny little windows!!! pic.twitter.com/7jNdcISxjA
9 October 2020 : Trump is now ranting that Harris and Biden want to take buildings down and rebuild them with "tiny little windows, so you can't see the light."
9 October 2020 : Have you tried pumping your body full of drugs and then determining if you still have this opinion?
9 October 2020 : I like the long pause where he like...obviously hit mute while hacking up a lung.
9 October 2020 : SOUNDING GOOD MISTER PRESIDENT! THANK YOU! pic.twitter.com/e9Dsl6zStQ
9 October 2020 : Pretty sure Trump just told Hannity he hasn't taken a test yet, so he'll know tomorrow if he's positive or negative.
9 October 2020 : In a 6 foot ditch? pic.twitter.com/GaTwBspGDa
9 October 2020 : Watching Hannity and waiting for this Trump call and, uh, what the fuck is this? pic.twitter.com/s6K2SZvpqd
9 October 2020 : You have to apologize directly to Lis or it doesn't count, Julian.
9 October 2020 : Can't believe Pete bravely said the same thing other people have been saying for 5 years. Wow.
8 October 2020 : At this point if people don’t agree, they can start cashapping us unemployed people.
8 October 2020 : Open for a surprise -- a bunch of trash ass men running their mouths in the replies. https://twitter.com/Mochievous/status/1313844343422230528
8 October 2020 : 🤞🙏
8 October 2020 : Totally baffled by the idea Senile Sleepy Joe is able to use an ear prompter, a skillset that is so difficult to perfect I pay over $1,000 a day to talent who can do it.
8 October 2020 : It's not prioritized -- except for the actual shrine dedicated to Mitch in my closet.
8 October 2020 : ???????
8 October 2020 : Bc my vision board is working. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313626063600320513?s=20
8 October 2020 : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://deadline.com/2020/10/vice-president-mike-pence-tests-positive-has-coronavirus-after-donald-trump-1234594074/
8 October 2020 : Everything about this is hilarious, no matter what direction it goes. pic.twitter.com/Q3yyUIitve
8 October 2020 : addict!
8 October 2020 : It's been 2 hours, Max.
8 October 2020 : I....I didn't, but ok.
8 October 2020 : "To be forgiven" is doing a LOT of work here. It's a low interest, great deal loan. You have refuted nothing I said. Have you actually researched this at all?
8 October 2020 : Yeah in *September.* Surely you remember that COVID closures started much earlier than that?
8 October 2020 : https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/1324272/000156459020043650/ruth-8k_20200916.htm
8 October 2020 : Just pulled their EDGAR filings and absolutely not every restaurant was open when they filed their last 8K on 9/16. Also, "doing take out" is effectively closed for FOH staff.
8 October 2020 : Sounds like you dont know what the word worried means.
8 October 2020 : I mean, it wasn't good for those of us who own micobusinesses and/or businesses that were (and continue to be) unable to operate. It's not a question, it's a fact, and you are welcome to my books.
8 October 2020 : MISTER PRESIDENT TRUMP PLEASE ADDRESS THE NATION LIVE ON THE TV WE MISS YOU. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313560752964411395
8 October 2020 : I wonder. I had covid w almost no symptoms, and I went from running 6 miles one day to not being able to run a block the next. It took me 7 weeks to do a mile straight through again.
8 October 2020 : Bc he routinely has done stuff in that location, which is not as private as perhaps a balcony.
8 October 2020 : PPP funding isnt still available bc publicly traded companies were bullied into returning the money ("billionaire" Trevor Milton kept his!), it's still available because it was a bad, ultimately useless bandaid solution for businesses that are not/were not allowed to operate.
8 October 2020 : Ok but: - PPP was useless for biz that were 100% closed indefinitely - PPP would have run out by now anyway - There is vernacular small biz and legal - Owners of microbusinesses (🙋‍♀️) put our personal savings into paying people and got shafted by the SBA - Theyre publicly traded
8 October 2020 : 🤞
8 October 2020 : Thank you!
8 October 2020 : thank you. happy to say i have no idea what this is and won't be looking into it!
8 October 2020 : While wearing tiny straight jackets on my hands that keep me stuck to it
8 October 2020 : Every reason I can think of for this is both funny and good. https://twitter.com/olivianuzzi/status/1314301309558943745
8 October 2020 : I am dumb please tell me what this means
8 October 2020 : My brain is melting pls help
8 October 2020 : I don’t love doing anything enough to be trapped holding it like that for an hour.
8 October 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/DT4hUF4Vkd
8 October 2020 : I mean if it’s not a green screen it’s pretty remarkable they were able to film it normally in a way that looks like someone still learning to key.
8 October 2020 : Yeah except that’s part of why I think it’s a green screen lol
8 October 2020 : I just want one little live video 😭😭
8 October 2020 : Surely one thing is different today than 3 weeks ago tho! That sounds like a good reason to me to make sure it looks like the video was filmed in the same spot.
8 October 2020 : Does the White House have any balconies that don’t face the public?
8 October 2020 : You mean like how someone would have snapped a picture of this? No reason to stand in grass, or anywhere the public could see.
8 October 2020 : Also, you can place a green screen outside lol they're pretty mobile.
8 October 2020 : Appears so!
8 October 2020 : The neighbor got an audio squirrel deterrent that I can hear inside and is making my brain bleed, so expect my posts to become more and more unhinged as the days go on.
8 October 2020 : in general, if it involves math without dollar signs, i'm out.
8 October 2020 : every time you criticize biden, you vote for trump 12 times.
8 October 2020 : Haha I could not be less interested in learning about shadows tbh, but I do enough green screen keying that I think is fake.
8 October 2020 : Whatever maybe I’m a crazy conspiracy theorist now, but I’m reposting this bc I really do think they shot this outside with a green screen, so he could have this background. pic.twitter.com/eQ4fKxHBg2
8 October 2020 : Or it's just a green screen placed outside.
8 October 2020 : Imagine wanting one of these more than you just want to directly donate $25.
8 October 2020 : tho tbh it still looks like a green screen placed outside to me, like on a balcony for privacy but still with real sun
8 October 2020 : I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that a few days in the hospital with around the clock care and experimental life saving drugs would only be $100,000, when this is what was billed out for ankle ORIF surgery for me. pic.twitter.com/GKBcyh5bd4
8 October 2020 : Thank you! I'll delete it -- I've watched it like 10,000 times trying to figure it out.
8 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/lpNG2fnmlk
8 October 2020 : Is this a green screen? Look at building when he moves his head — our left, his right. pic.twitter.com/548tqf9ibP
8 October 2020 : Do you accept trump COVID coins?
8 October 2020 : "Blood coming out of her wherever" face.
8 October 2020 : STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH, MITCH, GO VISIT DONALD. https://twitter.com/JulieNBCNews/status/1314239940096602113
8 October 2020 : Sending this tweet to anyone who asks me to do another thing on Zoom, ever again.
8 October 2020 : I have some ideas. They dont count unless theyre DC residents (most politicians and staffers arent), but they do participate in our community. Also more ppl are testing than before, so likely more positives from folks who feel fine/wouldnt have bothered (like me when I had it). pic.twitter.com/wgCSx9xhHU
8 October 2020 : Actually he's fine and never been better, no need to worry. pic.twitter.com/ZRHFUZB0R1
8 October 2020 : Actually it's been pretty bad in the last week. Almost everyone wears a mask even outside walking around. https://twitter.com/allisongeroi/status/1314228226416357377?s=20
8 October 2020 : Also, dont forget that DC is a city and many people who work and play here live in VA/MD. Adding in Alexandria, Arlington, FFX, PG, and MoCo would give a better idea, I think -- and then that holds true for closures as well. VA doesn't give a fuck, so people just go out there.
8 October 2020 : Yeah, but also the number of people who had the virus in March don't really matter when it comes to what's open now, you know? At some point cumulative from months ago doesn't matter. Bars aren't closing because people were sick in April.
8 October 2020 : The issue is that 50% capacity isn't 50% legal capacity with the restrictions; it's more like 10-25% legal capacity, which means they can't turn a profit.
8 October 2020 : Not anymore!
8 October 2020 : But to be clear, our numbers really aren't that high. This isn't NYC in April. Most people I know are comfortable doing stuff; I know very few people hanging out inside. These numbers are cumulative. pic.twitter.com/Nx7Q3OUvrL
8 October 2020 : Guess that's why they're the only businesses DC is giving money to.
8 October 2020 : They're large, nice outdoor areas, etc. A lot of DC bars are small and cramped, and outside is a main road.
8 October 2020 : Yeah, most of the restaurants who are feeling safe right now are the very few who own their buildings. Plus, everything here is small and old. When I broke my leg, I could only go out in certain areas, bc nothing is ADA accessible. Those new, ADA accessible places are doing ok.
8 October 2020 : Plus on the people buying stuff side, four weeks of the highest UI rate ($444/week) doesn't pay rent, so not much to go out with!
8 October 2020 : For some of these places the rent is $10,000-30,000 a month, and they can only be at partial capacity. Very few people eat indoors, and we were the last “state” to go to phase 2. You can tell where downtown is (workforce only, very little residential) from the closures.
8 October 2020 : These are literally my favorite texts to get from people I know.
8 October 2020 : Just trying to keep track of all your legwork lol
8 October 2020 : I don't know, I think extra stimulus money is pretty overrated! Not a big deal to wait months for it! We're doing great!!!!! 60 closed restaurants in one tiny city is GOOD! DC had too many options! https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/Jf3RDa3c0Y
8 October 2020 : I don't know, I think extra stimulus money is pretty overrated! Not a big deal to wait months for it! We're doing great!!!!! https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/gyViBEhFuM
8 October 2020 : https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
8 October 2020 : We're doing great. pic.twitter.com/eXkWnyiy8x
8 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/v65vkmPzSO
8 October 2020 : Well, when Scalia died, I was in Pittsburgh working the auto show, and I bought a bottle of Moet in the hotel bar. So in a way, I knew what to do.
8 October 2020 : I also want one of the trillions of dollars worth of military belts we have.
8 October 2020 : Wow can’t believe that this is happening!
8 October 2020 : Probably looking to hire extra workers to make sure virtual learning goes smoothly!
8 October 2020 : At least he didn’t call the pizza makers mom to complain over getting the wrong toppings!
8 October 2020 : Costello should hire someone to do his tweeting and never touch social media again.
8 October 2020 : I want one! Free!
8 October 2020 : Drain the swamp, fill the lungs!
8 October 2020 : I absolutely love the south Baltimore neighborhood facebook group. Shit is wild. It’s as bad as my moms in suburban Fairfax county.
8 October 2020 : lol this morning Trump said he spent trillions on belts and planes, so maybe they’re coming back!
8 October 2020 : Spoilsports!
8 October 2020 : Have you tried asking to be paid in military belts?
8 October 2020 : I’ve never heard anyone make this point before!
8 October 2020 : This is like the kind of shit they should have showed me in Baptist school if they really wanted me to never have sex.
8 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/3NUb3QIyX9
8 October 2020 : I lost 7 followers over this tweet. 😢
8 October 2020 : lmao
8 October 2020 : Well he is not doing fine. Also he had a long rant about trillion dollar belts today lmao https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313963669370343424?s=20
8 October 2020 : Yeah it’s a normal and not shitty thing to do. Asking out someone while dangling money in their face isn’t.
8 October 2020 : That's not the same as asking a waitress on a date. At all. If you're putting your number on the check, the power dynamic has changed and the tip has already been left. Surely you see the difference.
8 October 2020 : Yeah of the actual GOP, but like the one thing they don't fuck up is their social stuff -- they successfully regress society! So why would it be the one thing you don't like? Idiots.
8 October 2020 : I think being waterboarded to death by your own lung fluid is a good punishment, fitting for an american president, when you think about it!
8 October 2020 : ugh men
8 October 2020 : Given how badly the conservatives regularly fuck up the economy, I'm starting to think that the biggest idiots in the world are the people who describe themselves as "fiscally conservative, socially liberal."
8 October 2020 : Soon.
8 October 2020 : Jeff just send me a message when I’m getting money, this is Too Much.
8 October 2020 : Liberal men are just as awful as leftist men lolol https://twitter.com/twtrlssanna/status/1314010328028590080
8 October 2020 : 😱😱
8 October 2020 : Better start bookmarking those jokes!!
8 October 2020 : You forgot the part where they steal all the jokes from one of the fly accounts.
8 October 2020 : Imagine if Obummer had referenced covid19 in the 2008 debates. 😱
8 October 2020 : Great question!
8 October 2020 : Goodnight to everyone except the fly and undecided morons. pic.twitter.com/Qn7jiRf1HU
8 October 2020 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/LJNPjXCyn4
8 October 2020 : Fuck, Jake, write the story. 😂
8 October 2020 : Getting a droopy eye from COVID strokes, and pink eye in the functioning half of your face.
8 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/6OYUmMlNJu
8 October 2020 : Baby, I think one is more like a stroke.
8 October 2020 : i wouldnt call it a debate.
8 October 2020 : Probably due to the series of mini strokes Trump had the other day! Haha I kid.
8 October 2020 : Guys remember when Antonin Scalia died? That shit was lit lmao.
8 October 2020 : It's true. This is how it works, and that's why 15 Jewish people in America voted for Trump. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1314029459327143937
8 October 2020 : I would like to be very clear this did NOT happen to me, ew.
8 October 2020 : What is going on with their eyes. pic.twitter.com/Po6PTaGTWg
8 October 2020 : Pence: Trump has a Jewish daughter. He's not racist. https://twitter.com/Eldon_Katz/status/1313659010042736640
8 October 2020 : I own a small business, and if I had a storefront, I would beg rioters and looters to burn that bitch to the ground -- at least then I could collect the insurance, instead of being left to rot by the SBA and federal government (and @MurielBowser ).
8 October 2020 : or his weird eye
8 October 2020 : where has this guy been? pic.twitter.com/vAY4KiUvJj
8 October 2020 : Pence dead ass acting like Trump isn't going to be dead in 2 weeks lmao. pic.twitter.com/PWYnARsPeD
8 October 2020 : Mother agrees!
8 October 2020 : America rules. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1314017045869219843
8 October 2020 : I’m 2 of those and I approve this message.
8 October 2020 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/41nxv5ma2L
8 October 2020 : Lipitor! Get yours today! It’s the only equally blatant drug marketing I could think of!
8 October 2020 : God bless my FAVORITE PATIENT ZERO (our president!) for being so dedicated to DRAINING THE SWAMP. pic.twitter.com/V5FqGTbAn6
8 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313990605920522240 pic.twitter.com/GwILOr0rEJ
8 October 2020 : https://youtu.be/0SxLzXaCgQM
8 October 2020 : Isn’t that your boy?
8 October 2020 : Yes.
7 October 2020 : Drain the swamp!!! Fill the lungs!! THANK YOU MISTER TRUMP!!!!!!!
7 October 2020 : Drain the swamp! Fill it’s lungs! Thank you MISTER TRUMP!
7 October 2020 : Yes.
7 October 2020 : Regeneron! Gets your heart right! Regeneron! If it's hard for four hours, call a doctor!
7 October 2020 : Not in his right eye.
7 October 2020 : Looking good Mr. President, THANK YOU! pic.twitter.com/C6iY5j9ejp
7 October 2020 : And this is why I went back to my office. pic.twitter.com/iotbY9pxJT
7 October 2020 : Please only tweet in this format moving forward. Thanks!
7 October 2020 : I'm fine with age gaps when everyone has had a frontal lobe for the entire duration of the relationship (from meeting on).
7 October 2020 : "with the human trafficking that's under the spotlight." Uh.
7 October 2020 : Matthew, they’re in Congress and killing mobsters.
7 October 2020 : No one has heard from him directly since 2019, but I think so? Or maybe a real hospital? He had COVID for a while.
7 October 2020 : The number to a suicide hotline would do me more good than anything in that PDF, but thanks. I need programs that actually benefit me, or I need someone to adjust my unemployment to reflect the amount of money I'm losing in 2020, not the amount I made in 2019 starting my biz.
7 October 2020 : Is it because of my omnivore diet?
7 October 2020 : No.
7 October 2020 : Just scrolling through my photos looking for a picture and came across this in my favorites folder (???), thought I’d share with everyone 😊 Happy Wednesday! pic.twitter.com/9FjOgwGmTg
7 October 2020 : Yes.
7 October 2020 : Dude they’re standing in the bar. Why are you talking about places they aren’t actively standing inside of?
7 October 2020 : Hello! Still waiting on an answer here!! @falcicchio @DMPEDDC @thinklocaldc @DCBIDCouncil @DDOTDC @_DCHealth @MayorBowser https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313525443807543303
7 October 2020 : His wife is doing statistically well.
7 October 2020 : I don't have this yet. At what point can I request a new one? pic.twitter.com/GCWn5emFOi
7 October 2020 : imagine not only buying that but publicly displaying it
7 October 2020 : 😢
7 October 2020 : Can’t wait to pay my rent with symbolism, fuck yeah.
7 October 2020 : So I should stop swiping left on apoliticals??
7 October 2020 : The real reason I hope a bunch of these GOP monsters end up being waterboarded by their own lung fluid is that I literally do not see the point in continuing to be alive if aid isnt coming. There are 5 million (primarily shitty, low paying) jobs for 30 million unemployed people. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1313646809848348672
7 October 2020 : - Everyone in live events
7 October 2020 : i'll let you know if i see any of these flags for sale, if you want one
7 October 2020 : I hate it.
7 October 2020 : Why does that even exist?!?!
7 October 2020 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313865498719924225?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313865498719924225
7 October 2020 : lmao whose boat is this?! pic.twitter.com/ZRSwJQPFpx
7 October 2020 : Swimming through a covid infested sea to vote for my communist queen. pic.twitter.com/oXorVGTELb
7 October 2020 : *cries in district*
7 October 2020 : lol zoom in for all the fun with flags. pic.twitter.com/9JLEhwdVT4
7 October 2020 : Ok but really. pic.twitter.com/Bcg3npjwjp
7 October 2020 : covid can't spread around 20002 fast enough.
7 October 2020 : Actually I don’t think other types of businesses have ever existed!
7 October 2020 : I am a manly man and I would like to say it was performative theater when she pointed out misogyny in the workplace.
7 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uOMDETv4nE
7 October 2020 : lmao I just found out that John Hagee, the 80 year old founder of Christians United for Israel, has COVID. Hahahhaha!!! Byyyyyyyye! pic.twitter.com/ymIRKGissp
7 October 2020 : 🤨
7 October 2020 : You're probably not as confused as our dear geotus, though!
7 October 2020 : Maybe this also means stimulus negotiations are back on after being off after being back on after being off. https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1313834036515745793
7 October 2020 : Lauded for his ability to buy overpriced tests from Korea sounds exactly up Trumps alley vs the free testing at judiciary square.
7 October 2020 : Yup.
7 October 2020 : Look he’s totally fine never better LOVE!!!
7 October 2020 : Ideally it’ll just clean house. McConnell, can you imagine?
7 October 2020 : Oh no comrades they’re getting closer to understanding. pic.twitter.com/N0xls10WrM
7 October 2020 : But we need resistance hero Ivanka to talk sense to her father! 😱
7 October 2020 : Putting one on my boat that’s permanently docked at the wharf.
7 October 2020 : This should have been the top news story for months. I’m tired of people with jobs telling me it’s not forever. If you have money, just give it directly to people who need it. Cash, Venmo, CashApp, GoFundMe. Your elected officials are absolutely okay with us offing ourselves. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1313646809848348672
7 October 2020 : Your money and my heart.
7 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/p1w8z2IF5z
7 October 2020 : Looks like he started at 745 today. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1313445293912920064?s=21 https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1313445293912920064
7 October 2020 : God I hope he calls in to Fox and Friends in the morning.
7 October 2020 : Has his phone been confiscated or is his heart palpitating and scaring him?
7 October 2020 : that's a good one!!
7 October 2020 : 🤮
7 October 2020 : It's like when I lived in LA and started saying bruh ironically and now...well, you know, bruh.
7 October 2020 : "Sad!" is part of my lexicon and I cannot remove it.
7 October 2020 : In like 2 days we're going to have a $700 weekly add on to the UI benefits.
7 October 2020 : One time I did waaaay too many shrooms, and I tried to text a bunch of people but the letters were too hard to touch and see, and I couldn't talk to text without giggling until I cried. Whatever I was going to try to say then was probably more coherent than the president is now.
7 October 2020 : Imagine being a horrible person and then also being waterboarded to death by your own lung fluid, that'd be cool. Anyway! https://twitter.com/Eldon_Katz/status/1313659010042736640
7 October 2020 : DMing Trump a compliment and every FOIA request me and my friends have had rejected over the last 5 years.
7 October 2020 : ok but jeff the newest one is fucking lit.
7 October 2020 : @Chinchillazllla thank you for making this happen with your other tweets
7 October 2020 : but u know mitch is my #1 guy 💕💕
7 October 2020 : they didnt have a tiny picture of him and i'm lazy
7 October 2020 : who among us has not.
7 October 2020 : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313622064964796422?s=20
7 October 2020 : Can we skip the 25th Amendment and go straight to 5150?
7 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313622064964796422?s=20
7 October 2020 : It turns out that “cases are created by testing” evolved from “crimes are created by investigating”. pic.twitter.com/FHpUh6TYvY
7 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1313652020641959936?s=20
7 October 2020 : ok but don't you get it, it's FUNNY if they have to help out a man who hates them! haha! humor! anyway i'd vote for obama a third time if i could.
7 October 2020 : Hey I have an idea how. https://cash.app/$pancakesmmm pic.twitter.com/d0m7yru6s1
7 October 2020 : 😲😲
7 October 2020 : lol it's before i lost my home, so that's how i remember. bleak!
7 October 2020 : Ah sorry I'm running on memory, not researching it.
7 October 2020 : She announced her pregnancy in her COVID announcement, I think.
7 October 2020 : but mcdaniel is positive and she was with trump 9/24 and 9/25 in charlotte, and has been in michigan ever since.
7 October 2020 : it was way too far back. it was when she was still pregnant.
7 October 2020 : may.
6 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Cu7hqVcgtZ
6 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313626063600320513?s=20
6 October 2020 : I made a vision board. Please pray. 🙏🙏 pic.twitter.com/bFtom3ky9U
6 October 2020 : THE BEST!!!! IS YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEEE!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/sHPwnJlobw
6 October 2020 : Made us a vision board! pic.twitter.com/s6lCeHRCCV
6 October 2020 : Dexametrippin, baby!
6 October 2020 : I like to think we made this happen.
6 October 2020 : Sounds so hot and fun! pic.twitter.com/ScATkgfqH2
6 October 2020 : Never, bc I’m not one of the delusional people who thinks this is something people will want to regularly do lol.
6 October 2020 : Tune in next week when she’s praying for him again lol
6 October 2020 : I don't understand why he's allowed to leave his house without people throwing milkshakes at him.
6 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/vlqtuFdOAZ
6 October 2020 : Why are we mad at men for their bookshelves? If you want to know if a guy sucks, it's way easier to just ask him if he is a sapiosexual, or if he prefers his women "without makeup."
6 October 2020 : lol by the time we count the votes, he'll be back in wr.
6 October 2020 : Surely someone in this group of adults has spent time with anyone who recreationally does drugs?
6 October 2020 : 🥂 pic.twitter.com/AzLkR1HRiU
6 October 2020 : This is why I take a tiny bottle of champagne in my purse everywhere I go.
6 October 2020 : Burn it all down. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1313559273310388226
6 October 2020 : Guess what.
6 October 2020 : I’ve been saying this since March lol. I’d be handing out money left and right.
6 October 2020 : I’ve known this since March lol
6 October 2020 : Just some American heroes. ☺️☺️ pic.twitter.com/JoSjekKPtw
6 October 2020 : Thank you Mr Business President, SIR! MAGA, BABY!!!!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 #KAG !!!!!!!
6 October 2020 : BEST PRESIDENT. ECONOMY SO GOOD. GREAT AT BUSINESS!!!! MAGA! KAG!! https://twitter.com/cnbcnow/status/1313552703902093315
6 October 2020 : \_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312917353793978369?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312917353793978369
6 October 2020 : I haven’t had a paycheck since February lol. I agree.
6 October 2020 : Equality is when you split the bill on a date, even though the woman likely puts more effort into her appearance, makes less money at the same job, and runs a higher risk of the man being a stalker with an anger problem. https://twitter.com/ahrielnari/status/1313134767769034752
6 October 2020 : Because their lives are fine and they literally do not care if we live or die.
6 October 2020 : We are, and these useless imbeciles should join us.
6 October 2020 : No.
6 October 2020 : Oh my god just give us unemployment, these useless sacks of shit.
6 October 2020 : HELL YEAH!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/OqVA1IPop8
6 October 2020 : Thank you!
6 October 2020 : Hi John! Do you have any suggestions for my non retail, non restaurant business? Or should I just go fuck myself?
6 October 2020 : In March, my ONLY covid symptoms were my heart rate going from 50 BPM to 90, and going from running a 10 miler to not being able to run a mile straight for 7 weeks. Here is a picture of me in July, weaker and less fit than I was before COVID. I'm sure Trump is great in 5 days. pic.twitter.com/cmMlKW7SYE
6 October 2020 : Hello, if I give my service based business in the trade show industry a streatery, will I get more than the $1,000 I previously received? I'll happily set a plastic chair in the middle of the road.
6 October 2020 : Was Dailey Method a gym? I made an other category here, but I think that's the first non food place on my list. https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
6 October 2020 : What if it happens off camera and we miss it? Truly this is the only way.
6 October 2020 : lol this is gonna be so lit https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1313488269645094914 pic.twitter.com/u8FnL1VM5u
6 October 2020 : Live?! Oh hell yeah, baby!!!!!! 🍿🍿
6 October 2020 : I haven’t had a paycheck since February and I had to put my last personal savings into my business to pay contractors in March.
6 October 2020 : Because you’re a dishonest scold.
6 October 2020 : Incredibly frustrating that most of my friends still have jobs and don’t care nope about this. How is this not the most important news story every single day? https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1313469310032121856
6 October 2020 : Honestly the day after Election Day is what I was going to say, because before is too 🥳
6 October 2020 : This is good because I assume she’s muted me 😂
6 October 2020 : Alternative: we could apply liquid gold to his mouth.
6 October 2020 : When you consider the back pay, it will be like a lump sum for $10,000 in a couple of years.
6 October 2020 : Why? Also when trump goes back to WR, how does that impact this?
6 October 2020 : Honey trump might not even be alive by thanksgiving.
6 October 2020 : I taught my Trump supporting mother that term when she gave me her condolences about Bernie.
6 October 2020 : here, i got you some good politics. pic.twitter.com/L5AhBQVRnf
6 October 2020 : oh hi!
6 October 2020 : @TulsiGabbard did you want us to hear them out?
6 October 2020 : well and also. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/trump-maga-hat-rally-duluth-minnesota-coronavirus-diagnosis-b747000.html
6 October 2020 : politicians draw clocks challenge 2020
6 October 2020 : His doctor doesn't know the difference between 3 days and 36 hours, so they probably aren't even prescribed right tbh
6 October 2020 : open for a surprise! pic.twitter.com/7vmCKEg5YR
6 October 2020 : 🤨 only rarely.
6 October 2020 : Photoshop me in.
6 October 2020 : 30 minutes!
6 October 2020 : You’re on twitter dot com enough I promise you will shortly discover it.
6 October 2020 : Peak comedy is suggesting an underage child makes an OnlyFans account for "intel" and then getting self righteous when people point out it's gross. In other news, my presidential platform involves domestic drone strikes on random misogynistic/gross men. Vote for me in 2024.
6 October 2020 : Really great drugs!
6 October 2020 : with an untrained giant beast dog that eats everything and 32 empty cans of dr pepper on the counter.
6 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/FM6ucetCc9
6 October 2020 : 🤨
6 October 2020 : but really where did you come from
6 October 2020 : how do you know i have a height limit
6 October 2020 : accurate.
6 October 2020 : who told you that.
6 October 2020 : 😭😭
6 October 2020 : Idk it’s like unpasteurized white grapefruit juice. Even if it’s a little bad I will still breathe better than Donald tonight.
6 October 2020 : “Mostly onto twitter.”
6 October 2020 : Will my juice out live the President? I think yes. pic.twitter.com/t7tgTTVifm
6 October 2020 : Clothing hasn’t changed at all for dates. I dated before the pandemic too. I once showed up in heels and a guy was in a jersey. Byyyye
6 October 2020 : I mean, I've gone on a first date in a pandemic to a steakhouse, and the outfits were still accurately described here.
6 October 2020 : my dating life, summed up in one tweet.
6 October 2020 : Literally run, sir. Please.
6 October 2020 : It's pulling up right now, it's just looking for a parking spot. Just ooooone second.
6 October 2020 : The virus is not a big deal but also it's very important you know there's a vaccine coming.
6 October 2020 : I would be very not surprised if Rudy Giuliani is positive for covid, as he suggested the way to avoid getting the virus was to hide behind chairs. pic.twitter.com/ciNg2mjYN5
6 October 2020 : if i couldn't run a mile for 7 weeks, this dude wont be able to walk by friday lmao
5 October 2020 : I loved seeing how strong our tremendous president's ribs are as they aggressively push out in an attempt to escape his flesh.
5 October 2020 : Honestly, checks out. pic.twitter.com/hlasb3akPx
5 October 2020 : Why don't you just fucking say RETAIL and not "small businesses"?
5 October 2020 : men what's stopping you from looking like this pic.twitter.com/FV4xSaTv9G
5 October 2020 : Literally the healthiest looking man I have ever seen pic.twitter.com/t5eBrW2Ra8
5 October 2020 : would be cooler if i could change the colors on his suit.
5 October 2020 : Lmao https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312781823768965120 pic.twitter.com/ImZXS9cvGZ
5 October 2020 : Seems reasonable to me? Some people have a natural aptitude for science and medicine, and when you combine that with attending The Real School, theyre bound to become prodigies.
5 October 2020 : Maryland already has the last one, and look where it has gotten us. pic.twitter.com/L71y9MoHH9
5 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1311992829103702016?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1311992829103702016
5 October 2020 : Hahahahaha will it be easier to convince anyone to go watch the debate with me at a bar now that there is a chance one candidate will have a heart attack on stage? https://twitter.com/sgallman/status/1313210981904982016
5 October 2020 : That’s obviously been the plane since they announced this lmao https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312781823768965120?s=21
5 October 2020 : They don’t call him geotus for nothing!
5 October 2020 : Oh that’s because you don’t work in home hospice care, silly!
5 October 2020 : I might have dropped out of fake book college (where I was majoring in Arabic), but I have had coronavirus, which means my resume now says I have gone to the real school. Also there’s an MD next to my name; please respectfully address me as such.
5 October 2020 : Not sure I see anything delusional with popping steroids until you feel great and then leaving the scary hospital full of gross sick people. Seems incredibly reasonable!
5 October 2020 : If all of her constituents could be as strong and brave as mr trump, maybe they would all be president.
5 October 2020 : Or taken more steroids!
5 October 2020 : Donny from Dundalk for president.
5 October 2020 : Seeming more and more likely!
5 October 2020 : No, he also makes sure my tweets are in all caps!
5 October 2020 : Press: Does the president have any fogginess or neurological problems from the virus or medication? Conley: You saw his tweets this morning, he's doing perfect! Totally great! pic.twitter.com/BCP928ELB4
5 October 2020 : ?? My doctor is always referring to my Twitter feed when he needs to convince people my brain is doing well.
5 October 2020 : Mmmm like 90%.
5 October 2020 : Life hack: getting COVID (the viral elixir of youth) a second time, just so I don't have to get Botox.
5 October 2020 : In home hospice care.
5 October 2020 : Despite what the Fake News Media says, I (your president) feel great! Dont let the do nothing democrats trick you into being afraid of the CHINA VIRUS. Stop being afraid like Sleepy Joe! Our tremendous doctors and drug companies have made GREAT PROGRESS. I feel like I'm 65 again!
5 October 2020 : If you consider he's a narcissist who is afraid of death and hospitals and appearing weak, it does!
5 October 2020 : If anyone was wondering, I do not feel 12. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1309899840118239233
5 October 2020 : Kimberly don’t lie, every single day gets better. pic.twitter.com/HYyel7uAvY
5 October 2020 : THE BEST! IS YET! TO COOOOOOOOOME!!!! pic.twitter.com/780169HyTX
5 October 2020 : Travis why.
5 October 2020 : I mean, probably not. The people who work in the restaurants, airports, ride shares, and stores the rose garden dipshits went to live here, you know. pic.twitter.com/RP2JarcJJy
5 October 2020 : Fuck are we still going to have presidents in 2040? Boooo.
5 October 2020 : Everyone knows I’m right. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313143395666325504?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1313143395666325504
5 October 2020 : Imagine being known for this. pic.twitter.com/r1hdoyggEq
5 October 2020 : Oh my god! Hahaha what a throwback day
5 October 2020 : Imagine being a rich adult in 2020 and wearing this Wet Seal looking bullshit lol. pic.twitter.com/x7pimCjrcA
5 October 2020 : Did you see this got worse? https://twitter.com/bulkusbchargers/status/1312916344283836419?s=21
5 October 2020 : The way god intended.
5 October 2020 : did you forget to tag this person https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1312476787432071168?s=20
5 October 2020 : hahahhahahhaha holy shit how did i miss this
5 October 2020 : Because he's dying, Eli.
5 October 2020 : Imagine where we will be by Friday!
5 October 2020 : So they say!
5 October 2020 : Hey I think I know why Leana will never be any presidents doctor.
5 October 2020 : He’s got that rally he needs to do!!
5 October 2020 : pic.twitter.com/b6towAwXfP
5 October 2020 : Maybe it's a Jim Jones thing.
5 October 2020 : In other unrelated news, I’m just sitting here thinking about how Budd Dwyer made a big splash with the media! pic.twitter.com/Q62vXUcH7q
4 October 2020 : 🙋🏼‍♀️ Months over here.
4 October 2020 : Her legs! pic.twitter.com/CbhWTmU9n3
4 October 2020 : This man doesn’t have a drawer full of daytime Sudafed for nothing, he knows what he’s doing! pic.twitter.com/uh1aFjwmfs
4 October 2020 : Don’t want to be drowsy tho! As long as you take several uppers to go with it, I think it’s fine.
4 October 2020 : Loading my body with every experimental drug possible all at once, specifically because I am only mildly ill and doing great. pic.twitter.com/Km9hKQV6gw
4 October 2020 : Covocational School.
4 October 2020 : Making art with @mdc_dsa . pic.twitter.com/kBKCBMUl3R
4 October 2020 : Dear men: a global pandemic is not an excuse to cover your face in every single picture you put on Bumble.
4 October 2020 : Name a real estate developer who isn't.
4 October 2020 : Using the "spoon is a choo choo train" method to administer the strongest possible drugs to my large moist patient, while promising him the mean virus isn't that scary and he is going to be okay.
4 October 2020 : America continues to be disappointed, I am told. https://twitter.com/SalehaMohsin/status/1312787923000086536
4 October 2020 : Conley: It came off that I was trying to hide something, which isn't NECESSARILY true. The exact genius phrasing I'd expect from the team of clowns who don't even remember to strip exif data.
4 October 2020 : They really gonna pump this man up with dexamethasone, regeneron, and remdesivir so they can discharge him tomorrow, and put his ass to work at rallies until the virus's second round hits him lmao
4 October 2020 : lol thanks @trumphop https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/518421529504542720
4 October 2020 : The future leftists want 😢
4 October 2020 : If we ever get a hit of that McConnell, I’m not sure we’ll ever be able to feel that rush again.
4 October 2020 : You don’t sign blank pieces of paper at 830 pm on a Saturday for your job?
4 October 2020 : Girl, run.
4 October 2020 : No horny on main!
4 October 2020 : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
4 October 2020 : both of you! pic.twitter.com/3IXTJVTfGi
4 October 2020 : JUST GOTTA CHECK OUT THE HOSPITAL. JUST LIKE WE DO THE ANTI ANTIFA BUNKER.
4 October 2020 : apparently just once, not even between!! https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/1312616578773446656?s=20
4 October 2020 : we had a good 3 days and now we must suffer.
4 October 2020 : he's far too moist to be hooked up to anything, spinellio.
4 October 2020 : He’s just busy breathing unassisted and doing some photo shoots.
4 October 2020 : it's plural i fucking cannot wait.
4 October 2020 : Hi @TulsiGabbard do you think we should hear them out or nah?
4 October 2020 : IT'S STILL A HAT TRICK IF I PRETEND I'M IN CST BRING IT!!!!
4 October 2020 : so this is actually just the chris rock show now, he's the star, executive director, producer, and wellkeeper.
4 October 2020 : I literally died at "do the democrats even want to win" and now i am a ghost goodbye
4 October 2020 : lmao i own a modeling agency turned video production company and one take my ass https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312549948253241344?s=20
4 October 2020 : please dear god
4 October 2020 : i have not!
4 October 2020 : my nose is giant i can't control where it goes
4 October 2020 : Enjoying my celebratory mimosas and hoping we can use this next half an hour to make today a hat trick. Ron Johnson, Chris Christie, and ?? pic.twitter.com/UQ2nAhv6C4
4 October 2020 : Haha. pic.twitter.com/TBTwAhFngM
3 October 2020 : Please stop being horny on main, Seamus.
3 October 2020 : just bc you dont get the test doesnt mean you dont get the tube
3 October 2020 : Statistically my wife is younger than the wives of many of my peers.
3 October 2020 : It was. So is she's doing statistically well. And so was saying he couldn't stay in the White House because if he was there he wouldn't be allowed to be around people. ????? Whole thing was weird.
3 October 2020 : Tulsi, come get your mans.
3 October 2020 : yo tulsi where you at
3 October 2020 : She's doing statistically appropriately.
3 October 2020 : Is this what hell is
3 October 2020 : I hope our big moist president handles coronavirus (or whatever you want to call it) statistically, like it's supposed to be handled. Because that makes me very happy, and the country very happy.
3 October 2020 : I love Trump saying he elected to go to the hospital because if he stayed in the White House, he wouldn't have been allowed to hang out with people, and he needs to be "out front" and "can't be locked up in a room upstairs and totally safe." What????
3 October 2020 : 🤨 I guess I would never get to find out.
3 October 2020 : Look who is standing by! https://twitter.com/DJJudd/status/1312487189398261760
3 October 2020 : If someone I was sleeping with called me historically sexy, I would simply block his number.
3 October 2020 : Maybe the Acela Express from DC is having a COVID sale and I can get a deal lol
3 October 2020 : Yes.
3 October 2020 : Tell👏 his👏 wife!👏
3 October 2020 : What if we hook Trump up to Clockwork Orange eye clamps and make him watch a powerpoint presentation about what a big meanie he is?
3 October 2020 : @EyePatchGuy youre welcome
3 October 2020 : HE'S NOT ON OXYGEN TODAY OR MAYBE NOT YESTERDAY IF YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY OK
3 October 2020 : Oh absolutely, and honestly I'm wondering if they'll still try to blame her for him having it.
3 October 2020 : Something truly hilarious abut this is that Chris Christie is such a fucking afterthought they didn't even put him in the original one as any type of close contact AND they covered up his stupid head with the college guy's name. pic.twitter.com/DuCq1wnYBQ
3 October 2020 : Kellyanne might count!
3 October 2020 : They don't even shoot you a text when you're fired, which they definitely view as more important than the wuflu or whatever the fuck they call it.
3 October 2020 : 🎻
3 October 2020 : AAAAAAAH 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 October 2020 : Personally I’m hoping he’s so delusional from illness that it’s being flagged as an aide. Not bc I wish him harm, of course, but bc the alternative is hes too sick to tweet, and I abide by The Rules.
3 October 2020 : I really need clever bars to start making to go drinks based off of all this shit.
3 October 2020 : Trump. 🤨 https://twitter.com/aidetweetbot/status/1312449166556098560?s=20
3 October 2020 : You misspelled “pneumonia”. pic.twitter.com/IOpkqrhoSw
3 October 2020 : just having prayer time for our president and communion over here. 🥂
3 October 2020 : Please join me in a prayer for our president, followed by a communion of bubbly mixed with grapefruit juice. 🥂 https://twitter.com/gabrielsherman/status/1312442681662926850
3 October 2020 : @LeftAccidental
3 October 2020 : Yes, it's called "comeuppance."
3 October 2020 : Why, so he can poorly lie some more?
3 October 2020 : Booker, stand back and standby.
3 October 2020 : Glad the doctor man came outside to let us know that Trump has gone from "fever and a cough" to "fever-free for 24 hours" in about 30 hours.
3 October 2020 : I kiss back. A lot!!!!!
3 October 2020 : I'm doing the in person stuff tomorrow, but I'm always in awe of people who can phone bank. I've knocked on so many doors but calls are too personal.
3 October 2020 : Our big boy president has a lot of work to do!
3 October 2020 : Is it too late for bottomless mimosa brunch? https://twitter.com/GovChristie/status/1312416381758050305?s=20
3 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/GovChristie/status/1312416381758050305?s=20
3 October 2020 : Petitioning for FOIA to cover politician's personal sext messages.
3 October 2020 : These deposits go to Chime!
3 October 2020 : Wear your starched white shirt to the polls.
3 October 2020 : Can't believe you don't want to be called historically sexy.
3 October 2020 : Well, you know how corona is. Fine today, sick tomorrow.
3 October 2020 : Life is cruel and unfair.
3 October 2020 : At least we have this https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1312376365019205634?s=20
3 October 2020 : Ugh
3 October 2020 : ⭐️⭐️⭐️
3 October 2020 : Freshly cleaned starched shirts!
3 October 2020 : Honey, that's not how jobs work.
3 October 2020 : Sounds hot and fun!
3 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/aidetweetbot/status/1312234064695435264?s=20
3 October 2020 : You can get one of these shirts and wear it in solidarity with our brave president, who can also breathe unassisted. https://twitter.com/nerdiestviking/status/1312205847255109632?s=20
3 October 2020 : Christie says he’ll know in the am. That does imply to me his antigen test came back positive, and they decided to do a more reliable test to confirm.
3 October 2020 : I'm sure he made like 20 of those little videos today for them to show us in the future.
3 October 2020 : The original source I saw saying that deleted her tweet.
3 October 2020 : Bc I'll be doing community canvassing for a politician who deserves to hold office at 10 am ha. But you know, that does imply to me his antigen test came back positive, and they decided to do a more reliable test to confirm.
3 October 2020 : Economic anxiety.
3 October 2020 : So what?
3 October 2020 : now the original source has deleted her tweet.
3 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/WaywardWinifred/status/1312241812510248963?s=20
3 October 2020 : I NEED SOMEONE TO TELL ME IF CHRIS CHRISTIE HAS CORONAVIRUS OR NOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE IF HE'S POSITIVE I NEED TO DRINK THIS BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE TO PROCESS MY SAD EMOTIONS OF SADNESS AND FEAR. 🍾🍾
3 October 2020 : I WASN'T MAKING A JOKE AAAAAAAH
3 October 2020 : I know Hamilton is a popular thing people enjoy!
3 October 2020 : DOES CHRIS CHRISTIE HAVE CORONAVIRUS??? 😂😂😂😂
3 October 2020 : Sounds so hot and fun!!!!!!!
3 October 2020 : This is a response you would get if you texted your boomer mom on her first post-divorce date and asked how the night was going. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312233807991496704
3 October 2020 : Well. https://twitter.com/Millerheighife/status/1312225154236207104?s=20
3 October 2020 : I would have to drink an entire bottle of champagne in order to console myself.
3 October 2020 : Do y'all remember when Ben Sasse gave that wack af commencement speech? Just sitting here thinking about it right now, no reason. This was my favorite part. pic.twitter.com/ZLFD2uts2g
3 October 2020 : Yeah, well, that's probably why she's so pissed lol
3 October 2020 : PLEASE POLITICO PLEASE UPDATE THIS IMMEDIATELY. pic.twitter.com/mblyKZ14RM
3 October 2020 : It's funny to see Claudia say "my mom gave the whole family covid bc she thinks masks are dumb" at the same time George is tweeting that he's livid Trump and his people don't wear masks. https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1312207339567554560?s=20
3 October 2020 : Im not saying George is saying he's got COVID, but interesting to see him tweet how pissed he is about Trump's fam not wearing masks at the same time Claudia is saying her mom infected the whole fam bc she thought masks were dumb. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312211028927606784?s=20 https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/1312207339567554560?s=20
3 October 2020 : Is Claudia saying George Conway has it too? pic.twitter.com/GP4UPHZ0ae
3 October 2020 : praise virus, babyyyy
3 October 2020 : Kellyanne Conway has covid! pic.twitter.com/CDrWDO4pBM
3 October 2020 : who the hell still has a job!
2 October 2020 : Yeah. They all had it in early March when very few people were wearing masks, so I don't know if it's like some weird hazing psychology? "I had to go through it so you too!" Ha.
2 October 2020 : Ok done thanks. I've wanted to for a long time but I felt weird about it, like buying an opposing team's shirt or something idk. It's a great design! pic.twitter.com/1yeROoaS7p
2 October 2020 : No.
2 October 2020 : The biggest anti maskers I know are people who had covid and got really, really sick -- including the person who gave it to me, who now elects to go without seeing her family bc they don't want her around since she doesn't mask in public.
2 October 2020 : i mean it gets more and more dire every 2 hours, and i really think it's this tweet doing it.
2 October 2020 : I get mine Tuesday at 11pm!
2 October 2020 : I'm not sick with covid, I'm homeless because there isn't funding for people. Not sure how thats confusing.
2 October 2020 : Y'all, this was like 3 days ago. Just saying. pic.twitter.com/mkIzpBTAcL
2 October 2020 : I am arguing with people over it now, thanks for cursing me, I guess. High five to everyone who didn't forget the DC area baseball team we grew up with!
2 October 2020 : If you're under like 23 or over 60, then I apologize -- it would make sense then that you didn't get it.
2 October 2020 : Then I'm totally baffled as to how you didn't get that this is about transient people in a city latching onto a team that isn't even old enough to drive a car.
2 October 2020 : Truly fucking amazed at the number of people who responding who either don't know baseball and/or have obviously never lived in DC. I *hate* when people ask why I'm an Orioles fan -- I was rooting for the O's for the first 17 years of my life!
2 October 2020 : sounds like you dont know anything about baseball either lol
2 October 2020 : Go O's!
2 October 2020 : You know when parents give a sick kid a bunch of drugs so they don't seem sick the first 45 minutes they're at school? It’s like that, but a president.
2 October 2020 : Also people live here and the motorcades are really fucking annoying.
2 October 2020 : ?? He’s just checking out the hospital, it’s a once a year thing, just like the white house bunker. 0 symptoms!
2 October 2020 : Are suggesting you sleep? Here in the year 2020?????
2 October 2020 : Hey bet youre crushing that report rn
2 October 2020 : He can barely walk on a good day.
2 October 2020 : One day I ran 6 miles, and literally the next day I couldn’t a block. It be like that.
2 October 2020 : It’s been 2 hours and so much has happened that I would 100% fall for this exact scenario again. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1312112713502400512
2 October 2020 : Very normal, very cool!
2 October 2020 : You should read the book about her that came out over the summer. It’s a fast read and interesting.
2 October 2020 : Going to the hospital like a weak little baby!
2 October 2020 : 😶 https://twitter.com/jenniferjjacobs/status/1312142445581279232?s=21 https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1312142445581279232
2 October 2020 : TRUMP HAS ZERO CORONAVIRUS SYMPTOMS OKAY?! pic.twitter.com/30bb8E0cqn
2 October 2020 : Please stop attacking me like this.
2 October 2020 : RT @manda_writes: My only COVID symptoms were going from running a ten miler to taking 7 weeks to run a straight mile, and my resting heart…
2 October 2020 : Lmao is that what that is? Thank you 😂
2 October 2020 : Nah.
2 October 2020 : I am now going to happily assume everyone is joking, bc I can’t handle otherwise. 😂
2 October 2020 : So Hope and Lee are just playing along?
2 October 2020 : Exactlyyyyyy. Party in the streets lol.
2 October 2020 : Resistance hero Hope Hicks.
2 October 2020 : I’m walking toward lenfant, and a car drove by with the windows down. The passengers yelled out “Trump is dead” and damn they really got me for a second. fuck
2 October 2020 : I understand you're coming from a good intention, but this is false. Plenty of us will not be around, and even more will not recover. Please do not downplay what people are facing, thanks.
2 October 2020 : Imagine being one of those suckers who has to wait for a push notification to learn Mike Lee has covid and face mush hugged 10,000 people the other day.
2 October 2020 : I accidentally closed the ad I was designing and didn't even realize it for like 2 hours -- but everyone I know is getting updates in real time from me.
2 October 2020 : Daily testing really doesn't work when you test positive and then board a private plane with a bunch of people.
2 October 2020 : Ok so they show up at your house? As a covid unemployed person, they could absolutely show up at my house and I wouldn't count, bc I lost my housing *due to being unemployed* so that's a great system.
2 October 2020 : Not the dinos 😢
2 October 2020 : Millions of us lost our jobs and can barely afford to survive, and for what purpose at this point?
2 October 2020 : Hope Hicks really lived up to this title and cover. pic.twitter.com/38ANNCyCSd
2 October 2020 : Someone make a videooooo
2 October 2020 : hi lucy
2 October 2020 : Her single paper mask she's been using since March has probably given her some kind of brain eating amoeba.
2 October 2020 : As normal as promising socially distanced performing artists, charging everyone $1,000, and then deleting your promise from your website after you sell out of space!
2 October 2020 : So Local 22 is the druncle of the firefighters union.
2 October 2020 : There is literally only one man I’d be willing to wake up for at 830 am on a Saturday, and it’s @edlazere . pic.twitter.com/CUATxQWUpN
2 October 2020 : Yes, but not just me. All the citizens of the DC metroplex deserve the opportunity to heckle Jake from the street.
2 October 2020 : My father told me that I worship a virus and he worships Jesus (Christ Over Virus/Infectious Diseases), and I think he might actually be right. Thanks, Comrade Corona.
2 October 2020 : I mean he should both be in trouble and also be stuck endlessly putting on comedy performances for me in his buddy's front yard, so I don't know what to even hope for.
2 October 2020 : Flashback to June 2013. pic.twitter.com/Dz4lJYdiXa
2 October 2020 : Yes 😥
2 October 2020 : Hope Hicks is actually a super spreader of immunity, not disease.
2 October 2020 : everything is a hoax and 37D chess.
2 October 2020 : Same.
2 October 2020 : And it's even more annoying because Id guess statistically he probably will be fine, right? Rich, early detection, lots of prior immune building exposure. Some of the biggest anti-maskers I know had confirmed COVID early March. So these people are gonna feel justified if hes ok.
2 October 2020 : I mean, have you ever interacted with a person like the OP described? Super sensitive and moody?
2 October 2020 : I have never felt less guilty about oversleeping and taking an Uber to work instead of transit/walking. Completely worth being awake when it happened.
2 October 2020 : I saw one hot take that was like "he's been exposed countless times and now he gets it??? Seems suspect!" Which is wild because like I know people who have gone to indoor bars every week for months, and then they get it at like a fucking small wedding.
2 October 2020 : How many of these jobs are shitty low paying jobs?
2 October 2020 : I pay $50+ an hour and sure, those jobs are gone, but everyone who ever worked for me can just go get one of the 600,000 brand new $7.75 an hour cashier jobs in Kansas or whatever. https://twitter.com/morningmoneyben/status/1312007232301805568
2 October 2020 : No.
2 October 2020 : Hydroxychloroquine. pic.twitter.com/hPf6kWInk8
2 October 2020 : Imagine being one of those people who sleep and miss out.
2 October 2020 : True it’s like a movie moment. Wake up, look at your phone, bam, good way to start the day.
2 October 2020 : I would be pissed if I wasn’t woken up for this.
2 October 2020 : Not Bre Payton.
2 October 2020 : Since 2016 babyyyyy
2 October 2020 : We need a large bird.
2 October 2020 : This exact moment is why I’ve had the twitter notifications on for years. pic.twitter.com/x1b0aFXJFz
2 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1311892190680014849?s=21 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1311892190680014849
2 October 2020 : My LinkedIn is all c suites and... this behavior does not surprise me.
2 October 2020 : Full Bolsonaro route please. pic.twitter.com/5HNeMWdk9h
2 October 2020 : lol you’re going to wake up in the k hole. Good luck.
2 October 2020 : There was even a threeper at one of the events, heckling Wohl!
2 October 2020 : They give you the 15 minute covid test if you simply go interact with Pence. I'm sure he's had one.
2 October 2020 : You never know what will end up happening at a Jacob Wohl event. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1181999178433605639?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1181999178433605639
2 October 2020 : Oh I try to make sure I always go!! It’s a real delight!
2 October 2020 : @stuartkaraffa @DemSocialists Stuart, are these for voting in swing states?
2 October 2020 : This is a very good reason to keep me from having representation.
2 October 2020 : it's very basketball crying basketballs. pic.twitter.com/w6FsqnwvyE
2 October 2020 : where in the ben garrison hell did this smilie face graphic come from
2 October 2020 : who are these actual monsters who read and delete their emails
2 October 2020 : And something at the Trump Hotel in DC! Lucky us!
2 October 2020 : for your family?
2 October 2020 : Well, Baltimore police officers always deserve all the overtime they get. 🙃
2 October 2020 : also the lady of the house being tasked with decorating is stupid.
2 October 2020 : yeah i hear that lol pic.twitter.com/7dcLdMePNQ
2 October 2020 : Horrible foreshadowing in my timeline. pic.twitter.com/Gn41JFWIbK
2 October 2020 : Gotta say a year that's legal.
2 October 2020 : 🙇‍♀️🦠💀
2 October 2020 : Especially one who CHOSE that name. Shocking!
2 October 2020 : Similar to how the online left makes or breaks each election, and that's why Bernie Sanders is the 2020 dem nominee.
1 October 2020 : To be fair I also had tears come out of my eyes.
1 October 2020 : Jacob Wohl, I will always cherish this memory of you giving me this look when I laughed until I cried over the idea of Cougar Liz and her Sex Marine. pic.twitter.com/uyYoKxcYFW
1 October 2020 : Boooooker 😢😢😢😢😢
1 October 2020 : It's called equality, Talia.
1 October 2020 : I haven't eaten a hot dog or pickle in public without breaking them into bite sized pieces since puberty, and I don't think this would make me feel more comfortable???????? lmao what.
1 October 2020 : lmao you/this tweet are literally the reason i just paid my office's rent, thanks.
1 October 2020 : ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️
1 October 2020 : You have missed out on so much fun.
1 October 2020 : I feel the same way about unemployment. Keep talking about it, make people confront it.
1 October 2020 : I'll never forget this look between me and corncob. pic.twitter.com/HA7IKlq6RY
1 October 2020 : Maybe I can use my $105 a week UI to rent out Nancy's ice cream drawer and just live in there.
1 October 2020 : Where was I? Do you think I’m Louise Linton?
1 October 2020 : So that’s not how homelessness and starvation work, buddy.
1 October 2020 : Do you want money from all of them? Im intrigued.
1 October 2020 : I mean, I would like to not be homeless, Tommy.
1 October 2020 : !!!!!
1 October 2020 : I don't think they're being edgy. They're just sacks of shit. They don't want people on unemployment, and they assume I work at Walmart.
1 October 2020 : @JWildeDT @FelinaBlanc @lindsemcpherson @JStein_WaPo https://t.co/oBJhIwuEVh
1 October 2020 : Does anyone have Kevin's personal contact information? I just want to have a chat.
1 October 2020 : The UI is a fucking joke *even when it's expanded* and I've been living on less than half my income since March, but feel free to cash app me a one time payment yourself, Jordan.
1 October 2020 : DC said this for their microgrant, and when I produced a PDF showing my first $27,000 in losses in a 10 day period, I was given $1,000. So. I don't trust it.
1 October 2020 : Cmon, I think you know.
1 October 2020 : "In 2019, the U.S. trade show industry generated revenue of over 15.7 billion U.S. dollars and thereby accounted for almost half of the global total." But fuck us, I guess!
1 October 2020 : Also $125 is such a random number.
1 October 2020 : Hell yeah $230 a week rules. I can pay my rent once every two months if I don't withhold taxes! Though honestly trying to sort out my SMLLC income and write offs from my personal 1099 income (multiple sources) would be such a nightmare it's probably best. Also, thank you.
1 October 2020 : I did not!! I guess I'll google. Any chance it moves to gross income instead of net?
1 October 2020 : Hey that's me but since FEBRUARY 12.
1 October 2020 : Cool. pic.twitter.com/3tQhevmWg9
1 October 2020 : It's awful. My friends who tried to file in Maryland found the website only worked when they were out of state, and then they got some buggy ass app from the state to file with. Awful!!
1 October 2020 : Spike, truly Dawn's opposite.
1 October 2020 : When it bothers to exist at all lol
1 October 2020 : Yeah, I did. No confirmation email, nothing. No idea when I'll hear back. No indicator when/if I'll receive the difference between $40 and $105.
1 October 2020 : thank you. you'd think writers are never mixed income the way it's been (not) covered.
1 October 2020 : Since March 15. Now I live in PEUC limbo. pic.twitter.com/geBl4FhGRR
1 October 2020 : wow can he feel this way about dc, too? that would be cool. sorry mar a lago, this guy is your problem now.
1 October 2020 : I was going to send you this tweet, but I see you also don't sleep.
1 October 2020 : Can mixed income be part of this cliff discussion?
1 October 2020 : Definitely higher in most places. I think 32 is *actually* where I would start it if I was in charge.
1 October 2020 : Also there is the fun mystery of "how do I apply for PEUC/did I apply for it/when does it kick in/what the fuck is going on?" pic.twitter.com/azxsidMiNd
1 October 2020 : So it looks like my new hobby is arguing with mouth breathing capitalist chuds who dream of being millionaires (but work for shit pay for someone else) who want to tell me to "get a job"...even though they allegedly loooove small businesses/entrepreneurship.
1 October 2020 : I'm going to take it a step further and say if your household income is under $27,000, you shouldn't pay shit.
1 October 2020 : And no you obviously aren’t sorry, because all you’re doing is pretending you know better than I do. Thanks.
1 October 2020 : I understand what you mean. Are you going to go to every country on earth and hold a gun to their heads and make them attend CES? Open doesn’t equal functioning. Christ.
1 October 2020 : “Our hearts go out to you also now here’s some insults.”
1 October 2020 : That doesn’t make conventions open back up, because the rest of the world can’t come here and they aren’t planned overnight. We’re a huge industry.
1 October 2020 : Is that bizarro David Spade?
1 October 2020 : I can't believe they're just tweeting a confession to crimes similar to what the Baltimore GTTF did for years: robbing drug dealers.
1 October 2020 : Thanks. Fun fact: anyone who had both a 1099 job and a W2 job got UI based off the W2. I'm collecting off a part time W2 job I worked a few hours a month at and made a total of $4,400 at in 2019. My 1099 pay was about $1,500 a week.
1 October 2020 : I understand how it works, and unfortunately, combined it pays out 33% of my normal income. I'm sure for some people it's a godsend, but this would barely cover my rent and a sandwich or two.
1 October 2020 : Hey Mike, if I can run a business that operates on 3 continents in pre-pandemic world, I'm pretty sure I'm capable of figuring out UI. Perhaps the issue is the system is broken. Try googling "unemployment mixed income." Thanks.
1 October 2020 : I'm aware.
1 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1311516461073129473?s=20
1 October 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1311516461073129473?s=20
1 October 2020 : I'm a literal communist.
1 October 2020 : There are 5 million jobs for like 30 million people, and half those jobs are minimum wage bullshit at like Kroger in Oklahoma. Get bent.
1 October 2020 : Oh, fuck off.
1 October 2020 : As soon as I get it, but for the primary they forgot to mail it and had to FedEx overnight it to me 2 days before it was due.
1 October 2020 : I mean is it weird if I'm in DC DSA but buy one of these shirts?
1 October 2020 : Yeah I own a talent agency for live events, and it is NOT a good time right now. We all need that $600 back!
1 October 2020 : It's been rough. Good luck to you -- *especially* given your bio. Hopefully the arts get some SBA money one day lol.
1 October 2020 : Before the pandemic my business operated on 3 continents and pulled in 50k a month in revenue. Yet it's always some mouth breathing capitalist chud with dreams of being a millionaire (while working for shit pay for someone else) who runs their mouth at me like you just did.
1 October 2020 : the president is very busy right now, so we're all counting on you. pic.twitter.com/MBd6dMPmob
1 October 2020 : RT @manda_writes: Do I troll the libertarian or do I unmatch? 🤔🤔🤔 https://t.co/MG9n6zh1vE
1 October 2020 : also lmao what the fuck what state
1 October 2020 : $300 a week is also a joke. DC did implement it for the 6 weeks. To be clear, $400 a week is a joke.
1 October 2020 : hmmmm qu, sounds like foreign interference.
1 October 2020 : The Proud Boys bills itself as a group of “Western chauvinists” who believe in white supremacy, gun rights for conservatives, and closed borders and oppose masturbation.
1 October 2020 : Especially if Ed's plan solves the mixed income problem.
1 October 2020 : BUT by the time DC implements this itll be like 2022 and it'll be backpay of $400 a week lol.
1 October 2020 : I mean, I understand that. I made ~$1500 a week before the pandemic. I get $105 in UI. I am aware of how it works.
1 October 2020 : @MrTooDamnChris I'm guessing you only think this way bc you don't regularly brush up on sonic boom acoustics.
1 October 2020 : i would like to opt out forever. i cant imagine either ever making a difference to me.
1 October 2020 : oh no the guy with 3 whole followers is mean to me help help
1 October 2020 : If you have something to say to me, you should send it in the memo line on a cash app deposit. https://cash.me/pancakesmmm
1 October 2020 : I mean, it still only takes my UI to a third of my normal pay and it still couldn't cover my rent, but that's ok because I lost my home a month ago. At least now I could reliably buy food. Yes, obviously, make it higher, but don't snark poor desperate people who cry everyday.
1 October 2020 : I'm aware.
1 October 2020 : Discarded creek ballots.
1 October 2020 : jeff im gonna need it upped to $800 and retroactive to february 12, thank u
1 October 2020 : I cannot believe I'm excited about the idea of making $400 a fucking week.
1 October 2020 : Why are all of that persons followers so incredibly stupid?
1 October 2020 : You sound more like an anti-masker than someone who just thinks indoor dining should be closed lmao.
1 October 2020 : mixed signals here. pic.twitter.com/FaiOeEI8yJ
30 September 2020 : I know it's fun to defend them, but even with their "dream bill" I was stuck making less than half my income and one federal minimum wage check. One side sucks more, but neither give a shit.
30 September 2020 : Also the city is just completely ignoring the non-restaurant parts of this industry, and I have no idea why they think we will stick around.
30 September 2020 : "Large events would not return until a vaccine is widely available next fall, and most conventions would remain canceled through 2021." Shanghai and Beijing have been hosting these events for over a month lol.
30 September 2020 : Ok now do it again, but with your name attached -- and add threepers and oath keepers to the list. Thanks! https://twitter.com/Acosta/status/1311430020796223490
30 September 2020 : Ok now do threepers.
30 September 2020 : Oh that last article is ever better when you text someone the link! pic.twitter.com/jiPvA5mA4V
30 September 2020 : Haha got this as I was reading your tweet. pic.twitter.com/AxlSMR3l9L
30 September 2020 : Well where’s our deal, Jeff? smh
30 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/VBIGJJSZuy
30 September 2020 : How does being a misogynist female work for you?
30 September 2020 : Ok but I think this is what actually caused some confusion. pic.twitter.com/fFZXuGtpQO
30 September 2020 : lol the timing was the problem, not this? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/8KkAfbQTMP
30 September 2020 : Im in live events making 1/14 of my salary on unemployment, houseless, watching my business crash, and I can promise you both parties have failed me on the business side and as a worker. Sure one sucks more, but my local govt failed and the “dream” covid bill fell grossly short.
30 September 2020 : 😡😡
30 September 2020 : Tulsi spoke at CUFI in 2015. Of course in 2020 she’s saying stuff that Prager likes.
30 September 2020 : Quick question, what the fuck? pic.twitter.com/9yFJUzqkHG
30 September 2020 : What the fuck. https://twitter.com/bidenbeauty/status/1311357006608031744?s=21
30 September 2020 : Is this a parody.
30 September 2020 : I mean the surrealness of emailing an 8 year old about going out to play is just 🤯
30 September 2020 : Whaaaaat
30 September 2020 : Conventions in spring 2022 lol. Meanwhile, the Beijing auto show is going on right now, and IE Expo happened in Shanghai in August. Jokes on us.
30 September 2020 : Right? This is endearing. They're always trying to showcase stuff that is actually likable about him as bad. Trains are cool, sorry the right hates public transit and the earth
30 September 2020 : Katie Miller.
30 September 2020 : “I could have donated this to the food bank but instead I hope your day is going well ok bye.”
30 September 2020 : I really need someone to explain why I am forced to see this everyday. pic.twitter.com/fvg1R69UCR
30 September 2020 : They could have just done with the Anthem and Hook Hall are doing and sold cabanas (or in this case, a table with a view) with a minimum spend, but no. Had to make it sound like a club.
30 September 2020 : Well he was a funny guy. Any time I had a question about grammar he told me it was bc allah said so. Sometimes I’d answer him in French by accident and he’d ask if I would prefer to study with his Lebanese wife.
30 September 2020 : My old Arabic tutor told me there are 500,000 words that are the same in Arabic and Spanish, but I never fact checked his precise number 😂
30 September 2020 : No one understands me like Joe Biden.
30 September 2020 : Like the one where Cain died?
30 September 2020 : Masks aren’t for little bitches any more, Donald.
30 September 2020 : I take a shit ton of stimulants just to watch them. 🤷🏼‍♀️
30 September 2020 : Same and I’d travel to swing states to do it.
30 September 2020 : you're welcome!
30 September 2020 : You would have to text Joe 3033003330 or whatever and ask them.
30 September 2020 : $30 to get Trump's face on my titties? Hell yeah. pic.twitter.com/2ZfPYjVfER
30 September 2020 : Liar.
30 September 2020 : Imagine how much we will ignore it in a country that has left people to financially rot instead of paying them unemployment or rent!
30 September 2020 : Remember when Biden had a moment to talk about Amy’s fucking unhinged cult beliefs and he said she was a very fine person? It was in the first ten minutes and really set the tone for the whole night.
30 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/DdK6htQfW0
30 September 2020 : calling for the proud boys to stand by and infiltrate polling locations seems soooo not a big deal compared to joe calling trump yelly or whatever.
30 September 2020 : Jeni's?
30 September 2020 : So how was your Presidential Debate 1.0, friends? pic.twitter.com/7r9zk1l1aq
30 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/sZDsJ3VDRK
30 September 2020 : lol yes
30 September 2020 : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pic.twitter.com/3O26u93qVD
30 September 2020 : Meh I made this within 30 seconds of Joe saying go to Joe 30030 dot come or whatever. Joe and I didn't have A Plan. pic.twitter.com/LVZb1F4Gmx
30 September 2020 : Did y'all put "do a shot every time Trump tells his supporters to go slaughter people at polling locations" in your drinking games, or nah?
30 September 2020 : When they go low, we go high.
30 September 2020 : Creek Ballots.
30 September 2020 : Shame on the democrats. They are putting ballots in creeks, in an effort to get the illegal votes of Forest City residents.
30 September 2020 : Well its 2020 I'm sure that hell will befall us soon enough.
30 September 2020 : I was so excited when I heard "millions of Americans are receiving..." because I thought they were FINALLY GOING TO TALK ABOUT UNEMPLOYMENT.
30 September 2020 : Did you already forget the small hands 2016 debacle
30 September 2020 : So you believe in climate change?
30 September 2020 : Also, what are their kids up to?
30 September 2020 : I would love to hear about Biden's children for hours. It's great. Sure, COVID caused me to lose my home, I make $105 a week on unemployment, I haven't heard back from SNAP, and I think about killing myself everyday because I have no money. But yes. Biden's kids. Good discourse.
30 September 2020 : "Putins puppy" sounds gross please undo.
30 September 2020 : Stand back and stand by, buddy.
30 September 2020 : Proud Boys, stand by! What the fuuuuckkkk
30 September 2020 : PROUD BOYS STAND BACK AND STAND BY!!!!!!!
30 September 2020 : I will vote for whoever loves suburbs and hates China the most. This is good discourse. Thank you, dear leaders.
30 September 2020 : There are like 30 things Wallace could have pointed out so far.
30 September 2020 : I for one am sick and tired of anti Irish, anti Catholic racism from the right.
30 September 2020 : There were peaceful protests for YEARS at West Wednesdays for the police murder of Tyrone West in Baltimore and not one fucking person on my timeline outside of Maryland knows that, so maybe violence works.
30 September 2020 : Counterpoint, Joe: actually, all cops are shit because the bad apples rot the rest of the barrel.
30 September 2020 : all radical left democrats are the same.
30 September 2020 : Donald Trump can't even call Biden racist without sounding like a racist. "You call them super predators. You call them worse than that." Very normal and not racist to call a race of people a "them".
30 September 2020 : Please subscribe to my new podcast where I will only be doing that.
30 September 2020 : Biden literally started off this debate by calling Amy Coney Barrett a very fine person instead of pointing out she's a fucking delusional cult member. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1311110989425893379?s=20
30 September 2020 : Hearing Wallace explain what "segments" are to our presidential candidates makes me feel great confidence in the United States.
30 September 2020 : Our common ground is that we all VOTE.
30 September 2020 : He literally doesn't even know what sectors are unemployed.
30 September 2020 : If he is, I would love to hear him talk about the billion dollar live events industry and how we're all unemployed.
30 September 2020 : Ok but Ben how is he writing off his hair when I literally own a modeling agency and we can't write off our (far superior). hair? I actually *do* feel stupid.
30 September 2020 : The entire live events industry has lost our jobs. This is so fucking clueless of Joe Biden to say that it's all front line workers who have lost their jobs. What the fuck is he talking about? If trade shows were a front line job, I wouldn't be homeless.
30 September 2020 : Wait, is Joe Biden okay? "Millionaires and billionaires like you, Donald"???? Did Biden lose all his money?
30 September 2020 : Look, Trump isn't some random guy who you can challenge to a push up contest and tell him you see why his wife left him.
30 September 2020 : Jeff catch up it's UI time.
30 September 2020 : are you the left biden just lost?
30 September 2020 : Getting the virus and going to the hospital isn't the only way to die of COVID. It's also not the most far reaching impact. It's really weird to go from "Trump's economy" to "empty dead people COVID chairs" without acknowledging the suffering of tens of millions of Americans.
30 September 2020 : Dying of coronavirus is very sad, but there are TWENTY EIGHT MILLION UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE AND IN PLENTY OF STATES WE ARE ALREADY BEING EVICTED AND WE DON'T EVEN HAVE EMPTY FUCKING CHAIRS BC WE DON'T HAVE HOMES, JOE BIDEN.
30 September 2020 : Jill Stein.
30 September 2020 : Amy is a very person and judge, I think.
30 September 2020 : "???" ? Are you lost? Are you the lost left?
30 September 2020 : Trump telling Biden "you just lost the left" over M4A might end up being the highlight of the entire debate for me.
30 September 2020 : Jeff host debate 2.
30 September 2020 : Is there any info on how many now unemployed people are delinquent on marketplace care? I'm about to lose my aca plan from nonpayment.
30 September 2020 : I guess Trump forgot that Joe Biden made a whole ass "I hate China more than Trump" commercial.
30 September 2020 : "Very fine people on both sides." - Joe Biden
30 September 2020 : Yeah. I’m guessing they left of the 2 in 28.
30 September 2020 : Thank you!!
30 September 2020 : Shit it would fucking rule if only 8,000,000 of us were unemployed.
30 September 2020 : Ben, have you considered that some of us are Orioles fans? smh.
30 September 2020 : Still holding out for Biden to say “I see why your wife left you.” https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1311095095215689728
30 September 2020 : Maybe. As long as it’s correctly done, they can draw their clocks on whatever surface with whatever utensil they want, idc. Sharpies, melting ice cream and a finger, weather charts, poor people’s unpaid medical bills. It all works when I’m the moderator.
30 September 2020 : Yeah it’s the universal language of the dial tone, perhaps the best way to communicate tonight. pic.twitter.com/eJMT9kylg8
29 September 2020 : Is drawing a clock artistry?
29 September 2020 : Jizzing to Joe.
29 September 2020 : Plot twist: I am Russia.
29 September 2020 : You have far more optimism than I have about non-corporations having start up cash, especially based on what I am seeing in my own industry.
29 September 2020 : 2017? She spoke at CUFI in 2015.
29 September 2020 : She spoke at CUFI in 2015. https://twitter.com/michaelwhitney/status/1310794576614043649
29 September 2020 : I have a bot that saves all my liked tweets in a google spreadsheet. sometimes i'll like something for a few minutes to give it time to save. others may vary.
29 September 2020 : 🐝🐝
29 September 2020 : Finding your neighbor who has your ballot envelope is really just a way to test your commitment to voting for Joe Biden. Imagine how smug you can be if you knock on someone's door and demand they return your voting materials!
29 September 2020 : isn't that just the slogan every at large candidate except goodwin is using?
29 September 2020 : It's for tiny hot dogs.
29 September 2020 : I will never forget the way I felt as my business fell apart and I begged my landlord to lower my rent to something unemployment would cover, then watching Nancy show off her $10,000 fridge.
29 September 2020 : Yeah it feels like 590.
29 September 2020 : "Also offer other services to help workers with job placement." I mean...good fucking luck, y'all.
29 September 2020 : Who is the genius that created this. https://twitter.com/undersequoias/status/1286374917110292480
29 September 2020 : I mailed back my postcard over a month ago with the address I want my ballot mailed to (I'm actually absentee). Is there any way to confirm it was received? Last election y'all had to FedEx overnight my ballot to me at the last second.
29 September 2020 : Closing and reopening is a lot easier for a Starbucks than someone who owns one place and can’t feed their family.
29 September 2020 : Do you brush your teeth or wash your underwear? You sound filthy.
29 September 2020 : Using all my income for mediocre insurance and paying my rent with votes.
29 September 2020 : I thought it was bananas at first.
29 September 2020 : Not literally when they’re in session. It’s not a trick! Just when they’re in session as in physically here. Plus it’s best to do it in the middle of the night. Confuse the olds.
29 September 2020 : Jeff is this a promise you’ll finally do your job?
29 September 2020 : “Special time” fucking kill me.
29 September 2020 : I will find it much funnier if they have mandatory charge for tip on top of the bill.
29 September 2020 : Every other bar: People don't know the rules, they get mad because they're used to Clarendon, they don't wear masks when they go to the bathroom, they switch tables, they're walking out 12x a month vs 1x, tips are lower than ever. Heist: Ok but what if we lied to customers.
29 September 2020 : There's also a big difference between rebranding and blatantly misleading. If people are already confused by the rules, they are going to lose their shit at this Heist thing.
29 September 2020 : I hate this. My office is in the Wharf and the coffee is very bad so I go to Dolcezza and now what.
29 September 2020 : I didn't even consider this, fuck. pic.twitter.com/nnMkku3x3j
29 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/pC86rEYCO3
29 September 2020 : We lock the doors of the senate building during session and whoever comes out alive is the president. No guns or weapons allowed to be brought in, but they can use whatever they make. It's like a push up contest, but better.
29 September 2020 : Once again I'm here to pitch my Presidential Battle Royale idea.
29 September 2020 : i think all those cans have enough salt, thank you maam
29 September 2020 : Oh so you missed "i only add a little salt and pepper"
29 September 2020 : I really want Biden to challenge Trump to a physical contest.
29 September 2020 : AT THE END SHE SAYS THEY HAVE IT EVERY OTHER WEEK
29 September 2020 : what the fuck is this shit
29 September 2020 : Come on man, I see why your wife left you.
29 September 2020 : Only 4??
29 September 2020 : "In Ohio, postal clerks culled prescriptions and benefit checks from bins of stalled mail to make sure they were delivered." Christ.
29 September 2020 : I never wear them twice without trashing or washing, and I rip them off my face the second I'm away from the group and solo walking off, so it's not like it's just hanging out on my face.
29 September 2020 : I trash the mask or replace it if it's fabric immediately after spinning in it for 60 minutes or doing a 45 minute crossfit class (obviously if there is a sink I was my face, but there isn't always), but that's still an hour outside in 80+ degrees while doing intense workouts.
29 September 2020 : I can't think of anything that my druncles would find less endearing. For sure.
29 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/t6K9bp2yka
29 September 2020 : Goddammit I turned this off on my own TV for a reason, then you tricked me.
29 September 2020 : tulsi said they are ok tho.
29 September 2020 : what the fuck is this.
29 September 2020 : It's the metro stop my office is at!! I can't avoid it.
29 September 2020 : I’ve been casually saying motherfucker for half my life and I’m 32. What are you talking about? Nowadays? The aughts?
29 September 2020 : For years there was a whole ass website called what is Matt Walsh wrong about today dot com.
29 September 2020 : Ben Garrison is ridiculous. Only Don Lemon gets labeled? Who the fuck is everyone else, Ben? pic.twitter.com/WOCxq47Vz6
29 September 2020 : Well, it’s like how tulsi is non partisan because she gives speeches at CUFI and also ran to be the dem presidential nominee.
29 September 2020 : Please don’t insult my Dwyane Wade basketball phone like this.
29 September 2020 : Well silly, you aren’t supposed to keep watching when he starts to abuse his wife in 15 years from all the mush brain. Just these 12 seconds!
29 September 2020 : Let’s run for twelve seconds then take a five minute break.
29 September 2020 : Domestic drone strikes on random misogynists every third Friday of the month, and weighted votes based on age. https://twitter.com/besf0rt/status/1310299595520585733
29 September 2020 : He thinks a school system that has to close when it’s too hot because they don’t have air conditioning can be safe in a pandemic, and that pretty much sums up the whole thing.
29 September 2020 : For what it’s worth, I also don’t see people masking during interactions in Virginia or Maryland. And I’ve had several staff come up to me while I’m biting into food, or unmasked themselves. Every single place is doing different stuff.
29 September 2020 : In normal times I’ve watched the awning collapse during rain, so they were just expediting the process.
29 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/fNe2pU1jng
28 September 2020 : Uh what the fuck? pic.twitter.com/QWnQYrA54q
28 September 2020 : Is this for people who want those things but are unaware they can just cross the river and go to Darna?
28 September 2020 : I can't understand why anybody wouldn't want to.
28 September 2020 : You can literally go dancing without a mask on in America right now, but for some reason I keep seeing articles about how we're going to be wearing masks for a year after people start getting vaccinated. lol ok.
28 September 2020 : I mean, if I was an idiot, I feel like my day to day life would be more enjoyable.
28 September 2020 : How do these people function.
28 September 2020 : This must be parody.
28 September 2020 : Bloody Sunday.
28 September 2020 : Ok this is epic. pic.twitter.com/q3Gout1ito
28 September 2020 : The tent is big, but not socialist big!
28 September 2020 : Is it like past tense or a command? Beat Trump! Beat Trump. I feel like this could backfire. Why is this for sale.
28 September 2020 : So I assume we're both buying these awesome shirts, then?
28 September 2020 : barack & pete & amy & joe. defeated the socialist.
28 September 2020 : you & me.
28 September 2020 : This shirt just defeated my brain, fuck me. https://twitter.com/queeralamode/status/1310316635115323392
28 September 2020 : And it looks like you're fighting to move your goalposts. I read your tweet, took the words at actual face value, and responded. Perhaps in your UBI fight you would do well to think about the humans behind the numbers instead of writing it off as not a major concern. Take care.
28 September 2020 : My choir thinks means testing is a waste of time and resources, actually.
28 September 2020 : To what end? How many people suffering and having their lives ruined makes "this a major concern"? Certainly the way you framed the question didn't imply you had a great deal of concern.
28 September 2020 : "so how much is is this a major concern" and "Should still do stimulus" do not imply together you believe we should do a stimulus that isn't means tested on 2019 tax returns that might as well be relics from lifetimes ago.
28 September 2020 : There are a LOT of incomes between my 72k and 150k. What do you expect us to do? Finance our landlords apartments for the next 10 years when this is over? Simply give up our whole lives, abandon our bills, sell all our possessions, and just take $444 a week? It's been 28 weeks.
28 September 2020 : Like, we dont need to hit 150k to see the issues here. I make around $1400-ish a week, done on owners draw and then remaining profits. I'm getting $105 a week bc I had mixed income, but even if I was getting my max, I'd be living on $444.
28 September 2020 : Just give people money! The president doesn't pay taxes! The SBA fucked what people think of as small businesses! The pentagon bought weapons! All that money, wasted! And to what end? Just give people money!!
28 September 2020 : It's not just you. It's the entire thread! The defense of means testing people who are struggling in 2020 based off of meaningless tax returns from 2019 is cruel. I don't make 150k, but my best weeks on UI have been living on less than 1/2 my weekly pay since *March*.
28 September 2020 : I love reading about how my homelessness doesn't matter because I don't work in a restaurant or whatever.
27 September 2020 : Like I said, if you’re financially stable and independent, grow up and move on from mommy’s address.
27 September 2020 : I don’t own a single pair of pants lol
27 September 2020 : Alljeans is a typo that autocorrect didn’t fix for all jeans. Just didn’t hit the space bar.
27 September 2020 : Counterpoint: alljeans are stupid and uncomfortable, and I don’t think I’ve missed out by not owning any for the last 7 or so years. https://twitter.com/kristenladd_/status/1309712517225218048
27 September 2020 : I’m 32 and still have friends whose legal addresses are their parents homes, despite my friends having stable housing in far away states. My honest feeling about it fucking grow up. Why would you even want that? It often seems lazy and attached to some pipe dream about taxes.
27 September 2020 : As a business owner I beg people to lie.
27 September 2020 : Hello I would like a jalapeño drink. pic.twitter.com/cLKk7ZdqWt
27 September 2020 : Sir please. Stop. pic.twitter.com/8QCB0SbwTp
27 September 2020 : Frats.
26 September 2020 : If Unknown is very food motivated, the promise of ice cream could make him unstoppable.
26 September 2020 : My sister is the golden child with a masters degree, so I hope people post pictures of her accomplishments when they mean me.
26 September 2020 : Nope, I hate running! I do love SoulCycle, CrossFit, rowing, kayaking, and biking. I did this in February 2019 and it was so hard & frustrating to recover, that I ran a 10 miler in October 2019 bc I had no baseline if I failed. I had another scheduled for the first week of April pic.twitter.com/HYL1CuRfP3
26 September 2020 : My only COVID symptoms were going from running a ten miler to taking 7 weeks to run a straight mile, and my resting heart rate going from 50 bpm to 80-90. Yet I always have lethargic, high bpm, high sugar diet Americans telling me it’s no big deal and they’ll be fine lmao.
26 September 2020 : Items?! 😱
26 September 2020 : the libertarian candidate before johnson lol
26 September 2020 : michael badnarik 2024
26 September 2020 : Oh, ok, that's all I was asking lol
26 September 2020 : So even the ones whose votes had 0 impact on the election?
26 September 2020 : So you're narrowly mad with Michigan and Wisconsin Stein voters? It's a sincere question.
26 September 2020 : But that doesn't really answer my question lol
26 September 2020 : do you have any ice cream for my aborted son
26 September 2020 : F.
26 September 2020 : Please press f to pay respects to No Ice Cream. https://twitter.com/GreggyBennett/status/1309614904102576128
26 September 2020 : F.
26 September 2020 : I'm reporting the original tweet for personal harassment.
26 September 2020 : 🤨
26 September 2020 : Are we the ones sabotaging Jameela? https://twitter.com/nathfromthebloc/status/1308339884067872770?s=21 https://twitter.com/nathfromthebloc/status/1308339884067872770
25 September 2020 : Have you tried livestreaming?
25 September 2020 : I mean Fairfax county in particular has been begging for more money for cops forever. Sharon Bulova thought it was a good demand when there was a task force group looking into the Fairfax police’s murder of John Geer.
25 September 2020 : I think the real tragedy is that Rene Boucher is no longer in charge of the hospitals anesthesia.
25 September 2020 : Ok look in her defenses, I am considering being pyramid head for Halloween, and I wouldn’t be doing that if masks weren’t cool now.
25 September 2020 : Thanks for getting coney island hot dogs out of my head. I guess. 🤷🏼‍♀️
25 September 2020 : Horseshoe theory.
25 September 2020 : Do you guys remember happier times? pic.twitter.com/l16rLF6hCe
25 September 2020 : Everyday he stays telling on himself.
25 September 2020 : If you’ll never let me down please send me an extra $600 a week in unemployment, asshole.
25 September 2020 : Calling the most likable thing Joe’s ever done unlikable proves that Ian is a fucking idiot.
25 September 2020 : Why does that note sound like a Valentine’s Day card written by a 7 year old?
25 September 2020 : Ugh why pic.twitter.com/vKTSVadwnA
25 September 2020 : Oh, it's hilarious! It's just such a shame for him, bc I'm an bored, unemployed lunatic who takes a very high adderall prescription. When I was 21 a credit card company's debt collector sued me, I countersued, and I got out of owing the money in court. Why do people try me???
25 September 2020 : The saddest thing about it? It wasn't Mitch.
25 September 2020 : And this tweet is how I learned he had a stroke.
25 September 2020 : DENYING THE EXISTENCE OF FOOD DESERTS. Captain Columbus Commie to the rescue lmao https://twitter.com/KurtEllis10/status/963449862032371716?s=20
25 September 2020 : Oh my god this guy has had this rhetoric for years. https://twitter.com/KurtEllis10/status/963538247640059906?s=20
25 September 2020 : Also, like, is he made poor people are overweight or does he want to make us overweight? We're supposed to survive on the shit food he criticizes? Okie doke. https://twitter.com/KurtEllis10/status/981962154868912128?s=20
25 September 2020 : Captain Communist of the Columbus Cell.
25 September 2020 : More than prepared for WHAT? Learning what communism is? What a dumbass.
25 September 2020 : They want to fetishize entrepreneurism and then throw aside the people who actually do the shit they don't have the intelligence or balls to do themselves when we need help during a global pandemic and depression. Theyre bitter morons who will live their lives and die struggling.
25 September 2020 : These guys want to masturbate to capitalism but can't make it beyond being a temporarily embarrassed hundred thousandaire.
25 September 2020 : I already muted him, but I bet you anything this guy makes max like $50,000 a year, and has great ideas on how I, a person who normally runs a very successful business on 3 continents, should go work at Kroger in Oklahoma or something for $7 an hour to solve my current problems.
25 September 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/H8Y2EsAjif
25 September 2020 : "I think poor people should live off a bag of rice, fuck them. I'm a piece of shit." - Kunt, probably.
25 September 2020 : Please stop making up stories about my 27" waist jeans by implying just because I lost my home due to COVID I'm morbidly obese, thank you.
25 September 2020 : Even better idea: they can buy it in bulk, so it's cheaper!! Simple, right??
25 September 2020 : When in the midwest get a Yoda? Like? She couldn't do just one picture or hold something more....narrowly relevant?
25 September 2020 : What the fuck is she even trying to communicate?
25 September 2020 : First, that sucks. Second, that's 48 and 49 on the map. Third, what will they call it? There is already a Harry Browne's, that's too much. Annapolis is very small.
25 September 2020 : I own a talent agency in normal world, I feel like we should be collaborating.
25 September 2020 : Hey what GOP donors business does one need to burn down in order to get a check like this? Asking for a friend.
25 September 2020 : lol if this was true I wouldn’t be homeless and delinquent on my health insurance premium.
25 September 2020 : This is incredible insight, Kurt. Thanks.
25 September 2020 : It’s also incredibly difficult to give a shit about an election in November when im homeless today and could just be dead by January, and even if I’m not, it’s not like anyone will be helping us either way. And at least dc lets the houseless vote. Plenty of states don’t.
25 September 2020 : Sure wish people who owned businesses relying on consumer sales were as passionate about getting spending money to us 33,659 Washingtonians who are living on pathetic scraps of our former incomes & the countless others who can't even get through to DOES as they are about Phase 3
25 September 2020 : Added in a cafe section. https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
25 September 2020 : Ugh.
25 September 2020 : They aren't rescheduling it??
25 September 2020 : @acomplexcollin In my defense, it was a basement without windows so he was safe!
25 September 2020 : @PoPville Help will I be able to see this from my office at the Wharf?? pic.twitter.com/wD7Pl6gWNK
25 September 2020 : The most free I've ever felt is a chopper flying closer and closer while telling me they're the baltimore city police and i am now being ordered to disperse because it's like 830pm and i'm outside and that's a crime now.
25 September 2020 : Like they're uneducated poors who were tricked by a false sense of patriotism and or money to commit crimes against humanity while being used as pawns for the elites?
25 September 2020 : Hmm. Maybe once the rich people's shit starts to burn we can have some change.
25 September 2020 : The personal responsibilities associated with type 1 diabetes.
25 September 2020 : I was literally prepared for COVID because I have been gassed so many times by people whose employment is financed with my tax dollars. pic.twitter.com/AGN7IY6e77
25 September 2020 : Oh yeah I’m not even sure it’s on the low to anyone but authorities lol
25 September 2020 : It might be very bad news right away, but maybe not - they have been doing this for a few months!
25 September 2020 : Andrew, between Darna and Don Tito’s, you’re gonna flip out when you learn about Clarendon.
25 September 2020 : We pretend Booker doesn’t exist, thank you.
25 September 2020 : I can think of maybe 3 clients in all those years that told me they ate there. I assume they want the convention center traffic, but I usually sent people to faidleys or woodberry, Phillips if they wanted to eat on the water without getting an Uber.
25 September 2020 : That’s my thing, please stop.
25 September 2020 : Holy SHIT this is incredible. Over the last 13 years I’ve worked a lot downtown, often split shifts, and always while living in dc/pg/Annapolis/too far away to go home. I’ve hung out in Barnes and Noble and every restaurant except that one lmao. Who goes there twice?!
25 September 2020 : Uncrustables, a breakfast on the go!!
25 September 2020 : This is probably a pretty comment thought, but millions of us have been out of our jobs, losing our homes or biding time until we do, and living on scraps for months. We beg you to start acting like it’s happening. Please. https://twitter.com/garliccorgi/status/1309160178458263558
25 September 2020 : Millions of us have been out of our jobs, losing our homes or biding time until we do, and living on scraps for months. We beg you to start acting like it’s happening.
25 September 2020 : lol millions of us haven’t been able to pay rent for months.
25 September 2020 : Here you go! https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1059615638321131520?s=21
25 September 2020 : There is literally a Nextdoor post about this
25 September 2020 : Was it trace your middle finger onto a piece of paper, write all the legal codes he violated on it, and then send it certified back to him with a bill for 3x your deposit? Because I've done 2/3 of those things so far.
24 September 2020 : Also, here he is on July 14 telling me he stole my deposit and also giving me his life story, and my subsequent 30 days notice. I have no idea why you'd think I'm the person to fuck with after I clearly pulled the recorder of the deeds on your mortgage. pic.twitter.com/nlJ4V5jb0s
24 September 2020 : Being a landlord sounds like the easiest job in the world. $150 to throw out some eggs?
24 September 2020 : Anyway, I wasn't evicted, but I did lose my home bc my landlord is a dick, and OTA can't stop that.
24 September 2020 : I love the $150 cleaning fee for forgetting 2 cartons of eggs in the fridge. It was a minuscule basement apartment. I paid less than half that to have it cleaned professionally when my leg was broken.
24 September 2020 : My former landlord just sent me a bill for $1,092. This is after he offered me what he called $400-450 a month of "rent relief." He would bang on my door, telling me I was rude for paying late during COVID, and have weird convos, asking if I thought he was a nice guy. pic.twitter.com/eTArwl43Br
24 September 2020 : Hello, yes, I am here. 👋🏻
24 September 2020 : How many of us have full depleted our savings? Surely I'm not alone!
24 September 2020 : Remember how the cops used to pull people over for going to Dixie liquors? Does that still happen?
24 September 2020 : Am i the only one who finds the upper 30s and low 40s to be the least comfortable? I have a giant winter coat but it’s hot as shit to wear it above freezing or in sun. I guess it would depend on how many heat lamps each bar can get off Craigslist at 300% markup tbh.
24 September 2020 : What would you prefer? Spaces like on a credit card?
24 September 2020 : Ok but how is this key placement working out for you? 😂 pic.twitter.com/VF8YlU1M6q
24 September 2020 : I am so tired of being asked for my money and time by the Democrats. pic.twitter.com/ghjMPnBVm0
24 September 2020 : Forums and limewire, bitches! These kids don’t even know.
24 September 2020 : There’s a weeping soldier statue and several Texas and numerous American flags.
24 September 2020 : Fake news, buddy. My mom has a 3 bedroom, 1 car garage TOWNHOUSE. In one of the richest, bluest, safest for its size counties in the country, living between secret service agents and high ranking military officials.
24 September 2020 : So many lawyers and cops have assumed I am a lawyer or law student at police reform meetings over the years, and said the exact opposite to me. It’s wild.
24 September 2020 : You just gotta go to the after party at Maureen Dowds house.
24 September 2020 : I know in the spring they were getting sued or investigated or something. pic.twitter.com/KLl7DQtOQt
24 September 2020 : Yup. I’m not sure they have even released a full plan for that here, despite picking return dates. I mean here they were still polling parents in late July like 3 weeks before school started asking what people wanted, like ?????
24 September 2020 : @melwedde Fairfax is all blue but idk how school is gonna work out for them. Seems like a bad plan to go back just as outdoors is becoming too cold to have class outside.
24 September 2020 : Yeah I think they’re doing preschool first, then special ed students, then everyone else. I’m not even sure if they’re staggering the grades. But she’s basically saying the same thing: her kids can’t learn this way, and it’s not working.
24 September 2020 : Well, relief isn’t the right word, I guess. But she feels like she works nonstop and isn’t even able to do her job and at least this way she can, kind of.
24 September 2020 : My sister and her students have to go back before the other teachers and kids do in Fairfax county, and she says it’s a relief.
24 September 2020 : Which do you have? Mine started to go quiet so I had to use a hair dryer to melt the internal earwax and then suck it out, which is also an incredible thing to do after spending money on headphones. I have the older ones tho.
24 September 2020 : Ok but also we’re not far from a place where a good outcome is I have one so I can forgot
24 September 2020 : If the senate building is open to the public i can print this out and walk over and stick it on his door tomorrow.
24 September 2020 : *fine not give and haaaa it’s perfect
24 September 2020 : Okay give this is better than my tuna can request, show off.
24 September 2020 : I did nothing wrong!
24 September 2020 : Don’t worry I’m still here to reply to everything i got u
24 September 2020 : Yup if anyone would ever believe I’m engaged I’d 100% do it just for the twitter fodder.
24 September 2020 : My friend told me to fake an engagement if I wanna see the worst of the worst of all my exes (or not quite close enough to be an ex’es)
24 September 2020 : Just two? Damn.
24 September 2020 : @KentonAntiques no way your family needs both tuna fish AND soup?!
24 September 2020 : Guys we gotta save Tortilla Coast ok? pic.twitter.com/ioE8pLDcXa
23 September 2020 : Wait, they're suggesting this again? As someone who lived in Texas (in Dallas of all places!)...I enjoyed it, but literally had to go back to DC to go on dates, and then I moved back. It sucks to be ostracized by so many people...but milquetoast libs might do better.
23 September 2020 : America rules. pic.twitter.com/bK8srFV6dO
23 September 2020 : So they just need to all pump their bullets into the same civilian, all at one time. Basically.
23 September 2020 : I mean, Timothy Russell & Malissa Williams were murdered when 13 Cleveland officers fired 137 rounds at them after their car backfired, & the judge at the trial for Officer Michael Brelo said he couldnt convict bc it was impossible to tell which bullets had caused their deaths.
23 September 2020 : Timothy Russell and Malissa Williams were murdered when 13 Cleveland police officers firing 137 rounds at them after their car backfired, & the judge at the trial for Officer Michael Brelo said he couldnt convict bc it was impossible to tell which bullets had caused their deaths
23 September 2020 : I don't know, I always post someone's picture when I'm not calling them out personally.
23 September 2020 : You should change your banner photo to that picture of the two of you.
23 September 2020 : I'm not a journalist, but I'm pretty sure people have died "defending our republic" in 2020. Just, uh, not the people or republic these guys mean.
23 September 2020 : Clicked on the thread without realizing who he's talking to, now I'm in hell.
23 September 2020 : Wow can't believe a woman is living her life within the parameters of the world in which she exists, wild. Thanks Alex.
23 September 2020 : I am truly amazed they committed to announcing it during the day.
23 September 2020 : What the fuck.
23 September 2020 : “They basically hired … people to just kind of answer the phones, hang up on people, and tell people they couldn’t help them,” Suggs says she was told. Good to see EDD and the SBA used the same playbook.
23 September 2020 : I have some suggestions for how they could all become former cops. Anyway, in totally unrelated news, here's a cool story. https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/09/21/jake-gardner-suicide-james-scurlock-shooting/?itid=pr_hybrid_experimentrandom_with_top_mostshared_1_na-ans_1
23 September 2020 : 3 counts of wanton endangerment for only one officer? Wow. They aren't even waiting until 9pm to make these announcements anymore. They really don't give a fuck.
23 September 2020 : Buddy, 200,000 Americans are dead. How's capitalism working out?
23 September 2020 : CANCEL CULTURE!!! CUBAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
23 September 2020 : An update. pic.twitter.com/3fU0Pd3fzZ
23 September 2020 : $5.
23 September 2020 : Why do men do this? If you have the fortune of not being on Hinge, my profile is the part in gray and this guys response to it is in salmon or whatever. pic.twitter.com/iCqVmF7aWi
23 September 2020 : I mean you could literally look around the world and see that you’re wrong?
23 September 2020 : Using a teleprompter for an interview would be bad, yes, which is why they created this lie.
23 September 2020 : Oh ok maybe Vince can go in on a small gift to me with Marcus! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1306041767570083841?s=21
23 September 2020 : Millions of Americans can’t afford food and are losing our homes. Our asshole politicians shouldn’t be able to do a single thing without people screaming and throwing things at them. Their neighbors should hate them from the yelling in the streets outside their houses all night.
23 September 2020 : !!! pic.twitter.com/21w6GhGKVN
23 September 2020 : How else are we gonna be number 1 in the dmv?!
23 September 2020 : It’s 230 am and I just sent this to all my closest friends so they can wake up to it later. Thank you.
23 September 2020 : It’s only truly time for bed when you tell your sewing machine you know why it’s wife left it and then try to beat it in a push up contest.
23 September 2020 : @elivalley please just a delusional ghoulish trump with a monstrous McConnell surrounded by cans but with something meaningful and poignant added in that I can’t think of bc I’m the wrong kind of artist for that
23 September 2020 : Incredibly cursed content you’re bringing into my feed at 2 am, Jeff. pic.twitter.com/fvDrbxFZto
23 September 2020 : I own a business in the trade show sector and this exact attitude is why im considering moving to Europe. W attitudes like yours, we will be waiting YEARS to get business travelers back while the rest of the world moves on. You are wrong & have no understanding of what you speak.
23 September 2020 : Update: If you are single and own a dog trained like this, please DM me. https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/ixv5qj/smart_dog/
23 September 2020 : Before COVID it was 24/7 but now they close at 10. Walmart 5885 Kingstowne Blvd, Alexandria, VA 22315 (703) 924-8800 https://goo.gl/maps/ogKtygJt2nJv7LBy9
23 September 2020 : SINCE WHEN IS BLUE BELL IN THIS CRAPPY ALEXANDRIA WALMART?!?! pic.twitter.com/rtXaTSAiG8
23 September 2020 : Did you take out a PPP for your business or did you claim full UI each week? Some weeks I lost a couple bucks from my pathetic PPP payout. I’ll log in when I’m home and see. I filled out something extra.
22 September 2020 : I'd definitely rather wait a little longer and get more money to closer reflect what I'm actually actively losing lol
22 September 2020 : I was on normal unemployment because I made $4,400 as a W2 part time worker at a job I barely worked at. Idk which you're on, but I didn't have to reapply, it was super simple and there were 0 hiccups. I filed week 27 on Sunday and looks like my deposit will clear today.
22 September 2020 : Got it. No, I definitely need to collect my meager dollars so I can at least buy some food.
22 September 2020 : Hahahah. Back to my Plan B: paying my models to stand around some plastic chairs I’ll set up in the road in front of my office, calling it a streatery, and getting my sweet $6,000 bowser bucks.
22 September 2020 : Ty. Do you think I can convince her to hire my marketing company and do her PR?
22 September 2020 : Every single day of covid I ask myself: “How am I filing for unemployment while X has a job?”
22 September 2020 : On the plus side, I was already equipped with a gas mask and P100 filters when COVID hit! Shout out to Martin O’Malley and the Baltimore police department!
22 September 2020 : In this economy?!
22 September 2020 : Not a student, but I do spend most of my days totally unmotivated, more depressed than I’ve ever been, and hoping I get run over by several buses. These are all pretty universal, I think. https://twitter.com/anthonyocampo/status/1308455877679095808
22 September 2020 : The state of Travis County is fine with me.
22 September 2020 : @tmavuram Like now that American ice company is closed, what new bar will I need to consider a red flag when a guy asks me to go there on a date? They all loved that place!
22 September 2020 : I made a map of it and it’s awful. Even when I’m marking places I hate as closed I’m still upset. https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
22 September 2020 : Thank you, it’s your tax dollars at work via SBA loans lol
22 September 2020 : Flying my models in from around the world to stand around some folding chairs.
22 September 2020 : lol there is literally no way i could forget to do my due diligence and make sure i can continue to collect 1/14 of my pay.
22 September 2020 : I'm on week 27 so I was worried I would be on a delay vs people still on normal UI.
22 September 2020 : Woohooo! Ok good that gives me hope it's there, then. I'll check when I'm back at my laptop.
22 September 2020 : $105.
22 September 2020 : Setting a google alert for all the clubs that won’t admit me as a member so I can defend their honor.
22 September 2020 : How long have you seen it pending? It’s not there for me.
22 September 2020 : But also thank you! Hopefully something comes of all this. So far I made a video of my whole roster, so we'll see. https://www.aperturemanagement.com/video-spokesmodels/
22 September 2020 : Losing money lol. Just using my EIDL to go to a coworking spot. No real job, no profit.
22 September 2020 : Feeeeeemales
22 September 2020 : BACK IN AN OFFICE THANK GOD!!! Also I now have a cool Orioles mask. pic.twitter.com/ppMjN5I80D
22 September 2020 : NOT RESISTANCE HERO MITT ROMNEY?! MITT HOW COULD YOU??? Romnespierre I trusted you!!!! pic.twitter.com/nELl9UsXr1
22 September 2020 : lmao the idea of him just full of rage every time he walks by the store, but gf just living her best life with her necklace.
22 September 2020 : no thank you
22 September 2020 : I bet. That sounds like a nightmare. My front teeth are all fake and the replacement is twice delayed, and now I’m afraid theyll close and ill stuck extra time with the in between clunky placeholders they give you. 😬
22 September 2020 : God I'd kill to go to the dentist, I need 4 teeth swapped out lol. If this is helpful: pic.twitter.com/tvL8yw4Uap
22 September 2020 : I had my hair cut and dyed July 1 and it was honestly safer than transit has been lol
21 September 2020 : Looks like Texas at least partially attributed their increase to more sellers being required to collect taxes. Isn’t this likely still just people replacing services with goods and making home offices or whatever so not surprising? Let’s see if those credit cards get paid off lol pic.twitter.com/RNkaRhSqaQ
21 September 2020 : How many podcast subscribers live in these states and counties tho.
21 September 2020 : Yes, that’s normal!
21 September 2020 : Usually a giant baby.
21 September 2020 : But I don’t want pets for many of the same reasons I don’t want kids, and they all seem like id be getting an adult child AND a pet! 😫
21 September 2020 : Why does it seem so many men who don't want children have poorly trained pets they don't clean up after?
21 September 2020 : What the fuck is going on at the CDC? We've known for so long this is an airborne virus. 🤨 pic.twitter.com/puoTgUBJgd
21 September 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/dc54PncqUy
21 September 2020 : "Wait until a vaccine, also fuck all our small businesses and unemployed people" sure is an interesting strategy.
21 September 2020 : What this country needs is more neoliberal/Ben Shapiro crossovers.
21 September 2020 : They always disappear once I hit them with my cashapp.
21 September 2020 : Sorry to hear about $NKLA lmao https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1254821446070738945
21 September 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1254821446070738945?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1254821446070738945
21 September 2020 : Poor Trevor Milton lolol 🎻🎻 pic.twitter.com/i6xmPskeML
21 September 2020 : If so then I embrace the worms.
20 September 2020 : Woohoo. pic.twitter.com/EVRfTUgEJ6
20 September 2020 : Yes! Lots here have cats, too! I’m fine with very well trained pets that I’m not expected to care for, but I’m never okay with animals in the bed or smelling them throughout a tiny apartment (litter boxes).
20 September 2020 : Oh my god this. It makes dating hard for me too...not interested in training some guys poorly behaving animal just to make spending time at his house comfortable.
19 September 2020 : @guillotineshout @TheEpicDept We’re failing our overlords.
19 September 2020 : Brain worms. pic.twitter.com/LKEFC0dWUB
19 September 2020 : Also it’s possible I just know a lot of angry people.
19 September 2020 : I guess I just truly don’t see how it’s wasted. It’s obviously not to that individual and it has no impact on my life, so maybe that’s the thing I’m missing. And not all green voters I know did that stuff of course, but some did, so being mad at them in particular confuses me.
19 September 2020 : Like so and so voted green in dc or Maryland or whatever and then maxed out donations to local progressive candidates, canvassed for Bernie for 2020, canvassed for local reps, phone banked, etc and mad people who haven’t done any of that but voted for Clinton in the same states.
19 September 2020 : Oh lots of ppl are expending a lot of (likely perfomayive) energy on it! I’m just truly honestly baffled seeing people pissed at stein voters, when I know stein voters in safe, blue won and dominated states who have done more for local elections than the angry people.
19 September 2020 : It just feels like a waste of time to be mad at individual humans outside of those 2 states whose votes in no way impacted the election when the issue is actually the EC. Given the system we live under, I dont see how Green Party voters in dc or whatever did anything wrong
19 September 2020 : Because I’m narrowly talking about the root cause of rage at Green Party voters, not rage at two party system or EC in general.
19 September 2020 : Like are you mad at swing state voters, or everyone? Does a stein voter in 96% blue dc piss you off?
19 September 2020 : But why be mad at individual people if you think their protest votes didn’t do anything? Their votes didn’t change the outcome of the election.
19 September 2020 : It’s a genuine question though. In most states the greens had 0 impact on the election while also showing displeasure for the 2 party system. Why be mad at them? For what it’s worth, Texas disenfranchised me and told me to take it up with Rick Perry lmao, so i didnt get to vote
19 September 2020 : I mean but it’s just like. In most states the green voters had 0 impact on the election while also showing displeasure for the two party system. Why be mad at them?
19 September 2020 : I just don’t get the point? Like??
19 September 2020 : This can’t be real. Please.
19 September 2020 : Are all the people mad at Jill Stein voters mad at a couple thousand people in Michigan and Wisconsin, or just like in general while also pretending the libertarian party and electoral college don't exist?
19 September 2020 : I will vote for you at least 3 times if this is true.
19 September 2020 : mushroom mushroom https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI
19 September 2020 : Okay buddy, but what about 32 year old women? I beg you, Ralph. pic.twitter.com/2ZHRKUVUTm
19 September 2020 : This is beautiful, thank you.
19 September 2020 : Guess I need to replace the Nexplanon in my arm immediately. Wonder if any doctors are doing that in DC in Phase 2.
18 September 2020 : Welp. https://twitter.com/nprpolitics/status/1307099466449776640
18 September 2020 : It is in DC, but it's not in downtown lol
18 September 2020 : Gene lives in Michigan Park, and the arrest took place there.
18 September 2020 : Yes. Also his "downtown" DC rowhouse in Michigan Park in NE? Which, ok, not the point of the story but ??? https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/dc-police-say-woman-found-dead-in-july-had-been-asphyxiated/2020/08/21/fb23116a-e39f-11ea-8dd2-d07812bf00f7_story.html
18 September 2020 : what the fuck.
18 September 2020 : This is why I like to be as open and in people’s faces about my situation as possible.
18 September 2020 : It’s weird and kind of shitty to attach it to age. I certainly would prefer to not be single.
18 September 2020 : Fuck I’m 32 and don’t have a life with someone, guess im hitting my expiration date of 35 soon.
17 September 2020 : This sounds like something I would tell a new person at CrossFit we do as hazing if I was already drunk.
17 September 2020 : Mandatory burpees before every beer.
17 September 2020 : I guess Defeat by Forced Sterilization doesn't have the same ring to it. pic.twitter.com/tRRayJuXVc
17 September 2020 : "We need to attack this crisis with a $30,000,000 youth prison."
17 September 2020 : I was the recipient of an incredible ad by this group of assholes who apparently failed their Facebook blueprint cert. Trucker Lives Matter lmao wtf. pic.twitter.com/ft4uChjLjb
17 September 2020 : bro same you just pushed me to walk to the grocery store for wine.
17 September 2020 : Fun fact: I still haven't seen the Despacito Debacle.
17 September 2020 : Buddy, I do not think you can deliver on this particular promise. https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1306384874643894272
17 September 2020 : Please sell a version of this where the flames spell out VOTE in 3D when you stare at it cross eyed.
17 September 2020 : Is DC executing truckers? pic.twitter.com/w2od7qQH2V
16 September 2020 : Thanks! I added the bars, and then I'm going to figure out how I'll do the rest later (I might skip the big box shops, not sure).
16 September 2020 : For years it was okay with me when my husband would demean other people’s life experiences to play imaginary “what if” games, but now he’s doing it to me and I don’t like it one bit!
16 September 2020 : And for what purpose is it even open? My business is in trade shows and I’ve made negative since March. There are no shows! Other than their weird 50 person test run situation, nothing is going on.
16 September 2020 : So that actually IS a form of child abuse.
16 September 2020 : I took all the bad news I have learned from @barredindc and @PoPville and I made a map. It sucks and I hate it! Am I missing anything here? I'd like to do one for other small businesses, too, if anyone has info on that. https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?mid=1QKFUggJEYZ38VHllQDQ4TngJ_UJZEVsy&usp=sharing
16 September 2020 : If mayor bowser has nothing to do with me becoming homeless, then why the fuck wont her office return my calls about business and personal aid? lmao
16 September 2020 : I mean for 20 seconds during my workout I thought that we could all begin the hunger games style battle for our shots in the next 24 hours.
16 September 2020 : I just really feel like this push notification that appeared in limited view on my watch could have been phrased differently. pic.twitter.com/nvRJcI7jER
16 September 2020 : 🙋🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️
16 September 2020 : Definitely no potential fiscal fallout from 31% of DC renters being evicted.
16 September 2020 : If everyone could do rapid testing and not just college athletes, I wouldn't have to keep living on my mom's couch!
16 September 2020 : If things close again, I don’t think adding money to the PPP as a blanket solution does much. For businesses that cannot (🙋🏼‍♀️) or previously could not open for an undetermined amount of time, the PPP was not very useful.
16 September 2020 : This year I’ll be voting for whoever does the best job dancing to Gasolina.
16 September 2020 : Portugal.
16 September 2020 : Can’t wait to tell Marcus I have an affordable opportunity for him to give my business money every single day until he blocks me or clients exist again #.
16 September 2020 : This fucking guy.
16 September 2020 : Talk about bringing cursed content into my timeline. I’m gonna see how long it takes this guy to block me.
16 September 2020 : For instance, you say you’re interested in supporting local businesses. Well, that’s me, buddy, and inaction has caused me to lose my housing. Do you want my cashapp? https://twitter.com/goodwinfordc/status/1305698354689642496?s=21 https://twitter.com/goodwinfordc/status/1305698354689642496
16 September 2020 : Hey @GoodWinForDC can I borrow $500,000? That’s my lost revenue so far, and I think you and I have a pact. Thanks! https://twitter.com/rmc031/status/1306022830593712129
16 September 2020 : It’s true. I actually refunded a quarter million dollars to clients out of spite bc I hate being in pacts, and not bc every trade show on planet earth has been canceled.
15 September 2020 : And we can't even go to Marvin once last time before it's gone. Awful. This definitely confirms that I'll be headed to SW or Navy Yard. No point in signing a lease near a bunch of closed up bars I used to love. https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1305934644232310784
15 September 2020 : And we can't even go to Marvin once last time before it's gone. Awful. 😢 https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1305934644232310784
15 September 2020 : Hello I’m here to tour your apartment. pic.twitter.com/izTZWDxpUB
15 September 2020 : Look, if Serious Business People are using wall street bets to make decisions, I never wanna hear someone say the stock market matters EVER AGAIN. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-15/big-investors-are-dying-to-know-what-the-little-guys-are-doing?srnd=premium&sref=FdpkzSHt
15 September 2020 : What did it say??
15 September 2020 : It's ok my dating app situation is 95% horrible men messaging me, or just seeing horrible profiles. I have unlimited material to share.
15 September 2020 : Our match expired without me messaging him 😢
15 September 2020 : Why are men like this. pic.twitter.com/Y5sO3X8f1Q
15 September 2020 : Last week was 26 for me so I’ll be sure to give updates this week lol
15 September 2020 : But now you can live the new American dream and move into a fuddruckers!
14 September 2020 : When I toured for car manufacturers and drove the vehicles around the country to events, we were required to back in.
14 September 2020 : It doesn’t help that Virginia is basically saying whatever, so people (especially Virginians) are confused or unaware.
14 September 2020 : It’s benzo withdrawal or his daughter trying to kill him, depending on who you ask.
14 September 2020 : Ugh not often enough but sometimes.
14 September 2020 : I am shocked that sexist shit bag Donald Trump wants sexist shit bag Joe Rogan to moderate the debate. I guess Jordan Peterson is too busy with his coma or whatever.
14 September 2020 : Good thing they’ve picked the first month bills move from frozen to collections!
14 September 2020 : Oh hey look it’s Old Rag way out there. pic.twitter.com/H8GDrdyw7b
14 September 2020 : Bob Woodward says that coronavirus wasnt even vaguely an American problem at the end of February. I was losing thousands of dollars due to covid by mid February and knew it was going to be an American problem, so is Woodward an idiot or a liar?
14 September 2020 : What do you guys even do up there???
14 September 2020 : Are you like 6’5”??
14 September 2020 : Lol wanna relive the worst time of your life and pay $14.75 to do so??
14 September 2020 : I honestly don’t know. Just a preference.
14 September 2020 : Opening a coconut on a construction site. Very normal. pic.twitter.com/Ewg3cepIWq
14 September 2020 : Literally no one at dc does or small biz was able to answer this question for me when I asked it months ago. How is the government so unprepared for this when it has been obvious it was going to happen.
13 September 2020 : Hey babes I don’t think this solves the crux of the problem but good luck. pic.twitter.com/INKViM8Q3x
13 September 2020 : When you need to be ratio’d by numerous 9/11s worth of people.
13 September 2020 : Paul has turned into the guy who provides the dictionary definition of a word to prove his epic point. pic.twitter.com/VQRMOAoDlv
13 September 2020 : Paul please stop holy shit. pic.twitter.com/TFlPSjrRKy
13 September 2020 : Your boy is back at it.
13 September 2020 : I’m looking at buzzard point so they aren’t even opening until then! Where are you looking at going?
13 September 2020 : But I really do need these people to stop bringing up Juliet balconies. Just say you have big windows!
13 September 2020 : I’m looking at waterfront places that start at 1475 with two and a half months free upfront tho, thanks COVID!
13 September 2020 : I had to tell someone I would expect to pay less for being burdened with such an ugly glorified window. He didn't laugh but I don't plan on moving into that building anyway.
13 September 2020 : Which I wouldn't do!
13 September 2020 : I wish leasing agents would stop trying to pretend like ugly ass Juliet balconies are balconies, good, or worth extra money.
13 September 2020 : China or Japan.
13 September 2020 : Abolish the NFL. https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/25/sports/football/nfl-concussion-racial-bias.html
13 September 2020 : When I was uninsured, this was my medical plan for the actual common flu!
13 September 2020 : Abolish the NFL. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1246231753028755463
13 September 2020 : Ketchup hate speech.
13 September 2020 : In order to help make this happen, I am happy to go back to my favorite February pastime of yelling at Bloomberg every single time he tweets.
13 September 2020 : He extended his match with me. Why tho.
12 September 2020 : Cold drink for a chilly night. pic.twitter.com/IUEk68QhmS
12 September 2020 : I also own a MacBook Pro lol like.
12 September 2020 : Because it was open a company or die on the street. We exist in the parameters of the world in which we live.
12 September 2020 : The Brig uses it as well!
12 September 2020 : “Do I think this person cares if 29,000,000 Americans can buy food this week, even if they can’t get their colleagues to get their shit together?” And I’m like oh hey squad. The end.
12 September 2020 : And I mean, my unemployment checks are $105 a week, so I’m not exactly flush with cash. I primarily just don’t go out if I am expected to pay (though thankfully most of my friends are employed and kind!)
12 September 2020 : I guess but I didn’t need anyone to tell me, it’s just what I did. Every adult in the US needs to be required to work at a restaurant and live off tips and no parents for at least 5 months, ugh.
12 September 2020 : Great display name, Allison. Which sounds sarcastic but isn’t.
12 September 2020 : Honestly probably don’t even need to pay a pet deposit.
12 September 2020 : And base it off 2019 income and not current.
12 September 2020 : This is such a great unit of measurement in this situation, thank you.
12 September 2020 : I am so glad I dropped out of college
12 September 2020 : Is this for the hell class
12 September 2020 : I’m screeching.
12 September 2020 : oh holy shit that's about GOLF?! that really changes this bio for me.
12 September 2020 : I went to Ocean City last month and a guy behind me in line for food was wearing this shirt, and seriously.
12 September 2020 : Need those Stacey Dash rats.
12 September 2020 : so is the unemployment rate, pen.
12 September 2020 : I don't know a single thing about his politics, but the only time I want my shitty politicians doing this weird self involved bullshit is if it's a Budd Dwyer situation
12 September 2020 : With lucky charms diamonds, man!
12 September 2020 : Hey babes you have the wrong number, it’s 281-330-8004 okay?
12 September 2020 : I wouldn’t post it otherwise!!
12 September 2020 : Yes!
12 September 2020 : 😢 pic.twitter.com/2wt3CoQVwP
12 September 2020 : Gotta give the people what we want!
12 September 2020 : Does your dog ever hang out with Breezy? Please consider a joint Instagram situation, thank you. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1270097316159070209?s=20
12 September 2020 : Green Day's silence on this issue is deafening. I see no difference between not making this song, and making a personalized rally song for Trump.
12 September 2020 : I mean, having done 13 years 1099 I agree, but others might not!
12 September 2020 : You can then sell them to businesses, who will IMMEDIATELY buy them and send to potential customers.
12 September 2020 : lmao https://twitter.com/marketrespecter/status/1303874963472961536?s=20
12 September 2020 : someone who is only attracted to intelligent people. they are assholes. it's just a red flag for a guy who is gonna be a condescending "well actually" asshole.
12 September 2020 : But also I’m v clear 😂 pic.twitter.com/xwdCAFrIzX
12 September 2020 : Oh, that would be almost impossible to do, thank god. I don't think I talk about much outside of politics -- my hobbies are all incredibly dull and no one can really relate to my job.
12 September 2020 : Usually their profile says it. The rare times they don’t and nothing red flags stands out right away and I swipe right, it takes about 20 minutes. But the ones who message me on apps that don’t require a match are all open about it lol
12 September 2020 : I mean I think the most awkward parts are a toss up between the idea that the real Nazi is the Jewish guy calling out anti semitism by CUFI’s beloved Mike Pence, and then also the part where you describe yourself as dictionary readin folk.
12 September 2020 : The most convincing kind of argument!
12 September 2020 : I constantly get messages from libertarians and conservatives!!
12 September 2020 : It really is!!! And no face too. But it’s so good.
12 September 2020 : An update. pic.twitter.com/YAREUbMl3u
12 September 2020 : Do I troll the libertarian or do I unmatch? 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/MG9n6zh1vE
12 September 2020 : I’m bracing myself to read this but 😡
12 September 2020 : https://youtu.be/5Djkq7eIvxA
12 September 2020 : The most times Jones has ever been said in 2.5 minutes.
11 September 2020 : Remember when mike Jones did that song with Roy Jones lmao
11 September 2020 : I definitely very recently busted out an old old computer to find several southern smokes, including the one that was all these guys.
11 September 2020 : I no longer own a car so music has lost that particular association for me!
11 September 2020 : Now look who creepin now look who crawlin still ballin in the mix! Ooooh high school driving music.
11 September 2020 : They suck ass just get a fake and go to the bar, kids.
11 September 2020 : Pimpin fo hoes
11 September 2020 : I want my wings extra extra extra wet 😉 so you get it? Wet? Also here’s fifty cents and if my friends tip at all you can’t even have my cash.
11 September 2020 : Idk I worked at hooters and I’ve seen combo your original guy and this one and he sucks.
11 September 2020 : I'll vote for Biden at least 3 times if this guy deletes his Twitter.
11 September 2020 : Hey fam, this you? lmao pic.twitter.com/0RDw1I2utY
11 September 2020 : Kind of feeling that way about your Twitter! LPT: Search a username and "sexist" every time some jack ass does dumb shit on twitter, and you get great stuff! https://twitter.com/SaintHeartwing/status/1101604596240338945?s=20
11 September 2020 : Ah yes. Online leftists are very powerful, and that is why Bernie Sanders is the nominee.
11 September 2020 : Do you think this is recreational soccer for 5 year olds? Supportive and understanding? lmao
11 September 2020 : So you have to be understanding of the rich old guy running for president, but you also have to "take it" with "it" being nonsense arguments from nobodies on twitter?
11 September 2020 : deep cover in the deep state.
11 September 2020 : This must violate the geneva conventions?
11 September 2020 : 🙃 https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/iqmt9t/aita_for_snapping_at_the_waitress_that_everyone/
11 September 2020 : Will this end up being the reason we finally have to cancel 59 year old Ari Fleischer? smh disgusting.
11 September 2020 : It will make 2008 a fond memory.
11 September 2020 : Excuse me but pangolins are critically endangered and we need to keep them safe too ok?? 💕
11 September 2020 : You guys got half!
11 September 2020 : Eli what the fuck this needs a warning label.
11 September 2020 : I started 2020 off as a run of the mill socialist who complained that Bernie was too far right and now....well, here we are. pic.twitter.com/wnzNFze4NL
11 September 2020 : This is so uncomfortable to read.
11 September 2020 : Wqke af. pic.twitter.com/TIYzJIWAdl
11 September 2020 : Clearly I shared this a week too early, since this was a year ago today AND the guy running against Qanon stan Marjorie Taylor-Greene just dropped out. 9/11, what a great day for the qs! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1301999550446612481
11 September 2020 : Wow between this and last years little rally, looks like they’ve really pigeonholed themselves as the 9/11 group.
11 September 2020 : Sharp brains get too sharp and want to become mush on street brains?
11 September 2020 : My super sharp covid intellect is telling me that I do not like the dudes who live in Silicon Valley and own brain hacking companies.
11 September 2020 : This guy is coming for his spot in the hall. https://twitter.com/Medium/status/1304195214307987457?s=20
11 September 2020 : truuuue nothing makes me feel smarter or sharper than 0 change of scenery and isolation while refreshing twitter dot com to see if mitch mcconnell has decided whether or not i'm allowed to buy food this month.
11 September 2020 : why did you bring this cursed content into the feed of your loyal followers
11 September 2020 : I literally fantasize about getting run over by a truck every single day?????
11 September 2020 : I use @TrumpsAlert so there might be something similar.
11 September 2020 : pls push me off.
11 September 2020 : "an amount she elected to stop having taxes withheld from, because she needs whatever she can get to pay her bills right now." Honestly, what is going to happen with all of these people who have never dealt with being paid 1099 before? April is going to be rough.
11 September 2020 : Oh so like Biden.
11 September 2020 : Endless Patreon dollars.
11 September 2020 : Starting a podcast that is just endless bitching about the unemployment system and Mayor Bowser.
11 September 2020 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/5hTV6j2KeH
11 September 2020 : I avoided that, thank u.
11 September 2020 : thank you for bringing this tweet onto my tl
11 September 2020 : lol "several" people pushing back at paul krugman pic.twitter.com/UBIO0Bahht
11 September 2020 : "A video that they did not record or edit, for that matter" really makes this perfect. If I was this teacher, I would sit in my car and make shitty vertical video lectures out of spite.
11 September 2020 : i had to look him up bc he sounded familiar, and i remember now that he's the guy who was weirdly shilling the shitty microgrant dc gave businesses and the sba's dismal response to covid. i wonder how he feels about that shit now that everyone is closing up forever lmao. pic.twitter.com/FQzjvemq22
11 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/jjFxfCkvhb
11 September 2020 : Liberals, come get your mans. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1304435668303654916
11 September 2020 : Jeff, do you think current conditions require people get another check worth one month of federal minimum wage wages?
11 September 2020 : She definitely needs buckets of both right now 😂
11 September 2020 : I feel this in my bones, especially because my job no longer pays me.
11 September 2020 : People will do this but never offer to take the fetus and grow it in their own torsos.
11 September 2020 : My sister is a special ed teacher in a neighboring county, very often deals with body fluids, and now she has a hazmat suit in preparation. Very normal and good!
11 September 2020 : I own a modeling agency and I always get this (networking events or bar), but 50% of the time there is a middle question. "Modeling like...model trains? Scientific modeling?"
11 September 2020 : High risk, sure, but also high tax!
11 September 2020 : People hung flags, David. And they loved the troops. https://twitter.com/postlocal/status/1304137470427246592?s=20
11 September 2020 : Only if you're a sitting congresscritter letting people starve and lose their homes! They should have constant existential fear.
11 September 2020 : Yesterday we had "we need another 9/11 to bring us together lady" so I don't even know who is worse.
11 September 2020 : Too high a bar for a New York Times op ed communist, honestly.
11 September 2020 : I’m incredibly upset about likely moving to navy yard, since it seems less impacted closure-wise than much of the city, and also the prices have plummeted. Hopefully that’ll change the personalities of the people there.
11 September 2020 : Paul, I was in middle school for 9/11. When I went to college in 2006, people called my Pakistani boyfriend Osama and brought up 9/11. Do you know anyone who isn’t white?
11 September 2020 : It's September 2020 and I still send this tweet to people, fyi. Amazing.
11 September 2020 : Melvin should definitely not have daughters. Or sons.
11 September 2020 : BY THE REST-ROOOOMS
11 September 2020 : I haven't been able to listen in years bc of him.
11 September 2020 : I'm always so grateful most of my clients are on the other side of the planet. I seem very attentive.
11 September 2020 : Not even 5k! I made $4,400 W2 and that was enough to ruin my life in DC!
11 September 2020 : If you step away from the deaths, 9/11 was really just expedited building demolitions.
11 September 2020 : Absolutely. People keep telling me to apply for a PPP if I need money lmao
10 September 2020 : "It's my opinion you can't receive public resources but at the same time violate public mandates to keep people safe," Cantrell said. lol then why the fuck are we paying anyone in the administration or congress?
10 September 2020 : For sure! Sometimes I’ve had blocking people be worse just bc they, like, make a new account and zoom in on me after that. People are awful, sorry you’re getting harassed!
10 September 2020 : If you block the curator of the list and then immediately unblock them, you're removed from the list and they don't realize you've done it, so you aren't drawing attention to it. Sorry if this isn't helpful!
10 September 2020 : I've snapped. Maybe she'll respond to me since I tagged her.
10 September 2020 : I'm trying. I'm in a fucking MOOD today. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1304149623737651202?s=20
10 September 2020 : I just lost my fucking mind making a reply thread to this and I tagged the author twice so I hope she comes out to play.
10 September 2020 : To belittle police brutality, evictions, racism, classism, wildfires, poverty, and human suffering by somehow trying to make it about flags and the troops is shameful. If people want added back on Facebook, @petulad , they can send me money on CashApp since their party isn't.
10 September 2020 : Im sorry that I dont have patience as the world burns around me. Im sorry that fear is literal, active life or death for me, personally -- and not a delayed reaction to other people dying on one day. There is no "finding common ground." You want me to die on the street, or not.
10 September 2020 : I'm sorry that living on the street, or crowding into houses on spare couches, or standing in food lines isn't romantic enough for you. I'm sorry I no longer have a house from which to hang my flag. I'm sorry a troop can't come blast away my problems.
10 September 2020 : That our tragedy isn't good enough for you because, short of mass executions, you can't shoot away poverty? @petulad , you have a job. You have a paycheck. It is disgusting to fetishize pomp and circumstance for tragedy while dismissing real human suffering the way you are here.
10 September 2020 : 125 people died at the Pentagon. Tens of millions of us are without homes, without food or money, without the ability to pay for our healthcare. We are dying; we are suicidal and living on the brink and sick. And you think, what?
10 September 2020 : Look, if someone murders my dad in front of me, people are probably going to be real nice to me for a few days. How simple minded do you have to be to think that translates into actual problem solving?
10 September 2020 : It is UNBELIEVABLE I am living in guest rooms and on couches while someone else is being PAID MONEY to write this absolute fucking horse shit. https://twitter.com/postlocal/status/1304137470427246592
10 September 2020 : This website is really trying its best to force me to catch a ban for inciting violence today.
10 September 2020 : “Fear united us...Twenty years later and we’re very separated on a lot of things in this country right now.” I, for one, welcome the opportunity to put the fear of two 747s barreling at you into our political ruling class. Is that what you are suggesting we do here?
10 September 2020 : It could literally be The Onion. Like. It's so pure.
10 September 2020 : Holy shit this is like the perfect satire tweet amazing.
10 September 2020 : What countries exactly are you referring to that culturally expect not taking time off, working unpaid overtime, and care about kids?
10 September 2020 : If I was writing a movie, I think I would write it so the people playing Americans burn down politicians houses while they’re still inside, and/or throw milkshakes at them. Also, lots of looting from and destruction to corporations. 🙃 But I don’t write fiction, so guess I can’t. https://twitter.com/arthurdelaneyhp/status/1304133443597598722
10 September 2020 : “Democrats insist that public pressure will eventually force Republicans to accept a stimulus package large enough.” I have some ideas on how we the public can apply that pressure, but idk if you can print any of them.
10 September 2020 : Oof that’s so optimistic. UI is better than literally nothing I guess, but I cannot figure out how to live on 1/14 of my salary and I’m not alone.
10 September 2020 : I did. I got $1,000. You seemed *so* knowledgeable that I thought maybe you could actually contribute something, but I guess you're just one line of shit talking and nothing else. Thanks, Adam!
10 September 2020 : I own a business and it cannot operate so I went from 75k to 0 income. Do you have a game for me? I take Venmo, Paypal, cash, and CashApp.
10 September 2020 : Hey is there a pandemic happening rn? I need you to tell me.
10 September 2020 : If this was a fictional movie about a failed state, the homeless and hungry citizens would simply burn the politicians houses down while the elected officials were inside sleeping. https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/status/1304097938587648000
10 September 2020 : Idk seems like you get off on bitching about Twitter jokes and educating people COVID exists, so to each their own.
10 September 2020 : Valuing workers lives at $10 a head sounds about right.
10 September 2020 : Yes, I'm aware. I live here on earth as well. Doesn't mean that Skype dating is good or appealing.
10 September 2020 : I'm aware it's 2020, I live here as well.
10 September 2020 : Be mad at your sister for organizing a Skype date, period, because honestly that is horrible on its own.
10 September 2020 : My business had lost a quarter million by the time the PPP was a thing and I got $1,000. I guess we can combine forces and ask rich people for personal grants for round 2?
10 September 2020 : I wouldn’t need UI now nearly as much as I currently do if I had been eligible to receive it last year after breaking my leg. Demanding people just blow through their savings when they can’t work is disgusting.
10 September 2020 : "never mentioned middle school career."
10 September 2020 : I just want to go back to having decent presidents who care about the environment. 🙃
10 September 2020 : Holy shit.
10 September 2020 : Is this beach the ocean city of Spain
10 September 2020 : Thinking about “indoor dining is a high risk activity but taxes.”
10 September 2020 : Hmmm something about his page has me thinking it’s not a good faith argument
10 September 2020 : How did she even do this?! I couldn’t run a mile and she’s SURFING?!
10 September 2020 : First of all these officers in their science suits while ours won’t even wear a mask 😂😂
10 September 2020 : There is SO MUCH GOING ON HERE.
10 September 2020 : If anyone is interested in preventing suicide in 2020, I think a good start is giving people money so our lives seem less bleak and pointless. pic.twitter.com/ljw4ZKOCpp
10 September 2020 : What does it take to get people to report the pandemic unemployment claims during the pandemic?
10 September 2020 : 1,700,000 newly unemployed Americans. https://twitter.com/michaelslinden/status/1304046066954838017
10 September 2020 : Yes! The ones near me are not even called Ace, and I was confused to learn this!
10 September 2020 : I was very jealous of you for those 120 seconds you were blissfully free of BK Dad knowledge.
10 September 2020 : Imagine truly enjoying Brooklyn Dad and his book ugh 😑
10 September 2020 : Literally NOTHING makes men on Leftbook spiral into rage like saying they should own a goddamn boxspring unless they're living in poverty.
10 September 2020 : The horrors I just lived through. pic.twitter.com/b2p7RUwS3p
9 September 2020 : I mean I'm an O's fan, soooo it's an untimely yes...but yeah I get that.
9 September 2020 : RIP your mentions in that case.
9 September 2020 : When you step away from the part where people died, did 9/11 really matter?
9 September 2020 : I’d rather have that than crippling fear of rejection and anxiety keeping me in poverty so I would gladly trade if I could 😂 oooh 2020 the year no one wins bc everything is bad for everyone!
9 September 2020 : Don’t talk about Justin like this, he’s better than us.
9 September 2020 : If I was employed I wouldn’t taken 14 hours to do a 10 minute task!
9 September 2020 : I’m also unemployed since early March lol I just happen to own a business that can’t legally operate and I so I pretend to have a way to solve that
9 September 2020 : Just waiting on you to solve the Biden problem, bb!
9 September 2020 : What if the state simply confiscated all of Woodward’s profits?
9 September 2020 : This has made people (cis men) so pissed off. Wait until they hear about the random domestic drone strikes against shitty men every third Friday of the month I have planned! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1303752304919826435
9 September 2020 : Or alternatively, say something that solves the problem of Biden or literally never talk again! Thanks!
9 September 2020 : Ok go ahead!
9 September 2020 : I’m going to start DMing bars on Instagram bc no one has posts with the fruits back! The one bar is so far but I might have to check it out.
9 September 2020 : Hope my moms neighbors are enjoying musically time traveling with me.
9 September 2020 : Im emotionally regressing, so Bia Bia is song of the year for me.
9 September 2020 : Here’s a surprise significant other who will be staying here 5 nights a week, enjoy!
9 September 2020 : You’d be amazed.
9 September 2020 : Don’t even need to read it. You absolutely fucking are, and I’m a woman who waxes all my hair off.
9 September 2020 : Well, where I’m looking.
9 September 2020 : Most are two free upfront.
9 September 2020 : Now 1205 Collection starts at $1,765 and West Half starts at $1,545. Both are 2 months free. pic.twitter.com/v8p5XIfVLJ
9 September 2020 : Yeah DC shows a 2.2% rent drop because they're calculating in the worst way possible (ie including private landlords who are idiots), and it's not also not factoring in that almost everyone is doing 2 months free.
9 September 2020 : Ive been keeping a spreadsheet and seeing an average of $75 off every 3 weeks. The overall numbers reported seem to include private landlords, who have lost their minds. It's now cheaper to rent on the water w floor to ceiling windows than what my landlord wanted for my basement.
9 September 2020 : You can now get a studio in a fancy apartment building for under $1500 in DC *and* get 2 months free up front (vs spread out over the year, just don't pay shit the first two months!!). It's wild.
9 September 2020 : DC rent is *falling*. The 2017 rates are similar to what I saw in 2018 when I moved -- now it's $300 less for a studio, and 1 bed 1 baths start at old studio prices! You also get 5 weeks free! I have no idea why private landlords seem to be jacking up their rates. pic.twitter.com/9yGjFqpU6q
9 September 2020 : Nah just breathing.
9 September 2020 : What a bunch of fucking idiots in that thread. Holy shit.
9 September 2020 : No, but you can work at Stop and Shop for $2.75 an hour. We'll grandfather you guys in before we change that law.
9 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/RaWf6MPwdT
9 September 2020 : Thank god, I've been very worried about Antifa Airlines.
9 September 2020 : I lost my job and home, this party actively holds back in their effort to "help," I literally do not care if I live or die...but yeah. Cool. Biden's story really resonates with me. Like, at least he GOT to have a family. We don't get SHIT. https://twitter.com/willmenaker/status/1303713436514365441
9 September 2020 : No.
9 September 2020 : And the physical fitness thing ties right into my idea of a battle royale for the office!
9 September 2020 : Honestly, I read this as "believe that men are mentally unfit" and I would like to take this moment to say that a moratorium on cis men taking office is part of my 2024 campaign.
9 September 2020 : lol just a reminder that Trevor Milton from Nikola Motors sucks, and all your favorite small businesses are currently failing. Trevor - UNBLOCK ME, YOU COWARD! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253065042104287234 pic.twitter.com/XWPZoBSojo
9 September 2020 : take all of his profits and give them to the state.
9 September 2020 : yeah i was pretty shocked to get this response. like ????
9 September 2020 : i like this text i got pic.twitter.com/eBvtYkupEq
9 September 2020 : disappoint!
9 September 2020 : nationalize all books written by trump cohorts
9 September 2020 : YES! PUT THE MARYLAND TERRAPINS BACK IN THE ACC, COWARDS! I DON'T CARE ABOUT A STUPID NITTANY LION (wtf is that shit??????), I HATE DUKE. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1302628942680068096
9 September 2020 : PUT THE TERRAPINS BACK IN THE ACC, COWARDS.
9 September 2020 : Ok but goalposts. https://twitter.com/DouthatNYT/status/1303705459279495168?s=20
9 September 2020 : oh nooo poor lil davie u sad lil thing have u tried crying to ur mommy or does she hate u like everyone else does?
9 September 2020 : uh oh did i make little davie angry face?! boo hoooo poor lil babyyyy
9 September 2020 : David, I am the spokesperson for antifa, and I can promise you all we actually do is throw soup at trolls like you.
9 September 2020 : On March 10 a journalist tried to interview me about owning a business during COVID. I gave her my economic predictions, and finished it off with "whatever it takes to get people to realize the only way out of this will be handing out checks to citizens." Never heard back. 🙃
9 September 2020 : Yeah. The first round of applications they sent out only allowed you to show past loss, not future loss -- like loss of contracts. A bunch of people bitched and it got changed to a more practical format, but still with a giant "fuck you" to any SMLLC. Because we! don't! matter!
9 September 2020 : though, to be fair, i guess my 27 page affidavit only covered like 20k in loss at the time.
9 September 2020 : If it was based on revenue loss, why did my legal, licensed business lose a quarter million and get the same grant as someone who delivers for Instacart part time? lol.
9 September 2020 : Omg this is a whole ass thread why would you do this to your followers.
9 September 2020 : Honestly with so many millennials moving back into our parents houses, I’m sure we will catch up to Europe in no time! 🎉🎉
9 September 2020 : So you’re unhappy with with the polling because it reflects real voter numbers and the problem is people want to vote for a third party but also they don’t show up, so really you just want to bitch and move your argument. Kk.
9 September 2020 : https://twitter.com/mrdanzak/status/1303696726478532610?s=21 https://twitter.com/mrdanzak/status/1303696726478532610
9 September 2020 : I stood in line for over 3 hours in 2008 to vote in PG County, but I have to vote by mail because I DO NOT HAVE A HOME OR RELIABLE TRANSPORTATION OR GUARANTEE THAT I WILL BE NEAR MY POLLING PLACE. Like! There's MILLIONS of us, I'm tired of reading shit about telling me to vote.
9 September 2020 : Oh shit! I *have* heard about her -- Behind the Bastards talked about her a great deal on their Scientology epi! I just didn't remember the name, and obviously 0 frame of reference for it with the cat talking.
9 September 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1303674802180370434?s=20
9 September 2020 : Is APSA only using Zoom for the entire conference, or do they have some kind of exhibit hall?
9 September 2020 : Being single sucks, but it sure is better than being legally tied to a 35 year old baby! https://twitter.com/crampell/status/1303696935002542081
9 September 2020 : wait i thought us young socialists are why trump is going to be geotus forever.
9 September 2020 : Same energy as the beginning, but intensified. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1212185527195197440?s=20
9 September 2020 : Can’t believe to hear out loud these people don’t give a shit about us, totally shocking.
9 September 2020 : Right?! Good luck with that anywhere I’ve ever lived lol. It’s pretty standard in my experience that the leases are written in a way that the household is responsible, and not individually.
9 September 2020 : And if they skip out on rent, YOU OWE IT ALL!!
9 September 2020 : Somehow I made it months in isolation, losing my money and future, and didnt fucking kill myself, but I honestly dont think I can go that long here in my moms house! Any tips or tricks for getting your UI raised or private biz grants, or leads on video marketing or writing, lmk! pic.twitter.com/waDTsDP8CB
9 September 2020 : Wow somehow I made it months in isolation, losing my money and future, and didnt fucking kill myself, but I honestly dont think I can go that long here in my moms house! Any tips or tricks for getting your UI raised or private biz grants, or leads on writing/video marketing, lmk! pic.twitter.com/VvGysxN8kO
9 September 2020 : What! Now I see how I’m going to waste my day later.
9 September 2020 : I have no idea who she is but is it possible that the Scientologists are blackmailing her into this.
9 September 2020 : This is like one step above some weird bleaching my asshole to prevent covid parody.
9 September 2020 : Lmao why is Washington post publishing this trash? I looked up the 26 books the author has published, and nothing indicates she is qualified to say this wack ass shit. Once again, I’m an unemployed writer who lost my housing due to COVID, someone please contract with me. pic.twitter.com/n42BLMMwow
9 September 2020 : “You either hate having roommates, or you’re the reason we all hate having them.”
9 September 2020 : Omg omg author of 26 books! pic.twitter.com/K1fNQyzG9s
9 September 2020 : Why would you publish this irresponsible bullshit.
9 September 2020 : Idk every time I say it people get big mad.
9 September 2020 : Unpopular opinion: having roommates sucks.
9 September 2020 : Holy shit lady have you considered using some of your wealth to hire a mental health doctor? pic.twitter.com/cdKME2blhZ
9 September 2020 : Fracking rules.
9 September 2020 : Ok thank god! It’s been a struggle all summer.
9 September 2020 : Another candidate for banning.
9 September 2020 : Thanks! TNT isn't doing fruits as cups yet! Or they weren't like 10 days ago. I'll check Archipelago, especially if I can't find a place on the water for the full self deluding ambiance. 🤣
9 September 2020 : It's 1:30 am and the president of the United States of America is retweeting this dumb ass. Cool, cool. pic.twitter.com/EHCrKj1YUX
9 September 2020 : CREATING AN OPPRESSIVE ENVIRONMENT IN MY HEAD SINCE AUGUST 2017 pic.twitter.com/Hnf5b2rqDq
9 September 2020 : i feel like he should be regular banned, not just shadow banned.
9 September 2020 : pls give me some of your hours it's 103 here and i'm still staring blankly at the same work proposal i was looking at at 7 am lol
9 September 2020 : my tummy feels funny
9 September 2020 : LPT: if you want to have sex with someone, don’t talk about your “warm tummy feeling” as the icebreaker.
9 September 2020 : Men are, once again, forever canceled. pic.twitter.com/wm1qKcLhWc
9 September 2020 : Men are, once again, canceled. pic.twitter.com/CP6QvhfvUx
9 September 2020 : nationalize fuddruckers and let me live in one.
9 September 2020 : Endorsing Coleman for president in 2024.
9 September 2020 : I have a question far more near and dear to my heart: do any bars currently have drinks in fruits? Like a pina colada in a coconut?
9 September 2020 : Losers and suckers.
9 September 2020 : Never ends. pic.twitter.com/YCMoBel3RZ
8 September 2020 : Chris, I run a business that operates on 3 continents without your genius assistance -- but please, go ahead and teach me more about my own payroll. I'm sure you're an expert in both my business and in the pitfalls of the PPP.
8 September 2020 : Chris, I run a business that operates on 3 continents without your genius assistance -- but please, go ahead and teach me more about my own payroll. I'm sure you're an expert in my both my business and in the pitfalls of the PPP.
8 September 2020 : organizing a 5k for burned acreage awareness as the height of my leadership within the state.
8 September 2020 : And I’ve been further radicalized since I said that in December!
8 September 2020 : Yeah but I said “I am a socialist, like far left of Bernie, and only own a business because I must live my life within the parameters of the world in which I sadly exist.” !!!!
8 September 2020 : And here I thought he was just withholding our money for the love of the game. smh.
8 September 2020 : I hear in Venezuela people drop dead on the street when they breathe in the socialist air, and that’s just Communism Lite.
8 September 2020 : Someone thought I was a capitalist and I am shook. What did I do wrong? Do I need to be even more annoying to men? I guess I gotta start bringing commie pamphlets or whatever. pic.twitter.com/zUftiyjtxG
8 September 2020 : This isn’t up to code in lots of places, can you maybe check into it and report your employer?
8 September 2020 : This is my favorite COVID times restaurant review. https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1303429892789370884
8 September 2020 : @elivalley Wow its almost like you were able to predict this??? Hmmm.
8 September 2020 : Wait, does Jeff make commission on every check that doesn’t get mailed out?! Unethical.
8 September 2020 : Furiously swiping right on bumble until I find an employed man to bring me! 😂😂
8 September 2020 : Mine is when my food comes out on time.
8 September 2020 : This review would make me go somewhere for the first time.
8 September 2020 : My business is in trade shows. I am pretty sure I understand. Just saying the PPP is shit.
8 September 2020 : Hell yeah cant wait to get another $1,000 to make up for another $250,000 in lost revenue.
8 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/aLTLmTXXWg
8 September 2020 : Also banned from Jeff sessions confirmation hearings.
8 September 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/XUfWgWWHco
8 September 2020 : Lol I don’t give a shit if I die or not, my guy. I’m talking narrowly in terms of spreading the virus.
8 September 2020 : Well Dave squared, even with the $600 I made less than 1/2 my income and ended up becoming homeless. So you can go ahead and let THAT worry replace your fears about Nike’s.
8 September 2020 : WeWork in March 2020: No, we totally understand canceling! We will be offering discounts to returning members when you come back! WeWork in September 2020: Fuck you, no discounts, we raised the price $60 a month, and our very nice, high value gym is closed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
8 September 2020 : Torn, because I think it's less dangerous than indoor dining, but I do think that having to talk over noise pretty clearly ties into increasing how far/how much you spread your germs.
8 September 2020 : Oh yeah I mean she sucks, that’s what I’m saying. Usually I try to give people the benefit of the doubt for failure to appear but like good god.
8 September 2020 : I try not to say much about failure to appears bc circumstances can be difficult, but oof.
8 September 2020 : I mean, none of these people have any shame. "Sure we helped destroy Initiative 77 which was immensely popular with the city's Black population and would have greatly improved many Black lives, buuuuuut BLM hell yeah." pic.twitter.com/PjNVuxgMqH
8 September 2020 : Broke: Russell and Hart Senate buildings Woke: Renaming them both to the McCain Thunderdome Broke: Primaries and presidential elections. Woke: Skipping elections and instead locking every candidate into McCain for a presidential battle royale.
8 September 2020 : What if he raises the legal max dosage and gets rid of the 30 days to fill rule?!
8 September 2020 : Broke: Russell and Hart Senate buildings Woke: McCain Thunderdome Broke: Primaries and presidential elections. Woke: Skipping elections and instead locking every candidate into McCain for a presidential battle royale.
8 September 2020 : Maybe Michael Badnarik can endorse Biden or something!
8 September 2020 : Ceo of s&p and ceo of antifa conspiring together over Labor Day weekend.
8 September 2020 : Truly wish I had the money and time to give a single shit about the legacy of my phone number.
8 September 2020 : why did you bring this cursed content into my newsfeed
8 September 2020 : True!
8 September 2020 : Oh, it's not incompetency causing this problem here. It's corruption. Just like how she said indoor dining was high risk, but we need the taxes so fuck it.
8 September 2020 : They haven't even applied for it yet. Deadline is Thursday. Absolute sacks of shit.
8 September 2020 : It's fine, I don't need food or anything.
8 September 2020 : Hi @MurielBowser how come I have to wait until October to get my shitty, measly $300 a week unemployment payments for August 1, 8, and 15? Fuck youuuuu.
8 September 2020 : q clock.
8 September 2020 : could be worse. pic.twitter.com/btJGHhiHwJ
8 September 2020 : I hope soon.
8 September 2020 : Isn't it totally shocking that the guy who went from proud resister to proud socialist changed his mind about stuff based on realizing the system sucks shit?!
8 September 2020 : Why am I sneaking.
8 September 2020 : Whyyyy
8 September 2020 : It’s particularly confusing to me that this is now a got em talking point when he literally went from proud resister to proud socialist bc he had a 100% change in his thinking. They could do this with any point of his!
8 September 2020 : Yeah that’s literally what I’m saying.
8 September 2020 : Correct.
8 September 2020 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/9n6EKln2TF
8 September 2020 : This is just a party thrown by a misandrist.
8 September 2020 : When has full on capitalism “worked”?
8 September 2020 : behold, my beautiful carrot cake from a before time. pic.twitter.com/EhPYFN6Lfp
8 September 2020 : Ew white claw is disgusting. but cake is more enjoyable. you can get me to go anywhere if you promise a great carrot cake.
8 September 2020 : But also I'm more worried about the amount of drinks and kind of cake.
8 September 2020 : But what if the surprise is they're a communist?
8 September 2020 : Maybe she's just big mad bc no one has ever read her book with the weird bikini photo she took with her dad.
8 September 2020 : This...worse than I thought? Like?? "Thanks for not being totally stupid!"
8 September 2020 : She....told Dan this?
8 September 2020 : I first proposed this in 2015, but no one listens to me!
8 September 2020 : why was life so much cooler when i was a kid and didnt work yet does anyone know
8 September 2020 : Because it goes along well with my plan to elect the president, which is locking all the candidates into the Hart building and letting them have a battle royale to determine the winner.
8 September 2020 : New idea: political reveal parties, where your friends who “don’t really follow politics like that” surprise you by burning down a forest to publicly acknowledge their allegiance to the GOP...alongside drinks and cake.
8 September 2020 : We can not and will not erase the Nats sucking.
8 September 2020 : It’s been 48 hours and I still cannot believe I did this. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1302098793882673152 pic.twitter.com/q8OYgsOPf9
8 September 2020 : Counterpoint: political reveal parties, where your friends who “don’t really follow politics like that” surprise you by burning down a forest to publicly acknowledge their allegiance to the GOP...alongside drinks and cake.
8 September 2020 : Have you considered, Eli, that you have misinterpreted the original art? 🙃
8 September 2020 : Fire them all and use their salaries to pay people for not criming.
8 September 2020 : Ben have you not opened twitter in 24 hours? Lucky you.
7 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/AdkewXOmbC
7 September 2020 : So many tweets wondering why people are willing to risk COVID by going out over Labor Day weekend -- weirdly, those tweets primarily seem to be coming from folks with jobs, stable housing, family/partner, and money. Perhaps the rest of us no longer give a shit if we live or die.
7 September 2020 : True, but when someone finally gets the reference AND is mad, I'm expecting a particularly amazing rant.
7 September 2020 : @fearwig twitter is really pushy with that joe rogan option, no matter how many times i decline.
7 September 2020 : It literally feels like the summer I lived in Dallas.
7 September 2020 : hahaha holy shit there are so many layers of how amazing this is. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1303057432176930816
7 September 2020 : I truly cannot wait to see the angry responses to this.
7 September 2020 : So many tweets wondering why people are willing to risk COVID by going out over Labor Day weekend -- weirdly, those tweets primarily seem to be coming from folks with jobs, stable housing, family/partner, and money. Perhaps the rest of us no longer give a shit if we live or die.
7 September 2020 : Would have been more impressed if you had 69 guests for this event tbh
7 September 2020 : Yeah I love it and don’t want to die.
7 September 2020 : It’s good, because now we have a more stable location for our ballots to be mailed to!
7 September 2020 : Nudity with helicopter dick.
7 September 2020 : This guy definitely wrote this while wearing sweatpants and ignoring a crying baby in the background.
7 September 2020 : Sigh.
7 September 2020 : We knew six months ago that coronavirus spread indoors over larger distances. We knew six months ago Vitamin D helped keep covid at bay, or at least helped make it less debilitating. Is it stupidity or racism that keeps us surprised every time we learn what China has known? pic.twitter.com/ldrWGfdEsA
7 September 2020 : Absolutely. I work out of a WeWork without a set office, and I alternate between no headphones, AirPods, and over the ear headphones. Any headphones for an extended period of time hurts.
7 September 2020 : What's it made out of? I love it.
7 September 2020 : Hahah I hear that. When the O's beat the Rangers in the wild card game in 2012, I was at a bar in Vegas, alone, and I actually cried.
7 September 2020 : Here you go, friend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYBmzPUI-Qs
7 September 2020 : It's Labor Day and 56,000,000 Americans are gig/freelance/1099 workers who receive no paid time off, health insurance, normal unemployment, or basic protections.
7 September 2020 : Tomorrow, friend.
7 September 2020 : Ok but we’re probably gonna be closed in March and forced into schools and offices until November.
7 September 2020 : Fuck does anyone mark spiritual? Good point. I’ll fix that now.
7 September 2020 : YES. pic.twitter.com/YLhKCMJG0L
7 September 2020 : Beer and rent, famously free at other bars.
7 September 2020 : Yeah at least I could use goodrx for adderall when I was uninsured. I know people who used to order modafinil for narcolepsy from India bc it was cheaper than using their US plans, so it’s a super fucked system. Good luck, ugh.
7 September 2020 : I used to make elaborate spreadsheets showing the costs of my normal meds (adderall) and doctors on each plan vs uninsured including cost of premium. People w employer healthcare would tell me I was wrong ???
7 September 2020 : Wearing headphones for EIGHT HOURS?!
7 September 2020 : Holy shit you have a lot of bad opinions. You must be a centrist.
7 September 2020 : Cabal. 🤨
7 September 2020 : Honestly, this seems fancier at first glance, but lacks the double layer of the 🔥 💀 cape.
7 September 2020 : I hate when my casual cape causes me to light on fire. That’s only for my fancy capes.
7 September 2020 : Did we wait so long we just died and went to hell?
7 September 2020 : I definitely trust the guy using sitzkrieg to report fairly on this topic.
7 September 2020 : God bless. I’ve been waiting forever. pic.twitter.com/0Tcqx0YiPr
7 September 2020 : I have figured out how to hack online dating and make it enjoyable. pic.twitter.com/f46xMn9lbZ
6 September 2020 : My republican mother was asking me about Bezos and the guillotine today, and seemed pretty receptive to the notion that every billionaire is a policy failure — but not to the idea that being a billionaire makes you a bad person. Anyone have any friendly reading recs to send her?
6 September 2020 : Improvements! 6 weeks ago no one on wmata with me was wearing a mask, everyone was coughing, and the dude next to me was smoking a cigarette. Today everyone is masking! No one is coughing or smoking! I can save my cartridges for the police! And you can pay fare WITH YOUR WATCH! pic.twitter.com/ASaMxyuvUx
6 September 2020 : We just need a decent man in the White House. All the other presidents were decent!
6 September 2020 : I, for one, continue to be shocked each time I learn the cheetoh in chief is a bad man.
6 September 2020 : I must call laurene immediately.
6 September 2020 : I sold mine on Craigslist and facebook for nowhere near those prices, so people can and do buy them secondhand.
6 September 2020 : the way has been playing in my head since you brought this up
6 September 2020 : Surprised to see so many lefties say the childfree should be okay w picking up the slack of parents for free. The employers need to hire more people and/or compensate those doing multiple people’s jobs; we don’t need to pit parents and childless workers against each other.
6 September 2020 : He's deep. https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1285396907980926977?s=20
6 September 2020 : Because I didn't live with my mommy and daddy at 18, I was denied in state tuition everywhere lol.
6 September 2020 : holy shit i just went through that and what a wild read. who the fuck says alapeno.
6 September 2020 : wait did big sean really say this??
6 September 2020 : I like to search BLM, Freddie Gray, or Mike Brown on their 2014-2015 tweets!
6 September 2020 : My guy, no idea why you tried to match with me when I am literally my mother’s greatest disappointment lmao pic.twitter.com/4ax4ZkadWq
6 September 2020 : My mom and I want to kill each other but I might just kill myself. It’s great tho! Also temporary lol ok.
6 September 2020 : I made $1,400 a week until covid and now I get $105 a week, and yeah that’s on your man. I moved in with my mom 2 weeks ago.
6 September 2020 : So your child is old enough to make this decision, but still needs mommy and daddy to sign an agreement about behavior as well? Ok.
6 September 2020 : Gun to their heads, im pretty sure every boyfriend I’ve ever had would confess they preferred when I wore less makeup. Not a single one ever said a thing about to me, tho, bc unlike Stephen, they weren’t assholes.
6 September 2020 : Hahaha I started doing drugs bc I was always getting grounded for doing them. Oh, parents.
6 September 2020 : breezy basketball crossover content is good, ty.
6 September 2020 : Four times! https://www.dropbox.com/s/jdrwx4z2y5kkjd3/Threat%20Assessment%20of%20Antifa%20in%20Portland%20and%20Seattle%20-%20September%202020.pdf?dl=0
6 September 2020 : Idk, I think if the rest of us made a terrorist organization that just happened to double as a union, these guys would come get us.
6 September 2020 : I for one am not thrilled over what I have been forced to do by mr jobs
6 September 2020 : I heard your other account got locked bc Jack found out you attended antifa naval terrorism academy.
6 September 2020 : Honestly we need more bullying, not less.
5 September 2020 : 2020 sucks. pic.twitter.com/n7PMGZYRsu
5 September 2020 : then thank god for me that full body waxing is cheaper than healthcare!
5 September 2020 : I tweezed my underarms several before waxing places opened back up! 😂 I made appointments for every Saturday in May just to make sure I’d have one whichever weekend they opened back up.
5 September 2020 : I did this with Adderall sometimes, but I switched to waxing years ago so problem solved. I'm not sure there is a diagnosis for "hates visible body hair on self" since that's my only symptom, ha.
5 September 2020 : MARCH 5?!? pic.twitter.com/nc2bg6DquM
5 September 2020 : 😑 pic.twitter.com/SyExoL07JN
5 September 2020 : Need a more realistic ad that just shows someone shaving their legs for the 10th time that day instead of doing a single productive activity.
5 September 2020 : What if there was an earthquake in San Francisco and all parents in SF were given time off?
5 September 2020 : lol when your employer is giving people shit you don't get, it's not being a brat to ask for equality, christ.
5 September 2020 : 😑😑 I used a hair dryer to melt it on the inside and then I used my mouth.
5 September 2020 : https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npg/npgd0119.html Manufacturers aren’t allowed to tell you what to buy.
5 September 2020 : Bc you can only lock people inside, totally isolated, without jobs or money or ability to pay their rent or buy food, until they literally don't care if they die?
5 September 2020 : !!! Figure that out. CDC recommends at least P95 for the amount of tear gas typically deployed at a riot.
5 September 2020 : Imagine the economic anxiety that comes from having your big investment sunk, though.
5 September 2020 : Did you see this? https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-09-04/black-lives-matter-white-people-portland-protests-nfl
5 September 2020 : This photo fucking rules, and Bob deserves a Pulitzer for his amazing work in Lake Travis. https://twitter.com/bobphoto/status/1302329264533114880
5 September 2020 : 30. Pages.
5 September 2020 : Bob deserves a Pulitzer for this. https://twitter.com/bobphoto/status/1302329264533114880
5 September 2020 : Bob, this photo fucking rules. Thank you.
5 September 2020 : I feel like at least once a week we learn something new that China, Korea, Italy, or Spain told us as early as February and I hate it.
5 September 2020 : All those people in that restaurant in China that got sick from one person in January are so upset with us rn.
5 September 2020 : I feel like Antifa is losing a lot of money between CashApp's set rate purchasing and the ATM's 10% fees. I'm happy to work as a Monero broker for any antifas looking to save a few bucks.
5 September 2020 : Do you know what they're rated? Mine are P100. I'm just interested bc I gave up trying to find them locally and have been paying 2x mark up online.
5 September 2020 : Imagine thinking buying Bitcoin on fucking CashApp is a great way to be secure.
5 September 2020 : F.
5 September 2020 : I don't think that's what the gas masks and goggles are for, homie. pic.twitter.com/5IRYgL0izW
5 September 2020 : Everyone who has healthcare through SAG is connected to Kevin, just like everyone who uses Venmo is an antifa.
5 September 2020 : Haven't we known this since March or April?
5 September 2020 : thank u
5 September 2020 : If anyone want to see the full 30 page report, I put it here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jdrwx4z2y5kkjd3/Threat%20Assessment%20of%20Antifa%20in%20Portland%20and%20Seattle%20-%20September%202020.pdf?dl=0 https://twitter.com/IntellFusionCEO/status/1302281209939189760
5 September 2020 : If anyone wants to see the full thing, here you go https://www.dropbox.com/s/jdrwx4z2y5kkjd3/Threat%20Assessment%20of%20Antifa%20in%20Portland%20and%20Seattle%20-%20September%202020.pdf?dl=0
5 September 2020 : thank god this guy explained what they are! pic.twitter.com/Tu6fAKuDhH
5 September 2020 : 15 minutes? What kind are you using?
5 September 2020 : your local hardware store has cartridges??
5 September 2020 : MS Paint
5 September 2020 : lmao pic.twitter.com/lNSvDH022Q
5 September 2020 : Well, except I’m sure he will say he dumped her.
5 September 2020 : Got as far as him minimizing her concerns and FIGHTING BACK about portrayals of LGBTQ+ women like her. That guy sucks shit. Dump him.
5 September 2020 : Imagine being a normal person on this website and not getting why all the ⭐️⭐️⭐️ people are so weird
5 September 2020 : Q was created for that sweet patreon money.
5 September 2020 : @songforacarter Only in threes! Every time I really dunk on pelosi I get a bunch of 3 stars following me for a minute lol
5 September 2020 : pls apologize for bringing that man onto my timeline
5 September 2020 : leave conservative and cross out thought
5 September 2020 : submitting my next piece as adam
5 September 2020 : How am I the unemployed writer. Incredibly unfair.
5 September 2020 : but did you hit delete or save draft?
5 September 2020 : I for one fucking love this plan.
5 September 2020 : I would eat any snack if it was lemon dill flavored.
5 September 2020 : As long as you don't show up in that weird kayleigh mcenany Wet Seal top.
5 September 2020 : beautiful
5 September 2020 : @kimlehmkuhl Wow this person should read like an DOJ report.
5 September 2020 : I'm sorry, are you saying you're involved in foreign interference?
5 September 2020 : Targeting the olds and posing as an official ballot collector to help our socialist savior Joe Biden win the election.
5 September 2020 : Just more Republicans ballots for me to collect and throw away when I rent a U-Haul and use it as the Official Antifa Ballot Transportation Vehicle.
5 September 2020 : These people must absolutely fucking lose their minds when they get the extended car warranty postcards in them mail 5 years after they sold their car.
5 September 2020 : Well since this is just a notice that if he's registered he will receive a ballot in the future he has time to figure that out!
5 September 2020 : lmao what this is incredible
5 September 2020 : Incredibly excited to announce I was able to suck all the earwax out of my AirPods, and now they work as beautifully as they did 2.5 years ago. pic.twitter.com/yhY1LcQeJg
5 September 2020 : youd think they would learn their lesson
5 September 2020 : @alxkrby https://t.co/Ozr0bwpuQ9
5 September 2020 : What is my life. pic.twitter.com/FvFt2q4QPw
5 September 2020 : if any horny men are reading this i will send you feet pics for the new expensive airpods
5 September 2020 : 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
5 September 2020 : This happened before with the right one, and that’s the same one messing up again.
5 September 2020 : I don’t think it’s earwax I actually think they’re dying 😥😥
5 September 2020 : I guess we could say there’s lots of things happening 🙄
5 September 2020 : 🤬🤬🤬
5 September 2020 : How is it possible that two years ago, our technology was so advanced Elon Musk blasted a car into space...but I’m currently stuck sucking my own earwax out of my AirPods? There must be a better way.
5 September 2020 : FACTS. One of the top 5 reasons I will never care for a child lol https://twitter.com/_omnificent_/status/1301862315927703553
5 September 2020 : Exactly.
4 September 2020 : yeah good thing they moved to u street https://www.washingtonpost.com/homesales/detail/LPS30412189/1315-riggs-st-nw-washington-dc-dc
4 September 2020 : it's no 3 million dollar bushwick condo tho 😂
4 September 2020 : They moved. It's nicer now. https://www.washingtonpost.com/homesales/detail/LPS30412189/1315-riggs-st-nw-washington-dc-dc
4 September 2020 : even his tweet promoting it. he thought racism in baltimore wouldn't be a relevant topic after June was over???
4 September 2020 : I hate this. Do you think they'll publish an irritated response from me? 😂
4 September 2020 : I think about this a lot.
4 September 2020 : Are the two of them in Hawaii with Ben's wife and trainer?
4 September 2020 : 4chan already labeled me an anti q terrorist months ago.
4 September 2020 : Wow almost a year ago I got to go observe a Qanon rally happening outside my office, meet 2/3 of @QanonAnonymous , and take this picture with @travis_view -- who promised me no one would know what his Q pin was about. And now Qanon is just like normal fucking news! What a year! pic.twitter.com/chKchE2yFQ
4 September 2020 : but there's a plaza.
4 September 2020 : I honestly would prefer to just buy a friend dinner and vent to them over ever doing another video call for any purpose for the rest of my life 😂
4 September 2020 : It's ridiculous that the cost of the transit isn't covered.
4 September 2020 : Well actually, it IS an ACA issue because joe Biden is literally saying use the ACA to get mental health treatment even tho the ACA sucks shit and leaves us high and dry by not going far enough.
4 September 2020 : Where else is he going to spend all of his time shunned from society? He NEEDS a big house.
4 September 2020 : There's also the issue that the good, well reviewed therapists simply do not take insurance, period.
4 September 2020 : If I had a car I could drive to Falls Church, tho. Seems there might be one out there, in a different state than I live in lol.
4 September 2020 : If only there was some kind of plan we could all vote for that would require a single health plan covering all people, without worrying about state lines in metro areas that encompass more than one state, and requiring that doctors take that plan.
4 September 2020 : Getting a lot of responses from people telling me the ACA requires that plans cover mental health. Like, a LOT. They are not understanding that the doctors are not currently required to take insurance.
4 September 2020 : I mean, the ACA could mandate that my plan has to cover burgers, but that doesn't mean McDonalds will take my insurance. Like I said, I have ACA marketplace coverage and I can’t find anyone who takes it.
4 September 2020 : But yeah, they have people listed as taking insurance. Those people are mostly not taking new people, and in a couple cases just have atrocious reviews while also being impossibly far away.
4 September 2020 : I've contacted literally 3 dozen therapists. None of them take it, or they don't take new clients. I cannot change my plan because my plan is, again, the best one, and instead of paying $10 for adderall and $125 for ankle surgery, I'd be paying $50 and $575, respectively.
4 September 2020 : ugh worse person you know onion jpg
4 September 2020 : If we get 100,000 likes does that make it legal?
4 September 2020 : Socialist Bitch is my username on every dating site I'm on.
4 September 2020 : None of those prior comments were about John Kelly's son, Cody. I think it might work this time.
4 September 2020 : Hmm this will be confusing to me, a person who refers to proud democrats as a "collective delusion."
4 September 2020 : I would be worried if you said otherwise.
4 September 2020 : If they wish to keep their money, I'm sure we can help them learn how easy it is to part with something else!
4 September 2020 : the only thing that i've ever seen that's more anti-semitic than this drawing is, perhaps, qanon.
4 September 2020 : They didn't go through all the trouble of creating the FOP and LEOBR to just confess to doing crimes.
4 September 2020 : The suggestion one can get mental health help with ACA coverage is absolutely offensive.
4 September 2020 : I did it online April 30 and it was done within a week.
4 September 2020 : tbf most of what i know about working at amazon comes from a handful of washpo articles 3 years ago, and an episode of e1.
4 September 2020 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah 😍 dogs drinking out of people cups!!!
4 September 2020 : ok but the driver might have been a police, which means they cannot break laws so it's ok.
4 September 2020 : Aren't a bunch of Amazon workers 1099, anyway, or am I making that up? My industry is 1099 and lol. I wish they'd unionize, but it's not happening.
4 September 2020 : I already decided like 30 minutes ago men are canceled for the entire 3 day weekend.
4 September 2020 : These people are so fucking out of touch. No wonder they don't get M4A is literally life or death.
4 September 2020 : I have been trying to get mental health help for depression and anxiety for as long as I’ve had ACA coverage, and I can’t find anyone who takes it. I have the second most expensive plan in DC with otherwise great coverage. But haha, cute comment. https://twitter.com/robgeorge/status/1301933291222839298
4 September 2020 : I have been trying to get mental health help for depression and anxiety for as long as I’ve had ACA coverage, and I can’t find anyone who takes it. I have the second most expensive plan in DC with otherwise great coverage.
4 September 2020 : I have been trying to find mental health help for depression and anxiety for as long as I have been insured under the ACA, and I can't. I have the most expensive plan and best coverage, too.
4 September 2020 : ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ practice misandry ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
4 September 2020 : Holy shit you think I’m that popular?! Fuck yeah.
4 September 2020 : Men are already canceled for the whole weekend. pic.twitter.com/0nuFBRyVk9
4 September 2020 : This is the future liberals want.
4 September 2020 : We need equality.
4 September 2020 : Sounds pretty dumb for you to say it in this context, yeah, because it’s not similar at all. But good luck with your critical thinking skills in the future!
4 September 2020 : It’s why the traditional symbol of socialism is 🍋
4 September 2020 : When you don’t remove the rinds, you need reinforcements.
4 September 2020 : https://twitter.com/NickLutsko/status/1296579321956630528?s=20
4 September 2020 : Jerry, feel free to help me out, and in exchange I will lightly bully you on Twitter: https://cash.app/$pancakesmmm
4 September 2020 : To be fair, so should the "you'll get over your depression by voting in November" crowd.
4 September 2020 : It’s not as amazing as the Q song he did, but it’s good.
4 September 2020 : As a former dual resident, Maryland and Texas would get your ass if you didn't include us, so good job.
4 September 2020 : Well, no one does a perfect op ed on their first try.
4 September 2020 : Only just now?!
4 September 2020 : Can’t believe how much time I just wasted looking to see if Alyssa m had ever played a doctor so I could post her characters photo here.
4 September 2020 : Trying to bond with my pro-Trump mother by saying things like "we might have been the bad guys in WW1" and "lol isn't the military stupid."
4 September 2020 : I kid!
4 September 2020 : It's almost like the way we determine the unemployment rate makes it a bullshit metric.
4 September 2020 : 😱 counter argument: rocks are good. pic.twitter.com/ul8fveen80
4 September 2020 : ok but have you considered that they made an autism police car, rebekah.
4 September 2020 : If I had to get rid of - I would no longer be able to write a paragraph.
4 September 2020 : does the flame add 5 mph to the flag
4 September 2020 : Dan annihilated his credibility with this so. pic.twitter.com/vCxvHEgYTN
4 September 2020 : The kind of people who both identify as introverts and brag about having a great time since March make me 🤬 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1301746651867029505
4 September 2020 : "A bunch of people on the coasts making 75-100k a year lost their jobs, but Kroger is hiring THOUSANDS of cashiers in Kansas!"
4 September 2020 : "I could not see any protest signs. I asked who they were and why they were marching. No one would answer me." I mean, if a group of pissed off white people corner me, I am also gonna be very reluctant to say I agree with them wo knowing what they want, even in this blue city.
4 September 2020 : yes. 😉 pic.twitter.com/7MpXth37ty
4 September 2020 : it just floats around, they made a mistake!
4 September 2020 : "Job gains so far have probably been the easy ones to get, where a business opened back up and brought back in its employees," one analyst said. Sure would be cool if my business could open back up!
4 September 2020 : i literally made myself laugh out loud when i thought of it
4 September 2020 : god bless u
4 September 2020 : this is my funniest/best tweet, and it is not getting the attention it deserves. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1301714668004798464
4 September 2020 : Today is the day twitter gives me a series of mini strokes, I see.
4 September 2020 : You can borrow my speed dating zoom background if you want. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295914312918274049?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295914312918274049
4 September 2020 : Imagine being a professor and thinking we’ll be fully open in the winter. We won’t be! Restaurants will close bc of lack of extra UI/customers and bc of sick employees. Landlords can’t evict and won’t patronize places. Even if live events came back, no one can come to America!
4 September 2020 : These people are just sick fucks who literally do not give a shit about anyone who isn’t a multimillionaire or a corporation. If DC gave me the max UI and I got $400, I would still be $556 a week short of my income. I cannot make a lateral move bc my ENTIRE INDUSTRY is closed. https://twitter.com/jasonfurman/status/1301871406045474819
4 September 2020 : Oh my god. What the fuck job do you want me to do that pays close to my disappeared job. My industry is fully shutdown! People in live events aren’t all minimum wage workers! Jesus Christ you people have brain disease.
4 September 2020 : I hate Democrats. What the fuck job does this guy want me to do that pays close to my disappeared job. My industry is fully shutdown!
4 September 2020 : One of the Virginia schools closed the day after tuition was due, which people loved
4 September 2020 : Gotta get those suckers to give you the money! Like I was mad WeWork had rules so I waited 3 more months to go back 😂
4 September 2020 : Gotta get that money tho
4 September 2020 : Lmao the idea that you should expect a working sheepdog in suburbia
4 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uDm6XFx4YK
4 September 2020 : damn just spent an entire 90 seconds looking for this on my phone thinking it said quaaludes not klonopin. f. pic.twitter.com/ZlDtyvmAhU
4 September 2020 : DOES IT COME WITH QUAALUDES???
4 September 2020 : pls no
4 September 2020 : it's almost like something is broken in the system.
4 September 2020 : 30 to 40 shots.
4 September 2020 : "I'm an introvert, I just live with my wife and two kids and dog. Oh, you live alone? In a 400 square foot studio? Without windows? And you lost your job? Well, probably the real problem is that you're an extrovert, so now you see how it feels for me all the time!"
4 September 2020 : oh ok so just 10 rounds from each group.
4 September 2020 : Hey @washingtonpost and @WSJ can you tell me HOW Michael Forest Reinoehl was killed? Is "was killed when they tried to arrest him" the new "officer involved shooting"? pic.twitter.com/t4hL33tFyg
4 September 2020 : I guess "anti fascist activist" was too much to type out? Weird tho because "fascist" is a lot shorter than "right wing activist."
4 September 2020 : I'm all of my friends' Blake. F.
4 September 2020 : oh yes i have 3 it's why i got it nvm
4 September 2020 : BUT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I HAAAAAVE why can't i matter too
4 September 2020 : wait do i have a pro or max? what's the difference.
4 September 2020 : No.
4 September 2020 : Perhaps the best feature of this entire website is the "mute an entire person but don't block them" ability.
4 September 2020 : all i could hear was her trying to imitate his voice. even the acid parts.
4 September 2020 : I am very upset with Megan.
4 September 2020 : You need at least one ally when you are always being bullied 😢
4 September 2020 : well, exhibit a: https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1301719470113726465?s=20
4 September 2020 : 🍝
4 September 2020 : It's on and off and only a little, but I couldn't watch her too long.
4 September 2020 : https://youtu.be/zdU635esPpQ
4 September 2020 : Sucks for whoever, wherever, and whatever he swore on 😔
4 September 2020 : ok so she sounds a little bit like that guy who took a bunch of acid and rambled, and then his roommate made an animated lizard video to deliver his speech.
4 September 2020 : This is my greatest tweet of all time and it is severely underperforming.
4 September 2020 : thank you so much
4 September 2020 : “But really, who *were* the good guys in this war? Are we all just losers, waiting to get captured? I couldn't help but wonder: what's even in it for us?” pic.twitter.com/VYIBQetTv7
4 September 2020 : there must be an anti myers briggs lawyer who will do it pro bono.
4 September 2020 : Ok so now imagine it in Carrie Bradshaw's voice. "But really, who *were* the good guys?"
4 September 2020 : Maybe the real losers are the people who target teenagers living in poverty to sign up for service so they can have a shot at a decent life. Oh and also rich kids who sign up for the love of the game.
4 September 2020 : @blackgirlinmain I spent like an hour yesterday looking at pictures of Maine and pretending there are vacations.
4 September 2020 : Should have told him to be a real man and eat a stew.
4 September 2020 : Eek. I live in Capitol Hill, so I'm also dangerously close to the republicans on any distance based app.
4 September 2020 : "$1,000 a week to everyone until November 4!"
4 September 2020 : Cannot understand why McConnell and Trump aren't doing this.
4 September 2020 : Hahah apparently most of his aren't, either! But it's lots of blue no matter who types on the male side of Bumble in DC.
4 September 2020 : Like every word of your original tweet just got worse and worse. I kept thinking "this is the worst assignment ever" and then.
4 September 2020 : Please sue.
4 September 2020 : So recently I tested a guys leftness on Bumble by telling him I keep my dead husbands dried cum in my spice grinder to keep my cocaine addiction at bay, and his response was that I was the first woman he’d ever matched with that listened to Chapo. https://twitter.com/acomplexcollin/status/1287820555652145153
4 September 2020 : And all the while you have hosts of TRS literally saying "we can let them think they're white for now."
4 September 2020 : No.
4 September 2020 : one of the often banned alt right podcasts that asks users to mine monero is always directly saying this, and it’s wild that people still don’t get it.
4 September 2020 : You know, I will feel a little bad if I was missing some Kentuckian cultural symbolism. I tried to unsubscribe but the emails just kept coming lol
3 September 2020 : If Trump is confused about who the good guys were in WW1, wait until he learns about Afghanistan! 🤯
3 September 2020 : Ha and I thought ASAP in Virginia was stupid. Christ.
3 September 2020 : I keep my house at 68 I think I would die.
3 September 2020 : 😉😉😉 pic.twitter.com/eIFenEHY0a
3 September 2020 : *cries in district*
3 September 2020 : @travis_view have you seen one yet?
3 September 2020 : PSA to any robinhood users milling around: I am not advocating for you to touch this, ty.
3 September 2020 : PSA to any potential to Robinhood users I am not advocating touching this, thank you.
3 September 2020 : Typical biased media. Everything looks fine to me! pic.twitter.com/e2sM0bfmEp
3 September 2020 : I am only upset about adults being bullied when they’re bullied for their wealth, fame, and privilege.
3 September 2020 : pls no thx
3 September 2020 : Are you also listening to Behind the Bastards rn?
3 September 2020 : Oooh interesting. I figured all of obx would be pretty busy just because they originally weren't allowing vacation home owners to access the islands, you had to actually live there full time. I had been HOPING, however, the hotels would be like 75% off. NOPE.
3 September 2020 : I own a small business and these are the same people who tell me to go work at the grocery store instead of asking for hand outs. Also if I had a storefront I would LOVE for it to burn down rn.
3 September 2020 : Lol sounds like a JBG property.
3 September 2020 : His grandfather died, hippo. 😥 Please be kinder.
3 September 2020 : I often think about my great uncles and what they have suffered.
3 September 2020 : Please keep room for several Jesuses between you and everyone else.
3 September 2020 : Hideous cake, terrible photograph, remarkably awful storytelling abilities. 0/10.
3 September 2020 : Perhaps Mike Smith is the deep state actor who personally chooses which people get covid.
3 September 2020 : I mean cops saying they thought this was a possibility is as believable as anything else they're gonna say, so why not!
3 September 2020 : Or perhaps Magneto-esque capabilities.
3 September 2020 : @EyePatchGuy is it busy there? the hatteras motel was sold out of waterfront rooms every date i put in for september.
3 September 2020 : It's too clean to be Galveston, so I do believe you that the weather is a surprise.
3 September 2020 : what??? did you go to the beach in hell?
3 September 2020 : Guess antifa bought up all the soup. Poor guy. pic.twitter.com/B6rgikWaFf
3 September 2020 : Is Bezos doing okay?? Someone should call him and check on him.
3 September 2020 : What if we kissed in the Times Square TGIFridays (when the restaurant social distance police aren't looking)?
3 September 2020 : Yes, I got a ton of emails from her campaign addressed to Syrup.
3 September 2020 : 😍😍😍😍 Romantic indoor dinner date nights, surrounded by cops waving glocks and yardsticks around. https://twitter.com/ZachReports/status/1301527640449454081
3 September 2020 : Alternatively, fire all the cops and disperse their salaries to people as a payment for not criming.
3 September 2020 : Perhaps the police could simply try not being passive aggressive, crybaby, punk ass bitches who act like tiny toddlers with blank frontal lobes when they are being called out? pic.twitter.com/Afolg9q1Mv
3 September 2020 : I’ve also seen horror stories though (planet fitness...)
3 September 2020 : Yeah they put plastic walls between the people here. But to be fair, I dont know anything about how normal gyms are operating, just boutique fitness places. 3 people in a class wearing masks is a lot more appealing to me than what’s essentially indoor dining with snacks, I guess.
3 September 2020 : I will say that [solidcore] is mask mandatory with dividers and CrossFit is a giant warehouse without ac or fans and only 8 people max. I wouldn’t go to a theater right now but I go to those places.
3 September 2020 : So what you’re saying is that the people who actually “didn’t do their homework” are the Kennedy supporters, and not the left? Hmmm. Shocking.
3 September 2020 : Also she’s a fucking horrible storyteller.
3 September 2020 : I wonder if this is also the fault of internet leftists.
3 September 2020 : My SMLLLC doesn't matter to anyone, including the SBA or DC, and I already know this.
3 September 2020 : I refuse to like button this tweet, but I am acknowledging it exists.
3 September 2020 : What.
3 September 2020 : pic.twitter.com/NDEGnr9PXz
3 September 2020 : 1,400,000 Americans started filing for unemployment this week. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1301521266877370370
3 September 2020 : boooohooooooo 🎻
3 September 2020 : That we're getting closer to an all out class war.
3 September 2020 : All these complete idiots in the administration have jobs and I don't. Incredible.
3 September 2020 : The old dude was the bright and shiny object compared to the latest offering by the rich Kennedy dynasty?
3 September 2020 : The media should hire me, an unemployed writer and owner of a corona-illegal business, since I was able to predict this with 0 formal education or training.
3 September 2020 : It turns out, yes! pic.twitter.com/0exN9jaaTo
3 September 2020 : It's also a fucking ugly cake.
3 September 2020 : People do not give a shit. If I had $1 for every time someone told me to simply get a minimum wage job that still can’t pay a single one of my bills (including rent), I wouldn’t have lost my apartment two weeks ago.
3 September 2020 : i got mailed a packet about voting yes for legalizing shrooms, but no shrooms inside.
3 September 2020 : how the fuck am i blocked but you aren't?
3 September 2020 : Free👏🏻 lawyers👏🏻 for👏🏻 every👏🏻 student👏🏻 loan👏🏻 defaulter👏🏻
3 September 2020 : I would have fraudulently voted for Amy if she hadn't sent me dozens of emails calling me Syrup.
3 September 2020 : We have such a high mortality rate for childbirth, what the fuck is he talking about?
3 September 2020 : I also steal your jokes as my own!
3 September 2020 : at antifa, that's crazy, can't believe he went straight to corporate like that.
3 September 2020 : Now I miss Central Market even more.
3 September 2020 : I know she's correct about that. But saying that's the way we make it better is like providing a lawyer for everyone getting evicted.
3 September 2020 : Oh perfect, they sell bags of clam chowder, and the president says bagged soups are the most dangerous. bags of chicken noodles for the ladies, and bags of clam chowder for the boys.
3 September 2020 : Fuck off, how did I not know that??? Maybe my brain repressed it. I was talking about her the other day with my friend and then...there she was in front of us. Ugh.
3 September 2020 : i...literally just. pic.twitter.com/qHXr3yaCY4
3 September 2020 : No, you have to throw stew and not wear ANY BRACELETS.
3 September 2020 : Real men throw stew at police, not soup.
3 September 2020 : If *my* parents bought me an election and a Kennedy endorsement, I would simply be a lot cooler than this. pic.twitter.com/hUwtzhQeJu
3 September 2020 : Today I told WeWork I will resume giving them money as soon as they are willing to reprint a key for me, just please let me back.
3 September 2020 : Gotta say keep the option open for "whatever other reasons we say" since the dems love giving the police MORE funding. https://twitter.com/JStein_WaPo/status/1301314853747990530
3 September 2020 : THAT IS SO MANY.
3 September 2020 : AAAH!!!!
3 September 2020 : lmao how did her takes get even worse?? pic.twitter.com/oXPpuJy7vl
3 September 2020 : I miss office. 😥
2 September 2020 : My friend and I were just discussing how she makes 10x what she made at 18 when they threw money at her for college loans, and now she can't get anywhere near a proportionate to income mortgage.
2 September 2020 : The memo directs agencies to consider factors such as whether the city cut funding for police or restricted local law enforcement from intervening to “restore order,” according to the document. Ah yes, the famously defunded and restrained MPD.
2 September 2020 : i coulda been 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 🤩 𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓬𝔂
2 September 2020 : brb pitching Mi Cocina on the concept of table side cheese grating to go with the table side guac mashing, in an attempt to win back shredded cheese lady as a customer.
2 September 2020 : Oh, wow, can't believe that this was an unfounded fear. Hmm. https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/1301280303542087681?s=20
2 September 2020 : It's incredible. I thought it was a blue check account joking around when I first read it, like a less controversial Jaboukie. How is that even her real response??
2 September 2020 : I definitely DM'd my hairdresser and asked her to tell me if things didn't feel safe FOR HER, and if they didnt, I would cancel and tell the salon owner it was bc *I* was afraid. But the long list of rules they had in place, including mandatory masks, made her feel safe! Imagine!
2 September 2020 : I sat like this for 5.5 hours. My hair got washed TWICE! I brought a backup mask in case my first one got wet, and it didn't! I don't understand why you would need to take the mask off. https://twitter.com/TalKopan/status/1301245578949668864?s=20 pic.twitter.com/AqoBk9do8b
2 September 2020 : I even brought a back up mask in case the first one got wet, and it didn't!
2 September 2020 : For 5.5 hours in a salon I wore a mask!! She dyed my hair and washed it!! I just don't understand.
2 September 2020 : Us online leftists control the elections, which is why Bernie is president. https://twitter.com/ZaidJilani/status/1301200200422359041?s=20
2 September 2020 : What. 15th & Constitution NW. pic.twitter.com/gPJOzqNqcq
2 September 2020 : Yes, triple the charter schools!
2 September 2020 : i really try not to think about it, or whose mouth it was in.
2 September 2020 : Good because winky face emojis make everything immediately sexual, and I can’t handle that here.
2 September 2020 : I spent 5.5 hours in a mask in a salon getting my hair cut and dyed, and the only time I took my mask off was when I went outside for 2 minutes to chug an entire bottle of water. What is Nancy talking about? https://twitter.com/TalKopan/status/1301245578949668864?s=20 pic.twitter.com/6eJc5oRItc
2 September 2020 : People at the WeWork my office is in called me Bernie girl and said it was good I was always in my team colors on debate days and now I'm like.....what will I wear when we go back? Will I be blank white t shirt girl? Guess I can pull out the ADPi shirts???
2 September 2020 : I spent 5.5 hours getting my hair cut and dyed in early July and I wore a mask the entire time, except for a 2 minute break where I went outside and chugged a bottle of water.
2 September 2020 : I asked on Facebook when people would leave their houses again, and almost every person we should all stay home until a vaccine had posts of their vacations and weddings March-July 2020.
2 September 2020 : yeah. just caught my eye as a former tenant, who doesn't feel stoked about being without stable housing, and who doesn't feel like any great news has been delivered.
2 September 2020 : The option to choose homelessness is not ideal! I don’t really care about Biden, I just care that it’s people’s lives.
2 September 2020 : Hopefully! It’s a scary gamble for tenants tho. I elected to be homeless and couch surf with friends instead of accruing massive debt to my landlord, who couldn’t be stopped from being an asshole to me and making me more miserable than loading shit into a storage unit did.
2 September 2020 : Omg you don’t know?! I’ll send it to the group chat.
2 September 2020 : I went out with cat guy that night.
2 September 2020 : The Jose I drank that night or wishing 2019 goodbye or both
2 September 2020 : Ma’am it’s September and you’re all out of tequila.
2 September 2020 : Yes we need more military, triple the budget!
2 September 2020 : Still thinking about my worst tweet of all time. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1212185527195197440
2 September 2020 : I mean, *I* wouldn’t, but i would also be taxing multi millionaires so much money it wouldn’t matter if they got a bonus 24k a year.
2 September 2020 : But what if we did it 12x a year, forever, and it was $2,000 each time?
2 September 2020 : hahhaha pdfs into solids. one time my dad asked me to email him a picture again, bc he had printed it so it had left his computer.
2 September 2020 : what does it do?
2 September 2020 : Well, the difference is that Bernie is a socialist and the military is perfect.
2 September 2020 : I did this walking barefoot (took off my heels thinking it was safer that way) in mud. Sneakers forever! pic.twitter.com/21yx08MS6U
2 September 2020 : i feel like this shirt is a relic from a life i dont know, like getting a 3 year old a t shirt while on vacation. pic.twitter.com/qoazuZqQQv
2 September 2020 : Is "You remind me too much of my ex, please change everything about yourself" better or worse than dating someone because they remind you of your ex?
2 September 2020 : Gym in my hair would have been better. Thanks for trying to improve the situation, autocorrect.
2 September 2020 : Literally all I got at ocean city was gym in my hair. I don’t even chew gum. pic.twitter.com/kXfzNbsBh5
2 September 2020 : god please do, let us all pretend we're there
2 September 2020 : Did they accidentally bleach their shirts.
2 September 2020 : UGH if only.
2 September 2020 : His sister lived above the one at the waterfront in DC (RIP) so that was nice, because you could get a free to go buffet plate on your way up to go see her lol. I won't go to one now that I'm expected to pay tho. God I want to go to Maine and eat all of their food.
2 September 2020 : Yeah. And I still lift less weight than I did before. I'm at like 85% lifting, 70% running. So whatever that means for someone making a living off of fitness.
2 September 2020 : I'm sure Dean Baquet will approve a series of interviews with rural Trump voters who think mail in votes don't count because they're antifa fraud.
2 September 2020 : My only noticeable symptom was exercise intolerance, and it took me 7 weeks to run a mile straight, when I was usually running 5-7. But sure, he can go about his exact daily laugh lmao.
2 September 2020 : Lmao my ex boyfriend is a Phillips of the seafood variety 😂😂 I will have to delete this tweet but it’s always hilarious to me now whenever people bitch about their food
2 September 2020 : What if instead of going to any generic mid Atlantic beach with brown water, we went to the most crowded and tacky one?
2 September 2020 : The day after he freed his family today from their curse of wealth and power! He’ll yeah, Joe! https://twitter.com/hollyotterbein/status/1301150505448730630
2 September 2020 : Hahahah I was doing a science: if you were likely to catch covid twice, I’d probably get it again and maybe specially mutated. I will say Seacrets bay water has probably never been so clean!! Ocean City deserves it. I once went during beach week by accident when I was 21. Awful.
2 September 2020 : Incredibly jealous. I would like my temporary wfh office to be at the beach. Though I did go to ocean city last month, and did a bunch of shrooms and got tonsillitis, so maybe not at THAT beach.
2 September 2020 : I wish I had the self control to hold off and binge on them once a week.
2 September 2020 : I donated to Markey but like he voted for Iraq sooooo idk what this guys point is. Ed is perfect?!
2 September 2020 : Okaaaay but. Mitch knows how to read. 🙄🙄🙄🙄
2 September 2020 : Like imagine saying this out loud. I would end up faking my own death and hiding.
2 September 2020 : I am having a horrible night and this is beautiful, thank youuuu.
2 September 2020 : “Realest shit I ever wrote.” 🤷🏼‍♀️ https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1259172911522484225
2 September 2020 : Jonathan pls stop the needle doesn’t lie. pic.twitter.com/WbJvSsdqrn
2 September 2020 : Jeff. You cannot bring this into my feed during these uncertain times, bc I scroll too fast and almost cried.
1 September 2020 : This was my best tweet.
1 September 2020 : You and Ted Cruz share a kink, I see. pic.twitter.com/psZye8LMx9
1 September 2020 : I miss this morning already. Let’s go back. pic.twitter.com/rPv4NpZDK4
1 September 2020 : Are state parks open? If so, El Matador.
1 September 2020 : Maybe next they can do “thoughts” at one end and “prayers” at the other, and solve mass shootings!
1 September 2020 : Antifa is both strong and dangerous, and also too weak to pick up 4 lbs.
1 September 2020 : Please sir, this is just soup for my innocent family! I am not an antifa super soldier, for I am too weak to even hold a brick! https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1300877539305336833
1 September 2020 : Fun fact: having bags of soup thrown at him is Ted Cruz’s kink. Simping for soup soldiers. https://twitter.com/_cingraham/status/1300877539305336833
1 September 2020 : GOOD AND NORMAL! Nothing sketchy going on here! I totally support the famously not corrupt Baltimore Police Department in this endeavor! pic.twitter.com/g1BxKk8Hjw
1 September 2020 : GOOD AND NORMAL NOTHING BAD TO SEE HERE FROM THE FAMOUSLY NOT CORRUPT BPD! https://twitter.com/baltimoresun/status/1300880092348981248
1 September 2020 : How have you managed to hold on to one specific card for years. pic.twitter.com/4ty0fG2IFE
1 September 2020 : How much does Darren think a domestic plane ticket costs?!
1 September 2020 : I mean, I'll ask if I can share it with you, but I don't know. Probably not.
1 September 2020 : Sick of being punched in the face? Chuck will be soon!
1 September 2020 : I love this tweet lmao
1 September 2020 : Arresting is like testing: if we don't do it, it means nothing bad is happening.
1 September 2020 : As a professional looting anarchist rioter, I would like to implore my colleagues to not conduct our very important work on planes. I appreciate the enthusiasm of the group that left DCA to go wherever, but! Very little to steal, and smashing the windows out is counterproductive.
1 September 2020 : Holy shit.
1 September 2020 : You’re gonna get a felony riot charge in like 4 weeks when people’s bills move into collections lol.
1 September 2020 : This rules.
1 September 2020 : The art, not the interview.
1 September 2020 : I was hoping you would do one from this interview. It's great.
1 September 2020 : We're like 4 weeks away from this guy dropping "they" and just saying "the Jews." https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1300804282057453569
1 September 2020 : See also: that weird commercial about how Joe Biden also hates China or whatever.
1 September 2020 : Ask what your country can do for you!!!!! https://twitter.com/EdMarkey/status/1293986122318610435
1 September 2020 : Give me pumpernickel or just give me a pile of meat and cheese!
1 September 2020 : I decided nah, personally.
1 September 2020 : Lol this just means like 40% of us adults are in denial about how easy it is to be financially ruined from, I don’t know, breaking your leg.
1 September 2020 : Once I realized my tonsil was swollen I was like oh well. There’s the issue lol.
1 September 2020 : Nope no point, it’s weeks for a result. It was just tonsillitis, which isn’t a symptom according to any doctor I could find. When I had covid I couldn’t run a mile for 7 weeks. I was 100% in less than 48 hours.
1 September 2020 : I had tonsillitis last month. 😑 the first day was alarming.
1 September 2020 : You just made Joe’s wife cry.
1 September 2020 : !!!!!!!!!
1 September 2020 : Hahahah yes. I used to be the assistant manager for Jim beams liquor store/bar marketing in dc and all of md, and Carroll county was by far my least favorite place. There was some gas station liquor store that I would dread going to stand in for 3 hours handing out samples.
1 September 2020 : If you want an assignment done earlier, make it due earlier.
1 September 2020 : I’m almost 100% convinced he took a day trip to the alpaca farm in Carroll county and then came up with this big brain take.
1 September 2020 : No.
1 September 2020 : Please simp. pic.twitter.com/j3hC7J6Mb6
1 September 2020 : i haven't watched a single baseball game so far this year and my soul is dying, but at least not banished to hell.
1 September 2020 : Can't wait to loudly make this incredibly normal and relatable joke.
1 September 2020 : I hide myself to stop me from doing this, and it doesn't work. "Un-hide self view" always gets clicked.
1 September 2020 : Because one writes the presidents speeches.
1 September 2020 : Can't wait until next time I miss the board at my recreational cornhole league so I can say "hahaha oops guess I choked just like George Floyd's killers made him do, or like a mediocre golf player would do in general!" Very normal.
1 September 2020 : I mean, I'm in DC, but I'm sure there are some people stuck in other places, and in solidarity I will pretend it's not fall yet.
1 September 2020 : . @baynardwoods can i buy it directly from you, in person or online?
1 September 2020 : Incredibly rude of you to assume everyone is a coastal elite, sooooo it's still August, thank u.
1 September 2020 : Whenever a fascist talks about a "they" (whether it's hiding in dark shadows, spreading globalism, or controlling the weather), there's about a 90% chance their first instinct was to say something like "The American Jewry." So, assume it's antisemitic and judge accordingly.
1 September 2020 : Being dead and in hell is a better alternative to whatever this is, sorry.
1 September 2020 : Correct. https://twitter.com/girlziplocked/status/1300494887566151682?s=20
1 September 2020 : thank u, mike.
1 September 2020 : Well, it was not ideal!
1 September 2020 : No one cares.
1 September 2020 : deep cover for the deep state.
1 September 2020 : Who is controlling things? "People you have never heard of, people in the dark shadows, people like the Jews." https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1300620978305736704
1 September 2020 : FIFY: Can they also remove his head ̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶h̶i̶s̶ ̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶y̶'̶r̶e̶ ̶a̶t̶ ̶i̶t̶?
1 September 2020 : I hope the llama or alpaca or ostrich or whatever eats his kidneys.
1 September 2020 : Why did you bring this cursed content into my feed. 😫
1 September 2020 : Did Kyle finally go to Carroll County or something? I know there’s an alpaca farm out there. pic.twitter.com/tLKqPXP805
1 September 2020 : 🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/7q0yWoyAuo
1 September 2020 : I can confirm the Real World thing, but only because once at Fur, a guy came up to my friend and started thrusting at her while telling us he was renting the Real World house.
31 August 2020 : Please remember the Orioles played games in an empty stadium in 2015. https://twitter.com/biasbe/status/1300306068116041728
31 August 2020 : Orioles literally played in an empty stadium in 2015.
31 August 2020 : Hell yeah texas, come hang out. pic.twitter.com/em1qSS72jm
31 August 2020 : It's definitely too short to actually cover an adult sized midriff, and maybe the sides lace up.
31 August 2020 : Holy shit this outfit needs to go right back to 2001 or wherever it came from.
31 August 2020 : Wah. https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1300511009275342849 pic.twitter.com/EtJcgUdv7U
31 August 2020 : He just wants to be given an op-ed assignment. pic.twitter.com/ZuFujrkKYo
31 August 2020 : Ah, the same outside agitators who clog up the roads at 7 am Monday-Friday. https://twitter.com/margaretbarthel/status/1300478686341152771
31 August 2020 : Oh my god the one positive in my life rn is not having children.
31 August 2020 : draw a clock challenge 2020.
31 August 2020 : People who forget to take their masks off are so strange to me. I rip it off my face the second I can. How can you not feel it!
31 August 2020 : Why are your establishments open and seating six people at a time if you don't want more than 3 people close to each other?
31 August 2020 : It is so fucking stupid for the county to fine people for walking in groups to the bars that the county says can be open. Yeah you can sit as a group of six inside, and you can take your mask off on the dance floor, but outside it's only 3 or pay up! https://twitter.com/ArlingtonVA/status/1299801510256181257?s=20
31 August 2020 : No idea what these people expect this month as bills move from deferred to collections and evictions ramp up. Talk about organic unrest.
31 August 2020 : "I lost my job and home, I'm living in my car, I didn't qualify for EBT bc of UI, people are being murdered by the police, no one is listening or helping, and I have nothing left to lose. But golly gee, someone might vote for Trump in a swing state if I light this match?"
31 August 2020 : Well obviously or they wouldn't have spelled it like this!!
31 August 2020 : Yes it's misspelled and it's written in a way that indicates they don't know how to pronounce the city's name. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czw5sP2E7s8
31 August 2020 : HOW ARE THEY PRONOUNCING WORCESTER??
31 August 2020 : Would really like to hear the person who created this ad say "Worchester" lmao. https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/1300440559509700609
31 August 2020 : Would really like to hear the person who created this ad say Worcester. https://twitter.com/SeanTrende/status/1300440559509700609
31 August 2020 : I have never even considered having children, but seeing DC’s virtual school situation today is still reaffirming my unwavering stance.
31 August 2020 : God tulsi fans are the absolute worst lmao
31 August 2020 : Yeah odd. pic.twitter.com/LTC82Ya1hL
31 August 2020 : "Everything sucks and no one is listening to me or helping me, but the idea of votes in an election I literally don't even know if I'll be alive for keeps me from lighting things on fire."
31 August 2020 : I literally used to send stuff in Pages to professors in 2012 and that alone was enough. Who is saying otherwise!
31 August 2020 : and we still have 34 minutes for today to suck more, too!
31 August 2020 : I'm not obsessed with it, though! Not me!
31 August 2020 : "Let's say Jews." is exactly the sentence I use when I start sharing all of my very normal thoughts.
31 August 2020 : But we're escalating violence, Kurtis. It's *us,* the leftists. We're making people be violent. 🙃
31 August 2020 : You're welcome!
31 August 2020 : I was literally screenshotting this tweet to paste it in response to your centrist question.
31 August 2020 : am i supposed to deface all my bernie shirts in this way?
31 August 2020 : wheres that giant meteor sign i want to wear it and pray it will work as a magnet for me, personally.
31 August 2020 : what the fucking fuck. https://twitter.com/DemFromCT/status/1300162971272990720
31 August 2020 : I hate this tweet.
31 August 2020 : welcome to hell https://twitter.com/TrueAnonPod/status/1300197204443893760?s=20
31 August 2020 : Eli, please. It's just Biden, CUFI spokeswoman Tulsi Gabbard, and a few architects of the Iraq War in the dem tent, and if we let any antifa in, we might alienate the undecided voters who aren't sure where they stand with Nazis. 🙃
31 August 2020 : i'm a 5 hour flight away from plowing through all of tacoma.
31 August 2020 : the dc subreddit is full of this, too.
31 August 2020 : "If the protesters hadn't been violating curfew, maybe everyone would be alive, ok?"
31 August 2020 : brb forging a bachelors
31 August 2020 : fuck where do i pick up an application
30 August 2020 : Lol I wish wouldn’t have nearly six figures of debt for a degree I dropped out of and don’t have
30 August 2020 : If being hired to loot and steal money was an actual paid job, I can promise I would be doing that instead of collecting 1/14th of my normal paycheck from unemployment.
30 August 2020 : If being paid to steal extra money was an actual job, my ass wouldn't be collecting 1/14th of my normal pay from unemployment.
30 August 2020 : I majored in Arabic and same -- except with non language classes, I also cared about the attendance policy.
30 August 2020 : Lisa, they might have nominated him for president.
30 August 2020 : "Pay me $75 so you can run alone like you already do!" I literally only run for the t shirts.
30 August 2020 : Please stop sending me emails asking to do your stupid virtual runs. The only good thing about signing up for a dumb race is the actual racing around people part, and the t shirt saying I did it. I don’t need a shirt saying I ran around my neighborhood.
30 August 2020 : I have never been so shocked. https://twitter.com/michaelehayden/status/1300183035317493760
30 August 2020 : You’re actually now the CEO of the opinion page.
30 August 2020 : Some people clean up cities by scrubbing graffiti off a business that has insurance, and other people clean up cities by keeping Nazi scum out when the shitty police force won’t.
30 August 2020 : This is honestly your best tweet ever.
30 August 2020 : Ball So Hard University didn’t accept you? 😥
30 August 2020 : For though they offer us concessions, change will not come from above. https://twitter.com/stephanie_murr/status/1300088344249020416
30 August 2020 : Risking my life and pushing past antifa for the seafood tower.
30 August 2020 : Ha! I went to Edison.
30 August 2020 : I went up the pencil once. My office is at 15 and G. When erdogan came here they closed off the street. pic.twitter.com/phIHSv3Ekm
30 August 2020 : I’ve never been to the white house lol
30 August 2020 : is it bc i sleep 4 hours later than normal, and then stay online through happy hour time? yes. does that matter? no.
30 August 2020 : mon to thursday there is no difference for me, so i will only talk about those days.
30 August 2020 : oooh that's a good idea. the east side of the hill and the wh aren't in walking distance (tho it is in my running loop), but i can do metro center to the wh. i assume people are aware capitol hill, home of congress (offices/rowhouses), is safe.
30 August 2020 : I could literally go to my office, next to the white house, and make coffee right this second if I wanted to. But sure. This guy is right.
30 August 2020 : Google says Long Island, yeah lol
30 August 2020 : almost everyone i know i dc has moved to a new building to take advantage of 2 months free rent on a new lease, so I'm not even sure these 8 people are leaving their zip code.
30 August 2020 : I had threats like this literally mailed to my house after Freddie Gray died -- tho obviously not by famous fascists, just normal ones.
30 August 2020 : Next time. Laying out my trap, making my sister feel secure in trusting me as a dog sitter.
30 August 2020 : Crowdfund a giant stencil of this so I can recreate it on the sidewalk in front of his DC rowhouse.
30 August 2020 : I'm so upset I went to the article. Even more upset to learn it is 3 words I have literally never said in bed, and probably have never said outside of a work meeting where I was just trying to get everyone to agree so I could leave.
30 August 2020 : as long as you get money.
30 August 2020 : "There were very fine people on both sides." Done.
30 August 2020 : I wonder how much my rent would drop if antifa was tear gassing people downtown.
30 August 2020 : lol this fucking chud. https://twitter.com/RobertSagraw/status/1299926198529806337?s=20
30 August 2020 : actually in socialism, people die from breathing the shared air. my mother told me so.
30 August 2020 : lol libertarian bootlickers are the best bootlickers.
30 August 2020 : Thursday night or June?
30 August 2020 : I live in Capitol Hill and work next to the White House, and this is dumb and wrong lmao. pic.twitter.com/aENiZnWS4n
30 August 2020 : Detroit.
29 August 2020 : Did you see it happen? What even led up to this?? Horrifying. I guess it's a good it's a shit day, less people were out.
29 August 2020 : Just. How.
29 August 2020 : I live in Capitol Hill and work by the White House, and what the fuck is this guy talking about? "Badly destroyed" lmao.
29 August 2020 : I paid $500 for cortisone shots when I was uninsured, and that seems easier and faster.
29 August 2020 : But one timed he helped clean up the walls of a Chase bank or something.
29 August 2020 : Hanging out with my sisters corgi. Do I steal this dog? pic.twitter.com/CP9azv9wPo
29 August 2020 : MPD says they can’t do anything about it.
29 August 2020 : I feel exactly this way.
29 August 2020 : Mentally, I’m here. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1299779513451188225
29 August 2020 : idk everyone but Nancy looks identical to real life to me. 🙃🙃
29 August 2020 : Is this the final form of Kevin Williamson?
29 August 2020 : I think yes and no -- it could have been *better.* I took COVID seriously, stayed in for 3 months, but once I realized I was losing my home and had already blown through my savings (coupled w already having had COVID!) I started going out as allowed by law. I'd stay in for money.
29 August 2020 : It’s ok I heard covid freezes away in the cold so we’re gonna be fiiiiiiiine. 🙃
29 August 2020 : I have never hated a tweet the way I hate this one. Awful. Unbearable. https://twitter.com/popehat/status/1299577121992396800
29 August 2020 : 🚮
29 August 2020 : Every single time someone gets mad at you, it’s like they’ve never seen anything you’ve ever done before. It’s incredible.
29 August 2020 : I think the best reply is the one that suggests the men in your drawing are mirror images of their real life selves, and that only Nancy is uncharacteristically ghoulish.
29 August 2020 : I was really expecting like nice sunsets or dog photos or ANYTHING BUT THAT.
29 August 2020 : Earlier today I got tricked by him, and I will live with that shame every day. pic.twitter.com/zTxz2EmiHI
28 August 2020 : This is how I feel constantly: https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1299402850792022017?s=20
28 August 2020 : Yeah, I know myself. Thus, almost everyone. I'm in a travel heavy, consumer facing business. It ran like wildfire through my industry.
28 August 2020 : https://twitter.com/TheEpicDept/status/1297969437082034178?s=20
28 August 2020 : do 200,000 people in Louisiana even really *need* water?
28 August 2020 : They're going to have to throw that wagon out.
28 August 2020 : https://twitter.com/gescol/status/1299414625461637121?s=20
28 August 2020 : Someone dragged in a chair and wagon.
28 August 2020 : nbd, very minor stuff, nothing to see here, please leave fema alone.
28 August 2020 : Search "reflecting pool" on twitter and vomit.
28 August 2020 : Almost everyone I know who had it says it's just a bad flu. I disagree w them, but I had it and I'm not afraid. Your anecdotal "evidence" about your limited interactions w an already small percentage of the population is about as scientifically useless as your intuition.
28 August 2020 : I guess these people who WORK INSIDE are VERY PRIVILEGED during the pandemic, unlike me, a person who has not had to go inside a single establishment since March!
28 August 2020 : I run around the reflecting pool like twice a week, looking at its filth and smelling its smells, and I am begging protesters to not go in it. Like, I understand -- I once got dysentery bc I couldn't *not* jump in the Nile, but sometimes the water isn't worth it.
28 August 2020 : I'll add it to my list of unemployed reads.
28 August 2020 : lol no you arent, but Id say the book is somewhat closer to textbook style than super easy, just bc it can sometimes be a little dry. I definitely had to reread a few pages. I hold Lance Hill's Deacons for Defense up as the perfect historical but pleasantly simple to read book.
28 August 2020 : It is very good!!
28 August 2020 : If the liberals won’t participate in fascist behavior, then I will vote for the fascists who will! And it’s the democrats fault!
28 August 2020 : “Interesting.”
28 August 2020 : Yeah that irritated the shit out of me. I didn’t say anything that suggested I love Jesus, and my profile says atheist. Men. They’re awful.
28 August 2020 : “This tenants rights lawyer says the courts aren’t prepared.” The very thing I’ve been screaming into the void as I’m ignored by the district council and mayor.
28 August 2020 : lol he needs to get a fucking hobby.
28 August 2020 : "Interesting."
28 August 2020 : His first message: Your photos canvassing make me miss Bernie. Why. pic.twitter.com/5do23Rq1as
28 August 2020 : Projecting that everyone is identical to you and *wants* to work from home or from a coffee shop.
28 August 2020 : Writing shitty books while the world is burning.
28 August 2020 : big "leave aaron coleman alone" energy was the first thing i thought...which was confirmed by seeing the top response is greenwald praising it.
28 August 2020 : I mean ok, but it's fucking weird that people who like working from home project that on everyone else. We aren't all suburbanites or rich city dwellers with massive homes. Like, I see how wfh is appealing. You guys are so cultish about everyone else HAVING to love it.
28 August 2020 : I volunteer as tribute for the cause.
28 August 2020 : I used to work auto shows (RIP) and once in Baltimore they gave us a stick shift Camaro to let people test drive. It was right after they relaunched it, and they only gave us one. We had to tow it away in the first hour. I’m not sure people retain the skills 😂
28 August 2020 : I straight up had someone at my hotel tell me not to walk somewhere after dark, which usually doesn’t happen if I say “oh I’m from Baltimore.”
28 August 2020 : I travel a lot for work and I remember being very surprised by wherever I stayed when working in Bethlehem. Walking to the bodega I felt like I was in a very different place than I imagined it was going to be. Harrisburg and Lancaster suck too but for a variety of reasons.
28 August 2020 : ngl the videos and sounds of this baby panda have really ruined the concept for me. pic.twitter.com/HVhjsCEMxP
28 August 2020 : I see you’ve also been to Bethlehem.
28 August 2020 : I am...surprised about Bethlehem, tbh. Also it’s boring and sucks.
28 August 2020 : What a great argument for abolishing the police! pic.twitter.com/QtQ08Vi9hA
28 August 2020 : I mean I’ve done this and it still sucks shit. Not everyone loves wfh, and not everyone wants to buy multiple meals and coffees throughout a workday while risking getting their stuff stolen every time they take a piss.
28 August 2020 : I was raised evangelical and now my atheist mom watches OANN and my dad believes his pastor raises people from the dead. I can’t pick just one.
28 August 2020 : Yet another reason to abolish the police. pic.twitter.com/Tz3wj3FGtx
28 August 2020 : Maybe he’s been hiding a comprehensive m4a plan. Then I would like to see it.
28 August 2020 : @ddale8 is a fucking hero.
28 August 2020 : yeah idc if we missed the notifications from the city, but we didnt either lol
28 August 2020 : I mean, he’s not wrong about liberals and enrolling their kids in private schools. Everything else is bad tho.
28 August 2020 : Incredibly alarming tweet.
28 August 2020 : I went to a bar and figured I would have missed the whole thing by now, and you're telling me it's still going on?!
27 August 2020 : Related, I have two dresses from francescas, both medium, identical dresses...one is 4 inches longer than the other. Why do they do this to us.
27 August 2020 : Every time I do shrooms and laugh at nothing while melting into the floor, I am a violent criminal. It’s true.
27 August 2020 : Honestly, who needs food or shelter? It's fine.
27 August 2020 : Me before the RNC started and me halfway through the night. Sooooo I think I’ll skip it today. pic.twitter.com/wudoafurOH
27 August 2020 : No thank you.
27 August 2020 : I cannot with this guy.
27 August 2020 : Haaaahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
27 August 2020 : Oh my god. Fuck off, Glenn. pic.twitter.com/S1Xlg1jwAJ
27 August 2020 : So I mean maybe. They might be surprised $1200 months ago doesn’t keep people supporting them.
27 August 2020 : Nope it’s making fun of this guy, who is lying. https://twitter.com/kylehooten2/status/1298814300539289600?s=21 https://twitter.com/kylehooten2/status/1298814300539289600
27 August 2020 : I don’t think we’ve had general poverty riots yet tho from lack of extended $600 UI. I think the people they’re appealing to with law and order are certainly part of the 30,000,000 about to lose housing. We have not yet seen the mass fallout from losing the unemployment.
27 August 2020 : I mean the gop being surprised when there are riots and or less voters!
27 August 2020 : Buy your own cell phone so you don't have to worry about her layout.
27 August 2020 : I meant congress and pundits. Not the woman. They either want riots, or they're too stupid to have jobs.
27 August 2020 : Imagine being so incredibly out of touch that you are surprised by this. https://twitter.com/andrewvandam/status/1299028234567389185
27 August 2020 : If *I* was Mitch, I would be giving us all $2,000 a month and $600 a week, until November 3rd. But I am not an idiot.
27 August 2020 : Kind of shocked by claims that Laura was overblown. Were people were expecting stacks of bodies this morning? Maybe *you* misremember the timeline for other disasters, but some of us will have X's with non-0 numbers burned into our brains forever. Go do rescue and clean up.
27 August 2020 : Using the pandemic to cut the health budget, very smart.
27 August 2020 : Imagine being so disconnected from "the community" you couldn't see this coming.
27 August 2020 : Just got robbed at knifepoint in Minneapolis for my chainlink armor. 😔
27 August 2020 : Ok I see he was serious and I am so very confused by his employment status.
27 August 2020 : Wait until this guy learns about TIFs and police overtime!! pic.twitter.com/0d5tWyGF7z
27 August 2020 : If anyone needs someone to explain how rich people have a lot of power, how tax dollars are used for sports and how there are police at sporting events, I’m an unemployed writer who can do it. Christ. pic.twitter.com/qoGMhF8Mnz
27 August 2020 : Unexpectedly up! pic.twitter.com/t0nFBGOKWX
27 August 2020 : Aah I’m just doing this cool sleep 4am-7am everyday, once a week crash at 8 pm thing.
27 August 2020 : Yeah it’s called depression 😂
27 August 2020 : How am I the one that's unemployed here? 🤦‍♀️
27 August 2020 : That guy can't be serious. Right?
27 August 2020 : i got this one a few minutes before that lightning https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1298831563396976640?s=20
27 August 2020 : Thanks @hurricanetrack for this incredible feed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYqR6PtVaOw
27 August 2020 : Lightning just flashed and showed the area of Cameron, LA in the picture from 2 hours ago now looks like this. Laura is awful. https://twitter.com/hurricanetrack/status/1298796934082244608?s=20 pic.twitter.com/i02J4A9HO3
27 August 2020 : lol at Dundalk Donny yelling out how much he loves Trump during the silence before the singing started.
27 August 2020 : I cannot believe this convention is going on. Every news outlet should be completely dedicated to Laura and, I don't know, raising money for the Cajun Navy or something.
27 August 2020 : If people were too poor to leave Lake Charles, they are probably going to die tonight.
27 August 2020 : I own an agency that provides spokesmodels for video marketing, & I would not allow my agency to be associated w something as tone deaf as running a pre-taped convention while a hurricane that will kill thousands of people gets closer land. Who cares they're pre-recorded? Fix it.
27 August 2020 : It's 100% and Mike Pence will cry with joy.
27 August 2020 : Jack Brewer: Kamala Harris is a bad cop, but cops are good and we love them blue lives matter, ok? Just not Kamala's.
27 August 2020 : it's funny bc shitty policies just got me evicted from my basement apartment haha
27 August 2020 : They definitely cut it on CNN. MSNBC too.
27 August 2020 : Looks like CNN cut that.
27 August 2020 : Is it...right now? Like 2 minutes ago? I've had Lou Holtz on CNN for what feels like my entire life.
27 August 2020 : Heeey! Ed Markey shout out at the RNC! Sounds like every republican in America owes Ed an apology and needs to STOP THIS BULLYING NONSENSE.
27 August 2020 : *cries in single*
27 August 2020 : Gotta have the quiet lady time before we get to Madison "Not a Troop" Cawthorn.
27 August 2020 : Did you forget Madison Cawthorn is tonight?
27 August 2020 : So is my lady brain capable of voting or nah? I can't keep the RNC message straight night to night.
27 August 2020 : Tell Freddie Gray.
27 August 2020 : A lot of people in Texas and Louisiana are going to die tonight, but the RNC show must go on.
26 August 2020 : Really weird that Ritchie Torres thinks a bunch of Jewish DSA members are profoundly evil and antisemitic, but what do I know -- after all, I rarely ask my Jewish friends about their allegiance to Israel.
26 August 2020 : Yup. I’ve been writing about it for years. Qualified immunity, LEOBRs, and the FOP all gotta go.
26 August 2020 : Well, we wanna know what the hell our country can do for us.
26 August 2020 : I have violated curfews that were enacted because of police violence in both DC and Baltimore, and it's never turned into the fucking Purge. Fuck this guy. https://twitter.com/GidTruth/status/1298697049551011840
26 August 2020 : Correct. https://twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1298727827966226438
26 August 2020 : Get APEL goggles (not swim or ski). Find a gas mask and P100 cartridges. If you have money, buy them for people who can’t afford the 2020 mark ups. https://twitter.com/herosnvrdie69/status/1298526547473825792
26 August 2020 : And APEL goggles, not swim or ski!
26 August 2020 : Yeah! It's super short bc there isn't a ton of info about her before she was 10, but painting the picture of her and her family in that time was fascinating.
26 August 2020 : I have a work deadline today, why would you do this to me.
26 August 2020 : There's a part of the book about her that talks about her younger life and Tito. It was my favorite part.
26 August 2020 : "though the reporter seemed not bright" I don't know if the funnier scenario is her saying that, or you as side commentary.
26 August 2020 : Literally everyone is aware of people who don’t bother to learn or understand shit bringing this up. Who is your audience here, Matt?
26 August 2020 : Literally no one is advocating for this except maybe racists.
26 August 2020 : Why do I own a modeling and marketing agency and not an airline.
26 August 2020 : Bringing this into my newsfeed is called cyber bullying pls be best.
26 August 2020 : I loved when we did it in Baltimore it was my favorite. Very well trained, very appropriate.
26 August 2020 : Also who cares.
26 August 2020 : They do rapid tests before you can go into the Rose Garden as an audience member. Like. We all understand this, right?
26 August 2020 : I mean, yes, but what exactly?
26 August 2020 : Kim G is so fucking jealous rn.
26 August 2020 : There are just like. So many options of humans who haven't terrorized a child by publishing her nudes after terrorizing her by threatening to do so. We don't need him! Fuck that guy. Unless he dedicates his entire life to undoing his wrongs against women and girls, fuck him.
26 August 2020 : I am happy to volunteer as the critic who will say he can permanently fuck off from public life.
26 August 2020 : I have nothing to say that doesn't violate the tos of this website.
26 August 2020 : I can think of a lot of other things I want god to grant his bitch ass.
26 August 2020 : Rules don't matter.
26 August 2020 : I've already had it and I feel like I'm catching it again by proxy. Well, except they all did the rapid test for free.
26 August 2020 : Back then he was just a child, David. Now he's 1 year closer to a full frontal lobe, and a fully formed adult personality. It's called growth, not donatism.
26 August 2020 : 100000%
26 August 2020 : I cannot express how much of an improvement this would be.
26 August 2020 : This cup was wine and now it's Basil Hayden, I got you.
26 August 2020 : Having an actual fucking meltdown as Eric uses his primetime speech to beg his daddy to listen to him while he tells his dad he misses him. pic.twitter.com/kVozpnXHDi
26 August 2020 : I would much prefer to watch that.
26 August 2020 : Does anyone know where our embassy in Israel is? Please help. I can't figure it out.
26 August 2020 : Does anyone know where our Israeli embassy is? Please help. I can't figure it out.
26 August 2020 : Huge apology to Pete Buttigieg for my early 2020 behavior, bc this man actually looks like a rat. My bad. 🐀 pic.twitter.com/dzHIWd5CXI
26 August 2020 : I think his *first* talking point was that he's on tv and radio.
26 August 2020 : There are like 300 ways to fill in the blank of "anything like this" and I think all the answers are no.
26 August 2020 : He's been doing this shit for my entire adult life. He has a huge following. I wrote about him once like 5 years ago and they collectively lost their minds. It would be no loss.
26 August 2020 : Venezuela, the country where people are literally falling over dead from socialism when they go for walks, but also it's not bad enough for people to seek refuge here.
26 August 2020 : I mean yeah ok. pic.twitter.com/JuzWBan7Zj
26 August 2020 : "We all want the embassy in Jerusalem because Jesus said to" would be a nice message for Biden to use.
26 August 2020 : Point of clarification: I am going to harm my baby by doing a bunch of drugs before the abortions.
26 August 2020 : Actually I have a lot of questions for the other person who responded to this tweet.
26 August 2020 : 🤨
26 August 2020 : I want to believe you but I do not.
26 August 2020 : My mom has it on the actual tv in her living room, and i'm hiding in her kitchen bc i just can't watch it with her emotional energy.
26 August 2020 : Also why do all these weird women say "America" in varying horrible ways?
26 August 2020 : Your life is yours to char. Years ago on live TV, Olivia Munn read "McHammer" instead of MC Hammer bc they didn't write it correctly. It was cute and endearing. This is not.
26 August 2020 : Believing in mair'cles.
26 August 2020 : Is this Tiffany Trump's first go with a teleprompter? I get that emphasis can be weird when you're learning, but it's like $400 to have a pro teach you.
26 August 2020 : Binders full of bitches I have hired and fired.
26 August 2020 : Oh, no, I'm sure they are, because dating them also sucks shit.
26 August 2020 : "I have a Black friend" has turned into "my guy pardoned a Black person!"
26 August 2020 : Being a straight female misandrist is my curse in life.
26 August 2020 : Idk what you mean but I have a lot of very negative opinions about leftist men. Mostly it's because they pretend to be better and, uh, aren't.
26 August 2020 : lmao ty
26 August 2020 : Twitter: the leftist dating app we all deserve.
26 August 2020 : what is matt walsh wrong about today dot com used to be a thriving website like 5 years ago and it was beautiful.
26 August 2020 : This is my career backup plan if I don't get UI, so I am also very interested.
26 August 2020 : Here I'm trying. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1298430012492849153?s=20
26 August 2020 : Okay well he also said maga mega so.
26 August 2020 : And a sales quota!
26 August 2020 : Fuck.
26 August 2020 : Matt stop no.🤣
26 August 2020 : Looking for a nice leftist boyfriend to help me achieve my dream of purchasing at least 2 abortions a week. Please send all inquiries to my DMs. Thanks for the advice, Abby Johnson!
26 August 2020 : I don't trust Abby Johnson to know what "rare" means when she thinks that her brown son is "more likely to commit crime" than her white son. Obviously statistics and nuance are not her forte. I also wouldn't rely on her for guidance on what is racist. https://twitter.com/VICENews/status/1298276056055656448?s=20
26 August 2020 : Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's.
26 August 2020 : Pls still send.
26 August 2020 : You are incredibly lucky and I would like to switch brains.
26 August 2020 : Hi Larry Kudlow from radio and TV! Yes, my business was doing great, but now your shitbag president has run me into the ground with no financial assistance. I can't be the only fucked business owner watching the RNC, right? pic.twitter.com/GohR8TO42s
26 August 2020 : I want to go back to hearing about robot milkers.
26 August 2020 : Look, we got our BLM, they got their BLM, we gotta respect it.
26 August 2020 : I never, ever want to hear about milking, ever again. Not at the RNC, not anywhere. Please.
26 August 2020 : Low effort date, low effort appearance.
26 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/q8crglj1NN
26 August 2020 : God I miss those days.
26 August 2020 : I mean I'm not ugly, Lawson. Jesus.
26 August 2020 : That was so fucking amazing. Just A+ trolling.
26 August 2020 : Gotta send him snacks.
26 August 2020 : I'd need an Uber Eats situation. Or I could just use that potato filter.
26 August 2020 : Sir. I literally cannot imagine a worse fate than a Zoom date. Hell is me talking to some asshole who can't even buy me a drink to make up for over an hour of getting ready.
26 August 2020 : Also, yes. Guilty. pic.twitter.com/sDl34aCWE1
26 August 2020 : So the RNC controls the weather? That's a big leap from "the Jews control the weather," so I'll take it.
26 August 2020 : Getting dressed up and pretending there are bars to go to, even though it’s raining so there aren’t. What a fun 2020 hobby. pic.twitter.com/IaF5giuoUq
25 August 2020 : Oh well I guess that solves that! Thanks, Xander!
25 August 2020 : One time a guy saw me on Bumble, didn't match, figured out an email address for me, and sent me 4 paragraphs about silence & killing me. “I am just waiting for the day I get the go ahead to grab a rifle. Because a peaceful resolution will not occur. You parasites are a plague.” pic.twitter.com/qtfiG1EXtJ
25 August 2020 : are there gate lice still, or are people afraid to do that now?
25 August 2020 : Set a courthouse or corporation on fire, and let someone (who has marched with you) get a goddamn drink.
25 August 2020 : Pls do.
25 August 2020 : Donatism can’t march forever.
25 August 2020 : As a communist, I say your only mistake was assuming a leftist guy wouldn’t be a shit bag. This is why we don’t need our own dating app.
25 August 2020 : yeah u wont let him sleep
25 August 2020 : Being afraid of Antifa boogeymen, but supporting the FOP, which is definitely the largest active terrorist organization in the United States.
25 August 2020 : mmmm idk looks like he was doing the laying and you did the waking. that face!
25 August 2020 : Is the caption you or the cat, bc I believe kitten.
25 August 2020 : Don't they have another Quentin Tarantino film to boycott or something? Internal hate documents to draft up? Truly don't understand why anyone would think they're wanted around by anyone who actually wants change.
25 August 2020 : Can't believe you don't want people from the FOP, the largest terrorist organization in the United States, at community activist events.
25 August 2020 : But would you start if your job was fact checking Trump?
25 August 2020 : A donut made of beer is like one step up from deep fried beer, which is gross and weird.
25 August 2020 : I guess life has been really hard on Travis since that DC Q rally 😢
25 August 2020 : Once again absolutely thrilled to hear that my business, which cannot operate, may or may not receive some kind of tax relief. Going from 50-70k a month in revenue to $0, I am excited to learn what kind of taxes I'll have to pay.
25 August 2020 : Which is a better horrible spin: "past involvement in revenge porn" or "candidate-involved child pornography distribution"? https://twitter.com/jonshorman/status/1298297886619439106
25 August 2020 : "candidate-involved child pornography distribution"
25 August 2020 : THIS FUCKING GUY.
25 August 2020 : Renting a uhaul to personally deliver 10,000 dead peoples ballots to the ballot box.
25 August 2020 : Hell yeah good job Michael Tracey. pic.twitter.com/EL5xTKflDo
25 August 2020 : Please don’t do this to Maryland.
25 August 2020 : I’m sure most of the people I’ve said that to do as well — in fact, I only say it in heavy Christian areas bc otherwise I could get in trouble. It’s an indicator that one is being rude and nasty, and perhaps has personal issues their god could help them with.
25 August 2020 : "Fucking awesome, best year of my life" for anyone not a client. For clients, "not great."
25 August 2020 : Yuup I was in Anacostia and they told us that they didn't think I could safely walk the dog alone. Nevermind I went for walks alone without a dog.
25 August 2020 : I tried to adopt and was told my neighborhood was too dangerous lol.
25 August 2020 : You are now the secretary of the academic calendar for BGE.
25 August 2020 : "I'm going to pray for you."
25 August 2020 : Alexandria, too.
25 August 2020 : If I start publishing the death threats I've received on social media over the last 5 years for daring to be a woman with opinions, maybe I'll win president via write ins.
25 August 2020 : Given how many democrats have messaged me on Hinge to make fun of me for supporting Bernie, can’t say I really see why you wouldn’t want your potential significant other to know your politics out of the gate. Maybe DC is weird. https://twitter.com/samoyedcore/status/1297989774922276864
25 August 2020 : People thinking their long gone jobs are EVER returning is wild.
25 August 2020 : No thank you.
25 August 2020 : This video fucking rules.
25 August 2020 : Some, yeah. pic.twitter.com/1GzAH0AJKx
25 August 2020 : Ew
25 August 2020 : For talking or listening? I got some Bose for $90 that would be great if I didn’t have long hair, but I honestly don’t know how their phone quality is bc I only use them for running.
25 August 2020 : lots daughters drugging and raping him to repopulate the earth seemed very problematic to me
25 August 2020 : Oh ok thank u do u have more life tips
25 August 2020 : I literally own a business that operates in North and South America and Europe. I’ve also done blow.
25 August 2020 : Those billboards in LA in 2013 were great, so maybe.
25 August 2020 : Our bars don’t suck ass and they’re open late in normal times.
25 August 2020 : shit, we *all* have the brainworms.
25 August 2020 : your first draft was better 🤣
25 August 2020 : "qantas and qanon " is 17 characters. coincidence??? probably not. sounds like you've baked up something very big, anon.
25 August 2020 : Perhaps he was always on coke.
25 August 2020 : @why_sophie_why , @IwriteOK devastating news for behind the bastards sponsorships.
25 August 2020 : lol this is so epic oh wait didn't bush lie and people died and now he's a hero? pic.twitter.com/mYDF7I0NbV
25 August 2020 : do you think coronavirus would spread quickly if everyone participating did their lines off of the same table behind the stage?
25 August 2020 : It's important to remember that @ddale8 doesn't drink, which honestly makes him some kind of fucking superhero, bc I downed a bottle of wine tonight. pic.twitter.com/LVndGi8Cop
25 August 2020 : "Kimberly Guilfoyle made Howard Dean look like low energy JEB!" is my favorite take.
25 August 2020 : "Everything I don't agree with is anarchical, socialist, and communist." - Rick Santorum
25 August 2020 : Hell yeah pic.twitter.com/tqsqXzIWs6
25 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Ogk7q8HZwi
25 August 2020 : Cocaine.
25 August 2020 : Sorry I couldn't be this eloquent https://twitter.com/Truthse41012332/status/1247173843505909760?s=20
25 August 2020 : Fuck, ok, I guess if you say so.
25 August 2020 : can't believe the "cosmopolitan is a bad word" lady would associate with a nazi 😔
25 August 2020 : If other people aren't suffering, it's not worth it for them.
25 August 2020 : i would do my leftist civic duty, and vote for joe in at least 6 states if i thought this was true.
25 August 2020 : Oh my god that's why I couldn't stop laughing. He's like a fucking high school student whose parents unexpectedly came home early and crashed the party. "Just gotta keep perfect delivery and they'll NEVER NOTICE MY FACE."
25 August 2020 : Signing up to bartend at the RNC tomorrow night, just so I can try out the incredibly high quality blow that is fueling this event.
25 August 2020 : The absolute best thing someone could do to my small business during coronavirus is burn it the fuck down. Like, if I was a store and not a service, I would pray to all gods that someone burned me down.
25 August 2020 : Absolutely howling with laughter over Don Jr's coke eyes. Like holy shit, my guy, did you need to do THAT much blow tonight?
25 August 2020 : idk there was a long enough pause between the two words that i feel like she usually uses "black" as the full noun, so that might be the answer.
25 August 2020 : Nikki Haley: Of course, we respect every black. ... Life.
25 August 2020 : CAPITALISM IS A FAILED SYSTEM.
25 August 2020 : If Joe Biden is going to be like Fidel Castro, I am willing to knock on doors for him.
25 August 2020 : "I'm sorry you were held hostage in Turkey, but Erdogan was really nice to me." INCREDIBLE SHIT.
25 August 2020 : AMERICA.
25 August 2020 : Pretty sure this is negligent homicide, Philip.
25 August 2020 : Saving Steve Scalise is a good argument for defunding and abolishing the police.
25 August 2020 : Wow I remember when I was young and naive and fucking shocked when I was watching Stephen Miller live and he said "cosmopolitan bias" to Jim Acosta. Now Kimberly Guilfoyle is screaming to the RNC about "cosmopolitan bias."
25 August 2020 : Why is she saying "America" like that???
25 August 2020 : I have literally never heard someone say "America" the way Kimberly Guilfoyle is at the RNC. It sounds like it's prerecorded and being played over her live voice each time she says it.
25 August 2020 : But Jordan, they need to keep low quality apartments out of their neighborhood.
25 August 2020 : Daniel. fuck. 😂
25 August 2020 : Hello I would like to retract all previous statements of mine regarding having had coronavirus. Just kidding. Did not. Anyway, moving on! https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1298066607131041794
25 August 2020 : If looting and rioting is allowed in blue cities, why am I so fucking broke?
25 August 2020 : "The Covid, we could call it many different things, from the china virus to other things."
25 August 2020 : That’s about to be one month of rent for waterfront property in buzzard point or navy yard, so I guess that.
24 August 2020 : If I was a widow, you would feel bad about this tweet. Smh.
24 August 2020 : So proud of you and this Kennedy attack.
24 August 2020 : Imagine being afraid of literal children bouncing balls? Holy shit my guy. pic.twitter.com/T4ZNQ8hrFN
24 August 2020 : Fucking king shit. https://twitter.com/months_away/status/1297983493616656393
24 August 2020 : He’s not actually fucking dead. It wasn’t a threat or a command. What is the point of this? “If my husband died I would be a widow, so you should vote for him” is some real galaxy brain shit. https://twitter.com/laurenkennedyma/status/1297949176316264448
24 August 2020 : This is so unbelievably stupid. “It is I, the theoretical widow!” Oh my god get fucked.
24 August 2020 : Literal instructions on where to find him if you’re looking for him and want to hire him.
24 August 2020 : What the actual fuck is wrong with these people? I hope these 8 in 10 Republicans answered the survey when the $600 unemployment money still existed. pic.twitter.com/YbdoQHVYHw
24 August 2020 : I have literally no idea what you are trying to communicate to me.
24 August 2020 : Someone give me a job. I’m very smart. pic.twitter.com/2F3bT9EJ5l
24 August 2020 : Wow who could have seen this coming. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1288669496866148353?s=20
24 August 2020 : Number one question I’ve gotten throughout my years of writing about police brutality: “oh is your boyfriend black?”
24 August 2020 : I can pretty much tie any police take back to the BPD, don't worry. They are awful and my brain is full of information about them.
24 August 2020 : Once a man on OKCupid sent me a 127 page PDF manifesto, which is basically #10.
24 August 2020 : I swear I'm not stalking your tweets, but Twitter keeps refreshing with your police takes.
24 August 2020 : Yes. Also, see: Baltimore's GTTF. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/testimony-reveals-gun-squads-overtime-practices/15916531
24 August 2020 : Look, the FOP is the largest dues collecting terrorist association that's active in the US, and if those other terrorists wanted to be treated respectfully, they should also form a lobbying group.
24 August 2020 : I mean, I'm glad people are finally accepting reality.
24 August 2020 : The idea that everyone wants to buy a car and live closer to an Applebee's is unhinged.
24 August 2020 : Byyyyyye. pic.twitter.com/U7W82apLZG
24 August 2020 : It's so wild, I always have and can't imagine not. I love hate watching shit.
24 August 2020 : This whole article just took me back to this video, which I had previously repressed. https://twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1164217281087528965?s=20
24 August 2020 : I tweeted at Bloomberg every time he posted reminding him of his sexual harassment charges, literally just stating facts, and people were constantly telling me that I was a nasty Bernie bro and I should be ashamed and go back to Russia.
24 August 2020 : excuse me, but i dont remember architects of the iraq war endorsing clinton at the dnc, and maybe that was their *real* mistake. they're learning!
24 August 2020 : this is the nicest thing anyone has ever promised to do for me. pic.twitter.com/k9Xp0gSDum
24 August 2020 : i want to do this for rahm emanuel but what if he dies and i miss it.
24 August 2020 : this is basically cheating at life. genius. pic.twitter.com/xIJete4acm
24 August 2020 : I have never hated an advertisement the way I hate this one. If this was normal 2020, I'd be in Malibu now. pic.twitter.com/pQh3zxN7zx
24 August 2020 : I’d guess Ben Shapiro and this guy have at least two things in common: a love for obnoxiously “debating” and a lack of pleasing women. pic.twitter.com/gJrVH8OhXt
24 August 2020 : https://twitter.com/molls/status/1297734094407663617?s=20
24 August 2020 : Gotta work to keep your 15 year old from becoming emancipated, but can't work so hard on it you miss the big show. Duh!
24 August 2020 : well, he also said he's withdrawing from LP and Twitter so.
24 August 2020 : and here we go https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJk1fVe9/
24 August 2020 : Oh, by same end I mean I think LP is trying to move the dems right so they're in charge, and Trump is in charge, so there's that. No that they're working together. I'm sure their home life is hell, which idgaf about the two of them, but children shouldn't be dealing with that.
24 August 2020 : I think they’re both power hungry assholes who chose different means to the same end tbh.
24 August 2020 : Trump or not, the personality traits we have seen left me unsurprised when Claudia talked about abuse.
24 August 2020 : Focusing on keeping my daughter from outing me as I continue to abuse her.
24 August 2020 : lol ok Kellyanne. pic.twitter.com/zawNXhj6mA
24 August 2020 : I feel like it’s a little late to save her relationship with Claudia.
24 August 2020 : Just John Kasich, Tulsi Gabbard, and us lefties, all hanging out in the dem tent. Except no Linda Sarsour.
24 August 2020 : Oh my god when do we get to the point as a society that I never have to hear Rahm Emanuel's dumb thoughts about anything, ever again?
24 August 2020 : For a simple and obtainable $800 a month, you can have a $50 copay to get your pee problem checked out.
24 August 2020 : Have you considered the very affordable and reasonable option of COBRA?
24 August 2020 : Yeah, just seems really wild to me that people are so confused that some of us really thrive on that social interaction throughout the day, and even rely on it to do well! My company is just me, so idc if it's just a 2 min convo by the microwave.
24 August 2020 : bought out by big kombucha i see
24 August 2020 : I mean, I've had jobs I fucking hated, but they weren't better as a wfh situation -- and I know, bc I did try it with them before quitting. It's really weird you think that people can't have different reactions to stuff than you. Good luck with that in the future.
24 August 2020 : Not everyone's brain works like yours. It has nothing to do with being stoked to go to work.
24 August 2020 : I understand its not total isolation for the entire day, but when I worked from home I was at 40% and once I got an office, it was 100%. It is isolation and lack of stimulation during the time in which you are working. A happy hour or kickball game doesnt help me perform at work.
24 August 2020 : Ok. There's a bunch of us that work better when we aren't sitting in isolation all day, though. I own my company, and I pay to use WeWork for a reason.
24 August 2020 : I don’t love my job. I just love not being isolated all day.
24 August 2020 : I miss unlimited coffee in mugs I’m not responsible for.
24 August 2020 : How anyone can hear him and not think this, idk.
23 August 2020 : WHAT??? Why you be penalized for that?
23 August 2020 : yeah i was gonna fail otherwise, i never showed up to shit.
23 August 2020 : They had to erase all of our unexcused absences and give everyone one unexcused absence bc the attendance guy was fucking students and I think this has turned into a solid argument against high school.
23 August 2020 : I would die and hide at the same time, but that's my knee jerk reaction to seeing almost anyone from HS. Thankfully they usually don't recognize me.
23 August 2020 : Yes, also would you like to be one of the 144,000 converts?End days will be happening any time now! 🙄
23 August 2020 : "didn't sing showtunes in class" lmao fuck.
23 August 2020 : My hs was like the kids on yearbook also were the kids doing the hard drugs on the weekends and partying and cheerleading. I think we were weird, perhaps.
23 August 2020 : That was absolutely popular girl at my hs!
23 August 2020 : You gotta vote or the fascists will rob you of your confidence in holding your own food.
23 August 2020 : I almost never want to see roses again after this weekend, fuck.
23 August 2020 : The person who gave me covid has been saying exactly that for months.
23 August 2020 : Aaron Coleman, truly the feminist hero and savior of our lifetimes.
23 August 2020 : I love that she turned off replies in order to avoid being given history lessons.
23 August 2020 : The responses to this about him being symptom free are wild. I showed no symptoms except exercise intolerance (and most people aren’t running ten miles sooooo), and yet I had covid.
23 August 2020 : I have never seen dc like this. Private landlords are obviously not smart and in some cases raising prices, and meanwhile I’m seeing places I was interested in pre pandemic renting 1 bed 1 bath for what a studio used to cost.
23 August 2020 : That’s not a studio in the picture but yeah same building, full size fridge/oven, legal code bathroom, floor to ceiling windows, rooftop access. They’re down to $1565 a month with 2 months free rent, 6 months free parking.
23 August 2020 : The absolutely absurd notion that my basement studio is still worth $1,450 when up to code studios in this building on the water are effectively $1,300. pic.twitter.com/4Iz2OKkySA
23 August 2020 : What’s the point of my landlord doing a walk through when he’s already told me he’s stealing my deposit? 🤔
23 August 2020 : What the fuck. Please stop. pic.twitter.com/B9bZEqTLh2
23 August 2020 : This tweet is cyber bullying.
23 August 2020 : Ah I miss canvassing so much!! Are a lot of people answering doors?
23 August 2020 : I feel like any 13 year old girl would know this is a bullshit argument so no need to be a pro. At least Matty Y is coming in with the hot takes to deflect attention and anger!
23 August 2020 : The only good take i have seen. Thank you.
23 August 2020 : PREACH!
23 August 2020 : Gimme the list of men who won't put my goddamn ketchup in the fridge so that I know who I can date with long term potential. Help. Thanks.
23 August 2020 : Grim has to know his argument is absolute bullshit.
23 August 2020 : The rose garden discourse would be more interesting if I hadn’t spent the day moving my possessions into a storage unit since they fucked us on unemployment. pic.twitter.com/Tp7qrgUvoh
23 August 2020 : Please return our election.
23 August 2020 : God bless you.
22 August 2020 : What a great way to summarize how I feel.
22 August 2020 : I have not. I guess I’ll have to watch it now! I was way more upset when it was fresh, now I just assume everyone on bumble has several families.
22 August 2020 : Yes. One day her job transferred her to dc, so he changed our locks and took me on an 8 hour museum, lunch, and dinner date while she moved in.
22 August 2020 : Can’t believe I once posted that content of me but with a Sparks and on MySpace for FREE. Someone go tell 18 year old me what’s up. F.
22 August 2020 : I find myself wondering about my ex who had a secret family a lot lately. Did he have another secret second family when quarantine started? How has he been making it work? Did he introduce them and call it a quarantine bubble? So many questions.
22 August 2020 : My favorite was when I wrote a lot and wrote a piece about Bumble. Men could not contain themselves and would always admit they recognized my profile from a screenshot in the article in huffpo.
22 August 2020 : Hi I’m Manda and I’m looking to wear a bikini and paint the word “NO” on my stomach so I can parade about the house when you have colleagues over trying to get you to take a more important position.
22 August 2020 : It would be so fun if he saw my tweet for real tho. My bumble and twitter profile pics are the same.
22 August 2020 : Now I can use my Bumble screenshots to out you for the moderate you really are!
22 August 2020 : Like not everyone needs public office and this guy still doesn’t have a frontal lobe so let’s move on. Grim has to know his argument is crap!
22 August 2020 : lmao what woman is signing up for this fucking project/chore oh my god. Girl, run...unless you want a 38 year old child. pic.twitter.com/P1cy7v0U4g
22 August 2020 : lmao what woman is signing up for this fucking project/chore oh my god. pic.twitter.com/uMRwGyDcZY
22 August 2020 : Fucking wild reading responses saying it’s the lack of justice, as though the entire Baltimore PD and all of their victims don’t exist.
22 August 2020 : Whatever, probably you’re just a Russian bot.
22 August 2020 : The DC jail siren becomes more apocalyptic feeling every Saturday.
22 August 2020 : No one should get punched but Fig and Olive is far superior to Olive Garden, even without the breadsticks.
22 August 2020 : Dumb.
22 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/LcM9NiEE3h
22 August 2020 : she can go talk here! pic.twitter.com/ckSuY753yg
22 August 2020 : give us double layer masks with hundreds inside.
22 August 2020 : 😡
21 August 2020 : Lmao what the fuck. I can’t believe this person blocked me I have so many questions for them.
21 August 2020 : What’s it say for the blocked
21 August 2020 : Isn’t this just like. What everyone does before a first date?
21 August 2020 : Truly cursed content you’ve brought into my feed.
21 August 2020 : What the fuck.
21 August 2020 : Science bad.
21 August 2020 : Gotta get that Gravel 2020 merch!
21 August 2020 : Put this on Spotify. https://twitter.com/nicklutsko/status/1296579321956630528
21 August 2020 : Help. pic.twitter.com/i3gb5naVGw
21 August 2020 : Did they already have CUFI this year? I’m sure she can score an invite to that too. pic.twitter.com/lIwE2F3q1o
21 August 2020 : Literally why I applied. Confirmed 3 times in my interview.
21 August 2020 : Offensive. pic.twitter.com/ATcQyXPHLF
21 August 2020 : Enjoy your DNC bullshit. pic.twitter.com/sb96y33vVQ
20 August 2020 : Maybe BLM was written with crushed up Ritalin and she's going to snort it in the second photo.
20 August 2020 : As someone who owns a modeling and marketing agency, I would like to be the one to tell her this is bad and doesn't make sense. I would not submit this to a client.
20 August 2020 : do you think she plans to erase "black lives matter" with that duster? like why else does she have it outside?
20 August 2020 : mystery hell image haunting my dreams.
20 August 2020 : where is this picture from help i'm going to have nightmares about it and i need all the details
20 August 2020 : Please explain what is happening in this photograph. Why the duster.
20 August 2020 : I put my last $5,000 into my business to process refunds and pay for work completed, and I received a $1,000 PPP. I am not a rich person. I lose my housing in 2 days. "Shame game" get fucked. pic.twitter.com/VxGxCxj4Hh
20 August 2020 : Buying a CD player so I can play the Now! Healthcare compilations whenever I'm sick.
20 August 2020 : A good walk up song just made the screws in my ankle disappear without the surgery I thought I needed to remove them. God bless.
20 August 2020 : Is this still only for those poor yet with a car, or have us carless poors been invited yet?
20 August 2020 : Unexpected?! Look, I own a video marketing agency and I’m a writer. Someone hire me for one or both of these things, because I’m obviously able to predict the future. pic.twitter.com/WJAmv9BFHU
20 August 2020 : Gotta get that PR spin on there! Cozy!
20 August 2020 : Though I would also guess 10K really wants to charge a lot more for those studios. Almost all the red spots are 2 months free, with a couple being 1.5 months free, and many have a second deal. No deposit, free parking, no amenities fee, etc. pic.twitter.com/K5fdszAa1e
20 August 2020 : Yeah but you can move to Watermark at Buzzard Point for $1,581 for a studio with 2 months free and 6 months free parking right now and actually be riverfront with a view.
20 August 2020 : Studios super super suck now, and they sucked before the pandemic. We're poor and want to be not homeless, we don't want to live in a closet.
20 August 2020 : I’m starting a grifting consulting service to grift the grifters. https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1296450666169327620
20 August 2020 : Hmm. Ok. Well sounds like you should try only patronizing smart places!
20 August 2020 : History always supports cops.
20 August 2020 : You think restaurants are created around Uber’s delivery fees?
20 August 2020 : I dropped out of college and predicted this, someone give me his job.
20 August 2020 : Everyone wants that sweet UI money.
20 August 2020 : Can you wear 2 pens and 3 collars in jail? https://twitter.com/peteralexander/status/1296440341353115654
20 August 2020 : this cannot possibly be real pls stop.
20 August 2020 : you could literally get a waterfront studio in buzzard point for less than i pay by the year with their discounts rn. I'm in a BASEMENT.
20 August 2020 : yeah i kept filling my personal landlord's name into the commercial spot, but mine is even funnier bc no one will ever pay this rent he's asking for again and he thinks they will.
20 August 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/huBKI3OXU3
20 August 2020 : Reminiscing on how the one time I tried to be kind and go out with a lawyer, I ended up yelling "OBJECTION 402" during the middle of one of his awful, self centered, incredibly dull stories. Now I refuse to date lawyers.
20 August 2020 : Yes.
20 August 2020 : Baltimore City schools close when it's too hot outside bc they don't have ac, but a solution to COVID seems to be "open the windows" so lots of places are fucked.
20 August 2020 : ANY trace amount of lead is bad for kids. PERIOD. When America realized lead poisoning permanently damaged children, laws changed so that engines couldn't start if lead was in the gas. Lead poisoning among white kids plummeted. $600 million doesnt touch what happened in Flint.
20 August 2020 : I only have a HS diploma, so, you know. Us scammers gotta scam 😔
20 August 2020 : This DNC shit is cool, but 6 years ago today, Kajieme Powell was murdered in the street by STL police. Black lives matter. They mattered then. They matter now. If you have to beg for something to matter, it inherently is more important than things you don't have to beg for.
20 August 2020 : I have so many questions.
20 August 2020 : It's August 19 2014. Kajieme Powell is murdered by STL police. It's May 2015. MPD has used snow plows to hide us from tourists for 9 months. Mosby is pretending to charge Freddie Gray' murderers. It will be months until Obama says BLM is yelly but kinda ok. "It is what it is." pic.twitter.com/KntAphB2MG
20 August 2020 : Please stop blowing up my dating spot. I don’t want david brooks coming in looking for a child bride. I’m too old for him and he’s too insufferable for me.
20 August 2020 : I broke my leg in multiple spots and was confined to my home alone for over a month last year and I wore deodorant what the fuck.
20 August 2020 : There is one positive thing about 2020. pic.twitter.com/Jsx2BFlRzR
19 August 2020 : 😡
19 August 2020 : I barely graduated high school, but I maintained a 3.89 majoring in Arabic in college because Adderall helped me become a functioning human. Soooo fuck off with your 2% mess. https://twitter.com/wearemel/status/1296080806427930624
19 August 2020 : Well, can’t let the ladies get TOO lippy, you know.
19 August 2020 : Tell them to listen to like one episode of 2LiveJew.
19 August 2020 : Guess they finally got Loomered. pic.twitter.com/xZYo4Pxz5V
19 August 2020 : can i drink my own piss if i'm being held hostage and not being given water?
19 August 2020 : I...what? Men don't get to decide what to tweet in America? I mean, I fucking wish I got to personally censor all men, but. pic.twitter.com/6TKcIBdR2V
19 August 2020 : thank god you're back, i was tired of having to actually read about unemployment instead of getting a summary.
19 August 2020 : I would explain it to you, but a college degree is like $75,000 in the US, so I'll need you to CashApp me first. Can't have the secrets getting out for free!
19 August 2020 : Like, *paid* paid. pic.twitter.com/48GNijocWp
19 August 2020 : I’m sorry, is he saying that cops are an ethnic group with sub-100 IQs? Like. This doesn’t even track when it’s all put together. The protected and disenfranchised class of people who enforce laws with violence.
19 August 2020 : Just Matt congratulating his newly adopted adult daughter, Laura Loomer. No parodies here.
19 August 2020 : Yup. It's only burritos for the bumpkins.
19 August 2020 : Anyway Jon, just an FYI — I dropped out of Maryland, so I speak for the people. pic.twitter.com/ppQDcFDzNJ
19 August 2020 : Hey Twitter I noticed you have a typo about Laura Loomer on the trending section, so I fixed it for you. pic.twitter.com/ULTOObdAvs
19 August 2020 : There's a 400 level history class where they teach you about columbusing stuff and also types of bread.
19 August 2020 : "recently i had a friend. this is definitely a thing that happened."
19 August 2020 : Oh no! I'm sorry to hear that.
19 August 2020 : I just call it 👹🧀
19 August 2020 : I know it’s the movement not a person but I’m sitting here packing up all my stuff as I lose my apartment due to complete inaction by every level of elected officials I have, and now I’m near tears. Fuck Lis Smith. pic.twitter.com/y0L9wwV2en
19 August 2020 : Also a good friend would take you to Mangialardo's when you’re visiting DC, where you can simply order a G Man AND have the best sub in the city.
19 August 2020 : Irl, when you interact with people whose brains aren’t rotted yet, everyone will think you’re weird.
19 August 2020 : I reference it at least one a month so when it’s actually relevant, it’s my time to shine.
19 August 2020 : You can see why it’s burned into my tiny uneducated brain years later.
19 August 2020 : https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/11/opinion/how-we-are-ruining-america.html
19 August 2020 : Big David Brooks energy. pic.twitter.com/NPljh4eZGa
19 August 2020 : Wow so now I can’t order an Italian sub AND I don’t know what colonization is. Christ.
19 August 2020 : When your monthly box of pills turns into one pill shaped house. pic.twitter.com/FFfg7ETZV4
19 August 2020 : I absolutely love all the people replying and talking about election law for dem primaries lmao
19 August 2020 : Absolutely cursed content.
19 August 2020 : Hello please see this response and suffer with me https://twitter.com/moebym/status/1295918982315171840?s=21
19 August 2020 : Holy fucking shit im going to have to rewatch Kasich talking to a camera that isn’t on in a field just to calm down https://twitter.com/moebym/status/1295918982315171840?s=21
19 August 2020 : Yes! I hate it!!! Such a gross attack. Did you know REAL WOMEN are never nudes?
19 August 2020 : Who could it be?! 🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/AGV6CN5SWa
19 August 2020 : Yeah, it’s Tulsi Gabbard, and they’ll just replay her 2015 CUFI speech.
19 August 2020 : help its getting worse https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1295931214872838149?s=21 https://twitter.com/mmpadellan/status/1295931214872838149
19 August 2020 : Ugh but does he have a wife? If a grown ass adult called me their mommy and told me to use my mommyness (?) to fix their problems, I would lose my fucking mind. I can’t believe the best case scenario here is one person said this, another typed it, and both thought it was good.
19 August 2020 : What the fuck.
19 August 2020 : Lindsey Graham is now replacing Kerry Washington as the emcee tomorrow night.
19 August 2020 : Haha! ...Unless?
19 August 2020 : It's ok, I hear Cheney is tomorrow's surprise.
19 August 2020 : the only joke any of us can make for the next 48 hours.
19 August 2020 : Goddammit! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295927269450489857?s=20
19 August 2020 : Worst person, great point, internal shame agreeing, etc. pic.twitter.com/0aYj850Qbl
19 August 2020 : that's just self care, bb.
19 August 2020 : thank u, thank u, ok i'll talk thursday.
19 August 2020 : He is gonna do whatever it takes to make sure people who can afford healthcare have healthcare, duh.
19 August 2020 : Same. I miss my cult experience.
19 August 2020 : I hate that you told me this even though I turned it off five minutes ago, even though I know regularly attending DC SoulCycle has made me be near just the worst people.
19 August 2020 : https://twitter.com/jimsignorelli/status/1295903320238850048?s=20
19 August 2020 : You know, when @anxietywizard made me this Zoom background to use while virtual speed dating, I didn't realize the boys were back in town *for the DNC.* Colin Powell today, maybe Bolton tomorrow? pic.twitter.com/h6EanxMgJ6
19 August 2020 : Honestly had a moment where I thought Ady Barkan was gonna say “Americans should get the hell out” when he was saying “Americans should get the healthcare they need." Guess I'm projecting.
19 August 2020 : No, Scooter Libby.
19 August 2020 : me too.
19 August 2020 : it makes every minute last at least 180 seconds.
19 August 2020 : usually without a colin powell countdown chyron tho
19 August 2020 : This screenshot is just so fucking depressing. This DNC shit sucks. pic.twitter.com/DKwzKiD7Pk
18 August 2020 : I regret to inform you all that AOC’s 60 second prerecorded speech tonight has been scrapped in order to accommodate a shocking endorsement from Scooter Libby, filmed in George Conway’s living room.
18 August 2020 : I regret to inform you all that AOC’s 60 second prerecorded speech tonight has been scrapped in order to accommodate a shocking live, 15 minuteminute endorsement from Scooter Libby.
18 August 2020 : Every time you reject a war criminal, you simultaneously accept Donald Trump. Sorry. It is science.
18 August 2020 : MY BOYFRIEND TOOK MY DOG'S LIFE SAVINGS.
18 August 2020 : My evangelical father gave me one and I don’t hate it and now you’ve given me a complex about what back problems I must have. pic.twitter.com/fejn0Jz9Vq
18 August 2020 : If it wasn’t for my horse [3F], I [32F] wouldn’t have spent that year in college
18 August 2020 : Literally have another chance to kill your soul in less than 4 hours.
18 August 2020 : I mean, no shit.
18 August 2020 : Attempting to work from home is making me lose my mind, so I plan to go back to WeWork as soon as I have clients.
18 August 2020 : Epic drug crimes. pic.twitter.com/SwjjQElanY
18 August 2020 : Ok but she mouthed a bad word on the tv!
18 August 2020 : Yeah I basically see no benefit to running my business out of DC instead of somewhere that is actually...doing something to help.
18 August 2020 : It's almost unbelievable that this is what is going on.
18 August 2020 : There is literally no chance I'm the only person losing my house this week (despite whatever bs "evictions are banned but your landlord can harass you and you can simply accrue $10,000 in debt, good luck" rules). It's going to be pretty expensive to deal with that, too, citywide.
18 August 2020 : I've been trying to find anything and it's just...crickets. How there isn't an outcry about the complete lack of in depth explanation is beyond me. Perhaps I can sit in front of her house and wait to ask her in person?
18 August 2020 : I cannot get over this injustice. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1295544451453145088
18 August 2020 : $105 a week is really going far for me, I love it.
18 August 2020 : Exactly. pic.twitter.com/zPKCbiJr6I
18 August 2020 : I live next door to this (until I lose my housing Sunday!) and, like many in this neighborhood, I dont have a car. Thanks, Muriel!
18 August 2020 : @accidental_left
18 August 2020 : Hi @MayorBowser @MurielBowser please explain what you plan to do about unemployment in the city. Your citizens are going hungry. We are losing our homes. If you won’t give us an extra $400, what WILL you do?
18 August 2020 : No.
18 August 2020 : He should go a frat's satellite house.
18 August 2020 : Hmmm, if this is our standard, PolitiFact, I say 6 pinocchios. https://twitter.com/JudgeNathan/status/1295478347015872515?s=20
18 August 2020 : I....he looks like his tie inflated like an airbag in a car accident. pic.twitter.com/mjFiDGMQBq
18 August 2020 : I have had too many cans of wine to adequately respond to this, but yes. Thank you!!
18 August 2020 : Fun fact, my business is down 100% to $0 annually and yet no one called me. Sad.
18 August 2020 : I'm a responsible adult, and also I go to New Safeway twice a day so might as well buy canned wine there.
18 August 2020 : I'm very drunk but have questions for you tomorrow.
18 August 2020 : If you really do please yell at at me there and tell me what to write about I need stability and structure. https://www.patreon.com/mandawritesthings
18 August 2020 : It's March 2, 2020 and I'm not yet totally depressed. The DNC situation isn't yet causing me to drink. COVID is only moderately fucking with my life. I am happy-ish. BERNIIIIIIE. pic.twitter.com/v1mmjzOa66
18 August 2020 : Woulda been way cooler the other way around, ngl
18 August 2020 : Yes. Source: I attended Calvary Road Christian School for 200 years.
18 August 2020 : Imagine a worse way to remember.
18 August 2020 : Very normal way to ask someone if they are okay. pic.twitter.com/nwmU93D2EX
18 August 2020 : I....I will literally give the DNC 20% off my rates to let me run their video production. I already had COVID, I'm safe, it's fine. pic.twitter.com/0UOji6ZHEq
18 August 2020 : Suzanne, please, listen, that's like 8 people. It's fine! Everything is fine!! Healthcare is cheap and accessible and there are no problems here, not at all!!!!
18 August 2020 : Speaking of using the Bible as a prop, Klobuchar, I was less offended when I was literally tear gassed so the president could hold a bible than I was when the DNC started off with Jesus yay.
18 August 2020 : I own a media production and marketing company and I'm losing my home due to COVID, but someone for real got paid to plan this shot? Fucking kill me. pic.twitter.com/g4DY9iZkBi
18 August 2020 : Love to have the DNC send an anti-abortion republican woman to tell me about lady issues.
18 August 2020 : Everyone* has the right to go on COBRA, Cody. *who has had a full time W2 job with benefits.
18 August 2020 : We could probably build the economy back better by keeping 30,000,000 Americans from becoming homeless, but we're losing that battle everyday, Gretchen.
18 August 2020 : Why is the lens filming Sara Gideon and Maggie Rogers so dirty? Did they not wipe it off? Did they not think to put a hood on it despite the sun and water? DNC, what is you doing? Jesus Christ, guys.
18 August 2020 : That's at the 2024 convention, when Qanon has fully overrun the GOP and Alex comes to talk at the DNC to endorse Joe Biden's dead body that's being held up like a puppet by George Conway.
18 August 2020 : Shia surprise, but a Wolf Blitzer remix.
18 August 2020 : A farmer, a Texan, *and* an Info Wars guest star cop? Hell yeah, sign me up.
18 August 2020 : "China Virus is cool, but have you tried EU Flu?" - Cuomo
18 August 2020 : "If we tell the right two conflicting messages back to back like the GOP does, they'll respect us!"
18 August 2020 : I've been at a total loss for this all day. What is her agenda here???????????
18 August 2020 : Self preservation, I like it.
18 August 2020 : One laptop for work, one for Twitter. One drink for work, two for the DNC. pic.twitter.com/NmQRHv0J4c
18 August 2020 : There are no good cops. Sorry, DNC.
18 August 2020 : There are no good cops.
18 August 2020 : Mayor Bowser: I imagine an America with police who have deep pockets, and where jump outs can be the law of the land.
18 August 2020 : I would have gone for more Purge or Silent Hill sounding alarms and music than weird country music to play over Nazis and the paper towel incident, but what do I know.
18 August 2020 : I hate myself, Brian. I don’t have a choice.
18 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/QmL5o1Z41s
18 August 2020 : Jesus and America, my two favorite things!
18 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/xvVrYWTh0g
18 August 2020 : I can’t be that way.
18 August 2020 : How much wine do I need to buy rn to get through the first night of the DNC?
18 August 2020 : This is the exact same energy I bring to protecting the people who work for me from assholes. Good for her. https://twitter.com/sortarican__/status/1294357095366754304
17 August 2020 : It’s February 1 2020 and some things are still funny. pic.twitter.com/CNz0i4ubnd
17 August 2020 : My unemployment would be higher AND this is prettier than 295. pic.twitter.com/AQQCvXjUls
17 August 2020 : It’s March 2 2020 😥😥😥 pic.twitter.com/ALD2jTisde
17 August 2020 : Wow the economy is doing so cool rn. All those students not getting COVID, all those college towns thriving, all those small landlords raking in cash from their jacked up shithole apartments they rent out to students. No thanks on that extra unemployment, I’m good.
17 August 2020 : The best question.
17 August 2020 : Can’t wait until 2024, when Qanon infiltrates the GOP to the point that we get to hear a Dem convention speech from Alex Jones himself, all about voting for Biden’s reanimated corpse, whose zombie mind is fully controlled by George Conway.
17 August 2020 : So proud to be a dem.
17 August 2020 : Yes.
17 August 2020 : Wow can’t believe my people are more excited by our bizarre and stupid end times fairytale than the Jewish people. We famously gave them fun roles to play!
17 August 2020 : Stunning.
17 August 2020 : No, I love that I lose my housing on Sunday so that Bowser can prove whatever point. Almost as much as I love that no one from her office has gotten back to me in the months I’ve been contacting them.
17 August 2020 : No, saying it happens among family plans implies it's not about lax personal security among family members, and is instead about the plans. It completely changes the meaning. At least, when you use reading comprehension.
17 August 2020 : Ya, so what I'm hearing is this is a user error, bad planning thing that's easily avoided. Whyyyy!!!
17 August 2020 : Sorry I assumed you meant the words you said, which directly implies the family PLANS are to blame, and not a bunch of shit you didn’t say.
17 August 2020 : Not “happens mostly between family members who give each other phones bc of lax security concerns among close people.” But “Happens with family PLANS mostly.” pic.twitter.com/rq83X5ymbr
17 August 2020 : I...you literally said it was family plans. Sorry you’re backtracking. I guess the answer to my original question is “stupidity.”
17 August 2020 : “Happens with family plans mostly” is literally in your tweet.
17 August 2020 : De-registering a phone has nothing to do with family plans. Perhaps an individual is lazier when giving a phone to a family member, but that’s on them. Not the plan.
17 August 2020 : I never gave it to the option that I'm aware of, but it happens from time to time. My old iPhone doesnt have an active SIM but it still gets my iMessages (no phone calls/green texts). But it's only logged in to my account, obvi. Dont sext boys who can't make their own accounts.
17 August 2020 : Like, I've had the email thing happen, but no one else uses my email account?
17 August 2020 : So the explanation is these two adult men are sharing an Apple account? I was better off not understanding, christ. Like, why would they do that. I would never text a guy a single thing in that case.
17 August 2020 : So then they're sharing an Apple account? I mean, when you FaceTime me, my watch, phone, and computers all ring, but my sister's phone doesn't. Nor do other devices that I am not logged into.
17 August 2020 : I’m so jealous you have a window.
17 August 2020 : Yeah I get that but that would mean they’re sharing an entire Apple account and phone number.
17 August 2020 : Weird. I had my sister on my plan for like 6 years and this never happened once.
17 August 2020 : Someone ELI5 how this could happen? I’m guessing she means “phone plan” and not “phone line.”
17 August 2020 : Except most of the horse is made of plastic and we can literally see through it.
17 August 2020 : Never been late on a quote or proposal deadline in my life, and I'm 7 days late on one now.
17 August 2020 : covid twitter brain 🙄
17 August 2020 : I forgot how to read around March 10. 😬
17 August 2020 : There’s a whole ass movie called White Oleander that’s about murdering shitty, lying men with oleander.
17 August 2020 : Sitting at the kids table on holidays as punishment for not having your own.
17 August 2020 : 😫😫
17 August 2020 : Ok me too. Thank you for your guidance.
17 August 2020 : My apartment is 400 square feet and over $1400 and it sucks. 800 square feet is huuuuge to me.
17 August 2020 : What do you think has changed in those two years?? This is inaccurate for most people for 2018. Source: I’ve been paying my bills longer than 24 months.
17 August 2020 : pls give it back
17 August 2020 : Trying hard to give a shit about the election when I'm losing my home in 7 days and, uh, I can't.
16 August 2020 : It’s amazing so many awful, otherwise unconnected men went on one trip.
16 August 2020 : We need to do something about the water.
16 August 2020 : Moist is an illegal word pls stop
16 August 2020 : I keep trying to get this one to start a reality show with me, but she will only be on camera w me when im post surgery. pic.twitter.com/lFRfS5cril
16 August 2020 : Almost definitely, I already have a ton of news. The never ending saga of my life.
16 August 2020 : It got worse after you left lol bc he finally started texting me back. Basically, I'm high maintenance because I don't think going on a walk around the block is a date. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Then I drank 3 cans of wine and was forced to do things against my will by the group.
16 August 2020 : A guy canceled our "picnic date" & told me all the other women he has asked on one knew it was a potluck & didnt ask him ridiculous questions like: Where exactly are we meeting so I can find the closest bathroom in advance? Do you have a blanket we can sit on since it's muddy?
14 August 2020 : How is it possible that the younger people who have no money and probably haven't started their own families feel more depression as they lose their jobs and homes???? HOW???????? Someone, do me a science!! Please! pic.twitter.com/fDXSTtEldx
14 August 2020 : Uh, should we tell her? pic.twitter.com/KzDhB6nNEG
14 August 2020 : 31% of dc renters cant pay our rent, so good fucking luck in like 5 weeks.
14 August 2020 : But I am glad to hear we were both likely inspired by the exact same amazing tweet hahaha.
14 August 2020 : So good. Those Gravel teens know what's up. @GravelInstitute
14 August 2020 : Nooooo!!! It took a really, really long time to get it. I ordered it within minutes of this tweet and I think I got it in like...September. But never getting it! Boo. pic.twitter.com/XCRcmcWM77
14 August 2020 : Perhaps the news highlight of 2020.
14 August 2020 : How do you still have the energy to expect logical consistency??
14 August 2020 : Project cost autofills to 1/3 of expenses, I mindlessly sign off on it anyway.
14 August 2020 : Ben, please stop bragging that you are actually responding to work emails. Wonder if I can create an entire proposal with predictive text.
14 August 2020 : 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 BUSINESS 👏🏻 CAN'T 👏🏻 LEGALLY 👏🏻 OPERATE 👏🏻 DO 👏🏻 BETTER 👏🏻 THAN 👏🏻 THE 👏🏻 PPP 👏🏻
14 August 2020 : lets go.
14 August 2020 : I'm unemployed and I write, someone give me his job.
14 August 2020 : I wish I could. It's just 🤯
14 August 2020 : These guys literally reference the communism in their messages!
14 August 2020 : Every app makes you pay to get rid of them now, but unfortunately even if I paid (lmao no) I wouldn't be able to filter out liberal from leftist. Please, I can barely tolerate the idea of fucking men who are proud Biden supporters, nevermind anything else. Ha.
14 August 2020 : Right wing and/or pro-capitalism men cry over the evil commie leftists all the time, but have 0 problems telling me the hammer and sickle on my dating profile isn't a problem for them.
14 August 2020 : well i think our elected officials will tweet sadly about it from their homes and then maybe do something in a month, but also maybe not. so i think we're gonna go to their houses everyday and tell them what's good?
14 August 2020 : Woke up at 7 am today wanting a g man thanks to you, so I’m reliving my formerly employed Friday tradition of going in to work late just to get one. pic.twitter.com/JKwNfHzlmV
14 August 2020 : Wait it’s that old?! Oh god. I didn’t realize or I would have started complaining even earlier. pic.twitter.com/4Z0j8VIDet
14 August 2020 : When did we leave the edge tho
14 August 2020 : This seems rude. pic.twitter.com/32XGEZYM6v
14 August 2020 : 91% 😫
14 August 2020 : this is simply the inevitable evolution of for free.
14 August 2020 : hmmm i dont know, voting by mail when you are homeless is sooooo easy, i feel like saving usps will really save america.
14 August 2020 : This is what I'm here for.
14 August 2020 : No! Bc it becomes gross in the fridge!!
14 August 2020 : is ketchup cold when you ask for it at a restaurant?
14 August 2020 : When you go to a restaurant where do they store it? The table!!
14 August 2020 : I am the left that Charlie Kirk says wants to cancel football. Sorry, y’all. Been making men on Hinge mad for years. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1246231753028755463
14 August 2020 : @_LawsonFerguson @jaredlholt I store it where it belongs! https://t.co/l6tljJ0dFl
14 August 2020 : My Hinge profile has said this for years and it makes a lot of dudes angry. I guess Charlie found me out. pic.twitter.com/uF6expQ4ai
14 August 2020 : Every fucking day from mid March until mid June.
14 August 2020 : 12.5 months ago I was buying Mike Gravel merch and donating money to Bernie, and it feels like a hundred lifetimes ago. pic.twitter.com/2jEaMjcrT6
14 August 2020 : Wow this was me last night. Good luck!
14 August 2020 : I have been 3 times, and I will continue to go everyday until they take away the $2 grande coffees.
14 August 2020 : Swiping furiously on Bumble so employed men can meet me for dates in the park, bearing these grocery store oysters and hot sauce until I can try each combination. pic.twitter.com/6txi5yOrLV
14 August 2020 : I have no real opinion on it either way, other than never hard another word from team Biden ever again and I thought it was weird to tell me their age.
13 August 2020 : I mean, it sure is something. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1293963022394949633?s=20
13 August 2020 : If it’s fully, where the hell do I and all the other $35+ an hour workers who rely on live events get jobs lol. Asking for myself and like 1,000 personal friends. Like seriously. Even CES is canceled.
13 August 2020 : Staycationing among the boxes stacked up in my apartment as I lose my housing. https://twitter.com/shanmcmahon_/status/1293616135171190784
13 August 2020 : ok i'll mail in at least 6 votes for her, then.
13 August 2020 : "My ex never got mad at me when I hit on other women in front of her, what's your fucking problem?"
13 August 2020 : Sorry, she's too busy giving another speech at CUFI then. pic.twitter.com/LReom0GyoQ
13 August 2020 : One wearing a Federalist "Kamala is a cop" t shirt.
13 August 2020 : ya that's why i specify i'm pretty laidback about a lot of things, like what's for dinner or what show we watch, and very high strung about work and shutting down misogyny.
13 August 2020 : I love the suggestions to call 311, like people who tried to get out of this alley for a week with this asshole blocking them didn't try that. pic.twitter.com/Wd5Wirv2vW
13 August 2020 : Who are these clowns not voting for Safeway? pic.twitter.com/z8lbta8Jrd
13 August 2020 : It really, really is. "I hate drama" said by anyone is like...a guarantee they create drama.
13 August 2020 : I almost forgot about that time a 12 year old texted me from Team Biden before I even got a chance to vote in my own primary. pic.twitter.com/hYu8kBbE1M
13 August 2020 : I haven't heard from anyone on Team Biden since this bizarre conversation. pic.twitter.com/VX0U0kiIgL
13 August 2020 : Yup! I was born in 88 loool
13 August 2020 : I never delete a text bc you never know when one of these fuckheads is gonna run for congress or something. pic.twitter.com/FjFRoKZLQG
13 August 2020 : No.
13 August 2020 : I once went out with a guy who was in his 40s and told me he was 27.
13 August 2020 : Look, a woman his own age wouldn't be able to raise all those kids for the next 20+ years AND take care of his elderly ass. Really, he's just being *fair*!
13 August 2020 : If a guy tells you he "hates drama," what he's really saying is he hates when you hold him accountable for the way he treats you.
13 August 2020 : idk he almost has a full frontal lobe and he still acts this way. Likely a forever condition. Can't wait for future women to see him on Tinder in 20 years. 44, looking for something casual, wants 2 kids, "hates drama."
13 August 2020 : Had me worried that you were suggesting this particular kind of douche can be reasoned with! pic.twitter.com/k3L1k2gPsn
13 August 2020 : Life tip: don’t fuck guys who say “____ is for the boys.”
13 August 2020 : I’m sorry were you at Safeway and did I somehow miss TREES there this morning?!?
13 August 2020 : It’s so good and they have free stuff!! pic.twitter.com/699arNYdFw
13 August 2020 : lol kinda yeah pic.twitter.com/jyZbicffvS
12 August 2020 : Ya see watching and waiting for my check! pic.twitter.com/wzCr9zhCmq
12 August 2020 : I mean, the only other thing it could be is that they're itching for riots. Though I suppose they could be incredibly, horribly stupid
12 August 2020 : I've been emailing you about the city failing me for a month, and you haven't acted. Imagine that.
12 August 2020 : Julian. Why.
12 August 2020 : Ah, the AITA motto!
12 August 2020 : I’m so sorry.
11 August 2020 : hey look i found $1,450 in my sofa and now i wont lose my home this month! thanks, steve!
11 August 2020 : Help help what does it say??? pic.twitter.com/8vFTPLH7T1
11 August 2020 : Every anti-Biden tweet is literally a vote for Trump.
11 August 2020 : so much for the tolerant left!
11 August 2020 : Being childfree, I've had countless people telling me that having kids gives life meaning. Now all of a sudden they're baffled about why single 20 and 30 somethings would rather risk having a stroke than continue to be home alone after FIVE MONTHS.
11 August 2020 : idk, creating an entirely new system while people waiting get evicted seems a lot cheaper than just ponying up the extra $300 per person at the federal level.
11 August 2020 : We’ve been in this for five months. Go fuck yourself if you think the problem is individual action.
11 August 2020 : 🎻
11 August 2020 : do the ben shapiro remix.
11 August 2020 : Someone sent this absolute unhinged mess to my business via the contact us form. It quotes both the Bible and, uh, Reddit? pic.twitter.com/N0oAheaqZz
11 August 2020 : 30,000,000 Americans are losing our homes because no one was willing to pay us to stay in them, but the COVID spread problem is definitely people doing outdoor brunch. 🙄
11 August 2020 : 30,000,000 Americans are losing our homes, but the problem is definitely people doing outdoor brunch.
10 August 2020 : It’s true, cancel culture must be stopped. pic.twitter.com/jr4NUAJ570
10 August 2020 : we're the mr big of the world: the absolute worst.
10 August 2020 : "I'm not an anti-vaxxer, but I'll definitely wait a year or two before getting the coronavirus vaccine."
10 August 2020 : The American Dream™
10 August 2020 : Agreed.
10 August 2020 : Absolutely thrilled that my business, which cannot operate, can maybe save on payroll taxes six months from now.
10 August 2020 : lol gonna print this out to hand (or snail mail) to everyone who keeps telling me DC isn't impacted, like, ok.
10 August 2020 : I haven't seen any evidence that shows most people get it more than once, but that's also not what I'm asking.
10 August 2020 : I'm wondering how long it is until people start hosting COVID dinner parties. Like, would you rather have it while you have COBRA and a home, or once you’re in a shelter or your elderly parents, uninsured, picking up Instacart shifts or benefits-free minimum wage grocery work?
9 August 2020 : Do you need my social as well?
9 August 2020 : Alex Jones says the nurses personally get millions.
9 August 2020 : My father says all deaths are counted as covid related deaths.
8 August 2020 : Literally don't see how this could go wrong.
8 August 2020 : Yeah it definitely is
7 August 2020 : I think the worst part about being single is I don’t have anyone to rub aloe onto my sunburnt back.
6 August 2020 : Worst person I know just made a good points. Cancel men. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1291090750503915521
6 August 2020 : Holy shit this is bleak. pic.twitter.com/2z5sIVKvLv
6 August 2020 : Did you lose your job in litigation or event planning? I've got some good news for you! pic.twitter.com/fI4Ed1imO0
6 August 2020 : hahah well to be fair, this tweet should be posted literally everywhere.
6 August 2020 : @accidental_left uh
5 August 2020 : Well if we're sharing personals, $600 is still putting me at half pay and in mounting debt. 🤷‍♀️
5 August 2020 : Yeah, 14 is old enough to decide and she already has.
5 August 2020 : I cannot wait until he tells the judge he wants to fight his wife for custody of his 14 year old daughter lmao. OP pls come back and update.
5 August 2020 : Cruelty and stubbornness, i would imagine.
5 August 2020 : This is the actual exact pep talk I give myself when I take too many shrooms at a party.
5 August 2020 : Wait, this happened?!
4 August 2020 : $100 says that guy can barely afford his own rent.
4 August 2020 : Fuck, I thought this was @jaboukie .
4 August 2020 : Do you not understand what glass is? Or what shockwaves are? Jesus christ.
4 August 2020 : but trump pronounced yosemite as yo semite i will never get over this
4 August 2020 : AITA for valuing my wife as a baby maker over as a person?
4 August 2020 : I only see this for an antibody test on their website, not a test to determine if one actively has covid. Which did you do?
4 August 2020 : Same. Street is river. pic.twitter.com/l0TxR22lNN
4 August 2020 : here just read this one and laugh at the small landlords who refuse to lower prices or work with tenants. pic.twitter.com/pazp4RrK9K
4 August 2020 : Less than half! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
4 August 2020 : It's ok, I'm here to scream at everyone in your mentions all the time about unemployment.
4 August 2020 : BridgeBeans.
4 August 2020 : yes a garden in my tiny plot of land under the bridge i'll be living under looool
4 August 2020 : pic.twitter.com/DU2eOhvlmy
4 August 2020 : Looking forward to reading all of these books published on COVID-19 testing. Thanks, Axios!
4 August 2020 : But gee I never thought to not get a "shit job" before thanks so much.
4 August 2020 : Cool you paying for me to move and hiring me? I made $1,400 a week (so I'll need that less the difference in rent as I still have other bills), and I need good healthcare bc as soon as surgery is back, I need two. Thanks!!
4 August 2020 : Honestly, I don't even understand what people want. There are positive COVID people everywhere. We should get tested regularly (with quick results lmao) as a preemptive measure, because your grocery store, restaurant, metro car, etc aren't calling you to tell you there was a +.
4 August 2020 : LOTS OF PEOPLE ARE POOR CAVE DWELLERS EATING GARBAGE!!! aaaaah! hahahahhahah!!! omg touch base with them in 4 months when a bunch of their friends are dead or homeless, fucking hell.
4 August 2020 : Yup all of us with our hard earned jobs that paid well will absolutely be fine just saying ok well I eat half consumed pizza from the public trash cans from now on. For sure lmao.
4 August 2020 : I mean, my landlord can fucking try, but I have like $60 and a yearlong backlog on eviction court so. Fuck him for not trying to work with me like I begged lmao.
4 August 2020 : It's easier for people to think it's someone's fault than to have to come to terms w the fact that it can happen to them, too. But w so many of us unable to pay our bills, everyone is about to know a victim. And SoBe does mandatory 20% tips so it becomes a sales number.
4 August 2020 : Have all of us coastal elites who were already only making half our pay with the $600 unemployment "bonus" considered simply selling all of our possessions, moving to the middle of the country, working a minimum wage job, living in a dump, and never paying any of our other bills?
4 August 2020 : LOL SAVE THE BONUS! As someone who pays $1,450 for a shithole, not up to code, studio basement apartment, I was making half my pay *with* the $600. Bills dont just disappear because youre making less than half your salary on unemployment, and if his rent is that high, he was too.
4 August 2020 : Holy shit I had no idea Chicago was so cheap. Also it might shock some in this thread, but not every waiter works at Dennys or whatever. Some can fucking pull in the cash.
4 August 2020 : #TrySomethingNew : hitchhiking, squatting, and waiting for an overworked minimum wage grocery store employee to get sick and lose *their* job! Duh!
4 August 2020 : What??? You don't have 5-25 days to chill at home?
3 August 2020 : Honestly, what are landlords thinking? Who the hell paid rent on Saturday?
3 August 2020 : My landlord still thinks my basement apartment is worth the rent I agreed to in 2018; meanwhile, brand new waterfront studios in DC have dropped another $100 this weekend and are offering 2 months free -- making them $50 a month cheaper than my smaller, darker, shittier place.
3 August 2020 : Ok, but have you considered that maybe corporations are more worth fighting for than us gross poor people?
3 August 2020 : Someone stayed with me in my studio, shared all my stuff, food/drink, etc, tested positive a couple days later. I was training for a 10 miler and suddenly couldn't even run a mile. If I didn't work out a lot I wouldn't have noticed, so not enough for a test in March.
3 August 2020 : I tell ppl exactly what I've done and what has happened, and I let them make their own decisions. I live alone, so I don't particularly care if I get sick. I believe it's unlikely that those who had the virus in March are now likely to expel it, but more concern for recent cases.
3 August 2020 : So someone finally got back to me Friday morning about having me type up a story about my situation to forward to unemployment. I'm actually working on a PDF of my business losses to throw in right now. As far as my current situation, I do leave my place in a couple weeks still.
3 August 2020 : How can you have clout if youre dead? what the actual fuck lmao As someone who likely had it and is in an industry where it's common, I've seen more and more people going in for antibody tests. I guess we're considered dead ends and not vectors, so people see us as safe?
3 August 2020 : I think we are very close to people intentionally catching COVID for social reasons. I'm sure it's narrowly already happening, but I'm pretty sure it's about to be more widespread -- especially if we lock back down.
3 August 2020 : Drove by a bus packed shoulder to shoulder with almost 0 masks on it, and one dude doing some gymnastics and dance on the poles. I guess Ocean City cured coronavirus already.
2 August 2020 : When you’re too depressed to eat, it’s easy! pic.twitter.com/jkTNp22TaI
2 August 2020 : Virginia since July 1, haha. Arlington just restricted the number of people who can be outside together which is wild because the problem is obviously the bars.
2 August 2020 : So indoor buffet dining at 100% capacity doesn’t spread coronavirus, but 4 people hanging out together outside does? Ok.
31 July 2020 : I thought this was the US coronavirus policy. pic.twitter.com/sHBEJwmbAK
31 July 2020 : Oof.
31 July 2020 : Wow y’all still got employers over there? Wild.
31 July 2020 : You have to own a car, unless something has changed.
31 July 2020 : Erik, I’m losing my home and as a poor, I give everyone my blessing to be mad at both. Thanks!
31 July 2020 : Nah this is an apple feature where your phone reminds you of your memories and creates an album title that it think best describes a group of photos you took on that same day in a prior year.
31 July 2020 : So the FEC won't let me be, or let me be me, so let me see them try to shut me down on I-85.
31 July 2020 : Like this is America. And if I want to go door to door collecting mail in votes from the elderly so I can alter the ballots or throw them out, I’m gonna need my big ass truck to haul that shit around.
31 July 2020 : And we gotta vote like 10, 20 times for it to count.
31 July 2020 : Two bitch ass baby spikes can’t stop my antifa 18 wheeler what you think those double wheels are for
31 July 2020 : Working on my cdl so I can drive the antifa busses in case mail in voting plans get swindled by our very smart president
31 July 2020 : I’m sorry do you usually not?
31 July 2020 : I mean, we're also about to be homeless.
31 July 2020 : I see quarantine brain is doing good things for you, too.
31 July 2020 : I choose myself for all 3 in lieu of playing.
31 July 2020 : Behold! MEN.
31 July 2020 : What the fuck are they even trying to do here.
31 July 2020 : Hey iPhone what the fuck kind of title is this for a protest memory lmao pic.twitter.com/lyznW8qfGt
31 July 2020 : But still no impact of lost 1099 income?
30 July 2020 : Before I started my business I'd usually have like 20 1099s and 8 W4s a year -- all in different states. I cant imagine dealing w that right now. I left off $1700 I made in TX bc how do I even include it? My friends in RI said their UI office wanted them to *mail in* records lool
30 July 2020 : You mean you think there is more loss from tipped workers than from 1099 workers who can't claim 1099 income?
30 July 2020 : and that means we're losing money in business deals. The last show I had wasn't canceled bc it's once every 3 years and *huge* and they figured it was more economically devastating to cancel it than it was dangerous to run it. Except..that's the future for the US, now.
30 July 2020 : Yeah, not paying people to stay home is a real issue. I own a business that staffs for trade shows (hahahaha RIP) primarily in the US and Europe, and I'm basically counting on 0 US work for a long time. We've destroyed our chances for international business travel and tourism,
30 July 2020 : There are, after all, 15,000,000 of us.
30 July 2020 : I suppose! I only have my industry experience to bring. Another problem with UI/PPP is that some of us make $0 for a month straight, but half our pay in 3 busy months. Screw us, lol.
30 July 2020 : I keep asking all these republicans to give me a job that pays what my old one does, but for some reason none of them have any suggestions. So weird!
30 July 2020 : Thanks, I tagged them earlier but haven't heard back. So what it sounds like to me is this a huge flaw in any conclusion, and we're getting lumped into that 68%. I have been 1099 since 07, and every 1099 person I know in every state across the US is hitting numerous obstacles.
30 July 2020 : So if we’re paying people more on unemployment and rent hasn’t gone up $2,000 a month, does that mean we can do UBI now and it’s fine?
30 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/O5DgOHKiz2
30 July 2020 : So in one of these studies I would look like I’m coming out ahead by making $105 from my $4,400 year w2 part job vs $105 a week from my $1,400 a week full time 1099 job?
30 July 2020 : you would become a libertarian god.
30 July 2020 : Yeah, if we don't include 1099 work it looks like I am making 8 times my pay lol.
30 July 2020 : i'm trying that too https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1288882322562068483?s=20
30 July 2020 : Thanks! On paper I'm definitely coming out ahead, but in reality I'm drowning, and so is pretty much every person I know in my industry (live events). Everyone has that one client that insists on paying W2 wo giving us benefits lol.
30 July 2020 : Hi, can you folks please share how you factored into this people who receive a bulk or significant portion of our wages from 1099 work, yet were not allowed to have that work count toward our weekly state UI amounts? @p_ganong @pascaljnoel @JoeVavra pic.twitter.com/jszhSWywAZ
30 July 2020 : an actual live shot of me tweeting pic.twitter.com/AXh9I1mH1E
30 July 2020 : You seem like you might know: the studies saying that people are overwhelmingly making more on UI w the $600- do they take into account the 15 million ppl doing 1099 work? My W2 part time job pays $4,400/year v my 1099 $1400/week 1099 business, but UI is based on W2. Im not alone
30 July 2020 : At first I hoped he had walked out of a gender reveal party because they’re bad and stupid and he didn’t realize he was being dragged to one. And then.
30 July 2020 : Please send snacks.
30 July 2020 : Libby, listen, he’s really busy with pizza. pic.twitter.com/J32ete7TDd
30 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/PLkjyVXXVe
30 July 2020 : Hell yeah Neera, you tell those conservative congressmen! pic.twitter.com/GxKzF1mhXL
30 July 2020 : Because wfh sucks.
30 July 2020 : that's why they call him hov
30 July 2020 : Aha, so I need more followers so I can get any answers from @EleanorNorton @councilofdc @charlesallen @SmallBizDC Goal set.
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30 July 2020 : The same people crying they can't get their workers back now will be crying about not having customers in 3 weeks.
30 July 2020 : I'm not paying my rent ever again to my current landlord, and neither are millions of people, good luck to landlords and restaurant owners and tipped workers and anyone who relies on consumer sales.
30 July 2020 : You'd think that would make every elected official who is ignoring me realize I'm actually even less likely to disappear!
30 July 2020 : Pretty sure my $105 a week isn't designed to keep me "just desperate enough" just "completely fucking homeless and hungry."
30 July 2020 : Pretty sure every elected official in DC thinks Im fucking insane, but when 20,000 Washingtonians are living in fear of their fucking landlords changing their locks bc we cant pay shit w up to $444 unemployment a week, I wont be the only lunatic in their DMs, emails, & mentions.
30 July 2020 : Pretty sure every elected official in DC thinks Im fucking insane, but when 20,000 Washingtonians are living in fear of their fucking landlords changing their locks bc we cant pay shit w up to $444 unemployment a month, I wont be the only lunatic in their DMs, emails, & mentions.
30 July 2020 : thank you i will forward him my email that none of these other people could be assed to respond to.
30 July 2020 : It's just abundantly clear that not a single one of these people gives a shit about myself or the thousands of us who are losing our homes and whose businesses have been offered insultingly low aid.
30 July 2020 : @barredindc @councilofdc @MayorBowser @SmallBizDC Doesnt matter. I opened my business in April 2019, and they don't become profitable overnight. Trade shows are seasonal; 3 months before March 11 is fucking Christmas. January 1-15 2020 revenue was more than my entire 2019 revenue: "though it cannot exceed a single month in 2019"
30 July 2020 : Another day ends, another day ignored by @councilofdc , @SmallBizDC , @MayorBowser , @charlesallen , @DOES_DC , @EleanorNorton . Cool, thanks for that whole "be in touch ASAP today" line.
30 July 2020 : Cool, so staffing for live events can go fuck ourselves, and even if my business could be included, refunds and canceled contracts wouldn't matter. Maybe that's why all of my emails to @councilofdc , @MayorBowser , and @SmallBizDC are ignored?
30 July 2020 : If I told you my business and my unemployment were completely fucked by the city, would you ignore my emails? Yes. Yes, you would.
30 July 2020 : I am so jealous of people with dishwashers.
30 July 2020 : No.
29 July 2020 : A hotline?! Lmao are they a national chain with thousands of employees now? Otherwise what’s the point of that.
29 July 2020 : You’re going to miss the entire baseball season if you don’t get that fixed ASAP.
29 July 2020 : lmao you fucking tagged him, hasn't he already blocked you??? beautifully petty.
29 July 2020 : But yeah you showed us bc some people might not have voted in 2016. Hell yeah, fuck us, right?
29 July 2020 : But what youre saying isnt helpful and sounds tone deaf and out of touch. I was disenfranchised in TX in 14 bc I didnt prove in time I lived where I said. Primary vote by mail failed here in DC this yr. People like you sound like assholes to people like me, who are now homeless.
29 July 2020 : Fucking amazing so many people personally know all these minimum wage workers who are saying they won't go back to work bc unemployment is "so high," but also seem to know 0 about the struggles of making minimum wage. 🤔
29 July 2020 : Must be nice to have rent as cheap as yours lmao
29 July 2020 : i'll never forget his sotu spittle.
29 July 2020 : yeah, for sure, but it's also hard to be a priority, not every homeless person has a mailing address they can reliably access, etc. also, when i lived in tx, republicans came and knocked on my door looking for me. i was in north dakota for work and they contested my address.
29 July 2020 : That doesn't mean it's not hard or impossible in some states.
29 July 2020 : Really hard to vote when you're homeless, but nice pro tip!
29 July 2020 : They're effectively expired already. We're fucked.
29 July 2020 : Hi @senatemajldr were DC neighbors! When Im homeless in 3 weeks I plan to sleep right the fuck in front of your townhouse every night youre in DC until you give me a $1,400 a week job to replace mine or extend the pathetic $600 unemployment benefit, you useless piece of shit.
29 July 2020 : Hi @senatemajldr we're DC neighbors and when I'm homeless in 3 weeks I plan to move my stuff 3 blocks down and sleep right the fuck in front of your townhouse every single night you're in DC until you give me a $1,400 a week job to replace mine, you useless piece of shit.
29 July 2020 : Actually, Frank, I also own a business, and because I don't pay people shit, I wouldn't have this issue if I was allowed to open. Sounds like your daughter should pay more money.
29 July 2020 : I mean, they'll need some way to defend themselves from the riots when 40,000,000 people are suddenly homeless.
29 July 2020 : With it, I wasn't homeless. Now? 🤷‍♀️
29 July 2020 : Right? If he was smart he would have bought citizenship to the Cayman Islands.
29 July 2020 : So all the small business owners you’re referring to only hire part time people? Wow still sounds like they suck ass.
29 July 2020 : I lost a quarter million in revenue and got $1,000 🤷🏼‍♀️ all over the map I guess.
29 July 2020 : ok pay more money then.
29 July 2020 : Because the PPP is a joke.
29 July 2020 : "My tiny anecdotal experience outweighs actual researchers, more news at 10."
29 July 2020 : Then they should be paid more than $8 an hour so their lives can be improved all the time.
29 July 2020 : Hey Rory, wanna guess what's gonna happen when 30,000,000 of us can't pay rent anymore? Bye bye, restaurants. I'm also a small business owner, but I don't pay minimum wage -- my business simply cannot legally operate.
29 July 2020 : Majority of swing state voters don't want people they know to die on the streets or crash on their couches? Wild. Unpredictable. Who knew.
29 July 2020 : My business lost a quarter million in revenue, has no realistic reopening date, and I got a $1,000 PPP. I'm so shocked they're gonna do something bad again.
29 July 2020 : Anytime. I am so happy to explain this to anyone who will listen. Also, another fun fact: If you made 90% of your money in 2019 as a 1099 contractor, and like $4,000 as a W2 employee, your UI was determined by the W2 job. The $600 is keeping you from drowning.
29 July 2020 : Yup. And he won't be replacing me any time soon, so that will last for months. And I am just one of millions. These small business owners who pay like shit and are crying about workers not coming in will either sink with the ship or beg for the UI to come back in 4 weeks.
29 July 2020 : I'm no longer planning to pay my rent, so perhaps my landlord will not be going out to eat as well. And so on, and so on.
29 July 2020 : I own a business that cannot legally operate. I am collecting UI, and even with the $600 I'm making half my pay and can't pay my bills. Without the $600, I am homeless and my business is gone, so once it would be allowed to operate, sorry everyone, no work for you.
29 July 2020 : I'm making half my pay on UI. Available jobs largely consist of minimum wage grocery store work that won't pay my bills. Would you like to hire me for $1,400 a week? You obviously need some new perspectives here. Thanks, @hgurdon ! https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
29 July 2020 : I'm a small business owner who doesn't pay absolute garbage and is collecting half my wages in UI. Please don't speak for all of us. We're not all minimum wage paying jackasses. Thanks.
29 July 2020 : I’m not a five year old so I don’t care about a stink bomb. His financial suffering is what I care about.
29 July 2020 : It’ll be several couches across dc md and va, and I’ll use public transit to get between them and I will infect multiple households w any disease I acquire. And thats just reality for tens of millions of people now. It is what @councilofdc wants, based on no one there doing shit.
29 July 2020 : It’ll be several couches and I’ll use public transit to get between them and I will infect multiple households with ang disease I acquire. And that’s just reality for tens of millions of people now. It is what @councilofdc wants.
29 July 2020 : I am missing out on $1400 a week if I could work, and im getting $105 in DC.
29 July 2020 : Yup. Five hours at a salon in Bethesda July 1.
29 July 2020 : Thank you.
29 July 2020 : . @cmdgrosso , @Erik_Salmi , @RobertWhite_DC , @CM_McDuffie , @DCDHCD , @JRPartlowIV I am very concerned that perhaps your emails are broken, or maybe mine? Please see the above tweet. Looking forward to calling each of you today and everyday until we come to some kind of resolution.
29 July 2020 : Hey @councilofdc , @ChmnMendelson , @DOES_DC , @MayorBowser , @tweetelissa , @SmallBizDC , @charlesallen is it that you didnt get my email about becoming homeless due to lack of aid, or that you dont give a shit? Blogged it here in case your email isnt working: https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/ pic.twitter.com/2nqOHAKzpS
29 July 2020 : That’s what I meant by “tried it.” I tried renegotiating my lease and he told me to fuck off basically.
29 July 2020 : I’m responding to a tweet about renegotiating leases. So. That.
29 July 2020 : He said no, and that I needed to pay him a portion of my $105 a week unemployment and the finance the full balance. So I said here’s 30 days notice and I’ll figure out cochnsurfing instead.
29 July 2020 : Tried it! My landlord stole my deposit and said I could pay him in full or get the fuck out. It's a basement apartment that only has value given its proximity to a bunch of shit that's closed hahahha.
29 July 2020 : Hahahhahahahaha oh boy that is off the mark unless you, like, own best buy.
29 July 2020 : It's going to be so beautiful to watch my landlord not be able to rent out my BASEMENT apartment when I leave in 3 weeks and we go back into lockdown loool
29 July 2020 : You get blocked by Christine Pelosi just one time for telling everyone to vote for Shahid and all of a sudden you're a fucking dues paying member of the GOP or whatever.
29 July 2020 : Every time I have been tear gassed and/or zip tied at a BLM march over the last 5 years I'm like "guys I'm one of you, a republican!" and they just say "shut up bitch" which is really rude when you think about it.
29 July 2020 : Can't believe i got caught. #EXPOSED
29 July 2020 : Ima big ole Republican crisis actor who only studied abroad in Damascus to further my dedication and craft of crisis acting and I knocked on doors for Bernie (despite him not being left enough for me) only bc of M4A but that's bc I'm dummy lady & I thought M4A was single payer.
29 July 2020 : Wait, so are we actually now currently fighting a republican? Hahaha
29 July 2020 : wow thanks alex what great insight. you seem really intelligent and smart. hope you don't die of covid by drowning slowly in your own lung fluid. that would be a tragedy. god bless.
29 July 2020 : Are you personally incapable of being upset and productive toward more than one person? I don't struggle from those same limitations, Alex. But thanks for your concern. God bless, and I hope being rude to a homeless broke woman made you feel better about yourself tonight.
29 July 2020 : Why do you think I don't?
29 July 2020 : Sometimes it’s good to just make pointed comments for the silent audience. Silent until our next weird heart to heart about my mean tweets, anyway.
29 July 2020 : Also we have a years long backlog on eviction so holding it up doesn't do shit here lmao i hate the dems.
29 July 2020 : what if your apartment isn't up to code at all asking for a friend and that friend is me and yes landlord i know you read my tweets.
29 July 2020 : My rent is $1450 and I'm in a 400 square foot basement apartment that's not up to code and has no sunlight. My UI is $105 a week.
29 July 2020 : But we'll be comforted by your thoughts while we beg for food and shelter. Thanks, love!
29 July 2020 : And I'm telling you that for many of us, the $600 still has us fucking drowning.
29 July 2020 : yeah i'm pretty sure i'm moving out there if i ever have a job again.
29 July 2020 : Well considering everyone’s shitty policies have made a bunch of us homeless, that’s gonna be real fucking tough, my guy.
29 July 2020 : Hi I’m vulnerable people and the uncertainty over the $600 has caused me to lose my home. I am homeless in 3 weeks. You’re delusional if you think not having $600 only impact me in this way.
28 July 2020 : This one listened! pic.twitter.com/wGtU3ul4SW
28 July 2020 : @skiballs68 Having reflected on this, I now blame you for the loss of bennigans and their baked potato soup.
28 July 2020 : To believe I am unique is to believe in make believe. Negotiating away this money is a great way to cause riots, murders, suicides, and loss of office.
28 July 2020 : I mean, they did. There might be laws about eviction (that federally don't apply to me), but that doesn't stop my landlord from banging on my door everyday or throwing my shit out illegally. Not being able to guarantee the $600 caused me to turn in my notice, and now Im homeless.
28 July 2020 : Oh shit, I heard they just got negotiated down by the gop. They'll buy us the cardboard for the signs, but we're on our own for the paint now. Damn.
28 July 2020 : Good luck getting a response from them tho.
28 July 2020 : If I don't get my $600 I'm not voting for any of your shitty fucking candidates because I will be fucking homeless and maybe dead. Fuck "vote blue no matter who." Fuck you, @LeaderHoyer . pic.twitter.com/qrVzPukGBG
28 July 2020 : They are, yes.
28 July 2020 : Hey landlords, enjoy getting fucked by both parties August 1. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1288132122109079552
28 July 2020 : Hey brad. It’s all criminal.
28 July 2020 : Their potato soup was so good RIP
28 July 2020 : Have you considered literally any other doctor?
28 July 2020 : I make double working. It's not an incentive for shit. Fuck outta here.
28 July 2020 : Gas mask on the 96 every time I take it, gas mask on WMATA half the time. A few weeks ago there was someone smoking a cigarette *inside* Stadium Armory and I was the only person in my car wearing a face covering. Godspeed to the cloth mask wearers who will need to commute soon.
28 July 2020 : I looked it up and like half the Kansas jobs website is $11 an hour grocery jobs. I can’t wait to move and get paid less than my current city’s minimum wage.
28 July 2020 : To be clear he wrote and called it rent relief. DC coronavirus law requires written consent of the tenant for use of the deposit for rent payments during covid. Months later he said he had already used the deposit. Can’t be doing that. It’s not trickery it’s just illegal.
28 July 2020 : Lawyer says otherwise about these written confessions 🤷🏼‍♀️ but if that’s the case then I just won’t pay shit for August and he can see me in eviction court in 2022 when it’s opened.
28 July 2020 : Thank you 🥰🥰
28 July 2020 : lmao another question is, who does my landlord think he's replacing me with? dc doesn't even start evictions until 12/7, and it's super backlogged. months, maybe a year or more. coulda given me a discount, instead he got my 30 days. good luck, asshole.🖕🖕
28 July 2020 : Hydroxychloroquine? pic.twitter.com/xUTn6dIsZ5
28 July 2020 : well, they're shitbags.
27 July 2020 : Actually, I WAS a socialist, but the pandemic made me a communist. pic.twitter.com/hrSaHPlFkO
27 July 2020 : I'm making half my pay, idiot.
27 July 2020 : No job, no home, probably will be single for many years since I wasn’t in a relationship when this started. 🤷🏼‍♀️
27 July 2020 : Thank god the MLB was able to determine this virus is super contagious before things got out of hand in the US. Disaster averted!
27 July 2020 : Reducing the unemployment benefit from $600 to $200 is cruel and destructive. State unemployment benefits dont come close to salaries, and if you took off work for any reason last year (broken leg, bed rest for pregnancy, etc) you got fucked when they calculated your weekly pay. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1287439587229523969
27 July 2020 : I’m weeks away from homelessness, I have no job or future, I’ve been collecting half pay on unemployment, government wont help, I’ll probably die single, and I can’t foster friendships. So let me go to an outdoor bar and stroke out and die, sounds ideal. Who gives a shit. pic.twitter.com/dj2vZq9YAw
27 July 2020 : Fuck ok insurance cops plan gets foiled again
27 July 2020 : Get insurance or ill arrest you.
27 July 2020 : No I’m the insurance police
27 July 2020 : Move to New Zealand with me I'm begging to be let in.
27 July 2020 : I'm glad to hear it, but only in the sense that I'm tired of hearing people say WFH is great bc they hate their commute and then "I save 5 hours a day working form home!". Like, ok, I hate my 400 square foot apartment! This is awful. Do you have a timeline for returning?
27 July 2020 : constantly happens to me!
27 July 2020 : No, no not at all. This all just sucks. Everything sucks!
27 July 2020 : My job is gone and I’m about to be homeless in 26 days.
27 July 2020 : I love that suburbanites who signed up for hours of commuting to live by an Applebee’s can’t fathom why people who chose smaller housing in the cities we love would be miserable working from home.
27 July 2020 : ok cool i want to shoot myself
27 July 2020 : I thrive on the interruption of a quick chat. I am 1000x more refreshed and focused afterwards.
27 July 2020 : Being able to interact with people, to walk around, to do stuff makes it easier to create and work. This is making me suicidal.
27 July 2020 : I have never enjoyed it. I like human interaction. I own a business, and I pay to use a coworking spot. My brain is rotting. I live in a 400 sq foot studio. I'm in hell. I used to live in an ex's 32 million house. Hated working from home there, too. I'm not sure what propaganda?
27 July 2020 : Truly can’t wait to never, ever work from home, ever again.
27 July 2020 : This is one of the many reasons why 70% cap on unemployment doesn’t work. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1286298433050021888
27 July 2020 : Is it a BOGO thing so I can get a first car too?
27 July 2020 : Honey so much do you have hours to discuss? Like one tweet down: https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1287587980903931905?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1287587980903931905
27 July 2020 : Yup. I’m the health insurance cop.
27 July 2020 : I assume you aren't referring to me, but Zachary.
27 July 2020 : For years I would make spreadsheets figuring this out with each plan. No idea why people don't get it. Guess I forgot about my spare $636 a month I have lying around.
27 July 2020 : I was uninsured for years bc I would have been paying the marketplace, paying doctor $139 a visit, & paying $100 a month for Adderall w GoodRx. Even now I could go on medicaid, but 0 of my docs take it & impending couch surfing means I might not be able to access DC pharmacies.
27 July 2020 : If you can't afford your plan, you are obviously an idiot and making the conscious decision to choose one you shouldn't have! Simply get a catastrophic plan that covers nothing you take, and pay out of pocket for appointments and meds! We should be grateful to Zach for his help.
27 July 2020 : Hi Zach! Would love to hear your advice for me! Thx bb https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
27 July 2020 : Hell yeah can't wait to click my heels all the way over to those $11 an hour jobs I saw on the Kansas jobs website.
27 July 2020 : Everything they publish is awful.
27 July 2020 : I will simply move to Kansas and work at Kroger! Phenomenal advice! pic.twitter.com/BT7kQSe8FH
27 July 2020 : In 27 days I am officially homeless and will be couch surfing indefinitely. I cannot believe I forgot about a home equity loan given our current low interest rates!! How silly of me. This piece of advice is singlehandedly keeping me off the streets. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/bWeYg8NXNu
27 July 2020 : I can't believe I didn't think to simply pull money from my investments and retirement savings. Pretty sure I wasn't begging for money on Go Fund Me last year for rent after a broken leg because I had a "retirement savings plan." My plan is to simply die young, Gideon. pic.twitter.com/ekTfVQnsgz
27 July 2020 : Wow can't believe I didn't think to ask my landlord to let me accrue like $10,000 in debt to him that I can pay off in like 30 years or whatever. Thanks, Gordon. Incredible stuff here. pic.twitter.com/iApgDaDusB
27 July 2020 : Does anyone have a car or two to gift me, so I can sell them? I need to sell 1 or 2 of mine, but I have 0. Gary, do you have a car for me? I know it's a tough choice, but we all gotta do shit we don't like right now.
27 July 2020 : Thanks, George! I will simply move someone into my bed with me to share costs on my $1,450 studio basement apartment without sunlight or privacy. What a bargain! I make $105 a week on unemployment, so every 7 weeks I can have enough money for 1 month of rent. pic.twitter.com/13sESM8PZ4
27 July 2020 : Ah, yes my emergency fund. The one I spent all $12,000 of last year when I broke my leg. Perhaps August 2020 is your first emergency, so you're one of the few people with enough savings to still have one! For the rest of us, COVID started 6 months ago. pic.twitter.com/Gnbuz5z190
27 July 2020 : I have found the worst article. It is by Greg an CNBC. pic.twitter.com/3RMKeigbsi
26 July 2020 : Incredible. People overvalue their crappy rentals so much hhahahah
26 July 2020 : Hopping on one leg haha. And I had to install smart lights above the mirror because the light switch is BEHIND THE DOOR for some reason, and I couldn't handle fully closing the door to get to the switch. You have to walk in, shut the door, and then there's the switch. pic.twitter.com/x907U3Plw9
26 July 2020 : Here's another, right by where I live. One month free and waived deposit. Studios start at $1,435. Why live in a basement a few blocks away for more money with no discount?? https://www.liveat1600penn.com/gallery
26 July 2020 : No no I'm saying I live in a shitty English basement and for $400 extra a month I could live in an actually nice brand new place with water views and windows and a real bathroom AND two months free. He's obviously not looking at the rental market.
26 July 2020 : Yeah everyone is doing 2 months free, and we aren't even at the worst part of this. All these places have big windows, and many have balconies. Idk what he's thinking.
26 July 2020 : Wanna see my toilet? Keep in mind I broke my leg 7 days before I moved in (and 5 days after I signed the lease). And like yeah it's fine and I chose to live there, but you'd think he'd be a little more flexible as he's fully employed. pic.twitter.com/JOPi77nSzh
26 July 2020 : Here's what's wild -- this place starts at $1,850 and has 2 months free. I pay $1,450. I asked for a break on August and September. He said no. Good luck! https://www.riverpointdc.com/floor-plans/
26 July 2020 : Here's what's wild -- this place starts at $1,650 and has 2 months free. I pay $1,450. I asked for a break on August and September. He said no. Good luck! https://www.riverpointdc.com/gallery/
26 July 2020 : English basement, you nailed it! 6.5’ ceilings, not up to code bathroom, and the wrong district licensing for the lease.
26 July 2020 : haha no, thank you! it could potentially be helpful to someone reading this!
26 July 2020 : @unemployaction pls tell me this will happen again this week.
26 July 2020 : it's about respect. bug should know better, honestly.
26 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/3GiMru9bbk
26 July 2020 : Wow playing without an audience before it was cool really prepared the Orioles for this year.
26 July 2020 : Oh I have! And OTA. It’s definitely not ok here, but thought maybe in California it could be — tho surprised, bc tenant laws are better there than here. Tbh I think he’s just bad with money. Also he’s upset I’m mad at him and is punishing me. Lectured me about how nice he is.
26 July 2020 : That’s interesting — in Cali, can your landlord offer you a discount on rent in writing, and then months later say “oh yeah I used your deposit on that discount I offered you”? That seems like a bad law!
26 July 2020 : So she’s actually in power already.
26 July 2020 : when I lived in Oxon hill I ordered food from a place (before Uber eats) and the guy showed up and said “we don’t ever deliver to this neighborhood, but I’ll write down this address and if it’s you I’ll bring it.” Cab drivers would quote me $100 to get home from dc after dark.
26 July 2020 : Dc is pretty good about getting the deposits back. Alternatively, I simply will not pay him a penny for August. He can see me in eviction court in 2022 if he wishes. Sent the lawyer 21 pages of text with multiple confessions of barred actions.
26 July 2020 : Hey is it legal for my ceilings to be 6.5” high and for my lease to be written as a two family unit when in reality nothing is up to code, and the licensing is for a roommate? 🤔🤔🤔
26 July 2020 : Ding ding ding. In DC, you are required to have the written consent of the tenant to do this.
26 July 2020 : DC. It’s not legal. It’s not a real question, I’m already in contact with free legal services and OTA.
26 July 2020 : I even doubled down and asked if I had consented to it and he told me he didn’t need my consent lmaooooo
26 July 2020 : 🤔🤔🤔 seems like a bad choice for him to have texted me that illegal action multiple times in the last 2 weeks lmao
26 July 2020 : Is it legal for my landlord to offer me “rent relief” and then tell me months later he actually took the $450 difference out of my deposit?
26 July 2020 : Means I am closer to accomplishing my mission of never having kids, hell yeah.
26 July 2020 : I’m supposed to tweet what I listened to in high school? 😂 Literally same shit I listen to now! Don’t let me pick the music in the car unless you want to go back in time. pic.twitter.com/T6x2RIMIbJ
26 July 2020 : I desperately need him to explain his horrible and congested intracity commute to me. Like ????? Where is he going??
26 July 2020 : https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
26 July 2020 : Today is the last day to file and receive the $600 additional unemployment. Restaurant workers/owners, retail establishments, landlords -- hope you don't want our money anymore, because you aren't getting it now. Good job, Mitch. https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
26 July 2020 : There are nine meals between mankind and anarchy, and that countdown starts this week.
26 July 2020 : Today, 30,000,000 of us will file our final unemployment claim that comes anywhere close to providing a survivable amount of money. My weekly check, already half my pay, will go down to $105. Everyone relying on our money, from landlords to restaurant owner: welcome to chaos.
26 July 2020 : He’ll yeah can’t wait to go sit outside covered in sweat and totally miserable in this weather to outdoor dine since our government won’t just pay restaurants and instead insists they make it work. pic.twitter.com/GYd4wCnqO0
26 July 2020 : Haven’t seen any masks being handed out to maskless riders on the 96 or the B/O/S lines.
26 July 2020 : If he lives in the city, why is his commute so long? Anyway Mayor Bowser has failed many of us by forcing us to accept rent repayment plans we will never repay, or to become homeless. So if he sticks around a little longer, I might be the person asking him for money!
25 July 2020 : Oh does that mean someone will respond to my email about how I’m homeless now since this is up in the air and the city failed me in giving me aid?
24 July 2020 : Please pity me and like. View my ads on my blog or something. Thanks. https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
24 July 2020 : It is incredibly difficult to be actively losing my home and receiving virtually no aid from the city, both as a resident and as a (formerly successful) business owner, while the city is voting to not raise taxes on high earners.
24 July 2020 : Take all your pals — gotta fill all those seats for a truly fun experience!!
24 July 2020 : Haymaker.
24 July 2020 : Good thing Virginia has opened buffets to 100% capacity.
24 July 2020 : have u heard about this new virus??? it's so wack.
24 July 2020 : ?????????? But they just tested negative???? How is this possible??? If it turns out COVID-19 is really this contagious, we might have to rethink how we're handling baseball. Thank god we're discovering this so early on in the season. https://twitter.com/JulieZauzmer/status/1286693698999332869
24 July 2020 : Wow this new development is going to be a real game changer for how they are handling things. Thank god we figured out how contagious the virus is so early on in this baseball season!
24 July 2020 : ?????? How??? They tested negative yesterday, so I don't understand????????????? 🤔
24 July 2020 : Bars should worry about competition from boxed cocktails when I can tell an empty box "I like mezcal or bourbon and spicy? Help?" and it magically produces both a drink and new friends. Don't know how anyone would want to drink at home alone or in a park ever again after this.
24 July 2020 : Portland activists whipped my wife.
24 July 2020 : i'm unemployed so retweet this on the 1st so i remember to sign up wo paying twice in one week, ty.
24 July 2020 : MY ANTIFA ATTACKERS ROBBED ME OF MY CONFIDENCE IN HOLDING MY OWN PHONE. https://twitter.com/mtracey/status/1286546287752486914?s=20
24 July 2020 : Typical Man on Bumble Age: 37 Looking for: not sure/nothing serious Want Kids: Yes ?????????
24 July 2020 : The people who spent the last decade telling me I’ll change my minds about having kids when I meet the right guy bc kids give life meaning....are the same ones not understand why single 30 somethings want to leave our houses & meet new people/date instead of spending years alone.
24 July 2020 : WAHHHHH I DONT LIKE WHEN LADIES CALL OUT MISOGYNY THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN BY EQUALITY. 😥😥😥 https://twitter.com/seanmccarthycom/status/1286358154222145538
24 July 2020 : I can’t believe you would dunk on this genius. Give that man a pay raise. pic.twitter.com/oFJMELg9Ka
24 July 2020 : Also taking cash app tips for live tweeting my experiences on public transit during a pandemic.
24 July 2020 : I routinely listen all the way through AND pay $5.
24 July 2020 : He made it 22 minutes. pic.twitter.com/N2XZ9Q1ndw
24 July 2020 : Maybe a nice container of fruit?
24 July 2020 : If you give my patreon $30 a month you can join my zoom calls and watch me live react to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE .
24 July 2020 : Whip them some kind beverage.
24 July 2020 : Are you proud of yourself right now? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/9Q7z4gpv8I
24 July 2020 : @BriannaMeeps isn't this just facebook
24 July 2020 : Perhaps you have to take your mask off too long to eat wings? He should do what DC is doing, and let you buy a chips ahoy chocolate chip cookie for 50 cents to go with your opened, carry out $15 cocktail. And then both cities should CLOSE INDOOR DINING.
24 July 2020 : I hobbled there days after breaking my leg, one of the few places worth my struggle early on.
24 July 2020 : love a little deep state deep dish.
24 July 2020 : Should have gone to Wiseguys Pizza. It's way better.
24 July 2020 : Doing your career 280 characters at a time.
24 July 2020 : Finally we’re getting closer to an answer to this very important question. pic.twitter.com/0kiDqtXkBX
24 July 2020 : i mean i think we can get four panels out of the question and this. https://twitter.com/wallacemma/status/1286478744777977856?s=20
24 July 2020 : It is my curse.
23 July 2020 : For weeks there has been like rotating single news people there, I guess...waiting? It's been weird. They've been parking right off the main road and just....standing around.
23 July 2020 : The Washington Football Team has announced their temporary fight song. For nostalgia purposes, they will also lead the crowd in "hail to the football" once per game. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fraSdN-PG8
23 July 2020 : Remember when the prison hotel plan was released and it wasn’t satire? Lol
23 July 2020 : Everything and also nothing changed while you were gone. It’s the invisible China virus now.
23 July 2020 : I am a huge O’s fan and didn’t even watch the games because of how many mixed emotions I am feeling. I’ve been surprised by him doing this.
23 July 2020 : Still trying to understand sending this particular text to people who live in DC. pic.twitter.com/79j2ETkf2U
23 July 2020 : Im going to be homeless and I’ll be single until I die at this point (if we have “years” of this left), and that would be true in dc or any other American city. 🤷🏼‍♀️
23 July 2020 : Hate to do this, but I really need money. Conservative twitter, will you help me out? Discount if you buy all 3. pic.twitter.com/Pg2OlrCrAX
23 July 2020 : I’m a firm believer in masks on or ac off, but not masks off and ac on. 🤷🏼‍♀️
23 July 2020 : The mascot is a brain, you’re gonna love it.
23 July 2020 : I haven’t been to any gyms in dc, but I’ve gone to Virginia for CrossFit. Plastic walls, no air conditioning, and way more space. Im more likely to go to solidcore or whatever with the masks, so that’s nice to know. Also Virginia is far away.
23 July 2020 : Petition to make it Washington CTEs.
23 July 2020 : Soulcycle isn’t open. pic.twitter.com/ZHTFpkA3QP
23 July 2020 : After her announcement, Solidcore sent out an email saying masks are required the entire time you are in the studio, including while working out. pic.twitter.com/nCl5n8jwhS
23 July 2020 : Can't wait to get a new jersey from my favorite football team, The Washington CTEs.
23 July 2020 : "Look, I might be an abuser, a predator, a rapist, a misogynist, or some combination of those things, but all of my favorite wives and daughters are women, so obviously I love women!" - shitty men for the last 10,000 years.
23 July 2020 : Are children under 9 safe from the virus because that's just how the virus works, or because the Epstein sex trafficking ring is only allowing children to be treated? We must know.
23 July 2020 : Wow can't believe I forgot the six year anniversary of the first time I made a bunch of people on the internet really angry at me. https://mandawritesthings.com/2014/06/26/my-boobs-dont-need-your-husband-to-see-them-or-you-probably-think-this-pic-is-about-you/
23 July 2020 : Capitalism is when the government gives private companies money to make an essential product, and then charge the public for that product. Got it.
23 July 2020 : Another 1.4 million Americans on unemployment, just as we run out of the $600. Coronavirus is the only personal emergency you are allowed to have had in the last 5 years if you wish to survive this time with food on your plate and a roof over your head. https://medium.com/@MandaWritesThings/america-is-failing-c9e6bacbe5b6
23 July 2020 : Everyone crying that some are making more money on unemployment than they would be working is short sighted and foolish. 30 million people are about to stop patronizing establishments, and many won't pay rent. Already struggling bars and retail might as well close up tomorrow.
23 July 2020 : Here in DC it's true if you want to stand outside in line for 90 minutes and wait 10 days to get results.
23 July 2020 : If you took unpaid time off work in 2019 for ANY REASON you got completely fucked when it came time to calculate your unemployment payout: going through chemo for cancer, breaking a bone, being on bed rest while pregnant. https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party
23 July 2020 : Thanks, it definitely is. But it's not just me! I appreciate the ad views, haha. Maybe eventually enough people will see them I can get a payout!
23 July 2020 : If you made $4,000 as a W2 employee in 2019, and $45,000 as a 1099 contractor, they used the $4,000 to determine your weekly unemployment pay. That $600 add on is the ONLY THING keeping you from falling off a cliff. Give these assholes hell until they extend the pay.
23 July 2020 : yes.
23 July 2020 : This tweet completely sums up my messaging process on dating apps.
23 July 2020 : I've been trying out "NEVER FUCKING BETTER. YOU?!" Maybe it'll work.
23 July 2020 : I was shamefully ignorant this is a thing until recently; I went out w a bisexual man who expected the worst when he told me. I only said "oh, ok." I was shocked at his reaction to my non-reaction. Sorry this has happened to you (and many others) so much, and thanks for sharing.
23 July 2020 : Just say "please stop sir" and they will.
23 July 2020 : i had no idea these sheriff clowns were armed when i was standing in front of them wow really changes things for me. gotta go back in time and deliver myself that gif. pic.twitter.com/xwYLNkd2Sa
23 July 2020 : Love to protest police murders while also weirdly assuming the police aren't equipped to murder me.
23 July 2020 : Who gives a shit if a few minimum wage workers get a boost? I don’t care one bit. Even with the extra $600, I’m making HALF my pay. I’m losing my home. Just give people money. https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/07/22/dear-unemployed-americans-screw-you-love-the-pro-life-party/
22 July 2020 : Standing for the national anthem alone in your living room, wearing a mask.
22 July 2020 : “I won’t be watching the beginning of any games” sure is some kind of threat.
22 July 2020 : So many crying baseball fans saying they’re boycotting lmao. pic.twitter.com/iPmNrNKn5S
22 July 2020 : Facts. pic.twitter.com/EwRDt7rsAC
22 July 2020 : damn if only i had thought to not break it last year. money first? good deal, hell yeah.
22 July 2020 : This is emu erasure, Cody.
22 July 2020 : I did save, $12,000! Then I broke my leg and couldn't work for months in 2019 and spent the savings. I need $1,400 a week to match my salary as the owner of a business that operates in 3 continents. Do you think my feet are worth that? $pancakesmmm on cashapp, ty bb
22 July 2020 : Yup. And this is double destructive to anyone who had any time of medical emergency last year and couldn't work: broken bone, pregnancy bed rest, cancer, etc.
22 July 2020 : Cool, give me a job that pays my bills, then. Thanks!
22 July 2020 : I'm getting half my pay even with the $600 because there are a thousand reasons why, in this shithole of a country without a safety net, someone's 2019 pay quarters don't align with the income they're actively losing.
22 July 2020 : I think it's really cool the virus respects the sanctity of indoor dining and drinking. This is why in DC we have to wear a mask outdoors nearly 100% of the time, but we CAN take them off for 90 minutes while sitting at a restaurant w the ac blowing. Ty virus. It's hot as hell.
22 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0x5mMGQ52Z
22 July 2020 : Good. This should never stop. If this is happening again tomorrow, I'm there. I have the worst fucking neighbors. https://twitter.com/tomrousseyABC7/status/1285980279828557825
22 July 2020 : Too bad they all have the same user base, ugh.
22 July 2020 : But the questions aren't supposed to be either! It's just a shitty website.
22 July 2020 : that would certainly be better than the hell that actually awaits us if we watch
22 July 2020 : I'm 32 and single. I can't imagine what it's like to be in this position and want children right now. It must be devastating.
22 July 2020 : You cant expect that people will be ok living in solitude forever. In my experience, the people bitching about people going out are the ones who say their kids gave their lives meaning; the same ones saying this will be YEARS. Years? Okie doke. Then I *hope* COVID kills me lmao.
22 July 2020 : I've seen so much from parents saying how they have it harder than single people. I don't want kids, but I do want a 2 person family. Lots of us are concerned about losing our chance to create our own families.
22 July 2020 : More young people are getting COVID? Wow, how shocking that people who haven't been able to create their own families yet (and are basically being told we'll NEVER be able to) AND who work consumer facing jobs AND who aren't financially secure are leaving their houses.
22 July 2020 : When someone sullied the name of Bari Weiss in his French vacation house, he kicked them out while speaking in fluent Ebonics.
22 July 2020 : Who can afford to quarantine for 10 business days lmao.
22 July 2020 : Please don’t ask me how I’m doing if you don’t want a real answer, thank you. All fake pleasantries are on hold until June 2021.
22 July 2020 : Can't wait for them to wear their masks over their badge numbers.
22 July 2020 : My work is international, so I started feeling this before everyone here did. I think I ran out of optimism a long time ago! Thanks, same to you. Would hate to live in a DC that's just Applebees and Dennys.
22 July 2020 : It's so short sighted. I do not understand -- who do they think is leaving the tips, buying the goods, etc? Now we won't be able to pay our rent, our landlords won't be going out and spending either, and on and on.
22 July 2020 : Any time I see anyone implying the mayor is making good decisions I have a minor rage black out, especially since she won't answer me for the last 6 weeks about this very topic.
22 July 2020 : So I, personally, do not feel like the mayor should stay any course.
22 July 2020 : Yes. I own a business that has been given almost not relief and I'm actively losing my housing and will be couch surfing out the pandemic. I get it.
22 July 2020 : I submitted a 20 page affidavit showing tens of thousands of dollars of loss in a 7 day period and the city gave me $1,000. Im now over a quarter million in lost revenue and nothing more. I understand that, for sure. I'm just suggesting we should fight for more.
22 July 2020 : Can you do the thing and wear a mask? Ok, cool. Gotta take the mask off? Ok, close up shop, here's a check. Fight for that from your mayor. I am.
22 July 2020 : Exactly, and I truly don't know how anyone could interpret this conversation any differently.
22 July 2020 : I don't give a shit about your GMU affiliation.
22 July 2020 : Do you use air conditioning? Do your customers have masks on when staff walk up to them? Are staff allowed to refuse to interact with a table where unmasked patrons are chatting or eating?
22 July 2020 : Though I think i was incredibly clear this entire time, from my first point about masks not working while laying on the table while consumers eat, to pointing out you own a bar. So I do assume some intentional obtuseness on your end.
22 July 2020 : I believe we are suggesting the rules are inherently flawed and that unmasked patrons indoors (bc yes, they are unmasked when they are consuming, and from what I've observed, unmasked while chatting but seated) are a problem and indoor dining shouldn't be a thing.
22 July 2020 : No one is suggesting you hid the thing that is literally in your bio. We're suggesting you're biased.
22 July 2020 : Owner of a dc bar. Which as another dc business owner, I sympathize. But maybe let’s not kiss the mayors ass and instead demand some fucking money from our government.
22 July 2020 : So masks work even when they’re sitting on the table next to you and you’re eating and chatting? That’s cool.
22 July 2020 : But I do hope you continue to enjoy caping for shitty men on Twitter!
22 July 2020 : Oh, no, you shouldn't, I think you're an idiot and don't care about your error thoughts.
22 July 2020 : Lmao imagine thinking I have to agree to meet every jackass in my DMs bc it’s not my choice.
22 July 2020 : well pjw has never made a good point in his life, so theres that.
22 July 2020 : Chuck, they expire at the end of the WEEK.
22 July 2020 : Ah, I see. Yeah, that's a much better position to be in than mine, for sure!
22 July 2020 : Oooh you *started* a business. I owned a successful business before COVID that's been driven to $0. That's why my UI is so low. Business owners got fucked by the SBA and their local unemployment office. It's very cool.
22 July 2020 : I would not recommend losing that much. Stay as shy of it as you can. It sucks.
22 July 2020 : I do not deserve this. pic.twitter.com/OFGuwdXxFm
22 July 2020 : Welp my business has lost $250,000 in revenue so far with no industry return in site, so I do hope yours is going better, haha
22 July 2020 : Exactly this. I'm already only getting half my pay on UI -- I guess I could go work an exhausting minimum wage ($14/hr) job and be able to pay even fewer of my bills while *also* abandoning trying to reshape my business to work during the pandemic. But I'd rather get my UI check.
22 July 2020 : Honestly, the day I saw he had banned outdoor drinking I thought the push notification had a typo. Even here in stodgy ass DC they haven't tried to take our Fauci Pouchy drinks away.
21 July 2020 : Based on the results in OKCupid’s “men recommended just for you” feature, I question what it is about me that has told their algorithm I’m an unattractive republican who thinks sexist jokes are funny.
21 July 2020 : today is the day mr trump became president.
21 July 2020 : Falling into the khive k-hole
21 July 2020 : Truly cannot fathom paying money to run a virtual race. If we aren’t doing the fun part of running against others I can just do the shitty, boring part for free.
21 July 2020 : I will fucking fight someone for it.
21 July 2020 : Do you think he’ll pay me money to help me NOT make an only fans?
21 July 2020 : Whoa wonder why he feels that way
21 July 2020 : @EyePatchGuy That's how Adderall is too! Also don't forget they won't deliver either to you --when I broke my leg I had to pay TaskRabbit $50 to get my Adderall from 5 blocks down the street. COOL.
21 July 2020 : Yeah, after this is over Ill restructure as anything but a single member LLC. I cant get anyone in council or mayors office to answer what happens w licensing/grant since Im losing my home where biz is registered in a few weeks & will be sleeping on couches. No way it's just me.
21 July 2020 : I gave them a 20+ page affidavit for that microgrant showing like...$25,000 in losses in a 7 day period, and I got $1,000 like. Why bother?
21 July 2020 : yup. i haven't paid myself since february, bc my first cancelation was in barcelona 2/12. i put my last 2k in savings back into the business to help process tens of thousands of dollars worth of refunds. i'm all out.
21 July 2020 : I don’t own a restaurant, but I do own a business that cannot legally operate. The city gave us one microgrant one time. Of course we’re all failing. It’s been obvious to plenty of us who were stuck begging the SBA for scraps that most small businesses (of all sorts) will close.
21 July 2020 : Love to have my free money check that's half my pay.
21 July 2020 : DC has an eviction moratorium until December, but I'm voluntarily leaving my house and just couch surfing because I don't know what else to do and can't wait on congress.
21 July 2020 : I am actively losing my home and will be crashing on couches during a global pandemic, but I’m not getting my panties in a twist over a funny tweet. Also divorce doesn’t seem fun?
21 July 2020 : Literally how democracy and freedom work, Jordan. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
21 July 2020 : I specifically went to Clarendon for that bc I didn’t want to ruin a perfectly good bar for myself. You’re brave.
21 July 2020 : Wow can’t believe the one time microgrant businesses were offered from the city hasn’t saved us. Wild.
21 July 2020 : Also I personally refuse to believe the curator of behind closed ovens would ever steal jokes.
21 July 2020 : The thing about humans is, there is a pretty limited number of reactions or thoughts any of us can have compared to the billions of other people on the planet. So sometimes some people think in similar ways. Wild, huh?!
21 July 2020 : No, you’re not aware of anything I’m saying, bc you’re misunderstanding me. Sometimes more than one person will make the same joke in response to any given situation. You said he stole Cait’s joke. Did she steal Lisa’s?
21 July 2020 : Ok so looks like more than one person in the past has said something like this before (but not many!) and your girl ain’t the first. 🤷🏼‍♀️ sometimes people just make similar jokes. pic.twitter.com/1clNjqfrlR
21 July 2020 : You’re not the only person to have ever feared allergies were the coronavirus?! I would like a refund for my follow thank you.
21 July 2020 : I would assume most of these people were tested the week after the 4th of July, which. Cool.
21 July 2020 : Lol why limit it? It’s gonna be like literally 2 out of 3 every eateries or bar/breweries.
21 July 2020 : Behold, our antifa super soldier! https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1285438104476831745
21 July 2020 : Bold take.
21 July 2020 : No they still fucked up dc, md, and va. Let’s blame this on some New England Asshole.
21 July 2020 : give me like one more day on bumble and men might be canceled
21 July 2020 : 20 minutes on Bumble proves that sexuality is not a choice. I would like to opt out of men, please.
21 July 2020 : Weird that you can type, but not read.
21 July 2020 : Maybe the pandemic will cause enough divorces in DC that I'll get more than one match every 3 weeks on dating apps.
21 July 2020 : Ok well more vaccine for me then.
21 July 2020 : The face of guilt. pic.twitter.com/wyjN04eqI6
21 July 2020 : Back in my plastic cage. pic.twitter.com/ovmonW6OxO
20 July 2020 : I am going to become homeless if the $600 drops. I am already drowning. Can you please explain to me why I shouldn't be pissed over the news reports I keep hearing that Pelosi is ok with negotiating that number? Thanks.
20 July 2020 : Actually, I'd still lose housing. If we get $200 a week, that's $305 a week for me. $305 x 5 = $1,220, which is less than my rent. Lots more money for food, though!
20 July 2020 : We could try not being condescending. I guess that’s the other option.
20 July 2020 : ???? Im not super sure what you’re suggesting here. If you are implying your tweets are the first time I’ve ever thought of calling or corresponding with my reps that’s pretty delusional. harassing politicians is all I’ve been doing since February.
20 July 2020 : Good thing I’ve been trying to communicate with her for months!
20 July 2020 : Right! I just don’t have a representative who can do shit.
20 July 2020 : They could! But taxation without representation and whatnot.
20 July 2020 : Why would anyone pay August rent when our unemployment benefits end this week? Who knows when we will get money again to buy food or pay medical expenses.
20 July 2020 : Yes.
20 July 2020 : oh you like baseball? mmmkay. why don't you name all of its games ever played?
20 July 2020 : what is the wall, if not a face mask for the country?
20 July 2020 : Also, thanks for your help. I'm angry and pissy, but not at *you*. No one responded to me and I very much appreciate it.
20 July 2020 : Thanks. And me too! I'll try the office and see if anyone gets back to me. The only alternative I have is accrue debt I'll never be able to pay off, and just face an eviction in December and 7 years of couch hopping.
20 July 2020 : If they wanna come after me, ok. At least prison would be stable access to a bed. pic.twitter.com/1eHLayVN40
20 July 2020 : Like, it doesn't matter in the same way that if someone told me I owed them $50 right now I'd say it doesnt matter. I just can't do it. I can't make something that doesn't exist appear.
20 July 2020 : No, I meant it doesn't matter because I can't afford to have a home lol. It's not like I'm going to be the only person.
20 July 2020 : I mean, I won't have a fixed address, so that answers that! Thankfully I'm not a retail storefront or anything that matters to the city, so I'll just keep operating.
20 July 2020 : Thinking about while I'm standing in line in 108 degree heat for a chance to sleep at the womens shelter.
20 July 2020 : Wow can’t believe how rude these Pelosi fans are. pic.twitter.com/etc6Yiw28j
19 July 2020 : I mean, I lose my home and insurance and cant buy food whether I get nothing or some reduced bull shit, so I will criticize away. Thanks tho!
19 July 2020 : a hat trick of ignorance!
19 July 2020 : Hey Hogan, how old are the bartenders and retail workers? You stupid, useless shitbag. https://twitter.com/GovLarryHogan/status/1284850628464975874 pic.twitter.com/SL9aCWdIfW
19 July 2020 : Incredible to equate needing to use public transit to...vacations and camps, holy shit. Must be nice.
19 July 2020 : Sometimes I think about how I would be willing to battle royale people with only my bare hands to be in one of the first waves of vaccination. Then I remember Americans are dumb as shit with vaccines and brought back measles, so I relax.
19 July 2020 : For the last five years, the number one question I’ve gotten when I talk about my writing that overlaps with BLM is some version of “is your boyfriend black?”
19 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/UtIVpBIeAQ
19 July 2020 : Didn’t crybaby bret Stephens already try this and get dragged to hell over it.
19 July 2020 : There are only 9 meals between mankind and anarchy. My last unemployment check comes Tuesday.
19 July 2020 : Like maybe don't buy an $800,000 house if you only have 40k for a downpayment.
19 July 2020 : Well, he's obviously not really asking his bank for help. His mortgage is $5,000 and he probably gets $2,600 in housing allowance, plus he makes about $115,000. He's fine.
19 July 2020 : Welcome, citizens.
19 July 2020 : He knows. He just doesn’t care. He sent me a long sad text about how he has to touch his savings bc of me and he had a chat w me about how I’m really rude for not paying on time. He makes over 100k; I’m getting $105 a week unemployment.
18 July 2020 : Also anecdotal but I'm a millennial in DC and my business isn't why I live in the city instead of some godforsaken suburb, so I'm not leaving. It's like they can't fathom some people live in the city and commute to the suburbs instead of being forced to live in them.
18 July 2020 : I am losing my home because politicians have waited too late to help the 51,000,000 Americans without a job through no fault of our own. Really tired of being told to give a shit about the health of some old ass lady who refused to retire years ago.
17 July 2020 : All the people who told me that having kids gives life meaning, that “you’ll feel different when it’s your own,” and who had the audacity to tell me while I was in a LTR “you’ll want to have a mans babies when it’s the right man” are probably gonna come apologize soon, right?
17 July 2020 : What about https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1280938122587574276?s=21 https://twitter.com/halaljew/status/1280938122587574276
17 July 2020 : He can leave then. That’s the thing. It’s not her problem. But I’ve never had a relationship where I felt I had to spend all my time in the same room as my partner so idk 🤷🏼‍♀️ the comments are suggesting they schedule watching their own tv shows which is v weird.
17 July 2020 : Like she moved there bc of him! I’d be furious!
17 July 2020 : My fiancé and I just moved to a new town for my job. We don’t know anyone, and since it’s a global pandemic she can’t make friends or work. WIBTA if I asked her to leave the house for a few hours a day so I can scratch my balls and watch pornhub alone? pic.twitter.com/N4kKAjmCH8
17 July 2020 : What the fuck.
17 July 2020 : @JStein_WaPo @MayorBowser @dctenants @CM_McDuffie @ChmnMendelson @charlesallen @RobertWhite_DC Does anyone know anything about what this means for me for my current grant, or for future aid (if it ever happens)?
17 July 2020 : Hi @SmallBizDC I’m losing my housing due to coronavirus and insufficient support from @MayorBowser . My business is registered to my address. Will my grant situation be impacted by this? I will be sleeping on friends couches in DC MD and VA, and will not have a set address.
17 July 2020 : Literal strangers feel compelled to this to women. Often within minutes of meeting me. “Do you have kids? Oh no? Why not? When?” It’s very common for women in the US. A simple google search would likely bring up pieces on it. It’s not my friends, but thanks for the “advice.”
17 July 2020 : Right. I’m responding to what you said: “no one cares if you’re childless.” In fact, many people DO care!
17 July 2020 : Sorry, my income is listed as low as I can go without being put on medicaid. I can go on a cheaper plan, and then pay more for the Adderall (it's $5 a script for 2 a month). It ends up a wash. I need surgery asap, and I need *this* plan for surgery....$150 copay vs. $575-1,200.
17 July 2020 : Yes. That's the lowest I can go wo being put on medicaid. None of my docs, including my primary doc (who I see regularly for Adderall) take it. Since I'm losing my housing, I'm not sure what state I'll be in, and if I'm not able to fill Adderall in DC, it's $300 out of pocket.
17 July 2020 : I am on the discounted marketplace plan. If I switch to medicaid, then I can pay out of pocket for my doctor, who doesn't take it. Also I'm losing my housing, and DC medicaid only works in DC, even if I did find a new doc (I've tried for years).
17 July 2020 : My healthcare is $350 a month and my unemployment is $420 a month. America is a fucking shithole.
17 July 2020 : So many strangers have commented about me having kids, actually. Since I was 21 or so.
17 July 2020 : But why would anyone say no??
17 July 2020 : Force?
17 July 2020 : How do I watch John Oliver and missed this?!
17 July 2020 : Why is it sponsored by @LastWeekTonight ??? So many questions.
17 July 2020 : This looks significantly more comfortable than what I do, which sucks and is hot. Jealous. pic.twitter.com/ayMGZoRmuC
17 July 2020 : Did you know you can get drunk and watch marbles spin down legos to replace the empty sports hole in your heart left by the Orioles not having any games for 100 months? pic.twitter.com/WNHoF81oNv
16 July 2020 : Not in my neighborhood but yeah in general no open containers.
16 July 2020 : But in theory yes
16 July 2020 : Nah it’s too hot we just open wine
16 July 2020 : DC can pry to go cocktails from my cold dead hands. pic.twitter.com/ElbbruoQsA
16 July 2020 : Remember how every year for our entire lives we've had reefer trucks parked outside of hospitals to collect the dead bodies because the morgue is overwhelmed? And how every year surgeries like my ankle hardware removal are always indefinitely postponed? Grow up, sheeple. 🐑🐑
16 July 2020 : I remember when I was 16 and my mom kicked me off and intimated T-Mobile into giving me my own plan.
16 July 2020 : For what it’s worth I’d rather post up at that peets than a mom & pop bc the WiFi is very reliable, it was spacious and you could actually work from there, and I don’t feel like a dick taking a table at a corporation. I haven’t found another coffee place that matches that peets.
16 July 2020 : did this get melty in a fire or????????? pic.twitter.com/RXJJZxfnFs
16 July 2020 : pls help me
16 July 2020 : An app that calls your mother if you send a dick pic.
16 July 2020 : David this awful why would you put this on my feed.
15 July 2020 : Maybe I’ll just start walking up to men and demanding their money from 6 feet away.
15 July 2020 : That’s all I want to do. I do not wish to be forced to interact with men in any way 😂
15 July 2020 : Exactly. Also, I'm talking literally 0 effort. I just wanna take pictures in all the dresses I own and then be given money. It's like when I wear them to a bar, and men buy me drinks as the toll for interacting with me. I'm far too unphotogenic to try to run photo sex work.
15 July 2020 : I'm willing to tape my cast back on my leg to accommodate fetishes. I still have it. Just give me money and leave me alone. pic.twitter.com/2V9gDnVkSO
15 July 2020 : Ok I just updated this. pic.twitter.com/RQf73cB3CZ
15 July 2020 : I always request money on facebook but they just call me a bitch 😫😢
15 July 2020 : i just want all the men i dont want to talk to to pay a tax for interacting with me.
15 July 2020 : I would like to have any Only Fans account where I post pictures in all the slutty I dresses I have nowhere to wear, and ignore all the men who interact with me. Is this an option?
15 July 2020 : Thanks @does_dc for sending me this helpful newsletter 10 days before my weekly payments go down to $105. pic.twitter.com/8cCyHNHtyy
15 July 2020 : Another day, same question! My business can't operate. I can't live off $105/week unemployment OR minimum wage work. What do you recommend I do?? My apartment is $1,450/month, would love to hear your payment plan suggestions. @MayorBowser @tweetelissa @charlesallen @ChmnMendelson
15 July 2020 : I dream of a world where I can go to my office and just get tested everyday.
15 July 2020 : Love seeing condescending takes about bras and make up being canceled. Not everyone was doing these things for other people, Deborah.
15 July 2020 : I’m a C and my chest hurts if I don’t wear one. Enjoy not, but other people can and stop giving a fuck what anyone else does.
15 July 2020 : My 5’6” boyfriend had an entire secret family.
15 July 2020 : Love to task my neighbors who post their dog shit opinions all over facebook and Nextdoor with nurturing and educating my offspring, permanently. pic.twitter.com/D9CEe9TbV4
15 July 2020 : Alabama, is that you?
15 July 2020 : The other Pica Taco is next to my moms in Alexandria and it is also wonderful. I try to go whenever I visit.
15 July 2020 : I misvoted but I set my phone, google hone, and have 2 lights at my bed flip on. I’m awful.
15 July 2020 : Yes.
15 July 2020 : No one in real life cares about any of these people. I can’t even make a joke about how I don’t know how to order an Italian sub bc I dropped out of college afk. It sucks.
15 July 2020 : Art within art.
15 July 2020 : Love to drool on a deers butthole all night.
15 July 2020 : So you might hate my pillow if I like it.
15 July 2020 : Head prison. Can’t deal.
15 July 2020 : Dammit!!
15 July 2020 : Oh it’s fine. I use it often. For the price there are the same or better elsewhere, but I like it.
15 July 2020 : fake news i didnt get one
15 July 2020 : why.
15 July 2020 : Wow can't believe Hogan said that stuff, I thought he really connected with nonwhite voters. Oh yeah. lol. pic.twitter.com/Y7VRPw09TK
15 July 2020 : hey this seems relevant again. fuck larry hogan. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1155224249499451392
15 July 2020 : Men.
14 July 2020 : Like what even is this. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1283098547076968448?s=21
14 July 2020 : Hero.
14 July 2020 : Don’t see me writing a sad face letter about how I’ll never go into a main bedroom again, tho.
14 July 2020 : I got mine years ago for way less, but these are at least in stock. https://www.grainger.com/product/3M-3M-Half-Mask-Respirator-3WXU8?internalSearchTerm=3M+Half+Mask+Respirator%2C+Respirator+Connection+Type%3A+Bayonet%2C+Mask+Size%3A+M&suggestConfigId=8&searchBar=true
14 July 2020 : I'm wearing a medium 3M 6000 series. https://www.grainger.com/category/safety/respiratory-protection/reusable-respirators-masks-replacement-filters-cartridges/half-mask-respirators
14 July 2020 : I have found dating over 30 to be super easy because men in their 30s are very interested in women their own age oh wait
14 July 2020 : Hi can I get an answer? Or will one of you hire my business for something? Thanks! @MayorBowser @MurielBowser @EleanorNorton @stevenmnuchin1 @IvankaTrump @realDonaldTrump https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1283091032889004035
14 July 2020 : Like I’m ok seeing some people and taking risks and I go to CrossFit without ac and lots of space, but I’ll be damned if fucking wmata or the worlds shittiest Harris teeter (Capitol hill) is what takes me out.
14 July 2020 : A few weeks ago I was on the train and an old man who kept coughing was hanging out maskless. He got mad when a masked teenager told him to fuck of. Let them stare. On the bus people look jealous more than anything else, but bus people seem more cautious than train people.
14 July 2020 : Perhaps the most perfect sentence.
14 July 2020 : Comedy would be letting Claudia Conway run her own version of anti trump ads with unlimited funding.
14 July 2020 : Someone was literally smoking a cigarette inside stadium armory next to an unmasked metro worker and no one in my trains car had a mask on. Maybe 10% of the people waiting for a train did.
14 July 2020 : Tear gas me unprepared once, shame on you. Twice, absolutely not. Thanks to the BPD and MPD for preparing me for this moment.
14 July 2020 : Is there still a tgifridays in Times Square? The Final Bar.
14 July 2020 : P100.
14 July 2020 : @HakunaWMATA , @unsuckdcmetro , and @wmata I guess lol like the last one gives a shit.
14 July 2020 : Someone was just straight up smoking a cigarette inside the Stadium Armory station and not a single person on this train is wearing a mask except for me. Enjoy going back to work, DC. WMATA is gonna be a shitshow. pic.twitter.com/K1OrsyZOt9
14 July 2020 : LinkedIn is a toxic and shitty website. pic.twitter.com/CyjweGJe48
14 July 2020 : I would rather stab my uterus with a knife repeatedly than have a child, so I think "do you want kids" is the end of the questions that I need to be asking!
14 July 2020 : My new activity is about to be robbing a bank.
14 July 2020 : yeah i believe that was the term conservatives were using to describe a stormed target and some burned down construction sites.
14 July 2020 : Hi @EleanorNorton , @MayorBowser , and @stevenmnuchin1 my business (which has so far lost $250,000 in revenue) can't operate, and I can't live off $105 a week, or pay my bills on minimum wage. Please advise what the fuck I'm supposed to do in 2 weeks.
14 July 2020 : At this point they must simply be trying to provoke more riots or another shot up softball game. Nothing else makes sense.
14 July 2020 : I can’t open my business and I can’t live on $105 a week. If they though the race riots were bad....lol.
14 July 2020 : If you only read one thing this week, read this eloquent profound, incisive--and true--profile. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2018/10/heidi-cruz-ted-his-senate-bid-and-2016-race/573256/?utm_source=twb
14 July 2020 : Matty literally cannot control himself on Twitter and I don't know why.
14 July 2020 : Honestly, fuck these people. I had to start a business because our healthcare system and lack of social safety net failed me. Every single day of this pandemic it's clear to me our culture fetishizes entrepreneurship and does nothing to nurture or aid it. https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1283025967234113536?s=20
14 July 2020 : Chrissy go on @QanonAnonymous
14 July 2020 : But I don't think capitalist plight is why my boyfriend had a secret family, or why my friends never came by to help me, or why the one who did doesn't return the feelings of love I have for him. Id say it's like 50% responsible for why I feel like I'll never have a partner, tho.
14 July 2020 : I just want to be linked up with a way to pay my rent lol. I'm pretty involved in stuff 99% of the time, for years and often at the cost of my own health, but I've been crying and staring at a wall for 4 weeks.
14 July 2020 : Totally baffled as to why people keep telling me to go work for minimum wage or whatever when the unemployment I’m receiving is ALREADY half what I would be making if my business could operate. Like, I still can’t pay my bills, im gonna skip the job more likely to give me covid.
13 July 2020 : I will not participate in this erasure of the hundreds of thousands of other bad officers.
13 July 2020 : Chad wagon. pic.twitter.com/8z7GdenvE5
13 July 2020 : Hi, @MayorBowser can you please help me? I've been asking you for months. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1282679191775870977
13 July 2020 : How do these people have jobs and I'm unemployed. I've done better therapist role playing on first dates.
13 July 2020 : WHAT
13 July 2020 : Hi @betterhelp I requested a refund and I hope it comes through soon. Thanks!
13 July 2020 : Yes! But more bot-like. Only a bot would calling breaking your leg "an unfortunate accident with you leg."
13 July 2020 : What have you lost by having any human companionship at all, even from people you don’t like all the time?
13 July 2020 : I requested a refund.
13 July 2020 : Me: In 2019 my boyfriend changed our locks & moved in secret fam, I broke my leg, lost my life savings, and my shitty friends never helped so I cut them out. Now I'm barely getting UI, my biz is tanked, still friendless, no future. Better Help: Your bf sure did disappoint you! pic.twitter.com/Gl5H2qcy9J
13 July 2020 : And access to a microwave. Anywhere in the hotel, not just your room.
13 July 2020 : i was Marie Antoinette a few years ago and carried around this purse. no idea it was going to make a very narrow and specific comeback. need a de blasio shaped one now. pic.twitter.com/BveyWVn5Sh
13 July 2020 : 🔪🍰
13 July 2020 : They're just drawn to me and I don't know why.
13 July 2020 : yes. pic.twitter.com/i7ZJTF8kHe
13 July 2020 : L M A O men are wild. Also sorry bb I type 140 wpm and I have a never fixed broken finger. pic.twitter.com/27ee2sHold
13 July 2020 : Oh because you’re a sad sad little man? Yes probably. Bye bye.
13 July 2020 : Also I’m 1099 business owner (a business I started bc it was that or starve on the street with my broken leg) and I was forced to use a w2 very part time job for my tiny share of money. Anyone with 1099 and w2 papers is dicked.
13 July 2020 : It’s not. I broke my leg in several spots last year and was out of work and lived off savings. I make more than $705 a week. Anyone who had a medical emergency like I did, including child birth, is suffering the same way.
13 July 2020 : There are only two weeks of pandemic assistance unemployment remaining before a huge chunk of this country can no longer pay for rent or food. @MayorBowser how do I pay my $1,450 rent on $105 a week? Why would I agree to a life ruining payment plan shouldering so much debt?
13 July 2020 : I’m about to rage tweet a response to an entire article. These people should be more like me.
13 July 2020 : New England gets off too easy with their regional cop out. Foxborough Patriots.
13 July 2020 : The Arlington Cowboys.
13 July 2020 : No and I live by rfk.
13 July 2020 : Because he’s a shitbag.
13 July 2020 : Don’t cheat. Unless.... 😉😘
13 July 2020 : Is anyone gonna tell them what couples do after the ceremony is over? 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/x1MKFx65v7
13 July 2020 : This is normal and good, nothing to see here. Absolutely no difference between this and local police, it's fine.
13 July 2020 : Baby I love you and would never cheat on you. I got herpes from a mask. I swear to god. pic.twitter.com/6tQ6Wp4EYi
13 July 2020 : Personally, I'm claustrophobic and wore a mask through a 5.25 hour optional hair dye situation I signed up for lmao look at this fucking loser. Pro tip: be prepared to chug water in the bathroom. https://twitter.com/SuzanneEvans1/status/1281860741574864896
13 July 2020 : But even that wasn't enough to stop a Nazi from shooting up a school full of Jewish children in one of the most Jewish populated areas in the country. And that didn't stop well intentioned mourners from using crosses as the default symbol of respect for the dead.
13 July 2020 : An attempt was made.
13 July 2020 : It’s 2 am here I’m drunk sorry.
13 July 2020 : Lol remember that time my business was tanking due to coronavirus, and I got approved for $105 a week in unemployment and a $1,000 PPP loan, while Nancy was showing off her ice creams? I DO! #NancyMustGo
13 July 2020 : small price to pay for such cool content.
13 July 2020 : I mean, I hope soon.
13 July 2020 : Stop participating in Republican erasure within the Democratic party.
13 July 2020 : wow are you suggesting we cancel democracy?
13 July 2020 : hell we need it.
13 July 2020 : Antifas, is our next meeting at Burger Chairman or Pizza Krushcheby? https://twitter.com/KwCongressional/status/1282069972735459342
13 July 2020 : I would literally die.
12 July 2020 : Hey @MurielBowser , @MayorBowser , @ChmnMendelson - in 3 weeks my unemployment goes from a laughable $705 to an even bigger joke of $105 a week -- and my landlord wants me to make partial payments and a payment plan. My rent is $1,450. Do y'all have any suggestions? #CancelRent
12 July 2020 : lol in 3 weeks my unemployment, which was already less than i would have made, goes from $705 a week to $105 -- and my landlord wants me to make partial payments and a payment plan. my rent is $1,450.
12 July 2020 : If the person is under 50, even the most locked down profiles can almost always be linked to a grandma, or you can find their MySpace, and no one deleted their top 8. It's the easiest way to track movement that I've found.
12 July 2020 : Always pull the record of the deeds for the place you’re renting if it’s a private landlord. Always. Then use that information to search property databases and court records. Find facebook friends and figure out where your landlord has lived, and check each local court. https://twitter.com/kelgoretrout/status/1281966885454528512
12 July 2020 : Refusing to answer questions and dying on the street to prove free market is cool and good.
12 July 2020 : It only took 2 youtube videos!
12 July 2020 : Which setting do I have to be at to guarantee the person bringing me drinks has completed at least one year of grad school?
12 July 2020 : Incredibly proud of myself. Next I’ll try a pina colada in the thing. pic.twitter.com/peMXPKzUbO
12 July 2020 : One person in a mask and she’s a worker. 😡
12 July 2020 : Not near you, but did you see? https://twitter.com/generaltire/status/1281618434749599754?s=21 https://twitter.com/generaltire/status/1281618434749599754
12 July 2020 : That's interesting because I've been in the market for both timeframes in DC. Almost everywhere has at least 1 month free, some 1.5 or 2, and lots of fees waived. Maybe 1% up on paper, but not sure that tracks in actual payments.
12 July 2020 : Now we begin Bezosism.
12 July 2020 : Not just children! The dead bodies of celebrities, too! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1282182716826550272?s=20
12 July 2020 : So someone bought the cabinet, Naya got murdered AND now her body is being mailed out with the purchase?
12 July 2020 : Do these fucking idiots think that someone purchased a Wayfair hit on Naya Rivera, or that she’s for sale with a cabinet? Is it Russian roulette if your Wayfair purchase gets you a child bride or a dead celebrity? pic.twitter.com/aEGtM2mPRc
12 July 2020 : PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAH 😫😫😫😫😫 pic.twitter.com/639AC4ZwKC
11 July 2020 : I used to see them at the local rec centers in Fairfax County, Virginia so often that they started recognizing me and my friends.
11 July 2020 : Dear property managers: just because you list your shitty suburban rental apartment on Craigslist like it's *in* the city, doesn't mean I'm going to be tricked into renting it. Stop.
11 July 2020 : It's literally a publicly traded company. These people can figure out PACER but not EDGAR? Good god. pic.twitter.com/Q6YsHaTCLb
11 July 2020 : God bless. https://twitter.com/saltlamplick/status/1281945634522705920
11 July 2020 : @Apple is it magic bc the keys dont fucking fall off like they do on my macbook pro?
11 July 2020 : no pls keep talking about goya beans, it's more fun than talking about how so many people are about to lose their healthcare and homes, in addition to no longer being able to patronize restaurants and leave tips, cutting others pay, etc etc.
11 July 2020 : wow wish i wasn't about to lose my housing or healthcare in 3 weeks when pandemic unemployment runs out. glad our lawmakers are busy busy with the real issues tho.
11 July 2020 : fuck is there a subreddit where someone gives me a car?
11 July 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser what payment plan should I go on with my landlord for my $1,450 a month rent when my unemployment drops to $105 a week next month?
11 July 2020 : Ah yes, teenagers are famously mature, reasonable, and calm. Imagine being so fucking Qanon Wayfair obsessed you seriously tweet this. Also if a bunch of stupid fucking shits on the Internet were “helping find me,” I’d lose my shit too. https://twitter.com/nicolerivera333/status/1281670108604178438
11 July 2020 : I was a libertarian in early 2016. https://twitter.com/birthmarxist/status/1281685118889996288
11 July 2020 : @QanonAnonymous "way fairer prices than epstein" - @kirbtb
11 July 2020 : Do you actually live in dc and work at all purpose pizza like what the fuck
11 July 2020 : I hear what you’re saying, but I had a huge international show get canceled in Barcelona in February, and 3 clients in Wuhan pull out of contracts in January so idk about nyc.
11 July 2020 : One time an old lady locked me in her living room to talk about how much she hated Bernie for 30 minutes but also gave me a coffee so she’s either my worst one or best worst bc February was cold.
11 July 2020 : Why can't she do something useful with her time, like keep millions of us from living on the streets in the next couple of months? Good god.
11 July 2020 : Christ, that is so fucking stupid it actually makes me feel better about how @MayorBowser has simply ignored me every time I ask her if she wants me to die on the street. Raimondo's seems like an affirmation and not an ignore.
11 July 2020 : I asked someone about this, because a woman dropped my items off and it wasn't the person on the app. He said his wife was doing the delivering and he was doing the shopping bc it made them more efficient.
11 July 2020 : Between the pricing and the acceptance of common credit cards as payment, Wayfair continues to be a champion of the average middle class American. https://twitter.com/kirbtb/status/1281761815911858179
11 July 2020 : Incredibly progressive of Wayfair to open up the child market to those who simply have a Discover card with a $10,000 limit, and not only the wealthy who have the cash stockpiled up. This is class equality, folks. Bravo.
11 July 2020 : This is the same thing they told us when the dc sniper was happening lol. Well that and “walk to school in a zigzag pattern.”
11 July 2020 : @drmistercody your better help ppp ad was speaking to my soul.
11 July 2020 : Shoving my body into a mediocre armoire and selling it for $15,000 on Wayfair to pay my rent.
11 July 2020 : This country is a fucking joke, honestly.
10 July 2020 : Your last 12 months must have really blown, bc my boyfriend had a secret family and changed our locks, I lost all my friends and money, and tried to kill myself from the hole I was in. I sincerely hope things are better for you now, but...the world.
10 July 2020 : My Life: Feb 2019: break my leg, lose my life savings. Start a business to keep a roof over my head. Biz becomes successful Feb-March 2020: lose ALL 2020 clients & events due to COVID August 2020: lose the $600 a week unemployment, lose my home. Fuck America. What a shithole.
10 July 2020 : It's the eviction I don't want. Either way I end up on my mom's couch: with the eviction, there is no coming back from that, ever. I want my deposit refunded as well. I need to call OTA. I meant more social advice in terms of wording and tone.
10 July 2020 : So if the shitbag Republicans refuse to allow the extra $600 a week in unemployment to continue, what's the best way to write my landlord and let him know i'm peacing out by August 15 and can't even pay more than $600 out of my $1450 monthly rent?
10 July 2020 : @Project_Veritas is actual journalism per The Letter's requirements.
10 July 2020 : The Letter of Canceling Tucker's Cancelations.
10 July 2020 : Do we all rush into other industries that aren't hiring? Or that pay less than what we make? Why go back to work if I have to work for minimum wage, abandon the company I started, and *still* lose my home and healthcare? Fuck you, @stevenmnuchin1 . You piece of shit.
10 July 2020 : Exhibit hall booth designers, exhibit hall booth builders, travel agents, convention center staff, tipped workers at places in/near convention centers/stadiums/arenas, auto show product specialists, auto show cleaning staff, the agencies that staff these people, we're all fucked.
10 July 2020 : This is a small example of the events that have closed down in the United States. Like many others, my base unemployment rate is a joke: $105 a week. I am going to lose my home if the $600 a week unemployment isn't extended. Many of us will. Some already have. pic.twitter.com/ko7OvVmISM
10 July 2020 : How is this not a parody account? https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1281679899607142400
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10 July 2020 : Based on equipment/skill, pay starts $450-700 for 1 min of finished video, lower for subsequent minutes. Client add ons (jingles, dubbing, 4k) drive up rates. THIS IS CONTRACT WORK. Select applicants will be invited to create an audition video for $150. https://forms.gle/58mWvr7hTtmAPvFEA
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10 July 2020 : i've got 18" calves and tiny tiny ankles, but i wish.
10 July 2020 : Someone please invent some kind of dental dam/mask/mouth guard hybrid situation that will allow me to get my entire face threaded.
10 July 2020 : Alan Moore is my capitalism and police loving hero.
9 July 2020 : how is my gym better prepared. pic.twitter.com/k6ZWgOYeAr
9 July 2020 : Every year i hope I’m rich enough to buy custom boots that fit over my stupid ass calves.
9 July 2020 : “At the same time they’re aging parents who need help” like if this was a pivot from the impact of women in the workforce bc of kids rn, he didn’t spend enough time on the childcare thing. Or are the women the aging parents
9 July 2020 : I guess that’s why he started rambling about taking care of parents and bungled that’s too. 🙄 Ugh.
9 July 2020 : We have to allow spaces for all opinions, Molly. Did you not read The Letter of Fairness and Civility??? Perhaps the virus will be convinced to simply go away now, all thanks to our great leadership.
9 July 2020 : Whelp.
9 July 2020 : Like how fucking hard is it to just simply say that women do the bulk of the child rearing and are being forced to put their careers on hold? pic.twitter.com/th2p2raHKj
9 July 2020 : Entire industries are shuttered. People who work for tips are fucked. People are taking jobs that pay half of what they made before, and they can’t survive on that. Make them give us money, or let’s burn the whole fucking thing down.
9 July 2020 : Fuck another $1,200 stimulus check, send us $2,000 a month and cancel our rent. Fuck using a 3 month average of the unemployment rate (which is a political term, not an accurate reflection of real life) to determine what percent of $600 a week we get; just extend it.
9 July 2020 : Anyway what happened to this? Did the virus mutate out of existence while I was sleeping? pic.twitter.com/fjgvExWnz1
9 July 2020 : Big problem for employers during COVID: the consequences of their own shitty actions.
9 July 2020 : I choose to con.
9 July 2020 : I will never get over the fact that listening to a podcast that drags Alex Jones made me more informed about COVID-19 than people who only listened to the United States government. Thanks, @gotobedjordan / @knowledge_fight !
9 July 2020 : hell yeah donny, you doing the most. pic.twitter.com/7pB0znWOEP
9 July 2020 : Oh, are they finally picking up the calls from people who have been trying to apply since April?
9 July 2020 : Look he has a mask on! I see no problems. pic.twitter.com/q1fmKUmjvU
9 July 2020 : It made me lose 3 followers
9 July 2020 : No.
9 July 2020 : elephants doing stuff is always great. i love that guy.
9 July 2020 : https://twitter.com/TheSun/status/1280927127202742273?s=20
9 July 2020 : look ive never related to a twitter bio before the way i relate to yours, so i do what i can! but like i tell the women i moved from trade show hostesses to video marketing actors: "i have no idea what im doing and this might fail" has been the motto of my business from day 1 😂
9 July 2020 : All of my clients are doing just great rn, and my new tactic is targeting the associations whose shows are being canceled. If I find anyone looking for anything remotely similar to what you can do (bc people never listen), I'll absolutely message you.
9 July 2020 : “Everything is open again” is something said by a person whose entire existence is the Applebees and the bait shop.
9 July 2020 : simmering in a q-bone
9 July 2020 : 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/wLHOY3md6d
9 July 2020 : I wish I could help you out. I'm also in conferences (my agency provides staff for exhibitors), but all I can offer is contract work making explainer/intro videos.
9 July 2020 : what the fuck.
9 July 2020 : Yup and CrossFit works great for me, but I don't feel compelled to scream at people they do things I do. Second only to no shampoo people are diva cup people. Get fuuuuucked.
9 July 2020 : Good god is this about the Eagles or is this a new thing.
9 July 2020 : They use vinegar or some shit every other day or week, they all have their own methods. They try to say if you stop washing daily, your hair doesn't get greasy which my personal experiment determined was a fucking lie.
9 July 2020 : People who stop using shampoo and can't wait to tell you you're an idiot if you wash your hair everyday, even though I looked and felt like a disgusting mess when I tried to do it. If a broken leg couldn't keep me from daily shampooing, No Poo Patty on the internet isn't gonna.
9 July 2020 : "No shampoo" people might be the most obnoxious fucking humans on planet earth, and I say this as someone whose only hobby is CrossFit.
9 July 2020 : When corona moves your cornhole league from the bar to a park. pic.twitter.com/SzsU6Hg8Oe
8 July 2020 : https://twitter.com/sanashaikh_/status/1280520054111719431?s=20 https://twitter.com/sanashaikh_/status/1280520054111719431
8 July 2020 : Surely there are no unforeseen issues with guaranteeing only people who have access to capital will be able to keep their guns, while we are also wrapping up a global pandemic and heading into a global depression. https://twitter.com/IwriteOK/status/1280923112825974784
8 July 2020 : i dont know what came over me. i completely trust our overlords to look out for my best interests during these trying times.
8 July 2020 : Surely there are no unforeseen issues with guaranteeing only people who have access to capital will be able to keep their guns, while we are also wrapping up a global pandemic and heading into a global depression.
8 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/d9bkT0YCpN
8 July 2020 : Very unfair of you, he's actually a motherwife guy.
8 July 2020 : also my face when i remember he calls her mother.
8 July 2020 : Love to defend my pals when they quote Hitler. Thank god we’ve agreed to the terms of Harper’s Letter of Civility and Fairness. pic.twitter.com/juAGWhIDvx
8 July 2020 : Any time I agree to endorse something, I like to make sure at least 3 people I fucking hate have signed on as well.
8 July 2020 : I can't imagine saying this shit out loud in my house, never mind to the media.
8 July 2020 : CTE is part of our society. It wasn't created by football or sports. There's no expert view right now that I'm aware of that sports is going to make brain damage worse. https://twitter.com/byAustinMeek/status/1280882206660014082
8 July 2020 : Imagine looking around at all the women who are about to be removed from the workforce so they can stay at home with their children and thinking, “yes, I think I would like to impregnate someone.” I guess if you arent doing the baking or bulk of the raising of kids, it’s nbd.
8 July 2020 : Wow can't believe I met both @julianfeeld and @travis_view , and received 0 free constitutions. She makes great points.
7 July 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253406474535084033?s=20
7 July 2020 : RT @manda_writes: In this thread, I will be congratulating billionaires, multimillionaires, megachains, and publicly traded companies for s…
7 July 2020 : Careful, Cody. Dan will come after ya. https://dcist.com/story/11/02/03/snyder-suit-accuses-city-paper-of-a/
7 July 2020 : I majored in Arabic but dropped out a little over halfway through, so I never noticed the required 400 level sandwich courses 😔 very embarrassing.
7 July 2020 : WHOA pink shirts?! How gross! I take back my support; let the poors die, we cannot have pink on the men!
7 July 2020 : What in the fuck do they think a clock is.
7 July 2020 : What am I describing? My business was failed by the SBA. That is all I have described. There are many of us. Have you tried to Google it? Single member LLCs, totally fucked. Women and minority owned businesses, totally fucked. Business owners I personally know, totally fucked.
7 July 2020 : I would like to offer my signature in support of allowing David Brooks to continue to receive a bunch of money for writing just truly incredible takes like this. pic.twitter.com/jtWvERQ0bQ
7 July 2020 : Honestly just two of the most incredible consecutive sentences ever written. pic.twitter.com/FIhx0qEOWD
7 July 2020 : I do not think Pelosi pocketed all the money. Where did I suggest that? I think maybe it's time she's replaced by someone who isn't tied to so many businesses they don't even know what's going on. I received $1,000 because the system is broken.
7 July 2020 : It's all I can think about when someone says his name.
7 July 2020 : College...that's the place where they teach you how to pronounce the names of fancy Italian sandwiches, right? Us drop outs can only eat Mexican food. 🙁
7 July 2020 : His pal Gordon Sondland definitely did! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253796428612349954?s=20
7 July 2020 : If only.
7 July 2020 : Haa yeah DC rent blows. It's furnished and includes utilities, and I'm in Capitol Hill so I can walk to a bunch of restaurants, gyms, and public transit....which are all closed.
7 July 2020 : Oh, sorry, I misread-- but yeah, almost my entire apartment is on one breaker lmao so that doesn't work.
7 July 2020 : It's not the breaker, or I would have done that. It's a wiring issue. I'd prefer to rent from a company, but my credit sucks. Guess it's ok now bc my rent is only $1450 and my income is like, half of what it should be. I'm getting a discount and the big cos aren't doing that.
7 July 2020 : Be nice to Olivia her very cool and racist friend with funny jokes just died. 🙃🙃
7 July 2020 : lmao pic.twitter.com/1golEor2ga
7 July 2020 : yeah i'm in an english basement, so he lives above me. since it's a studio, it made the apartment unlivable, and i had to leave.
7 July 2020 : No, mine is so nice, it only took him 14 days to deal with my entire studio apartment having bright ass lights on 24/7 that couldn't be turned off without manually unscrewing 7 recessed lights. Just two short weeks! 🙃
7 July 2020 : Sure wish it had done shit for me, haha.
7 July 2020 : Can't believe that failing to deliver mail in ballots and instead making constituents stand in line for hours during a global pandemic while the cops threatened to arrest them for violating curfew didn't go well for his "janeese is a big meanie to the cops" platform.
7 July 2020 : One thing it doesn't always have is when the state of emergency orders expire, which is important!
7 July 2020 : At least we got Janeese! The small highlight of local politics in 2020.
7 July 2020 : Pitch this to Mark Cuban.
7 July 2020 : This is a good base, but you need to individually search each one to confirm. https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/emergency-bans-on-evictions-and-other-tenant-protections-related-to-coronavirus.html
7 July 2020 : And no worries, I misread my own tweets half the time.
7 July 2020 : No, despite what my landlord seems to think, DC has suspended both late fees and evictions. Bowser is too busy making murals to actually do shit, and the council is too busy voting to not raise taxes on the wealthy to address the avalanche of evictions we're going to have soon.
7 July 2020 : Right, so you cannot currently be evicted in DC. If you are also being threatened with eviction in DC, you need to do as I have done, and contact OTA. None of these states have suspended evictions forever.
7 July 2020 : Minnesota's eviction moratorium runs out when the state of emergency ends. Currently, the state of emergency expires July 13.
7 July 2020 : States w set dates for resuming evictions: Arizona: July 22 Connecticut: August 25 Florida: August 1 Hawaii: July 31 Illinois: July 26 Indiana: July 31 Michigan: July 15 Nevada: July 31 New York: August 20 Oregon: September 30 Pennsylvania: July 10 Washington: August 1
7 July 2020 : For some weird reason, lots of these states seem to have their eviction moratoriums expire at the same time we run out of the $600 unemployment benefit. 🤔
7 July 2020 : Your landlord cannot evict you for nonpayment in these states: Arizona, Connecticut, Delaware, DC, Florida, Hawaii, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Nevada, New Jersey, New York, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Vermont, and Washington.
7 July 2020 : Have you considered if we tax them too much, they will become lazy and stop working so hard to earn all that money? Very sad, we must accommodate our very fragile billionaires.
7 July 2020 : I'm also a single member LLC, because I run a trade show staffing agency so I contract with models and actresses. We're definitely the most fucked.
7 July 2020 : It's just a matter of circumstances. I formed in April 2019 and became profitable later in the year. By January 2020 my revenue was 35-50k a month, and since I'm in events I have lost contracts through 2021. The SBA doesn't give a shit about anyone's circumstances.
7 July 2020 : Really weird you think someone who is primarying Pelosi is a fan of shit Trump does.
7 July 2020 : There is no “advance” on the PPP, but thanks for implying I’m stupid and don’t know the difference between the PPP and EIDL. In actuality, the problem is that the system? It’s broken. Shocking, huh?!
7 July 2020 : @AlisonB916 Literally everything.
7 July 2020 : yes, and i gave money to @Booker4KY . But Mitch isn't running on a dem ticket, is he? https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253406474535084033?s=20
7 July 2020 : What even is the point 🙄🙄
7 July 2020 : My atrophying adult son.
7 July 2020 : I got a free month of paid and it was....horrific. The user interface is like a grandma made it back in 1993. The men are old confused boomers.
7 July 2020 : No! Match is AWFUL. DO NOT DO THAT.
7 July 2020 : THIS.
7 July 2020 : What the fuck!!!!!
7 July 2020 : Based on layout alone bumble wins BUT they recently made filtering options a paid feature so 🤷🏼‍♀️
7 July 2020 : I think so. I have bumble, hinge, and Okcupid and bumble is the easiest and quickest to use. Okcupid is awful.
7 July 2020 : Trust me, I wish that having a partner/two person family wasn’t so important to me lol
7 July 2020 : If I had a job or hobby where I interacted with straight men I probably wouldn’t use any app.
7 July 2020 : I wouldn’t say it’s too optimistic. I rarely match anyone and went on maybe 4 first dates in 2019, 0 in 2020.
7 July 2020 : You mean parental duties?
7 July 2020 : If Steve won’t cape for billionaires, who will??
7 July 2020 : Had you not responded, I never would have known. Amateur hour! They should have waited until I acknowledged the threat of blocking me, just to confirm I saw it.
7 July 2020 : I own a business that operates on 3 continents and is temporarily failing only due to a global pandemic, but i wait with baited breath for more job advice from you.
7 July 2020 : If I had a co op, those people would be joining me at the homeless shelter in a couple weeks! No employees. Modeling agency.
7 July 2020 : I mean, Dowd is The NY Times, but the concept applies here too! pic.twitter.com/TN3e2M6at9
7 July 2020 : Thank you!!
7 July 2020 : Heidi, honey, if I was a paid campaign worker I wouldn’t be facing eviction due to joblessness in DC.
7 July 2020 : Primary kushner!
7 July 2020 : 3 weeks ago I made a facebook status about 77 and clydes being hypocrites for their BLM signs on the Hamilton, and like 10 white bartenders living in northwest or va w govt contractor jobs somehow found me to tell me I was stupid. You’re brave for even mentioning it 😂
7 July 2020 : Truly these people are not prepared for what will happen to them when our $600 a week unemployment add on disappears.
7 July 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253406474535084033?s=21
7 July 2020 : Yuuup. I’m a small business owner. I started calling this out the day the first Edgar filing was listed. I’m not the correct leftist to complain to for not doing enough.
7 July 2020 : Toyota did a campaign that was “built by Texans, for Texans” at the Texas state fair in 2013 and honestly? Genius. Easily one of the best lines I’ve ever seen.
7 July 2020 : Ok I’ll call them as soon as they hold public office.
7 July 2020 : Ah you have a B&B? We’re semi related: my business is in large conventions, so we’re both in the totally forgotten category of hospitality/events. Lots of Marriott subsidiaries got loans. Have you considered being Bethany Marriott?? 🙄
7 July 2020 : Why? Bc they make the parts in one factory, and leave a blank space for a second battery in gas trucks bc it’s cheaper that way. Grown men would be upset to near tears. Sometimes they’d also LITERALLY cry about blue DEF and diesel laws.
7 July 2020 : It’s true when I see a wire I immediately go to task rabbit and hire a man. semirelated; for years I worked for Chevy, did the relaunch of the 2013 Silverado. Grown men would fight me to near tears, telling me the gasoline truck I had personally put 15,000 miles on was diesel.
7 July 2020 : Yeah I think they just believe it *seems* difficult? But I worked for GM for 8 years and im lucky I can, like, turn on a foreign car bc of all the brainwashing, so what do I know! The bar is quite low.
7 July 2020 : I think it’s something that seems difficult but isn’t so they try to upcharge?? I had my impala stolen 3 times so I snipped my lines to pop my trunk from the inside and cut the cable for pax seat seatbelt bc my bookbag set it off and no one ever mentioned those legit issues.
7 July 2020 : Hahahaha my first real job was at 16 in a car dealership, and I worked in the service lane answer phones, cashiering, and doing warranty claims shit. Headlights in particular are something I have had places fuck w me on!!! Thank god i worked there so I know.
7 July 2020 : *gestures vaguely*
7 July 2020 : I like to wake up every morning, take an Adderall, get ready for the day, check Axios, and then say this.
7 July 2020 : If Griffin has sex with Kio in Taylor's Kia, how many times can Charli cry?
7 July 2020 : Yes. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253406474535084033?s=20
7 July 2020 : Problem solving. pic.twitter.com/88OvaXb2ON
7 July 2020 : Trust me, I long for the year I make 250k in profit. Hell, at this point, I long for the decade in which I make 250k in profit. I own a modeling agency, and models are expensive. My cut, not so much.
7 July 2020 : Nancy Pelosi's husband is part owner of a business that got a PPP loan. My business has lost $250,000 in revenue; I got a $1,000 PPP. Unlike Pelosi, Im broke & my landlord has threatened to evict me during a global pandemic, despite DC's eviction ban. Support @ShahidForChange . pic.twitter.com/QRcIILZkOI
7 July 2020 : idk, brandon todd's plan to attack janeese george over defunding the mpd while constituents stood in line for hours to vote during a global pandemic and were threatened with arrest by the mpd for violating curfew seemed to really work in his favor. oh wait.
7 July 2020 : I agree! Women have to think from an early age about it, because we're socialized to be caregivers and many families have role models that have a woman sacrificing a career for children. Men....don't have to think until some random from Bumble is like "I am never doing that."
7 July 2020 : I think so, too. I'm definitely a rarity bc I remember thinking when I was 8 and my mom was pregnant "absolutely no oh my god," but even at 32 I sometimes shock people when I say I don't want kids. They've truly never considered it.
7 July 2020 : I think I need a dating site where the men can't make their own profiles, and need non heteronormative friends to create their honest profiles for them.
7 July 2020 : Also I made an account on that site and the men are....there are a lot of personal problems the few men with accounts seem to be having, and none of them are about reproducing.
7 July 2020 : Wholeheartedly concur. AND of men who *have* thought about wanting kids and decided "nah," a not insignificant portion of them are suffering from Peter Pan syndrome. What I would give to have that biological clock countdown people talk about!
7 July 2020 : Well, the thing is, dating me is erasing the chances to have a baby. I don't really care if they spend time thinking about diapers; I care about how the lack of thought of what raising a child entails results in the dating pool shrinking to about 5-10% of it's original size.
7 July 2020 : Fun fact! People tried to make a childfree dating site, but it's awful for several dozen reasons: one of which is that men wanting to have affairs view childfree women as a great way to accomplish that goal, without the 18 years of evidence.
7 July 2020 : Guess I am going to start selling coke as soon as unemployment ends this month.
7 July 2020 : And that’s since I was like....16.
7 July 2020 : Then guess I’m a shitty personality, hideous crap bucket, because my experience not wanting kids and dating is that most men have never even considered not having children or the work of having them, and aren’t interested in meeting if I’m for real about not.
7 July 2020 : Thought the pandemic would cause more single men in their 30s to be okay with the idea of never having kids, but logging into Bumble makes me remember that women do the bulk of the child rearing and all the risk of birth. Silly me for thinking men would give a shit!
7 July 2020 : Ok but what the fuck. pic.twitter.com/ao9vOCKZRz
6 July 2020 : It's becoming increasingly less safe feeling. I have switched to wearing a P100 gas mask on it. Pretty much 100% of the time there is at least one person unmasked, often coughing, and 50% of the time there is a loud, laughing group of 2-5 unmasked ppl, usually touristy looking.
6 July 2020 : That shirt.
6 July 2020 : Thanks! I am actually not really worried yet. I think he’s just talking big talk wo really knowing any of the laws bc his California lawyer ex wife/current girlfriend gave him some buzzwords to say to me to scare me. He’s basically letting me pay whatever in practice.
6 July 2020 : Issa good one. https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1279404407180922880
6 July 2020 : I bought Tesla stock in 2013 and sold it in 2019 when I broke my leg, and yet I would press criminal charges if Elon attempted to sign my crotch.
6 July 2020 : Still fuming over my landlord telling me he was being nice by not charging me a late fee on the 5th, when DC law doesn’t allow a late fee until the 6th during normal times, and has banned them during coronavirus.
6 July 2020 : Yo so how are people gonna feel in April 2021 when they find out they have to pay taxes on their 1099 unemployment checks?
6 July 2020 : I made a thread with mostly publicly traded companies, but some loose lipped private companies. I have a spreadsheet that includes EDGAR filings & property values of c suites homes. If this Twitter monitored and anything is of interest, I can email you. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253406474535084033?s=20
6 July 2020 : Imagine Bulletproof Coffee being your food culture.
6 July 2020 : crybaby white libs?! never!
5 July 2020 : So thank you, benevolent landlord. God bless. I'm sorry it's so hard for you my rent is a few days late. In an attempt to save money, maybe try not doing a fucking vanity project on the HVAC system during a global pandemic.
5 July 2020 : He has never, ever, not ONE TIME broken down a box in recycling, meaning I always have boxes I can't fit and just hold onto for weeks. pic.twitter.com/8nx7C9bXI6
5 July 2020 : - He added this bug thing which is both new and causing a horde of bugs to be at my door pic.twitter.com/SxnEJSwjbO
5 July 2020 : - It's a basement, so there are steps to his house. I use them as storage. He came down my steps, threw all my stored shit onto my couch, and left it that way. This is repeat behavior: he's done the same after clearing a way to access the breaker box.
5 July 2020 : - Wrote up an illegal lease that results in me living in an apartment NOT UP TO CODE and unable to access my own mail. He is not permitted to be renting out a unit advertised as stand alone functional. He is only permitted to be renting to a roommate through DCRA.
5 July 2020 : - replaced my functioning outdoor light with one that doesn't work (???) - took 4-7 days to begin to deal with my mouse problem - didn’t wear a mask for our conversation today
5 July 2020 : - scheduled an electrician to come out today, Sunday, the one day a week DC tenant law says you can’t schedule things in a tenants house wo prior permission. He ONLY had the electrician look at the lights as an add on: the electrician was scheduled to do things at my landlord's.
5 July 2020 : - took 14 days to make my 7 recessed lights stop flashing instead of turning off AFTER previously being alerted to this as a more minor and occasional problem months ago. Bc I'm in a STUDIO APARTMENT, I was unable to sleep at home.
5 July 2020 : - when my fridge broke and all my food went bad, my landlord said he’d replace the food or provide a break on rent and never did - said he would replace my door and never did - said he would replace my lock and never did
5 July 2020 : - scheduled an HVAC guy to come out tomorrow to look at installing a second unit so I can control my own ac and heat. This is not essential, and would make my tiny studio unlivable in non-corona times, and certainly is going to now. it also does not benefit me in any way.
5 July 2020 : - When I've been late in the past, he didn’t charge me late fees all but once in the past. Which ok cool it’s a predatory practice and makes it more unlikely I can pay you but ok. Legit.
5 July 2020 : - subtlety threatened to evict me during a pandemic when eviction is illegal - didn’t charge me a late fee during a pandemic when late fees are illegal
5 July 2020 : So my landlord came by and told me he "didn't want to put anyone out on the street" and let me know he wasn't even going to charge me a late fee, and then mentioned all the ways he's been understanding. Here is my list of my landlord's understanding behaviors:
5 July 2020 : Instead of offering any rent relief for July, my landlord has contractors coming in for estimates for nonessential renovations to my studio apartment during a pandemic. Meanwhile, it took 14 (sleepless) days for him to get an electrician to see why my lights wouldn't turn off .
5 July 2020 : 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/XI3ATZnbWH
4 July 2020 : I read it out loud to my friend who thought I said "Aaliyah." She is a better option.
4 July 2020 : JIZZOTUS
4 July 2020 : pic.twitter.com/YGso0dBFmr
4 July 2020 : My favorite part is the way they are living their entire lives around an invented fan fiction wherein the president is secretly not terrible.
4 July 2020 : These Qanon people think the Mt Rushmore fireworks look like Q's and keep posting them as "evidence", but, uh, this is clearly a dick and balls. Where we jizz one, we jizz all. pic.twitter.com/1yn5HM0KSc
3 July 2020 : I hope this saga continues after quarantine is over.
3 July 2020 : US Christmas tree retailers fear shortages on December 24 pic.twitter.com/NjV8vNIgJR
3 July 2020 : Is she holding a bottle of hand sanitizer or rubbing alcohol?
3 July 2020 : They're also both incredibly not flattering, though I think the weird top part of the purple dress bothers me more than anything. You're rich. Buy clothes that fit, lady.
3 July 2020 : he's getting bids to build more child trafficking tunnels, and hurting the original child trafficking tunnels? ugh. what a pedo guy.
3 July 2020 : This dress is so awful.
3 July 2020 : When I was researching then, there were reports of not sick car accident patients getting scanned & seeing lung damage for surprise covid, but was written off as pre symptoms. That doesnt appear to be the belief any longer. If I didnt work out 10x a week, I wouldnt have noticed
3 July 2020 : But asymptomatic people definitely can have lung damage, so I’m not an outlier there. It’s pretty well documented at this point. At the time (March 15), it wasnt, at least not in English, so I didnt think I had it. I’d guess most people aren’t running. In general. Never mind now.
3 July 2020 : 🤷🏼‍♀️ I thought I was just getting out of shape from being less active (closed gym, depression, no mile walk to work, etc). Guess we’ll know in like 100 years or whatever!
3 July 2020 : So stop fucking making us pay rent, asshole.
3 July 2020 : I was asymptomatic and couldn’t run a mile for over a month. I was set to run a ten miler in that time.
3 July 2020 : How did they not notice this? pic.twitter.com/ZVjJzmGMlm
3 July 2020 : “But the grocery store is always hiring!” - Mitch McConnell, probably.
3 July 2020 : Lol I just realized my phone made pay cut into payout which is hilarious and I wish was true. And absolutely not.
3 July 2020 : Ha I worry and prepare. Unemployment is already a massive payout for me. I can’t imagine making it on $105 a week.
3 July 2020 : Similarly, losing your student housing and now being at home 24/7 with your parents and 12 year old brother and family dog or whatever, crammed together in a tiny house? That’s gonna impact productivity and ability to learn, too. Fuck paying sticker price for that.
3 July 2020 : It doesn’t matter how good the teacher is. Distance learning sucks for a lot of people. Like, I own a business. I pay to use a coworking spot because my brain rots and I become overcome with depression sitting alone at home all day working. My business suffers. I’m not alone.
3 July 2020 : It’s what can pretty easily happen when you lose your home, ability to eat, and get stuck in a financial hole that you’ll die in, either tomorrow or in 50 years.
3 July 2020 : Grown ass adults want a discount on HOA and amenity fees. This is worse, bc distance learning, isolation, lack of mental stimulation, and crowded family homes all blow, and education selling for $45,000 a year in good circumstances shouldn’t be the same price in these parameters.
3 July 2020 : Really? It actually kind of sucks and is taking key issues (distance learning isn’t for everyone, many students are in horrific family situations they thought they escaped, and use of those those amenities IS being paid for by tuition), and making it about pay for professors.
3 July 2020 : Failing to extend the $600 a week unemployment add on will result in so many suicides and murder suicides.
3 July 2020 : That thread has dated information, too. It’s now over 12,000 students and teachers in quarantine.
2 July 2020 : Arizona is almost as bad as NYC at its peak despite lacking the attributes NYC had that made it uniquely susceptible to COVID and with added knowledge, hindsight, and preparation. Also, you can swap the word Arizona for NYC, and NYC for Italy or Wuhan. https://twitter.com/bopinion/status/1278722481382096896?s=20
2 July 2020 : Not to mention it’s baffling why now lost revenue matters, when at this point many businesses need money to transition to new standards and new environment. I lived off my savings to start my (once upon a time successful) company, leaving little finding to transition to virtual.
2 July 2020 : I put together a 20+ page pdf showcasing my lost revenue and i got a small, drop in the bucket $1,000 last time. I’m now at a quarter million gone, but it’s pretty hard to prove bc every client stopped moving forward for all events in 2020 in March.
2 July 2020 : Sounds like businesses like mine get completely fucked over AGAIN. Are single member LLCs still the same as 1099? I’m in conventions and events — I’m not forced to close the office or whatever, I simply cannot obtain clients because no one will sign contracts for AUSA, etc.
2 July 2020 : Wish I had seen this before i filled it out. I did have some pretty angry things to say, though!
2 July 2020 : Look, he can’t just be buying all his girlfriends cars without being paid back! That’s too much.
2 July 2020 : It’s not funny, for one.
2 July 2020 : Thank youuu I love it so much
2 July 2020 : Laws. pic.twitter.com/ZlfMd2RrcR
2 July 2020 : Because they are trash. First, last, deposit of one month, fuck you.
2 July 2020 : I have improved. pic.twitter.com/v6kj3Pp2cw
1 July 2020 : I remember back in March when people (with jobs) told me that landlords wouldn’t evict tenants. https://twitter.com/anarchotrash/status/1278337171758473216
1 July 2020 : I chose this morning to return home to DC, like no thanks Virginia, I’ll see my mom again when restaurants are closed up.
1 July 2020 : Virginia opened buffets at full capacity today lmao
1 July 2020 : CC: @GovernorVA , @fairfaxcounty
1 July 2020 : Have y’all see this?!? Holy shit this is some wildly unpredictable breaking news!!!!! pic.twitter.com/6V1LYjfvsJ
1 July 2020 : Like the one Elon ran over?! Be safe, Kanye. pic.twitter.com/ydZEzW5lny
1 July 2020 : A young, old school social star, still popular from the pre 21st century days, when she was 19.
1 July 2020 : Events DC is who filed the waiver to be able to operate as a nonessential business for it.
1 July 2020 : Cant believe our plan of "stay home alone, isolated, not touching another human indefinitely while we do nothing except for shutting down public transit, creating government funded activities like testing/entertainment that require cars, also pay your rent" isn’t working out!
1 July 2020 : RIP GoodTwitter 😭
1 July 2020 : I have spent 48 hours internally raging about the drive in theater DC is putting by my house, so it's all consuming for me.
1 July 2020 : Yes, sorry, to be clear, I specifically meant being with a friend. The context in my mind was a drive in movie theater where you'll presumably de-mask to eat/drink.
1 July 2020 : I would have overdosed on pills months ago if I had just stayed at home alone. I have two people I see, both have cars. I'm good. For now.
1 July 2020 : Turns out "stay home alone and isolated forever while no plans are made, except for the shut down of public transit and the creation of government funded activities like testing and entertainment venues being drive in only" was a pretty shitty directive!
1 July 2020 : Just seeing a LOT of people telling those of us without cars to just "go/do [activity or errand] with a friend who has a car" and seeing 0 actual solutions to problems arising from lacking personal transportation.
1 July 2020 : So we're done shaming people for being maskless and closer than six feet to their friends, right?
1 July 2020 : @JRWalkinshaw , @fairfaxcounty , @GovernorVA very brave, very bold.
1 July 2020 : Shout out to northern Virginia for boldly opening air conditioned restaurants at 100% indoor capacity today. pic.twitter.com/SJBqCvAYI5
1 July 2020 : Framing unemployment payouts as waste seems like a great way to recruit people in 2020. https://t.co/NlN9gvb1d8
1 July 2020 : It’s never people who sit quietly on wmata who don’t wear masks. Past people include: - 3 chatty cathys: middle aged white lady w 2 teens, flinging spit and walking up and down aisles - 1 sickly coughing old man - loud munching eating man I wear a P100 gas mask on the train.
1 July 2020 : Hey quick question: since @wmata has 0 enforcement, am I allowed to taze someone for hanging his mask from one ear and eating on the metro? Seems like self defense.
1 July 2020 : Ok but have you seen the mural.
1 July 2020 : Like their lives depend on it!!!!! #resist
1 July 2020 : I just feel like if I have been able to wear a fabric mask outside in the sun at an EDM festival while rolling my face off, you can almost definitely wear one sober while you're picking up tacos from an air conditioned restaurant. pic.twitter.com/BWxXkycyUs
1 July 2020 : I mean maybe don’t open shit to 100% capacity if you want people to take it seriously?
30 June 2020 : I mean, why the fuck else would someone tell you to face them when you're talking?
30 June 2020 : When people think of small businesses, they don't think of firms with 499 employees. They think of businesses like mine. I have lost a quarter million in revenue. I will lose more. I was given a $1,000 PPP. So, senators, maybe consider actually giving us some fucking money? pic.twitter.com/PK5mQEtwXv
30 June 2020 : The idea a woman would consider staying with a man who has never washed his sheets before is so disgusting. Lesson learned for next time: if a dude makes you wait 3 years to see his house, he's married or disgusting.
30 June 2020 : Plus, Instacart/grocery delivery is waaaaaay more expensive than using coupons and going to the store yourself. So stay home, don't get paid for not working, and don't get essentials delivered for the same price you'd pay in store. Just use Task Rabbit and Instacart and go broke.
30 June 2020 : My heart can't handle all this stress.
30 June 2020 : Ah. Sounded like you were saying that leftist ideals have anything to do with never Trump Republican ideals, when in reality they have almost nothing in common.
30 June 2020 : Oh my god, Charles Booker, can you PLEASE finally sell t shirts now? I beg you. https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1277972639735181313
30 June 2020 : Ah yes. Noted leftist organization Project Lincoln.
30 June 2020 : Like during pandemic times? “Do you plan to wear a mask in restaurants whenever you are not actively eating or drinking?”
30 June 2020 : Also you can’t leave your car, and unless they’re doing this at 2 am...it’s still in the upper 80s at 9 pm plenty of nights lmao.
30 June 2020 : Like what is the point?!
30 June 2020 : Lol get this: no alcohol!!!!
30 June 2020 : Oh I live in a basement anyway I can’t see shit lol. But you know they want they’re $29 a car so they’re taking ever precaution to get it.
30 June 2020 : Nah they’re doing it in rfk lot 5
30 June 2020 : My industry is events and conventions, and the federal government gave me a $1,000 grant. Good luck lol.
30 June 2020 : Actually, a lot of women are going to be removed from the workforce. People are going to lose their income, their ability to feed and house their children. And if there is not one single other choice? It's because we made it this way.
30 June 2020 : DC is putting drive in movies next to my house. Great. I would honestly rather not see any movies for a year than sit in someone's car and watch a movie. If you're gonna be in a car w your pals, just hang out in a living room in nicer chairs wo idling your engine for hours.
30 June 2020 : No.
30 June 2020 : I would honestly rather no see any movies for a year than sit in someone's car and watch a movie on a big screen. Like, if you're gonna be in a car with your pals, just hang out in a living room in nicer chairs without idling your engine for hours.
29 June 2020 : Cannot fucking believe @RogueFitness played me like that and let me go through all the steps to pay for this like it was really in stock. Put! Holds! On! Bagged! Inventory!!! Also someone please sell me a fucking barbell. We’re going to close again. pic.twitter.com/MDm6uPunrr
29 June 2020 : This is incredible. I own a business that operates internationally, and I have a high school diploma....and I wouldn’t hire someone if all they brought to the table was “finished college.”
29 June 2020 : Is there a question somewhere in here, or does this monologue only serve to brag about what a piece of shit OP is?
29 June 2020 : Please do not stop this man from writing a BeanFacts™ book.
29 June 2020 : Anyway, the PPP is useless shit for most companies and expect 70% of all of your favorite small businesses to fail. The chains don't need the money; we're all going to be eating at Olive Garden or home for a long, long time.
29 June 2020 : Thank god all the banks made it as difficult as possible for actual small businesses to get a PPP, and then did shit like offer me and my company $1,000 after I lost a quarter million in revenue.
29 June 2020 : Yeah. Just as a patron, I think they could have done a better job conveying the connections. I know Drake is Jewish; I’m not certain it was as obviously painted as they might think. With the rise of corporate BLM I would have assumed they’d post about Drake and Amar’e.
29 June 2020 : I think it’s interesting their decision is to remove a famous Black Jewish man from the deli rather than embrace Black Jewish culture and share that with their customer base. https://www.haaretz.com/life/drake-has-his-own-brand-of-jewishness-1.6566560
29 June 2020 : I assumed you were able to understand if you can do that with people you arent fucking, you can definitely do that with people are banging and love. I am sorry I mistook your ability to process and understand information. Good luck in life.
29 June 2020 : Why the fuck is she doing silent cleaning at 6 am.
29 June 2020 : Don’t worry I’m saying the same thing about (insert any restaurant here). Maybe it’s a chefs table scenario and i am getting a free $500 meal I’d consider it.
29 June 2020 : When I have made significantly more money than platonic friends of any gender, I pay for things for them. Friends who make more than I do, do the same for me. I’m sorry you don’t have friendships that bring each other up, men or women.
29 June 2020 : I am so glad that between large events next to my house and incredibly limited wmata, I’m basically forced to buy a car lol yay.
29 June 2020 : Yeah sorry if he’s rich and not cheap and has never spent more than $200 on her, he’s just a piece of shit. Not everything is a test.
29 June 2020 : Be careful what you wish for. https://twitter.com/monadoboii/status/1112210937493291009?s=20
29 June 2020 : But for real tho why do you gotta make me think like this 😭😱 pic.twitter.com/wo9Fu4BPZS
29 June 2020 : i tried but. pic.twitter.com/K5Hf6vGNJs
29 June 2020 : While logistically difficult to do yourself, at least it's the least painful part!
29 June 2020 : You did this!!
29 June 2020 : Yes, amplifying them within the court room, Jordan. Obviously.
29 June 2020 : Incredibly rude of you to talk about the Rangers stadium like it's in fucking Missouri. pic.twitter.com/1wJ7vZOuaH
29 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/J8QHSj77Pm
29 June 2020 : Yuuuup. Though this is an example of my current, normal neighborhood neighbors, so I feel like I'm predisposed to protest them, even without the doxxing. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1276242087147642882?s=20
29 June 2020 : I've lived in a neighborhood like that (via a boyfriend) and 100% my house would have eagerly and nosily jumped at the chance to protest any of our neighbors, who all did something uniquely annoying.
29 June 2020 : has anyone tried simply fixing their immune system in order to not get coronavirus? pic.twitter.com/j9Pjg8iNnR
29 June 2020 : I can't think of a more respectable type of human than a personal injury trial lawyer, tbh.
29 June 2020 : I am being cyber bullied by being forced to view this. pic.twitter.com/uokLvhQFTI
29 June 2020 : I'm so mad at you why.
29 June 2020 : 😍😭
29 June 2020 : Like all REAL MEN do!
29 June 2020 : Yes. C hrist O ver V irus/ I nfectious D iseases
29 June 2020 : Is that what this is, or is it an ugly logo? pic.twitter.com/E3mckdHwq9
28 June 2020 : Look, Texas bars, please stay open to protest. Yeah, you might have to deal with some small stuff like temporarily losing your liquor license or paying $1,000 a day. But we still encourage you to fight for your right to murder your low wage employees. God bless. pic.twitter.com/4NyjZpVdvN
28 June 2020 : True.
28 June 2020 : Then what purpose does this app serve???
28 June 2020 : Pretty sure I could carry her out of the store unassisted. She’s very tiny and easy to remove.
28 June 2020 : Freddie Gray
28 June 2020 : My dad keeps asking to hang out. He does in home church sessions, rebukes the virus w Jesus, won't wear a mask, and thinks all precautions are stupid. I told him I'll see him when there is a cure, and if he drops dead bc of COVID before then, our distance is on him. "Okay." 🙄
28 June 2020 : I have watched 3 different people try to pry these doors open in the 30 minutes I’ve been standing here — 2 trying to get in, 1 trying to get out. The lady trying to leave DID manage to pry through the first row of interior doors, but gave up on these. pic.twitter.com/nFBOCWk0xT
28 June 2020 : Why are these people married to each other?
28 June 2020 : An update on Mi Cocina shredded cheese guy: apparently his wife is pissed. Guess he should have just had a mambo taxi and shut up. pic.twitter.com/SoaY2fh4Av
28 June 2020 : Lol it’s good now https://twitter.com/jsv4/status/1277239074529607680?s=21
28 June 2020 : What about sliced. Close enough? pic.twitter.com/QXDNIvwbvG
28 June 2020 : Weird to willingly order a food that you have to modify with some cheese in order to be able to stand consuming it.
28 June 2020 : I desperately need to know what happens to her if she eats fajitas without shredded cheese.
28 June 2020 : What happens if she eats fajitas without shredded cheese?
27 June 2020 : This happened at the same time she was saying Ambien made her tweet racist things.
27 June 2020 : Really hoping I don’t see Jack Posobiec in my neighborhood, ever again.
27 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Q8PMFHDkDg
27 June 2020 : This was the only time I ever really heard anyone talk about him. pic.twitter.com/FnvWA0uipQ
27 June 2020 : Remember the Tariq Buffalo Wild Wings tweet?
27 June 2020 : I read it as Australian nationals, so that made it even dumber.
26 June 2020 : "How did this happen?" I wonder, as I applaud the city for doling out a couple grand to a few businesses. "Did all these places just not apply for the famously easy to get SBA loans?" I ask myself, as I consider dining at a streatery. Oh, it's 90°? Hmm, maybe tomorrow, then.
26 June 2020 : So I have to buy a car because of the indefinite 9pm closure, but this is important? Cool, cool. Fuck all service industry and non traditionally scheduled workers, but everyone come see mister president's light show.
26 June 2020 : Ah, a friend of Sean?! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1276242087147642882?s=20
25 June 2020 : I didn’t read the title at first, and now I can’t get past the fact I spent almost an entire sentence thinking a child loved the movie Avatar.
25 June 2020 : Can’t imagine why you wouldn’t want to get medical advice from an animal that sometimes can’t even breathe due to its own face shape.
25 June 2020 : What a shame, I was really hoping to find a doctor who would put me on the healthy diet of dried chunks of kibble and poop.
25 June 2020 : No. pic.twitter.com/mt6tejabRE
25 June 2020 : lol bitch dafuq pic.twitter.com/I5Vo4k2V1P
25 June 2020 : The biggest tragedy is they had a lovely park that was modeled after OPACY. When I lived in Dallas, I loved going to games there in Os gear — at least one person would always comment on how nice *our* stadium was and how theirs was inspired by it. Now...🤷🏼‍♀️
25 June 2020 : Hey Sean! 👋🏻
25 June 2020 : Also I drag my workout equipment to that park in the mornings, and I’m incredibly upset I wasn’t there to disrupt ghoulish Rick Scott’s film shoot by aggressively jumping rope or throwing a slam ball in his frame.
25 June 2020 : I’m so tired of hearing the “guess who paid for it!” gotcha commentary from people who live 1,500 miles away.
25 June 2020 : Also, like 10% of us are unemployed. If he really cared about lobbyists or whatever, he would be devoting his energy to making sure Northern Virginia never becomes it's own state.
25 June 2020 : Gotta protect that Lincoln statue!!! 🙄
25 June 2020 : Honestly, you can't make this stuff up. Gotta love a white guy explaining that the Black people just don’t understand his precious Lincoln Park statue. 🙄 pic.twitter.com/gAXTgjXDAa
25 June 2020 : Yes! Why do people enjoy this awful show?!
25 June 2020 : Wow can I get an invite next time? 😔 I also love loud noise and sabotage.
25 June 2020 : I don’t believe it will after 7 pm tonight!
25 June 2020 : lol what a fucking snowflake pic.twitter.com/oZ7SvClH3X
25 June 2020 : Actually, the freed slaves who paid for it didn’t get to choose the fucking awful imagery, and it’s been controversial since it was put up. I live next to this statue. The neighborhood overwhelmingly wants it gone.
25 June 2020 : I would like to welcome another 1.5 million of my fellow Americans to the unemployment office’s full voicemailbox system.
25 June 2020 : Incredible to witness the unlikely partnership of Ryan Dorsey, BmoreBloc, and unhinged Qanon followers as they work to take down the mob. https://twitter.com/electryandorsey/status/1275797137910124544
25 June 2020 : Gym selfie, 2020 style. pic.twitter.com/0A4gFvcC3L
24 June 2020 : Fairfax County Public School system has 187,830 students. For 20-21, parents can choose to send their kids to school 0 or 2 days a week. I better never again hear some leftist guy say we cant go out bc I dont want to have children. lmao buddy we know who’s suffering here. pic.twitter.com/UJP1TcTqb8
24 June 2020 : What good is a test if y'all destroy a bunch of samples and take weeks to give people the results? Having people wait in line for hours to get a result 10 days later isn't what anyone means when they say frequent testing can help us eliminate the virus. Also, cancel rent. https://twitter.com/MayorBowser/status/1275770002478698496
24 June 2020 : What good is a test if y'all destroy a bunch of samples and take weeks to give people the results? Having people wait in line for hours to get a result 10 days later isn't what anyone means when they say frequent testing can help us eliminate the virus. Also, cancel rent.
24 June 2020 : Yes. Impress me. pic.twitter.com/lvBRdQiXiC
24 June 2020 : Not every single person has close friends who are in walking distance and not all of us are gonna ride out 2020 without human touch. 🤷🏼‍♀️
24 June 2020 : You are a hero, thank you. So tired of seeing this horrible take, so happy you called it out.
23 June 2020 : @PoPville Wow it’s almost like the single round of tiny micro grants wasn’t enough to do anything. Shocked.
23 June 2020 : But this guy has way more than 100! $500 a month!!!!!!!!! I can't stop thinking about it.
23 June 2020 : Where does one even put all those funkos?!
23 June 2020 : The people have spoken. pic.twitter.com/Jafu7W654e
23 June 2020 : How does a show that started in 2006 have FOUR blackface episodes?!
23 June 2020 : 5 words? This is silly. I bet the president can recite all the way up to 14 words! https://twitter.com/ashleyrparker/status/1275232506053361665
23 June 2020 : It is 2020 and it’s so stupid that I can’t buy a case I’m considering getting rid of the stupid brush.
22 June 2020 : Are the playgrounds at NPS parks open? If not, someone please remind Lincoln Park.
22 June 2020 : I had multiple tib fib fractures. I could feel the broken ends of my bones rubbing each other. My now former friends told me I was fine and didn’t assist/take me seriously — we had to go to 2 Taco Bell’s, despite my crying. I had surgery and never talked to those fucks again. YTA
22 June 2020 : First of all, @AmyMcGrathKY — my name isn’t Syrup. pic.twitter.com/20d3P9t3wA
22 June 2020 : Defoo.
21 June 2020 : And if you can’t do that, remember that your failure to draw boundaries isn’t the fault of a fucking waitress.
21 June 2020 : Yeah, it is! So tell them to get fucked and don’t go out to dinner with their sack of shit asses.
21 June 2020 : I used to live in Los Angeles. No one I knew was a crybaby asshole who was scared of their parents making fun of them for being attractive though. Same was true living in GA, TX, DC, MD, & VA. Instead that’s the relationship I had with uncles who would embarrass me when I was 9.
21 June 2020 : Are you actually 14? I can’t imagine any other reason why an actual adult human would act like such a baby over parents teasing you because someone found you attractive. I’m a misandrist and I approve this message.
20 June 2020 : No one gives a single shit about your bad opinions on police reform.
20 June 2020 : I guess call whoever trained this guy, and have them help turn him into a police bear. https://twitter.com/learnthngs/status/1271876071160340480?s=21
20 June 2020 : My hobby is hoarding and obsessively buying every piece of plastic crap I can from this one company. https://twitter.com/aita_reddit/status/1274363567073112065
20 June 2020 : What the fuck.
20 June 2020 : “My hobby is wasting money and hoarding.”
20 June 2020 : oh pence is in gitmo and has a twin or something.
20 June 2020 : I have known since I was 8 and it's never wavered.
19 June 2020 : I feel like my home studio could (should?) double as a podcast studio. pic.twitter.com/VOl8XmtxbJ
19 June 2020 : If it takes being president for me to have an open office in the future, I volunteer as tribute.
19 June 2020 : Damn you gotta eat every 90 minutes or you starve? You should go to a doctor.
19 June 2020 : We will accept your overall conclusion.
19 June 2020 : Incredible sacrifice, sir.
18 June 2020 : My business motto is literally "sir, the entire experience is optional. You don't have to talk to me." This is beautiful. https://twitter.com/Skords/status/1273377834908684294
18 June 2020 : Hey which wework are you at? I’m wondering if I should have just paid for space I couldn’t use. Did they ever let up? I canceled at the White House after being told “the local team would work w returning members” and now im being quoted a higher rate but 50% off for 3 months 🙄
18 June 2020 : WORKING FROM HOME SUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.
18 June 2020 : Can’t wait to start my podcast and call it Butter Broads. https://twitter.com/brentterhune/status/1273277293964734472
17 June 2020 : Truly wild. Northern Virginia opened (mask accessible) waxing in phase 1 weeks ago, and only *just* started allowing indoor dining. Maybe the salons have more lobbying power there -- or, more realistically, the restaurants have more lobbying power in DC.
17 June 2020 : My dad thinks his pastor raises people from the dead lmao. He’s one of those people that are like: C hrist O ver V iruses/ I nfectious D iseases
17 June 2020 : Since my business can’t really operate she told me to write again, and was surprised and confused when I started writing about police again....except police are all I’ve ever really written about! Cognitive dissonance. Two time Obama voter too.
17 June 2020 : When I lived half time in Dallas, half time in Annapolis Maryland, i would drive to my moms in the DC burbs for DC Ferguson protests so my car would be safe if I got arrested. She would drop me off at the metro and was always so proud of me and now I’m like ????
17 June 2020 : Even my trump loving family had previously pointed out how racist aunt jemima is!! Like how are people so behind.
17 June 2020 : Are you showing off your coffee.
17 June 2020 : Now I have a lot of bun induced anxiety. I gave up bread for 5 years over this incident.
17 June 2020 : Leg wax with mask: bad, banned. Eating, drinking, chatting, laughing without a mask: very cool and good. https://twitter.com/popville/status/1273252417111568387
17 June 2020 : So I can’t get my legs waxed with a mask on, but I can laugh and drink and chat indoors without a mask on? Okie doke.
17 June 2020 : One time I asked for a double cheeseburger and got one meat, four breads.
17 June 2020 : lol they're all gonna be real sad april 2021 when they learn UI is taxed 1099 and they've had like 5 jobs and are figuring out tax credits.
17 June 2020 : i got a week ban for bullying tomi laren and i have missed liking your tweets.
17 June 2020 : Donate to @Booker4KY . https://secure.actblue.com/donate/cbtwitter pic.twitter.com/nXFU6ZKItO
16 June 2020 : If “defund the police” makes you uncomfortable now, think about how “Black Lives Matter” made you feel in 2014.
8 June 2020 : Today I discovered I am a source on Know Your Meme. Thanks, #JacobWohl ! pic.twitter.com/dNxYqJb9Ls
8 June 2020 : "It’s uncomfortable to realize things you have done have caused pain to others and helped maintain the status quo of white supremacy — but it’s time to get the fuck over it and do your part." https://medium.com/@MandaWritesThings/black-square-energy-7b894aa3be36
8 June 2020 : Our fire stations are doing this now so I plan to get them fairly regularly.
8 June 2020 : I’ll check and see if they have new ones. I ordered some from grainger last night, I’ll post that link.
8 June 2020 : Bumble apparently made all of their filters a paid feature, so I redid my profile to make sure no conservative assholes match with me by accident. pic.twitter.com/dypusut1xE
8 June 2020 : https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1262783922708058113?s=20
8 June 2020 : Over the last decade, I've gone to CrossFit boxes in seven states. Tonight I've gotten emails from about half of them about dropping affiliation.
7 June 2020 : Wednesday v Sunday. This little bitch wall is ridiculous. Will DC just leave 15th street closed to traffic indefinitely? pic.twitter.com/xyUWhvL8VI
7 June 2020 : Shocked to learn that people take off cloth masks in public once you douse them with tear gas, instead of inhaling the fumes until they get home.
7 June 2020 : It is 2020 and Akon’s Locked Up, Marky Mark, and the Harry Potter author are trending and I am confused. pic.twitter.com/wB1DHMvv0S
7 June 2020 : I’ve been asking the BPD that for 5 years lol
6 June 2020 : I’ve been saying for years we can pick the president by locking the Hart building for a battle royale and crowning the winner president.
6 June 2020 : Yo just 4?! 🙄
6 June 2020 : No. https://twitter.com/eveofdoom/status/1269126987534290944
5 June 2020 : Well, I finally wrote a thing. "But now the police are showing you who they are. They have always shown communities of color who they are, and now that you know, you need to keep fighting. Because now you know why Freddie Gray ran." https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/06/05/black-square-energy
5 June 2020 : Thanks for this. It was great. It inspired me to write, and I put this episode down as a recommendation as a must listen for any white person starting to get involved. Thank you. https://mandawritesthings.com/2020/06/05/black-square-energy
5 June 2020 : I have been writing about police brutality and involved in activism reform for a very long time. Bc of this, I have watched countless videos of police murdering people, often over and over to get every detail. You do not have to do that yourself if you don't want to.
5 June 2020 : I keep bitching about this, and Im so happy to find this. I keep saying stuff like sitting outside in 90° with 90% humidity, or dragging your own weights to CrossFit to work out in the street while not being allowed to pee/wash hands at full price is a novelty that will end fast.
4 June 2020 : I really enjoyed everyone telling him to get fucked.
4 June 2020 : You love military occupation of America and over policing, or you love phone calls? I can't tell, bc you aren't very clear.
4 June 2020 : Does this footage from DC make you uncomfortable? Call these hotels and tell them to stop quartering troops: Marriott Marquis: (202) 824-9200 Hyatt Regency in Capitol Hill: (202) 737-1234 #DCProtests #DCstatehood https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1268205759059369986
4 June 2020 : The Marriott Marquis and Hyatt in Capitol Hill are both hosting various tactical men. You can reach the Marriott at (202) 824-9200 and the Hyatt at (202) 737-1234 and let them know what you think.
4 June 2020 : It's very interesting he has so little control over them that he doesn't even know why they wouldn't say who they were with.
4 June 2020 : "Yes, the FBI is asking protesters if they have any antifascist beliefs. And the police tear gassed and used flashbangs on peaceful protesters on live TV. But Im sure Trump and his DOJ have learned their lesson about being pro fascism, and I do not see any reason to do anything."
4 June 2020 : Unreal.
4 June 2020 : Propaganda and fascism: a CEO unfollowing a Twitter account. Good and woke: having the military slaughter peaceful protesters.
4 June 2020 : If I didn't have a gas mask on preemptively, I would have been tear gassed during Trump's Bible time. Like ???? What do they expect us to do?
4 June 2020 : We all wish.
4 June 2020 : Thanks I hate it.
4 June 2020 : Law and order. pic.twitter.com/L5xldFJft1
4 June 2020 : David Brooks thinks I struggle to order an Italian sub because dropping out of college made pronouncing types of meat too difficult for me to think about doing.
4 June 2020 : oh ok in that case she just needs to grow up a lil
4 June 2020 : what age do kids learn "dont murder" tho
4 June 2020 : Dan Schneider roams free and his wife runs a boomer popular blog.
4 June 2020 : This didn't even happen at the inauguration (well, to me, at least), and I had been worried about it.
4 June 2020 : Yes. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1268205759059369986?s=20
4 June 2020 : Replace the NYT op-ed section with TikTok.
3 June 2020 : Dec 2014 I started losing friends bc I was shutting down highways in DC for Mike Brown. May 2015 I was interviewed on CNN and got cut off fast once they realized I was about to say black lives matter. Strangers threatened me w rape and murder. Today I got this. I am fucked up. pic.twitter.com/oVDyKbW910
3 June 2020 : Yup, crossing over to the pencil. Some were milling around the ww2 memorial after.
3 June 2020 : Five years later, do you finally agree that the only mistake Freddie Gray made in running away from the cops was that he didn't run fast enough? None of this is new. https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1268295156345733121
3 June 2020 : Scratch that. Constitution and 16 or 17, I honestly can't recall at this point. Going to the pencil.
3 June 2020 : She won't even help us with rent relief during a pandemic even though 10% of her constituents are unemployed. She doesn't give a fuck if people live or die.
3 June 2020 : Damn can't believe I missed a chance to ask @MayorBowser how the fuck we're supposed to pay rent when we can't work.
3 June 2020 : They're all in different outfits and they keep multiplying that way.
3 June 2020 : Yeah the DEA was like this all week and now nothing. But no one from anywhere has badging. I only think it might be that just because of how oddly segregated they are when standing around bored and chatting. pic.twitter.com/vB9Il8oKLR
3 June 2020 : My office is next to the Department of the Treasury, and there’s always a secret service person right here looking grumpy when I go running. Wild. pic.twitter.com/xpaeA5km0y
3 June 2020 : I think they must have split up the DEA and CBP people and are like....randomly inserting them into other groups?
3 June 2020 : Such a good question. They keep multiplying too. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1268239364380901378?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1268239364380901378
3 June 2020 : Some agitators have arrived and are aggressively sitting quietly with signs. Sarcasm, obviously. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1268239364380901378?s=12
3 June 2020 : A variety of tactical men hanging out in DC. @PoPville any idea what kinds of police they all are? #DCProtests pic.twitter.com/9iVW6ip4Ut
3 June 2020 : A variety of tactical men hanging out in front of St Johns. pic.twitter.com/HwQJJyibDa
3 June 2020 : I....do we even have curfew today?? It was 7 last two nights, but only scheduled for two. I don’t know if they extended it for today.
3 June 2020 : I think it’s freedom, or something. That or outside agitators.
3 June 2020 : Yeah. I uploaded it to twitter standing next to them waiting for the light to change lol.
3 June 2020 : It’s a weird and gross backstory. I recommend reading it. Jack Evans was finally voted out yesterday. https://medium.com/seventhirty-dc/repealing-votes-with-a-side-of-fries-jack-evans-clydes-restaurant-and-the-burger-money-in-d-c-c77d62269908
3 June 2020 : In 2018 DC voted yes on Initiative 77, requiring restaurants to pay minimum wage. 77 was especially popular in predominately black areas. The city chose to repeal the measure. Clydes was v involved. Dont let their branded Black Lives Matter sign fool you: they do not give a shit pic.twitter.com/IbeOgWvTuy
3 June 2020 : There are so many of them! @PoPville pic.twitter.com/ItxDHNENAU
3 June 2020 : Lol probably because they were all holding out their mail in ballots were ever going to show up.
3 June 2020 : I pulled the property tax records. He is.
3 June 2020 : You gotta get on the uncrustable game. You can eat it without touching it, and since it starts off frozen it lasts long days.
3 June 2020 : Since his property has likely quadrupled in value since he bought it in the 1990s, I think he's probably doing fucking fantastic and would be okay if Rahul never paid him again.
3 June 2020 : What goes with a sink and a shower?! TOILETS!
3 June 2020 : In the article he says it's his life savings, but he bought the place in the 90s. That area was not desirable in 1990 -- even in the 2000s, WashPo would warn you to not eat there after dark. That man has paid off his house and it's worth like 5x what he got it for.
3 June 2020 : Getting better! https://twitter.com/MissEClare/status/1267965975212761099?s=20
2 June 2020 : idk watching these guys kettle people to swann and 14th made me feel sooooooooooooooooo safe. pic.twitter.com/FaC9ikV7fK
2 June 2020 : God I fucking wish. Yeah our primary is today and then some local stuff in some wards. Curfew started 4 minutes ago, voting until 8, and trains stop right at 8. Woo!
2 June 2020 : Lol not on my ballot. Between lines, curfew, and missing mail in ballots, were barely voting for the primary.
2 June 2020 : Oh for sure, I just meant bc they had to make a statement when they played the empty stadium games after Freddie Gray diwd. That was their rough draft lol
2 June 2020 : I guess the orioles have had five years to think about it, ha.
2 June 2020 : Definitely performative lol. pic.twitter.com/cwpC3nM40A
2 June 2020 : Wow. O’s wrote a thread which I didn’t super expect. https://twitter.com/orioles/status/1267919555382345730?s=21
2 June 2020 : Pretty pissed I'm stuck protesting in stupid DC when I could have gotten a free bus ride to Idaho. If only I hadn't missed the last general body meeting.
2 June 2020 : I took this December 5, 2014 at 12:59 on 395 in DC during a Black Lives Matter protest for Michael Brown, and I truly cannot believe the difference between then and now. The police are still racist sacks of shit, but good god has the protest grown. pic.twitter.com/mkx9tmOCGF
2 June 2020 : Photos from the DC protest yesterday. You can see the cops mobilizing to start rounding people up at Swann and 14th -- that photo was taken at 9pm. It was a long process. pic.twitter.com/U1qJWdcdVX
2 June 2020 : The constant reminder we were violating curfew. pic.twitter.com/aVR4BmybyC
2 June 2020 : From yesterday in DC: innocent, peaceful protesters being attacked by police at 650pm (before curfew) in front of the Renwick Gallery at 17 & Penn. pic.twitter.com/zz6EfttX6B
2 June 2020 : Realistically, you will need to buy APEL rated goggles, because the police are willing to shoot you in the face. Do not wear make up or face lotion. And if you must, do not use anything oil based.
2 June 2020 : You'll need airtight goggles as well. DO NOT USE SKI GOGGLES. DO NOT USE GOGGLES WITH VENTS OR OPENINGS. Just use whatever seals tight around your eyes. I have these https://amzn.to/2zU1MPg
2 June 2020 : After you open them, replace them within 6 months even if you do not use them. I can only find the 60926 in stock: https://www.industrialsafetyproducts.com/3m-60926-multi-gas-vapor-cartridge-filter-p100-2-pkg/
2 June 2020 : - 3M Organic Vapor/Acid Gas Cartridge/Filter 60923, P100 $19 a pair before COVID. For the amount of CS that would generally be deployed at a riot, the CDC recommends an organic vapor cartridge with a P95 filter ( https://www.cdc.gov/niosh/npg/npgd0119.html ).
2 June 2020 : - 3M 6000 Series Half Face Respirator in medium. Roughly $10 at Home Depot years ago. https://www.industrialsafetyproducts.com/3m-half-facepiece-reusable-respirator-with-p100-filters/
2 June 2020 : I have worn/carried this for years to protests, and have always felt it makes me an arrest target. After last night in DC, I no longer feel that way. Even if you plan to be peaceful, the police are not. Here is what I have, and what I paid (they're overpriced now): pic.twitter.com/KwNa1LyApX
2 June 2020 : Just so they're never associated with this time?
2 June 2020 : I took this at 9 and then watched them move toward position so it’s been a long time. pic.twitter.com/NP3mCFL1xK
2 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/2deJC1QgGM
2 June 2020 : https://twitter.com/laurel_noack/status/1267635121550692352?s=12 https://twitter.com/laurel_noack/status/1267635121550692352
2 June 2020 : What have they done now what did I miss
2 June 2020 : 14 and Corcoran in DC, Logan circle. they’re moving north. #DCProtests pic.twitter.com/TIZ7hZHz2d
2 June 2020 : I now know this was so the president could speak at St Johns. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1267592199820267523
1 June 2020 : Black Hawk leading cop cars down M St toward Georgetown in DC.
1 June 2020 : Cool shit to walk up to in DC. Before curfew, peaceful protesters by the White House and violent cops. pic.twitter.com/li5q3leNno
1 June 2020 : I own a business that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows in US and Europe. I'm basically closed until 2021, except for a couple shows in Orlando and Vegas that may or may not exist. Even if I got a minimum wage job, I can't pay my bills, and my entire industry is gone.
1 June 2020 : But if you think the unemployment system is working (it's not, especially for 1099 workers), then that tells me a lot about your research into the issue.
1 June 2020 : My unemployment checks cover my healthcare premium and rent, with no extra bills or food, or saving for the taxes I will have to pay on the 1099 income. So, yeah. We are.
1 June 2020 : If they think the riots are bad now, wait until millions of us are evicted.
1 June 2020 : the kids are the tree virus.
1 June 2020 : I can't believe he didn't show a picture of my beloved office, located in the White House WeWork. Sad!
1 June 2020 : Tree lives matter still wasn’t the take I was expecting!
1 June 2020 : How extensive? That’s a lot of expensive product sitting on the shelves if the interior is extensively damaged. pic.twitter.com/VepxshP4o0
1 June 2020 : Someone posted this on the DC NextDoor app, while every CVS in the city is on fire and people are trying to break down the White House barricades. pic.twitter.com/Z1p3bvSSfl
1 June 2020 : No one who has ever been seriously involved in police reform would give this dog shit take, so it's very obvious he has consulted 0 people.
1 June 2020 : Oh my god shut up
1 June 2020 : I've been involved in police reform for a long time, and this is such a dog shit take that it's VERY CLEAR to me Biden has consulted 0 people who know what they're talking about https://twitter.com/BoKnowsNews/status/1267488711375228929
1 June 2020 : Please know I had to re-type my tweet three times because I kept typing "Rock and Roll Hotel" (RIP), forgetting that there is a Hard Rock Cafe in DC while writing about it.
1 June 2020 : I work at 14 & G next to the White House. I live in Capitol Hill, and have lived in or near DC for the bulk of my life since 1988. This tweet has taught me that DC has a Hard Rock Cafe.
1 June 2020 : Hmm. Guess you aren't too good at reading comprehension! You say in your video you go to CVS everyday, then you doubled down on it. I'm saying maybe you should get a doctor that doesn't do your prescriptions by day, or you're (realistically) just a fucking dumbass liar.
1 June 2020 : Seriously what the fuck. pic.twitter.com/fuMjh92osc
1 June 2020 : I fucking can’t with DC. pic.twitter.com/8l5nzNOpqA
1 June 2020 : Finally.
1 June 2020 : Gotta protect that Bloomingdales and the Hilton. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1267446379611381760
1 June 2020 : Wow you should try a doctor who gives you more than one pill at a time. I guess the VA really is in shambles!
1 June 2020 : My DC ballot got delivered via FedEx and just in time. pic.twitter.com/RYnaOz5riK
1 June 2020 : What are the qualifications to become a professional agitator? How do they hone their craft? When does it go from hobbyist agitator to pro?
1 June 2020 : Every person who thinks that some protesters with rope could pull down the big ass Washington Monument should like....actually learn ANYTHING about the giant stack of stones they are pretending care about. Also if you're ever here, going up it is the coolest DC tourist thing.
1 June 2020 : Why do the NYPD's hats say MPDC?
1 June 2020 : Why do you go to CVS everyday? Are you okay?
1 June 2020 : You clearly don't even know the rich ass area you're talking about lmao. https://www.areavibes.com/washington-dc/friendship+heights/employment/
1 June 2020 : It's amazing bc everyone who knows Dallas knows there isn't shit this dude could have owned at the House of Blues. Just imagine doing this for the House of Blues!!!! https://twitter.com/Kmartcrackhead/status/1267123328898211840
1 June 2020 : Natasha McKenna had a bag on her head and was handcuffed naked to a chair when her excited delirium kicked in, so maybe it's like a crossover with pre existing condition and super power weapon.
1 June 2020 : Excited delirium?
1 June 2020 : Hi I would like to speak to the manager of Egypt can someone tag them
1 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/7fEnqhnjhY
1 June 2020 : She's incredibly full of herself and awful.
1 June 2020 : If anyone is trying to understand what's (geographically) going on in DC, I made a map. This area is all hotels, offices, and restaurants. https://www.google.com/maps/d/drive?state=%7B%22ids%22%3A%5B%221seSmngKrUorkDIgjJoZ2zL43A-Drp8a9%22%5D%2C%22action%22%3A%22open%22%2C%22userId%22%3A%22106443367458124504283%22%7D&usp=sharing pic.twitter.com/xd9Ak9fOWE
1 June 2020 : I'm watching CNN and Chris Cuomo just asked if the fire in fucking Lafayette Park in DC is near housing. Chris knows damn well that there aren't any fucking houses there.
31 May 2020 : Do you think they have enough paid internships to hire the 30,000,000 of us who were able to get through to an unemployment office?
31 May 2020 : Black lives matter. pic.twitter.com/efgEKY0JWJ
31 May 2020 : There are a lot of incentives to do it, because if a producer portrays cops positively, their permits are approved faster for shooting other things.
31 May 2020 : The FOP is the largest terrorist organization in the United States of America. pic.twitter.com/6A74Iala8q
31 May 2020 : Hell yeah. https://twitter.com/TeaismATeaHouse/status/1266947966507585545
31 May 2020 : that is NOT how you get a dog to get off when they aren't obeying, and he likely made the dog chomp down harder. either you're pretending to know more than you do and you're full of shit, or you know that and glossed over it.
31 May 2020 : Remember to vote!
30 May 2020 : My business doesn’t have a storefront, but if it did...burning it down would be the best thing that could happen to me right now. Fires get insurance checks. Coronavirus doesn’t.
30 May 2020 : You can’t just abolish the most powerful terrorist organization in the US! Poor FOP being bullied like this!
30 May 2020 : Beautiful. pic.twitter.com/KsTikRyjge
30 May 2020 : Ooooh you wait until you hear.
30 May 2020 : Trump didn't make the police shoot at journalists. It's not about him. If you had been paying attention, you would have seen it happen under Obama, too. I fucking watched it happen with my own eyes. It's about the police wanting to be the most powerful people in the room.
29 May 2020 : Also this was briefly my background from @anxietywizard but I bitched out. pic.twitter.com/lDJ0vKV0k4
29 May 2020 : I'm currently doing a virtual speed dating event. There are more men than women, so the unmatched women hang out in the main room on Zoom while we wait. A woman was saying the men aren't attractive JUST as the men re-entered the main room and I'm DYING.
29 May 2020 : How many drugs do you think the cops stole out of precinct 3 evidence room before they abandoned ship?
29 May 2020 : Ferguson curfew in 2014: midnight Baltimore curfew in 2015: 10 pm Minneapolis curfew in 2020: 8 pm That is...problematically early.
29 May 2020 : I need real CrossFit to come back and not this in the driveway alone bullshit, because I need somewhere to take out all of my rage. pic.twitter.com/LTJuhlJqey
29 May 2020 : I hear in Venezuela people are just walking down the street and fall over dead from socialism.
29 May 2020 : Well well well. I'm totally shocked a violent cop isn't a resident of the community he polices. https://twitter.com/webster/status/1266399876583047168
29 May 2020 : Actually, John Harrington, there WERE plenty of good fucking people on the streets of Minneapolis at 3 am.
29 May 2020 : Honestly you’re one of my favorite people on twitter because you respond to things that upset me and give me things to rage tweet about. Thank you.
29 May 2020 : When the DOJ investigated Baltimore and set up a consent decree, the Trump admin replaced DOJ lawyers w a career Jones Day attorney, who told the judge DOJ changed its mind, and to cancel the decree. Prosecuting in the past when she had the chance would've been so much better. pic.twitter.com/yhW5f5sADx
29 May 2020 : Target isn’t anyone’s community. Burning it down isn’t burning down your community.
29 May 2020 : And if I see one more comment about "but why are they doing this to their own community" I will fucking explode.
29 May 2020 : I wrote this about Baltimore in 2015, but it still seems relevant nationwide in 2020. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/i-am-the-activist-who-took-the-viral-heartwarming-baltimore-picture_b_7261606 pic.twitter.com/OiBFCDjvHH
29 May 2020 : This is wild. I guess this is one way to make the press pen in Baltimore look good. https://twitter.com/newday/status/1266315061209030658
29 May 2020 : Hmmmm life is more important than a building, you say? Intereeesting.
29 May 2020 : He wasn't well received in Baltimore shortly after, either. His evolution has been something else.
29 May 2020 : I know everything I need to know about a person when they talk about the "Baltimore riots" vs the "Baltimore uprising." It feels like an uprising because it is. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1266253334047936512
29 May 2020 : I've been waiting for people to realize this.
29 May 2020 : l have been wondering what their plan was since the 5 pm announcement that the video of the murder was probably not the full story and it's probably not something they could charge the cop for. 5 pm!
29 May 2020 : Hey quick question, what the fuck? https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1266235536701710341
29 May 2020 : Wow pretty incredible when the largest active terrorist organization in the country says one of its own went too far.
29 May 2020 : Pretty fuckin ballsy to say a filmed murder might have been legally okie dokie during the middle of the day after several nights in a row of demonstrations. Give em hell, Minneapolis.
28 May 2020 : I just don’t trust much will come from it. Just a show. But I *always* hope I’m wrong.
28 May 2020 : Like this is all being done under an administration who has worked to strip what meager police oversight was even there, and also no one gives a shit anyway. It’s baffling why anyone is glad to see the FBI doing this.
28 May 2020 : Maybe they can launch a multi year investigation and then it can come to a head in a federal court room with a newly appointed DOJ lawyer whose main job has been with Jones Day, telling the judge they want to take it back and cancel the entire consent decree, just like Baltimore!
28 May 2020 : Oh well I mean if you’re stabbing people, I don’t give a shit if you’re sprayed with a fire extinguisher whether you’re 30 or 80.
28 May 2020 : Oh yeah I mean I’m aware. It’s not that that is surprising me about her age.
28 May 2020 : I’m sorry wait is she actually really 30?!
28 May 2020 : Shiiit they still can after they’re charged and the grand jury says do not pursue.
28 May 2020 : why am i reliving this. pic.twitter.com/4bQICIjmu7
28 May 2020 : I got into with the owner of a dog walking service who a) was lying and b) tried to explain running a business to me, and now Im thinking about him again. Ugh.
28 May 2020 : Small biz Reddit is like "what do I do??? My people get $800 a week on unemployment and that's 2.5 times what I pay them so they won't come back!" lol
28 May 2020 : I don't get how people can stomach Facebook.
28 May 2020 : The theme of 2020 is really just are you willing to die for a mega chain. Open up this economy and defend the corporations! https://twitter.com/tarekcattan/status/1265904733404921856
28 May 2020 : Bitch they ain’t steal your knife.
28 May 2020 : Minneapolis is calling in the National Guard. When Baltimore did that, this is how it turned out: National Guard at the Inner Harbor, a single university cop at Lexington Market, and the fucking riot police by CVS at North and Penn. pic.twitter.com/6P1nqODOnO
28 May 2020 : Baltimore put the National Guard near the tourist stuff, and let the riot cops take control of west Balto. I'm sure the Target will be well covered by the Guard.
28 May 2020 : Ok! We'll figure it out when I'm back 😊
28 May 2020 : True in Baltimore in 2015. True in Minneapolis today. pic.twitter.com/r0p5Dg1ry7
28 May 2020 : Huh. Who knew conventions were so dangerous.
27 May 2020 : If I requested a mail in ballot May 8 and don't have it, is that something I should be alarmed by @vote4dc ?
27 May 2020 : Six Flags says they’re going to open with masks. I can’t stop thinking about the logistics of masks on roller coasters.
27 May 2020 : They’re mostly horrible.
27 May 2020 : He started talking about what sources were telling him about the cop who got shot, so he might not want to be doing free labor. I spent way too much time scrolling earlier, looking for something more interesting.
27 May 2020 : Ha I was trying to figure that out a couple hours ago. His pinned tweet is that he is on furlough this week, maybe that?
26 May 2020 : Once i get back to dc i'm going to test the waters on how safe i feel riding a bike on the street, assuming i can find a helmet for purchase, and i will keep you posted on that!
26 May 2020 : They gave me tea and I hallucinated boats that didn’t exist.
26 May 2020 : 🤢🤢🤢🤢 i swam in the Nile and got dysentery but I was like 18 and dumb.
26 May 2020 : How sick is he today?
26 May 2020 : Did you get an IV of antibiotics immediately
26 May 2020 : This man needs a lot more than a coronavirus vaccine holy shit. https://twitter.com/_thaliajuarez/status/1265042073327108104
26 May 2020 : I. What. Thank god for mr trash wheel?
26 May 2020 : So far my favorite “coping with quarantine” article has been the one that suggests having a BBQ with one other family, bringing your own utensils, condiments, and food, wearing a mask, skipping out on drinking, no pissing, and forgoing the food completely for a game.
25 May 2020 : It gets more complex because i only have certain ones I can do it with, usually knowledge fight. Nothing with a story.
25 May 2020 : It just depends on what I’m doing. If I’m making invoices or quotes from templates, or designing a graphic, I’m fine. If I’m sending an email, absolutely no hahah.
25 May 2020 : Yeah I have a 20 minute commute to work and listen to probably 12 podcast that release a few times a week. Even now, I listen while I work and everyday when I run. 3 hardly seems like much.
25 May 2020 : Every straight man on Sex and the City is an absolute piece of shit: Big, Harry, Berger, Richard, ALL OF THEM.
25 May 2020 : Life hack: be like me and don’t have enough money to pay it! Have to?! Pfft.
25 May 2020 : "How come people without kids find quarantine hard? Why would they not be happy with indefinite isolation?!" cry people who have elected to have children, indicating the family unit they're crying about is their preferred situation over solitude and isolation.
25 May 2020 : How long must I live this way. pic.twitter.com/yslz2UGgww
25 May 2020 : People aren’t going to want to meet new people for a while. You have a family unit. Fuck you, Laura. I’m sorry it’s physically hard now, but sounds like you won’t be as long term impaired as people who will struggle very much to create the family bonds you’re crying about having.
25 May 2020 : How long have you been laying awake at night unable to figure out why solitude in 400 square feet with no interior sun is enough to make someone hang themselves? Do you not get how hard it will be to meet new people for a long time?
25 May 2020 : Laura cant imagine it sucks to be fucking alone for 71 days without a job while the idea of ever having a future or family becomes more distant under mounting bills and debt and the inevitable reality of eviction and instability and never being able to recover? Okay, bitch. pic.twitter.com/QHy2o1dWCd
25 May 2020 : You can’t imagine it sucks to be fucking alone for 71 days without a job while the idea of ever having a future or family becomes more and more distant under mounting bills and debt and the inevitable reality of eviction and instability and never being loved? Okay.
25 May 2020 : Do you not realize some of us live completely alone?
24 May 2020 : I'm considering just moving to a place that isn't so closed up so I can try to make friends and also pay less in rent, so at least there is that!
24 May 2020 : I can no longer afford my heatlhcare and medicaid doesn't cover much, plus when I chedk it was all out of pocket. I find video communication with friends to be inadequate, so even if I had the money for it, not sure it would work for me, but I am glad it is for you!
24 May 2020 : I would like to tattoo this tweet to my face, or perhaps just send a screenshot of it to everyone with a family (partner, kid, or both) who keeps telling me they have it just as bad.
24 May 2020 : Yup, I havent see friends in 71 days or had a paycheck in 85 so I get that. Sex is far below depression, suicidal thoughts from isolation/loneliness, and fear of inevitable eviction for me, but I'm sure it's a huge thing for a lot of people. Too bad Kara is the one w an outlet!
24 May 2020 : Is that why you want to leave?
24 May 2020 : I can't believe that these are the only reasons someone as smart as @karaswisher can come up with as reasons why unemployed, single people might want to leave our fucking houses. pic.twitter.com/V9OY7mrMFj
24 May 2020 : People w children, partners, roommates, & jobs are officially fucking banned from hot takes. I haven't seen any of my friends in 71 days. A year ago I lost all my money & friends; as I was building it back up, I'm thrown back into a hole & dying of a virus looks great. Fuck you. pic.twitter.com/Y07rSaKejN
24 May 2020 : I haven't seen a single friend in 71 days, even from 6 feet. Unbearable.
24 May 2020 : Oh my god if someone told me this was a blessing in disguise I would lose it. https://twitter.com/naouma_/status/1264240429123411968
24 May 2020 : Me: can we get a custom carrot cake flavored Smith Island cake for my birthday? Some asshole not from Maryland: pic.twitter.com/B59L7sQbUm
24 May 2020 : No end in sight, gotta love it. I have about 3 weeks of this shit left in me, and then I'm done with "stay isolated and alone until 2022 or 2023 or whenever we make a vaccine, if we do." https://www.latimes.com/lifestyle/story/2020-04-04/la-affairs-it-feels-like-the-end-of-the-world#null
23 May 2020 : Can’t imagine why I don’t want kids lol pic.twitter.com/G3nLDM52DH
23 May 2020 : What have I done to deserve this. How is this even possible?! Apple must open immediately; coronavirus is canceled. pic.twitter.com/g0JwmYsMqa
23 May 2020 : Larry hogan is a sack of shit.
22 May 2020 : I would give you a raise.
22 May 2020 : Honestly between the suicides and COVID deaths, we won’t need to worry about whatever the fuck “new normal” means for work from home (which is classist and, for some, a suffocating isolation — but I guess those of us won’t make it until 2023 anyway!). https://twitter.com/robpwj/status/1263590730313822216
22 May 2020 : Oh my god Burnett’s how did I ever drink that.
22 May 2020 : When Four Loko still had caffeine! Winter 2010 I drove from DC to Miami for New Years, and I bought all the banned caffeinated Four Loko I could find at the sketchiest gas stations along the way. They paid for half my trip when I got back to UMD!
22 May 2020 : One said to bring your own weights. What?!
22 May 2020 : I keep getting emails from every gym and box I’ve dropped in at across the country with stuff about “you can’t wash your hands or face but please come before work! Also it’s going to be 95 degrees next week so bring sunscreen!” 😂😂 What?!
22 May 2020 : 😂 for sure. Half the reason I came down to my moms in the suburbs was to make her driveway a CrossFit box lol. Peloton sucks, I have one at work, but I’m on the waitlist for a rower. I think the novelty of these parking lot gyms will wear off fast! pic.twitter.com/xTpntihuv3
22 May 2020 : Remember yesterday when The Klobster was the big Biden issue, and now today he’s telling black people who don’t support him to go back to the plantation.
22 May 2020 : Can’t wait to catch the train that runs every 30 minutes so I can work out in the street in front of a gym that won’t let me pee or wash my hands or fill up my water bottle. Solid business plan.
22 May 2020 : This is a wildly different world from mine, where politics, difficulty get unemployment, depression, fear about paying rent, and plans to try to make any money come up as topics that can turn a 5 minute call into 3 hours.
22 May 2020 : This guy really said “stay on the plantation.”
22 May 2020 : When I broke my leg I showed up to my aunts funeral and people thought I had had my leg amputated because my father never told anyone it was broken and I was on an iWalk. I...I thought that was bad, but consistent over sharing seems MUCH worse.
22 May 2020 : Who the fuck are these people whose friends all know each other and how do I become one of them? https://slate.com/human-interest/2020/05/why-i-decided-to-join-a-quarantine-bubble-and-you-should-too.html
22 May 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/tlptFPXvOQ
22 May 2020 : Big Jordan Peterson energy. pic.twitter.com/VYBTiZVR6x
22 May 2020 : God, good thing I use Numbers, Excel seems way too complicated. 😂
21 May 2020 : These are the kind of rookie mistakes I will not make as I oversell my 30,000 youtube views into being a videographer and producer. Thanks for the tip to check software dates 😂
21 May 2020 : hello hire me i know exactly what i'm doing. pic.twitter.com/z4ELNimSt6
21 May 2020 : Except doggo had it worse since my leg hair didn't get in my eyes 😂
21 May 2020 : Did you get any live action shots??? I feel like it would be as satisfying as when I finally waxed my leg hair after my cast came off.
21 May 2020 : Really stepping up my Zoom game. pic.twitter.com/uBjTQcGRsl
21 May 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser and @councilofdc rent is due in 10 days and I haven’t been able to work for months. How are you helping Washingtonians pay rent?
21 May 2020 : I got as far as making 5 year olds wear masks and had to tap out.
21 May 2020 : Yeah! I still get that thank god. I can’t reapply for the PPP bc I already have it, so hopefully they’ll figure something out for later. On the plus side I have some stuff I’ll be rolling out in the next week that hopefully gets me working again — I’m very excited to share it!
21 May 2020 : I actually got one -- I was approved for $1,000 after losing six figures in revenue lol, so I get to pay myself $93.75 a week, which is even less than my $105 unemployment check. But thank you!
21 May 2020 : 38.6 million people have been able to get through to unemployment (almost everyone I know whose unemployed is still trying), and we still haven’t gotten get rent canceled or anything offered more than one month of federal unemployment wages one time. Very cool.
20 May 2020 : Has northern Virginia opened daycare facilities? If so, are there any restrictions on playground equipment?
20 May 2020 : Haaahahahha I wish any of mine had had this level of understanding.
20 May 2020 : *trash being the same
20 May 2020 : When I was uninsured I always said meth would be cheaper 😂
20 May 2020 : They filled it within 5 minutes. I’ve had a script for over a decade and never had anyone risk their license vs just telling me it’s out of stock.
20 May 2020 : I have a lot of questions about no one else thinking to look in a trash can full of papers and about the tag being the same for 48 hours but what do I know.
20 May 2020 : Never have I ever had this happen. I’ve lost a couple scripts but never the pharmacy!!
20 May 2020 : Same! And I guess the pharmacist needs some ADD meds too — they threw the script in the trash lmao
20 May 2020 : CVS couldn’t find my Adderall script for 48 hours despite “really looking,” yet by some miracle they found it within minutes of me calling the police.
20 May 2020 : Turns out my reluctance to call the police ends when @cvspharmacy loses my Adderall script, jerks me around for 48 hours, and doesn’t do shit to find a prescription that is so regulated I can’t just waltz into the doctors office and demand a new script.
20 May 2020 : I was today years old when I finally realized that there are regular people on planet earth who haven't had a friend hide their car from the repo guy.
20 May 2020 : Leave Ronan alone. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1262435293245956097
19 May 2020 : The thing I miss the most about work is looking people dead in the eye and telling them "the whole experience is optional. You don't have to do this."
19 May 2020 : Flirting, 2020 edition. Gimme all the carrot cake ingredients and I’m yours. pic.twitter.com/d3o7hp23sK
19 May 2020 : Flirting, 2020 edition. pic.twitter.com/8g0h5WsbN9
19 May 2020 : I feel like the neighborhoods selling the street empanadas are not the neighborhoods they send the English speaking blonde girl to canvass in. This is my curse.
19 May 2020 : I would like to double down on my prior statement about uncrustables being the best food for canvassing: you don't have to touch the food, just the packaging. Now? Uncrustables are the only acceptable public food. Thanks for reminding me they exist, Jake.
19 May 2020 : I usually go to the one at G and 14th or (even better) Foers, but it's all too far without a car now. But as soon as I can return!!
19 May 2020 : I am definitely a very focused person!
19 May 2020 : This is the dumbest notification I have ever received. People with jobs and housing stability and families and more than 1200 square feet were never united with people without those things. Fuck you. pic.twitter.com/PJHwPvoJ1k
19 May 2020 : I had planned to just call the non emergency police bc I need a report to get a new script written, but not sure I need to now that they have called the doc themselves. I plan to report everyone, including the lady who didn't do anything to help hours ago.
19 May 2020 : We did. They're closed. If they had helped me when I first went up there hours ago, they would have been open! So they faxed in a request, allegedly, but so far I've talked to a guy who lost my script, a liar who never called me back, and fax lady. I am going back in 2 hours.
19 May 2020 : CVS lost my fucking Adderall script and the person who said they’d “call me shortly” never did and won’t look me in the eye now that I’ve angrily returned. What in the fuck.
19 May 2020 : I just got so much dumber omg.
19 May 2020 : Or, wish I was a little younger. If only I was actually a little younger.
19 May 2020 : It was one of the greatest shows.
19 May 2020 : I literally never looked that happy from 2002-2006 when I attended high school, so guess I was a little younger.
19 May 2020 : Honestly I see something similar in my near future.
19 May 2020 : You've been watching The OC? Did you watch on DVD or stream it somewhere? I probably have the first season on DVD somewhere, but don't want to start things I can't finish.
19 May 2020 : I haven't had a car in a decade. Assuming I have money again, I'm immediately buying one bc...wtf else do we do? Groceries, drive through testing, all of it. Here the trains are running every 30 minutes, indefinitely! It sucks, and I"m sorry.
19 May 2020 : Oh my god is it finally infrastructure week?
19 May 2020 : Perfect, Virginia has it! Close enough to DC. 😊
19 May 2020 : So it looks like I can just go to a neighboring state and do a test on an app? Now the real question: can you direct me to the person in DC I need to nag about passing similar laws for us?
19 May 2020 : Like, who are these people who were okay dying alone until....March? People who can't think in advance?
19 May 2020 : Yeah, I get that, but it's not...really as helpful as people with jobs seem to think it is. "Just die in crushing debt unable to rent a home without paying six months in advance, nbd!"
18 May 2020 : I know we aren’t a state, but DC is still totally closed. Feel like this could be mentioned. pic.twitter.com/vKv9FtxLVk
18 May 2020 : Am I the only single person who a) is depressed about being single even when pandemics aren't happening, and b) thinks that virtual dating is fucking stupid? pic.twitter.com/55omLLpptq
18 May 2020 : Well, ok. pic.twitter.com/Sh3934TcSq
18 May 2020 : I think it’s really cool that even during a pandemic @1800CONTACTS wants me to go to the closed eye doctor, with money I dont have after losing my job due to the pandemic, to get my contacts shipped...even tho my prescription has been -8.5 for over a decade.
18 May 2020 : There are no good men, except for Ronan Farrow.
18 May 2020 : Married people living in more than 900 square feet of space: Why would anyone want to go back to an office??????? Single people living in 400 square feet apartments with no human interaction: 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
18 May 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser can I get an answer? @councilofdc ? https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1262360377016438785
18 May 2020 : I mean, that's just not reality for a lot of people. If it was, there wouldn't be people working in offices living in studios with a spouse or in crowded roommate situations or putting over half their income into rent.
18 May 2020 : I own my own business now but not sure most employers give a shit about providing great experiences.
18 May 2020 : I’m not sure what you’re suggesting. You believe companies that don’t pay a high enough salary for a person to live alone will get wework memberships?
18 May 2020 : Hey quick question, how are we supposed to pay rent in 2 weeks?
18 May 2020 : I read someone say it’s ok if employers just pay an extra $200 a month. Not sure that $400 gets a couple living in a one bedroom a 2-3 bedroom place 😂
18 May 2020 : I stumbled across your tweets bc I'm searching for others who hate work from home. Add me to your sample size: it's classist (I have a studio), crushes my productivity, and helps me spiral into depression. I miss WeWork.
17 May 2020 : How the fuck do I pay my rent.
17 May 2020 : I’m sorry, are you suggesting OP was saying they personally didn’t want a credit score? If so, try reading it again.
17 May 2020 : Is the challenge just Elon's Twitter feed?
17 May 2020 : Its ridiculous!!!!
17 May 2020 : Even the rubbed off letters?!
17 May 2020 : My #lastnormalphoto set is hella depressing. pic.twitter.com/XJLJVYDMrH
16 May 2020 : Doesn't the CARES Act suspend garnishments for back taxes? So why did DC offset my return to Maryland?
16 May 2020 : Virginians crying about Northam being a socialist nightmare are hard to take seriously when you consider they have chosen to live in a state that won't let Harris Teeter sell me triple sec.
16 May 2020 : People wanting to know their neighbors is so weird to me. Have you not joined your neighborhood Facebook group? You'll immediately pray you never meet any of those asshole in real life.
16 May 2020 : Communism is being forced to live without an E key because Apple won’t open for me on demand. pic.twitter.com/wChysD2KCK
16 May 2020 : no thank u
16 May 2020 : This is an incredibly true statement.
16 May 2020 : she's always hated it tho, i used to come down here when she was at work and make youtube videos. pic.twitter.com/zMC2DJE4ea
16 May 2020 : Hey! It’s video, I’m not a male millennial!
16 May 2020 : Back in February I said airports would close. It's literally the only thing I've been wrong about so far lol. https://twitter.com/mckaycoppins/status/1261379754214649856
15 May 2020 : My incredibly professional in home studio I’ve set up in my mommy’s kitchen. My mother is THRILLED. 😂 pic.twitter.com/rywqgnvVcj
14 May 2020 : I....okay. You're too dumb for me to have this conversation with. Look up sarcasm. We're on the same fucking side. I'm not the original person speculating. Goodbye.
14 May 2020 : What in the fuck is wrong with you? I was clearly being sarcastic in response to someone speculating about actual true closures of borders nationwide. Good fucking god. Have you been to New England? Massholes shop in Rhode Island everyday. DC isn't special.
14 May 2020 : Okay MAGA twitter, how much will you give me for this lady? pic.twitter.com/Je1kB3R0CU
14 May 2020 : Right. My comment is in response to someone talking about ending that. Thanks for the lesson on where I live, though.
14 May 2020 : I've heard of a gap year, but never a "program."
14 May 2020 : lmao what the fuck is a "gap year program"? Is that what I should have said I was doing when I was just too poor to pay tuition? pic.twitter.com/rKPABEDrhn
13 May 2020 : If you didn't go to college, you’re probably unprepared to handle the complexities of Italian delis. pic.twitter.com/prT8KCbhCo
13 May 2020 : The SBA failed us, so like 70% of your favorite restaurants will be gone by July. Also, bartending won't pay shit since bars can't run at capacity. But yes, the famously skill-less, untrained, and unregulated job of handyman is definitely a good choice to tinker around in. pic.twitter.com/szcLUlOxn5
13 May 2020 : David Brooks is a fucking idiot. The "correct" year to graduate college for my age was 2010. People with on time degrees were still waiting tables when I dropped out in 2012. That world was nowhere near as fucked as this one. pic.twitter.com/temSxm1CZg
13 May 2020 : YES.
13 May 2020 : what the fuck is this. pic.twitter.com/X2LOR8J4qL
13 May 2020 : Gonna be really hard to explain to people why they can't go grocery shopping across the street, and instead need to take a barely running bus to a store 45 minutes away without a car to get food.
13 May 2020 : This child is how I will be the day I am allowed to see other people, but forced to stay in my chalk box of death, still alone. https://twitter.com/lioneltop/status/1260125365990756352 pic.twitter.com/c81e4tDVvY
13 May 2020 : lol well good luck to Maryland and DC in this mission.
13 May 2020 : 🤦🏻‍♀️
13 May 2020 : If I didn't need it March 10, I definitely do now after months of😠
13 May 2020 : Botox.
13 May 2020 : I do! I have a habit of overworking out and under eating when Im down, so at least I'm used to managing it. I eat on Zoom calls, bc Im near people! Our stay at home order is now set to end June 8, which was about the day I had decided I was done doing this, one way or the other.
13 May 2020 : On one hand I feel bad about completely ignoring almost everyone who tries to talk to me, but on the other hand I'm too depressed to eat, so.
13 May 2020 : It’s a joke.
13 May 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser my $105 DC unemployment + $600 PUA doesn't leave me with money for food if I pay all my bills in full, and no way I'm alone. What do you plan to do about canceling rent in the district?
12 May 2020 : *decades
12 May 2020 : Pro tip: your homemade mask won't be enough to protect you from tear gas when the class riots start. pic.twitter.com/YontmG0LGE
11 May 2020 : If they don't want business owners to get both UI and PPP loans, why are they handing out watered down, unlivable wages for both? I was given $105 and $93.75 a week, respectively. Get fucked. pic.twitter.com/1YXAWuUTZu
11 May 2020 : Likely story! Seems staged by Darden to crush their competition! 🙄
10 May 2020 : 2020 has me feeling really smug about assuming people who enjoy cruises are just incredibly boring.
10 May 2020 : Absolutely love hearing @travis_view losing it talking about my (former) people. pic.twitter.com/siDFf6oQwa
10 May 2020 : How did I live there for years and never know about this?
10 May 2020 : Facts. I am only watching Conan. pic.twitter.com/4CeHZjnRxn
10 May 2020 : Thanks, I fucking hate it 😷😷
10 May 2020 : This is a good thread about Crissy Teigen. It is even better than the carrot cake cupcakes I made because Chrissy said they were good. https://twitter.com/clairewillett/status/1258953846115627010
9 May 2020 : Also her recipes are good, whether they’re her own or her recommendations.
8 May 2020 : Let’s stop rewarding mediocrity. If brain fog was a sign of advanced covid I’d be real worried about myself lately 😂
8 May 2020 : Oh was #FeelNothingTowardAPubliclyTradedCompanyThatsDoingMildProtectionsForWorkersAndCustomers too long for y'all? Like, it's Costco. #SupportCostco for letting employees feel slightly safer, I guess. pic.twitter.com/nkhc6fYTAz
8 May 2020 : Thank you!!!
8 May 2020 : Is this still true? My small business hasn't heard anything, and I'm guessing EOD is soon.
8 May 2020 : PEOPLE ARE TESTING POSITIVE WHO HAVE NEVER TESTED POSITIVE BEFORE. pic.twitter.com/laN7iSnEsQ
8 May 2020 : Unfortunately, it's both: "And even as some parts of the US are talking of desperate shortages in nursing staff, elsewhere in the country many nurses are being told to stay at home without pay." https://www.npr.org/2020/05/08/852435761/as-hospitals-lose-revenue-thousands-of-health-care-workers-face-furloughs-layoff
8 May 2020 : Just guessing: lots of dental assistants (almost 100% women!), flight attendants, substitute teachers, nurses, travel agents, retail workers and event planners are women, and all of those fields suck to be in right now.
8 May 2020 : I still haven't heard anything about the grant. At what point today do I go from low key dread to full on panic attack?
8 May 2020 : This is just 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
8 May 2020 : Oh you hate sexual assault? Prove it! Name every sexual assault victim — bet you can’t, because you’re just a fake bitch. pic.twitter.com/hxEf3cykeH
8 May 2020 : Today we learned 20.5 million people lost their jobs in April. https://t.co/RuO4A84rY0
8 May 2020 : but is that better or worse than byedon or whatever the fuck?
8 May 2020 : My father, who doesn't even have social media, sent me Plandemic hosted on fucking BitChute. I told him to never send me anything from that Nazi site again. He's a Christian healer who rebukes viruses. Do I bother going back and trying to refute things? It's never worked before.
7 May 2020 : This is false. No one ever said it was untrue that people are dying who have never died before.
7 May 2020 : Please don’t let your loved ones pay full price to attend online college.
7 May 2020 : I've been saying the only dating app I'm interested in is Twitter.
7 May 2020 : I would like a limit of one day per week per neighborhood. No way grass grows as fast as my mom's neighbors think it does, I really need her HOA to step up here.
7 May 2020 : Vaccines are cool and good.
7 May 2020 : I’ve been thinking about it for months.
7 May 2020 : I miss carrot cake so much but also I hate baking so much oh my god how do people find this enjoyable?! It’s just following rules, which I despise. pic.twitter.com/lkyCkgX7lq
7 May 2020 : Why did I decide that 1030 pm was a good time to make carrot cake cupcakes. Endless grating. pic.twitter.com/HpTx3k8Jmi
6 May 2020 : I mean, this must be about needing money — that would explain why you are keeping most bikes empty, but still not letting riders in late: bump up the waitlist and get 2 charges for every late rider, to help make up for loss of the empty bikes.
6 May 2020 : Hey @soulcycle instead of opening now, have you considered selling the technology you have obviously created that makes your enclosed workout rooms, fogged up with sweat and breath, totally safe? I assume it’s some kind of air purifier, since your water spigot is a death trap.
6 May 2020 : . @soulcycle : “our water spigot will kill you, but all the sweaty air you breathe in while cycling is a-ok!”
6 May 2020 : Soulcycle is one of the things I miss the most but lmao at the idea I’m fucking paying for water, or that my bottle can always be filled beforehand. Soulcycle fountains have a faucet to fill up your own bottle; if it’s not safe to use that, it’s not safe to be open. Choose one. pic.twitter.com/QbjC8YBD0s
6 May 2020 : Conventions are stage 4 in CA, same as professional sports with audiences, which is not happening June 28. It's definitely to buy time to refund money, but they're only hurting themselves at this point by pissing people off and being sketchy haha. The money is gone regardless!
6 May 2020 : Like if the 100,000 person oil and gas shows are canceled, you’d think the freaking HR show (of all things!) would bite the bullet 😂
6 May 2020 : SHRM is a tiny small potatoes show compared to SxSW (canceled), MWC (canceled), NAB (canceled), NY Auto Show (rescheduled), OTC (canceled) and ConExpo (last day canceled). They’re the only ones pretending June shows are still happening AND it’s Cali! It’s wild.
6 May 2020 : Why are they pretending that this trade show is going to happen in San Diego in June?! I don't think California is hosting a 17,000 person convention in 7 weeks, nor do I think companies would attend! At first they were going to make a Decision by May 4. Guess not! pic.twitter.com/F4PQYj3H83
6 May 2020 : DC unemployment is around 20%, so we're not doing great. The pandemic def isnt over! Not sure what long term is, but idc if market collapses forever; I want a new lease now. 😂 Airbnb, virtual college, telecommuting, and couples/roommates all wfh in small spaces seem good for me! pic.twitter.com/t8sVfwMMRX
6 May 2020 : Why isn't there an option on the @Target app for me to tip the @Shipt delivery person???
6 May 2020 : Point 8 should be about reckless endangerment of others during protests.
6 May 2020 : And tax free, because the membership is a business expense!
6 May 2020 : Yeah, it's $350 and SoulCycle is $30, so if I use the Peloton 12 times, it's a free office, right? But it's seriously a great gym and has been incredibly useful getting strong enough to go back to my beloved CrossFit post surgery.
6 May 2020 : But I toured multiple competitors that cost half the price, and 0 took me seriously. Like, I never even got a follow up call from a sales person. That WeWork has 2 Pelotons so I said fuck it, despite not liking the actual company.
6 May 2020 : Yeah I have a lot of mixed feelings. I canceled my membership and bitched out corporate in march (the local place said they'd "work with" returning members") after being unable to use it for more than 10 days. They insisted on keeping all locations open without refunds/discounts.
6 May 2020 : You think? Last month some of the apartments I had looked at a year ago were $200 cheaper than they were in 2019, so I'm cautiously optimistic.
6 May 2020 : I rarely actually attend conventions myself, but when I do, 90% of my work is in Vegas, so proximity to bars I go to takes priority. 😂 My office is the White House WeWork so I can walk there from Logan/Thomas, and I mostly drink in Logan.
6 May 2020 : Yuuup. I'm in Hill East by Lincoln Park, and I check nonstop for something near Capitol South, Logan Circle, and Thomas Circle.
6 May 2020 : So what's going to happen to the DC rental market if all the colleges go virtual in the fall?
6 May 2020 : Is there a way to permanently block everyone on Okcupid who selects this answer? pic.twitter.com/FBhCW1Sihp
6 May 2020 : I was feeling guilty only using OKCupid to argue with men, but then I came across a profile that said "you should message me if your job means more to you than just receiving a paycheck" and hahaha no I'm good.
5 May 2020 : Yup. It’s incredibly personal.
5 May 2020 : Yes! I've been pissed about elaborate FaceTime/Zoom interviews in my industry for years because of this. I always tell people when I interview them I don't care if they're sitting in a park or at the mall, as long as I can hear them.
5 May 2020 : Okay? I never said different? Idk why you're caping for shitty male behavior to me.
5 May 2020 : Lol ok he can move on and know for the next woman. Not this woman.
5 May 2020 : Shout out to all of my fellow liquor and bar industry pals who are also losing a weeks worth of pay on this Cinco de Mayo.
5 May 2020 : I still have no idea who he is so I didn’t know that! Every frame of reference I’ve been given outside of Epstein isn’t something I know 😂
5 May 2020 : You told me to. https://twitter.com/jewish_activist/status/1251717972844064768?s=21 https://twitter.com/jewish_activist/status/1251717972844064768
5 May 2020 : January 2019: I buy a Brazilian and leg waxing yearly package, immediately break my leg. January 2020: I buy a Brazilian and leg waxing yearly package, everyone goes to house prison. God is telling me to laser.
5 May 2020 : Were you talking about Epstein, @kirbtb ? https://twitter.com/kirbtb/status/1257461735692341249?s=21
5 May 2020 : Martin should try smelling nicer.
5 May 2020 : Thanks for this, was surprised to see all the praise for this guy. I read the post and literally said “ugh men” out loud.
5 May 2020 : !!!
5 May 2020 : No?
4 May 2020 : Okay WHAT. This is incredible, thank you. @melwedde https://twitter.com/notallbhas/status/1257412265676021762
4 May 2020 : I'll let you know if I figure it out. It seems like a particularly good story.
4 May 2020 : Who the fuck are Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer and will someone for the love of god tell me what happened because I am dying to know the drama.
4 May 2020 : Hahaha @Square fucked me so bad with my shitty PPP loan by NOT letting me do this, and telling me the loan "isn't for you, anyway." pic.twitter.com/ZKDEuDx3Ya
4 May 2020 : As the employer and employee, my productivity went up 2000% when I joined WeWork.
4 May 2020 : I miss wework with every fiber of my being 😫😫
4 May 2020 : Im going to think about this every single day until I die. pic.twitter.com/1EqwU5MEzx
4 May 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser my landlord is asking me for rent. Would you like to help me out by, I don’t know, passing some kind of rent relief for DC? My $105 a week in unemployment isn’t going to cut it.
4 May 2020 : Aren't businesses allowed to open in Virginia May 8, even though the stay at home is until June 10th? They're already allowing elective procedures.
3 May 2020 : Amazing.
3 May 2020 : No.
3 May 2020 : Small world!
3 May 2020 : I meant the OP who said she is apparently my neighbor.
3 May 2020 : It's where you drop your dogs insta.
3 May 2020 : Help I can't stop watching this. https://twitter.com/MattLCapon/status/1256486822957514752
3 May 2020 : Based on your first tweet, I was going to ask you if you also live near Lincoln Park. I've been bitching about this to my friends in Logan Circle for weeks.
3 May 2020 : Incredible that this man had a job at the NY Times and thinks elective surgeries are being canceled due to the lockdowns. No. They're canceled bc of the virus, you fucking moron. It's a lack of PPE and resources -- the very reason we keep warning about the virus. pic.twitter.com/nFmG9wo2CH
2 May 2020 : Well guess I know what I’m rewatching this evening.
2 May 2020 : Hey real quick can someone make me a Ghana says goodbye meme with video from today’s flyover at the national mall? Thanks. pic.twitter.com/w40hZmgDWG
2 May 2020 : This article upset me so much I had to search on twitter to see if anyone else was ??? over it.
2 May 2020 : The Instagram thing was definitely my favorite part, until I realized that he thought I was upset I had lost money shorting Veritone stock, and didn’t understand I was upset about Veritone taking SBA money.
2 May 2020 : An update: I finally read his messages, and it got worse. pic.twitter.com/7EDF94TdT0
1 May 2020 : My favorite part was being told to check his Instagram to make sure he's not psycho.
1 May 2020 : How to get blocked: cry that I'm bullying publicly traded companies, then slide into my DMs. 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ pic.twitter.com/aSxLBLoq8n
1 May 2020 : Mind boggling that the rest of the fucking world did it and we didn't, you mean? 👍
1 May 2020 : You sound like a fucking idiot.
1 May 2020 : The EIDL advance is subtracted from the amount that can be forgiven from the PPP. My EIDL advance and my PPP loan are for $1,000. Can I use this money to pay contractors and overhead instead of giving myself $93.75 a week? If I have to pay it back anyway, does it matter?
1 May 2020 : As a small business owner, I have felt a lot of solidarity with other business owners who have gotten totally fucked. But I cannot help but laugh in their faces when they publicly admit they pay shit and don’t get why they can’t get workers.
1 May 2020 : Not you, but the women who feel the need to stan for guys when they’re accused of stuff. The men defending joe don’t give one shit about the women who join them - not as people, anyway.
1 May 2020 : Yup. I have a pretty low tolerance for reading about sexual assault. I skipped pages of Ronan’s # book, and I relied on Worst Year Ever to summarize Reades allegations for me. I will never understand women doing this. I’ll even say the men don’t care about you, not just joe.
1 May 2020 : Yeah I make a big salad every sunday and eat out of all week, and mostly eat salmon as my meat. I am very confused by all these people eating like boxes of mac and cheese and not for financial reasons 😂
1 May 2020 : I read her tweet as “I don’t believe Biden” so many times because it just broke my brain. Your tweets confused me for a solid minute because I couldn’t imagine she had really said that. 🤦🏼‍♀️
30 April 2020 : Pretty much everyone I know in numerous states has been trying for weeks to get on it, too. Rhode Island appears to have disconnected their phone line.
30 April 2020 : Hi! What am I doing wrong here? pic.twitter.com/1BKTGQzXG9
30 April 2020 : The only thing that sounds more boring that dating on Zoom is watching others do it.
30 April 2020 : Congrats to @HSBC for helping publicly traded @Travelzoo get a $3,121,605 small business #PPPloan ! Forbes calls Travelzoo's Ralph Bartel an "on again off again" billionaire -- hope this puts you back in the big boys club! Wanna donate to my business GoFundMe, Ralph? #EIDLHOAX
30 April 2020 : Of fucking course. Disgusting.
30 April 2020 : Yeah I live in DC and most people I'm friends with don't own cars either, unless they grew up in the immediate suburbs or recently moved here. They amended it so we can walk through.
30 April 2020 : I don’t own a car and I live alone: I have considered this a lot. Doesn’t mean I would murder an Uber driver.
30 April 2020 : Breaking: 3.8 million Americans were able to get through their states unemployment offices last week. Millions more remain on hold.
30 April 2020 : In DC, we are allowed to walk up.
30 April 2020 : Who the fuck is calling an Uber when they think they have coronavirus?
29 April 2020 : “Working out isn’t surrounding yourself with weights and watching the news for an hour” caused me to stop what I was doing and give my phone both middle fingers. Can’t believe y’all would personally attack me in this manner.
29 April 2020 : Yeah, I'm aware. I was offered a $550 PPP and a $1,000 EIDL advance (equivalent to what a gig worker would get). I'm out six figures in revenue so far. Thanks for the info though. Surely you must be aware people are upset?
29 April 2020 : Thanks! Hoping the SBA will eventually set up something similar, instead of just giving money to billionaires lol.
29 April 2020 : I submitted an affidavit showing loss over 20 pages long. The first app that was up for 24 hours didnt have it, but they replaced it w one that asked for immediate, not projected, loss-- Ive since lost what would be another 40 pages in revenue. In a way, better set up than SBA.
29 April 2020 : There’s hope! I got mine today!
29 April 2020 : Only if it's just $1,200. That's all I got!
29 April 2020 : @expandyourfocus @MD_Labor “Anyway we see you can rent an entire home in Idaho for $450 so here’s $450 everyone ok bye.”
29 April 2020 : If only the feds has been in possession of some kind of locality pay reference sheet...maybe a general schedule of pay amounts reasonable per area...🙄
29 April 2020 : Actually I’d rather they just cancel rent anyway because no way am I getting my DC rent covered at the federal level when our stimulus check was a month of federal minimum wage
29 April 2020 : I mean yeah but I don’t have much hope for that lol
29 April 2020 : Every single state should just have approved every applicant for $1 and then sorted it out. Good god.
29 April 2020 : All of these things are quite bad. pic.twitter.com/gZPc1ZHCr4
28 April 2020 : Yes. What is the average PPP loan amount you have submitted to the SBA? Briefly glancing through, the only 8K I see you on is this one, but of course that doesn't tell me the full story.
28 April 2020 : Thanks for sharing it!!
28 April 2020 : Yes! Anyone who is publicly traded must file SEC reports, even if they are on otc markets. For executive compensation, you will want the DEF 14A, which is labeled proxy statements. My entire twitter is me pulling filings for companies that took SBA money. https://www.sec.gov/edgar/searchedgar/companysearch.html
28 April 2020 : GoFundMe is giving an additional $500 to businesses who raise $500. If you're still working AND enjoying my call outs of billionaires, millionaires, publicly traded companies, and mega chains that took small business PPP loan money, I would love $5! http://gf.me/u/xy2fr9
28 April 2020 : I have so much free time lately, I can dedicate full time hours to it!
28 April 2020 : I was told I’d get $550! 😂
28 April 2020 : I was told I could get a whopping $550, so I might as well have been told no.
28 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/R6lmDm9jtG
28 April 2020 : Shut up, Doug. @danbartlett6 come get your boy. pic.twitter.com/iG45itCGer
28 April 2020 : Walmart CEO Doug Millon tells #AxiosonHBO he’s a delusional shitbag. You’re wrong, Doug. Pony up some of the $22,105,350 you got last year and fuck off. pic.twitter.com/Tcsgk0RkiB
28 April 2020 : Oh my god.
28 April 2020 : The Small Business Administration gave the Los Angeles Lakers a $4,600,000 #PPPLoan . My small business was offered $550, and @Square told me “this isn’t for you anyway.”
27 April 2020 : Congratulations to @RobertDLoren and XCel Brands ($XELB) on your $1,805,856 small business #PPPLoan . @BankofAmerica , thanks for looking out for our smallest publicly traded businesses. Us small business owners REALLY APPRECIATE your help. #EIDLhoax #SBA pic.twitter.com/s3y6Vxka8p
27 April 2020 : Way to go @rocklandtrust , helping small businesses like publicly traded @kopin get a 2.1 million dollar SBA #PPPLoan ! If only I had shareholders who could give my business the full #eidladvance instead of an insulting $1,000 -- can't imagine why the SBA is running out of money!! pic.twitter.com/YMU0AJeu4I
27 April 2020 : Congrats to @usbank who got Park City Group ($PCYG, parent company of @ReposiTrak ) a $1,099,350 #PPPloan . CEO Randy Fields is THAT Randy Fields -- of Mrs. Fields Cookies money. Poor guy, guess his cookie money didn't last long. Thank god he had the #CARESAct to fall back on! pic.twitter.com/rIBdVxYKbg
27 April 2020 : Congrats (again!) to @SVB_Financial for getting publicly traded @AviatNetworks a $5,911,000 small business PPP loan! I wonder if Pete Smith, their new CEO, will be taking a pay reduction? #PPPLoan #EIDLHoax pic.twitter.com/7YpOiQXaFd
27 April 2020 : Guess what -- this asshole got way more than $60 million! pic.twitter.com/LWepYFWgdu
27 April 2020 : Nikola?
27 April 2020 : When I think small biz, I think @originalnathans with 276 locations! That's probably why they received a $1,224,645.00 PPP loan from the @SBAgov -- almost as much as CEO Eric Gatoff took home in 2019. Sure, they're returning it, but only because the SBA said to. pic.twitter.com/UMFZBl47RN
27 April 2020 : Oh, so you're just bad at logic, reasoning, and critical thinking. Got it.
27 April 2020 : Another win for @SVB_Financial with a $220,000 #PPPLoan for publicly traded @MateonTX ! I am eagerly awaiting Mateon's 2019 10-K so I can see how many people they've hired and how successful they were in 2019! #CARESAct pic.twitter.com/QsHvJYHbP2
27 April 2020 : Quite frankly, I don't care what you support. You are on twitter begging the president for money, so obviously the system has failed you as well. I was simply correcting your falsehood about socialism, and showing you the money trail. Do with this information as you wish.
27 April 2020 : Scott, I'm an actual communist, and I don't know anyone who thinks rich shitbags like Bennett should be getting that money. Why not follow his donation history? pic.twitter.com/Ky1PBsD0SP
27 April 2020 : True. pic.twitter.com/1067JgnDFT
27 April 2020 : [Hook] Hoes mad (x24) Enjoy continuing to defend that #PPPLoan , Trevor. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253065042104287234 pic.twitter.com/SNWlCGHdYF
27 April 2020 : Marco, for the love of god, make them give us the full 10k EIDL advance.
27 April 2020 : @zjarryan thank you for this you're amazing. pic.twitter.com/zAaO2l7x4O
27 April 2020 : @JohnnyMcNulty Work is the virus.
26 April 2020 : I would like to clarify I hit the like button because of the salmon.
26 April 2020 : Racist high school football lunatics who were defeated by Denzel Washington, and a total lack of zombies. City soundtrack by Dave Grohl. https://twitter.com/safopus/status/1254075217640595456
26 April 2020 : Yeah but I saw on the news they aren’t giving aid to many people, so I was wondering if anyone had been asked for more details or been alerted to elimination.
26 April 2020 : Also, his company is doing BETTER now, per their press releases.
26 April 2020 : Incredible that this is someone’s idea of an attractive protest sign design and not an eye crossing bad color choice by one city.
26 April 2020 : ty for reminding me
26 April 2020 : Don’t forget who else made out pretty good with the small business loans: Gordon Sondland, @PieFivePizza , @livestrong , @Wilhelmina , @DavidSeaburg , @AshfordInc , @JuniorsCheeseck . Also @SVB_Financial ! pic.twitter.com/Gs7jE13807
26 April 2020 : Also, outside of WHAT context? The Tony Awards would be equivalent to a work party lmao
25 April 2020 : lol Brittany Kaiser of Cambridge Analytica is on their advisory board.
25 April 2020 : I thought you were trending with a typo, so glad to see this tweet.
25 April 2020 : Why the hell don't you do a reserve time option for 30 minutes then, instead of making us order shit we no longer want from the last time we messed with our carts, or needing to waste a second space by doing another order?
25 April 2020 : I'm trying, but with no capital to create marketing materials, I can't. Virtual shows are really shitty (I've been to 8 so far, each worse than the last!) and they don't have the exhibitor component, so it's a big reach. We'll see! https://twitter.com/ApertureMngmt/status/1253063702280101890
25 April 2020 : lol my business is so fucked. It’s going to be 1,000 years before we can have trade shows again. https://twitter.com/RalstonReports/status/1254170071842164736
25 April 2020 : I can’t believe you would bully this 18 year old on her birthday! 😂
25 April 2020 : Such a good question!
25 April 2020 : 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/4RjspR164M
25 April 2020 : I tried but 🤷🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/kQP1dMul0F
25 April 2020 : A tour of the reefer truck makeshift morgues, perhaps?
25 April 2020 : The overall opinion of my neighborhood Facebook group is that going on a little day trip to NYC is GOOD and I'm a BULLY. DC is 7th in the nation for both cases and deaths per nation. My asshole neighbors don't care. We're all going to fucking die lmao. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1254085379998855170
25 April 2020 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtw3XJoJrE
25 April 2020 : Thank you. I'm adding to it each day. Dallas really cleaned up in SBA loans for rich people!
25 April 2020 : Speaking of billionaires! I'm making a thread of the rich shits who stole SBA money, and a lot of them are in north TX. I wanted to DM you, but couldn't. In case you have any interest: https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253494585881395202
25 April 2020 : Congrats to @Leaf_grp , owner of @livestrong and @eHow , on their $7,143,927 #PPPLoan with @SVB_Financial ! Millionaire CEO @seanmo must be so proud. Hey Sean -- my actual small business only got a reduced $1,000 EIDL grant from the SBA. Wanna spot me $9,000? #EIDLhoax #CARESAct pic.twitter.com/9KreCrWqlV
25 April 2020 : My fucking neighbor is really out here asking if now is a good time for a “day trip” from DC to NYC. When called out on it, she said we just can’t imagine what it must be like to be 18 and living under quarantine. What. The. Fuck. pic.twitter.com/4c54viFlsn
25 April 2020 : Yup, that’s me too! I am a one person LLC. I am the only person, no employees.
25 April 2020 : It was wild. Even if you took my profit off line 31, divided it by 12, and multiplied it by 3.5 it was more than this. Truly ridiculous. Thankfully I am far more interested in the EIDL so I can have capital to pivot to virtual, but who knows what will happen with that. pic.twitter.com/peXIJmtDnJ
25 April 2020 : that would be great. Im already on UI from a part time job I worked a few hours at; figured $105/week was better than nothing when I applied 😂 It’s capital for the business I need. I loaned the business the last $5,000 I had for debts, & I need to pivot to virtual which is $$.
25 April 2020 : They told me to apply elsewhere if I didn’t like their $550 estimate. Truly ridiculous.
25 April 2020 : I definitely haven’t seen “many resources” for my business. Instead I’ve seen false hope, and a determination that my loss in revenue should be given an equal grant to a part time gig worker. Lucky you if otherwise!
25 April 2020 : If DC has removed the self employed and gig workers from the running for that grants, does that include single member LLCs? I’m amazed you haven’t noticed this at all if you’re going through it as well? I am not eligible for multiple private grants because it’s just me.
25 April 2020 : Holy shit who? I want to bank with them.
25 April 2020 : Thanks! Square wasn't my first, second, third, or fourth choice, so I already know I can't really just waltz in anywhere and apply, but maybe they'll catch up to the rest one day.
25 April 2020 : If only I was a billionaire, running at full operation or doing better than normal, and had 10 employees.
25 April 2020 : Right. It made me do that with my 2019 payroll total divided by 12, even though I wasn't open for all of 2019. Did you have to do that as well, or did you divide by less than 12 before multiplying by 2.5?
24 April 2020 : . @TDBank_US how are you determining PPP loan amounts for customers whose businesses opened in 2019? @Square literally told me that the PPP "wasn't meant for [me]" as a single member LLC, so maybe you're a better source.
24 April 2020 : Did you ever get clarification on this? I opened April 2019 and Square literally told me "this wasn't meant for you" lmao
24 April 2020 : How did they calculate payroll for the ones that opened in 2019?
24 April 2020 : Mentioned what? UI? Of course I know I can get unemployment. But my business costs money to run; at least 15% of revenue goes into operating costs, not including COGS. My point is being an LLC hasn't helped my biz get relief.
24 April 2020 : My company has lost $100,000 in revenue so far. Unemployment helps me, the person & does 0 for my business, which needs to keep functioning even if Im not paid. I applied for PPP; was offered $550. Im only bitter I pay money to be an LLC when I could just be a sole prop for free
24 April 2020 : I'm a one person LLC, and I'm eligible for jack shit lol.
24 April 2020 : Here is my favorite #PPP success story: https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253494585881395202?s=21 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253494585881395202
24 April 2020 : Will they ever give full EIDL advances, or will they continue to not give a shit about businesses with less than 10 people?
24 April 2020 : The EIDL program is a joke. Sign something that actually helps businesses with less than ten people.
24 April 2020 : I got distracted by Sondland. I’ll get to this one next. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253796428612349954?s=21
24 April 2020 : Another millionaire! @ProvenanceHotel founder Gordon Sondland, his wife/future president @KatyDurant , & current president @basharwali got a @SBAgov #PPPLoan . Sondland's net worth is $60,000,000. Meanwhile, SBA only gave my ACTUAL small business a reduced $1,000 #eidladvance . pic.twitter.com/U9On4USCbe
24 April 2020 : I'm not who you're asking, but in case it helps: I applied 3/30, credit pull 4/18 at 3 am EST, work up to the $1,000 on 4/21. TD Bank business account, single member LLC.
24 April 2020 : How about a committee that designs relief for companies with under 10 employees, instead of lumping us all in together?
24 April 2020 : Can ANYONE tell me if single member LLCs are being shafted here? Self employment doesn't do anything to keep my business floating, even if I personally am able to collect it -- I have already dumped my entire personal funds into client refunds and contractor payments.
24 April 2020 : Did you ever get an answer?
24 April 2020 : It's bad enough only a fraction of people are going to get money instead of everyone getting some. We dont even know how decisions are being made. If I'm out of the running I would prefer to just go under instead of hoping. @Ready_4_DC @SmallBizDC @MayorBowser anyone have info?
24 April 2020 : Yeah, I have a lot of questions about this. Like, the SBA has already lumped me in with part time side hustle gig workers. Has the city I pay taxes to and choose to live in and run my business in done the same? Answers would be nice.
24 April 2020 : I filled out the application for the DC small business grant twice. I submitted an affidavit showing lost revenue. I have not heard back at all, and saw in media that contractors and self employed are eliminated. Does that include single member LLCs? Am I just screwed? @DMPEDDC
24 April 2020 : Truly disrespectful that lysol, clorox, and #TidePodPresident are trending, with no attention being paid to Jim Humble, MMS, or Qanon.
24 April 2020 : I'm so sorry ☹️
24 April 2020 : @TedLangley75 Welp. https://t.co/9iJGSdKAfn
24 April 2020 : Mark Schwarz lives in a $6,300,000 house AND is a top #CARESAct SBA winner, with 3 public companies receiving #PPPloan . Rave Restaurant Group ( @PieFivePizza , @PizzaInn_Inc ): $656,830 @Wilhelmina Models: $1,975,200 (HQ in Schwarz's office!) @Hallmarkgrp : $8,311,000 #EIDLHOAX pic.twitter.com/4os0ixK3ZZ
23 April 2020 : Oooh they're connected to Rave Restaurant group, which is Pie 5 and also got a PPP.
23 April 2020 : I don't know, based on the 2018 records, the c-suites at harvard bioscience are basically forced to live in poverty. pic.twitter.com/IrPj7hR2uN
23 April 2020 : 😫😫 my company is similar to a modeling agency so that hits home
23 April 2020 : Thanks! Can’t wait to see if Allen is on twitter so I can tag him with this and ask him to send some of that my way! pic.twitter.com/JZUJ4qVRro
23 April 2020 : Congrats to @davidseaburg , @nedwswanson , & @PolarityTE who got a $3,600,000 small business PPP loan AND gave their CEO & COO bonuses 4 day days later! I have depleted my personal $ for my COVID-19 impacted small business & the SBA gave me a reduced $1,000 EIDL grant 👍 #CARESAct pic.twitter.com/U6SKpShCyV
23 April 2020 : In this thread, I will be congratulating billionaires, multimillionaires, megachains, and publicly traded companies for sucking up all the SBA money they can. Pls enjoy, join in, & learn about how the #CARESAct is failing small businesses like mine. #EIDLHOAX #SBALoans #PPPloan https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253065042104287234
23 April 2020 : Congrats to millionaires @steelberg_oc & @ChadSteelberg on @veritoneinc 's $6,500,000 small business PPP loan! Would you believe all my company got was a $1,000 EIDL grant? Really needed the full $10k, but SBA funds are low. 🤔 I'm just 2,222 shares of $VERI short, tho. #CARESAct pic.twitter.com/BIqzFeqzYz
23 April 2020 : lmao is this #PPPloan shit for real? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/qbcAUhLysb
23 April 2020 : "For both dinners, he entered through the back gate of the property, so disapproving neighbors would not see him. He was told in advance that neither he, nor any other guests, could take any photographs or talk about the party." That worked well.
23 April 2020 : In this thread, I am congratulating as many billionaires and millionaires as possible on their SBA PPP loans. I'll stop when someone gives me the full $10,000 I needed from the EIDL grant and not the same $1000 part time side gigs got; please join in on the fun! #EIDLHOAX https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1253150569004437506
23 April 2020 : @AstroEdgeForex @TheFutureLover But you still got a denial? Is your bank account your business name or your personal name?
23 April 2020 : Oooh you were actually denied?! Fuck that sucks.
23 April 2020 : Ah yeah, you've probably got a minute. I was a week before you and my credit pull was 3 am EST 4/18.
23 April 2020 : When did you apply?
23 April 2020 : Did you get a credit pull yet? I was in the 400,000 for applications and I’m an LLC with a TD Bank biz account.
23 April 2020 : lol if she got a max PPP AND pays everyone equally, she pays like $15 an hour. Google says minimum wage in WA is $12 an hour, so seems more likely she pays some people that. Totally shocked they don't want minimum wage payroll!
23 April 2020 : i did this with aldi once and had 3 bags of onions.
23 April 2020 : I applied 3/30 and got the grant yesterday.
23 April 2020 : Small business owner popping in to say these programs are both trash! Sorry I didn't wait to be asked tho.
23 April 2020 : Congrats to @MBennettAshford , @robisonhays , and @AshfordInc on their $59,000,000 small business PPP loan! Would you believe all my company got was a $1,000 EIDL grant? I really could have used the full $10k, but SBA funds are low. Can't imagine why! #EIDLHoax pic.twitter.com/EF5XUqe2nc
23 April 2020 : I applied 3/30 application 3300432XXX. Credit pull 3 am EST 4/18, deposit yesterday. One person LLC.
23 April 2020 : Hey @ZAGGdaily congrats on your $9,443,728 PPP loan! Would you believe all my biz got was a reduced $1,000 EIDL grant? I see CEO Chris Ahern's "pay cut" is less than his last raise! Chris -- looks like the profit on your 3/16 stock buy is equal to the full EIDL grant I needed. pic.twitter.com/EyIM7aKNF1
22 April 2020 : Do you think MyPillow® got small business money?
22 April 2020 : I’m busy arguing with billionaires hereon twitter but if you can let me get back to you in like 30 minutes I can start recording immediately 😂
22 April 2020 : Ugh us NEETS are taking over. Even the podcasters!
22 April 2020 : Well my industry is closed indefinitely and will be one of the last to reopen, so I have plenty of time to find the people who did this! @QuantumCorp you’re up next, friends.
22 April 2020 : also omg known neet
22 April 2020 : yes it's horrible
22 April 2020 : Sure, for companies that are struggling. But this sounds like Nikola is doing well -- and using the PPP for payroll while also reinvesting what you would have spent in payroll hardly seems to be within the spirit of the CARES act. https://www.freightwaves.com/news/rising-joblessness-increases-candidate-pool-for-nikola
22 April 2020 : Congrats to @nikolatrevor and @nikolamotor on their small business PPP loan! Would you believe all my company got was a $1,000 EIDL grant? I really could have used the full $10k, but SBA funds are low. Looks like you have some extra cash, Trevor; maybe you can donate to my biz! pic.twitter.com/83t9DYxtWK
22 April 2020 : Every month doesn't help me if my scheduled date is before the lockdown ends, though. If I schedule only the 8th of each month and then we're free on the 10th, that's useless lol. I only intend to go to one of the appointments -- the first that is legal!
22 April 2020 : i have one of these scheduled for every week through july. pic.twitter.com/QlXkCpB4AL
22 April 2020 : I've lost six figures of revenue, and today I received my $1,000 joke of an EIDL grant.
22 April 2020 : i'm a one person llc and i've lost six figures in revenue. $1,000 didn't help me, either.
22 April 2020 : sometimes it's doggos tho
22 April 2020 : lol my mom is a two time obama voter turned maga, and she watched that video and looked at me and said "how can this woman do this when everyone you know lost their jobs a month or two ago?? but i guess she's not persuadable to every vote dem according to Daniel over there.
22 April 2020 : Once you are the queen of the Biden campaign, pls remember the twitter friends you made along the way. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1247933213009420288
22 April 2020 : Much safer!
21 April 2020 : 😐 I hope not, for your sake!
21 April 2020 : I want to get both a job with your company and a dog, just so they are forced to move me out of my studio.
21 April 2020 : Ah yes a thing our millennials have never done before!
21 April 2020 : Oh no I'm so sorry!
21 April 2020 : My credit check was Saturday at 3 am if that's helpful as a guideline.
21 April 2020 : I got my $1,000 today. Now I can add in $1,200 of my tax refund I just got and pay off my business debt. This makes like $5,000 of personal dollars I've had to use.
21 April 2020 : Like this. pic.twitter.com/U19Hg1lEAx
21 April 2020 : Honestly I almost never finish them anymore, except for Behind the Bastards and Knowledge Fight. I skip around a lot during PSA, Chapo, and Daily Zeitgeist for various reasons, including my frustration with quarantine talk lol.
21 April 2020 : I can't even adapt, bc I've used the last of my own personal $ to refund clients/pay contractors. $10,000 is lifesaving to so many biz under 5 people. PPP doesn't do anything for me or anyone in the position of not knowing when they can open, so EIDL was going to be a godsend.
21 April 2020 : I applied 3/30 and got my $1,000 today -- which is the same I would have gotten if I was just a part time self employed individual. I processed tens of thousands in refunds, and since my industry is trade shows, I have $0 in future revenue.
21 April 2020 : (minimal outcry over the whole thing, EIDL and PPP, I mean). Tammy Baldwin has been vocal about it as well. https://twitter.com/SenatorBaldwin/status/1251230124919455744
21 April 2020 : There has been minimal outcry, but it will be more substantial when we're all out of house prison and everyone's favorite bars and restaurants are closed forever. This letter was signed by 50 dems and 50 republicans. https://beyer.house.gov/uploadedfiles/eidl_letter_to_sba_4.16_final.pdf
21 April 2020 : The CARES Act says that we can request an advanced grant of up to $10,000 when we apply for the EIDL within 3 days, but the actual application didn't allow for requests. Instead, SBA decided we can get $1,000 per employee, up to 10, further screwing over very small businesses.
21 April 2020 : Dan, wait until you find out that small businesses like mine that lost six figures of revenue are entitled to the same insulting $1,000 grant as a part time Uber driver, with no regard for actual losses incurred, despite senators intending for us to get $10,000.
21 April 2020 : As a small business owner who pays minimum $45 an hour, I've been endlessly amused by all the other business owners crying about the $600. It's literally minimum wage in DC.
21 April 2020 : I can't tell if this Ziprecruiter ad is targeted toward the minority of business owners who are still functioning/hiring, or if it's suggesting I should go deliver for Instacart.
21 April 2020 : Honestly I thought the small biz grants would be out before this. At this point I'll be using my grant to pay back my loan to myself from my UI 😂
21 April 2020 : ok thank god i already did it twice! 😂
21 April 2020 : I have to answer 100 questions again just to get a status update? Lol
21 April 2020 : They processed it for me. pic.twitter.com/t0LGlj0E8c
21 April 2020 : This is pretty much exactly what I would have designed for Buttar if I was involved with his campaign.
21 April 2020 : And don’t fall for their trick. Instead, join @DemSocialists https://act.dsausa.org/donate/membership_redesign/ pic.twitter.com/MY5r6EaRrw
21 April 2020 : This Nancy Pelosi ad is devastating. Go donate to @ShahidForChange . pic.twitter.com/99ZtPS7f9e
21 April 2020 : https://act.dsausa.org/donate/membership_redesign/ pic.twitter.com/v3KeuzOgi4
20 April 2020 : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!
20 April 2020 : Imagine if we did this when Goodson was found not guilty. https://twitter.com/miguelmarquez/status/1252294829154938881
20 April 2020 : I actually was going through protest footage I have from 2014-on earlier today, primarily in Balto and DC, and all the BLM marches have a very different tone and lack of news crews compared to the Trump ones. I was watching that same protest earlier and didn’t see any news crews.
20 April 2020 : Like every BLM protest in dc 2014-2015.
20 April 2020 : Really been trying to get him to hire my company so we can teach him how to livestream 😂
20 April 2020 : I’ve been zip tied on the street corner for protesting unarmed civilians being murdered by the police. https://twitter.com/natalie_allison/status/1252277972901527555
20 April 2020 : This is like parody.
20 April 2020 : Yet people are still making the comparison. I don’t get it!
20 April 2020 : Significantly lower? How long are your toes? pic.twitter.com/fepxr8DDxt
20 April 2020 : Ok good because I definitely do not feel bad about not being alone and confined to a basement for 6 months. Also I had a mouse.
20 April 2020 : Uh am I supposed to feel like a dick for going from my tiny, dark apartment in DC to my essential employee mothers house in Alexandria?
20 April 2020 : Sure. If I still get an insulting $1,000, that does jack shit for me.
20 April 2020 : Existing while also not being Trump.
20 April 2020 : I guess my biggest mistake running a business was not being a national corporation with thousands of employees. Where’s my $10,000 EIDL advance, @SBAJovita ? @SenatorBaldwin is the EIDL still something you care about? @SenPaulStrauss youre limited but you’re my senator #EIDLHOAX pic.twitter.com/Vsmdu2Dmzj
20 April 2020 : I wonder why this Baltimore protest and this Lansing protest were handled so differently. 🤔🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/ozHeGznhJB
20 April 2020 : Yeah and we weren’t even protesting! Just filming a video in the middle of a weekday two months later! Can you imagine the oppression they’d cry about if choppers started circling? “This is the Allegheny County police department. You are now being ordered to disperse.”
20 April 2020 : In June 2015 we filmed this, and a damn helicopter ended up following us. The footage in the video is from that day. Meanwhile, these "I want a haircut" assholes just....do whatever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjVWaUeLn14
20 April 2020 : One time I protested without a mask or gun because a black man’s spine got snapped in police custody, and I had a cop in a bearcat focus his weapon on me for an hour. https://twitter.com/shanedunlap/status/1252273164274536449
20 April 2020 : Such a good question! Too bad we’ll never get an answer.
20 April 2020 : Plus before we even get to the Nazis, how many of those people are business owners or people who want a service? I closed my business in March through June to START so that I don’t kill my workers.
20 April 2020 : 8th grade French. They turned it on TV despite so many of us having parents there. My mom was on a flight out of IAD, too! My dad came and got me asap though.
20 April 2020 : Also, like, don't try to kill your staff. I said in March I would not be taking clients until June in order to protect the contractors I work with. I can't imagine marching for my right to murder the people who are reason my business is (well, was) a success.
20 April 2020 : @SmallBizDC When do we hear back about the grants?
20 April 2020 : Every single day another show is canceled and I lose more money, yet no one wants to help me based on actual loss. The SBA is a joke, changing $10,000 in aid to $1,000. Optimistic restaurant owners, take note. You'll be in the same boat I'm in; I just have a timeline. #EIDLHOAX pic.twitter.com/nZeOg5jiMe
20 April 2020 : I assume the person who told him to ruin her clothes is trying to get him dumped, and it’s a little funny.
20 April 2020 : I love my P4.
20 April 2020 : Hell yeah, Nance! It’s 11:56 pm, barely made it in time to donate to @ShahidForChange ! pic.twitter.com/6i7kEvxPDL
20 April 2020 : Yes, Shawn. That moment is 9/11. We aren’t 12. pic.twitter.com/ksKoSNfQNI
20 April 2020 : Yeah it’s 9/11.
20 April 2020 : Actually you just totally changed my mind about whether or not I’m willing to Zoom date.
19 April 2020 : I never even got to see what happened! pic.twitter.com/5EPW595UsI
19 April 2020 : Oh I wear a mask indoors anywhere, but not walking around the neighborhood during my daily outside time. I was a likely positive but never tested covid case in mid March, so I also don’t know how that plays into my decisions psychologically.
19 April 2020 : Similarly guilty as charged but when I’m just walking around outside I don’t wear mine then either. I left my home in the city for my moms in the suburbs so maybe I’d feel more social pressure at home.
19 April 2020 : But you must be fun when people want actual answers.
19 April 2020 : I’m not being a dick or pedantic. They’re incredibly different numbers, like varying from 0% runners to 100% at Trader Joe’s.
19 April 2020 : The average number of people wearing a mask while walking vs running vs going into an establishment are 3 very different answers.
19 April 2020 : How many potential dem voters watched that Biden ad and thought “I can’t believe Trump let in all those China people” vs “I can’t believe Biden ran such a racist shit ad”?
19 April 2020 : Virginia is state run hard liquor, but somehow they had the good sense to stay open. I was worried after I saw was Pennsylvania had done.
19 April 2020 : After you finish your cake, head on over here and join DSA: https://act.dsausa.org/donate/membership_redesign/ pic.twitter.com/H6aX6h4zi7
19 April 2020 : Hell yeah Big's gotta go.
19 April 2020 : Join DSA. https://t.co/ei8dE1524G https://t.co/ouDGTn3oCF
19 April 2020 : @ArtDecider
19 April 2020 : Anyway I am pretty positive she is at least gen x and not my age, like you implied. https://twitter.com/campadrenews/status/1251285285666721793?s=21
19 April 2020 : I just spent way too long zoomed in on that woman’s face trying to see if were the same age group.
19 April 2020 : can't wait until they extend us until june so i can have a chance to pluck out all my leg hair, too.
19 April 2020 : I’m not sure what day of house prison were on, but I just spent an hour plucking out all of my underarm hair with tweezers.
18 April 2020 : But...why did this happen?!
17 April 2020 : We are not worthy.
17 April 2020 : Nathaniel I have so many complaints to make about the SBA I beg you to DM me about them.
17 April 2020 : @Thetruth111016 I have $10 how far can I get 😂😂
17 April 2020 : Ask your reps to allow me to move there and then give me money!
17 April 2020 : Too headache.
17 April 2020 : Oh I’m good thanks tho! I don’t think anyone can do much for me in this moment, but I do appreciate the sentiment. Ask your reps to increase funding for the SBA’s EIDL program for micro businesses!
17 April 2020 : Lol that is way more effort than I can do given I run a business. Honestly come and kill me will, life sucks anyway.
17 April 2020 : We aren't even Facebook friends. I'm a little worried to block him bc I don't want him to just find another avenue.
17 April 2020 : I am proud of the fact that my 2019 NYE tweet aged quite well. Hello indeed, tequila. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1212185527195197440
17 April 2020 : So, an update on the guy who has been messaging me for 2 years and 11 months. Is this a threat? pic.twitter.com/H0wN03fuZD
17 April 2020 : No, I mean were you asking if the payout supposed to start for the week ending 4/11. They already process 4/11 for me, anyway. pic.twitter.com/GD6tTik2xt
17 April 2020 : Was the $600 supposed to start for week ending 4/11?
17 April 2020 : LITERALLY SHOCKED!
17 April 2020 : I need to fake my own death.
17 April 2020 : Quarantine is bringing out the absolute worst in people, I swear.
17 April 2020 : I went on ONE DATE with this guy on May 30 2017. He has messaged me dozens of times since, and today he wrote on my Facebook status. Can someone please explain this thought process? pic.twitter.com/z7bSkRKTAI
17 April 2020 : I need to know why the federal government thinks my business deserves the same grant amount as someone who does gig work part time.
17 April 2020 : But if they start concisely and clearly answering our questions when we call, what will they do with all those people they hired to jerk us around and put us on hold while they "look up our applications"?
17 April 2020 : Perhaps I jinxed myself by saying it was an insult to give my business only a $1,000 grant.
17 April 2020 : Hey @SenSchumer will you fight to get more EIDL funding than originally planned, or will my business losing six figures in revenue be stuck with an insulting $1,000 grant?
17 April 2020 : My mother doesn’t own a coffee machine 🤷🏼‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/M8ViCcuUFS
17 April 2020 : TODAY?! STARTED?! pic.twitter.com/BsGPYP0Znd
17 April 2020 : I would assume so too. I fell down a rabbit hole reading about other people wo fevers and never saw a runny nose.
17 April 2020 : I was assumed positive for covid. I never had a fever but my nose felt snotty except nothing ever came out.
17 April 2020 : It has taught me that privileged mediocre thoughts can really get published anywhere.
17 April 2020 : Things quarantine has taught me: being alone, single, and unemployed in a dark basement fucking sucks, but I'm glad to help other people enjoy their blessed family dinner times.
17 April 2020 : Hello I would like to welcome all of my fellow business owners to communism, or at least light democratic socialism. pic.twitter.com/5HSJjHT2yA
17 April 2020 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/GK19oEWjve
16 April 2020 : Shout out to the guy I just passed from six feet away whose cologne was so strong it made me gag. Way to adapt your Axe body spray use to our new world.
16 April 2020 : Nothing but respect for our doctor!
16 April 2020 : Shit guess I gotta promote this one until Joe gives me a click. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1247933213009420288?s=21
16 April 2020 : The idea that everyone should love working from home or will want to do it forever is so fucking classist.
16 April 2020 : The #PaycheckProtectionProgram running out of money sucks, BUT the PPP is largely useless for any small business that can’t operate at all and doesn’t know when they can open again. It is only a way to place the burden of unemployment on small business owners.
16 April 2020 : America loves to fetishize entrepreneurship and small business owners, but doesn't actually do anything to help out. Good thing those mega chains got their exemptions! #EIDLHoax pic.twitter.com/IB4T0uVF8y
16 April 2020 : It's amazing to me that people don't realize there are emergency dental procedures you need immediately, including ones that can cause you to die very quickly without help. I have lived through several of these.
16 April 2020 : When I was 11 I would have died if it wasn’t for an emergency dentist who saw me in the middle of the night.
16 April 2020 : It’s ok they told us to walk in a zig zag pattern outside and we’d be fine.
16 April 2020 : Time is a meaningless circle, but I know that today is Wednesday...because tomorrow is Unemployment Numbers Day, and that is my favorite day of the week.
15 April 2020 : It's also beyond nuts that my entire business is entitled to the same EIDL grant amount as a gig worker.
15 April 2020 : Anytime I think about my personal financial and emotional position from COVID-19 closures, I truly wish I was just dead. Cool ice cream collection, Nancy Pelosi. pic.twitter.com/lh32XvGshA
15 April 2020 : I filed for 2019 2 weeks ago so I’m not holding my breath that it’s already in the system.
15 April 2020 : It’s so great.
15 April 2020 : Thanks! I'll believe it when I see it in my account, but good to have a date.
15 April 2020 : I submitted my bank information 3/18. Do you have a source for 4/21? That's not the date I've seen.
15 April 2020 : I got a brazilian, underarm, and eyebrow right before this, but I tried self waxing before and know it's crap. I've been tweezing out my underarm and leg hair because those are already up for renewal.
15 April 2020 : “We’re 7th in the nation for both deaths and active cases per capita.” Seems fitting.
15 April 2020 : Explaining mole children to a more casual Qanon conspiracy follower is great fun. Glad to catch my friends up. pic.twitter.com/IfIQgxdwGt
15 April 2020 : Right? I live within walking distance of two of the dc Whole Foods and work by a third, and I wouldn’t go everyday in normal times.
15 April 2020 : We’re 7th in the nation for both deaths and active cases per capita. DC isn’t that populated. pic.twitter.com/2URAdJGJvu
14 April 2020 : This is such a slap in the face. He's right, we definitely need capital to exist again, and paying people randomly for 8 weeks when we can't open again June 30 is insane, but this guy sucks.
14 April 2020 : Yes, I'm aware it's the PPP. I used the hashtag bc it gets way more coverage, and everyone pissed about the EIDL should know and be pissed about this as well. Also bc the EIDL is trash garbage as well.
14 April 2020 : My business cant get any money from the federal government to restructure and offer services during the shutdowns, but @JuniorsCheeseck (a co with over 600 employees!) can use money meant to keep employees paid for their grand re-opening. Cool. #EIDLHOAX https://youtu.be/f6XLyeX8-Mw
14 April 2020 : We can do that and move out of the way of oncoming traffic, or we can be LITERAL MURDERERS. So glad I left for my moms in suburban Alexandria after I got over coronavirus myself.
14 April 2020 : Well of course we do! We can’t just have posts about how runners are murderers who need to be outlawed.
14 April 2020 : I was accepted 3/18 and got my first $105 payment today.
14 April 2020 : And this is in DC? They're somehow getting lucky, because the official stance from the mayor is that this is not happening and will not be happening until all people are able to file for UI.
14 April 2020 : What’s your source? Everything ive seen from the city and DOES says they’re adding 1099 first (thank god I did it right away instead of waiting for 1099 acceptance) on 4/28 before they add in the $600 for anyone. I’ve been out of work since February from coronavirus so.
14 April 2020 : Not sure what's a bigger joke: my $105 a week in unemployment, or the shitty debit card service DC used to send it to me instead of my actual bank. pic.twitter.com/td6W3rr0Ag
14 April 2020 : I cannot express how much I hate this.
14 April 2020 : So much Lincoln Park crossover!
14 April 2020 : I wonder what it’s like to be a man and own a business. Do other men still condescendingly explain your own company to you? Do they still offer you basic, elementary level “advice” that you never asked for?
14 April 2020 : I don’t even remember what we used to talk about there before corona. It’s all Lincoln Park, as far back as I can remember now.
14 April 2020 : I can't wait to check the Hill East facebook group. I'm sure it's lit rn.
14 April 2020 : Listening to Chapo say “We’re voting for Bernie in the general. We live in NY. If you listen and want to vote for Biden, we don’t judge you. At all. Vote for whoever you want, based on your circumstances.” Wow can’t believe the pressure they’re making me feel to vote for Trump.
14 April 2020 : PPP loans are just a way to make small businesses shoulder the burden of unemployment while hoping the loans are forgiven. It sucks.
13 April 2020 : No way it’s that low, unless we aren’t counting freelancers. Once we can claim unemployment and the PPP continues to fail...up up up.
13 April 2020 : Bar shmar you just need to churn out two of those a month and you’re set for life without any loans.
13 April 2020 : Damn girl why didn’t you try to get $25,000 for that slogan back in January.
13 April 2020 : “Vote by boat” definitely has a better ring to it. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1249337153932460032
13 April 2020 : Shout out to the biggest 4D chess players, the DSA. Both able to completely control a presidential election, while unable to get our guy the nomination.
13 April 2020 : Will there ever actually be aid for small businesses that can't operate during this, or will it continue to be sad $1,000 grants, being forced to shoulder the brunt of unemployment by taking out a PPP loan, and saving national chains?
13 April 2020 : Ah, yeah. I lost six figures in revenue and I'm just me, so I get $1,000 whenever they get to me. Woohoo.
13 April 2020 : But your original application was for the loan, so based on the anecdotal evidence people share, that seems to prioritize you for receiving the advance. Do you have 10+ employees?
13 April 2020 : Oh, you applied for the loan. I did not. I only did the streamlined version, and that's why you've already gotten yours and I haven't, despite applying 3/30. The loan is useless for companies that are indefinitely closed, but less useless than $1,000 is for me, so doesnt matter.
13 April 2020 : Crazy. I applied way before you, nothing. I only wanted the (now useless) advance because there is no set date I can re-open, so I figured why take out a loan when private loans for that small of an amount can be done cheaper -- so at least I'm not relying on it, I guess.
13 April 2020 : i'm sure i'l send you another within a week that will top this one
13 April 2020 : Every event I was attending in March was canceled by 3/16 in DC.
13 April 2020 : What the fuck was even open in dc after 3/17?
13 April 2020 : True, this is no change dot org petition to legalize price gouging like a couple weeks ago.
13 April 2020 : Libertarian Party having a real normal one today. pic.twitter.com/Pzz85vFSYe
13 April 2020 : Not a student, but I've been LOVING hearing people with jobs who can afford medication they need shit on me for my voting decisions.
13 April 2020 : He’s obviously threatened by metal straws so 🤷🏼‍♀️
13 April 2020 : Seriously Okcupid, I’m an anarcho-communist and an atheist — who the fuck is determining the match percentages? pic.twitter.com/QsxFOwDsi7
12 April 2020 : Also, having every state in a disaster declaration doesn't equal winning. He's really on one today.
12 April 2020 : Hear me out: random domestic drone strikes, but only for men.
12 April 2020 : Once a guy (who turned out to not even be in DSA, despite being a living stereotype) followed us around while canvassing, talking about theory, for hours. I ended up getting a margarita at noon that day.
12 April 2020 : Wonder what I did to make my father snap when I was 16 and he pulled this shit.
12 April 2020 : Ah this time?! You need to amend this tweet to “at any time” or some guy is gonna follow you around, talking at you about theory at a later time.
12 April 2020 : I broke my leg, needed surgery, and couldn’t work in 2019; my AGI was $12,100. I used GoFundMe to pay my medical bills, rent, & food. It would be cool if employed blue no matter who folks w savings accounts would go after moderates instead of telling us poor people how to vote.
12 April 2020 : Hey @ziadtheactivist I'm a business owner who is losing my healthcare and can't afford medication I was prescribed. Joe Biden hasn't done shit to help me. Only Bernie has done shit. Would you like to do your part and hire my company to help teach you what to do with your hands? pic.twitter.com/ShxtynUaEq
12 April 2020 : Oh my fucking god this is beautiful. https://twitter.com/SSuxass/status/1249330635019300866
12 April 2020 : This is Colion Noir erasure. pic.twitter.com/TB6ZtbQqFo
12 April 2020 : HOW.
12 April 2020 : I have a hammer & sickle in my display name, yet every time I tweet about #EIDLHoax I have positive interactions w/ all: dems, republicans, MAGA, libertarians, and DSA members. Maybe it's a clue there is a universally recognized problem with the way the SBA is handling things.
12 April 2020 : I'm definitely looking forward to a nice megachain dining experience when this is all over! So glad to be rid of all those locally owned bars and restaurants I used to love.
12 April 2020 : At least every Marriott and Applebees franchise will be able to get money, though! Thank god, right?
12 April 2020 : Yeah, sure, it would have. But the only thing that matters is what's happening. My business lost around 100k in revenue, from confirmed contracts to ones that would have been put in place; somehow, I get the same amount of money as any gig worker? Fucking insane.
12 April 2020 : The PPP is a total fucking joke. It only serves to place the burden of unemployment on businesses, and it doesn't work for anyone that has more expenses than people, or that can't operate at all right now. The EIDL is a joke, too. Get fucked, GOP. #EIDLHoax
11 April 2020 : You guys!
11 April 2020 : But yes I am truly thrilled to get my $1200 next week even if I'm generally upset lol. I did my 2019 taxes just so they'd have my bank info!
11 April 2020 : Beautiful.
11 April 2020 : It’s really hard to argue paying a month of federal minimum wage to people in the most expensive cities is a blessing or a godsend. I haven’t been paid since February, and while I’m in trade shows and ahead of the curve, it’s not by much.
11 April 2020 : I appreciate enthusiasm, but I’m a small business owner who is totally wiped out w no federal aid bc I’m not Applebee’s or Marriott — I owe my company money from refunds. $1200 is a joke and doesn’t cover my personal rent. We need to do more. Steady UI checks would be great.
11 April 2020 : Cheer!
11 April 2020 : No, don't be sorry! It's incredibly poorly set up and people have no idea. Like, why is 1500 people a small business???
11 April 2020 : I’m actually writing about it rn to break it down for people! it’s like you’re a mind reader
11 April 2020 : No they define it less than 1500 employees. They don’t give a fuck about actual small companies.
11 April 2020 : Truly wild an Uber driver and a business w 5 figures a month in revenue get the same amount of help from the fed government. Both deserve help, but we obviously have very different needs. Why isn’t @SBAJovita prioritizing small business and 1099 over large companies? #eidlhoax
11 April 2020 : I haven’t gotten $1200, and my business hasn’t gotten a penny from the SBA, since I’m not a 500 person business or Marriott.
10 April 2020 : I appreciate the offers, but I’m aware of very basic and well known programs like these. What I’m not aware of is how it’s possible to be as delusional leaders must be to think these things are adequate.
10 April 2020 : Again, I’m already dealing with it. Again, doesn’t help for the specific situation I’m describing — and if I’m the only person who is going to be late paying March or April premiums from this and be stuck with retroactive bills, I’ll saw my left arm off.
10 April 2020 : I’m aware. But I haven’t been able to pay my health insurance, so it’ll be canceled retroactively and I’ll still owe about $1,000 bc the docs I saw don’t take Medicaid. The solution isn’t telling me about programs I’m already dealing with. The solution is giving us money.
10 April 2020 : All that’s happening is creating a situation where we delay mass evictions. And considering I can’t afford the medication I was prescribed for having been assumed positive coronavirus by the doctor, maybe I’ll just be dead by then. Good god.
10 April 2020 : Duh. But what do you think happens the second the moratorium is up?? I haven’t been paid since February, and as a business owner, I am not eligible for unemployment that far back.
10 April 2020 : It’s really important that we open the economy back up, so all these brain dead Fox News viewers can get back on track to becoming the millionaires they know they will be.
10 April 2020 : It lasted until I was like 24, but I was a bleeding heart libertarian by then anyway, so mostly just against cops and war, and pro like....roads and schools. Don't let your kids read anything by Larry Elder in middle school. The whole thing could have been avoided.
10 April 2020 : When I was a baby libertarian back at age 12, I also believed in abolishing the post office. I was in middle school.
10 April 2020 : It says no exceptions ☹️ https://www.dhp.virginia.gov/funeral/ pic.twitter.com/t0cYZG6DP3
10 April 2020 : The entire SBA program is a scam, unless you're a giant company with an exemption.
10 April 2020 : I'm so upset that I just accidentally made a payment to my Square Capital loan I thought was deferred. I can't afford to pay my own personal healthcare or for medication, but I needed to refund a client and thought charging myself was the easiest way. $100 gone. Thanks, Square.
10 April 2020 : If one more person talks to me about these bunk ass SBA loans that are not going to do JACK SHIT for an ACTUAL small business like mine, I am going to fucking scream. #EIDLHoax
10 April 2020 : lol then make sure you buy enough for your meals AND snacking, because they're very small.
10 April 2020 : only after i jam my pepper fingers into my eyeballs 😂
10 April 2020 : habaneros though? also i then immediately through the rest of it in my crockpot.
10 April 2020 : quarantine has made me very dumb, personally
10 April 2020 : hahaha nooooo!!!! you're only supposed to do that once! I have no excuse bc i use habaneros all the time.
10 April 2020 : I feel like I'm in a constant out of body experience, so at least it was a nice jolt away from that!
10 April 2020 : Today I was cooking with habanero peppers. For reasons I can't explain, I bit into one. Quarantine is going very well!
10 April 2020 : I haven’t gotten a check since February. It’s wild think the $600 a week unemployment I’ll eventually get for SOME weeks would cover my back rent when it barely covers my actual rent.
10 April 2020 : And refund April rent!
10 April 2020 : lmao so these assholes are just not going to do jack shit for us for rent at all, huh? maybe in 3 weeks means maybe i can pay may rent, already cant pay my health insurance premium or buy food or medication. fuck this.
10 April 2020 : I'm about to get kicked off the ACA plan I can't afford. I can't fill medication I was prescribed for coronavirus. The system is a joke, you don't have to defend it.
10 April 2020 : That's almost cheating, since you know we have to drag out the PPP process so that we keep those unemployment numbers low!
10 April 2020 : Do you think it'll be before or after I get my first unemployment check? For reference, I'm putting that sometime in 2022.
10 April 2020 : Once states set up functioning UI websites that include 1099 workers, we will see the real number is already far higher than 10% of the workforce. And once every employer realizes what a joke PPP is? Oh boy.
9 April 2020 : And also having a panic attack on my moms kitchen floor.
9 April 2020 : No I was just being an asshole.
9 April 2020 : Thank you so much.
9 April 2020 : ugh i want the cake
9 April 2020 : Yuup. Someone who DID get tested stayed at my house days before getting sick. I had mild respiratory issues and a constant sense of exhaustion from nothing. I was told I had it, but no test me for, even though I shared stuff w the person who tested positive.
9 April 2020 : Wasn't all coronavirus treatment supposed to be free? Where's Donald Trump when I need him and his fake promises? Hahaha.
9 April 2020 : What could POSSIBLY be their reasoning for that?????????
9 April 2020 : They had an affordable one and decided the $400 version was better?! Insane. Criminal. Thank you. I wonder if they'll answer.
9 April 2020 : i only own the stupid fucking business bc last year i broke my leg and couldn't work for months. what a disaster. dc approved me for $105 a week in UI (lol) 3/17 an dI haven't gotten $1.
9 April 2020 : My insurance is through DC ACA exchange. I asked about switching to medicaid, but I would have to pay out of pocket for my March appointments since they cancel retroactively and none of my docs take it. I also dont even know where I'll be living when my lease is up May 17.
9 April 2020 : I own a business that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows. My first cancelation was in February; a this point I'm in a deficit as a continue to process tens of thousands of dollars in refunds. I have $0 in income for at least 3 months longer than the lockdowns last.
9 April 2020 : i emailed BCBS asking how much I need to pay for them to cover the inhaler. i tried to do it over the phone but i'm alternating between sobbing and normal loll
9 April 2020 : no i'm sorry i was a bitch. i'm just...really upset.
9 April 2020 : youre very kind. i just had a sobbing breakdown on the floor.
9 April 2020 : Thank you.
9 April 2020 : Oh so the answer is because I can’t afford the premium because coronavirus took away my job. There is no reasonable aid coming. I hope I fucking die soon because I don’t want to live in this financial and emotional hole for long.
9 April 2020 : Okay so the answer is the only information I have is what’s in the screen shot. I know the script was for 100 not 40 but guess it’s sold out. I can’t afford my premium and that is why the price is so high. Haha Ahahahah. Hopefully I DO die bc there is no getting out of this hole.
9 April 2020 : who gtives a shit. hopefully i just fucking die.
9 April 2020 : @NotNorquist I have the "second best" insurance plan in the marketplace in DC. My prescriptions have all gone from $5 to $35 a month. Now this. I can't pay the premium. I can't pay the inhaler.
9 April 2020 : Just could have done without the snide remark. It's amazing if you think I haven't bothered to do shit to help my situation, when it's ALL I've done for over a month.
9 April 2020 : @DCHealthLink @BCBSAssociation can one of you explain this shit? no one will pick up the phone for BCBS.
9 April 2020 : I'm a DC resident with DC healthcare in Virginia. This is the price of the drug with my $500 a month plan.
9 April 2020 : LOL. Ever try to get assistance for stuff before?
9 April 2020 : Medicare for All or fuck off. Doctor says I had coronavirus, was given this inhaler to help with the ongoing lung issues, and I can’t fill it because I don’t have a job anymore. Sorry #BlueNoMatterWho crowd, but I can’t vote for Biden if I’m fucking dead. pic.twitter.com/saR7AOwy1p
9 April 2020 : Is the plan we just all live on our parents couches and get minimum wage grocery jobs until we one by one get sick and die, friendless and single, and still owing months of rent to our landlord? This shit is out of control.
9 April 2020 : Realistically, how long can people stay unemployed, unassisted, single, and totally alone in their homes before they start making plans to meet people in person?
9 April 2020 : Hey, I've been trying to complete my application -- I was told it's due today, but I haven't been able to get ahold of anyone at Kiva about the error I'm getting. Please let me know what I need to do, I very much need financial assistance. pic.twitter.com/shqI6RZq3i
9 April 2020 : Imagine going to Harvard and still not being able to understand you can make a poor attempt at an assignment and still fail it. pic.twitter.com/3ULJ4ePBQ7
9 April 2020 : Imagine going to Harvard and still not being able to understand you can attempt an assignment and fail it.
9 April 2020 : Alternative headline: neither party gives a fuck about actual small businesses under 50 people.
9 April 2020 : Right here! Oh wait pic.twitter.com/9Ya0xDWql6
9 April 2020 : Lol the LA Times said we have 2 years of social distancing to look forward to. We’ve barely started. pic.twitter.com/GgazmaXLYg
9 April 2020 : I should be fine! I was mostly worried I might still be contagious, since I came to my mom's house, but apparently we are all good on that front. I still had to go to work after exposure, so I'm upset that I might have made other people sick.
9 April 2020 : My main symptom is/was exercise intolerance. I had a teledoc appt today, and after talking about my breathing issues that started back then and how I still have them now (it's like my nose is running and blocking my breathing, but no snot), the docs opinion is I had it.
9 April 2020 : Fortunately (unfortunately?) it is too late to be tested, unless it's an antibody test. A girl stayed at my house a month ago and a few days later SHE tested positive -- my house is a 400 square foot room, so lol. I only found out this week.
9 April 2020 : Ah, shit. Where are you? I've been worried about this. I don't have a car, and I can't reasonably carry many groceries in plastic bags for a mile.
9 April 2020 : 10/10 do not recommend boys
9 April 2020 : A guy on a dating app (my profile says Bernie) messaged just to ask if anything bad happened to me today. Unfortunately for him, today I was diagnosed w coronavirus and found out the unemployment I was approved for 3 weeks ago won't start for 30 more days. He didn't respond. 🤷‍♀️
9 April 2020 : I would, but there are people that need it more than me. I have stuff for now, and honestly I need so much money because of the business that without government assistance or a private grant, I'm fucked. Thank you though!
8 April 2020 : Like lmao yeah you got me, im disappointed that the ONE guy who has been going to bat for me personally during this pandemic isn’t gonna be the nominee and I don’t deserve healthcare, haha, sucks for me!
8 April 2020 : Guess this BidenBro (who originally messaged me to say it’s ok I support Bernie) thought a sexual predator being the dem nominee was the worst thing that had happened to me today, but jokes on him. Though cool use of a dating app, guy! #BidenBros pic.twitter.com/wrCRgmzmsS
8 April 2020 : Like lmao yeah you got me, it sucks that the ONE guy who has been going to bat for me personally during this pandemic isn’t gonna be the nominee and I don’t deserve healthcare, haha, sucks for me!
8 April 2020 : Guess this BidenBro (who originally messaged me to say it’s ok I support Bernie) thought a sexual predator being the dem nominee was the worst thing that had happened to me today, but jokes on him. Though cool use of a dating app, guy! #BidenBros pic.twitter.com/8E1ntyLn3l
8 April 2020 : yup. i'd also love a refund from march.
8 April 2020 : The value of the basement apartment I rent is plummeting, because all perks of living there (location, access, transit) are canceled. I won't renew unless I get a substantial discount in May. Thank god DC passed a rent increase freeze, and not, like, something helpful.
8 April 2020 : lol don't get your hopes up, the only shit they did in dc was freeze increases in rent, which are already capped at 5%. We're still expected to pay.
8 April 2020 : Every single person of power who advocated for Wisconsin to hold an election yesterday should be charged with manslaughter.
8 April 2020 : On the other end, I am getting an error that I'm ineligible bc I already already have a loan (I don't) whenever I try to update my app with my requested proof of business. I'm not getting email responses, cant find tweets about it. I was told the proof was due 4/9; is that EOD?
8 April 2020 : I got accepted March 17 for $105 and haven’t received anything. It’s all so fucked.
8 April 2020 : Hey @JoeBiden I'm a small business owner who could use some revenue, and I would like to help out the #Biden2020 campaign. pic.twitter.com/XLv3AA6mxt
8 April 2020 : Hey @JoeBiden I'm a small business owner who could use some revenue, and I would like to help you. I'll even take down my Bernie banner. pic.twitter.com/NFzCmafDhO
8 April 2020 : I hope Biden surprises me by not being a rapist.
8 April 2020 : Sucks for person number 53,148, because I filed 3/17 and haven't gotten a penny.
8 April 2020 : Where's the data for when we get money?
8 April 2020 : I remember this!!
8 April 2020 : The most shocking part about this to me is that there are people who don't text themselves reminders to do shit.
8 April 2020 : I swore I'd go to bed by 330 am today, but instead I'm sitting here cry laughing over this Reddit commenter calling The Purge siren sound a theme song. pic.twitter.com/N8w62eGdGZ
8 April 2020 : Oooh this makes me so happy! I've been PISSED about the unlimited pass I got to use for like 10 days in March.
7 April 2020 : . @SpeakerPelosi I hope that CARES 2 provides something better than the fabled EIDL grant that doesnt exist, and a crappy #PPPLoan that just makes small businesses shoulder unemployment and cross our fingers for forgiveness. Neither help businesses that are 100% unable to operate.
7 April 2020 : #AmericaWorksTogether ? Yeah right. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1247589274431762436
7 April 2020 : Hi, small business owner here. Deeply involved in this. You are incorrect. Research how it's actually panning out.
7 April 2020 : I provide staff for exhibitors at trade shows. Ive refunded tens of thousands of $; all events are canceled indefinitely. #PPPLoan and #EIDL arent for small biz that are forced to completely close; we need money to pivot our services. #AmericaWorksTogether for large corporations.
7 April 2020 : Matched with a guy on a dating app who said he was diagnosed COVID-19 based only on his symptoms, but he continued to go for long recreational walks. Then he complained his friends dont want to “hang out” w him now. Coronavirus really out here exposing people for who they are.
7 April 2020 : There's a story on Reddit of a guy with 4 employees and 500k in revenue who got a whopping $9,700. I have an application pending, and all I know is that I'm fucked. https://www.reddit.com/r/smallbusiness/comments/fwneyo/sba_rapid_relief_loan/
7 April 2020 : lol the EIDL is a joke, and a sole prop is not going to get anything. Of the few people who have received it, one was a guy with 4 employees and 500k in revenue, and he got $9,700. It's useless.
7 April 2020 : PPP is a joke and the EIDL was gutted. They are both useless if you own a business that isn't allowed to operate and you are making $0 in revenue for the foreseeable future.
7 April 2020 : I never got an email confirmation, but since I'm not Marriott or the Cheesecake Factory, I'm not holding my breath on "help" anyway.
7 April 2020 : This is useless to small businesses who cannot operate and are pulling in $0 in revenue. We need money to help us pivot to virtual world, not so we can pay unemployment for you guys and hope you actually forgive the loan.
7 April 2020 : How about instead of the bullshit #PPPLoan (that exists to make small businesses gamble on forgiveness and shoulder unemployment), you pass something that gives funding to TRUE small businesses who have been 100% shut down so we can have some capital to help us adapt? Fuck #PPP . pic.twitter.com/7w8vQVlz0h
7 April 2020 : EIDL and PPP, the SBA's programs to "help" "small businesses," are absolute trash. Any business seeing $0 in revenue indefinitely will not get aid; meanwhile, national restaurant and hotel chains are allowed to eat up all the money. When your favorite bar is gone, blame the SBA.
7 April 2020 : Update on this: turns out, uh, *I* might have had coronavirus at this show, but it does not appear I passed it on to him.
6 April 2020 : I'm glad for you and the Cheesecake Factory, but the fact is that those of us in industries that don't have a return date set are totally fucked. Looks like you do construction/architecture, which is a lot closer to being functioning than conventions, ma and pop restaurants, etc.
6 April 2020 : @Tin_Tin_in_Tibt @maggieNYT Even if someone took my application, it does jack shit for my industry: trade shows.
6 April 2020 : The EIDL and PPP are a joke for actual small businesses, anyway.
6 April 2020 : I'm not a giant restaurant chain, so I'm not qualified, apparently.
6 April 2020 : Would be nice if you said in advance solo companies dont qualify if we pay ourselves 1099, instead of getting hopes up and having us waste time w the application, @GlobalGiving and @SPANX . Im desperate, the govt is failing, and its an easy thing for #RedBackpackFund to clarify. pic.twitter.com/tTgf3kEpOa
6 April 2020 : And the US
6 April 2020 : The teachers need to embrace their god like powers of mute control as host.
6 April 2020 : Evergreen question.
6 April 2020 : Since I pay a premium in rent for my proximity to bars, public transit, and parks/trails, and now all of that is meaningless and cars are necessary for testing/bulk grocery shopping/pharmacy drive thru..how far into this before I can ask to significantly decrease my rent?
6 April 2020 : Ugh.
6 April 2020 : Oh. pic.twitter.com/im8ihgzaeX
6 April 2020 : Literally not refuting what I said at all. Let's say someone else has one month's worth for that exact thing? We're, uh....way more than month into this, honey.
6 April 2020 : Ah, yes. Because this disease outbreak started this morning. It's not like it's been going on, eating up all supplies. 🙄
5 April 2020 : Have you tried ordering a MyPillow® lizard pillowcase? Check http://www.mypillow.gov
5 April 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1246831227631534084
5 April 2020 : I’m way past self quarantine dates, but I do want to know what’s up with my lungs. I’m worried about calling and wasting everyone’s incredibly precious and valuable time, but also worried about getting a lung ct in 7 months that shows damage so I’m so stressed out.
5 April 2020 : Knowing this information, and also knowing I was set to run a ten miler today and currently can not run a single mile without stopping, does anyone have any information on antibody tests or who/if I should call any kind of doctor?
5 April 2020 : I have found myself with diminished lung capability while exercising starting around March 16 that I attributed to lack of being able to exercise freely for weeks. For a couple days I had a lightly sore throat, which happens when I don’t run my humidifier at night.
5 April 2020 : I had a houseguest March 8-9 who displayed symptoms of coronavirus March 15, and ultimately tested positive. I was unaware of their status until about a day ago.
4 April 2020 : Someone who stayed at my tiny studio apartment 3.5 weeks ago just told me she is positive for coronavirus, and began displaying symptoms 6 days after leaving my home. So, uh, what’s up with those COVID-19 antibody tests? I would LOVE one.
4 April 2020 : Really need to break into a good grift like this during my quarantime. pic.twitter.com/pF8oa7WAi5
4 April 2020 : Lmao
4 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/GDIluc3Bhu
4 April 2020 : This is anti-American.
4 April 2020 : lol why are dating apps rn just privileged white men who still have jobs trying to fantasy play about the future of the US rn, overlooking my destroyed business, my depression, and all the women who are going to be murdered by their husbands in quarantine.
4 April 2020 : Thanks so much!
4 April 2020 : I’m a business owner that can’t operate now, but I put in a part time job I had on and off for unemployment for a whopping $105 a week. Will I be able to include my 1099 owners draw/some proof of lost income (like I already did for the microgrant), or am I stuck with $105 + $600?
4 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/sljRVnVK9t
4 April 2020 : Thanks it’s really ridiculous. You’d think a healthcare company would be more helpful during a health pandemic 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
4 April 2020 : This is not how it works based on me calling DC Healthlink. I still have to pay back payment to BCBS.
4 April 2020 : This guy on Hinge messaged me on to ask how banning football was different than just not watching it, and condescendingly asked if I hated it because my ex was a big fan. When I started talking about CTE and inherent racism and classism in recruiting, he blocked me. Weird. pic.twitter.com/OkKeQLYsXm
3 April 2020 : Today I lost ANOTHER contract in mid June due to Coronavirus. When is the next aid package going to be made -- one with actually helpful aid? When will @SBAgov give a shit about the smaller small businesses who can't just work from home? #PPPloan
3 April 2020 : Is this grant for any type of business? I own an agency that provides staff for trade shows, but I'm not sure if this meant more for retail/restaurant, or anyone.
3 April 2020 : Hey @MayorBowser when will you be announcing that rent will be getting waived in DC? pic.twitter.com/S1ezDBi7As
3 April 2020 : @DailyZeitgeist fyi since y'all talked about the SBA and paycheck protection: it's a fucking joke. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1246132345649979392
3 April 2020 : Don't count on any of your favorite bars, boutique retail spots, or non-corporate gyms surviving this, unless the federal government creates a plan that benefits companies whose business models rely on face to face communication.
3 April 2020 : For a country that supposedly values entrepreneurship, the US & SBA really fucked over what people colloquially think of as small businesses. Paycheck Protection Program is a joke and doesnt help anyone wo a set all clear date (events, restaurants), EIDL advanced grant is a lie.
3 April 2020 : i'm drinking an entire box of shiraz.
3 April 2020 : Incredibly rude for you to forget The Matrix (1999), my personal first DVD.
3 April 2020 : If so I've had it for 12 years.
3 April 2020 : Yeah, I did that from 6am to 10am yesterday! Very fun!
3 April 2020 : Considering starting a side hustle to get me through these trying times. Does anyone know if Monat is as good at killing coronavirus as it is at killing hair follicles?
3 April 2020 : What the FUCK, Amazon? This is absolutely a necessity. pic.twitter.com/j11q05CuGd
3 April 2020 : This is terrorism.
3 April 2020 : Can someone sew a Bernie 2020 face mask and sell it to me? Thank you.
2 April 2020 : I'm literally fighting with the BCBS in DC's ACA exchange because I can no longer afford the outrageous premium -- AND the surgery that I had scheduled is canceled. The only reason I got such an expensive plan was for that surgery!
2 April 2020 : Thanks! Since SBA shit the bed and there doesn't appear to be any near future advancements for 1099 UI, this is a nightmare. Hopefully something moves forward soon.
2 April 2020 : At the end of the day, it's nothing. My industry is trade shows, and those are closed through June, minimum -- my first canceled event was MWC in Feb. There is no predicting when we will have trade shows again. No idea who this shit is for.
2 April 2020 : I refunded $40,000 in deposits alone in 36 hours the second week of March. lmao at 10k.
2 April 2020 : Did they give you any information on when we would hear back?
2 April 2020 : I'm in a similar position but different industry to OP, and since the EIDL isn't forgiven and we can't predict the future, a loan is oftentimes a bad, stupid idea.
2 April 2020 : Very good, very cool.
2 April 2020 : I’m sorry, didn’t we already know this? Why am I getting this notification today, April 2 2020 at 1:15 pm? Oooh is it because our government lied to us about the effectiveness of having everyone wear masks, and now they’re changing their tune? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/LqWlZgov78
2 April 2020 : Is this horseshoe theory? 😂 it reminds me of people saying “Fox News isn’t real enough, you gotta start watching OANN.”
1 April 2020 : Im sorry to hear that. I’ve struggled with this a lot as I’ve tried to determine when I should reach out to clients —I can filter by current city, but I don’t know if you grew up in Milan or NYC.
1 April 2020 : mice queen.
1 April 2020 : Cuomotine.
1 April 2020 : Sports are different in 2020. Time for us Bernard Brothers to unite and make our own laws. pic.twitter.com/gsBtvQkcJW
1 April 2020 : Drivers: If we close some roads, the world ends. People will die. Why do you hate instacart drivers? Vroom vroom, bitches. Guy on a bicycle with his dog tethered to him, hogging the sidewalk: HELLO?! MOVE.
1 April 2020 : Capitol Hill sidewalks, April 2020 Walkers: I can’t believe these runners breathe so much. Disgusting. Stay home. Anyway, really enjoying walking arm in arm with my entire family. Runners: Guess I’ll run in the bike lanes and roads, bc death is better than Next Door whining.
1 April 2020 : 3 more weeks in house prison and you might have a #1 billboard hit, honestly.
1 April 2020 : Wait, is my intolerance for men blathering on about theory why I’ll die alone?! https://twitter.com/tamagotchimilf/status/1245150770481319943
1 April 2020 : Wow Jordan, guess you're forgetting how the union lady went on The Daily and cried about Twitter saying there would be blood on her hands if this exact scenario happened. She said it was unbearably cruel to hear that, yet here you are, saying it again!
1 April 2020 : Either my mouse roommate I discovered today is lightning fast, or he has a pal. In other news, I'll be headed to Virginia this evening to ride out quarantine with my mother.
1 April 2020 : 1. Borderlands 2. Borderlands 2 3. Borderlands Pre-Sequel 4. Portal 5. Portal 2 One will have to go when I open up Borderlands 3, I'm sure. https://twitter.com/WongKarWax/status/1245207059710255105
1 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/CZG4OLIXgs
1 April 2020 : Corocaine: like novocaine, but better.
1 April 2020 : is this supposed to be cocaine or coronavirus? truly, what the fuck. pic.twitter.com/GWgbB97y3g
1 April 2020 : I'm on the opposite end -- I'm going to my mom's because I'll die if I continue to stay alone in a tiny studio basement apartment with no sun.
1 April 2020 : Here's a video of me from 3 weeks into the future. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/fsjnn9/frenchman_walking_his_dog/
1 April 2020 : When they transitioned hosts, Don Lemon told Chris he sent him a six pack of Corona. It's been a good one.
1 April 2020 : Is that not what he is?!
1 April 2020 : Chris Cuomo interviewing nurses while coronatined in his house is something else.
1 April 2020 : Yes.
31 March 2020 : remember conversations?
31 March 2020 : Remember when our government blatantly and obviously lied to us about masks? lol
31 March 2020 : I provide staff for exhibitors at trade shows. I use 1099 workers when the shows exist -- they do not exist now. The work is not consistent for them, and there are 0 employees. Does this mean I can just...pay people who were working trade shows for virtual assistance work?
31 March 2020 : The day before Super Tuesday I was flyering for DSA/Bernie at a Virginia metro stop, and there was a guy in a half gas mask. It feels like a completely unrelated event.
31 March 2020 : Just unbelievable. Why can’t they be like all the people who are doing their own yards?
31 March 2020 : My neighbor is having professional landscaping done, and things like prioritizing nice grass over human life should be considered during triage.
31 March 2020 : I live in Capitol Hill, an area with shitty and narrow sidewalks. It’s appalling how many of my neighbors are opposed to closing some roads (even just to through traffic) to allow pedestrians/joggers/children playing to have social distance.
31 March 2020 : I broke my leg last year and was up until 5 am every night after surgery for 5 weeks. I figured something about depression and being stuck in house prison, neither of which are negated this year!
31 March 2020 : ok but what if the number one competitor of my pillow did this instead?
31 March 2020 : Is that the young jeezy snowman lmao
31 March 2020 : If the simplest answer is the correct one, the first million companies to fill out a 5 minute form are getting $10,000 in 3 days. So maybe! My industry is closed until June so I have a lot of time to waste. Which is bad, leaving me nothing to do but think about ventilators.
31 March 2020 : True. Also, work-wise, figuring out these SBA grants/loans is more complicated than, like, running a business.
31 March 2020 : I don't even understand why. I used to work from home!
31 March 2020 : Yes, that's my 5 am to 8 am activity.
31 March 2020 : I do not have coronavirus so far, so that checks out.
31 March 2020 : My father who rebukes coronavirus via jesus bought it for me!
31 March 2020 : I own one.
31 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0wGLfxBeOn
31 March 2020 : Look I'll show you my shameful secret:
31 March 2020 : I will now consider finally buying a full length mirror for this purpose, thank you for the suggestion.
31 March 2020 : facts. also, thanks to the random crazy harassing you for my new twitter name.
31 March 2020 : I'm really interested in all self proclaimed pillow fuckers Trump brings on stage.
31 March 2020 : An expose on Trump's incompetence is fine, but have you considered we could nationalize all of these companies? I mean, since we love highlighting them on the national stage so much
31 March 2020 : I read this as "fuck my pillow guy" like 5 times.
31 March 2020 : Holy shit, this is great news! If you're the only problem with the communist left, I feel like there are going to be a lot more of us going forward.
31 March 2020 : Rook me literally 5 minutes. It's way faster. DC's microgrant for small biz did the same thing -- at first it was a long app, 24 hours later it was shorter. It takes your bank info at the end. Found your tweet bc I'm trying to figure out the loan, so hope this helps you lol
30 March 2020 : How a democrat can watch this capitalism/CEO/narcissistic president circle jerk of a presser and not end up an anarcho communist, or at least a democratic socialist, is beyond me.
30 March 2020 : Trump continues to show that he doesn't understand both how disposable masks work, and how coronavirus spreads.
30 March 2020 : Nationalize every company on this stage.
30 March 2020 : thoughts and prayers for our landlords, and for the ill equipped police force that will be tasked with evicting us. 🙃
30 March 2020 : How many days into house prison before I can start using the natural sunlight on my front stoop to tweeze out all my leg hairs in front of passerby? Inside light isn't working.
30 March 2020 : If anyone was wondering if @BCBSAssociation is being helpful at all during a fucking global pandemic where millions of us are out of work, the answer is no.
30 March 2020 : 100% agree.
30 March 2020 : Men, coronavirus, or me?
30 March 2020 : Not unrelated at all. Sometimes wanted pregnancies need to be aborted, for health or financial reasons. And now here we are living through a situation where a woman might have to carry a fetus that isn't viable to term, or employed couples losing everything they have overnight.
30 March 2020 : Truly incomprehensible that single leftist men are still planning for a future where they expect a woman to carry and then (statistically and reasonably likely) raise a child for them.
30 March 2020 : Why are men. pic.twitter.com/bFfQv1b9QW
29 March 2020 : Trump, unaware how disposable masks work, clarifies he believes that hospitals are using so many for reasons worse than hoarding.
29 March 2020 : Trump just admitted he didn’t know the world had 151 countries.
29 March 2020 : Really glad Trump was able to reassure us the 1918 flu happened in 1918.
29 March 2020 : By the time they send it out to me I’ll either be dead in a ditch or economically recovered, so yolo
29 March 2020 : This is horrifying.
29 March 2020 : Can't wait to use my $1,200 check to get a guillotine and lyrics from The Internationale tattooed on my arm.
29 March 2020 : Good.
29 March 2020 : floof
29 March 2020 : Considering it’s only been 14 months since my ex boyfriend drove past the house on our last date, and told me his longer term girlfriend and kid had moved in and he had changed our locks and would be bringing me my stuff later...I also wonder this. https://twitter.com/azbrodsky/status/1244047345441964038
28 March 2020 : omg I'm going to watch this today now, thank you.
28 March 2020 : That sucks! it’s just...remarkably stupid to not delay it. I thought Virginia was being shitty because they only delayed it until June!! Thanks for the info, wouldn’t have even thought to look it up.
28 March 2020 : Really??? That suck for all those states. Even Virginia extended it (though not until July 15 like we did), despite being unable to close their damn bars!
27 March 2020 : I mean the stories look incredibly bleak and talk about needing someone to feed and water you and being incapable of helping yourself do those things, which is what I find so alarming.
27 March 2020 : So if you live alone and you get coronavirus bad enough you can’t care for yourself but not bad enough for a hospital bed do you just....die in your home of dehydration? Pretty unclear instructions from CNN and, like, every other outlet.
27 March 2020 : Regardless of what local (or federal) officials decide, I have made the only moral choice. Now I have to figure out what the fuck a virtual trade show even is. https://twitter.com/ApertureMngmt/status/1243644756208619521
27 March 2020 : "A 17-year-old boy in Los Angeles County who became the first teen believed to have died from complications with covid-19 in the U.S. was denied treatment at an urgent care clinic because he didn’t have health insurance." https://gizmodo.com/teen-who-died-of-covid-19-was-denied-treatment-because-1842520539 pic.twitter.com/KWAJZeKkMD
27 March 2020 : I constantly use LinkedIn for work and it’s a hellscape.
27 March 2020 : Love when my clever slogan is so catchy I have to wear it on my hat and my shirt.
27 March 2020 : You don't enjoy 60 people in one conference call??
27 March 2020 : #COVIDIDIOT is an incredibly annoying hashtag. Close enough to INRIdiot like in Miguel Angel Asturias's El Señor Presidente that I want to call it clever, but the execution is too poor. Why not COVIDiot?
27 March 2020 : OKCupid, why? Are far away men less shitty than the ones here, and therefore men who I would be happy to do emotional labor for? Please, let me be your therapist and never actually date you, far away men! Cant wait until you pull your dick out on video chat! pic.twitter.com/UkUHGxuFav
26 March 2020 : Stooooop 😂
26 March 2020 : Bernie Sanders fought for (and won) unemployment benefits for the 56,000,000 self employed/freelance/gig workers in the US. Vote for who you wish, but remember why 1/3 of our workforce will be at least partially protected from starving to death in the streets in 3 months.
26 March 2020 : I live in a basement without sun. I guess I could just fuck my landlord for rent? Or, you know. We could just give people money.
26 March 2020 : yeah this article was....wild.
26 March 2020 : Get fucked, Rick. Imagine thinking the nation will collectively quit our jobs that don’t exist for the great pleasure of making what’s minimum wage to a lot of us. Idiot. pic.twitter.com/uI1B5ynsXm
26 March 2020 : Just like...right now?! I already reapplied like 5 hours ago! Im not sure what the 25% means though.
25 March 2020 : you have so much space i'm so jealous
25 March 2020 : I was a highly involved libertarian for 14 years. I know your platform, but thanks!
25 March 2020 : Lmao pic.twitter.com/oomfM2hHRo
25 March 2020 : Not that I’ve heard $400 a week, just basing it on the assumption it would be less than $600 a week — which is a minimum wage salary.
25 March 2020 : Yeah he is but if it’s like $400 a week it’s pretty useless where I live — unless they do rent forgiveness.
25 March 2020 : I broke my leg last year, couldn’t work my job for 5 months, wasn’t eligible for unemployment, and started my own business. I was broke as fuck, but nothing I have seen indicates I won’t get it. It’s likely the only thing I will, since the freelancer add on is....unclear.
25 March 2020 : Based on what??
25 March 2020 : Can’t wait to get my $1,200 in 10 years.
25 March 2020 : Thankfully this is a DC program, not a federal one! Much better than....whatever the hell is going on at the national level.
25 March 2020 : Can't wait for the IRS to send my $1,200 to my old, closed bank account, get it back from the bank, then send a paper check to the house I'll be evicted from before I get the cash that's not enough to cover my rent, anyway.
25 March 2020 : How do we even know if the IRS has an up to date bank account for us on file?? I rarely get refunds.
25 March 2020 : Soothing enough to bail me out like I'm Boeing.
25 March 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1241847386990878722?s=21
25 March 2020 : I’m getting a hammer and sickle tattoo with my corona check, and tweeting a photo of it to every single GOP politician.
25 March 2020 : Would you be better off if the bank gives you a loan today, and lets you live in a house while you pay them for 30 years, or are you better off sleeping on the street until you can pay cash? 🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/lFGXD2RD1v
25 March 2020 : Going from working 12 hours a day to having my entire industry halted has melted by brain, causing me to make the most pastel and whimsical looking affidavit of devastation @DMPEDDC will receive. pic.twitter.com/0XPCjx4OMj
25 March 2020 : Aaand this still isn't how business works. By March 14th my entire industry was shuttered until June. I don't even know if 100 words is enough to detail everything that was canceled for two months. pic.twitter.com/VvSTfHhIE2
25 March 2020 : I can't DM you, but I just sent an email and the automatic response I got indicted my email might be flagged as spam for you.
25 March 2020 : I mean, I'll email you but -- I already filled out the application and submitted it. Jokes on me for being quick, I guess!
25 March 2020 : @TheSocietyDude I get notifications for his tweets and i straight up still thought this was a parody account when my phone buzzed.
25 March 2020 : Every time I see someone indicate their life hasn’t 100% fallen apart in the last 23 days, I’m shocked. Read a book! 😂 I’m very busy trying to bring my business back from the brink of death.
25 March 2020 : ConExpo was 130,000 people and it took place March 10-14
25 March 2020 : Incredible that they all forgot about Bre Payton.
25 March 2020 : Didn’t one of their under 30 writers die of the normal flu like a year ago? https://twitter.com/federalistpitch/status/1242787312163053570
25 March 2020 : I once spent a week in New Hampshire did work and thought I was in Vermont the entire time. Same thing 🤷🏼‍♀️
25 March 2020 : America must permanently ban Applebee’s.
25 March 2020 : Sure. But one medical emergency makes them both nothing more than distant memories from 2 years ago.
25 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/xXpbiNHztP
25 March 2020 : As an extrovert who would prefer to not be single, I would rather sit alone in my tiny basement studio apartment and stare at a wall in silence than do this. https://twitter.com/hinge/status/1240412678314692608
25 March 2020 : Sephora boarded up days ago in DC.
25 March 2020 : lol i live in a fucking basement studio and this doesn't even cover my rent.
25 March 2020 : Am I about to be rich af? https://www.washingtonpost.com/us-policy/2020/03/24/trump-coronavirus-congress-economic-stimulus/
25 March 2020 : To be fair, this should be the punishment for that insufferable "poor me, stuck in my mansion with my pools and big screen TVs" quarantine video.
25 March 2020 : Can I borrow it? Where do I get my own?
25 March 2020 : $pancakesmmm my entire industry is gone lol
25 March 2020 : And his followers!
25 March 2020 : lmao she doesn’t even know when ww2 was pic.twitter.com/zV9PfOMYeG
25 March 2020 : It’s okay the president said I might be eligible for a low interest loan! 😂
25 March 2020 : Someone explain to me right the fuck now why bitch ass Mitt Romney gets to WASTE a test by being given one without showing any symptoms, while knowing that tests before symptoms arise aren’t even definite? pic.twitter.com/WyVxdXAT06
25 March 2020 : And never mind that the money I lost is double what I made in March. 🤦🏼‍♀️ Either I’m very confused about something here, or they are.
24 March 2020 : Right? I'm very confused by this as well. My business is trade shows; my loss is that I went from a full schedule to the end of May to 0 business indefinitely.
24 March 2020 : My business lost numerous contracts from coronavirus, but was formed in April 2019. How can I possibly create the revenue loss calculator? Even comparing my newly successful business to 8 months ago when I was starting is incredibly unfair vs. my entire industry closing.
24 March 2020 : @zoom_us are you offering any discounts or trials for small businesses impacted by coronavirus?
24 March 2020 : Hey Jennifer, I had staff at conexpo and I've been worried about exposure. Have you heard from anyone else if there were confirmed cases there? Feel better.
24 March 2020 : "Can it prevent us from focusing fully on our work or creative projects? Of course." I lost my entire business and every dollar I had. lmao.
24 March 2020 : As someone who has suffered complete financial devastation from this, I am guzzling boxed white wine and sobbing on my floor, counting down the days until my late rent is due and I'm inevitably evicted in May.
23 March 2020 : 56,000,000 freelancers in America, and we're talking about means testing $600 and Boeing.
23 March 2020 : Because if you have any medical emergency at all, including a car wreck, and you cannot afford a private medical helicopter and an on call doctor in your home, you die off. And then everyone left over is rich! Yaaay!
23 March 2020 : Thank god they look at my income from last year, when I broke my leg and spent my life savings on it, and then started a business from nothing, to determine the amount of money I just lost. Yaaay.
23 March 2020 : Personally, super excited to just magically produce a backlog of rent in 6 weeks, given that my industry mostly shuttered March 2 and my business now has 0 clients for the foreseeable future.
23 March 2020 : You might not be saying it, but let me promise you the media and political narrative are. We don’t need to blab about Boeing in a presser. Of course they’ll get money. We need to talking about helping people who need help — and who are in GRAVE DANGER of not receiving it.
23 March 2020 : I cannot stress enough how hard it is to care about Boeing, whose employees get unemployment, when I am going to be evicted from my home bc none of these sacks of shit can do anything. Not sure if you watched. Pretty abrupt “we’re helping small biz” to great detail about Boeing.
23 March 2020 : Couldn’t give less of a shit since 56,000,000 Americans are freelance workers and we are not getting one fucking penny.
23 March 2020 : I'm glad we're working to save everyone's favorite small business, Boeing.
23 March 2020 : Been trying to buy one for weeks in DC.
23 March 2020 : CALL YOUR REPRESENTATIVES AND DEMAND THAT THE MAJOR DISASTER DECLARATIONS ALLOW FEMA TO ENACT DISASTER UNEMPLOYMENT ASSISTANCE. (202) 224-3121
23 March 2020 : Though I guess being totally jobless and not included in a bailout means I won't be able to afford any of those things, ever again!
23 March 2020 : Prediction: Not every woman wears a bra or make up for another person. I broke my leg and did 6 weeks of self isolation against my own will, and wore make up and a bra every single day. https://twitter.com/feliciaday/status/1242142991541661698
23 March 2020 : Nationalize the airlines.
23 March 2020 : It’s 5 am and I’m completely sober wtf. pic.twitter.com/wCjLXnZVbM
23 March 2020 : What show were you at?
23 March 2020 : just dont combine it with the k hole, which is what i call the k hive.
23 March 2020 : Is there anywhere in the US that has banned going on walks yet? I do not think I could survive in my basement studio totally isolated for 3 - 26 weeks.
22 March 2020 : Donald Trump during the coronacrisis is a great argument for anarcho-communism.
22 March 2020 : Please sign these petitions: DSA's working class solution for COVID-19: https://actionnetwork.org/forms/covid-19-petition Event Industry Aid for COVID-19: http://chng.it/SM8V8HtpHN Home Guarantee: federal zeroing out of rent, and providing $2,000 per person during crisis: https://actionnetwork.org/petitions/co-sign-the-demands
22 March 2020 : Do 56,000,000 Americans work in the cruise industry? Because that's how many Americans are freelance, and they need Disaster Unemployment Assistance enacted RIGHT NOW. Call your representatives and tell them they MUST enact DUA for 1099/gig workers.
22 March 2020 : #BossBitch
22 March 2020 : On third of the American workforce is freelance. Why won't they enact Disaster Unemployment Insurance? Oh, because you should live the American entrepreneur dream, but also fuck you when you need help. Thanks, Mr. Business President. Absolute shit bags. Disgusting.
22 March 2020 : @TheSocietyDude Okay, but more or less embarrassing than this? https://t.co/vPd3sC4pWr
22 March 2020 : Since people keep asking where the Libertarians are during this coronacrisis, I wanted to share this image with the world. pic.twitter.com/jxt30n4OKo
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22 March 2020 : Again, me vs. my competitors. Capitalism is cancer. If you are 1099/freelance/self employed/gig worker worried about your financial future, I want to help you get unemployment, rental assistance, and aid. pic.twitter.com/66LqviGIOe
22 March 2020 : I have some really bad news for you about how America works.
22 March 2020 : Wait, did you get to be on his finance conference call this morning?? Jealous.
22 March 2020 : lol my boomer dad told me he worships jesus and i worship a virus. well, praise virus, bitches. https://twitter.com/LEBassett/status/1241829880041484293
22 March 2020 : Every single day I wake up and this doesn't exist, I am sad.
22 March 2020 : I have some incredibly bad news for you, Hilary. pic.twitter.com/wuPgCuAwgK
22 March 2020 : I'm so grateful I don't even know what you're talking about.
22 March 2020 : Welp. pic.twitter.com/fxqtZsE52i
22 March 2020 : Hello Maryland do I have enough Old Bay for a 3 week coronavirus lockdown? pic.twitter.com/CRj9QnIFz5
21 March 2020 : i hate this tweet. the op, not yours.
21 March 2020 : My dating profile: I live in Capitol Hill and dont drive, so ideally youre somewhere easy to get to - longterm, Im not interested in moving to the burbs. If you ARE in Maryland: vote for Bernie June 2! 😊 Boys in MoCo: Good luck only being able to fuck your neighbors, ugly bitch
21 March 2020 : Lol my industry doesn’t exist anymore, I’m gonna need a home and bills paid again.
21 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Qpgrc3fv52
21 March 2020 : aaaaaaagggghhh
21 March 2020 : i wish to unlearn this.
21 March 2020 : 2020 was a wack ass year to decide I’m open to dating men who aren’t rich.
20 March 2020 : Okay but hear me out. pic.twitter.com/4Ow32G8zMf
20 March 2020 : 💜💜
20 March 2020 : I told my healing church attending, evangelical father to take some basic precautions with coronavirus. He told me he worships Jesus, and I worship a virus. Praise virus. pic.twitter.com/zQ7JdDxaSc
20 March 2020 : 🎂🎂🎂
20 March 2020 : Well it’s random NOW, if there’s also a mailbox!
20 March 2020 : Shit that makes the random hole in my landlords door super weird then.
20 March 2020 : Oooh that phrase can go the way of the handshake after this: permanent death.
20 March 2020 : Learning Zoom with the rest of the 7 year olds.
20 March 2020 : I tried to use Bumble, but instead of a real conversation I matched with a guy who repeatedly demanded to know if I’m giving people coronavirus via my mailbox, because he’s paranoid about doing that to someone. I don’t even have a mailbox. 🤷🏼‍♀️
20 March 2020 : God, looking at that April 7th date is some real bleak shit. Between living alone, dealing with depression from losing my job/business/every dollar I had, and having 400 feet of space, I have no idea how I can do 21+ more days of this. FaceTime your friends, guys.
20 March 2020 : "Every single day, people are being tested who have never been tested before!"
20 March 2020 : Right. Delaying. Why do you not want tens of thousands of gig workers to be able to collect unemployment? Why do you want us all evicted in 2 months?
20 March 2020 : They are NOT trying. They MUST enact disaster unemployment assistance. Freelancers have been out of work longer than ANYONE ELSE and are NOT eligible for ANY benefits. My rent is $1,450 a month; what the fuck do I care about $1,000?
20 March 2020 : I assume you know I would have made significantly more than $1,000 from March 2nd to June 2nd.
20 March 2020 : I love hearing Cuomo say literally everyone is in the financial situation I've been in since March 2, with no talk of providing unemployment for ANY OF THE 1099 WORKERS WHO ARE STRUGGLING THE MOST.
20 March 2020 : I guess you don’t know what the word “shuttered” means. Gone.
20 March 2020 : My industry started shuttering March 2, so the second half is bullshit.
20 March 2020 : I used to live with an ex in his parents guest house, and Ive thought a lot lately about how much better self isolation would be with an indoor and outdoor pool. I would take his floor at this point.
20 March 2020 : I live in a 400 square foot basement apartment with no sun. Get fucked. https://twitter.com/buzzfeeduk/status/1240695782879006721
20 March 2020 : I have saved bee. He is now outside.
20 March 2020 : Honestly you might push Ross Douchat out of his spot for a whole week if you submitted all those at once.
20 March 2020 : write down the worst takes you can imagine and send them to dean baquet!
20 March 2020 : 😫😫😫
20 March 2020 : Yeah I’ve been encouraging him outside. Holding the door opened is also bad as more bugs will arrive that way! Trying to find a balance. He’s really messing up my plan to eat raw cake batter 😫
20 March 2020 : I’m hiding in the bathroom
20 March 2020 : Can’t believe how rude and unreasonable you were to pedo guy.
20 March 2020 : I’m reporting this website for fake news. pic.twitter.com/ovHmowARCP
20 March 2020 : Guess the fuckin bee buzzing around my tiny apartment didn’t get the quarantine memo help what do I do.
19 March 2020 : I'm ward 6 but. pic.twitter.com/3VLdM7Jpz3
19 March 2020 : This small business disaster loan assistance program fucking rules. pic.twitter.com/LO3aBuZnAN
19 March 2020 : As a hardcore, involved libertarian turned anarcho communist, I ask myself this every single day.
19 March 2020 : My coronavirus office grows more complex everyday. pic.twitter.com/fGDcyUrT6S
19 March 2020 : I have made 2 pounds of chili, 2 pounds of bbq chicken, a pound of chicken pot pie filling (for biscuits!), and I plan to make gumbo over the weekend. But I plan on eating all this first. pic.twitter.com/b9jnI37cK1
19 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/EmSCqsS6OW
19 March 2020 : Just got approved for $105 a week unemployment, so my financial worries are all gone. In 15 short weeks, I will be able to pay my rent for one month!
19 March 2020 : So you're our test case. Do you have a dog?
19 March 2020 : Ah yeah that sucks!! Are you feeling fine now?
19 March 2020 : Ma'am. It is only day 4 of social isolation.
19 March 2020 : All those people stood in line for their first gun for 4 hours, and you’re telling me we aren’t worried any of them are gonna shoot their wives during collective house prison?
19 March 2020 : I live in dc. Are you in true quarantine because you’re ill or exposed?
19 March 2020 : Look, that's just a normal thing we say about people back in my country.
19 March 2020 : Lol perhaps? What the fuck? This near complete isolation where my main interactions are telling my pharmacist my DOB and FaceTiming with people far away, with no hope for finding a romantic partner or actual in person friendships, is going to put me in a dark place in 3 weeks. pic.twitter.com/UOX9aWiAgW
19 March 2020 : Yup. pic.twitter.com/0QYNYHKsIc
19 March 2020 : I'm sorry for your loss. What area are you in? I've been trying to find information about upticks in homicides and suicides from isolation? I have a lot of concerns, but searching turns up jokes about being an introvert.
19 March 2020 : I'm really loving my LOW INTEREST SMALL BUSINESS LOAN. It's so cool! What a great process. Thanks, Donald! Two thumbs up, two terms, two scoops, two billion fuck ups under the administration. pic.twitter.com/iHF5WFFhRN
19 March 2020 : Cool, sweet, love this small business bailout. Thanks, Donald. pic.twitter.com/fjmCfjV2wX
19 March 2020 : omg hahah yes pls
19 March 2020 : That's very embarrassing and they should go to the website the youtube right now.
19 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ELh8gFw4xs
19 March 2020 : Coryell Kelsey: survived COVID-19, but died of botulism. RIP.
19 March 2020 : DC started letting restaurants deliver cocktails as early as 7 am, and I really hope a lot of people are taking advantage of it to keep those spots in business.
19 March 2020 : Why are people talking about eating so much boxed food? It's like day 3.
18 March 2020 : I'm on the fence about how much traction I'd be okay with this getting, but I think in about 3 days I'll be so snapped you'll see me retweeting the screenshots over and over.
18 March 2020 : Ah yes, the old privilege of no guaranteed payroll time and living without health insurance. Can't believe these uppity workers are getting angry NOW!
18 March 2020 : "The virus barely spreads! It's fine! No you can't have any fucking healthcare."
18 March 2020 : So far my new office of my stoop has been great. Really enjoyed the neighbors who touched their gate and other outside stuff and then sprayed it down with lysol afterward. Mmmm. Citrus taste. pic.twitter.com/Mh0Fey3MDh
18 March 2020 : Truly incredible stuff, thinking this is a good thing to publish.
18 March 2020 : While my competitors are sending out hand washing tips and gigs that endanger the uninsured 1099 workers they hire, I am sending out info on who is waiving evictions and what reps they need to write to make sure freelancers are included in aid. Truly, capitalism is a disease. pic.twitter.com/PpKDJsIr5v
18 March 2020 : My business is smaller, newer, and more financially unstable than many of my competitors. I have attempted to keep my political beliefs away from my staff, but this pandemic is a true mask off situation.
18 March 2020 : He'll probably get an endorsement from congresswoman Loomer.
18 March 2020 : Fuck these people.
18 March 2020 : I have largely found people are still jokes about it. My industry closed March 2, so I’m about two weeks of misery ahead of restaurant workers, and 4 weeks ahead of white collar workers.
18 March 2020 : Ah yes. Sorry for the misunderstanding, I misread what you were saying.
18 March 2020 : My business that i only own because I broke my leg and couldn’t perform as a worker anymore....and since the industry is 100% 1099, no benefits. Good thing we’re working so hard to help out freelancers now — oh, wait.
18 March 2020 : No, I am super thrilled by the idea of a low interest loan. My business is in the trade show industry, so I’d love to go ahead and start paying back interest 3-18 months before my company is allowed to operate again. Very cool, very good deal!
18 March 2020 : Okcupid
18 March 2020 : Scene: world is burning. Layoffs are happening all over, businesses are shuttering. There is no meat or toilet paper. This guy: Hey is ur week going amazing or what??? Perhaps not the best opening line if you're trying to online date in March 2020. pic.twitter.com/VC9OVgolKj
18 March 2020 : I'm not saying bad things wont happen in other situations. I do not think there is a reason to minimize one struggle by pointing out another exists. If this was the case, I wouldn't give a shit about restaurant workers since my industry and job ended weeks ago.
18 March 2020 : Nope. I don't live in walking distance of anyone I know. To be fair, I'm not necessarily feeling this dread for right now, but the future. I did see a friend Sunday so that was good.
18 March 2020 : I feel like everyone thinks everyone else has a large apartment or a townhouse or something.
18 March 2020 : You know the more I think, the more it's just ????? Like I live in a studio basement. If I did have to self quarantine, leaving trash in my house for 2 weeks means a) my studio reeks and b) I would probably get roaches and rats.
18 March 2020 : Thank you!! I have been looking at private loans or grants for my business. Loans make me nervous seeing these 18 month measures, because that means my entire industry is done for good. But I can pay myself salary out of either, which makes it easier.
18 March 2020 : But it's a great idea bc I'm guessing, well...everyone is going to be doing a version of this, and someone MUST take insurance, so I'll start googling it tonight.
18 March 2020 : I looked at them previously, but I don't think they take insurance. I applied for unemployment, but I don't even know if DC has made an exception to expand it to cover people like me. I can buy food, but once I pay my staff March 28, I'm totally wiped out and in the negative.
18 March 2020 : expect many more.
18 March 2020 : @knackered007 Go fuck yourself.
18 March 2020 : All of this added in with it's always been important to me to find my person and have a good relationship, and, ya know. Extroversion. I literally just did this with my broken leg and every day I wished I was dead.
18 March 2020 : I am very upset by the rhetoric "you don't have to go to war, you just have to sit on the couch" even though a) I've lost my entire livelihood and every dollar I had and b) it's downplaying or cluelessness about the impact of being alone for months.
18 March 2020 : Im far more concerned about the mental health impacts of being unable to go to events where I was trying to create friendships, and just being...completely alone. I haven't seen a ton of resources geared toward people in that situation, despite the fact that there are many of us.
18 March 2020 : thanks! i've read those articles that are listed under isolation already. i'm not super concerned about a quarantine, which is what those articles largely focus on -- it has an end date.
18 March 2020 : So when do we talk about the inevitable increase in suicides that will come from 3 to 18 months of isolation? Not all of us have partners or roommates.
18 March 2020 : lol trump's dumb ass saying "it's life" about why rich famous people get tested vs everyone else and he can't control it.
18 March 2020 : they're all doing spectacularly bad.
18 March 2020 : Meh, that doesn't stop evictions, just delays them. So maybe not.
18 March 2020 : Will her former students get refunds though?
18 March 2020 : Patient 31 in Korea went to a buffet, and then people died. Why is this open while restaurants are closed? @MayorBowser @HarrisTeeter @_dchealth pic.twitter.com/NeX4KinESw
18 March 2020 : Instead of asking if it’s bc of AOC they’ll have to ask “is it because fuck the Democratic party?” I originally joined as a non dues paying poor years ago and I bet we see a bunch of that too — people who can’t afford to pay but identify with the party.
18 March 2020 : Nothing but allegiance to MY party....DSA. 🤷🏼‍♀️
18 March 2020 : I knocked on doors for Bernie 15-20 hours a week and I am just so fucking checked out of the presidential race at this point. I would and will still do whatever for Bernie, but once he's gone, I could not give less of a fuck. These people are monsters.
18 March 2020 : They should all just go have a battle royale with each other, honestly. No one has time for this shit in 2020.
18 March 2020 : Can’t believe I have to watch a video showing the credits of who funded the creation of these videos.
18 March 2020 : Economic destruction day 16/social isolation day 2 (?) activity: drinking a bottle of wine and filing for unemployment, which I’m like 90% sure I’m not eligible for. Mood: America sucks. pic.twitter.com/mzrpVQMY6I
18 March 2020 : Personally, I am very excited about the LOW INTEREST LOAN I can get! My industry (trade shows) is banned until June as of now, but I'm thrilled by the idea I could be told to start making payments before my business is even allowed to, you know, do stuff. Love it!
18 March 2020 : ConExpo brings in 130,000 people, and CES 180,000. I don't think you have any idea what a "mega conference" is.
18 March 2020 : 🤔 https://twitter.com/Philip_DT/status/1240077650904993792
18 March 2020 : Aren't they literally triaging people over 50? https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1239228755719135233
17 March 2020 : Anyway, try to remember it takes a lot longer for the bank to remove you than it does for the tens of thousands of 1099 workers whose lives are ruined to starve to death without benefits.
17 March 2020 : We didn’t just close. We’ve been closed. And Im in a deficit bc my business was new and I relied on the deposits — the business I only own bc I broke my leg a year ago and couldnt do the trade show work myself. It was figure it out or a shelter. And now so many are in that place.
17 March 2020 : My rent in a studio is $1,450. I owe my business about $5,000. I refunded $40,000 in deposits in 2 days. My industry shuttered March 2 — completely. Trade shows. Everyone is 1099. This is the difference between some of us having literally $0 at all until July or new jobs exist.
17 March 2020 : Well, Teesa, my entire industry is belly up, I have about $100 to my name, my business existing will rely on taking out a loan, and I don't have a fucking mortgage. So. Yes. I could use the $1,000. Evictions are waived so I'd like to eat some FUCKING FOOD between now and July.
17 March 2020 : Why is this open and why is the city allowing it? How many people did Patient 31 in Korea infect at a buffet? @MayorBowser @HarrisTeeter pic.twitter.com/Ym3cr99ynA
17 March 2020 : DC runners: if you’ve been optimistic that coronaregulations will mean people are more spatially aware, the answer is no. Still the same singles/couples managing to take up the entire walkway, and same asshole retractable leash dog walkers. pic.twitter.com/TgLdT9p3a1
17 March 2020 : I barely remember 2015.
17 March 2020 : Didn't Wanted come out in the late 2000s?
17 March 2020 : Didn’t the bullet go through everyone’s brains?
17 March 2020 : Sure but people who have been out of work since March 2 can’t magically pay April, May, and June rent in June. We need to waive the rent in full.
17 March 2020 : Capitalism is cancer. pic.twitter.com/AdCfIsTi6w
17 March 2020 : I once wore a blow up Elvis suit. I wish I still had it.
17 March 2020 : Thank god we have Mitt "Romspierre" Romney as our far left leader now. Run it by him! 🙃
17 March 2020 : I'm not in Austin, but I have friends and colleagues who are totally out of work in Travis County. Any good resources or connections I could send them?
17 March 2020 : What's worse: HIPPA or H-I-P-A-A?
17 March 2020 : My only real allergy is mold, so I certainly am!
17 March 2020 : I've wondered this a lot, too -- I've been trying to buy a fever stick for a week. My apartment is dry, and since I'm too lazy to clean my humidifier, I constantly have a sore throat. I've just been monitoring the air temp in the room and seeing if I am unreasonable cold vs it.
17 March 2020 : I have truly never felt so isolated and forgotten and maybe...disrespected? as I do now, and that includes last year when I learned the only social program I was eligible for w a broken leg was Snap, but I had to crutch into the grocery store to use it.
17 March 2020 : I had a panic attack at 4 am and made an appointment for a Brazilian and underarm wax every week from mid April to mid May, so I'd say day 3 of social isolation is going really well.
17 March 2020 : Ugh I am so, so sorry.
17 March 2020 : So yeah, looks like I know someone with coronavirus -- well, I mean, maybe she doesn't have it. Who can really say? Anyway, nothing to see here, folks. It's fine. https://twitter.com/MorninGovnaa/status/1239949331907653633
17 March 2020 : This is an incredibly privileged viewpoint. Some of us have no work or money and nothing else to do and don't even know where we can go.
17 March 2020 : Also, it doesn’t make any sense.
17 March 2020 : Shit, I was ready to be on board with disagreeing with Cernovich but. Uh.
17 March 2020 : Also only my industry is wiped out. Whatever I made last year doesn’t matter. It’s gone. I’m in a deficit to my business. Those of us most impacted cannot prove shit.
17 March 2020 : Suspend all rent and mortgages (and not just let them balloon) and send everyone $1,000, then backpay the most impacted at some point.
17 March 2020 : I’m 31 and remember Clinton. We aren’t 12 lol
17 March 2020 : Certainly people like me who have now been jobless for 2 weeks and will be until June deserve more...at some point. I don’t get his logic at all. It hurts us the most to delay shit. Just start handing out money now and add on later. The only form I should fill out is my address.
17 March 2020 : I'm with you. And from there, we can then divvy up aid to folks who are 1099 or tipped or now unemployed. But right off the bat, most people need that money for food and healthcare premiums.
17 March 2020 : Good luck to you <3
17 March 2020 : Thanks, I already sent it out, so I'll resend it and let them all know it's open to everyone!
17 March 2020 : Meanwhile, my competitors continued to send public facing work to their uninsured staff.
17 March 2020 : Yup. My industry is trade show staffing. I own the biz bc I broke my leg a year ago and had no pay/benefits -- I didn't know what to do. My coronavirus email to my workers had info on eviction moratoriums, who to contact to include 1099 workers in aid, and grants for freelancers.
17 March 2020 : A silver lining!!!! 😂
17 March 2020 : Twitter's algorithm puts your tweets at the top of my feed like...constantly and instantly. I already feel like your creepy reply guy stalker, and I accept it's only going to get worse for the sake of me not killing any olds in the next 4 weeks.
17 March 2020 : I could write an essay on this. It's right up there with my other essay I'll pen before this is over, titled "So You Want to Start a Business and be a Corona-preneur? Well, Don't. Sit Down and Shut Up, Idiot."
17 March 2020 : So many 1099 workers are going to be homeless, so that'll dot the landscape in addition to the businesses like mine being gone.
17 March 2020 : Yeah, they need to do that and just waive rent. I work in the trade show industry. I own the business bc a year ago I broke my leg and couldn't work the shows myself anymore hahhaha very cool. All workers industrywide are 1099 so everyone has no pay. https://www.instagram.com/aperturemanagement/
17 March 2020 : I’m so sorry to hear that. My industry shuttered March 2, and I wish I had any answers. As soon as eviction moratoriums are up, I’m homeless. It is scary and horrible. I hope we get Romney’s $1,000.
17 March 2020 : 🙃🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/s067LXAjXW
17 March 2020 : Big same. 💜
17 March 2020 : As someone who lost my business and has negative money from this....yeah. Hell yeah. I need way more than $1,000, but good GOD let's get this money out and moving, not wasting our time with bullshit.
17 March 2020 : Jack has been tweeting telling people to go outside to bars, though!!
17 March 2020 : Thanks. Rough times, emotionally and financially. And not just for me.
17 March 2020 : So just...stare at a wall and sing to myself? Lol god I hope I get this virus and die immediately.
17 March 2020 : I live in a basement.
17 March 2020 : I’ve been depressed and intermittently crying, emotionally preparing for a multi week isolation situation as a single extrovert who lives alone. Shout out to Bumble for helping me imagine a worse fate: video chat fake dates with strange men. pic.twitter.com/gDhViXMqLr
17 March 2020 : Ugh, sounds like real socialism.
17 March 2020 : Hi, can 1099 workers in the events and convention industry sign? If not, I will pass it on to my people with that caveat -- many are in the service industry as a side job.
16 March 2020 : I hope, because between finances and the idea I'm stuck in a 400 square foot studio for months totally alone, I have literally no reason to live.
16 March 2020 : Look, even the idea of being stuck completely isolated in my basement apartment for 2 weeks makes me want to fucking blow my brains out. July or August? Nope.
16 March 2020 : Really weird this guy didn’t realize that every business is licensed by the state. https://twitter.com/matthennessey/status/1239375678430208000
16 March 2020 : We don’t.
16 March 2020 : Same, but evangelical “my pastor can raise the dead” parent. I miss gymnastics. 😫
16 March 2020 : I work in the trade show industry and we’ve been out of work since March 2. Our field is destroyed. All 1099.
16 March 2020 : This should definitely be taken under consideration during triage.
16 March 2020 : 🚮 pic.twitter.com/2exaccHAS9
16 March 2020 : who, ME?! not once.
16 March 2020 : Here, for $18,000 I will run that machine for you.
16 March 2020 : This is the only picture I can find where I'm not wearing much, but my BMI is over 25. What the actual fuck. pic.twitter.com/PVD88lVPOW
15 March 2020 : THANK GOD. For whatever reason I kept reading this as other stuff closes but theaters stay open.
15 March 2020 : You, a common poor: I hope I don't die or lose my home from Coronavirus. Me, a genius entrepreneur: I am going to start a business intubating rich people in 3 weeks. I will try it on a dummy once first though. pic.twitter.com/LQ1529X9rF
15 March 2020 : Closing the mall and theaters at midnight will surely scare this nocturnal virus away! Great job, Hogan. Glad to see you're as fucking useless as ever. https://twitter.com/DawnWhiteNews/status/1239276545757319173
15 March 2020 : And we need them done live.
15 March 2020 : I have the pieces but no one to install the add on for me waaaah
15 March 2020 : @TheSocietyDude @Anamolicious @AOSeese @ayahnaaragon Because they need a hobby, duh! https://t.co/YatQgO3lqE
15 March 2020 : Looks like I still own a business! Like, a real one. pic.twitter.com/xyW6MG3vNX
15 March 2020 : Just like how cities are 'deferring" evictions! All around, very cool financial aid so far.
15 March 2020 : Like a month ago I said that Twitter Dating would be way smarter than Facebook Dating. As a single person who will be alone in a basement apartment for 30-60 days, please hit me up if you still think I'm funny in June.
15 March 2020 : They have big CEO of Full Name LLC Entertainment Enterprises energy
15 March 2020 : Homelessness doesn’t exist. Source: everyone I know has a place to live. Coronavirus isn’t real. Source: no one I know has it.
15 March 2020 : I don’t think you know what a source is. Lmao
15 March 2020 : At some point there will need to be a comprehensive bailout of 1099 people or we will just have mass evictions when the moratoriums are up.
15 March 2020 : Thanks. It’s not just me tho and fortunately I have the maybe possibility of grants. It’s all 1099 work so the workers are fucked. I only started the company bc I broke my leg a year ago and couldn’t do the trade show work myself, and I wasn’t eligible for programs.
15 March 2020 : Not even. My business bevcame successful in less than a year. Coronavirus just wiped out my entire industry. If im not living in a shelter in July I’ll try to keep it going again, but what you’re saying isn’t a recipe or standard. Most fail, period, wo a virus.
15 March 2020 : I refunded $40,000 in 3 days because of the virus. 0/10 do not recommend having one.
15 March 2020 : Yup. Coronavirus has caused me to be in a deficit to my own business and I will not be eligible for aid at this rate. I will lose my apartment and ability to buy food. I have literally nothing and I have no way to generate income. My business is in the trade show industry. RIP
15 March 2020 : Sure thing! Never met an artist who brags about being a hustler and the CEO of myfullname LLC, and tells everyone to start their own business to get on their grind tho. That is clearly what I’m talking about given the entire context.
15 March 2020 : Beyond disgusted with every single person that chose to go out to a crowded bar for some fun tonight. Just bc you don't feel it yet, doesn't mean that layoffs aren't coming. Your job isn't safe, and neither are the lives of your parents and grandparents. Stay inside, assholes.
15 March 2020 : Truly hope everyone enjoyed their St Patricks bar crawls. I lost my business and money to save lives, but others can't even say no to a bar. Many of us have been financially suffering for 2 weeks, and have no future income. And people don't care, because It's jUst the fLu. pic.twitter.com/8jHdSVnGmT
15 March 2020 : Faced a dilemma this morning. Do the right thing, or act like an asshole. 🤔
15 March 2020 : Why not?
15 March 2020 : 😭 I have a straight razor and a safety razor from before I switched, but I will probably cut the shit out of myself it's been so long.
15 March 2020 : Soon.
15 March 2020 : Oh shit. https://twitter.com/ShimonPro/status/1239031624140042241?s=20
15 March 2020 : I keep thinking this about my underarm and leg hair. Do I break down and buy a razor since I can't wax?
15 March 2020 : I was looking at bosu balls. I use one all the time at the gym, what am I supposed to do without it?!
15 March 2020 : "Everything I hate is socialism."
15 March 2020 : Why are people posting pictures of shelves that are empty as a result of capitalism and calling it a preview of socialism?
15 March 2020 : So fucking order mandatory closures and pay workers and owners, you fucking morons. pic.twitter.com/F2FzOjEotm
15 March 2020 : Love that they can't stop themselves from tweeting a picture showcasing the results of capitalism, then calling it a preview of scary socialism. ????
15 March 2020 : 😫😫😫
15 March 2020 : You mean like...today?
15 March 2020 : God I can’t wait for mandatory closures so we can come back to these tweets.
14 March 2020 : This tweet has made the intensity of my misandry increase tenfold. pic.twitter.com/FtgxjRexWc
14 March 2020 : The tweet you’re quoting has made my misandry triple.
14 March 2020 : Because one is a blubbering wet mess of a human and the other is a soft wax sculpted over a human shaped robot?
14 March 2020 : If you are the CEO of First Name Last Name LLC, then I know that you probably don't even have an actual fucking business license, first of all. It's just a way to make people feel better and empowered despite being stuck in poverty. It's toxic.
14 March 2020 : Yes, I support shaming MLMs and people who have that garbage, superiority complex hustler attitude, while wasting their time and bragging out it. Owning a business is the worst fucking thing in the world, and you don't have time to have 18 side gigs if you're really doing it.
14 March 2020 : I understand you think you're "helping" by going out to eat and leaving big tips, but actually just order in. Every single day life goes on "as normal" likely adds an extra 2-3 days that people like myself and service industry folks will suffer financially. Stay. Home.
14 March 2020 : As a small business owner (not First Name Last Name LLC, but a real company) my best advice for people looking to start a business is “don’t” especially people like the ones Monique is targeting.
14 March 2020 : Well, my events are things like 50,000 person conferences in Vegas and Chicago, so I certainly hope people aren't THAT packed in together 😂 But yes, absolutely for local stuff.
14 March 2020 : Plus Italy has one of the highest median ages in the world. https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/rankorder/2177rank.html
14 March 2020 : Not here!
14 March 2020 : Yeah they need to be shut down. It’s incredibly stupid to ruin the livelihood of so many of us by canceling events, and then not actually forcing people to stay inside.
14 March 2020 : We were at the same 15,000 person conference this week in DC lmao I’ll keep you posted when I find out we were both exposed
14 March 2020 : Yes, because of his drug problem.
13 March 2020 : No. This isn't fucking South Korea.
13 March 2020 : I really think so too. And watching this talk from our president is confirming my belief.
13 March 2020 : Do you have coronavirus?? Y/N Yes: you may get tested. No: goodbye.
13 March 2020 : Woooow coronavirus is SOLVED! CORPORATIONS are going to be KIND and give up PARTS OF THEIR PARKING LOTS to help us out. VERY COOL. Fucking seize the entire pharmacy.
13 March 2020 : America is so embarrassing. Remember when Ariana Grande licked that donut and said so? God bless her. pic.twitter.com/s3degrgLkG
13 March 2020 : "AGAIN WE DO NOT WANT EVERYONE TAKING THIS TEST."
13 March 2020 : If you aren't watching Trump's coronavirus speech, I really encourage you to listen to how miserable and defeated he sounds. Oh boy.
13 March 2020 : Trump says, "we don't want everyone running out and taking a test." lmao what.
13 March 2020 : Yeah, mine is super cold for like 30 seconds and then in the shower I get about 4 minutes of hot water. I rent a basement in DC and the water is freezing in the dead of summer, so I don't think it's a weather thing. Who knows tho.
13 March 2020 : Do you wash your hands in ice, or would you let it run for 30 seconds?
13 March 2020 : If your city officials (or the corporation you rent from) are waiving rent, providing rent assistance, or placing a moratorium on evictions from coronavirus, please let me know. If they are not, please tell me where you are and who people should call.
13 March 2020 : Yo I've been trying to buy one for TWO WEEKS.
13 March 2020 : I very much hope things move quickly either nationally or specifically where you are so that you get insurance as soon as possible.
13 March 2020 : haha well my entire industry is tanked, and i'm in a deficit to my own company to make sure my people get paid over me soooo can't relate to that one!
13 March 2020 : I own a business staffing for the job I had before I broke my ankle and couldn’t work. It was that or become homeless. It is what it is! pic.twitter.com/ATq2ihhRlv
13 March 2020 : What can I say, I’m just a basic commie bitch with good corporate shoplifting tips.
13 March 2020 : How? I can't care my friends will be evicted bc....I went to high school with a girl who majored in fashion merchandising and told me about Target since she knew I shoplifted from Neiman Marcus all the time?
13 March 2020 : Thank god donald went on the tv and said I can apply for a low interest loan for my small business, even though the loan doesn’t exist. Thank you, Donald! On the plus side, DSA is going to quadruple membership!
13 March 2020 : I have clients in Wuhan and Italy and I know what's coming. Most people do not. They think business owners took a risk anyway, wait staff/1099 workers have inherently risky jobs, etc, and do not listen when I say there will be widespread layoffs of salaried white collar workers.
13 March 2020 : I own a small business that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows. My entire industry is destroyed and wo immediate protections, workers in it will be have eviction proceedings start against them April 2 -- SxSW destroyed many lives, and wiped out some of my competitors.
13 March 2020 : Spain is closed.
13 March 2020 : Is this physical eviction, or just court? Will people still end up with evictions at the end of the grace period, or will there be work for rent vouchers/waivers/etc?
13 March 2020 : The Cherry Blossom 10 Miler will 100% not happen, so why are we pretending otherwise instead of just deferring everyone or, if the money is lost, telling us so? pic.twitter.com/C56LanmhdB
13 March 2020 : I have clients in Wuhan. People have literally no idea what's about to happen here.
13 March 2020 : "You can get tested and then just go home and die. Sorry!"
13 March 2020 : HELL YEAH!
13 March 2020 : Thank you, but unfortunately I own an agency that provides staff for exhibitors at trade shows (RIP). 😭 This is me though: https://www.instagram.com/aperturemanagement/
13 March 2020 : Also if this continues to be a democrat hoax flu or whatever, at some point we can write in Bernie Sanders in November, regardless of who is the nominee.
13 March 2020 : I'm certainly not trying to convert them, but interesting that they're open to it to some degree.
13 March 2020 : as many local governments offering aid as I can find, and companies offering free delivery/discount/whatever. I added in full disclaimer, I'm left of any mainstream US politician. Some of my most right workers signed up.
13 March 2020 : I think they're both pretty much guaranteed, honestly. I sent out an email to my staff, saying if you give me permission, I'll add you to a non-work email list updating you on things like what politicians need their phones blown up, legislation in the works,
13 March 2020 : Regardless of a virus, no one should be able to get a notice for eviction proceedings to begin the day after rent is late. Disgusting.
13 March 2020 : It's bizarre, bc they all want to work for me, a communist who pays more than anyone else. I'm hoping that this rallies enough 1099 people to the left and permanently changes some of these horrific laws that are on the books. Right now no one cares enough to fix it.
13 March 2020 : Absolutely. Also, I see impacted event workers tell colleagues to do make up artistry, bartend, etc now. Clueless whats to come. Probably from entrepreneurial spirit thing that my industry encourages, there are lots of "hard hustling" right winters, working nonstop.
13 March 2020 : I just have many, many concerns about the thousands of Texas who are in danger depending on how fast this is taken seriously.
13 March 2020 : Idk I think payroll tax cuts are an even better idea. I will say I am not personally worried about it, though I'm in a deficit to my own business $7,000, and it's totally tanked. They have to do something, and us career freelance people aren't going to be the only ones impacted.
13 March 2020 : i had a landlord who let his girlfriend sleep in my bed without my permission when i wasn't home. repeatedly. very.
13 March 2020 : Hopefully! We've got less than 3 weeks to find out. But even if it's delayed (Baltimore delayed 2 weeks, haaa), what am I/my colleagues gonna do? Give my landlord three months rent in June? My entire industry is shuttered until June.
13 March 2020 : You have much more faith in horrible, vindictive landlords than I do.
13 March 2020 : True, but how are they going to stop shitty landlords from a DIY eviction? Texas has no grace period for late rent, and lots of people still aren't taking it seriously. At the very least, all of those SxSW, Austin/Houston rodeos, Austin MotoGP, etc workers are at risk.
13 March 2020 : Truly wild the federal government doesn't realize mass evictions and infections will result in cities burning down.
13 March 2020 : First world or not, pretty sure the ice cold water that blasts out of my sink for the first 30 seconds isn’t what’s recommend to wash your hands.
13 March 2020 : Also, I’m a business owner and this doesn’t help me at all, because I’m not a giant corporation. I won’t be paying anyone anything because there is no work!
13 March 2020 : Plus if you know anyone involved in merchandising or retail buying... target has literally funded and led innovations in this arena.
13 March 2020 : There is no point in closing schools or events over 1,000 people if transit, bars, offices, churches, and 500 person events are still on/open. You want to contain the virus or you don’t. Every single day that things are open drags out our financial peril. Rip the band aid off.
13 March 2020 : Even 1 roll is pretty valuable tbh. Also hand soap, Europe likes the bar soaps so should be easy to pack them in.
13 March 2020 : Coronavirus evictions start April 2.
13 March 2020 : I mean, DC would like to join you but...it's kinda awkward, you know?
13 March 2020 : Happy to report ConExpo is ending a day early, because the way to end coronavirus is to make a 6 day show with 130k people a 5 day show with 130k people who can't fly out until day 6 or 7 anyway.
13 March 2020 : u-kraine u-kraine u-kraine swaaag
13 March 2020 : AAAAAAH MY FAVORITE SOOONG.
13 March 2020 : I have felt like a crazy person saying to be prepared for the economic and emotional destruction coronavirus is going to bring for us. Even now people are ignoring me. It is not just me and my industry. The virus is coming for you, and I really hope everyone can see it soon.
13 March 2020 : Was y’all motherfuckers not using soap before?? What happened at this Harris Teeter? pic.twitter.com/nJIeMGIzSh
12 March 2020 : I'm a small business owner who is completely drowning, in an industry of 1099 workers. It's heartbreaking to see people getting their hopes up about gigs that aren't canceled yet -- bc they will be. Rip the band off and give us all money so we don't evicted during quarantine.
12 March 2020 : Same.
12 March 2020 : I'm going to lose my business and myself and many workers in my industry are going to lose our homes, you fucking moron. https://thehill.com/opinion/finance/487035-why-the-coronavirus-is-a-very-good-thing-for-small-businesses
12 March 2020 : Interesting that people think there are going to be a bunch of quarantine babies, while at the same time saying millennials don't want to have kids bc the economy sucks. You, uh, might be in for a shock about the economy in six months.
12 March 2020 : Thank you @AOC for being like the only politician to remember us. Based on my 13 years in the industry, I’d wager the bulk of people whose lives have been ruined (like mine) by the corona cancellations have been 1099 and tipped. It’s horrifying that we might be forgotten. https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1237904161385127936
12 March 2020 : Either that this is the year America embraced socialism, or this is the year half the country became homeless in 2 months.
12 March 2020 : Most people I know who are going to be losing their homes in early April are 1099 or small business owners (like me!). Do we qualify under her plan? Sincere question, I can’t read anything in depth without sobbing from fear and misery.
12 March 2020 : I mean, does this include banning eviction? I have watched my business crash and burn over the last 4 days, and many workers in my industry will be unable to pay rent or for food now. A future like this inspires 0 comfort, and makes me and others hope we get it and die 🤷🏼‍♀️
12 March 2020 : It’s another morning and I am still absolutely terrified and physically nauseous over the fact that myself and many others will not be able to pay rent or bills April 1 because of coronavirus cancellations — and our government absolutely does not give a single shit.
12 March 2020 : Feelings don’t care about your facts.
12 March 2020 : And good thing you were on the way there, not cluelessly there already haaaa.
12 March 2020 : @CPGFilm
12 March 2020 : Pedo guy is just what we call people in my home country.
12 March 2020 : It's ok, I got another one to fix the reflection. This is what socialism is all about, after all. pic.twitter.com/3U7QlElMWM
12 March 2020 : Literally was asking my friends to make this earlier god bless u
12 March 2020 : They used the hotels by the hospitals in China to house everyone, I think.
12 March 2020 : What do you mean? I can't wait for my small business to be bailed out with a....*checks notes* low interest loan. Really good stuff. By the time I get it, I'm sure no more than half the contractors I work with will be homeless.
12 March 2020 : The people who lost work with the cancelations of SxSW, NAB, ISC West, Houston Rodeo, Expo West, Coachella, E3, etc DO NOT BENEFIT FROM PAYROLL TAX CUTS. Still get evicted, still can't buy food. #CoronavirusUpdate #CoronavirusPandemic
12 March 2020 : Yeah I'm willing to go ahead and move to Iceland to help, uh, teach them about capitalism or something.
12 March 2020 : And mortgages waived, and wages reimbursed by the government, and, and, and.
12 March 2020 : People like me are going to lose every dollar we have, everything we own. We'll be evicted from our homes. Everything is canceled. And this motherfucker sitting in the Oval Office talking about how we are better than Europe and offering me a fucking LOAN. Fuck Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/eTqQhnlVJh
12 March 2020 : Add in NAB, AAD, ISC West, IWCE, E3, Coachella, etc -- my entire industry is unraveling. None of us know how we're going to buy food, never mind pay rent. This article is just a start. @abhabhattarai @rachsieg @byHeatherLong -- please, cover us too. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/03/11/layoffs-coronavirus/
12 March 2020 : Coronavirus evictions will start in April, w the 1099 workers & small business owners (who run businesses similar to mine) who lost everything when SxSW, Austin MotoGP, & Houston Rodeo were canceled -- TX has no grace period for late rent.
11 March 2020 : i'm guessing it almost definitely won't be happening.
11 March 2020 : Would love to, but us small business owners also aren't making April rent.
11 March 2020 : Then start bailing people out of their rent.
11 March 2020 : Texas you can begin immediately. But April 1 is when rent will be late.
11 March 2020 : Coronavirus evictions start in less than 30 days.
11 March 2020 : Scene: me walking down 7th street, minding my own business and contemplating my inevitable eviction due to the economic impact of coronavirus. Man: I wish you’d smile. Me: I wish you’d fuck off. I’ll vote for whatever candidate makes it legal for me to tase that guy next time.
11 March 2020 : E3. HIMSS. ISC West. IWCE. SxSW. AAOS. Coachella. New York Auto Show. Coronavirus evictions start in less than 30 days.
11 March 2020 : Coronavirus evictions start April 5.
11 March 2020 : I have international corporations as clients and they are expecting and planning for layoffs.
11 March 2020 : I don’t sell goods. I provide a service at trade shows. If the deposit is non refundable I don’t refund but if it is, I do. I have far more established competitors who shuttered the day sxsw was canceled. If you profit 75k a year and 60k a year is that show, you’re done.
11 March 2020 : I plan for my small business to go under and for me to be unable to pay my rent by May. I have refunded $20,000 in the last two days.
11 March 2020 : Coronavirus evictions are going to start April 5th. We need financial assistance to be given to individuals, not to be given to companies via payroll tax breaks. It’s not just the poor waitress and the gig worker who are going to be impacted. There will be layoffs everywhere.
11 March 2020 : You're one dumb piece of shit. pic.twitter.com/JIK3kOlVml
11 March 2020 : https://twitter.com/davidkelley718/status/1237560033589657606
11 March 2020 : Idk, but I do know who the virus impacts.
11 March 2020 : Come on Washington state, we need you -- I'm not ready to have to tattoo Bernie Sanders's social security number on my forearm.
11 March 2020 : Good, that's the shit we need! 💜
11 March 2020 : Okay, sounds like you should busy planning a carpool to go knock on some fucking doors, or start texting your pals to get a group text bank set up.
11 March 2020 : Current CNN discourse: "Bernie needs 53.9% of the remaining delegates and Biden needs 50.2%!! WOW THAT IS CRAAAAZY and impossible okay give up Sanders just move to Venezuela and be president there."
11 March 2020 : Don't know yet, but you should knock on doors, make phone calls, and text bank.
10 March 2020 : It’s highly controlled. Otherwise I could have had CVS deliver it.
10 March 2020 : Is coronavirus rotting his fucking brain? pic.twitter.com/LOkleV6eBc
10 March 2020 : I hired a housecleaner to clean my tiny studio basement apartment.
10 March 2020 : I spent $55 getting someone from Postmates to deliver my Adderall from a CVS 8 blocks away each month I couldn't walk.
10 March 2020 : I'm just seeing this because I had you muted. It wasn't the max out of pocket ($4,000). It was rent (which I prepaid for 3 months of), Sallie Mae, phone bill, grocery delivery, $30-60 Ubers each way to the doctor, premium, etc. It was the cost of being unable to work for months.
10 March 2020 : If Bernie Sanders drops out in the next week, I will tattoo his face over my face, so that when my eyes are closed his eyes are open. This is how I process my pain, and it is normal and good.
10 March 2020 : When I'm dealing with bad shit in my life, I prefer to get a piercing. Longterm, it works out really well.
10 March 2020 : Capitalism fucking rules, though. pic.twitter.com/McKfp6CLDE
10 March 2020 : because women are dead at 30 and men get to keep being valued by society smh patriarchy
10 March 2020 : Yeah it's a good retirement home. Next year when it's your turn to move into one, you should come here.
10 March 2020 : sorry you're so old and gross
10 March 2020 : Nah.
10 March 2020 : Can't believe you would participate in online harassment, such as stating facts. 🙃
10 March 2020 : "Apartheid fucking slaps, capitalism forever." pic.twitter.com/CK61da6JZY
9 March 2020 : Wow. Just...wow.
9 March 2020 : I'm based here and run a b2b business with contracts across the US. Not really applicable to the nightlife scene, but if you end up expanding your coverage in the future, I'd be happy to talk about my impending, inevitable closure.
9 March 2020 : Being told Bernie supporters are unwelcoming meanies while also being told I'm (at best) a low key sexist for not backing Warren AND that it will be funny when we're crying if Biden beats Bernie doesn't really make ME feel welcome in the democratic party. 🙃🙃
9 March 2020 : No it’s wrong v right!
8 March 2020 : Practically next door!
8 March 2020 : I've been imaging waltzing into the doctors office and demanding 3 months of adderall to take with me in one go. I'm always arrested at the end of my mind scenario.
8 March 2020 : ok good bc (unlike hands) gloves are self cleaning and never need to be changed.
8 March 2020 : smh this is how you spread covid19
8 March 2020 : Robert, what the fuck do you think a primary is?
8 March 2020 : I would like to announce that the erasure of myself and other Sanders Sisters by the Warren to Biden voters has caused me to leave socialism and turn into a full blown commie, so thanks for that.
8 March 2020 : I play Girl Talk. I pretty much only listen to rap, so it's a good medium. Even my coworkers who are twice my age are like "oh shit i know this song!" and enjoy it. All Day is my go to album.
8 March 2020 : Yes. You must laugh when our feminist heroes make jokes so we can combat misogyny. They say Berners are a cult, but the rabid Warren fans who don’t give a shit about her policies are definitely NOT a cult. It is normal and good to pretend only women are asked to endorse. Sexism.
8 March 2020 : Nothing wrong with a little neiman marxism. pic.twitter.com/2Uf6uXOuDj
8 March 2020 : Wow really disappointed in you two. This is online bullying of the worst kind. I will be writing in Donald Trump for every position, including very local ones, such as my DC ANC rep.
8 March 2020 : Yeah only because there’s no one more left of him.
8 March 2020 : 😍😍 http://bit.ly/dcdsa4bernie
8 March 2020 : I’m a full communist. Libertarianism is a long lost identity. Anyway were you yang gang?
8 March 2020 : So you’re voting for Bernie now?
8 March 2020 : are you voting for bernie now?
8 March 2020 : lmao
8 March 2020 : Not sure how melted your brain is, but this “rapper” Lil Trump made a song called Where’s Hunter Hidin or something and I am really looking forward to Part 2: Where is Biden Hidin. https://www.dropbox.com/s/lo8593ud6nrmjwl/lil_trump_hunter_biden.mp3?dl=0
8 March 2020 : What is this tweet?!
8 March 2020 : Really tired of moderates and centrists complaining about toxic Bernie Bros. Please stop participating in Sanders Sisters erasure smh. We exist.
8 March 2020 : Very serious @dadwroteaporno mic running vibes here.
8 March 2020 : Solid proof capitalism is a cancer that rots your fucking brain. Look at this asshole. https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1234996459956629505
7 March 2020 : I’m sure they’ll all have a natural ability to get over it just fine. The testing kits are beautiful and perfect, so it’ll be a treat.
7 March 2020 : wow u hate to see it https://twitter.com/philipwegmann/status/1236415249772937221
7 March 2020 : Capitalism is cancer. ☭ https://twitter.com/EsotericCD/status/1235970394798149633
6 March 2020 : Thanks to coronavirus, it’s now socially acceptable to live out my dream of wearing disposable gloves on public transportation.
6 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/9tqwL7NMqG
6 March 2020 : Oh my god 😂😂😍😍
6 March 2020 : Will he need us? He has all those billionaires.
6 March 2020 : Apparently someone grabbed it and he got kicked out right away thank god.
6 March 2020 : https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1235943597607878656?s=21
6 March 2020 : Anti semitism, a favorite activity of the Very Woke.
6 March 2020 : Really glad we live in a post anti Semitic society where people can bring now harmless Buddhist symbols to the Jewish mans rally, and instead we can focus on important stuff, like combatting mean emojis by withholding healthcare from poor people. pic.twitter.com/iRSVlYa6Rg
6 March 2020 : Oh I guess they probably get a few more swastika demos then.
6 March 2020 : Me too. Apparently rat and snake emojis are a sign of a crisis but someone busting out a big ass swastika at a Jewish mans rally is chill af
6 March 2020 : Something that’s actually a very bad form of the patriarchy and misogyny is that abused women who rely on their spouse for healthcare are more likely to stay with the abusive partner. #WarrenToBernie https://twitter.com/revfemme/status/1235630648448167937
6 March 2020 : Anyone know how many emojis equal one Nazi flag?
6 March 2020 : I am sure it will get a fair amount of coverage! https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1235809227471343616
6 March 2020 : absolutely. group chat, private facebooks groups, discord, slack....let that shit out there. we need an attitude of "we can win" and we need to be welcoming in public, even if we're ripping our hair out behind the scenes.
6 March 2020 : Fuck you, New York Times. pic.twitter.com/M4cNnaOOxn
6 March 2020 : #SomeMisandristsForRevSometimes
5 March 2020 : Do you think there was a time in the past? Because I only hear people say "later, later" and never "okay now." I don't think Biden will beat Trump.
5 March 2020 : There is just nowhere else on earth that I would be forced to support the party that brought us Amy Klobuchar and Joe Biden. How many more years until it’s acceptable for me to vote for candidates I have anything in common with?
5 March 2020 : Gabbard/COVID-19 2020
5 March 2020 : Have you considered donating money to your local dsa to help combat this issue.
5 March 2020 : why are you like this
5 March 2020 : lol imagine telling on yourself like this
5 March 2020 : "Misandrists for Bernie" isn't a schtick. I chose Bernie bc I chose supporting a democratic socialist over my belief we should just ban cis men from doing stuff for a while. Angry feminists who loved Warren - we out here in the Bernie world, too. Please join us. #WarrenToBernie
5 March 2020 : I rarely talk about the reasons behind my decision to support Bernie over Warren, but here we are. After years of being an involved and outspoken libertarian, I started to (occasionally) publicly identify as a socialist in mid 2016. My writing and social network both suffered.
5 March 2020 : Prediction: instead of endorsing Biden or Bernie, Liz Warren endorses anarcho communism as a concept, one upping every Bernie bro who has called her a centrist or fake leftist. Big structural change, bitches.
5 March 2020 : Wtf?! This is like the mommy blogger who wrote an article about her kids in Washington post or something.
5 March 2020 : some say hell yes!! especially after yang had tweeted about it looking like bernie won iowa when pete was declaring victory.
5 March 2020 : i have badgered so many yang gangers to canvass for bernie.
5 March 2020 : Men are trash but socialism fucking rules. pic.twitter.com/k9sE5citJf
5 March 2020 : Oh fuck yes.
4 March 2020 : It's amazing!! And the lit! pic.twitter.com/zMCb6qi5QV
4 March 2020 : My ex boyfriends entire family went to vote for Bernie. They are Muslim immigrants who have never voted. No big deal tho!
4 March 2020 : "what do u hope to accomplish from an ad showcasing compliments about u from a well loved previous president?"
4 March 2020 : Also, there is some reporting that many voters in NC believed Biden supported medicare for all. This is also reflected in exit numbers of people who say they support m4a, but voted Biden.
4 March 2020 : I think an hour long detailed debate would be very difficult for someone like Joe Biden, who appears to have dementia.
4 March 2020 : "people are asking warren to drop out on twitter. do u have any thoughts mr senator?"
4 March 2020 : I can't imagine anything better than an hour long debate about healthcare between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden.
4 March 2020 : And when the state allows you to.
4 March 2020 : Hell, I’m a misandrist Bernie supporter.
4 March 2020 : lol so weird that the red parts went to biden. pic.twitter.com/1v3IMzPpbM
4 March 2020 : Don't forget that Bloomberg only ran because Biden wasn't doing well. Of course he's gone.
4 March 2020 : I volunteer and canvass for Bernie Sanders to the point people think I work for him — I hit over 20 hours last week. Do you think I’m picking up the phone and making one single phone call for Joe Biden’s bitch ass? l m a o. NOPE.
4 March 2020 : I am happy to keep you posted. Ill have more information March 16 by the latest.
4 March 2020 : Any and every weekend before April 28.
4 March 2020 : If you can make a Bernie journey, we would love to have you canvass with us in Maryland!! 😍😍
4 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uhmSFmluD7
4 March 2020 : Tryna change the info on my birth certificate.
3 March 2020 : But if we don’t like it, can we vote for the other Biden?
3 March 2020 : Lol when I think @emrata and @MillaJovovich I think poor. 🙄
3 March 2020 : Yes!!!! She's so amazing, I remember a long time ago my friend and I searched her Twitter to see if she was a Trump voter and found out she wasn't, but I didn't expect THIS.
3 March 2020 : I'll say this tweet was the best part https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1234631129040392193
3 March 2020 : Holy shit the greatest America’s Next Top Model contestant of ALL TIME is a Bernie bro? @alliharvard I love you. pic.twitter.com/zIt1CtiRwF
3 March 2020 : I need real socialism right now because I am 100% failing to do my actual job.
3 March 2020 : VIRGINIA: as long as you are IN LINE by 7, they HAVE TO LET YOU VOTE today. Please, please go after work and #VoteForBernie .
2 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/k7fAIKpKMX
2 March 2020 : I'm supposed to start canvassing Virginia metro stations in like an hour for DSA, but being drunk might make it more interesting!
2 March 2020 : how early is too early to start drinking tomorrow?
2 March 2020 : VIRGINIA your polls are open TOMORROW 6 am to 7 pm for #supertuesday2020 . If you are in line by 7 pm you WILL NOT be turned away. https://www.elections.virginia.gov/registration/election-voter-faq/ #DSAforBernie pic.twitter.com/3FX1wkPJxm
2 March 2020 : Can’t wait to see what financial assistance the business loving president offers small businesses like mine, since plenty of us will likely completely go under from coronavirus.
29 February 2020 : It’s not too late to go canvass for Bernie. https://events.berniesanders.com/ pic.twitter.com/ncS613iW3K
29 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/feU98IoCVR
29 February 2020 : Right. I have been taking adderall my whole life. I meant was this in reference to a large viral thing I missed.
29 February 2020 : What is this about? Because I’ve been filling with rage every time I see someone say just fill your meds early! I’d pay out of pocket for it idc.
29 February 2020 : Knock knock! pic.twitter.com/vY7rPFsOJ4
29 February 2020 : Hoes mad ‾\_(ツ)_/‾ pic.twitter.com/fGf9l5JTr1
29 February 2020 : "Play the try to win game!"
29 February 2020 : This exact hand washing method is what stopped the spread of Ebola.
29 February 2020 : Turn on the cold water and then just lay your hands gently on the bottom of the sink, palms down. Count to 3.
29 February 2020 : Truly alarmed by the number of news push notifications telling me how to wash my hands that I have gotten this week. What the fuck have y'all been doing, guys? I never want to hear someone make fun of me for having "indoor clothes" ever again.
29 February 2020 : Maybe you can ask them for a list of fellow comrades they're online bullying, so we can better form our third party, or kool aid die together.
28 February 2020 : why did you wait so long for this?
28 February 2020 : stab stab stab
28 February 2020 : 🔪🔪🔪 pic.twitter.com/zV1K4UQUa8
28 February 2020 : Fuck off!
28 February 2020 : Did you listen to today's The Daily? lmao.
27 February 2020 : Hahaha no it’s my ex boyfriends name who actually helped start the company. We’ll just say that Timmy is a way better name than tim.
27 February 2020 : I just felt a horrible rush of sadness for you AGAIN. 😫
27 February 2020 : I have all notifications off except for DMs and all tweets from these two assholes. For science. pic.twitter.com/wsIq0tZWhA
27 February 2020 : This is beautiful and happens to me all the time because I have a “tim@company” email for when I need to be a man.
27 February 2020 : Can’t imagine a better choice for science stuff. 🙄🙄🙄
27 February 2020 : Today I wore a Bernie shirt and used it to sign 7 people up for emails with opportunities to canvass and donate to Sanders.
26 February 2020 : https://theintercept.com/2020/02/17/mike-bloomberg-new-york-muslim-surveillance/
26 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/mnNqRhsZWk
26 February 2020 : I wonder what it feels like to be the first black police chief who got unjustly fired by the white mayor, Mayo Pete. #DemDebate
26 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/OBvuznI0Wf
26 February 2020 : That’s an understatement, my friend.
26 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/S7EyfexCM1
25 February 2020 : Based on the made up Bernie quotes they were tweeting and the perfectly not vandalizing vandalizations, I assume someone else already beat me to it.
25 February 2020 : This is just a reminder that I sent this cover letter in to the Bloomberg campaign as a joke, and then they CALLED ME MULTIPLE TIMES FOR AN INTERVIEW (and quoted the letter, so I know they read it). pic.twitter.com/8fP3aSbPfE
25 February 2020 : I love that he has started following me and this is now his hobby.
25 February 2020 : Imaging pretending to be dead for years and then being greeted with a lice house when you return.
25 February 2020 : I really like how it's "trump" but just stone.
25 February 2020 : Yaaaay! Soon you will be rich and voting for Bloomberg.
25 February 2020 : I‘ve been donating, fundraising, writing, & canvassing for over half my life. I have been tear gassed and zip tied, Ive lost work. Ive been threatened w rape & death. So fucking miss me with centrist “blue no matter who” bullshit on any call to action for Bernie Sanders I post.
25 February 2020 : Thanks for letting us know how much you hate women!
25 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/9qXrHRMogB
25 February 2020 : At Rangers games they do all the weird America stuff and then a couple rounds of Texas stuff featuring children, but these people never want to compare Texas to Cuba.
25 February 2020 : Yeah the entire first half is present day too which is....odd. If he meant for it to all be past tense he needed to wrap it up with something about wanting an America where that doesn’t happen. He sure is bad and human stuff.
25 February 2020 : Is the context he would have changed it in the past when he was in the closet or now? I honestly can’t tell.
25 February 2020 : Does anyone make a “Misandrists for Bernie Sanders” shirt, or is that too niche of a market? I will buy it immediately if anyone has one.
25 February 2020 : ty comrade
25 February 2020 : mostly bc they just can't let go and it's mind melting. but this poll is great. wait until we canvass the 120,000+ people in moco and pg who speak spanish with limited or no english proficiency. up and up.
25 February 2020 : I love the office lol
25 February 2020 : Well, it's like I always say: better to see Warren tweets than to be sucked into the k hive k hole.
25 February 2020 : uh, if he was a real person and not a sitcom character yeah. he'd be a total sack of shit.
25 February 2020 : is this your way of pitting the billionaires against each other?? https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1232081346094256128
25 February 2020 : Heeey, I just sent my mom's neighbor that one to sign up for (my mom lives in that zip code)! I wanted to go down to the rally but idk if that works out with canvassing on Saturday.
25 February 2020 : Are you going back to the same spot?
25 February 2020 : it's like when michael scott is doing a very bad uncomfortable thing and i have to look away, except pete sucks even more than michael scott.
25 February 2020 : i showed my mother my history of bernie broing mike bloomberg, and she suggested HE should have me on staff
25 February 2020 : it would have been perfection if it linked to her mug. pic.twitter.com/Txj67os5yU
25 February 2020 : https://twitter.com/ewarren/status/1232089626137055232
25 February 2020 : did you see what warren did?
25 February 2020 : good thing we got all those new bloomberg quotes so i have more material for tomorrow's debate
25 February 2020 : the kind of dedication i admire.
25 February 2020 : you horrify me. i was trying to make fun of zjarr for posting the same thing over and over again (who does that??) and i was like hmmm followers in common? a clown? seems unlikely. a silent forever scream. pic.twitter.com/voEeQFJIpT
25 February 2020 : @zjarryan lmao pic.twitter.com/IPNvC1mYe8
25 February 2020 : pls explain your new profile photo
25 February 2020 : Currently only matching on OKCupid with men who send me messages about Bernie Sanders, and only responding with "have you signed up to canvass in northern Virginia this weekend?"
25 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yA5DvIi6Hg
25 February 2020 : I think the most important thing to look for is more verses to the Ether remix from last week.
25 February 2020 : DENMAAAAAAHHHHHHK
25 February 2020 : This actual sack of shit could have given Flint (and other cities) clean water instead of funding his stupid fucking campaign. https://twitter.com/mike2020/status/1232004382436274178
25 February 2020 : Foreign interference in an election right here. I’m sure at least 10 centrists saw this and will now be voting for trump.
25 February 2020 : Sirs.
24 February 2020 : Thanks, El Bloombito.
24 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
24 February 2020 : Literally nothing, but I still want it.
24 February 2020 : Holy shit
24 February 2020 : Thank you for your insight on how relationships with subordinates work, RealGuy29827342398237428347.
23 February 2020 : Any time!!
23 February 2020 : A life.
23 February 2020 : Hi it’s your daily reminder to please get off Twitter and go knock on doors for Bernie Sanders. Let’s recreate the Nevada caucus results at every primary. pic.twitter.com/HGyx3A9UEF
23 February 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/qkW0ekc9bf
23 February 2020 : So glad to hear it!! Thanks so much for coming down. I can't canvass that neighborhood since it's directly next to the high school I went to. 😂
23 February 2020 : Hey, how was Alexandria/Rose Hill??
23 February 2020 : tho i guess this would be a better candidate for him anyway pic.twitter.com/xQHZR9oH4v
23 February 2020 : do you think bloomberg will pay to cure it
23 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/963YALjkK0
23 February 2020 : yeah but i call them the k hole bc reading their tweets makes me feel like this. pic.twitter.com/p2dEiOwbiw
23 February 2020 : DC, PG, and MoCo, get to Virginia. https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/1231321485052084226
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/1rP1bC90PP
22 February 2020 : Ah I forgot I turned off notifications from twitter. YES! Also I had to unfollow a lot of k hole people. I couldn’t take it anymore.
22 February 2020 : A totally normal twitter bio 😂 pic.twitter.com/4jiOYt8jZg
22 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
22 February 2020 : Better than Denmark.
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/sEOlxsBUDp
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/jV4fOudoTc
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/7NPrfWzQa5
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/wde1ex0mZt
22 February 2020 : If that’s the kind of feedback I can get in Fairfax County, you can find Bernie voters anywhere. So put down your phone and go knock on doors.
22 February 2020 : Canvassing for Bernie Sanders w @mdc_dsa in Alexandria today, I was told: “Bernie is for us. You have 3 votes here: me and both of my daughters.” “BERNIE! Were ALL voting for him. The whole family is canvassing tomorrow!” “Bernie has to win. He’s the one who can beat Trump.” pic.twitter.com/S46ueHgYai
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/HodMmzwrcs
22 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/98lnbBCDU6
22 February 2020 : Also no matter how bad you have to pee, don't use the bathroom at the Safeway across the street. Once I found 3 pairs of thongs in it.
22 February 2020 : No, Huntington metro with the DSA. But my dad lives directly across the street from that library (it's the one I grew up going to!) and that neighborhood is going to be great for you. Don't knock on my dad's door tho he's a republican 😂
22 February 2020 : i noticed that people with kids in their 20s and 30s were pretty pro bernie, even if their house was a billion dollars or whatever. i guess they've had like 5 years to wear their parents down at this point.
22 February 2020 : i'll be in alexandria tomorrow too, by huntington. it'll be easier for you if you're in alexandria city (esp 22304) vs fairfax county, but large swaths of ffx near route 1 are pretty much the bernie demographic.
22 February 2020 : who can i force feed burnt ketchup steaks to
22 February 2020 : but my personal "bernie story" or whatever is about breaking my ankle and it ruining my life, so m4a is pretty much all i know about in this world at this point.
22 February 2020 : for older people i've mostly talked to them about how restrictive medicare is in this area, and since a lot of them are retired federal employees they still have their government healthcare and immediately tell me how grateful they don't have to rely on medicare.
22 February 2020 : hey me too! where will you be? i'm from fairfax county (kingstowne-ish in alexandria) and i've knocked on doors ffx, and people are pretty cool about it, even if a lot of them like amy or pete.
22 February 2020 : i hate this
22 February 2020 : WHERE IS HUNTER HIDIN
22 February 2020 : What's your proven record with women like? pic.twitter.com/2EvUCWw3x7
22 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
21 February 2020 : Trump protects farmers like you protect babies. pic.twitter.com/vfy3Yyb2ko
21 February 2020 : “You can’t have this lifesaving thing because I worked hard for it for me” is so fucked. I never want to see another race based poll about Sanders that isn’t split by age. I don’t give a shit about dinosaurs of any color or gender.
21 February 2020 : How many times have I said that blood is on O’Malley’s hands for his policing policy in Baltimore?! It’s not sexist or racist. What the FUCK. Actual death and rape threats, fine. An actual point? Fuck you.
21 February 2020 : But the fucking audacity. The audacity to say that pointing out blood is on your hands if you mislead people and confuse them and make them think that their employer or union leader truly gives a shit about them so they don’t vote for m4a? Get. Fucking. Bent.
21 February 2020 : If Bernie fans are disproportionately doing that stuff online, it’s bc they’re young enough to Internet. Everyone hates women! It’s not unique!
21 February 2020 : Then on top of that I have people in my DMs telling me that my tweets to Bloomberg about his own sexual harassment lawsuits and racist quotes are bullying Bernie bro’s. What?! I’ve been MAILED death threats. I was threatened with rape ON FILM at a trump rally!
21 February 2020 : So it started to go downhill with the guy who voted for “joe or Amy somebody” or whatever. Was he a troll? Meth? Why did they put that in there??
21 February 2020 : Please tell me you’ve listened to today’s episode of the daily it’s making me melt and die and I need to talk about it.
21 February 2020 : Truly can’t imagine wanting to deny myself and millions of others free health insurance without in/out of network issues just because I pay union dues for a job that gives me better than average health insurance with fees and networks, as long as I am employed.
21 February 2020 : Everyday I read at least one chapter.
21 February 2020 : Touché
21 February 2020 : Stop concussing yourself and read seths book!
21 February 2020 : Have any of you jerks even read his book?
21 February 2020 : Saturday is with @mdc_dsa and Sunday is through the Bernie events thing. https://www.meetup.com/mdcdsa/events/268285340/
21 February 2020 : I will! They’ll be doing weekday stuff next week. I won’t be at the mall this weekend bc I’m canvassing off Duke Street Sunday and Huntington Saturday, which obviously I encourage you and everyone to come to!
21 February 2020 : Looking forward to March 4, when I can stop coming down to Virginia. Everyone go knock on doors this weekend. https://events.berniesanders.com/ #feelthebern #Bernie2020 pic.twitter.com/ORebZDDkFa
20 February 2020 : You really #gotitdone yesterday! pic.twitter.com/tnc4UJQIRz
20 February 2020 : Between yesterday and 30 days out, we have Vegas caucus, the 10th debate, South Carolina primary, Super Tuesday, two more large primary days, and the Univision debate. So uh. He might need to speed up.
20 February 2020 : Why does it sound like you’re threatening yourself
20 February 2020 : Hahahahaa not after that debate!
20 February 2020 : Who is a bully? pic.twitter.com/y63PIR0wB6
20 February 2020 : lol i was just making a joke, my man.
20 February 2020 : ugh look at these mean bernie bros talking things out.
20 February 2020 : He was irritated with Liz, too. pic.twitter.com/NvI6iLVm5B
20 February 2020 : Almost all of the candidates have a net worth of over a million dollars -- and Pete will too, when he is in his 70s. Sanders has money because he wrote a book and had a good government job for a long time, and for people in their 70s in 2020, that's pretty normal.
20 February 2020 : But you DID say this last night! pic.twitter.com/MqWuICQ6Ao
20 February 2020 : Two total losers! pic.twitter.com/2RoaH5uqCd
20 February 2020 : Shouldn’t you be harassing a female subordinate? pic.twitter.com/xf84Rhs9Rd
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : Sorry, I've donated to both Sanders and Warren -- who ALSO seems to not be so fond of billionaire mikey b.
20 February 2020 : How? I actively canvass and text bank for Bernie, and I donate to both him and Sanders (and formerly Castro). Please tell me how not wanting ANOTHER racist and sexist billionaire in the office is being in cahoots with a different racist and sexist billionaire?
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/DQ7CeT1faH
20 February 2020 : This campaign beats Trump? pic.twitter.com/9YgFOQQAVT
20 February 2020 : He's not great ☹️ But I think Warren did a really good job of showing that last night, so I'm looking forward to the next poll!
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : https://twitter.com/andipalmur/status/1230301765662318594?s=21 pic.twitter.com/ZOw1bLgUBQ
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/1HlDODZLHS
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/PMSEFauXsp
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : i've been a one woman smear campaign against him, but now i'm not alone. pic.twitter.com/o52Y0AJisn
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : Anyone? pic.twitter.com/avna1qizJK
20 February 2020 : Bloomberg doesn’t for me, but at this point I don’t think it matters.
20 February 2020 : Yes, I know. It’s certainly not clintons strong suit....or Bloomberg’s it turns out 😂
20 February 2020 : You need one of these shirts, then you’re committed even if you change your mind. pic.twitter.com/L29OHjWYDY
20 February 2020 : I would be happy with her as the nominee, though she’s not my first choice. I was disheartened to find primarily Pete and Klob fans canvassing last week, but hopefully this weekend is better. Warren had a great debate.
20 February 2020 : I think Liz has a better understanding of interpersonal communication and tailoring her words for her audience, which allows her to explain stuff to people — see: “the coal jobs are gone” never being fixed.
20 February 2020 : Do you think she’ll bring one of her mugs next week, and just sip out of it while Bloomberg digs his own grave? pic.twitter.com/RTFgZFMni8
20 February 2020 : I hope she’s next to him on Tuesday, too.
20 February 2020 : Floof
20 February 2020 : https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1230362035600416768?s=21
20 February 2020 : Lmao https://twitter.com/gregoryhardinii/status/1230341700763209728
20 February 2020 : You’re right, Eli. That even topped my previous fav Bloomberg line! pic.twitter.com/w1qIkJ1Rri
20 February 2020 : Oh, I’m actually not running!
20 February 2020 : True, there is MUCH better lighting there. Plus, what's worse than the last thing you see being a fucking TGIFridays?
20 February 2020 : Julián.
20 February 2020 : Yay Mike! Definitely kept his cool! #DemocraticDebate #Mike2020 pic.twitter.com/Z4cMQrn1sq
20 February 2020 : I'm literally a business owner, you sexist shitbag.
20 February 2020 : Exactly why I make the pictures!! I figure it's all most people will read. If only I had the money to print them out on flyers and hand them out on the street.
20 February 2020 : lmao robert craft
20 February 2020 : Thanks for doing such good stuff for so long, Mike. I definitely believe in you and your ability to beat Trump! #Mike2020 !! https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1230353421988958208
20 February 2020 : here are some of my favorite bloomberg lines! pic.twitter.com/CHvUwi9RbV
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/q1rShrOWDK
20 February 2020 : I see your brain isn't as broken as mine.
20 February 2020 : If you didn't watch the debate, you missed the closest thing to sports politics has been in the US in a hot minute...especially if you count a battle royale as sports lol
20 February 2020 : Oh shit, is the dem primary down to Trump and Mike now??? Guess I missed that!
20 February 2020 : This is untrue @kenklippenstein I have been bullying Mike for 48 hours and he's sent me $0 what the fuck. pic.twitter.com/63vGvgnwVl
20 February 2020 : Thanks for all your hard work, Mike! pic.twitter.com/QFK4VUtCMh
20 February 2020 : https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1226973723720396808
20 February 2020 : I actually just made it myself on canva during the debate. Source is here: https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/
20 February 2020 : He even let it slip up a little in the debate, when he said that maybe some women who have NDAs just didn't like his jokes. Y I K E S.
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/VcIGpbr3wc
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/hIIKGO33PZ
20 February 2020 : I might be a Bernie bro, but I will never forget Liz sells these. 💜 GET HIM, LIZ. https://shop.elizabethwarren.com/collections/drinkware/products/billionaire-tears-mug
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/J30bah5BsL
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/2FRYxbCKFv
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/itHBVBzPp3
20 February 2020 : I have never felt so happy to be in on the joke with an old man.
20 February 2020 : I can't believe my prediction was so off, and instead Mayo Pete was the one screaming "Denmark" on stage! #DemocraticDebate https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1230317344699899908
20 February 2020 : Yup. We need Steyer to use all his $$$ to run ads letting people know.
20 February 2020 : https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/ pic.twitter.com/Ebalst79tw
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/zAUoif94Dl
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/IzBeL4WnTY
20 February 2020 : he is seriously regretting qualifying!
20 February 2020 : I own a business and I would never pay minimum wage, because I'm not a shitty business owner.
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/yhuRWCUi4H
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/g3xr1eGJz6
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/kFzb5HrQzO
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0hgCNyPniL
20 February 2020 : What?
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/JqA2o9CILq
20 February 2020 : Thank you. I will likely be sharing this story a lot, and this is nice to hear. <3
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : You'd think, but my mentions are full of people who can't handle it!
20 February 2020 : I don't know, I think that #Mike2020 is a champion of minorities and women. Sometimes at the same time! Let's #AskBloomberg more questions, please! #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/yXdtMEM7Nu
20 February 2020 : As the owner of a successful small business, I think it's really noble that Mike Bloomberg lets his female workers have "big responsibilities"! Us little ladies, getting the BIG responsibilities! #DemDebate
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : Bloomberg is a really good candidate! #AskBloomberg some more questions, I love hearing him talk! #Mike2020 #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/YTiky3FK7H
20 February 2020 : have you seen what i've been doing?
20 February 2020 : It's okay that Bloomberg doesn't grab women by the pussy; all he does is advocate for flinging black kids against walls. #DemDebate pic.twitter.com/Rn4LTT3vM9
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : Bloomberg sounds like Jordan Peterson, just on a lot of Xanax. #DemDebate
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/eu73rzYeoM
20 February 2020 : Bernie is on stage screaming "DEEEEHHHHHNMAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHK!!!!" #DemDebate
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : Enjoy voting for the guy who doesn’t care about children and thinks “some black” is a way to talk about black people. That’s your boy. pic.twitter.com/itecZrYSkJ
20 February 2020 : You wanna stan this guy? Okay. You do you, boo. pic.twitter.com/iiEI7SAh1T
20 February 2020 : Can’t believe you Stan this guy, Irfan. You’re better than this. pic.twitter.com/Fm8rLM23ac
20 February 2020 : This your mans? Enjoy. pic.twitter.com/PEXauHkEPg
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : https://twitter.com/andipalmur/status/1230301765662318594?s=21
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/zv91fJAcSh
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/vjPc2cgBFg
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/MXXXxvEw4L
20 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/dxu4swJPhX
20 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/C7vIUkxlC8
20 February 2020 : I’m glad you want someone who doesn’t want to raise the minimum wage. Good job, Salley.
20 February 2020 : I’m glad you want someone who thinks throwing black teens against a wall@is good policing.
20 February 2020 : I’m glad you want someone who thinks if a computer could learn to suck dick it would be able to replace women in the workforce.
20 February 2020 : I’ve never voted for Trump. I’ve never been a republican.
19 February 2020 : We shall see tonight!
19 February 2020 : "I was going to vote for Bernie, but then some female on the internet pointed out that Bloomberg once said if a computer could suck a dick, there wouldn't be a need for women in the workplace anymore. So now I'm a full blue MAGA chud. Mike 2020!"
19 February 2020 : I was prepared to open this and be annoyed, so a nice surprise! Thank you.
19 February 2020 : The sole benefit of owning my own business is I have a lot of time to mess around on twitter and I can take off weekends, so I try to make use of it.
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : Yeah I’ve donated, text banked, and canvassed, Amy.
19 February 2020 : He’s a total sack of shit, but what does he have to do with the dem primary candidates?
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : You're a saint, Sandy. Truly.
19 February 2020 : It’s all over the papers pic.twitter.com/PH2Bj4z2an
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ripqjpPTkP
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/kYpr4NteJj
19 February 2020 : Hey thanks for that! What a useful tool.
19 February 2020 : Ah so this is ok since he didn’t grab her by the pussy while he said it? Imagine telling on yourself like this, Dan. Thanks for letting us know what your standard is for how women should be treated. pic.twitter.com/zr0Z6rhj4C
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/GXRSDYDzrY
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : Listen to what? I’m asking you a serious question.
19 February 2020 : Sounds like a good reason to not open the door for only billionaires to be president!
19 February 2020 : How many candidates have you canvassed, text banked, or phone banked for or donated to? Or is your entire schtick crying on Twitter that people are mean to billionaire Bloomberg, who said if a computer could suck dick there wouldnt a reason to have women in the workplace anymore?
19 February 2020 : Huh? I'm a Bernie Sanders supporter. Trump is a racist sack of shit. I own the domain abortmikepence dot com. I didn't realize that Trump and Bloomberg are the only politicians.
19 February 2020 : He has a really degrading way of speaking about anyone who isn’t a rich white man, and it’s reflected in his policies as mayor. pic.twitter.com/TtJ7Hpy3wq
19 February 2020 : Correct!
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : I'm not reaching. If you think what Bloomberg said okay, I wouldn't feel safe or comfortable with you in my workplace.
19 February 2020 : Right?? I think it's unsettling someone wouldn't define this as sexual harassment. The bar is so, so low for how women should be treated in the workplace.
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : You think your boss implying your job is to suck his dick isn't sexual harassment? Thanks for letting us know how much you don't like women!
19 February 2020 : Yeah, the "hang out" thing was almost as good as the one yesterday who told me she cares about "climate control"
19 February 2020 : I'm blocked, so thank you.
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/uDpuGWWprG
19 February 2020 : Yeah it’s really upsetting. I can’t imagine having to work for someone like this. pic.twitter.com/biooHsOfzs
19 February 2020 : Did the highlighter make you blind?
19 February 2020 : He suggested if a computer could suck dick, there would be no reason to have women in the office anymore.
19 February 2020 : He told a woman to find “some black” to watch her baby.
19 February 2020 : I purposefully only pee on a different floor of wework than the floor I work on, so guess I wouldn’t get hired 😂
19 February 2020 : Patricia why are you attacking me like this? Typical Bloomer.
19 February 2020 : Have you asked Univision and CNN to cancel their debates, just in case they decide to ask Mike about his sexist and racist past?
19 February 2020 : Ah yes, trump and Bloomberg — the two folks running in the Dem primary right now. Logical leap, Ron! pic.twitter.com/rMzsWhb9Kt
19 February 2020 : So some sexual harassment is okay, as long as you’re usually just telling women to kill their babies and find “some black” to take care of their infants? Thanks for letting us know you hate women, DJ!
19 February 2020 : Ah yes, Trump and Bloomberg, the two democratic candidates for president.
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/wyI3dh3Ti1
19 February 2020 : Yup! I broke my ankle last February and even though I have insurance, I spent my paltry life savings of $15k in about 6 weeks. I agree that healthcare is the most important thing, and that includes programs for people who (like me) don’t get paychecks when they can’t work.
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/diumI3INH9
19 February 2020 : But there is documented evidence that it’s happened. He’s on camera saying racist things. Im so glad your friends have had good experiences, because no one deserves sexual harassment — but they don’t speak for everyone.
19 February 2020 : I’m glad you like Bernie. I don’t know where you live, but I hope you have more people like me knocking on your door and promising to do the work, every weekend until November, and that it convinces you that we can do this.
19 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
19 February 2020 : “I was going to cast a meaningful vote but then someone on the internet pointed out a racist thing Mike Bloomberg said, so now I won’t.”
19 February 2020 : It’s not too often Chapo and Pod Save America say the same thing, but everyone seems to agree we don’t “like Mike.” So is it just clueless boomers, incredibly uninformed people, and sad temporarily embarrassed billionaires who stan Bloomberg?
19 February 2020 : I literally have brobot in my name, Donna. You knew who I was when you got here. pic.twitter.com/dJSV0woBI9
19 February 2020 : There is no ethical billionaire. Enjoy your corrupt party.
19 February 2020 : Ah yes the country of New York. I should definitely realize you don’t actually live there despite you....saying you do.
19 February 2020 : Who, sounds like you need some therapy there! Medicare for all will provide you with the health insurance you need for that.
19 February 2020 : 😢 pic.twitter.com/qgR37AJLr4
19 February 2020 : You say you’re a ceo, but you don’t even know that a lawsuit can have multiple plaintiffs? Guess they let anyone start a business these days!
19 February 2020 : You’ve had since about 1960 to learn about lawsuits with more than one plaintiff and yet you haven’t, so I can’t help you.
19 February 2020 : Do you have good health insurance?
19 February 2020 : Oh so you’re moving the goalposts from his record to voter turnout? Okie doke.
19 February 2020 : Was your favorite part when he told the cops it was cool to throw young black kids against walls, or did you like how he is against raising the minimum wage even more?
19 February 2020 : Like glob. Klob glob!
19 February 2020 : Right? Why bother knitting all those pussy hats if it was just gonna come to this?
19 February 2020 : why would you bring this onto my timeline matt?? you're the media i trust.
19 February 2020 : I'm blue no matter who except Bloomberg.
19 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Z19WNRX77A
19 February 2020 : but what about all the progress made in insulin bc of the free maaaaarket?? 🤮
19 February 2020 : But at least I'm not a low key racist! pic.twitter.com/sYyLhlqh3p
19 February 2020 : Kaitlin, his record his utter trash. I'm concerned you might be a Republican if you think it's good. He makes Mayor Pete look like a democratic socialist. Or do you also not want to raise the minimum wage?
19 February 2020 : weird emoji choice there, laura who is definitely a real person. pic.twitter.com/okfVq91bp5
19 February 2020 : God, and smells too. Even more so for me.
19 February 2020 : lmao @capitalistghoul i see u r still larping that you're jewish. are you still making jewish friends and lying to them that your family was killed in the holocaust? pic.twitter.com/UjcAa2vhtD
19 February 2020 : You literally responded to me responding to a Bloomberg twitter account that Bloomberg has lawsuits. Face it, Cathy. You’re using me as an excuse to vote for a racist sexist shithead. Enjoy.
19 February 2020 : I'm responding to you and your incredibly bad take that you'd rather let people die than vote for Bernie because....*checks notes* I responded to a Twitter account run by the Bloomberg campaign saying he has lawsuits against him. Check out the big brain on Cait!
19 February 2020 : this guy is my favorite so far. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1229761783860203521
19 February 2020 : Oh, you know I do! They're so mad!!
19 February 2020 : Should we be nice to Allie? It sounds like she's watching me everyday! Maybe she's a big fan of my work!
19 February 2020 : Oh I guess if Amy's 3 friends don't get told to find "some black" to watch their baby, everything is swell.
19 February 2020 : People are literally dying because they don’t have healthcare, but thanks for your input, Cassie.
19 February 2020 : Based on this incredibly rude statement, I will be voting for Trump 2020. Shame on you, Patricia. pic.twitter.com/6hDWuy5o7w
18 February 2020 : The public is calling on Bernard to denounce me! pic.twitter.com/nkPqfFOZtl
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : I just found out this exists!! I LOVE this story so I definitely will be watching it.
18 February 2020 : ...you’re the one that made the typo, you absolute idiot. Lmao.
18 February 2020 : Agreed. - a business owner
18 February 2020 : Lol you seem real concerned, Genny. pic.twitter.com/qhlVoky9k7
18 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/TOhWTRDukY
18 February 2020 : Because you deleted your original tweet. I didn’t realize at the time you were going to correct your typo and retweet it.
18 February 2020 : Lol @jeffragusa was a real staunch supporter of feminism until someone was mean to him on the internet. pic.twitter.com/Sg6MjY4frQ
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : It’s like when your car keeps the interior at 68 even if you drive through a Texas summer or a Minnesota winter.
18 February 2020 : I would rip out my own eyeballs without painkillers before I’d vote for this sexist racist oligarch. Hopefully you’re doing your part to make sure anyone but Bloomberg is the nominee! Donate, phone bank, canvass.
18 February 2020 : I won’t be voting for Bloomberg, but thanks for doing your part with hashtag resistance by calling Trump tRump.
18 February 2020 : Not a block, but definitely a jackass and maybe a liar lmao pic.twitter.com/9CuMDLAx6l
18 February 2020 : Surprising lack of reading comprehension coming from a Bloomberg voter.
18 February 2020 : Just because you were once progressive 50 years ago doesn’t mean you are with the times of today.
18 February 2020 : I’ve been tweeting “you have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits from 64 women” in response to every Bloomberg tweet, and these kinds of people are ALL OVER me. It is INSANE.
18 February 2020 : Bloomberg: “I think income inequality is a very big problem. But the bigger problem is, you can take money from the rich and move it over to the poor." God: "Those who give to the poor will lack nothing, but those who close their eyes to them receive many curses." 🤔🤔
18 February 2020 : So would you say you were racist first and then drawn to Bloomberg, or did his ideas about throwing black teens against the wall just really stir up something new within you?
18 February 2020 : Do you hate black people in general, or is it just coincidence you’re pretending the only dem candidate is the most racist one?
18 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/8ZuMIJXTPS
18 February 2020 : I’m sure the NY Times will find the one voter that works with and give them a 3 page interview.
18 February 2020 : Joanne I didn’t even do anything to you. pic.twitter.com/ji7gnbZeAR
18 February 2020 : @joanneintexas @MikeBloomberg Mike Bloomberg has 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against him from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Given all the candidates without this record, imagine telling on yourself like this. Thanks for letting us know you hate women!
18 February 2020 : “I’d vote for a potato if it wasn’t trump! Tehehe! Blue no matter who! I have no idea what’s going on!”
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Upset I called your fav POTUS candidate a racist/classist/sexist shithead & it really hurt your little feelings? Tough. -28.5 mil in US are uninsured -Leading cause of death of pregnant women in US is homicide -137 mil in US have struggle w medical debt -13 mil in US have 2+ jobs
18 February 2020 : anyway can't wait to hear the rest of your thoughts on what's an acceptable amount of humiliation and degradation to inflict on the women working beneath you. You seem super qualified. pic.twitter.com/DVPUwdSHJE
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : lmao I absolutely did not. But I'm glad that you think not touching women is the standard of being a good guy. You're probably also a fucking a creep and harasser, just like your pal Mike. pic.twitter.com/rFl9RIiKd5
18 February 2020 : At some point I'm going to need a side account that's a bot doing this for me!
18 February 2020 : Ah, so as long as you don't grab women by the pussy, it's okay if you are a sexist, racist sack of shit. Good moral code there, Mark!
18 February 2020 : ☹️ pic.twitter.com/vnAWFD5rD5
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Wait until you hear about the Socialist Rifle Association, kid!
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Imagine telling on yourself like this! Thanks for letting us all know how much you hate women.
18 February 2020 : I'm sorry you actually hate women. Bye!
18 February 2020 : Yup that’s totally exactly the same. Sure, Frank.
18 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/0Owi3LwQWM
18 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/hIGMKJqKq3
18 February 2020 : Sorry, Edna. pic.twitter.com/CtkPQQx09C
18 February 2020 : 🤷🏼‍♀️ Was it something I said? pic.twitter.com/5uTFg3pmBi
18 February 2020 : Wow, you sound like a sexist sack of shit! Bye!
18 February 2020 : Sad that people are as truly clueless as you are, but I’m happy to help. Here’s a link to an article from 3 days ago, and an image of a 2001 article. https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/2020/politics/michael-bloomberg-women/ pic.twitter.com/LSD3jmRtpi
18 February 2020 : Am I suggesting a sexual predator shouldn’t be president? Yes. Sorry you hate women. Bye!
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : k hole.
18 February 2020 : The list was people who voted in the dem primaries last time, and they weren’t on anyone’s list. So fingers crossed they aren’t really into politics? It was in Virginia, though, and everyone I talked to (minus a Bernie family) was okay with Mike. 🤢
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Imagine a cop stanning for Bloomberg! Oh wait totally normal and reasonable lmao
18 February 2020 : Look at this chud. https://twitter.com/sdalknloianols/status/1229767931841712130?s=21
18 February 2020 : Is this the number to text when your cop husband is beating you, or is it the number the cops should text when their wives fight back? pic.twitter.com/jdHcA6ADaG
18 February 2020 : Truly great stuff in my mentions rn
18 February 2020 : “If I was ignorant of something, that obviously means it never happened!” https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1229763819431317509
18 February 2020 : Imagine telling on yourself not giving a shit about women in 2001 like this pic.twitter.com/YirxczUfp0
18 February 2020 : lmao pic.twitter.com/wgHSEeb6BP
18 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
18 February 2020 : Ah yes, Bloomberg and Trump, the two options.
17 February 2020 : How embarrassing that both of your heads are so far up Mike's ass that you can't even read the lawsuit! He's codefendant. pic.twitter.com/Ta2fGbFuYT
17 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
17 February 2020 : Actually, working class women are exactly who he was sexually harassing and discriminating against! I'm sure you'll be a real richie rich one day, though, Annie....just keep defending your pal Mike long enough!
17 February 2020 : Actually, Buck, he's listed right there on the lawsuit. C'mon, Chuck! #ReadingMatters pic.twitter.com/A117BDIY6y
17 February 2020 : I'm sorry you're embarrassed you don't even know the stuff Washington Post released as a push notification. I'm sure if you try reading you could learn more -- alternatively, continue to shove your head further and further up a sexual predator billionaire's asshole. Bye, Ben!
17 February 2020 : I'm sure you did, Beth238947283478293749823749274982379.
17 February 2020 : Here come the sad little men who, for some reason, feel connected to a serial sexual harasser!
17 February 2020 : Actually, Bill, Michael Bloomberg himself is listed as the codefendant. Good job being informed, though! pic.twitter.com/hOD8I62MlQ
17 February 2020 : Exactly. Bernie thinks we should all get the basic comforts of life. Bloomberg thinks poor people need guidance because they're less than. It's not a hard competition to me, at all. And I know which one I never want to be associated with.
17 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
17 February 2020 : Oh, so you're just a crying keyboard activist with your head up a sexual predator billionaire's ass. I'm a socialist. My part is the DSA. I have donated and canvassed. You're the problem, buddy. Goodbye.
17 February 2020 : It's not the time to get off your ass? Well, Dean, you can spend all your time defending a sexual predator on Twitter, but I actually put my money and time where my tweets are. You're the problem, Dean. Goodbye.
17 February 2020 : How many candidates have you canvassed for? Donated to? Phone banked for? Text banked for?
17 February 2020 : Or just go canvass and campaign for literally any other candidate. If you want to start fawning over a sexual predator before Super Tuesday, that's on you, bud.
17 February 2020 : Absolutely not. Blue no matter who doesn't include piece of shit oligarchs.
17 February 2020 : I don’t need a microscope to see 64 women, because I’m not a sexist prick.
17 February 2020 : Must just find it relatable.
17 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
17 February 2020 : I’m glad you’re okay with supporting a sexual harasser and predator, Dean.
17 February 2020 : Are you also busy sexually harassing women? Sorry you’re a sick fuck.
17 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
17 February 2020 : You have 40 sexual harassment and discrimination lawsuits against you from 64 women.
17 February 2020 : First of all, you're dumb.
17 February 2020 : And they say he isn’t a man of the people!
16 February 2020 : I regret to inform you all I saw a Bloomberg sign while canvassing for Bernie yesterday.
16 February 2020 : So fast!!
16 February 2020 : Thank you, Mayor Pete. https://twitter.com/julianfeeld/status/1229082186780774405
16 February 2020 : I love all of this, but especially because I can't think of anything more on brand for Mayo Pete's campaign than to cry that white people are the ones being discriminated against!
16 February 2020 : Yup! He create a “reckless playground” for male execs to target young females for sex. https://nypost.com/2019/12/16/bloomberg-defends-treatment-of-women-at-media-empire-despite-multiple-lawsuits/
15 February 2020 : Today while canvassing for Bernie with @mdc_dsa I had a 20 minute conversation with a lady who told me “I’ve been wondering why a bunch of young people like you love an old grumpy man so much, so it’s good to talk to one of you.” pic.twitter.com/GEHqeGDyv9
15 February 2020 : wait stop i also went on a first date tonight. twins!
14 February 2020 : “You like that, homie?” Ty @E1podcast https://twitter.com/ccisntfunny/status/1228140760777842689
14 February 2020 : I have decided to dedicate the next few months of my life to campaigning AGAINST him.
14 February 2020 : That's the best I can tell. I've been told abortion is safer under Bloomberg....but I suspect it's either a) a lack of knowledge or b) a bunch of white men telling everyone else what's best for them.
14 February 2020 : I can't stop asking people this. The best I've gotten, besides "not Trump," is that they think he would appoint better SCOTUS judges.
14 February 2020 : Please add this to your national marketing materials, @dcstatehood51 .
14 February 2020 : Imagine using your credit card to pay for chemo, and then thinking that bootstraps are the answer. https://twitter.com/AITA_reddit/status/1228293908859322368
14 February 2020 : Does "blue no matter who" include a Republican like Bloomberg?
14 February 2020 : Lol I hope your kid starts canvassing instead.
14 February 2020 : Capitalism is based on the principle that the best companies will retain the best workers by paying them the best rates -- yet once again I, a socialist, am losing a potential client because another agency is going to charge them less than I pay my staff. Know your worth.
13 February 2020 : That's how I felt when I saw Joe had said it!!
13 February 2020 : One billion weird fanfics just came to a sad end. https://twitter.com/TomSteyer/status/1228007160195383296
12 February 2020 : Really glad to learn I’m not the only person who is all consumed by Tom Steyer’s love of Bernie Sanders, @WorstYearPod .
12 February 2020 : I mean, Wolf certainly sounds like he wishes he could drop out of this conversation. Might not be a hard fight.
12 February 2020 : DEEEEEENMAAAAAAHHHHHHK
12 February 2020 : Virgil, go meet Chris Matthews in Central Park.
12 February 2020 : And then even the phone clapped.
11 February 2020 : why did twitter recommend these tweets to me.
11 February 2020 : This is the worst tweet I have ever read 🤮
11 February 2020 : You and these puns I swear to god.
11 February 2020 : Breaking an ankle shouldnt be the first step on a path to homelessness or suicide, & yet for me it almost was - even w insurance. A vote for Bernie Sanders is a vote for #Medicare4All and basic social safety net programs that we all deserve. #NotMeUs #BernieForNH #NHprimary2020 pic.twitter.com/JTnnMSsitd
11 February 2020 : One night I just couldn't take it anymore. I started writing suicide letters: 1 for my family, and 1 for my friend who had done the most to help me out. I planned to use my painkillers. But that same friend was staying w me that night, and I thought, "Better wait. Another night."
11 February 2020 : I had no idea what I was going to do. I couldn't do my job anymore, and the only social program I qualified for was EBT -- and in DC, you can't use food stamps on grocery delivery. #NewHampshirePrimary
11 February 2020 : Today is both New Hampshire primary day, and the one year anniversary of my severe tib fib fracture. Despite having health insurance, I blew through nearly $15,000 in a month in and a half. I obsessively did the math on what I had spent and would spend. #NHprimary2020
11 February 2020 : Exactly 1 year ago I broke my ankle. Even though I have health insurance, in 6 weeks I had blown through my $15k savings and was writing my suicide letter. New Hampshire primary voters: a vote for Bernie Sanders supports Medicare for All & social safety net programs we deserve.
11 February 2020 : Hmmm no I think I need $500,000. Disagree!
11 February 2020 : You’re the one who is supposed to know all about this! You tell me!
11 February 2020 : I need to get pregnant IMMEDIATELY. https://twitter.com/RobynElyse/status/1226955639508869120
10 February 2020 : smh. Can’t believe they’re gatekeeping Qanon nowadays.
10 February 2020 : I came here to say this 😂
10 February 2020 : I feel like I could never go on a date again and still do a 3 hour stand up routine on existing material.
10 February 2020 : Since I'm going to be single forever, I might as well use my Bumble profile to encourage people to vote for Bernie Sanders. pic.twitter.com/sC0DOF01HE
10 February 2020 : 😂😂😂😂😂😂
10 February 2020 : R u going to have 97 fans come after me o no
10 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/LD24rAxze1
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10 February 2020 : I am a Bernie supporters.
10 February 2020 : you didnt even put the period in front of my name. how old are you? 80? why are you so bad at twitter?
10 February 2020 : nah you're the one who looks stupid as fuck. good job getting the joke on the 'woof woof' and....literally never saying it. guess you LOVE socialism!!! glad to have you, comrade. pic.twitter.com/vfbrSh18T8
10 February 2020 : If I had $1 for every time your dumbass said the "woof woof" to bark out socialism that you promised, I'd be broke as fuck and still voting for Bernie.
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : WOOF WOOF
10 February 2020 : well i'm not as big of a lunatic as YOU!
10 February 2020 : i'm delaying surgery to run a ten miler who am i now
10 February 2020 : literally the only reason i even know who you are
9 February 2020 : This is just so fucking unhinged i can’t even think of a joke.
9 February 2020 : wait is this not a joke tweet?
8 February 2020 : “It’s a tragedy if someone decides they don’t want to have a child”? Hey Yang, it’s okay to not want kids. I shouldn’t be hearing a dem candidate saying the same thing me that men on dates tell me. Go fuck yourself, or maybe push a watermelon out of your dick hole. https://twitter.com/andrewsolender/status/1226150001690189825
8 February 2020 : Oh so you think I shouldn’t illegally vote for Steyer in 4 Super Tuesday states, then? Damn. There go my plans.
8 February 2020 : Sonos is great.
8 February 2020 : @TomSteyer where do you stand on this? i am willing to pledge at least 4 votes to bernie from various states, and will do the same for you if you share this plan for the future.
8 February 2020 : Fucking hero
8 February 2020 : ok but did you stand in front of a caucus site in iowa and scare off elderly biden supporters?
8 February 2020 : Bernie is truly FOR the people. I had $15,000 in the bank one day, and 6 weeks later I was considering killing myself due to financial devastation from breaking my ankle. Medicare for all is the only option. Outlaw private insurance. #DemDebate #BernieIsMyPresident
8 February 2020 : Someone else sitting down told us he was a supporter of Bernie, too. It's DC. It's not weird or abnormal to care about politics, and yet the unity I get wearing or carrying Bernie stuff is like when I'd see another Orioles fan in Texas or LA.
8 February 2020 : I laughed and told him, "well, I'm not old, but a year ago I fell and broke my ankle, and even with insurance it financially ruined me. Five digits in cash, gone in a month." #BernieIsMyPresident
8 February 2020 : I was on the metro Tuesday, wearing a @BernieSanders shirt. A guy standing next to me saw and said, "I like Bernie! Health insurance is the most important thing. Medicare for all matters. You know, you get old, and that can bankrupt you."
8 February 2020 : Give Amy like 20 minutes alone with him.
8 February 2020 : It's really fucking surreal to see Tom Steyer (?????) get that, but not Joe Biden.
8 February 2020 : Honestly I was at a Jacob Wohl presser and they said that they got “one black and one white man” and he just reminded me of that. Not a good look!!
8 February 2020 : "come with me, joe." pic.twitter.com/twG1WiJoZu
8 February 2020 : "MORE BLACKS." - Joe Biden #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. END RACIST AND CLASSIST CASH BAIL. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : Oh fucking SHIT this revelation coming from Tom Steyer about Joe Biden's campaign staffer being racist towards his is INCREDIBLE. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : It is really weird that Pete is saying what activists said to him about racial discrimination in drugs arrests as an answer to a question about why his city arrested more black people than white. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : BRADY BATHROOM BILL 2020 #demdebate
8 February 2020 : Tom Steyer is officially running for Bernie Sanders's hype man of the year. Tom, glad to have you as a fellow brother of Bernard. #demdebate
8 February 2020 : Steyer is winning hype man of the year for Bernard.
8 February 2020 : Here is a picture of sadness and desperation that you are missing by not watching debates pic.twitter.com/CWGWAMwuvB
8 February 2020 : well wait i said high school graduation speech SO ACTUALLY there might be two of us with very similar thoughts.
8 February 2020 : Yes!!! It's happening AGAIN too!!
8 February 2020 : Don’t worry, Amy is going to literally murder him live on tv
8 February 2020 : New drinking game: every time someone says "I like Bernie" do a shot. JK you will die before the debate is over. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : Bernie, Steyer, and Yang have so much passion talking about the American people. Pete sounds like he's leading a commencement speech for 8th graders. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : Gig work is a great reason to OUTLAW EMPLOYER SPONSORED HEALTHCARE, you rat fuck. #PetesBillionaires #DemDebate #Medicare4All
8 February 2020 : Shout out to Amy Klobuchar for calling out Pete for grifting progressives by pretending to be one when he launched his campaign store. #PetesBillionaires
8 February 2020 : Did Joe Biden just cite all of his Bernie quotes? Bernie bros got him scared. #DemDebate
8 February 2020 : I think that Bernie's healthcare plan can bring people together, because it can keep us alive. Medicare for all "who want it" doesn't help the problems surrounding access to doctors. #DemDebate
7 February 2020 : the center: also racist, but like the chill and low key kind so it’s okay, right?
7 February 2020 : Get fucked, O’Malley. https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_8352192 https://twitter.com/MartinOMalley/status/1225707489385017344
7 February 2020 : You polled at 1% among us voters in Maryland. You were campaigning for a VP spot, dumbass. https://twitter.com/martinomalley/status/1225707489385017344
7 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/YRKmZY5DbN
7 February 2020 : Do you think they’ll ask him how he feels about winning the popular vote but losing in the media? pic.twitter.com/fq4L2zczdt
7 February 2020 : It would only be better if this was actually what had happened: both articles in one weekend. pic.twitter.com/WRxy2Xg5TQ
7 February 2020 : The cool thing about neighborhood Facebook groups is that they have saved me from wasting my time trying to get to know any of my asshole neighbors.
7 February 2020 : Maybe it's because I dropped out of college and I'm too stupid to buy an Italian sub, but David Brooks seems confused. Also did he just take his profile image from 2015, change the background color, and call it a new picture, or does he own one outfit and one facial expression? pic.twitter.com/scTHZvYLzX
7 February 2020 : If they couldn’t make you crazy with the Q wreaths, I guess this was an okay second option. At least it’s not limited to one season!
7 February 2020 : Oh were you one of the Bernie bro’s scaring elderly Biden voters away from caucuses?
7 February 2020 : If you ain’t first second or third, you’re last. pic.twitter.com/l8ZnIB52iG
7 February 2020 : Not only will I not let you end your suffering, I will intensify it. pic.twitter.com/W9VPpsoXiy
7 February 2020 : If I’m having a soda you know I am Very Hungover. It happens maybe once a year. Otherwise I don’t see the appeal.
7 February 2020 : Thank god for this woman and her twitter poll. How is possible no one has ever thought to run a poll before? Are there any institutions we can let know about this idea? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/U4e4S45XsZ
7 February 2020 : lmao but also yeah same. https://twitter.com/katewillett/status/1225549777045196800
7 February 2020 : Can’t wait to see how they update it after hes president.
7 February 2020 : I think what I'm most shocked by are the 7 digit phone numbers listed. I am vaguely aware at some point in my life I didn't have to dial 703/202/301/571, but that ended like a decade before this book came out!!
6 February 2020 : Bernie won.
6 February 2020 : Bernie won. pic.twitter.com/V6FoVHontF
6 February 2020 : Lol @DailyZeitgeist y’all called it
6 February 2020 : It is 6 am and I cannot buy a Chipotle burrito, so I am starving and life is pointless.
6 February 2020 : Well are you ok
6 February 2020 : Oh. pic.twitter.com/G3QIOQFUWx
6 February 2020 : I was talking about you earlier tho
6 February 2020 : Tomorrow?! I’m out at a bar now 😫
6 February 2020 : HI STEPHEN!
5 February 2020 : Glad I didn’t bother with an unlimited #wmata pass this month since B/S/O is broken, AGAIN.
5 February 2020 : MANIFEST DESTINY BITCHEEEEEEEEEES #SOTU2020
5 February 2020 : lmao did this motherfucker just say "stankuary cities" #SOTU2020
5 February 2020 : MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT MEDICARE FOR ALL IS A HUMAN RIGHT #SOTU2020
5 February 2020 : Jack I heard you were not present at the Capitol when you lied and said you were -- insiders tell me you've been photoshopping Adam Schiff's head onto gay porn for years!
4 February 2020 : Fuck off, Susan. https://twitter.com/grace_segers/status/1224803887531679744
4 February 2020 : "Everyone but Bernie Sanders is a fucking asshole" is not the hot take I expected CNN to have today about the Iowa Caucus, but here we are.
4 February 2020 : The more people that engage with your tweets, the more likely it appears in your followers timelines!
4 February 2020 : Just trying to increase your engagements I see
4 February 2020 : So just hat trick every time we have something to tell you
4 February 2020 : FUCKING BEAUTIFUL https://twitter.com/virgiltexas/status/1224516336606466049
4 February 2020 : Those are Biden votes.
3 February 2020 : Just realized I can walk to this. Is there some sort of meetup for DC @DailyZeitgeist fans who can’t convince their friends to listen to anymore podcasts, but don't want to sit totally alone? https://twitter.com/unionstage/status/1224341790913896449
3 February 2020 : the only football man i care about. https://twitter.com/J_ManPrime21/status/1224359288816066560
3 February 2020 : What. Guess I have a new account I need to follow.
3 February 2020 : Who else can we trust in these trying times.
3 February 2020 : Breaking news. https://twitter.com/saddamshaikh1/status/1224059815456055296
3 February 2020 : Ty for my new cover photo
3 February 2020 : All week people have been asking me who I’m rooting for in the . They got mad when I said I didn’t know who was playing, so I started telling them I’m rooting for Junior Seau and Dave Duerson. They didn’t get less mad lol.
2 February 2020 : I just went from “Bernie supporter but still blue no matter who” to “Bernie or bust.” Most relatable stance a politician has ever had. pic.twitter.com/xyJyx7OmTt
2 February 2020 : I’ve been delaying finishing it buuuut 🙁
2 February 2020 : Things I could do: clean my house, do some laundry, go out. Things I am doing: drinking wine and eating raw cake batter from a bowl in bed while wearing emoji pants and watching The Good Place. pic.twitter.com/apjqVlVFlI
1 February 2020 : I had to listen to it twice because I kept zoning out, but I was worried if I listened 3 times I would go into Jewish neighborhoods and tell them it’s ok to take Benadryl and then take a bath with the whole town.
1 February 2020 : A sequel to the @E1podcast Joe Biden ep that’s just them giving tips to save voters marriages.
1 February 2020 : “Listen here, fat, do some push ups.” - actual body fascist Joe Biden
1 February 2020 : Thanks for sharing your unique insight, enlightened white man. pic.twitter.com/H4i7T6lyUR
1 February 2020 : i wouldn't even know this hashtag existed without the fascism, so thank god for it i guess
1 February 2020 : yeah good ok pic.twitter.com/hGtCWVhOrU
1 February 2020 : Twice today I have been almost hit by cars while in a crosswalk, and both times the driver got mad at me. It’s not that hard to not murder pedestrians, guys. Come on.
31 January 2020 : Is it just a coincidence that Big Q Money sounds like Big Jew Money? 🤔🤔
31 January 2020 : paid big time? lol drinks are on you february 8, i guess.
31 January 2020 : Keep the horses out of the hospitals!
31 January 2020 : Lol bye https://twitter.com/JuliaManch/status/1223228365492178944
31 January 2020 : Literally took all of my strength to not throw my banana into the open window of the car whose driver felt compelled to compare me eating breakfast to sucking dick. Lesson learned. Carry two bananas next time: one good for eating, one rotten for throwing.
31 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/VcSy6n2y4g
31 January 2020 : Yeah! But from them I some reason expect better logical consistency. I expect no such thing from corn check republicans.
31 January 2020 : Oh I thought this person I don’t know was an annoying democrat. I see now. Boring.
31 January 2020 : I don’t even get it. Am I rich because I have an iPhone?
30 January 2020 : Lol good to see @TheDailyShow is still at it. pic.twitter.com/N2kyFTkhf9
30 January 2020 : Better than the “Jews control the weather” councilman, at least!
30 January 2020 : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1222849174393315329
30 January 2020 : Well except this part. 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🐢🐢🐢 pic.twitter.com/NDH2WPHihc
30 January 2020 : Billy Wayne Davis talking about Qanon and bleach (again!) on Daily Zeitgeist is just a mash up of all my favorites.
30 January 2020 : I wandered around the Capitol and nothing. You were right. 1599 or bust.
29 January 2020 : stop being horny on main.
29 January 2020 : are you going to lead us in the pledge of allegiance again? where am i even supposed to go tomorrow? help jack i'm confused.
29 January 2020 : are you going or what??
29 January 2020 : will there be donuts this time?
28 January 2020 : Trump would say the Kaiser is too far left.
28 January 2020 : Like nuking a hurricane, fucking genius you two
27 January 2020 : 2.5x the time of an Uber, and same price!
27 January 2020 : I went! They don't have them at 1020. You gotta wait until like 11. I'm so sad.
27 January 2020 : Hello @McDonalds why isn't 1030 burger time? pic.twitter.com/4bGHmX8Z3s
27 January 2020 : I’m too hungover for this commute pic.twitter.com/ozALFUBKOS
27 January 2020 : I thought America was supposed to be the best country on earth, but it's 10:20am and I can't buy a cheeseburger or a rotisserie chicken ANYWHERE. Disgusting.
27 January 2020 : Rather bored, think I’ll pop out a kid today!
27 January 2020 : Though at least one guy on the site said "I doubt I'll change my mind in the future about having kids, but there's the slightest possibility, if I have nothing else to do." Like ????
27 January 2020 : Don't want.
27 January 2020 : Over the weekend I signed up for a childfree dating site, and now I can confidently say I'm just going to die alone.
27 January 2020 : Kobe Bryant #wmata bus this morning. pic.twitter.com/eh25LDCWsU
27 January 2020 : Good god. https://twitter.com/davidklion/status/1221681796628275200
25 January 2020 : Beautiful.
25 January 2020 : bretbug
25 January 2020 : 100% yes
25 January 2020 : It’s from Hinge, a dating app. He only messaged me to bitch about Warren!
25 January 2020 : Im voting for Bernie, but Im still incredibly disappointed w the campaigns decision to acknowledge the Joe Rogan statement. Thanks for letting me know where the campaign stands with women v. a sack of shit misogynist. Guess that’s not good enough for negging ass Kyle over here. pic.twitter.com/JWtuKLhsCZ
25 January 2020 : Does this also apply to presidents.
25 January 2020 : No.
24 January 2020 : I’ve been saying for years that the best form of gun control would be confiscating all guns from any man who beats his girlfriend, wife, escort, FWB, etc, or any child in his care. Feeling very smug hearing @IwriteOK say something similar.
24 January 2020 : I didn’t but others in my family said mee maw.
23 January 2020 : @DavidKlion ugh David why would you even suggest we are going to see things stranger than this.
23 January 2020 : Justin Amash isn't changing his political outlook, and this is who he is. As a side note -- fuck everyone who voted to kill net neutrality. pic.twitter.com/qubsY5dWOe
23 January 2020 : I would like to remind everyone that regardless of his stance on Trump, Justin Amash still sucks. https://youtu.be/cAQeIXL0xs4 pic.twitter.com/xjUREe05Un
23 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/4ilCbKieAP
23 January 2020 : ❄️❄️❄️
23 January 2020 : ugh i hate spirit airlines
22 January 2020 : Who is keeping your mother company, @StefanMolyneux ? How about your wife’s mom? If women need kids to keep them company, but all kids should defoo....what’s the point? Big galaxy brain energy from this guy, as usual. pic.twitter.com/2ldcPuUL4m
22 January 2020 : CORNCOB MAN WILL I SEE YOU NEXT WEEK?! JACOB WOHL WILL YOU DEADLIFT THINGS?! CAN'T WAIT. pic.twitter.com/UujWF9wS1A
22 January 2020 : When I see someone move suddenly and stumble at night, I like to yell out "RAT OR DRUNK?!"
22 January 2020 : Truly will never understand the point of the Ring Neighborhood app. I know every single time one of my neighbors hears gunshots or gets a packaged stolen, but never important shit like this. I don't care about your Amazon deliveries!! https://www.popville.com/2020/01/arrest-made-in-an-assault-with-intent-to-commit-first-degree-sexual-abuse-near-eastern-market-metro/
22 January 2020 : what. why. why have you posted this accurate depiction of my normal walk home i feel attacked.
21 January 2020 : I assume Ken and I will be getting married. Bernie and Warren will both be invited. pic.twitter.com/mNDKX9qyXq
21 January 2020 : Justin go on Chapo. https://twitter.com/j_manprime21/status/1219294761854500865
21 January 2020 : shitty. or shitting.
21 January 2020 : @QanonAnonymous if the mechanics of the guillotine are as shitting as this etching, i'm not too worried. https://t.co/FIxRdDIzdM
21 January 2020 : "You work so much! You must make so much money!" they tell me, flaunting their steady paychecks and employer sponsored healthcare. Tho I imagine it's much worse for someone like you, where the product is considered a dream. I'm a straight woman with a woman only modeling agency.
21 January 2020 : personally i tell everyone my best advice for starting a business is dont, and then i go back to crying under my desk while they go to like happy hour or whatever.
20 January 2020 : Get you a hype man who supports you the way Steyer supports Bernie. https://twitter.com/TomSteyer/status/1219377233426436096
19 January 2020 : Obsessed much?
19 January 2020 : Savage.
19 January 2020 : No sadly. Hopefully soon. I did get to attend the Qanon rally a few months ago!
19 January 2020 : Hey you’re right by my office!
19 January 2020 : Remember us little people when you’re a billionaire.
19 January 2020 : Lol was that anecdote supposed to make ya be disgusted or join his side? Am confused.
19 January 2020 : But you have. I'm a reformed libertarian. You don't have to tell me.
19 January 2020 : At the end of the day, anyone can believe in whatever fucked up values they have. All I know is less than a year ago, I wrote a suicide letter to my mom, apologizing for leaving behind a financial burden. All because I fell getting out of a car. I know where I stand. Sue away.
19 January 2020 : Implicit in this is the belief only a certain class of people are worthy of good healthcare.
19 January 2020 : So far we've gone from "None of the proposals I’ve seen from the mainstream candidates would force doctors to participate" to "yeah itll ban private insurance but I'll sue."
19 January 2020 : You can't say "correct under some proposals" on a thread that is originating with a tweet in support of Bernie Sanders. Obviously I meant the Sanders plan.
19 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/ZDlfrrs7aI
19 January 2020 : I mean, private insurance won't be reimbursing anything under M4A, so? pic.twitter.com/j3oi65QlEh
19 January 2020 : Someone asked her “how often is little brother using the bathroom these days?” 😂
19 January 2020 : Breakfast and lunch at school are pretty common, and for too many kids theyre the only 2 meals they get.
19 January 2020 : 😐 lol when men are shocked I don’t want kids, but have put exactly this much effort into thinking about what having a child entails. https://twitter.com/eeberquist/status/1218351340339875841
19 January 2020 : Buuuut.....TrUMP IS LitERaLLY thE besT PRESIDENt i'VE ever haD
19 January 2020 : How would it not solve the problem? Would all docs flee to another country, or do black market work, or only perform necessary operations on people who pay out of pocket? The current system resulted in me trying to kill myself less than a year ago, so I'm pretty pro overhauling.
19 January 2020 : Lol who said it best, trump or David? pic.twitter.com/KRxmw0MGwI
19 January 2020 : Incredibly unfair that men can pull their car up next to me as I walk home and yell explicit things, and all I can do is tell them to go fuck themselves and die because no one will ever love them, including their mom. When I’m president, catcalling will be a taseable offense.
19 January 2020 : Obviously someone will take it on and defer payment, as this is worth billions in settlement money.
19 January 2020 : Reading through all of his tweets he reminded me so much of Trump. I haven’t even brought up his Sean Spicer v. Dippin Dots level of hate he feels toward Dunkin’ Donuts.
19 January 2020 : This guy is something else. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1218652243873992705
18 January 2020 : I'm claustrophobic so I feel like you're going to have to do the bulk of the work.
18 January 2020 : lol pic.twitter.com/2ekK5YiLdy
18 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/q59ZtTL52f
18 January 2020 : Evergreen comment.
18 January 2020 : Seems legit! https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/520029970056626176
18 January 2020 : I missed #WomensMarch2020 , so here is a throwback to the #womensmarch in 2017. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/822927269924667392
18 January 2020 : Oh he's a raging asshole. Remember the terror attack at the Ariana Grande concert, where children died? pic.twitter.com/A1IV7954rL
18 January 2020 : Starting my own Space Force with cooler uniforms, who's in? pic.twitter.com/gu4AFSoHG5
18 January 2020 : he obviously needs a more expensive dentist that does home visits as he is very, very busy.
18 January 2020 : I'm a Bernie bro with a rose in my handle, and my dragging of @David_Leavitt has gotten me Qanon and KAG followers. This is the realist shit lmao. https://twitter.com/KBrassenstein/status/1218411854625722368
18 January 2020 : Oh. https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1218386407187763201
18 January 2020 : "from:david_leavitt dentist" i dont know how you managed to step on jeff sessions, but i watched him pick his nose and stare at it when i went to one of his confirmation hearings. 🤮
18 January 2020 : Yeah, I recognized him but couldn't place it, but when I googled his handle it was the first thing that came up. Yes. I agree.
18 January 2020 : INRIdiot would be a better display name for you.
18 January 2020 : I never forgot that Ariana grande tweet. They were kids. He sucks.
18 January 2020 : Yeah I got that one too.
18 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/HS8vo4STKI
18 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/9SmngFARvj
18 January 2020 : Anyway, my man. Here is a suggestion for that $20 dentist copay. pic.twitter.com/R44qbo1wBA
18 January 2020 : What about the re-seller who you tried to hold to the standards of Best Buy? Think he needed money? Fuck him, right? You don't give a shit about anyone but yourself. https://twitter.com/David_Leavitt/status/717043602434760704
18 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/HPLUWDZcRX
17 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/rWianfWqgq
17 January 2020 : Where's the lie? https://twitter.com/GravelInstitute/status/1218237487094685702
17 January 2020 : It's fucking disgusting. I wish ANYONE would acknowledge how much his numbers slip when you look at younger voters. Times are changing, and he's a dinosaur. Statements like this prove it on their own.
17 January 2020 : NYT: Is there anything you've changed your mind about on race? Joe Biden's ACTUAL ANSWER: No, not on race or busing because I think you’ve all been kind of shocked how much black support I have. Overwhelming black support in my home state.
17 January 2020 : Fun throwback: this was the difference in muscle between my good left leg and my bad right leg just 3 weeks and 1 day after I smashed up my ankle bones. pic.twitter.com/d2VpFgC5Ya
17 January 2020 : What a treat!
17 January 2020 : Wish more of them would fight over the chance to say hi to Bernie instead.
17 January 2020 : Petty gang USA
17 January 2020 : Hasn’t Mini Mikie gone up in the polls?! pic.twitter.com/57tqjvrHUG
17 January 2020 : I would like a @QanonAnonymous spin off that’s just @travis_view and Tim.
17 January 2020 : lol when you find out your heroes hate u https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1218033074446925824
17 January 2020 : I'm jealous.
17 January 2020 : Also any time I see her name or face, this video plays itself in my mind. https://vimeo.com/269744340
17 January 2020 : I mean, I'm an unhinged internet creeper with an Adderall prescription and PACER, but you don't see me bragging about my skillset.
17 January 2020 : that's wild. i wanted to do my jd and masters in arabic at the same time, and that seemed bad and stupid. never mind med school, christ.
17 January 2020 : I don't listen to it except someone told me to listen to this 3 part arc, so i did. It was good.
17 January 2020 : Rich parents is my best guess how.
17 January 2020 : please do and report back on how many have the same reaction the guy from reply all did
17 January 2020 : omfg do you listen to reply all? a couple episodes ago a woman being interviewed told the reporter she was a lawyer and a doctor, and he goes med school and law school?! and i fucking died.
17 January 2020 : so it's like getting high during an outdoors gym class in high school, but forever.
17 January 2020 : Is this the woman equivalent of the dudes who are the CEO of their own First Name Last Name LLC?
17 January 2020 : She gets an additional first name for every subject she masters.
17 January 2020 : idk who this person is but i assume we dont like them based on your tweet SO i searched her name and "scholar" and she's something else. pic.twitter.com/g96k1fBJJS
17 January 2020 : oh jeez that's way less horrible.
17 January 2020 : you...quit caffeine?
17 January 2020 : I feel like it would have been even better if they had just published the tl;dr instead of the whole thing. pic.twitter.com/qlxvRwdAgW
17 January 2020 : Hey @nytdavidbrooks , are you sure we don't lose the class war thing because we don't have college degrees? After all, since I am too fucking stupid to order an Italian sub, how would I even notice inequality? pic.twitter.com/cVwrcgBn3j
17 January 2020 : #BeBest
16 January 2020 : Warren as my second choice makes sense. It’s way more reasonable than going to Biden just out of spite. I do not understand what is wrong with people.
16 January 2020 : Lots of people have conversations and walk away focusing on 1 sentence, misunderstanding someone else’s intent. They dont usually get a CNN hype man. Bernie is my first choice. Warren is my second. Nbd. Bernie’s policies align best w my own personal interests and my moral code.
16 January 2020 : I am an actual low key misandrist, and even I am not taking the bait here with this “Bernie is sexist against Warren/all women” shit. Who are the people eating it up? I am predisposed to dislike any man. I am so, so picky about the men I allow into my life in any capacity.
16 January 2020 : Spencer is just steamrolling him and basically called him a big strong boy.
16 January 2020 : Thankfully the hosts of Knowledge Fight do the bulk of the work, and they frequently interrupt to discuss it. But this is like....Alex Jones is pathetic
16 January 2020 : Yesterday’s @knowledge_fight with the Richard Spencer interview is causing me physical discomfort.
16 January 2020 : hi bernie! https://twitter.com/Limericking/status/1217640969845313536
15 January 2020 : that's his personal signature, right there in the bottom corner.
15 January 2020 : bernie did you really subgraffiti warren like this? I'm disgusted. pic.twitter.com/xyEGtyWG40
15 January 2020 : https://twitter.com/cancel_sam/status/1217307815234166785?s=21
15 January 2020 : Wait, is THIS horseshoe theory??? pic.twitter.com/aeDzqkGajA
15 January 2020 : ty ty i worked so hard for this
15 January 2020 : Anyway @katystoll they just wished Mayor Pete a happy new year and its damn near January 15 so maybe if we just say it enough it refreshes?
15 January 2020 : Really looking forward to the next #DemDebate ; can't wait to see what private conversation held between two elite wealthy lawmakers, relayed to us via third parties, will be the focal point of our nation's top reality show. Maybe we could get more than 1 episode a month, tho?
15 January 2020 : "What do you bring to the table other than your money" is a good question to ask both potential presidents and potential boyfriends. #DemDebate
15 January 2020 : lmao Pete, you have been nationally recognized for your racist policing, but idk why you're saying that on the tv. #DemDebate
15 January 2020 : Oh I'd way rather be shot! Could be one and done -- is stabbing EVER that way?? I'm claustrophobic but I'm way more likely to be stabbed by my house than to be buried alive.
15 January 2020 : Ugh, right? Can't he go back to trolling Trump with personalized ads during Fox and Friends??
15 January 2020 : I'm not sure I'd consider calling Bernie a liar is "asking."
15 January 2020 : I was a full Pell Grant recipient with a 3.89 GPA - then I dropped out (like many full grant recipients do). I would be fine with our taxes paying for Tom Steyer's bitch ass to go back to college tomorrow if it meant saving other Pell Grant kids from having to drop out #DemDebate
15 January 2020 : I mean I feel for Joe Biden, but let's be fucking real. #DemocraticDebate pic.twitter.com/BbLfE4hoX0
15 January 2020 : Hi, I've been deferring a procedure to remove ankle hardware because I can't afford it. I could have switched to Medicaid last year, but the surgeon and physical therapist I have (some of the BEST in DC) don't take it. Fuck centrists. #DemDebate #WomenForBernie #MedicareForAll pic.twitter.com/3nglZ5aTSB
15 January 2020 : Literally no one likes Ted Cruz. Even his wife isn’t ted pilled.
15 January 2020 : Thank you!!
15 January 2020 : Thank you! And I wasn’t clear lol I’m still figuring out wtf I mean and what I’m doing — god only knows why dc granted me the authority to own a company 😂
15 January 2020 : When we were voting in DC to require restaurant workers get paid minimum wage PLUS tips, the national coverage and most local coverage was abhorrent, and $$$ restaurant groups banded together to spread misinformation. Looking for avoid that with #AB5 .
15 January 2020 : My interest in #AB5 is that I am a DC based business owner who contracts 1099 staff in California for 2-3 day assignments. Looking for left leaning lawmakers, direct journalists, activists, etc.
15 January 2020 : I’m a DC based business owner who hires 1099 staff in California. I’m well aware, sadly! Just looking for connections/to follow activists, individual reporters, lawyers, lawmakers, etc. I keep coming up with a bunch who lean right, but I’ll send my grievances to them if I gotta!
15 January 2020 : Thanks! I’m a DC based business owner that uses 1099 staff in California, so I guess I’m really looking for activists and direct connections with reporters, lawmakers, or lawyers. I will go through all these articles and hunt these folks down 😊
15 January 2020 : Looking for trusted left leaning sources to help me learn more about #AB5 . Anyone in/familiar with California have any sources?
15 January 2020 : I can't believe you were able to make a Patreon that's just funding your kink, and none of us even picked up on it.
14 January 2020 : Wtf
14 January 2020 : It’s literally the most true sounding thing I’ve heard all day.
14 January 2020 : Julian: there were young hotties everywhere! Also Julian: this thread
14 January 2020 : I would pay to see this, as it would obviously be an amazing absurdist music performance.
14 January 2020 : Or was it with-a-bitch? Dammit.
14 January 2020 : It’s pretty fucked up you’d play with my heart this way. I’d obviously be turning into a full blown ElizaBitch (©️ @drmistercody ) if this was true.
14 January 2020 : Yeah looks like they closed a bunch of streets. Ugh. Getting stabbed is one of my biggest fears. pic.twitter.com/N5QPkjLpsx
14 January 2020 : At least they finally figured out how to rope it off pic.twitter.com/DKOfyZWlJL
14 January 2020 : Apparently yes, thank you! Doesn’t make any sense to me to half ass close a circle to pedestrians a half mile away but what do I know.
14 January 2020 : Anyone know why Washington Circle is closed off with crime scene tape? Just got yelled at by a very cross cop, even though they only taped off half the circle. 🤷🏼‍♀️ @PoPville @DCist @postlocal
14 January 2020 : Teaching people how to not be Nazis is how the Nazis came into power?
14 January 2020 : Can someone explain to me how “'free education' policies to 'teach you how to not be a fucking nazi'" are bad? #Expose2020
14 January 2020 : “Ideologically I agree with Bernie, but I’m going to vote against my own self interests by voting for Biden or Mayor Pete instead. Anyway, let’s go convince all these MAGA hats that voting for Trump is bad for them personally.”
14 January 2020 : It’s the best $5 a month you can spend. Promise. Come for the Iraqi Dinar scams, stay for the Qanon rallies and Jacob Wohl 2LiveJew coverage. https://overcast.fm/+OPWqImiMM https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1216929744131747840
14 January 2020 : Listening to @virgiltexas say he shouldn’t be restricted to only 2 beverages at a time makes me feel better about every time I’ve had to defend ordering coffee, water, and alcohol at once.
14 January 2020 : worth the wait ty
13 January 2020 : So excited.
13 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/KEf0a63uTk
13 January 2020 : Anyway, just ordered myself a "Medicare for All" t shirt because of this misleading bullshit.
13 January 2020 : Cool push notification about Bernie the Sexist, CNN. pic.twitter.com/SDqni3bCtQ
13 January 2020 : I have emailed landlords with overpriced places just so I could pretend to be misunderstanding something, and then laugh at them when they clarify price. I also do this with freelance writing and convention work. https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/1216567174023778304
13 January 2020 : Literally the worst version of girls night out I can imagine.
13 January 2020 : And he’s REtweeting them, which I somehow find even more offensive. https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1216725671772409856
13 January 2020 : It’s v funny I think
13 January 2020 : Mind boggling to lie about this!
13 January 2020 : I went for a run in shorts today. https://twitter.com/WhiteHouse/status/1216539112154521601
13 January 2020 : Wish he was the one crying that Bernie bros were bullying him.
12 January 2020 : The only thing I doubt more than this statement is that comet ping pong has kids in the basement.
12 January 2020 : Can you make this a t shirt
12 January 2020 : Is THIS horseshoe theory?!? pic.twitter.com/OHxiiVShds
11 January 2020 : oh boy this episode is gonna be lit
11 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/IhQTL3OBid
11 January 2020 : Starting to think I need to set all my dating apps to a completely different city with men I would actually like to meet, because DC is not sending its best.
11 January 2020 : excellent question
11 January 2020 : SWEET FREEDOM. IT IS DONE. https://t.co/5ax1v7tdSY
10 January 2020 : I’m gonna guess no, they have not been anywhere in Baltimore that isn’t right off Pratt or directly on the water. https://twitter.com/MarkYjseiu/status/1215426255908220928
10 January 2020 : Glad to see you’re a fellow brother of Bernard, @TVietor08 . We welcome you. https://twitter.com/tvietor08/status/1215770567321645056
10 January 2020 : I think @katystoll proves this point like every week on Worst Year Ever.
10 January 2020 : Nah that’s trump pic.twitter.com/shNzPxGOxu
10 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/P7cY36otrc
10 January 2020 : Every single day I eagerly await for another pedo guy moment.
10 January 2020 : People need to leave my girl Chrissy alone. I assume Musk understands nothing at all times.
10 January 2020 : Lol you wildin Morgan. pic.twitter.com/47mwzDlyf7
10 January 2020 : Thanks to Dan from @knowledge_fight for exactly summing up my feelings on reggae.
10 January 2020 : And some photos I didn't take, but do show how much I love hanging out with and supporting the police! #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/03f6CK4NWC
10 January 2020 : #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay2020 pic.twitter.com/Ws5ufcs2Pf
10 January 2020 : I have so many photos for #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay ! pic.twitter.com/FS0lgmFfyQ
10 January 2020 : Here you go. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1215430356133908480
10 January 2020 : Some more #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay stuff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2gjdx8zcYE
9 January 2020 : I had to DMCA a lot of white supremacist websites over this.
9 January 2020 : Yeah I'm not a fan. I wouldn't let anyone publish the photo without doing an interview with me, where I'd say all the stuff in the linked article that I could get out before they'd cut me off.
9 January 2020 : In honor of #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay https://mandawritesthings.com/2015/05/07/i-am-the-activist-who-took-the-heartwarming-picture-of-the-soldier-and-little-girl-in-baltimore/ pic.twitter.com/rvyaZObPjn
9 January 2020 : In honor of #LawEnforcementAppreciationDay . https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1174698460706160643
9 January 2020 : #NoWarWithIran pic.twitter.com/22PG9NVdn6
9 January 2020 : This guy at the Iran war protest in DC is very unsettling. #NoWarWithIran pic.twitter.com/Bs3pCiWlda
9 January 2020 : I think a lot about Nipsey Hussle using his verse in Fuck Donald Trump to let people know if they had been jail before, they could probably still vote in the 2016 election.
9 January 2020 : I did work otakon in 2013 pic.twitter.com/EoyctNgCnd
9 January 2020 : I'm not at CES, thank god. I worked conventions full time for 12 years, and I want to never be at one again hahah. The girl in the photo works for me for a client I have at the show.
9 January 2020 : https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1020039128291786752
9 January 2020 : Personally I cant wait until it is 70 on Saturday after snowing two days ago.
9 January 2020 : i wonder if they offer the cuckolding package for sad libs.
9 January 2020 : https://www.newsweek.com/gop-congressman-doug-collins-claims-democrats-are-mourning-soleimanis-death-because-theyre-love-1481194
9 January 2020 : So I guess Democrats are in love with terrorists, and they want to see nude photos of Trump. What else do Doug Collins and Devin Nunes know?
9 January 2020 : Im so offended. pic.twitter.com/0RYk881Gyn
9 January 2020 : Does my neighbor have a low key q wreath? pic.twitter.com/TJewLlWT6T
8 January 2020 : Ok I mean no one was THAT bad with my map. I assume he was at least in tourist areas 😫
8 January 2020 : I want one of these for every country we interact with.
8 January 2020 : I carried this to a Muslim van protest and people kept trying to fill it out. It largely wasn’t great, but no one put countries in the oceans at least? pic.twitter.com/C2PwUHiwYo
8 January 2020 : I can't believe I'm behind an episode, and you trash talk my favorite company in it!
8 January 2020 : Uuuuh looks like I missed a LOT in the 45 minutes I was in SoulCycle.
7 January 2020 : i love him.
7 January 2020 : I'm one paragraph in and I hate it. I used to feel a little bad about my shirts, but they're like $25 and most of the money goes to the charity or organization I think most relates to the shirt. pic.twitter.com/qrfkoKlONe
7 January 2020 : didn't they get closed down? as a kool-aided wework evangelist, do i light on fire if i walk in the door?
7 January 2020 : Yeah, I did all beef but I should try adding some turkey next time. I've got two whole habaneros and two sliced up jalapenos, and then just the McCormick chili spice. I might stab one of these habaneros in a couple hours depending on how it tastes! What do you do for spices?
7 January 2020 : why have you put this in my life. i haven't even started reading but "girlboss" is one of my most hated phrases. words? low key insults? idk.
7 January 2020 : The crockpot is warming my whole apartment 😂 pic.twitter.com/U6xTOKjYHs
7 January 2020 : TRAVIS VIEW EXPOSED
7 January 2020 : I'm not at CES! I didn't get enough clients to go, but I did get enough clients to be a nervous wreck. I don't know what would be worse: maneuvering through 180,000 people walking too slow in tiny aisles for 4 days, or the proximity to Ivanka.
7 January 2020 : On one hand I'm a bundle of nerves and about to have a panic attack. On the other hand: https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/01/07/ivanka-trumps-ces-keynote-address-sparks-backlash/
7 January 2020 : If I had gotten one more client, I would have gone. To be clear I am not there.
7 January 2020 : CES starts today, so I will be having a series of increasingly more intense mental breakdowns on my Twitter for the next 4 days.
7 January 2020 : The last time I had a boyfriend who liked spicy food, it was in high school!
7 January 2020 : Quick someone ask him if his pizza is named Abigail.
7 January 2020 : One of the nice things about being single is that I can put habanero peppers in my chili, and there isn’t anyone around to cry about it.
7 January 2020 : Any key that’s not west.
7 January 2020 : Thank you! I had been wondering if it was intentional or not.
7 January 2020 : Thank you!
7 January 2020 : That is WILD because in 2013 or 2014 I lived in Dallas and was in Amarillo for a work trip, and there was one quarter of one inch of snow — I got sent home early and a truck fell into lake Lewisville.
7 January 2020 : I have to go figure out what kind of trees are in my neighborhood that drop the acorns from hell and smash up cars so I can figure out their gender. This is fascinating.
7 January 2020 : DC is forecasted to get like an inch of snow and a bunch of schools are closing early, so I’ve made the reasonable decision to work from home. Enjoy your 3 hour commute from a light dusting, suckers.
7 January 2020 : Live at stadium armory, police everyday. Work next to the White House....never see police at metro center.
7 January 2020 : Oh dammit I read this backwards and retract my vote!!
7 January 2020 : it's so good. primal kitchen bbq sauce is just ungodly expensive, and i have no self control and use the whole bottle.
7 January 2020 : ok BUT pic.twitter.com/KzQj4BqRzq
7 January 2020 : flu is a small price to pay for all that monterey chicken you can eat tho.
7 January 2020 : omg!!
7 January 2020 : The best thing Paul Gosar has ever done was inspire this. https://youtu.be/Mp8kFqycfFM?t=409 pic.twitter.com/841m2mRTTX
7 January 2020 : checks out!
6 January 2020 : Have you discovered anything about this? I live right by where this happened and it’s not even mentioned on the hill East facebook group or next door.
6 January 2020 : Cool crisis solved.
6 January 2020 : Today is January 5 and I just killed a mosquito in my home in Washington, DC.
5 January 2020 : Good. https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/1213871583481212928
4 January 2020 : Can't he go back to shilling bunk crypto and not bunk political theories?
3 January 2020 : You're right. I change my mind. I am now calling on Seth Abramson to release his book, in full, for free, to the American people. He said he doesn't care about the money, and he has a true duty to share his living in real time history book. Please, help us end this ignorance.
3 January 2020 : @Mike_Pence @VP
3 January 2020 : he didn't even say two corinthians this time ☹️
3 January 2020 : LOL no! i did
3 January 2020 : HER EYES. OUR NEIGHBOR.
3 January 2020 : "Billy Graham is looking down at us...or maybe up, I don't know." #EvangelicalsForTrump
3 January 2020 : I am supremely uncomfortable. #EvangelicalsForTrump pic.twitter.com/eQZgsGLgkS
3 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/6UBpo0zrpv
3 January 2020 : Today sucks, but at least I got Seth Abramson to block me. pic.twitter.com/eHWGBqFVq8
3 January 2020 : This is just amazing. #EvangelicalsForTrump pic.twitter.com/1ytwV3vOQx
3 January 2020 : i like to be insufferable for the personal pleasure it brings me. seth could have learned a lesson from me, if he hadn't blocked me.
3 January 2020 : Wait, wouldn't real heroism be publishing a free pdf of it to save america??? hashtag resist.
3 January 2020 : did you know that she thinks i'm so influential that if i am silent about seth's shitty book, i will be promoting silence about his book to the whole world?
3 January 2020 : I definitely want to promote Seth shutting the fuck up! And that's what I've been doing, very good job noticing!
3 January 2020 : No.
3 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/p9XYcCiLPs
3 January 2020 : uh oh i cant how sad pic.twitter.com/rgpSJuOKFg
3 January 2020 : how come in ur bio it isnt in caps but every time u tweet u have to scream PROOF OF CONSPIRACY is it bc u love promoting it?
3 January 2020 : does anyone know how many terrorists were involved in 9/11? asking for a friend, the vice president. https://twitter.com/Mike_Pence/status/1213189757708189699
3 January 2020 : Point 10,235: I *HATE* when you promote your book.
3 January 2020 : Thirty-fifth point: he also talks too much.
3 January 2020 : The next few days will feature 1,000 journalists trying to answer the “how did we get here” question. And virtually none will cite the American classic, My First Numbers Book, which Hannibal Buress used to teach all Australians how to count. It’s madness, isn’t it @SethAbramson ? pic.twitter.com/voLb7BVFJs
3 January 2020 : To be fair, there can only be one #1 bad guy of all time ever, so I guess this dude did everything bad in history.
3 January 2020 : Holy fuck this is the worst take I’ve seen today, and I get notifications of every single trump tweet.
3 January 2020 : We better get ours before he tweets about it. When moon??
3 January 2020 : Lol the dinar episode is what pushed me over to patreon.
3 January 2020 : Jacob Wohl please don’t enlist. I’m already so sad that you and @Jack_Burkman have put your performance art on hiatus to focus on your felonies. I wouldn’t be able to bear it if you left for good. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1179824889148186625
3 January 2020 : 🌽
3 January 2020 : This is not the content that caused me to put your tweets on notification. Are you having another presser at #1599 or not?
3 January 2020 : The best kind of life update!
3 January 2020 : I thought one of the advantages to living in Capitol Hill was being on the blue orange silver...but it never works.
3 January 2020 : Hahah it is and thank you! I actually had to get an Uber this morning bc I was running so late....looks like that worked out well for me!
3 January 2020 : Looks like it used to be a Bernie account and she probably doesnt obsess over this shit. Took me about 30 seconds to search "from:lynntwilly sanders," you should try that advance feature sometime. https://twitter.com/lynntwilly/status/752988503596601344
3 January 2020 : Your presence here indicates otherwise.
3 January 2020 : General Flynn’s army stands with cancer.
2 January 2020 : Damn @washingtonpost you just can't quit this, can you? 12/12/18 and now today. pic.twitter.com/InwDCKhPZP
2 January 2020 : They did the same thing with AOC last year, and when I pointed it out, Facebook banned my account for a couple days. pic.twitter.com/3iG0EFWKgo
2 January 2020 : Update on this: I personally slept until 10 pm yesterday.
2 January 2020 : Look out for my future Medium article on the topic if I get it 😂
1 January 2020 : He’s not actually going to come for you if you sleeeep pic.twitter.com/oFovy8lqvO
1 January 2020 : @OwainHughson I am becoming concerned for your brain health at this point.
1 January 2020 : I switched to mescal I couldn’t survive on what I was trying to do. The bar has new specials per hour, but it’s not worth it.
1 January 2020 : Controversial take: ceviche, also not soup.
1 January 2020 : You’re fergie and we’re just two thousand and late.
1 January 2020 : I remember when my mother used to pack me a nice hamburger sandwich for lunch. WRONG!
1 January 2020 : Is a hamburger a sandwich
1 January 2020 : Do you need a lesson in soups and sandwiches
1 January 2020 : They said second interview is “after the holidays”!
1 January 2020 : Goodbye shitty 2019, hello mediocre tequila. pic.twitter.com/Tyj1N1yG9o
1 January 2020 : Who are these monsters you know that said yes
31 December 2019 : ahhahha where is this from?
31 December 2019 : ty @ddale8 for all the never ending work you do. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1212103207469666304
31 December 2019 : 2019 was the worst fucking year of my life, so let's do this countdown thing and be done with it. We can't outlaw shitty friends and boyfriends with secret families, but we can make Medicare for All a reality. Yay 2020.
31 December 2019 : That Isaiah Thomas moment is just one of my favorite sports moments ever.
31 December 2019 : This sums up Philly. https://twitter.com/dhm/status/1212013076272308224
30 December 2019 : Here is a beautiful story of an asshole out of towner getting his comeuppance. This place was reservation only, mandatory $50 prix fixe without alcohol, and nowhere near tourists. So long, Beetle House. pic.twitter.com/H78kNjQQU7
30 December 2019 : it is great.
30 December 2019 : I URGENTLY NEED $1,000 MY VLOG ABOUT THIS IS GONNA BE LIT. https://twitter.com/nathanTbernard/status/1211477980699979776
29 December 2019 : Pretty sure @StefanMolyneux only mysteriously appears in vents, not mirrors.
28 December 2019 : Nooooo!! I did that in one corner to my first one and it SUCKS! How did it happen?
28 December 2019 : Oh, Bret. https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1168645191760261120
28 December 2019 : As long as they give me a free upgraded phone.
28 December 2019 : I boob dial people from time to time when I shove my phone into my bra without locking it.
28 December 2019 : I don’t care about tennis and I doubt you’ll ever see this, but I’m very glad I started following you after your policing testimony. If you can deal with Matt Gaetz, you can deal with anyone.
28 December 2019 : holy shit. every single day is a larp!
28 December 2019 : why is he moving pictures of liberals around
28 December 2019 : the girl in the video is in the picture?? Which??
28 December 2019 : This.
28 December 2019 : imagine being like "this is what i should be doing when i make my big punch line" pic.twitter.com/aB9ysQtf6Z
28 December 2019 : WHY.
28 December 2019 : Don’t forget her big tits.
28 December 2019 : "Wouldnt it piss Travis off if there were all these weird Q wreaths posted on Twitter and he was viewed as both the target/only person who could explain it? I bet hed be SO MAD to have normies tweeting sad Q wreaths at him and telling their Twitter friends about him."
28 December 2019 : I'm laughing so hard at the image of Neon Revolt imagining you being brought to your knees, screaming and crying, over some dumb wreaths. Amazing.
28 December 2019 : Ugh, low energy Rudy over here. pic.twitter.com/yaLEHnzAK6
28 December 2019 : Covfefe? pic.twitter.com/oU3LNJFcIm
27 December 2019 : Whoa whoa whoa. Surely you mean an F350 King Ranch you sit in while watching the dude you pay haul your horses in a bare bones F350.
27 December 2019 : Please @dadwroteaporno — I am begging you for a crossover episode reading more weird Laura Loomer fanfic with @QanonAnonymous . You’re going to be in the US anyway, might as well learn about our far right lunatics.
27 December 2019 : Big shout out to @QanonAnonymous and my main girl Laura Loomer for giving me the confidence to work on my book today, which can’t be half as bad as this one!
27 December 2019 : “I hate having to support Trump, but I love Fox News.” pic.twitter.com/SgXy8rwTr6
27 December 2019 : I got my hips pierced in manassas 7 years ago. Very rugged.
27 December 2019 : When I think Manassas, I think rugged outdoorsy types. For sure.
26 December 2019 : Thank you @QanonAnonymous for this amazing Christmas gift I could not be more thrilled. pic.twitter.com/Mj41RU4SSF
26 December 2019 : anyway, can't wait to see if this is a love match. pic.twitter.com/0ei1IYtGVD
26 December 2019 : “I can barely tolerate racism, but your t shirt about building a fence around Mike Pence makes me HAPPY to support a racist. You did this!!” pic.twitter.com/vOaouDwQuM
26 December 2019 : What happened to http://www.WhatIsMattWalshWrongAboutToday.com ? That was a good blog. https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1209995941236936704
26 December 2019 : He’ll be sad when he dies. pic.twitter.com/PbdZ1G2zRc
26 December 2019 : WHY DO ALL THESE BITCHES CLAIM I GIVE THEM THE SAME STD?! https://twitter.com/SheRatesDogs/status/1210268686562447360
26 December 2019 : my ex stole my salad spinner, can i have yours?
25 December 2019 : It’s Christmas Eve and I’m working in a liquor store and eating Old Bay chips for dinner while some asshole throws his used cup into my bag, but at least there’s a cute mop. pic.twitter.com/O4sJlUxBxv
24 December 2019 : Listening to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE talk about my favorite reporter @ddale8 is worlds colliding and I love it.
24 December 2019 : Listening to @CHAPOTRAPHOUSE talk about my favorite report @ddale8 is worlds colliding and I love it.
24 December 2019 : What DC bars will be open tonight when I get off work at 8 pm?
24 December 2019 : Can I print this tweet out and mail it in lieu of holiday cards next year? Thanks.
22 December 2019 : Sanether.
22 December 2019 : Dragging Nick Cannon’s Eminem diss makes me happy. Thanks for the Christmas gift, SNL.
22 December 2019 : i was so confused by the earrings and that was not the pay off i expected.
20 December 2019 : omg hahahhaha
20 December 2019 : I was listening to this when they called, too. pic.twitter.com/y50JpZdgOx
20 December 2019 : But why would they actually call me?
20 December 2019 : If I last a month I think it’s a whole book.
20 December 2019 : @OwainHughson do I call them back help
20 December 2019 : Do I call them back?
20 December 2019 : the campaign called me today.
20 December 2019 : Someone told me to tell them I'm excited to work for Mike Steyer in the interview.
20 December 2019 : He’s my banksy please be nicer.
20 December 2019 : Lying bitch.
20 December 2019 : Just a casual pre Christmas workweek for our boy.
20 December 2019 : To be clear im not making fun of anyone with a speech impediment, just anyone who drags out letters slowly in places they don’t belong.
20 December 2019 : Didn’t he also pardon a man who chopped up a woman and left her body in a trash can?
20 December 2019 : @JulianCastro is also the only mainstream politician I have ever heard talk about getting rid of qualified immunity for cops. He’s amazing, all around.
20 December 2019 : Hey he was really gifted in middle school be nice.
20 December 2019 : Really feel better about that basketball textured d wade T-Mobile sidekick I bought that one time. https://twitter.com/sportsgossipcom/status/1207757919648747520
20 December 2019 : Hey @katystoll “this game can’t end fast enough.”
20 December 2019 : Dating is hard out here when you won’t fuck a centrist OR a misogynist. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1207856116593569792
20 December 2019 : Okay but https://twitter.com/jack_burkman/status/1207843750090686464?s=21
19 December 2019 : Hello @SUBWAY ? Does this mean we get that 2 foot longs for $9.11 deal again — or maybe 2 for $12.18? pic.twitter.com/eTSRBW8P0d
19 December 2019 : And 1 moron cut off his left ball? pic.twitter.com/3UxL8uzdrr
19 December 2019 : If only we had been given some kind of clue that Tulsi Gabbard sucked. It's not like she ever got introduced at CUFI as one of the few good democrats, and then gave a speech. https://youtu.be/PxXcUNct18Q #TulsiCoward pic.twitter.com/EonY4Ht8Lm
19 December 2019 : BETTER GET TO BAKING, MARLA!!!
19 December 2019 : I think you've missed a lot, Marla. pic.twitter.com/I4GmphECpR
19 December 2019 : Goalposts, always moving. pic.twitter.com/byRKHPfsQK
19 December 2019 : I love WeWork, but didnt want to join bc Ive always thought Adam Neumann was a hypocritical shitbag, banning meat for "sustainability" while owning a private jet. I toured 3 cheaper competitors, and only WeWork called me back. This @bastardspod is great. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/behind-the-bastards/id1373812661?i=1000460069894
19 December 2019 : It's 2010. Obama is running his re-election campaign, on a stage in front of his adoring fans. Obama: Sinks, showers, and???? Crowd: TOILETS!!! Obama: Toilets! Don't you hate when you have to flush 15 times? I never do, but you gross poors do. Crowd: [raucous applause]
19 December 2019 : Presidential Harassment, a true classic. pic.twitter.com/9D9E6CRwlQ
19 December 2019 : Can you imagine if Obama talked about flushing the toilet 10 times?
19 December 2019 : His speech last night was incredible.
19 December 2019 : Tweeted 45 minutes apart from each other. pic.twitter.com/HsTzaQfnKM
19 December 2019 : pic.twitter.com/78SvWpkF3w
19 December 2019 : Wow Tulsi Gabbard sucks? I’m so surprised. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1205698355877289990
19 December 2019 : our big wet boy really was on one tonight. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1207490076663582720
19 December 2019 : Really need this guy to stop talking about trump nudes
19 December 2019 : One can only hope.
18 December 2019 : Jim Jordan: Donald Trump was on the call, and Donald Trump said NO PRESSURE, so now NO IMPEACHMENT.
18 December 2019 : Guess this is gonna make that Second American Civil War they keep talking about end a lot faster.
18 December 2019 : I mean, I'd hang out with me if I met me at a speed dating event, so maybe. The hosts thought I was funny. 😂
18 December 2019 : Oh, I definitely wouldn't ever find someone through this, unless I could do some extreme vetting beforehand and only sign up to meet leftist men who don't want children. Like 90% of the dating pool is already gone, right off the bat. But good book material!
18 December 2019 : Bonus pod: running into Wohl at one of these things.
18 December 2019 : Please stop making me think about him milking.
18 December 2019 : Beautiful. https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1207369466008555521
18 December 2019 : Welp. https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/1207385301246722049
18 December 2019 : Proof Trump isn’t GEOTUS?! https://twitter.com/abc/status/1207378844522385408
18 December 2019 : Lol I see he just answered you pic.twitter.com/lM4XBJAJ5O
18 December 2019 : Seems good! https://www.politico.com/news/2019/12/18/trump-tainted-impeachment-086749
18 December 2019 : Masters degree. To run social media.
18 December 2019 : Wish I had asked exactly what his masters was in, but I was trying too hard to not laugh over the company name drop and then the subtle "I run their Twitter" or whatever. Sorry buddy, I only date the engineers crafting our war machines, not the ones posting them on the gram.
18 December 2019 : Not Lockheed Martin Guy: I got my masters and now I run social media. Will you go back to college? Me: No. I own a business??????
18 December 2019 : Not Lockheed Martin Guy: I went to Mason. It's a pretty big school, it's right in Fairfax. Me: I'm from Alexandria. Half my high school went there. It's like ten minutes down the road from where I grew up.
18 December 2019 : Not Lockheed Martin Guy: Oh you're from Alexandria? Cool. You've probably never heard of Chesapeake before, but that's where I'm from. Anyway, where did you go to college? Me: I attended Maryland for a time, but I didn't finish.
18 December 2019 : Always. Spoiler alert for the flow of my story, but too bad this guy got his masters degree to do social media for Not Lockheed Martin....he'll probably see these tweets.
18 December 2019 : Here is a real conversation from speed dating. Guy: I work for [company that isn't Lockheed Martin but same name recognition and purpose]. You probably haven't heard of it, but we're really a big deal. Me: 😂 Oh you're funny! Guy: I'm not making any jokes.
18 December 2019 : I've decided to become a career speed dater and write a book about my time in hell.
18 December 2019 : Turns out dating, Georgetown, and men aren’t for me pic.twitter.com/YHHLq8ycpk
17 December 2019 : There is nothing I would rather do than stop referring to you as the crime spree president. Unfortunately, I don't know that you will ever give me the chance to do so. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/12/rudy-giuliani-trump-impeachment-nyt
17 December 2019 : Thank God Trump decided he HAD to write this letter and document it for future historians!!!
17 December 2019 : https://twitter.com/davidklion/status/1207032066900201475?s=21
17 December 2019 : what the fuck is this cursed content.
17 December 2019 : I truly believed that "don't be a tough guy, don't be a fool" was the pinnacle of Trump hilarity, but this letter damn near puts Trump in Jacob Wohl/Jack Burkman comedic genius territory.
17 December 2019 : Why limit our options?
17 December 2019 : Here's the whole thing: https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/6581969/Letter-From-President-Trump-Final.pdf
17 December 2019 : I'm sorry, did someone light him on fire and send him to hell? "More due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials."
17 December 2019 : Cognitive dissonance is shared by Trump and his fans: "Yet, when the monstrous lie was debunked and this Democrat conspiracy dissolved into dust, you did not apologize. You did not recant. You did not ask to be forgiven. You showed no remorse, no capacity for self-reflection."
17 December 2019 : Re: Being GEOTUS: "There are not many people who could have taken the punishment inflicted during this period of time, and yet done so much for the success of America and its citizens."
17 December 2019 : "Baby, I don't want to hurt you, but your behavior makes me treat you this way." "There is nothing I would rather do than stop referring to your party as the Do-Nothing Democrats. Unfortunately, I don't know that you will ever give me a chance to do so."
17 December 2019 : "and that is just the beginning, there is so much more." Haha!
17 December 2019 : "a defeated ISIS caliphate and the killing of the world's number one terrorist leader, al-Baghdadi...cancellation of the unfair and costly Paris Climate Accord...recognition of Israels capital, opening the American Embassy in Jerusalem..." (con't)
17 December 2019 : Trump's accomplishments: "Your party simply cannot compete with our record:...the elimination of the individual mandate...the first new branch of the United States Military since 1947, the Space Force..." (con't)
17 December 2019 : Part of this is correct: we do measure units of time in 2019 by referencing political events. Presidents, they're just like us! "[Schiff's] shameless lies and deceptions, dating all the way back to the Russia Hoax, is one of the main reasons we are here today."
17 December 2019 : Re: Dems going from 16 governors in 2016 to 24 in 2019, the 59 new Dems elected to Congress in 2018, and his 304 votes: "Your chosen candidate lost the election in 2016, in an Electoral College landslide (306-227), and you and your party have never recovered from this defeat."
17 December 2019 : Re: Bless your heart: "You are offending Americans of faith by continually saying pray for the President, when you know this statement is not true, unless it is meant in a negative sense. It is a terrible thing you are doing, but you will have to live with it, not I!"
17 December 2019 : Defending the dignity of the word "impeachment": "You have cheapened the importance of the very ugly word, impeachment!"
17 December 2019 : Trump's "Dear Nancy" letter is truly incredible. Here are some of my favorite parts:
14 December 2019 : The only utensil that can hold up my hair.
14 December 2019 : Do the figurines play the sounds of Trump imitating him with Lisa?
14 December 2019 : I have dedicated many hours to creating spread sheets of the stupid options, trying to figure out which is the best financial fit. Spoiler: they all suck.
14 December 2019 : Beautiful.
14 December 2019 : Ok but what if the Jewish dude is ACTUALLY running the most anti-Semitic campaign? 🤔🤔🤔🤔 https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1205661034645725185
14 December 2019 : Never forget! pic.twitter.com/FsnbeXYjdf
14 December 2019 : So I boil honey and the kraken and then add it on for the last 10 minutes I bake it and it’s AMAZING. I drink wine, tequila, and bourbon so I have no use for rum outside of cooking, haha.
14 December 2019 : IM SO JEALOUS EVERY TIME IN MA I WANNA GOOO
14 December 2019 : He’s still talking to me. Alas I have 80 bottles of liquor at home bc of work and none of them are Bacardi! I think my only rum is some Kraken that I’ve been using to make sweet potato casserole.
14 December 2019 : Now there’s a guy telling me he knows everything about liquor and he thinks the 1800 tequila he just sampled might do well on the market one day. So now I’m doing shots.
14 December 2019 : Groundhog Day, but with electrocution
14 December 2019 : My taser is deep in my bag or I could have tased all memories out of him
14 December 2019 : I mean he was like 60. They don’t know me like that! Or at all! They’re just horrible people. I once had someone threaten to shoot me at a store in PG county unless I gave him my number
14 December 2019 : He was probably like 60 years old so you think he woulda figured that out by now.
14 December 2019 : *glass. They want us to wear dresses and heels but lmao no
14 December 2019 : Oh well I’m supposed to wear a bunch or make up and hand out free shots, so the people who work at the stores are largely disinterested in standing up for me too. I’m never behind a counter and I’m often the only worker not behind bullet proof glads.
13 December 2019 : Oh yeah first he asked for a free shot. That was pretty much it! I will be quitting handing out free liquor the second I can afford to —it’s been 10 long years.
13 December 2019 : For context, I’m in a liquor store.
13 December 2019 : Oh I am definitely not busy. I’m working at my super part time job that helps subsidize my actual job. Share your thoughts!
13 December 2019 : I’m often at a desk but right now I’m on site in the general public. Did have a guy sit at my booth at my office and ask to give me a massage a couple weeks ago so nowhere is safe.
13 December 2019 : Thanks! I also have my taser.
13 December 2019 : Thank you! When I stopped interacting with pubes guy he got upset and said “god bless you” like what??
13 December 2019 : I’m 34 minutes into a 3 hour shift, and so far one man has talked to me about my ass for 5 minutes and another has asked me what color my pubes are. Where’s Thanos when we need him?
13 December 2019 : The true American way!
13 December 2019 : Oh haha I was at Potomac Ave so I guess I was watching the problem! Thank you!
13 December 2019 : Anyone know why B/O/S isn’t running eastbound? #wmata @HakunaWMATA
12 December 2019 : America is a fucking mess, but I still can't stop thinking about Boris Johnson stealing a reporters phone and also hiding in a fridge. #UKElection
12 December 2019 : . @emrata you are amazing. pic.twitter.com/khn87XawI2
12 December 2019 : Hold up THIS is what y’all were talking about?!? If we canceled every politician a rapist liked we’d be anarchists what the fuck. Rapists are everywhere!!!
12 December 2019 : This stance has pushed me to vote for Biden, or maybe Trump.
12 December 2019 : But what about potholes, Julian? What about the potholes?
12 December 2019 : And here I was just confused if 29 was too young or too old!
12 December 2019 : Why is dad at 29 on there?!
11 December 2019 : lol mike, you're the real mvp https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/11/opinion/jared-kushner-trump-anti-semitism.html pic.twitter.com/g5XznBby6s
11 December 2019 : Jack please hold a presser over this. We need evidence and facts and only #1599 can deliver.
11 December 2019 : I left my lunch on my kitchen counter, useless metro wasn’t running all morning, AND I skipped SoulCycle to wash my hair and put on make up because I thought an audio conference call was a video chat. Today is CANCELED. pic.twitter.com/eYy7aCK8Eg
11 December 2019 : Catching on fire is SO yesterday! I was going to walk to Union Station but saw that the red line was delayed too. They are The Worst.
11 December 2019 : what would a painting like this one cost?
11 December 2019 : Hey @wmata why do I pay you $90 a month for unlimited service when I have to take Uber to work at least twice a month? I’ve been waiting over an hour for this to clear up, and I’m finally just paying $9 for a ride to work. #wmata https://twitter.com/metrominder/status/1204763019777105920
11 December 2019 : Yes and then he immediately went into “extreme late term abortions.”
11 December 2019 : I fucking love "extreme late term abortions." I've personally had 12. #TrumpRallyHershey
11 December 2019 : Trump: I don't think Elizabeth Warren has seen her husband in 10 years. ....what? #TrumpRallyHershey
11 December 2019 : In other news, my submission to work for mike BLOOMBERG2020 is under review! pic.twitter.com/OuLfdBTYHN
11 December 2019 : How do we get @JulianCastro back in the game?
11 December 2019 : Here you go, Pete Buttigieg. Presentations and Loblaw bread. pic.twitter.com/6JpcUuKrWj
11 December 2019 : Does Pete think there is an excel and powerpoint business that runs separate finances from the health insurance business?!?! pic.twitter.com/5g9GdQuU1X
11 December 2019 : Pete Buttigieg: Well, I chose to work in the private sector. Most Americans work in the private sector. And I think the experience I got there served me well. America's most common jobs: pic.twitter.com/fWFVXqrzhs
11 December 2019 : Pete: Nothing I did at McKinsey led to job cuts or higher insurance premiums. In fact, they sent me to Canada to work in a grocery store. McKinsey: Few people here knew the young, low level volunteer named Pete Buttigieg.
10 December 2019 : Joe Biden: You don't want to vote for me? Well, you're an old fat dumbass. Me: Is this the worst thing a candidate can say? Pete: Hold my beer! https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2019/12/pete-buttigieg-mckinsey/603421/
9 December 2019 : Send in your CV and rates! Maybe we can be colleagues! pic.twitter.com/75AR90UyOi
9 December 2019 : Alice Levine is now the voice of my internal monologue. People at work are concerned about my wellbeing. I didn't realize my landlord was home above my apartment when I was binge listening, and now I can't look him in the eye. Is this support group a recovery situation? Help.
9 December 2019 : I have no idea what I'll do with myself now.
9 December 2019 : Kinda...on the plus side, I own my own business, and Im the only employee, so I cant get in trouble. On the down side, I work out of a WeWork, so Ive just been snotting/crying with laughter in my booth for a week straight, and there isnt anyone to assure fellow WeWorkers I'm ok.
9 December 2019 : Thank you. I am born and raised in the US, but now my internal monologue is in @alicelevine 's voice. Also I think my brain is largely mush now.
9 December 2019 : I started season 1, episode 1 at 8 am on Monday December 1. I am finally totally caught up in time for a listening party today, and there isn't one. SAD. #PornoDay https://twitter.com/dadwroteaporno/status/1203965398175145984
9 December 2019 : I am officially applying to work for the Bloomberg campaign because I want $6,000 a month. Here is my cover letter. pic.twitter.com/bTHpctPNnj
8 December 2019 : As someone who had completed the 30 SoulCycles in 30 days challenge more than once, I assume I’m the demographic for the original ad....and it was so creepy and off putting. This is great. https://twitter.com/vancityreynolds/status/1203118775815622664
6 December 2019 : Because I broke my ankle and couldn't work for like 4 months, and then was super limited after that, my income was so low for 2019 I was eligible for medicaid....but couldn't switch because no one fucking takes it. We live in hell.
6 December 2019 : I mean if I have time later I will, but realistically I'm sure it's somehow my fault and you won't give a shit, just like no one at BCBS gave a shit at the @DCHealthLink meetings when I and others BEGGED to not raise premiums. pic.twitter.com/xT0cE9jsRJ
6 December 2019 : Thanks, they're the worst. Look at this letter I got last month! pic.twitter.com/gARhBRSR78
6 December 2019 : Despite having a plan with a sticker price of over $400 a month, my Adderall was double its normal price today. @CareFirst is fucking trash.
6 December 2019 : Joe Biden, my man. This is the FOURTH campaign banner I have made for you. Please finally use this one. I'm starting to feel disrespected. pic.twitter.com/rkpPZxIY3K
5 December 2019 : I started this podcast on Monday and I'm like 75% sure if I had Spotify my year end review would like this, too.
5 December 2019 : Don't they have real stuff to worry about??
5 December 2019 : I don't even know the context of this, but yes. My phone has become unusable the last 2 months between constantly dying and autocorrecting correct words to gibberish.
5 December 2019 : When I was in high school, they told us to walk to school in a zig zag pattern and be careful of any white vans. No one did it, and we had actual confirmed snipers shooting people. Wtf is this mess? pic.twitter.com/zMUjnPoOEW
5 December 2019 : The second part of this ad is the ad I worry the trumps are trying to make for Ivanka.
5 December 2019 : It's been almost 24 hours and I'm still thinking about Tom McClintock asking the impeachment witnesses to raise their hands if they voted for Trump....and how I will never be a serious person, because this is how I would react. pic.twitter.com/lYXHD9B5Sg
4 December 2019 : Greg Steube saying that even rapists and murderers get due process is 100% the SNL Kavanaugh sketch where he asks Graham to stop comparing him to Bill Cosby. #ImpeachmentHearings
4 December 2019 : Did Gaetz just suggest we should impeach Obama? 😂😂 #ImpeachmentHearing
4 December 2019 : My new # favorite thing is crybaby Matt Gaetz screaming at a woman that she’s a big ole meanie. Poor lil snowflake. #ImpeachmentHearing
4 December 2019 : Same but writers.
3 December 2019 : what a fucking asshole. https://twitter.com/MattBinder/status/1201607216677171207
2 December 2019 : I once had one get waxed off. I didn't die, but I don't know that I recommend that method, either.
2 December 2019 : 🥚
1 December 2019 : Maybe I broke my ankle because it was tired of being so small and supporting such a giant calf.
1 December 2019 : I don’t think anyone is prepared to help! I try this every few years and I’m always disappointed. I’m going to go see a cobbler and see how many inches they can stretch out leather, so maybe I’ll learn a whole bunch there.
1 December 2019 : There is, but I have a 9” ankle and an 18-19” calf. The wide cut boots are made for people with larger ankles, and not such a huge size difference. 😭
1 December 2019 : It’s the worst. I’ve had one pair in my adult life that have ever fit me, outside of like Uggs.
1 December 2019 : My Black Friday nightmare continues. Wide calf boots: ankle is swimming, still can’t zip it up. Help. It’s so cold outside. pic.twitter.com/yPtFc2abbW
30 November 2019 : Hello I’m having a Black Friday emergency. I just found out “wide calf” boots have a teeny tiny 16” circumference. Anyone know where I can find 18-19” boots with a narrow heel? I just want to be warm and wearing something other than Uggs. pic.twitter.com/UzMmqg5sIH
30 November 2019 : I had a more traditional thanksgiving meal...a burger and some raw oysters. pic.twitter.com/vec72R8U1I
29 November 2019 : You too!!! One year will be our year.
28 November 2019 : Also like... every city is like this on thanksgiving. I think a better question is why ever leave LA.
28 November 2019 : I’ve always found the attitude of people in Baltimore to initially be gruff, but kind once you’re a little sarcastic back. It’s like a test.
28 November 2019 : I love that the first response is “just stay home and contribute to Jeff then” 😂
28 November 2019 : Since Instagram is down and i can’t share my story, here we go: even broken leg recovery can’t stop my SoulCycle turkey burn streak. 🦃🔥 pic.twitter.com/9Bd2qvilyE
21 November 2019 : @Caviar no matter where i try to order food from for pick up in DC, the app always tells me that my item is no longer available when i go to pay. do you just no longer do pick up?
21 November 2019 : did you catch a twitter ban??
21 November 2019 : Hey abusers, take a minute to stop and smell the hair follicles.
21 November 2019 : Really thought Joe was going to have a hardcore feminist moment and say that the best way to make college campuses safer was to "get men out of there." #DemDebate
21 November 2019 : When can they talk about police brutality? I miss @JulianCastro . He's the only mainstream politician I have ever heard talk about qualified immunity, and he did it on a presidential debate stage. #DemDebate #JulianDebates
21 November 2019 : I was trying to take a new headshot, but I got hired of listening to a bunch of rich assholes tell me what it’s like to be poor, so I guess now I’m all in on the #demdebate . pic.twitter.com/UqR3AvINXd
21 November 2019 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/df6kfgAUyA
21 November 2019 : Do you pay off medical debt? Asking for a me.
21 November 2019 : This continues to plague me. Plus now I have a republican remix in my mind radio. I want no I want no I want no quid pro quo
20 November 2019 : Hello, I still can’t get over him saying we want to see nudes of Trump. https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1197287097276751872
20 November 2019 : Hello, I still can’t get over him saying we want to see nudes of Trump.
20 November 2019 : If I get cold, I have a vest, thank you very much! 😂
20 November 2019 : Girl same. Everyone and stupid sleeves can fuck right on off. pic.twitter.com/Ukb9SQjPcs
20 November 2019 : Ever since I saw the "I WANT NOTHING I WANT NOTHING" paper, Money for Nothing has been stuck in my head....but like "I want my, I want my, I want my quid pro quo." It's been hours.
20 November 2019 : 😂😫
20 November 2019 : Omg
20 November 2019 : This is truly incredible. https://twitter.com/epluribusmarcus/status/1197199326881157121
20 November 2019 : Gimme those sweet presidential nudes. 🤢
20 November 2019 : Then we all have to do two shots, right out of the gate.
20 November 2019 : I can’t wait to see what these comedic geniuses come up with next. https://twitter.com/jack_burkman/status/1196979654453645312
20 November 2019 : Fuck yeah.
16 November 2019 : part 2 of ochocinco's neighborhood drama. https://twitter.com/ochocinco/status/1195384944115081216
16 November 2019 : Does she say Seth Rick??
15 November 2019 : Apparently! But I just didn’t know, that’s why I was asking lol. I’m at a police oversight meeting watching a county cop talk about how great the police are, so im locked away in a classroom and was trying to figure out how to follow it.
15 November 2019 : Is this going on right now?
15 November 2019 : I'm at a NACOLE regional meeting, and a Baltimore County cop said that it's important to realize structural change starts with hiring practices. So why did the county just hire Rodney Hill? https://www.baltimoresun.com/maryland/baltimore-county/bs-md-co-rodney-hill-county-20191114-i7z6i5xx7jaezd3pyewwb2wfm4-story.html
15 November 2019 : And then everyone stands up and claps. pic.twitter.com/gxdBgPUpif
15 November 2019 : I forced a bot to listen to 1,000 hours of Trump's phone calls with foreign leaders and then asked it to write a transcript of its own. Here is an excerpt. pic.twitter.com/U6J2C7C6sc
13 November 2019 : Oh thank god. There are signs. #ImpeachmentDay pic.twitter.com/VcQVjRnoJG
13 November 2019 : 😢 https://twitter.com/ekoslof/status/1193933785290678272
13 November 2019 : Is Epstein’s death horseshoe theory?
11 November 2019 : Can’t wait for these worlds to combine pic.twitter.com/jrnPgIc0b2
10 November 2019 : Trump got booed at bama! Okay where’s my money?
9 November 2019 : It is never too late to grift.
8 November 2019 : Exhibit A: @Comey
8 November 2019 : Hey @conner_omalley ....guess it's time for some more billionaire fanboy videos! Maybe Bloomberg will send you two monthly envelopes of pills. Hoochie for Bloomie? https://twitter.com/conner_omalley/status/1105233500746252291
7 November 2019 : TIL my hometown, Alexandria (home to Ft Belvoir, steps from the Pentagon, next to the Arlington Cemetery), is a radical Petri dish of leftist ideals. Very cool!
7 November 2019 : @ddale8 can u pls fact check this
6 November 2019 : I would like to remind the world how much everyone hates Matt Bevin's Mr. Bean lookin ass. https://twitter.com/MattJonesRadio/status/1124838301515567105
2 November 2019 : I wasnt drinking at all, but I do believe he was stoned!
1 November 2019 : my not-boyfriend regularly brought me pizzas when i was hurt and taught me this trick. forever grateful.
1 November 2019 : Is this your first time seeing this classic american ad? Sad! You could have gotten a good deal on some subs. https://gawker.com/subway-honors-the-onions-offensive-9-11-coupon-1324655816
1 November 2019 : forget tupperware, individually foil the slices and then throw them in the oven when you're hungry. no dishes! life hacks i figured out with a broken leg, except youre less likely to nosedive into the oven.
31 October 2019 : Really proud to be part of your radical following. Ty for the opportunity.
31 October 2019 : YO MARISNICK ALL INNING WHAT IS YOU DOING.
31 October 2019 : It’s margarita and some fangs tonight 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1gzqwa7o4k
31 October 2019 : Tonight I’m at a Chilis in the suburbs, being happy for my dad being happy that the Nats are winning. I promised him ONE game 😂
31 October 2019 : We ended up at a pizza place in DuPont, tv free!
31 October 2019 : I might begrudgingly be rooting for the Nats for this ONE GAME just for my dad, but I’m also passive aggressively wearing this orange shirt. #Game7 pic.twitter.com/7JP8ygdQSx
31 October 2019 : There is an am I the asshole post rn about a Tuesday wedding.
30 October 2019 : yes. i am losing my mind so much that i'm on twitter angrily searching for other people who are suffering lol.
29 October 2019 : I need a Papa George and Laura Loomer campaign crossover.
29 October 2019 : I feel like bars are wheeling in TVs just for the week.
29 October 2019 : The wine bar we planned on going to is showing the game. IT'S A WINE BAR. I didn't even realize they had TVs!!
29 October 2019 : Help! What are some bars in DC that are NOT showing the World Series?
29 October 2019 : It's true. They are 3 v good doggos. https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/1189218750169571330
25 October 2019 : Fuck how, Andrew B Silas. I hope your career tanks, you sack of shit. Schrodingers douchebag. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/amberjamieson/harvey-weinstein-heckled-comedian-event-women-actors pic.twitter.com/GTS3TVqjfI
25 October 2019 : God knows the hours I spent in line in security weren’t enough 😫😫
25 October 2019 : DCA: everything in your bag is fine. DFW: we now inspect granola. Always. It’s dangerous. But that’s the only thing in your bag we care about. DAL: who cares about granola? We ALWAYS inspect face wipes. They’re dangerous. My luggage has been identical at each airport.
24 October 2019 : Ty for adding the sir. That’s the only way a true patriot would speak to GEOTUS. https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1187225241174663169
24 October 2019 : This is far more believable with the sir, thank you.
24 October 2019 : go away
23 October 2019 : Not even with a free pizza?
22 October 2019 : . @JordanUhl , you forgot to say “sir.” Due to that, I give this tweet 3 Pinocchio’s. https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1186501216970399746
22 October 2019 : The country is not pleased. We vomit.
20 October 2019 : I find it puzzling that us Sanders supporters are able to eat food and pat for cell phone service. https://twitter.com/jordanuhl/status/1185968913135353857
20 October 2019 : Lol I’m gonna let the people who do that think about why they think it’s more likely a woman wants to date kids than it is a woman is closed to the idea of having them haha
20 October 2019 : Never forget this helpful hero who tried to give him a new spine. pic.twitter.com/XR9NBo19eg
20 October 2019 : Me, lamenting being single: sure do wish I could compromise and be open to kids. It would make dating a lot easier. Me, on a plane: is there a doctor on board who can pull out my uterus right now?
20 October 2019 : I’ve gotten 2 or 3 of these in less than a week 😂 you can help by making me less poor, I guess, or chill until I get paid. pic.twitter.com/jh2kIyfyrh
20 October 2019 : This thread is very good. https://twitter.com/tjalamont/status/1185240300400197632
18 October 2019 : Instead, have you tried fucking off?
18 October 2019 : Just got a 7 day ban on Facebook, all because I shared that @virgiltexas tweet about doing whippets for white genocide from over a year ago 😫😫 pic.twitter.com/0whJMBQsqL
18 October 2019 : Proud capitalist business owners: Whoa lady, that’s way too much. I found another agency who will charge me $8 an hour and one IMAX movie voucher. Good luck with your “company”!
18 October 2019 : Me, an anti-capitalism socialist: charges rates that allow me to pay my staff according to this very idea
18 October 2019 : Capitalism: is founded on the idea that companies will pay good workers a good wage, incentivizing people to excel at their jobs, and keeping the best workers with the best companies
18 October 2019 : Trump is shitting on windmills saying it will ruin the Texas economy. https://www.kut.org/post/texas-has-generated-more-electricity-wind-coal-so-far-year
18 October 2019 : "Sometimes you have to let them fight a little while, and then people figure out how tough it is" is a weird way to describe repeated attempts at genocide, but that's what Trump is saying about the Kurds being slaughtered by Turkey.
18 October 2019 : I would rather continue watching this Trump rally than turn on that garbage.
18 October 2019 : Trump at his Dallas rally: Radical democrats want to indoctrinate our children and tell them that our country is a sinful, evil nation. ... What. Is this about Columbus?
18 October 2019 : he's talking now and it is much sadder i promise
18 October 2019 : Reminding people that Mike Pence sucks is evergreen. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1176917104223772674
16 October 2019 : Senators moved to Texas 17 years before I was born, and the Expos became the Nationals my 17th year on earth...so if you’re my age and a Nats fan, im sure you are really invested in baseball. Let’s go Astros! #STLvsWSH
13 October 2019 : Stop.
11 October 2019 : Well, an audience of one plus those of us with brainworms.
11 October 2019 : Since a lot of people didn't get the corn joke, I hope other people show up in random cheap costumes, adding to the absurdism.
11 October 2019 : Who is singing the anthem this time? Will the flag be even bigger than last weeks comically large flag? Will @Jack_Burkman quote himself in person or just in the media alert? Will they ever pony up for Center of Election 2020 HQ email addresses? Tune in Monday to find out! https://twitter.com/jack_burkman/status/1182710482060435462
11 October 2019 : Not my Banksy! 😫😫 pic.twitter.com/kivl4HGEY5
10 October 2019 : pic.twitter.com/9QHGKuFN13
10 October 2019 : ya they banged on wmata
10 October 2019 : you're a true hero
10 October 2019 : This will happen another hundred thousand times. It will be your fault. pic.twitter.com/srJXrIewPd
10 October 2019 : Who knew Trump was such a fucking Yoko? Can't believe no one else thought to take 2 men out of Syria and solve all the problems!
10 October 2019 : Two ISIS men are not in ISIS anymore so no more problems!!! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1182147895371472896
10 October 2019 : I HAVE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR THIS MOMENT TY
9 October 2019 : It’ll be like this but stickers of her face and we will yell LOOMERED after putting a Loomer on things. pic.twitter.com/6O0aoeJDsL
9 October 2019 : Cant wait to move to Florida to campaign for her.
9 October 2019 : A surprising number of people don’t get the corn joke, which honestly makes the costume funnier.
9 October 2019 : But you coulda cut out loomer!!
9 October 2019 : #TrumpGenocide https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1181966815771136001
9 October 2019 : Why would you send me this picture of loomer I feel so attacked.
9 October 2019 : Only one thing to do after a conference like that. #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/riKzw7p3b9
9 October 2019 : Also the number of people not getting it is hilarious, because it makes it even more absurd.
9 October 2019 : He’s a true American hero.
9 October 2019 : I can’t wait to see what they come up with for next week.
9 October 2019 : And the #JacobWohl presser is done. I’d like to point out there was a very friendly guy who talked to us when we got here, and he yelled by when he drove off...from his vehicle with a 3 percenter sticker. So many Wohl is apolitical — everyone hates him.
9 October 2019 : A SPRAY IS COMING. Wohl is told “no don’t do that.” #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/OleDmEcSPr
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl calls on the guy playing the banjo for a question. Banjo guy: how’s your felony going, dipshit?! Wohl: Next question.
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl is threatening to spray the bagpipe player with the hose. Crowd chants “Spray! Spray! Spray!”
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl refuses to tell corn guy why he blocked him on twitter. pic.twitter.com/EziMI7E1IP
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl says that Andrew Yang has come by the election 2020 HQ house here, and is about to receive the Wohl receive award of approval.
9 October 2019 : They’ve now threatened to spray us with the hose if we don’t stop heckling. #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/EFoccMFPgz
9 October 2019 : A man walks up and hands #JacobWohl a paper. They are pretending they’ve received a cease and desist from Kamala Harris.
9 October 2019 : This is the man #JacobWohl found. pic.twitter.com/xm4OooAvYh
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl anthem time. pic.twitter.com/iYqGSh4fIg
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl presser begins. They are asking us to sing national anthem. pic.twitter.com/GoxW8armBM
9 October 2019 : #JacobWohl bring one black?! Really?? pic.twitter.com/ggXabFjqd8
9 October 2019 : Please explain #JacobWohl : it says here it’s unusual for Shawns clients to “only perform oral sex” on him...except hes a personal trainer. Isn’t any sexual shit with his clients unusual?!
9 October 2019 : EW RUDE IM TOUCHING THESE PAPERS
9 October 2019 : Jacob Wohl has delivered the documents! pic.twitter.com/XmULzHyHYm
9 October 2019 : AirPod security man has set up a running water hose to spray at us, just like Sean Spicer on SNL. #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/odrMQ86hyj
9 October 2019 : Jacob Wohl is having technical difficulties. pic.twitter.com/GhgEtIUudp
9 October 2019 : Another day another #JacobWohl presser. pic.twitter.com/q2hO4i5eL7
9 October 2019 : It’s going to be the image that they drop down on us coastal elites in the meme war. I am traumatized already.
9 October 2019 : I dislike this.
9 October 2019 : Yeah I've actually been looking for the vide of it the last couple days. I was waiting for a flight and watched it live, in shock, on Morning Joe.
9 October 2019 : You're talking about the man who went on live television and said "I'm on the Trump train now, choo choo."
9 October 2019 : Context why what is happening
9 October 2019 : I hope those F-35 sales are fucking worth it. #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : this cannot be said enough.
9 October 2019 : Anyway, go watch Turtles Can Fly: https://amzn.to/35uiAHE And then think about all those ISIS prisoners that are about to go free. #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : Blood is on America's hands for the Anfal genocide; instead of atoning for that, we now abandon our ally. This isn't about the PKK. This is about the targeting of a racial minority, a group that neighboring nations would like to see erased. #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : "My daughter Narjis came to me, complaining about pain in her eyes, chest and stomach. When I got close to see what's wrong with her, she threw up all over me...I took her in to wash her face..all my other children were throwing up." #KurdsBetrayedByTrump http://www.nbcnews.com/id/14475531/ns/world_news-mideast_n_africa/t/kurds-recount-gas-attack-horror-saddam-trial/#.XZ4C8-dKgzU
9 October 2019 : I'm not going to argue about the PKK and their tactics, but I am going to say this: Turkey would slaughter 11 million Kurds without hesitation. #KurdsBetrayedByTrump pic.twitter.com/mZrOlMDd3k
9 October 2019 : So when you see tweets that say "Turkey loves the Kurds and hates the PKK" please understand: that's just saving face internationally. If any Kurds step out of line by running schools or asking for rights, they're immediately considered members of the PKK. #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : Or remember how, in my lifetime, Turkey imprisoned people for the crime of speaking Kurdish? And how even once though that's no longer the official reason for arrests, Turkey does everything it can to keep people from speaking and learning in Kurdish? #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : If that's too far back, how about July 2015 to August 2016, when Turkey murdered 2,000 Kurds, displaced hundreds of thousands of Kurds, and destroyed Kurdish schools and landmarks, all under the guise of combatting terrorism? #TurkeyIsATerrorState https://preview.tinyurl.com/y5qlpz6x
9 October 2019 : Remember when the Kurds were promised a Kurdistan, and Turkey didn't cooperate and we didn't care? #KurdsBetrayedByTheWorld pic.twitter.com/pu4XGm5EaL
9 October 2019 : Remember when we helped Saddam into power because we needed a buffer against Iran, and then he and his cousin Chemical Ali conducted a mass genocide of the Kurds? #KurdsBetrayedByTrump
9 October 2019 : I am guessing because the new phones and watch. I upgraded my watch on a trade in and it was the biggest hassle bc of compatibility issues with iOS. Nothing is ever really free ha.
9 October 2019 : Yes and it’s horrible.
9 October 2019 : KURDS. EXISTING. PROVOKES. TURKEY. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1181584083132043264
9 October 2019 : Don’t listen to the sock accounts using the bullshit “Kurds stand with Turkey” hashtag. This is what is real. https://twitter.com/cesare_kurmanc/status/1181923893386387458
9 October 2019 : pic.twitter.com/ISx65qlah5
9 October 2019 : 2LiveJew bonus pod.
9 October 2019 : Losing power for 5 days would be financially devastating for me. I wouldn’t be able to buy replacement/provisional food/water, or take the train anywhere, or use eBay to continue to sell my possessions to pay off medical debt. But people get to chat. Cool. What an asinine take. https://twitter.com/melissacolorado/status/1181752695356411907
9 October 2019 : You’re missing out. Except I need a shirt that says “Election 2🌽2🌽 HQ” and without this shirt my life is meaningless.
9 October 2019 : ELECTION 2020 HQ BITCHES
9 October 2019 : Fuck yeah, bitches. https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1181720343192444928
8 October 2019 : Instead, it's about showing other countries we betray and abandon our allies. But no one cares about the Kurds. So when Turkey starts to slaughter them, people will say nothing. Will our allies that matter (ie those who are allowed to have a country) really feel threatened? No.
8 October 2019 : I don't see anyone quoting the Chemical Ali trial as a reason this group of PEOPLE might need an ally.
8 October 2019 : People are talking about this, but most are discussing the Kurds in the context that they exist: brown. It's not about how IN MY LIFETIME chemicals were dumped on them & children watched parents throw up their insides as they held fabric over their kids faces to keep them alive
8 October 2019 : Meanwhile, Turkey can’t stop bragging about distinguishing between PKK/YPG and Kurdish people, EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T IN PRACTICE.
8 October 2019 : It’s fucking frustrating that Americans aren’t distinguishing between Kurds as a people vs PKK, when we should -- because as a race, THEY WILL BE EXTERMINATED. It's a lot easier to back away from an army. We're abandoning a people.
8 October 2019 : This was true in January, and it is true now. https://twitter.com/manda_writes/status/1084874389403959296
8 October 2019 : Turkish flag avatar accounts: PKK and Kurds are not the same! Turkey loves Kurdish people, we just hate the PKK! #KurdsSideWithTurkey Those same people: Any Kurd who speaks Kurdish, congregates with more than 2 Kurdish people, or asks for any rights is definitely in the PKK.
8 October 2019 : "Saddam would drop gas and people would say it's unfair." - Donald Trump, Jan 18, 2016, Liberty University Just a casual explanation of Hussein's attempt to wipe out all Kurds by dumping nerve gas on them as they tried to run away. A little genocide of children, kind of unfair.
8 October 2019 : America, 1988: Halabja Massacre? Never heard of it. Fuck off, Kurdistan. America, 2002: We need to go to war to protect the Kurdish people. The Halabja Massacre was a tragedy. America, 2019: There sure are a lot of Kurds in Turkey, seems like they're doing fine. Ok bye.
8 October 2019 : So glad I walked to Navy Yard instead of being one of the first 5 am suckers at Eastern Market who would be reporting live from hell. I knew it was going to suck.
8 October 2019 : lol remember when we had to go to war with Iraq because Saddam was a bad dude who committed “outrageous human rights abuses” like gassing the Kurds?
8 October 2019 : But what happened to TRUMP TRAIN, CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKER?
8 October 2019 : WHAT FUCKING BUTTON WAS HE PUSHING
8 October 2019 : Yoooo county people are wild. How DO your explain your racism to little kids? https://twitter.com/bmore_history/status/1181397049192992771
7 October 2019 : Correct.
7 October 2019 : Never ever has a facebook status I’ve made aged so poorly....and I used to be a libertarian. Though I guess Trump still might not actually know anything about Kurdistan or Kurdish people. https://t.co/ZEkryxAL3h
7 October 2019 : Welp. https://twitter.com/ivankatrump/status/193337302066540545
7 October 2019 : not even chiefpolice1?
6 October 2019 : Handmaid at the Kavanaugh protest. pic.twitter.com/N3ZHiYWjQM
6 October 2019 : At Kavanaugh protest, @molly_coleman says Brett Kavanaugh is an a symptom of the problem that a lifetime defending corporations gets you a spot on the Supreme Court or in the presidents cabinet, but a lifetime defending the public maybe lets you pay off your student loans.
5 October 2019 : we will give you the entire jacob wohl if you want him.
5 October 2019 : This is so beautiful. Thank you, @heavenrants pic.twitter.com/rnBnRooHkQ
5 October 2019 : So I can sell Qanoners my Abort Mike Pence shirts too?! I finally get to grift!
5 October 2019 : Lmao this response pic.twitter.com/05hPRN9fY7
5 October 2019 : This is an amazing tweet. https://twitter.com/heavenrants/status/1179826432064868354
4 October 2019 : Shocking. Kelvin seemed really believable and reliable.
4 October 2019 : @wmata why is it hot af inside Stadium Armory?
4 October 2019 : PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!
4 October 2019 : be nice he's always watching u pic.twitter.com/G4o7fL81Uk
4 October 2019 : the one in shorts is the sex marine
4 October 2019 : Everyone just called him AirPod.
4 October 2019 : No, and I’m 31.
3 October 2019 : and has the worst sense of humor. nickels back!
3 October 2019 : ty this means a lot to me.
3 October 2019 : This is the look Jacob Wohl gave me when I cracked up over the sex marines horrible acting. pic.twitter.com/mgfT0hxPLC
3 October 2019 : ahahahhaha
3 October 2019 : Seems legit!
3 October 2019 : He never came down the stairs! I was hoping for a show.
3 October 2019 : This has to be against the HOA!
3 October 2019 : Thanks so much for this artifact from this “momentous day in history,” #JacobWohl . I will treasure it forever. Some pointers: a running collage of Warrens selfies with hot guys on the tv would have been a nice touch. Also the sex marine could have come closer to the audience. pic.twitter.com/34haXs1Bxe
3 October 2019 : yeah he was "proving" his "relationship"
3 October 2019 : Fin! One person in the crowd says he’s switching from Sanders to Warren based on her stamina. #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/3p70KdeAsb
3 October 2019 : Now #JacobWohl says he doesn’t have to answer any questions about his medical history because of HIPAA. I can hear him spell it HIPPA in his mind. Also that’s not what HIPAA is.
3 October 2019 : Q: how is this different than Trump? #JacobWohl : Donald Trump is a true alpha male.
3 October 2019 : #JacobWohl : we know women are more hormonal than men.
3 October 2019 : Audience question: “Do you think this is going to hurt Warrens campaign? Because I think ‘Elizabeth Warren fucks’ slaps.” #JacobWohl : we are apolitical here. Everyone: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3 October 2019 : Sex marine is telling us we can look up his unit on Wikipedia if we want to know. Now #JacobWohl is saying that we don’t play around w service here. He again tells AirPod to “get that man outta here.”
3 October 2019 : Yes
3 October 2019 : Heeeeeeey! #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/xcMwHpJPwe
3 October 2019 : We’re all on the sidewalk.
3 October 2019 : We’re told if we don’t stop laughing we have to leave. #JacobWohl
3 October 2019 : As everyone laughs #JacobWohl says this isn’t a funny thing. Asks if we’re laughing at the troops. 😂😂 he is v cross. 🌽🌽 pic.twitter.com/ufDHGYcKVA
3 October 2019 : There are documents. Ty #JacobWohl pic.twitter.com/kAThVaFHJ8
3 October 2019 : Those of us who are terminally online.
3 October 2019 : This man says his dog had an affair with Warren’s dog, Bailey. Will #JacobWohl cover this?? pic.twitter.com/JiTPBkQTVm
3 October 2019 : This #JacobWohl shit is packed. pic.twitter.com/R9zQvPdqLE
3 October 2019 : @julianfeeld an-TIH-fuh
3 October 2019 : Today there’s a crossover of my two favorite podcasts, @QanonAnonymous and @bastardspod , AND #JacobWohl is having a press conference?! Unbelievable.
2 October 2019 : Lmao what the fuck https://twitter.com/_freejosh/status/1179475432040800261
2 October 2019 : Shout out to my customers for paying for my healthcare with every purchase. Also my food and rent. https://twitter.com/mattdpearce/status/1179245792474931201
1 October 2019 : Im stealing this so I can finally top my psycho costume.
1 October 2019 : Ha! Maybe I can sell Donald one of my shirts! pic.twitter.com/PwegGq0Pl0
28 September 2019 : 😍😍
27 September 2019 : Welp! https://twitter.com/hw_beat_that/status/1177533718191202306
27 September 2019 : Rudy said George Soros on Ingraham. Drink!
27 September 2019 : an award!
27 September 2019 : Yes!! And now we're off with Rudy!
27 September 2019 : Deep state, basket of deplorables, Kavanaugh -- she's got all the greatest hits going on.
26 September 2019 : Nothing like listening to The Daily try to explain Crowdstrike in 30 seconds or less to make you realize how depressingly terminally online you are!
26 September 2019 : As if it wasn't already the worst trash take of all time.
26 September 2019 : Also I can't even take that seriously I just see this on Trump's stumpy neck. pic.twitter.com/Ltm5zIy3am
26 September 2019 : Amen.
26 September 2019 : This is a cursed tweet.
26 September 2019 : Now the OG followers gotta go make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them in the name of Q, Flynn, and potus.
25 September 2019 : same, but as a woman online dating.
25 September 2019 : sometimes in venezuela people are just walking and then socialism makes their lungs seize up and they die, and that is what aoc wants
25 September 2019 : Usually I'd feel bad about spelling college collage, but the way he struggled to say those words makes me feel ok.
25 September 2019 : TRUMP JUST DROPPED HIS ELECTORAL COLLAGE NUMBERS!! Drink!!!
25 September 2019 : I dont know if you noticed, but I have anti climb panels.
25 September 2019 : "The best unemployment numbers we've ever had...and the most and best EMPLOYMENT numbers."
25 September 2019 : He's malfunctioning! It's like when your Furby's battery ran low.
25 September 2019 : *weak and low energy
25 September 2019 : It's all the PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!! I guess.
25 September 2019 : Here we go, Trump put down the notecards!
25 September 2019 : Given this whole #TrumpImpeachment thing, it's probably a good time to remind people I sell #AbortMikePence t shirts that benefit Planned Parenthood. https://store.abortmikepence.com/product/abort-mike-pence-t-shirt/ pic.twitter.com/jVSKcko5vN
25 September 2019 : In the history of the US?! Several presidents were murdered; I think that’s worse. pic.twitter.com/3N4MJ06mmO
25 September 2019 : I'm here tonight because of a SHAM. A political CON JOB orchestrated by the Clintons, George Soros, Kathy Griffin, and Mr. Ronan Sinatra. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1176686751986933760
25 September 2019 : i mean this is literally the best way to sum it up. https://twitter.com/enterc1evername/status/1176691661021360131
24 September 2019 : Cindy and her “where’s the manager” haircut are gonna REVOLT, and you can leap off if you don’t like it, TWITTER!
24 September 2019 : Be best.
24 September 2019 : This is 100% my birthday cake next year.
23 September 2019 : I wasn't either, but Guyger's attorney asked for a mistrial based on a newspaper article, so she didn't seem to have a choice.
23 September 2019 : The judge already sequestered the jury.
23 September 2019 : Today at 130pm EST, you can watch the start of Amber Guyger’s trial. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-2U0_-mMwKY
23 September 2019 : Good god how do they have almost as many people as the dc rally?
21 September 2019 : this is beautiful. is donald trump a king who provides burgers?
21 September 2019 : help someone photoshop his face onto that image i clearly cant. pic.twitter.com/3Ud1H3mANe
21 September 2019 : I've been thinking about this a lot today, and not just related to the school district. Many of my thoughts have been about the support for this in the same streets in dc that we shut down in 2014 after Mike Brown died. It's...something.
21 September 2019 : Whatever it is, that’s me. https://twitter.com/drmistercody/status/1175230152143294464
20 September 2019 : SO MUCH FOR THE TOLERANT AND CIVIL LEFT.
20 September 2019 : I had to get off and get an Uber when one stop took the normal length of my ENTIRE commute
20 September 2019 : Imagine paying for an unlimited pass and nothing is ever refunded.
20 September 2019 : Same.
20 September 2019 : YA HATE TO SEE IT!!! https://twitter.com/PrivateSnuffy/status/1174763185464725504
20 September 2019 : 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 https://twitter.com/MR_STiXX/status/1174759678129135617
19 September 2019 : This thread really speaks to me.
19 September 2019 : This is a truly beautiful story.
19 September 2019 : Very legal, very cool! https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1174804665650696192
19 September 2019 : “Good job, jelly beans!” Please never change, @danpfeiffer
19 September 2019 : Well, and how his father came home in tattered clothes and covered in blood everyday.
19 September 2019 : What a shitshow Gaetz derailed that into.
19 September 2019 : He is the WORST.
19 September 2019 : Talking about Gaetz, Nadler says: Although the gentleman's comments may be obnoxious... Gaetz: Point of order! Johnson (I think): Woe is me! I picked a fight and now I need help! Jesus CHRIST. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Disappointing.
19 September 2019 : Gaetz: I might be racist, but you are too! #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Honestly I should be @ manda_typos and not manda_writes
19 September 2019 : How does Gohmert manage to bring up Peter Strzok? These people are dedicated! #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Sharpton making the point that consent decrees need to remain even if administrations change. Again, Sessions sent in a Jones Day atty to federal court in Baltimore, who asked an incredulous judge if they could do a takesie-backsie on the consent decree. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Toilet water doesn’t even make this a challenge. I’d rather drink turpentine than date Stephen Miller.
19 September 2019 : LOL Doug Collins is such an intentionally obtuse asshole. "Just put [the bad actors] in jail!" As if the FOP would EVER allow that. Good luck even slightly changing an LEOBR. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Not only that, but when a white person is killed at the hands of the police, it is much easier to get black activists to show up than it is to get white people to give a shit. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Al Sharpton is pointing out that black people are there for white victims of police brutality. In my experience, there are generally many more black people at protests after a white death than there are whites at a protest when there is a black victim. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Heather MacDonald: Had any of these victims been BLACK, it would have been in the news. Get her, @drphilgoff . #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Heather MacDonald is talking again. What’s with these curly haired women racists having such frizzy hair? See also: Kent state gun girl. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : "No one thinks black lives matter more than the police!!!"
19 September 2019 : Heather MacDonald hit so many talking points! ✅BLACK ON BLACK CRIME! ✅Have you considered the blacks are the REAL racists??? ✅Police have ACTUALLY helped civilize those unruly minorities ✅White people are the ones suffering #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Heather MacDonald: There is NO government agency more dedicated to the proposition that black lives matter than the police. #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Well you were great.
19 September 2019 : . @JRBlake : In my opinion there should be a national database that has public information for all officer abuse and brutality cases. YES! #policeoversighthearing
19 September 2019 : Al Sharpton: "The president says I hate cops. No, I just dislike the president." #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Sharpton says Barr and Sessions have signaled they don't care about police brutality. Huge understatement! In Baltimore, Sessions replaced DOJ attorney who had been working on consent decree w a Jones Day appointee, who asked to forget the whole CD thing. #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Lying liar Patrick Yoes talking about how dangerous it is to be a cop. Here is the reality -- unless, of course, you're @RepDougCollins father, who came home in tattered clothes and covered in blood every night. #PoliceOversightHearing https://thinkprogress.org/how-dangerous-is-it-to-be-a-cop-heres-what-the-data-says-c07f6a58d8fc/ pic.twitter.com/hUypI3XF2x
19 September 2019 : The FOP is a terrorist organization, and Patrick Yoes is a liar. #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Complaining is his super power.
19 September 2019 : Well, I know why Sean Suiter isn't there!
19 September 2019 : I played this video loud wo headphones and they heard.
19 September 2019 : What a good question.
19 September 2019 : I didn't realize Georgia was such a war torn state.
19 September 2019 : - cops in georgia come home covered in blood every. single. day! - come to jesus moment that having sex with someone in your custody isnt a mistake, but probably a crime I think that was about it?
19 September 2019 : "My dad was covered in blood everyday when he came home." EJECT!
19 September 2019 : Now Collins is saying he's tempted to say an officer having sex with someone is a "mistake" but will concede it's a crime. What?! #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Is Collins suggesting his cop dad came home covered in blood every single day? Um. What the fuck is going on in Georgia? #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Nadler just said we need to re-evaluate qualified immunity and my jaw dropped. Between that and @JulianCastro , I'm amazed. If you had told me 5 years ago this would be commonplace discussion, I would have called you a liar. #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : After mentioning John Crawford III and Freddie Gray, Nadler says "Let me state clearly for the record that black lives matter." #PoliceOversightHearing
19 September 2019 : Just overheard a white woman explaining to a brown man why Justin Trudeau's brownface wasn't that bad. Cool! https://twitter.com/mackaytaggart/status/1174656304314376192
19 September 2019 : Today at 10 am EST there is a hearing on policing in the House. James Blake will be testifying; I will be rage tweeting from my office. https://youtu.be/w5lvoY5XIdA
19 September 2019 : 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️ https://twitter.com/justin_fenton/status/1174414963273863171
19 September 2019 : All polls and some new polls?? 🤦🏼‍♀️
19 September 2019 : Stop. 😂🙄
18 September 2019 : If it was, dating nice leftist men sure would be a lot easier! https://twitter.com/JaBogen/status/1174403903779147776
18 September 2019 : I truly cannot believe I thought I could do the @ArmyTenMilerATM in a month. This is me jumping for height, good leg v bad leg. If I rebreak my ankle during the run, is there a nonfinisher injury jacket I can buy? pic.twitter.com/VLaeemWpWH
18 September 2019 : Someone name ONE THING the Baltimore City PD does right. "Harrison cited two reasons why the department hasn’t conducted an internal probe: the potential to encourage more civil lawsuits against city police." https://www.baltimoresun.com/politics/bs-md-pol-harrison-gttf-20190917-gh2um4wjcnfvfippwyh3prti6u-story.html
18 September 2019 : aaaw DAMMIT! pic.twitter.com/IU3Ykc2Mkq
17 September 2019 : cheater. this isnt even a rap.
17 September 2019 : this one reminded me of the video in the ring...which i guess would explain why you shared this with us, the innocent public.
17 September 2019 : Lewandowski is such a piece of shit he told Raskin “my children are watching, so thanks for that” when Raskin says the tooth fairy isn’t real. It’s hour 3. I want to rip my eyeballs out. Your small children stopped watching hours ago.
17 September 2019 : Lesko managed to say the phrase "FUNDED BY THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN" but somehow didn't say "and George Soros and Mr. Ronan Sinatra" so good for her. #Lewandowski pic.twitter.com/LR1FcGfbOA
17 September 2019 : Is Gaetz asking a question, or is he auditioning for Trump's cabinet and Lindsey Graham's production of The Crucible? #Lewandowski pic.twitter.com/VORoOjEKPv
17 September 2019 : Cinghiale.
17 September 2019 : High crimes by magic marker. Kavanaugh. Socialism. The GOP is playing their greatest hits! #Lewandowski
17 September 2019 : Ratcliffe: there are 135 socialists in the house! Jesus Christ I fucking WISH!!!! #Lewandowski
17 September 2019 : Ratcliffe: The Democrats! The party of impeachment! @ things reactionaries say that would be awesome if they were true #Lewandowski
17 September 2019 : Go patriots!
17 September 2019 : Literally how is any of this real.
17 September 2019 : Raveeeeens!
17 September 2019 : You know who wasn't falsely accused, Jim Jordan? Your pal Richard Strauss!
17 September 2019 : Chabot: Actually, it was OBUMMER who colluded with the Russians to get Trump elected, right??? Lewandowski: Yes.
17 September 2019 : Collins and Lewandowski are talking about being a Patriots fan, which is further proof that anyone who supports the Pats is a fucking asshole.
17 September 2019 : lol #Lewandowski will "continue to be fourth rate." Love it.
17 September 2019 : just tag me next time.
17 September 2019 : WSJ: Why did you unsubscribe? Come back! Also WSJ: THIS FUCKING HEADLINE. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1173956448226881538
17 September 2019 : literally came here to say this.
17 September 2019 : Chapo Trap House’s comparison of Joe Biden and Dan Quinn is maybe the best thing that’s ever happened to my commute.
17 September 2019 : Ok bitch bye https://twitter.com/415holgate/status/1173634381723783168
17 September 2019 : 😫😂 https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/1173833623889305600
17 September 2019 : Trump is rambling on so long that even Fox news has to stop it to cry about Kavanaugh's misfortune.
17 September 2019 : Why isn’t this your pinned tweet? Honestly.
17 September 2019 : Also I've had like 4 people shot on my street in the past couple of weeks (2 in front of my house) in DC and my Cap Hill neighborhood has nowhere near the police presence that is at any given place in Baltimore.
17 September 2019 : My friend who is from Richmond was in Baltimore with me this week, and she kept pointing out all the cops.
17 September 2019 : Is this the perfect tweet? I think so. https://twitter.com/doomervondoom/status/1173721538455068672
17 September 2019 : Truly this person has the best handle possible.
17 September 2019 : This is the best thread.
16 September 2019 : who the actual fuck wrote this tweet for you.
16 September 2019 : idk whats better...tagging everyone, or the look of pure joy on @julianfeeld 's face in the picture with Dustin Nemos. https://twitter.com/QanonAnonymous/status/1173717763052851200
16 September 2019 : This is a form of terrorism.
16 September 2019 : I sat here and tried to make a joke about their Dan Crenshaw sadface apology tour. I couldn't connect the pieces, but I wanted you to know an attempt was made.
16 September 2019 : My life was a lot better before I had to think about Ben Shapiro thinking about Brett Kavanaugh's dick.
16 September 2019 : tbh i'll take either version for myself at this point.
16 September 2019 : “Unified Americans.” 🤦🏼‍♀️ https://twitter.com/qanonanonymous/status/1173684914593488896
16 September 2019 : "I'll be here in my 1 bed, 1.5 bath condo, with my wife making me lunch." https://twitter.com/mimi_montgom/status/1172608990859145216
16 September 2019 : lmao 800k? is that a 1 bed, 1.5 bath condo?
16 September 2019 : Also take the three seconds it takes to save word docs as PDFs, please.
16 September 2019 : Look, I've known dudes who pull their dicks out. They don't just do it to you. At some point, you tell the story to another woman in the same circle, and she knows who you're talking about. https://www.latimes.com/politics/story/2019-09-16/fbi-investigation-brett-kavanaugh-confirmation pic.twitter.com/C2EBbkqEAH
16 September 2019 : This lemonade is a disgrace. pic.twitter.com/nXyuPHPTyx
16 September 2019 : why do you trust a man who makes lemonade this way? pic.twitter.com/0Pu1pTqQOw
16 September 2019 : pic.twitter.com/gWH1BMdLjo
16 September 2019 : No they didn’t. I would hardly call their editors note “walking back.”
16 September 2019 : It’s crazy how it works, right? 🤔🤔
16 September 2019 : people who know a rapist █ 　　 █　 █　 █　＿ women men
15 September 2019 : I really wish people outside of the area understood how meaningful your opinion of someone in the police reform world is.
14 September 2019 : This reminds me of 2009 when I bought 4 Loko with cash at every gas station I stopped at from DC to Miami. https://twitter.com/millercoors/status/1172597392480329729
13 September 2019 : !!!!! https://twitter.com/jemillerwbal/status/1172542256315846656
13 September 2019 : I did something similar with bronzer when I worked at hooters.
13 September 2019 : If you ever feel like I'm ignoring you, just publicly insult the Nat and I'll be there to high five you.
13 September 2019 : It's #Borderlands3 day so throwback to the best Halloween costume I've ever had. pic.twitter.com/vIsgZd9Ary
13 September 2019 : Bernie 2020 https://twitter.com/MikeGravel/status/1172273829458169861
13 September 2019 : Ok but have you tried living by the mantra "never explain, never complain"?
13 September 2019 : Okay Joe Biden, I made this for you. Once again, you can Cash App me at your leisure. #demdebate #democraticdebate pic.twitter.com/FlZlgDrgz1
12 September 2019 : Maybe Juul should hire Jones Day! Half the new DOJ lawyers are from there, so it’s a good bet. https://twitter.com/SunniAndTheCity/status/1172071011925286912
11 September 2019 : He was talking with his girlfriend and some other dude about how he made a reporter who was interviewing him cry because he explained Qanon so well.
11 September 2019 : WHAT SCHOLARSHIPS?!
11 September 2019 : The more I look at this the more confused I am. Does Qanon nation like Snopes now?!
11 September 2019 : Efficient flyer at the qanon rally. Free crypto AND Columbus sucks. Is this horseshoe theory? pic.twitter.com/rAPFu5tJzz
11 September 2019 : Whoever is talking at this Qanon rally just said “We talk about trump so much our kids said they won’t talk to us about him anymore because they’re jealous. So we said see you in 6 years.” Yes. Jealous.
9 September 2019 : Thank you!
9 September 2019 : Why is the red line on #wmata missing from Google Maps? pic.twitter.com/EdSMACLSMu
4 September 2019 : Imagine being this rich and not weighting your clothes. https://twitter.com/GettyImagesNews/status/1168957735620288513
2 September 2019 : Why have people PUT IN AN EXACT DATE OF TRAVEL if you aren't going to update it? Just do Sat, Sun, M-F, and holiday in the drop down. Isn't that how it used to be? Good job making it WORSE. pic.twitter.com/Pg9RAV9Xfn
2 September 2019 : What the ACTUAL FUCK. Why does your shitty website say the train comes today? I want a refund of my $8. Immediately.
2 September 2019 : Bumble Bizz is a really cool service if you’re looking for sugar babies, pyramid schemes, or people who are the CEO of a First Name Last Name LLC.
1 September 2019 : This is me every Sunday. Can I make a second company that just...hires friends for me? 😂
31 August 2019 : OMG https://twitter.com/HRH_klover/status/1167220219162562561
31 August 2019 : can you steal this and bring it to dc.
31 August 2019 : RT @nycsouthpaw: I just followed Bret’s own link. What are we doing here? https://t.co/vUoxKZFYDI https://t.co/iyd2UvNcqp
27 August 2019 : RT @mattdpearce: Between Stephens tagging the provost and that awards-committee thing, it seems like a recurring theme in his idea of civil…
1 August 2019 : Joe Biden 2020: Anyway, we're gonna work it out. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : Hey Don Lemon -- I'm sorry, but do you mean KING OF BALTIMORE, ELIJAH CUMMINGS? Please use his federally appointed title. #CNNDebate #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : I'm sorry, Michael Bennet -- but you must fight Mayor Pete to heal racial strife. The racial divide lives within him; use the dark psychic forces against Pete. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : So in conclusion, Joe Biden can work on bills with hardcore racists, but can't tell Obama to stop deporting people. Weird moral code there, my guy. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : Biden: UNLIKE YOU WHIPPERSNAPPER ANTIFAS I BELIEVE IN RESPECTABILITY. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : Joe Biden: We need to cherrypick people based on an arbitrary measurement of merit to determine if they are worth hanging out within my arbitrary geopolitical lines. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : Joe Biden: Fuck New York, fuck California. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : lol obamacare is working so well i almost swallowed 26 painkillers back in march over health insurance. thanks, joe biden. #demdebate #MedicareForAll #demdebate2
1 August 2019 : Some of us don't get employer based insurance, but fuck us, right Joe? #DemDebate
1 August 2019 : Hi @JulianCastro can you start talking about getting rid of qualified immunity for cops and force the debate to go that way? Thank you, thank you. #DemDebate2
1 August 2019 : "Donald Trump is not behaving like a patriot." Incredibly strong stance being taken by Tulsi. Wow. Calm down, socialist. #demdebate
1 August 2019 : Republican debates: my penis is huge #DemDebates : We have a big, bold nation.
1 August 2019 : Huge @crookedmedia shout out by Michael Bennet. #DemDebate
6 July 2019 : RT @manda_writes: Okay this is EPIC!!! “What about intruders?” moronic and obtuse Voice of America reporter asks the women holding this sig…
6 July 2019 : Snuck off to the other side just in time to hear Laura Loomer say “we are living in Nazi Germany.” Also saw signs for an Info Wars @Roku app. #AllOutDC pic.twitter.com/hGu3E2ypIJ
2 July 2019 : @treeman94 @JoieCavett1 @BernieSanders My man are you in the right thread? No one here has said African American. https://t.co/ysNpqM3hr2
27 May 2019 : Ummm. pic.twitter.com/ktdCFRP5I7
8 April 2019 : They have opened my emails numerous times and just don’t care as I beg them to please file a no fault no deductible homeowners insurance claim for medical payments coverage. I am afraid I’ll be evicted. I don’t know how to pay my bills.
26 February 2019 : I highly recommend, if you’re ever falling and breaking your ankle, redirect your fall so you just bash your head in, because life fucking sucks once you can’t work and still need multiple surgeries in one calendar year.
23 January 2019 : ugh when is the war on men.
16 January 2019 : @JaBogen This is the tagline of my online dating memoir
15 January 2019 : https://t.co/3THUdeXYMk
29 September 2018 : RT @ohboyson: Check out the big brain on Brett https://t.co/3nH4hxENzI
26 September 2018 : RT @KevinMKruse: I didn't realize it was Festivus already, but I see that the presidential Airing of Grievances is underway.
1 September 2018 : @jtakang22_7 whats your vision? im always dropping everything on my face when i try to do this.
12 August 2018 : It’s a different world on Penn vs the other sides of Lafayette Park. #unitetherightrally #ShutItDownDC pic.twitter.com/6qpMAXI01X
12 August 2018 : On the way to #shutitdowndc and so far no Nazis hmmm wonder why 🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/fppleIoeww
12 August 2018 : lmao i love the people saying "if you dont protest the nazis, then its like the nazi rally isnt even happening!" like there aren't a bunch of black, queer, jewish, or other marginalized people who have to work, reside, and exist in the zone of the rally. fuck that. #ShutItDownDC
26 July 2018 : @DorriOlds @Independent So in conclusion, I'm guess Will Gore is still an asshole.
6 June 2018 : You’re either a contrarian being intentionally obtuse, or you’re okay with men approaching women and talking to us like were meet — so yes, a misogynist. Or a Russian bot.
5 June 2018 : The misogyny is strong with this one.
5 June 2018 : That’s fully not similar to “you’re in such good shape...beautiful.”
30 May 2018 : And this one! @Reebok pic.twitter.com/mbOSOgg91Z
26 April 2018 : Oh @jahimes thank you so much for coming down hard on this diamond and silk fiasco. “This charge will go the way of pizzagate and stand down orders at Benghazi.”
11 December 2017 : “Over the river and through the woods, to the pentagon we go.” - my metro driver 😂😂😂 #wmata
9 December 2017 : @capitalweather Any idea how the bay bridge is faring?
16 September 2017 : I got clowns to the left of me, Nazis to the right 🎶🎶🎶 #moar #juggalomarch pic.twitter.com/d2HkYnQkls
23 August 2017 : @mogslet I did this first.
23 August 2017 : Trump: antifa, tequila! #PhoenixRally #Phoenixprotest pic.twitter.com/Lh5t2QsCp4
21 August 2017 : #Eclipse2017 #SolarEclispe2017 https://twitter.com/abort_mikepence/status/899704932454060032
31 January 2017 : The first arrest at the Sessions hearing. #stopsessions #NoBanNoWall pic.twitter.com/yXPJw0pJ66
20 January 2017 : #disruptj20 #Inauguration #ProtestTheInauguration pic.twitter.com/7L5lIsBkOY
20 January 2017 : #disruptj20 #j20resist pic.twitter.com/sZcgcZ5YKF
20 January 2017 : #disruptj20 #j20resist pic.twitter.com/o4wMEcUkt7
8 March 2016 : Anyone have $1400 to sign me up? Emailed about this like Im not broke af #policebrutality https://image.exct.net/lib/fef910797d6504/m/11/923EBE_Mar4.pdf pic.twitter.com/rZ3oUvzczN
18 January 2016 : If O'Malley talks about #policebrutality or spins his BS in #Baltimore , drink up! #demdebate https://tinyurl.com/jcrhog2 pic.twitter.com/5NGdStg4J0
1 December 2015 : "That shooting [of #TamirRice ] was not reasonable." - MaxDPD #PolicingUS #policebrutality
8 October 2015 : "The culture is to use force...this is about making a change to that culture." - Susan Hutson @nolaipm #NACOLE2015 #PoliceBrutality
7 October 2015 : "No matter what your rights are treat every officer as tho they are mentally ill bc it isnt worth risking life" #NACOLE2015 #PoliceBrutality
22 September 2015 : 64.7% of people tazed in #Maryland in 2014 were tazed for nonviolent noncompliance. Oh. Okay. #PoliceBrutality pic.twitter.com/qfS1gFR3hM
24 August 2015 : Police Rep: " #Baltimore City #Police Department doesnt have the internal problems everyone would like to believe." 😂 #PoliceBrutality
24 August 2015 : TIL: in 60s police were unprepared for unrest so response was sometimes excessive. What a quaint view of history #policebrutality #annapolis
12 August 2015 : Why do ppl keep acting like Im afraid to stand behind what I say on , #PoliceBrutality , & #CopBlock ? pic.twitter.com/5ECBCxe6HV
10 August 2015 : Fairfax PD wouldnt give us pic of the cop who killed #JohnGeer , so I found 1 https://tinyurl.com/orpbky5 #PoliceBrutality pic.twitter.com/9KObkKa6tF
3 August 2015 : Tomorrow. No justice, no peace. http://tinyurl.com/pr8f2tn #NatashaMcKenna #SayHerName #JohnGeer #PoliceBrutality pic.twitter.com/3r59Hmr6zf
2 August 2015 : Season 2, ep 3 of Homicide. #Baltimore Officer Pembleton shows how easy it is to cover up an officer involved shooting. #PoliceBrutality
1 August 2015 : Trusting @MartinOMalley to support & end #PoliceBrutality is like trusting @GovMikeHuckabee for ride to abortion clinic.
31 July 2015 : #NatashaMcKenna #JohnGeer #SayHerName #PoliceBrutality #Fairfax pic.twitter.com/no8kjuKN1T
28 July 2015 : Watching blindly pro-police people spiral out of control as they learn about the problems w/in #police force is amazing. #PoliceBrutality
23 July 2015 : Police workgroup in #Annapolis has a full house. #PoliceBrutality pic.twitter.com/BALw9sc1y2
23 July 2015 : . @pillichi That's what I thought when I saw it!
23 July 2015 : . @ShineItDeep Once again, I posted it so people can draw their own conclusions.
23 July 2015 : . @ShineItDeep Well, I posted it so everyone could make their own conclusions.
23 July 2015 : . @blackgirlinmain exactly. I dont think she developed the shoulders of a linebacker in 2 years. Really highlights the problems w recent pic
23 July 2015 : I posted this last night but it's important. #SandraBland mugshot, 2013 v 2015. Differences are huge. pic.twitter.com/vrqnm3VxC5
15 July 2015 : DA for #fairfaxcounty is making the teen daughter of a #policebrutality victim trash talk her dad to the grand jury http://wapo.st/1O6MT83