27 September 2021 : "What did they use to kill those people in gas chambers? A chemical. They flooded the lungs of these individuals with a chemical and killed them. They are now flooding your loved ones and babies with [remdesivir]." - Dr. Bryan Ardis, Chiropractor https://www.patreon.com/posts/56597681 pic.twitter.com/1mzcE1k631
26 September 2021 : Like do these people defend catcalling?
26 September 2021 : Masks suck but it’s really not that hard to wear one?? Especially when you know this entire district has a mandate they have to abide by. Just go to a bookstore in Arlington instead of being a dick to people working retail! https://twitter.com/chbooksdc/status/1442222080821501955
26 September 2021 : Metro making weekend fare $2 in order to increase ridership seems pretty ineffective when you consider they’re also running trains every 30 minutes.
26 September 2021 : This is the worst day of my life. I am the most bullied person alive. https://twitter.com/2021_karma/status/1441975924145094669
25 September 2021 : @droxpopuli relevant to our discussion I think
25 September 2021 : People I went to baptist school with were doing this in their early 20s a decade ago.
25 September 2021 : I grew up religious, and I knew people doing this 15 years ago.
24 September 2021 : Do you mean I'm doing it wrong bc I'm open to sleeping with both men or women, and not just women? Because that's how DC men make me feel.
24 September 2021 : In honor of Wendy Rogers and the Arizona audit, can someone please give my eyes lasers in one of these photos? pic.twitter.com/bU4eyJMhCV
24 September 2021 : Honestly I'm working on a Patreon piece about my feelings when influencers get sick and die from COVID, and I am worried it will send me down to $0 a month.
22 September 2021 : I can tell the difference between kinds of right wing people (Larry Hogan RINOs, CUFI types, America First, America First RINOs, etc), so why can't any of them tell the difference between a communist (me) and Joe Biden????
22 September 2021 : NoBe
22 September 2021 : I did hear from someone else they got the long nose jab recently in a different region of the US than I live in, so I guess it varies.
22 September 2021 : I just had covid and the test itself is super easy, not at all like the olden days of 2020 (at least here), but the problem is you gotta pay $200 of your own money to expedite PCR results or pay $100 for a private antigen rapid, bc no one has free appointments available!
21 September 2021 : 4chan did once call me and @pinealdecalcify like….minions of the deep state. This checks out!
21 September 2021 : I say this as someone who takes 90% of their showers at work or SoulCycle….. What the fuck?!
12 September 2021 : It’s a legit question and a real risk, though. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1414989673571684352
12 September 2021 : “We” refers to white nationalists and fascists.
12 September 2021 : That’s the Kentucky rally the news image is from.
12 September 2021 : pic.twitter.com/ARxqxMyYvS
12 September 2021 : Election reform is terrorizing people who win fairly. Its banging on the doors of low level elected officials, harassing their kids on the way home from school, & slandering them in any "media" outlet that will listen, until they quit. Pressley Stutts was a leader of this model. https://twitter.com/QOrigins/status/1436920341176233984
12 September 2021 : Probably almost everyone else?
10 September 2021 : Think of how nice of an apartment I could have now. Or at least how many Louis Vuitton never fulls.
10 September 2021 : Starting a thread of 2021 Q Cons. First up: QAnon John's event in Dallas back in May, which set a high bar. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1399169311881768962?s=20
9 September 2021 : Hannah serious question: if I apply, will it be obvious it's me because there are no other applicants?
7 September 2021 : They literally had it as a talking point in Portland a couple weeks ago. A journalist posted video of it. @kimlehmkuhl do we think he’s being honest? https://twitter.com/fordfischer/status/1435114759976857600
6 September 2021 : I don’t engage with this discourse because I obviously have not had the luxury of a paycheck or getting to be at home at any point during the pandemic, but I enjoyed this article. https://twitter.com/david_j_roth/status/1434638941727170561
5 September 2021 : Proud house! My phone is fighting back on the lies.
5 September 2021 : Did you hear the willamette river flooded during a proud house rally in Portland and washed away all the fascists in Oregon and now fascism isn’t a problem in America? I’m here, live.
5 September 2021 : Im going to cover a riot in Portland that hasn’t even happened and just report it all as fact.
5 September 2021 : I have recorded 99% of everything I’ve ever covered, and yet I am not a paid journalist. https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/1434330814985252868
4 September 2021 : Pretty much all I drink when I’m out and I still need to pee before 3.
4 September 2021 : Something I don’t talk about enough is how much I love a good k hole.
3 September 2021 : I haven’t worn a mask outside walking by people in DC since September 2020 and I’ve never worn one when running. Not a single person has ever said a word to me about it. https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1433799964786896901
3 September 2021 : I mean I'm charging them as a journalist, not offering free work as a source! They would take it for free today.
3 September 2021 : 100% Drake, wtf is this??? Can't even slap anyone in the face with a pie a la mode, smh. https://twitter.com/kalzingis/status/1433796046082215939
3 September 2021 : Saying this almost got me kicked out Baptist school, but I followed it up with a parasite line so maybe that was the problem.
3 September 2021 : Lasik! Im so jealous ugh someone gift me $5,000 for that shit.
3 September 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1433830361994350593
3 September 2021 : lol sounds a lot like this paper I got at a QAnon conference. https://twitter.com/alexandrachalup/status/1433471698960064523 pic.twitter.com/N7V2cIwZZG
3 September 2021 : “MyPillow conspiracies” lol
3 September 2021 : Cuomo’s spaghetti and meatballs for you.
3 September 2021 : Every outlet I’ve spoken to says it’s unethical to infiltrate, but keep them posted and come back when I’m done!! My self funding is not by choice!
3 September 2021 : Aha! Then it is unethical for someone in MSM to NOT give me money!
3 September 2021 : Yet I’m the unethical one!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/ryanlcooper/status/1433814428290633731
3 September 2021 : This is his comeuppance for giving me breakthrough COVID.
3 September 2021 : Between delta and Ida, I’m back to bleeding money 🙃 https://twitter.com/nick_bunker/status/1433769830633689102
3 September 2021 : I love this.
3 September 2021 : I have one and it was NBD!!!!
3 September 2021 : I blew my nose two dozen times. This is so dumb.
3 September 2021 : Like two dozen conferences have canceled in the past 2 weeks, several of them 10,000-25,000 people. But who needs business travelers patronizing hotels and restaurants.
3 September 2021 : Welcome to the elite breakthrough club, I hope it goes as smoothly for you as it did for me. Good luck!!!
3 September 2021 : But I'd rather be a braindead troll.
3 September 2021 : oh cool they're minimalists, but with tacky clutter.
3 September 2021 : ok i am
3 September 2021 : Yes, that's where I got it from!
3 September 2021 : As someone who has taken fish antibiotics and ordered medicine from other countries and hoped for the best, I’m going to say the ivermectin defenders can fuck all the way off.
3 September 2021 : What about Slate?
2 September 2021 : I'm not sure, but maybe this? https://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/05/weekinreview/05greenhouse.html?scp=1&sq=infanticide
2 September 2021 : Both the communist and business owner in me are on board to shit on franchisees.
2 September 2021 : I have seen this screenshot so many times today, I am begging the universe to create what I have demanded. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1391549308227440641 pic.twitter.com/FtGg0vFRoO
2 September 2021 : Is "Pick Up Lines and Smooth Moves by Men Impressed with my Aryan Stock" too long of a title
2 September 2021 : I'm sorry, Max.
2 September 2021 : New Patreon! 🥳 MAGA Materials: Bringing the Q Con Experience to You https://www.patreon.com/posts/55677857 pic.twitter.com/y2GSKnsU7o
2 September 2021 : The bear is brown, what more do you want? #diversity
2 September 2021 : My dearest patrons: I have a treat coming in the near future. pic.twitter.com/yetU5lvTdf
2 September 2021 : Because Brad is ripping off Clay Clark.
2 September 2021 : Hey, I hang out with some of these people! https://twitter.com/iarnsdorf/status/1433404798649393160
2 September 2021 : In my decades on earth I’ve never been able to drink 3 cocktails without pissing, and I’ve been to bad bars!
2 September 2021 : I love that attention seeking Candace is saying “literally no one knows who I am without googling me” as her argument. https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1433256580389163008
2 September 2021 : It’ll be patriotic stuff, like how bad communism and vaccines are!
2 September 2021 : Oh no she should definitely come!!
2 September 2021 : Looks like the event I have planned to attend on 9/11 in Kentucky has turned into an even bigger grift! https://twitter.com/CullenHoback/status/1433231330356051971 pic.twitter.com/B2PSfAZJJf
2 September 2021 : Actually, looks like Ive hit the jackpot lol pic.twitter.com/HqF25m800k
2 September 2021 : Flynn and Lindell are both scheduled to be at an event I have tickets for on 9/11 in Kentucky called We The People Reunion, so I wonder if they're considering that their event.
2 September 2021 : DM me to get one single BinaxNow test for $50.
2 September 2021 : Cool country. pic.twitter.com/2Yniq2g18O
1 September 2021 : No. Shut up.
1 September 2021 : Imagine being the kind of guy who makes and then promotes this tweet agreeing with Ben Shapiro lmao pic.twitter.com/pKzPUqz2k4
1 September 2021 : Ok give me a few months and I’ll be on it
1 September 2021 : I will be offended if any of my friends choose to get Covid on purpose after not asking me to personally deliver it to them.
1 September 2021 : You’re welcome
1 September 2021 : fish store
1 September 2021 : I'm still cautious around hot coffee, what if it comes back??
1 September 2021 : I'm so blessed to have seen this live. When she first started, her mic cut out and she blamed Satan.
1 September 2021 : Wow Joe Rogan had to take a lot of drugs for his COVID. I thought that he said healthy people don’t need to worry? I’m vaccinated, so all I had to take was cold brew because hot brewed coffee tasted like old mouth mixed with poison, but this is cool too, Joe. https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1433165332928032768
1 September 2021 : I’m so pumped for this.
1 September 2021 : Here’s some bonus footage of QAnon musician JT Wilde and QAnon fan Joseph Flynn that I didn’t post live. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431812093662179329?s=21 pic.twitter.com/yR9C87CSWm
1 September 2021 : In case you’re a weekday twitter user and missed this banger I posted over the weekend. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431435195190812675
1 September 2021 : I’m going to be furious if I have to stay in Circus Circus or something equally awful. I am personally being oppressed.
1 September 2021 : Will this doctor be suspended as well??? What next????????
1 September 2021 : 🤔🤔🤔 https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1432096097476878342
1 September 2021 : They say they've been to the US. It's a moving project. https://www.dinnerinthesky.com/next-events
1 September 2021 : THREE COCKTAILS WITHOUT PEEING WHAT pic.twitter.com/jHc37CamvA
1 September 2021 : what is the appeal of this
1 September 2021 : clearly yes??? pic.twitter.com/0NZeuuzlsr
1 September 2021 : Of course, there was never anything done about the people who would sign up to for the services where you could drive women to get abortions and then literally cross state lines with them in north texas while talking about jesus and not ever going to the clinic.
1 September 2021 : If this was an actual payment formula, by December I'd be able to buy all of West Hollywood and not just a house there.
1 September 2021 : I deserve $10,000 for every sad sext a fascist sends me. Someone get me a publisher so I can cash in.
1 September 2021 : Yup. If I didn't own the business, I'd be unable to do what I'm doing. But these are the people I employ and like....I'm not surprised.
1 September 2021 : This is my real life industry. That hustle hard mentality brings a lot of right wing thoughts. Now weve been totally fucking abandoned wo aid. Many of us are mixed income and got dicked on UI. I am doing what I'm doing out of rage and spite; easy for it to channel differently.
1 September 2021 : 🎻
1 September 2021 : Shit hole country.
1 September 2021 : pic.twitter.com/plgssApl0o
1 September 2021 : They got us incredibly good deals on the rooms. Like $200-300 a night off. It was like $180 a night. I don’t think trump will do that!
1 September 2021 : You coming?
1 September 2021 : 😂✈️😑😢🤷🏼‍♀️ wow this is very accurate
1 September 2021 : Ah sorry yeah I can’t do acronyms right now. I haven’t slept more than 3 hours a night in over a week. No idea who runs it tho.
1 September 2021 : I don’t even know what qbq is
31 August 2021 : All the more reason I need air conditioning!!!!
31 August 2021 : 😐 https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1432833023599316998?s=21
31 August 2021 : They had a really good hotel deal foe us though. Am I gonna be stuck sleeping in an abandoned mall this time?! https://twitter.com/daithaigilbert/status/1432821456472248320
31 August 2021 : Why does everyone want me to suffer endlessly in hot parking lots.
31 August 2021 : I was being serious lol
31 August 2021 : It’s more like aloha.
31 August 2021 : My original draft of this said “plexiglass cross” but then I further inspected.
31 August 2021 : The little cross!!!
31 August 2021 : Can’t stop thinking about Mike Lindell’s giant “Live Laugh Love” style cross. pic.twitter.com/HukzoqwIu2
31 August 2021 : Long COVID
31 August 2021 : I could taste too, just wrong. The problem is via is disgusting!!!
31 August 2021 : Congrats on your COVID
31 August 2021 : Gross.
31 August 2021 : i get the point, but you might be expecting too much when it comes to people of all political persuasions giving a single flying fuck about anyone unemployed.
31 August 2021 : lol i mean the federal pandemic unemployment did lapse, dems promised it would be retroactively reinstated, that never happened, millions of us ran up debt and/or lost our homes, and not one normie dem gave a shit.
31 August 2021 : where is her neat vest
31 August 2021 : Oh my fucking god @dfriedman33
30 August 2021 : Doi Moi told us it is permanent. No thanks
30 August 2021 : I get 12-20 of these calls a day. I never take my phone off do not disturb. I own a business, so I need to be able to see unknown callers called, so I can't even default block. "Basically" is an undersell here.
30 August 2021 : If you watch the footage of it from last night, you can see the roof essentially became a swimming pool. Water weighs a lot. I assume it's the weight of the water that did this, not the winds. Sorry, but no conspiracy.
30 August 2021 : This is what the inside of Pillow Mike’s head looks like.
30 August 2021 : I don’t like this negative attitude from you.
30 August 2021 : Wow guess I’ll see him September 18 at the Justice for J6 rally.
30 August 2021 : It simply explains why he has a theme, whereas his normal outfits don’t have a reason for their madness.
30 August 2021 : After I call my ophthalmologist!
30 August 2021 : @Mug_of_Glop says it’s probably poisoning from breathing in ivermectin fumes
30 August 2021 : I often say I am the most tired I’ve ever been, but today I handed a waiter my credit card and immediately walked out like I was paying cash.
30 August 2021 : She’s been at multiple, including one of the same events I was at when I got covid after being vaccinated.
30 August 2021 : This is Dallas erasure.
30 August 2021 : I’m willing to be the Supreme Court case candidate for this. Fuck that.
30 August 2021 : The woman who can’t breathe wearing a mask in Whole Foods for 20 minutes is high altitude hiking, hell yeah.
30 August 2021 : No I just delete it from my Twitter and my brain.
30 August 2021 : So you’re doing ok?
30 August 2021 : 1776, baby.
30 August 2021 : Open bar!!
30 August 2021 : This is what happened last time. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1387568426030350336
30 August 2021 : $130, same as last time! It’s open bar so it’s not really a terrible deal if he’s your kind of guy.
30 August 2021 : I had repressed this unbelievably embarrassing memory.
30 August 2021 : AGAIN?! pic.twitter.com/TKXFbdUQsS
30 August 2021 : Especially because it was an indoor event when I committed to going! And not inside of an abandoned mall either
30 August 2021 : Stinky linkies!
30 August 2021 : You’re just jealous you weren’t there!
29 August 2021 : The funny thing about my dick, Jules, is that it’s on my eyeball.
29 August 2021 : Had an eye doctor tell me he’s a doctor and therefore knows the vaccine makes you bleed out of your dick.
29 August 2021 : Trying again bc I sounded like a bot. Can you dm me so I can message you?
29 August 2021 : Hi can you please dm me?
29 August 2021 : Meanwhile I take my figure skates carry on lol
29 August 2021 : Famously, 13 year olds make all their own health decisions. Imagine gatekeeping the level of tragedy of death of a child. Fuck.
29 August 2021 : Keep posting sweetie, you’re doing great.
29 August 2021 : Well we’re outside again and it’s earlier too. The big line ups are done. Today there’s J Flynn!
29 August 2021 : All the seats were full yesterday!
29 August 2021 : I’ve heard something like this maybe a dozen times this weekend.
29 August 2021 : Can’t believe you don’t count unhinged facebook posts as community events.
29 August 2021 : That’s all she’s been doing since the day she was born.
29 August 2021 : A woman is telling me that the ventilators are what kill you, not covid, and New York launched covid with a campaign to kill minorities as evidenced by the demographic of who died. This is false.
29 August 2021 : Pro: we end earlier today and it’s the last day. Con: it’s Jesus day so we start way earlier. 😐
29 August 2021 : 😑
29 August 2021 : 😐
29 August 2021 : Molly, if you can find it, please let me know before the next giant anti vaccine conference I go to. We can have Flynn sign it and raffle it off, I'll only take 15%.
29 August 2021 : 👊🏻
29 August 2021 : I can make it better hold on
29 August 2021 : Uh JT Wilde and Joseph Flynn are performing together @julianfeeld why aren’t you here. pic.twitter.com/3GaDOsVUrS
29 August 2021 : You are either misinterpreting my answering your question as rudeness somehow, or you’re a fucking psycho.
29 August 2021 : I am not sure why the hostility, asshole, but I was answering your question. Sorry your business shares a name with psychotic liars. Must suck, hope you don’t tank. Peace out.
29 August 2021 : Yup it says NOW IN USA on it lol
29 August 2021 : Damn that’s crazy. https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1431740837021552645
29 August 2021 : i didn't have a pizza consumption to weight chart like i do for ivermectin, so it seemed dangerous
29 August 2021 : no.
29 August 2021 : yeah it sure is, suck my dick, bye! pic.twitter.com/GCbTkdataB
29 August 2021 : yeah fuck off bye
29 August 2021 : The Pillow Strategy. pic.twitter.com/fP8L3HxnyF
29 August 2021 : lol omg this is great news, ty
29 August 2021 : Damn, this sucks. I see Clay all the time so I left for coffee when he was up. Really wanted to see Schmitt. I had prime seating for Clay, too.
28 August 2021 : Do you think there are any diamonds left behind
28 August 2021 : No!!! Ugh I want insurrections or fundraisers, not this bring your own chair bullshit!
28 August 2021 : Sitting in between the abandoned AZ Diamonds store and the floor to ceiling Circuit City advertisement, I can’t help but think about the Proud Boys who were similarly ran off to an abandoned Kmart like tiny little scaredy babies.
28 August 2021 : Unless it’s 40 degrees cooler there, absolutely no!
28 August 2021 : Yes
28 August 2021 : I feel physically ill when “mama bears” Emily and Kimberly go on stage and talk about ostracizing their small children in school over masks, and then drag them on stage to thank the crowd for supporting them.
28 August 2021 : This food court situation is so surreal. @julianfeeld it got weirder. pic.twitter.com/pBIz63etc7
28 August 2021 : I'm sorry to say I have failed you, but I'll be on the lookout for her at other events now.
28 August 2021 : thank you for doing this!! i plan to look up more in this paper later, and almost didn't post it until i was able to.
28 August 2021 : Need more blue checks tagging Dolly!!
28 August 2021 : These pallets have been set up the entire event. Finally picked up one of the papers today, and they’re not good!! pic.twitter.com/ZGtX72hJNu
28 August 2021 : I told you it’s bad here!!
28 August 2021 : Oh well…I’m sure we can help. Haha just kidding…. Unless?…
28 August 2021 : Yeah, he forgot to hand them this helpful chart. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431338877529346048
28 August 2021 : This is how we’ll all hear it from now on.
28 August 2021 : Damn that’s crazy.
28 August 2021 : At least the anti mask/vaxx event I’m at has entertainment for the kids. It’s too hot for bored miserable children!!!
28 August 2021 : Counting down the minutes until I can get the fuck out of St. Louis.
28 August 2021 : “Not Jane”
28 August 2021 : It’s true, I am here!
28 August 2021 : The pope — he’s just like us!
28 August 2021 : I lost my job and home bc unemployment is a joke and I was suicidal without purpose.
28 August 2021 : St. Louis
28 August 2021 : Inshallah
28 August 2021 : Thanks for having me on tonight, @julianfeeld ! They've come a long way from a couple dozen people on the mall. pic.twitter.com/x6jpCnfzRL
28 August 2021 : I'm so sorry to deliver the bad news to you like this.
28 August 2021 : Ghosts of Chevy's patrons past.
28 August 2021 : The Cabela's has air conditioning. It's become my favorite place.
28 August 2021 : Update: I learned today this mall closed THREE TO FOUR YEARS AGO. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431327547896250369
28 August 2021 : Mmmm but there is an ivermectin chart we were given here so idk about that! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1431338877529346048?s=20
28 August 2021 : I am going to DM you something that will blow your mind.
28 August 2021 : I hope you know you were literally the first person I thought to send this to. A little happy friday, pick me up gift!
28 August 2021 : Seems unlikely!!
28 August 2021 : Unironically? Doing this has probably saved my life.
28 August 2021 : SIX SIX SIX
28 August 2021 : You’re straight from hell, vaccine. pic.twitter.com/HtelDsnLAk
27 August 2021 : I saw a woman do this in the shopping center with the Target in Annapolis, so you can really do it anywhere.
27 August 2021 : It is batshit that I'm listening to sitting state senator Bill Eigel in the blazing hot parking lot of an abandoned mall at an evangelical QAnon festival, and no one from the media is here to cover it.
27 August 2021 : It’s the turtle, I thought I was being clever.
27 August 2021 : Nooo im gonna miss @MC_Hyperbole as a speaker?! Booo
27 August 2021 : America First. pic.twitter.com/Udrmzr5BMv
27 August 2021 : I was born here and shall die here.
27 August 2021 : Im sorry, I am too distracted. pic.twitter.com/S95G8T2eQ6
27 August 2021 : True, can’t stop this guy. pic.twitter.com/2fEVzKSqpk
27 August 2021 : Wait was this a crime? Can I also get a ban?
27 August 2021 : Half of the toilets are out, bathroom is a hot box. There are also portapotties but I’d rather take a horse pill.
27 August 2021 : He’s biblical.
27 August 2021 : He would literally die. That is so much worse than not @ZTPetrizzo throwing a tangerine at him!!
27 August 2021 : Killing off your own base. pic.twitter.com/lfasXoMqFB
27 August 2021 : He’ll be here in 3 hours, ill give it a try.
27 August 2021 : I’m going to die here, all bc @AlKapDC got them kicked out of an air conditioned venue!!!!!
27 August 2021 : It’s so hot please send help.
27 August 2021 : Hi it’s not.
27 August 2021 : I wish it still was.
27 August 2021 : Maybe I need to buy one of these hats. https://twitter.com/murderxbryan/status/1431335660045078528
27 August 2021 : I wish I had brought my skates.
27 August 2021 : I am going to have a heat stroke.
27 August 2021 : If these people are right and hell is real, it’s probably pretty similar to being trapped in this hot as fuck abandoned mall they’re holding this fucking event in!!!! pic.twitter.com/ysvUwAmU4c
27 August 2021 : When I’m at a computer I’ll send you some stuff that sucks but is important.
27 August 2021 : Showing up to each others book signings as a surprise.
27 August 2021 : I was a bartender then, but thanks for letting me know what’s up, Mark Lee.
27 August 2021 : Dont worry, I truly hate this guy!
27 August 2021 : Out of context cancellation!
27 August 2021 : In my defense, I'm way more Nazi and simply Q tolerant!!!
27 August 2021 : I was trying to be more exciting than an empty circle, sorry!!! I knoooooow hopefully we don't have a shoot out like the BPD sometimes does in that scenario.
27 August 2021 : finally!
27 August 2021 : I will be soooo mad!!!
27 August 2021 : There is a white nationalist I hang out with that I have sometimes thought might also be an undercover reporter, based off a vibe. However, he's one of the most racist people I've ever met. If it ends up he is a reporter and writes a book with me in it, I will lose my mind.
26 August 2021 : Morally and scientifically, I do not want/need a third shot until at least 2022, and I will be bitter to the very end if I have to get one this calendar year.
26 August 2021 : i just dont like the options they make by default ha
26 August 2021 : it's a custom one, i didnt know they had variations in price bc i get the same shit and it's like $14 ha
26 August 2021 : how did you know what i'm doing pic.twitter.com/yNf5DSkDpn
26 August 2021 : Weeping over the injustice. pic.twitter.com/a4TMP5sM76
26 August 2021 : Are journalists going to DC for the Justice for J6 event or nah?
25 August 2021 : this will never stop being funny to me https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1346870228660215809?s=20
25 August 2021 : whoa bruh all the worst people already know your name, do not do this!!!
24 August 2021 : I knew I wasn't meant to be alive. Thanks, Mayim!
24 August 2021 : Oh no I know!!!
24 August 2021 : You’re cancel resistant and I love it.
24 August 2021 : Wait was Hooters supposed to be feeding me?
24 August 2021 : 😐 https://twitter.com/mug_of_glop/status/1430157310135992325
24 August 2021 : Surreal to bounce between my fascist life and my actual job without any days off or down time.
24 August 2021 : Don’t be a cheertator.
24 August 2021 : Ill never be able to repay the friends who update me on events Im at, deal w me decompressing by getting too drunk on weekdays, respond to my updates sent wo regard for time zones, listen to every detail of my dates w fascists, put up w my inaccessibility, and make sure Im alive.
24 August 2021 : Im writing you a letter tomorrow asking for compensation for any of the multiple hotels room I’ve had to book since y’all took government aid and laid off staff anyway.
23 August 2021 : I spent 4 hours on a 28 minute flight without air conditioning Saturday. Also I am currently Mystery Delayed at ORD.
23 August 2021 : 🎻 pic.twitter.com/s1aYYV0pQj
23 August 2021 : Nah I’m talking about recruiting voters.
23 August 2021 : 😇
23 August 2021 : Bloomingdale’s dressing room and to this very day i regret not running out with all my items.
23 August 2021 : The only Republicans alter me knows are neo Nazis and white nationalists.
23 August 2021 : Obviously I would never, but goddamn could I be the most successful Republican strategist to ever exist when I’m done. Sometimes it’s hard to not laugh in people’s faces about the way they think the left or poor people function, or when they’re starstruck and making excuses.
23 August 2021 : Real me is a belligerent asshole, and consequently fake me struggles to not call white supremacists little bitches when they’re afraid of antifa.
23 August 2021 : I have a fuck Biden shirt, we could literally destroy the general population.
23 August 2021 : I promise to not send you numerous voice messages about it.
22 August 2021 : I hope not Grand Rapids!!! The rest is fine.
22 August 2021 : Yes!! I can’t believe I waited so long to read it!
22 August 2021 : You are talking about yourself!!!
22 August 2021 : why not hold off until you get your first ever date
22 August 2021 : My 28 minute flight took almost 4 hours, no air conditioning, hanging out on the tarmacs.
22 August 2021 : I'm a very elite .18% of the Moderna population, and he's a jealous bitch!
22 August 2021 : 👁️
22 August 2021 : She's doing Iowa things!
22 August 2021 : My money is on Margie running with Lindell as her hype man.
22 August 2021 : Hey sis
22 August 2021 : Why has this tiny person stolen my normal facial expression
22 August 2021 : you can borrow some of mine, but heads up 90% of my social life is nazis so
22 August 2021 : I don't know, but the people mover has a view to die for.
22 August 2021 : far superior.
22 August 2021 : i hope somewhere better than grand rapids.
22 August 2021 : I can't believe I had never read it. I love it.
22 August 2021 : I relate to this content and it makes me feel some type of way lol
22 August 2021 : Sure it is 910 pm, but I am finally leaving the QAnon Conference and deserve a Bloody Mary. Peace out, Michigan. pic.twitter.com/h8rVAUOkUb
22 August 2021 : ....I would fuck with this ngl
22 August 2021 : I’ll privately send you his facial reaction later he’s so into it
21 August 2021 : Doing this in solidarity with you at ord.
21 August 2021 : Bruh I’d pay $45 for a burger and even more for a coffee. There simply isn’t anything here that’s open.
21 August 2021 : The airport is literally telling me to go fuck myself and leave if I want to eat. pic.twitter.com/qWrHGXUnXa
21 August 2021 : I’m holding out for the “Introverted but willing to talk about Democrats holding kids hostage under the Getty so they can do unspeakable crimes against them” shirt, because I’m not a coward.
21 August 2021 : Scott McKay is so cringe. pic.twitter.com/QlgldPffyi
21 August 2021 : My blue city: cabs, Ubers, and Lyfts exist. You can get lunch at any number of restaurants and drinks after midnight at dozens of bars. Red Grand Rapids: no cabs, Lyfts, or Ubers. Restaurants previously serving lunch are closed until 5 pm. Good luck getting a drink after 10.
21 August 2021 : Jared he sounded and looked like shit last night, I wouldn’t call pillow man “fresh.”
21 August 2021 : Can’t they just all go out on manchins boat, anyway?
20 August 2021 : I am pretty sure I am the one who figured this out, so I am demanding royalties from Forbes. Thank you for the alert. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1412788643253661702
20 August 2021 : Sounds like lawfare.
20 August 2021 : Here is the applause our soft pillow boy Mike Lindell gets when he comes on stage. I think it helps explain some things about him. Video could out me, sorry. pic.twitter.com/fKNkCfLM1D
20 August 2021 : Q says give Frank $100,000
20 August 2021 : Wow more great products being marketed to us here. pic.twitter.com/xzWJ3sd2rM
20 August 2021 : Cordie Williams telling women to make their husbands get off the couch is really reaffirming my internal misandry.
20 August 2021 : In a room of mostly white people giving a black woman a standing ovation for saying the democrats are perpetuating white supremacy in America and MAGA are the real non racists. Cool cool.
20 August 2021 : Unable to stop myself from compromising my own cover because I simply must tell the local JCC they suck.
20 August 2021 : Incredible product being advertised in front of the Health and Freedom Conference today. pic.twitter.com/aV1dMElgN5
20 August 2021 : I’m so embarrassed for him
20 August 2021 : Why is this so funny? How does one end up wearing a hospital gown shirt lmaoo
20 August 2021 : I wonder if my Trump voting parents will ever have a reckoning about the fact I give my personal details to a trusted friend before almost every event, in case I am murdered or hospitalized and unable to advocate for myself.
20 August 2021 : What do I say all the time? Trump reminds me of my druncles
20 August 2021 : I'm printing this onto a t shirt and wearing it to the october vegas q con
20 August 2021 : https://twitter.com/giantpeach11/status/1426227555804143617?s=20
20 August 2021 : I started with Bernie, now here I am at a fucking anti vaccine extravaganza.
20 August 2021 : snitch tagging @travis_view
20 August 2021 : Fake news, I had it saved as a screenshot of him retweeting it. Absolute Proof!
20 August 2021 : I have previously used a photo of me and travis to prove to journalists I am not a nazi. Really, this dynamic is working for me.
20 August 2021 : keeping the whole production in the qaa family
20 August 2021 : with a road flare lmaooo i would pay so much to see this speaking of paying if you know how to edit audio even slightly there is a chance i'll reach out in a month or 2
20 August 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1428448726683688963?s=20
20 August 2021 : i dont even know what audition is! but it wasn't meant to be a trick, just that you'd get to hear that happen like 40 times in that one hour haaa
20 August 2021 : if you ever feel like this knowledge is slipping away, i can send you like an hour of my audio to edit.
20 August 2021 : What do you mean? I for one am impressed they were able to hire such a diverse group of identical twins.
20 August 2021 : Q Moms for America pic.twitter.com/x7JZn9FLav
20 August 2021 : At least you knew what I meant when I said "offer to buy"
20 August 2021 : Next time I see this fashion icon I'll offer to buy her shirt off of her back so I can give it to you.
20 August 2021 : Please simply name your price and I will be there!
20 August 2021 : Franklin and Frankie approve this fact.
19 August 2021 : lol what?? Bc I watched that shit live and it was clear to me he meant "if you want to take me out, do it, but when the other patriots come, the ass of the people who take me out is in trouble." It got removed while I was watching so maybe I missed the disclaimer WashPo heard
19 August 2021 : like 10 days ago i was reading an article where michael fatone talked about working for uscp and bragged about shaking down people eotr on duty, so i'm pretty positive they could have thrown the rest of 20003 a bone here.
19 August 2021 : also some of us just live here.
19 August 2021 : If only I had time! I wanna see the tulips too
19 August 2021 : Tricia Lindsay is speaking and she just yelled out “these people are demonic...who are these uncircumcised philistines?” And received a standing ovation. Normal!
19 August 2021 : I would quit any job that made me do either of these things instead of human contact, but it's still hard for me to say which seems worse.
19 August 2021 : I mean. Yeah. https://twitter.com/search?q=oann%20afghanistan&src=typed_query
19 August 2021 : Criminal to hate on a smith island cake!
19 August 2021 : I’m not a time traveler or a virus cuckold, so why am I being invited to some virtual event that happened in the past?! 🤔🤔 pic.twitter.com/G9ylDlq6LT
19 August 2021 : Greetings from Clay Clark’s Health and Freedom Conference in Michigan, where I see we have decided the rumor that Lahmeyer is a pedophile is false. pic.twitter.com/aQrdc7w6Dk
19 August 2021 : It’s so weird!
19 August 2021 : Right, but why is twitter letting me see stuff from someone who blocked me? Buggy ass app.
19 August 2021 : Some nice stranger paid my tab so yes
19 August 2021 : 😐
19 August 2021 : You need to use Burner and not your real phone, I feel physical pain looking at yours! pic.twitter.com/59EVdUr1Px
19 August 2021 : Dary this part is disgusting and I judge these freaks. pic.twitter.com/738GoY5ERD
19 August 2021 : This whole time I had no idea who Nathan J Robinson was, but I realized about 30 seconds ago he wrote that annoying Buttigieg article. Ugh. I definitely deserve a book advance.
19 August 2021 : @GCRLPlayer How much data do you have????
19 August 2021 : Anyway this guy didn’t run the meter and charged us $75 for a 12 mile, 25 minute drive. Sure did miss taxis!
19 August 2021 : ABSOLUTE PRANK OH MY GOD lmao fuck
19 August 2021 : And we should be able to report the results and count, instead of having to them schedule another rapid test that counts (and borrow a car to get there 🙋‍♀️) even though we already know we’re positive.
19 August 2021 : My cab driver just drove back and forth between the same 2 road closures like 5 times and made a surprised Mike Lindell “waaaow” noise each time, and either it’s a pillow prank or I am being kidnapped.
19 August 2021 : I love them. No weird vinegary juice. Able to eat in one chomp. Perfect prepared eggs!
19 August 2021 : It’s a Maryland tradition!!!
19 August 2021 : Idk what that is but I have a smith island cake slice!
19 August 2021 : My closest friends are shaming my airport food choices what the fuck pic.twitter.com/70xfK6cbWK
19 August 2021 : I would never violently touch our soft pillow boys armpit!
18 August 2021 : First 🇺🇸 Then ??? Then 💰
18 August 2021 : Tomorrow I get to see Mike Lindell give a speech about why it's Very Important I buy things from him. pic.twitter.com/0IPH6HSceT
18 August 2021 : there is one in front of spin downtown too
18 August 2021 : Didn’t realize Tom was running the hill East facebook group.
18 August 2021 : Doing this without severing the ties between employment hours and healthcare is dumb. https://twitter.com/marktakano/status/1427698490315051018
18 August 2021 : pic.twitter.com/Gyrk7mVcyi
17 August 2021 : FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS TO MEET GENERAL FLYNN LMAOOOOO pic.twitter.com/UjI2GjDBYh
17 August 2021 : Honored to be part of the .18%, the most elite of clubs. pic.twitter.com/2U16IbYOXw
17 August 2021 : Can't believe I'm part of the top .18%
17 August 2021 : I'm that age and some of my dead grandparents would be the grandma age.
17 August 2021 : i accidentally cut it out ha
17 August 2021 : pic.twitter.com/TeGo1G7XUI
17 August 2021 : dc tracks that https://coronavirus.dc.gov/data/vaccination pic.twitter.com/Y6G0Wj9Cvo
17 August 2021 : Wow what a cuck. Sad!
17 August 2021 : Only rarely, famously!
17 August 2021 : Wow only a little late, but thank god finally I guess?
17 August 2021 : Wait, are you saying there is a way to report bullshit disinfo tweets?
17 August 2021 : need someone to do a triangulated prediction based on his age and general health. does he smoke? i hope he smokes.
17 August 2021 : 🎻
17 August 2021 : what percentage of vaccinated people die tho i need that number
17 August 2021 : Covid, you're doing amazing, sweetie. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1427736240087048198
17 August 2021 : Trying to eat in an airport in 2021 is literal hell.
17 August 2021 : I have people turning down events that pay $325 a day because they're that dedicated to the anti vaxx cause.
17 August 2021 : You mean based.
17 August 2021 : YES THE ONE YOU MADE ME TURN OFF
17 August 2021 : something something mansplaining
17 August 2021 : Every single day of my life that I can show a man who Paul from 90 Day Fiancé is makes me so happy. pic.twitter.com/l4bDc8uYE6
17 August 2021 : Danger of being too vaxxed?
17 August 2021 : Let’s start tomorrow
17 August 2021 : Fucking criminal. pic.twitter.com/vPvxuoQif7
16 August 2021 : This rivals “we shouldn’t tell people to wear masks because they won’t wear them like scientists in a lab handling anthrax, so masks are pointless” as the worst dumb ass, removed from how humans operate science take of the pandemic. https://twitter.com/laurahayesdc/status/1427304931401338882
16 August 2021 : K. https://www.patreon.com/posts/politico-almost-54970034
16 August 2021 : Who do I know in Portland?
16 August 2021 : Zach, I'm so sorry for you guys, but gotta say that my life is easier when journalists wear masks. Thank you, employers of the USA!
16 August 2021 : The complete lack of pushback. It’s not an article, it’s a diary entry that got published.
16 August 2021 : Like the decision to publish *this* story was deliberate. It makes me furious. There are so many better people to do this with. Also hey DCCC - if you want someone to write a *believable* fiction like this, I can do a much better job than whatever lobbyist you hired.
16 August 2021 : At first I was furious this was getting platformed w Bernie as the catalyst when she obviously has a history of conspiracy theories and he was just a passing moment for her. But even if it's 100% real and not the journo/Politico getting swindled, this is so obviously red scare.
16 August 2021 : I'm going to a party in the middle of Kentucky to celebrate 9/11: 20th Anniversary with Mike Flynn, and I'm honestly worried for my mental health.
16 August 2021 : On Saturday night I had @kimlehmkuhl read it in front of me like I was watching a reaction YouTube video. It was incredible (for me).
16 August 2021 : Truly all it is.
16 August 2021 : The guy's therapist tells him to quit his job to monitor his girlfriend even though he's literally afraid to live with her crazy ass. And she's a 9/11 truther but Bernie did this to her and now she likes both sides.
16 August 2021 : It's just the girl. The guy's therapist had him quit his job to monitor her 24/7! And they just gloss over her background as a 9/11 truther??? Tho Bernie did once hug me tight at a rally and whisper "jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams" into my ear.
16 August 2021 : It only gets worse, bb https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/08/13/qanon-radicalization-bernie-sanders-supporter-503295
16 August 2021 : Since the narrator went from 0 introspection to this dem talking point analysis, I actually have wondered if it's an op. Like there obviously wasn't any/much fact checking? If Dave's therapist is real, they need to have their licensed revoked, truly. pic.twitter.com/9tPr2dgsCP
16 August 2021 : I still think it was journalistic malpractice to publish this story in this framing without any pushback or fact checking, and I'm disappointed the great idea of a series about reformed QAnon supporters is being run this poorly. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1426220493791768587
15 August 2021 : I’m so nervous about a cross country time sensitive flight I have coming up!!!
14 August 2021 : I’m in a cab for the first time in like 6 years and like ok COVID but this don’t hit the ceiling and the driver isn’t in a mask so I don’t really understand what’s going on. pic.twitter.com/fzuDCnpmml
14 August 2021 : I mean, Walgreens understands making this an obstacle is going to keep me from purchasing deodorant, right? It’s equivalent to seeing a 30 person line. I’m here for one item quick, not a long trip. pic.twitter.com/B61ZTVWwtN
14 August 2021 : Hello Maryland. pic.twitter.com/vUxP1arGho
14 August 2021 : Hey Amtrak I have an incredible idea. If you want us to wear masks, did you try turning on the fucking air condition?!?!!?
13 August 2021 : Clients sending me last minute requests for work intensive quotes right at EOD on a Friday? On the first Friday I have non covid/non fascist weekend plans in months? I guess nature is healing.
13 August 2021 : ha. yes, exactly! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1426235399584763906?s=20
13 August 2021 : I think it can happen to a narrow group of primarily white people who are more invested in their own material or emotional gain (whether that's free healthcare or easing their fears by simplifying complex world problems into "jews bad" or whatever) than they are in equality.
13 August 2021 : People aren't always the most reliable narrators when it comes to talking about themselves and analyzing their motivations. Between this and her hinting at both sides-ism throughout the article, we can infer she hasnt been motivated by a well thought out set of political beliefs. pic.twitter.com/g5WODd2qTS
13 August 2021 : She was afraid of being vaccinated and not going to parties. Nowhere in this story does she talk about actual life ruining problems. Lack of socialization sucked, but she had a partner who a) loved her enough and b) could afford to quit his job to help her out of Q!!!
13 August 2021 : https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2021/08/13/qanon-radicalization-bernie-sanders-supporter-503295
13 August 2021 : Being a Bernie supporter didnt prime her for joining a group that bases much of its worldview on antisemitic tropes. She was primed to be both a Bernie supporter and a QAnon supporter bc her personal feelings of hopelessness drove her decisions, not a political or moral compass. pic.twitter.com/PlwY9Rtf6a
13 August 2021 : Some people supported Bernie bc they're looking for a messiah and an enemy. There isn't any real deep introspection anywhere in this story. If she thinks Bernie is radically left in the same way Q is radically right, she doesn't have a deep understanding of any of it.
13 August 2021 : 100% IDENTICAL!
13 August 2021 : Girl, bye. pic.twitter.com/h4WHIGOr0t
13 August 2021 : Im also a Bernie Sanders supporter and extrovert. Except I'm single, lived alone, didnt own a car to see a "bubble", lost my job and then my home, and probably would have offed myself by now if I hadn't started going to QAnon/fascist shit, and yet IVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT JOINING. pic.twitter.com/jUkv2VGP1Q
13 August 2021 : brb having aneurysm pic.twitter.com/jVRAL4sYVq
13 August 2021 : I can get both the EIDL portal and CAWEB to load without problems.
13 August 2021 : I didn’t get declined. I was pending with the amount I had selected from April to late July, no one would ever help me, and then one day it was approved.
13 August 2021 : When did you apply? I applied in April and got it 2 weeks ago.
13 August 2021 : Every time I see there was another armed carjacking in front of my old place where my asshole landlord still lives, I feel hope. 🙏🏻
13 August 2021 : my fall plans the delta variant 🤝 pic.twitter.com/6WwjhJwDZg
12 August 2021 : Looking forward to the chaos at every bar and event venue once we add a booster shot and need to determine who is fully vaccinated for entry.
12 August 2021 : Yup. I would never go somewhere that allowed it.
12 August 2021 : Still not banned in Texas!
12 August 2021 : 102 today, you would have loved that car!!
12 August 2021 : I must be very unlucky bc I find they’re at best bearable!
12 August 2021 : Do any of my followers live in Portland or have a vettable, verifiable connection there?
12 August 2021 : @MayorBowser where you at
12 August 2021 : To all the weirdos sitting in the hot car on the train when the other cars have air conditioning: what is wrong with you.
12 August 2021 : Oh we care about the font but not the fact old twitter made it easier to stalk people and they took that from me?! Ugh. Thank you
12 August 2021 : Sorry mom I think my phone is broken. here you try calling me right now, let’s see if it works??
12 August 2021 : Mine was gin and juice for everyone else and silence for home 😂
12 August 2021 : I’m too hungover to figure it out
12 August 2021 : Please tell me what people are talking about
12 August 2021 : I feel like this is such a niche experience that could only happen in such a small timeframe with young enough parents that you should feel blessed if you got to live through it.
12 August 2021 : Hey I earned those 500 mile upgrade stickers!!!
12 August 2021 : Lol this is so cute, could only be said by someone who hasn’t flown since 2019
12 August 2021 : My physical therapist and I just spent half my session talking about the unfair lack of diners here bc of your tweet.
12 August 2021 : And fly to a new time zone??
12 August 2021 : There is pretty much 0 overlap between when I am so hungover I want a burger at 7 am and when I am capable of commuting around to a diner tho. Gimme a fast food burger, America!
12 August 2021 : I can’t even buy a burger anywhere before 1030 am. America sucks.
12 August 2021 : This dent in his hair is slaying me. pic.twitter.com/Qlj0ssp0uQ
12 August 2021 : I keep coming back to it and staring.
12 August 2021 : Jokes on all of you, theatric lockdown defiance is my fall plan. 🥴
12 August 2021 : I actually laughed out loud and would in person. pic.twitter.com/AOr0LrvMHi
12 August 2021 : Imagine going to get a Pap smear and this is what greets you. https://twitter.com/transformsalem/status/1425674683714662404
12 August 2021 : Ew no I want my money back now
12 August 2021 : Oh this must be why I’m always flipping my bike over at Soulcycle.
12 August 2021 : Who among us has not gone a first date and declared Margie is our best friend while simultaneously demanding all landlords get the guillotine???
11 August 2021 : My ex had acres of land, so we had hay in his yard. But I liked the zombie range bc I liked to bully the zombie ha.
11 August 2021 : Technically, but I'm not assuming he's a hunter. I have a Mission (it's why I recognized the camo print) but I only kill bails of hay and torture stuffed zombies. pic.twitter.com/LDbfIvegsk
11 August 2021 : This is why I now refuse to work public shows and state fairs!!!
11 August 2021 : I wish.
11 August 2021 : Wait they're small enough for the treasure chest.
11 August 2021 : Pretty sure it's a Mission Switch.
11 August 2021 : I'm 100% a coastal elitist/city person/prissy bitch (I once slept on the floor of a hostel in a Panamanian cloud forest because a spider was on my bed), but I did just open a Bumble conversation by guessing the make and model of a guy's bow, and I am very proud of myself.
11 August 2021 : You have combined so many things I hate, beautiful.
11 August 2021 : Nothing says "I am the reason contact tracing called you" like emotionally housing a bunch of chocolate and cheese in the office, looking so joyous it's like you just discovered these foods for the first time.
11 August 2021 : Imagine eating this good. But seriously for like ten days I could only imagine. pic.twitter.com/ZnXp7BMyXH
11 August 2021 : ty i am going to cvs across the street rn for overpriced babybel
11 August 2021 : I can taste cheese today and hot coffee no longer makes me want to vomit. My covid is officially over.
11 August 2021 : No. No. What is going on. No. No.
11 August 2021 : Oh yeah ok I saw that, good good. Glad I'm not being deprived.
11 August 2021 : As someone who flies nearly every week, 2021 has really been hell bc of this shit. I wish there was a way to *ever* hold airlines accountable, but instead I'm sure we'll just give them more money lol
11 August 2021 : Wait, is he already on for you? Is OAN on a lag?!
10 August 2021 : I’m stuck on a train and there are people in my car vaping and propping their bare feet up on seats. Please send a rescue team.
10 August 2021 : There are already trade shows (thus careers) that require vaccination and no medical/religious bullshitting around it. One is happening right now in Vegas. Love it.
10 August 2021 : It's definitely Airpods sized, but if I am going to be an Elon Musk stan now, I deserve two for my efforts.
10 August 2021 : It’s an AirPods holder but I could always buy two in this scenario.
10 August 2021 : I will pay him a fair wage!
10 August 2021 : But perhaps a slider!
10 August 2021 : I will sell my soul to capitalism if it means I can have this tiny little $2,200 Louis Vuitton trunk I can wear around my neck. Bezos has ok taste in houses, space is cool, Elon is a human guy. pic.twitter.com/S8f4zSqwCD
10 August 2021 : Well congrats on all the free advertisement, Douglas, Stephen Douglas.
10 August 2021 : Mike Lindell is reading an article about himself, and it's like the celebrities read mean tweets sketches, but unhinged.
10 August 2021 : My landlord probably had $500 of his mortgage to pay after his housing allowance, but wouldn't renegotiate my $1500 a month rent for my illegal basement apartment with fucked up flickering wiring while I was unemployed during a pandemic and getting 7% of my income on UI. 🎻
10 August 2021 : Honestly if they had gone out in Hill East next to my legal residence while I was in house prison with covid, you'd have to fucking 5150 *me*
10 August 2021 : All of the complaints from Dominion & Smartmatic are like this. I prefer it. It’s made them easier to read and imo drives how ridiculous it is this even needs done. I’ve never read the pink slime complaint to say if it’s similar, but both Erik Connolly & Tom Clare know what’s up.
10 August 2021 : Since it’s Mike Lindell week. https://twitter.com/ahcpodcast/status/1407334893911150602
10 August 2021 : Mike is the only one I've ever felt any guilt over (though incredibly brief and not enough to stop me from talking to lawyers), bc he's very clearly not ok. He's also very kind.
10 August 2021 : This is why I’m waiting until he’s like 24 hours in before I dedicated time to watching. Save it for the best stuff.
10 August 2021 : You’re so lucky.
10 August 2021 : I dropped out of college, what is mortadella?
10 August 2021 : This is a weird fucking response to “there are no walk up vaccination sites” lol
10 August 2021 : I’ve decided to back out of signing a lease, and will be waiting until rent drops again in like 3 weeks. https://twitter.com/nbcwashington/status/1424913423024988160
10 August 2021 : Cuomo out. ✌🏻
10 August 2021 : Really thought we could never top the guy who said that crypto would prevent financial harm from a second Holocaust bc people could simply sell everything for Bitcoin and memorize their keys before fleeing. https://twitter.com/wheatpond/status/1423738715474694151
10 August 2021 : My only cards have such low balances I pay them off multiple times a month, and you can see the damage that’s causing!
10 August 2021 : My job doesn’t have a religious or medical exemption. If you aren’t vaccinated, you cannot come in the door, so I was trying to find out the percentage of people who would be impacted.
10 August 2021 : Thanks! I spent a while researching this at some point and couldn’t find any warnings from the CDC or any federal agency at all other than if you’re allergic to X get JJ and if you’re allergic to Y get mRNA. But bad reactions to all vaccines makes sense.
10 August 2021 : Does the CDC recognize any reason someone can’t get any vaccine?
10 August 2021 : Ok Pfizer now it’s your turn
10 August 2021 : 😐 pic.twitter.com/ar6SSQMjTG
10 August 2021 : lol oh my god can't wait for rent to fall again https://twitter.com/BarredinDC/status/1424915713098231814
10 August 2021 : Honestly, how is this a system we take seriously? It's dumb as all hell. pic.twitter.com/agdmYdArH2
10 August 2021 : Credit scores are a joke. Nothing happened between Thursday and today. pic.twitter.com/YjKsbEJyah
10 August 2021 : Last week I asked for help finding a place for my dad to get the J&J shot. I'm happy to say that today he followed through and was vaccinated. Thank you so much to all of you who responded. This is a big deal, bc my dad believes in Christ Over Viruses & Infectious Disease
9 August 2021 : Whatever, wierd and creepy guy.
9 August 2021 : As patient 0 or as a person being informed they've been exposed?
9 August 2021 : Wet made it permanent!!
9 August 2021 : She posted this yesterday? I didn’t see a single person doing this yesterday when we were walking around outside drinking cocktails out of pouches.
9 August 2021 : She posted rbis yesterday? I didn’t see a single person doing this yesterday when we were walking around outside drinking cocktails out of pouches.
9 August 2021 : Due to the coronavirus we sell 1 item on the menu now. Thank you!
9 August 2021 : That is 100% true. And even when it’s weather it’s bullshit bc the crew becomes the issue bc they’re understaffed. As business travel comes back theyre gonna have to do something I hope. The regular people flying now don’t know better
9 August 2021 : I can’t believe phx is that closed what the actual fuck. Don’t even get me started on how fucking hard it is to eat at airports now fuck
9 August 2021 : I’ve honestly been thinking about writing AA and asking them to reimburse at least one of my seven hotel rooms I’ve had to get due to “weather”
9 August 2021 : Phoenix still doesn’t have food????
9 August 2021 : I have been enjoying getting upgraded nonstop bc like 3 people per flight have status now. How do I switch from that ugh
9 August 2021 : Hahahahaha. See this is how they got me. When they merged I was living in Dallas!!!
9 August 2021 : Like how am I getting threatened with being stuck in Dallas for 18 hours as plat pro when dca is a hub what the fuck
9 August 2021 : Some people in first were making light conversation about when flying used to be better as we waited forever to deplane, and I made a joke like I remember when they had more than 6 flights a day between hubs and no one laughed bc there are almost no business travelers right now
9 August 2021 : It’s what happens when you let everyone’s credentials expire and I guess light all your bail out money on fire
9 August 2021 : I’ve had several paid first American tickets overnight delay and try to put me in coach or the emergency exit row, which I could not sit in as I was visibly in a full arm cast
9 August 2021 : I took a JetBlue flight that was fine and on time, and a delta paid first that was great and on time, but I don’t count them in my 4. This really is the worst I can ever remember flying being.
9 August 2021 : I'm just a US Air holdover too lazy to get status elsewhere 😭😭
9 August 2021 : I have flown 2-8x a month every month this year, and I have had 4 flights leave on time. I'm plat pro.
9 August 2021 : Needlessly deep throating my card and throwing it at the cashier bc I can’t figure out chip technology.
9 August 2021 : I share drinks with strangers and do not fear COVID, but if my job made me wear a mask and someone did this, I would absolutely ring them up and just hack up all the spit and phlegm I could all over their card and hand as I gave it back. https://twitter.com/dgirllb/status/1423594316031795204
9 August 2021 : Just watched a customer bitch at people in a hot kitchen for wearing their masks around their chins, and I just 🔪🔪🔪
8 August 2021 : We don’t have any here!!! That is my preference tho
8 August 2021 : A fun thing to do after you have covid is to let your friends serve you clear drinks and have you guess if it’s vodka, gin, or water.
8 August 2021 : Epic. pic.twitter.com/hLLF1Z7pdh
8 August 2021 : This might be super unhelpful stuff you already know, but I was able to find like 3 CVS stores here that did walk up instead of drive up. it took lots of zip code plugging in tho, and they close appointments 36 hours out regardless of true availability.
8 August 2021 : Holy shit.
8 August 2021 : I was vaccinated in February. Don’t give a shit about getting COVID myself, so it wasn’t for me. The people that remain unvaxxed are not swayed by this argument, unfortunately!
8 August 2021 : Just got my dad to go get vaccinated.
8 August 2021 : Thank you.
8 August 2021 : Also it’s that bumpy thing. You know?? Like when people photoshop holes on plants or whatever. I had to block the op lol
8 August 2021 : And now I don’t like legs either!!
8 August 2021 : I do not like ducks or slime!!!
8 August 2021 : Oh no thank you
8 August 2021 : Wait until these guys learn about Gosar’s resolution praising Orban
8 August 2021 : Honestly probably just drugs.
8 August 2021 : No.
8 August 2021 : I worked the Mid-Atlantic Mausoleum Builders Conference one year, and I have great news for you. pic.twitter.com/mXPwJAvU62
8 August 2021 : Covid, sweetie, you're finally doing good things.
8 August 2021 : Matches the quality of the writing.
8 August 2021 : People don't want to admit they were wrong. But even more than that, people really, really don't want to admit they are afraid. "I'd take a vaccine for a cold bc I don't like having Rudolph nose or feeling shitty & covid sounds miserable" works whether people are afraid or not.
8 August 2021 : Someone in the replies got so pissed at this they unfollowed, but even for people it *is* a threat for, many are not good at judgment calls. My dad wanted to make sure I knew he wasn't afraid of COVID, and it resonated w him when I said me either, but I'd take a vax for the cold. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1424172814911873024
8 August 2021 : Colin I can't believe this is happening during this trying time in my life when I cannot taste dairy at all. So unfair.
8 August 2021 : I hate the New Orleans guy way more
8 August 2021 : That's someone else's kid, far away.
8 August 2021 : I can only assume the people saying that are the same ones saying we shouldn't platform MTG lol
8 August 2021 : Just looked it up and Alexandria has 3.5x the population density New Orleans has lmao.
8 August 2021 : I woke up and took my Adderall today. Became incredibly sleepy. Took a second Adderall. Almost fell asleep on the couch. Just realized I've been taking Promethazine all day. lmao.
8 August 2021 : FGL signed to play the New York State Fair for free (to consumers) before they made it big, and so they were contractually obligated to show up. It was a shit show. I was working and I renegotiated my contracts to get rid of state fairs.
8 August 2021 : In normal world it wasn’t uncommon for me to go out late Saturday, wake up 10 pm Sunday, go back to sleep, and wake up at 6 Monday. Gotta pay that sleep debt.
8 August 2021 : New Orleans famously far more developed than Alexandria.
8 August 2021 : He’s in New Orleans lmao
8 August 2021 : The airport that services the nations capital is literally in Virginia. The grocery stores carry identical stock to their dc counterparts 2 miles down the rod. Parts of Virginia are more city like than actual cities. You don’t even know what the states you’re bitching about are.
8 August 2021 : I am obsessed with the fact this guy doesn’t know how to go to wegmans dot com and check inventory.
8 August 2021 : Facebook just informed me that 10 years ago today I was on a party bus. I have no memory of this and I don’t recognize a single person in the photos with me.
8 August 2021 : I sincerely hope there is a similar turn out when it’s inevitably not extended again
8 August 2021 : Can’t fucking believe I missed being there ugh
8 August 2021 : It’s accomplishing the same goal in the same way that “some 20 year olds died so maybe you will too” but while being honest and not trying to scare people. It’s perfect.
8 August 2021 : . @FriendlyFossil said they’d get vaccinated for colds and it was a watershed moment for me. It’s the same matter of fact, removed from politics/party kind of tactic Ive used w other stuff. It doesnt make people feel embarrassed or ashamed bc they dont have to say they were wrong.
8 August 2021 : Sure thing. It literally says “covid WASNT a threat” which is past tense. However, people in the younger age ranges have been hearing it could kill them for so long, it’s going to fall on deaf ears now. But if you think the “you might die” approach has been working, ok.
8 August 2021 : You’re the reason I said that to my dad and it had an impact. So thanks.
8 August 2021 : pic.twitter.com/C4AugIpHZA
8 August 2021 : That guy looks old as fuck and not at all like an unvaccinated 23 year old at lollapalooza.
8 August 2021 : At the end of the day covid wasn’t a huge threat to many of those who remain unvaccinated and its time to recognize that pretending otherwise and screaming about statistically unlikely scenarios is a stupid, bad tactic that is obviously failing.
8 August 2021 : imo it’s time to pivot from “you should get vaccinated bc covid is scary” to “ugh I wish we had a vaccines for colds. Im not afraid of covid, but being sick is a pain in the ass and I’d rather not be inconvenienced by it for a week or so. I hate when my nose chafes from tissues!”
8 August 2021 : Do these people think delta is more contagious or no? Like what the fuck?
8 August 2021 : Lol look at this sick fuck. “Looking forward to people dying so I can scold.” pic.twitter.com/UtM7nPgOg2
8 August 2021 : Millions of us were forced to stay home from work for a year and received pennies in return. I will never be tricked again. Let it fucking kill me, I’m tired of crashing on couches and in guest rooms.
7 August 2021 : 😐 pic.twitter.com/6oOKFyChjq
7 August 2021 : I hate this, Owen. I’m sorry.
7 August 2021 : I’m currently carrying more masks than ever bc I’m a little phlegmy in the morning and I have to clear my throat or slightly cough, and I can’t yell out JUST HAD DELTA AM RECOVERED YOURE SAFE. Like if I can remember to drag masks around to swap after this, anyone can??
7 August 2021 : But believing it happens that way doesn’t make any sense.
7 August 2021 : Doesn’t even make any sense lmao
7 August 2021 : Whoever runs Visit New Orleans or whatever name the tourism board uses should be lobbying the shit out of politicians. Medical show #HIMSS21 was in Nola, then Orlando, and now Vegas, and if it was in Orlando this year it'd be canceled for sure despite being a vaccine only show.
7 August 2021 : Flight patterns probably followed too, I would guess. Usually big shows take into consideration how many nonstop flights run into a city. I would wager MSY suffered the opposite fate, with less business travel demand meaning fewer nonstop flights, harder to come back.
7 August 2021 : 20 year old me knew how old a fentanyl patch could be before the time release membrane would degrade. they coulda called me.
7 August 2021 : Conventions are planned out years in advance. Locations are determine 3-6 years out. So when moriel wasn’t an option, everyone had to move and it just never recalibrated. I was in hs for Katrina but my understanding is huge shows generally went to Orlando. I know dc got some too
7 August 2021 : People in the trade show industry often talk about the pre Katrina days when New Orleans was in regular rotation for large shows, so I can see it moving back.
7 August 2021 : I think New Orleans could pull some of the market things start turning around there. Chicago is cold and Vegas is west and annoying. Need a southern city.
7 August 2021 : I honestly think Florida, one of the biggest trade show destinations in the US, might permanently lose shows (definitely all medical ones) to states willing to implement vaccine requirements for dining, gyms, etc. New Orleans used to be a staple location and never recovered. https://twitter.com/drandrewb/status/1423720887719706633
7 August 2021 : @jshecket The way people react or don’t react to pain medication is wild. When they gave my mom Vicodin, she acted like she was given a high dose of Ritalin, cleaning the bathroom and vacuuming at 2 am. And she had auditory hallucinations.
7 August 2021 : Fucking Ohio!!!
7 August 2021 : @Twootin Only one way for me to find out!!
7 August 2021 : Oh my god bring back Erowid.
7 August 2021 : A high dose patch that’s so old the time release membrane has worn down could give you a wild time, but that’s it! Is erowid gone???
7 August 2021 : Is it because it can come in a patch??? Do they think touching birth control gives you an abortion or that touching nicotine is like smoking???
7 August 2021 : Wait why would anyone think touching fentanyl can kill you?!?
7 August 2021 : lol who care https://twitter.com/Cleavon_MD/status/1423777988043321348
7 August 2021 : The videos are far, far worse. I'd rather they just do the tweeting like this.
6 August 2021 : Were your coworkers really sick? The kid stuff is disgusting. Like I guess it's one thing to morally justify it to yourself to kill off adults but killing off kids seems impossible to negotiate in your head. They don't choose to go to school.
6 August 2021 : Yeah, I have no idea what to do about this. My dad asked me who has the Johnson and Johnson shot for free (!! ugh!) and I'm not sure what prompted him. I've wondered if one of his anti vaxx church friends got it.
6 August 2021 : "Maintaining" suggests he didn't let me lights flicker like strobe lights for 3 weeks straight without doing shit about it while still charging me full ass rent, by the way. Oh and bc of COVID, you can now get a luxury waterfront studio for less than I paid for that dump.
6 August 2021 : lol my rent was $1500 for an illegal basement apartment, but his military housing allowance probably covered all but ~ $500 of his mortgage on his $800,000 place. He did hang putrid bags of bug poison next to my door and when I'd leave he'd enter & throw my stuff on the ground.
6 August 2021 : 10 days of being stuck in pastel prison (mom's guest room) made me so bored and eager to get out that I opened a dating app. Immediately received a message from someone involved in the Republican Party. Not that bored!
6 August 2021 : I've really thought about renting a place for a month or two down there, especially bc of how often I end up being there anyway -- my real job and my undercover "job". But then I feel bad rewarding the behavior bc DeSantis should be in prison
6 August 2021 : Yup. My area got a mask mandate and no other restrictions or hinting toward a vaccine mandate and no exemptions for vaccinated only events, so I moved my gym and social activities 1 mile away to an area that doesn’t have one.
6 August 2021 : It’s the weekend so please 🙏🏻 make sure you put on a shitty surgical mask 😷 before you go out dancing in 100% packed clubs that are so crowded people keep accidentally stepping on you.
6 August 2021 : Guess he finally picked up Alex's calls.
6 August 2021 : being vaccinated was way more annoying than putting a cotton swab in my nose for 30 seconds, wtf??
6 August 2021 : Looks great, Becky. Good job with the fundraiser. pic.twitter.com/Awo924vWck
6 August 2021 : It’s bonkers that I have to carry around my state DMV’s ordinance that due to the public health emergency expired licenses aren’t really expired, instead of the entire country just....recognizing there’s a public health emergency.
6 August 2021 : Some! Like my taste, it’s less of an issue each day. I’m only 14 days out from symptoms starting and 10 from losing it. Lysol was my reintroduction to scents 😐
6 August 2021 : Why isn't there a mail ordered government sponsored rapid test that allows you to upload your results instead of waiting an entire workweek and having to leave the house???
6 August 2021 : My unvaccinated friend has COVID for the second time, and told me she keeps coughing and feels like she has weight on her chest for 2 weeks. She said bc I had COVID the vaccine is "pointless" even though I blew my nose a couple times for 2 days and lost my sense of smell. 🙃
6 August 2021 : So it seems unlikely people who passed by me in the grocery store got it, but obviously that’s just speculation. I got it through “community spread” but while I was working a packed indoor maskless event in Florida.
6 August 2021 : I am a breakthrough case and 0 of my close contacts got sick, vaccinated or not, including people I shared drinks with and people who were in the same household I was in.
6 August 2021 : Yeah but I expect mine sometime in 2022, bc that’s on pace with the lag the rest of my mail experiences.
6 August 2021 : Excited to listen, but irritated to spend the duration thinking about how I got breakthrough delta at a tpusa event!
6 August 2021 : Hey @AmericanAir I will hit Platinum Pro soon, and I think this sucks. pic.twitter.com/qG3EJ1H5pU
5 August 2021 : Wait people were advising to NOT look? I sent her tweet to so many people...
5 August 2021 : I need it to go perfectly bc I worry if one thing is inconvenient he’ll be like never mind!
5 August 2021 : Oh this is excellent thank you!!
5 August 2021 : They don’t once you go to book it! It’s very strange but I’m going to try it on a computer when I get home. Thank you!!
5 August 2021 : Bethany do you think masks are so comfortable that you forget to take them off before you eat and drink? pic.twitter.com/Dzq0ghKViH
5 August 2021 : Lmao
5 August 2021 : I'm sorry to hear this! I also had a breakthrough case and I lost my sense of smell and blew my nose a couple times for two days. I really think we need more words than "mild" bc if you're coughing yourself awake and I'm doing CrossFit in my living room, we cant both be mild.
5 August 2021 : ahahaahha pic.twitter.com/6XdsDHUdl4
5 August 2021 : What.
5 August 2021 : One of my business's first clients was a world famous company that was sponsoring a nationally known event, and even after learning that, men still try to explain my industry to me. I will now be calling that Silvering. https://twitter.com/ParkerMolloy/status/1423275644553764864
5 August 2021 : 🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/UtYHxchUyF
5 August 2021 : Bro she’s not going to remember you.
5 August 2021 : I think the original reason journalists followed me back on Twitter was bc I offered the cool ones a bathroom.
5 August 2021 : I'm 2 degrees of separation from some of these people. This is what our industry is!! A lot of people in this field do not like vaccines or medicine (to compensate for being uninsured), and a lot like Trump, and even more want to open up (bc we've been getting fucked for a year!)
5 August 2021 : I hate it
5 August 2021 : ACAB. https://time.com/6087577/michael-fanone-january-6-interview/ pic.twitter.com/HGT1mhLvbU
5 August 2021 : @Chinchillazllla really had the right idea by blocking all minors.
5 August 2021 : wait what this IS in the olympics?
5 August 2021 : Two bros just walked by me talking about how Joe Biden “rocks his aviators.” 😎
5 August 2021 : pic.twitter.com/YsCQ318Z4L
5 August 2021 : Had an entire confusing conversation about this tweet that left me totally baffled. Only now realizing it says “digitization” and not “digestion.” Things are making more sense now. https://twitter.com/theul/status/1423190422814437379
5 August 2021 : Incredible stuff.
5 August 2021 : My office building hasn’t been this empty since February.
5 August 2021 : Can’t stress enough that I did not infect any of my close contacts, including people I shared drinks or living space with.
5 August 2021 : And that’s exactly why I walked out on my lease and couch surfed through a pandemic.
5 August 2021 : I’d rather get what I just had every six months until I die instead of sitting jobless and penniless alone in my apartment forever, Jesus Christ
5 August 2021 : The only reason I have insurance is bc a few years ago I wanted to switch to Vyvanse. I fucking hated it but broke my leg a week later and needed surgery. it was my first time having insurance in years so it worked out, I guess.
5 August 2021 : I walk an extra block past my home to avoid those trees and the fruit bullets they throw at me.
5 August 2021 : ur going to h3ll
5 August 2021 : Here, everyone thinks I'm a minimum wage retail worker that for some reason flies a lot.
5 August 2021 : Oh I mean it's definitely bc I work in it but like....80% of everyone I work with is based in LA, and when I lived out there no one was like "what do you mean you work auto shows and E3???? Do you SELL VIDEO GAME CARS?? HUH??" They simply understood my job bc it wasnt weird there
5 August 2021 : I'm in an adjacent industry with a ton of crossover. I am on some of the websites they're using to push this narrative. I knew plenty of Trump voters before, and after 2020 I know plenty more people who want to open the fuck up bc live performers of all sorts got dicked.
5 August 2021 : I was vaccinated with Moderna on 2/18/21 and 3/16/21 and caught COVID in Tampa, Florida on 7/18/21.
5 August 2021 : But it is a little weird I'm nowhere near Cali and these people are, and I am surrounded by it and they are....somehow not?
5 August 2021 : Yup. They literally don't know my entire industry exists. I hate having to explain it to people.
5 August 2021 : Turns out it was a glitch, but this is so funny I'm playing it on loop and crying. https://twitter.com/eddyburback/status/1422972566629543941
5 August 2021 : I mean, I am on/have been on some of these same websites so guess I'm definitely a paid infiltrator in the reverse!
5 August 2021 : This is my industry and I know plenty of people like this. The only shocking thing to me is that thread being passed around like it's the only option.
5 August 2021 : @ChrpngBrd Like. This fucking guy!!! https://t.co/jgE2mOlmYD
5 August 2021 : I missed it by days but fuck yes.
5 August 2021 : She sucks. I can’t imagine anyone loving our local dem party.
5 August 2021 : The replies have made me decide to waterboard myself.
5 August 2021 : Because her parents bought her the election or because of her concern for the plight of the poor homeowner or whatever?
5 August 2021 : They’re fucking awful so I hope it’s not great. Bowser managing to unite washpo and the examiner is an incredible feat.
5 August 2021 : 🎻🎻🎻
5 August 2021 : I love this for us.
5 August 2021 : Does that include bowser and Brooke or?
5 August 2021 : 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/1Af1OYenPL
5 August 2021 : Anyway, just a reminder that MT was at an event I was at where actual news broke, and instead they chose to make fart jokes and *still don't even realize what they're sitting on.* I don't have a platform, so I just have audio that I haven't shared. https://twitter.com/Autre_Vierge/status/1406351625141121028?s=20
5 August 2021 : lol yes https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2021/08/patriottakes-and-future-resistance-twitter/619645/ https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1414980533805780996 pic.twitter.com/p4cbikPGHg
4 August 2021 : My industry has a lot of belligerent anti-vaxxers, and it's causing a great deal of drama in a private Facebook group. As we are once again facing massive cancellations, the vaccinated are (rightfully) blaming these assholes, and they're getting very upset lmao pic.twitter.com/mvaJopWqU7
4 August 2021 : Also the government conducted hospital surveys say they're much better off than the hospital association conducted surveys!!
4 August 2021 : I saw your tweet right away and spent that entire time fact checking the OP. I think it's pretty sus! I had a March 2020 surgery I elected to cancel in February 2020 bc I knew it'd be canceled anyway, and I was right -- the hospital website was super clear, had a little alert.
4 August 2021 : lol my rent was $1500 for an illegal basement apartment, but his military housing allowance probably covered all but ~ $500 of his mortgage on his $800,000 place. He did hang putrid bags of bug poison next to my door and when I'd leave he'd enter & throw my stuff on the ground.
4 August 2021 : A lot of the info is paywalled and many of the hospitals have shitty websites that don't have the info on the landing page. Very bad!!
4 August 2021 : It might be hyperbolic to make a point, but it's not one hospital and it's not like it ended six days ago! Some started yesterday. pic.twitter.com/s7XqELz5Rg
4 August 2021 : everything i want to say would get me suspended lol
4 August 2021 : Scrolled by this tweet at the exact moment my mom was telling me she really likes Ron DeSantis because he really sticks up for his people. 🙃🙃 https://twitter.com/ScooterMagruder/status/1422966533161201664
4 August 2021 : I had the choice between watching gymnastics at 445 am, watching the shitty edited version in primetime, or waiting until the next day to watch the 445 am showing DESPITE PAYING FOR PEACOCK AND HAVING CABLE.
4 August 2021 : Still no answers, and the guy died there was why was lenfant closed??? https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/george-gonzalez-slain-pentagon-police-officer/2021/08/04/ac8aea06-f50e-11eb-9068-bf463c8c74de_story.html
4 August 2021 : Damn can't believe I was 50% wrong, this is really embarrassing. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1356788224371351552?s=20
4 August 2021 : So im biased!
4 August 2021 : Can’t stand to hear his boring ass voice. Put me right to sleep.
4 August 2021 : My apartment I stopped being able to afford has been sitting empty since September without any reduction in price lol
4 August 2021 : Yeah him being there in person would be more interesting than Jim, but unfortunately Jim will be there and he won't be sooooooo fuck that haha
4 August 2021 : Ron will at best be a floating head on a screen. They can be there if they want, I don't go to speeches anyway -- so seemed like a waste of my time if those guys were the highlight!
4 August 2021 : I'm hearing this too, but I can't pinpoint a source.
4 August 2021 : Losing business travel revenue as every medical show on the docket cancels, all in an attempt to own the libs.
4 August 2021 : Every time I go on facebook I have friend requests from people whose profiles look like this. Lol. pic.twitter.com/PrwKQhG1pk
4 August 2021 : @OlySounder @intrnetdaughter Whoa I just checked my script and yeah, the price for 30s has gone from $75 at Walgreens ONLY to ~$35 everywhere. Amazing. Insurance is a joke, Christ.
4 August 2021 : In the last 10 days, 3 trade shows scheduled for August in Orlando have cancelled due to Florida's inability to control the coronavirus. But hey, the economy is ✨open✨
4 August 2021 : Happy to report that General Flynn is now pictured as the headline keynote speaker for QAnon John's October event, and not boring ass Ron or Jim Watkins. This is good news for my own sanity. pic.twitter.com/Op55mD0uX2
4 August 2021 : That suuuucks and is wildly expensive, holy shit. GoodRx took me down to $25 for instant and $80 for extended release, but only if I went to Walgreens. My insured price now is $5, but the insurance itself is like $500 a month lmao
4 August 2021 : Absolutely pissed at vaccinated Lollapalooza attendees but being blissfully unaware the Indy 500 had 135,000 people.
4 August 2021 : lol at someone replying saying she can go private for £135 a month. like that sucks, sure, but when i was uninsured in the us my adderall alone was like $350 a month??
4 August 2021 : It's friends only ☹️
4 August 2021 : Open up Facebook. See a self pitying anti vaxxer post that says "I hope I get to suffocate and die since that’s what everyone wants." Deactivate Facebook.
4 August 2021 : I’m so glad you did this. I wanted someone to, but knew it couldn’t be me bc I couldn’t make it past the third tweet in the original.
4 August 2021 : Beyond
4 August 2021 : It’s already back except hot coffee isn’t good yet and dairy is still muted, but apparently there is stuff you can do to help if it doesn’t come back? Unclear. I am a little congested first thing in the morning still so it’s not like it’s lingering behind reason after this point
4 August 2021 : Yup. But people immediately assume I was on deaths door. No I blew my nose a few times for 2 days and can’t taste dairy! I also think people have forgotten what being sick with an actual flu is like
4 August 2021 : I think sometimes people are disappointed to hear I was totally fine from regular delta. At the very least, nearly everyone assumes I was very ill and is surprised.
4 August 2021 : They might as well make a sign that says “try working from home!”
4 August 2021 : Thankfully since Israel declared war against Vermont over ice cream, so we no longer need the media to hype things up.
4 August 2021 : Thank you!! I went with these but I will add those in case these suck. https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08QCLHRWK/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o00_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
4 August 2021 : Yeah I signed off my email to UI like this: Hopefully this is a hiccup, because it will be very difficult to convince people to miss out on a week or two of pay for the minor sniffles I had for 48 hours! Like what the fuck. Why are we paying for any of this??
4 August 2021 : Yeah if we're not paying UI for people when they have covid and arent even sick, we're totally fucked if delta spreads like they say it does. Take off time for the vaccine, then take off time when you don't even feel sick? loool
4 August 2021 : I got $105, so I hear you. I just walked out of my lease. Of course, now I can't get a lease lol bc my credit is fucked.
4 August 2021 : Thankfully I have a thread of emails I've been sending to random state and unemployment emails since like May 2020, so I just hit reply all and sent them another one.
4 August 2021 : I filed whenever I had an event. I am 96% 1099 but my UI is based on 4% of my income that was paid out W2. I marked I was sick last week, put in the notes I had COVID, and I received $0.
4 August 2021 : So are we no longer allowed to file unemployment when we miss a week of work because we have covid?
4 August 2021 : Because I watched that happen, I always screenshot PT when I drag them instead of QT. Thank you for your service!
4 August 2021 : You are too late for me to cough on you and give you the natural booster all of our rightwing friends love so much, I am sorry.
4 August 2021 : Ok seriously what the fuck??? 9 to 230?????? https://www.arlnow.com/2020/03/16/breaking-stabbing-reported-at-pentagon-metro-station/ pic.twitter.com/GwmQ2Pj36o
4 August 2021 : Capitol South was the first to come to mind for me, mostly bc I'm in Hill East and I was on the train home when it happened and we got shut down. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dc-metro-stabbing-washington-area-police-seek-teen-wanted-for-capitol-south-station-stabbing-live-updates/
4 August 2021 : Did the cops kill this guy at the Pentagon transit station, or did he flee? Why was L'enfant Plaza closed? What the fuck is going on?
4 August 2021 : Can you two please stop stealing my dad's favorite phrases? At least credit the man.
4 August 2021 : I don't ever remember stations being closed this long when the murders took place *in the stations*!!!
4 August 2021 : What. pic.twitter.com/TjNzMJw4tY
4 August 2021 : Amazon. Stop. pic.twitter.com/mbamp0Doba
4 August 2021 : aaah if i can find a disposable version of this, it will be perfect! thank you!!!
4 August 2021 : FISH SHAPE! Omg hahah what! Thank you!! I am not a child, but this is 4 ply so we're getting closer! pic.twitter.com/05hXTSi8P7
4 August 2021 : Who the fuck was involved with this shooting?? Why is the station closed for TWENY FOUR HOURS? https://twitter.com/wmata/status/1422709928318357507
4 August 2021 : Yeah they're also much thicker than I'm looking for. I've got boxes of them leftover from 2020, but I'd rather just wear a surgical mask and reapply the lipstick.
4 August 2021 : I wore a regular N95 to my covid test, and I have absolutely no idea how people deal with that shit on their head all day.
4 August 2021 : That's way too thick, I want 3 ply maximum, unfortunately! Thank you though!
4 August 2021 : Same, but I couldn't wear any of this one box of KN95s long enough to get there. Also a lot of the KN95s smushed the tip of my nose a little, which caused headaches. 2020 was my year to really learn how big my features are!
4 August 2021 : This is all I can find, but it only comes in a shitty assorted color option. What is this shape called??? https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1422744878522437633 pic.twitter.com/fLRMcegyZL
4 August 2021 : This is all I can find and it only comes in an assortment of neon colors. Great!! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1422744878522437633 pic.twitter.com/o6fcNodaB2
4 August 2021 : I've had 2 shots and 2 covids, but not really sure what the relevance is here when we're talking about what is statistically likely. And extreme reactions aren't.
4 August 2021 : I had the vaccine and now I have 20 toes on each foot. This is statistically significant and here is why (1/240)
4 August 2021 : Right, I have also met other humans in the United State of America. But people are going to talk more about bad things that happened to them, not when nothing happened. That's the point.
4 August 2021 : I'm not saying like "oh this hurts my face after hours" i'm saying like the metal part hurt my nose within minutes, but maybe if you have a much smaller nose than i do. it's easy to do, i'm like a bird.
4 August 2021 : Ah, yeah, I'd rather just wear the surgical masks and reapply lipstick. I'm going to send this to my mom though, bc she's going in to work a lot now and I know she dislikes the KN95s. Thank you!!
4 August 2021 : I got those black KN95s or whatever they were based on your recommendation like...last year, so you're the mask guru, honestly.
4 August 2021 : I'm looking for something thin like a surgical mask, but thank you for this, bc this store looks *amazing* for people who haven't already had delta. Have you used them before? The super detailed photos are something I haven't seen at all in 16 months of this!!
4 August 2021 : I've ordered these previously when I was trying to prevent getting covid, and I have never gotten anything I would call thin, so this is my bad luck! I have a bunch of dodgy, hot, nose hurting, shitty KN95s tho
4 August 2021 : Oh my god is this terrible shit the only option??? pic.twitter.com/yfeJGZeizM
4 August 2021 : My ideal mask is like....2 ply.
4 August 2021 : I do not see how a mask can be KN95 and light to me, so I might just stick with the surgical kinds. Thank you, though!
4 August 2021 : Looking for that KN95 shape but 2 or 3 ply shit, not the thick KN95 material. If KN95 is my only choice, I'd rather just wear the normal surgical mask!
4 August 2021 : I want a shape like that bu lightweight, so not KN95.
4 August 2021 : I can't believe I have to time travel *and* fly to Australia, fuck!
4 August 2021 : I want like 3 ply maximum.
4 August 2021 : That but way less thick is what I’m looking for.
4 August 2021 : Mine did. It took about 90 seconds lmao
4 August 2021 : Yeah, that shape is good, so like that but nowhere near that thick.
4 August 2021 : Seeking super lightweight disposable masks that tent out away from your lips and don't ruin your lipstick. Do they exist? Signs point to no!
4 August 2021 : Not me and Jordan Chiles both crying over this moment. pic.twitter.com/NdSUTcjIqH
4 August 2021 : Damn that's crazy, feel bad for kids, the immunocompromised who don't get the full benefit of the vaccines, and the .000005% of people who legit can't get vaccinated, and I don't feel shit for not one other person (in America), get bent and enjoy your comeuppance, fuckers. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1422650736685559811
4 August 2021 : You can be his new Naomi Wolf.
4 August 2021 : But for real for real, I cannot even think about drinking hot coffee. It is DISGUSTING now. Cold brew for life I guess! Wonder why.
4 August 2021 : I tried so hard to tell as many people as possible that I had zero side effects, but could not stop getting drowned out by people talking about their sister being laid out near death for 5 days or whatever. Like a pile on, every time I’d say it.
4 August 2021 : Good tip for undercover work!! I've been doing gin and tonics and dumping them out and filling in the sink. In real life, I couldn't care less if people know I'm drinking water, but I'm usually drinking alcohol anyway haha
4 August 2021 : Thinking of all the stuff I can say this about!! Avocados?! Oh no sorry that’s just soap!
4 August 2021 : Liquor, wine, grapefruit juice, water. Yeah.
4 August 2021 : Tho just like once or twice a year I like 1/4 of a can of Dr Pepper, I once or twice a year like a sour beer. But I’m willing to give it up if I can get people to stop telling me their fav is so different!
4 August 2021 : Oh I just don’t like beer, which is a thing beer people can’t accept. I also don’t like seltzer or soda, but people aren’t as insistent you try those.
4 August 2021 : I don’t know what IBU means but if it adds authenticity to my lie, I will say those letters at people.
4 August 2021 : Spending the next year lying and saying covid sensory issues have made all beer taste like soap so people stop nagging me to try their favs.
4 August 2021 : Damn I was planning to do both but I guess I won’t if you insist.
4 August 2021 : Steven oh no. Im so sorry, absolute bullshit.
3 August 2021 : Every day I’m at wework logged onto the wework internet I get ads on LinkedIn for WeWork
3 August 2021 : Good I hope it ruins them. https://twitter.com/jstein_wapo/status/1422698089140326414
3 August 2021 : Trying to imagine being such a small minded jackass that I think recently lowered infection rates means people magically have $10,000 in back rent.
3 August 2021 : Wow damn, it’s really a shame he can’t do anything about it but we all appreciate his words of support.
3 August 2021 : Instead he said “wow you’re getting unemployment based on 5% of your income? Damn so how much of that $105 a week can I have?” looooool
3 August 2021 : What’s funny about all these “what about the landlords?!” posts is that when my business went belly up because it was banned by the government and I got pennies in return, my landlord didn’t ask “how will we compensate the small businesses and the unemployed mixed income folks?!”
3 August 2021 : Ya that’s the point, duh. pic.twitter.com/V8Sk9Zo24Y
3 August 2021 : If Jill Biden can teach English at NOVA and Karen Pence can teach art an Immanuel, it seems really ridiculous to say Chasten Buttigieg can’t teach drama bc of politics. What the fuck?
3 August 2021 : OH MY GOD
3 August 2021 : I wonder if Solidcore or other chain gyms are tracking people going to Virginia/Maryland over DC locations.
3 August 2021 : Yup. There and Texas. Cheaper to live + possible to make money.
3 August 2021 : If you want vaccinated people wearing masks or limiting their indoor gatherings or staying home when we're barely sick, FUCKING PAY US! I'm so tired of hearing all this debate over masks and NOTHING about fucking paying the people who are suffering.
3 August 2021 : "It's just a mask, why are you upset?" is a question that seems to be mostly asked by people who wear them when they pop out to the grocery store every other week, and not those who wear them daily and depend on public gatherings to pay their fucking rent. https://twitter.com/LauraHayesDC/status/1422626086404435968?s=20
3 August 2021 : Not sure where you live, not heard that there are no new variants. I know people who don't care, but not ones that pretend mutation isn't real.
3 August 2021 : Their assumption is that local mandates will force the events to cancel. So yes, in a way over delta. Events where this concern is not an issue are chugging along.
3 August 2021 : If you're wondering where we're getting the seemingly out of left field idea that restrictions are coming, in the last week I've had clients pull out of events in 6 different states because they're concerned local restrictions will ultimately force those events to be cancelled. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1422620675534118915
3 August 2021 : I have clients pulling out of events in 6 states from September on bc they're assuming the events will be canceled. For context.
3 August 2021 : Ok. That's great, but I have clients canceling events in 6 states over the course of the next 3 months this week.
3 August 2021 : Where? My industry is nationwide. I travel for work. So people saying this to me are in at least 10 different states across geographic regions.
3 August 2021 : I'm sure we'd be happy to be wrong. But a WFH person probably has a different idea of what policies are financially catastrophic than a service worker or live events employee
3 August 2021 : we'd all be happy to be wrong, but i dont know anyone who doesn't think some restrictions are coming. and what might not seem like a big deal to people who got steady paychecks, we're still operating at half of our old incomes.
3 August 2021 : Well first, masks are a death sentence for my industry, especially when other places don't require masks. Many of us believe that capacity restrictions are absolutely on the way. People are already going back to WFH, so if you work in a biz district, you're fucked.
3 August 2021 : Right now it's make some money in florida, or fucking die on the street here lmao
3 August 2021 : I dont think anyone is moving there forever. But it's about to be nonstop tourist time, and we can't afford our leases so why not go somewhere we can have our jobs. Depends on your job, too. My industry is slammed in FL all year. I go there all the time for work.
3 August 2021 : We were already forced into thousands (or tens of thousands) of dollars of debt. To our landlords, to credit card companies. We sold our cars, walked out on our leases. We waited months for unemployment that wasnt even close to adequate. There's nothing left to sell or cut.
3 August 2021 : Nearly every non-WFH person I know is terrified of another shutdown. My entire industry expects we'll be forced to close completely again. My friends who are massage therapists, bartenders, waxers, etc are talking about moving to Florida. I'm so mad. What are we supposed to do??
3 August 2021 : "I'm so afraid of COVID I'm wearing a KN95 and I'm afraid to touch the self checkout myself, but I still need PERFECT SERVICE from the guy who makes slightly above minimum wage in one of the most expensive places in America, while interacting with 100s a day during a pandemic."
3 August 2021 : Got my letter from the state saying I'm allowed to leave the house again. My first trip was to CVS, where I watched a lady in a KN-95 mask yell at the ONE dude working when he rang up her 4 items at self checkout instead of opening a register for her since he was stocking stuff.
3 August 2021 : Im literally sacrificing a year of my life as an undercover maga out of spite bc GOP kept blocking UI, but lets not pretend dems are innocent. For one, they made us promises like this & never delivered, letting millions of us rack up debt and depression. https://twitter.com/i/status/1319287726395387907
3 August 2021 : This is the message. Not "wear a mask indefinitely." Not "our hands are tied on a vaccination mandate." "We're being abandoned, so get vaccinated & wear a mask while we wait for those vaccines to kick in, bc even just 2 weeks after your shot, I probably won't see you in the ER." https://twitter.com/DavidBegnaud/status/1422369489694363649
3 August 2021 : I actually think the GOP response has helped foster populism in younger conservative, so I think the GOP could have gotten away with some aid, too. Though they wouldn't have, because they are dumb.
3 August 2021 : As in you could see a world where dems wanted to be open and gop closed?
3 August 2021 : See: line cooks death rate in 2020
3 August 2021 : Your safety, maybe. The non wfh class is expendable, whether we make $7.75 an hour or $75.
3 August 2021 : You cant both tell people “hey I know you’re vaccinated, but you have to stay home from your job and isolate without a paycheck even though you feel fine” and also force them to pay rent. Worrying about mask mandates wo addressing this is a waste of time.
3 August 2021 : Democrats told people we couldn’t go to our jobs because of the pandemic, and now democrats are throwing those same people out on the street during that same pandemic. Almost makes you feel like the closures were never really about our safety. Good luck in 2022.
3 August 2021 : I was in Panama with a friend of mine who kept getting louder and louder while adding uno to words. Why.
3 August 2021 : I’m really glad qanon John added flynn to his line up again bc I grow more annoyed with the Watkins every day.
3 August 2021 : Hey @MayorBowser ditch the mask mandate and do some real governing. https://twitter.com/marklevinenyc/status/1422552909049389056
3 August 2021 : Oh that rules. Just like how over here I can’t prove I’ve been vaccinated when I’m in other states. Good good.
3 August 2021 : Holy shit.
3 August 2021 : Wearing a mask during tetanus season as a condition of my employment.
3 August 2021 : lol bye pic.twitter.com/Ukgbs2NqHo
3 August 2021 : They both love soup and snow peas, and talking and not talking.
3 August 2021 : I'm already seeing it's a conspiracy from some people on the left lmao fuck me
3 August 2021 : Why am I not there. https://twitter.com/banditelli/status/1422338308659548160
3 August 2021 : this is so disappointing
3 August 2021 : Well you sure as shit don't look for smart ones.
3 August 2021 : Like, obviously if Americans cared about others, they'd....get vaccinated. But they don't, bc they dont. So you fit in great here!
3 August 2021 : Yes welcome to America, where others don't give a shit if you live or die. Wanna go with natural immunity? Cool!
3 August 2021 : maybe, but this had made me think it might be about something in response to one of those "i have long covid" threads pic.twitter.com/Cq5LVxXH7D
3 August 2021 : I got excited for nothing.
2 August 2021 : @EyePatchGuy @Shananigans Hold on I think I'm having a breakthrough
2 August 2021 : this is devastating
2 August 2021 : it's all i can find! Agh! i must know
2 August 2021 : getting closer??? pic.twitter.com/WzC1qQvgoI
2 August 2021 : This is all I see, but who are they subtweeting?? https://twitter.com/noahzazanis/status/1421911824371441669?s=20
2 August 2021 : I really need you to bring this into my life.
2 August 2021 : Isn't this the future liberals wanted? Mandated vaccines? 🙃🙃
2 August 2021 : Yup. Like if these people want to off themselves, I don't give a shit. Why plead with them? Yolo away!
2 August 2021 : I'm a 50 year old diabetic man whose favorite activity is combatively arguing with people on Twitter about my right to die of covid. Looking forward to Sunday, when the New York Times will be publishing a long form piece about me and all the things that motivate my behavior.
2 August 2021 : I'm a 50 year old diabetic man whose favorite activity is combatively arguing with people on Twitter about my right to die of covid. Looking forward to Sunday, when the New York Times will going to have a long form piece about me.
2 August 2021 : I did, and I got vaccinated, and I still got delta. If you wanna die or just be super sick for a week, do it, I don't give a fuck. If you want it to be two days of sniffles like it was for me, get the shot. The end!
2 August 2021 : And isn't this just more confusing, anyway? Ok so you can mask off and party here, but cross this line, even though we have giant open sliding doors or whatever, and magic mask time. lol kk
2 August 2021 : The bar in Tampa I got delta at was partially indoors, partially outdoors. I think the mask mandate is dumb, and this is largely why -- alone it does nothing, especially at places where you're more likely to get it.
2 August 2021 : Boat.
2 August 2021 : Wonderful news!
2 August 2021 : Above 35!
2 August 2021 : Most of the anti-vaxxers I have met about 35 either had COVID themselves and were quite sick, or had loves ones get it and nearly die (or die).
2 August 2021 : It's one of the best features on any website.
2 August 2021 : Part of the problem w this is you need a code from a contact tracer. I didnt get one until 7 days after breakthrough symptoms & 4 days after “normal” symptoms. Obviously the home test I did didn’t count for this, so had to wait until cvs could schedule me, then wait for tracer.
2 August 2021 : I'm going to do a crime and not invite the police, I hope it's same rules.
2 August 2021 : Damn ok didn't realize journalism could only cover events journalists were invited to, that's wild.
2 August 2021 : Sorry I triggered you! I'm an adult, but I had not been taught to respect others yet! All good now, though! https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1422257014059700228
2 August 2021 : Sorry I triggered you, no one had taught me to respect others yet!
2 August 2021 : When is the new season i am DYING
2 August 2021 : Gonna be drilling sneezing into people's heads until everyone remembers!!
2 August 2021 : If I can sneeze for a few days and lose my taste for a bit, that’s way better than having a low fever, feeling miserable, coughing myself awake, and just generally feeling like shit for a week or two.
2 August 2021 : Another reason “mild” is a bad word. Robby and I had similarly mild cases that were nbd, but lots of replies saying it would be “mild” wo the vaccines. It sounds like our experiences were significantly more mild than a *cold* and I had plenty of friends out for a week in 2020. https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1422214478901415936
2 August 2021 : Yeah. Im in a similar industry and I know plenty of models and actresses who share these beliefs, especially as we’ve been crushed the last year. Could go either way.
2 August 2021 : I am symptomatic and cvs literally says “you have a positive covid result” lol
2 August 2021 : So my inability to smell anything, two days of sneezing, and two days of sniffles are what, then? A coincidence? Or does it only get to count if i die? I don’t follow. But the sheet does say positive for covid19 so cvs might be spreading disinformation in that case.
2 August 2021 : Unclear.
2 August 2021 : No it’s in South Dakota. I mean perhaps in the sense it’s steamed but he wants MSM on site.
2 August 2021 : I’m actually wondering how the symposium will even go. Seems super doomed with delta!
2 August 2021 : I doubt it honestly.
2 August 2021 : This is nationwide, but seems like money would help a lot with people who are concerned about side effects and also don't really make a lot. It's my opinion the FDA thing is bullshit for most, unless they mean "because then my employer will require it." pic.twitter.com/7WoHKfWcZd
2 August 2021 : Personally, I'm a populist, but only for the landlord class. They have it rough.
2 August 2021 : lol at least we're tracking our breakthroughs (I am 201!)
2 August 2021 : Also, everyday I get a link and have to take a survey that only asks me what symptoms I *have* felt. Not what I feel or stopped feeling. Not only do I not have a write in option, but I can't say I stopped feeling stuff. I had a stuffy nose for TWO DAYS but its gonna look like 10!
2 August 2021 : I think my next Health and Freedom Conference is going to make me angrier than usual.
2 August 2021 : I walked around sneezing for 2 days bc I didn't realize that was a breakthrough symptom. I cannot report it to the contact tracing my state has me do, as there is no option for "other"
2 August 2021 : Lmao 🧤there’s no mitten emoji?!
2 August 2021 : Considering my next confirmed event is in your motherland, this is ominous.
2 August 2021 : Too bad today is a freedom day.
2 August 2021 : Leave me alone!!!
2 August 2021 : Reminds me of how you couldn’t stand in bars in DC but you could go maskless clubbing 2 miles away in Virginia until....December, I think? https://twitter.com/allsoulsbar/status/1421952961907986440
2 August 2021 : Test not treat. Though I stand by the idea I should get a coupon for a delivered treat every morning I fill out contact tracing info.
2 August 2021 : Though I opted for CVS, fire stations are still open and I believe the silly treat at home program is too. If you don’t own a car it’s still hard if you’re symptomatic and don’t want to wait until you can walk to one. I borrowed one.
2 August 2021 : Woke up this morning and panicked about my mouth pain, thinking it was some weird side effect of covid. Then remembered I ate 15 warheads last night. 😭
2 August 2021 : Friends, family.
2 August 2021 : Yes, this is the same woman replying to the thread she started. pic.twitter.com/xXZbrmUDSA
2 August 2021 : Can’t imagine a better resource. pic.twitter.com/AFfPO08ucb
2 August 2021 : People keyword search this phrase to argue, don’t they? Goddammit.
2 August 2021 : I mean, statistics might stop one from getting it. Im sorry about your friends, but anecdotal evidence isn’t really adequate to make the argument that severe disabling effects are the norm.
2 August 2021 : Yeah it’s really ridiculous to lump people who have a lingering cough for a couple weeks with people are having multi month severe problems. Like I didn’t have long mono, I had normal mono and a lingering cough.
2 August 2021 : Yeah it’s really ridiculous to lump people who have a lingering cough for a couple weeks with people are having multi month long term problems. Like I didn’t have long mono, I had normal mono and a lingering couch.
2 August 2021 : I was wondering where this "55% of vaccinated breakthroughs get long covid" stat was coming from. The answer is from a Facebook group for people who have long COVID. The replies are full of people saying they "feel" they had covid! Sponsored medical content should be illegal. pic.twitter.com/etw1ZSulEQ
2 August 2021 : "I have mild covid" shouldn't mean "I am doing cardio and weightlifting in my house because I'm not allowed to leave" AND "I'm really sick, coughing nonstop, and it hurts when I breathe."
2 August 2021 : Sounds like it's a really bad idea to call my sniffles AND something that leaves you with a lifelong disability mild. Not to mention I keep seeing people talk about how sick they are from "mild" covid. It sounds...not so mild! Maybe we need a different word. https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1422064227213135878
2 August 2021 : lol tax credit
2 August 2021 : I can't imagine doing that. I separate based on how delicate they are. The idea of washing lululemon leggings with something that has buttons just bc it's all black...ugh.
2 August 2021 : Isn't her gym in Arizona, though? I know she had COVID there and not here.
2 August 2021 : Always.
2 August 2021 : Is there another way to drink coffee
2 August 2021 : A little under half of the unvaccinated population in America has a household income of under $40,000. 32% of people who make under $40,000 have never been on a plane, and only 3% of them are frequent travelers. This study didnt even bother to look at the baseline demographics. https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1421879897744629763 pic.twitter.com/PDsEVAsF00
2 August 2021 : Isn't 4 hard boiled eggs just a normal breakfast? What am I missing. https://twitter.com/Baileymoon15/status/1421572481840734211
2 August 2021 : It won't. The majority of the unvaccinated are uninsured and likely do not have a PCP. These results are bizarre compared to every other reliable survey -- for instance, over half of all unvaxxed have household incomes under $50,000. Not frequent flyers.
2 August 2021 : 50% of people who are unvaccinated have a HOUSEHOLD income of under $50,000. They aren't exactly frequent flyers. It's bullshit. $2,000 stimulus checks for the vaccinated.
2 August 2021 : Why did they promise unemployment would be retroactive, let people run up debt, and then not make unemployment retroactive? So many questions lol
2 August 2021 : DC is also tracking this, but there is a two week lag. You can see what vaccine breakthrough cases had, and when they had them. https://coronavirus.dc.gov/data/vaccination
1 August 2021 : Men be like you should move in with me, and then a month later they’re moving in their longer term girlfriend and her kid, and locking you out!! Wtf, men?? https://twitter.com/zuza_real/status/1421946644397006849
1 August 2021 : I’m the child of one. It’s selfishness.
1 August 2021 : I’m vaccinated and I had COVID so all vaccinated people now have covid, right?!
1 August 2021 : I roamed free maskless within the house when I was home alone, including doing cardio workouts in shared spaces. I used the same hand towels, sat in the same places, etc. No problems, no infections, no sickness. Vaccines work. Get 'em.
1 August 2021 : None of my close contacts got sick, including those I shared cocktails and food with, people I was in cars with or hung out with, all unmasked. This includes vaccinated and unvaccinated people who are in the same household I am in. We did not do any deep/bonus cleaning..
1 August 2021 : I got tons of emails for her until a couple months ago, and I also live nowhere near her!
1 August 2021 : My understanding is that’s for the PCR tests. My physical therapist told me I had to have a negative antigen test to come back.
1 August 2021 : Sorry, 9 days since "traditional" symptoms. I didn't have a test on hand to take the second I felt it hit.
1 August 2021 : I guess. It's been 2 weeks since exposure, 12 days since sneezing, and 10 days since "traditional" symptoms. Sounds about normal to me.
1 August 2021 : Very boldly sketchy!!
1 August 2021 : Guess who tested negative today! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1419347057828110339
1 August 2021 : She's always lying. https://twitter.com/i/status/1319287726395387907
1 August 2021 : And she's doing just fine.
1 August 2021 : American exceptionalism is believing the virus will mutate beyond what the vaccines can handle in Florida, and not the places that are dying because we won't force Pfizer and Moderna to release their patents.
1 August 2021 : Also undermining the vaccines to try to scare people into sharing your low personal risk tolerance isn't going to be productive. Good luck.
1 August 2021 : You should be more worried about vaccinated people continuing to go to work because we aren't being given money to stay home and miss work for 10 days, btw. Fuck masks, if vaxxed people are so contagious, there's the bigger issue.
1 August 2021 : I'm in live events, which means I'm homeless now and missing 2/3 of my income from 2020 bc of covid restrictions, and you're delusional if you think other restrictions aren't about to follow. No one paid up the first time, so they're never going to.
1 August 2021 : Is it any surprise from the woman who brought us this lie? https://twitter.com/i/status/1319287726395387907
1 August 2021 : I'll also never forget who made this promise, and then who backed out of it. They hate us. https://twitter.com/i/status/1319287726395387907
1 August 2021 : I think this has only happened to me once here in 2021, though 90% of my out of town rides are maskless.
1 August 2021 : Why didn't you make FPUC retroactive like you promised? Why are you acting like you just found out the moratorium was up? Oooh it's because you're a lying piece of shit. https://twitter.com/i/status/1319287726395387907
1 August 2021 : In October 2020, after we went months without the extra $600 a week, Pelosi said that RETROACTIVE aid for the unemployed would be coming soon. It never did. She was lying then, just like she's lying now about the eviction moratorium. Nancy Pelosi is a garbage piece of shit. https://twitter.com/TeamPelosi/status/1319287726395387907
1 August 2021 : Wow sounds like a good reason to release the patents to help out places that don’t have 1/10 the vaccination rate the US has. pic.twitter.com/79MGoai8oi
1 August 2021 : "This includes our union team members." pic.twitter.com/bzJk5pWrJT
1 August 2021 : Was about to sign a lease, but really think rent prices in my expensive blue city are about to dip once again.
1 August 2021 : My parents wouldn't let me.
1 August 2021 : And im sorry to hear that. But a lot of people are willing to take the risk of that happening at this point and undermining the vaccines and pretending that’s average isn’t going to be productive.
1 August 2021 : They can join the millions of us they cut off FPUC after promising it would be retroactive in 2020 in telling them to go fuck themselves.
1 August 2021 : You mean give payroll taxes breaks, right?
1 August 2021 : I have breakthrough delta right now, and I’d do this every six months on purpose if it meant the other 345 days of the year I could have my job and life back.
1 August 2021 : I’m a breakthrough case and I had the sniffles for two days. pic.twitter.com/d5HYjiD8AE
1 August 2021 : Yes, and I know we’re still studying transmission and that number is sad. But lying to people about the vaccines effectiveness isn’t going to do anything productive.
1 August 2021 : I wish I could do this to clients.
1 August 2021 : Then yell at unvaccinated people.
1 August 2021 : Maybe not for you, definitely is for plenty of others. I work in live events and I’d rather get this every 6 months than continue to be homeless after losing everything in 2020.
1 August 2021 : None of my close contacts are sick, vaccinated or not, including people that drank out of the same cups as me.
1 August 2021 : Absolutely, including my family. Selfish and shitty.
1 August 2021 : Raging out about vaccinated people who go to Lollapalooza and bars, while also demanding we don’t mock or deride the unvaccinated.
1 August 2021 : Godspeed, Joe. https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1421822120632496129
1 August 2021 : Absolutely fucking bananas work from home types had no problem ordering take out to “save restaurants” while line cooks died, but now god forbid vaccinated people want to live their lives, were monsters. Not all of us got to stay home, we’ve BEEN playing risk assessment.
1 August 2021 : Maybe I’m glad I lost my home and didn’t get to WFH for a year, because being isolated from all risk really seems to have done a fucking number on plenty of peoples brains.
1 August 2021 : Maybe I’m glad I lost my home and didn’t get to WFH for a year, because it really seems to have done a fucking number on plenty of peoples brains.
1 August 2021 : I had moderna in February. I got delta and it was two days of sniffles and a lightly sore throat, plus ten days off work unpaid. That’s it.
1 August 2021 : People in the replies telling this vaccinated guy he’s going to die are fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Maybe hell blow his nose for a week. The vaccine works. We all get PAX flu and CES sickness at work, and that doesn’t stop us from having jobs. Jesus fuck. https://twitter.com/space_cowboy32/status/1421458854689259521
1 August 2021 : People in the replies telling thus vaccinated guy he’s going to die are fucking insane. This is fucking insane. Maybe hell blow his nose for a week. The vaccine works. https://twitter.com/space_cowboy32/status/1421458854689259521
1 August 2021 : I mean I’m positive after moderna, and it was less than a mild cold for two days. I can see how it’s worth the risk for many.
1 August 2021 : Anyway, he did similar stuff w blurry pics or whatever, so bullet dodged. Maybe they could date.
1 August 2021 : I went out with a cat guy once. Went to his house for dinner. Watched his cat throw up on his bed while he bragged to me about getting free furniture bc it was easier than getting his cat a post to scratch & told me he cleaned the litterbox once a week (he didnt need to tell me)
1 August 2021 : I mean, they probably *want* to but unfortunately they are simply unable.
1 August 2021 : It's ableist to laugh, actually.
1 August 2021 : "a joke meant in good taste" fucking killed me
1 August 2021 : I read it's ableist bc while there's nothing stopping him from having good handwriting, if someone has bad hand writing bc of a disability, they might feel bad. Meanwhile my main issue was it looks like the male equivalent of dotting your i's with hearts as a grown ass adult.
1 August 2021 : "The series follows a group of caterers in Los Angeles as they hope to make it in Hollywood." Oh close, I guess, but no. Models and actresses for trade shows.
1 August 2021 : I don't know what that is
1 August 2021 : but i still have people who think they're ok with these terms lmao good luck, ladies
1 August 2021 : I'm an employer, and it includes me. Well, kind of. Events require vax or testing, and I'm not paying for your time to test, fees to expedite results, or your pay if you're positive, including travel per diems. It's considered a no call no show. I made the call in February.
1 August 2021 : I think for some of the ones who won't come up with another excuse, the "it's not fda approved" thing also means they know "my employer is going to mandate it when it's approved."
1 August 2021 : Thinking about my landlord who wouldn't negotiate rent in my illegal, sun-less basement apartment, even though it plummeted in value and my job was banned, and instead hung poison on my door knob and kept illegally entering and throwing all my stuff on the floor until i left. lol
1 August 2021 : All of us.
1 August 2021 : Sharing the same view on protecting your child from viruses seems pretty important, bro.
1 August 2021 : I'd like to start with a check for banning my job in 2020 then, lol
1 August 2021 : Anyway the article makes me want to [redacted] myself, so I can't read it, but I highly doubt the methods of the survey cited.
1 August 2021 : 41% of people say they'll get a shot to fly, but nearly 50% of people who are unvaccinated have a HOUSEHOLD income of under $50,000. lmao ok great plan
1 August 2021 : I think the FDA thing is absolutely a bullshit lie people are saying, and the intense fear they've frenzied themselves into won't be abated with paperwork. Sorry! $2,000 stimulus checks for the vaccinated, now! https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1421611744162631680
1 August 2021 : If I'm ever so out of the loop on the slang I'm sending bitchy emails over my own misunderstandings, please mock me.
1 August 2021 : 😭 it’s true but also in a week or two I’m gonna eat carrot cake until I puke
1 August 2021 : lol culpeper or wherever your ignorant ass stays isn't the dc area. pic.twitter.com/QL3xPUwRGS
1 August 2021 : how do these guys keep inventing new stances
1 August 2021 : It was this sweet twitter innocence for me. https://twitter.com/duckbldg/status/1420856197662396416?s=20
1 August 2021 : I literally cannot function. pic.twitter.com/btZdNx3n1N
1 August 2021 : https://twitter.com/repgosar/status/1421233582975201284 pic.twitter.com/kljLiqk3RC
1 August 2021 : One injection of freedoms right into the dome
1 August 2021 : I also have the Florida variant!!! Twinsies, Matt!! pic.twitter.com/i8EbV8sKB1
1 August 2021 : Honestly can’t imagine caring more about people choosing to not get vaccinated than the vaccinated people they’re pushing back into suicidal depression and life ruining poverty.
1 August 2021 : Asking people to stay home for two days of the sniffles or no symptoms at all without paying them isn’t the solution some keep suggesting it is tho.
1 August 2021 : And now it’s not my problem. I lost my home for this shit, ive given up enough. If people don’t want to get vaccinated, let them risk it and die. I can’t lose my home again. Not really much I can do here, we didn’t even get FPUC for the last few months of 2020. Fool me once.
1 August 2021 : If you or anyone has an issue with it and want me to stay home after Tuesday for any reason, put $65,000 in my hand first. I lost my fucking home for a virus that’s not even a cold to me and now im barely sick and losing again bc people are refusing vaccination. Not my problem.
1 August 2021 : I have stayed home for ten days and lost enough money to pay my rent. I’m never doing this again. From March 2020 to June 2021 my job was banned. I got between 7% and 40% of my pay each week on UI. There’s a vaccine. This is my last round. I’m done.
1 August 2021 : pic.twitter.com/6VZ2rWXIru
1 August 2021 : If it happens in front of me, gonna say I didn't see a goddamn thing.
1 August 2021 : Personally, can't wait.
1 August 2021 : i went downstairs without a mask on by accident earlier, but i honestly doubt i'm contagious at this point.
31 July 2021 : Just ordered $70 worth of olives on Amazon Fresh.
31 July 2021 : I’ve had to do multiple fresh/instacart/eats deliveries to get food I can taste. My mother has not asked if she can get me anything even one time, and in fact told me to just go myself. If your friends have covid and can't taste, offer to drop stuff off at their door.
31 July 2021 : Sometimes I wonder when the direction of violence will start to reflect this. pic.twitter.com/dGCSfEOx61
31 July 2021 : Trying to watch the Olympics on DVR and just discovered it doesn't hold your spot if you stop watching?? Cable is disgusting.
31 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/U2xTTLcZ35
31 July 2021 : Yup. If the concerns are really time off work, etc, like half the unvaccinated have household incomes under 40k. Give a $2,000 stimulus. I can't do that, and in fact that's about what I lost by losing an event during my quarantine. This isnt my battle anymore.
31 July 2021 : Its sooo nice! I got a package off the porch today and am considering placing dozens of Uber eats orders so I can step outside again.
31 July 2021 : Raging out over vaccinated people going to Lollapalooza and bars, while also demanding we are kind about the reasons people remain unvaccinated.
31 July 2021 : No one advocates for us, and it's not like they're going to start once our events are canceled and we're stuck without paychecks. Everyone had their chance to do that in 2020 and failed us. So...fuck it.
31 July 2021 : Yup. I'm in live events, and I have not once seen people yelling for masks take into consideration what happens to us when masks are mandatory, nor have I seen them do that with the asymptomatic testing and unpaid time off.
31 July 2021 : Like at this point, we can't keep punishing vaccinated people. It just doesn't make any sense. When I was vaccinated, people told me I was going to kill grandma bc I still carried the virus. That was bullshit. Now we hear it again. I can't keep doing this.
31 July 2021 : It’s easier to scream about vaccinated people going to lolla than it is to make life as miserable as possible for the unvaccinated, I guess.
31 July 2021 : It's easy to yell at people for not taking individual responsibility while also doing jack shit to make it feasible for people to contribute. I feel like I'm losing my mind!
31 July 2021 : I stayed at home for 2020. Each week I got between 7% and 40% of my paycheck from unemployment. Lost my home, lost my mental health. Got vaccinated in February. Now I have delta and feel fine, but I have to stay home 100% unpaid? People yelling about masks/lolla but not this lol
31 July 2021 : This sounds like punishment. pic.twitter.com/aUrw3ofKiX
31 July 2021 : though monday i have a local to us show for my business! i don't work for my own company, so it's not me on the show floor and therefore it's not canceled.
31 July 2021 : Shows in Florida, mind you, so canceling out of their own accord, and not bc of mandates or laws.
31 July 2021 : My business booked its first contract since March 2020 last week. Three days later, shows started canceling across the country.
31 July 2021 : By working I mean operating. But I still work for other companies within my industry, and those are the events I'm missing unpaid right now.
31 July 2021 : Spending 10 days pretending to be a federal contract tracer, telling all my friends near and far they are also stuck under quarantine in solidarity with me. It's part of a new national program created to boost sick people's morale.
31 July 2021 : I was vaccinated in February and I have covid lmao. I get the sentiment but also stop.
31 July 2021 : Hard to get into on the timeline at this point in time. But yeah my PPP money is out now so I need to be working.
31 July 2021 : Boo. When are you supposed to go?
31 July 2021 : I was at J6 and I'd do it again before I'd do anything related to Eagles fans.
31 July 2021 : There is literally no reason that unemployment isn’t federally run. No valid reason.
31 July 2021 : I got vaccinated in February. I did everything I can do. Im done. This is out of my hands and people want to yell I’m a grandma killer bc I have to go to work, they can simply send me $60,000 for my lost income and I will stay home. I feel like im losing my mind.
31 July 2021 : Yup. And Imagine being eligible for half that shit before driving yourself into such poverty you blow all your assets and have to dip out on your lease!
31 July 2021 : I said in March I would have this policy once vaccines were accessible and free for all. We’re there. I made it official on Friday.
31 July 2021 : I’m already doing this. Not paying for their time or expedited fees. Also if a show requires vaccination or a test and you’re unvaccinated and you test positive, I’m not paying you a penny. I rewrote my contracts and the one you get depends on your vaccination status.
31 July 2021 : Also I only had the pox inside my throat and remember it clearly and it sucked.
31 July 2021 : I do not care if Omega makes me bleed out of my eyeballs. I am vaccinated, so I am going to work. I did this for 15 months straight and now another 10 days for delta, never once receiving even 50% of my paycheck, and I am simply done.
31 July 2021 : All that focus on fucking mask mandates and none on this. Insanity. Infected people are going to go to work, period, and people at work eat, drink, and unmask. Better hope that the vaccinated end up being not that contagious.
31 July 2021 : Imagine telling vaccinated people they need to stay home unpaid when they aren’t even sick, while at the same time letting the eviction moratorium expire and yanking away unemployment.
31 July 2021 : Lower level? Two weeks?! That is blessed lmao what
31 July 2021 : As a customer, I can’t think of anything I want more than tip transparency. “I am so hungry please just take my money.” https://twitter.com/femm3bot/status/1421469032818036742
31 July 2021 : I’ve been 1099 for over a decade. $500 a week is like $400 a week w2 lol.
31 July 2021 : Live events are already doing this. Way to catch up to symposiums, NFL.
31 July 2021 : Obsessed!!!!
31 July 2021 : I thought this was going to be popular early on, so people could have it while they had health insurance and homes. I was glad I had it before I lost my apartment.
31 July 2021 : You're talking about the same democrats who never gave us federal pandemic unemployment for the end of 2020. They don't view those of us actually struggling from COVID as a voting block, and the dem voters that "matter" don't even realize or remember our suffering.
31 July 2021 : did i give it to you
31 July 2021 : It’s Friday night and I’m trapped alone at home, so I’m texting all my friends and asking how they feel knowing in 3 days I am their safest friend. Just a little reminder so they don’t forget about me.
31 July 2021 : I can cough on you if you come here.
31 July 2021 : Four days of the tpusa conference with a Project Veritas open bar party, multiple hotel room parties, and sharing drinks/plates with anti mask/anti vaxxers in Tampa, so basically, yeah.
31 July 2021 : Don’t need any pcr shit then!
31 July 2021 : Yeah the pricing is all over the place. The trick, I learned, is to just get delta and be so full of virus you get a result in 90 seconds.
31 July 2021 : How much are they? Places here do same day turnaround PCR for like $75, so if I ever needed one, i can't imagine *paying* to wait on mailing.
31 July 2021 : I dont know where you are, but I was able to easily ordered the Binax ones from CVS as preliminary and then went to CVS for a "real" rapid test. Here, the state will give us free "at home tests"...but you have to pick them up and then also return them the same day you take it???
31 July 2021 : Zero of my close contacts have gotten sick, including people I shared drinks with, sat in cars with, and lived with.
31 July 2021 : Thank you. I did try some feta and I could taste that, but Muenster is a no go so far!!
31 July 2021 : My only symptoms of true note were sneezing (done), light congestion (done except I have to blow my nose when I wake up), and coughing a couple times a day. My less important symptom still stands tho: I can barely taste dairy — including cheese!! 😢
30 July 2021 : Book hard
30 July 2021 : GOOD. If I suffer, we must all suffer!
30 July 2021 : FPUC, eviction moratorium, it's all the same to them: personally irrelevant. Pieces of shit.
30 July 2021 : Not everyone makes minimum wage, buddy.
30 July 2021 : ty ty tho my only symptom is rage from missing work unpaid for 2 weeks and also i can't taste dairy or hot sauce!
30 July 2021 : Yeah, for sure. But if people are going to act like it isn't tactless to ask others about their positive experiences, they aren't allowed to be surprised or upset when they get answers like mine.
30 July 2021 : Wait until this combines with tens of thousands of people who are already on the brink are told they have to stay home from work unpaid for 2 weeks despite being vaccinated and feeling fine.
30 July 2021 : Good pro tip tho thanks
30 July 2021 : Vaccinated in February. Love to go back to work but currently doing an unpaid two week quarantine for a mild case of the sniffles that lasted 48 hours.
30 July 2021 : Thank you for indoorsing in solidarity with me
30 July 2021 : So I hope any of that is helpful. I had moderna in feb and march.
30 July 2021 : Well, I'm also symptomatic and got it at a packed anti mask/anti vaxx indoor open bar party where I shared food, drink, and air for hours, during a 4 day right wing convention. But my symptoms were sneezing, 2 days light nose blowing, feeling "off" and loss of taste.
30 July 2021 : Anecdotally, none of my close contacts got sick from me (including an unvaccinated person who spent 3 days in the same house as me). And I didnt know sneezing was a delta symptom in vaxxed people, so I was slow to quarantine. I know that doesn't help much, but it's what I got.
30 July 2021 : Still no dairy or spice!
30 July 2021 : I'm glad I have a 3 month exemption from it, because I literally cannot do this any longer. If unvaccinated people want to talk to me during personal/not undercover hours, they can pay a fucking cash toll first. My father included.
30 July 2021 : Also I would feel like this every day until I died if it meant I could just go to my fucking job and have a home again. I can only care so much about people who chose not to get vaxxed after I lost my home protecting them from a virus that has twice now been a minor cold for me.
30 July 2021 : Yeah. I feel like I'm losing my mind being told to wear a mask in a vaccinated only gym/theater/whatever, while at the same time knowing I really considered going to work while symptomatic, and plenty of people would have. We're not even addressing the issue.
30 July 2021 : And personally it's especially frustrating bc I had my first "big" event since March 2020 scheduled for this week. This will threaten to wreck people who have spent 18 months being crushed, and many will just go to work.
30 July 2021 : Blowing up the threat to people it doesn't exist for is going to 100% backfire, so I really hope Delta ends up not being super contagious in vaccinated people.
30 July 2021 : I disagree. It might work this week and next, but there's going to be a bunch of me's, especially if people really test when asymptomatic. Two days of the sniffles is not a good reason for me to lose $2,000. If we really cared about spread, we wouldn't make people take that hit.
30 July 2021 : Like 80% of people who privately ask me how I am are surprised bc they think I’m supposed to be very sick if I have symptoms! It’s very upsetting.
30 July 2021 : I need your twitter feed, bc mine is full of people saying breakthrough delta is very serious even in those conditions and will knock you out if it’s symptomatic.
30 July 2021 : I have breakthrough delta and I am doing cardio and lifting weights in my house, while losing 10 days of work unpaid for 2 days of sniffles and 5 days without smell. Twitter makes me feel like I should be grateful to be alive. No way am I that much an outlier.
30 July 2021 : Omg it’s me! Now that @travis_view has officially put it on record, I can’t bitch out and back out of a book. 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/zfhiteSKIW
30 July 2021 : Sigh.
30 July 2021 : Omg it’s me! 😭😭 But now that @travis_view has put it on record and I can’t back out of a book, I guess. pic.twitter.com/Ib0M9rFjhy
30 July 2021 : liar
30 July 2021 : I should have gotten Jordan's number when I had the chance.
30 July 2021 : Oh, their beliefs often align.
30 July 2021 : Do you know of any MMS type product that will "fix" my hearing? Please help.
30 July 2021 : My mother's unvaccinated boyfriend has decided to come over, meaning I'm stuck in one tiny room with just a bed and no walking around space, and is loudly shouting that only vaccinated people get COVID. Why did I lose my sense of smell? Why not my hearing?
30 July 2021 : @julianfeeld please ask mensch if she agree with this take anyway
30 July 2021 : Wait, what? Was it Mensch?
30 July 2021 : The only thing I cared about!!!!!!!
30 July 2021 : Why are unvaccinated people knowingly showing up at my house.
30 July 2021 : If you want vaccinated people with mild or no symptoms to stay home from work unpaid, you must compensate them directly or accept it won’t happen. Giving money to businesses means high exposed people who drive Uber, wait tables, do short contract work, etc get $0.
30 July 2021 : I was sent this tweet by 8 REAL LIFE friends.
30 July 2021 : Not sure what this guy thinks is pajama level comfortable about super low cut, skintight dresses or spanx, but pretty sure I just became a volcel. ime men that pull this shit will never outwardly appreciate a feminine aesthetic, but simply demand it while deriding it pic.twitter.com/DodohvWjBI
30 July 2021 : Not sure what this guy thinks is pajama level comfortable about super low cut, skintight dresses or spanx, but pretty sure I just became a volcel. Like damn dude I gave you an out and you still had to say it looked comfortable? Bye. pic.twitter.com/9JxqUTwAcR
30 July 2021 : I CANT SMELL THEM, BUT I CAN TASTE REESES AGAIN!!! I am cured.
30 July 2021 : Like they give a shit
30 July 2021 : Covid makes everything taste like a fortune cookie.
30 July 2021 : Weird bc when I look them dead in the eye and say “well my job was banned and unemployment is a joke so I lost all my savings and home” none of them have found much to be positive about??
30 July 2021 : lol I can’t believe I’m glad I already lost my apartment. At least I was only dealing with a jackass landlord and not relying on these clowns.
30 July 2021 : It’s so....moist looking.
30 July 2021 : In 90 days when I am at my most powerful, they should take my blood.
30 July 2021 : Our guidelines still say don’t vaccinate for 90 days post infection, so even tho I was vaccinated in February I wouldn’t even be eligible until November now. Which is fine, no reason to think delta reinfected delta!
30 July 2021 : lol I am literally the last person that needs it. Recovered delta plus mRNA.
30 July 2021 : Ok well my infection plan is time sensitive as my available viral load decreases by the day, but fine. That works too.
30 July 2021 : Encouraging everyone to spit in each other’s mouths to own the libs, and then making sure I get my spit on all of them.
30 July 2021 : If there was an anti vaxx rally outside my window I would run out and start making out with every single one of them rn so I have no legal suggestions.
30 July 2021 : Yeah I’ll try to find it tomorrow. I had pretty much no symptoms from the first and second, so if they’re telling the truth I assume I’ll be on deaths door with the third lol
30 July 2021 : Two people on Reddit yesterday said they are part of the trial and they had symptoms from the first two shots and none from the booster.
30 July 2021 : Seriously considering backing out of my new lease because I think apartment prices are going to tank even more in 2 months.
30 July 2021 : This is my experience in my line of work as well. It’s more that people are possibly pushed over the edge by being exempt from the shit they hate. Especially since covid tour through the live events workforce in March 2020 and so many of us already had it.
30 July 2021 : God I miss 2019.
30 July 2021 : So happy for you!!!!!!!!
30 July 2021 : Two trade shows in Florida in august canceled in the last 24 hours, one of them was already loading in.
30 July 2021 : Does this mean they’ll send me my 2020 sba money soon? Lmao wish I owned a fucking Chuys franchise
30 July 2021 : Having the guidance now is that I don’t have to test or anything is good enough for me! Because I absolutely cannot do this stay home for free shit ever again lol
30 July 2021 : I'm thinking about the next 3 months of my life, not today. My concern was about needing to constantly retest and potentially getting false positives, as happens. God knows I'll be exposed in 2 weeks at the Clay Clark Health and Freedom conference lol
30 July 2021 : Yeah I'm currently writing an email to everyone about the multiple shows that have been canceled in the last 24 hours and how I need everyones proof of vaccination or they need to be responsible for their own tests, unpaid. Sigh.
30 July 2021 : Hey turns out they simply forgot about all of us recently recovereds, and updated guidance today. They don't even tell us to mask, which surprises me (though I don't think it should). pic.twitter.com/T1dzpDQ8CB
30 July 2021 : They updated it today. It doesn't even tell us to mask. pic.twitter.com/8fe7O8s3AU
30 July 2021 : I would settle for just the first one, honestly.
30 July 2021 : And now we're all supposed to stay home asymptomatic because in rare cases we make get them sick I feel like I have lost my fucking mind. I would 100% deck someone in the face right now if they tried me (or just cough on them).
30 July 2021 : Personally, I religiously monitor 255 channels on Telegram, and I do not have time to take anyone who follows even one less channel than I do seriously.
30 July 2021 : Some of it will be bonkers and some of it will be fucking horrible. A lot of it will make your skin crawl *for* me haha
30 July 2021 : "It's rare, but vaccinated people may spread covid" isn't really a compelling argument to convince a vaccinated person who had the sniffles for a day to stay home from work for two weeks, lose an entire paycheck, and get evicted from their home. Not sure what the CDC wants here. pic.twitter.com/iHbmndrvOn
30 July 2021 : Can't wait to register this as my own social media network.
30 July 2021 : "Although it's rare." Good luck getting vaccinated people who feel fine except for muted taste buds to stay home from work unpaid for 2 weeks with that super convincing argument. pic.twitter.com/whLub1J3yf
30 July 2021 : In addition to being rare, I'm a breakthrough case, and my symptoms were sneezing and sniffles for a couple days, and temporarily losing my ability to taste of spice/dairy.
30 July 2021 : I am a god among men for the next 6 months. Respect me. pic.twitter.com/TH1KuB9hmc
30 July 2021 : I might be writing it from prison if I lose my job again. Also thank you ❤️
30 July 2021 : I did not fucking claw my way out of suicidal depression from losing my home and 2/3 of my income in 2020 to be thrown right back in by some dumb shit adults who think a vaccine turns you into a magnet. I fucking hate every single person I am around undercover. Fuck them.
30 July 2021 : It is such a shame I wasn't invited. I would have happily violated quarantine for this party!
30 July 2021 : I'm sitting at home losing TWO WEEKS OF PAY because I had the sniffles for TWO DAYS and I can't fucking taste hot sauce bc of dumb shits like you, and NO ONE WILL EVER REIMBURSE ME FOR THAT. Fuck you!
30 July 2021 : I'm already losing events and clients because of delta and low vaccination rates, so I'm just gonna go ahead and say you're an unvaccinated legal adult without a valid reason, you can go ahead and fuck yourself, because you're a piece of shit!
30 July 2021 : this is why i wash my adderall down with grapefruit juice.
29 July 2021 : Masks are a death blow to live events, and some of us spent 2020 getting completely fucked and pushed out of our homes because our jobs were banned and not fairly compensated by the joke UI system here, but good observation.
29 July 2021 : Why just abroad?
29 July 2021 : Ryan, please tell Claire I am doing this in person and I would like to be her friend. I'm not even an ocean away. Thank you!!
29 July 2021 : Claire, if you see this tweet...I am doing the in person version of exactly this, and we should be friends. DM me.
29 July 2021 : I said more likely, but only because I assume people I'm going with might care. If I was grabbing lunch alone, whatever.
29 July 2021 : Aspiring to be a slutty Pyramid Head for halloween this year, as there is a mask component.
29 July 2021 : You're asking the wrong questions. The right question is how quickly can you get back into the office lol pic.twitter.com/BqKsErUFSM
29 July 2021 : Pyramid Head, the coolest guy.
29 July 2021 : Generously giving all my employees masks branded with my logo.
29 July 2021 : Yes.
29 July 2021 : I love them so much.
29 July 2021 : 😋 Having a nice dinner tonight. #foodie #foodporn pic.twitter.com/VVWrD4MVsU
29 July 2021 : “Stay home with mild or no symptoms and figure out rent yourselves, fuckers!” - Joe Biden
29 July 2021 : I definitely think it would be different now. I was fully vaccinated before April, and I was pretty much the only person in my friend group who was. Months later, it's such a different situation.
29 July 2021 : Damn, really wish I was there rn ☹️
29 July 2021 : Has Mayor Bowser ever met another human before? pic.twitter.com/hiY0RfOTvH
29 July 2021 : Mayor Bowser is out of her goddamn mind. I understand there are some outliers who love masks, but most people do not want to wear them for 8-12 hours a day lmao, and the kind who do are going to fight for WFH. pic.twitter.com/a0M0iyd9iT
29 July 2021 : Ya that's exactly why I'm not sure if it's better or worse. Like, absolutely fuck those people.
29 July 2021 : I assume that the concern of side effects is directly tied to missing work. it's nearly 50% of the sub 35k people! And yet now we're offering them a meager $100 lol
29 July 2021 : ✅ Offer a meager $100 for vaccinations ✅ Require asymptomatic vaccinated people get tested ✅ Don't compensate people for staying home unpaid for 2 weeks with the sniffles ✅ Wait for large scale business cancelations impacting hospitality/events/travel ✅ Bail out airlines
29 July 2021 : ✅ Offer a meager $100 for vaccinations ✅ Require asymptomatic vaccinated people get tested ✅ Don't compensate people for staying home unpaid for 2 weeks for the sniffles ✅ Wait for large scale business cancelations impacting hospitality/events/travel ✅ Bail out airlines
29 July 2021 : I am not in an industry where we benefit from an employer paying for leave (see: currently losing thousands of dollars in quarantine rn), so even that misses the mark! Just give people cash!!
29 July 2021 : You cannot tell me that I have to be nice bc people aren't getting vaccinated due to transportation issues and/or being afraid of unpaid time off work AND that $100 solves that problem. Nearly 50% of the people making under 35k said "possible side effects" were stopping them!
29 July 2021 : This is insane. Do a federal stimulus check of $2,000 tied to vaccination. We already deserve the checks, so it's not like it's random. pic.twitter.com/Jpss77pNwA
29 July 2021 : Excellent question
29 July 2021 : Thanks! I feel completely fine minus the taste thing....I do miss peanut butter already 😭
29 July 2021 : Devastating. pic.twitter.com/eUEJ0iihY0
29 July 2021 : Or live events lol
29 July 2021 : Yeah. Here's the DC specific data. pic.twitter.com/D9mk40uOBS
29 July 2021 : See this shit makes me nervous. Not even bc of illness, but bc we can't afford to be taking 10 days off work unpaid willy nilly. Who is going to pay us for this??? Fucking insane.
29 July 2021 : Don't know if this makes it better or worse pic.twitter.com/FIPcowu8AF
29 July 2021 : Many others are also saying this!
29 July 2021 : This + that lefty Medicare 4 all March inviting stop the steal populist speakers scares the shit out of me.
29 July 2021 : I'm obviously vaccinated, but I can't see how a third stimulus tied to vaccination status wouldn't help. pic.twitter.com/hBuY1kYDBD
29 July 2021 : By their own choosing!
29 July 2021 : Fuck this back and forth with mask mandates. We need $2,000 stimulus checks for the vaccinated, now. pic.twitter.com/IcYUoKydB0
29 July 2021 : $2,000 stimulus checks to the vaccinated.
29 July 2021 : Indoor dine, get on an airplane, enter public buildings like museums, attend large events.
29 July 2021 : $2,000 stimulus checks only to those who are vaccinated. The majority of unvaccinated people nationwide have household incomes of under $40,000.
29 July 2021 : There’s a reason I’m Frank and a blank space.
29 July 2021 : Update: I can taste blue and green warheads, but not red ones??????
29 July 2021 : Lol yes. Unless you want to give me a shit ton of money to use a conference room so I don't have to wear a mask for 10 hours a day in the office. Thanks!
29 July 2021 : @WeWork let us use the conference rooms for free again, i beg you
29 July 2021 : Is this better or worse than when Fuentes asked for our bank account info for AFPAC, though?
29 July 2021 : Mentally I have prepared to show the dated/location images I took after each shot and to just babble on and on if anyone bothers me lol
29 July 2021 : (for work when I need to prove it they use the healthpass apps that confirm with the location or a database or something. hope this is helpful, if not sorry!)
29 July 2021 : Maybe go in pretending you need an emergency surgery or something and force their hand.
29 July 2021 : Oh, that's obnoxious, and as someone who has tried to move ER records across states I am...not surprised you're struggling lol. fwiw the only place that's asked me for the physical card and not a photo was the hospital before surgery.
29 July 2021 : I can taste the pudding mix, but can't taste it when I add milk to it, so I am thinking dairy stuff might be out. We might have feta tho.
29 July 2021 : I CAN TASTE THE BLUE ONES!!! maybe more tbd
29 July 2021 : Where'd you get it done? I was able to get a duplicate from Safeway. Bizarrely, they didn't fill out the date of the first shot, and since it's all in one handwriting I think it looks a little sus.
29 July 2021 : ME TOO!!! I'm so glad I can taste them!!
29 July 2021 : Blocked, reported. Terrorism.
29 July 2021 : Only cold brew, though. I couldn't taste hot coffee.
29 July 2021 : I know I can taste black olives and pudding mix (dry), and I could taste the plum I ate yesterday that was sour, plus some muted citrus. And black coffee. So gonna experiment with the (prepared) puddings and warheads today lol
29 July 2021 : I am now purposefully denting this can to prove my point!
29 July 2021 : Stay out of my metal box!
29 July 2021 : Covid cuisine. 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/4lzab5oHwb
29 July 2021 : Ya but everyone else is very popular! Why am I even on their radar 😂
29 July 2021 : Please stop bragging that you can do stuff like “taste food”
29 July 2021 : I guess if you live within walking distance of a walk in clinic that happens to operate on the day you need it (most here are once or twice a week) you’re good, but who has DAYS to wait to take a test while sitting at home symptomatic for free lmao
29 July 2021 : I spend $40 on a home test that told me what I already and then used that test as leverage to borrow a car to take a “real” rapid test that counts for government statistics bc if you don’t have a car and you just home test, no one helps you. Lol.
29 July 2021 : And usually it’s them bringing the subjects up! They’re literally incapable of not talking about!!
29 July 2021 : 😭😭 I’m moving in 91 days when I can take tests again.
29 July 2021 : Wait is the context here you get some kind of at home COVID test for free
29 July 2021 : lol just fondly remembering all the times Jordan sather has told us to consider drinking bleach
29 July 2021 : I’m going to skip this step and just freeze my saliva and sell it.
29 July 2021 : Today I am alone in the house, so I am allowed to leave the guest room without an N95. If I move the furniture and turn the living room into my own personal CrossFit box, is my mother allowed to get mad at me, or is having covid a get out of jail free card?
29 July 2021 : Happy to tell this person my breakthrough story, which involved sneezing for a couple days and not being able to taste hot sauce. Quelle horreur.
29 July 2021 : 🦛
29 July 2021 : My plan is to continue to go to work, even if they try to close me down, and continue to live my life in a way I can provide food and shelter for myself. If people want to fucking die, let them. I don't give a fuck. I'm angry.
29 July 2021 : I told my father it's clear to me he loves his cult ideology more than he loves me, bc people like him are the reason I keep losing work and money. Parents shouldn't want their grown children couch surfing. So he can get vaccinated and see me again in his lifetime, or not. idc
29 July 2021 : If my job was planning for this, perhaps I wouldn't have been given poverty wage unemployment checks until I lost my home while being told I was banned from going to work.
29 July 2021 : Anyway, some of us had our lives really irreversibly ruined. And whether it's bc someone lost their home (me!) or because someone is afraid they won't be able to start their own family, it's bullshit to act like we should just be ok with it. Fuck off.
29 July 2021 : They could have given us back paid federal unemployment for the months we went without (which at its highest was still less than half my weekly pay), but they didn’t. I don’t want discussions, they had their chance and blew it.
29 July 2021 : Gonna be honest and say I really don't think the "statistically it's unlikely, but maybe you might die" messaging works when people feel like their lives are fucking ruined. For most of 2020, I would have gladly taken death over how fucked up COVID restrictions made my life.
29 July 2021 : The replies to this make me want to [redacted]. https://twitter.com/rebekahscanlan/status/1419961247232008192
29 July 2021 : But to what end?? I can taste some citrus and cold brew!
29 July 2021 : NBC Olympics streaming coverage is 35% commercials, minimum.
29 July 2021 : I can't wait to be the first blue state person to get this in like 3 weeks. pic.twitter.com/paCcG4KB2n
29 July 2021 : cant believe he's still tweeting and not taking up my offer to cough into his mouth with delta.
29 July 2021 : Lauren Boebert December 12, 2020 Supreme Court of the United States https://twitter.com/bensiegel/status/1420389905457352714 pic.twitter.com/frCAtDWCcy
29 July 2021 : Lauren Boebert 12/12/2020 lol pic.twitter.com/00t57bmBhj
29 July 2021 : NO. That's awful!!
29 July 2021 : When you tell the state you have COVID, they should give you a coupon for Instacart or Uber Eats every morning as a reward for filling out the daily questionnaire they have you do.
29 July 2021 : Just ordered some warheads, gonna see what happens!
29 July 2021 : Is this for real???
28 July 2021 : oh absolutely
28 July 2021 : remember when rush limbaugh died lmao
28 July 2021 : If that were true, the Smartmatic and Dominion lawsuits against MyPillow and Lindell wouldn't be considered groundbreaking and novel. It's likely much more legally complicated and costly than you're initially realizing.
28 July 2021 : oh shit @Rzhevsky i thought this was a parody account lmao
28 July 2021 : Noticed I'm followed by an account that follows 8 people and only likes MAGA shit. Went to look at who else they're following and....why am I included in this lmao pic.twitter.com/QadvzrTUZv
28 July 2021 : I like that I can elect to drown if things go south.
28 July 2021 : Had it, fully vaxxed, currently have delta. Godspeed!
28 July 2021 : No one has time to do to a complicated lawsuit to garnish minimum wage. If you wanna go that route, best bet is for Pfizer and Moderna to file defamation suits against people like Greg Locke, Clay Clark, Matrixxx, etc. pic.twitter.com/taGyV9rcsU
28 July 2021 : 🦛
28 July 2021 : I was sneezing dozens of times a day for 3 days! https://covid.joinzoe.com/post/covid-sneezing
28 July 2021 : I was sneezing dozens of times a day for 3 days! https://covid.joinzoe.com/post/covid-sneezing
28 July 2021 : Yeah, and that's a near weekly activity for me so I was kind of guaranteed to get it! Even in crowded events here, I generally feel safer bc people have gotten vaccinated.
28 July 2021 : fwiw, I assume I was absolutely blasted w COVID, and I was sneezing for a couple of days and now I blow my nose once every couple hours and have to clear my throat/cough lightly occasionally. But no one talks about sneezing being the first symptom for many breakthroughs, so fyi!
28 July 2021 : So it's not a guarantee, and obviously be alert, but hopefully it's less of a risk here since we can generally assume people around us are doing *something* to prevent covid instead of mocking it.
28 July 2021 : Because I got it maskless at a crowded anti mask, anti vaxx event with hundreds of maskless, unvaccinated people in a small bar in Florida, sharing drinks and food and dancing. I don't think it can be recreated in DC, even if 50% of metro was unmasked.
28 July 2021 : Ya the good news is everyone I was in super close contact was vaccinated and seems to be fine, the bad news I might not infect Alex if he did come over. Ugh.
28 July 2021 : I mean, dinner with me right now MIGHT give you covid, if you're unvaccinated, but you say it like I have a special recipe I prepare :(
28 July 2021 : Superiors literally tried to force officers to cover these tattoos up in 2012 and the union fought it and they lost. Even MPD is allowed to show tattoos. Is Duck Duck Go broken for them to DYOR? https://twitter.com/Doishka1/status/1420433074957950979?s=20
28 July 2021 : Hey Alex, do you wanna come over for dinner tonight? https://twitter.com/thetomzone/status/1420390360719704065
28 July 2021 : I volunteer to cough on him.
28 July 2021 : Masks are a death blow to my industry, live events, and I refuse to be suckered into believe adequate financial relief is coming from these people ever again. Making all nightlife/live events vaccinated only seems like the only solution at this point.
28 July 2021 : And not just nightlife. Im vaccinated & have Delta (did not get it locally), and my 10 day quarantine is my last time staying home from work for free. Im missing out on enough money to pay my fucking rent, I lost 2/3 of my 2020 income, and no one is ever going to reimburse this.
28 July 2021 : We never got ANY federal unemployment for October, November, or December. Mixed income earners like myself have lost tens of thousands of dollars. And you want us to stay home for 10 days for free? Fool me once, shame on you.
28 July 2021 : And I don't even blame them. I will not be taking off work again for any reason without cash in my fucking hand, whether bc my job is banned or because I was exposed or what the fuck ever.
28 July 2021 : Anyway, I feel fine and I am still being forced to lose out on enough money to pay my rent for the month because Im trapped at home for 10 days, and I can't help but wonder how many people in this position would just fucking go to work. We cant solve this until we deal with that.
28 July 2021 : I am wondering if a number of people are maybe confusing them! I tested positive twice tho so it's definitely covid.
28 July 2021 : Especially not a cold that minor that also made me stay home from work unpaid for 10 days!
28 July 2021 : I can't remember the last time a cold was so minor I simply blew my nose every few hours and felt fine working out by sprinting up and down the stairs and weightlifting in the garage!
28 July 2021 : Funny, if I have to call a place I will not order from them.
28 July 2021 : Also making me see how much I'm spending guarantees I don't have that extra drink or 4.
28 July 2021 : I've told this story 100 times but I had to walk out of a place in Tampa bc they ONLY took online payment and the website kept failing to load for me. Good business decision!!!
28 July 2021 : Arlene, I'm not even half your age and I'm with you. I need a list of places that don't have stupid QR codes. pic.twitter.com/14UOkb6m64
28 July 2021 : I do, but I don't care about randoms, so no, I will not feel bad when literal white nationalists who are working in politics find out who I am! If someone is a rando just at an event, I don't care about them at all.
28 July 2021 : Some have nearly died from it or their loved ones have, and they still won't care.
28 July 2021 : While singing the national anthem at 9 pm everyday out of my window.
28 July 2021 : I'm a political prisoner.
28 July 2021 : 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
28 July 2021 : Why is everyone acting like I was guzzling these???? Monsters!!!
28 July 2021 : i miss stores.
28 July 2021 : But I knew I couldn't NOT cry about this inconvenience to my life on Twitter.
28 July 2021 : None of them know! I never share the same information here that I tell my "friends" on the other side. If they know I have the flu, you all don't, etc!
28 July 2021 : Either my taste is coming back, or Im just sampling things today that are exempt from the taste ban. I could tell my plum was sour (ie perfect), I could taste the yolk in my boiled eggs, I can tell my cold brew is watered down, and my grapefruit was incredibly muted, but existed.
28 July 2021 : That's fine. Those people are choosing that, truly. But the fears about missing work, etc (I am actively in this moment missing work UNPAID bc of COVID!) are negated! So many people need money I think it would do a lot.
28 July 2021 : I also think it's important to remember that I am absolutely getting blasted with COVID germs in a way that most people in blue areas simply cannot possibly be. Every waking moment outside of my hotel room at events, I'm sharing drinks, food, hugs, and air w anti mask/vaxxers.
28 July 2021 : One is chased out bc they're not vaccinated, god bless. But I've got the Olympics playing up here, so I'm safe! Counting down the days to go home (or anywhere lmao)
28 July 2021 : "My coach agreed with my decision, but if *Piers Morgan* disagrees...."
28 July 2021 : Damn this must really negate all the thought she put into withdrawing. I'm sure she'll be back now.
28 July 2021 : The sneezing was intense and on and off all day, so don't panic if you sneeze a little!
28 July 2021 : Please, you know the types of people I'm hanging around! I can't believe I haven't gotten a previously undiscovered variant. The Tampa Strain lol
28 July 2021 : My resting heart rate is about 15 bpm higher than normal. I do not and have not had a fever (nor did I in March 2020!). For some reason, it is very difficult to find people listing their symptoms like this, so I hope this helps someone else!
28 July 2021 : Timeline: March 2020 - presumed COVID + 3/16 - 2nd Moderna 7/18 - Prolonged, unmasked exposure in bar packed w anti vaxxers 7/20 - Sneezing 7/23 - Feeling "off" 7/24 - Tired, light coughing and congestion 7/25 - Positive test 7/27 - Loss of taste/smell
28 July 2021 : But if they're going to encourage vaccinated people to monitor for illness, then the CDC *really* needs to update their guidance and add sneezing as a symptom of Delta breakthrough cases.
28 July 2021 : People keep asking how I'm doing -- I am less sick than a cold! I blow my nose every couple of hours, cough a couple times every hour, and I can only taste black olives and boiled egg yolk, but the biggest inconvenience of this breakthrough covid case is being trapped at home!
28 July 2021 : Yeah it’s nuts. Just do another stimulus check tied to vaccination status. It’s nuts bc people keep saying “oh the majority unvaccinated make under $50,000” like ok well guess what makes a huge difference when you make 30k?! $2,000!!!!
28 July 2021 : Lmaoo saying someone needs to listen to piers 😂😂😂😂
28 July 2021 : Multiply it by 20 and make it federal please!
28 July 2021 : This needs to be a $1,000-$2,000 federal incentive. https://twitter.com/gloriapazmino/status/1420394473771741185
28 July 2021 : Can I cough on him
28 July 2021 : If it’s helpful or comforting at all, the situation in which I got breakthrough delta simply could not exist here!
28 July 2021 : All these people reading THEORY when they ass need to be reading HISTORY.
28 July 2021 : Good.
28 July 2021 : And birth control and hormones. Depo shot!
28 July 2021 : Would also be nice if they’d update symptoms to include sneezing for vaccinated w delta bc I would have gone into quarantine DAYS earlier had I known how common that seems to be!
28 July 2021 : Yeah for sure, and if I’m still testing positive a week after I have my letter of recovery from the district, I’ll obviously just have to skip tests. My immediate concern was that they had a reason to suspect double infection over other variants but I think it’s just caution.
28 July 2021 : How the fuck are they charging $3,000 for prerecorded videos of Lindell and boring ass Ron Watkins? I am furious.
28 July 2021 : I LOVE raw red onions, this is genius! I have one!
28 July 2021 : Cdc has previously advised recently recovered people to not test foe 3 months bc of the false positive issue and I assume they will here too. I am exposed often at work, but don’t see any reason to believe delta twice will be common...hopefully!
28 July 2021 : Yup! I’m in quarantine now. I’m talking about reinfection of delta after having moderna and delta, and also how every doctor & tracer Ive talked to has said I could test positive for the next 90 days, so I shouldn’t bother getting any tests. I’m assuming this is oversite on cdc.
28 July 2021 : I love black olives!!
28 July 2021 : Idk what you mean but I have no more tastebuds
28 July 2021 : I used to keep stuff in my bed I wanted stolen. People would smash my windows despite the cab being empty, but never would take the (actually decent, not trash) stuff in the bed.
28 July 2021 : Yeah that’s something people here wouldn’t even think about! I think the closest to Republican we have is like...a Pete voter. It’s a privileged perspective for sure.
28 July 2021 : I literally have fios and a cable box where I am and had to pull out a laptop to watch gymnastics bc on demand was only 1 minute clips??? How is every aspect of this so bad
28 July 2021 : It is so wild to see the difference in reactions to these signs. In my neighborhood these are often the people who are like “maybe we should remove those homeless people?” Obviously this is one of the bluest places in the country. Thanks for the opposing perspective!
28 July 2021 : historically a bad group to trust!
28 July 2021 : 😉
28 July 2021 : Who support stuff like stop the steal, for instance.
28 July 2021 : I'm talking specifically about rw populists.
28 July 2021 : Controversial opinion: aligning with the right wing populists to achieve our goals is bad and won’t work out well in the end.
28 July 2021 : How is THIS possible https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1420241270430179339
28 July 2021 : I can’t taste pudding, so I dipped an olive in dry pudding mix. TURNS OUT I CAN TASTE THE MIX.
28 July 2021 : Eating three jars of black olives just to feel something.
28 July 2021 : DRINK?!?
28 July 2021 : I can pinpoint the moment it happened!! I was washing my hair, smelled my shampoo. Squeezed my body wash...NOTHING!
28 July 2021 : I FEEL NOTHING. pic.twitter.com/mvzT0uIEbI
28 July 2021 : I voted on article bc I should be doing that myself, but instead I'm experimenting with tastes.
28 July 2021 : CTE is certainly more of a choice than cancer, but what do I know. pic.twitter.com/RuLBU9d99j
28 July 2021 : What? Everything is fine. Please stop. Also I just ate hot sauce out of spoon and couldn't taste it.
28 July 2021 : I currently have a medical issue (not covid lol) that has made sleep *impossible* but the end is near
28 July 2021 : PPE lol yeah right if I wanna get my ass kicked, maybe. I can't sleep, wish I could!!! Maybe in a month or two.
28 July 2021 : Well, I don't currently collect anything. Guess this is a good place to start.
28 July 2021 : That would be *amazing* bc missing work unpaid is some bullshit rn (but obviously I knew this was inevitable, brought it on myself, worth it, etc)
28 July 2021 : I never bothered to replace my brake pads, so my rotors are warped, and now new brake pads won't be enough to solve the problem bc I waited too long???? Why even bother.
28 July 2021 : I'm guessing I don't have to worry a ton until the magas give me lambda. That'll be what...91 days from now at this rate? lol
28 July 2021 : Good to know, thank you! It’s only been a couple hours, so might just come back on its own!
28 July 2021 : if we have to have guantanamo, maybe he should be there.
28 July 2021 : POV: you're me, and it's any weekend in 2021. 🤮 https://www.instagram.com/p/CRm1gWyADGT/
28 July 2021 : I started to reply to this like 4 times and then deleted each to not get canceled, but let me tell you what, so far the worst part of this is BEING SO FUCKED BORED and the sneezing is annoying.
28 July 2021 : I can only taste black olives. Not hot sauce, not V8, not pickles, not peanut butter. Only black olives.
28 July 2021 : Of course, if I start testing negative on day 11 or whatever, then I guess nothing matters and it's fine! I have the at home tests, and I guess they're a tax write off? Ha.
28 July 2021 : Flying out to go to anti-mask, anti vaxx indoor events, many in Florida and Texas, with thousands of people nearly every week...I kind of have to imagine I am. I've tried tracking for outbreaks, but it's impossible.
28 July 2021 : Masks are the end of live events, so my business will once again close up everywhere but TX and FL, so I guess that matters less. If Delta isn't necessarily more re-infectious in Delta recovered people than other variants, my main concern of, like, killing my dad is less so.
28 July 2021 : The city clears you after 10 days with a proof of recovery letter for your employer/airlines/etc, but if I make a good faith effort to follow the CDC guidelines I'll be getting tested every 5-7 days.
28 July 2021 : Like...if a mask mandate comes back, my real job is gone again anyway so whatever. But if Delta is so contagious you're likely to get it twice in 2 months *and* I'm stuck testing positive from having it now, it would fucking suck not knowing if I'm infecting my loved ones!
28 July 2021 : Yeah. The main thing I really care about is being safe for my friends to be around, because I'm not going to sit around with them masked. If there was some reason I should be super concerned, I'd want to know, bc I think people have generally decided I'm now the *safest* person.
28 July 2021 : I have two jobs and I can't really mask at either of them lol
28 July 2021 : I'm not super concerned about the mask, I'm more concerned about the testing.
28 July 2021 : It seems insane for them to both tell me to not rely on getting a negative test to leave my house bc it's possible I might not have one for a month or two, and then also tell me to test constantly during that *same* month or two.
28 July 2021 : Right but I've been told I could reasonably test positive for significantly longer than I am sick/contagious, and that is why we long ago abandoned a negative test as an indicator you can return to work. So...then what? I don't get it!
28 July 2021 : I guess this is just extra frustrating since I've been told by numerous people I could reasonably test positive for significantly longer than I'm sick or contagious, and that's why the state gives you a return to duty letter. What the fuck am I supposed to do, CDC??? Like????
28 July 2021 : But if natural immunity to original and alpha/beta/whatever + the vaccine protected people from original and alpha/beta/whatever but not as much with Delta, why wouldn't natural immunity to Delta + vaccine do a better job protecting people from Delta than just the vaccine?
28 July 2021 : Genuine question: is there a reason I (vaccinated and currently Delta positive) should be doing this for the next 3 months/while Delta is the predominant strain? Are they just being cautious by not exempting us, or is there some reason to think you can get Delta over and over? https://twitter.com/Alexander_Tin/status/1420134379700035591
27 July 2021 : Willing to mobilize to stop anyone from saying their own name like that
27 July 2021 : i'm one of the ward 6 yesterday people, ama
27 July 2021 : https://coronavirus.dc.gov/data/vaccination pic.twitter.com/meO7KjPcV3
27 July 2021 : Reporting you to the FBI for saying mouthfeel!!! I could feel the listerine I experimented with tho ugh
27 July 2021 : Update: I ordered 105 Reeses minis so I can test myself several times a day!!
27 July 2021 : I feel like this CDC mask guidance means I might as well end my lease early and just move to Florida, and save myself a weekly flight.
27 July 2021 : Really weird, bc I got it at TPUSA?
27 July 2021 : @RealRockatansky you're putting my collection of pictures to shame, so jealous
27 July 2021 : But people are traveling from all across the country to see him, and he's basically on a national speaking tour. If he was stationary, sure, but he's not. He's got a good grift going. I've seen him in like 4 states this year alone, and none of them were TN!
27 July 2021 : Travis, were you able to turn your death around in time?
27 July 2021 : Considering they never bothered to give us the FPUC Democrats promised us for August to December 2020, good. I'll fucking die of the Zeta variant before I lose my home again bc these assholes say I can't work AND I can't more money than a minimum wage unemployment check. https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1420108945243398145
27 July 2021 : Considering they never bothered to give us the FPUC Democrats promised us for August to December 2020... https://twitter.com/anniekarni/status/1420108945243398145
27 July 2021 : I ordered these and will be testing my taste several times a day. pic.twitter.com/MlfCiLt2cs
27 July 2021 : So glad I spent that $25 getting French toast delivered yesterday. Imagine if I hadn't!! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1419630787113148422?s=20
27 July 2021 : Oh wow it’s true I am a monster!!
27 July 2021 : If I could do today all over again, my last meal before I stopped tasting things probably wouldn’t have been a rotisserie chicken with hard boiled eggs.
27 July 2021 : Nope
27 July 2021 : I saw him 2 weeks ago and he's still crying about it.
27 July 2021 : I would be so fucking happy if I could pay these white supremacists in Monero, but no, they gotta take my ACTUAL FUCKING CREDIT CARD NUMBER
27 July 2021 : Wow, I'm going to have to get a lot sicker than just sneezing if I'm supposed to die!
27 July 2021 : were you the vandal?
27 July 2021 : This isn't even close to the most dangerous, terrible shit I've heard him say about covid. He's a monster.
27 July 2021 : If a lot of far right grifters are on Explore Talent, imo it's more likely that failed entertainers possess the charisma and speaking skills to get themselves paid gigs and an audience, and not that someone scanned through ET and offered them all cash.
27 July 2021 : why did you bring this cursed content onto my timeline, do i not suffer enough???
27 July 2021 : http://wwww.hipparights.com
27 July 2021 : I'm not an introvert, but I also find WFH miserable despite working alone and not employed by the same company as anyone around me for this very reason. Even if it's just a brief "hey" while we're both getting coffee. My depression plummeted when I went back to work.
27 July 2021 : At least one member of the alliance is quoted in this article saying photos are fine. https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/san-francisco/sf-bars-now-requiring-proof-of-vaccination/2604682/
27 July 2021 : I lost my card between shots and now just have a photo on my phone, which has worked everywhere that's wanted it.
27 July 2021 : I've never been the only person infiltrating at any event I've ever publicly confessed to being at!
27 July 2021 : yes, i was the only person at sas!
27 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1420044402119041024?s=20
27 July 2021 : Every single white nationalist I have ever met knows exactly who did January 6, and they all make fun of the idea it was antifa or the FBI. The only failure of that day is that it wasn't violent enough.
27 July 2021 : Im gonna make a new ramen that has ketchup packets inside it.
27 July 2021 : STOP https://twitter.com/paulajean2020/status/1418367763987501058
27 July 2021 : JUST HAVE MORE QUESTIONS NOW!!!
27 July 2021 : What.
27 July 2021 : Unclear.
27 July 2021 : Unless you’re an NFL player or me, apparently.
27 July 2021 : There are like 8 print journalists I trust. https://twitter.com/daithaigilbert/status/1419973699399307266
27 July 2021 : Oh sorry you’re saying antibody. Both the at home and in pharmacy tests I took were antigen, not antibody. ☺️ I also knew I had it before I took the test. I had covid in March 2020 as well.
27 July 2021 : Also I’ve known many many vaccinated people who have taken at home tests and gotten negative results — including people vaccinated months after I was! I wouldn’t rely on a false positive if you take one. They rarely are false positive.
27 July 2021 : Good to hear!
27 July 2021 : No idea??? I'm asking the question based on what CDC's website said before vaccines were widely available, and on what others were told pre vaccination from their doctors (they might test positive longer than they are sick).
27 July 2021 : If the NFL is letting positive vaccinated players come back after 2 negative tests, does that mean vaccinated people test negative quicker than unvaccinated people (who can test positive for weeks after infection is over)?
27 July 2021 : Oh jesus christ and I thought the bullshit around the CPAC stage in February was bad. Experts!
27 July 2021 : If the NFL is letting positive vaccinated players come back after 2 negative tests, does that mean vaccinated people test negative quicker than unvaccinated people (who can take weeks after infection is over!)?
27 July 2021 : It never even crossed my mind it was fake. People thought it was?!
27 July 2021 : Are you magnetic.
27 July 2021 : Pinky promise, I think!
27 July 2021 : I'm going to have to eat here, aren't I? Fuck me. pic.twitter.com/rszC1Z1NTV
27 July 2021 : Oh no I have a very mild cold whatever will I do
27 July 2021 : It's true. The person that existed Before Frank (BF) is gone. No one has seen them recently. Gitmo.
27 July 2021 : I am vaccinated, and this event is where I got the Delta variant of COVID-19. pic.twitter.com/dajUJSrmt9
26 July 2021 : Why are these dumb apps that tell you if you've been exposed to COVID still impossible to use? I'd like to upload my positive result, but the app itself doesn't even work. Cool!
26 July 2021 : 😂😂 I feel like I could *only* write about that and people would be satisfied
26 July 2021 : No, pressure is good!!! I need pressure. Thank you 😊😊
26 July 2021 : If Bezos is reading, I am a very good therapist, pls call me.
26 July 2021 : The only way to get me to log off.
26 July 2021 : There should be at least *some* interesting fallout once people know, too, and I think that might be worth a chapter.
26 July 2021 : I strive so hard to make things great that sometimes I panic and can't finish them if they aren't perfect!! So no worries there haha
26 July 2021 : My cover is blown in December, I believe. I am going to try to start shopping around in the fall. But it would be well into 2022, especially if I'm able to hold out on being identified until past Christmas.
26 July 2021 : The worst part of having COVID is that I can't go to this.
26 July 2021 : I am one of Floridas 79!! But I am not counted there, just a victim.
26 July 2021 : Just forever sneezing and some sniffles. That's all. Apparently I coughed some in my sleep, but I'm blissfully unaware of that.
26 July 2021 : Demanding my purple heart, mister president!!
26 July 2021 : It is slightly worse than vanilla bc I knew I had it without testing. Just felt...off. And SO MUCH SNEEZING. But otherwise it's about the same, just add some snot. No fever either time.
26 July 2021 : I had to get the fancy smart lights that turn themselves off. I'm always gonna "go right back to the other room and finish" whatever I'm doing.
26 July 2021 : It fucking boggles the mind that they won't just get vaccinated so their dreams can become reality!!!!!!!!!!!!
26 July 2021 : Can’t stress enough that while I might have delta, it’s not even “just a flu.” It’s literally just a cold, and that is because I’m vaccinated. This is no big deal. The vaccine can largely make covid as minor as the anti vaxxers always claimed it was!
26 July 2021 : 498 days after the COVID pandemic was recognized in America and my business was forced to close, and 91 days after submitting my documents, I have finally been granted an increase in my original EIDL. It totals 2 weeks of revenue. lol. Fucking shit country.
26 July 2021 : If I have it, that means tpusa had an outbreak at sas. It's totally fine for me, and the biggest annoyance is I can't go anywhere.
26 July 2021 : Oh Margie! 😂
26 July 2021 : So far I have: - hugged every politician you hate - proven my lineage so white nationalists would accept me - held hands and prayed for God to protect Lin Wood and Trump - dealt w people praying in tongues - flirted with Nazis for info - gotten delta Please buy my book later!
26 July 2021 : Imagine choosing to live in penn quarter.
26 July 2021 : Just thinking about this today, twin.
26 July 2021 : Also I only answered bc I think there is an argument to be made that I don't take it seriously in the sense I expose myself, though I'm vaccinated.
26 July 2021 : Honestly, yeah. Constantly telling family to grow the fuck up. Over it. Unemployment due to COVID restrictions is why I had to move back home, and their selfish, shitty behavior is going to result in that happening *again* so fuck it. They obviously don't give a shit about me.
26 July 2021 : I can say that if people in my family continue to chose to not be vaccinated and continue to insist on showing up around me, it's their fucking fault and out of my hands.
26 July 2021 : Makes even less sense considering I just toured a handful of brand new buildings that all had 1 bed 1 den apartments for under $3,000 -- plus *months* free upfront.
26 July 2021 : Don't even care anymore. I'm just not going to ever close my business again, and these people are going to make it so I'm supposed to.
26 July 2021 : I have a Dallas area code, so I guess I have "red state cred" for life. Wonderful.
26 July 2021 : Please keep this up for the next 5 days I'm stuck at home.
26 July 2021 : I couldn't even finish the article.
26 July 2021 : They delayed it bc I have COVID and can't be there. Thank you, Jacob Wohl!
26 July 2021 : Impressive bc it’s never fun to interact the kind of assholes that “flirt” with me by yelling after me on the street like the guy in the original video.
26 July 2021 : DC has the lowest income replacement rate for unemployment in the country.
26 July 2021 : Well, that and missing work unpaid.
26 July 2021 : So far the worst part of having Delta is wanting French toast but not having anyone to bring me some, while also being banished from leaving the house.
26 July 2021 : So far the worst part of having delta is wanting French toast but not having anyone to bring me some.
26 July 2021 : I lost over $60,000 in income being forced to take UI last year, and I lost my home. I honestly don't really care at this point. We simply just cannot shut down again, bc I'm not having my life that ruined, ever again.
26 July 2021 : It was never a question of IF but WHEN lol running around without a mask at all these events, sharing drinks and hugging
26 July 2021 : I have an appointment at 620 pm tomorrow, but let’s be real. I was in a packed bar of anti vaxxers in Florida at a tpusa project veritas joint event
26 July 2021 : I’ll pay a bonus for the debate episode tbh
26 July 2021 : Even better! https://archives.cjr.org/behind_the_news/meet_retracto.php
25 July 2021 : Guess this is my comeuppance for stealing this guy.
25 July 2021 : !!! pic.twitter.com/r4fXJDdE1b
25 July 2021 : Wonder if we'll see anything about an outbreak from that event. lol jk
25 July 2021 : Apparently they sell these for FIFTY DOLLARS
25 July 2021 : I'm vaccinated and all I got was light Delta! UNFAIR
25 July 2021 : Thank you!! Kind of grateful to get it out of the way, and that I was scheduled to be home -- god forbid *I* spread it at one of these events!!
25 July 2021 : This guy is at fault. pic.twitter.com/FGLbRamVT8
25 July 2021 : I don't know but I'm obsessed with it now!!
25 July 2021 : Thank you! I blame James O'Keefe for this!!!
25 July 2021 : Holy shit how do they do this with another person??? pic.twitter.com/KdYUqaKaur
25 July 2021 : Sunday: Huge anti mask party Tuesday: Sneezing Saturday: Kind of tired Sunday: Exhausted, sore throat I'm fine and I'll be fine, in terms of myself it's more of an inconvenience being stuck at home than anything else. I'll feel fine before my 10 days are up. Thanks, Moderna!
25 July 2021 : Yeah, February. I’m fine!
25 July 2021 : I'm totally fine!!
25 July 2021 : Jesus fuck don't wish pregnancy on me gross, rather die! But yeah looks like Covid.
25 July 2021 : My throat is lightly sore now (which is why I got a test) but that’s after like 6 days of sneezing.
25 July 2021 : It’s fine, I’m fine! It was inevitable! But I didn’t know about the sneezing so I’m not far off from my “10 days from first symptom” timeline. So just know: sneezing is bad!!
25 July 2021 : FYI: apparently sneezing is a symptom of Delta if you’re vaccinated! pic.twitter.com/33i0HGDimY
25 July 2021 : Pay people $1,000 to get vaccinated.
25 July 2021 : To clarify, I'm in live events, not grocery. My industry relies on people going out in the public; therefore, I rely on people going out in the public so I can afford to do things like buy food or pay my rent -- for example, I lost my home last year bc UI is very bad.
25 July 2021 : When I said "buy food" I meant "have money to put food on the table." Letting people simply die of COVID means we still have shutdowns. That means those of us who don't WFH get poverty wage unemployment again.
25 July 2021 : Sounds like you work from home and don't depend on people going out in public to buy food. I lost my home last year. I will be unable to get back in a place if we have to close again. You're not just hurting them.
25 July 2021 : Exactly. I lost $60,000 in income and my home in 2020, and I'm simply not doing having my life ruined again this year. Paying them is cheapest, easiest.
25 July 2021 : Oh my god, just pay people to get it.
25 July 2021 : Men have literally asked me for my lineage for breeding purposes at far right events. I’ve had to say my fiancé died to explain why I’m without child to be accepted into the group.
25 July 2021 : No one bought me a car yet so I don’t know
25 July 2021 : I'm 90% sure I have Delta, yeah
25 July 2021 : It's wild we had over a year to figure this out, and yet every single pharmacy STILL isn't offering rapid testing on weekends!
25 July 2021 : Looks like my options are to go on transit or an Uber while symptomatic to get to a place with tests in stock, or ?? Maybe beg someone to bring me one?
25 July 2021 : Must be nice to have places offering rapid tests for free within walking distance of you without an appointment and doctors note!
25 July 2021 : Just had been optimistic we had solved this issue of easy access without transit or ubers since we had over a year, but nah!
25 July 2021 : If only I owned a car or the one near me had them in stock!
25 July 2021 : Excited to announce it is still somehow difficult, confusing, and expensive to get a rapid COVID test!
25 July 2021 : damn looks like i could finally pay that lawyer their retainer in case i accidentally commit some form of sedition while trying to record real crimes
25 July 2021 : lol i did too the first time i saw it, and just stared at the tag wondering why he had tagged her and refusing to go and read the whole convo. johnny business sucks.
25 July 2021 : Yeah. That event was incredibly pivotal and the networking I did there is what took me from doing this on and off to being undercover full time. They really missed the mark. If I had 10% of their budget, I would be so happy. But, hey, they said Boebert farted lol
25 July 2021 : Meidas sent some guys to an event I was at. They pulled a stupid prank, I got very valuable dirt that could result in penalties for sitting politicians bc I wasn't busy making fart jokes. I got $0, they get $$$. Fuck them.
25 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/vCJoh9AUvR
25 July 2021 : So many fucking rocks on that part of the AT!
25 July 2021 : Poor Rocksylvania.
25 July 2021 : i dont know pic.twitter.com/6m2rGUCAeO
25 July 2021 : I've never deleted a number in my life. I easily have 1,200 contacts. I'm nobody.
25 July 2021 : Either Matrixxx just discovered the website that makes pictures look like they’re singing, or @travis_view and @donie (AND NOT JULIAN) have started the worlds worst band. pic.twitter.com/dPIQtItoKq
25 July 2021 : Aaron, you gotta read the lawsuits! pic.twitter.com/qp8HhaFMlK
25 July 2021 : Also there is a sex thing, I think?
25 July 2021 : He moved to Austria to put his kids in in person classes.
24 July 2021 : Mild joy for us.
24 July 2021 : I've been undercover since November, and I regularly meet people who have nearly died or whose parents/loved ones did die, and they will not be vaccinated. I don't know why it doesn't always work.
24 July 2021 : Me 6 months ago: I can't believe I texted a Serious Journalist info at 2 am their time, omg! Me nowadays at 2 am: Bro, you will not believe what this influential white nationalist just said to me at this party.
24 July 2021 : I associate this with guys like 14 years younger than him who smoke and are skinny, and then old people who are about to die. Am I wrong??
24 July 2021 : So true! https://twitter.com/dosomemolly/status/1418615834990170112
24 July 2021 : You could do what I’m doing. Just standing there is my whole operation.
24 July 2021 : In that regard pic.twitter.com/MU8bji85c7
24 July 2021 : Specifically going in early for my next botox appointment to keep assholes who say shit like this away.
24 July 2021 : I want to be in the group chat. Please invite me.
24 July 2021 : Oh, like they're ladies in 1901.
24 July 2021 : Also, I am allowed to feel exhausted over an increase in rules when my job is to assimilate into a group that violates those rules!
24 July 2021 : From bucking COVID protocols to my language, I'm doing a lot of shitty things to fit in. It's okay to think it's not worth it, but I'd ask you reserve aggressive judgment until my full story comes out. Once I can discuss what I've learned/witnessed, you might support it.
24 July 2021 : Would like to point out I clearly meant this in terms of work. Though I was vaccinated, I felt like a dick going maskless for work in February! I've witnessed violence in the past, and violence at anti-mask events has *already* increased. https://www.vice.com/en/article/pkbxmg/breast-cancer-patient-attacked-anti-mask-protest https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1418326987597352960
23 July 2021 : Counterpoint: this is one of my favorite Alex moments, ever.
23 July 2021 : He definitely seems like a safe and normal guy I’d love to be a source for when I’m on the ground.
23 July 2021 : Can’t have anyone else trying to fuck my dog. Gotta send a message.
23 July 2021 : My dad is overweight, diabetic, believes its a hoax, and is simply lying, so he isn't *really* holding out for shit lol. Is your brother actually going to do it, at least??
23 July 2021 : Same.
23 July 2021 : It’s out of my hands at this point.
23 July 2021 : My dad believe his pastor raises people from the dead. I grew up evangelical. It’s hopeless lol. He wants to die, fine.
23 July 2021 : I know. I think he's more of a believer than they're making him out to be, though, so hopefully it crashes and burns.
23 July 2021 : Yeah, too bad my dad is insane!
23 July 2021 : Of course not. He has Jesus, no other J's necessary.
23 July 2021 : I have texts and audio of so many people who were at the Capitol saying almost exactly "I'm just a dumb ‘terrorist' I guess.” lol
23 July 2021 : Did we know that Owen has a pet turtle?
23 July 2021 : TUUUUUUURTLE SOUP!
23 July 2021 : He wishes!!
23 July 2021 : Gary, a dumbass: And they have every right to be insulted by being accused of believing a “big lie." Clare Locke, representing Dominion Voting Systems: pic.twitter.com/ivBKkd542O
23 July 2021 : Also I met him in a group of 20 people 1200 miles away from my home!
23 July 2021 : I didn't even know we were on a date!
23 July 2021 : This is absolutely psycho shit, and you should not do this. This guy is an acquaintance of a friend I was visiting on the other side of the country for like 3 days, and I met him the night before I left lmao. What the fuck. pic.twitter.com/kCGdFDPq6f
23 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/Cglp8C9exr
23 July 2021 : I lost my fucking home to protect others from a virus that was a minor cold to me. Unless the vaccine puts you in danger of losing you job or dying, I literally do not give a fuck what someone's reason is at this point. I am not closing my business again. I'm fucking done.
23 July 2021 : Because there is none!!
23 July 2021 : I was so excited for this event and now meh. $650-$3,000 to see Ron on a jumbo screen, live from Japan? No.
23 July 2021 : Absolutely fucking done with anti vaxx bullshit, even from my own father. pic.twitter.com/POUq53C549
23 July 2021 : Oh if you're going in to this video cold, that's even better. It's amazing.
23 July 2021 : After hearing the Alex Jones “turtle soup” clip on @knowledge_fight I had to see it for myself....and it did not disappoint. pic.twitter.com/HQSWGw3CRz
23 July 2021 : Hello old man, I see you have an aircraft and I would like to help restore it.
23 July 2021 : Grapefruit is the best. Good call. I eat them like an orange, just peel it.
23 July 2021 : I used to jokingly do this was FAA records in my old neighborhood. Guess I should have followed through.
23 July 2021 : Well, maybe. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1418441410320257025?s=21
23 July 2021 : lol checks out. pic.twitter.com/UptDENDNB8
23 July 2021 : Christmas lol iphone
23 July 2021 : Devastating news pic.twitter.com/eU9deTmBQk
23 July 2021 : Remember how Matt Christmas predicted that?
23 July 2021 : RIP pic.twitter.com/ISfYhN2EiL
23 July 2021 : I feel like this could be big for you guys. Maybe he can plug the pod next town hall!
23 July 2021 : Ah yes. You meant another kind of help, not the way people normally say it to be nasty, but like help with something else. Very clever, troll. Good night bb.
23 July 2021 : I’m dumb bc you’re wrong? Ok. Thanks for your input, sweetie.
23 July 2021 : Me: I’m undercover as a far right extremist and this would make my life more difficult. You: https://twitter.com/thewomaniswild/status/1418455238726471682
23 July 2021 : See how there is a big gap from July 2020 to January 2021? https://wdr.doleta.gov/directives/attach/UIPL/UIPL_9-21_Attachment-2_acc.pdf
23 July 2021 : That’s not what I’m talking about, hence your link being pointless. There was no additional FPUC for Q4 2020. That means people on unemployment only got what their state offered. You are talking about something completely different bc you’re uninformed.
23 July 2021 : Is your normal reaction to journalists to tell them to seek mental health help? Guess that’s horseshoe theory!
23 July 2021 : Your take on this is uninformed and not based in reality.
23 July 2021 : Also not sure what your IRS point is. We didn’t get FPUC for Q4 2020 and there is no “refund”. I’ll fucking be an anti lockdown violent actor before shutting down my business again. I already lost my home from this. Anyway. Thanks, Noma!
23 July 2021 : My takes on this are based beinf undercover as a far right extremist since the election, and I don’t want to deal with the hassle of flying to fucking LA to yell at cancer patients.
23 July 2021 : Tickets are between $650-$3,000!
23 July 2021 : Do you see how insufferable he is???
23 July 2021 : CodeMonkey denies QAnon John’s claims lmao. “Some event” pic.twitter.com/0ixtLMa9nb
23 July 2021 : Just busy feeling sorry for myself. I was so excited!!
23 July 2021 : Nothing about him is worth my time.
23 July 2021 : He sucks so much I don't even want to go to this event lol
23 July 2021 : Japan is doing us a huge favor by keeping this guy there. Thank you, Japan!
23 July 2021 : October 22-25
23 July 2021 : Jim and Ron Watkins are two of the surprise speakers at QAnon John’s Las Vegas Patriot Double Down. This sounds fucking miserable, these guys suck. Bring back General Flynn!!! pic.twitter.com/Ufm47AnI6S
23 July 2021 : Problem. pic.twitter.com/ESSaToLnWQ
23 July 2021 : 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/FeBXRJzCCy
23 July 2021 : I got an alpaca from him over the weekend!!
23 July 2021 : He's really just repeating this lawsuit over and over, huh? pic.twitter.com/XKshPrpFxn
23 July 2021 : I absolutely think capacity mandates are a possibility, but even mask mandates are a death knell for live events so I'm fucked no matter what. I guess it gives me more time to focus on this stuff until I truly completely run out of money lol.
23 July 2021 : Have you considered American Exceptionalism™ though?
23 July 2021 : I'm well aware. I was simply confused what parallel you were trying to draw since you didn't say.
23 July 2021 : I find it interesting you refer to Congress Heights, Nats Park, and Logan Circle as "these places." What do you mean by "these"?
23 July 2021 : So if this was 2004, it would still be national news?
23 July 2021 : Crab chips!!! 😍
23 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1418371750497247232
23 July 2021 : So Fallujah was generally safe, minus a shooting every six months or so? Another reason that war was a scam I guess smh
23 July 2021 : Didn’t you retire from running your fucking mouth to focus on tormenting your family with your mere existence? Stay doing that. Bye.
23 July 2021 : Give people money and jobs.
23 July 2021 : This area of DC (Logan Circle) is expensive now, but 25 years ago the Washington Post would advise readers to leave the restaurants in the area before dark. Lots of replies about republicans, but DC is blue now and was blue 25 years ago! Give people money and jobs. https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1418366478244630532
23 July 2021 : Yes, 93% blue DC with no representation is definitely Lauren boeberts America, and Logan Circle never saw a shooting before 2021.
23 July 2021 : I got a notification to my wrist whenever trump tweeted for FOUR YEARS. Famously I love Donald.
23 July 2021 : I think you’re correct.
23 July 2021 : Is it unethical for fake me to grift this guy
23 July 2021 : Oh if I become homeless again because vaccinated people are getting the flu and unvaccinated people are dying by choice, I am absolutely including myself in the potential threat.
22 July 2021 : The idea of lockdowns makes me feel physically ill, and not just for fake me, either. I'm still waiting on my EIDL from being forced to close in March 2020! We never got back paid federal pandemic unemployment! I honestly see more lockdowns resulting in violence, and fast.
22 July 2021 : There is no such thing as a coincidence. pic.twitter.com/QHvI43RrkE
22 July 2021 : I see the Fox News push to vaccinate is going quite well!
22 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/WExuDEUU3a
22 July 2021 : Once again relevant. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1400822578265182223?s=20
22 July 2021 : Watching General Flynn on the QAnon promoting MG Show because I hate myself. pic.twitter.com/vwwXvOi2RK
22 July 2021 : Just thinking about what my life will be like if mask mandates are reinstated makes me fucking exhausted.
22 July 2021 : I fucking despise 90% of the people who replied to this tweet. https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1417884593022177292
22 July 2021 : 🤮
22 July 2021 : Just. As in recently. Too little too late. pic.twitter.com/N6QyVYIEtn
22 July 2021 : It really is the friends we make along the way. Thinking of scrapping my book and continuing to sink money into my adjacent national tour.
22 July 2021 : Really rooting for Flynn, simply bc he’s less annoying to me personally.
22 July 2021 : I’m sorry, Marla.
22 July 2021 : I’m an early vaccinated, blue state resident who is presumably exposed to Delta (or at least covid) weekly, without a mask or any precautions. Moderna ought to be studying me.
22 July 2021 : $300 is a joke on it’s own. Fuck these people. I’m never voting again.
22 July 2021 : I pay $300+ a day and I’m struggling to staff because so many of my best people got fucked. We made pennies on unemployment and many had to uproot their lives by moving back home or taking lower paying jobs they’re afraid to quit until we’re totally in the clear.
22 July 2021 : It’s not a feeling — I’m at one every weekend.
22 July 2021 : They know it was us. I usually bring it up by rolling my eyes and making a joke about the jackasses who think it’s antifa or fbi.
22 July 2021 : A variation of this. pic.twitter.com/lM56nWAqDz
22 July 2021 : "And they have every right to be insulted by being accused of believing a 'big lie.'" This is directly from the Dominion v MyPillow lawsuit. pic.twitter.com/sO44sNa6q7
22 July 2021 : I think he’s more of a true believer than the law firm representing Dominion does, but he’s definitely benefiting quite a bit!
22 July 2021 : Can't believe this man is paid to give his opinions and I am not. pic.twitter.com/z1Yo0OiOmW
22 July 2021 : "And they have every right to be insulted by being accused of believing a 'big lie.'" lmao Gary needs to read the complaint in Dominion v MyPillow, I guess. pic.twitter.com/5Mpr0ZM9eV
22 July 2021 : Oh god please no.
22 July 2021 : Lots of people in the comments suggesting he's being funded by outside sources, but he's really not. https://twitter.com/ZTPetrizzo/status/1418221692669808640 pic.twitter.com/rLCwuIOgaq
22 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/dLdQOrGzec
22 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/QGQS0WqSJG
22 July 2021 : These people need to be held accountable for the misinformation they’re spreading and the harm it’s causing people!!
22 July 2021 : Deep state blah blah
22 July 2021 : I had very little reaction to either. My first shot was a leftover one on a snow day, so I didnt prepare for it. For the second I had a jug of pedialyte beforehand. The next day my skin felt weird like it sometimes does before you get a fever, but that went away after an hour.
22 July 2021 : Not sure about nick, but def the others. Maybe nick bc he lives w his parents tho, who knows.
22 July 2021 : The kindest thing I hope for each screenshotted individual is that they take their last breath alone, afraid, and intubated. Unfortunately they collectively have a reach of millions of people, and those people are going to see this shit as good faith arguments.
22 July 2021 : Is this horseshoe theory. pic.twitter.com/1aKXeVkPFk
22 July 2021 : Recently heard at a right wing event he’s not got dementia, he’s just full of demons. Please be kind!!!
22 July 2021 : Hey guys the Antichrist says get the jab!
22 July 2021 : I don’t know a single Qanon, evangelical, Nazi, fascist, democrat, leftist, etc, general human that gives a shit what he thinks!!
22 July 2021 : These dumb fucks are always waiting too late and doing the least!
22 July 2021 : Lol been hearing similar shit from white nationalists all day too. So cool what they all have in common!
22 July 2021 : Did he what? Die? No sadly.
22 July 2021 : Pay people.
22 July 2021 : Not as far as I can tell.
22 July 2021 : I FEEL LIKE IM LOSING MY MIND. DO PEOPLE THINK THIS FOX NEWS VACCINE SHIT IS WORKING??? FUCK!! pic.twitter.com/ZwXagoA191
22 July 2021 : This seems adequate, Tom, what’s your problem? pic.twitter.com/GleWQBxUsV
22 July 2021 : Didn’t he kick you out of a giant movie theater, like he was a delicate, fragile flower?
22 July 2021 : More followers than the two of us combined. pic.twitter.com/Y0yf1QLOE1
22 July 2021 : Good luck, Margaret. pic.twitter.com/jXeKzlh4Sw
22 July 2021 : DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CONTACT CODEMONKEY
22 July 2021 : Ron Watkins really leaving his whole ass telegram channel a VOICE MESSAGE saying he’ll post later about why he thinks he was temporarily banned. Bitch, who cares that much??? Christ.
22 July 2021 : A couple weeks ago I was told there are three Biden’s, check the earlobes.
22 July 2021 : I regularly sit in rooms full of people who earnestly donate thousands of dollars to help “save the kids” from this very scenario, all while weeping. https://twitter.com/travis_view/status/1418027343700926469
22 July 2021 : If I have to be a doomer, I’m glad I can do that while sharing many thoughts with you in particular.
22 July 2021 : Thought this was from @RealRockatansky and was deeply personally offended.
21 July 2021 : Going great so far. 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/JEDDKpxcv6
21 July 2021 : Oh great news for you: Flying back from TPUSA I didn’t even see those masks lol, they went full no mask.
21 July 2021 : I hear a lot of “we don’t do that fauci shit here” kind of stuff if someone is wearing a mask.
21 July 2021 : It’s never crossed my mind someone on the right is talking about the actual vaccine when they bitch about fauci. Usually it’s lockdowns, masks, the idea he created delta, etc. Gates gets the vaccine rage.
21 July 2021 : If I wanted to feel the experience of having a child, I would simply get pregnant. No thank you. https://twitter.com/cakitchener/status/1417209552492240898
21 July 2021 : Seeking a service I can pay a ton of money to so they act as my guarantor on a lease (my income is fine, my credit sucks). Any suggestions?
21 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/X9rX4GaP9N
21 July 2021 : lol pic.twitter.com/g8ExrFsg62
21 July 2021 : This article was true in January. We’re so far beyond what she’s talking about at this point. People constantly ask why Trump would do Warp Speed, and I’ve heard General Flynn, Roger Stone, and Lin Wood explain it dozens of times. Also “conservative media” isnt Fox News anymore! https://twitter.com/sulliview/status/1417805052526448640
21 July 2021 : Oh. So you’re saying what I’m saying. Got it.
21 July 2021 : I’m not sure who they are or what that is. Personally I already hear an explanation for Trump taking credit for the vaccine, and it’s consistent. I hear it from Lin Wood, Roger Stone, General Flynn.
21 July 2021 : Everyone I talk to has become more openly racist, antisemitic, and sexist in the last week. I don’t know why.
21 July 2021 : I already hear about this all of the time. We’re so far into it that I think it’s too late to backtrack from what’s been being said for half a year. I would love to be wrong. pic.twitter.com/Z5VgGVhvCW
21 July 2021 : It’s important to remember I have unvaccinated family members who I have accepted will simply die of their own stupidity. I don’t argue with anyone. What you’re describing is much harder!
21 July 2021 : We were both vaccinated when I met her in February, I have no doubt in my mind.
21 July 2021 : But I think apu is worse soooooo its not an improvement!
21 July 2021 : I think everyone takes him seriously. I certainly don't subscribe to AF for fun! But losing Gosar really sucks for Nick, especially since APU got him.
21 July 2021 : Sounds like he's watching you a lot if he knows you have to get out of bed to type. Sus.
21 July 2021 : Now Nick says Pit Viper supports gay rape, devil worship and pedophiles, so he's starting a competing sunglasses company.
21 July 2021 : Nick says he is going to make his own Pit Vipers to sell. The aesthetic is part of "our" history because Baked Alaska wore them in the Capitol.
21 July 2021 : No. pic.twitter.com/A21Y0wrezE
21 July 2021 : I’ll cut off my right leg if you can find 100 people saying it who don’t know it’s an abortion flip.
21 July 2021 : Seems like a big old coincidence to me and Chris!
21 July 2021 : Trying to imagine a planet where I can’t tell if this is on purpose or not. https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1417635509757779970 pic.twitter.com/71O28M5g2i
21 July 2021 : Not sure the percentage really matters though when I’m friends with ones who are working with the staffers of sitting politicians!
21 July 2021 : No clue!
21 July 2021 : This isn’t a vaccine, don’t be silly!
21 July 2021 : Freedom. pic.twitter.com/ocpPhE4iET
21 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/benlorber8/status/1417587735540506629
21 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/benlorber8/status/1417587735540506629
21 July 2021 : It’s true.
21 July 2021 : But no one anywhere ever batted an eye when I suggested it would be good if the Jews went back to Israel instead of having a lame ice cream protest!
21 July 2021 : I was at turning point but barely went. I can’t speak for the make up of the main event. There were plenty of fascists there tho, and I found them (or they found me) very fast.
20 July 2021 : Ngl I’d rather be at afpac than APU.
20 July 2021 : Wait until I can release the audio. Oh boy.
20 July 2021 : I think it’s just gonna be that the APU kids take his audience tbh
20 July 2021 : Qanon people? Yes. They think the people who did the violence were antifa or the fbi.
20 July 2021 : Oh I was at APU. It’s happening before he’s 23.
20 July 2021 : Is Nick ok? pic.twitter.com/vw6tG5cD3D
20 July 2021 : Us. They know it was us. Almost everyone I’ve met was there.
20 July 2021 : We literally make fun of the dumbasses who say it was antifa. They’re a joke. Qanon people, however, seem to genuinely believe it was antifa.
20 July 2021 : Anyway, another event in the books, another new Nazi friend group, and another confirmation that every single white nationalist I have ever met knows exactly who did J6.
20 July 2021 : NEVER STOP POSTING, MARGIE. https://twitter.com/andrewsolender/status/1417591952065789952
20 July 2021 : Hell yeah. The posting party.
20 July 2021 : Direct descendant.
20 July 2021 : Fascinating to contrast these stories with those of the people I have met that haven't suffered any consequences.
20 July 2021 : Not really, honestly. This one kind of bc I don’t have papers, but I got it right.
20 July 2021 : I’m at the “explaining my family lineage in casual conversations about forced repatriation” stage of undercover. Jesus fuck.
20 July 2021 : I’m not even watching my beloved baseball anymore.
20 July 2021 : I feel like we aren’t far off from Fuentes pitching MyPillow promo code based.
20 July 2021 : I was at APU last night and honestly you might be right.
20 July 2021 : Yeah this really brings the left and the right together.
20 July 2021 : Didn’t Israel blow up your fucking office building? https://twitter.com/ap/status/1417186070802935809
20 July 2021 : It was always fascism. It was always leading here. Trump wasn’t the fascist, just the catalyst.
20 July 2021 : Lol just left a mainstream conference where my alter egos opinions that the Jews should all go back to Israel and that democracy is fucking dumb didn’t get any resistance. https://twitter.com/dbessner/status/1417203659478224907
20 July 2021 : Mushroom!
20 July 2021 : If you’re wondering how this went, my alter egos opinion that we should encourage all of the Jews to go back to Israel didn’t really raise any eyebrows. pic.twitter.com/GOMKEQyKl4
20 July 2021 : Not that kind. Can’t or I would have. All the others have been that kind, but James is fancy.
20 July 2021 : I went to a Project Veritas party last night, and I don't have a way to cut off the branded wristband they put on me. Embarrassing.
20 July 2021 : I try to not be an edge lord
20 July 2021 : My condolences to all the Catholics.
20 July 2021 : I’m so tired.
20 July 2021 : Not like this.
20 July 2021 : Oh I am not leading tongues or anything fun!
20 July 2021 : By the time I’m done playing a fascist, I expect I will despise religion.
19 July 2021 : Sure. The American youth are famously wealthy. ok.
19 July 2021 : "The mortgage is the same or less" lmao ok after you magically produce the down payment
19 July 2021 : I mean I dropped my phone in a port a potty once so.
18 July 2021 : Trust me they’re dumb as fuck.
18 July 2021 : Right. I’m talking about the people on the left who said this wouldn’t last politically.
18 July 2021 : They do!
18 July 2021 : They don’t know what anything is! If that was the standard, then we wouldn’t have the audits!
18 July 2021 : Lol to everyone who thought CRT wasn’t a big deal bc I’m at an open bar reception of young conservatives and it is a big fucking deal here, even as the alcohol flows.
18 July 2021 : Wouldnt even matter if they did. Now the anti person will go on info wars and rsbn and be credited with a cnn appearance. This happens all the time already!
18 July 2021 : I personally haven’t been sick in a year, so maybe the common cold simply no longer exists. 🤞🏻
18 July 2021 : For what it’s worth I’ve been on dates from twitter in the pre Frank era!
18 July 2021 : When I had a normal account, it definitely did for me!
18 July 2021 : I’m not being self deprecating here at all. I’m being literal. I think people do not grasp the complexity of what I’m doing, and think I’m just attending events undercover. Attraction to only this current twitter wo outside info is alarming!!
18 July 2021 : Trying to imagine the man who sees my twitter and wants to date me. Either a very confused maga man, or a lefty who is over confident in their ability to deal/doesn’t understand the extent of it! https://twitter.com/bindlovukazi/status/1416352658143825920
18 July 2021 : I meant to respond to your thing about Carson, but if this is a reference to a speaker it makes sense why I was confused hahah
18 July 2021 : I saw the 3 speeches I needed and peaced out before him hah
18 July 2021 : In a room full of fascist white kids dancing to Wale, please send help. pic.twitter.com/AVAq4GY0nE
18 July 2021 : Yeah but not sure where else to go to find a therapist who will understand some basics of what I’m talking about while also not being a fascist!
18 July 2021 : Was just thinking this morning I’d benefit from therapy and was planning to crowd source recommendations via this website
18 July 2021 : Worst idea I’ve ever seen, total lack of understanding of what’s going on. To platform is to legitimize. We are here because for far too long, we have done both sidesism. Stop it. https://twitter.com/pattyarquette/status/1416344340297879552
18 July 2021 : I’m here to tell you it is too real pic.twitter.com/Cgo8ksfcin
18 July 2021 : I don’t think a formal education is a prerequisite for being good at talking to people. I think you’re talking more about her content, but I mean her style and crowd reaction and engagement.
18 July 2021 : She’s generally an engaging and interesting speaker.
18 July 2021 : I’ve never committed to something for 2 years ever before in my life.
18 July 2021 : Yeah. My illegal basement studio apartment I had prepandemic is now the same price as a studio apartment with floor to ceiling windows and a water view bc my old landlord is a delusional moron. I’ve never seen rent like this here. I signed a two year lease on a 1 bed bc of it.
18 July 2021 : Pre not ore
18 July 2021 : Well here it’s also so they can charge more when you renew, but prices here are also still like $500-700 a unit cheaper than they were when I looked at the same places ore pandemic. We don’t have laws about rent raising for the chain apartments.
18 July 2021 : I’ve seen Lauren Boebert speak live many times, and she’s quite good. But her speech at TPUSA was very mediocre, and the line for a photo with her after was pretty short. Guess she’s not great with the kids.
18 July 2021 : Perfection. pic.twitter.com/VoONp22r8o
18 July 2021 : Also pic.twitter.com/sIe17WdK5w
18 July 2021 : Private landlords here are delusional tho. They didn’t drop rent and all the big apartment complexes did
18 July 2021 : I just signed a lease here that is $100 more than it was 10 months ago but 4 months free upfront instead of the 2 they were offering in the beginning of covid
18 July 2021 : Man, @WilliamTurton really going to be living rent free in these peoples heads for the rest of eternity. pic.twitter.com/gcPOYwEOrc
18 July 2021 : Wow. Bowser won’t do this.
18 July 2021 : From today, Cat Kammack is usually pretty good. Boebert always is, though I don’t know how it translates into tv.
18 July 2021 : Is it a replay or is she talking again??
18 July 2021 : Yo I am so good at repressing. I have repressed entire weeks!
18 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/olp82xNRHm
18 July 2021 : I’m so glad I only watch clips of right wing media on telegram and not any late night television, fuck
18 July 2021 : I remember when you could park on the other side of S Cap bc they didn’t even zoned it right away. And people still paid $50 or whatever.
18 July 2021 : Beautiful.
18 July 2021 : I’m so glad I’m not a reporter.
18 July 2021 : Once tried to text on acid and it was a series of letters and symbols that made no sense, and after that I just started keeping my phone far away, with the mirrors.
18 July 2021 : Can you tell who they hired for security?
18 July 2021 : Wawa.
18 July 2021 : Except he’s a liar and my real name is Frank!
18 July 2021 : It’s been over for a bit, yeah.
18 July 2021 : The second I sign a book deal, I’m demanding everyone calls me Author Frank. Please acknowledge my degree in MAGA. https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1416487006570307585
18 July 2021 : https://www.tpusa.com/sasagenda
18 July 2021 : Do you still need a stream?
18 July 2021 : A tumor pressing on his frontal lobe?
18 July 2021 : Just watched an adult woman bully her minor child into taking her mask off. In an elevator.
17 July 2021 : I don't want anyone thinking I'm a SHEEP and hurting my FEELINGS
17 July 2021 : Feeling disrespected, sucking the vaccine out of my blood. Brb.
17 July 2021 : Anywhere that has asked me (minus a medical thing) happily took a photo.
17 July 2021 : Sure, Jan. https://twitter.com/NRO/status/1416100329649807367 pic.twitter.com/wlkDSSj2kw
17 July 2021 : I just dump it into the trash can if the airport hasn’t caught up to like 2008 or whatever!
17 July 2021 : I truly don’t see the point in bothering trying to convince these people to do shit until this party happens. If you have the emotional capacity for it, more power to you. https://twitter.com/rheaboydmd/status/1416404017471655936
17 July 2021 : Bruh. pic.twitter.com/wN0qWJrv2K
17 July 2021 : I was raised evangelical so I have a lot of practice 😅
17 July 2021 : 🤐 I like my mypillow, be kind to Mike!
17 July 2021 : I avoid committing sedition, though!
17 July 2021 : I wear a wireless lav and I have a handheld voice recorder, and then I have an entire second life!
17 July 2021 : Which story? Ha so many. The state is NH.
17 July 2021 : Oh, thanks but I’m aware. It’s one of many reasons I don’t fuck with Maryland. I have no idea what’s going on there in this world lol pic.twitter.com/XreZAghdSh
17 July 2021 : There is one state where it’s 2 but a) public space carve out and b) it’s only a misdemeanor if I’m part of the conversation. I have one event there. Unlike editors, law firms don’t mind working with me!
17 July 2021 : Almost every single place it is 1 party. These are red events in red states.
17 July 2021 : I’ve never recorded in Maryland. I dont work there. I have a spreadsheet breaking down the local law everywhere I’ve ever done this, and a record of where if it hits other states public space exemptions. In places like Florida I shepherd people to the hotel pool instead of rooms.
17 July 2021 : Maureen Dowd is rich as fuck from writing drivel like this, but no outlet will work with me until I’m done because not telling white nationalists I’m recording them while they network with sitting politicians and help staffers write policy is unethical. https://twitter.com/taylorlorenz/status/1416083374834323463
17 July 2021 : Yes and I would beg to come on it with a sampling of my prizes.
17 July 2021 : Undercover Evian lobbyists like yourself are exactly why we need an executive order.
17 July 2021 : What is TFG
17 July 2021 : CCR
17 July 2021 : Every airport in America should be required to have a place to dump out your water before security, and a place to fill up your bottle after. And this should come out of the TSA’s budget. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
17 July 2021 : Thank you. We might be missing the next one too lmao
17 July 2021 : First you had to have an AIRBAG. Well if that works why do we have SEATBELTS, HUH?! And if THOSE work why can’t I drink a rum and coke while driving?????
17 July 2021 : Told me it was boarding like it didn’t even notice I wasn’t there
17 July 2021 : Until you posted the user name, I thought it was my friend here. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1406261971679432709
17 July 2021 : SadMo
17 July 2021 : Like how Rumble always has an animal video on the main page!
17 July 2021 : Woke up this morning and made the decision to miss my early morning flight. 🎉
17 July 2021 : Yeah but other times they’re sobbing over satanic sex rituals.
17 July 2021 : Stronger than microdosing, but not strong enough for you to not be fucking insufferable online.
17 July 2021 : Asked a 35 year old adult man on a dating app about his interests, and he responded with "boobs." Neat. The bar is so low.
17 July 2021 : Yes. Correct. Numbers is the superior program.
17 July 2021 : When you think about it, facebook probably saved two lives — what if someone was standing at the bottom of the cliff?? Pretty much cancels any vaccine disinfo, thank you facebook!
17 July 2021 : If your parents gave you a ton of money and you are sad about it, donate 10% of it to me and my MAGA mission. 20% if your parents gave to the Trump campaign. You’re welcome!
17 July 2021 : ES&S needs to file as well.
17 July 2021 : Also state bars and medical boards need to start demanding mental health checks for anyone holding a professional license, like Georgia with Wood.
17 July 2021 : Good thing Locke, Tucker, Clay Clark, Brad Barton, Lin Wood, QAnon John, Alex Jones, Owen Shroyer, In the Matrixxx, Mike Lindell, Ali Alexander, and Richard Citizen Journalist aren’t sitting politicians. I think we can build other federal cases against some of congress.
17 July 2021 : Nothing else seems to be working!
17 July 2021 : A good way to combat Facebook killing people is having the three vaccine manufacturers file life ruining civil suits against Marjorie Taylor Greene, Tucker, Clay Clark, Greg Locke, etc.
17 July 2021 : Immediately bouncing back from getting ~8% of my income for a fucking year by manifesting my own destiny.
17 July 2021 : I have always assumed id work until I die, I have no reason to think otherwise!
17 July 2021 : Friend: Who needs to save to retire? We’re just going to die in the climate wars anyway. Or the class wars. Me: Well, I’m actually probably going to escape that by getting murdered by a white nationalist, but that is true for you! 🙃
16 July 2021 : Broken clock or whatever. pic.twitter.com/WvasxdpMiP
16 July 2021 : I am 100% transparent with everyone who works for me on how much I charge clients, and people tell me this is dumb because they’re just going to steal my clients and go rogue. In reality, it’s had the opposite effect, because being open about pay is so rare in the workplace! https://twitter.com/kimlehmkuhl/status/1416057203132452868
16 July 2021 : What in the fuck did I just read.
16 July 2021 : Frank is short for Pauline Frank. pic.twitter.com/47V69syy7w
16 July 2021 : So we all agree, her pen leaked and she accidentally made a little mess, nothing intentional, and nothing to see here!
16 July 2021 : Reciting this affidavit three times every morning but replacing "case" with "disease" is my version of the covid vaccine.
16 July 2021 : Her pen leaked, ok???? It's not her fault. NOTHING TO SEE HERE.
16 July 2021 : Oh yeah, can't wait for this to be on the national platform.
16 July 2021 : SovCits always doing the most. Calm the fuck down! https://twitter.com/MacFarlaneNews/status/1416048727702130691
16 July 2021 : Hey @pfizer and @moderna_tx I have a great idea! Release your patents and recoup some of your money by aggressively suing into oblivion all of the rich fucks who are lying about you.
16 July 2021 : Hey @pfizer and @moderna_tx I have a great idea! Release your parents and recoup some of your money by aggressively suing into oblivion all of the rich fucks who are lying about you.
16 July 2021 : Hey did we ever figure out who put a bomb along my regular running route or nah? pic.twitter.com/YFLCLybLwx
16 July 2021 : They changed it to this pic.twitter.com/rJwBDRa2vS
16 July 2021 : I think that’s a business expense for me now
16 July 2021 : Good luck getting this guy to help you! He sucks
16 July 2021 : Looks like they changed to this. pic.twitter.com/avl4zRAHGl
16 July 2021 : Thank you, I am going to pass this on to mister biden
16 July 2021 : I feel like the government owes me a mental health trip to Fiji when this is done.
16 July 2021 : There’s like 8 real life people and you all that remember who I am lol
16 July 2021 : Isn’t that how we all know each other
16 July 2021 : Starting a Change dot org petition for Twitter to verify the person Thomas Chatterton Williams kicked out of his French cottage for thinking Bari Weiss sucks. https://twitter.com/Harpers/status/1415665562324246529
16 July 2021 : Oh well it’s one hell of an experience!
16 July 2021 : This science experience is brought to you by my business’s PPP (legally paid to myself through payroll)!
16 July 2021 : Hank is gonna be so mad when he finds out what I used my COVID checks on! 😘 https://twitter.com/hankthomasdc/status/1415709412451291145
16 July 2021 : Congrats on getting a location, Margie. pic.twitter.com/fSWsCORtLT
16 July 2021 : This is truly hilarious. More consequences, please!
16 July 2021 : This implies you don’t have notifications on, which is something I might look into for myself loool
15 July 2021 : Imaging a future where vaccinated people refuse to mask and relentlessly bully and harass the unvaccinated.
15 July 2021 : I far prefer the maskless red states to making a scene in blue places. Wah!!!
15 July 2021 : I see many trips to LA County in my near future, I guess.
15 July 2021 : I've got footage from Hagerstown, MD in 2016 that's gonna blow Scott's mind.
15 July 2021 : "Elections don't matter" is always said privately so that no one goes and makes another Giffords with a trail back for blame or so they don't get kicked out of office. But we all know they no longer matter!
15 July 2021 : Yeah. It's just like J6. I don't know many elected or public facing Qanoners, but I do nazi, and they don't think it was FBI/Antifa. They say it though to cover their ass legally and the general public runs with it -- same as "elections no longer matter" *is* a call to action.
15 July 2021 : Honest I'm at the point where I think we should just throw every piece of shit grifter host at Fox News or Newsmax into prison. Fuck them all. I do not see how we can ever undo the brain rot they have facilitated.
15 July 2021 : Lawsuits, disbarring, and personal repercussions need to hit these people so fucking hard. But who knows if it’s too late! For so long the right has been allowed to get away with shit in the name of fairness and both sidesism or whatever. And now we see the consequences.
15 July 2021 : Yeah sorry character count. Specially referring to GA here!
15 July 2021 : Imagine it, Jared. We wouldn’t have ruined states rights, er, ended slavery.
15 July 2021 : There is a show on YouTube where a doctor polishes them.
15 July 2021 : This is all so fucked. The only options are for the machine manufacturers to aggressively sue more than Wood/Powell/Lindell, and for the ABA to step up and strip licensing from attorneys who continue to push and enable this — and i don’t just mean Powell and Wood!
15 July 2021 : Between private conversations and speeches at events, I’ve heard enough shit in the last week that my outlook today is as bleak as it was December 13, 2020 — the day after the 12/12 DC Stop the Steal Rally, when I realized violence was imminent.
15 July 2021 : My caveat is if capitols are being stormed and precinct captains are being harmed in the name of election integrity, the results of the elections no longer matter in a way.
15 July 2021 : imo doesn’t matter who votes or doesn’t. Fair elections are done for a long time.
15 July 2021 : imo lots of leadership and elected people still trying to say the vote stuff are just trying to cover their ass. Low level (non q just white nationalist) electeds I know says his privately but publicly push audits.
15 July 2021 : They’re literally bullying fairly elected mainstream GOP officials into resigning at the hyper local level. The Maricopa audit is a joke, so imagine where this is going. They will never see an election they lose as fair. They will never again accept unfavorable results. https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1415786743098351617
15 July 2021 : So much has revolved around “if we can’t have a fair election literally nothing else matters” that I really worry about this and 2022.
15 July 2021 : I love when I miss my train by 40 seconds so then I miss my bus by ten minutes and then I get an Uber anyway bc I don’t have 37 minutes to sit at a bus stop lol
15 July 2021 : Lol 12 minutes between trains during rush hour tho. Don’t worry it’s still useless
15 July 2021 : Jesus fucking christ.
15 July 2021 : I messaged Fink. Haven't heard back.
15 July 2021 : Ok. Well. I have. Sooooo call me you start filing US v. Boebert, Wood, Locke, Stone, Flynn, Sather, et al. Thanks, babe! pic.twitter.com/Cvb2DVSl7t
15 July 2021 : Wait, people are worried Trump is going to have a military coup? Lol people will fixate on any passing fantasy to avoid thinking about the fact we are done with fair elections in this country.
15 July 2021 : How big is the houseplant
15 July 2021 : I spend so much of my day on LinkedIn. It sucks.
15 July 2021 : Quality content. https://twitter.com/officialpdoth/status/1414652049711587328 pic.twitter.com/D7oRWqgwbo
15 July 2021 : This is like my cherry blossom ten miler, held in early spring among the blossoms, being rescheduled for hot ass, blossom free September. No thanks!
15 July 2021 : Same but dc and April 2020 looool
15 July 2021 : @essvote feel free to DM me if you ever pursue these assholes!
15 July 2021 : Depending on how it's phrased, absolutely I'd love it. I just don't want the event I was at being named or anything.
15 July 2021 : I messaged the lawyers that are handling Smartmatic, Michigan, and Dominion, and I was considering message Paula Frederick as well.
15 July 2021 : I haven't, but I will happily sell it to anyone who wants it, including ES&S, Dominion, Smartmatic, the American Bar Association, @DrewMcKissick , Pfizer, Moderna, or any alphabet agency working on a case. I have it on video as well.
15 July 2021 : I haven't. I happily will to anyone who wants it, including ES&S, Dominion, Smartmatic, and the ABA. I have it on video as well.
15 July 2021 : "Donald Trump won the presidency of the United States by a landslide. They cheated. They cheated in every state. So go out and start calling your legislators." - Lin Wood
15 July 2021 : It's from an event I was at.
15 July 2021 : "Donald Trump is a genius....I believe Donald Trump has the spirit of Elijah, a gift given to him by God. Because Donald Trump was anointed by God to lead this country in 2020, to lead a great revival." - Lin Wood
15 July 2021 : "Stand up for your right to speak out and to take action within the law to protect the children. Stand up and exercise your right to protect your own children. Don't let them tell you your child should be vaccinated. Don't be part of the human experiment." - Lin Wood
15 July 2021 : "I say to people, who is Q? Q is you. You are Q. You are the people that oppose child sex trafficking, that oppose pedophilia, that oppose one world government, that oppose sacrificing children for adrenochrome. You the people are Q." - Lin Wood
15 July 2021 : "we have domestic enemies working against us in this country. And it is not the people that support Trump, or the people that believe in the principles of Q. We are not the enemy." - Lin Wood, July 2021
14 July 2021 : I forgot he also referred to America's "various revolutions" lmao
14 July 2021 : Transcribing audio from General Flynn's January 5th speech in Freedom Plaza, and I totally forgot how he told us to look up at "all the people in the windows" around us. Except the plaza is surrounded by offices, it was nighttime, and everything was closed and empty.
14 July 2021 : @rothschildmd found you a topic for your next book.
14 July 2021 : Do you have a bot that curates these for you?????
14 July 2021 : I made a noise out loud when he said the email thing.
14 July 2021 : "We didn't even have email in 1871, so legally it doesn't matter if my email was on the form or not."
14 July 2021 : Won't lie, I only know who she is because Nick Fuentes called her hot. Not my music type and even if I was her age, I wouldn't listen to her or care about her, so I have no idea what you're talking about. But God I hope she never regrets these fucking shoes.
14 July 2021 : Right? Like, I'm sure a PR team was involved in this. And the only reasonable thing to do when recruiting someone to act as ambassador to a younger generation is have her dress in an eye catching, fashionable way! Fucking twitter idiots.
14 July 2021 : lmao at all the fucking boomers making fun of her shoes in the replies. Olivia was recruited to this because she is cool and iconic, & people her age want to emulate her. No one in the targeted demographic wants to be dressing like or listening to old ass Becky in the replies. https://twitter.com/evanvucci/status/1415333096338120714
14 July 2021 : lmao at all the fucking boomers making fun of her shoes in the replies. olivia was recruited to this because she is cool and iconic, and people her age want to emulate her. no one targeted demographic would consider some old ass sourpuss on twitter worth imitating. https://twitter.com/evanvucci/status/1415333096338120714
14 July 2021 : Except she's there because she's cool and fun, and people in her age demographic like her and want to emulate her. Is that what your experience is in? Being a cultural icon?
14 July 2021 : I really hope you're coming to the Pillow Summit.
14 July 2021 : The Lin Wood QAnon wing of the Greenville GOP bullied the mainstream Republican leadership into resigning by relentlessly accusing them of voter fraud.
14 July 2021 : Right?? I feel like people are fucking with me lol
14 July 2021 : Who are these people that love the DC streateries that are literally in the middle of major roads with your face one foot from car passengers and exhaust fumes?
14 July 2021 : Meanwhile I lost my home lol
14 July 2021 : Ok but they aren’t vaccinated so what’s your point? https://twitter.com/marcambinder/status/1415124398151856134
14 July 2021 : Idk, I think the normies don't get it -- and I'm including the very online left in that. I've got this as a topic on the back burner to write about rn, inspired by what's currently going on in SC.
14 July 2021 : Sure do hope normal people get this soon! Haven't had a single person in our world disagree with me when I've said it to their faces.
14 July 2021 : Even if the new restrictions disappeared tomorrow, America has already had the freest and fairest elections it will ever have. Full stop. We are never going back from Stop the Steal. pic.twitter.com/mkY4lKoGCX
14 July 2021 : Ok but it’s a THREE THOUSAND DOLLAR MYSTERY. pic.twitter.com/JCHk1b3Lei
14 July 2021 : Name one beverage healthier than this one. I dare you. pic.twitter.com/Pvt43Je8fC
13 July 2021 : I’ve been back in the office since September because I hate wfh.
13 July 2021 : My last studio apartment had 6’4” ceilings. https://twitter.com/ori_living/status/1414388211837808643
13 July 2021 : My last studio apartment had 6’4” ceilings. You’re fucking batshit.
13 July 2021 : Where I live this is roughly accurate and I’d rather have a place where my dishes and sleep aren’t inches apart with a cheap bed than this crap that would lose me my deposit.
13 July 2021 : Moving in with my mom to save the planet and lowering my bed from the ceiling to the living room so I can have sex, but still be cost conscious.
13 July 2021 : Scream laugh crying over the idea I’d rather pay TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS to install this dumbass bed in a fucking studio instead of just using that money on rent for a one bedroom over time lmao. I say this as someone who was happy to only be paying $1500 for an illegal studio! https://twitter.com/joshmedia/status/1414649695675191296
13 July 2021 : Scream laugh crying over the idea I’d rather pay TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS to install this dumbass bed in a fucking studio instead of just using that money on rent for a one bedroom over time lmao. And I say this as someone who was spending $1500 on an illegal studio until covid!
13 July 2021 : Surely this will save the planet. The problem is that people have had one bedroom apartments for far too long. Move into a studio with a dangly bed, or you’re a neoliberal shill. https://twitter.com/joshmedia/status/1414381981295685640
13 July 2021 : Ive never owned a car somewhere that doesn’t have inspections, and my cars always failed them lol
13 July 2021 : Hahaha I had to Google what you’re talking about bc I’ve only ever heard it called an inspection
13 July 2021 : "A NONBELIEVER IS HERE!"
13 July 2021 : He is the antichrist!
13 July 2021 : I am going to go to a pool party with Jordan Sather, RedPill78, Jason Sullivan, and a variety of inebriated patriots in Las Vegas. Every single one of you fucks better buy my book, and tell 10 of your friends to buy a copy, too. pic.twitter.com/9CnDo7LluU
13 July 2021 : There's a lot of that, but this is something very specific to him. If I was alone and saw him as a stranger walking toward me, I would cross the street. I get Very Bad Vibes.
13 July 2021 : I text with self-described white nationalists, do shots with PBs, and hold hands while praying for Donald Trump without any problems, but being around Pastor Greg Locke makes me feel physically ill. I can *feel* his presence in a room. I don't know why.
13 July 2021 : Too bad this isn't happening in December, or I could pay an extra $1,700 so I can get stuck in a gondola with Jordan Sather and force him to FaceTime @travis_view with me lmao
13 July 2021 : Paying an extra $1,700 so I can get stuck in a gondola with Jordan Sather.
13 July 2021 : The speaker list sucks. Where’s ⭐️⭐️⭐️ Flynn? Where’s Sidney? pic.twitter.com/jNwGWsri0v
13 July 2021 : The next one is going to be a fucking mortgage!!
13 July 2021 : Hosted by Caesars. pic.twitter.com/zyWtMRJ0P8
13 July 2021 : Tickets for QAnon John’s Patriot Double Down in Vegas are live, selling for $650-$3,000. pic.twitter.com/drPJseuSN6
13 July 2021 : Anyway some of us couldn’t afford to keep our homes, never mind gallivant around for fun lol
13 July 2021 : But this is more like a music festival where you’re making new friends and living mask free versus being with select people in a mask. For many, it’s still more fun.
13 July 2021 : The right had a lot more fun in 2020 and early 2021 than you did, just accept it -- and I know, because I was with them! Doing what I did was potentially risky in terms of an infiltrator getting sucked up in having a life. Fortunately, I am motivated by spite and hatred!
13 July 2021 : Amen.
13 July 2021 : One more time, but in tongues, please!
13 July 2021 : I'm also very tired of praying. Can't wait to go decades without praying after this is over.
13 July 2021 : The radicalization of people who experienced camaraderie instead of isolation will absolutely be something we have to reckon with. Maybe it's hard to tell when all you're doing is screen shotting chans and grams to Twitter, though.
13 July 2021 : If you are telling me you stayed home for all of 2020 and had a blast, you're almost certainly lying on one end. I 100% see how these experiences made life worth living. It was intoxicating to not be alone. Come to save the kids, stay for the friends you make along the way. https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1414701097676009472
13 July 2021 : If you are telling me you stayed home for all of 2020 and had a blast, you're almost certainly lying on one end. I 100% see how these experiences made life worth living. It was intoxicating to not be alone. Come to save the kids, stay for the friends you make along the way.
13 July 2021 : Disagree w the dismissive tone of this. The radicalization of people who experienced camaraderie instead of isolation will absolutely be something we have to reckon with. Maybe it's hard to tell when you're just screen shotting to Twitter? pic.twitter.com/hguolDfker
13 July 2021 : Disagree. Sorry, but the radicalization of people who went out and had camaraderie while others stayed at home will absolutely be something we have to reckon with. Come to save the kids, stay for the friends you make along the way. pic.twitter.com/t8JdZDodLW
13 July 2021 : He's not labeled, though, very confusing!
13 July 2021 : This is fucking infuriating.
13 July 2021 : Fucking hate that I know who she is because of Nick Fuentes.
13 July 2021 : At a Lin Wood QAnon event the other week, I was told the Tampa Bay Lightning won the Stanley Cup because everyone stands for the national anthem. Guess the Lightning are super pilled!
13 July 2021 : I’ve been 1099 my entire life and I have never taken a contract that paid less than minimum wage, because the whole point is you gotta be paid more. I know that doesn’t always happen in reality, but it can so good luck to him. I pay my researcher $200 a day 1099.
13 July 2021 : DC minimum wage is $15.20. https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1414938837047029779
13 July 2021 : DC minimum wage is $15.20. Did he move?
13 July 2021 : I’ve been doing CrossFit since 2013 and this is not reflective of my experience in the mid Atlantic or SoCal. Lots of copys tho
13 July 2021 : This is so fucking beautiful, I love it. Like this. pic.twitter.com/XN7TvSYd0S
13 July 2021 : God America is so dumb. pic.twitter.com/aEE3S5SJ4t
13 July 2021 : liar!
13 July 2021 : Larry Elder is why I became a libertarian in middle school, and I thought that embarrassing fact about me was going to remained repressed.
13 July 2021 : Born with Obama phones!
13 July 2021 : I’ve talked with people whose parents have died or who have been quite sick with covid themselves, and they are still very anti vax.
12 July 2021 : They’re sensitive!
12 July 2021 : That’s just Limewire.
12 July 2021 : This is PACER, but by page.
12 July 2021 : Hardest part of this is coddling the baby feelings of the perpetually victimized right wing men I hang out with.
12 July 2021 : Does he delete his statement from 48 hours ago that when he and Michael Flynn are put against the wall for the firing squad because of their belief that Trump is still president, he will stand proudly with his friend?
12 July 2021 : Adding to this: https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1414587206895869958?s=20
12 July 2021 : "First of all, there are 1000s of state and county committee positions in the Republican Party that remain vacant today....So at the grassroots at the party, people must look at the party offices, we must fill party offices." Roger Stone 06/21
12 July 2021 : "Get involved in your location elections. When was the last time any of you went for a school board hearing? I mean, what they're doing to our children is outrageous." General Michael Flynn 05/21
12 July 2021 : "And don't think that you won't have an impact. We're encouraging people to run for school board, we've already flipped some school boards." Founders, MAGA Institue 06/21
12 July 2021 : "When you make a difference in your own house, you make the biggest difference in your life...It starts with City Council, it starts with school board. I'm just going to go down here. I got 14 council races, 7 school board races." Pueblo County GOP Chair f/ Lauren Boebert 05/21
12 July 2021 : "We've all encouraged you to get active in your local communities at every stage, starting with your school board. We need to take over, precinct by precinct, with honest citizens with integrity to do things the right way." Sidney Powell May 2021
12 July 2021 : "You have to keep pushing your voice, you have to keep supporting America First candidates, and you have to consider running yourself. Without doing those things, then we're giving in...we're allowing the democrats to win...they're an anti-American party." MTG 2/2021
12 July 2021 : "Here's what I want you to do...if you consider running for your local school board, and God we need people, good people, conservatives, on school boards, or your city council or your county commissioner, you're not going to get treated nicely." Marjorie Taylor Greene 2/2021
12 July 2021 : I actually think it's opposite. I was hearing school board regularly months before I was hearing about CRT! But there is a LOT of Tea Party influence here, and they loved school boards.
12 July 2021 : This isn't a new tactic. The Tea Party did it, and when I was a devout libertarian 7 years ago, we tried to do it, too. For us, school board was seen as the easiest one to get people to agree to. Do you know who is leading this moment now in MAGAland? Many former Tea Partiers.
12 July 2021 : Almost every single white nationalist, QAnon believer, and far right chud I've talked to since I started going undercover in November 2020 has talked to me about how "we" need to run for local office, filling up positions on the school board or as precinct captains.
12 July 2021 : "[Trump] said to me then, and I've never heard him contradict it, he said 'Lin, I will never concede.' He's not gonna concede, because he won." Lin Wood 7/10/2021
12 July 2021 : Q is the friends we made along the way!
12 July 2021 : "If you knew Q was coming, was going to have a plan to fix everything for you, what would you do? Nothing. You'd sit back and wait for Q....it doesn't matter if Q is true. Be Q. Do the research. Connect the dots. Draw your own conclusions. Tell others." Lin Wood 7/1/2021
12 July 2021 : Lin Wood's argument seems to be he didn't do anything wrong, so please dismiss everything against him and blame Sidney Powell. Lin also says he doesn't get paid for the events he has lined up every week where he says Joe Biden isn't president. So he just can't control himself?
12 July 2021 : Yeah, the number keeps shrinking ha
12 July 2021 : David, if you see this, call me. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1414587206895869958
12 July 2021 : Imagine yelling “I can’t get laid” like this
12 July 2021 : Sorry but it is so fucking funny to hear someone over 12 who isn’t a youth pastor talk about sex like this. pic.twitter.com/fk0azqFZv1
12 July 2021 : Lin Wood today in court: My name is on the complaint, but my email isn't, so I was not involved. Lin Wood days ago: I will gladly go to jail for saying Donald Trump is still president. When they put me and Michael Flynn against the wall, I will stand there proudly.
12 July 2021 : Lin Wood today in court: My name is on the complaint, but my email isn't, so I was not involved. Lin Wood days ago: I will gladly go to jail for saying Donald Trump is still president.
12 July 2021 : I was tear gassed so the president of the United States of America could hold a Bible for a photo. https://twitter.com/afp/status/1414414056065171456
12 July 2021 : I cannot in good faith charge you what I would charge a law firm hahhaa
12 July 2021 : Wait until I tell you about the actual worst part of the whole day.
12 July 2021 : And Lin Wood's answers imply Sidney wrote his name all over shit. I love it all.
12 July 2021 : You're here surrounded by communists and jezebels, I assume. Very sad!
12 July 2021 : But in all seriousness, the day after this event, I felt the same bleakness I last felt on 12/13. "What the fuck was I just at? What is going on? This is out of control. This is dangerous." I don't really know why, it's just a feeling. But yikes.
12 July 2021 : The video is up and reviews are in! "That might be the grimmest video you’ve yet sent me." - @Mug_of_Glop (who listened to me worry about a possible J6 after the December Stop the Steal!) Please subscribe, watch, & help send me to the Pillow Summit ❤️ http://www.patreon.com/posts/53580522 pic.twitter.com/KcmZ6KoE76
12 July 2021 : Very afraid I'm going to transcribe the audio into a client email by accident
12 July 2021 : Your Monday: boring work. My Monday: hoping clients are ok with me ditching work to watch the Lin Wood and Sidney Powell hearing with a discord group.
12 July 2021 : Pro life party!
12 July 2021 : I’ve been following ☺️
12 July 2021 : It’s a little less than 12,000 tickets, but all the VIP ones are $500.
12 July 2021 : If you work for the law firm representing Pfizer or Moderna, or for any organization going after Sidney Powell or Lin Wood, I have hours of audio you might be interested in!
12 July 2021 : Whatever we want, whenever we want. Drowning myself in the Potomac sounds more enjoyable than having a child. https://twitter.com/slightlycaustic/status/1414252000527622144
12 July 2021 : How do they not get this lol
12 July 2021 : Oh I hear that too. And worse. Do not worry, this is a choose your own adventure situation!!
12 July 2021 : If @alexknobel and I can explain Jordan Peterson to people, I trust you can explain Lin Wood!!
12 July 2021 : It's like The Ring in that you have to make 3 friends subscribe to my Patreon, or Michael Flynn shows up in your house and forces you to take the QAnon oath.
12 July 2021 : What other social platforms do people under 80 and over 25 even use?
12 July 2021 : Reviews are in!! "That might be the grimmest video you’ve yet sent me." - @Mug_of_Glop (someone who has seen more of my work than anyone else on Patreon or Twitter!) "Cringecringecringecringe" - [redacted] Subscribe, watch, and help send me to the Pillow Summit!!
12 July 2021 : Please subscribe so I can afford to go to the Pillow Summit.
12 July 2021 : Now. https://www.patreon.com/posts/joe-biden-is-53580522?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=postshare
12 July 2021 : Why couldn't he stay there.
12 July 2021 : People have been going to nightclubs, like what???
12 July 2021 : Soon. pic.twitter.com/6BZK8mgTu0
12 July 2021 : I would pay to send those two, but forever.
12 July 2021 : It is July 2021 and I am still hearing that the military is waiting patiently for the Insurrection Act to give them go ahead and reinstate Donald Trump as president.
12 July 2021 : I like both, personally.
11 July 2021 : God knows I didn't pick the O's.
11 July 2021 : FUCKING SAME
11 July 2021 : Mmm you’re really down playing it, Tom. You forgot the step where are you make a rumble video saying this and put your cash app on it.
11 July 2021 : The exact people who should be worried about going infertile from the vaccine, obviously.
11 July 2021 : Why does Rand Paul use this big ass font? pic.twitter.com/uyGtj8ouBZ
11 July 2021 : Yesterday I was in a room of people that wildly cheered when a speaker said his 90 year old parents would never get the vaccine because it’s a scam.
11 July 2021 : Don’t erase classism and racist dog whistling by pretending Boebert’s GED is why she has mainstream GOP beliefs shared by Ronald Reagan.
11 July 2021 : This is so cool I’m so fucking jealous. What vendor?
11 July 2021 : Really gross to pretend Boebert is the only Republican who feels this way, but enjoy erasing classism and racist dog whistling, and enjoy whatever MTG Hawley 2024 hell ticket we get.
11 July 2021 : See if he’ll autograph a Jeb! tshirt
11 July 2021 : I love that you did this.
11 July 2021 : No. This what happens when you elect an asshole without empathy. And Richard’s tweet makes him an asshole, too. Plenty of republicans want to get rid of SNAP and still support PPP and EIDL. https://twitter.com/ojeda4america/status/1414275536881324036
11 July 2021 : Just me and my bestie pic.twitter.com/66j0OxJc6e
11 July 2021 : No. This what happens when you next an asshole without empathy. And Richard’s tweet makes him an asshole, too. https://twitter.com/ojeda4america/status/1414275536881324036
11 July 2021 : BUT THIS IS BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS
11 July 2021 : I’ve always loved lindell!! Him and Alex are my favorites!
11 July 2021 : Truly!!! I’m the only press here though. Well, “press”
11 July 2021 : Meeting with Rudy and Lindell.
11 July 2021 : It’s me, I’m the democrat infiltrator.
11 July 2021 : Using yours on Lin Wood
11 July 2021 : RBG will rise from the dead for a statement
11 July 2021 : NINE ZERO BABY
11 July 2021 : Yeah when she says this stuff she means as a kid. Look up her dad!
11 July 2021 : Specifically earmarking your Patreon dollars to NOT use on any Bobert fundraisers
11 July 2021 : Ignoring health codes = welfare!
11 July 2021 : I absolutely believe that she grew up in poverty. She got her GED in the last year.
11 July 2021 : I’m sick. I have a brain disease. I dreamed about the Pillow Summit last night!!! I’m so excited for it, fuck!
11 July 2021 : Or acknowledging her race and appearance might have have helped out getting whatever she needed. It did me. People were nicer, more trusting, etc
11 July 2021 : You responded to a tweet about the patient portion literally saying it wasn’t enough. I guess you didn’t have time for logic and reasoning classes when you were premed.
11 July 2021 : I’ve seen her speak like 8 times, and she always says this. As a kid on welfare they lived on cheese and bread and it sucked, and then she started her own business and could buy anything. Never a real explanation of how that happened, or where the business money came from. https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1414084640336396289
11 July 2021 : I’m definitely willing to go back to being homeless and living on poverty wage unemployment checks because my job is illegal again since some people got the sniffles.
11 July 2021 : I’m defiantly willing to go back to being homeless and living on poverty wage unemployment checks because my job is illegal again since some people got the sniffles.
11 July 2021 : Sunscreen and cigarettes.
11 July 2021 : 300,000 a year!
11 July 2021 : I’m not even in the same time zone as CPAC!
11 July 2021 : For science!
11 July 2021 : Today I was in a room where we nearly gave a standing ovation to a man saying his 90 year old parents wouldn't get the vaccine.
11 July 2021 : It's kind of neat that you're starting off with such a great endorsement, straight from the large adult son himself. People throw away entire careers to try to get this moment.
11 July 2021 : I went to a 9 hour Qanon event today, and this is still the worst shit ive heard all day.
11 July 2021 : I can’t because it was 40 minutes long. But in the meantime I’ll send you a T-shirt picture
11 July 2021 : Wait until I tell you what I heard about George Soros today. In unrelated news, I’m drunk!
11 July 2021 : Weird because it seems like the Conservative party I’ve known my entire adult life.
11 July 2021 : “Giving someone birth is giving someone death.” - Alex Jones pic.twitter.com/PRwXSwAFif
11 July 2021 : I was losing 50k a month in revenue and my first PPP was $1,000. Unless you just made a fake business with multiple employees instead of a SMLLC/1099, it wouldn’t have gotten you much.
11 July 2021 : A customer declined a straw. Bartender said "save the turtles!" I heard “save the kids." Internal panic ensued.
10 July 2021 : Damn they’re still saying socialists there? The event I’m at says we passed it and went to communism!
10 July 2021 : President Margie.
10 July 2021 : the q movement has blended in together with the far right so much, it's just the tea party style for everybody now.
10 July 2021 : As far as I know that method died when Margie and Boebert got elected.
10 July 2021 : I plan to immediately get drunk now.
10 July 2021 : They said when you think about it, the founding fathers were traitors... but they were doing a good thing.
10 July 2021 : They said if you leave EpiPen‘s out in the sun too long they turn into adrenochrome. Science.
10 July 2021 : I’ve been hearing run for local office for as long as I’ve been doing this.
10 July 2021 : I’ll be deleting these tweets and talking more about it next week after the media feeds are up.
10 July 2021 : They said if you leave EpiPen‘s out in the sun too long they turn into adrenochrome. Science.
10 July 2021 : I was literally moments ago in a room of conservative adults weeping over all of the kids they say Democrats are killing for their adrenochrome. https://twitter.com/mc_hyperbole/status/1413913239956692999
10 July 2021 : WHAT TABERNACLE
10 July 2021 : Me: [rapid fire updates from the Qanon event I’m at] @BirdRespecter : You know. I could show someone your DMs to me without the context and have you committed I think
10 July 2021 : I’m trying to be discrete bc I’m at an election fraud event right now, but cannot wait to zoom in and check
10 July 2021 : See you Saturday, Margie. 😘 pic.twitter.com/YcoR6vyGhs
10 July 2021 : Robert E Lee and Nick Fuentes both canceled in the same weekend??
10 July 2021 : God is fiction and access to Vineyard Vines and Burberry marked too low by a teenage worker isnt a human right. https://twitter.com/dill_korsey/status/1413728307271532551
10 July 2021 : Can I DM you about this?
10 July 2021 : American, had it, got tired of being on my period every day after like 6 months. Also bad with pill regulatory.
9 July 2021 : Fuck. I’ve spent thousands of dollars on MAGA election fraud events happening over the next several months. If he’s president in DAYS, do I get a refund??
9 July 2021 : Cry bitch. 🎻🎻 pic.twitter.com/y2IQUIQHXK
9 July 2021 : Given the size of the line, I'm surprised they aren't holding off longer lol
9 July 2021 : Mr Pillow would have hand delivered them, should have called him
9 July 2021 : If more men did this, I would quit dating 😂
9 July 2021 : No one working here is wearing a mask, but this is how they deliver pillows if you ask for more and aren’t in the room to grab them. Absolutely batty. pic.twitter.com/oV2PSFJkJu
9 July 2021 : Heeey I know that bus!
9 July 2021 : What the fuck
9 July 2021 : Really miss that art decider account right now.
9 July 2021 : Really miss that art decider a count right now.
9 July 2021 : I’ve been dating over a decade and I’ve only had this happen once. It’s interesting because it’s uncommon.
9 July 2021 : Too mainstream, I decided. Going where the journalists are not.
9 July 2021 : Seth lol
9 July 2021 : Another free upgrade today. They are making announcements about masks every couple of minutes, and telling people in first class to pull mask up between sips. The last time I had a flight like this was February.
9 July 2021 : That guy is awful. He’s blocked every twitter account I’ve ever had
9 July 2021 : Dragging others into your kink smh
9 July 2021 : Flying among fluffy clouds is always cool and neat. pic.twitter.com/U09NH82Zpa
9 July 2021 : Decking an Uber driver to see how my date reacts to this adversity.
9 July 2021 : Hard agree. Also when I had a broken leg it was pretty much the only place I could go because it’s actually ADA compliant.
9 July 2021 : If you won’t use HAARP to sabotage our first date, will you EVER show me you love me? https://twitter.com/bydavidmurphy/status/1413257421888311311
9 July 2021 : If you won’t even manipulate the weather for a first date, it really shows a lack of commitment.
9 July 2021 : I'm talking about the tweet I quoted.
9 July 2021 : Fun fact: in April they charged us $500 each for a dinner with Margie, and then gave us Vernon Jones and no refunds.
9 July 2021 : Don’t forget AMPFest and the $1,000 add on to hang out with Roger Stone for an hour!
9 July 2021 : BlueAnon. https://twitter.com/queenfarita/status/1413228811525578752
9 July 2021 : I had COVID and it was no big deal. I got the Moderna shot and it was also no big deal, but now I'm allowed to have a job again. Literally cannot imagine giving this much of a fuck about getting a shot, but I'm also not a tiny, whiny baby. https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/1413468151686352897
9 July 2021 : Bruh wait until you hear about this covid shit.
9 July 2021 : You’re always finding these!!
9 July 2021 : By any means, gotta save those souls.
9 July 2021 : He went on info wars on super bowl Sunday and placed the blame 100% on Katrina Pierson, and somehow this is even funnier.
8 July 2021 : Something more than “soup”
8 July 2021 : I think in general it can be a combination of A and B, but not on H Street. Like, sorry, but open your eyes and look around. It's not a country road with a hidden driveway.
8 July 2021 : Can this bot also block all Bruenig discourse? If so, I'll pitch in to a Kickstarter.
8 July 2021 : I once went out with a man who told me Walmart didn’t have a racism or sexism problem bc the board had a minority woman on it, and then he gave me an excel sheet of how much I owed him for our date. His earning 3x what I made then wasn’t weighted into his math. pic.twitter.com/ml8X41OJeO
8 July 2021 : I am 20x more interested in going to a movie where I pick my seat in advance than one where I have to show up and figure it out there.
8 July 2021 : Oh yeah. They’re the ones I used to tell I was vaccinated. Even more, if I’m one on one with them and will never see them again, I sometimes tell them I had to for work and that I’ve had no problems.
8 July 2021 : 25 minutes in and Travis is running an attack on my fondest childhood memories. Sad!
8 July 2021 : I don’t think MAGA or Q are suicide cults, but the more I’m submersed in anti mask, anti vaccine rhetoric, the more I struggle to find another phrase. Especially when I talk to people who are terrified of the virus *and* the vaccine.
8 July 2021 : Feeling vindicated in my hatred of that story now that I know the author is at best a careless asshole.
8 July 2021 : 🤡🤡 https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1387568426030350336
8 July 2021 : Every blood and soil nationalist I know has been saying this!
8 July 2021 : Native to here and I associate this with like grandmas
8 July 2021 : What the fuck else would it be?? I was baffled when I saw this as a question and I’ve lived in 3 time zones!
8 July 2021 : What, are you teasing a line from your exclusive interview with General Flynn?
8 July 2021 : I made fun of him for not knowing who Owen Shroyer was while acting like an Alex Jones expert.
8 July 2021 : No, I know about that article. I assumed he was referring to some kind of half brained take on the article, given by the same kind of reporters/mouthpieces that hated Cullen's documentary for being, like, pro-Qanon or whatever dumb shit they said.
8 July 2021 : I would just like....$6.66 per word.
8 July 2021 : ha i could rewrite it that way, but it would require just that....a full rewrite.
8 July 2021 : Wanna team up? https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1412992054649622533?s=20
8 July 2021 : Showing up at every single Anon's house with a flyer about ED and a needle, demanding they choose wisely. Gonna be my next career move.
8 July 2021 : Don't tempt me with a good time, Mike.
8 July 2021 : Wanted to pitch some writing, so I tried to write 1,000 words about Q Conferences. Ended up writing 2,000 words, half about growing up evangelical and half about Q Cons. Someone please give me money now.
8 July 2021 : It's true. I, Frank, am the UCE in all of the J6 court cases.
8 July 2021 : I swear to God Travis, if I ever find out with horrible take has caused this tweet, I will have an aneurysm. And that’s going to be on you!
8 July 2021 : Don't sass me or I'll post the Splinters in Her Crotch email.
8 July 2021 : lol just looking through some 2011 emails I was sent by my family. This is from January; it appears my response of "Ramadan happened 4 months ago" ended the conversation? pic.twitter.com/lksOE7gf6g
8 July 2021 : Raising that vaccination rate, baby! pic.twitter.com/B7xAP3DW1u
7 July 2021 : Yes. pic.twitter.com/zyGZmnfoJh
7 July 2021 : I’ll all him that when I see him Saturday.
7 July 2021 : In case anyone here is wondering if the inauguration was fake, I took this photo of some sketchy looking dude at 12:03 pm 1/20/21 at 16 & K NW, across from the Capital Hilton. pic.twitter.com/4IFyvzcqIm
7 July 2021 : Are these the time travelers I keep hearing about.
7 July 2021 : Multiple law enforcement agencies have told me it's nbd, and only briefly pause when I tell them to replace my name/descriptors of me with "officers" lol
7 July 2021 : Yeah. At least this was the 7th, though, so hopefully they figured it out by now.
7 July 2021 : It's exclusive, Hannah. The hackers will respect this.
7 July 2021 : Today I have right wing family members telling me the name of the officer who shot Ashli Babbitt. Because I consume worse media than most, I have known his name for months. But my OAN/Newsmax/"mainstream" Telegram family members didn't know until Donald Trump asked. Cool. https://twitter.com/dellcam/status/1412844585739558913 pic.twitter.com/iGDoucXSPF
7 July 2021 : Today I have right wing family members telling me the name of the officer who shot Ashli Babbitt. Because I consume worse media than most, I have known his name for months. But my OAN/Newsmax/"mainstream" Telegram family members didn't know until Donald Trump asked. Cool. pic.twitter.com/4aDKupU98A
7 July 2021 : Digital Soldiers, rise up. https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1412813733382877186 pic.twitter.com/ftZklgxMNZ
7 July 2021 : Digital Soldiers, rise up. https://twitter.com/rothschildmd/status/1412813733382877186 pic.twitter.com/ohwgiSg0Yd
7 July 2021 : If willingly unvaccinated people want to die by the boatload (or megachurch load), I cannot do anything about it. And I cannot put my life on hold again for a virus that killed 4,000 out of 150,000,000 people. https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2021/07/antivaxxers-breakthrough-infection-delta-variant-vaccine-pfizer-moderna/ pic.twitter.com/4ctOfOeoOX
7 July 2021 : A cool thing about the internet is that when I accidentally didn't screenshot Ron Watkins saying "sorry about the footsies" before he deleted his message at 2 am, I was able to log on and immediately find another person kicking themselves over the same thing. https://twitter.com/RumorFlies/status/1412647250464022530
7 July 2021 : Oh, you're saying you think the followers should have had like a come to jesus moment or something, and realized it was bad? I...wouldn't hold my breath. Also the QJ events are way more fun than Clary Clark, but I'm not sure which are scarier.
7 July 2021 : Also, David Harris Jr isn't on the website, so I don't think the line up should be viewed as an indicator of who will be there. pic.twitter.com/z9ePvZcc2d
7 July 2021 : Unclear. Outside of the logo, the website isn't really updated, and a speaker they've confirmed isn't on the list.
7 July 2021 : Why would the followers see a fun festival as bad??
7 July 2021 : Yup https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1412788643253661702?s=20
7 July 2021 : The venue for the Las Vegas Qanon event is almost definitely Hell's Kitchen at Caesars. https://twitter.com/daithaigilbert/status/1412785365807685633 pic.twitter.com/2Lu9NEtpGn
7 July 2021 : I think it is Hell's Kitchen (presumably for the VIP dinner?) based on a photo on Telegram weeks ago.
7 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1408181031371526145 pic.twitter.com/YNOKUg7vCa
7 July 2021 : I started to watch it and turned it off. The only thing I’ve ever really watched is the one that came out months ago that included graphics showing how close they got to congress.
7 July 2021 : But then the conversation shifts to antifa or how we need to stop the steal or whatever. And then it’s worse than explaining it to someone who wasn’t there.
7 July 2021 : It’s like a weird frat were all in, all of us hazed. Sometimes it’s nice to have people to talk to who were there, even if they’re on the wrong side. We have a unique shared experience that I don’t have anyone to talk to about.
7 July 2021 : Now we have each other. So next time we can go inside together, and then immediately ship ourselves off to some kind of mental rehab center.
7 July 2021 : Outside of a handful of conversations with Talia and a couple other reporters, most of my J6 talk has been with people on the other side. In audio, I hear myself talking too much, too fast. I want to get it out, and I dont want to hear their story. In the beginning it was worse. https://twitter.com/mxtaliajane/status/1412665559712518144
7 July 2021 : Just wearing my traditional Fourth of July family support bracelets! pic.twitter.com/lznXNwft9C
7 July 2021 : I am a keynote speaker at my friend Nazi John’s event with a giant swastika on the stage, but I’m not a Nazi.
7 July 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1400822578265182223
7 July 2021 : I cannot express how excited I am that someone else is living through this moment with me
7 July 2021 : I literally don’t know if I will ever get over how disappointed in myself I am!!!!!
7 July 2021 : I am so upset because I just clicked “I deleted the footsies” without screenshotting in my notifications!!!!
7 July 2021 : I can’t even imagine a better bargain
7 July 2021 : This is really dangerous, Dell. Please.
7 July 2021 : You: A normie, staying home during a pandemic. Me: A self destructive risk taker, a mere 6 weeks from hitting Platinum Pro from flying out to anti mask, anti vaccine rallies during a global pandemic.
7 July 2021 : Honey, wait until I tell you about the monthly pay options if you're willing to marry a rich guy who wants a lot of spawn he'll never interact with. https://twitter.com/AJDelgado13/status/1412434516115955715
7 July 2021 : Honey, wait until I tell you about the monthly pay options options if you're willing to marry a rich guy who wants a lot of spawn he'll never interact with. https://twitter.com/AJDelgado13/status/1412434516115955715
7 July 2021 : If Ali Alexander is telling the truth and the population of DC nearly doubled on J6, why was I able to so easily park my car downtown? lmao pic.twitter.com/ZQ8KifAv6e
6 July 2021 : I’ve become intensely dedicated and singleminded in my journey to help destroy some of these people, at the expense of my ability to live a normal life. https://twitter.com/kasie/status/1412436891148894212
6 July 2021 : also what are the fucking odds pic.twitter.com/vUmZsPQPqX
6 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/354Ccgs3Ee
6 July 2021 : I've been waiting for my EIDL increase since April, and no one at the useless fucking SBA can help. pic.twitter.com/kiMpHE7uTI
6 July 2021 : Imagine not Googling the person that you are dating, even when they have millions of followers and you don’t know why. I could not live in that world. https://twitter.com/religionofsport/status/1411338947926573060
4 July 2021 : Chad, do you know anything about that guy? Can you DM me if you do or point me in the right direction?
4 July 2021 : Looks like White Boy Summer isn’t off to a great start. Happy Fourth of July everyone. pic.twitter.com/AFHCJF0zdS
4 July 2021 : Can’t imagine anything I want to do less than America shit, so I’ll be spending my day at the gym and then binge watching Rebecca Gayheart movies. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
4 July 2021 : Today my dad and I were talking about my plans to travel internationally in 6 months. He started to say it was dumb because of quarantine, so I had to remind him that I am vaccinated and it's not my problem that he's not. "Virus is your problem dad, not mine." Over it!
4 July 2021 : I hope they all are, but regardless I think it helps legitimize Rumble.
4 July 2021 : OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS BETTER THAN WHEN HE WENT ON ALEX JONES SUPER BOWL SUNDAY AND SAID KATRINA PERSON DID J6!!! Get Kremer’s ass, Ali!!! Eat each other. pic.twitter.com/2fRHl9jyyo
3 July 2021 : CPAC itself is posting about it. I see Boebert has been added to the line up too!
3 July 2021 : ANOTHER WIN FOR FRANK SPEECH!!!! https://twitter.com/ztpetrizzo/status/1411333531331088390
2 July 2021 : As long as driving a car is a bigger risk than COVID is to vaccinated people, good fucking luck shutting us down lol
2 July 2021 : lol weren't they supposed to keep Trump's name out of their mouth? pic.twitter.com/9z4w7r2K02
2 July 2021 : Failure to comply will result in an unhinged, hours long attack on you. You've all been warned.
2 July 2021 : You wouldn't follow me if we didn't click, so you're stuck with helping me get book sales!
1 July 2021 : Is there any chance anything will be down for those of us who had to randomly wait months in the middle of receiving our payments to receive money? pic.twitter.com/10J072PNJ6
1 July 2021 : The government made my business close in March with minimal aid, and now I've been waiting months for an EIDL increase. @SBAgov is fucking trash. I wish I was Delta or a cruise line, so that someone would give me some fucking money. https://twitter.com/SBAgov/status/1409505708798795780
30 June 2021 : Sorry, but I absolutely think the bitch who caused a bunch of injuries, including two broken arms for one dude, should be charged with something or sued. Lots of “can’t believe that lady frivolously sued McDonald’s because her coffee was hot” energy on the timeline!
30 June 2021 : https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1405306551540256770
30 June 2021 : The back of the book calls him a NOTED libertarian, @QanonAnonymous @julianfeeld please respect him pic.twitter.com/xcqKIuRhl3
30 June 2021 : The back of the book calls him a NOTED libertarian, @QanonAnonymous pic.twitter.com/og2acf59XE
29 June 2021 : I mean, a dedicated Republican could definitely figure out what I was doing and literally get me killed. https://twitter.com/benjaminhaddad/status/1409572921207672835
29 June 2021 : I wish. pic.twitter.com/dKx6WHdP2k
28 June 2021 : lolz pic.twitter.com/e0wx8rY2Wg
28 June 2021 : His staff also helped write the America First Caucus. https://twitter.com/nickmartin/status/1409242303818964993
28 June 2021 : Attorney General (lawyer)
28 June 2021 : For what it’s worth, everyone I personally know who believes this is someone I would describe as a Nazi.
28 June 2021 : The mindset is that if we are all terrorists, then the feds should be more aggressively pursuing us. Even those of us he didn’t have zip ties. But they aren’t, and they could if they wanted to, so obviously the feds don’t really believe it.
26 June 2021 : If I lost custody of 75% of my children, accidentally took a gig for a far right operator and tried to cover it up, and illegally evicted multiple roommates who were rightfully suing me, I wouldn’t fuck with a lunatic like Frank.
25 June 2021 : I don't really see how I can ever go back to my normal life at this point...so I am willing to become the James O'Keefe of the left. I understand laws, I'm smart, and I'm extremely type a, so I promise a better success rate! https://twitter.com/evren__7/status/1408451577619238914
25 June 2021 : So in April I was hearing "what was that theory you were talking about again, the one in the schools?" And now we're hearing genocide. https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/1408224029270491139?s=20
25 June 2021 : I could write a novel about my opinions of the men I’ve gone out with who don’t want children (or aren’t sure), but this is no longer that kind of Twitter account haha
25 June 2021 : Yeah I hear people say that. Would be interested in finding out where they congregate while they’re still single though. Bc I’ve known since I was 8 years old and this has been a problem my entire life. I am 100% against it, and so it’s that death of possibility for fence sitters
25 June 2021 : But regardless, not being able to tell somebody my life is kind of a nonstarter for having a future together. I think it's best to simply not waste my time right now.
24 June 2021 : Tried to show my father some of my footage, and he just kept interrupting to tell me Sicknick died of natural causes. December is gonna rule lol.
24 June 2021 : Anyway, I welcome your questions. I will probably answer them in a Patreon post, but I will obviously dm you if I answer you and you don't subscribe.
20 June 2021 : Peace out, Tampa. pic.twitter.com/P1GyFDQ9Lr
20 June 2021 : I plan to write about it later. I have a flight and some medical stuff going on, but hopefully it'll be up this week. It reminded me of my childhood growing up evangelical.
19 June 2021 : Dallas Q Con got far more press, but wow Tampa was worse. This is based off of being at both and watching almost 0 general admission speeches at either.
19 June 2021 : I live in cap hill but I’m deleting this as soon as you see it
19 June 2021 : Breaking news: I love Lin Wood. pic.twitter.com/zMwg4xoM1n
19 June 2021 : Feeling safe, thank you Jesus!!!! pic.twitter.com/rOlkVZ6Xr9
19 June 2021 : @daveweigel did I miss lindell? I didn’t get here until 12 on pulse.
18 June 2021 : It’s 2 AM and I am so excited to see my favorite pillow guy today that I cannot sleep!! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1403181074520346625
17 June 2021 : Weird cut so that I can hide my face, but I do treasure my mug pic.twitter.com/tCOlECxi5Z
17 June 2021 : As someone who abruptly removed l identifying info/photos and went undercover in the far right, I think about this a lot. Hello! https://twitter.com/sablaah/status/1405336549777104896
17 June 2021 : Does anyone know why I just raised my right hand and took the oath of office under Ann Vandersteel?
17 June 2021 : Alex Jones, today: Antifa is a distraction from the fact that the FBI is responsible for January 6. Alex Jones, the last five months: pic.twitter.com/sPACbTUVa8
17 June 2021 : Watching Darren Beattie on Info Wars, and I have to say -- he truly looks like shit. Guess it must be exhausting to be such a shithead.
17 June 2021 : Taping my vaccine card to my forehead so right wing men stop hitting on me. pic.twitter.com/G7jIVldxns
17 June 2021 : Congrats to Yang, I’m literally at a QAnon event run and he still managed to shock me.
17 June 2021 : This woman keeps saying this event is set up for 10,000 people????
17 June 2021 : "Covid isn't real — it's a Great Reset fake out. Anyway, I have a hydroxychloroquine prescription.” "The vaccine isn't why coronavirus is dissappearing. This years death count is identical to last year."
17 June 2021 : Roger Stone and Mike Lindell, both speakers at this week’s Qanon focused Health and Freedom conference in Tampa, will be holding an "off campus" presser on Friday, introducing Stone's plan to save America.
16 June 2021 : Brandi walked so Megan could run. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1405271329998209026
16 June 2021 : “The kids are mostly underground in the caves, you know? So we have to bring them up above ground.” 😐
16 June 2021 : Over heard at my hotel: "Obama signed it into law that the news can report propaganda.” …
15 June 2021 : Oh no, Margie isn’t America first enough again! pic.twitter.com/ucaeHZiDt0
15 June 2021 : “Hello Mr. TSA guy, here’s all my cell phones and my Library of Congress card, let me on this plane!”
11 June 2021 : Hey editors: I’m not just good at hiding a mic on myself — I also have decades of writing experience. Plus I probably know more about this stuff than almost anyone you have on staff. My DMs are open. https://twitter.com/page88/status/1403324918356402179 pic.twitter.com/5GF7W7nViO
11 June 2021 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SegAoSpHJck Thanks for immediately making me think of this at 1 AM
11 June 2021 : I once accidentally smoked weed laced with PCP, and every time I hear Mr. Pillow talk I'm reminded of that time.
11 June 2021 : Does anyone have a good suggestion for a place to rent an iPad Mini and Apple Pencil from ? Everything I see looks like a scam.
10 June 2021 : I think it's impressive @dcdmv employees got to sit at home on their asses doing nothing for a year while getting paid, yet still started treating people like absolute shit as soon as they came back into work. Absolutely zero accommodating people impacted by Covid fallout. 👍🖕
8 June 2021 : Looking for a trustworthy comrade who can sew something for me, high quality and very quickly. Twitter please help.
7 June 2021 : First time in half a million miles that I have been tempted to deck another pax in the face.
6 June 2021 : In the ER literally crying over this. Maybe it will make my wait shorter! Thank you Mr President! https://twitter.com/bfriedmandc/status/1401406435121106947
6 June 2021 : Imagine looking Sam Harris lol
6 June 2021 : As long as you’re vaccinated Christ pic.twitter.com/KxS3fhOmuK
6 June 2021 : 10 pm in Austin. pic.twitter.com/R9DOnA8yNK
5 June 2021 : RSBN host filling time before Trump speaks isn’t sure which states gained seats, but is positive Manhattan is a ghost town. 👍🏻
5 June 2021 : Mars. pic.twitter.com/boQrW7sGmM
4 June 2021 : The GOP loves to say that people on unemployment are spending all their UI on vacations and not job searching, but in reality I'm pretty sure I'm the closest real world example of that -- and I can only do it because I got a PPP.
3 June 2021 : The June Qanon conference sent us a 90 minute instructional video telling us to remember to bring our IDs and tickets to the event. pic.twitter.com/hzLEbzIevh
3 June 2021 : One very sad Qanoner: "Wait, so you guys don't believe me about the weather machines???"
3 June 2021 : Hey Travis does that account let us know what day we will personally be dying? pic.twitter.com/neSKKMnxOV
2 June 2021 : Look, I didn't exactly pay attention to any of the speakers at the Qanon Conference, but did they really not talk about the 12th Amendment?
1 June 2021 : Losing my mind listening to audio of Christian try to pitch Sather on something. Jordan just interrupted him with "you look like him too, god" and then I laughed for 15 seconds straight, lmao poor guy
1 June 2021 : lol someone is mad pic.twitter.com/PCHvovuZAZ
31 May 2021 : Look, in the staffers defense: Gohmert is such a boring, low energy speaker that I honestly had already forgotten he was there. If Margie or Boebert had told his silly ketchup story, it would have been far better. https://twitter.com/david_lippman/status/1399434320398405634 pic.twitter.com/LisdxsmoAK
31 May 2021 : One day when I’m violently murdered, it will have nothing to do with chasing Nazis and everything to do with telling cat callers to choke and die.
31 May 2021 : One day when I’m violently murdered, it will have nothing to do with chasing Nazis and everything to do with telling cat callers to choke on my dick and die.
31 May 2021 : Bless.
31 May 2021 : Guy 1: did you see how those black guys reacted when I tried to touch them? Overreaction. Guy 2: I am leaving a 10% tip on $50. Me: 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🔪🧠
31 May 2021 : pic.twitter.com/ogSOCS75qn
28 May 2021 : Can’t wait to explain to yet another TSA agent that I have no identification card, 3 laptops, and 2 phones.
28 May 2021 : Maybe if more people slept outside in and let the sun disinfect/wake us up, we wouldn’t be so sick all the time????
27 May 2021 : Hey neighbor!
25 May 2021 : Go away, bugs!!!! pic.twitter.com/QwPqLZNyUb
25 May 2021 : Considering the maximum amount anyone is getting is only $177 more than minimum wage, this is really just telling on themselves lol. pic.twitter.com/aydP9KQ6yd
24 May 2021 : Does this guy know he doesn’t have to respond to every tiny account that makes fun of him? If I retweeted everyone who made fun of my nose, that would be 50% of my tweets. Like. If you’re gonna spiral into this, maybe turn on blue check only notifications? https://twitter.com/bendreyfuss/status/1396839374206165000
24 May 2021 : 122 comments. pic.twitter.com/V2IZM288AX
23 May 2021 : How miserable is the bus from Dallas to Austin?
22 May 2021 : The replies to this from parents who can't control themselves are pathetic. I had hoped the pandemic would stop people from telling me I'll change my mind one day, but alas! https://twitter.com/travishelwig/status/1395867836870918145
19 May 2021 : I'm only 3 decades old and I was raised evangelical for the formative one, so I wasn't able to bitch on Twitter the day Israel started sucking. Sorry, Kim!
19 May 2021 : How much would it cost to pay someone to collect and then hand deliver a box of live cicadas to another person? Asking for a friend.
18 May 2021 : Mmm I don’t miss high school! 🥴🥴 https://twitter.com/solehimselff/status/1394269118552068099
18 May 2021 : Yeah that would be great. It’s been 14 months and no one has made that happen. It’s a lot easier to hold out for wants when you arent suffering. I want to go back to work. I want to have a home with a door and a lock and my very own key
18 May 2021 : I'm sorry that kids can't get vaccinated. I'm sorry people are dealing with trauma and are afraid to leave their homes. But I stayed home for old people without adequate compensation and lost my home; I can't keep doing this! I got my shot, I did the thing. I'm done.
18 May 2021 : So many of us stayed home for other people, not for ourselves. For me, having covid was a minor inconvenience, far less trouble than mono or a bad flu; losing my home was far worse! But we didn't work for others -- and so many of us lost SO MUCH. But we just got forgotten!
18 May 2021 : Yoooooo pic.twitter.com/aMJ8TdZVkV
18 May 2021 : This is a good way to describe the size of a cicada. pic.twitter.com/T4bhQVsbNV
17 May 2021 : Hmmm ok pic.twitter.com/MCVnXayQVX
16 May 2021 : i think a better option for him is just dying
16 May 2021 : Like why not just hire a maid, you worthless piece of shit?
16 May 2021 : If a man ruined 15 pairs of $125 lululemon leggings just to do this to me, I would simply divorce him and take half his money. pic.twitter.com/jkMEa6MKum
16 May 2021 : "actually ive barely noticed the pandemic bc i never interact w humans anyway tehe. also i havent left my home in 14 months except to greet the instacart shoppers and ill wear a mask until i die bc masking for the collective 82 min ive been outside is why i havent had a cold."
15 May 2021 : Really enjoying everyone's takedowns of her, but really not enjoying seeing her dumb bullshit over and over. Bye, bitch. pic.twitter.com/y5TWI9CoiP
15 May 2021 : Googling "undercover thirst trap" is not providing the kind of results I need.
15 May 2021 : lol https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1358234786205163522?s=20
14 May 2021 : tfw your mommy has to pick up your adderall for you because you lost your license and no one accepts your piece of paper temporary license as legit. 😔
14 May 2021 : Never got our back paid FPUC from 2020 like the dems promised, now this? Remind them of this when they're begging us to vote for them in our next regularly scheduled "most important election of our lifetimes." https://twitter.com/ArthurDelaneyHP/status/1393239831749214213
14 May 2021 : if this is a bit, it's really fucking funny
13 May 2021 : https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1392935534348148737?s=20 pic.twitter.com/BKqWXnTud5
13 May 2021 : I have other family members and coworkers that won't bother. "If they say the shots keep you from getting sick but nothing changes for you, do they really believe the shots work?" To deny the effectiveness of the vaccines is to be an anti-vaxxer.
13 May 2021 : I convinced a family member to get both shots, but even fully vaccinated she's frustrated. "I was hesitant to do this, you bitched at me enough, but if these really work then why does nothing change? Don't know why I wasted my time."
13 May 2021 : Even if you were a late bloomer and bought in one year ago today, $BTC is up 475%, Chainlink 1,100%, and Monero 550%????
13 May 2021 : I don't really care about crypto as a personality trait, but I'm constantly baffled by people who cry the end is near or use the latest dip as an I told you so. The first time I bought Bitcoin it was under $100?????
13 May 2021 : I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re vaccinated and go eat inside a restaurant you do not have a 10% chance of getting COVID. That is not what 90% effectiveness means. Please go get your shot so you can go back to your normal life.
13 May 2021 : Vaccines work. pic.twitter.com/pkjaRcWKVF
13 May 2021 : pic.twitter.com/awa8LZ5QTt
12 May 2021 : Imagine supporting the state sanctioned murder of children because you believe that one day the your god's biggest enemy will kill off most the murderers, and the few survivors will be forced to accept your god as the real god and get to live in heaven forever and ever.
12 May 2021 : Resistance twitter rules. pic.twitter.com/bGUnB1sYF1
12 May 2021 : Where you getting that bargain???
11 May 2021 : DJ Khaled voice, another one, etc, I'm deleting all apps it's pointless. pic.twitter.com/OX5ZQlEV2f
11 May 2021 : WHY DID YOU FOLLOW THE PUBLIC HEALTH GUIDELINES AND WEAR A MASK AS REQUIRED BY YOUR MAYOR AND THE PRIVATE BUSINESS YOU WERE IN?????????? WHY DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE AFTER YOU WERE DONE WORKING OUT AND CLEANING UP INSTEAD OF GRINDING YOUR WOD TO A HALT FOR MY PLEASURE????
11 May 2021 : Lord give me the strength to not say "presumably you are familiar with the coronavirus ravaging planet earth, creating unprecedented situations for all of us. Your flexibility during this global pandemic is appreciated" in this fucking email.
10 May 2021 : How much of Bowser's decision to open up DC restaurants to 100% starting May 21 was driven by cicadas?
10 May 2021 : The Bowser administration has ignored me as a constituent whose job was banned AND as a small business owner whose business was banned, but I still didn't expect Johnny Business to come right out and tell me and my emails to go fuck ourselves! https://twitter.com/falcicchio/status/1391766274619977731
10 May 2021 : I’m sure what you were insinuating is true for some people, but also the commute to the place legit blows for lots of us.
8 May 2021 : The one good thing about the cicadas is that now we all have cameras, and people like this have to eat crow in a couple weeks. pic.twitter.com/mHa4JLnSPl
7 May 2021 : Shitty governor, shithole country. https://twitter.com/henrymcmaster/status/1390395429850865676
6 May 2021 : Eagerly awaiting the 45+ version of this. pic.twitter.com/ejPE6kgqFD
5 May 2021 : I was supposed to be home at 830 🙃🙃 pic.twitter.com/5DHHbkmR6M
5 May 2021 : Wut. pic.twitter.com/kBJrTFBTFw
5 May 2021 : Sad, I don’t want kids so I guess I’ll never have a shared sense of purpose. Oh well! https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1389735862276169733 pic.twitter.com/q6FLu5YCOk
5 May 2021 : Honest, genuine question: why do people keep attributing constant mask usage to lowering the flu rate, and ignoring the fact that we have been isolated for a year?
4 May 2021 : Choose your own adventure, lawsuit edition. pic.twitter.com/f9u4Z1C4YJ
4 May 2021 : This is the best Trump can do on his little blog? Mr. Pillow had a whole Frank-a-Thon, and Trump gives us one sentence, with only a couple words in caps? Low energy, very sad. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1389685731086512134
4 May 2021 : After spending a VERY WARM hour on the tarmac, I am close to leading my fellow pax in an uprising, demanding vaccinated only maskless flights with full food service.
4 May 2021 : Israel did this and plenty of people I know in DC paid to drinn after getting vaccinated.
4 May 2021 : lmao imagine being 14 and logging in for some bullshit, unplanned, filler garbage “class” instead of just going and getting high. Anyway, good thing snow famously never knocks out power or service. https://twitter.com/anacabrera/status/1389614789966667777
4 May 2021 : Something fun about Marjorie Taylor Greene is that she happily calls herself a carpetbagger to donors, so I'm not really sure it's the "gotcha" people seem to think it is!
4 May 2021 : Aaaaaah!!! pic.twitter.com/r7scTzVmyR
4 May 2021 : Lol okay Heidi guess I’ll start banging down the door of Applebee’s to get a shitty, underpaid job to replace my normal job of owning a trade show business, and I’ll tell everyone who used to make $350 a day working for me to do the same.
4 May 2021 : DM me if you’re in need. https://twitter.com/cushbomb/status/1389407854386237440 pic.twitter.com/9dKptnLgfh
4 May 2021 : Glad to see so many vegetarians think there are finally enough acceptable vegetarian options on menus in the USA.
3 May 2021 : It’s funny because the only reason you can’t do what I’m doing is bc you’re effective and recognizable. Meanwhile I’m just ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://twitter.com/zeshasaleem/status/1388806035096342529
1 May 2021 : Nothing but loyalty and respect for my country lol https://twitter.com/adamjohnsonnyc/status/1388535539314438156 pic.twitter.com/vhobZp688b
1 May 2021 : It is absolutely batshit insane for DC to allow 250 people at an indoor wedding but ban dancing AND STANDING at the reception. Bowser is fucking useless!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://twitter.com/barredindc/status/1388319890319286273
30 April 2021 : And again!!! pic.twitter.com/2aJDfliaWe
30 April 2021 : Sticks and stones may break my bones but Bowser will starve me and MPD will murder me and Mr. Business will throw three dollars on my corpse, on top of all my past due commercial rent bills. https://twitter.com/murielbowser/status/1388142746679058435
30 April 2021 : Wait this is a real screenshot?
30 April 2021 : America First Tour, coming to a federal prison near you!
29 April 2021 : It was only a little, it’s fine. pic.twitter.com/BAsK4ISztO
29 April 2021 : I can have a little altitude sickness, as a treat. Right? 🥺🏔 pic.twitter.com/RPBHoXhWTp
29 April 2021 : Really? Then where the fuck is my retroactive FPUC for Q4 2020? pic.twitter.com/lY2CnBOHjr
29 April 2021 : What are the odds he shows up to Boeberts fundraiser this weekend.
29 April 2021 : Good morning to everyone but this guy. pic.twitter.com/fa8BViV8eB
29 April 2021 : Airlines should let you take two bags to Colorado just like they do for international travel. How can it be snowing one day and 80 the next?
29 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/PRzE6aV8mT
29 April 2021 : This is psycho Blue Anon shit. 2020 was a presidential year. OF COURSE the votes doubled. And maybe you remember, but we had a coronavirus, so people got to vote by mail. Registered 2014: 3,158,989 Turnout 2014: 45.9% Registered 2020: 3,565,706 Turnout 2020: 60.3% https://twitter.com/GrassrootsSpeak/status/1387493542935867395
28 April 2021 : And now the canceling begins! https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1387497809256005632
28 April 2021 : https://twitter.com/alibreland/status/1387484235259383812 pic.twitter.com/KBHMePckPT
28 April 2021 : This man is why my father won't get vaccinated. He's a piece of shit. https://twitter.com/RightWingWatch/status/1387450552003538950
28 April 2021 : Y'all thought I was playing, but I just ordered this. pic.twitter.com/Iy46TRVCut
28 April 2021 : Wait can you also make it illegal to take my liquids???? https://twitter.com/wendyrogersaz/status/1387228882760241154
28 April 2021 : Have you ever fed a giraffe before and if so, did they let you pet it???? pic.twitter.com/wcSRYSDART
28 April 2021 : It was so much easier to get followers when I had a profile photo.
27 April 2021 : Laura Loomer looks like someone behind the camera has a gun trained on her. She's gonna hold up today's newspaper and tell us she feels great and safe. Also she sounds like she just got braces. pic.twitter.com/RuNnEJUOJ9
27 April 2021 : Seriously just relax and go do drugs and act like it’s the summer of your junior year of high school again. Also I’d like to clarify I wasn’t hanging out with magas. They were adult film actresses in town for a shoot, unrelated to the event. Far better people than the magas. https://twitter.com/bernstein/status/1386724132021313544
27 April 2021 : I left a m*ga event and two random women asked me to do ecstasy with them and I did. Then me and the one girl sent a long bitchy voice message to my Not Boyfriend while the other girl loudly had sex in the next room in the background and Im saying I think Bibo is right. https://twitter.com/biboofficial/status/1386844563705237511
27 April 2021 : I’m literate and read the article. Thank you.
26 April 2021 : Turkey is a terror state and this is cool. Both things can be true! https://twitter.com/kirosauld/status/1386454908514316292
26 April 2021 : Never?!
26 April 2021 : https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1386755643823083522 pic.twitter.com/UxiVbYJw7h
26 April 2021 : In unrelated news, does anyone know what Catherine Pugh is up to lately? https://twitter.com/EoinHiggins_/status/1386755643823083522
26 April 2021 : Ive been told by multiple outlets it's unethical to endorse in advance what Im doing, and while I know this isnt what they mean, I kind of agree -- bc of exactly this. I think even if people dont realize it, once they have that moment again, they will. I did, and it was at CPAC.
26 April 2021 : Obsessed with the fact the city can’t give me adequate unemployment so I can get an apartment, but my business can get a grant for a brand new MacBook Pro.
26 April 2021 : It is almost May and I still haven’t gone through my audio from J6. https://twitter.com/mxtaliajane/status/1379255643761209345
26 April 2021 : Having a very normal dinner of a blood and sand w Lucky Charms at the normal hour of midnight, figuring out the most normal way to send a Google forms poll for my birthday party date to people who have mostly known me during the pandemic and havent seen the type a lunatic within.
26 April 2021 : how many people do you think are going to show up for this pic.twitter.com/Vy9GI2116A
26 April 2021 : I am a digital hoarder, and I need help. pic.twitter.com/FAopQwPRbA
25 April 2021 : If you had a grant to buy a laptop and you: - Poorly edit audio - Lightly (in skill) edit video - Always have 2 regular Chromes and 1 incognito Chrome open w a minimum of 15 tabs each Would you buy a MacBook Pro 16 inch for the 64GB of RAM, or stick w a 13? It's spend or lose.
25 April 2021 : I would like to say, this is the same woman. https://twitter.com/the_cancel_mob/status/1383469909640843275?s=20
25 April 2021 : Last weekend, a Qanon believing conspiracy theorist told me the paper masks have fiberglass in them. This is so incredibly false, I was at a loss for words. If it was true, you would know -- I say this as someone who has done disaster recovery and breathed in fiberglass before! pic.twitter.com/ttoeqIN0cc
25 April 2021 : Last weekend, a Qanon believing conspiracy theorist told me the paper masks have fiberglass in them. This is so incredibly false, I was at a loss for words. If it was true, you would know -- I say this as someone who has done disaster recovery and breathed in fiberglass before! pic.twitter.com/z6NM6veDZS
25 April 2021 : Last weekend, a conspiracy theorist told me the paper masks have fiberglass in them. This is so incredibly false, and if it wasn't, you would know -- I say this as someone who has done disaster recovery and breathed in fiberglass before!!!!! pic.twitter.com/6uCogtVtQm
24 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/ZIcbJpUcRH
24 April 2021 : Every single comment on this article is fucking ridiculous. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2021/04/24/awkward-social-pandemic-return/
24 April 2021 : My mom and her boyfriend are having a conversation about Kim Klacik's bullshit claim the vaccine causes infertility and how the news said saving a photo of your vax card on your phone means losing your HIPAA rights. In case anyone was wondering why I do what I do.
24 April 2021 : https://www.patreon.com/posts/america-first-50407940
21 April 2021 : Holy shit dude. pic.twitter.com/uYhlOfw5Pf
20 April 2021 : Oh my fucking god. https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/1384619869119918083
20 April 2021 : how tf is he gonna make it back in time for this??? or his court date, for that matter??????? pic.twitter.com/bWEZIfPzXU
20 April 2021 : If you fly once or twice a year for vacation, your opinion on 35X is probably dumb and definitely doesn’t matter. From one semi weekly business traveler to Gate 35X: fuck off forever, bad gate!!! ✌🏻🖕🏻 https://twitter.com/reagan_airport/status/1384310472506331136
20 April 2021 : In fact, all of my weekends are a ton of fun. https://www.patreon.com/kagette pic.twitter.com/xQlI3HPjMj
19 April 2021 : I had an adventure over the weekend, go check it out here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-weekend-50222285 pic.twitter.com/QEHtT6OvZa
19 April 2021 : Bullying works. pic.twitter.com/yzLfaY9OO6
19 April 2021 : Very brief but worthwhile clip from my MAGA weekend: https://bit.ly/3gmE3tV
19 April 2021 : A very brief but worthwhile clip from my MAGA weekend: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-weekend-50222285
19 April 2021 : Oh just kidding, individual tickets are available. I need $2,500 and 0 men!!!!
19 April 2021 : I need thousands of dollars and a date, and I'm not sure which is more unrealistic to ask for. pic.twitter.com/KfAmqI3ZXv
16 April 2021 : Every month the stories I hear from people who were also at the Capitol on J6 become more outlandish. They’re creating some wild fantasy in their heads and rewriting their actual experience! I'm hearing them change their own memories, almost in real time: https://www.patreon.com/posts/sex-trafficked-50002612 pic.twitter.com/tn8CI2eNxC
16 April 2021 : Real security is flying out of the same airport 3 times in 3 weeks and having 3 different TSA agents yell 3 different, conflicting instructions at you, while their website says a 4th. God bless America!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
15 April 2021 : Did antifa sex slaves conspire together and attempt a coup to make Trump supporters look bad?????? No, but that hasn't kept people from deciding it's true! https://www.patreon.com/posts/sex-trafficked-50002612
15 April 2021 : Really wild to hear about all these business owners who can't find staff, when I have more applicants than I have work for.
15 April 2021 : People are THRILLED to come back to work for me now that our industry is open. Maybe stop paying your people shit and try being nice to them. pic.twitter.com/7Lz1sXJVYH
15 April 2021 : I used to firmly believe that vaccinated politicians should wear masks around each other on TV for optics, but given the doomsday attitude many seem to have about vaccines, I think that time has past. Surely the White House photographer is vaccinated. Take the fucking masks off.
15 April 2021 : This guy went to the Mike Lindell School of Film, where you have to do every video in one shot or your camera turns to lava. Also obsessed with the idea of abusively searching your kids room to terrorize your child for no reason, but calling a crack pipe a discussion piece! https://twitter.com/soulkhan/status/1382152760183898113
14 April 2021 : Someone tag me if there is ever a class action lawsuit against Apple for Big Sur. The Macbook I bought in December 2019 dies faster than the Air I bought in 2013 ever since I updated the os.
6 April 2021 : Living the dream, baby. My per hour pay is through the roof. pic.twitter.com/GKybhxStfP
5 April 2021 : I think it's pretty ridiculous that my business isn't eligible for a full EIDL grant because it's registered to a shithole basement apartment in an okay neighborhood that I lost due to not being given adequate grant money for my business.
5 April 2021 : I think it's pretty ridiculous that my business isn't eligible for a full EIDL grant because it's registered to a shithole basement apartment that I lost due to not being given adequate grant money for my business. https://twitter.com/SBAgov/status/1362902077383577606
5 April 2021 : If you were financially involved with this, give me your money. https://www.patreon.com/posts/49559151
5 April 2021 : going to bed every night and weeping into my pillow, where i keep the list of personal crimes against me i feel the lincoln project and midas touch have done.
5 April 2021 : Lol get parodied. https://twitter.com/does_dc/status/1378361759619223559 pic.twitter.com/6bhsS4BXIZ
5 April 2021 : Most important game would have already happened anyway pic.twitter.com/rtrkBiFtfE
4 April 2021 : Alex Jones hates Q. Whoever did this sucks.
4 April 2021 : I was patient with people who had fears about the very low risk of reinfection, but I am done being patient and i am thrilled to see takes like this are becoming more common AND well received! https://twitter.com/garbageape/status/1378798717860507650
3 April 2021 : Damn dc can’t keep up pic.twitter.com/6lAyFKz0P5
2 April 2021 : tfw you are a bigot and accidentally use someone's preferred pronouns. https://www.patreon.com/posts/living-babylon-49559151?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare
2 April 2021 : "Where are all the Biden voters at?" https://www.patreon.com/posts/living-babylon-49559151?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copy_to_clipboard&utm_campaign=postshare
2 April 2021 : I just walked in the door at G & 15 and there wasn't any unusual activities in terms of sirens or panic. Wtf??
2 April 2021 : I’ve stayed 14 nights in 6 hotels in 3 states in 2021, and the only time it’s been “safe enough” for housekeeping was the 3 days around inauguration at a hotel across from the White House lol
2 April 2021 : Yeah those kids definitely saw that tweet, babe. https://twitter.com/ericdiesel1972/status/1377664831466049536
2 April 2021 : I’ve been a loyal CrossFit enthusiast for 8 years now, and I’ve done a bunch of workouts whose themes go against my moral compass. I think it’s only fair we now make a WOD called Marge. https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1377614474862006279
2 April 2021 : I’m a grey wolf babe it’s called a joke. Please show me on the doll where your sense of humor fled your sorry body. 😘 pic.twitter.com/Nj1a061Dk7
1 April 2021 : Marjorie Taylor Greene is on War Room, giving herself an out to backing Gaetz by saying she supports him "unless the young lady comes out" because the media is untrustworthy.
1 April 2021 : I prefer my men to be divorced and 10-15 years older than me, but come on. There’s a reason teenagers can’t rent cars. Ages gaps that dip below frontal lobe development, especially when the older party is powerful, are not good!!! https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1377403503501471747
31 March 2021 : Uncut Gems is the last movie I saw in theaters. Petition to make Amen the song of summer 2021. https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/1210437866414886912
31 March 2021 : I don't know you, but any chance you can please DM me as well? I also didn't get an email, wtf. I did not get vaccinated to miss another O's game!!!!
31 March 2021 : I was googling to see what the metrics are for me to be able to shower at the gym in my office again and lmaooooo pic.twitter.com/eGdenAEPtI
31 March 2021 : I think we can safely say that Gaetz's interview energy will be following this trajectory. pic.twitter.com/UXrIYxcQ4q
31 March 2021 : My job does not have PTO. As an ADULT, I have had wealthy boyfriends reimburse me for time off work so I could go on vacation -- and pay for flights, hotel, necessary clothing, whatever. Before the interview, I thought it was this with a minor, which is BAD. Now I think WORSE!
30 March 2021 : Surprised Pikachu. pic.twitter.com/3my50PvXYP
30 March 2021 : “My friend lied about her BMI and now I’ll never look at her the same, because she’s the problem.” https://twitter.com/awaltzcp/status/1376629044989599755
30 March 2021 : Hmmm something doesn't add up here. Which is it???? pic.twitter.com/t4Rk6aj0C7
30 March 2021 : The Jacob Wohl of Amazon scabs. pic.twitter.com/JXT2iCgtME
29 March 2021 : "Wow you're on unemployment? Have u considered getting a job?" is just one of the most brain dead takes to have in 2021!!!
29 March 2021 : Transmission is extremely unlikely. pic.twitter.com/SxA6Sk9YmB
29 March 2021 : Just watched Twitter flip the "Politics Trending" headline from Mike Lindell to HIPAA, so I see today is going great here!
29 March 2021 : THE BOAT IS FREE pic.twitter.com/HJw7yRDL2i
29 March 2021 : Absolutely enthralled by this weeks qanon documentary episodes, and baffled by people who don't like it.
29 March 2021 : Losing my mind over this documentary teaching a bunch of regular people what ⭐️⭐️⭐️ means.
28 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/vosKJUWpC8
28 March 2021 : Look if they can fix bread prices they can probably game the whole economy. It's worth a shot!
28 March 2021 : info @ mckinsey dot com?
28 March 2021 : it's a feature that lets people know youre looking for a job but isn't visible to anyone that works where you work.
27 March 2021 : If you break Chets clothing rules and live in DC, please DM me. https://twitter.com/upchets/status/1375893386708783106
27 March 2021 : Me: So you just been normal, hanging out? Friend I haven’t seen in 8 weeks: Normal?!?!? Me: ... Friend: ... Me: Honestly, how many Nazi parties have YOU been to since January? Friend: Well. Less than you!
26 March 2021 : Aid has been so dismal that I know a bunch of people who are going to be flying around the country, working in crowds, and going to the next location, without quarantining and before they’re eligible for the vaccine. Cool!
24 March 2021 : FEMA provides extra vaccines in this program. Why would we not want this? Recall Mayor Bowser. https://twitter.com/amanduhgomez/status/1374779927300542470
24 March 2021 : Has any person in the United States received even one week of Mixed Earner Unemployment Compensation? Does MEUC really exist? It's bad enough it's only $100 when there is a $1,300 difference between my weekly salary and UI benefit, but it's been 12 weeks. Give us the money.
23 March 2021 : Modafinil is the drug from the movie Limitless bc it makes you an early rising super hero.
23 March 2021 : Go to your job where people take off masks and you touch their faces, go have a 5 course meal indoors, but god forbid people do an outdoor activity that isn’t a protest or capitalism. No wonder some people are convinced this virus is a hoax. This attitude has killed people. https://twitter.com/marissa_jae/status/1374346226578165760
23 March 2021 : Wear a mask to run 5 miles solo, have a giant protest, sit inside to dine maskless, go to your in person job and dont complain, but were closing outdoor activities — better crowd together, visit them fast! No wonder some people think this shit is a hoax. https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/cherry-blossoms-tidal-basin/2021/03/23/6fbd0364-8b5c-11eb-9423-04079921c915_story.html pic.twitter.com/1D7flPkqFX
23 March 2021 : Trains every 15-20 minutes, entire lines closed, buses every 45 minutes. Can’t wait to buy a car!
21 March 2021 : Apparently there’s a town called White Post because George Washington once stuck this big stick into the middle of the road. pic.twitter.com/WDHaGAg1CC
21 March 2021 : Tried to go to this Museum of Veiled History and absolutely devastated to announce its owner passed away and it’s closed. pic.twitter.com/14x50LUWMm
19 March 2021 : Hey @CMBrookePinto , I lost my home 209 days ago because of inaction and lack of aid from the city. What is your moral justification for doing this instead of creating legislation that gives money to residents who have been financially impacted by COVID? https://twitter.com/alexbaca/status/1372704214724526080
19 March 2021 : 🤨 pic.twitter.com/SXpld0xzuu
18 March 2021 : My business has been forced closed by the government for 365 days, and I have received 0.003% of my lost revenue in grants and 1.6% of my lost revenue in loans. I lost my home 208 days ago. I have received $0 in aid (SBA or DC) since July 2020. Thanks, @MayorBowser !
18 March 2021 : It was neat tho pic.twitter.com/cGje65HU9v
17 March 2021 : Everyone: Oh, after the second Moderna shot I slept all day. I was soooo tired! Me, after the second Moderna shot: So I finally got a solid 5 hours of sleep last night!! Asleep by 2 am, can you believe it???
17 March 2021 : I think about this a lot when we see men play down rapey behavior — its easy to be mad at Brock Turner, a lot harder to get mad at your friends who give uncomfortable, uninterested women too many drinks. It’s a coping mechanism to keep your politics and personal life separate. https://twitter.com/nhbaptiste/status/1372210114028011523
17 March 2021 : Right. I agree. But I think you’re misunderstanding sarcasm at several points within this thread, and sharing fake info like that screenshot you posted isn’t helpful to anyone.
17 March 2021 : RECOMMENDED JUST FOR ME, HUH???? pic.twitter.com/WBq9E2H1QP
16 March 2021 : Hold on I just looked up his age and lmao I was way off. I thought he was in his 40s. Video creators are the best to ban if EVERYONE does it, I think, because self hosting is soooo expensive. I wonder what his donations look like.
16 March 2021 : Is this just baiting someone to take out a full page New York Times ad of this photo. https://twitter.com/j__velasquez/status/1371941588369346560 pic.twitter.com/V9GxE0y1kY
16 March 2021 : This is what we’re doing tonight in this house. What a legend Yaphet Kotto was. https://twitter.com/evnarc/status/1371680511765123072 pic.twitter.com/RXHkl2U7Nf
16 March 2021 : Lol I guess one liberal can attend AFPAC 3 and present a singe counterpoint, and they’ll leave Fuentes up from now on.
16 March 2021 : Sending everyone who hasn’t paid adequate e-attention to me the last year a copy of my vaccine card and antibody test. Oh, you thought you could get rid of me? Looool knock knock, bitch, guess who is about to be back in your life!
16 March 2021 : Sending everyone who hasn’t paid adequate e-attention to me the last year a copy of my vaccine card and antibody test. Oh, you thought you could get rid of me? Looool
16 March 2021 : And isn’t ironic, don’t you think? It’s like raaaaain on your wedding day It’s a free riiiiiiide when you’ve already paid ITS THE GOOD ADVIIIICE THAT YOU JUST DIDNT TAKE! pic.twitter.com/MtRQDZS0Og
16 March 2021 : So we all immediately lost our vaccine cards, right?
16 March 2021 : I desperately need...$2,000?! Lmao pic.twitter.com/2xDawagNlx
16 March 2021 : I never see this guy out, but if I do I’m absolutely following him and telling him to go fuck himself until he shuffles back to 217 C and hides inside. https://twitter.com/thehillishome/status/1371510252726800387
15 March 2021 : Also I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t qualify even though I bartend and maskless people try alcohol 7 inches from my face. Because I don’t sell food. lol.
15 March 2021 : Oh so people are storing their credit card information on these sites AND not moving their art to a private wallet. As a Mt Gox survivor, crypto is a little too mainstream now for people to STILL be storing on the exchange. Bitcoin, ethereum, Pokémon cards — move it off! pic.twitter.com/0WJc7L6CNt
15 March 2021 : The only crypto bidding I'm familiar w is Bitify, which isnt this. I messed around with CryptoKitties for like 12 seconds years ago. Is there a reason for storing the actual art and not a copy on Nifty? Sounds a lot like storing crypto in an exchange? Why do you pay with USD??? https://twitter.com/michaelmiraflor/status/1371199359996456960
15 March 2021 : I would be very embarrassed if people started spontaneously screaming "USA! USA! USA!" whenever I showed up to places.
15 March 2021 : Kylie Jane Kremer and Women for America First set up the stage by the Supreme Court on 12/12. Alex Jones tried to rush that stage while Millie Weaver was talking, then rallied up a crowd and used his bullhorn to yell over Dustin Stockton. So, duh. This is Very On Brand for Alex. https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1370946799565955073 pic.twitter.com/MnIzTO0SHC
13 March 2021 : Even federal guidelines say you don’t need to even you have your own office you’re alone in. There are maybe 15 people in the building across 3 floors. Love to hear how you know better than the rules based on cdc guidance, though!
13 March 2021 : Lol dc is awful and hasn’t even paid us our pathetic meuc yet, but at this point conventions are starting in Florida so I plan to just go back to taking deposits and flying weekly for work
13 March 2021 : New name, new pfp, same old me. Please don’t unfollow, there are so few of you to listen to my bitching as it is. pic.twitter.com/zsRCIjmzUa
13 March 2021 : This is a huge endorsement and the sicko part is dead on, thank you 🙏🏻 https://twitter.com/mxtaliajane/status/1370601681507999744
13 March 2021 : If masks really caused unmoving facial muscles, I would enjoy wearing them much more as they are significantly cheaper than Botox. https://twitter.com/naomirwolf/status/1370521412381851649
13 March 2021 : Got my stimmy, gave part of it back ASAP. America rules. pic.twitter.com/AC5Cvy3zxh
13 March 2021 : I lost my home bc of lack of aid, but sure my sympathy is with you.
13 March 2021 : I lost my home, largely because they never gave us enhanced unemployment for Q4 2020, despite promising us they would. Thanks, Democrats! Thanks, Joe Biden! https://twitter.com/pamkeithfl/status/1370542191957966849
13 March 2021 : Burner app is $4.99 a month!! That’s it! Everyone buy it.
13 March 2021 : its almost like....
27 January 2021 : OKCupid: We see you are interested in men 32-42 under 5'10" who live within 5 miles of Capitol Hill, so here are a bunch of 22 year old giants in Gainesville. Enjoy!
6 January 2021 : I was in Baltimore for the uprising and I was here for the inauguration and this is the most surreal day of my life. pic.twitter.com/7pXNmEHgMr