22 May 2022 : took until 4:45pm (the day after) for any injuries to occur #partyon
22 May 2022 : John Underwood is playing Truck Bed Boys songs in my living room at 4:45 in the morning
22 May 2022 : is that a bag of fries or are you just happy to see me?
20 May 2022 : already unprepared for halloween
20 May 2022 : ginger ale
19 May 2022 : don’t know why I’m still surprised when people my age don’t know things like who Creedence Clearwater Revival is
19 May 2022 : s/o to the pretty person in 5 inch heels walking their tiny dog in downtown seattle
19 May 2022 : *screaming*
17 May 2022 : for the record I am ashamed of this
17 May 2022 : crying to cage the elephant brb
15 May 2022 : *eats mango ice cream for breakfast*
15 May 2022 : #partyon pic.twitter.com/W8lNGUWQdy
15 May 2022 : I just watched like 7 tiktok dances happen at once in real life (I’m at a 16 year olds birthday party)
14 May 2022 : this 16 year old who I thought hated me asked for me to come help set up her birthday party and I feel oddly validated
14 May 2022 : I MISS MY NIPPLE RINGS
14 May 2022 : I got it🔥
14 May 2022 : QUICK do I buy this outfit? pic.twitter.com/mHC7ZyXxt7
14 May 2022 : I’ll go with you if you’d like sometime! not sure what would help with that for you, but here if needed🖤
13 May 2022 : dude hella down!
13 May 2022 : 8/13! pic.twitter.com/KrZEMtdqxj
13 May 2022 : need a ticket to simple plan in seattle please
12 May 2022 : gymnastics classes🔥
11 May 2022 : YAASSS WERK 🔥
11 May 2022 : just bought a kindle for a 9 year old I hate myself for that for a few reasons but will do anything to keep the kiddos reading!
11 May 2022 : I am vague to you, a fly on the wall.
11 May 2022 : might bail on everything and solo camp this weekend :)
10 May 2022 : “oh shit I forgot” is apparently my catch phrase at work
10 May 2022 : this sunshine has me feeling BOLD
8 May 2022 : s/o blackout curtains
7 May 2022 : the fact that I have to die without seeing Okilly Dokilly live is not cool
6 May 2022 : I used to rent it from hollywood video hahaha might still have a vhs
6 May 2022 : OH MY GOD
4 May 2022 : @smokeyflarez @althepal_ lmao what is happening pic.twitter.com/VcvNywnYgH
4 May 2022 : If anyone who can see this out of state ever needs to travel for an abortion please know I am willing to assist in ANY manner. I believe I live in a state where I may retain my bodily privileges, so I should be close to resources. I am a safe place for anyone in need.
3 May 2022 : s/o to my job for letting me lay in bed all last week to be depressed I feel better
3 May 2022 : MY COMMUTE WAS OVER AN HOUR AND I FORGOT MY LAPTOP AT HOME FUCKING DIE ME
2 May 2022 : #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/OxUMfr14C3
2 May 2022 : why did I spend $40 on a white long sleeve that I will most definitely ruin in 15 seconds ? dumb …turnstile tho
2 May 2022 : I GET TO DO SUCH COOL THINGS
2 May 2022 : do you think the hxc house show will have virgin pina coladas
30 April 2022 : lol think I broke my foot at the pennywise show
29 April 2022 : self care :)
29 April 2022 : stayed home from work to order myself some chocolate chip pancakes from the fancy breakfast spot am content
27 April 2022 : casually remembering the liabilities I created for the daycare takers from my childhood
27 April 2022 : was it my dad?
26 April 2022 : regretting not telling the pretty person at the mall that they are extremely pretty
26 April 2022 : I will book an all ages show for my birthday if @masonramsey will come
26 April 2022 : never too much dr.teals in the tub
26 April 2022 : would like a frosty please
25 April 2022 : Number 3 for me and number 5 for @jaayddd
24 April 2022 : HOW DO I GET GLOOP NAILS HOW DO I GET GLOOP NAILS
24 April 2022 : if anyone goes to the fair today can you drop off a scone for my sick ass
23 April 2022 : dylan always facetiming me when I’m baking is chaotic
22 April 2022 : kim you have a cockroach on your ass
22 April 2022 : can we bully twitter into changing the tl layout back?
20 April 2022 : happy 420 I forgot to charge my weed pen
20 April 2022 : my cat is licking the beer out of my hair
19 April 2022 : Pennywise in Tacoma tonight??
18 April 2022 : just thought about Haley’s wedding playlist and it’s about to be wild hahaha
17 April 2022 : genuinely sorry for my roommates that have to listen to the same album over and over because I can’t help it
17 April 2022 : I only celebrate Easter on Twitter
17 April 2022 : me trying to live tweet this country show to the gc with no response https://twitter.com/omarservin1071/status/1515446327395569666
17 April 2022 : bet
17 April 2022 : I want to physically fight everyone here
17 April 2022 : broke a nail opening beer cans this is not okay
17 April 2022 : cowboys are taking pictures with the generation decline skeleton
17 April 2022 : second night bartending and found myself at a John Denver tribute show?
16 April 2022 : hey dug 🖤
16 April 2022 : pic.twitter.com/RlnQiVMNvJ
16 April 2022 : apparently I work at the pig now lol
16 April 2022 : who can drop off a weed cartridge for me at the pig?
16 April 2022 : ✨got the hookup on that narcan✨
14 April 2022 : I know a great teacher close to Tacoma!
11 April 2022 : lol car just needed oil
10 April 2022 : I have the energy to respond to messages today, sorry I didn’t text you back 8 days ago :)
10 April 2022 : Happy Birthday Jeffrey
9 April 2022 : pic.twitter.com/E5eCxMUHU9
9 April 2022 : I keep it there as a constant reminder for myself too🖤
9 April 2022 : NOICE
9 April 2022 : Ooh I just finished Osark and started Marcella lol
9 April 2022 : SCRIBBLES LET ME HOLD HIM
9 April 2022 : yes
9 April 2022 : thank you to whoever’s god hooked it up. made it home too 😤
8 April 2022 : literally me leaving work today https://twitter.com/crackconnoisser/status/1512554191780298761
8 April 2022 : bought to eat hella noodles then take a bubble bath
8 April 2022 : bought Elton John tickets for me and my mom :)
8 April 2022 : someone religious pls say a prayer for my car to get me to work tomorrow
7 April 2022 : accidentally fell in love with Ryan again
6 April 2022 : casually acquiring an unpetable petting zoo
6 April 2022 : I unfortunately wish for the opposite in my warehouse
6 April 2022 : been in fed for 45 minutes smoked two backwoods
5 April 2022 : pic.twitter.com/X97G3q0PnW
5 April 2022 : this hoe gets very cold
5 April 2022 : being a snake/hamster person is the aesthetic I never knew I already was
1 April 2022 : I SAW SASHA ON THE FREEWAY YESTERDAY hahaha
1 April 2022 : would like an og furby for my birthday pls
1 April 2022 : on my lunch break debating just leaving
1 April 2022 : fuck now I want cinnabon
1 April 2022 : how do people work full time and keep up with shows and books and chores and eating and pets and activities im tired
28 March 2022 : s/o to all the warm weather clothes I bought on sale in the winter now not fitting me :)
28 March 2022 : just saw my snake yawn IT WAS SO CUTE
27 March 2022 : got another hamster
27 March 2022 : wouldn’t trade the puke on the side of my car for anything because my friends aren’t drunk driving :)
27 March 2022 : “what’s your favorite dinosaur?” Scott: “trascavas”
26 March 2022 : also check out Open Veins they’re sick
26 March 2022 : cut this gifted xl shirt to fit me in 5 minutes pic.twitter.com/70Nvz4eqwF
26 March 2022 : picking out a cute outfit to clean my room in
25 March 2022 : happy to support Gretchen✨
25 March 2022 : I FORGOT I BOUGHT MUTHA FUCKIN TOASTER STRUDELS HELL YEAH
24 March 2022 : how did I take someone to disneyland with me while working at vg? like how the actual fuck did I afford that??
24 March 2022 : it’s a cross cross applesauce at the work desk kind of day
22 March 2022 : one of those days where I’m really grateful I no longer do drugs
22 March 2022 : all I want is a love & lemons lingerie set
22 March 2022 : help! I’ve started listening to tides of man again and can’t get up
19 March 2022 : my roommate gave me the most beautiful succulent arrangement as if I haven’t killed every plant I have ever owned I love it
18 March 2022 : I am NOT taking work home this weekend I am NOT doing anything this weekend I will lay in bed ALL weekend
17 March 2022 : someone ate my ice cream :(
15 March 2022 : was the cute fast food worker flirting with me when they said they gave me some good good sauce because that’s they’re favorite because I really hope so
15 March 2022 : I’ve stopped caring about anything and it’s becoming a problem
15 March 2022 : went to sleep at 7 to wake up at 2 to work on a project that’s due today and instead slept for 11 hours
14 March 2022 : someone bought the battle axe
14 March 2022 : drank too much coffee am shaking
12 March 2022 : just took some fire nudes (group chat confirmed)
12 March 2022 : THE BUMBLEBEES ARE OUT I FEEL ALIVE
12 March 2022 : sitting in my car outside a venue because I have ✨anxiety✨
12 March 2022 : Lily✨ pic.twitter.com/zmKRxxnbzA
11 March 2022 : seen so many sobriety milestones reached today and it’s given me huge smiles! y’all really keep me motivated to make it to my next one, so thank you. you are doing great 🖤
11 March 2022 : I have a good nail place in tacoma if you want the name!
11 March 2022 : proud of ya! 🖤✨
11 March 2022 : all the time https://twitter.com/kitranada/status/1501730309796208642
10 March 2022 : *joins every snake group on fb*
10 March 2022 : “I’m going to be in meetings all day” are words that actually just came out of my mouth and I feel like a real ✨business bitch✨
10 March 2022 : made my own italian seasoning who is she
10 March 2022 : Lily✨ pic.twitter.com/pnd4iARPua
10 March 2022 : I got a snake
10 March 2022 : bad times to have a 45 minute commute
9 March 2022 : no lol someone threw away papers someone needed and I’m the only one here who can efficiently get in and out of a dumpster hahaha
9 March 2022 : went dumpster diving at work today
9 March 2022 : yeah my little Penny passed :(
8 March 2022 : my mom bought me a pair of shoes because my hamster died
8 March 2022 : hoping that after today I’ll never have to hear Russell Wilson’s name again
8 March 2022 : on top of everything today someone just tried to hit me with their car in the mall parking lot
6 March 2022 : context: I’m about to hit three years with no alcohol learn your loved one’s comfortabilities (I didn’t know if you’d want to go or not because of the drinking is NOT an excuse, just ASK) even if they don’t want/can’t go, it means a lot to still be included and hurts when not
6 March 2022 : the ignorance around alcoholism is astonishing
6 March 2022 : if you can’t hang with sober people while you’re drinking… you have your own problems.
6 March 2022 : yes I love working my ass off at a two years old’s birthday just for all the grownups to go to the house for drinks after and not invite me…
6 March 2022 : that’s a huge win!🖤
6 March 2022 : bong & a bath *goldmember voice*
6 March 2022 : “should I dump in the other half of these thc bath salts?” I ask myself as I try to load the bong bowl I forgot I already loaded 5 minutes ago :)
5 March 2022 : me and Noran both remembering about our duolingo streaks at a show was great hahaha
5 March 2022 : so many books to read but have chronic migraines
5 March 2022 : 8am and I’m crying to Tony Bennett
5 March 2022 : I would like to be…
4 March 2022 : my cat didn’t let me make my bed today and now I have anxiety
4 March 2022 : sink while you bathe in hallucination
4 March 2022 : in fed for less than 5 minutes and someone already asked me for a ride to safeway
3 March 2022 : finally got stabbed with a needle today :)
3 March 2022 : huge s/o to @tula for fixing my period breakout overnight✨
2 March 2022 : I deserve Indian food tonight #treatyourself
1 March 2022 : let me know if you need anything!
1 March 2022 : gonna start playing pool again
1 March 2022 : What’s happening?
1 March 2022 : they’re about to start a tacoma nerf war… game fucking on
1 March 2022 : thank you to the car in front of me blowing bubbles out of their window it gave me a big smile :)
28 February 2022 : want ravioli
26 February 2022 : anyone want to go to a Sounders game with me tomorrow at 5?
26 February 2022 : casually making painting my nails a single color into a 3 hour endeavor
26 February 2022 : you can flip, work on it on the ground/tramp to get the momentum style familiar before trying with your feet restricted lol
26 February 2022 : double backs (in gymnastics) is what fucked me up, be careful!
25 February 2022 : I feel hungover and that is so fucking unfair
24 February 2022 : yo I get yakisoba from here at least twice a month lol it’s no joke https://twitter.com/paparoachsmoker/status/1496696511215771648
24 February 2022 : update: I smoked weed and ate a family sized frozen meal and now I’m sitting on my floor with the new slice of carrot cake I got to feel serotonin https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1496670875612958720
24 February 2022 : deep cleaned my room and washed my bedding and haven’t even smoked weed yet who is she
23 February 2022 : just remembered the $10 slice of carrot cake I put in the fridge two weeks ago & now I am sad
21 February 2022 : can finally listen to Copeland without crying #growth :)
21 February 2022 : my coworker just gave me cds to “take home to burn” as if my laptop has a disc drive hahaha I love him
20 February 2022 : very much regret not buying that fall of troy record at their show
20 February 2022 : still trying to sell this supreme leatherman rebar it’s cute buy it
20 February 2022 : felt cute✨ pic.twitter.com/VQs0U0TAmD
20 February 2022 : IM HUNGRY
20 February 2022 : 35th x Todd Francis #SkateshopDay pic.twitter.com/0hktlD1oOI
19 February 2022 : I like that people always tell me when they’ve hit my car as if I will ever notice lol
19 February 2022 : should I wear my heelys to skate shop day events
19 February 2022 : my favorite Thai place closed and. I am FREAKING OUT MAN
19 February 2022 : got way too stoned lol this parking lot is bonkers
19 February 2022 : getting too stoned so I don’t get side tracked when I go to the mall for cinnabon
19 February 2022 : starting early with my yearly request to have @masonramsey at my birthday party please it’s in december you have time to plan
17 February 2022 : I wanna go to smollsworld…
16 February 2022 : ya boi got a dollar raise today
16 February 2022 : had to cut off The Mystery Machine today I’m sorry gang
16 February 2022 : WHERE IS MY EARTH WIND AND FIRE RECORD
15 February 2022 : I’ll never be like them, stay outside.
15 February 2022 : ✨an inspiration✨
14 February 2022 : who wants these cookies I made https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1493305811921096705
14 February 2022 : got ghosted on Valentine’s Day :)
13 February 2022 : this kid just got out of the car in a full horse head mask and rainbow princess dress and honestly same
13 February 2022 : just made the DANKEST cookies
12 February 2022 : gonna try these thc bath salts and see if I make it out of my house tonight :)
11 February 2022 : YASS THE BABE @wreckno OUT HERE MAKING MOOOVES 🔥 https://twitter.com/wreckno/status/1492174712851603461
10 February 2022 : 🪲✨
10 February 2022 : how do I get into the @WWE ?
10 February 2022 : “did she get the pills” “yes and she looks happy as a clam”
10 February 2022 : *sees the wonder years anniversary show* *dyes hair green* *starts wearing toms again* I’m blaming that fucking festival
10 February 2022 : had a dream my dog was alive ?? what the FUCK universe !!
9 February 2022 : 🖤 pic.twitter.com/15GozvO0rA
9 February 2022 : literally my face while paying for that shit hahaha
9 February 2022 : if you saw a green haired goblin picking up a dead opossum on the side of the freeway today no you didn’t
8 February 2022 : I have become the sleepy swamp witch of my dreams
8 February 2022 : dude. https://t.co/5EThuAWraR
8 February 2022 : just got my hair dyed lol
8 February 2022 : I can never afford anything ever again :)
7 February 2022 : THIS BITCH GOT EMPLOYEE OF THE QUARTER IM DYING MY HAIR
7 February 2022 : work realized I’m having a nonverbal day and have started making up signals for me hahaha I love it
7 February 2022 : “it’s too early for anything to be my fault” -me to my boss
6 February 2022 : I have one extra ticket lol I’ll hit Stacy up ;)
6 February 2022 : who wants to go see cirque du soleil with me and my mom?
5 February 2022 : my coffee stand told me they only order in hazelnut for me & I feel seen
5 February 2022 : just learned my coworker was super hot in the 70s
5 February 2022 : I know lots of things but how long to cook chicken is not one of them
4 February 2022 : honestly can’t tell if I fixed my transmission or really fucked it up
4 February 2022 : oh that’s a thing lol
3 February 2022 : send thots & prairie dogs
3 February 2022 : yes I did tweet this again because of a typo idc
3 February 2022 : will she ever stop letting boys use all her kief? find out on the next episode of Bitch You Thought
3 February 2022 : will she ever stop letting boys use all her kief? find out on the next episode if Bitch You Thought
2 February 2022 : roommate: you leave at like 7 every morning right? me: well kinda, that’s when I start work rm: you literally leave at 7 every day
31 January 2022 : wore my cuck the police shirt to work “on accident” :)
31 January 2022 : here for support if you need anything at all.🖤
31 January 2022 : send it!
31 January 2022 : pic.twitter.com/E3q8bfcbU3
30 January 2022 : renewing my sad season aesthetic of sitting on my bedroom floor with a bong listening to shoegaze records
29 January 2022 : just walked past my neighbors house and she was inside twerking with a bottle of wine yes bitch get it
27 January 2022 : pretending I don’t know what a philips screw driver is to piss off customers
26 January 2022 : realized I tweeted this after telling the group chat I found my old wedding ring lol not HIM
26 January 2022 : I miss him ??
25 January 2022 : “my dad sucks I need help” -me at lowes
22 January 2022 : “you’re going to come for the whole thing right like you’re not just going to show up and leave like usual right” -Sky on me attending her birthday party
22 January 2022 : saltwater room is bae
21 January 2022 : my cat giving zero fucks about the squirrel right by her is a whole mood
20 January 2022 : tacoma smells like cabbage again but like in a good way
19 January 2022 : well ND finally found my onlyfans hahaha
18 January 2022 : do I go to sleep at 7 to get up at 4 to finish my work presentation I need to do tomorrow instead of just doing it tonight? yes.
13 January 2022 : hi this is home depot we don’t have anything bye
12 January 2022 : legs are jello
12 January 2022 : oh shit hold up I gotta learn spanish
11 January 2022 : YES
10 January 2022 : I vote green
10 January 2022 : how stoned can I get in the ups store parking lot before they open in 10 min
9 January 2022 : coffee people officially remember my drink lol like all of them here
9 January 2022 : meep meep, dumbass.
3 January 2022 : who the fuck ZIP TIED the bar thing that holds up the hood of my car ??!?
2 January 2022 : got a new blanket today :)
1 January 2022 : YASS🔥
31 December 2021 : pic.twitter.com/KiwlhShl8l
31 December 2021 : want to go to the bathroom with me to hit the weed pen?
27 December 2021 : how’d that go?
26 December 2021 : what’s your spicy page?
26 December 2021 : dropped my ciggie in the snow
25 December 2021 : @alicecooper pic.twitter.com/zPTycPQvHa
25 December 2021 : who has photoshop I need something done right now lol
25 December 2021 : shoegaze records are the downfall of my finances
25 December 2021 : BLACKMILL
24 December 2021 : coffee place definitely doesn’t charge me extra for oat milk :)
24 December 2021 : WE FIXED PENNY’S EYE FUCK YES
24 December 2021 : 80% sure a spider sac hatched in the tiny house again
24 December 2021 : I may have just bought a shitty camcorder don’t embarrass yourselves
24 December 2021 : get your tail out of my weed
24 December 2021 : needs friends to come listen to the cool records my cool coworker got me
24 December 2021 : was a big girl today got my oil changed
23 December 2021 : @NLGnews is a good resource
21 December 2021 : I think T lied about liking the cookies I made at his house but I’m glad he did
20 December 2021 : got my back fixed and still not used to like being able to stand all the time ??
19 December 2021 : got stuck in a midwest emo playlist help
19 December 2021 : ghost crab what
19 December 2021 : ghost crash what
19 December 2021 : craving a taco bell limeade sparkler
19 December 2021 : today I learned that if all 5 of my senses are overstimulated at once I will instantly throw up
18 December 2021 : left my trunk open in Tacoma for TWO minutes and someone zoomed off with my case of water ??
18 December 2021 : “there’s a lot of money in activism” -my conservative dad
17 December 2021 : am I making the stupid decision to cut bangs into my hair again in 10 days yes
17 December 2021 : are you reading without the fire on? what are even you ??
17 December 2021 : “are you reading without the fire on? what are even you ??”
15 December 2021 : TREAT YO SELF
15 December 2021 : I think that’s the burn I’m craving? hahaha I’m concerned about myself for that reason
14 December 2021 : why is VODKA the thing making me want to relapse today ew
14 December 2021 : it tripped the breaker lol https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1470562416073199616
14 December 2021 : only ate two donuts today
14 December 2021 : shipping department gave me their space heater 🥰
13 December 2021 : I’ve rested my head on my desk 4 times in defeat already it’s not even 9am
13 December 2021 : I was in the online checkout when I opened my phone this morning…
13 December 2021 : almost bought white cowboy boots in my sleep
13 December 2021 : that sounds hella fun!
11 December 2021 : spent $20 on 6 macarons today & not sorry about it
9 December 2021 : brought work home and didn’t do it again :)
8 December 2021 : dm me tomorrow if you need
7 December 2021 : the irony of me aggressively racing a semi on the freeway while tiny music dancer is playing
7 December 2021 : oh okay lol pic.twitter.com/Suy07YfI2N
6 December 2021 : I’m listening to from first to last this is bad ??
6 December 2021 : am I going to regret drinking the double shot latte my roommate made me at 4pm because I’m still working from home? absolutely :)
6 December 2021 : I honestly love my face so much more with my septum pierced lol
5 December 2021 : just learned about the “metaverse” and what the fuck ??
5 December 2021 : chuck making fun of me for wanting a bottled water ruined my night lol
4 December 2021 : took a nap (7pm) with a cupcake next to me because I knew I would want it after I slept too long (3am) and wouldn’t want to get out of bed
4 December 2021 : I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE ORB MEMES
3 December 2021 : on that note fuck everyone who sells tickets for 5x what they paid
3 December 2021 : ya boi just got turnstile tickets
3 December 2021 : I’m buying myself a new car for my birthday next year— manifesting it now
3 December 2021 : I’m buying myself a new car for my birthday next year I’m manifesting it now
2 December 2021 : fuck yeah GET IT
2 December 2021 : you CAN do this!
2 December 2021 : got stoned.going to the mall for cinnabon
28 November 2021 : let me know when you’re back, I won’t bail this time😅🖤
27 November 2021 : spoke to three people in total last night and that’s honestly a top tier record (still hate elco)
27 November 2021 : I spoke to three people in total last night and that’s honestly a top tier record (still hate elco)
26 November 2021 : watched an angry dad knock over the claw machine game at the mall :)
26 November 2021 : missing the fed social culture of going to smoke with someone and that’s it you just smoke and leave
26 November 2021 : somehow late to work when I’m working from home today :)
25 November 2021 : patiently waiting for my turn with pete davidson
24 November 2021 : STUNNING you are beautiful✨
23 November 2021 : I understand my house has lots of stuff to touch but like don’t touch any of it
23 November 2021 : I’ll be home in like an hour lol
22 November 2021 : YES
22 November 2021 : they would like the moth if still available
22 November 2021 : I’m waiting for them to pick, but why’re down to pick them up! dm me?
22 November 2021 : yes! I’ll probably have my friend meet you, I’m in Tacoma lol I’ll send you $30 so they can pick one too if that’s cool
22 November 2021 : how much would you want for the sparkly flower pressed heart one? I can pick up in bremerton✨
22 November 2021 : the feminine urge to invite all the guys I’m talking to to my birthday party
21 November 2021 : elco still makes bands sell tickets? LOL
21 November 2021 : come to a show with me lol
21 November 2021 : convinced myself that my regular coffee place doesn’t charge me extra for oat milk
19 November 2021 : word dm me lol
19 November 2021 : still laughing at the mystery person’s audacity when they sent my twitter to my boss thinking I’d give a fuck
19 November 2021 : 11/26 in Tacoma
19 November 2021 : I helped two people into a start to sobriety today and I just want to cry because this is exactly why I speak out about my recovery and seeing it make a difference for others is all I hope to do and I’m ranting but I’m just so happy and proud of the people around me I love y’all
18 November 2021 : WHERE
18 November 2021 : I need $75 right now for Mac Miller records
18 November 2021 : where will you be can I see you
18 November 2021 : me going anywhere in fed https://twitter.com/thewannabeyonce/status/1461139256525537282
18 November 2021 : ROXANNE is coming ??
18 November 2021 : this one hurted
17 November 2021 : $youscreamkimmy https://twitter.com/cashapp/status/1461016576245870595
17 November 2021 : bittersweet success here in our mess
17 November 2021 : NFTs are like Jesus- everybody has a different version and it’s all fake
17 November 2021 : wishing I had six eyes and pointy teeth
17 November 2021 : omg all but the mustache 😻
15 November 2021 : I can help!
15 November 2021 : good! pic.twitter.com/oPgNDsYfVi
14 November 2021 : did she… know? hahahaha
14 November 2021 : roxXANne
13 November 2021 : chicken
13 November 2021 : booked two photo shoots the day after an impulsive new facial piercing… body dysmorphia here we come!
13 November 2021 : it’s kind of amazing how productive I am when I actually sleep is this what normal feels like
13 November 2021 : eating an entire box of stovetop stuffing for breakfast
13 November 2021 : going to elco on the 26th and if anyone from my past speaks to me I’m going to scream
13 November 2021 : hitting the bong hurts :)
13 November 2021 : Ramona brought in another slug… that slimed its way into a pair of my pants… and died there…
13 November 2021 : we kiss on the mouth and still cough down our sleeves
13 November 2021 : the Free Britney movement is a prime example that our voices DO make a difference. KEEP IT GOING
13 November 2021 : who wants to go get a piercing with me in an hour?
12 November 2021 : ooh send me details
12 November 2021 : coworker: I’m going to lunch boss: I’m going to my car to cry me: I’m going home
12 November 2021 : accidentally listened to an entire The Click Five album at work and now my shuffle is on some shit
12 November 2021 : woke up at 4:30 am to read ??
12 November 2021 : HOW DO I BUY THAT LITTLE PINK ONE OMG
12 November 2021 : missing the roommate who regulated my skin care routine
12 November 2021 : we gotta make it known they’re not wanted 🤷
12 November 2021 : lol at me denying an order for a police department because I can :)
12 November 2021 : me, a grown adult, having to take off any sort of white garment before eating anything
11 November 2021 : forget my name
10 November 2021 : love leaves hate cold
10 November 2021 : forgot to get my cinnabon rewards card punched :(
10 November 2021 : oh..
9 November 2021 : just got reminded I used to drink quad nonfat vanilla cappuccinos in high school & I’m cringing
9 November 2021 : I am about to be an hour late for work and I just don’t care :)
7 November 2021 : big same
7 November 2021 : LOL
6 November 2021 : come hang with me and my mom at the plaid pig tonight
6 November 2021 : pulled a muscle during morning yoga but it was in a nice loft with a view so I have less complaints
6 November 2021 : HAHAHAHA
6 November 2021 : me getting oatmilk lattes but cream cheese on my bagels from the same stand
6 November 2021 : my dad blacking out on Christmas Eve (not just once) lol
6 November 2021 : bringing my mom to a show for a punk rock elvis tribute band tomorrow #party
5 November 2021 : my work smells like hot ketchup ?? and I feel like I’m going to vomit
5 November 2021 : I literally scrolled past your kelso tweet right before this and was like “hm.. probably totally took that from Court” hahahaha
5 November 2021 : today I’m upset I saw a commercial with snow in it
3 November 2021 : WHAT
3 November 2021 : I’m intrigued
2 November 2021 : wait what happened lol
2 November 2021 : s/o to my bank for letting me further overdraft my already negative bank account with no fees :)
2 November 2021 : Okilly Dokilly announced an indefinite hiatus and I want to cry
2 November 2021 : “kimmy dude no offense but you’re like 22” “sam I’m almost 26” “what? oh.. OH?? what the fuck…”
1 November 2021 : last time I tried dating someone younger than me he started off by saying he was 6months clean from heroin, then as time went on and he talked more the time frame changed from 6months, to 3 months, to 2 weeks, etc. (he also cared about my Snapchat score)
1 November 2021 : okay I had at least 8 Halloween costumes this year I need to chill
1 November 2021 : I only fuck with the ones who finish the band videos in my insta stories
1 November 2021 : this oat milk hazelnut latte is NOT half sweet
1 November 2021 : sending sam in as my wingman bc dd responsibilities take priority
31 October 2021 : word pic.twitter.com/kmo6N2ep6j
31 October 2021 : I got halfway through deep cleaning my house (so it’s messier than before) and I’ve lost motivation send help
31 October 2021 : everyone had a really great time last night and I just….. didn’t :/
31 October 2021 : but it does include a blanket so I’m in my zone
31 October 2021 : my costume doesn’t fit :)
30 October 2021 : yes kim keep buying records you cannot afford 😈
30 October 2021 : not me promoting a hookups band to another hookup
30 October 2021 : I taste like beer
30 October 2021 : D.O.A. liked my costume :)
30 October 2021 : D.O.A liked my costume :)
29 October 2021 : please have me
29 October 2021 : my phone still capitalizing ROXANNE’s name is also a mood
29 October 2021 : ROXANNE’s twitter name is a mood
29 October 2021 : me trying a new costume makeup look the day of Halloween festivities is going to be chaotic
28 October 2021 : I’m the mom thanking siri lol
27 October 2021 : thinking I accidentally donated the clown collar I made and the fabric I was going to make curtains out of 🔥its fine I’m fine🔥
26 October 2021 : just got yelled at by a customer for 45 minutes, I’m leaving work early to cry and go shopping
26 October 2021 : I think about this regularly
25 October 2021 : feel like making a deal with the devil? pic.twitter.com/I01P0v6cqk
24 October 2021 : okay I’m done with drafts for now thank you for your time
24 October 2021 : my clove smells like blackberry and vagina
24 October 2021 : my mechanic called me out for leaving my weed pen in my car
24 October 2021 : never expected Shrek to actually turn me on https://twitter.com/snowcobrra/status/1445163066514034691
24 October 2021 : too bored sorry fomo bad I’m not well
24 October 2021 : just saw one of the dickies singing scales while walking around the block he fits in well here
24 October 2021 : remember when I was supposed to introduce days n daze at a show but got blacked out drunk and forgot the band name on stage because I don’t :)
24 October 2021 : band onstage: “this next song is about how much we hate the government!” baby punk: “ME TOO BESTIE” get me out of here
24 October 2021 : it’s a tweeting drafts night lol watch out
24 October 2021 : might buy a shit car to learn how to work on it
24 October 2021 : getting ready for a punk show at my moms house… we’re both weirded out
23 October 2021 : roxanne is having a zhuk situation & I am so here for it
22 October 2021 : so stay away from me, now that you know what kind of man I can be
22 October 2021 : my cat has to HATE my alarms every morning
21 October 2021 : I need someone to draw me an antifa bumblebee for personal reasons
21 October 2021 : I need someone to draw me an antifa bee for personal reasons
20 October 2021 : and most are unmasked lol good riddance https://twitter.com/katiedaviscourt/status/1450569070827368454
20 October 2021 : I was tired the other day after being really work busy the day before, so I went home (unpaid by choice) because they know my ass was not going to be productive there lol good bosses know how to keep good employees
20 October 2021 : my coworker always randomly asks if I’m okay and I’ve realized he can tell my period is coming before I can
19 October 2021 : send me the link! does it show which gems they have?
19 October 2021 : ooh I want one too!
19 October 2021 : never seen my mug shot
19 October 2021 : I just got excited to see that my elementary school soccer coach is single and realized my problems are bad bad
18 October 2021 : I now have a seasonal rotation of cds for my car I have officially become my mother
16 October 2021 : why am I craving specifically a shower beer it is 7am ??
15 October 2021 : crying to new Mac Miller at work I’m not okay
15 October 2021 : a boy sent me a picture of a snail today oh how the turns table
14 October 2021 : Megan Miranda is a new thriller author I’ve gotten into!
14 October 2021 : dropped my weed pen in front of my boss *twice* today
12 October 2021 : can’t stop eating cheese enchiladas pls send help
12 October 2021 : I am weed
11 October 2021 : Red Room https://twitter.com/tacomastories/status/1407023764273963024
10 October 2021 : the audacity of the person who looked at my broke ass today and seriously asked “do you want to do that today?” after they told me there was a $1700 down payment for Invisalign LOL
10 October 2021 : *laugh react*
10 October 2021 : my new favorite game is trying to introduce myself to people at shows with a mask on and just agreeing to whatever they hear as my name (Kenny, Katie, etc.) and seeing how many names I can get racked up in a night
7 October 2021 : there’s a bomb crawfish place with crab and all that in Tacoma let’s go
7 October 2021 : proud of you 🖤
6 October 2021 : Wednesday is giving me Monday vibes
5 October 2021 : WHERE DOES A WIG GO
5 October 2021 : I can’t find my favorite wig I’m having a CRISIS
5 October 2021 : omg I just saw this are you ok
5 October 2021 : @dugdemars this is the third time in a week this has been put in my head so thanks lol
5 October 2021 : I got to turn down the idea of the company I work for working with a chickfila branch yesterday and it felt good fuck chickfila
5 October 2021 : WHAT AM I dOiNg I’m so DuMb
5 October 2021 : getting my weekly cheese enchiladas so I can be called honey by the older man who works here I refuse to learn
4 October 2021 : I’m dead hahahaha
4 October 2021 : I’ve had the exact conversation with too many of you https://twitter.com/funeralworship/status/1444517951902679041
3 October 2021 : 2014 me was really happy I need to start going to house parties again?
29 September 2021 : yea thank you cramps for keeping me awake all night and going away as soon as I need to get up for work it’s fine it’s totally okay
29 September 2021 : just drove to the wrong guys house :)
28 September 2021 : can’t tell if my work keeps telling me I’m great because I actually am or because they know I thrive on praise
27 September 2021 : this is why I hate being picked up for any reason don’t fucking do this https://twitter.com/mattiekahn/status/1441925591071002630
26 September 2021 : SOMEONE GO TO SEATTLE WITB ME IM DESPERATE
25 September 2021 : wake and bake in Montero for the 8th time this week with me? 🥺
25 September 2021 : go to Porter with me tonight? 🥺
24 September 2021 : I’d party in the hole
24 September 2021 : oddly fitting
24 September 2021 : pls
23 September 2021 : forgot about my dentist appointment today :)
23 September 2021 : progress 🖤🖤 happy for you
23 September 2021 : the only potential good thing about dolls kills costumes is that they probably aren’t licensed to have the bob ross one and his estate probably isn’t getting paid for it
22 September 2021 : the only good thing about federal way is new york vinny’s
22 September 2021 : love being called KIDDO by a STRANGER on the PHONE at my JOB while helping YOU with something you DONT know how to do
22 September 2021 : text me what you have in mind!
22 September 2021 : let’s get spooky 👻
22 September 2021 : what belongs to me will simply find me
22 September 2021 : I have one month to make an elaborate @LilNasX costume *goes naked*
22 September 2021 : every job I’ve had has been chill with me being 5-10 minutes late on a daily basis don’t let capitalism rule you kids
17 September 2021 : HELEN
16 September 2021 : the manic in me wants to put subs in my car when its sole hatchback trunk purpose is for camping help
16 September 2021 : oh I agree, it’s totally a deflection tactic. well in this case, it’s me zoning out and not paying attention to what anyone is saying and then pretending like I know what’s going on hahahaha but yes, I very much agree.
16 September 2021 : LOL that’s fair but also an unreasonable request for my autistic ass hahaha
16 September 2021 : day two of no weed pen and I am not okay :) cheers to change
16 September 2021 : my coworker calls me out when I look like I don’t get a joke but fake laugh anyway and it’s killing my masking skills
16 September 2021 : #LilNasXGivesBirth $youscreamkimmy AM I DREAMING https://twitter.com/lilnasx/status/1438538114427854859
16 September 2021 : Ramona brought me a mouse today
15 September 2021 : I left it in my car at the mechanic hahaha but instead of replacing it, I’m trying it out!
15 September 2021 : can’t tell if that’s because of no weed or because my anxiety is through the roof with no weed :)
15 September 2021 : first day going without my weed pen… I’ve been hella productive lol
15 September 2021 : Kim problem come here
15 September 2021 : that shirt🔥
14 September 2021 : actually same https://twitter.com/lilnasx/status/1437436966715498497
13 September 2021 : *googles if it’s safe to give my hamster the fruit I just gave her*
10 September 2021 : I LOVE THIS FOR YOU
9 September 2021 : someone really just hit me up to go jogging… is this the peak of recovery?
9 September 2021 : do I stress buy these shoes that just came back in stock? pic.twitter.com/d4phd71bm3
1 September 2021 : I have zero accounting experience… guess who found themselves temporarily taking over for an accountant next week 🙃
31 August 2021 : getting doxxed is so much fun, thanks for the onlyfans promo✨
26 August 2021 : you’re the one who ate 16 cups of tomatoes in two days
26 August 2021 : literally me all year https://twitter.com/rissxv/status/1430688617010135051
26 August 2021 : send me the game schedule!
23 August 2021 : I lasted like 8 months then threatened to kill myself so they sent me back LOL
23 August 2021 : HAHAHAHA
21 August 2021 : HOW IS IT STILL SO GOOD LIVE WHAT THE FUCK
20 August 2021 : I’ll come up with something, don’t worry lol
20 August 2021 : yes pls
20 August 2021 : dropped my enchiladas :( in :( my :( car :(
19 August 2021 : me: I’m going to leave work on time today also me: I need to save the bee stuck in our warehouse
18 August 2021 : soy sauce on my new pants :(
17 August 2021 : my boss: “I don’t really like Patagonia… too pretentious” me: “…… you drive a Porsche”
16 August 2021 : I was nervous about going to the dentist so I bought a nail art kit online?
14 August 2021 : THAT DRESS ON YOU 🔥
14 August 2021 : gonna chain smoke in bremerscum tonight
14 August 2021 : que sera, sera
14 August 2021 : GOOD CHARLOTTE PLAYED RIGHT AFTER
14 August 2021 : just danced with Agent Orange at a Kids On Fire Show
14 August 2021 : *goes to a pop punk show* *mayday parade is playing as we walk in*
14 August 2021 : doors open in 35 minutes I am undressed at home snuggled with my cat wish me luck
14 August 2021 : Grownups is my go to term when working with kiddos https://twitter.com/mominparadise_/status/1426163073405050894
13 August 2021 : “WHAT I GET TO SEE KIMMY’S TITTIES?! *jaw drop*” was my personal favorite https://twitter.com/stymaed/status/1425934080827346950
13 August 2021 : oh hell yeah this is beautiful
12 August 2021 : ya boi got a dollar raise today
12 August 2021 : LUCK
12 August 2021 : for the record, it’s very shitty.
11 August 2021 : I just texted my roommate to turn on the A/C for my hamster :)
11 August 2021 : @Zacharyvargas_3 LOL https://twitter.com/brandonslaterr/status/1425500711547129860
11 August 2021 : I’ll teach you how to camp lol
11 August 2021 : my lack of urgency honestly gets me everywhere in life
8 August 2021 : my work is hiring 🤗 lol
8 August 2021 : I can’t buy white clothes without staining them first wear… it leads to way too much tie-dye in my wardrobe lol
8 August 2021 : those minimalistic all white rooms with only green houseplants will never be me
8 August 2021 : 3
8 August 2021 : getting too old for the pit #pain
8 August 2021 : lost my lighter before I got to the show tonight
7 August 2021 : how can I join a 20’s jazz dance crew?
7 August 2021 : to any younger person reading this: living alone is sitting on the floor eating tomatoes and pie for dinner… and it’s great :) pic.twitter.com/FPZJqX8aPU
6 August 2021 : we need a new shipping person at my work in Kent lol
3 August 2021 : also, sorry I flashed Andrew in the backyard (again)
3 August 2021 : lol at me and Andrew hearing an angry cat and both running outside for our cats
3 August 2021 : my mechanic just texted me to make sure my car made it to work okay and called me baby girl I might drop everything and run away with this 47 y/o man (I have not yet learned from my mistakes)
3 August 2021 : s/o to me going to sleep at 8:30 last night and feeling GREAT today
3 August 2021 : Michele?? From Illahee?!
1 August 2021 : not walking lol
1 August 2021 : eh I need to go pick up a cd so tbh I’m going anyway :)
1 August 2021 : lol I just looked and it’s a 50 minute walk hahahaha nope
1 August 2021 : do I walk to the fancy (farther away) coffee place instead of my regular to see cute girl who works there?
1 August 2021 : I was taking about my 2am alone seattle trips in high school to someone last night and they were like wait woah what hahaha
1 August 2021 : what should I make for dinner?
31 July 2021 : OUCH
31 July 2021 : that means I am not going to get all my stuff done :)
31 July 2021 : 12pm is feeling really 10am today
31 July 2021 : this is the best 🖤
31 July 2021 : I was so lucky my hamster was immediately loving of people, chaotic little thing, but at least she’s nice lol
30 July 2021 : @A24 hook it up https://twitter.com/bocxtop/status/1420918197918658560
30 July 2021 : caterpillar on the side of my face
30 July 2021 : I got a cloak today I am retreating to the forest never to return goodbye my loves *dramatic exit*
30 July 2021 : today I am grateful I did not get the Alice in Wonderland full back piece done like I wanted for a solid 3 years
30 July 2021 : LOL
30 July 2021 : price on pants and docs?
29 July 2021 : not the owner of the company I work for showing up in his ~other~ porsche
28 July 2021 : TEN POLE DRUNK
27 July 2021 : fall with me until we’re out of time
27 July 2021 : I kind of love it? LOL
27 July 2021 : “creative freedom” is just my boss being glad I haven’t quit yet bc shit is chaotic :)
27 July 2021 : having the creative freedom to go into work whenever I want >>
27 July 2021 : can’t describe how badly I want to throw my coffee cup at these stairs pic.twitter.com/ZGHyedTNeH
26 July 2021 : BDE
25 July 2021 : pic.twitter.com/EQX06zgFa6
25 July 2021 : the way these made me so hungry is not fair https://twitter.com/chlosoup/status/1419441171462504448
25 July 2021 : still loving that my speaker literally doesn’t even try to play most of the instrumentals in the new Lorna Shore bc it knows it can’t hang
25 July 2021 : I might buy an ice cream truck
25 July 2021 : I didn’t just smoke two bowls and fall asleep on my couch for two hours forgetting about the oat milk latte I got to keep me awake today no way
25 July 2021 : ate an edible can’t stop eating crunch berries
24 July 2021 : I had a dream that I walked past @ImC0C0 in a crowd and she just sneered and shoved my shoulder and kept walking lmaoooo it felt like a joke but… bitch are we good? hahahaha
24 July 2021 : golden kiwis are seriously so dank https://twitter.com/yellingmadman/status/1417864162307461121
24 July 2021 : if you come over on big brother night that’s sucks bc you’re stuck with it
24 July 2021 : :)
23 July 2021 : me looking into adult braces https://twitter.com/levelupdub/status/1418015920950292482
23 July 2021 : pls deliver a virgin mojito thx
22 July 2021 : I would willingly vote an octopus into a government seat
22 July 2021 : 💕
22 July 2021 : bring me garlic fries pls
22 July 2021 : today I am upset that everyone who comfortably lives in Seattle can pay rent AND have those stupid one wheel zoom zoom balance boards
22 July 2021 : me in the gc at least once a week https://twitter.com/smolls420/status/1417938878212706304
22 July 2021 : no good very bad life
21 July 2021 : message me anytime for an open ear. sending love and support in your recovery. it is not a linear process. you are doing great and so strong for taking the steps to get better. 🖤
20 July 2021 : my work GIVES me coffee AND oat milk creamer I LOVE it here
20 July 2021 : went outside to hoop got attacked by ants
19 July 2021 : #FreeLilNasX
19 July 2021 : my car just died on the freeway :)
18 July 2021 : 🎶spiders keep falling on my head🎶
16 July 2021 : buying matching things for my work desk is so satisfying :)
16 July 2021 : I miss you!!
16 July 2021 : OH YOU RIGHT
16 July 2021 : S/O FRIDAY AND THIS HALF HOUR COMMUTE
15 July 2021 : WHEN WHERE
15 July 2021 : just got my first good paycheck and bought my hamster a harness/leash someone please take my internet away
15 July 2021 : SPILL
15 July 2021 : not haley calling out my Sagittarius teeth like I’m not already unstable hahahaha
13 July 2021 : I still want that finger match ;) hahaha
13 July 2021 : I think I’m going to tell work to start using they/them pronouns for me… wish me luck :)
12 July 2021 : having a job where I don’t want to be on my phone is kind of cool
12 July 2021 : WHAT for what reason lol
12 July 2021 : I seriously thought someone had elephants in Kent (I heard it) so I took a break to go search/follow the sounds and it was a god damn remote control car I need to stop smoking
11 July 2021 : Happy Birthday Dev ✨
10 July 2021 : I need 1M dollars to adopt all the houseless dogs and give them a home
9 July 2021 : ME BITCH
9 July 2021 : random numbers written on my hand is apparently my new thing
9 July 2021 : me when someone speaks to me before my lunch break is over https://twitter.com/lonelygiest/status/1413043878987370497
9 July 2021 : are you selling the scarf at ticket price?
8 July 2021 : please don’t make me go back there lol
7 July 2021 : anyone I know want a good temp job for a couple months? has to have attention to detail. message me for more info
7 July 2021 : YES
7 July 2021 : quit subtweeting me
6 July 2021 : accidentally went out as @katya_zamo the other night pic.twitter.com/78dEK8Dt2o
5 July 2021 : this makes me so happy, always here is you need anything! 🖤🖤
5 July 2021 : I fucking hate this day
4 July 2021 : WHY DO I HAVE A BRAIN THAT IS SO DUMB
3 July 2021 : WHERE IS MY GREY WIG ?!
2 July 2021 : my cat is obsessed with crunch berries??
2 July 2021 : I can if you ever need
2 July 2021 : SAME BITCH
1 July 2021 : it sucks going anywhere opening the state back up was a stupid idea stay home I need to get to work
1 July 2021 : *facetiming ROXANNE to see if she really shaved her head*
30 June 2021 : AND MY PHONE. HARGER STOPPED WORKING ?! ROXANNE WHICH PLANET IS DOING THIS
30 June 2021 : my bf’s hulu logged me out this is a travesty
30 June 2021 : gc came through🔥
30 June 2021 : anyone in the gc want to buy me a weed cart lol
29 June 2021 : I take back all I said… I like this heat
29 June 2021 : I just got a link through work to write my will (25)
28 June 2021 : I hate working with men™️ I’ve had a rat tail size chunk of hair hanging out not in my ponytail all day
28 June 2021 : let’s go in style
28 June 2021 : proud of you! 🖤 it’s mad early lol
28 June 2021 : J is going to get the call today that I’m leaving at 10 all week hahahaha
28 June 2021 : if Washington could pull it’s typical weather flip bullshit and just not be anywhere near 100 degrees today that would be rad
28 June 2021 : working too much again this week someone pls come hang with my cat while I’m at work lol
28 June 2021 : yes pls
28 June 2021 : Same I’ll bring Ramona
28 June 2021 : never thought my a-cup self would have boob sweat… yet here we are
27 June 2021 : about to have that impulse tattoo type of money
26 June 2021 : come over
26 June 2021 : me switching to day shift right before big brother starts is a sign from the universe
26 June 2021 : my cat just hissed at a chair
26 June 2021 : I have A/C if anyone wants to come smoke me out
26 June 2021 : no one home I’m topless in the backyard :)
26 June 2021 : Crisis, a haiku have so many things to fix I really don’t care what color should my hair be?
26 June 2021 : Crisis, a haiku have so many things to fix I really don’t care what color should my hair be?
26 June 2021 : actually super excited to delete Instagram again
26 June 2021 : I love being mildly allergic to mosquitos & apparently very attractive to them so all summer it looks like I have fucking track marks
24 June 2021 : bout to blow my speakers with new Lorna Shore
22 June 2021 : the grind is going to kill me this week
22 June 2021 : lol I need a ride home from work tonight ✨
22 June 2021 : this solstice has been good to me
19 June 2021 : I literally drive in 4 minutes before I need to clock in hahahaha
19 June 2021 : LOL THE JOB I JUST QUIT HAS AN AD OUT WITH A STARTING OAY AT MORE THAN WHAT I WAS MAKING I HATE IT HERE
19 June 2021 : idk if it’s a good or bad thing that children always blatantly stare at me
18 June 2021 : if I made plans with you for this weekend… I 100% over booked myself & now I have to work… so this is my formal cancellation
17 June 2021 : I just want to s/o me for having 3 jobs currently and a full tank of gas :)
17 June 2021 : ✨grateful✨
17 June 2021 : I should have gotten out of bed 15 minutes ago
16 June 2021 : Dirty John on Netflix is a fucking RoLlEr CoAsTeR
15 June 2021 : peace out Ian✌️
15 June 2021 : my bf asked me to grab stamps for him & he didn’t want any special picture ones & I’m upset ??
15 June 2021 : LUCK
15 June 2021 : tag them
15 June 2021 : still v glad I quit drinking bc I can justify the stupid amount of shows I’m going to for not having a bar tab
15 June 2021 : I need to get really good at playing skate before Ian challenges me help
14 June 2021 : went to the gas station without my wallet :)
12 June 2021 : I love you!
12 June 2021 : no :/ you can rent it on prime though
11 June 2021 : patiently waiting for bf to deliver yakisoba :)
11 June 2021 : Lorna Shore
11 June 2021 : what is super scary is that I have to contact my ex for tax transcripts
11 June 2021 : the irs is surprisingly not super scary this dude just talked about natural disasters and how to catch red flags in a relationship for the last 35 minutes
11 June 2021 : today I am upset that I tried to buy an earring for $4 and the shipping was $18… it’s from Australia, so like I get it… but I’m not happy about it
11 June 2021 : instagram networking is terrifying
10 June 2021 : I need an entire flame outfit to match this emoji ❤️‍🔥
10 June 2021 : OH SHIT
10 June 2021 : for the record, same. @MileyCyrus https://twitter.com/paulswhtn/status/1402393250569277440
10 June 2021 : the one that died from masturbating with a carrot
8 June 2021 : not as scared anymore :)
8 June 2021 : lol I’m scared :)
8 June 2021 : I want to go to LA just to get on tinder
8 June 2021 : I need to sell my car so I can afford concert tickets help
8 June 2021 : couple is two, few is three lol
8 June 2021 : it’s 2:30 in the morning & I’M HUNGRY
8 June 2021 : update: I worked out then did a nighttime yoga sesh with @samw1tch :)
8 June 2021 : I ate steak at 11pm and now I want to work out? who is she??
8 June 2021 : can I get this cart to last two weeks? updates to come
8 June 2021 : I would like 3 more subscribers to my 0F please *special treat for newbies* #onlyfans pic.twitter.com/kXzs3y3bYJ
7 June 2021 : not me currently dancing in my house to hardstyle like it’s 2014
7 June 2021 : word yeah mine is set up different lol
7 June 2021 : lmao I feel weird too, I usually just put an emoji or nothing 😅
7 June 2021 : I am so stoked to be alive during this era of gymnastics. Simone brings tears to my eyes wtf https://twitter.com/nbcsports/status/1401687672859598850
7 June 2021 : he said it’s amazing, and that pissed me off more hahahaha
7 June 2021 : upset things ended with this guy who just got one of those purple mattresses... I really want to sleep in one lol
7 June 2021 : WHY AM I ANXIOUS CHILL OUT BRAIN
7 June 2021 : propel water has won me back with the new flavors
5 June 2021 : I know that I’m immature but at least I’m not a goddamn failure
5 June 2021 : anyone want to buy a 94 Sentra for parts/body?
5 June 2021 : bought a car lol again
4 June 2021 : worked out in the sun today✨ pic.twitter.com/IJz6rNgO6S
4 June 2021 : thinking about the guy I met on tinder who was always amazed that he liked me but “we hadn’t even had sex yet” after seeing each other twice & I didn’t fuck him to prove a point & now I can’t remember his name and feel HORRIBLE hahahaha
4 June 2021 : tbh I don’t think I’ve been to that one since you left because of that hahaha
4 June 2021 : no lol this was the one on 38th
4 June 2021 : from now on if you come to my house you must bring me a box of cereal in order to kick it I’m done being social
4 June 2021 : cute Taco Bell boy asked me if I “like, impaled” my ears... I have tapers in
4 June 2021 : what up cute boy at Taco Bell in Tacoma :)
3 June 2021 : damn I am needy today & I am sorry hahahaha
3 June 2021 : I worked out be proud of me
3 June 2021 : THIS MAKES SENSE
3 June 2021 : lol okay so I tweeted this then started watching spongebob & it was the episode where Sandy can’t stop working out bc shes about to hibernate & I appreciate the sign... well played universe
3 June 2021 : I have to workout alone today send motivation
3 June 2021 : also if anyone wants to send me like $100-$500 to relieve some stress that would be cool
3 June 2021 : anyone want to buy this Nissan that does not work
3 June 2021 : what does galaxy brain mean
2 June 2021 : should have called me! hahaha
2 June 2021 : found a jumping spider in my house and I’m upset my enclosure isn’t ready yet lol
2 June 2021 : thinking about quitting smoking is stressing me out
2 June 2021 : why did I not remember the wormy episode of spongebob & why is it my new favorite thing ever
1 June 2021 : BRITTA I couldn’t think of her name lol
1 June 2021 : I am literally the blonde chick from Community & I need to get my shit together hahahaha
1 June 2021 : I wish to be tied up and fed macarons instead of being at work right now
31 May 2021 : ~manifesting~ https://twitter.com/katya_zamo/status/1399177600598171649
30 May 2021 : baby blue
27 May 2021 : my bf signed into his Hulu on my tv & jokes on him bc I just cancelled my account & will never log out of his :)
26 May 2021 : lol at ramona liking oat milk
20 May 2021 : Ramona is kneeding, Penelope has a fresh raspberry, Clair de Lune is playing & all is right in this moment :)
20 May 2021 : oddly happy to know Tiffany has an upside down tattoo on her arm #beamerburnbook
19 May 2021 : LOL THIS SAME
19 May 2021 : why is it almost 3 am :(
19 May 2021 : I just gave Penelope a cherry tomato and I have never seen a hamster more excited about anything ever
19 May 2021 : I think I’ve underestimated how fast worms can move?
18 May 2021 : *posts snail pictures on 0F*
18 May 2021 : :) pic.twitter.com/nI8FOsmKiN
17 May 2021 : yeah? like idk how I never noticed??
17 May 2021 : huh? lol
17 May 2021 : just set as my wake up song
17 May 2021 : 4
17 May 2021 : send me a picture, I can see if my bug group on facebook can lol
15 May 2021 : who works with resin and can help me with a squirrel skull?
15 May 2021 : $youscreamkimmy lol https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1393581399722979332
15 May 2021 : it’s my two year sobriety date send cinnabon or a w in the chat
15 May 2021 : I was today years old when I learned it’s “fruits basket” not fruit omg
15 May 2021 : THIS YOU ARE GREAT THANK YOU
15 May 2021 : babe is my cat & I can’t find my glitter 😤
15 May 2021 : tbh I haven’t read them since I was 10... but I was hooked then lol I want to see now! :)
15 May 2021 : I did the same yesterday!! Go us!🖤
15 May 2021 : people: *buying houses, having children, etc* me: “babe, what do I wear to the fairy festival today?”
15 May 2021 : who has every single fruit basket manga that I can borrow
14 May 2021 : @baileaff I miss you
14 May 2021 : bring the pug outfit home with you
13 May 2021 : tip my video on 0F so I can get Cinnabon tomorrow pls :)
13 May 2021 : new video being uploaded to my 0F right nooowwww subscribe so you don’t miss it! (17+ minute b/g)🔥 pic.twitter.com/0bjqEpmamn
13 May 2021 : what is it
12 May 2021 : all is free, but will gladly take donations lol (mostly fem type clothing) https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1392551440179101698
12 May 2021 : going through my clothes, if you or anyone you know wants to check out things I’m getting rid of, come do that lol mostly xs,s clothes & some m sized tops
12 May 2021 : I’d be your date🖤
11 May 2021 : nope nope nope you can get right the fuck out
11 May 2021 : I get it but I don’t like it 😤
10 May 2021 : Kip should stop working and come hang out with me
10 May 2021 : the chips are fucking dank lol
10 May 2021 : I wanted rap snacks ramen to be... better
9 May 2021 : I’d love to touch base with you on advice you receive. I could use it too🖤
7 May 2021 : long story short, someone ran into the freeway at 4am and was killed and 3 semis crashed in the backup and milk and fish spilled everywhere and closed the freeway near fife
7 May 2021 : the owner was being shitty to employees. they weren’t being paid when working extra hours & threatened to fire employees for not being able to come in during the snow storm
7 May 2021 : what a shame
7 May 2021 : running a half hour behind on my list of things to do today bc I refuse to get out of bed
7 May 2021 : there’s this giant patch of plants she keeps disappearing into in the front yard lmao behind the plant shelves
7 May 2021 : this is LITERALLY how the dream was coming at me hahahaha
6 May 2021 : I believe my cat has found Narnia
6 May 2021 : I had a dream we were throwing a party for an ogre and I had to CONVINCE my housemates to get Shrek out to watch with the ogre for its birthday, because DUH & they did not agree ?? I woke up upset
6 May 2021 : what book? lol
6 May 2021 : bitch bet 😤
6 May 2021 : I just want like 4 fun boyfriends and 1 serious girlfriend
6 May 2021 : when is Nina coming?
6 May 2021 : DAMN
5 May 2021 : don’t worry, you can’t get rid of me that easy 😘
5 May 2021 : OH for kitchens, I’ll let it slide lol valid🖤
5 May 2021 : we might have to break up lol
5 May 2021 : @MileyCyrus what’s good https://twitter.com/erinisaway/status/1389753586310131715
4 May 2021 : yes please! I’ll start packing🖤
4 May 2021 : yes
4 May 2021 : I’ve been feeling the same! we can avoid reality together ;)
3 May 2021 : would be very happy to have Cinnabon delivered to me pls
3 May 2021 : *be wrong
3 May 2021 : as far as I know, you need to have 1.5-3 years at your current job when applying (depending on who you’re applying through) I could not wrong, but that’s what I’ve been recently told
3 May 2021 : left work early with a migraine woke up to work calling me and still have a migraine
3 May 2021 : omg I miss that channel
3 May 2021 : Or thin strappy high heels ✨
2 May 2021 : I seriously have the most understanding and supportive partner I AM SO LUCKY
1 May 2021 : literally google it
1 May 2021 : missing the point and also incorrect lol sad
1 May 2021 : ok I just listened to it LOL WOW
1 May 2021 : omg which one
30 April 2021 : me going into recovery at 23 y/o hahahaha https://twitter.com/shrug_emoticon2/status/1388172529492185091
30 April 2021 : that’s shitty, but I’m selfishly glad I’m not alone 😂😘
30 April 2021 : shooting tomorrow & I have the BIGGEST zit on my chin :) I’m not covering it :) I might change my mind about that :)
29 April 2021 : anyway... my Facebook is boring, subscribe to my 0F ;) link in biiioooo
29 April 2021 : I can’t even smoke outside the back fence of work before my shift without random men asking for my Facebook and I just really miss the normalcy of social distancing lol
29 April 2021 : I need a ride home from work tonight :)
29 April 2021 : if I wasn’t at work, yes lol
29 April 2021 : I mean help me not feel shitty, do not help me drink lol
29 April 2021 : I REALLY WANT TO DRINK HELP
28 April 2021 : anyone have $700 they want to give me lol
28 April 2021 : I just thought I heard some loud ass garage band playing... turned out to be a power saw. I either listen to really bad music, or that was a really in tune power saw
28 April 2021 : buy me playboy merch pls
26 April 2021 : ooh me too! We can learn together over video chat hahahaha
26 April 2021 : who knows how to work on an old as Nissan and can I have your permission to put your number on speed dial lol
26 April 2021 : lately I’ve been falling asleep to this Irish youtuber who talks about murder cases & now I feel incomplete with out his voice at night lol this can’t be healthy
26 April 2021 : we almost died learning how to survive the fast life
26 April 2021 : s/o @Dickies dress pants for being coffee resistant✨
26 April 2021 : absolutely
24 April 2021 : are you harnessed with ribbon?! UGHILOVEYOU
24 April 2021 : some of these people who are anti covid vaccine... I’ve seen the untested drugs you’ve but into your body over the years... you’ll be fine lol
24 April 2021 : the one day I can sleep in & I wake up at 8 am :)
24 April 2021 : don’t rush things you’re not ready for yet🖤
24 April 2021 : getting away from drug usage at any level is difficult & it takes times to reach normalcy again. Your self motivation will be there when you’re ready to make that jump & probably at a time where you’ll be stronger in other realms to handle that stress. here if you need anything.
24 April 2021 : I also sold my old car and ate a side of broccoli with the mac & cheese #powermoves
24 April 2021 : I bought a car today and ate two orders of mac & cheese with a baked sweet potato for dessert I feel both dead and alive for various reasons
24 April 2021 : how the FUCK does outback bake their sweet potatoes because holy shit
23 April 2021 : everything sounds like daft punk hahahaha
23 April 2021 : my echo trying to play house music rn is comical
22 April 2021 : looking for a lighter in the rough
22 April 2021 : did you really lol
22 April 2021 : I’m nervous about today & those little I love you’s made the biggest difference. Thank you 🖤
22 April 2021 : I love you say it back
22 April 2021 : very grateful for the people around me
22 April 2021 : forgot I ordered car parts for a car I can no longer fix COOL
22 April 2021 : s/o Brad for pretending to be interested in all the bug pictures I send
21 April 2021 : 🎶anything you can do I can do better🎶 (in a blanket)
21 April 2021 : might fuck around and pierce my septum
21 April 2021 : I would like a guava sunrise from emerald city smoothie delivered to front door at 10:30 am plz & thx
21 April 2021 : with a little salt and pepper fuck ya bud hahaha
20 April 2021 : oh gosh I am an ~emotional wreck~
20 April 2021 : with that being said, I’ve heard how this is a stressful and traumatizing time for some and if any friends of color need any kind of support that I can give, I am here for you🖤 https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1384635619565965320
20 April 2021 : don’t get me wrong, we have so much more to do and achieve, but I’m very grateful for this moment of celebration https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1384635333027917824
20 April 2021 : listening to this poc in my neighborhood outside his house singing happy soulful songs has me in high spirits man #blackexcellence #JusticeForGeorgeFloyd
20 April 2021 : I’m fully convinced my cat has a whole ass other family
20 April 2021 : FUCK YES
20 April 2021 : NO JUSTICE NO STREETS
20 April 2021 : my TV stopped working?! is this fucking 2009?!?!
20 April 2021 : how do I keep it alive lol
20 April 2021 : got a plant to make myself smile today :) pic.twitter.com/R5C4yVRssf
20 April 2021 : me settling into the fact that not doing things all the time is good :) https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1239765047624077312
16 April 2021 : DID YOU REALLY
16 April 2021 : I AM CRYING 🖤 https://twitter.com/ps_force_1/status/1382898335053398018
16 April 2021 : walking to my oat milk latte today :)
16 April 2021 : *patiently waits for Ryan to move back to WA*
16 April 2021 : DREAM KILLER
16 April 2021 : me (25) texting my bf repeatedly to take me to build-a-bear for the new Alice in Wonderland collection
15 April 2021 : I seriously just contemplated for more than 30 seconds to quit my life and move back to North Dakota to work at this bakery so I can learn the recipe for that damn frosting and I need to chill tf out
15 April 2021 : I need someone to get me the long john frosting recipe from the bread pan in Langdon pls
15 April 2021 : I just tried vegan nail polish for the first time & biiitch this shit is FANTASTIC
14 April 2021 : this man just FaceTimed me to watch him cum and immediately hang up hahahaha
14 April 2021 : YES PLEASE
14 April 2021 : who has a cover letter I can copy
13 April 2021 : but darlin’ you can’t stay
11 April 2021 : pic.twitter.com/xBqReyAK0T
10 April 2021 : Happy Birthday Jeffrey🖤
10 April 2021 : I am so happy :)
10 April 2021 : yes
9 April 2021 : about that time of year to get the heely’s out of storage
9 April 2021 : $5 at Walmart!
9 April 2021 : my bf said I looked hot while I was having a panic attack in my car, so rightfully I felt the need to share/preserve that memory on the internet✨ pic.twitter.com/A4IHzFL8CW
9 April 2021 : THIS is why I go to the AUTO LUBE & ESPRESSO by my house so this does NOT HAPPEN
9 April 2021 : this is NOT HEMP MILK in my latte and IM UPSET
9 April 2021 : OH NO I just checked and they’re permanently closed... I’m heartbroken
9 April 2021 : I go to the place next to the fruit market on 21st in fed, good experiences for 10+ years :)
9 April 2021 : YES hahahaha
9 April 2021 : it just literally does not want to cool down lol
9 April 2021 : if my car could just chill out that would be cool as fuck
8 April 2021 : “you look like a hipster Hilary Clinton” -my bf
8 April 2021 : Lilac Queen vinyl preorder? LILAC QUEEN VINYL PREORDERED!
7 April 2021 : s/o to Scott for the future $300 bridesmaid dress... add it to my tab lol
7 April 2021 : which one? 💕
4 April 2021 : one of them hangs by the sink & specifically rounds up any sugar ants they can find, hella handy. the other just chills in a corner of my ceiling and caught a mosquito yesterday, so I’m basically their biggest fan right now.
4 April 2021 : I hope the two spiders now living in my house like their new home
3 April 2021 : No
3 April 2021 : *kicks bong*
3 April 2021 : YAS looking hotter than that pink 💕😘
3 April 2021 : RT @kiptreeman: COME GET YOU A KRAKEN SHIRT BABY LINK IN BIO TOO https://t.co/Bp2dQh06iL https://t.co/pkojb61sMO
3 April 2021 : those sweats tho🔥
3 April 2021 : def compliment, you do have great hair 😘
2 April 2021 : compliment, as long as it’s not like greasy lol
2 April 2021 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1377803467125743616
2 April 2021 : pls buy me boob job thx
2 April 2021 : this would go well lol
1 April 2021 : I literally just did the same can I shop in your closet? lmaooo
1 April 2021 : yes pls https://twitter.com/nehumanesociety/status/1377688210478788609
1 April 2021 : word I’m a huge fan of classic Hollywood graphics & special effects for that exact reason! makes it better in my opinion
1 April 2021 : I want to come over? hahaha
30 March 2021 : If you win can we share? I’ll share lol
30 March 2021 : #SatanShoes 🔥🖤🔥 https://twitter.com/lilnasx/status/1376665832525209601 pic.twitter.com/OLHPSX3OQv
29 March 2021 : this app is good for finding meetings :) pic.twitter.com/1cJcJ3e9Kk
29 March 2021 : dude she loves Ian... she RAN past me to him today lol
29 March 2021 : <3 pic.twitter.com/grRaH384TF
29 March 2021 : nice! I was just curious lol I’m in the middle of The Tattooist of Auschwitz, it’s been a really good read so far!
29 March 2021 : North Dakota, USA... explains it all lol
29 March 2021 : you got this! let me know if you ever want a meeting buddy :)
29 March 2021 : which book? :)
28 March 2021 : oh no not the wrath of ✨sky daddy✨ https://twitter.com/k_barbiexx/status/1375510120944181249
27 March 2021 : I would like the green one pls https://twitter.com/sethrogen/status/1375602439001235458
26 March 2021 : YES dm me your address 🖤
26 March 2021 : I would like a pen pal
26 March 2021 : Bingus is so adorable I’m going to cry. #BingusGang
26 March 2021 : ✨home✨
25 March 2021 : that’s how the house party scene in breaking bad is for me
25 March 2021 : Ohio?? LOL
25 March 2021 : my hair is getting long again & my chi straightener broke last time I moved COOL
24 March 2021 : churros for lunch... being an adult is... conflicting
24 March 2021 : literally the best
22 March 2021 : pls send iced oatmilk caramel mochiato to my bed thx
22 March 2021 : *oatmilk
22 March 2021 : pls send iced caramel mochiato to my bed thx
22 March 2021 : pls send caramel mochiato to my bed thx
22 March 2021 : my bf said he likes when I sing & now I know every thing he has ever said is a lie
22 March 2021 : ok plz
22 March 2021 : should I send kip a ✨tiddy✨ pic lol
22 March 2021 : good to know I would have been fangirling over dug in multiple stages of my life lol
22 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/pnAjbT9Qlt
19 March 2021 : what a messsss
19 March 2021 : new video up on my 0F 🔥 I still need to fix my car pls tip lol
19 March 2021 : I have a fake account with a blown out rupaul profile picture commenting on all my shit 😂 I’ve missed drama tbh
19 March 2021 : lol they keep commenting on my shit to eat 😂 fucking trash, we don’t body shame round these parts 🤠
19 March 2021 : yeah they blocked me lol
19 March 2021 : yeah he blocked me lol
18 March 2021 : stay strong! if you need anything at all I’m here 🖤
18 March 2021 : where can I sell an engagement ring in Tacoma?
18 March 2021 : that harness is gorgeous on youuuu 🖤
18 March 2021 : youscreamkimmy I take cashapp or venmo https://twitter.com/allisonoconor/status/1371914104965840900
17 March 2021 : if your transphobic, don’t subscribe to my 0F I might scare you with a strap on lol BOO BITCH 👻 (you’re also just a piece of shit and don’t deserve my content)
17 March 2021 : *invites self for next season*
16 March 2021 : pic.twitter.com/b8Q0CVjT0q
15 March 2021 : who has a car I can buy for like $500 lol
14 March 2021 : my bf saying “this is an us thing” when I was overwhelmed at the size of the donut he got me https://twitter.com/pinkmurda/status/1370774266984153091
13 March 2021 : I was in bed lol
13 March 2021 : Haley is probably on her way to pick me up lol guess where I am
13 March 2021 : personally, I found a second job doing something I looked at as more of a hobby. coaching gymnastics, love it & I was getting paid to work out. I would not have worked out otherwise hahaha see if there’s a side job you’ll enjoy a bit or find some clarity through 🖤
13 March 2021 : my bf just called me to tell me to cry because I was trying to hold in my sadness hahahaha
13 March 2021 : I’d swipe right
12 March 2021 : today is a great fucking day WATCH THE PITW LIVE STREAM 🔥TONIGHT🔥
12 March 2021 : what are squishmallows and why hasn’t my bf gotten me 5 of them
12 March 2021 : the strawberry lemonade freeze from taco bell is giving me genuine happiness at 2am I am sober
12 March 2021 : I blame math rock for my elitism
11 March 2021 : really though, mad deals on my 0F right now, hit me up for customs🔥 https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1370149054726905861
11 March 2021 : can I pls have $300 to fix my car real quick lol
11 March 2021 : whoever made the coffee in the house today is on my good list
11 March 2021 : LETS GO
11 March 2021 : I’ll go to that with you!
11 March 2021 : special treat for new subscribers! link in bio💋 pic.twitter.com/GLzRpIysmO
11 March 2021 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy pic.twitter.com/UjwN96XKrp
11 March 2021 : subscribe to my 0F right now (March 10-15) for a special video to your inbox! you won’t be sorry 😈 link in bio💋 @samw1tch #onlyfans pic.twitter.com/DocsdJ6oyF
11 March 2021 : yeah I was bummed lol saw him twice and it was horrible both times
11 March 2021 : this was the worst live show I have ever seen ever lol https://twitter.com/anhaffner/status/1369491316686651393
10 March 2021 : my gas gauge doesn’t even work hahahaha
10 March 2021 : it wasn’t a phase mom pic.twitter.com/ziWQLa5I6t
9 March 2021 : @HaleyDeanne_ @_jaayddd
9 March 2021 : Ashten
9 March 2021 : just learned my first abuser is happily married and gets to travel Europe regularly, do I ruin his life now or later?
9 March 2021 : my car shit out & I know this is trivial, but I really need my hair cut before this weekend lol
9 March 2021 : send pictures!
9 March 2021 : I already miss my gym job oops
8 March 2021 : ME
8 March 2021 : do it
8 March 2021 : IAN SUPPORTS ME SHAVING MY HEAD
8 March 2021 : ugh that song is so good
8 March 2021 : not me sprinting outside to the middle of the street screaming RAMONA in front of my neighbors bc there were very angry raccoon noises & I did not know ramona was asleep in bed lol it’s 1:30 in the morning
7 March 2021 : HAHAHAHAH LOGAN
6 March 2021 : *Logic voice* WOO
5 March 2021 : excited to see what beauty you bring out of it🖤
5 March 2021 : my group chat called me out for this today lol
4 March 2021 : I also would like a link to watch drag race illegally pls
4 March 2021 : who has hbo max & will let me watch tom & jerry?
4 March 2021 : grateful for @samw1tch today. they’re out getting me dabs, cigs, and made me eat :)
4 March 2021 : I love when my cigarette makes that little sizzle noise
4 March 2021 : I’m going to sit outside and cross stitch until my eyes go brrr
4 March 2021 : fighting with racists on Facebook again, I’m back baby!
3 March 2021 : stolen pic.twitter.com/1YUEbAzP2a
3 March 2021 : my bf has these already perfectly worn in grey sweatpants from his high school that he wears all the time but I want them do I steal them he’s not home
3 March 2021 : tbh why didn’t they cancel Eminem years ago
3 March 2021 : tbh I was more rattled that ND was able to cost effectively find seagulls to serve rather than chickens...
3 March 2021 : my brain feels okay today
3 March 2021 : years ago in North Dakota I found out my favorite Chinese place was literally serving seagull as chicken
1 March 2021 : drawing glued over watercolor (card) & going to frame the cross stitch lol
1 March 2021 : made a thing pic.twitter.com/WyYFKMZkau
26 February 2021 : lol I have so much to do tomorrow
26 February 2021 : I thought I left insomnia back in high school tbh I’m annoyed
25 February 2021 : if the Seahawks get rid of Wilson maybe I’ll watch football again
25 February 2021 : video w/ @samw1tch going up for sale tomorrow! subscribe so you’re ready for it ;) #onlyfans
24 February 2021 : I did it... I quit lol
24 February 2021 : my new aesthetic is juicy couture tracksuits & accessories with the little playboy bunny head on them
24 February 2021 : I think I’m quitting my second job today pls subscribe to my 0F lol
24 February 2021 : trying to explain how I’m feeling during an ~episode~ without sounding absolutely bonkers is a personal struggle of mine
24 February 2021 : patiently waiting for lilac queen vinyl
23 February 2021 : yeah I’d rather have this couch over a bf
23 February 2021 : fuck yeah, you deserve to be! 🖤
23 February 2021 : ?? ???
23 February 2021 : is this heartburn? (I’ve never had heartburn)
23 February 2021 : Tuesday before I work?
23 February 2021 : I had a coffee ~before~ work today & now my chest hurts & I think this is it folks see ya on the flip side
23 February 2021 : I have a tree I want to visit in the near future, want to join me?
22 February 2021 : I really hope my people are not buying #FreeBritney merch from companies who are not giving profits to our girl
22 February 2021 : me, an iPhone owner, saying “ooh fancy” literally every time @OnThisSheet hands me an AirPod https://twitter.com/kiptreeman/status/1363892159779205122
22 February 2021 : me saying “ooh fancy” literally every time @OnThisSheet hands me an AirPod https://twitter.com/kiptreeman/status/1363892159779205122
22 February 2021 : whaaat stoked for you dude!
21 February 2021 : go through people I follow for some local activism accounts :)
21 February 2021 : THIS— I love seeing it!!
21 February 2021 : who knows how to make curtains? I’d rather support the homies before attempting this myself lol
21 February 2021 : yo I felt this in my soul
21 February 2021 : I think justice has better cheekbones lol
21 February 2021 : I’ve figured it out!! Lead singer of Neon Trees
21 February 2021 : love seeing people hold their people accountable
21 February 2021 : THE EMINEM HAIR tbh I actually don’t hate it
21 February 2021 : I second this
20 February 2021 : I got a $40 tip on 0F (thank you kind soul) IM GOING TO THE THRIFT SHOP BABY
20 February 2021 : CINNABON
20 February 2021 : all I can think about is Cinnabon are they problematic?
20 February 2021 : discord is overwhelming I literally can’t compute
20 February 2021 : is there a way to drop off material donations?
20 February 2021 : @samw1tch is bringing me ramen :’) #IfTheresNothingMissingInMyLifeThenWhyDoTheseTearsComeAtNight
20 February 2021 : my bf keeps texting me about “pow days” and I literally have no idea what he’s talking about ever
20 February 2021 : come hang I’ll cry too 🎉
19 February 2021 : I want weird pillows and need stuffed animals help me clutter my tiny house
19 February 2021 : oh shit he made this hella spicy lol it all makes sense
19 February 2021 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy https://twitter.com/kadengorla1/status/1362825979219992576
19 February 2021 : the chef at my pad thai place acknowledged me today
19 February 2021 : hahahaha fair, I will find eggs elsewhere 😂
19 February 2021 : do they sell eggs? I need an egg person lol
18 February 2021 : I dropped the dab pen at the memorial and idk if I should be bummed or if she just wanted to hit it bc thats shit is gone gone lol
18 February 2021 : Dickies girl, but wannabe Carhart
18 February 2021 : RT @rabbitwhite: My post covid prediction is that it will bring a sudden, strong revival of 2007-style party photography
18 February 2021 : how do I hamster proof the tiny house so Penny can be free
18 February 2021 : maybe we’ll be butterflies
18 February 2021 : my old car when I first moved to Tacoma hahahaha https://twitter.com/themindoftrav_/status/1361765177901875204
18 February 2021 : currently living for gen z discovering hair wavers
18 February 2021 : I’ve avoided bleaching my hair this long to not be a mullet Miley cliche, but fuck it imma do it
17 February 2021 : omg pls we could be thriving🖤
17 February 2021 : could be us...
17 February 2021 : I love haley I would be lost without haley
16 February 2021 : I took a break from responding on 0F for a bit (sorry) but I’ll be back tomorrow 🖤 y’all
16 February 2021 : Tac house drugged my mashed potatoes on thanksgiving, you BEEN doing folks foul hahahaha
16 February 2021 : does anybody remember when I randomly found like a half oz in a bush in the Beamer parking lot ?? https://twitter.com/ryandoesntexist/status/1361723420229193730
16 February 2021 : this guy in one of my Facebook groups goes live to play guitar hero every day & I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want his lifestyle
16 February 2021 : the amount of work I have to cram into two hours bc I got lost in my cross stitch is ridiculous pls help
16 February 2021 : THIS IS OKAY! it helps to normalize the term for others to use without people questioning it/being nosey https://twitter.com/mystmilano/status/1361167442693783554
15 February 2021 : at goodwill: “I’ve wanted book ends since I saw the ones you got” me: “oh if you like them you can totally have them!” “no they’re ugly”
15 February 2021 : your gift isn’t going to be here on time bf & I haven’t finished making yours yet gf
15 February 2021 : me finding my dab pen in my coat pocket filled with snow from @samw1tch thx lol still works tho https://twitter.com/jduprek/status/1361040012028964864
12 February 2021 : RT @olebiscuitbrain: Why eat balanced meals when u can have bagel for every meal? Huh u ever think about that mister doctor man?
12 February 2021 : 25 year old me https://twitter.com/reiagz/status/1359547690217050113
10 February 2021 : my Twitter is obnoxious, sorry Joi :)
9 February 2021 : Godzilla IS my boyfriend
9 February 2021 : YES! I’m doing a heart pool set this Friday 🖤 come over
9 February 2021 : CUTE ASS SET UP
9 February 2021 : lmao what
7 February 2021 : “were you just making out with me while watching Wayne’s World?” is something I’m surprisingly happy to have to ask my boyfriend
5 February 2021 : okay for real though, it was the absolute easiest piercing I’ve gotten
5 February 2021 : I don’t talk to my father because he’s not a good dude, so I just say @PeteCarroll is my dad plz adopt this 25y/o
5 February 2021 : I think about this when I try to up the spice level at my regular Thai place & they say no lol https://twitter.com/prafxis/status/1357116400314109953
5 February 2021 : I know the rules of hockey & still think this when I see hockey videos hahaha
5 February 2021 : the first time I tried flirting (6th grade) I was watching say yes to the dress & I texted this boy to ask him to marry me so I “could get a cute wedding dress” & he said sure & I didn’t reply because I did not know what to do
5 February 2021 : me pretending to be into classic literature in high school to get with this college dude, then actually falling in love with classic literature instead of dude was a definite win
5 February 2021 : details?? lol
5 February 2021 : this just sent me baaaaack
5 February 2021 : y’all are chaotic
4 February 2021 : I love this 🖤
4 February 2021 : he admitted to using it as a slur & if you still support this person you’re apart of the bigger problem
4 February 2021 : are we really surprised that a country singer is a racist
4 February 2021 : it’s 2am & I’m crying watching Married at First Sight plz end me
4 February 2021 : how can I get @aaroncarter to follow me again lol what did I do
3 February 2021 : how can I be a beer league ice girl tho
3 February 2021 : call them out and let us all enjoy the moment
3 February 2021 : RT @veryharryhill: You’re telling me a girl put these records on??
2 February 2021 : casually drinking my first cup of coffee at 3pm
2 February 2021 : dm me your address!
2 February 2021 : let’s trade 💕
2 February 2021 : ☁️ pic.twitter.com/AzubpXEmkB
2 February 2021 : I just ordered new sheets with little colorful bugs printed all over them is this a quarter life crisis
1 February 2021 : I woke up to my tv playing house of the rising sun in German? I definitely turned off my tv last night
1 February 2021 : six whole years without you doesn’t feel right I miss your laugh & your eyes & when you would do stupid shit like cut off your eyelashes. I love you Katie, more than I could ever show. pic.twitter.com/qOYMCHuthN
1 February 2021 : just like the good ol’ days
1 February 2021 : laughing at the fact that I still owe Haley’s dad over $200 for an MCR ticket
1 February 2021 : going to be dropping my next check on an absurd amount of novelty earrings that I am most definitely allergic to ~ goodbye depression :)
30 January 2021 : if you see me shopping in the kids section bc the clothes are cheap & I can fit them.,. mind yo business
30 January 2021 : send the addy
30 January 2021 : with these tires? in THIS economy??
30 January 2021 : I can’t believe I ripped my ear for the first time EVER going back to a DOUBLE ZERO fucking DIE me
30 January 2021 : I got a last minute surprise day off work & my boyfriend is snowboarding??? how do I not be mad
30 January 2021 : today I’m stoked for hot Twitter guys’ happiness I love to see it ✨
30 January 2021 : this is how I got @TraceCyrus to follow me 🖤 love me plz https://twitter.com/soupinhercan/status/1355311142378348548
29 January 2021 : does one ever really get ALL of the suavecito out of their hair?
29 January 2021 : 5 months is huge progress! stay strong & remember recovery is not a linear process. Here if you ever need/want to talk🖤
29 January 2021 : seriously who can I pay to finish painting my tiny house
28 January 2021 : please date me 🥺
28 January 2021 : my heart shaped pool got delivered today🖤
28 January 2021 : & an officer should be held to higher standard than the average person considering they’re hired to “protect” the average person. ACAB tho.
28 January 2021 : As a 29 year officer, Khanh Phan should have been trained enough to wait for backup (which had already been called for) before going into a large unpredictable crowd alone. Aside from the fact that there was also room to drive backwards out of the group.
27 January 2021 : 🖤🎀🖤 pic.twitter.com/qZn5o4BLQe
27 January 2021 : 🖤🎀🖤 pic.twitter.com/pRp7TbSU4z
27 January 2021 : WHERE
26 January 2021 : genuine question: what is your reasoning either for or for not getting the vaccine? *no arguments please, just looking for a difference of opinion
26 January 2021 : loved these! she came out with an adult trilogy more recently that I haven’t started yet lol
26 January 2021 : listening to Good Charlotte
26 January 2021 : posting a new solo video on 0F tomorrow, sorry for the wait 😘🖤 pic.twitter.com/iSwpPOe70m
25 January 2021 : I had a dream last night where I was nonchalantly eating my birth control like candy & if that’s not a terrifying sign idk what is
25 January 2021 : this is so awesome! Excited for you🖤
25 January 2021 : I use beauty rest black from costco, I recommend for medium/firm
25 January 2021 : Zips owner/employer is problematic from what I heard, but they are cheaper. I don’t support though
25 January 2021 : house of cannabis
25 January 2021 : let’s go together
24 January 2021 : remind me to post on 0F later
24 January 2021 : I was trying to explain why I felt like drinking this week & this is it https://twitter.com/missss_ebriny/status/1352791031738060800
24 January 2021 : don’t hate me but I read this in the ~country boy I love youuu~ voice and I’m in tears hahaha
24 January 2021 : this week has me wanting to drink send love
24 January 2021 : yeah like middle of November I think :( corona struggles got ‘em super sad about it
24 January 2021 : businesses should just,,, stop serving cops
24 January 2021 : wtf they stay harassing people on 6th ave also wow I miss metronome lol
24 January 2021 : not wrong
24 January 2021 : fuck TPD
24 January 2021 : I haven’t been awake this early in literal months I want to cry
24 January 2021 : you got this! 😤
24 January 2021 : Tonight
24 January 2021 : demonstration at Dorky’s in Tacoma come out we need numbers #seattleprotest #seattleprotestcomms
23 January 2021 : yo I have a real life boyfriend wtf
21 January 2021 : This is so kind! I might use this idea in the near future 🖤
20 January 2021 : I still haven’t really rollerbladed since I fell on my ass and you had to pick me and logan up hahaha
20 January 2021 : I just spooked a houseless person by yelling “oh nooo the picklesss! out my car window without noticing them there & for that I am sorry
20 January 2021 : stay mad
20 January 2021 : wow people are actually mad that I’m thriving LOL
20 January 2021 : I need another tiny house to put a pole in
19 January 2021 : also if you can actually help with this, hmu
19 January 2021 : “I need help building a mini ramp in my back yard” is not something I expected to say past the year 2014
19 January 2021 : my bell bottom jeans are ready for pick up
18 January 2021 : let’s skate sometime!
18 January 2021 : how do I link a vintage Sabercats hockey jersey to my 0F wishlist?
15 January 2021 : MY CAT JUST BROUGHT ME A LIVE SLUG THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER
15 January 2021 : I just want to play guitar hero 2
13 January 2021 : I’m no longer buying clothes unless I feel like Twiggy in them
13 January 2021 : I GOT ONE OF MY CLASSES SWOTCHED FROM ME BEING LEAD TO ASSIST AND NOW I DONT HAVE THREE IN A ROW AND DONT WSNT TO QUIT MY JOB PARTY
9 January 2021 : “oh wow, you’re not stupid” -my tattoo artist
8 January 2021 : DO IT
8 January 2021 : yes
8 January 2021 : goodnight @yungblud 🖤
8 January 2021 : literally the best omg
7 January 2021 : where is Nina?
6 January 2021 : context: we are friends and he didn’t even look at the spot I was talking about bc a cute girl just walked into the shop
6 January 2021 : not me telling my tattoo artist I’m going to scream if he doesn’t shade in this tiny spot he insists should not be shaded but he is wrong
6 January 2021 : rude lol
5 January 2021 : people who still keep rapists around also need to be addressed.
5 January 2021 : you always pick the best music moods to wake up to lol I appreciate you
5 January 2021 : progress, I love this for you 🖤 stay strong!
5 January 2021 : I’ve also listened to nothing but Good Charlotte all day so I must just be in a Mood™️
5 January 2021 : this weed has me laughing through a panic attack lmao what is happening
5 January 2021 : crossing my fingers (and toes) that the three pairs of thigh high boots I’ve purchased actually fit my thighs
5 January 2021 : are we on our way back down?
5 January 2021 : one of my residents brought me cookies & now I’m crying at work :)
5 January 2021 : I just heard a group of kids at work talking about how to pull off a senior skip day in zoom classes
5 January 2021 : but also very much game for pudding 👅
5 January 2021 : I want to fill it with those little orbeez things 👀😂
5 January 2021 : I thought of a second outfit for it & fuck it I’m buying the pool happy belated holidays to me💦 pic.twitter.com/yWlxUW4vpf
4 January 2021 : but it’s not shaped like a heart 💔😅 lol I’m irrational
3 January 2021 : let’s do a shoot in it 👀
3 January 2021 : I ridiculously want to spend $85 on this heart shaped inflatable pool
3 January 2021 : “If Kim ignores us it’s normal” -group chat
3 January 2021 : are you in WA?!
3 January 2021 : I’m bitches https://twitter.com/crystalnymph404/status/1345551286658244608
3 January 2021 : do I get to see Nina?!
3 January 2021 : I’d consider that an upgrade
2 January 2021 : more tattoo next weekend yes
2 January 2021 : Just hit top 18% on 0F! Help get me to top 15% and I’ll send you a special treat 😘 #onlyfans http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy
1 January 2021 : yungblud is bae
1 January 2021 : you’ve been on my mind, proud of you & hope you’re doing alright🖤
1 January 2021 : I left the office on for my cat so she could enjoy it while I’m at work before it’s taken from us
1 January 2021 : LETS GET JAYD HIGH
31 December 2020 : @samw1tch : *nonchalantly touches my crotch* Me: ... Sam: “you’re welcome”
31 December 2020 : @FactualMaxual that’s so brave & I hope it all went smooth for you 🖤
31 December 2020 : I just found the tiniest of slugs outside my house & it made my day :)
31 December 2020 : written in chrome and gore it’s all the same
31 December 2020 : I really do 😘
31 December 2020 : you’re chaotic hahaha
30 December 2020 : I need bratz doll inspiration
30 December 2020 : I got denim ankle boots with a stiletto heel on them yesterday and literally WHAT do I wear with these?!
30 December 2020 : enjoy the stimmy lol http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy
30 December 2020 : I can fill in
29 December 2020 : take the cat
29 December 2020 : No, it was because they filed my tax payment, but not my tax form so I had to refile and shit like a week ago. I still might get a check, but I’ll have to wait for the forms to process to see. I mailed everything in lol
29 December 2020 : laughing at the fact that I never got my first stimulus check so I just started making p0rn instead hahahaha #americandream
29 December 2020 : so last night, I thought I was getting paid today but I got my days mixed up so I should be getting paid tomorrow but I might have found $100 in my purse but I can’t remember if that was a dream or not now I just got paid while typing this but it came a day early and this is why
28 December 2020 : where’s a good place to get last minute not basic lingerie bc I’m dumb and procrastinated help (Tacoma)
28 December 2020 : my gym jobs wants to reopen next month... how do I say no
26 December 2020 : they match the butterfly🖤🥺
26 December 2020 : I’ll give a 50% discount for a one month subscription to the first five people to dm me on 0F what’s actually in my hand🔥 answer in my last post (you should like it)😘🖤 http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy #onlyfans #buttstuff pic.twitter.com/BwxFibVGTL
26 December 2020 : I bought a Pink Slip shirt
26 December 2020 : I put on makeup to film & now I’m crying while watching Freaky Friday
24 December 2020 : so the smoke shop by my work uses the same energy drink mix as Gravity & isn’t a shitty company like Gravity so basically I’m on crack again
24 December 2020 : put a wishlist on my 0F & I already bought something off of it for myself lol I need to be stopped
24 December 2020 : Just put a TIP MENU in my 0F bio🔥 hit my dms for custom content🖤 (I also added a wishlist, so if you feel like spoiling me I would not mind)✨ pic.twitter.com/YtKoJQ08GY
22 December 2020 : ft me when you’re drunk
22 December 2020 : also, two different people got me Dolly Parton prints, so that’s hilarious and fucking awesome
22 December 2020 : s/o to my roommates for getting bondage rope and a toy cleaner for solstice hahahaha
21 December 2020 : I look like coconut head tried to put in extensions
21 December 2020 : but the dude at money tree said it was ~artsy~ so what do I know
21 December 2020 : come retake this with my cute wall lol
21 December 2020 : I haven’t been active in my group chats at all bc I got a bad haircut & I’m upset this is my disclaimer
15 December 2020 : Subscribe to http://onlyfans.com/fuckcam2000 for a FREE little preview of a b/g video I posted tonight! Come watch me get fucked by @FuckCam2000 🔥 to subscribe for the full video, link is in my bio🖤💦 #onlyfans https://twitter.com/fuckcam2000/status/1338595617853952000 pic.twitter.com/KIm42X9R05
14 December 2020 : fed stays chaotic hahaha
14 December 2020 : I want in lol
14 December 2020 : I can’t find my dab pen :)
13 December 2020 : I wish you called me, I would have come to witness hahaha
13 December 2020 : I’ve been telling you!
11 December 2020 : you’re learning! ;) love you 🖤
11 December 2020 : 25 pic.twitter.com/qhubM4pBz1
10 December 2020 : yes
9 December 2020 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy bet
9 December 2020 : MISSING SHOWS & 15+ punx improvising and it sounding awesome lives rent free in my mind https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1226578798239305729
8 December 2020 : what else could air pods do like I know I’m dumb but literally why
8 December 2020 : the accuracy hurts my soul https://twitter.com/nicholasdante_/status/1335356254911336454
8 December 2020 : I relate to this way too hard lol https://twitter.com/nicholasdante_/status/1335356254911336454
6 December 2020 : definitely scared off Phil when I asked him to grab the cat skeleton he found in a clients crawl space while at work
6 December 2020 : NEW GENERATION DECLINE ALBUM🔥
4 December 2020 : we at the combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell
4 December 2020 : if any of y’all were invested in my headlight problems, I found out I just can’t use the seat warmers AND the headlights if you know why this is please tell me :)
4 December 2020 : I’ve had hypa hypa on repeat this week hahaha
2 December 2020 : 37
2 December 2020 : really annoyed I was actually on track to finish Haley’s birthday gift but my shoulder was like NOPE
1 December 2020 : I wish I looked like Barbie, really it’s like this hahaha pic.twitter.com/wQxX1OlnvX
1 December 2020 : subscribe to my #onlyfans HELP ME GO TO COLLEGE http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy pic.twitter.com/J5IJtgJNeM
1 December 2020 : this is so helpful, thank you! 🖤
1 December 2020 : can an almost 25 year old still get a college scholarship? asking for me
30 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/dU363outhY
29 November 2020 : pull you in, but don’t you get too close
29 November 2020 : WHERE IS HALEY
29 November 2020 : Doctor: “don’t use your arm unless necessary” Me: *vigorously cross stitches for 7 hours straight*
29 November 2020 : who has big ass spiders I can use for an 0F shoot lol
29 November 2020 : hahahaha no lies https://twitter.com/welfarewonders/status/1332973499384619009
29 November 2020 : I FORGOT TO TELL Y’ALL I GOT THE TRUMPET
29 November 2020 : really fucking love when I doubt myself enough to let others affect my well-being :)
28 November 2020 : do we know what happened?
28 November 2020 : *uses bondage rope to make an arm sling*
27 November 2020 : patiently waiting to blast off🔥 #thereislifeonmars
27 November 2020 : someone take me on a snowboarding date so I have a reason to buy this $200 snow suit so I can justify this frivolous purchase that’s really just to mask my depression :)
27 November 2020 : If you get a limb amputated from an injury you can ask to keep it. I read about a guy doing it and he cooked his amputated leg for him and his friends to eat
27 November 2020 : it me https://twitter.com/cryb0i/status/1331761605693071360
23 November 2020 : *fist bump*
23 November 2020 : just a reminder that these exist https://twitter.com/masonramsey/status/1143944702619791360
21 November 2020 : please🖤 https://twitter.com/astitchingwitch/status/1329884209431924736
21 November 2020 : I got a new phone & am seeing new Twitter for the first time & I’m upset
20 November 2020 : yes
19 November 2020 : somehow not the most chaotic thing I've heard at that place
19 November 2020 : good morning @yungblud 🖤
18 November 2020 : solid advice, it worked lol
18 November 2020 : if there's anyone going up from Tacoma, I have a couple sleeping bad to donate. I won't be able to make it there until the weekend
18 November 2020 : what is a fleet hahahaha
18 November 2020 : glad I have an old ass phone bc I have no idea what update/stories y'all are talking about lol
18 November 2020 : quit subbing me
17 November 2020 : "I had that same haircut in the 70's" -my mom
17 November 2020 : @ tac house https://twitter.com/boyyeetsworld/status/1328145848237174785
17 November 2020 : is this real?
16 November 2020 : but will I know you at 25
15 November 2020 : good morning @yungblud 🖤
15 November 2020 : thank you! that makes sense lol
15 November 2020 : what did he do?
14 November 2020 : LOL omg was it the sketchy one I was talking about?? Hahahaha
14 November 2020 : James said business was struggling last time I was there but that was last year when I got the bong. Is it gone? Lol
13 November 2020 : just dropped a terrible quality video on my OF ~ check it out lol http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy #onlyfans
13 November 2020 : I don't really know what to do about this so I'm just gonna not
13 November 2020 : no tf they're not hahahaha https://twitter.com/zeikm2000/status/1327089559251795969
13 November 2020 : I love mine! I have chronic migraines so screens are rough and they have helped so much
13 November 2020 : just wrote a song called Ladybug In My Mullet (based on true events) stay tuned
13 November 2020 : according to my dysfunctional life plan I have one month to quit smoking cigarettes
13 November 2020 : LOVE ME https://twitter.com/yungblud/status/1327245486433181697
13 November 2020 : healing is not linear, I am so so proud of you 🖤
13 November 2020 : *insert Billy Ray Cyrus lyric here* pic.twitter.com/BAH8uuLHSv
13 November 2020 : @yungblud hey
13 November 2020 : what style
13 November 2020 : debating closing the door on my minor dream of being a volunteer cheerleader to possibly open the door of paying a fuck ton of money to be a trapeze artist what do
12 November 2020 : 😎
12 November 2020 : I started to boycott Taco Bell when I learned they helped fund the trump campaign... won't catch me upset about a menu change this time around
12 November 2020 : I've made plans with like 7 different people this weekend and just know I plan to cancel on all of you lol
11 November 2020 : I literally did the same hahaha hair today and tattoo Friday
11 November 2020 : s/o Veterans Day for free parking in Seattle
11 November 2020 : is this an invite to come take three dabs?
11 November 2020 : ever since @dabburrito said the magic number of dabs to take is three... I have been way too high
11 November 2020 : Raspberry, blackberry, orange with cream
11 November 2020 : I live in a tiny house and tomorrow will have a mullet... I'm almost a real bisexual!
11 November 2020 : I just want @yungblud to want me back
11 November 2020 : I need my birth chart again lol
11 November 2020 : we're going!
11 November 2020 : please no
10 November 2020 : want to guess who smoked an entire infused joint to themselves on their lunch break when they still had a fuck ton of stuff to do after said lunch break
10 November 2020 : I just messaged a cute girl first send a w in the chat
10 November 2020 : I hate winter I miss the snails
10 November 2020 : religion is a scam & Jesus is fake news https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1326022866823905280
10 November 2020 : this is the first year I've officially disassociated from Christmas & I'm so fucking happy
10 November 2020 : if I don’t like my mullet I’m seriously shaving my head
8 November 2020 : how do you find a spa where you get your own bath robe and shit and just hang out there all day bc idk how to be that boujee but I would very much like to be
8 November 2020 : are they giving 10% to their cats?
8 November 2020 : I got a juice box where my heart used to beat
8 November 2020 : just got off work :) *sits in car crying to City And Colour*
7 November 2020 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy https://twitter.com/safewebuser/status/1324973003835285505
7 November 2020 : Let me know what you learn! 🖤
7 November 2020 : also dm me pictures please lol
7 November 2020 : From the research I've done, it's a bit over the line, yes. I can't speak for poc of course, but slicking them back is okay from what I read.
6 November 2020 : this is my 4th tweet at @yungblud and no luck yet. I will be waiting patiently :)
6 November 2020 : good morning @yungblud 🖤
6 November 2020 : http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy https://twitter.com/krees11112/status/1324558566330523649
6 November 2020 : I have a couple they can have lol
5 November 2020 : I LOVE YOU https://twitter.com/yungblud/status/1324323624476725249
5 November 2020 : I usually say black and grey for anything lol but this color is sick 🔥
4 November 2020 : If you voted for Jorgensen, you voted against women's rights. https://twitter.com/saaratonin/status/1323674277179203591
4 November 2020 : posting a new photo set tonight, link in bio 🖤 • • • • #onlyfans #onlyfanspages #onlyfansgirl #onlyfanscreators #onlyfansinbio #onlyfansbabe #onlyfansnsfw #onlyfanscanappreciate #onlyfansgetthis pic.twitter.com/Tt0kvo0VWC
3 November 2020 : how many times I going to have to tweet at @yungblud for him to notice me?
3 November 2020 : 🎶don't be jealous of my mullet, don't be jealous of my mullet🎶
3 November 2020 : pic.twitter.com/qla56OEZZT
3 November 2020 : if you can't love your mullet, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else's mullet?
2 November 2020 : once I get 45 subscribers (only need 3!) to my OnlyFans, I'll post the set I teased 💦 when I get to 50 I'll post a premium solo video 🔥 http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy #onlyfans #tellyourfriends
2 November 2020 : If it's a sprain there's nothing they could really do for it. If you need I can take a look and show you how to wrap it correctly. Ankle injuries are my speciality lol
2 November 2020 : once I get 45 subscribers (only need 2!) to my OnlyFans, I'll post the set I teased 💦 when I get to 50 I'll post a premium solo video 🔥 http://onlyfans.com/youscreamkimmy #onlyfans #tellyourfriends
29 October 2020 : I wish David played better lol, not necessarily win, but not that... I would have loved to see Davonne take it all, wouldn't have been surprised if Tyler did and Cody def deserved it
29 October 2020 : oh same lol who did you want to win out of the whole cast this year?
29 October 2020 : hahahaha yes! & Nicole's entire post show face was a moooood lmao
29 October 2020 : let's audition lmao
29 October 2020 : aw I'm glad da got americas favorite!
29 October 2020 : Totally Cody and I kind of did see the Nicole thing coming... I think it was smarter on his part
29 October 2020 : YES who do you think will get it
29 October 2020 : I quote this often https://twitter.com/henryyyyg/status/1321190357640507393
28 October 2020 : who plays music/has a band and will give me permission to use your music in my onlyfans videos lol I will definitely credit you and put music links in posts
28 October 2020 : not a good word to use...
27 October 2020 : so I slept for three hours and got literally nothing done lol
27 October 2020 : I really need to finish moving and I really need to finish this cross stitch piece by tomorrow and I'm at currently at work and I think I'm going to take a nap
27 October 2020 : WHAT
26 October 2020 : now that a bunch of you have seen me naked, who can help me move the rest of my shit to a storage unit today lol
26 October 2020 : hell yeah!
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24 October 2020 : I accidentally hit my eye on my desk while moving yesterday and it swelled just so you can't see the bag under my eye and I'm wondering how to strategically hit the other eye so I look alive for once
24 October 2020 : I'm going to throw a costume party for my 25th (if able) and going to be Cher and just scream "IM CHER BITCH" the entire night
24 October 2020 : I just accidentally drove to pick up my food with my bong chillin' on the floor of my car (unbeknownst to me) and it didn't spill until I parked #party ?
23 October 2020 : where he at I got the nail bat and I'm feeling aggressive
22 October 2020 : my Keurig is BROKEN WHATTHEFUCK
22 October 2020 : *invites self*
22 October 2020 : ouch. https://twitter.com/onlyastoner/status/1319119704431230977
21 October 2020 : who let my degenerate ass become an asb officer in middle school ??
21 October 2020 : What's the song?
21 October 2020 : yes https://twitter.com/fetusfilets/status/1315522512285917184
20 October 2020 : me @ me https://twitter.com/lilsamsquanch66/status/1318560740001853440
20 October 2020 : trying to wife this dude but he won't text me first
20 October 2020 : What should I be for Halloween?
19 October 2020 : no way mason ramsey is a gem we do not deserve him
19 October 2020 : Christopher accidentally hatched my Tamagotchi and now I have responsibilities ??
18 October 2020 : I think nick moved out while I was at work yesterday lol now I can cry in any of the five bedrooms and don't have to be quiet about it
18 October 2020 : Coffee Crisp hands down
18 October 2020 : look in the mirror when you cry
18 October 2020 : when is @thecampaignbook going to actually let me love him
18 October 2020 : can we discuss that Hannah Montana cover lol
16 October 2020 : Okay I love this! Super pop punk vibes which is right up my alley lol
16 October 2020 : omg I found it a few days ago I'm 98% committed to this cult
16 October 2020 : I can't remember anything at this point lol YOU'RE IN
16 October 2020 : Avoidance is a hell of a drug.
16 October 2020 : Oh my god 🔥🔥🔥
16 October 2020 : Hell yeah!
16 October 2020 : I have a female vocalist in mind but I would love to have you in on this too! That would be sick 🔥
16 October 2020 : Band names so far we have "All That Ska" and "Ska?" Other options are very welcome lol
16 October 2020 : OH SHIT 🔥🔥
16 October 2020 : ya girl found nonalcoholic wine #party
16 October 2020 : We're about to be an instrumental ska band of 8 different wind/brass instruments hahahaha
16 October 2020 : Oh you're late to the show lol welcome to our band!
16 October 2020 : @scumwizard69 You're a dream ✨
15 October 2020 : Tsunami drill, you're good.
15 October 2020 : you're in!
15 October 2020 : this is the most Amy Winehouse thing that has ever come out of my brain lol https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1316659756371640321
15 October 2020 : I'll smoke a ciggie if that's your kink though
15 October 2020 : let's be real we all know my OF would be me smoking weed to weird music and absolutely nothing else hahaha
15 October 2020 : "GET OUT OF THE ASHTRAY"
15 October 2020 : Starting a thread of things I should not have to yell at my hamster
15 October 2020 : yeah me and Logan already found you a flute lol
15 October 2020 : I'm going to make an onlyfans but it's just me terribly playing a trumpet in lingerie
15 October 2020 : SKA FLUTE 🔥
15 October 2020 : what is Roxanne going to play?!
15 October 2020 : Can you play sax? I'll get a trumpet and teach you and you get a sax and teach me lol
15 October 2020 : SKA!
15 October 2020 : oh shit I'm way late lol fuck Crystal Castles
15 October 2020 : WHAT HAPPENED WITH CRYSTAL CASTLES AND DO I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF
15 October 2020 : I can teach you how to play lol I've been wanting to get a trumpet again lately. Let's start a ska band 🔥
12 October 2020 : Penelope has switched from waking up at 4 am to waking up at 6 am and I absolutely hate it
12 October 2020 : Oct. 11, 1:47 am: I'm home alone in a big ass 150 year old house falling asleep to the sound of a wind storm. I have reached my peak aesthetic
12 October 2020 : same thing happened to me the other day lol my group chat said it's a sign that you either need to learn the art of patience or have recently mastered it
12 October 2020 : Sports!
11 October 2020 : I have a tiny backyard with my tiny house and I think I'm going to make a tiny butterfly house lol
11 October 2020 : RT @dugdefuzz: upright, upright. I’ve been struggling a lot lately with the lack of art i have in my life. I’m gonna be making more visual…
11 October 2020 : what
11 October 2020 : I was just replying to the other one that I didn't think it was the same thing hahaha
11 October 2020 : they make teabag cider? I really don't care tbh lol I'm easy to please
11 October 2020 : if anyone brought me some caramel apple cider I'll smoke you out and we can watch scary movies or some shit (I really just want the cider but I'm willing to accommodate)
10 October 2020 : Context: nick is my roommate, chief is his highly aggressive (but small) dog, a literal barbed wire nails sticking out baseball bat, chasing a car of people who were using power tools (?) trying to break into nicks work van
10 October 2020 : Mental image with no context: I ran outside with nick while he's pulling his pants on, chief barking and running behind us, I have the nail bat and I'm in my underwear chasing a car down the street
10 October 2020 : I love Haley convincing me to do crimes so I'm not a poser lol
9 October 2020 : I have the greatest friends :)
8 October 2020 : Don't let others comfortability hold you back from what you would like for yourself 🖤
8 October 2020 : I'll supervise
8 October 2020 : that fly made me so happy
7 October 2020 : *invites self*
7 October 2020 : that windows got a migraine and it's giving me one too [fly buzzes]
7 October 2020 : I'm having a great night :) pic.twitter.com/HSHNQue0yd
7 October 2020 : I have a tiny house :)
7 October 2020 : @scumwizard69 sick, no rush lol it will take me quite awhile to get there
7 October 2020 : am I too late?
6 October 2020 : oh shit homie can whistle!
6 October 2020 : this dude painting my house is singing in Spanish outside my window and I'm very content :)
6 October 2020 : I accidentally screamed "ugghhhsksldn I hate my fucking liiife" at my landlord bc she accidentally woke me up when I knew she was going to be here today
6 October 2020 : hey
6 October 2020 : *asks consent to send a picture of a cool bug*
5 October 2020 : My Pal Foot Foot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XR9d4ESlpHY pic.twitter.com/oBKsFpli4G
5 October 2020 : did I just like a really old tweet of someone I was twitter stalking? possibly, but I will hopefully never know for sure :)
5 October 2020 : "Are you that old?... Am I that old??" -a resident at my retirement home
4 October 2020 : today I got a stick n poke tattoo of my pal foot foot while wearing a bumble bee onesie
3 October 2020 : it's oat milk before vegan twitter attacks me
3 October 2020 : idk how I can eye an oz of weed to the gram but can't pour a cup of fucking milk without measuring it
2 October 2020 : don't turn the light on don't tell me your name
1 October 2020 : why do people keep unfollowing me lol
1 October 2020 : cute person just drove past my house and watched me ugly spit off the porch
1 October 2020 : 🔥CHECK OUT THE BAND DADXBOD RIGHT NOW🔥
1 October 2020 : Roxanne what kind of costume do I wear on Sunday? Are there going to be some whores in your house?
1 October 2020 : please never ask me to impersonate Cher because I will fail
1 October 2020 : having life problems? just embody Cher
1 October 2020 : I HAVE TWO PHONES BITCH *yells in Cher voice*
1 October 2020 : *bumps Kreayshawn while cross stitching at work*
1 October 2020 : what
1 October 2020 : a friend of mine in Portland made a "zine for survivors" and I'm doing the printing for them
1 October 2020 : okay for what it's for that's worth it I saved a copy for you it's at haley's 🖤
1 October 2020 : how much is it going to cost to mail an entire ream of paper and am I a dumbass for agreeing to this
1 October 2020 : I found out a band I've been mad liking lately is an old tinder match of mine and I can't unlearn it I'm upset™
29 September 2020 : when I buy used frames for my art I always keep the old picture/art in the frame behind my piece is that weird idc
29 September 2020 : definitely Ashley for color!
29 September 2020 : Supernova in Tacoma
27 September 2020 : Saturday 2:21am- heckling racists in my plant identification group on Facebook #party
26 September 2020 : RT @weber_syd: Instead of telling children “kids in Africa are starving,” let’s say “some kids in your class go to bed hungry.” That way we…
25 September 2020 : live tweeting my reaction to the new MGK album in the group chat and no one is hyped (I love it)
25 September 2020 : me about to make an OF because I don't have the energy to actually set up my Depop https://twitter.com/barrybongss2/status/1308897600817573888
25 September 2020 : & those "urban community volunteer" trips https://twitter.com/crissles/status/1309331026502709248
25 September 2020 : I'm too far gone in all the wrong ways
25 September 2020 : omw
25 September 2020 : so do I lol or weed store
25 September 2020 : I have a stretch class in twenty minutes literally kill me plz
25 September 2020 : I think my hip is done for
23 September 2020 : I have like a month to finish this cross stitch piece for bubba's birthday pray for me bc I can't finish anything ever
22 September 2020 : 76 gas station in north Tacoma lol in some weird variety bag with strawberry and pineapple and orange and mountain berry lol
22 September 2020 : I just found LEMON jolly ranchers
21 September 2020 : s/o to haley for letting me use her old phone I set an alarm last night and woke up today to alone together by fall out boy
21 September 2020 : oat milk is my favorite. closest thing to cows milk Ive found
20 September 2020 : the cute gas station guy just called me ma’am and I’m realizing how low my standards have become
19 September 2020 : what is iOS 14?
19 September 2020 : they sell them at the gas station by my house lol if ever needed
19 September 2020 : I just got half my arm tattooed today and I’m up at six am not happy it’s all a scam
19 September 2020 : I’ll go talk shit send me a link
18 September 2020 : what’s wrong?
18 September 2020 : I just cleaned out my car lol
18 September 2020 : dab pen. same book I’ve been reading for a year. random yarn slash thread. and a v eight energy drink.
18 September 2020 : I’m chaotic lol I don’t even know what mine would be
16 September 2020 : my favorite episode!
16 September 2020 : yeah the universe metaphorically broke my glasses real quick https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1239765047624077312
16 September 2020 : I have options for different budgets lol
15 September 2020 : you buying? https://twitter.com/jduprek/status/1305950978986844160
15 September 2020 : bring it bitch
15 September 2020 : me at #pitw on the phone with my insurance https://twitter.com/aangelic_ang/status/1305530238902779904
15 September 2020 : honorable mention pic.twitter.com/iQQnsqy7fk
15 September 2020 : oddly fitting https://twitter.com/_jaayddd/status/1305641490928918529 pic.twitter.com/MqKITEySjS
14 September 2020 : I’ve been sitting my the ground next to a chair on my porch in footie pajamas chain smoking my bong and cigarettes with once was hot coffee listening to my shuffle playlist and I just burped hella loud and the people painting my house are learning a lot about my current lifestyle
14 September 2020 : life’s got me smelling booze at 10am
14 September 2020 : dude ft me and make me do it too lol
14 September 2020 : I keep thinking it’s ending and then it just doesn’t hahahaha omg
14 September 2020 : I have life insurance at twenty four lol
13 September 2020 : oh that’s lame tbh hahaha I’m still not backing a trump funding company
13 September 2020 : what is a Travis Scott burger
13 September 2020 : I’m happy my friends are happy but wow I did not miss football lol
13 September 2020 : never at a loss for a Twilight Zone reference
13 September 2020 : smoke the monster out
12 September 2020 : me and Ms. Blankenship going off on racists on the internet has become a daily thing lol #bonding
11 September 2020 : I’m immediately starting singing hey Britney hahaha
11 September 2020 : I keep finding random topo chicos I’ve bought but forgotten about and switching them out with the single one in the fridge and I’m oddly cool with this cycle
11 September 2020 : Brennen after five years gone I still love and miss you every single day. RIP
9 September 2020 : I’ve never had one but I picked raspberry bc it smells the best lol
8 September 2020 : I think I bought a pair of uggs off eBay last week but I literally can’t remember
8 September 2020 : oh the good ole days https://twitter.com/legallyines/status/1302973862309658625
8 September 2020 : TRUTH OR DARE
8 September 2020 : come over I’m not leaving my bed until next weekend lol I’m dead after pitw
8 September 2020 : yes Ramona please sit in the ash tray while I’m smoking a blunt that’s exactly what I wanted you to do
8 September 2020 : if you go without me I will be personally offended
7 September 2020 : DAY 102 ACAB
7 September 2020 : being the intern is hard @PunxInTheWoods #pitw pic.twitter.com/yVX23JhAXu
7 September 2020 : shoutout to my headlights for making it all the way home from bremerton #pitw
7 September 2020 : 🔥 Punx In The Webz 🔥 https://www.pscp.tv/w/ciQwbTFkcmplWlduYlBiRWJ8MXpxSlZlcnFveldHQsM7-FEfCYfrRfXVlcApyRD4ojd5jXWnvH9Tj399CujC
6 September 2020 : GETTING READY FOR OUR FINAL NIGHT OF STREAMING FOR THIS YEARS PunxInTheWebz 🔥 we go live at six and are so stoked to have y’all join us 🔥 remember to DONATE to tonight’s venue host to support out struggling music industry https://twitter.com/punxinthewoods/status/1302358573205262336
6 September 2020 : Dustin drive me to the store right now to get a cream cheese pie or I’m going to commit a felony
6 September 2020 : tonight could have been better but I also don’t think it could have been better
5 September 2020 : I don’t know where I left my v8 energy drink and I’m upset #pitw
5 September 2020 : I. Am. Not. Impressed. When. You. Rev. Your. Truck. Next. To. Me. It. Actually. Scares. Me. Please. Stop.
4 September 2020 : y’all my unemployment finally came in and the only thing I bought was a Dolly Parton costume
3 September 2020 : I was hanging out with Mac Miller this time eight years ago
3 September 2020 : Oh yum where
3 September 2020 : 🔥BUY OUR SHIT🔥 https://twitter.com/punxinthewoods/status/1294103123909390339
3 September 2020 : should I get a mullet while on the @PunxInTheWoods (PunxInTheWebz) live stream?
31 August 2020 : so come with me I’ll buy you a raincoat
31 August 2020 : just they wait hahahaha what is this
31 August 2020 : Tacoma pic.twitter.com/0jGLXmUQx2
31 August 2020 : is logan watching the office for the first time lol
31 August 2020 : LOL who said no bc they know me too well
30 August 2020 : I’ll watch your cat
30 August 2020 : forgive & forget
30 August 2020 : BUY OUR SHIT and tune in to the live stream to support some really sick bands and local venues 🔥 https://twitter.com/punxinthewoods/status/1294103123909390339
30 August 2020 : BUY OUR SHIT and tune in to the live stream to support some really sick local bands and venues 🔥 https://twitter.com/punxinthewoods/status/1294103123909390339
29 August 2020 : record store day lawd help me
29 August 2020 : that is so cute lol aw
29 August 2020 : Sex Slime pic.twitter.com/E6c5N0TCVW
29 August 2020 : of mice and men on our side
28 August 2020 : please explain lol
28 August 2020 : I’ve been looking for a getaway after my festival is over. Keep me posted on this 🖤
28 August 2020 : I mean the mom is pretty hot
28 August 2020 : Yo I called them when I saw that too lol fuck yes
26 August 2020 : will you tell the truth so I don’t have to lie
26 August 2020 : I need to know what this is from lol
25 August 2020 : yo I met another one LOL
25 August 2020 : why does everyone named Delaney fucking suck
24 August 2020 : yes
24 August 2020 : where does Brock Turner live I’m feeling feisty
24 August 2020 : missing Rambo a lot lately
24 August 2020 : Can you wait ‘til I get dressed To tell me that you don’t believe in love Or anything, or anyone
22 August 2020 : watching @wreckno grow and thrive over the years has me living. I’m so happy for you ugh I’m stoned and it’s seven am.
22 August 2020 : *aggressively hits bong*
22 August 2020 : another boot sock bites the dust
21 August 2020 : I regret being awake today
21 August 2020 : don’t say that I’m in a no parking zone lol
21 August 2020 : if my headlights would like work that would be rad
21 August 2020 : I don’t do fake love but I’ll take some from you tonight
21 August 2020 : I forgot I can’t be on twitter while bb is on in NY the fuckery
20 August 2020 : I’m on a honky tonk merry go round
20 August 2020 : thank you lol
20 August 2020 : the what
20 August 2020 : BLACK LIVES MATTER
19 August 2020 : I’m currently following the story of an uprooted corn stalk in souix falls and I’m living for it
19 August 2020 : THE TANK IS CLEAN
19 August 2020 : oops
19 August 2020 : Penelope got stuck in a pillow case and chewed through it
19 August 2020 : Penelope fell in the trash can
18 August 2020 : Update I’m alive lol shit was fire I fell asleep 😂
18 August 2020 : I was given a dime bag of weed this weekend in Tacoma and I just smoked it so if I’m not in contact within twenty minutes it was probably laced
18 August 2020 : where are you and can I see drunk ROXANNE hahahaha
15 August 2020 : the punx are teaching me how to cook
14 August 2020 : here’s a big LOL to everyone who gave me shit for not watching rick and morty
14 August 2020 : should I be concerned lol
14 August 2020 : Hey
14 August 2020 : sometimes I wear my old engagement ring in public so men won’t talk to me
13 August 2020 : come look through my shit before I sell it lol
13 August 2020 : I changed my stretch class days bc of big brother lol
13 August 2020 : this is a cry for help keep me engaged so I don’t succumb to the void thx
13 August 2020 : I admire you though lol when I quit I suplimented with sugar and have not stopped hahaha power to you for cutting both. Love seeing it 🔥
13 August 2020 : Spindrift is my go to 🖤
13 August 2020 : sparkling water literally got me through my sobriety lol I always keep a case in my car incase I end up somewhere where people are drinking
13 August 2020 : the meaning behind the song changed the vibe for me tbh
8 August 2020 : literally same hahaha makes me want to play though
7 August 2020 : how do I give @MileyCyrus my phone number and does she still have that sidekick slide
7 August 2020 : RT @tacomaboii: jersey shore type of show but make it in tacoma
5 August 2020 : I still have local protest resources if anyone needs. Please keep using your powerful voices to make change #ACAB #SeattleProtest
5 August 2020 : it was fake https://twitter.com/ritasfenty/status/1290761568402264064
5 August 2020 : I have a light purple nyx one that works well
5 August 2020 : if one more door gets slammed in this house I’m throwing myself out of a window and haunting it
4 August 2020 : I am so so crazy proud. The first part can be very difficult to get past and if you ever need a relatable open ear I’m always here 🖤
4 August 2020 : I went to load a bowl at 1am but did an entire stretch workout instead lol who am I
4 August 2020 : I went to load a bowl at 1am but did a whole ass stretch workout instead lol who am I
4 August 2020 : thank you for seeing through my need for attention hahahaha
4 August 2020 : don’t tell me i’m pretty pic.twitter.com/Fv6hQ0iXFb
3 August 2020 : Thank you 🖤 I’ve gotten it down to very minimal dairy and I only eat meat when I go out for food. Full veganism isn’t necessarily my goal but I’m working on self conservation and if it leads to vegan then that’s awesome lol
3 August 2020 : been working on going dairy free for health reasons
3 August 2020 : I just figured out the coffee creamer I thought I’ve been cheating with is actually nondairy I feel like I just had an intervention
3 August 2020 : Casey Frey dancing videos just seem so unnecessary right now
3 August 2020 : BOK THE BLUP https://twitter.com/amcnal/status/1290081466760810498
3 August 2020 : Lucky 2014 literally ruined me
3 August 2020 : smoke the monster out
3 August 2020 : I am in an orange tshirt and pink underwear sitting in the blue reading chair in my green room with my brown bong listening to lilac queen I am happy yellow
2 August 2020 : is dug okay ?
2 August 2020 : beat up ‘03 envoy lol
2 August 2020 : Starbucks is dumb and you can’t change my mind
2 August 2020 : how do I sell a shitty car so I can get a less shitty car
2 August 2020 : stop subtweeting me
1 August 2020 : really though I feel like when I write anything I overthink it and need to make it all grammatically or aesthetically correct and that looses the feeling for me. how let go help
1 August 2020 : how does one start journaling ????
1 August 2020 : I think haley has my address if anyone would like it to send me surprise breakfast food I like fruit and waffles thank you
31 July 2020 : drip drop no words, there‘s nothing left of you in this painting
31 July 2020 : can I assume it would be safe for dogs hahahaha
31 July 2020 : please elaborate lol
31 July 2020 : what kind of paint is safe to use on my hamsters feet so she can paw paint
31 July 2020 : lol @ me guilt tripping dylan into big brother I don’t deserve him
31 July 2020 : Or a rock is a bird no I’m not giving context
31 July 2020 : I really hate it when I think a bug is a person
30 July 2020 : Big Brother starts on Wednesday so nobody is allowed to contact me for anything besides that and BLM related topics thank you in advance
29 July 2020 : Pro tip: if you don’t live in Seattle or Portland, don’t tell someone who lives in Seattle or Portland what’s happening in Seattle or Portland.
28 July 2020 : Okay where did you find a phone number for the irs please help lol
28 July 2020 : I try to keep my personal life off here for the most part but I recently got into a contortionist program in a school I’ve wanted to get into for like six years and I am stupid proud of myself send a w in the chat
28 July 2020 : I’m the bad guy duh
27 July 2020 : I just have to say I have a big fat lesbian crush on @no_soul_nicole
27 July 2020 : S/O to the tweaker with big ass garden shears trimming the hedges in front of businesses on 6th ave at 1am
27 July 2020 : I could use some drugs or a bandaid
26 July 2020 : just so you know, that lemon doesn’t smell like berries
26 July 2020 : today was dumb ACAB
24 July 2020 : “does Pacific Northwest lager mean aggressively hopped lager?“ thank you North Tacoma
24 July 2020 : y’all I slept with my mask on hahahaha
21 July 2020 : this is the anthem https://twitter.com/klew24/status/1285346041374617601
21 July 2020 : I just texted the roommate chat bc I thought I heard someone vacuuming and I’ve been looking for the vacuum for like four days but someone is literally cutting holes in our walls lol I still need the vacuum
21 July 2020 : what is gulch question mark
21 July 2020 : My idol. Both Kreayshawn and ROXANNE
21 July 2020 : fuck me so you stop baby talking
19 July 2020 : smoke them if you got them ’cause it’s going down
18 July 2020 : all the cool cats and anarkittens wear their mask https://t.co/zQWqAgfGNM
18 July 2020 : I’m game I want to make one that looks like slime drippin down lol
18 July 2020 : this song gets me out of bed almost everyday lol
18 July 2020 : I don’t even know what’s happening hahahaha
18 July 2020 : No, I mean @dugdefuzz hahahaha
18 July 2020 : hahaha fair enough
18 July 2020 : No, Dug. Lol
18 July 2020 : what use a pencil lol
18 July 2020 : @rudeflirt @jDuprek Justice for real I will pay you to make this lol
18 July 2020 : I know what I’m doing with my day
18 July 2020 : I’ve never met dug in person but I think I miss him
16 July 2020 : it’s a lawless land there
16 July 2020 : is the b&i open?
16 July 2020 : that was my first purchased ringtone on my first cell phone
16 July 2020 : ACAB
15 July 2020 : I’m off Friday 🖤
15 July 2020 : yes yes yes
15 July 2020 : Let’s go I suck lol
15 July 2020 : self control is not something I’m working on
15 July 2020 : I found my dream person everyone else can kindly step aside https://twitter.com/jinsoulspears/status/1283234385299484672
15 July 2020 : The owner is a trophy hunter. It’s fucked up.
14 July 2020 : Idk if it’s specific but hm denim rounds me out alright hahaha
14 July 2020 : I’ve been listening to Y La Bamba a lot lately you should check them out. Lots of versatile styles within their music.
14 July 2020 : link the earrings please
11 July 2020 : girls don’t like boys girls like vans warped tour
10 July 2020 : This is the only Shayna I know tbh and I’m here for it
7 July 2020 : my weed pen is trying to kill me
6 July 2020 : If you are still actively protesting or looking to... please DM me so I can send upcoming marches and events. We are still out here and we are not done #SeattleProtest #TacomaProtest
2 July 2020 : Looking into Howie hawkins as a candidate right now not sure yet
1 July 2020 : B. L. A. C. K. L. I. V. E. S. M. A. T. T. E. R
29 June 2020 : Send that to me ?
22 June 2020 : idk what day it is but ACAB
21 June 2020 : We can’t expect the pigs to hold themselves/each other accountable if we can’t do the same https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1274815404288831488
21 June 2020 : I just want it noted that I have been working my ASS off following the lead/supporting of black organizers in this movement and I just got my privileged RIGHTFULLY checked. You can never stop being educated if you’re open to the information. Call out your friends/family.
21 June 2020 : DAY 22 ACAB CHOP
21 June 2020 : I’d subscribe
19 June 2020 : There’s one in ND? (I’m hella proud) Where, so I can let some friends know 🖤
18 June 2020 : DAY 20 ACAB CHOP
16 June 2020 : DAY 19 ACAB CHOP
15 June 2020 : DAY 18 ACAB CHOP
15 June 2020 : voter registration forms!
14 June 2020 : DAY 17 (?) ACAB CHOP
13 June 2020 : DAY 15 ACAB CHOP
13 June 2020 : you need to go back to bed
13 June 2020 : apparently they are in Texas too hahaha
13 June 2020 : I thought you couldn’t drink in strip clubs in this state lol
13 June 2020 : I have so many questions
12 June 2020 : DAY 14 ACAB CHAZ
11 June 2020 : DAY 13 ACAB
11 June 2020 : ???
9 June 2020 : will you pay me?
8 June 2020 : THIS #seattleprotests https://twitter.com/rorylinnane/status/1269781843890626567
8 June 2020 : DAY 10 ACAB
8 June 2020 : DANIEL WE ARE WITH YOU
8 June 2020 : always here for you 🖤
8 June 2020 : I love this for you
7 June 2020 : right?
7 June 2020 : DAY 9 ACAB
6 June 2020 : TODAY - Lakewood, WA - 3pm pic.twitter.com/OElP1MZsHU
6 June 2020 : Today in Lakewood, WA - 3pm pic.twitter.com/lD3umWUYQl
6 June 2020 : A bunch of crows are pecking at a flying bald eagle outside my house... they know what’s up
6 June 2020 : DAY 8 ACAB
5 June 2020 : Downtown area from what I heard, rumored proud boy presence
4 June 2020 : Downtown area, I’ll DM you.
4 June 2020 : WE NEED MORE PEOPLE IN OLYMPIA, WA TODAY GROUP/MASK UP AND GO IF YOU CAN
4 June 2020 : Reports say this officer was misidentified as the man who pepper sprayed the 9 y/o child, there is an open investigation as of 3 days ago with no further updates. Still ACAB
4 June 2020 : Last I heard he was possibly misidentified, there is an open investigation, but we have not been updated. Thank you for checking 🖤
4 June 2020 : Yeah! His posted opinions are a bit contradicting... to say the least. Beamer preps need to get their boi
4 June 2020 : WOW not who I expected... I’m disappointed. I’ll check it out.
4 June 2020 : BLAST THEM (really who is it bc I will)
4 June 2020 : I am unplugging from all social media for a rest day, I am still available by phone if needed. Please call me if I can help in any way. Love you all & be safe out there 🖤
4 June 2020 : DAY 6 (?) ACAB
3 June 2020 : “That ain’t enough for me” ACAB FUCK THEIR SHOW https://twitter.com/gadinbc/status/1267945648705298433
3 June 2020 : I will not be out today, but I am available for info updates and medical/transport as needed. Stay safe and DM or call me if you need. (my team will still be out on streets for more immediate access/help)
3 June 2020 : DAY 5 ACAB
3 June 2020 : I have a team in Seattle today (medical, transport, etc.) DM if you need
2 June 2020 : I have a team in Auburn today (medical, transport, etc.) DM if you need
2 June 2020 : I have a team in Tacoma today (medical, transport, etc.) DM if you need
2 June 2020 : I have a team in Olympia today (medical, transport, etc.) DM if you need
2 June 2020 : DAY 4 ACAB
2 June 2020 : where who what dm me
2 June 2020 : DM me the link to his Facebook and I can get someone on it
2 June 2020 : I WILL NOT BE SILENT
2 June 2020 : QUIT USING THE HASHTAG WE NEED THAT FOR USEFUL INFO
2 June 2020 : #seattleprotests pic.twitter.com/G03NxRua4Z
2 June 2020 : I have a team out there (medical, safe space, transport, etc.) let me know if you or anyone needs anything! 🖤✊
2 June 2020 : reports of live ammo in westlake get out now #seattleprotests
2 June 2020 : ready for day 4
2 June 2020 : catch me literally everywhere with a V8 energy drink in my hand
1 June 2020 : DAY 3 ACAB
1 June 2020 : I won’t be saying where I’ll be at, because apparently I’m a terrorist (?), but I will be standing with you.
31 May 2020 : “I can handle a couple blocks, yeah” *carries full sized mannequin for two miles*
31 May 2020 : I witnessed a child get pepper sprayed yesterday... what the actual fuck dude
31 May 2020 : I’m safe! please stop messenging me lol love y’all
31 May 2020 : “now there’s TWO cars on fire? AND IT’S RAINING? ??”
30 May 2020 : there is one at the Harmon today, not sure who is behind running it though
30 May 2020 : welcome to the dark side
29 May 2020 : OH HOW I HAVE MISSED YOU BREMERTON
29 May 2020 : “she’s trying”, I say as I have a cocktail factory happening in my basement lol
29 May 2020 : my mom giving me a tiny pepper spray to bring to the protests >>>
29 May 2020 : I just saw I miscounted on the cross stitch I’ve already spent 16 HOURS on I’m never doing anything again
29 May 2020 : my cigarette burned my finger ‘cause I forgot I lit it
28 May 2020 : dancing with a hoop in a silk bath robe in my front yard why am I always the neighborhood crack head
28 May 2020 : I Knew You Wouldn’t Leave
28 May 2020 : I don’t think my mind survived
28 May 2020 : count me in pic.twitter.com/SpGnD9ENRd
28 May 2020 : I am an oops lol
28 May 2020 : oops
28 May 2020 : So what are we doing in Tacoma? Any resources for how to take a stance in solidarity and get involved on a local level?
27 May 2020 : I’m almost 25 and nobody likes me... so I guess there’s still time lol
27 May 2020 : I need my nail bat back before the riots start here
27 May 2020 : @baileaff I was waiting https://twitter.com/basedaftbh/status/1265585615728492544
27 May 2020 : ruok?
27 May 2020 : I want someone to come over and cuddle but like also not touch me
27 May 2020 : this Good Charlotte shirt is the most bootleg thing I have ever seen hahaha I love it
27 May 2020 : what did you do lol
26 May 2020 : s/o to this dude playing bluegrass on fb live and ashing his joint into his guitar
26 May 2020 : 🖤💜🖤
26 May 2020 : I hate it here 🙃
26 May 2020 : dude today already sucks lol https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1265314852853239809
26 May 2020 : It’s 9am and I’m already crying :)
26 May 2020 : seriously HOW do you call unemployment ?!?!
26 May 2020 : my to-do list has “get identity back” on it I am kim possible
26 May 2020 : Orlando, whoever you are, please stop using my identity.
26 May 2020 : perspicacious
26 May 2020 : beneficent
26 May 2020 : I joined an insect identification group on fb and it’s the only reason I am still entertained by that app
26 May 2020 : brb cutting my hair off again https://twitter.com/gusfenty/status/1264688916248043528
26 May 2020 : @ Christopher https://twitter.com/damexpatr/status/1264933539189002242
26 May 2020 : I’m really somebody’s ex wife LOL
26 May 2020 : is there someone I can hire to just sign me up for school and give me work to do and stuff to learn and they just turn it in for me or something
25 May 2020 : I’m glad it’s Autumn who knows every single part of my life right now bc she’s fucking awesome dude
25 May 2020 : Well, I guess this is growing up.
25 May 2020 : thanks for getting me stoned Autumn
25 May 2020 : I want like 7 more eclairs
25 May 2020 : is my hot wook there?
25 May 2020 : the amount of times I was called “proper” today (2) was too many
25 May 2020 : oh you capture my attention
25 May 2020 : I’m going to take a nap at work to avoid my feelings catch ya later
24 May 2020 : STREET JAIL PRESSING VINYL YES
24 May 2020 : I’m thinking about this while explaining my American Idol robot theory to @HaleyDeanne_ send help
24 May 2020 : I wish I could recreate the face this dude made when I said “I’m not like a conspiracy theorist or anything, but I don’t think space is real.”
24 May 2020 : I want Azealia Banks to adopt me
24 May 2020 : As long as it’s you and only you miserable, Then I could sleep, but I’ll never know
24 May 2020 : I’m not ready to see so many people I love in so much pain again
23 May 2020 : I’m glad the gas station dude knows my cigarettes bc Sam always forgets
23 May 2020 : what did Doja do?
23 May 2020 : OF COURSE I CANT HAVE ONE FUCKING THING GO RIGHT
23 May 2020 : A Quarantine Love Story: pic.twitter.com/XapoU1K3Ck
23 May 2020 : still laughing about when I found a skate dvd in the tiny library by my house and grabbed it for Wurm but he was the one who put it in there the day before
23 May 2020 : I keep dancing on my own
23 May 2020 : I want to understand what is happening here
22 May 2020 : LOL I’ll write up the iou
22 May 2020 : buy mine
22 May 2020 : starting to realize I only yell about people bc everytime I type someone’s name it auto corrects to all caps ROXANNE see
22 May 2020 : I have sent EMAILS to get one of these in WA https://twitter.com/thegigigoode/status/1263721861243781120
22 May 2020 : when is the soulmate the internet said I met when I was 15 going to reveal themselves?
22 May 2020 : it would be Jamestown lol https://twitter.com/christianxalm/status/1263676716737855504
22 May 2020 : Ramona (cat) let Penelope (hamster) crawl on her today and didn’t even move I’m so proud :’)
22 May 2020 : aw I missed the window
21 May 2020 : not much too it... fell asleep with mask on, woke up like pic.twitter.com/W0UIFxIYxQ
21 May 2020 : don’t use a sleep mask if you have a non-hairless cat
21 May 2020 : I love you! If you need anything at all, give me a call bb 🖤
21 May 2020 : RT @sassyblackdiva: what time does azealia usually wake up let’s get this party started
21 May 2020 : me trying to get mullet dude to like me https://twitter.com/sparknotes/status/1263496018777313280
21 May 2020 : @HaleyDeanne_ ??
21 May 2020 : LOL WHAT DID LANA DO
21 May 2020 : s/o watermelon sleep mask
21 May 2020 : there’s makeup for that if you’re serious about it
21 May 2020 : Sending so much love your way.
21 May 2020 : I just bought a Good Charlotte tour shirt from 2006
21 May 2020 : I need to stop taking edibles at work lol
21 May 2020 : because you have a long drive ahead of you
21 May 2020 : I’m convinced everyone affiliated with American Idol is an actual robot
20 May 2020 : I went to the pot shop with my ex (platonically) and saw one of my tinder matches (that I know irl) and the hot wook who works at the shop was there fucking cool go me
20 May 2020 : I won’t be attending, but I will be here if you need any support. Sending lots of love to everyone who will be there.
20 May 2020 : bronx egirl follows racists... I can’t have anything
20 May 2020 : smoking a joint in my parent’s garage & it’s not 2013 ??
20 May 2020 : Love you, message me if I can do anything.
20 May 2020 : Stay strong and please let me know if I can do anything at all. Love you always.
20 May 2020 : I will willingly die for this dog https://twitter.com/scotsmangrumpy/status/1262168489684418561
19 May 2020 : If anybody needs support during this fucked up time, please message me. I am here for you. I love you all.
19 May 2020 : wow this sucked to wake up to
19 May 2020 : I am so here for this jojo siwa transition
19 May 2020 : yes
19 May 2020 : YES TEMP THAT SHIT
19 May 2020 : (I don’t really smoke marb lights)
19 May 2020 : I smoke marb lights because Mary-Kate & Ashley smoke marb lights
19 May 2020 : They do love moss balls! Make sure to get some thing they can rest on, and plants to hide in! 💙
19 May 2020 : Watermelon glow is my fav!
19 May 2020 : I just ate different foods through an entire 2 hour punx meeting lol what am I becoming
18 May 2020 : I’m running away
18 May 2020 : hi
18 May 2020 : If you’re a punk and you do cool things, hit me with a submission video for Punx in the Webz 🕸 #PITW
18 May 2020 : I just learned the term pay pig and I want one ??
18 May 2020 : LOL my mom caught on to me drinking NyQuil on a nightly basis and finally gave me the wonder drug (not really a drug) that is melatonin in like 8th grade
18 May 2020 : they burn the fuck out of their beans https://twitter.com/brownboklit/status/1262248094227263490
18 May 2020 : I fucking guess lol
18 May 2020 : why are so many people on this app just now discovering melatonin tonight
18 May 2020 : We all want a chance at the dirty life Baby you are mine
18 May 2020 : FUCK YEAH NEW (to me) CAR
18 May 2020 : I miss when people called me Kim lol
18 May 2020 : what happened lol https://twitter.com/jaydubx/status/1261850158813175808
17 May 2020 : I’ve been about this movement since I started working harm reduction for shows. A lot of people consider it enabling drug use, it’s a shitty grey area to try to work around. http://dancesafe.org ships testing kits and has hella info on being safe with your use. 🖤
17 May 2020 : If anyone needs info on where to get tests kits or need some provided please dm me and I will place an order. Be careful, stay safe, test your shit PLEASE
16 May 2020 : having nothing to distract has been a huge challenge for me during this whole pandemic thing. Having to address crappy feelings sucks. Stay strong! Sending lots of love your way 🖤
16 May 2020 : I literally have a grown over chicken coop on the side of my house, I really should lol
16 May 2020 : humane chicken eggs lol I don’t like buying them in stores
16 May 2020 : I found a new egg person but they’re republican so now I need a new egg person again
15 May 2020 : you’re something special ✨
15 May 2020 : BREMTUCKY LETS GO
15 May 2020 : I’m supposed to be at work in 4 minutes... guess where I am
15 May 2020 : well what is it ??
15 May 2020 : thank you for always letting me smell your booze 🖤
15 May 2020 : S/O to me for one year of sobriety! If you or someone you know is struggling with addiction and you’d like to talk or take any steps towards recovery, my inbox is always open. Please reach out, you are not alone! Life is amazing, I love you all ✨ pic.twitter.com/Eg3r9xrjLK
15 May 2020 : I could sit and watch my pets just do things literally all day
15 May 2020 : LITERALLY same thing happened to Ramona her first time on leash!
14 May 2020 : who tf just gave me banana split ice cream with apple pie ??
14 May 2020 : I FORGOT MY BOOK AT HOME I MISS STARING AT WORDS ON PAPER
14 May 2020 : Retirement home phone conversations~ Resident: “Jenny?” Me: “Kimmy.” R: “Tiffany?” M: “Yes.”
14 May 2020 : I walked past Pierce Brosnan and his family in Disneyland in 2009 https://twitter.com/mavenofhonor/status/1260626632395685889
14 May 2020 : wtf is costar
14 May 2020 : sign me up!
14 May 2020 : this should be a @PanicAtTheDisco merch photo lol too cute!
13 May 2020 : this flyer makes me all kinds of uncomfortable
13 May 2020 : eek well if you’re stuck stuck, call me lol 🖤
13 May 2020 : call me if you need a ride lol
13 May 2020 : I would like to formally request to complete my quarantine at Robert Pattinson’s house (with Robert Pattinson also there) #RobertPattinson
13 May 2020 : Autumn what’s good
13 May 2020 : Robert Pattinson’s pasta makes me wonder if we’re soul mates
12 May 2020 : photo for reference: pic.twitter.com/yAE6hZx59l
12 May 2020 : I just sent my mom a picture of my cat with a bong in the background :)
12 May 2020 : my ankle bones have anxiety watching this https://twitter.com/taylordejion/status/1260072505655480322
12 May 2020 : HOW DO I BUY THIS https://twitter.com/kgt_stitchwitch/status/1259907616429531137
12 May 2020 : I need a mom friend to help me put this duvet cover on
12 May 2020 : telling Roxanne to set me up while I lay in bed and eat macarons at 9am
12 May 2020 : hook it up
12 May 2020 : does he have a similarly raised sibling?
12 May 2020 : hopefully you credit your band/song writers this time around! https://twitter.com/yelyahwilliams/status/1260008664502394881
12 May 2020 : it’s 2 am and I just deep cleaned my room
12 May 2020 : lol I got charged twice for my wig
11 May 2020 : @glitterandvinyl you’re an angel
11 May 2020 : s/o Alicia’s face masks
11 May 2020 : want to smoke? lol
11 May 2020 : (I hate your fucking cigarettes)
11 May 2020 : I stole this from @dabburrito ’s fb
11 May 2020 : she depends on u 【=◈︿◈=】
11 May 2020 : everyone in this house has Come On Eileen stuck in their head
11 May 2020 : AUTUMN IS AN ANGEL
11 May 2020 : such small hands on the radio and I’m crying double oops
11 May 2020 : I spent this weeks weed budget on a wig oops
11 May 2020 : not sure if it’s better or worse but I got a hannah montana wig instead
11 May 2020 : would y’all kink shame me if I bought this scooby doo collar and ear set
11 May 2020 : I never remember what Jessie J looks like. I read this entire thread and I still have no clue who she is besides that one song https://twitter.com/ohitsryan/status/1259282100773163020
11 May 2020 : Lana’s cover of doin’ time sounds like a finding Nemo background track and should not exist
11 May 2020 : “well you didn’t tell us when you got divorced, how would I know?” hahahaha
11 May 2020 : high schooler at work just told me happy Mother’s Day ew
9 May 2020 : RT @_frfridk: 80 degrees outside and im in boots and a black shirt
9 May 2020 : @porterrobinson GRRL #secretsky
9 May 2020 : is there a find my switch app?
9 May 2020 : LOL I DONT KNOW WHERE I PUT MY SWITCH
9 May 2020 : okay fuck this. I stopped halfway through the song, put on disco and I’m gonna dance. depression is NOT kicking my ass today.
9 May 2020 : I’m already crying so that’s a good time to listen to shelter right?
9 May 2020 : “that got lost in the sauce which put a hitch in my giddy-up”
8 May 2020 : hopefully he won’t beat the fuck out of his daughter too 👀
8 May 2020 : I AM BORED
8 May 2020 : What’s up woth the roller blades?
8 May 2020 : I’ll scream until my lungs explode as long as the notes sound beautiful
7 May 2020 : I don’t think I’m cut out for the switch life (nintendo)
5 May 2020 : *roommate making tacos* “it caught on fire, so I tried to blow it out, because sometimes it does that”
5 May 2020 : well I will forever love this ladybug snail lol thank you ✨
5 May 2020 : is that a lady bug or a snail or ?? lol
5 May 2020 : this is the last “drinking holiday” until my one year of sobriety in a couple weeks fuck yeah go me (still struggling send happy things please)
5 May 2020 : I’m about to outSHINE Roxanne bitch bet https://twitter.com/Nintendeal/status/1257711884536438790
5 May 2020 : I’m not okay
5 May 2020 : okay so my hamster and I have been beefing bc she’s loud as fuck chewing on her cage, so sometimes I’ll move her into the hallway, but I moved her right next to my bed for tonight and she’s silent & content I feel like a monster she’s so sweet omg
5 May 2020 : RT @aliciannicolee: anyway that was stupid of me
5 May 2020 : RIP @cadygroves You opened my eyes to a side of music that helped build into the person I am now. Thank you & love you.
5 May 2020 : Logan go home
5 May 2020 : WHEN IS IIT MY TURN https://twitter.com/ashleesux/status/1257395417169498115
4 May 2020 : Me! you okay?
4 May 2020 : bye lol
4 May 2020 : Thanks, same to you! I’ll be waiting to see your Bob Ross craft picture lol ✨
4 May 2020 : I’ve been struggling with the same lately, you’re not alone 🖤 been focusing on keeping my hands busy
4 May 2020 : Do a Bob Ross paint tutorial, but you can only use anything except paint to do it. (paper, glue, glitter, etc.) also a fun group zoom activity lol
2 May 2020 : my switch arrived now I need a case from @JupiterDreamCo ✨ it doesn’t feel complete yet
2 May 2020 : disco decides when I get up
1 May 2020 : SW-6566-7299-2101 ADD ME ✨
1 May 2020 : like with berries and shit, that I don’t have to make.
1 May 2020 : I would do some things for a good ass waffle right now
1 May 2020 : trying to read until my switch gets delivered
1 May 2020 : I WILL make brownies one of these days it’s only been 3 1/2 weeks since I bought the stuff to do so
1 May 2020 : she’s not upset, s/o Autumn 🤘
1 May 2020 : is Autumn upset with me? I already know I suck lol
1 May 2020 : why am I such a fangirl lol
1 May 2020 : If Lilac Queen saved me a white long sleeve bc I’m broke that would be cool lol (size s)
1 May 2020 : not sure
1 May 2020 : I need Roxanne to find out everything about the guy with dreads at CBC asking for me.
1 May 2020 : a couple of my gym kiddos taped art and messages to the door of the gym and I’m in tears I miss life
30 April 2020 : had a zoom meeting with my also unemployed coworkers today because we missed each other why am I so lucky
30 April 2020 : wtf is corn milk
29 April 2020 : I wish I could remember literally anything the same way I can remember fuxking song lyrics
28 April 2020 : today is a good day :)
28 April 2020 : here’s a cool snail I saw today :) pic.twitter.com/jZfK0lTCsV
28 April 2020 : I want to publically announce that if you have ever witnessed me talk shit about edibles, I take it all back.
28 April 2020 : I’m upset I like a song with the word “quarantine” in it & I’m even more upset the song is by twenty one pilots
28 April 2020 : I’m disappointed, but that’s fair lol
28 April 2020 : aw I thought you’d be into it hahaha
28 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/J1a16MELsx
28 April 2020 : hold up
28 April 2020 : long story short, I’m crying at work again
28 April 2020 : I was driving and thought I saw a cat (possibly alive?) in the middle of the road then before I turned around I saw an opossum (alive) on the side of the road and by the time I turned around to check on the cat, which turned out to be an opossum (dead), the other one also got hit
28 April 2020 : did you see what I tagged you in on fb??
28 April 2020 : So, you go that way And I’ll probably go that way too But I’ll try to avoid eye contact ‘Cause that’s just what I do
28 April 2020 : @glitterandvinyl I’m planning Ramona & Hendrix’s first date https://twitter.com/shaynamarae/status/1254960649039306752
28 April 2020 : I want the same on one knee, let’s go when this shit is over
27 April 2020 : Is Haley awake?
27 April 2020 : and we all appreciate your assistance hahaha
27 April 2020 : surprisingly no, but we did do coke and pierce our faces lol https://twitter.com/jasutoshon/status/1254663778030895106
27 April 2020 : @glitterandvinyl teaching me how to girl lol https://twitter.com/keatsdidit/status/1254561059144417281
27 April 2020 : soon you’ll be alone, sorry that you have to lose me
27 April 2020 : I just listened to 100 gecs for the first time someone fuxking rip my face off
26 April 2020 : joking of course but ugh man
26 April 2020 : IF. ONE MORE THING HAPOENS DUDE https://twitter.com/1dracoo/status/1254204863526862866
26 April 2020 : this feels unreal
24 April 2020 : my phone auto caps her name bc I’m usually screaming about something
24 April 2020 : ROXANNE what planet is fuxking with me today
23 April 2020 : I needed this thank you ✨
23 April 2020 : the Mayans... then Harambe I’m just saying I think the Mayans really started this the trumpets are real
23 April 2020 : all Instagram has given me since I redownloaded it has been the ability to once again read graffiti and reiterate that I do not know what any skateboard tricks are called
23 April 2020 : thank you for playing! 🖤
23 April 2020 : fangirling over dug brb https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1253108991846211586
22 April 2020 : check this out 🖤 https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1253033690709602304
22 April 2020 : I’m really stressed :)
22 April 2020 : I work :(
22 April 2020 : same @bleachedass pic.twitter.com/u9dJxoYhZr
22 April 2020 : that’s shitty :/ if you need anything let me know
22 April 2020 : I’m fuxking STONED dude what
22 April 2020 : tbh idk what that means, but I’m happy for you 🖤
22 April 2020 : I got a boxed supreme leatherman rebar for the low 🔥
22 April 2020 : okay I doubt I’m getting this fucking check lol someone buy my shit
22 April 2020 : bitch I thought you were in trouble lol
22 April 2020 : someone should let me invite myself to the group chat
22 April 2020 : Let me know when it needs to be done again 🖤
22 April 2020 : Lol I’ll teach you how
21 April 2020 : please
21 April 2020 : *googles how to knit a dog sweater*
20 April 2020 : if you are a graffiti artist and you’re tagging businesses closed because of the pandemic... you are a piece of shit
20 April 2020 : what the absolute fuck Shayna this is phenomenal https://twitter.com/shaynamarae/status/1252085783416041474
20 April 2020 : spending my essential work shift making postcards for my non-essential job I am no longer being paid for can I get an F in the chat
20 April 2020 : might make an onlyfans to celebrate my one year of alcohol sobriety fuck it
19 April 2020 : I was thinking you could politely rap to them
19 April 2020 : @_jaayddd I somewhat blame you for the idea to listen to this
19 April 2020 : I’ve finally hit the point of quarantine where I’m crying listening to Shelter goodbye
19 April 2020 : I just want my legs to look like Miley’s on the She Is Coming cover is that too much to ask
19 April 2020 : your work is beautiful! stoked to support 🖤
19 April 2020 : I’m half getting a switch so I can get a case from @JupiterDreamCo ✨ https://twitter.com/JupiterDreamCo/status/1251937840080064514
19 April 2020 : me when I’m no longer essential and uproot to Utah https://twitter.com/miggyvault/status/1251912945732333569
19 April 2020 : I wish I could retweet this I relate too hard
19 April 2020 : @baileaff @HaleyDeanne_ @_jaayddd
19 April 2020 : dab pen still works :)
19 April 2020 : I think the same thing at least weekly https://twitter.com/woewassame/status/1251703341593186304
19 April 2020 : my regular pot shop’s 420 deals aren’t that great... how do I tell them nicely?
19 April 2020 : I dropped my dab pen in the bath :(
19 April 2020 : “just like, if you hear a fire, run down there I guess”
19 April 2020 : I just heard something about sweet potatoes! :)
19 April 2020 : I love this for you
19 April 2020 : currently soaking in a rose and camomile bath while my roomate is cooking black bean burgers this is the good life
18 April 2020 : Rose petals?? You got it ;)
18 April 2020 : I hope he is thriving
18 April 2020 : @OnThisSheet 🖤
17 April 2020 : I’ve contemplated this exact decision before and I say the boots
17 April 2020 : I told this dude I’ve been working on gaining weight & he grabs my sides and says “oh look at these love handles!” TOO FAR HOMIE FOR SO MANY REASONS
17 April 2020 : I think about this at least on a weekly basis
17 April 2020 : let me let you go
17 April 2020 : I’ll only hurt you if you left me
17 April 2020 : s/o to all the squash
17 April 2020 : Together/Apart is one of my favorite albums ever https://twitter.com/babyobs/status/1251033656413442049
17 April 2020 : I don’t know how to take that response & that is exactly why I haven’t asked about shit hahahaha
17 April 2020 : I can tell I actually like this person bc I haven’t asked for Roxanne’s astrological advice yet
17 April 2020 : take my money
17 April 2020 : there’s a patsy cline record in my room if you want to borrow it!
16 April 2020 : call me friend but keep me closer
16 April 2020 : you of all people would lose your shit watching Tiger King hahaha
16 April 2020 : saw that coming, unfortunately :(
16 April 2020 : I have to look lol might be a 7... but I’ll double check
16 April 2020 : What size? I’ll sell you mine lol they’re limited edition dad shoe style
16 April 2020 : mild discomfort! on the bench
16 April 2020 : ME
16 April 2020 : I’m down
16 April 2020 : so far I have not gotten my stimulus check and I have bought 7 records and a switch help
15 April 2020 : this got me 2 followers lol s/o
14 April 2020 : get me 100 followers today & I’ll post my ass... or me shaving my head I haven’t decided yet
14 April 2020 : I MISS WATCHING MY FRIENDS PLAY MUSIC
14 April 2020 : oh shit my mom is giving me a sewing machine it is OVER
13 April 2020 : how much tofu pad thai can I shovel into my mouth hole during this lock down? ~the limit does not exist~
13 April 2020 : this is my favorite on the ep, thank you 🖤 https://twitter.com/dugdefuzz/status/1249766734967570432
13 April 2020 : Oh yeah, I never went to college lol understandable
13 April 2020 : there is an English woman walking down our street giving away flowers to plant I am in a movie
13 April 2020 : Thank you, I really needed to hear that lol
13 April 2020 : I was going to send this to @HaleyDeanne_ but I couldn’t handle it if it was one of the times she’s like “wellllll..... 😅” please don’t fuxk with me Haley https://twitter.com/realityunf0lds/status/1249543509436137478
13 April 2020 : Serious Question: does anyone have a trumpet I can borrow?
13 April 2020 : I’m listening to nothing but Goldfinger today goodbye
13 April 2020 : I’ve been literally thinking the same, let’s do it!
13 April 2020 : I have to go film advanced routines for my last day of gym work and my limbs are going to literally fall off
13 April 2020 : PUNX
12 April 2020 : “bullets are faster than weapons” —Jeramey Abarca
10 April 2020 : day whatever of quarantine: I am twerking in my room to a Mason Ramsey (yodel boy) remix and I have revived my tamagotchi... I wish I could make this up
10 April 2020 : I LOVE INSANITY
10 April 2020 : super stoked for y’all! congratulations 💜
10 April 2020 : okay today rules https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1248641917765718016
10 April 2020 : Happy Birthday Jeffrey, I miss you.
10 April 2020 : I mean I somewhat regret the drugs, but I REALLY regret the “red lipstick phase” of my life https://twitter.com/chefboyardab/status/567760129152413696
10 April 2020 : Bremtucky
10 April 2020 : I’m people. https://twitter.com/kail_soul/status/1248000378437763072
8 April 2020 : if I were to buy a switch, what else is there to do besides animal crossing?
8 April 2020 : okay today sucks https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1247945251987296257
8 April 2020 : just realized the wallet I spent $150 on & have been using for a week is blue, not black... this is what I get for not going outside during the day...
8 April 2020 : Thank you for all the bullshit That I didn’t need I wonder what it feels like Without me
8 April 2020 : we need you https://twitter.com/berniesanders/status/1247928555117383693
8 April 2020 : I’ve started falling asleep to classical music. I feel enriched.
8 April 2020 : guess who is still drinking a crack fruit energy drink at 2am (I found a gravity replacement, almost as good, BUT open 24 hours) you give and you get
8 April 2020 : Noted 🖤
8 April 2020 : For my own (legal) sake, I’m joking... unless @baileaff ? Am I? Lol
8 April 2020 : the site is still active and they give you a free virtual pet!
8 April 2020 : lol ok
8 April 2020 : Jayd’s drunk lol https://twitter.com/_jaayddd/status/1247743952578416641
8 April 2020 : I take this back— HELLA S/O Miller https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1247737172372799489
8 April 2020 : living with Sam has gotten me so many kick ass band shirts
8 April 2020 : s/o Miller
8 April 2020 : if someone brought me some canvases I would probably cry happy tears
8 April 2020 : Tory Lanez’ IG is the new Is Anyone Up? don’t @ me
8 April 2020 : I think this is a better manic decision than shaving my head
8 April 2020 : I want a gold bee on my tooth
7 April 2020 : I’m waiting for a @masonramsey live stream
7 April 2020 : He’s catching on... I’ll get the bleach lol
7 April 2020 : AH I’m weirdly turned on by this
7 April 2020 : I feel like sexting with @tommychong would be really fucking funny
7 April 2020 : someone send me an exercise pole plz
7 April 2020 : Seriously. If you need to reach out please message me. You’re not alone. pic.twitter.com/3X8ZESlDcw
7 April 2020 : except she’s actually really shitty lol
7 April 2020 : If you’re ever feeling shitty, please reach out. My DMs are open if you ever need a relatable ear.
7 April 2020 : @thebetterrivera I love this for you
6 April 2020 : I really wanted blink in there, but I can live without that album specifically lol
6 April 2020 : Good Charlotte, Panic!, and FOB
6 April 2020 : I’m a mix of sad and a constant spell out of independent
6 April 2020 : my quarantine drafts are lit
6 April 2020 : From 2018 or 19?
6 April 2020 : no I’m a dumbass
6 April 2020 : SAME, not when she uses that cringe baby voice though hahaha
6 April 2020 : okay so what address on file are these checks being sent to because I have like 7 different addresses affiliated with the government right now lol
6 April 2020 : kaleidoscope eyes & turquoise smiles
6 April 2020 : How did Ariana Grande have any sort of career after she played Cat on Nickelodeon?
6 April 2020 : who gave the punx a taser?
5 April 2020 : dude :)
3 April 2020 : I can’t believe the only picture I have of us is only your foot, but I loved this day. pic.twitter.com/mvac3GR5GP
3 April 2020 : okay I’ll stop being sad on the tl
3 April 2020 : *turns up music to cry*
3 April 2020 : I really miss drinking to avoid my feelings
3 April 2020 : Having to process these death dates sober for the first time has been a huge struggle for me. Send me happy things today, please. I need smiles.
3 April 2020 : sprite & cran with lime is my bar drink ;) lol
3 April 2020 : I do it all the time! I’m sober, but most just think you’re a DD or something. Not weird at all 🖤
3 April 2020 : put your head down, boy welcome to my zoo
3 April 2020 : when am I gonna lose you?
3 April 2020 : wait
3 April 2020 : everyone’s dying so I keep on trying to make ‘em proud before they’re gone
3 April 2020 : I’m always here if you need to talk.
3 April 2020 : I relate to this more than I should. I did finally find his Facebook again. #signs ? https://twitter.com/alyssa_schoener/status/1245861873787912194
2 April 2020 : I try to challenge myself to fall asleep before the goosebumps theme song is over
2 April 2020 : jokes on me https://twitter.com/ratmobbs/status/1245128232271319047
2 April 2020 : @roxannesucks EXPLAIN https://twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/1245124277868822529
1 April 2020 : I should not be ordering bagels at 4:30 in the morning
1 April 2020 : If the moon isn’t there, does the howl exist?
1 April 2020 : Can I buy this pattern?? LOL
31 March 2020 : make me work out lol
31 March 2020 : yes she does https://twitter.com/anissagodina/status/1244814992450318336
31 March 2020 : It’s just Tyga
31 March 2020 : this is what sold me, brb going to watch Tiger King https://twitter.com/heyalyshahey/status/1244559021266305031
31 March 2020 : I got you DM me
30 March 2020 : hot girls for staying inside
30 March 2020 : kombucha is just IPA’s for sober people
30 March 2020 : I just want to give a s/o to my high school Australian exchange student for giving me confidence in experimental fashion choices lol
30 March 2020 : @HaleyDeanne_ @_jaayddd @baileaff 🖤💜💚
30 March 2020 : me missing two massage appointments https://twitter.com/aliciannicolee/status/1244533017374121984
30 March 2020 : I don’t know what you meant to say, but I’m concerned?
30 March 2020 : why not go with me?
30 March 2020 : instagram is exhausting
29 March 2020 : woke up with cold sweats, this is it y’all.
29 March 2020 : this wind needs to make up its damn mind so I can smoke this cigarettte out of my bedroom window
29 March 2020 : TWO “COUPLES” GOT ENGAGED WHAAAAAAT WHILE TYPING THIS— HE PROPOSED WOTHOUT TELLING HER HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCESSSSSSSS WHAAAAAAT
29 March 2020 : I’m going to have a panic attack
29 March 2020 : THEY’re ENGAGED ONE EPISODE IN WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK Do they win? Is it over? Please wtf
29 March 2020 : she’s part of the reason I’m gay
29 March 2020 : they get MARRIED ?! I really fucking hate this what is happening
29 March 2020 : I am 3 seconds into Love is Blind & what the FUCK is this corny ass music hahaha this is too much
29 March 2020 : I was today years old when I realized this meant OnlyFans https://twitter.com/ociferhughes/status/1243600631597641728
29 March 2020 : uh same what is happening https://twitter.com/dumpsterrshrimp/status/1244051828293025792
28 March 2020 : your blood washes over me like cheap red wine
28 March 2020 : idk who needs to hear this, but floss your teeth.
28 March 2020 : Oh it was on accident lmao I put it too close to my heater 😂 we can tiedye it eventually!
27 March 2020 : drive by incubus or anything by sting/the police
27 March 2020 : just ordered an Uncle Thurm’s Soul Food Sampler to be delivered #goodbye
27 March 2020 : I’m the weeds among you, I am constriction. I’m the tightness in your chest. I could ruin you.
27 March 2020 : I woke up and brushed my teeth at 4am to go back to sleep
27 March 2020 : ft me while I cry?
27 March 2020 : It’s 7am and I’m crying while watching The Ring send fucking help #HappyQuarantine
27 March 2020 : I want to work with Jimmy Carter & help build gnomes
27 March 2020 : you know, I DID want to hang out with you...
27 March 2020 : but she’s actually terrible...
27 March 2020 : it wasn’t even weed related
27 March 2020 : I BURNED a Ralph Lauren sweater today why am I like this
27 March 2020 : are you a good witch, or a bad witch? I wish I had your powers lol
27 March 2020 : nobody has to tweet about it for this to happen, pandemic or not lol https://twitter.com/_frfridk/status/1243316205328297986
27 March 2020 : what
26 March 2020 : currently adding “necessity worker” to my resume
26 March 2020 : I feel like the girl in the Shelter music video
26 March 2020 : If your company is NOT taking advantage of the Paid Leave Act, they are part of the bigger problem behind this pandemic. Fuck that.
26 March 2020 : oops I am America. https://twitter.com/_andekarim/status/1242689305010745344
26 March 2020 : I think I’m hungry but all I want is ice cream and potato chips
26 March 2020 : If you choose to use, be responsible. Test your shit and don’t mix shit.
26 March 2020 : @_jaayddd @HaleyDeanne_ @no_soul_nicole @roxannesucks omg sorry theres another one I’m in love
26 March 2020 : @HaleyDeanne_ @_jaayddd @roxannesucks @no_soul_nicole I will smoke (weed) out of this until I OD
26 March 2020 : This is so pure 💚
25 March 2020 : oh my god it’s so they can stack them to mark their territory without them rolling away I CANT
25 March 2020 : are you fucking serious? I really hope you’re serious.
25 March 2020 : Also men
25 March 2020 : someone tell me something comforting
25 March 2020 : No, it’s a retirement home. I’m on quarantine at home because I possibly came into contact with the virus and can’t bring it on campus at work, so I’m in this gray area of being a necessity worker, just not allowed to work until I’m confirmed to not have it in some way lol #mess
25 March 2020 : The company isn’t closed though... do you think I could still pull it off? Lol
25 March 2020 : dude fuck drugs I’m so sick of losing people
25 March 2020 : I tHiNk Im HaViNg A bReAkDoWn
25 March 2020 : I’m not laid off though... I just can’t work for two weeks for a preventive quarantine for possible exposure. It’s a weird middle ground that I’m not sure is covered lol
25 March 2020 : ok I know this is irrational, but I NEED someone to bring me Krispy Kreme and a cross stitch kit
25 March 2020 : I LEFT MY CROSS STITCH AT WORK FUCK
24 March 2020 : I need a FaceTime workout partner ASAP
24 March 2020 : OH wow it all makes sense now
24 March 2020 : Celebrating in quarantine 💜 #14YearsOfHannahMontana https://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/1242565831210553344 pic.twitter.com/1GYzU2DJZU
24 March 2020 : someone literally got shot across the street from there like a month ago
24 March 2020 : what does simp mean
24 March 2020 : I am legit in quarantine or I would absolutely be down lol rain check for two weeks from now? 😘
24 March 2020 : I have helllla thc oil, bring me ingredients and I’ll make more!
24 March 2020 : It’s been about 4 hours into my quarantine & I’ve debated breaking my sobriety about 17 times *eats 6th edible*
24 March 2020 : With that being said, does anyone know what to do about not getting paid for a two week forced quarantine? Lol I’m still employed, but not allowed at work for two weeks...
24 March 2020 : cash me INSIDE
24 March 2020 : FINALLY MADE IT TO QUARANTINE
24 March 2020 : It’s 9:45 am and my roommate just asked my other roommate if he wants a shot #HappyQuarantine
24 March 2020 : WHEN DO YOU KNOW
23 March 2020 : Some days it's hard to realize, We've been holding on for so long that it's time to let go
23 March 2020 : Word! DM me about it 🖤
23 March 2020 : They’re not crazy strong lol I’d do $5 each, 4 for $15 2 gets me, 3 gets me good lol They’re chocolate and butterscotch chip cookies! They’re about 6.5 mg each, so two would get you about the same level as a single dose shop edible.
23 March 2020 : come buy these edibles I made so I can have money to get crafts to do during quarantine
23 March 2020 : I need sport specific ones, I appreciate it though!
22 March 2020 : what! catch me quarantining in Utah I guess LOL pic.twitter.com/jwcOCjSMOG
22 March 2020 : s/o to getting my shit together
22 March 2020 : I need to leave lol
22 March 2020 : when is your birthday 😏 lol
22 March 2020 : I’m scared for you
22 March 2020 : between that, the drugs, and the idiotic amount of drunk driving I did as a teenager, I really do not know.
22 March 2020 : idk what day of quarantine it is, but my hot roommate and his girlfriend are arguing, so there’s that.
22 March 2020 : this is a flashback of me in high school before going to Seattle to hang with homeless folks alone at 2 am https://twitter.com/pressures_on/status/1241407887110320128
22 March 2020 : what’s my age again
22 March 2020 : how does one respond to “what dat booty do” when one does in fact not have said booty
22 March 2020 : I mean a copy to purchase, I thought you could contact the company for a certain amount of years after lol but I’m not sure
22 March 2020 : Is there any possible way I can replace old years books?
22 March 2020 : I also need Illahee gymnastics/cheer pictures ‘08-‘10 if anyone can help!
22 March 2020 : I need 2011-12 cheer pictures of me please. I need them for the gym job lol trying to keep these kiddos engaged!
22 March 2020 : I need someone with Illahee and Beamer year books to contact me ASAP
22 March 2020 : Omegle is seriously making a come back LOL I can’t handle this
22 March 2020 : she’s staying here, I’m waiting for things to get worse... I’ve waited this long already.
22 March 2020 : idk what day of quarantine it is, but my hot roommate and his girlfriend and arguing, so there’s that.
22 March 2020 : I spilled bong water on my red fuzzy rug yesterday & I still haven’t processed it fully. I just hung it up outside. What do.
22 March 2020 : now it has me eating doughnuts (yes, multiple) at 7am send help
22 March 2020 : this quarantine/edible combo has me looking for validation on tinder at 4am
22 March 2020 : hella sad pay attention to me
22 March 2020 : I keep eating and everytime I get full I eat a weed cookie then I just keep eating, I’m 3 cookies in & this has become a vicious cycle
22 March 2020 : that was a genuine typo & I’m not fixing it lol but for real I can’t see straight
22 March 2020 : I just made 40 thc cookies #haplywuarantine
21 March 2020 : currently wearing a club dress in bed https://twitter.com/thegoldenchild1/status/1240726006383742976
21 March 2020 : I need to adopt a hairless cat and buy a gun, that will be my new aesthetic.
20 March 2020 : Day 4 of Quarantine: I am drinking kombucha and googling how to grow my own vegetables
20 March 2020 : $youscreamkimmy
19 March 2020 : “I’m just going to lay on the floor and scream”
19 March 2020 : I was like “on noo demon”
19 March 2020 : I don’t have the mental capacity to deal with a toilet demon and a pandemic
19 March 2020 : my hot roommate brought me breakfast in bed this morning, one roommate is weeding the backyard, and the other roommate is cleaning the house... I am currently the only person with a paying job and can fucking get used to this set up LOL #happypandemic
19 March 2020 : this @turnoverva record I got was my best quarantine investment pic.twitter.com/4cChmLTFzb
18 March 2020 : Update: I got the shirt & a vinyl. S/O to @DropkickMurphys for giving us 20% off & free shipping! Love y’all 💚
18 March 2020 : The Little Gym is closed WITH pay. Support 💕
18 March 2020 : if CBC isn’t, I’ll be over later lol
18 March 2020 : Is CBC open? Please say yes.
18 March 2020 : @DropkickMurphys help
18 March 2020 : If I don’t get this shirt because of a website glitch, I’m letting the Corona virus take me. pic.twitter.com/mGa4ZzSskx
17 March 2020 : Hopefully we can go to simple plan still!
17 March 2020 : Okay that’s good at least. I’m hella bummed :/
17 March 2020 : We’ll have to call the venue for a refund I think
17 March 2020 : me in quarantine :) pic.twitter.com/NBZUsO0vw1
17 March 2020 : Yes, they’re retail, just have to limit capacity.
16 March 2020 : the government closed down the punx venue... uh oh
16 March 2020 : on that note, I could use a date to practice social distancing with.
16 March 2020 : I’m going to a pandemic wedding today LOL
16 March 2020 : “you started your music at 10:30 instead of 10... are you okay?” -my hot roommate less than 24 hours into virus unemployment
16 March 2020 : And Simple Plan in June, you should come with! 🖤
16 March 2020 : my sober dumb ass lost two (2) full packs of cigarettes last night
16 March 2020 : I owe haley like maybe $50 (?) for a Mayday Parade ticket & I owe her dad $200+ for an MCR ticket and it feels like 2009 & I don’t like it
16 March 2020 : being quarantined sounds nice
14 March 2020 : bitch same where the fuck is it snowing so I can not go there lol
14 March 2020 : YES you’re allowed to also tweet details hahaha
14 March 2020 : so far I have gotten a half oz of weed and nothing else for this pandemic situation lol
14 March 2020 : I just heard my hot roommate walk by my room right when The Impression That I Get came on, pause until the horns start, say “nice” then go in his room (12:47am)
14 March 2020 : Dundee Mufflin
14 March 2020 : oh this I will most definitely regret
14 March 2020 : I’ll bring you these sock slippers you can at least use to go smoke lmao
14 March 2020 : Yo I almost ripped it out already hahaha it finally bled
14 March 2020 : I usually know very quickly when I’m going to regret something that I do to myself (and I usually regret anything I do) but this piercing is fucking FIRE dude
14 March 2020 : I’m uncomfortable lol
14 March 2020 : 13 pic.twitter.com/j3i7b3vMp4
14 March 2020 : too many people saw me naked today
14 March 2020 : I am seriously so happy to coach for the gym I work at (unnamed so I don’t get fired lol) the owners are so fucking great and kind and caring I really love it here man :)
13 March 2020 : my gym job closed RIGHT on time for this questionable piercing I’m getting to have time to heal lol
13 March 2020 : Today, my roommate (not the hot one) tried leaving me at a bar I took him to.
12 March 2020 : SUNS OUT SKAS ON
12 March 2020 : okay I was kind of joking, but they are literally closing streets to CLEAN THEM whAT
12 March 2020 : A girl just posted a picture in a shirt she stole from me in high school... I’m content with this closer.
12 March 2020 : This virus shit has the largest cities in the countries basically shut down and the ones who can afford it are deep cleaning the streets? This is the start of the Hunger Games. They’re already setting up class divided districts. Population control. We’re fucked. That’s my theory.
12 March 2020 : this was me living in North Dakota my junior year of HS https://twitter.com/wreckno/status/1238139851846926336
12 March 2020 : IT’s MY HOT ROOMMATES BIRTHDAY HURRY I NEED GIFT IDEAS TO MAKE HIM LOVE ME THIS IS NOT A DRILL
12 March 2020 : s/o to my old super cringe Instagram & double s/o that I might revive it
12 March 2020 : I might want a piercing... can I come?
12 March 2020 : both of my jobs are like spongebob’s brain on fire right now
11 March 2020 : Federal Way really needs to leave me alone
11 March 2020 : Right?! I’m not even mad lol just baffled
11 March 2020 : I got called a slut today because I don’t drink 🤘 I really hate it here
11 March 2020 : Thank you for this!
11 March 2020 : LOL if you need a last resort, hmu
10 March 2020 : What time?
10 March 2020 : I need a new thing since Gravity is cancelled. is Emerald City Smoothie problematic?
10 March 2020 : if it quacks like a duck, it’s a joint.
10 March 2020 : does Haley work today?
10 March 2020 : NEW PORTER NEW PORTER NEW PORTER
10 March 2020 : well pick it back up bc I need to learn how to make a dog sweater hahaha
10 March 2020 : I told my hot roommate I would crochet his dog a new sweater... why am I like this
10 March 2020 : guess whose cat spilled water all over 100 year old leather boots
10 March 2020 : AHHH
10 March 2020 : oh no
10 March 2020 : Snapchat has me wanting freckles
10 March 2020 : so far 24 is WAY better https://twitter.com/norahontas/status/1237118645920321548
9 March 2020 : you missed the part where she went to the ER claiming she had Corona so she could have a place to sleep lol
9 March 2020 : Don’t tempt me lol (Fridays, I’m free on Fridays)
9 March 2020 : Need to leave the house in 12 minutes & I’m still in bed... Mondays are hard.
9 March 2020 : I think me and Shayna need to get off tinder and just date each other
9 March 2020 : I want to be where you are even if that means going too far
9 March 2020 : what did I do lol
9 March 2020 : girls on tinder do not like me
9 March 2020 : I’m paitiently waiting for this love story to evolve
9 March 2020 : Vanessa, all I’m asking for is a chance... https://twitter.com/piayboisam/status/1236719218101555201
9 March 2020 : who is Gaby?
9 March 2020 : I’m due for a regrettable tattoo, let’s go.
9 March 2020 : when it rains
9 March 2020 : WHY THE FUCK NOT
9 March 2020 : going to listen to Good Charlotte & attempt a watercolor painting because I’m sad
9 March 2020 : New York rats feel pressure of city living
8 March 2020 : Oh puyallup? Lol nah I’m going to take a nap
8 March 2020 : where
7 March 2020 : my mom is going to be very disappointed in my new taste in men
7 March 2020 : I got kicked out of work again lol
7 March 2020 : perfect time for me to book my Vegas flight!
7 March 2020 : it totally looks like he is though lol
7 March 2020 : this video I will share https://twitter.com/complex/status/1236173757061959681
7 March 2020 : I really don’t want to repost the video I saw, but I really hope Post Malone is okay and if he’s not, I really hope he receives help. Such a sweet soul shouldn’t be so lost.
7 March 2020 : that just killed my night. fuck addiction dude.
7 March 2020 : literally me catching children out of the air at work https://twitter.com/olushola_shola/status/1235836473535901697
7 March 2020 : I got white claws for my hot roommate today. He’s been passed out since 6:15.
6 March 2020 : I have randomly followed and started to become invested in this really attractive group of friends in Massachusetts? I want to be their friend too.
6 March 2020 : there has literally never been a better time for me to become a groupie
6 March 2020 : my hot roommate pulled a giant jar of thc coconut oil out of the freezer and said I can use it whenever I want ugh I love him
6 March 2020 : Now I’m waitin’ on the corner in the back of your mind It’s a lonely place to live & I got nowhere to hide
6 March 2020 : will Kim get food poisoning from Mae Mee bakery this time? it’s been about a year, will update.
6 March 2020 : Oh I can’t, cliche but I have plans on 4/20 lol
6 March 2020 : when? I’m planning Vegas in May
6 March 2020 : I’m about to go to Target for 2 things... please text me in an hour & make sure I am NOT still in Target.
6 March 2020 : Let me know next time you’re making plans, I’m inviting myself lol
5 March 2020 : do you ever feel like an empty Capri Sun drifting through the wind?
5 March 2020 : I’m starting to tone up and look healthy again & I LOVE this for ME
5 March 2020 : I want to hang out with @aliciannicolee
5 March 2020 : Jayd was calling for me when she was drunk puking last night then was passed out by the time I got there. #thethingsidoforlove
5 March 2020 : *drunk
4 March 2020 : 4 years feels like yesterday & knowing you’d be proud of me is still my sole motivation. I love you most & I miss you always. pic.twitter.com/ZLd23L5ij4
4 March 2020 : I got kicked out of work lol
4 March 2020 : I have a sinus cold and everyone thinks I’m “infected” fuck
4 March 2020 : in my free time I think of you & me time
4 March 2020 : @lilacqueentv
4 March 2020 : Is it gay?
4 March 2020 : LOL that’s what @OnThisSheet said!
4 March 2020 : how do I even respond to that?! (I’m not going to, but wtf)
4 March 2020 : this dude on tinder just asked if I have a cell phone?
3 March 2020 : VEGAS HERE I COME BABY
3 March 2020 : Beyond lineup was released lol I’m not going.
2 March 2020 : s/o to Girl Scout cookies
2 March 2020 : I sell mine as like an add on when people request panties or things! Super cute idea 💕
1 March 2020 : iconic #FreeAshley pic.twitter.com/vjUutPIgd0
1 March 2020 : can’t bring these fucking punx anywhere, apparently that includes Sounders games (it was real jail) pic.twitter.com/EWwFzrbWU5
1 March 2020 : what to do...
1 March 2020 : might fuck around and put a second piercing in my nose
1 March 2020 : my boys (roommates) emptied the dishwasher AND put away the dishes ugh I love them
1 March 2020 : YES THRIVE 🖤
1 March 2020 : Go to a piercer who does not use a piercing “gun”. They’re bad for your ears and can fuck with the healing process. Go to an actual shop :) if you’re around Tacoma, Brass Monkey on 6th is awesome.
1 March 2020 : I’m also average, hmu.
1 March 2020 : & how did she bag a billionaire?!???!?
1 March 2020 : I just heard Grimes’ voice for the first time & I was NOT expecting that
1 March 2020 : woke up to my hot roommate watching and singing to Aladdin at 8:30 in the morning, not bummed.
1 March 2020 : I went to Lucky ‘15 and never went back lol I ruined that shit for life
1 March 2020 : went to a show for about 12 minutes tonight
1 March 2020 : YES BITCH I LOVE THIS
1 March 2020 : the two people I’m sitting next to also did not know this... lol am smart https://twitter.com/stanscaps/status/1233505196535316480
1 March 2020 : god fucking dammit I hate it here https://twitter.com/captainlexus/status/1233623358580740097
28 February 2020 : Can I help in any way?
28 February 2020 : Call me??
28 February 2020 : My one year of sobriety from everything except weed/thc is in a couple months and the anniversary of Devin’s passing is next week... basically, I’m a confused wreck and need a hug.
28 February 2020 : I want Bad Bunny to do really bad things to me
28 February 2020 : I’m really excited to give him false praise for mediocrely cleaning before I get to redo all of it :)
28 February 2020 : my hot roommate is trying to finish cleaning the kitchen I started deep cleaning and all I can hear from my room is multiple crashes and “fuck” periodically. #men
28 February 2020 : that double back gave me CHILLS
28 February 2020 : I 🖤 Gaga #STUPIDLOVEBUCKS pic.twitter.com/swjN4L9ZYt
27 February 2020 : the roommate I did not text about the bird: “yo were you yelling at a bird this morning? are you ok?”
27 February 2020 : I’m about to http://postermywall.com this bullshit because fuck that
27 February 2020 : my sales team gave two (2) work shifts to make two (2) marketing flyers from scratch as if I’m fucking magic fucking fuckers
27 February 2020 : I am somewhat ashamed that I’m so fucking mad at this bird who I have never met. It could be a really cool dude, and I’ll probably never know it.
27 February 2020 : I sent a video to my roommates to try to identify this annoying ass bird outside based on the sound and I guess this is a recurring issue here lol
27 February 2020 : going to Haley’s to scream for a little bit
26 February 2020 : iconic https://twitter.com/mugshawtys/status/1232665814039322625
26 February 2020 : I don’t know why this would be normal at a different hour but it’s a little concerning during this particular one
26 February 2020 : it is 9 in the morning and I hear a harmonica outside
26 February 2020 : Okay, I know what I said about Beyond and all that~ BUT Earth, Wind and Fire is coming to the Gorge with Santana in June...
26 February 2020 : MOVES 🔥 pic.twitter.com/b4kdNdLtSg
26 February 2020 : jk I have a pair of white guess jeans I haven’t taken out of the bag for 2 months because I don’t trust myself to not spill food on them
26 February 2020 : I’ve been bold and buying white clothes & so far I have spilled food on every single item of white clothing I have acquired. Go me.
26 February 2020 : RT @jordynisaflower: been in my room for hours geeking out over old edm & now i wanna rewind to 2013. i’m 19. my hair is purple. i fantasiz…
26 February 2020 : Which one I want to watch
26 February 2020 : I made it a day and a half before going to buy another dab pen lol
25 February 2020 : heels and a swiffer
25 February 2020 : my hands are too sweaty to load this bowl
25 February 2020 : Gaga’s cover of Bang Bang is better than Lana’s
25 February 2020 : might have to come out of edm retirement for Beyond Wonderland at the Gorge...
25 February 2020 : @LilNasX has the friendship with @MileyCyrus that I have always wanted
25 February 2020 : RT @onlyastoner: i spent all day trying to remember robert frost's first name. it's robert
25 February 2020 : I will pay stupid money for the Supreme record player
25 February 2020 : If I have seemed disinterested in your happiness in the past, it’s because I was. And I’m sorry for that. Sometimes my depression makes me not able to handle other people’s happiness. I do care and I am happy for you and I’m sorry I can’t always show that. Working to be better.
25 February 2020 : if you’re serious, I know I guy lol
25 February 2020 : I’ve been struggling with sad songs lately, which is my entire library, please send me happy tunes :)
25 February 2020 : What is the Snapchat filter called that makes you look like Igor from Young Frankenstein? (Yes I tried to google it)
25 February 2020 : I was doing just fine without my dab pen until I had to talk to fucking COPS ugh
25 February 2020 : Dude same. @roxannesucks what planet is doing this?
25 February 2020 : hey Wild Waves really tried
25 February 2020 : I lost my dab pen and I want to die
25 February 2020 : Wow I’m really just known for not being present hahaha
25 February 2020 : @WoeWassaMe @roxannesucks help me make friends lol
25 February 2020 : you said that last time. I don’t know you, but you know my friends so I’d be happy to help lol
25 February 2020 : come find my dab pen please
25 February 2020 : I’ll help!
24 February 2020 : I just found an old throw I did on a dumpster in Tacoma like 8 years ago #whataburner
24 February 2020 : oi oi
24 February 2020 : Thank you for being relatable 🖤
24 February 2020 : I don’t like this feeling *sings in anxiety*
24 February 2020 : Oh we know lol
23 February 2020 : Officially skipping Texas for all the nostalgic pop punk shows coming to Seattle this season & Vegas for PUNK ROCK BOWLING
23 February 2020 : S/O to Michael for making me remember that I know every word to an entire Big & Rich album... I hate it here
23 February 2020 : I’ve never related to Katy Perry, but I do now. https://twitter.com/katyperry/status/1231480004543778816
23 February 2020 : I haven’t gone out in TWO whole weekends, why is this divorce turning me into an 80 y/o? Shouldn’t I be regretting things? Take me out, be gay, do crime!
23 February 2020 : They smell hella good lol
23 February 2020 : My hot roommate cooked me dinner tonight. He also cooked his girlfriend dinner, but we can just block that part out when the movie is written.
23 February 2020 : THANK YOU
23 February 2020 : Ok leave me alone
23 February 2020 : If it helps, she won’t let me get a mullet, so I also have to leave my hair alone.
23 February 2020 : YO IM IN
23 February 2020 : @HaleyDeanne_ always tells me it is not a good idea
22 February 2020 : oops I smoked indica before work again
22 February 2020 : I’ve only been taking writing advice from @RL_Stine this week & I think that’s why I’m like this (it’s a pirate song, I’m almost sorry) #viewersbeware
22 February 2020 : Okay but real question: who will overnight me some Langdon bakery doughnuts?? Lol
21 February 2020 : Okay I can’t sing and also have no musical talent and am starting guitar lessons lol I wouldn’t even know where to start right now, but I’ll be in touch as I dive more into this 😂 I have ideas, just learning how to portray them
21 February 2020 : I think I just miss being subtweeted
21 February 2020 : I want to attempt some type of dirty heads style acoustic hip hop thing, just a random goal of mine lol so I’ll probably actually take you up on that!
21 February 2020 : I’m learning guitar so I’m working on some acoustic stuff until I can find my footing a bit :)
21 February 2020 : I just wrote my first chorus ever & was on a roll, all in my feels... then the mighty mighty bosstones came on my playlist LOL cool.
21 February 2020 : Damn, just say it to my face.
21 February 2020 : actually ideal travel plans🤘 https://twitter.com/ofthetrees/status/1230663400449093634
21 February 2020 : I shouldn’t have to beg for you to love me, just tell me that you don’t
21 February 2020 : “A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it” -Jean De La Fontaine
21 February 2020 : Oh that’s gross
21 February 2020 : I’m officially a person with a “coffee budget”
21 February 2020 : I honestly don’t know what you’re trying to say with that lol
21 February 2020 : Transphobic & purposefully misgendered Dwyane Wade’s daughter who just came out.
21 February 2020 : I knew I would eventually have a justifiable reason to dislike Young Thug
20 February 2020 : the way she moves, oh it’s too much to take
20 February 2020 : I noticed that too! Made me hella happy to see their happiness 🖤
20 February 2020 : eating an entire cake with chopsticks
20 February 2020 : am I good enough to be your type?
20 February 2020 : As if we don’t know 🙄 https://twitter.com/strangekeith/status/1230392144377958400
20 February 2020 : HAHAHA fuck https://twitter.com/tayahfmr1999/status/1230241431404441600
20 February 2020 : #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/eXqhJao3Yt
20 February 2020 : I’m a regular at my Thai place in the mall again...
19 February 2020 : Okay yeah so that’s the pilot, which leads to the actual show which is based after their breakup. So lily is living with Miley, who is now just Miley, who literally just got divorced, and Oliver lives with Rico & Jackson and it follows their antics as well lol omg this is gold
19 February 2020 : this is my daily “I need to leave for work in 9 minutes & I’m still in bed” tweet
19 February 2020 : you’re too far & I’m far too jealous
19 February 2020 : LOL it’s settled then
19 February 2020 : RIGHT like this is actually quite the predicament I’ve backed myself into
19 February 2020 : Why are you always out here exposing me lol it’s CBC though
19 February 2020 : I guess I’m never going there again lol
19 February 2020 : how do I ghost this guy who I have never met, BUT works at the pot shop I go to? Asking for a friend.
19 February 2020 : But Rico got his info from Oliver. He’s stubborn, I could see Oliver voting Trump then consistently backing his desicion out of spite and that turns into the demise of his and Lily’s relationship (bc we all know she’s gay anyway) wow I’m stoned
19 February 2020 : this is how I imagine my time in NY would go, I dig the descriptive accuracy https://twitter.com/emo2thextremo/status/1229925560266248192
19 February 2020 : I would say yes out of naiveness, but regretted it like a year into the term lol
19 February 2020 : Let’s go together. I want to look like twiggy.
18 February 2020 : it all leads to smoking alone in my room in the end
18 February 2020 : Putting the money aside and deciding the weekend of sounds like the right decision.
18 February 2020 : I might go to Texas by myself? Orrrr I could save the money and stay in town and go to/perform at the clown’s album release...
18 February 2020 : I almost made an appointment to get a mullet yesterday, and as I was calling I remember I shaved the fucking back of my head like a dumbass & FORGOT about it?? I hate me.
18 February 2020 : I’ve randomly gotten college twitter on my TL lately & I am so confused because I never went to college and dorm life is beyond my mental capacity.
18 February 2020 : LOLOLOL ~also, everytime I see a video in this voice/tone I imagine it’s @roxannesucks yelling at me
18 February 2020 : @tommychong what happened to @shelbychong ’s twitter?? I miss her!
18 February 2020 : jk I need to pay rent. this manic plan will most likely continue after the 1st
18 February 2020 : kind of possibly might chop my hair off tomorrow
18 February 2020 : how can I get that Supreme turntable though 👀
18 February 2020 : WOW today is a rough one
17 February 2020 : Word I’ll call! 💕
17 February 2020 : “I need a mullet so people stop talking to me”
17 February 2020 : My hot roommate convinced his girlfriend to get a new bong (I think so he can use it) but I also needed a new bong, so... long story short, the bong lives with me now.
17 February 2020 : I know this is like one of the most important parts, but I can’t decide if I want my entire leg piece to be in color or black & grey. DM me if you care enough to express your opinion and I’ll give more details lol
17 February 2020 : I am now Twitter’s drunkest sounding sober girl lol
17 February 2020 : I’m going to be in Austin in March... I must know which bar this is. I’ll be with punks, so expect a shit show.
17 February 2020 : Do I call and just ask for help?? Does she charge? You can’t just give me an office number and expect my anxiety to take control hahaha
17 February 2020 : Also, the eye contact I made with the record store owner when he saw me spending this much on this record for the second time was priceless :)
17 February 2020 : Listening to Good Charlotte on vinyl at 1am is unbeatable :)
17 February 2020 : Round two. If I have to buy another one of these I’m going to physically melt. @GoodCharlotte 🖤 pic.twitter.com/NwlUZSbDlJ
17 February 2020 : The off the shoulder look with the yellow print skirttttt (not pictured) holy fuuuuck https://twitter.com/evanrosskatz/status/1228813454045327361
17 February 2020 : Cancer, and Wolf LOL whAT
17 February 2020 : I don’t have the luxury of having Joni’s number lol
17 February 2020 : forever taking out loans for records~
16 February 2020 : Someone remind me to do my taxes tomorrow lol
16 February 2020 : I went to a folk punk show where they told a story about a worm being their spirit animal after finding one in a sink & said “if you’re stoked that your spirit animal is a worm, you definitely know your spirit animal is a worm.” so I relate to this hard.
16 February 2020 : Discuss what? I am the stupid shit lol
16 February 2020 : I liked this for the typo
16 February 2020 : #wholesome https://twitter.com/lilacqueentv/status/1229061994772336640
16 February 2020 : I don’t understand ANYTHING about this conversation outside of the first tweet but I laughed out loud, I love it & I think I’m making part of it my bio??
16 February 2020 : He got picked up at like 8 :(
16 February 2020 : I really shouldn’t be tweeting at 6am lol
16 February 2020 : My treat to myself after getting my teeth fixed (again) is a nose job. https://twitter.com/oxminaox/status/1228800927974322176
15 February 2020 : He’s a Miley fan... can we get married already?!
15 February 2020 : I’m waking up to melodic guitar again & I hung out with my hot roommate like all last night WHY DOES HE DO THIS TO ME
15 February 2020 : Bailey has me thinking about manic life decisions WAY too early today
15 February 2020 : If I start this whole “buy my content” shit, will someone pay for my nose job?
14 February 2020 : They’re fake lol I appreciate that though!
14 February 2020 : *uses windex for glasses*
14 February 2020 : I listen to ska when the sun is out, you are warned. pic.twitter.com/Z245GY8TO8
14 February 2020 : I know I say this like once a month, but if the punx ever found my Twitter I’d be disowned.
14 February 2020 : It’s Valentine’s Day, so that’s the right time for me to order these $90 Ugg slippers I can’t wear outside of the house, right?
14 February 2020 : I’ve acquired this pair of fake glasses & I am not stopping pic.twitter.com/M4p4uvK0AH
14 February 2020 : I forgot it was Valentine’s Day today when I booked my massage & facial BITCH YES #selfcare
14 February 2020 : I woke up to 3 people sending me money I kind of forgot they owed & SUNSHINE
14 February 2020 : I am so mad at this. https://twitter.com/feedmeshrimp/status/1228197964180381696
14 February 2020 : I needed you like 6 months ago lol
14 February 2020 : my twitter used to be a safe space... https://twitter.com/dumpsterrshrimp/status/1228164295910780929
14 February 2020 : I have a nerve in my shoulder that’s kind of twitching right now & I feel like it’s bc I’m in line for Gravity
13 February 2020 : Do seagulls hold grudges like crows do? I’m about to start throwing shit at this bird that won’t shut the fuck up outside my house.
13 February 2020 : I’m so happy for you!
13 February 2020 : Lol sike this shit is dank
13 February 2020 : is ice cream and pudding together a normal thing or should my boss take a pregnancy test?
13 February 2020 : I really like the *idea* of Halsey
12 February 2020 : lol is this a drug reference
12 February 2020 : sorry lol I’m okay now
11 February 2020 : I manifested this pic.twitter.com/vDSPVYwQ6N
11 February 2020 : oops https://twitter.com/larrayy/status/1227331940463894529
11 February 2020 : my doctor tried talking to me about my sexual assault that I thought I had already processed (?) THEN puts me on hormonal birth control COOL THX im unstable
11 February 2020 : Oh this one hurts
11 February 2020 : If I send Haley unprovoked money, will she come smoke me out so I don’t have to leave my room? *and we wait*
11 February 2020 : Jazzbones last Saturday https://twitter.com/musicbytvboo/status/1227310384375369732
11 February 2020 : Aw yeah head banging! Y.M.C.A oh no James HELP let’s go YOUNG MAN ~an unintentional haiku from my downstairs roommate~
11 February 2020 : Yeah, just overthinking as always lol thanks for checking 💕
11 February 2020 : HOW THE FUCK HELP??
11 February 2020 : solid juice choice
11 February 2020 : If I could somehow un-fuck this up, that would be rad.
11 February 2020 : woah she has platonic dude friends woAh CrAzY https://twitter.com/enzoriverss/status/1226740434812035079
11 February 2020 : turning down my guitar teacher’s instrument recommendations bc I want a black guitar instead of the one they said I should get... I’m on a roll already.
11 February 2020 : LOL I used to do this at bars all the time https://twitter.com/shanepedroza/status/1226750734630191104
11 February 2020 : my mom brought me a gravity energy shit storm drink so I’m about to be in my feels until like 4am
11 February 2020 : why am I like this?
11 February 2020 : and life really is a nightmare
11 February 2020 : why am I listening to simple plan right now
11 February 2020 : I miss 2012 twitter lol
11 February 2020 : LOL *for the record Haley is sitting in the same room as me* bc I have the memory of a goldfish
11 February 2020 : wow I really suck
10 February 2020 : I’ve been sitting on the floor for like 2 hours
10 February 2020 : Oh, come in closer Ditch your problems, better days are coming
10 February 2020 : Sloppy kisses, dirty wishes Baby, this is livin’
10 February 2020 : I just signed up for guitar lessons with a friend before getting a guitar. I fucking have to do this now. Fuck.
10 February 2020 : I got a 32oz gravity buzz boi drink & I think it gave me appendicitis
10 February 2020 : Get ready for some shitty nevershoutnever covers ✌️
10 February 2020 : I’m feeling manic & probably going to buy a guitar I’ll never learn how to play.
10 February 2020 : SO GOOD
10 February 2020 : men are BOLD tonight fuck this moon
10 February 2020 : I hate this so much https://twitter.com/desktwink/status/1226389110916624384
9 February 2020 : I’ve never seen doctor who but now I really need to https://twitter.com/lesbianthasmin/status/1225851544224096257
9 February 2020 : I think I’m addicted to the high of Gravity Coffee energy drinks. I think about them more than alcohol & that’s a problem??
9 February 2020 : all I can do is wish you the best in the end
9 February 2020 : My hot roommate just walked into my room to stare me down for listening to the Bridge City Sinners record I got. He’s not pleased with my satanic folk punk music choices lately. (Jokes on him, I got Best Of Hannah Montana on vinyl in the mail yesterday.) #becarefulwhatyouwishfor
9 February 2020 : Every folk punk band is required to have pirate song, if you didn’t know. Bridge City Sinners ft. a super group of my musical friends 🖤 best show in awhile pic.twitter.com/M6zuhLc3AJ
8 February 2020 : I just saw a murder of crows following the mailman in my neighborhood while he was feeding them seeds & I fucking love this place
8 February 2020 : shits bout to get real freaky i can feel it
8 February 2020 : I’m concerned for you, but also in agreement?
8 February 2020 : @Autumnanne17 when am I okay to water that plant? Lol
8 February 2020 : *coughs into open grinder* 🙃
7 February 2020 : 5 in Fed
7 February 2020 : I want to know what the wrong thing to say would have been...?
7 February 2020 : Me! I have to go to my moms for dinner lol so nothing like crazy but I’m down to kick it 🖤
7 February 2020 : @AshtonMichaelLA if you are reading this I'm free on Friday night and would like to hang out. I am also free on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, basically any day, so if you would like to hang out when I am free please let m pic.twitter.com/etjYV0mZ9Y
6 February 2020 : Criminal Mind’s weird satanic phase is a whole ass mood.
6 February 2020 : I have a weird thing for mustaches right now? Does this mean I have daddy issues?? I am confusion
6 February 2020 : LITERALLY my dad calling me at Tac house On A TuEsDaY telling me he’s taking me to Amsterdam and Euro Disney on SundAY WHAT https://twitter.com/eejitgherkin/status/1224620490540699648
6 February 2020 : I love it keep them coming
6 February 2020 : Ya girl just got Apple Music please send me suggestions 🖤
6 February 2020 : A Milli https://twitter.com/kollegekidd/status/1224729176302899200
6 February 2020 : I hate this video bc this was me trying to buy plants for my room. https://twitter.com/josie_carletta/status/1224904056096935936
6 February 2020 : are Almond Rocas supposed to be crunchy or chewy?
5 February 2020 : you might hate my words but you know that I’m right
5 February 2020 : Yes it is. -the one year I lived in North Dakota
5 February 2020 : YES
5 February 2020 : My cat knocked over the dog gate last night (1:30am) and scared herself so she ran upstairs into my room, onto my end table and knocked over and broke my favorite candle (encased in glass). So if anyone wants to Venmo me $14.99 for a new candle... that would be cool. https://twitter.com/spracingrenee/status/1224864180894715904
5 February 2020 : I agree 100%
5 February 2020 : If I ever break my sobriety, you’ll find me in a bathtub with a full ass 3 gallon container of Cascade ice cream LOL
4 February 2020 : I spent $17 on ice cream today BUT I am now laying in my warm bed with a Tchaikovsky record on, eating rose & blackberry (locally made) ice cream while watching it snow outside & I feel luxurious.
4 February 2020 : SO FUCKING GOOD
4 February 2020 : HOW DM ME PLEASE
3 February 2020 : How did I know every word to any Sean Paul song when I was like 8??
3 February 2020 : I’ve started to sneeze three times in a row, instead of two, and I don’t know what this means.
3 February 2020 : I’m really upset that the coffee I made for work today (5:00pm) is JUST NOW cool enough to drink (9:00pm) because of this damn cup. wtf Starbucks??
3 February 2020 : I have not seen The Mandalorian or any Super Bowl commercials, but I already love Baby Nut more than Baby Yoda.
2 February 2020 : Lol I do sometimes enjoy the throwback feeling? Like going to thunderbird, it’s just a nostalgic smell hahaha
2 February 2020 : I’m trash and just had to tell you that I said no.
1 February 2020 : waking up to my hot roommate playing melodic guitar across the hall is my vibe for all of 2020
1 February 2020 : Also, s/o to @HaleyDeanne_ for making an actual shrine to pray over while waiting for tickets. ( @MCRofficial she deserves something) 🥀 pic.twitter.com/wmWrM1eirr
1 February 2020 : Late, but this bitch is going MCR 🖤
1 February 2020 : I’ve started doing it and I can no longer avoid the true mess that I am lol
31 January 2020 : Call me if you ever want to talk b 🖤
31 January 2020 : Yo this realization is what I had to come to to be able to remove myself from what I was in. Trust your gut & put yourself first.
31 January 2020 : Trying to be a small purse girl with a large purse amount of stuff is the real struggle.
31 January 2020 : They’re* FUCK lol
31 January 2020 : Their getting sued by insomniac events who puts on Diso with them. From what I saw (I haven’t looked too deep into it) they are being sued for fraudulent activity and misusing funds/something along those lines. Basically being sued for fucking everyone around them over.
31 January 2020 : USC is getting sued hahahahaha shut that shit show down #fuckUSCEvents
31 January 2020 : rude.
30 January 2020 : I’m retweeting this, but I’m still going to talk about my future nose job WAY too often. https://twitter.com/vlleneuve/status/1222758118603386880
30 January 2020 : I just chugged a 24oz Gravity energizer bunny bullshit drink & I think I’m having a heart attack I can’t see
30 January 2020 : 24* https://twitter.com/thyartismemes/status/1222611492383657984
30 January 2020 : new Porter song & MCR Tacoma tour date in the same day?? I need an inhaler
30 January 2020 : Lol bitch what’s your venmo
29 January 2020 : 🖤 pic.twitter.com/oyNRa5h4sc
29 January 2020 : Call me to wake me up for this lol
28 January 2020 : You all should come over here
28 January 2020 : Yo same, it’s not too bad!
27 January 2020 : Yeah the jokes was tasteless, I’ll take that, but point still stands. It’s not a fact that should be forgotten.
27 January 2020 : She was covered in bruises and choked, yeah I wasn’t there but based in the factual evidence, he had plenty of opportunities to know it was moot consensual. Just because he had time to reflect doesn’t not make him a rapist.
27 January 2020 : @chettsucks He admitted that she didn’t see it as being a consensual encounter. A rapist is a rapist.
27 January 2020 : today is just sad
26 January 2020 : I’ll break your heart so you don’t break mine
26 January 2020 : I def over watered one of my plants... do I just not water it for awhile now or is it done?
26 January 2020 : ME AT ANY CONCERT EVER https://twitter.com/30secvldeos/status/1221221200405377025
26 January 2020 : Does anyone have one of those Star face stamps that they got in an ipsy bag or some shit that I can have?
26 January 2020 : RT @deadcathoe69: My phone robber going through my camera roll https://t.co/xaLE0ThR0e
26 January 2020 : Do I go to this art thing I’ve already bailed on/rescheduled twice or stay in bet with my cat?
26 January 2020 : LAMENESS
26 January 2020 : That reminds me of the Miley Cyrus x alt-j video
26 January 2020 : I have actual people in my life getting boob jobs & im very inspired.
26 January 2020 : No. Lol what time
26 January 2020 : Hot twitter guy never unfollowed me (which is shocking) & probably thinks I’m fucking NUTS
26 January 2020 : I’m lonely, come over.
26 January 2020 : I’ve been listening to them non stop lately lol come over and hang out
26 January 2020 : Only downfall so far is my room is freezing (bc old Tacoma) so I fall asleep with like 3 layers on and I’ve started sleep stripping lol this is new and I’m confused
25 January 2020 : OOPS
24 January 2020 : @codeyxstarnes LOL I coach kids gymnastics 🤸🏻‍♂️
24 January 2020 : On the bright side, today I learned I can still do a level 5 beam routine!
24 January 2020 : Did you read her reply to herself bc I’m screaming hahaha
24 January 2020 : I have specific stories lol I can’t even handle how shitty I feel about this damn tweet
24 January 2020 : DM me as you watch it bc I’m behind & everyone has finished it already lol
24 January 2020 : I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE CALLED OUT I WANT TO DIE https://twitter.com/cole_neiers/status/1220170184704524288
24 January 2020 : Haley makes the shitty things I do seem not so bad & idk if that’s a good thing? But I love having such a solid support system lol
23 January 2020 : It’s the neighbors cat pic.twitter.com/ZnvzJ8mDk8
23 January 2020 : I just found a cat!
23 January 2020 : Text me when you’re up & I’ll come through 🖤
23 January 2020 : Wow I’m annoying lol
23 January 2020 : MY GOOD CHARLOTTE RECORD OH FUCK NOOOOO
21 January 2020 : Welp start sending me recipes hahah
21 January 2020 : I’m 70% sure I’m lactose intolerant & if that’s the case I’m going vegan
21 January 2020 : Come over
21 January 2020 : Hahahaha and I’m upset about it! #chivalryisdead
21 January 2020 : I really only go on tinder to swipe right on pretty girls that are WAY out of my league.
21 January 2020 : I’ve always wanted to experience a stoned Shayna tbh
21 January 2020 : I miss Zhuk lol
21 January 2020 : Jordan coming at me like I don’t know about pot shops hahaha #bringmeweed
21 January 2020 : I want it delivered lol
21 January 2020 : Who still sells weed? I need a dime lol #notacop
20 January 2020 : Cage The Elephant, The Appleseed Cast, multiple Amy Winehouse, all my classics, my EARTH WIND & FIRE all gone. I want to cry
20 January 2020 : If anyone has any Grieves records for sale, hmu lol preferably Together/Apart...
20 January 2020 : I don’t know where the washer & dryer are in my new house... but I know they are somewhere.
20 January 2020 : My GRIEVES record is gone what in the actual fuck !!
20 January 2020 : A very large chunk of my record collection is missing??? FUCKING COOL
19 January 2020 : I live with hella dudes and none of them have a stud finder wtf On that note, if you can come hang my tv on the wall I’ll smoke you out or whatever.
19 January 2020 : I need a smaller bong so I don’t have to sit up in bed to hit it lol wow I suck
19 January 2020 : I think she sounds like a better, more bad ass meagan trainer & I can’t unhear it.
19 January 2020 : I have an amazing drinking game for Mario Kart lol dm me for it
19 January 2020 : Okay I accidentally clicked the wrong one so I’ll own up to it, I meant to pick go without him.
19 January 2020 : It does come over
19 January 2020 : It’s 5am & I’m finally in the new house
19 January 2020 : Too many? Lol
19 January 2020 : 784
18 January 2020 : That shit is so annoying lol like I get it, but once your comfortable and asked to grab something just get it lol if she didn’t want your hands in her shit she wouldn’t ask.
18 January 2020 : They were a bunch of hippies, they were doing coke.
17 January 2020 : I ALWAYS DO THIS https://twitter.com/sabrinaj0y_/status/1217841957243965440
17 January 2020 : I’ve never been able to accurately represent my inner self until I saw this. https://twitter.com/_toastgrl/status/1217354745674776579
17 January 2020 : Mom got me Circles on vinyl 🖤
16 January 2020 : I think I did it. @baileaff I’m up lol
16 January 2020 : I’m trying to smoke this headache away and so far I feel fuzzy and still can’t move
16 January 2020 : I feel hungover??
16 January 2020 : I’m buying a tv tomorrow and I feel fucking great
16 January 2020 : S/O to my new roommates who carried all the heavy shit that was delivered up hella stairs to my room before I even got there :)
16 January 2020 : I live in the NICE part of Tacoma I’m so hyped #freedom
16 January 2020 : Vanessa Hudgens and Pete Davidson are both single within 24 hours of eachother... the bisexual in me is going CrAzY
16 January 2020 : Lol I also need to go grocery shopping and get toilet paper & hand towels because MEN
16 January 2020 : @baileaff #help lol
16 January 2020 : I’m living with 4 men now... I need to fucking clean EVERYTHING
15 January 2020 : Lol they’re already lyrics, I definitely can NOT rap
15 January 2020 : burn a candle to my skin turn the handle let me in
15 January 2020 : the Aries doesn’t drink... and he plays music and occasionally READS. Goodbye while I fall into this black hole that I will probably regret
15 January 2020 : Why did I get a hamster? Why didn’t I make the manic decision to get a nose job? I’m dumb, that’s why.
15 January 2020 : Hahahaha aww I miss my fishies
15 January 2020 : Where do you live? Dm me
14 January 2020 : pic.twitter.com/MFT579Yk0r
14 January 2020 : I bought a kate spade purse like 2 weeks ago and still am using a forever 21 bag lol I’m so scared of ruining my nice things
14 January 2020 : now what
14 January 2020 : I got told this a few weeks ago at a psn & I melted https://twitter.com/soylentdeath/status/1216880281874944000
13 January 2020 : I don’t drink anymore but I’ll provide the chicken
13 January 2020 : I called my boss and she said “we’re closed for the first 2 hours, then we’re opening for your class then closing for the day” so I get to drive my ass to fed for one 50 minute class then leave. I’m big mad.
13 January 2020 : Just paid $40 for the screen I broke from breaking into my house last night lol
13 January 2020 : me 2012-2019 https://twitter.com/lolchrisnelson/status/1216730513785835520
13 January 2020 : I want @Ghastly for my birthday
13 January 2020 : This has been me over-estimating the amount of space I have for all this shit I’ve ordered for my room. https://twitter.com/RileyRLeight/status/1216423628998414336
13 January 2020 : hey dudes are you ready to
13 January 2020 : all the colors were mysterious
11 January 2020 : hotboxing my car by myself
11 January 2020 : I ALSO opened my purse at the petco checkout and had a JAR of weed roll onto the counter
11 January 2020 : I also need $500 for a bird
11 January 2020 : I got bit by a bird today
10 January 2020 : I’m clearing my calendar for the 17th. If you want to come over and cry to Mac’s new album, please feel free to show up.
10 January 2020 : For sure, I mean sometimes the extra shit is what people are looking for.. not that that’s smart lol there’s good E out there, just rare now days. I just like everyone being safe.
10 January 2020 : That’s awesome of you! Thank you from a harm reduction worker who wishes it was legal to provide testing at festivals lol Canada has the good life
10 January 2020 : Stoked that you test! I always have Fentanyl strips when I go to big events for people to use. We need to make it more common 🖤
10 January 2020 : During the day on the 16th
10 January 2020 : My life right now is that Comcast commercial where the dude is trying to get people (anybody) to help him move, but no one will.
10 January 2020 : Me after someone drugged me at Porter’s Worlds tour in 2014 https://twitter.com/grandpa/status/1214270596093300738
9 January 2020 : I have been in Tumwater for like 20 minutes and I hate it.
9 January 2020 : Hitchin’ Post lol
9 January 2020 : Moth memes are my absolute favorite, I needed this 🖤
9 January 2020 : I’m about to drive an hour away for a lamp.
8 January 2020 : This includes the fact that I’m also going to be stealing a chair from my crackhead neighbors porch so, not the best... but doing alright.
8 January 2020 : I had an $800 budget to get all new things & after everything I’ve planned I’m projected to only spend $650 #GoMe
7 January 2020 : I picked Folk Shit Up in Texas 🤘
7 January 2020 : Where can I get weed in Texas??
7 January 2020 : Really considering going to bonnaroo instead of punk rock bowling... except I can actually afford punk rock bowling.
7 January 2020 : Send ‘em my way ;)
6 January 2020 : Okay I also need wayfair gift cards lol
6 January 2020 : Out of morbid curiosity, if I threw myself a divorce party, would y’all give me house plants? Asking for a friend.
6 January 2020 : I’ve never really had my very own room before, outside of my parent’s house, so I’m ridiculously stoked to decorate 🤘
6 January 2020 : It’s 5 am & im going to regret being awake right now at work later, but I’m trying to find a reading chair for my new room so... priorities.
6 January 2020 : DO IT
5 January 2020 : I have found my new hobby. https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/1213505809633685504
5 January 2020 : S/O to @Autumnanne17 for going on that nice drive with me lol
5 January 2020 : I also missed seeing Beartooth for the 3rd time in a row... so next tour someone fucking tell me before I show up to a sold out venue that I drove 45 minutes to get to.
5 January 2020 : This girl told me she was trying to “impress” me by not drinking & tbh you’d have better luck with me by stumbling on top of a bar counter and jumping off into a non-existent crowd. I may be sober, but I’m still trash.
5 January 2020 : that’s annoying.
4 January 2020 : I know I’m doing something right when high schoolers compliment my outfits
3 January 2020 : There were strippers?! And I wasn’t INVITED??!?!
3 January 2020 : Are we going to war? Is this a coincidence?? Let me know. pic.twitter.com/oiah2OuWpX
3 January 2020 : Which one Autumn
3 January 2020 : ok so I was thinking of getting a new Polaroid with my amazon gift cards but I could also deck out my new room in 90’s inflatable furniture so
3 January 2020 : When I got my eyebrows waxed for the first time, this is how Tara was when she did them... I learned what a kink was that day. https://twitter.com/poeticinemaa/status/1212494826610085888
2 January 2020 : YES
2 January 2020 : I was today years old when I learned that cut creases go ABOVE your actual eyelid lol WOAH
2 January 2020 : Cutting off toxicity is really the best. In a month I’ve saved over $1000 and had like 4 people offer me places to live lol support is rad.
2 January 2020 : I spilled my gogurt on my new white shirt
1 January 2020 : I want a box truck so schuckface will tag it
1 January 2020 : Some of my shit went missing
1 January 2020 : yeah fucking cool
31 December 2019 : Iconic https://twitter.com/whosalex/status/1211806248443748352
31 December 2019 : If anyone gets stuck & needs a DD tonight, please call me! I’ll be available to help ✨
31 December 2019 : I’m mad for you
31 December 2019 : me trying to learn any new slang words https://twitter.com/icedoutomnitrix/status/1211837844211286016
31 December 2019 : Who knows what fires will breed from hours of woe Believe in the poet, I hope
31 December 2019 : Your catharsis is beautiful, I wish I could be you.
31 December 2019 : was it the one asking how to reheat it bc same
31 December 2019 : wow I am feeling WAY too confident lately lol
31 December 2019 : I want her life. https://twitter.com/StevenAFranz/status/1211405855205347328
31 December 2019 : nobody wants to see Beartooth with me lol
30 December 2019 : “I’ll buy one & you buy one, then we’ll soon own Idaho!”
30 December 2019 : I’m outside smoking and this lady walked at me & yelled “king Kong is my song”... is that a lyric or..?
30 December 2019 : Girl let’s go get tattoos lol
30 December 2019 : I need to make an outfit around red cowboy boots by the 3rd... any suggestions are appreciated.
30 December 2019 : I would use topicals if you have like a specific source of pain, I would use a tincture or capsule if being used for overall general benefits. Idk how accurate it is, but that’s what I was advised.
29 December 2019 : Same
29 December 2019 : I have 10 minutes left to start/finish this. Wish me luck. https://twitter.com/strandburger/status/1211372470092959744
29 December 2019 : S/O to this dude who asked to buy me a drink & after saying I don’t drink & no thank you, he asks why, then in the same conversation asks to buy me an alcoholic drink (again) then kissed my hand? I don’t remember his name. Dick.
29 December 2019 : I won btw
29 December 2019 : “I wonder how many sensitive punks I’ll get to hate me this time?”, I ask as we play Trading Races in the middle of a bar during a Holy Locust show. pic.twitter.com/ZhIwnAMnSv
29 December 2019 : Bremerton is weird.
29 December 2019 : I have leveled up from Child to Sibling.
29 December 2019 : A group of drunk people are cooking for me :)
28 December 2019 : Gia volunteered to be my wingman tonight AND go shopping for it #GodIsAWoman
28 December 2019 : I need a date for this folk punk show in Bremerton tonight so I can go flirt with two members of different bands. I’m a keeper.
28 December 2019 : Totally the brother.
28 December 2019 : How can I own this video??
28 December 2019 : Don’t die. I’m coming over after work lol
27 December 2019 : They’re the yellow Melissa collab “inflatable” pumps
27 December 2019 : I just took out a wine glass and opened a new bottle of sparkling apple cider to have one glass by myself #selfcare
27 December 2019 : Oh fuck today I also totally bought these Jeremy Scott shoes that are being shipped from ITALY that are possibly a half size too small... LOL I’M DUMB (if you wear a size 7 & are interested, dm me) 🙃
27 December 2019 : Oh I also just bought a Moschino belt with the money I was going to use to fix my car window, so there’s that.
27 December 2019 : So far, in the last month of the decade, I regret shaving the back of my head & also the very prominent tattoo on my leg. I have 5 days left, let’s see what else I can fuck up... #party
26 December 2019 : My boss likes to remote into our computer to turn off my pop punk music. #rude
26 December 2019 : Yeah, I’m good...
26 December 2019 : :(
26 December 2019 : Hahaha I’m friends with a few of the bands, it’ll be a shit show that’s fer sure
26 December 2019 : Hell yeah! pic.twitter.com/ktuiQgYIWT
26 December 2019 : I’m really considering spending HELLA money to fly to TEXAS in March for a FOLK PUNK festival none of this makes sense
26 December 2019 : I have the same one! WOW I miss my pink hair https://twitter.com/annaxdean/status/1209983995888336896
26 December 2019 : I’ll update when my mom texts me about the smell after I’m gone and she’s home lol
26 December 2019 : I’m home alone, smoking pot in my parent’s garage, listening to Dirty Heads... it feels like 2014.
26 December 2019 : that Albatraoz song still fucks with me
25 December 2019 : My cousin put a joint in a white elephant gift this year... my entire family said “I wonder which one Kimmy is going to end up with” & they were not wrong :)
25 December 2019 : K. Cool.
25 December 2019 : #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/rEozno6LS4
24 December 2019 : :)
24 December 2019 : Lynch is coming back, so I like football again.
24 December 2019 : WHAT SICK
24 December 2019 : Is it a thing??
24 December 2019 : I have had two David Archuleta songs stuck in my head today & that is two too many.
24 December 2019 : the universe is wild
24 December 2019 : My neighbor, who I have never spoken to, just came outside to ask me to buy weed, cool no biggie, I said no lol he then comes back outside to “make me an offer” to go to the pot shop and he would buy and oz. and split it with me... no charge... I said no lol wtf is happening
23 December 2019 : I just grabbed a grown-up’s hand to put a stamp on it...
23 December 2019 : Child: “we’re going to Mexico!” Grown-up: “we’re going to Yakima...”
23 December 2019 : That’s his old twitter fyi @OnThisSheet
23 December 2019 : I literally have a pot leaf tattoo’d on my ass so... yeah
22 December 2019 : Me getting political on Facebook https://twitter.com/parkerkronen/status/1208215923812962304
22 December 2019 : I love this Billie https://twitter.com/shuauna/status/1208147671657041920
22 December 2019 : I also love big brother and when the season starts I will be messaging you to talk about it lol
21 December 2019 : Lmao I fucking wish
21 December 2019 : Macklemore made a Christmas song & I’m ashamed to have known this person.
21 December 2019 : forever missing my pink hair #NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/QsHgTmk0j1
20 December 2019 : That’s where lol but I made it to the bridge so all good
20 December 2019 : I didn’t look at exactly WHERE Tacoma is flooded before I left for work so this is a cool guessing game. .. so far so good
20 December 2019 : y’all I am literally wearing the same white boots rn I am READY for these
20 December 2019 : I just bought these. https://twitter.com/06fordexplorer/status/1207467739784392705
20 December 2019 : Oof same, I just shaved part of my head instead.
20 December 2019 : When did Neon Trees turn into a pop punk band?
20 December 2019 : Missing a Days n’ Daze show tonight... the baby crust punk in me wants to die.
20 December 2019 : I NEED someone to link me that fucking video hahahaha
19 December 2019 : I would gladly die trying to snuggle this cutie https://twitter.com/whoainteresting/status/1207067239662309376
19 December 2019 : I don’t get it, but I need it? https://twitter.com/punchworm/status/1207413189358604289
19 December 2019 : salvation army sux pic.twitter.com/qUpsPdAYT4
19 December 2019 : Lol how did Fogle just now follow me? I’m offended.
19 December 2019 : Blackmill is putting out a song before Christmas and I am SO ready
19 December 2019 : That’s if Trump is even removed from office which with the senate vote, likely won’t happen so...
19 December 2019 : I mean I’m stoked it’s come to bite Trump in the ass, but y’all know this means Pence is going to take over, right?...
18 December 2019 : I hate when I find the PERFECT gift for someone who is being a shitty friend.
18 December 2019 : Feeling alone is dumb.
18 December 2019 : S/O to this hair tie that’s making it so Penny’s wheel doesn’t squeak.
18 December 2019 : *this was like 5 years ago and I am no longer in the know about Kyle’s work ethic, but I’m hoping it improved lol
18 December 2019 : I hope Kyle is still angry about all the times he showed up to sell me weed like 4 hours after he said he would be there, so I would pay him in coins... fucking asshole hahahaha
18 December 2019 : I haven’t eaten all day bc I’m really fucking sick and now I want everything so I can’t decide and I still feel too shitty to move. A memoir.
17 December 2019 : This video was me at 13 y/o everyday after school making pancakes bc I only know (yes still only know) how to cook 3 1/2 things.
17 December 2019 : Penny has a dried raspberry in one cheek, a blueberry in the other, and is currently munching down a dried strawberry slice lmao she has chewed through and destroyed her beloved strawberry bed & enjoys knocking down her corn stalk chew toy. Now she’s sleeping? That’s cool
17 December 2019 : Penny is being quiet right now??
16 December 2019 : RT @dudefromthe206: i love i5 at 1am any other time nope
16 December 2019 : @HaleyDeanne_ I’m fucking telling you, you guys would be best friends lmao! https://twitter.com/lidglue/status/1206134621982908421
16 December 2019 : This was your first session??? Hahaha fuck definitely keep me posted. (And in all seriousness, stoked for you for taking steps to help your mental health, keep going!) 💕
16 December 2019 : Your therapist just called me out. Let me know when you know what to do lol
16 December 2019 : hahahahaha who hacked my messages https://twitter.com/itstimhell/status/1204467335958056962
15 December 2019 : Currently trying to convince Penelope it’s day time because it’s 4am and she’s being loud as fuck... wish me luck.
15 December 2019 : Guess who ALSO had to spot back handsprings on a healing tattoo.
15 December 2019 : Guess who hasn’t done a back handspring in 5+ years. Guess who also had to do back handsprings at work today.
14 December 2019 : I haven’t check my bank account balance the last 3 times I’ve ordered food for delivery... is this what success feels like?
14 December 2019 : I think I regret this lol happy Friday the 13th bitches pic.twitter.com/J33j1Hp55o
14 December 2019 : my boy :’) https://twitter.com/kalynnkoury/status/1204846919761174530
13 December 2019 : 24 pic.twitter.com/klkbDerFow
12 December 2019 : Penelope is shoving entire veggie sticks into her cheeks.
12 December 2019 : Getting a charley horse in heels is NOT where it’s at.
12 December 2019 : Alicia should have NOT https://twitter.com/tomorrowmanx/status/1204525169236226048
12 December 2019 : Proud of your progress! If you ever need someone in the same boat to chat with, hmu :)
12 December 2019 : Going to that show last night reignited my love for shitty pop punk boys... #help
12 December 2019 : pic.twitter.com/Fo9z0umZ6i
11 December 2019 : BUT if you know how shitty a person is and you continue to befriend/support their work/art, you are also shitty.
11 December 2019 : Here’s a stoned picture of me 8 years ago. I could be rude about this but I’m not going to be lol pic.twitter.com/udTuDIM2lb
11 December 2019 : I shaved part of my head today & I keep forgetting
9 December 2019 : Got some handle time with Penny today & did NOT get peed on! #progress
8 December 2019 : 🖤 I’ve had Ramona since she was as small as Penelope 🖤 pic.twitter.com/IcvbkwJYZj
8 December 2019 : Leave lol
8 December 2019 : I don’t think I’ve ever seen baby crows and I think there’s baby crows outside my house right now this is my best life
8 December 2019 : Okay the handstand thing was cool and all but why do it twice if that’s the highlight? (Most 13 years old gymnasts can hold and walk on hands lol I’m just not impressed by it) Also, where the fuck have Jabbawockeez been? This performance went hard though lol https://twitter.com/starletwebber/status/1203637077994332160
8 December 2019 : COME SMOKE
8 December 2019 : Come smoke
8 December 2019 : Meet Penelope :) She likes pumpkin seeds, crawling through the tubes in her cage and smelling the cat. She hasn’t quite figured out her litter box, exercise wheel or how to use the strawberry bed... but updates to come. Little Penny is very social, curious and I love her so much! pic.twitter.com/eV2Ld5vi2T
8 December 2019 : Today, Tacoma smells like cooked brussels sprouts.
7 December 2019 : Exactly lol
7 December 2019 : I literally need it. (Not just because it’s cute, the litter box I got is too big for the cage oops) lol
7 December 2019 : I spent $10 on 1 bag of hamster food. It has fucking rose petals in it.
7 December 2019 : THE LITTLE SCOOPER I CAANT
7 December 2019 : It comes in different colors... if you need a gift idea for my birthday... pic.twitter.com/m2uChQexji
7 December 2019 : My landlord doesn’t know I have a hamster yet.
7 December 2019 : I found a litter box for hamsters and my birthday is in 4 days PLEASE IF THERE IS A GOD
7 December 2019 : What should I name my new girl?
7 December 2019 : What do I name my new baby? (Vote below) pic.twitter.com/gZ8pyDi8nu
7 December 2019 : I’m off to a great start. (I’ve also been peed on twice) pic.twitter.com/J3u7628RhF
6 December 2019 : After looking into it, I don’t have adequate space for one, let alone 2, so I’m going with dwarf hamsters so I can pair them 🖤 thank you!
6 December 2019 : Getting a hamster is solid motivation to clean out my closet so it has a place to live where my cat won’t fuck with it, right?
6 December 2019 : That’s not why I followed, but I’m impressed?
6 December 2019 : might just fuck around and get a guinea pig tomorrow
6 December 2019 : I need to learn how to wing my eyeliner by Tuesday
6 December 2019 : I see him at O’Malleys at odd hours when I go to play pool sometimes hahaha
6 December 2019 : Sonics Guy https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1202670105748025344
6 December 2019 : “what even are cows”
5 December 2019 : All I’ve done since getting Disney+ is watch The Haunted Mansion twice and dance to theme songs. https://twitter.com/thekalenallen/status/1202441078130888709
5 December 2019 : What low maintenance animal should I get to keep my cat company?
5 December 2019 : ❤️you. I hope everything is okay!
5 December 2019 : I’m sorry I had to lol
5 December 2019 : Yeah pic.twitter.com/ziumJZrCzR
5 December 2019 : WOW I want to go home
5 December 2019 : I know this... it wasn’t worth it. Only $7 cake worth it is Salty’s white raspberry cake. Hella bomb lol
5 December 2019 : Oh I did 🖤
5 December 2019 : I just dropped my $7 slice of cake on the floor.
4 December 2019 : I stole this from Lee’s FB pic.twitter.com/YfALesfHVZ
3 December 2019 : My cat is currently laying on my chest, purring, and she smells like puppy breath for some reason? & idk what I did to deserve this much positive mental stimulation 🖤
3 December 2019 : Omg I remember that!
3 December 2019 : I feel so organized lol and can think clearly for once
3 December 2019 : Roxanne indirectly inspired me to get a planner for 2020 and I’m glad I made sure it had the last months of 2019 bc this thing is actually improving my mental health immensely.
3 December 2019 : On it! Remind me tomorrow lol 🖤
3 December 2019 : I love yoga with Adrien! Yeah get on my ass to do it lol have you done the first day yet?
3 December 2019 : Which one? I’ll do it with you!
2 December 2019 : Lame.
2 December 2019 : *googles how to tell someone you want to get to know them better without sounding creepy*
2 December 2019 : Yes
29 November 2019 : Smoking by yourself out of a two foot bong is just work.
29 November 2019 : I can!
29 November 2019 : I used Chime but I got you
28 November 2019 : ITS SO GOOD!
27 November 2019 : Thanksgiving, or as I call it, the anniversary of the day my roommates drugged me with molly in the mashed potatoes on the plate of leftovers they made me while I was at work.
26 November 2019 : I don’t get it, but I think I want it? pic.twitter.com/0ThLfg6v1d
26 November 2019 : I have two departments at one job that want me full time & my other job also wants me full time... I’m trying to go back to school... *hits bong*
26 November 2019 : My mom just dropped off a box of gushers to me at work so she could tell me she got me a blender for Christmas. Growing up is weird.
26 November 2019 : It’s in Tacoma, come hang. pic.twitter.com/Y03y9zsCC9
26 November 2019 : might take the day of my birthday off to see The Home Team
25 November 2019 : No, meth.
25 November 2019 : My cat just made me follow her to watch her poop.
25 November 2019 : but I am not your scapegoat anymore
25 November 2019 : all alone with my own decisions
25 November 2019 : planning a night by myself in Seattle is so satisfying :)
25 November 2019 : Boring until I’m really fucking strange, really no in between.
25 November 2019 : Like I’m so BoRiNg, hot twitter guy can confirm hahaha
24 November 2019 : Starting over is so weird... I just want to skip all the awkward weird first parts.
24 November 2019 : I’ve been awake since 2am with cramps. I may just be emotional, but someone please literally kill me.
24 November 2019 : I couldn’t resist it. pic.twitter.com/7W4eac5Mhr
23 November 2019 : Simple tip: don’t get flavored coffees, get flavored creamers. If you’re into flavors hahaha
23 November 2019 : This is the only coffee I drink black. It’s so good lol pic.twitter.com/mpjr4hx5gC
23 November 2019 : I have a flat tire on Miley Cyrus’ birthday. This is not the best of both worlds, or any of them.
23 November 2019 : I have a flat tire and once I get it fixed I’m driving straight to Cracker Barrel.
23 November 2019 : THIS. I’m probably only into this shit because I was introduced to bdsm in a very unhealthy way. “Vanilla sex” isn’t always lame. just because you’re not into bdsm doesn’t mean you’re boring! DON’T DO THINGS YOU’RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH (EVEN IF YOU PREVIOUSLY GAVE CONSENT FOR IT) https://twitter.com/zamarudd/status/1197512315622567937
23 November 2019 : It never stops. People still hit me up for anything.
22 November 2019 : Idk what this is but I want to come
22 November 2019 : I found a tiny piece of glass next to my pillow (I’m assuming from me trying to fix the bong) and a little blood spot on my sheet, also by my pillow lol I can’t figure out where on my body it came from...
22 November 2019 : guess who broke the perc on her new bong
22 November 2019 : He ruined my ‘The Unseen’ T-shirt & I am not stoked.
22 November 2019 : Nah, Heather lives in like Yakima I think lol
22 November 2019 : Me and Haley want to go horseback riding so you’re going to have to do something lol
21 November 2019 : I guess the window people won’t just put a piece of fucking glass in my car door unless the motor works... like it was fine when the motor didn’t work until someone smashed my window out. Just put some fucking glass in my door so I can stay fucking warm. Wtf.
19 November 2019 : this is my *going outside to smoke* outfit otd (out of all the shit I could have ended up with at a punk white elephant exchange, I got unicorn slippers...) pic.twitter.com/ubZOGYai2K
19 November 2019 : the lineup for Resolution is actually pretty good, you’ll never catch me there thoughhh #fuckUSCEvents
19 November 2019 : I feel like if I was a mail person, I would have a lot of fun hiding the packages so they don’t get stolen.
19 November 2019 : my bagel place sent me another thank you doughnut lol
16 November 2019 : Lmao I’m not even surprised. I’ve had that lemonade song stuck in my head for like 4 months.
16 November 2019 : Hahaha I just can’t back it. She bugs the shit out of me. Her annoying whisper singing, just no lol
16 November 2019 : Is that why the costume?? Hahaha
16 November 2019 : Work kicked my ass today, like I literally got attacked by little kids. Then I didn’t order my pasta in time so the free delivery expired & I’m glad Disney+ is a thing bc a bitch is eMoTiOnAl.
16 November 2019 : Ew I can’t stand Lana hahaha
15 November 2019 : I’m in the process of getting to that point, it fucking sucks but feels so great at the same time hahaha keep going! :)
15 November 2019 : I am Sam lol https://twitter.com/icarlyooc/status/1195386730255454209
15 November 2019 : Hit up Joi Bonney on FB
15 November 2019 : I need someone to love me before I decide to cut bangs into my hair again.
14 November 2019 : quit subtweeting me
14 November 2019 : I was going to attempt reading Gone with the Wind (again) after this and I can’t even fathom that right now.
14 November 2019 : I’ve been ready the same 200 page YA book for like 2 months... it’s holocaust related so I should be flying through it? But it’s from the point of view of a small child and I work with kids so maybe it annoys me??
14 November 2019 : Word, I got mine for a Christmas gift already unlocked a couple years ago, but I had to hard reset the stick because it spazzed out so I just need to unlock it again lol
14 November 2019 : Oh duh, you know I’m 80, I have to be reminded about YouTube and shit hahaha
14 November 2019 : You got someone that can do that? Mine used to be but I had to hard reset it...
14 November 2019 : I always wanted to be able to pull off red lips because of her but I just can’t hahaha
14 November 2019 : This show is what made me gay. https://twitter.com/heathzaaa/status/1194816809087598592
14 November 2019 : I told Haley I was leaving work early lol pic.twitter.com/ZAZirQEUrU
14 November 2019 : What the fuck kind of car and/or instrument is a Mandalorian?
13 November 2019 : Okay, yes. Lmao but to be fair, I was doing sets of my body weight and could almost double it for my max... and doing sets of 425lb on the leg press at that weight & age, I impressed myself hahaha
13 November 2019 : 6 months sober in 3 days though🔥
13 November 2019 : I constantly crave sugar since I quit drinking and it’s so out of the norm for me to be like this like why
13 November 2019 : Hands Like Houses is stupid good.
13 November 2019 : Truck Bed Social didn’t happen this year so now I have a vintage(?) Betsey Johnson prom dress that I got ALTERED and nothing to wear it to.
13 November 2019 : My mom’s Clark Griswold impression. pic.twitter.com/AKRsmiLbzf
12 November 2019 : I miss being able to bench my body weight
12 November 2019 : I think my landlord might be a prostitute.
12 November 2019 : I finally found the layout I want for my back piece, I just need like $5,000.
12 November 2019 : make me happy
12 November 2019 : Lame, I was hoping you got the $$ hahaha
12 November 2019 : What happened?
11 November 2019 : yo I can’t stop eating
11 November 2019 : S/O to my Uber eats dude dropping off food from Fife to me in Tacoma lol
11 November 2019 : How does one find a pen pal?
11 November 2019 : currently need mac & cheese from 1111
11 November 2019 : Me pretending to like any other sport besides hockey and figure skating on tv https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/1193709114154598400
11 November 2019 : WHY AM I SO AWKWARD
10 November 2019 : I will 100% adopt this gem. https://twitter.com/alexivenegas_/status/1193540266805714944
10 November 2019 : me @ any bar https://twitter.com/rnodal_soul/status/1191059349235519489
10 November 2019 : Um fuck that. You have his address right? I’ve got some friends...
10 November 2019 : I have to leave my house in 5 minutes & I haven’t gotten out of bed yet.
10 November 2019 : When did we stop this? What do I use?? https://twitter.com/glamazon1026/status/1193379958611206144
10 November 2019 : DM ME WHO
10 November 2019 : I feel like Donkey from Shrek
10 November 2019 : Find out if/when he’s coming lol
10 November 2019 : I would die for a featherless bird
10 November 2019 : I just went through all of these and the fed burn book with @HaleyDeanne_ hahahaha
10 November 2019 : these “me vs. me” posts got nothing on the Slumped 0.0 facebook page that someone in fed made in like 2014 lol
9 November 2019 : That’s no fun
9 November 2019 : Blackbear can GET IT
9 November 2019 : You know I’m stoned I can just open the back hahahaha bye
9 November 2019 : Well yeah but what size lol
9 November 2019 : How the fuck did The Fun Police find me on Instagram I haven’t used that in like 2 years. I can’t have the punx infiltrating my internet life too.
9 November 2019 : What kind of batteries do Tamagotchis take? I lost the box lol
9 November 2019 : This happened to my SoundCloud when that was a thing... they liked alright music so I just let them stay on there... I’m pretty sure they still use it hahaha
9 November 2019 : I’ve literally never personally interacted with this person, so this is going to be fun hahaha
9 November 2019 : yeah fuck you lol
9 November 2019 : FINE LET ME JUST @codeyxstarnes
9 November 2019 : OKAY you can’t make me do this I’ll dm you lmao
9 November 2019 : How do you not know her lol & I can’t do the goatee, but I get it hahaha
9 November 2019 : Which one? You’ve lost me
9 November 2019 : Idk there was one awhile ago?? Or the Virgo (???) LOL
9 November 2019 : Okay but I want to see the tinder guy
9 November 2019 : @HaleyDeanne_ https://twitter.com/brittany_broski/status/1192888361603780608 pic.twitter.com/vyx7kL9sqf
8 November 2019 : There are dogs in pajamas walking in front of my house right now. I repeat: there are DOGS (multiple) in PAJAMAS.
8 November 2019 : I just realized that Jordyn single handedly changed my persona from “Kim” to “Kimmy” in high school because she refused to call me by the name I preferred lol I could have ended up normal
8 November 2019 : I’m so happy for them #wholesome pic.twitter.com/yMknG561Wj
8 November 2019 : I haven’t been this active on Twitter in a minute lol it’s because the hot guy followed me back.
8 November 2019 : It’s all natural. pic.twitter.com/0VtA1MjNBg
8 November 2019 : Okay I REALLY need someone who can read Korean to translate something for me...
8 November 2019 : I almost spit when I read that btw hahahaha
8 November 2019 : I better give him my email address while I’m at it
8 November 2019 : I followed this hot guy on twitter but idk how to flirt so...
8 November 2019 : I remember writing this long bulletin post on MySpace in 6th grade about how me and Sage broke up and the reasoning behind it... I also remember writing a post about how we got back together, and why that wasn’t a stupid decision. In hindsight, they were all stupid decisions.
8 November 2019 : Yeah I’m always stoked to help... with that being said, know anyone who wants to buy a 1.5 foot straight shooter with an added perc? Lmao
8 November 2019 : Personally..., anxiety. https://twitter.com/chefboyardab/status/1192552730851627008
8 November 2019 : My landlord told me today that I can come chill with them and get stoned or whatever upstairs & I’m honestly so upset bc I’ve been smoking outside for the last 3 fucking months...
8 November 2019 : James’ shop is struggling & I didn’t really want anything there but I felt bad after going in and looking around LOL so yes, accidentally... #ShopLocal 🙃
8 November 2019 : Uh don’t die?? Lol
8 November 2019 : I accidentally spent $200 on a bong
8 November 2019 : I got a tiny ass, extremely painful blister on the bottom of my toe and I still have to reset this fucking dining room
8 November 2019 : Haley are you awake
8 November 2019 : #fitted pic.twitter.com/iglIoi5IlG
7 November 2019 : I have a quest spot for a 1 hour massage in an hour if anyone wants to go with me!
6 November 2019 : I was in the Walmart by Union today & found these bad boys stashed in the shoe section... idk which crack head traded these out for some Walmart boots, but thx. pic.twitter.com/jv7bJpzznt
6 November 2019 : I’ve been getting back into not wearing foundation, I only wear it for like a photo heavy event. I’ve been doing a lot of monochromatic blush looks lately. So fast and easy lol
6 November 2019 : I do foundation last to clean any messes up
6 November 2019 : I do eyebrows, concealer then eyes then foundation lol
5 November 2019 : I’ve gotten bagels from this doughnut place at the same time for the past 6 days in a row and they sent me thank you doughnuts with my order tonight :’)
5 November 2019 : I love hearing Green Day on classic rock stations... NOT!
3 November 2019 : My immediate goal is to get @PostMalone to make that face at me.
3 November 2019 : “Costs Money” lmao https://twitter.com/lowerspecies/status/1190802231911575552
3 November 2019 : I just watched a foreign movie in a theater. Am I hip yet?
3 November 2019 : Does anybody even know that “Cinderella” isn’t originally by the Cheetah Girls..?
2 November 2019 : I talked to Haley about these bomb ass bagels so now I have bagels on the way
1 November 2019 : I have oil and no rig...
1 November 2019 : LOL he’s just being dumb. Men are dumb.
1 November 2019 : I also don’t know how to respond to this bc it’s not showing who you’re replying to lol
1 November 2019 : I don’t know how to respond to that
1 November 2019 : *Patrick https://twitter.com/factualmaxual/status/1190360606517293056
1 November 2019 : @JonCharbonneau https://twitter.com/babyobs/status/1190353714449567744
1 November 2019 : me waiting for MCR ticket website to load https://twitter.com/gothicmane/status/1190239350623260672
1 November 2019 : ALMOST THERE
1 November 2019 : VIRTUAL LINE FOR TICKETS
1 November 2019 : DID YOU GET THEM
1 November 2019 : 40 minutes
1 November 2019 : I’m really happy I quit drinking.
1 November 2019 : Kat called me Auntie Kim last night & im still crying bc she has the literal cutest child EVER & I’m honored.
1 November 2019 : I might really be going to the MCR show & I can’t contain myself.
25 October 2019 : I mean I can have someone in ND buy them and personally send them to me for you lol
25 October 2019 : Check if the van is in ND. I might be able to get some mailed out for you?
25 October 2019 : I ignored you all and did the healthy thing: massage membership 💆‍♀️
25 October 2019 : Who has a good masseuse I can go see today before work?
24 October 2019 : Yoooo my bad love you I’m leaving now
24 October 2019 : THE BLEP I CANNOT
24 October 2019 : If this one vote was @KaylaSmokes I’m going to scream lol
24 October 2019 : What game? Lol
24 October 2019 : I worked overtime and just got paid for it. Options:
24 October 2019 : ✨I need people to come over and wear my clothes so I can take pictures for me shop. You can keep an item of your choice if you help!✨
24 October 2019 : Are you high? Lol feminine products are a necessity. Unless we go back to the 1800’s where women were on bedrest during the entirety of their menstruation period, then they should be available to all women of all incomes.
22 October 2019 : I’m crying at Criminal Minds AT WORK get me the fuck OUT OF HERE
20 October 2019 : How does Gwen Stefani have a Vegas residency? Like does she sing No Doubt songs or just sings her two popular singles on a continuous loop?? I’m genuinely concerned.
20 October 2019 : I was at work yesterday & the theme for my 3 year old group was Jungle Adventure or some shit & I told everyone to pick a jungle animal to pretend to be when we play & this little girl looks me in the eyes and says “I’m a trash can” & FUCKING SAME LITTLE GIRL, SAME.
19 October 2019 : I’ll be here all week 😂🖤
19 October 2019 : how do I make THIS my alarm?! https://twitter.com/mileycyrus/status/1185377723599843328
19 October 2019 : That’s the day I was born, what did I do? Lol
18 October 2019 : Me walking past the sprint store in the mall today https://twitter.com/shaynamarae/status/1185039899214237697
17 October 2019 : I wasn’t buying it with the ending of the show lol it was never confirmed until the movie! I do think they set it up for another sequel though, just because it ended the same way as the show, with Jesse driving.
17 October 2019 : The cinematography was great, but they took 2 hours to explain the obvious lol & I think I just can’t accept that Walt is dead.
17 October 2019 : I didn’t like it lol
17 October 2019 : Can someone give me a ride to work from Tacoma to Fed at 3? (long story short: I’m an idiot)
17 October 2019 : Let’s go to goodwill! Or any consignment.
17 October 2019 : I am not happy.
16 October 2019 : I think your mullet is sexy.
15 October 2019 : I invited you, good place to start :)
15 October 2019 : literally me every day this week https://twitter.com/cheeseus_crust_/status/1184153390798065664
15 October 2019 : I literally forgot this was a thing. I have a white lighter in my car. Catch ya on the flip side 🤘
15 October 2019 : PSA: If you have a child or know a child IN FOSTER CARE they can take classes at The Little Gym FOR FREE!
15 October 2019 : Are you apart of plurchases on Facebook?
14 October 2019 : Lol Dylan helped me out! Thank you though 💕
14 October 2019 : who has Amazon Prime & can hook it up with some next day shipping or some shit for this costume please
7 October 2019 : I’m jealous of everyone who gets to date @MileyCyrus
6 October 2019 : the more I think about your guys’ choices for me, the more I’m realizing you’re both right hahaha I’m like reevaluating my entire aesthetic right now
6 October 2019 : I didn’t expect that one, I like it 💜
6 October 2019 : Pretty Marsh is my pick for you, Fruit Punch as a close second. 🖤
6 October 2019 : Cherry Cream
5 October 2019 : Oh god I think maybe freaknight like 2015?? Lol I can’t remember for sure though
5 October 2019 : I 100% remember seeing you in a crowd and yelling Grimcat! Bc I couldn’t remember your name lmao
5 October 2019 : “You just want to hear me say it huh?” I guess I’ll be using it as more of a tool bc I can’t remember anyone fucking name.
5 October 2019 : I’m stealing this pickup line
5 October 2019 : ✨ what are my friends doing tonight & can I invite myself to tag along? ✨
4 October 2019 : this wind is NOT it
4 October 2019 : TO BE FAIR it was given to me and I haven’t found one good enough to replace it yet. (it’s also been like 3+ years so I should really just fuck off)
4 October 2019 : I have a Cramps back patch on my jacket, but I don’t listen to The Cramps. I’ll never admit that to Facebook.
4 October 2019 : Patrick is having a guys night, someone come over or pick me up later so I don’t lay in bed all evening.
4 October 2019 : TAKE MY MONEY https://twitter.com/ghastly/status/1180156639384616962
4 October 2019 : I was going to say this sounds like a Lana del ray song then I googled it before I looked stupid and I’m glad bc it’s a Lana del Rey song.
3 October 2019 : “Brain Break” is a good term to use :)
3 October 2019 : Depending on the age, be honest that mental/physical health is important to take care of. It could help some of them in the future to have a good role model in that sense.
29 September 2019 : Which piercing? Lol
27 September 2019 : now you can smoke cigarettes like the rest of us grown ups
27 September 2019 : Will it hurt a moths feeling if their eggs are killed?
26 September 2019 : Draw a title out of a hat!
26 September 2019 : 135 days sober from all but THC
26 September 2019 : Update: I didn’t go to work lol
26 September 2019 : ya girl is at her parent’s house & forgot her work shirt & works at 10am & doesn’t have the car tomorrow #party
25 September 2019 : I really do look like a bug lol
24 September 2019 : I’m remembering this lol
24 September 2019 : @Cameronphill15 get me a connect in Langdon lol
24 September 2019 : Who could I pay to overnight me a dozen long johns from the Langdon bakery?
24 September 2019 : Update: there are two cats outside, siblings, we now have 3 cats. https://twitter.com/youscreamkimmy/status/1176545911738028032
24 September 2019 : Patrick just fed an outdoor cat... I think we now have another cat.
24 September 2019 : working 7 days a week at one job & 4 days a week at the other 💰🙃💰
22 September 2019 : I am actually so excited for my Halloween costume this year. I’m finally getting Patrick to partake 😈
22 September 2019 : I’m in tacoma, come hang lol
22 September 2019 : @KaylaSmokes @kbinreallife you both liked it, you have to come now.
22 September 2019 : fuck all of you, I’m going to smoke weed & hot tub it up BY. MY. SELF. lol
22 September 2019 : ROXANNE COME SMOKE MY WEED AND HANG IN THE HOT TUB HOE
22 September 2019 : Me 🤘
22 September 2019 : By far the best guitar hero.
22 September 2019 : I’m apprehensively saying same?
22 September 2019 : I want to be roasted by @SkubaBaby .
22 September 2019 : RT @17tshirt: so you’re telling me cupcakke fucked shawn mendes because camila’s a racist https://t.co/qW1ppwwHDa
22 September 2019 : You okay?
20 September 2019 : I’m a hella Sad Machine about @porterrobinson playing Freaknight and still affiliating with such a terrible company. #fuckUSC
20 September 2019 : Remember when people tried catfishing kids by saying they were “Nick Jonas but on his *personal/private* account” yeah I for sure almost got kidnapped.
20 September 2019 : @MileyCyrus let’s go horseback riding
20 September 2019 : How do I become one of the gays who scams rich men?
20 September 2019 : Ashley Tisdale is like the level of talent and effort I could realistically put into being famous. #followme
20 September 2019 : Okay, now help lol
20 September 2019 : Patrick’s friends thought I was over 25... I have somehow defied my ridiculously babied face.
20 September 2019 : I’ve had like 7 deja vu moments the last three days and I’m finally starting to feel right again.
20 September 2019 : Yeah but I’m at work right now lol
20 September 2019 : I’m broke help lol
19 September 2019 : If you sarcastically end your comedy set with “I’ll be here all week”, I’ll probably laugh.
19 September 2019 : Yeah Patrick isn’t stoked I want them either
19 September 2019 : Roxanne come hang in the hot tub, it will feel good on your back.
19 September 2019 : Add me to the list
18 September 2019 : I want to say Bernardo was cool because he didn’t try to fuck me... but he was also hanging with 13-14 years olds soooo who really knows. I think Chris Fish was cool. But yeah fuck the other two.
18 September 2019 : Andy?! Yeah, same.
18 September 2019 : He groomed the fuck out of me when I was like 14. He’s a gross dude.
18 September 2019 : my pineapples smell like bananas
18 September 2019 : Dude download Pluto TV. There’s an ENTIRE CHANNEL dedicated to those and Parental Control lol
18 September 2019 : I’m feeling spicy today 🔥
18 September 2019 : I wonder if Dylan Jakobsen is ever worried that I’ll out him as a pedophile.
17 September 2019 : Instagram models now are just like the people from Next on MTV in 2004.
17 September 2019 : I just used the excuse of being pregnant to order a dozen rolls and butter togo & nothing else from Jimmy Mac’s... I am NOT pregnant.
17 September 2019 : The girl from the Scotty Doesn’t Know video is hot until she starts singing.
17 September 2019 : I just accidentally Shazamed me peeing... sorry @Shazam
17 September 2019 : *googles how to ask my hip looking neighbors to hang out with me*
17 September 2019 : I have a feeling Patrick thought I relapsed when I had the flu because he kept acting like I was overreacting... joke was on him when he caught the same thing lol
17 September 2019 : BET you know I’ve BEEN dumb lol
16 September 2019 : clown shit pic.twitter.com/Rosjxb2HBx
13 September 2019 : RT @derpycatfish: Sometimes I think about what type of hoe Jojo Siwa is gonna come out as when she turns 18
12 September 2019 : 🌟 . * . 🌙 * * . 🛰️ . ✨ * . * send nudes 🚀 . . . . * 🌏 * 🌞 * ☄️
10 September 2019 : On the down side, now I’m sweating and can’t stop shaking my leg. Can’t seem to get up for a cigarette. Goodbye.
10 September 2019 : I took midol, so that sad bitch shit is cancelled for the next 4.7 hours.
10 September 2019 : I just had a good experience with the IRS & somehow do not owe any money. I don’t know what to do with this new source of power.
10 September 2019 : Should one spend their last $6 on actual food or an expensive custom Starbucks latte? Asking for me.
10 September 2019 : I need help cleaning my room.
8 September 2019 : Is the ketchup being used for the cinnamon roll or the blunts? The answer will determine my decision.
7 September 2019 : with those boots A LOOK FUCK
7 September 2019 : Come hang in the hot tub. Literally anybody.
5 September 2019 : Ok bitch
4 September 2019 : You got bold in that hot tub hahahaha but for real come help
4 September 2019 : I need help taking pictures for my depop. If anyone wants to come over, I’ll supply weed & a hot tub.
4 September 2019 : Eh people are shitty. On the bright side, my cards, phone, weed and wedding ring were also all in there but not taken... so could have been a lot worse lol
4 September 2019 : Dude, you are seriously awesome. Thank you 💚
4 September 2019 : I just started In The Dark. It’s super good
3 September 2019 : So, I should be making a gofundme to pay my rent because someone stole almost $500 from me this weekend but I’m in the middle of a manic episode and my priorities lie with a nose job. (my cashapp is $youscreamkimmy)
8 August 2019 : RT @notthebees1234: whoever stole my credit card hope u enjoyed getting declined
14 July 2019 : @Autumnanne17 they have one in Seattle every year lol
5 July 2019 : RT @anobrains: y’all know rihanna is cooking up something good for us.. her forehead been real big lately
17 June 2019 : I only take full showers twice a week. Bubble baths in between if I feel like it. It really makes a difference and it helps your body kind of rebalance itself.
25 May 2019 : RT @lmaoIies: how do Iawyers not cry when arguing
19 May 2019 : RT @coolkidkaia: due to the abortion laws, “ima put a baby in you” is considered a threat and i will call the police.
23 February 2019 : RT @prasejeebus: Ariana Grande wrote “break up with your girlfriend, I’m bored” about Anne Boelyn’s courtship with King Henry VIII while he…
20 February 2019 : @HaleyDeanne_ I thought him cheating was old news??
29 January 2019 : @hopesoupforsoul I'm sending help
26 January 2019 : RT @graduatinglife: Growing up is watching almost all your favorite bands make the worst music you’ve ever heard.
4 April 2018 : sick of broken promises
29 March 2018 : DYLAN STOP IGNORING ME
21 March 2018 : RT @derpycatfish: Federal Way, Wa. Someone just cut me off and ran me off the road. When we stopped he pulled a gun on me. OK.
12 March 2018 : @OnThisShiet Hell yeah. And everyone can bring different nacho toppings, as long as any olives stay far awake the fuck from me hahaha
5 March 2018 : RT @espn: We go live to Ron Burgundy reporting from Seattle. (🔊⬆️) https://t.co/7R6djMAOvA
5 March 2018 : RT @GlamourGoaIs: RT TO WIN: 380k Bundle *winner gets everything pictured* (must be following me to enter) https://t.co/pYI3m0yhFR
14 November 2017 : RT @torenceeugene: I ate too much spaghetti now I'm filled with regretti
8 November 2017 : @subtle710sotl I'll smoke you out of you bring me a bottle of water
6 September 2017 : RT @VanWolfeTYBG: You may have the right of way but i have the RIGHTEOUS way
6 August 2017 : @fightmystepdad Wyd come smoke lol
6 July 2017 : RT @BADFlSH: if you need a reason to be nice, you're doing it wrong. if you need a reason to be nice, you're doing it wrong. if you need a…
13 June 2017 : RT @bassdaddyaf: I'm gonna be spreading good vibes at EDC all weekend hit me up if you want one. Batteries included. https://t.co/IlbIYRczAK
23 May 2017 : THIS THIS THIS THE DROP DUDE WUT YAS FUCK https://t.co/oF9aVtaMli
4 May 2017 : RT @steenfox: When Cinco de Mayo & payday both land on a Friday. https://t.co/F7KF1M0HKC
25 April 2017 : I'm still trying to find a karaoke place that has amilli so I can go ham.
12 August 2012 : #meteorshower