15 November 2016 : so we beat on, boys against the current, borne ceaselessly back into the town
13 June 2017 : @yelyahwilliams oh man, thank YOU -- i owe this album and this band a whoooole lot 💕
16 June 2017 : @jackisnotabird https://t.co/zh2eDGorHC
24 July 2017 : @ohheycarina the whole thing but like it wasn't just me
18 August 2017 : @RonLuvsTwizlers hmmm. nope. i know my ass math. and my ass math says you're a force of creativity and everyone's g… https://t.co/6kMfW53U9X
1 September 2017 : big ups to @hatp for coming through with the best merch items of @LeakyCon https://t.co/U6JeioH7Q9
5 September 2017 : when you travel with @jackisnotabird you get questions like "you guys gonna be... youtubing in here?"
31 January 2018 : @zaidamus what the entire fuck
11 May 2018 : @KelseyOverboard (that wasn’t sarcasm — it was really nice meeting you and when i realized i had lost it like the d… https://t.co/SOM215jL5f
23 August 2018 : @TonksNtheAurors me on tour mainlining my third iced coffee of the day
1 November 2018 : @itfeelslikegold it’s true and i will yell at you about your goodness and astounding competence any ol time
5 November 2018 : @TonksNtheAurors @notmonica this is the IDEAL scenario in every way possible
8 November 2018 : @adamjk this sounds more like it is EXTREMELY working just fine
25 November 2018 : @alisousa4 first of all,,,,,,,,,,, i’m a very private person when it comes to my enduring devotion to anti-fascist orange monsters
29 November 2018 : @chanseywells lol
10 December 2018 : extracting any undue shame from my life and throwing it in the trash where it belongs has been one of the best thin… https://t.co/gke2dzwjWs
16 December 2018 : @ActualSamHarris danielle! i’m still in shock
30 December 2018 : @chanseywells blockedt again
31 December 2018 : shout out to anyone else who has lived a minimum of ten lives in 2018
12 January 2019 : @LiviDol @chanseywells no
16 March 2019 : “i brought irish soda bread. it’s feoma. secret family recipe. my grandmother told it to me on her death bed.” “it’s DEATH BREAD?”
22 March 2019 : RT @mostlyclaudiakeeping you and @thomdunn in my thoughts as your responsibility to keep the constant mountain goats slack derailment alive grows bigger still
10 April 2019 : @er0b had a brief time today when i thought i’d becomes a candle person and i googles best candles and the first ca… https://t.co/JhVjHEUt9h
29 June 2019 : @3rdBabyRhoades truly thought this was a photo of chris farren on first scroll
2 July 2019 : @alisousa4 ali this made me cry
21 July 2019 : @insiggybaby i am never recovering from hearing w.i.n.s. live so maybe that one
15 August 2019 : @magicalmreen rae!!! yes!!! ❤️
11 September 2019 : i got my friend a good, heartfelt, sentimental* birthday gift * reference to an insane clown posse song we both like
11 September 2019 : thrilled to announce that i just picked up my last ever tipout from a steakhouse job i quit and it was, in fact, $69
11 September 2019 : i’ve got such a long way to go. i’m still learning, still leaving, still clawing through the wreckage trying to find and build whoever i’m going to be now that i get to do more than just stay afloat. but i’m strong and happy and good. i’m so much better than i used to be.
12 September 2019 : every time i’m in providence i imagine myself giving tours highlighting all my landmarks of personal trauma like “this is the panera where i would go to have panic attacks until i got the nickname Two Soups Morales there after which i was never to return”
12 September 2019 : one year ago today i was moving into somerville after a disaster summer and four years ago today i was packing my life into two suitcases so i could finally move out of my abuser’s house the next morning and i am happier and healthier and more head over heels for myself every day
12 September 2019 : today marks four whole years and i got to ring it in singing and dancing and yelling w/ so many of the people who made that life-changing, life-saving escape possible — true-blue friends who have anchored and supported me every single day since, through trials and triumphs alikehttps://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/771711864350904321 …
12 September 2019 : it’s taken so much to dismantle any part of it. hard hard work and everyday courage on my part, yes, but also a great deal of patience and generosity and kindness and love from the people who had shown me how much there was for me beyond my confinement in the first place.
12 September 2019 : i spent a long time living within the limits of those lies. i left that house, but it did not leave me. for years, i feared i’d never learn to live any other way. but i chipped away at it, little by little, every single day. and i had help.
12 September 2019 : last night, i felt so utterly uninhibited — young and goofy and infinite in ways i thought i’d never learn how to live out, surrounded by friends, better than anything i dared dream. i have more nights like that than not these days. it’s true and real and i’m so fucking thankful.pic.twitter.com/OlrXpyjlMT
12 September 2019 : i love you lots! thank you thank you thank you
12 September 2019 : thank you local band future teens for releasing a song referencing throwing oneself in the charles just days after my manager had to talk to me abt the frequency and intensity w/ which i allude to throwing myself or others or assorted innocent and inanimate objects in the charles
13 September 2019 : last week, i told a friend that these last few months have been the first in my life where i seldom feel marked by the effects of abuse in a daily, front-and-center way. i think i was only just realizing it as the words left my mouth.
13 September 2019 : growing up in that house, i internalized my abuser’s daily insistence that nobody but him would ever care for me, that everything i did was somehow shameful, that nobody could want me around — tactics to isolate and control — as truths that shaped everything i thought and did.
14 September 2019 : downtown boys
15 September 2019 : what can i say chuck’s irresistible
15 September 2019 :
20 September 2019 : last night i got a tattoo making the songs freakin u out by @chrisfarren + @jeffrosenstock and it’s real for us by my dear friend @laurenfairwx permanent on my body — in my new job’s flooded basement, written out by my general manager pic.twitter.com/20NdeW02qA
26 September 2019 : times i laughed to the point of tears yesterday: when our chef at [restaurant redacted] yelled “i am SURROUNDED by UNWOKE PEOPLE” so loud guests heard him / when my manager at [new coffee job redacted] said i reminded her of [ex’s ex redacted] / when i found a home fry in my bra
26 September 2019 : when i put on a playlist that i forgot had two trucks by @neilcic in it until it came on shuffle and as i hoped and prayed nobody noticed the “two trucks having sex” lyrical theme my coworker said, verbatim, “claudia, do you listen to the cure? this song sounds like the cure”
29 September 2019 : a wild idea: what if we didn't put a domestic abuser in one of the most culturally significant and morally formative franchises of our time
9 October 2019 : certainly made some decisions today (cc: @hatp)pic.twitter.com/wqIZ0SiYs5
9 October 2019 : this tattoo is about: singing and dancing and yelling and losing my voice and finding it with friends and strangers in crowds in cities all around the world + my own relationship with my brain + goof punk + magic + this perfect songhttps://harryandthepotters.bandcamp.com/track/touch-the-brains …
9 October 2019 : this is the only name i will answer to from now onhttps://twitter.com/hatp/status/1182044932300779520 …
10 October 2019 : best and most honest four dollars i ever made was during our “one dollar for every time claudia plays the snitchwich jingle that one time they let her dj” arrangement
10 October 2019 : i’ve traveled across state lines and time zones and wholeass oceans to get to [professional conference redacted] before and for the first time it’s twenty minutes away by public transportation and somehow i am the least prepared i’ve ever been. someone please pack for me. please
10 October 2019 : this is a very generous way to say you, my smart friend teryn, interrupted my “am i really going to drink baileys in blue curaçao on purpose again” to remind me brain gummies exist in october
11 October 2019 : pic.twitter.com/PVENuqMJLk
11 October 2019 : leakycon! i have my zines about @Snitchwiches and wizard punk basements available at the @wzrdsinspacemag booth, and i’m hanging out right nextdoor slinging merch for @laurenfairwx. come say hi!pic.twitter.com/jgjjVZIhRW
12 October 2019 : also i’m here which is the only pet that matters
13 October 2019 : get into MIT move to boston get fries w me at least twice a week
13 October 2019 : DAMN
13 October 2019 : i meant part
13 October 2019 : proud of you!!!
13 October 2019 : same
13 October 2019 : hello. can anyone bring me takis to the booth i am working at this professional conference. thanks
13 October 2019 : this is absolutely entirely your fault
13 October 2019 : i don’t know who did this but thank you for saving my lifepic.twitter.com/ptTNraJ4mq
13 October 2019 : YOU ARE MY ACTUAL HERO
13 October 2019 : reminder to tell brian about bone sandwiches
16 October 2019 : THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING ME DEEPLY
16 October 2019 : chelsea: dan, do you need anything? a burrito? me: are you telling about taco bell? dan JUST told us not to go to taco bell bartender dan: EIGHTEEN MILLION DOLLARS??? IN BEEF? LOST????
17 October 2019 : hotel staff finding me in [room redacted] at [time redacted]
18 October 2019 : johnny bear
21 October 2019 : will no
24 October 2019 : cut to me almost four years later, stressing out about being late to the gig, getting to the basement and realizing that not only am i the first person there but only one (1) of the four bands have arrived, having learned absolutely nothing in my whole dweeb life,https://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/685647415240691714 …
24 October 2019 : holy shit
24 October 2019 : i truly think the small small handful of times i’ve gotten less than five stars as a passenger on uber it’s been for crying in the backseat this is my one conspiracy theory other than the avril lavigne thing
24 October 2019 : this tweet brought to you by me crying in an uber
24 October 2019 : yesterday i got home relieved to end a tough night and instead found the only thing that could have made it worse, which was — you guessed it — discovering that my underwear subscription service decided to put the silver screen’s rick and morty on my nether regions this month
24 October 2019 : “rick and morty underwear, never worn” - ernest hemingway
25 October 2019 : going to need details!!!
25 October 2019 : everyone is drowning in impostor syndrome except the people who should be drowning in impostor syndrome! we’re all in hell! good morning
25 October 2019 : where get coat
25 October 2019 : this was supposed to go on my private twitter (where i tweet soul-baring content like “where get coat”) but the question stands: where get coat
25 October 2019 : i can’t go to the bigger target because i left my job there in the middle of my shift i just walked out
25 October 2019 : thanks
25 October 2019 : thank you for understanding me
25 October 2019 : where get coat
25 October 2019 : @chanseywells i still absolutely refuse to try to walk to assembly by myself due to i’m scared
25 October 2019 : okay!
26 October 2019 : in a round trip uber to get a particular french fry dish for my friend’s surprise party, thinking about today when the chef at [restaurant workplace redacted] slipped me waffle fries because i “looked mega sad,” thinking about how my love language is potatoes,
28 October 2019 : “what kind of ROCK SHOW makes CUSTOMERS wait in the rain” — a dad’s review of the line outside this venue as he walked by with his family
28 October 2019 : where’s the line in local band future teens’ song about crying in public places around boston that mentions crying during future teen’s song about crying in public places around boston
28 October 2019 : that beatles movie but it’s about everyone in boston forgetting who i am or how they met me! thanks
28 October 2019 : where get snack
28 October 2019 : please ask me before posting photos of me online???
28 October 2019 : a guided tour of every place i have lost my wallet in the greater boston area. it is six hours long
29 October 2019 : today’s testimonials include “are you doing okay? you seem sad on twitter” and “honestly i was running on instinct and my only thought was ‘claudia is the queen of heartbreak that’s who i want to talk to’”
29 October 2019 : wait this is also a zine i’ve BEEN wanting to make,,, let’s collab
29 October 2019 : thank you for tagging my private it truly Makes this tweet
29 October 2019 : one of my bar crushes just asked my favorite bartenders if i was single and he yelled “VERY SINGLE” so that’s the reputation i’ve established at [somerville landmark redacted]
29 October 2019 : thabks
29 October 2019 : oh big mood
29 October 2019 : talk abt yourself in third person also until they quit it
29 October 2019 : tim,
29 October 2019 : feeling tender and thankful what else is new
29 October 2019 : one of those dogs-guilty-about-their-crimes photos but it’s me facing my hairdresser a week after cutting my bangs in a pub bathroom. again
31 October 2019 : I Showed Up To Work As Egon Spengler So Naturally The Kitchen Staff Have Played The Ghostbusters Theme Five Times Already
31 October 2019 : GANG
31 October 2019 : I Keep Asking Them Questions And They Just Make Ghost Noises In Response
31 October 2019 : halloween is a great exercise in empathy i have so much newfound respect for how much ghostbusters had to go through to pee while in uniform
5 November 2019 : apparently i’m no longer “allowed” to “listen to nobody.mp3 on a loop” while i’m “doing dishes” at “work” “anymore”
5 November 2019 : WHY AM I CLOSING TONIGHT
6 November 2019 : have you ordered broom service yet? i’m in the elevator, omw
6 November 2019 : ALI
6 November 2019 : THIS RULES
6 November 2019 : how could i ever forget !!!
7 November 2019 : got to work an hour early because of the way that i am and my boss walked in to me sitting in the wholeass dark playing “claudia’s sad bops vol. 2” over the restaurant speakers and just sighed and said “oh no, claudia”
7 November 2019 : same manager turned off my music last week and as revenge i put take me home country roads on a loop once the restaurant was open knowing full well he doesn’t know enough about spotify to disable repeat
8 November 2019 : WHICH ONE
10 November 2019 : u never let me down, baby sitters saturday
18 November 2019 : YOU ALREADY KNOW I AL ALL ABOUT THIS
22 November 2019 : i feel more and more familiar to myself every day lately and it’s. good
24 November 2019 : the right star wars order is episode i (zenon: girl of the twenty-first century), episode ii (zenon: the sequel),
27 November 2019 : right back in this place again + thinkin of you if you are toohttps://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/1064558297771110400 …
28 November 2019 : omw
29 November 2019 : thinking about the nicest thing anybody has ever said about mepic.twitter.com/utYmdA83fE
5 December 2019 : my current hobby is ending every report about anything mildly inconvenient or unpleasant that happens to me at my job on elm street in somerville, massachusetts, usa with “anyway, talk about a nightmare on elm street”
5 December 2019 : good customer service is telling your regulars “sorry, something haunted just happened”
5 December 2019 : http://last.fm forever and ever except remande so i'd never again have to look at my 2009-2013 one because the top artists are,,,, in fact,,,, thispic.twitter.com/6C4fbTtliF
7 December 2019 : i love your unconditional support
12 December 2019 : have apparently made a habit of having two beers and saying "living in boston is humiliating" a bunch but offering no further explanation
12 December 2019 : it's so over-dated (i have dated too many people in boston) (two and a half)
12 December 2019 : today's act of extraordinary customer service at [coffee shop redacted] is that some guy was trying to ask me out after my shift and i told him to see if there was a table available in the very back and while he was looking i speed-walked right out and caught the bus home
12 December 2019 : he kept trying to talk to me about jeff rosenstock because of my shirt and i've since decided that the only man allowed to talk to me about music has a name that rhymes with damn paris
12 December 2019 : TEN BEERS
15 December 2019 : “polar seltzer MEANS NOTHING” - my friend trying to talk me down from going on a date in new england
15 December 2019 : this morning i found out what the boss rush in the video game of my life is and it’s called All Of My Crushtomers Come In At Once
16 December 2019 : @hatp when crafting your set list please consider the time i had your brain banger permanently carved into my one (1) body no pressure though c u soon
16 December 2019 : fact check wasn’t that available in twenty seventeen the day we came up with it in cedric diggory’s kitchen ? if correct i will take one brain room as compensation
16 December 2019 : i’m literally right here
18 December 2019 : i’m sorry this is still happening, hank.
19 December 2019 : okay i'll bite who's j.k. rowling
19 December 2019 : i worked for a harry potter nonprofit for over five years and have attended something like a hundred shows featuring bands impersonating harry potter characters and toured as support for a harry potter puppet troupe and ten thousand other things but i don't know her
19 December 2019 : my twitter icon is a photo of me surrounded by cereal that people smuggled across actual oceans to put towards a sandwich cult operation at a harry potter conference in dublin but i would jaywalk the fuck across the street if i saw jkr walking in my direction on the sidewalk
19 December 2019 : thankspic.twitter.com/pYkxWi9aew
19 December 2019 : on that note if you use jkr's (long-standing) violence/dumbassery to be smug about how you've never cared about anything but your own aggressive detachment in your life you're boring and sad
19 December 2019 : i realize that thread made it sound like hp is a foolish special interest i've "grown" ""out"" """of""" but let me assure you i am currently nursing several bruises from when i was, and this is a direct quote, "tearing it up in the pit" at a harry and the potters show on sunday
19 December 2019 : everything — everything!!! — about my life has a thread tying it back to hp somehow and it's been years and years since i entertained any shred of delusion that i owe any of that to someone whose brain n soul n capacity for growth have been eaten away by wealth
19 December 2019 : if you want a glimpse into how harry potter owes its success and longevity to the same people that jkr constantly fails, i highly recommend my friend @jackisnotabird's book about coming of age and coming out as trans in the harry potter community:http://bit.ly/SortedBook
19 December 2019 : best workout of the year every year
19 December 2019 : jk rowling read a book challenge
19 December 2019 : @TonksNtheAurors you know what they say: we're pretty self-sufficient here
19 December 2019 : imagine touting your pre-author time working at amnesty international as one of the things that led you to write harry potter and then, in the intervening years, losing sight of any morality or empathy so drastically that they have to post thishttps://twitter.com/AmnestyUK/status/1207683758725509121 …
19 December 2019 : okay here's a non-hp tweet: toes cold
19 December 2019 : didn't realize the bartender who served me at [neighborhood brewery redacted] yesterday was here having a drink until he saw me having mac and cheese for the second day in a row and said "back to back mac, huh?" so now i have to move out of somerville
20 December 2019 : this rules!!!
20 December 2019 :
21 December 2019 : omw
21 December 2019 : unreasonable that other people are allowed to be in public at the same time as me
23 December 2019 : oh mood
23 December 2019 : claudias can have a little dayquil. as a treat
24 December 2019 : today i was talking to a friend about how difficult it is to grapple with the fact that so much of healing is just forgetting and he said "claudia that's suppressing" and first of all whoops
24 December 2019 : less than an hour into working christmas eve brunch i have decided to cancel christmas internationally
24 December 2019 : i can’t even quit this restaurant because i already quit this restaurant
24 December 2019 : come to the friendly t*ast in cambridge, massachusetts, usa if you want to see me stomping around saying that christmas is cancelled until i am forcibly removed from the building by santa himself
24 December 2019 : it’s me. i’m the war on christmas
24 December 2019 : the holidays are real real tough for me and i’m feelin real real lucky to spend them around friends
24 December 2019 : laughed until i cried at work and now i’m on my way to spend the rest of christmas with people i love! what the fuck!!!
24 December 2019 : i love you!
24 December 2019 : hahaha which one were you aware of? we’re the oldest mass location; i think there are like six now
24 December 2019 : erin! i love you!!!
24 December 2019 : the reason 4 the season
24 December 2019 : there is only one household where i suddenly become physically capable of snort-laughing and i am back in it MERRY CHRISTMAS BABY
25 December 2019 : christmas is cancelled because my friend said that gronch is what the grinch calls his crotch
25 December 2019 : merry christmas my friends’ baby touched each of my tattoos and said “TACHOOS!”
27 December 2019 : leaving my restaurant job this week and thinking about how my impact is that i have always told my trainees the best places to cry
27 December 2019 : RT @dril: The holidays are a difficult time for many people. Please call everyone you know and tell them their dick is normal looking
28 December 2019 : my accomplishment thread about this year is one tweet and it’s this tweet: i got through this year. thanks
29 December 2019 : okay but same
29 December 2019 : RILEY <3
31 December 2019 : i worked my last shift at a restaurant that gave me panic attacks on the regular and at which i was notorious for playing carly rae jepsen and at post-shift drinks next door my coworker briefly disappeared only to return with THE RESTAURANT SWORD which they had stolen for me pic.twitter.com/7xW7XAdSl1
31 December 2019 : hahaha holy shit
4 January 2020 : love to see girls looking out for their friends where it truly counts
6 January 2020 : use cheese first
7 January 2020 : one day left of 2019 and i have chosen my personal slogan for this year and it is "what the fuck was i thinking"
7 January 2020 : okay, i will allow one (1) math rock apologist in my life
8 January 2020 : hello. i don’t like this tweet
9 January 2020 : no
9 January 2020 : yes
9 January 2020 : ming!!! i love!
10 January 2020 : sure does
10 January 2020 : wild night of me buying gatorade in two slightly different shades of blue and trying to figure out which one i like best
11 January 2020 : oh mood
11 January 2020 : another job, another workplace where the amount of carly rae jepsen and jimmy buffett i play has put my store music selection privileges on thin ice,
12 January 2020 : i liked both but mostly it just made me want the cucumber lime one, my one and only, so i got up early to find some before work
12 January 2020 : what about crying while jumping to wizard rock
12 January 2020 : i have set up a soup hotline at work where people have to text me, with appropriate urgency (lots), if we have certain soups for the day. very important
13 January 2020 : anyway i fuckin rule
13 January 2020 : “oh, THIS is sugar ray?” - @htmlproxy after i showed him sigur ros
14 January 2020 : big mood!!! power thru
15 January 2020 : suddenly i want to make a zine of this concept
15 January 2020 :
15 January 2020 : thank u
15 January 2020 : i am one thunder funk in and i want to do snow angels in my friend’s carpet
15 January 2020 : my favorite activity is also yearning
15 January 2020 : wrong
15 January 2020 : listening to jimmy buffett on break like a star quarterback during halftime
16 January 2020 : oh no
16 January 2020 : big day for me. finally went to the taco bell in downtown crossing. thanks
16 January 2020 : bought a six-pack of beer but didn’t know what it was called so i was very confused and alarmed when the cashier said, to my face, “great move on the THUNDER FUNK”
16 January 2020 : my platonic dream girl !!!
16 January 2020 : i do
16 January 2020 : neat that the entire city of somerville has chcosen this sunny day to observe the Everyone Claudia Has Ever Matched With On Tinder Shows Up To Her Job holiday
16 January 2020 : Sabado Gigatón
17 January 2020 : have landed myself in a sword scandal
17 January 2020 : please tell me when and where
17 January 2020 : come to woonsocket rhode island right now sam harris
17 January 2020 : riley i did not raise you this way
17 January 2020 : every day i love to feed coffee coins into the slot machine of my anxiety and hear it go ding ding ding
17 January 2020 : oh i super feel this
17 January 2020 : good news. the guy i matched with on tinder last year who then ended up in my restaurant during sunday brunch, stayed for HOURS (taking up 25% of my available tables) doing math on napkins, n proceeded to tip me two dollars on twenty messaged me to let me know he’s back in town
17 January 2020 : truly wish you had been there to witness the roller coaster of me seeing him in the waiting area, then seeing a table open up in my section, then being like Oh No, the HAVING THIS ENSUE
17 January 2020 : he was meeting with an MIT dude, naturally
17 January 2020 :
17 January 2020 : DUH
17 January 2020 : can’t fall back asleep because i’m thinking about songs about hair
18 January 2020 : a line you weaponized against me the day the song dropped
18 January 2020 : fingers crossed for u!
18 January 2020 : whenever i start readying myself to get back into writing about music i remember @peytonology has already said everything that needs saying:https://the-niche.blog/2018/04/16/the-top-ten-horniest-bruce-springsteen-songs/amp/ …
18 January 2020 : looking back on twenty-four and thinking about my funniest moments, like when i got my heart totally fuckin broken for the first time and said "wow this is exactly like when i got laid off"
18 January 2020 : the as220 bathroom though
18 January 2020 : i held lil b’s hand tonight nothing will ever trouble me again
18 January 2020 : yeah but i’m better and softer and hotter for both of these experiences so
18 January 2020 :
18 January 2020 : unlike chris farren i was not born hot and had to earn it through trauma
18 January 2020 : ONVIOUSLY???
19 January 2020 : couldn't fall asleep so i made a playlist of songs about hairhttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rs1UthAnOl1NkcanxN6ov?si=BZAPVnHQTDOeHOpbIP0I8g …
19 January 2020 : i am losing my mind about this
19 January 2020 : it’s funny!!!
19 January 2020 :
19 January 2020 : thank you!
19 January 2020 : have you met me
20 January 2020 : can’t sleep night too good
20 January 2020 : hello!
20 January 2020 : exhibiting great personal growth (returning to the sushi place where i accidentally climbed through the window. twice)
20 January 2020 : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 January 2020 : [adele chasing pavements music] should i go out or should i just keep making playlists
21 January 2020 : too cold to get to the gig!!!
21 January 2020 : a documentary
21 January 2020 : must report i did go out due to hair looked good
21 January 2020 : realizing tonight that my talking to a man i do not want to talk to voice is just my customer service voice
21 January 2020 : boy 1) in bolo tie 2) bragged to me about knowing someone in the headlining band and then 3) proceeded to ask me me what the headlining band’s name was (it was @MATHTHEBAND)
21 January 2020 : at what point does stubborn resilience and refusal to become cynical just cross over into a total and downright foolish lack of self-preservation. asking for a friend. your friend. me
21 January 2020 : just kidding even in this fleeting moment of weakness i know i will always always, w absolute certainty, prefer being a naive reckless dumbass to being a bitter jaded one
21 January 2020 : someone step it up and bring chapstick to me at my job at [coffee shop redacted]
21 January 2020 : also a hug
22 January 2020 : THAT’S ME
22 January 2020 : eating farro at work. can’t believe zac from paramore invented this
23 January 2020 : i feel this!!! so hard
24 January 2020 : good tactic to personify the big dread i tend to feel after happy days/nights as a silly little doomsday prepper man living inside me yelling nonsense into a megaphone. calm down gary
28 January 2020 : twin princess most anticipated release of the year truly
29 January 2020 : one of my very favorite parts of any @thewonderyears show is seeing how @headabovewater ad-libs new little bits into old songs to show how things have changed in the intervening years — fears proved false, wild hopes realized, a hard-earned shift in perspective or meaning
29 January 2020 : the new version of washington square park makes my very favorite instance of this — @headabovewater following "we rode our bikes over to sixth street / to washington square park to see / if the tides would turn for me" with "and they did" — permanent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vszn8edx5wM …
30 January 2020 : "you don't have the flu. what makes you think you have the flu?" possibly the fact that i have the flu
31 January 2020 : personally i love when male healthcare providers tell me i’m being silly for thinking i have the flu and then, after i still insist on the flu swab included in the cost of the urgent care visit i can’t afford, get to look me in the eyes and tell me i have the flu. also pneumonia
3 February 2020 : hello i knew your music was going to be Good but i somehow didn't anticipate it was going to make me cry one verse in also i can't stop listening to it also i am so fuckin thrilled for you wow wow wow
3 February 2020 : <333 thank you so much! i think i'm through the worst of it as of tonight. hope y'all are well up there!
3 February 2020 : YOOOOOO
4 February 2020 : RT @twinprincessltdBLOSSOM is out TODAY on bandcamp and streaming EVERYWHERE https://linktr.ee/twinprincess debut EP "Fraise" out 2/14 EP release party 2/15!! pic.twitter.com/fqqvYCxzWZ
5 February 2020 : i love to log off
6 February 2020 : aside by the weakerthans / a couple hundred mountain goats songs
8 February 2020 : not to be melodramatic but it is actually very appropriate that the final thing twenty-four is doing to me is my lungs trying to drown themselves
8 February 2020 : on one hand i spent all of twenty-four with worms gnawing on my brain and i lost my entire mind but on the other it's kind of been the best year yet n i'm the closest to feeling like myself i've ever ever been and only gettin closer
8 February 2020 : almost popped an 8pm melatonin but instead i am at a party where someone is crowdkilling to heart of glass
8 February 2020 : ate a slice of cake like a pizza. emotional about my friend’s lil mustache
8 February 2020 : mucho mistrust
9 February 2020 : living in boston is humiliating
10 February 2020 : will ANYONE at this bar teach me to square dance
10 February 2020 : having the same reaction to parasite taking best picture that i did to the entire third act when i watched the movie which is hands-to-face mouthing "oh my god" over and over again
10 February 2020 : cool of the academy to give me a parasite sweep as my personal birthday gift
10 February 2020 : twenty-four has been one of the toughest years of my life and also the best and longest and shortest / i feel like i lived ten lives this year and emerged so much better for it / this year fuckin ruled and so do i / very stoked to be a quarter of a century old in the morning
10 February 2020 : ERIN thank you!!!
11 February 2020 : made even better by the context of it being me having a drunk crisis after a carly rae jepsen show
11 February 2020 : thank you, heather!!!
11 February 2020 : ahhh thank you so much, ming!
11 February 2020 : twenty-five isn’t even an age i ever thought i’d be! and here i am! twenty! five!
11 February 2020 : THANK YOU PAULI glad you’re here and that we’re friends
11 February 2020 : RT @rileys_desk@mostlyclaudia happy birth i cherish u deeply u brave lasspic.twitter.com/304JxFTWju
11 February 2020 : THABJ YOUVI AM GLAD YOURE HWRE
11 February 2020 : it absolutely did not thank you sahitya i love you!
11 February 2020 : THANK YOU ARI LOVE YOU
11 February 2020 : THANK YOU
12 February 2020 : THANK YOU, GIO! love you so so much
13 February 2020 : you are never allowed to give me shit for my lack of daylio consistency ever again
14 February 2020 : pic.twitter.com/JG5oIABRMQ
14 February 2020 : RT @twinprincessltdhappy valentines day :^) our gift to you is the full ep "fraise" about falling in love and being afraid of dying on bandcamp/streaming everywhere https://linktr.ee/twinprincess pic.twitter.com/wkFqTouqz8
14 February 2020 : writing a list of all my customer crushes and nailing it to the door of the coffee shop like martin luther and his ninety-five boring theses
14 February 2020 : RIGJT BACK ATCHA DUDE
15 February 2020 : wow lisa frank has really branched out
15 February 2020 : unfortunately [three-drinks-in wedding guest voice] i love love
15 February 2020 : i don't care what it does to me UNTIL I DO
15 February 2020 : BOAT,,, DRINKS
15 February 2020 : when a new album comes out is everyone's first instinct to sift through it for the track most devastating to them personally, specifically, or is this another way i am incapable of self-preservation
15 February 2020 : oh i absolutely listen in order, especially on first listens!
16 February 2020 : RT @goosebotspic.twitter.com/TB40RKRc6j
16 February 2020 : the last time i was on a greyhound bus i listened to dreams by the cranberries and cried because i was falling in love and now i am listening jimmy buffett and crying because i got takis dust in my eye. it’s growth
16 February 2020 : we all have our vices and mine is listening to welcome to new york by taylor swift and gazing wide-eyed out the window any time i pull into new york city, the big apple,
17 February 2020 : RT @alisousa4me: “where did the concept of a coffeeshop au come from” @mostlyclaudia, a barista at a notably gay coffeeshop: “i don’t know but it fucked up my life”
17 February 2020 : hello from the @badmovesDC gig in the big apple where i caught a baguette on my day off from selling baguettes and my friends and i had the time of our fuckin lives pic.twitter.com/OmzFIJMzL0
17 February 2020 : [alanis morrissette voice] i got baguette in my pocket
17 February 2020 : *tasty potter
17 February 2020 :
18 February 2020 : kicked out of new york for climbing the empire state building to tell that i am HAPPY and i DESERVE IT
18 February 2020 : on a megabus back to boston and our driver has gone rogue and is just blasting a slow jams pandora station (with! commercials!) and i was irritated until this moment in which i am involuntarily but enthusiastically listening to unbreak my heart while doing seventy on the highway
18 February 2020 : this is fine. this is just a four hour music video where there is one shot the whole time and it is me lipsyncing while gazing out the window
18 February 2020 : this is a renaissance painting
18 February 2020 : my friend helped them at w*rby park*r once and petunia was also there and also in a stroller. new york belongs to her exclusively
19 February 2020 : someone at work calling the done-for-the-day coffee urns "terribly nasty boys" reminded me to tell her i deleted tinder
19 February 2020 :
19 February 2020 : omg
19 February 2020 : putting up missing person posters for customer crushes who i have not seen in a while
20 February 2020 : RT @PossumEveryHourpic.twitter.com/ZaJ7l37EHf
20 February 2020 : big same
20 February 2020 : absolutely the fuck not
20 February 2020 : b o t h
20 February 2020 : me, logging on
20 February 2020 : every now and then you need your friends to show up out of nowhere high out of their minds on lsd and tell you how kind and hot you are in between giggling fits while you eat tofu stone cold sober. it's science
20 February 2020 : thought stopping by work to get a quick power snack before the four-set show i’m going to was a good idea but now i’m sitting in plain view of all my regulars eating cold tofu and peanut butter
20 February 2020 : RT @Allief0rniajust be clear... these are the houses people keep talking about lol https://twitter.com/mikebloomberg/status/1230333819229810693 …pic.twitter.com/AdK1Km3iDk
20 February 2020 : the two genders
20 February 2020 : my latest boston achievement is that i don’t even cry in harvard square anymore
20 February 2020 : suddenly i need to get into cosplay (this rules!!!)
20 February 2020 : oh my god dude
21 February 2020 : birdbox but it’s about only looking straight ahead at the sinclair because if you make eye contact with any of the people you’ve gone on dates with you die
21 February 2020 : thank u for understanding
21 February 2020 : i may have worms in my brain but at least they’re not the kind that make people make their way to front and center at shows and have loud boring conversations while the bands are playing
21 February 2020 : time for my post-pit ritual of googling "can you die from bruises"
21 February 2020 : also very very good live!
21 February 2020 : :o
21 February 2020 : good customer service is yelling I HAVE A JIMMY BUFFETT TATTOO, JARED when a regular attributes cheeseburger in paradise playing as store music for the third time that day to a different employee
22 February 2020 : if you go through the trouble of being up front in the crowd at a big-headliner show i am begging you to show literally any signs of life during the openers
22 February 2020 : once again at a wonder years show, once again ascending while life is a highway plays as house music, once again in a room full of cowards who have forsaken lightning mcqueen,,,https://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/1058514107962441730 …
22 February 2020 : somehow still find things to be surprised by at shows and tonight that thing is: the guy at barricade for the wonder years who explained to his girlfriend that the guy playing the drums was the drummer
22 February 2020 : today at work i queued up low by flo rida and when it came on i burned myself with coffee because i was too busy unrepressing the memory of when he was my high school's principal for a day to focus on the cup i was pouring
22 February 2020 : i truly totally forget this ever happened and then remember roughly once a year with that's-so-raven-raven-having-a-vision world-stopping alarm
23 February 2020 : RT @alexnpresssorry to be earnest but the movement backing sanders—cab drivers in vegas, meatpacking workers in iowa, postal workers and walmart workers, nurses and teachers—is exactly what we need and it’s so exciting to be a part of it
23 February 2020 : geena i REGULARLY play plans front to back at diesel what are you implying
23 February 2020 : okay but benjamin gibbard is a lesbian and queer girl and nb icon the same way that like carly rae jepsen is a gay one
24 February 2020 : RT @tmgbotIt's good to be young, but let's not kid ourselves It's better to pass on through those years And come out the other side with our hearts still beating Having stared down demons and come back breathing
24 February 2020 : okay but same??? (only once though)
24 February 2020 : okay call me out
25 February 2020 : i know they say smell is the sense most closely n viscerally tied to memory but it’s actually drinking the same dunkin donuts thing you used to get years ago . i know this from my studies
25 February 2020 : medium iced almond milk caramel swirl
25 February 2020 : i know this and yet i will never say no when people are like "claudia do you want this extra shot" three times in ten minutes
25 February 2020 : it is illegal to perceive me
25 February 2020 : just kidding! i love to be known
25 February 2020 : RT @absinthefatherhttps://open.spotify.com/track/4QuYdbaC0j3lzmt5hLgMjj?si=pLESRUVrRkSxARnm_6LCPg …
25 February 2020 : my most toxic political stance is that i'm a jack antonoff apologist
26 February 2020 : RT @fettyschwappbefore the soccer mommy album comes out this friday and i enter a period of aimlessly yearning would anyone like to admit they have a crush on me
26 February 2020 : good
26 February 2020 : had to explain soft-blocking to my mom the work never stops for immigrant kids
27 February 2020 : extremely important that someone bring me falafel right now
27 February 2020 : RT @NoContextBoomerpic.twitter.com/GPF9wrYTA7
27 February 2020 : RT @dril_gpt2people who call my tweets "jokes" are either ignorant, or They are my enemies
27 February 2020 : your brain’s wrong duh
27 February 2020 : it’s time for . my bi-annual extended period of taylor swift hyper-fixation
27 February 2020 : I Played Delicate Six Times At Work Todat
28 February 2020 : you’re a fuckin badass!!! as always
28 February 2020 : it is mortifying . 2 exist
28 February 2020 : RILEY
28 February 2020 : i am desperately trying 2 find coverage for work ugh
28 February 2020 : perfect
28 February 2020 : i can contribute to the get ali more grey hair project by sending you more texts about my life decisions that stress you out
28 February 2020 : RT @jennyslateI just want someone to grab my little face and scream "ON PURPOSE, ON PURPOSE I AM GOING TO CARE ABOUT YOU"
28 February 2020 : big big yes
28 February 2020 : i keep telling people that i deleted tinder at 11:55pm the night before i turned twenty-five like it’s that fuckin line from rent because i need to be dramatic and specific about everything i guess
29 February 2020 : RT @BUGPOSTINGpersonally if i were known i would not be mortified. I am very nice and fun
29 February 2020 : me too
29 February 2020 : okay!
29 February 2020 : this time four years ago, i was standing directly behind bernie sanders while he spoke clearly and compassionately about every person living with mental illness deserving access to the healthcare necessary to fight it the morning after the closest i've ever come to killing myselfpic.twitter.com/FXVr6Ef78G
29 February 2020 : it was, of course, just as moving to hear him speak about everything else — to hear every single part of my identity (as a queer latina immigrant who had lived under the poverty line her entire life up to that point and beyond it) not just acknowledged, but championed ——
29 February 2020 : but it shook me to hear someone i so admired speak with such simple, bold care about people living with what i was living through and how we could help them get the care they not just needed, but deserved — and then hear thousands of people punctuate the sentiment with cheers
29 February 2020 : there are many, many reasons i’m voting for bernie, but i’ve been thinking about this one a lot; i’m so much better now, but i might not always be and i know more people living with mental illness than not. i don’t want any of us to see survival as a luxury anymore.
29 February 2020 : chaos in the downtown crossing taco bell after the boston bernie rally
29 February 2020 : big day . i got to see bernie’s financial support coat with my own two eyes
1 March 2020 : RT @MATHTHEBANDI will vote for any candidate that is Bernie Sanders
1 March 2020 : somehow did not anticipate that a bunch of people would be coming to my coffee shop from the bernie rally but they did and all afternoon i’ve gotten to talk to them and i’m emotional about it
1 March 2020 : i love you! thank you!
1 March 2020 : holy shit i had suppressed this. also shout out the pepsi/ocean playground
2 March 2020 : you ever eat a taki just to feel alive
2 March 2020 : spent most of my shift rewriting hurt by nine inch nails to be about me eating takis even though i absolutely cannot handle anything spicier than frank’s
2 March 2020 : log off
2 March 2020 : claudia morales draft machinepic.twitter.com/aczEYHhPeR
2 March 2020 : i’ve been thinking a lot about how the thing uniting everyone i know supporting warren is a middle class (usually upper middle class / wealthy) background; it saddens and scares me that people don’t know or care to know where they can’t trust moderate or compromising candidates
2 March 2020 : holy shit
3 March 2020 : few people know this but caroline polachek wrote So Hot You’re Hurting My Feelings about takis
3 March 2020 : hi @god are you there why do i become actually useless when talking to anyone i have a crush on or who has a crush on me i just told someone i couldn't hang out because i had to go home to make a spreadsheet of my favorite lyrics
3 March 2020 : big color-coded museum of my heart !
3 March 2020 : it makes my heart grow three sizes to see you listening to pb also text me
3 March 2020 : holy shit
3 March 2020 : RT @PWElverumIt’s weird, everything I read about Bernie makes me love him more. And I am about as hopeless about the system as one can be. It’s a strange feeling. Please world let’s get more radical (toward love and generosity).
3 March 2020 : RT @DowntownBoysBernie Sanders
3 March 2020 : david no
4 March 2020 : being an immigrant means that i’m going to cry at least a little every time i vote for the rest of my life huh
4 March 2020 : RT @bagelboy1998anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me before bernie wins the MA primary?
4 March 2020 : have really truly never felt prouder or more hopeful on an election day than just now when, with complete certainty (and soaked in rain), i cast my vote for bernie sanders
4 March 2020 : RT @simonwilliamvote for the candidate who you think would make the best president - and if that’s not a candidate who wants to fight for free universal healthcare, please ask yourself why
4 March 2020 : you ever get so fired up about casting your vote for a candidate who has dedicated his life to fighting for those most vulnerable without compromise that you get distracted on your walk home from the polling place and just uhhh keep going until you end up in a different city
4 March 2020 : important that the comfortably middle-class get to forever think back fondly on consummating their marriage to convenient enamel pin slogan marketplace feminism while the people who make their girl boss t-shirts continue to literally die lol!!!!!!!!!
4 March 2020 : tonight i have made one good decision (voting for bernie with my conscience) followed by many bad decisions (voting for beer with my mouth)
4 March 2020 : general boycott in massachusetts until i figure out who voted for biden with the exclusive exception of the dunkin’ donuts on my block where the cuban lady calls me mi amor
4 March 2020 : HELLO which one
4 March 2020 : i want to shake everyone i know by the shoulders until they understand how important and remarkable and cherished they are !!!!!!!!
4 March 2020 : UMMMMMMMMM
4 March 2020 : feels good to be a big softie
4 March 2020 : massachusetts was a mistake
4 March 2020 : is this a bit
4 March 2020 : i voted for bernie sanders because in a dream he told me he was the only candidate who would fight to make it illegal to not tell me if you have a crush on me
4 March 2020 : the research says : no
4 March 2020 : perfect tweet
5 March 2020 : yes i dm'd harvard
5 March 2020 : RT @slizshadyI voted for Bernie because he’s the only candidate as angry as I am. He’s condemned for his anger, but frankly he’s the only one angry enough. Our planet is dying. People are dying. Billionaires profit on suffering. I’m enraged and you should be too.
5 March 2020 : please say syke
5 March 2020 : thinking about all the ways you find out which things that are literally life-or-death for you and your most vulnerable loved ones are abstract afterthoughts for people born into comforts they don't even know to cherish
5 March 2020 : or that most of what people are framing as harassment or """meanness""" is literally just people saying "consider why you're not voting for the candidate who will help me or people i love or people i don't know Not Die or escape financial suffering or not get bombed" ??????
5 March 2020 : RT @twinprincessltdlisten to our music babiehttps://open.spotify.com/track/51EHmXzEujt7UO1dnaT9xm?si=j3SpJkS5RUS1-f4vKriMJg …
5 March 2020 : i think this every time i pull up the twin princess spotty (often)
5 March 2020 : what the fuck are you even doing
5 March 2020 : thanks
5 March 2020 : no greater violence the disenfranchised or those fighting for the disenfranchised could inflict on those voting for optics than Slight Discomfort or request for a little reflection
5 March 2020 :
5 March 2020 : RT @DannyDeVitoBernie’s gonna do it!
5 March 2020 : it's okay you can say his namehttps://twitter.com/DannyDeVito/status/1235375087840137216 …
5 March 2020 : RT @JessRizif u miss or luv someone u gotta tell them thats the rules you dont want those apples to become vinegar in the lights off part of ur insides u gotta put that pie on the windowsill and let it waft into the sunny day babey!!!! anyway we have ten years to halt climate catastrophe
5 March 2020 : RT @simonwilliamhe’s so inflexible, they say. sometimes being stubborn in the service of being right is a good thing!https://twitter.com/thetreyvincent/status/1235255949318905858 …
5 March 2020 : i have been listening to this song non-stop lately lmao :-)
6 March 2020 : it’s a beverage but it’s not a drink
6 March 2020 : sorry i can’t read
6 March 2020 : hmmm . no
6 March 2020 : spineless
6 March 2020 : unsurprised
6 March 2020 : the central square clover is playing men in black (the song) at 1am come through
6 March 2020 : thinking about today during espresso training when, meaning to say i’d probably want to hold the cup from the bottom when pouring latte art, i looked our general manager in the eyes and said ‘yeah, i’ll probably be a bottom’
6 March 2020 : RT @aliciakennedySo many people in media are very comfortable protecting their class interests or announcing their classism, yet when it’s the progressives & leftists seeking more humane systems and not just representation, it’s aggressive.
6 March 2020 : i then went straight from work to a bar where we talked about . freud
6 March 2020 : take back bars men have made you afraid to return to 2020
6 March 2020 : yesterday i walked out of work into a gorgeous day and immediately ran into the thirty-something year old i briefly and mistakenly dated until i thought he was going to actually really kill me and he GROWLED at me and then my friends and i sat at """his""" bar for two hours
6 March 2020 : the only true safe space that exists is the dunkin' donuts on my block where my many coffee abuelas have never batted an eye at me coming in with one eyeliner wing left standing and mascara all over my face at 10am
6 March 2020 : BIG SAME
6 March 2020 : if your feminism values the optics of niceness over the work of kindness it's worse than worthless
6 March 2020 : i know who i am
6 March 2020 : WHICH COFFEE SHOP providence coffee shops are my favorite favorites
7 March 2020 : oh i know
7 March 2020 : THANK U
7 March 2020 : RT @cheekfacelyricsthanks for the invite, but i'm too not going
7 March 2020 : i’ve decided to lean into both of my most annoying internet habits at the same time and start posting my drafts and selfies together like a content sommelierpic.twitter.com/JShWVVUrea
7 March 2020 : tell your brain to stop lying to you people like you because you are good and not because you’re good at things or in charge
7 March 2020 : I LOVE YOU DO I GET TO SEE YOU TONIGHT
8 March 2020 : treating the future of our country and the people whose lives depend on their vote like a customer service complaint at starbucks where they DESERVE that free drink coupon because their whipped cream wasn’t the right height
8 March 2020 : two nights ago i told someone to pretend the harry potter shelf on my bookcase wasn’t there and currently i am on a train to go to draco malfoy’s basement this is what whitman meant when he wrote about containing multitudes
8 March 2020 : if you see me listening to future teens mind your business
8 March 2020 : ‘i just think it’s one of my best qualities. that i’m vaccinated.’
8 March 2020 : MY DUDE
8 March 2020 : @thelovegoodz missed you guys the moment we pulled away! pic.twitter.com/I9ooguYkoR
8 March 2020 : can’t believe i could’ve been calling my self-isolating habits self-quarantine this whole time
8 March 2020 : that one is my favorite thabk u for understanding me
9 March 2020 : :) :) :)
9 March 2020 : i continue to stan
9 March 2020 : do i need to start a new life or is it just winter
9 March 2020 : did i just cancel a date or am i in self-quarantine after possible exposure to being known
9 March 2020 : feels right that so many coronavirus concerns in boston surround the t because deep down i always knew the orange line would be what killed me
9 March 2020 : RT @BandcampNew & Notable: @twinprincessltd write grand, gothy electro songs with a heightened sense of drama and stately arrangementshttps://twinprincess.bandcamp.com/album/fraise
9 March 2020 : anyone wanna self-quarantine with me or what
9 March 2020 : materva til i die CLEARLY
9 March 2020 : a good look!!!
9 March 2020 : all i have done with my day off is be sad and laugh about self-quarantine
10 March 2020 : tumblr should have a marked themselves safe feature like fb but like Claudia Has Marked Herself Safe After Reblogging Fifteen Mitski Posts In A Row
10 March 2020 : i’m fine it’s just that [mistki voice] nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody nobody
11 March 2020 : my coworker’s review of me playing @futureteensusa as store music: ‘are you okay?’
11 March 2020 : i’m fine i’m just twenty-five
11 March 2020 : meys i can’t fuckin wait!!!
11 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Az6nudbYpT
12 March 2020 : oh this is just how i live
12 March 2020 : lately i can only listen to songs that make me ache at least a little bit is this a symptom of coronavirus
12 March 2020 : why would you make me unsuppress this perfect devastating song
12 March 2020 : great way to round out my first year ever working a non-remote job frankly
12 March 2020 : RT @AlexHershjust as I start to break out of a recurring phase of self isolation and start reaching out to make connections, a global pandemic hits
12 March 2020 : i am one more global or personal crisis away from becoming the person who posts sad lyrics on main
13 March 2020 : RT @thenickguyIf you’re going out, tip more. If you’re getting delivery, tip more. Service workers are either dealing with fewer customers or off-the-charts demand; either way, they need our help.
13 March 2020 : so i’m supposed to drink the hand sanitizer right
13 March 2020 : very good and chill time to work in food service
13 March 2020 : RT @absinthefathermodern day romancepic.twitter.com/M4FGDh8grb
13 March 2020 : i love one (1) puddle
13 March 2020 : it was extremely that’s so raven of me to delete tinder right before this coronavirus thing popped off
14 March 2020 : me trying to tell u it’s fine to still be a human amidst this and most of us are sad about other stuff also: ali there’s people that are crying
14 March 2020 : a cool thing about working food service right now is that you’re in contact with hundreds of people and making less and working during the times that all the still-getting-paid salaried self-quarantined go to the store to buy all the toilet paper and food you can’t afford anyways
14 March 2020 : coronavirus works hard but people from my unfortunate dating past deciding to come to my coffee shop work harder. apparently
15 March 2020 : my stress response to all of this is "need ten tattoos IMMEDIATELY" and not like "need to pay rent and buy pasta"
15 March 2020 : today someone tipped us $50 on a bag of coffee because they knew our tips were probably "all fucked up" (they are) and i keep tearing up about it
15 March 2020 : i am at least a little bit sure i will survive this which means that no i will not be shooting my shot during the pandemic because i'd die if i had to live with that
15 March 2020 : s a m e
15 March 2020 : just kidding i’m a big earnest softie and am always one beer or sparkle heart emoji from telling anyone how i feel about them, romantically or not
15 March 2020 : also you can’t work from home and you’re so exhausted any time you’re not working that it’s difficult to make any preparations and no matter how much your bosses and coworkers care (mike care! so much! a lot!) you could still have your income pulled out from beneath you overnight
16 March 2020 : RT @SultanReinaPLEASE let this moment radicalize you. Know that there are a handful of billionaires that could make sure people don't need to go to work. The government could put a moratorium on rent, mortgages, student loans. We could nationalize utilities. Capitalism prevents all of this.
16 March 2020 : even the mountain goats lyric bot is calling for revolthttps://twitter.com/tmgbot/status/1239254115642998784 …
16 March 2020 : this is your version of those "if you're reading this sit up straight" tweets. rc, tech dad
16 March 2020 : anyone else experience every single human emotion today
16 March 2020 : mass. restaurants are takeout-only beginning tuesday which means that food service workers who aren't immediately out of work by default (servers, bartenders) will have their hours cut or be laid off altogether, turning a necessary public health measure into a job security crisis
16 March 2020 : a cool and fun thing about working in food service right now is the thrill of seeing which ticking time bomb will blow up first between getting the virus of being out of work
16 March 2020 : i am very lucky to work with extraordinarily compassionate, generous people (from our staff to our managers to our owners) and we all have each other’s backs as much as possible but that’s only so much in the face of the way this country and its ruling class have condemned us all
16 March 2020 : making prolonged eye contact with all the dogs coming into my coffee shop in hopes that we will freaky friday until after this blows over
16 March 2020 : maybe i’ll finally read a book for the first time in my life
16 March 2020 : amber, the ceo of your house,
16 March 2020 : isn't that how you Get Places in the harry potter fandom anyway
17 March 2020 : anyone else already making melodramatic "things i will do if i make it through this" lists
17 March 2020 : coronavirus edition babypic.twitter.com/f5ULIA7xxk
17 March 2020 : my plan is really just pasta huh
17 March 2020 : i have no choice but to start a blog
17 March 2020 : it’s like reading some new media storytelling thing where all the internet and news and everyone around you is in on it!!! only makes sense if it’s just really immersive storytelling!!!!!!!!
17 March 2020 : the good news is that i finally got the part of my thumb i cut off the other day to stop falling off again
17 March 2020 : devastated to find out, based on which flavors are wiped out at stop and shop, that i’m an ice cream normie
18 March 2020 : we’ve all cried in the grocery store at least once this week right
18 March 2020 : oh i already do that
18 March 2020 : i know i tweet about crying a lot it's because i cry a lot
18 March 2020 : hello to the students fifty years from now studying all my tweets about how coronavirus made me cry in the pasta aisle and send ill-advised "come over" texts
18 March 2020 : hi. the coffee shop i work at just closed indefinitely. i don’t know what’s gonna happen. a few folks have already reached out to me before this asking what they can do. my venmo is @mostlyclaudia and my cash thing is $mostlyclaudia. okay cool love you bye.
18 March 2020 : @echovessel <3 thank you, meys
19 March 2020 : today my friend drove me to get groceries and while i was loading up my cart with seventy-cent cans of beans he venmoed me with the express instructions that i spend part of it "on fun snacks" which is the latest in a chain of generosities that have kept me afloat this week
19 March 2020 : the bad news is i am now eating my dinner of red hot blues, and the last box of strawberry pocky in town at 4pm
19 March 2020 : now that i'm unemployed i can transition into my full time job of worrying about everyone i love . the salary is years off my life
19 March 2020 : i've come to understand abt myself that i can only make you a playlist if i care deeply for you i have tried to make p'lists on demand and it just don't work . if you ask me for a playlist and i make it the playlist was already in my heart . welcome to unemployed claudia twitter
20 March 2020 : i was the sickest i've ever been in january and this whole time i've been like "either i'm already immune or it was something different and my lungs are weakened from the pneumonia and i'm absolutely going to . die"
20 March 2020 : i have been unemployed for twenty-four hours and i have already made five new playlists
20 March 2020 : i think my apocalypse hobby will be pushing the boundaries of how long i can nap
20 March 2020 : it's somehow not actually the apocalypse but i have still been adding "during the apocalypse" to the end of everything because melodrama remains my only comfort . updating my resume during the apocalypse . talking about my cr*shes during the apocalypse . burning bridges during th
20 March 2020 : happy birthday mork!!!
20 March 2020 : code green is when i start listening to get lonely by the mountain goats
20 March 2020 : omg <333
20 March 2020 : i think my favorite part of unemployment will be the caffeine withdrawal
21 March 2020 : $mostlyclaudia ! this is so kind / my coffee shop in davis just closed indefinitely
21 March 2020 : my coworkers put together some places where you can throw in a few dollars if you have the means and have ever stumbled into diesel (or haven't but are looking for ways to support food service workers!) gfm: https://www.gofundme.com/f/dieselcafetipjar … venmo: DieselCafe-tipjarpic.twitter.com/oUfkgqdMwO
21 March 2020 : my coffee shop in davis closed suddenly n indefinitely! mostlyclaudia on venmo / thank you for doing this
21 March 2020 : this ep has been one of the great brightnesses of my year already, and it's a great choice if you're looking for bands to support on bandcamp's generous n necessary no-fee day.https://twitter.com/twinprincessltd/status/1240699198837686273 …
21 March 2020 : i depended on my shift meals to stay fed and nourished which means that now that i’m unemployed i will have to make adjustments such as: eat the rich
21 March 2020 : the way the computer goofed when my friend scanned the disposables from texas three years ago means my phone thinks they are all the newest photos no matter what which means that ever single time i go to share some content with my fans (friends) i have to look . at thispic.twitter.com/AOsZhlhaon
21 March 2020 : thinking of socially distant ways to get to london for a nice meal with friends
21 March 2020 : keiter,,, what
21 March 2020 : it means we will live until at least then
21 March 2020 : on this very night, joe and other party pals and i started a band using this very game of minions operation as our sole instrument. my only band to date
21 March 2020 :
21 March 2020 : when this is over i will go on a world tour of hugging my friends
21 March 2020 : i remember walking to urgent care to find out i had pneumonia and an ‘abnormal flu’ and seeing all the staff wearing masks and being like ‘huh, is that because of coronavirus? that’s weird’ back in january loooool
21 March 2020 : when everyone believes u what's that like
21 March 2020 : the ruling class, also known as switch owners,
21 March 2020 : jk i am truly having the time of my life watching all of you be joyful about animal crossing . every screenshot releases one new serotonin in my brain . also elon musk do you want to buy me a switch
21 March 2020 : the first time i quit caffeine was this time last year after a blindsiding breakup that was so devastating i couldn't eat which is great bc now that i have to quit it again i will have less mental clarity w/ which to think about how embarrassed i am about that entire relationship
21 March 2020 : very controversial of mitski bot to dissuade us from social distancing in this timehttps://twitter.com/mitskilyricsbot/status/1241427817985904641 …
21 March 2020 : i have . the most intense craving but instead of food it's being able to play breath of the wild again . jeff bezos buy me a switch
21 March 2020 : please jeff i have not seen my five beautiful horses in so long
21 March 2020 : this rules, you rule, thank you <333
21 March 2020 : WHO'D THEY GET U also very down to shoot you some recommendations
21 March 2020 : i hope any customers who were secretly in love with me are wondering whether i'm alive etc
21 March 2020 : big fan of choosing the weirdest tag on an album and going down that rabbit hole, rinse, repeat
21 March 2020 : benjamin gibbard assuring us he doesn't have coronavirus every time he coughs on his daily livestream shows = me assuring my roommates i don't have coronavirus i just swallowed my own spit again
21 March 2020 : i feeeeel this
21 March 2020 : and all you see!!! is where else! you could be! when you're at home!!!
21 March 2020 : the death cab youtube! 7pm eastern every day. tomorrow’s is ALL COVERS
22 March 2020 : ben just played this live and it bodied me
22 March 2020 : classified (other than epona . duh)
22 March 2020 : RT @masonramseyI’ve fallen down and I can’t giddy up
22 March 2020 : IF ONLY
22 March 2020 : if your forthcoming coronavirus romance novel doesn’t have the anne sexton small cough quote as the epigraph it’s already trashpic.twitter.com/VZUO0k562Q
22 March 2020 : BLESSED TO GET BOTH THIS SHOT AND THE GROUP TEXT SHOT
22 March 2020 : i resent the pandemic for driving me 2 take measures to stop my using-the-internet-too-much-this-winter-because-of-my-depression habits, robbing me of the late spring breakdown i was diligently working towards,
22 March 2020 : anyway i fuckin rule
22 March 2020 : i have reached the ‘deleting all social media apps for my health’ part of the global crisis so here’s this 4 nowpic.twitter.com/IvrOOZaHZ1
22 March 2020 : i have already sent one ‘i don’t think we should see each other’ text during my stay home time so buckle in claudia morales support system
23 March 2020 : ben gibbard drinking straight olive oil on tonight’s livestream = me drinking pickle juice as my evening wind-down . it’s okay ben we’re all doing our best
23 March 2020 : if i emerge from this i will emerge from it with a mullet
23 March 2020 : no one else i know watches these i guess so it falls on me to bear these news. everyone has a job in the pandemic and this is minepic.twitter.com/clvyRamvWB
23 March 2020 : i deleted the apps i’m in browser mode i’m TRYINGÉ
23 March 2020 : oh i’m really not banking on my survival
23 March 2020 : cool and chill time to have lifelong anxiety
23 March 2020 : my lockdown sport is staring out my window waiting for the tree to grow leaves . it doesn’t look like it but i’m winning
23 March 2020 : is the yes the brussel sprouts
24 March 2020 : if you are my roommate's boyfriend of two weeks who is inexplicably staying here for the duration of the greater boston area lockdown you are going to walk in on me crying while roasting brussel sprouts and you're just going to have to accept that about your new life
24 March 2020 : THANK U FOR SUPPORTING ME
24 March 2020 : RT @tired_ugly_your mother carried you in her womb for 9 months for you to be a landlord
24 March 2020 : long day at the watching-bands-i-like-on-livestream-shows factory
24 March 2020 : partly!
24 March 2020 : they w h a t
24 March 2020 : soulja boy kiss me thru the phone social distancing anthem send tweet
24 March 2020 : i am making a (non-covid specific) kissin playlist and a solitude playlist but honestly might as well make a middle-of-the-venn-diagram third one
25 March 2020 : i want you to know that i put every one of your coffee tweets in my competing (not really) coffee shop's group text . thank you
25 March 2020 : hell . yeah
25 March 2020 : every day of quarantine that i don't lose it and cut my own hair counts as edging
25 March 2020 : literally i knew you would come through for me
25 March 2020 : abolish prisons except for one room for benjamin gibbard who is playing what sarah said on tonight's livestream
25 March 2020 : read the room ben
25 March 2020 : [griffin in safetytown voice] yo what the FUCK dawg
25 March 2020 : meys what the fuck does this mean . is this a sleeper agent activation code
25 March 2020 : i am always missing my friends but this whole thing has imbued that longing with such new urgency . what the fuck
25 March 2020 : i’m reading severance right now and then starting station eleven! i forgot how good books were
25 March 2020 : quests what my one plan for today is
26 March 2020 : let me know when you find out how !
26 March 2020 : yes i went a little bit insane the first two days of unemployment/staying at home yes i attribute this entirely to not owning a switch
26 March 2020 : god i wish that were me
26 March 2020 : i think they broke up
26 March 2020 : i'm right here and i'm losin my mind
26 March 2020 : now that i'm 1) home always and 2) "writing" ""again"" i sure hope my roommates like the sound of my mechanical keyboard click clacks
26 March 2020 : @nedwards this is in fact your fault
26 March 2020 : cisco,,, yes
26 March 2020 : i don't know how to explain this but i am reclaiming smells
26 March 2020 : more than anything this has been a welcome reminder that it is truly for the best that i am single during All This
26 March 2020 : I TRULY DON'T KNOW
26 March 2020 : one of these days i am going to blog
27 March 2020 : thinking abt all the cuffing season couples that forgot to break up before this
27 March 2020 : okcupid adjusted to this social distancing thing real quickpic.twitter.com/UhHxp8wh3V
27 March 2020 : i regarded them as The Good Chips, for special occasions, even before i moved to mass (from miami, so)
27 March 2020 : hey fuck this
27 March 2020 : RT @Lalabandlalai could have never written Marching bands of Manhattan because i don’t know geography like that
27 March 2020 : very very proud of you!!!
27 March 2020 : clown school origin storypic.twitter.com/X2GfMFWSxC
27 March 2020 : my dear friend made a very good thing and i recommend it if you need a little island of beauty and insight in this hell timehttps://twitter.com/echovessel/status/1243386140775735297 …
27 March 2020 : :-)
27 March 2020 : what’s NOT normal is me overcoming my hell brain enough to ever text people back so you should know how special that makes u two
27 March 2020 : THAT IS MY FAVORITE PART and the truest essence of this group text . both of you holding up “0.0” score cards any time i come bearing reports of my clownery
27 March 2020 : sorry we can’t all BE IN CUTE STABLE RELATIONSHIPS MAKIgn ALI SOUSA SHALLOT PASTA
27 March 2020 : maybe today is the day i break out my emergency topo chico
27 March 2020 : any1 wanna bring me more topo chico
27 March 2020 : the difference here is that topo chico exists
27 March 2020 : fabrications
27 March 2020 : somehow i feel like quarantine would be more interesting if i still hated myself . alas
27 March 2020 : EXCUSE YOU??????
27 March 2020 : it's sparkling mineral water and its bubbles can't be beat
27 March 2020 : everyone has their flaws
27 March 2020 : it’s not spicy is Textured
27 March 2020 : RT @bradtrumpfh: if you have a crush on me, now is lookin like the time
27 March 2020 : my personal strategy is: pickle juice
28 March 2020 : @twinprincessltd the http://last.fm page for tp pulled the info for the wrong twin princes but at first glance i thought it was u and ryan in 90s period costumepic.twitter.com/FOfQ6aayJu
28 March 2020 : terrible time for me who can't flirt but loves going on dates
28 March 2020 : i did not need to unsuppress the fcat on a saturday morning . now i have to have a viper day
28 March 2020 : first of all, yes,
28 March 2020 : this tweet reminded me that i have owed escobar an e-mail for uhhh three years w h o o p s
28 March 2020 : not to alarm anyone but i am one quarantine crisis away from writing lyrics on paint chips
28 March 2020 : ready for holding hands out of wedlock to be legal again
28 March 2020 : corny on main
28 March 2020 : it’s a risk i’m willing to take
28 March 2020 : i am doing greatpic.twitter.com/fi49GBQe4a
28 March 2020 : big air hug across town . everyone feels a gust of air but doesn't know why
29 March 2020 : accidentally
29 March 2020 : if your forthcoming coronavirus romance novel doesn’t have the anne sexton small cough quote as the epigraph it’s already trashpic.twitter.com/VZUO0k562Q
29 March 2020 : if you're not yearning you're a cop
29 March 2020 : i have reached the ‘redownloading all social media apps because health means nothing anymore’ part of the global crisispic.twitter.com/xTPh5Sikok
29 March 2020 : THANK YOU fond of that one / i have watched every single one . eleven nights i think . tomorrow is the last one and i'm sad about it . something about dcfc in isolation takes me back to being homebound in high school w only those songs as a lifeline!!!
29 March 2020 : wait what the fuck how did i miss that . the only two things i care about (not jg + poetry)
29 March 2020 : i keep redownloading The Apps and then immediately deleting them
29 March 2020 : yes jeff rosenstock is in some of these
29 March 2020 : i can always always count on u
29 March 2020 : it's someone he hired! i read about it... somewhere
29 March 2020 : my brain is similarly slime right now <333
29 March 2020 : yearnie sanders
29 March 2020 : the troops (people who watch all my instagram stories)
29 March 2020 : i said what i said
29 March 2020 : lmao i love you
29 March 2020 : eating asparagus with unconscionable abandon
29 March 2020 : excited for tomorrow, the eleventh monday in a row i've declared to be the day i finally get my shit together,
29 March 2020 : one good meal and one good phone-call and i start to wonder if i've ever actually experienced sadness in my life
29 March 2020 : i'm still not april ludgate
29 March 2020 : me coming back to my room which is still as messy as i left it ten minutes ago: alright. wots all this then
29 March 2020 : RT @Rachel_SennottI’ll stop tweeting when my brain stops churning out perfectly stupid little thoughts
30 March 2020 : pic.twitter.com/hd2fIxrvxh
30 March 2020 : RT @iamtherogMy morning routine: 8:30am: Wake up 8:40am: Grab a brush and put a little makeup 8:50am: Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup 9:00am: Leave the keys upon the table
30 March 2020 : remember when you danced to a song from the scooby-doo live action movie soundtrack for our second grade talent show
30 March 2020 : oh no
30 March 2020 : meanwhile i was dressed in all orange lightly knee-bouncing while katya etc. and i did the rap from holes
30 March 2020 : if i were carly rae jepsen i would regret inventing emotions
30 March 2020 : can't believe all i had to do to learn how to cook was google how to cook
30 March 2020 : petitioning the politicians to buy me a switch
30 March 2020 : i have accomplished three things today, an all-time quarantine high,
30 March 2020 : as someone who could only sit through the first ten minutes of 10 cloverfield lane before i dipped and snuck into the zootopia screening instead, i am handling this whole thing the opposite of just fine
30 March 2020 : RT @madelesqueBecause apparently you need it spelled out for youhttps://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/reality-has-endorsed-bernie-sanders …
31 March 2020 : doing the quarantine version of really only cleaning my room when someone’s coming over: cleaning my room so i can take better selfies
31 March 2020 : thank you for this tweet
31 March 2020 : quarantine no rules we're posting photobooth selfies nowpic.twitter.com/4uvEFWvqAC
31 March 2020 : i love to drink my eyes coffee
31 March 2020 : every day i think to myself "i am so annoying on social media" and still i post
31 March 2020 : riley do not enable me
31 March 2020 : your twitter is a gift!
31 March 2020 : it's okay you can say lauren j*uregui
31 March 2020 : lmk when you find out how
31 March 2020 : thank !!!
31 March 2020 :
31 March 2020 : every time you post her i think the same thing again and it is "how is any human this impossibly cute"
31 March 2020 : it's incomplete (i need to add + trim + sequence) but i too have been making a yearning playlist In These Timeshttps://open.spotify.com/playlist/5SQsJOfFOcDrf79DWVQkKI?si=oNJjvsHkTQakUvaOsnQDBQ …
31 March 2020 : me
31 March 2020 : i'm still workin on em (adding + trimming + sequencing) but these playlists are public on my ol spotify profile now / please direct me to your favorite songs about loneliness and/or solitude and/or yearninghttps://open.spotify.com/user/1230447973
31 March 2020 : anytime i mention yearning know that it is in reference to the downtown crossing taco bell
1 April 2020 : Pete in egg.
1 April 2020 : clearly
1 April 2020 : no april fools' prank (which are illegal this year anyway) will ever be as cruel as when noah and the whale broke up ON APRIL FOOLS and it wasn't a joke but i was still sitting there waiting for the "haha jk" like new_york_sitting_on_bed.jpg
1 April 2020 : had a nightmare someone leaked the emojis i have next to each of my contacts
1 April 2020 : confidential
1 April 2020 : RT @ilya_poet"The most beautiful part of your body is where it’s headed. & remember, loneliness is still time spent with the world." — Ocean Vuong
1 April 2020 : i’m goofyhttps://twitter.com/disneyland2go/status/1245127487585243141 …
1 April 2020 : i finally made it and i think i over-cooked the shallots and should have used more and USED TOO MANY ANCHOVIES it's so fishy
1 April 2020 : same! i really liked it when i tried it at my friend’s house so
1 April 2020 : madeline
1 April 2020 : RT @nicetryofficerSelf care is when the state lays everybody off and then refuses to offer actual assistance and we are left to fend for ourselves
1 April 2020 : this year it's called spring because we're all experiencing springsteen-level longing
1 April 2020 : RT @nicetryofficerBruce Sprungsteenhttps://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/1245179784109457408 …
1 April 2020 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMhAnbJ02HQ …
1 April 2020 : me watchin brucepic.twitter.com/RQv2iiGp3u
1 April 2020 : this is chocotaco erasure and i will not stand for it
1 April 2020 : when t.s. eliot wrote “april is the cruelest month” he was talking about this one specifcally
1 April 2020 : yes it’s been twenty-one minutes what about it
1 April 2020 : here for ya if you need to vent, and if not know that i’m out here rooting for you and being very thankful you exist
1 April 2020 : RT @RaxKingIsDeadi like my friends. april fool's i love my friends
1 April 2020 : nothing has motivated me to clean my room during this time where no one's coming over except, now, "i have to clean my room so i can read erin's drafts with complete mental clarity"
1 April 2020 : i am yet again drinking my eyes coffee
1 April 2020 : that is so so kind / i'll look around for options and text ya <333 i hope your day gets better!
1 April 2020 : finding out the creed perfume brand is not in fact the band creed's fragrance endeavor ???
1 April 2020 : there will be no foolin
1 April 2020 : RT @cheekfacelyricsquit everything, do nothing
1 April 2020 : i revisit jessica hopper's discover, weakly ones a lot: https://open.spotify.com/user/jesshopp?si=_zS2ei21RS62NV94YBxbtw … ///// one of my Hobbies is searching a lyric i like and listening to playlists titled after it which has taken me to some good places
2 April 2020 : please do this. Please Do This
2 April 2020 : i know i was big depressed in fall/winter because someone put everywhere by fleetwood mac on a playlist for me and i never even texted back or married them
2 April 2020 : corny is fake . corny only truly applies to like billionaires on twitter posting insincere off-target shit . corny is fake !!! post selfie
2 April 2020 : RT @theyarenotaboyI'm laying down on the floor and screaming until I diehttps://twitter.com/stereogum/status/1245397830124154881 …
2 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/tDjPbHz3Hw
2 April 2020 : the,,,, cast system,,,,
2 April 2020 : had a dream david byrne and john linnell were the same person and in the dream i had a panic attack because i couldn't figure out which one was his real name and then i just kept saying "what the fuck. what the fuck"
2 April 2020 : so that's where my psyche's at
2 April 2020 : it was so rattling! woke up feeling unsettled
2 April 2020 : currently it is this one about hair: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7rs1UthAnOl1NkcanxN6ov … but also i'm working on a kermit-based trilogy that will upend it
2 April 2020 : my mom named her newest bird mr. bean so when we talk on the phone sometimes she will just stop and shout MR. BEAN, NO
3 April 2020 : roastin veggies, pickin wedgies,
3 April 2020 : unemployment week two babypic.twitter.com/Nlkw4i1HNT
3 April 2020 : here is the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jct5FOG9AE …
3 April 2020 : this? is my superbowl
3 April 2020 : i think the lumineers are just fine sometimes i just say words
3 April 2020 : i love the songz but i have not seen the movie yet
3 April 2020 : the best way i was roasted today was someone just silently linking me to a song called "i am a clown"
3 April 2020 : i love animal crossing and their song about adobe slats
3 April 2020 : #fridaycrushes: long long phone calls where you'd never guess how much time has passed until you hang up / the squirrels in my walls / the smile you can't stop when you see you have a new text from yr cr*sh / making food that tastes like your mom's food / baguette bonds / beans
3 April 2020 : he was it was a bad myopic take !!!
3 April 2020 : thinking about what my muppet fursona, kermit mixed with gonzo, would look like and the prospects are grim
3 April 2020 : cleaning up my computer and learning a lot about myself . for example there is a folder name "rare luigis" and it's a lot of disturbing photos of mario's brother and also . inexplicably . an eleven-thousand page pdf of the columbine police department report
4 April 2020 : i am who i am
5 April 2020 : you'll never believe who's back in town (my apartment is the town)
5 April 2020 : er0b goinmg off at 8am on her birthday thank you for your service
5 April 2020 : do not let ratty mealy lie to you
7 April 2020 : when i first heard this song in brooklyn two months ago, i worried for days that i'd misheard the namesake line because it felt too ripped from the headlines of my own heart to be real outside of it, which is also how every @badmovesDC song makes me feelhttps://youtu.be/Dteo1cbD1ao
7 April 2020 : if i say anything positive please assume it is preceded by a silent "everything is on fire and i feel crushed by the weight of worry and sorrow not only for those i love but also all those i don't know while cartoon villains rule the world, but"
7 April 2020 : this rules also i have that very same martha shirt !
7 April 2020 : one of the ways i am trying to stay both afloat n anchored in isolation is keepin a running journal of songs i like; it's @certainsongz if you wanna.
7 April 2020 : mostly i just got tired of instagram lol
8 April 2020 : sure don't
8 April 2020 :
8 April 2020 : this song has been my comfort blanket for the past few weeks “haha”
8 April 2020 : same i am bad at favorites but gun to my head this top five (all tied) easy
8 April 2020 : emergency i need someone with six-foot arms to find me at a neutral meeting place and feel how soft my legs are right now
8 April 2020 : oh no
8 April 2020 : i don't know that i think it's their BEST work but i fuckin love that album with my whole heart and hate the bad rap it gets . thank u for your service
8 April 2020 : bernie has been the only (o n l y) presidential candidate on a ballot i've been able to vote on who has credibly, consistently, courageously represented me and fought for my rights and the rights of the most vulnerable people in and beyond my life and i am deeply deeply thankful
8 April 2020 : RT @mollycrabappleI absolutely do judge every person whose job it was to think and write and be right for a living, who, before a pandemic and economic collapse on par with the Great Depression, decided the most important things to write about were emojis, podcasts, and whether Bernie yelled
8 April 2020 : shithole country
8 April 2020 : RT @headabovewaterIn the midst of a lot of sadness and anger what I know for sure is this: I’m still willing to fight for someone I don’t know.
8 April 2020 : pool fool (i am a fool and i can’t stop listening to paramore’s hit song called pool)
8 April 2020 : RT @MarthaDIYIt’s the hope that kills you.
8 April 2020 : i have been laying down essentially all day and when i finally sat up my neck got so stiff that i briefly thought i was dying . hello quarantine day 82
8 April 2020 : those booths though
8 April 2020 : david byrne predicted my quarantine activities in 1984 when he said “i can assume a horizontal position for many weeks”
8 April 2020 : my sister called me a race traitor because i am only now finally listening to bad bunny
8 April 2020 : good day to think about how i fled my country of origin, to which i can probably never return, as a child because it was too dangerous due to destabilization from the same country i ended up in, where the ruling class and remaining presidential candidates don't see me as human!!!
8 April 2020 : adidas (all day i dream about switch)
8 April 2020 : now that a bernie presidency is not in the cards i want nothing but to play breath of the wild again and tend to my five perfect horses while i die alone and uninsured
9 April 2020 : david byrne predicted my quarantine activities when in 1995, the year i was born, he said "i can assume a horizonta… https://t.co/QVR29XU1Nz
10 April 2020 : happy birthday, Simon! <3
10 April 2020 : my cousin works for the cdc and she said it's okay to regress (cry to arcade fire's first studio album)
10 April 2020 : every day i inch nearer to where this quarantine has always been leading me: pixar's cars triple feature
11 April 2020 : thought i was getting pneumonia again but it was just my bra creaking
11 April 2020 : hey meys?
11 April 2020 : it’s true
11 April 2020 : i am hanging by a thread and the thread is polar seltzer watermelon lemonade bubbles
11 April 2020 : all this spiraling and i still can't spiralize a vegetable
12 April 2020 : some personal news: quarantine bangspic.twitter.com/yJQDGGO7ab
12 April 2020 : in the past twenty-four hours i have made several rash decisions, burned a bridge, sent an immediately regrettable text message, cut my bangs while listening to clean by taylor swift on a loop, AND bought sweet potatoes "just to try them out" things are going great!!!
12 April 2020 : you are cool and interesting and funny!!!
12 April 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Hp7u9NRQTf
12 April 2020 : doing my best to not completely fuck up my bangs for once so my hair stylist doesn't have an unwinnable uphill battle Like Last Time counts as radical empathy
12 April 2020 : ali . do you understand how drastically you have just fucked up my night
12 April 2020 : haters (long-suffering friends) will say these aren't quarantine bangs and "just the same bangs you cut every time you have a crisis and listen to the same taylor swift song on a loop" . they're right
12 April 2020 : a decant sample of a perfume you've been meaning to try!
12 April 2020 : i'm paranoid and only order perfume stuff from sellers with like, 99.7% or higher ratings but a looot of those have free shipping and plenty of <$10 options
12 April 2020 : forgot 2 eat and now my stomach is making the noise from the beginning of anita ward hit song ring my bell
14 April 2020 : every night i remember i have to prep my overnight oats by doing a small gasp and saying "gotta put the oats to bed" out loud to no one
14 April 2020 : so as you can see i'm hanging by a thread
14 April 2020 : i just really love them :(
14 April 2020 : i just do ol fashioned oats + alm milk + chia seeds + frozen strawberries because i need consistency to live and this is the combination i decided on almost a decade ago
17 April 2020 :
17 April 2020 : holy shit whaT
17 April 2020 : somehow still shocked when the apps fail to unsad me
18 April 2020 : i too went on a fiona apple walk and i too know myself better now
30 April 2020 : feeling like a frat boy in a college town lugging a twenty-four pack of beer to a party as i carry a box of polar seltzer in my arms to my apartment where i will drink all of it alone
1 May 2020 : all i do is cook beans
1 May 2020 : watermelon lemonade every time baby
1 May 2020 : pissed off abt how good it its? yes
2 May 2020 : I LOVE! YOU!
2 May 2020 : i am very very tired of "mi gente" but read-another-book twitter is insufferable and bad
2 May 2020 : that and the hp things are still meanspirited and sad and bad but at least marginally better than when it's a single individual who they harass with glee to materially damaging extents (see: j*hn gr**n)
2 May 2020 : i'm so sorry, lucy; thinkin of y'all <3
3 May 2020 : i'm about 2 find out
3 May 2020 : i love . her
3 May 2020 : every year, sometimes longer, there is something that becomes the take to perform if you want a short-cut to seeming smart and discerning and culturéd and thoughtful for people who are actually empty and lack any backbone or personality. exhausting but predictable
4 May 2020 : me too! i set aside one or two every year out of a misplaced scarcity fear even though they always come back (my non-mythical go-to is the watermelon lemonade one)
4 May 2020 : working long shifts at my new job in the beating ocarina of time three times in one week industry
8 May 2020 : i don't know what h**** p***** is but i do have a tattoo of this songhttps://harryandthepotters.bandcamp.com/track/touch-the-brains …
8 May 2020 : the only thing keeping me going through quarantine is waiting for every wednesday night when i get to find out who i was right about on the masked singer, a show i have still never watched,
8 May 2020 : i'm pretty sure i've read every single post on the subreddit at this point things are going great
8 May 2020 : these are very good selfies but i am bound by friend law to invoke ***** ******
9 May 2020 : i spent many of my final minutes of the decade forcing my friends to watch every masked singer reveal when we were supposed to be pregaming for a new year's party
9 May 2020 : read this three times trying to remember which bon appetit person kate night was
9 May 2020 : where is your half-giant chaperone
9 May 2020 : https://www.instagram.com/p/B3aN1fJg56P/ !
9 May 2020 : having opened for the potters before becoming a fan is a big flex on her part
10 May 2020 : adding two vegetables to box mac and cheese while i watch top chef thinking "we are the same"
10 May 2020 : only god can judge me and god is when i send something to the group text and immediately get unanimous thumbs down reactions
10 May 2020 : cleaning my hell room, making important discoveries,pic.twitter.com/CLuXSsd2gj
10 May 2020 : absolutely inspired directly by this momentpic.twitter.com/RhbAR9oH3b
10 May 2020 : oh that’s me
10 May 2020 : yes i am "learning new skills" in quarantine for example today i became proficient in setting a tortilla on fire
11 May 2020 : gave myself an oreo headache . no further details
11 May 2020 : clown school home ec
12 May 2020 : happy mother's day, ming! darcy's a real lucky one
12 May 2020 : absolutely the fuck not (and still: i swipe)
14 May 2020 : in what world does [redacted] and [redacted] showing up with [redacted] in a [redacted] not make this list
16 May 2020 : i felt i had to protect petunia mulaney's privacy
16 May 2020 : my most attractive trait is that top chef makes me cry like a tiny little baby
17 May 2020 : very brave of me to have dimples
18 May 2020 : i’ve watched over two hundred (200) episodes of top chef in under two (2) weeks . yes i have depression
18 May 2020 : i truly truly wish this were in any way an exaggeration
19 May 2020 : after my own heart truly
19 May 2020 : hard life of being rockognized which as someone who does not play music or matter is when i go to target for toilet paper and the employees know me for that one time i walked out mid-shift, leaving the electronics dept unattended, to see a show at the sinclair and never came back
19 May 2020 : perfect song/album/band
20 May 2020 : thank u jeff
21 May 2020 : waking up to a surprise new jeff rosenstock album one day and a surprise new carly rae jepsen b-side album the next… https://t.co/iTnAQFyzqA
21 May 2020 : RT @NifMuhammadgood morning & thank u @carlyraejepsen
21 May 2020 : masks working double time also protecting me from the virus of being seen
21 May 2020 : listening to carly rae jepsen window and tigers jaw window back to back is a galaxy brain activity
22 May 2020 : lightning mcqueen did not die in that trailer for you to tweet this
22 May 2020 : he DIED
22 May 2020 : the state of the undercut is grim
24 May 2020 : revisiting my floridian roots (drinking gatorade)
25 May 2020 : g o o d
26 May 2020 : sweet!
26 May 2020 : buildign habitspic.twitter.com/TT6QwOGID8
26 May 2020 : RT @EmmyCichttps://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1264986483280265217?s=21 …https://twitter.com/sistersome/status/1264986483280265217 …
26 May 2020 : honestly. yes
26 May 2020 : but cold and you can drink it through a straw; it's the ideal
28 May 2020 : hello to shorts season onlypic.twitter.com/Edwil8wGOu
28 May 2020 : society has progressed past the need for gildan shirts
28 May 2020 : wow please tag your nsfw
28 May 2020 : they're cominG I WANT TO DO THEM JUSTICE i am in love with them
29 May 2020 : RT @websterpic.twitter.com/B7U4wnLAsX
29 May 2020 : chelsea u deserve softness
29 May 2020 : this summer isn't here yet but i already know it does not deserve summer love by carly rae jepsen
29 May 2020 : never feel as violently single as i do when i’m trying to put fitted sheets on my bed by my own self
29 May 2020 : don’t
29 May 2020 : system of a down never got bad
29 May 2020 : pic.twitter.com/JM6mEPXAev
29 May 2020 : :-)
30 May 2020 : RT @aireadeeFor revolution to work, you have to be willing to let go of everything you’ve bought, won, earned, been recognized for, and lauded for in the same system that wishes you dead or forgotten. Remember this: the system where you win is the same system where you die.
30 May 2020 : RT @JasonLemonNYPD van has been set on fire in Brooklyn, Nypic.twitter.com/VrtKR8qz0T
30 May 2020 : RT @hetherrfortunepic.twitter.com/wvYpYkmf5k
30 May 2020 : RT @SarahSquirm OINK OINK pic.twitter.com/LCDbtvrsLN
30 May 2020 : RT @steverousseautwo of at least four cop cars on fire at city hall in phillypic.twitter.com/JEhPiTlFbC
31 May 2020 : RT @CRedd11A message written on a window. #BlackLivesMatter #clevelandprotestpic.twitter.com/zbL5y1HzYz
31 May 2020 : RT @EpiEllieHarm reduction for protests in a pandemic: •wear your mask + eye protection + heat resistant gloves •yelling can spread droplets, choose signs, drums, or similar noise makers •stick with a buddy group to keep your unknown contacts low •carry water + hand sanitizer + bandages
31 May 2020 : RT @hetherrfortunegood morning you are on the wrong side of history if you are not out in the streets helping or at least supporting those who have been & you will have to live with that for the rest of your dumb life :)
1 June 2020 : if you’re one of the many rich people in boston sipping wine and spectating from your brownstone’s stoop while we march for black lives i hope you’re ashamed of yourself for the rest of your pathetic life
1 June 2020 : if you’re the abuelita who was banging on her cazuela and cheering on the march from the balcony at the top of her apartment building: i love you, adopt me
1 June 2020 : if you’re the grandpa in the south end inexplicably waving not just a huge black lives matter sign but also his bare dirty foot out his top floor apartment window: i appreciate you but i have questions
1 June 2020 :
1 June 2020 : protesters clapping and cheering to thank medical first responders when the boston march made its way under tufts medical center; doctors, nurses, patients clapping and raising fists in response. what a moment.
1 June 2020 : gotta achieve perfect protest body temperature
1 June 2020 : in addition to the usual brutality, boston's finest spent the night driving through crowds, speeding down streets out of nowhere (even in the wrong direction into one-ways that people ducked into to avoid being hit), terrorizing civilians from the safety of their cars. cowards.
1 June 2020 : RT @bradtrumpfhjust watched boston cops attempt to clear a crowded street by gunning three cop cars in succession down it at full speed. no provocation. fuck 12.
1 June 2020 : RT @cadleybrooperI WAS A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN IN FRONT OF THE STATE HOUSE AT 9:25PM IN DOWNTOWN BOSTON TODAY WHEN YOUR POLICE CRUISERS SPED THROUGH THE CROWD AND STOPPED AT THE END OF THE STREET. NO REASON EXCEPT TO INTIMIDATE AND ANTAGONIZE. BOSTON PD PROTECTS NO ONE, SERVES NO ONEhttps://twitter.com/bostonpolice/status/1267282825881010176 …
1 June 2020 : i am 99% sure i saw you on beacon street right before the first car; i almost got run over by one that rounded the corner speeding at the bottom of the hill — missed it by feet/being pushed away
1 June 2020 : i was there, on beacon street, when this happened. over and over again, no sirens or horns or warning. no destination or goal but to terrorize and harm pedestrians. sharp turns into alleys we ducked into foolishly thinking they wouldn’t go the wrong direction into one-ways.https://twitter.com/bradtrumpfh/status/1267275631559131136 …
1 June 2020 : i went to bed thinking about this moment and woke up thinking about this moment. the cops would loop around or do u-turns and drive in from either end of the street so it didn't matter which way the crowd ran to try to not get run over by the actual boston police department.
1 June 2020 : please loot ten pints of jp lix salted caramel cookies and cream for me specifically
1 June 2020 : the protest was publicized as ending at the state house, where the crowd was gathered peacefully up until the moment the cops started speeding through. they knew that was where the most people would be.
1 June 2020 : i know the boston police's goal was to terrorize + harm pedestrians bc the speeding cop car that very nearly ran me… https://t.co/vwOAygFBDR
1 June 2020 : we had seconds to react. i couldn't even figure out which direction i could lurch to get out of the cop car's path. a few inches or half a moment or not being with the right person would have meant injury at best. we were just crossing the street, trying to get away.
1 June 2020 : gotta show up for [checks notes] urban outfitters
1 June 2020 : this post spoiled wicked (2003) for me
1 June 2020 : yes but i was a glee gay on tumblr so how did i miss this
1 June 2020 : RT @hatebreedmamiBOSTON WAS PEACEFUL UNTIL POLICE PLOWED THEIR CARS THROUGH THE CROWDS. I WATCHED IT AND DODGED THEM TOO. DONT LET THEM TELL YOU OTHERWISE. #bostonprotest
1 June 2020 : RT @Shampoodlerplease be in your homes by noon or the dumbest guys from your high school will run you over with cars you paid for
1 June 2020 : the “corny!” is so good
2 June 2020 : yes nearly getting run over by a boston police car was jarring but the most surprising moment of my night was realizing the south street diner is still the fuck open 24/7 in These Times
3 June 2020 : never count out glee drama; we’re gonna be in our respective rocking chairs texting each other about ryan murphy’s disastrous 157th birthday party where he reveals kurtofsky is endgame
3 June 2020 : RT @catcontentonlyDo not, under any circumstances, hug a cop, march with a cop, kneel with a cop, or hand a cop your mic.
3 June 2020 : RT @casualafroif black people are telling you the blackout squares aren’t helpful, and you’re still posting them, ask yourself who you’re posting them for
3 June 2020 : thinking about: the foot guypic.twitter.com/tWrtRWdKz1
3 June 2020 : RT @badmovesDCSending our love and support to all the protesters. pic.twitter.com/SK5OEawtVo
3 June 2020 : RT @thespoonboyHere is a link to support legal funds for protesters in DC:https://twitter.com/DMVBlackLives/status/1267818518751219712?s=19 …
3 June 2020 : could NOT be me
3 June 2020 : RT @manymanywords“The question you have to ask yourself is: Why are there so many people in our society who don’t have a lot to lose?”https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2020/6/2/21278113/looting-george-floyd-protests-social-unrest …
3 June 2020 : deafening silence from the little havana roosters and homestead peacocks
3 June 2020 : RT @WEATHERISHAPPENABSOLUTELY MASSIVE #BLACKLIVESMATTER BOSTON PROTEST #BOSTONPROTEST @ FRANKLIN PARK, AS SEEN FROM ABOVE. NOT EVEN CLOSE TO ALL OF IT https://www.facebook.com/7NEWS/videos/690308998422628/?v=690308998422628&external_log_id=46b088a4531bf3ecd6fca2540b4ad5d3 …pic.twitter.com/j2QfiJ4UOX
4 June 2020 : co fuckin signed
4 June 2020 : people love to tell on themselves
4 June 2020 : RT @priyavprabhakarcommunity-based solutions makes capitalism and the police obsoletehttps://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1266737051757617155 …
4 June 2020 : SAME except i'm uninsured so they send me my affordable very easy to get birth control
4 June 2020 : RT @mountain_goatsall honor and respect to the people putting their bodies on the line during a damn pandemic just because their hearts cry out for justice. I know these are hard times & paychecks are thinner than they oughta be for so many but let's all dig deep if we can all righthttps://twitter.com/hunteryharris/status/1267948450576060416 …
4 June 2020 : RT @joshfoxfilmPeople stuck in traffic are witnessing NYPD beat up folks on their way home.pic.twitter.com/AkUGPQQOIf
4 June 2020 : RT @danadonlywhite people advocating for police reform instead of abolition are advocating for taxpayer dollars to continue to fund what is essentially a private security detail for themselves
4 June 2020 : or to throw a tantrum based on being asked to for a moment question propaganda fed to you as,,, an actual,,, child
4 June 2020 : damn i can’t believe we all forgot violent crime exists in our pursuit of abolishing an organization of violent criminals
4 June 2020 : this one goes out to the white person who for some reason took over chanting at the somerville protest just now and then scolded me for taking issue with them saying the cops who kneeled “know what’s what” — who said that they “hear me” but it’s “about correction not abolition”https://twitter.com/feraljokes/status/1268631320214867971 …
4 June 2020 : please stop asking cops to kneel and then creaming your pants when they do like they won’t go back to terrorizing communities and brutalizing dissenters and killing black people after their five second pr move i am actually begging you
4 June 2020 : being in proximity to this bootlicking circlejerk is somehow the most embarrassed i have ever been in davis square and i have done some unmentionable things in davis square
4 June 2020 : the white organizer of the davis square protest literally asked police if it was okay for us to march before even considering a march i am losing my mind in front of mike’s and not even for the usual reasons (drunk)
4 June 2020 : RT @edburmila"Defund the police" is a typical juvenile, unrealistic idea from the Left, we need more direct solutions like having a conversation about race, making more rules cops will break and then cover for each other, and the Citibank-LaCroix Pledge to reduce beatings by 2/3 in 20 yrs
5 June 2020 : RT @WritersofColorat the usual $3 per word this short piece about the police will cost $9
5 June 2020 : nationalize the vengabushttps://twitter.com/vengaboys/status/1267806152584282112 …
5 June 2020 : RT @Bos_SolidarityA good start! Now stopping shutting the trains down when the cops askhttps://whdh.com/news/mbta-board-orders-that-buses-wont-transport-police-to-protests-protesters-to-police/ …
5 June 2020 : holy shit
5 June 2020 : perfect thread
5 June 2020 : it's been freaking me out so bad! that big one a few minutes ago sucked
5 June 2020 : RT @DJSleepySpiceI'm so thankful this man captured what happened. This was my contingent, I was in this crowd. We were a totally peaceful contingent and they stormed us and gleefully beat folks to the ground. Said it was for "being in violation of the mayor's executive order."https://twitter.com/verde_nyc/status/1268714500049551366 …
5 June 2020 : RT @certainsongz: fell in love when you spray-painted ACAB on the wall https://t.co/HBu8L4mFUc
5 June 2020 : so much crucial, poignant writing about all this and still decades from now the only line i will be able to remember verbatim is "oh bitch we got the amish out they crib"
5 June 2020 : where’s scooby
5 June 2020 : claudia morales found devastated by this cover
6 June 2020 : i have never felt safer any of the times police have been called to situations involving me or in my proximity; police have laughed in my face when i've expressed fear in the wake of violent home intrusions; the police would not have helped any of the times i have been in danger.
6 June 2020 : RT @DowntownBoysAll of our Bandcamp sales today will be split evenly between Rhode Island's @FangCollective Bail Fund, and the @btfacollective Black Trans Protestors Emergency Fundhttps://downtownboys.bandcamp.com/
6 June 2020 : RT @st3phascopebandcamp is waiving fees today! pulled together a list of artists (thanks to all of you) to support today pic.twitter.com/iQc0QXtKqa
6 June 2020 : RT @ellomelissaREFORM DOES NOT CHANGE BEHAVIOR REFORM DOES NOT CHANGE BEHAVIORhttps://twitter.com/SFath/status/1268756192391622657 …
6 June 2020 : fuck paul blart too
6 June 2020 : yes (m)all cops
6 June 2020 : they’re running out of PR plays
6 June 2020 : yesterday in somerville some white person took over the chant-starting, predictably shifted into the "take a knee" shit, lost their mind cheering for the cops who did, said — direct quote — "those two cops KNOW WHAT'S WHAT" and then scolded me for taking issue w that behavior LOL
6 June 2020 : :-/
6 June 2020 : so much of this is just unemployed people scraping up the dregs of their bank accounts to funnel into unemployed artists and underpaid organizers/nonprofits to pay state ransoms and meet protesters' basic needs because the ruling class is doing less than the absolute least
6 June 2020 : i know this is the thousandth time this has been said, it's just so absurd (but not new or surprising) to see, like, bands who've lost both their touring income and (often underpaid service work) day jobs be better public servants than actual, salaried, protected public servants
6 June 2020 : RT @Yonklerrpic.twitter.com/EQ9tPHinG1
7 June 2020 : if you don't think i'm lying on my floor, in my feelings, on my third loop of this cover so far you know nothing abt me / this whole ep is such a gift and bad moves (who turn five whole years old today!) are donating all proceeds to the DC Mutual Aid Networkhttps://twitter.com/badmovesDC/status/1268928543960031237 …
7 June 2020 : could NOT be me
7 June 2020 : meg,
8 June 2020 : i have bad news for anyone who has called anything “not political” about what politics are
8 June 2020 : also bc this is in philly (as with so many other cities) so so many of these are people who have faced direct trauma in the past week — teargas, LRADs, armed police hunting people down and pulling them up from fetal positions to spray them, beatings — and they're still out again
8 June 2020 : sorry i can’t read this i got a lobotomy for all of the years during which **** was airing
8 June 2020 :
8 June 2020 : joanne’s fabrications
8 June 2020 : standing among thousands and thousands of people at city hall in boston while the psl speakers say “eat the rich” and call out elizabeth warren i love this song
8 June 2020 : protect and serve [checks notes] dunkin donutspic.twitter.com/tI9KekrfTu
8 June 2020 : not pictured: the “QUIT YOUR JOB” chant as we marched past
8 June 2020 : sometimes my accent still trips me up so i spent a good amount of yesterday’s march chanting stuff like “convict killer cups”
8 June 2020 : i am in my feelings about prince and minneapolis and i tracked these down and remembered how fucking impossible it was to line my position to correctly and it has just dawned on me a whole year later that it’s because i have almost a foot on princehttps://twitter.com/mostlyclaudia/status/1144237043448332288 …
8 June 2020 : AAAHHHH so so jealous that rules
8 June 2020 : THAT TOO i was thinking about how lost we got; how can a mural be so huge and so invisible
8 June 2020 : this is absolutely the cop from that pepsi commercial
8 June 2020 : RT @queersocialism“defund the police” should only be acknowledged and understood as what it is: a logical first step in the scientific method towards full abolition. nothing more, nothing less.
8 June 2020 : i know we all got varying levels of anti-communist propaganda growing up but i feel like times are particularly wild for latinx immigrant and first-gen kids who grew up hearing “the only good communist is a dead communist” etc and are now out here reading marx and joining the psl
8 June 2020 : my dad would not let me wear red for years and told me he was going to kill me when i registered as a democrat and described in great, disgusting detail the ways he would kill any communist and boy do i have News for you rogelio
9 June 2020 : i know this is going to be a doozy of a tweet after yesterday but as a child and teen i was concurrently radicalized by: 1) my lived experiences growing up as a latina immigrant under the poverty line and facing abuse 2) a band called harry and the pottershttps://twitter.com/scothsenpai/status/1269377639740997636 …
9 June 2020 : i KNOW all the boston protesters are outside agitators and hired antifa actors because there have never been this many attractive people in boston
9 June 2020 : RT @hilaryagroThe mayor of Seattle banned tear gas for a month and cops couldn't even make it 3 days without gassing the shit out of protestors. If you believe more rules will solve police brutality you are a tiny infant babyhttps://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1269893692074139648 …
9 June 2020 : i am so so ready god damn
9 June 2020 : what if we kissed in the seattle autonomous zone
9 June 2020 : unfortunately i would know that tall man anywhere
9 June 2020 : RT @bettyfelonACAB https://twitter.com/themattdwilson/status/1270395537762791429 …pic.twitter.com/f0AK7NH1MG
9 June 2020 : i've neverh ad one but i think about them often
9 June 2020 : no one i'd rather have in my life literally forever
9 June 2020 : oh my GOD
9 June 2020 : RT @BillCorbettMurdered by policehttps://twitter.com/nypost/status/1270342256172707846 …
9 June 2020 : anti-abolitionists are not paying attention. like, who am i gonna call??? ghostbusters??? clearly???
10 June 2020 : oh same
10 June 2020 : a fun thing is that i am making more on unemployment than when i was a (non-writer) permalancer for the new york times and i am still in debt from not being able to afford to set aside freelance taxes on that pay if i wanted to pay rent and occasionally buy groceries
10 June 2020 : boston do not fuck this one up the ocean is right therehttps://twitter.com/cbs6/status/1270526933772709888 …
10 June 2020 : should i watch this show? it keeps catching my eye but i have television commitment issues
10 June 2020 : 1) you've sold me 2) the games of thrones episode i watched at your apartment in 2015 remains the only game of thrones episode i've ever seen, so clearly i am very good at watching things
10 June 2020 : thinking about "i live inside my own heart, matt damon"
10 June 2020 : RT @Phil_Lewis_A Christopher Columbus statue in Boston was beheaded overnight https://boston.cbslocal.com/2020/06/10/christopher-columbus-statue-beheaded-boston-massachusetts/ …pic.twitter.com/ZxQqAlYcTl
10 June 2020 : i have questions about how you behead a statue . no reason
10 June 2020 : the fully headless nick tour 2021
10 June 2020 : i have ten thousand things to do before i leave for today’s action but instead i am looking at photos of beheaded christopher columbus like a middle schooler with a crush
10 June 2020 : what the fuck
10 June 2020 : RT @parshally_thereToday @ 3pmpic.twitter.com/952mgRmTnX
10 June 2020 : RT @FierceMajeureMarty Walsh hearing the news this morningpic.twitter.com/Blw6VyFeHY
10 June 2020 : the organizers for today’s march starting in roxbury are giving out protest safety kits and!!! narcan!!!
10 June 2020 : RT @revunitedfrontWe will be updating from the #BostonProtest today. A few hudred ppl gather here at Dudley. #BlackLivesMatterpic.twitter.com/Ycoj6hCbGw
10 June 2020 : tay zonday has had ENOUGHpic.twitter.com/vGtpNkd3tG
10 June 2020 : organizer with the megaphone in the boston march absolutely devastating marty walsh as we come up on city hall saying “you CAN’T get jiggy with it, as will smith said”
11 June 2020 : new shirt big fanpic.twitter.com/z1GtR9VWBD
11 June 2020 : https://www.etsy.com/listing/720218203/acdc-acab-shirt-all-cops-are-bastards …
11 June 2020 : it's mutual forever
11 June 2020 : join the club roni
11 June 2020 :
11 June 2020 : happy birthday paul i will see what i can do
11 June 2020 : i dropped my phone while i was taking these because i got a text that started like this:pic.twitter.com/vfrCd8i4es
11 June 2020 : wait here i found a couple more
11 June 2020 : i was thinking today about how all the strides forward that have brought me to new favorite versions of myself were spurred by heartbreaks i worried i could not bear, by that pain dislodging something in me each time the point of this is that i am rooting for you so hard
11 June 2020 : yesterday i woke up 2 seattle autonomous zone . today i woke up 2 boston christopher columbus no head . tomorrow i am counting on you bitch don't fuck it up
11 June 2020 : no war but gwar
11 June 2020 : nature is healing
11 June 2020 : RT @online_shawnAs a Bostonian I need to make my opinion on the Christopher Columbus statue beheading known. I want to go bowling with his head
11 June 2020 : personally i would be really embarrassed if i had a degree
11 June 2020 : big day planned (i am going to eat a burrito in the rain)
11 June 2020 : remember when tumblr deleted ten whole years of detailed documentation of the most formative years of my life with no warning, explanation, or response to my "hey what the fuck" e-mails
11 June 2020 : turns out? rain burritos? bad
11 June 2020 : sorry to the guy shouting something probably gross at me from his car while i waited to be able to cross i was listening to the hampster dance full blast so all i could hear was dibidi ba didi dou dou di ba didi dou
11 June 2020 : it started pouring rain in the common right as sweet avenue came on shuffle and that’s how i know i’m god’s favorite
11 June 2020 : here is a photo of me when it started pouring rain in the common right as sweet avenue came on shuffle and i realized i’m god’s favoritepic.twitter.com/zvad3MYt3C
12 June 2020 : RT @tati2nathis is all i want in lifepic.twitter.com/kaGUbFkMoJ
12 June 2020 : RT @hillergoodspeedpic.twitter.com/ObzQh56vE2
12 June 2020 : do you hear me screaming all the way in somerville
12 June 2020 : EXCUSE ME i meant it as proof that our friendship is fated and unfuckwithable
12 June 2020 : i am not funnier than you but i will take any compliment i can get in this economy
12 June 2020 : i am at the point of quarantine where i've decided to "get back into" sterek :-(
12 June 2020 : as the good little immigrant i have always been i am pulling myself up by my bootstraps and creating the better life my parents brought me to america for by doing my part to dismantle it
12 June 2020 : just sent someone my lastm profile and immediately realized there were a few things i failed to considerpic.twitter.com/w5Q6hOmf1l
12 June 2020 : i will not be taking questions, comments, or wellness checks at this time
12 June 2020 : M A R K
12 June 2020 : also a perfect example of how i have not changed one bit since our heyday
12 June 2020 : oh let me be crystal clear: these are from the last hour
12 June 2020 : RT @anxietymachine"but if we defund the police, what about the murderers?" you might ask. well, they'll just have to find new jobs.
12 June 2020 :
12 June 2020 : happy thirteenth birthday to @paramore's riot and happy third birthday to the last thing i wrote before my brain broke and i forgot how to string a sentence together for three years :-) http://www.mtv.com/news/3019957/paramore-riot-tenth-anniversary/ …pic.twitter.com/1c57hvx16T
12 June 2020 : i'm inching closer to writing again every day but even though not being able to has super sucked it's also been so good to develop an identity and make connections outside of the one thing i thought made me valuable and justified in this hell country
12 June 2020 : love 2 be an immigrant and grow up thinking i belonged here because i did words good when! actually! i belong here because i belong here. bitch
12 June 2020 : SO PROUD
12 June 2020 : calling in sick from my job (unemployed) because i just found out about the harry styles cover of the chain
12 June 2020 : it's so dang good wtf
13 June 2020 : RT @WEATHERISHAPPEN#TRANSGENDER RESISTANCE #BLACKLIVESMATTER VIGIL & MARCH #BOSTONPROTEST FRANKLIN PARK SATURDAY 20200613 3PM FB EVENT: https://www.facebook.com/events/561361447912767/ … #TRANSRIGHTSAREHUMANRIGHTSpic.twitter.com/5og5f7YibF
13 June 2020 : losing my mind about how unnecessarily sad they made the kidz bop version of dancing on my ownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m--n_bXmCIo …
13 June 2020 : RT @KUOWLizI’ve been standing at 23 & Rainier for 1+ hour as the march passes. Still no end in sight. Miles and miles of people. Historic. #blmseattle #seattleprotestspic.twitter.com/rk6uLEzDp7
13 June 2020 : oh NO
13 June 2020 : in??? your own home???
13 June 2020 : RT @artsororitydon’t forget: the world adores youhttps://youtu.be/2fm3US4SWK0
13 June 2020 : oh boy this song/album is straight up etched into my heart
13 June 2020 : thinking abt how last fall my friends and i went to saus in boston late at night and they'd just stopped serving beer but some guy left an almost-full cold one behind and we all took turns drinking from it while chanting "we all die together" and now we are. here
13 June 2020 : any song longer than three minutes is on thin ice
13 June 2020 : you have until i figure out how to pass laws
13 June 2020 : one day hopefully soon we will be able to be melodramatic and bitter together and listen to party for one in your car on a loop again
13 June 2020 : down
13 June 2020 : let's fuckin GO (eventually)
13 June 2020 : sorry to anyone who's developed any attachments to me but i just got back-for-more-ice-cream-already-huh'd by the corner store lady so i am going to fake my death and start over
14 June 2020 : RT @oliviadeng1There are two really good free, printable zines about police abolition: @MPD_150: https://www.mpd150.com/faq/ @redemmas: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1r0ee-vxcBPs0Z1YKfV4Ja_k4zrmEe8BI/view … Zines are such a great way to educate
14 June 2020 : RT @franklinleonardThey shot him as he was running away. #RayshardBrooks
14 June 2020 : RT @SorayaMcDonaldArrest the cops who robbed the world of this vibrant young woman.https://twitter.com/blm_acab_f12/status/1271324940470370306 …
14 June 2020 : i am IN LOVE and so stoked for you guys
14 June 2020 : thinking about the course of events my life and the world had to follow for me to have to read "spongebob is a twink" with my own two human eyes tonight
14 June 2020 : my dark revolution secret is that i read "outside agitator" in the same cadence as "interior crocodile alligator"
14 June 2020 : RT @queersocialismsupporthttps://actionnetwork.org/fundraising/contribute-to-the-atlanta-solidarity-fund …
14 June 2020 : happy birthday!!!
14 June 2020 : RT @chick_in_kievthe police killed a man for falling asleep in his car at that wendy'shttps://twitter.com/11alivenews/status/1271996158089416704 …
14 June 2020 : RT @ColonizedLocalnow is a very good time to donate to the Atlanta Bail Fund http://atlsolidarity.org https://twitter.com/colonizedlocal/status/1271981793122582529 …
14 June 2020 : :-)
16 June 2020 : a girl and her dunkies and also her margaritaville tattoopic.twitter.com/KHU6diOCsQ
16 June 2020 : look who's talkin!!!
16 June 2020 : jacked up that every time i have a rough brain patch i have to find my way back to reconstruction site by the weakerthans again like it's the first time instead of immediately remembering it's almost always what will set me straight
16 June 2020 : i am extremely unfollow_me_right_now.jpeg about this
16 June 2020 : it's especially fun when it's BOTH
16 June 2020 : RT @HexPositive*Pulls the sad indie fuck fire alarm* Let's go girlshttps://twitter.com/RollingStone/status/1272924911338692609 …
16 June 2020 : the formula for a song to devastate me is simple it just has to mention cars and bars and also be by taylor swift specifically
16 June 2020 : !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
16 June 2020 : you know those deku scrubs you have to defeat in the right order to get to the first boss in ocarina of time? you have to play "delicate" and "cruel summer" and "getaway car" in the right order to get me to do anything
16 June 2020 : I LOVE ONE (1) BOY
16 June 2020 : i'm a SUCKER for lil pouches and this one is definitely my favorite from when i had a subscription
17 June 2020 : today in things i cannot make up: someone has been chalking live-laugh-love type platitudes up and down the bike path and their latest is “TAKE A BREAK” in front of ,,, none other than ,,, the bench on which i had my most recent breakuppic.twitter.com/bR7MiNTjlR
17 June 2020 : it's me, i'm the cursed child,
17 June 2020 : oh no is this my brand
17 June 2020 : i am going to need an elaboration on what claudiacore is plz
17 June 2020 : no greater joy than making your friends playlists and using photos from memories you've made together as the cover art . chef's kiss
17 June 2020 : !!!!!!!!!
17 June 2020 : i have ,,, hundreds ,,, of p'lists but these are the public ones:https://open.spotify.com/user/1230447973?si=Gs91REmQTGqpC595lxb--A …
17 June 2020 : i got a haircut this week and it felt like a lobotomy
17 June 2020 : TWO FACES I LOVE
17 June 2020 : what's UP youtube i just crushed a goal i've had my entire teen/adult life and i'm feelin good about it, club going up on a tuesday etc,
17 June 2020 : confidential and extremely not exciting to anyone but me
17 June 2020 : i have received some news about whether or not today is tuesday
17 June 2020 : thank u sam
17 June 2020 : one fear and it’s that anyone thinks anything i do is even a little ironic
17 June 2020 : sam i will actually kill u
17 June 2020 : but also
17 June 2020 : i love 2 watch videos of prince and just think "look at that lil man go"
17 June 2020 : i know there is a deep millennial/gen-z divide and that my sister and i fall on different sides of it because yesterday my sister told me she wished there were "onlyfans but for art" and i had to give her an elevator pitch for patreon
17 June 2020 : jesus christ
17 June 2020 : hell yeah carina!!!
17 June 2020 : my favorite part of my day is when i wash the rice because i get to touch the rice
17 June 2020 : next tattoo is this tweet
17 June 2020 : monumental day . brought home a flavor of seltzer i haven't tried before
17 June 2020 : polar seltzer blueberry lemonade (as well as a pack of polar seltzer watermelon lemonade, my ride or die); i just finished a case of peach bubly which i fuckin loved
17 June 2020 : i'm so stoked to try it, i've been eyeing it for ages; strawberry lemonade's up next but i don't know if my heart will take it if i hate it
17 June 2020 : are you kidding me i have to bear the weight of knowing this exists and i can’t have it until i‘m near a fuckin safeway? cucumber melon anything is an instant sell for me
17 June 2020 : gonna track this one down by any means necessary; the greater the trouble the better the bubble
18 June 2020 : :-(
18 June 2020 : should i heat up some tater tots or make some tortillas for my evening snaq
18 June 2020 : an activity i too have known
18 June 2020 : pauli doin ollies
18 June 2020 : and they’re always just young enough that you can ride off them thinking this is the way things are whoops i’m bitter
18 June 2020 : moths committing anti-latina violence (took over my bag of maseca)
18 June 2020 : i like that band
18 June 2020 : oh man my HEART
18 June 2020 : what is the point of summer if i’m not stumbling into one of your rooms drunk and immediately feel so safe and cherished and taken care of ??????
18 June 2020 : reporting live from my evening seltzer to confirm it does fuck
18 June 2020 : i have blocked off friday as an all-day all-hands being devastated retreat at my start-up that is funded by my unemployment checks and consists of just me yes this is a phoebe bridgers tweet
18 June 2020 : phoebe bridgers was right there are no words in the english language
18 June 2020 : RT @UNITEDWEDREAMDACA IS HERE TO STAY
18 June 2020 : if you make me read the word folx you have to venmo me ten dollars minimum
18 June 2020 : i love it when straight people queer words by just stickin an x in there
18 June 2020 : oh i absolutely subscribe to a prince-ian economy of letters i just have beef with this one word. it is important to have our beefs
18 June 2020 : big thumbs up
18 June 2020 : sam harris please stop sullying my grumpy grumble thread with your smart thoughtfulness
18 June 2020 : listening to motion sickness on a loop to prepare myself to listen to the new pb album like michael phelps listening to lil wayne before a race
18 June 2020 : @hangrywendigo i will allow and celebrate it
18 June 2020 : if you try to dunk on me for how many selfies i take you just get blocked from my instagram stories and therefore see fewer of my selfies which is, clearly, the ultimate punishment
18 June 2020 : i did not work my way through twenty-five years of dysmorphia and dissociation and self-loathing to listen to you diagnose me with doesn't-hate-her-reflection-enough-for-my-liking-anyore syndrome, jared
18 June 2020 : who fuckin knows but it happens All The Time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
18 June 2020 : i will see what i can do
18 June 2020 : anyway i haven’t owned an actual mirror for years because for the longest time catching glimpses of myself made me want to die but yesterday i went out and bought one pic.twitter.com/C6ntkjBSBn
18 June 2020 : this is already my approach to life in general
18 June 2020 : cheapest one at target baybee
18 June 2020 : as with most things in my life i just do it really poorly and with great abandon and hope it passes for punk
18 June 2020 : i have No Memory Of This but it does sound like me
18 June 2020 : HAHAHA never one to do the obscuring-effort-via-self-deprecation thing but the quality does vary wildly by day and i let myself be okay with it; i think i usually start with a line from the middle of my eyelid up and out to where i want it to end and just go from there?
19 June 2020 : which episode of top chef very important as i have cried to many episodes of top chef (i’m not caught up with this season though)
19 June 2020 : i'm with herpic.twitter.com/nNbKUeuTFZ
19 June 2020 : i love her
19 June 2020 : imagine thinking you have more magic in you than ashley sousa
19 June 2020 : RT @thespoonboyToday for Juneteenth, @Bandcamp is donating their share of sales to @NAACP_LDF. Here's a thread of black indie artists from DC I recommend checking out. GET SHOPPING. DUCTShttps://ducts.bandcamp.com/releases
19 June 2020 : if you do not have lyrics on your bandcamp why do you want to hurt me specifically
19 June 2020 : this tweet is about ME, sam harris
19 June 2020 : no you have to live with it now
19 June 2020 : i would deserve it for picking up cyberbullying you as my quarantine hobby
19 June 2020 : RT @badmovesDCAlso, if you haven't checked out Daoud's @ArtSorority solo records, the time is now:https://artsororityforgirls.bandcamp.com/
19 June 2020 : h o w
19 June 2020 : say it with your congested chest
19 June 2020 : reading english translations of bad bunny lyrics as a first-language spanish speaker is ,,, simply ,,, comedy
20 June 2020 : big agree
20 June 2020 : oh my G O D
20 June 2020 : RT @MagFieldsBotOur hair in the air Our lips blue from cotton candy When we kiss it feels Like a flying saucer landing
20 June 2020 : learnign in this moment that the song we built this city is not by cobra starship
20 June 2020 : i was sure of one thing in this life and it was that we built this city was by cobra starship
20 June 2020 : okay
20 June 2020 : someone asked me if i was scared my acab shirt would make people think i like ac/dc and now i have to imagine a life where i don't listen to thunderstruck three times in a row when i need to feel alive
20 June 2020 : frankly jacked up that this year,,, of all years,,, i have to squeeze two of my most diligently observed song holidays (listen to june 21st by jeff rosenstock a lot day and listen to stab yer dad by spoonboy a lot day) into tomorrow
20 June 2020 : <3
20 June 2020 : songs of my dang heart
20 June 2020 : rooting for you / there is at least one girl up in the states who still thinks you're the coolest kid in middle school and beyond it
20 June 2020 : she’s drafting again (i’m she)pic.twitter.com/8EVRUpF4UF
20 June 2020 : it’s the trauma
20 June 2020 : okay,,, yes,,,
20 June 2020 : omw
20 June 2020 : there has to be a better way to make playlists than sifting through each of the tens of thousands of songs in my library every single time but still i sift nevertheless she persisted etc
20 June 2020 : thank you my brain is a prison
20 June 2020 : protest band until paw patrol is actually cancelled and it's called pawbreaker
20 June 2020 : this is one of my favorite favorites! very very good first dance song for two very very good people
21 June 2020 : once a week i let myself get caramel swirl in my dunkin donuts iced coffee and i call it sweet sunday. thank you for listening
21 June 2020 : working on the varsity jackets as we speak
21 June 2020 : it's time to trade the darkness for a viewhttps://jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/track/june-21st
21 June 2020 : laura
21 June 2020 : thank u
21 June 2020 : it's time to trade the darkness for a viewhttps://jeffrosenstock.bandcamp.com/track/june-21st
21 June 2020 : it is sweet sunday
21 June 2020 : thank u
21 June 2020 : if you see me listening to everywhere by fleetwood mac taze me. thanks
21 June 2020 : maybe this is controversial but it's beautiful out there's nothing i'd rather do than slay the nightmare arm in arm with you
21 June 2020 :
21 June 2020 : happy father's day stab yer dad abolish the policehttps://spoonboy.bandcamp.com/track/stab-yer-dad …
21 June 2020 : earnestposting on main: father's day is really tuff for me but also really rules because i have a lot of friends who are dads now and they're raising kids who will never know what it's like to feel unsafe in their own homes!!! also i get to see photos of my friends as lil babies
21 June 2020 : TWO OF MY FAVES
21 June 2020 : top tier dad songhttps://lemondemon.bandcamp.com/track/as-your-father-i-expressly-forbid-it …
21 June 2020 : i was thinking about your dad earlier and how i know we’d have gotten along real well/how thankful i am for his hand in raising someone so good
21 June 2020 : unfortunately there is photographic evidence that i have always been this melodramaticpic.twitter.com/zeMXXLVZ3F
21 June 2020 : RT @lizaveta9Boston, keep an eye out today for @FTPboston’s messages to the Mayorpic.twitter.com/nHCt2E6G9F
21 June 2020 : i bought new scissors just for this
21 June 2020 : love you
21 June 2020 : please open your heart to slog
21 June 2020 : might get a second margaritaville tattoo
21 June 2020 : renew my vows
21 June 2020 : boys of summer hitting different this yearpic.twitter.com/k9C5kaVy1v
21 June 2020 : black mirror season one episode one reboot
21 June 2020 : hey, maybe, soft foods
21 June 2020 : hmm. no
21 June 2020 : :-/
22 June 2020 : much to unpack here
22 June 2020 : must remove if true
22 June 2020 : first photo was from the day after i tragically lost my custom-ordered the adventure zone popsocket in the pit at a lil b show which is when i should have known this year would take a bad turn
22 June 2020 : making big life changes (renaming all of my playlists so instead of being all-lowercase the titles are in all-caps)
22 June 2020 : okay but actuallypic.twitter.com/rw1CUmE4Vq
22 June 2020 : follow me on spotify (but also please buy music)https://open.spotify.com/user/1230447973?si=ThO5f_S1S4ajhYQ41jTrKQ …
22 June 2020 : RT @WEATHERISHAPPENREMOVING STATUES ISN'T ERASING YOUR HISTORY, IT'S RECOGNIZING IT
22 June 2020 : she’s drafting again (i’m she)pic.twitter.com/8EVRUpF4UF
22 June 2020 : two artists near me had appointments open up today and i came. so close. before remembering i wish to live
22 June 2020 : okay listen the actual reason is that i haven’t updated my tattoo spreadsheet recently enough to know what i want next
22 June 2020 : there is the main spreadsheet and then there are branch-offs such as the "possible carly rae jepsen tattoos" spreadsheet
22 June 2020 : thankful to have ONE PERSON in this couple who supports me
22 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/Fc3z2OaNqo
22 June 2020 : what the fuck
23 June 2020 : in this moment i am unsure there is even one thing better than mentioning a book you love to someone and them not only buying it but texting you as they read it
23 June 2020 : RT @kateschapira.@foodbynorth testifying to police violence committed against a Black youth that he witnessed during curfew: "I'd rather see my own windows get broken, my own restaurant get looted, than see any of the violence that I saw committed against young people in our city"
23 June 2020 : slid 2 much
23 June 2020 : whenever i’m sad i try to look up something my friend said to me when i was crying in the break room this winter but all i wrote down was her absolutely roasting mepic.twitter.com/RwBwkReVYz
23 June 2020 : :-( https://t.co/ZvSEQznXPc
23 June 2020 : chicken tinder is what it's called when i'm on tinder because i'm afraid to die alone
23 June 2020 : RT @certainsongzi'm enough / i want more / i want morehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIPfCwPi2pQ …
23 June 2020 : W H A T. WHAT
24 June 2020 : i am going to diE how am i supposed to go on
24 June 2020 : i've been dying to hear this brand new bad moves track again since the moment i saw em play it live this winter; the tipped wage/food service catharsis banger i never realized i super needed. so good. first experienced while eating a baguette in the pit.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JA8w6RAbD8I …
24 June 2020 : "this precarious wager / the structrual danger / the uncertain nature / the conscious erasure / that's not a bug that's a feature" like okay go off
24 June 2020 : gofundme for surgery to remove my head from my ass
24 June 2020 : LAURA
24 June 2020 :
24 June 2020 : okay. it's me
24 June 2020 : ten tabs open all bug forums
24 June 2020 : google going for the killpic.twitter.com/Qy7ZF8p3cR
24 June 2020 : had to take stock of why i woke up feeling like trash and it is in fact because i stayed up way too late yelling about buc-ee beaver
24 June 2020 : good luck!
24 June 2020 : michael no
24 June 2020 : do not want to reflect on what the fact that i've only ever gotten chatted up in the grocery store during this time of masks says about my face
24 June 2020 : the new jimmy buffett album has a song about cuba that starts “sana sana colita de rana” that’s claudia representation baby
24 June 2020 : love you + here for you + rooting for you
24 June 2020 : new hum good
24 June 2020 : the big riff liker has logged on
24 June 2020 : old hum good alsohttps://tigersjaw.bandcamp.com/track/hum
25 June 2020 : i waited until i could go on a walk to listen to it and i got caught in the rain and it was GOOD
25 June 2020 : cute!!!
25 June 2020 : did you not meet ANY moms in miami
25 June 2020 : thinking about these words to live by from the cc club bathroom in minneapolispic.twitter.com/CBsrcevz7l
25 June 2020 : i can tell where my self-worth is at for the day based on whether i put sunscreen on whatever the sun will touch or just on my tattoos
25 June 2020 : RT @Disneyland2gowe are turning splash mountain into a chase bankhttps://twitter.com/frankpallotta/status/1276183396591505411 …
25 June 2020 : sorry for setting your disney+ profile photo to her without asking but i mean
25 June 2020 : enough
25 June 2020 : log off
25 June 2020 : i had to see the cucumber post with my eyes
25 June 2020 : personally i love to learn from my mistakes which is why time and time again is like “pretty sure my roommate isn’t home so it’s safe to listen to the same song twenty-seven times in a row like a woman unhinged while i cook” and time and time again i am wrong
25 June 2020 : okay finEpic.twitter.com/Q7jOIfxLg3
25 June 2020 : adam sandler is my dad
25 June 2020 : https://youtu.be/4x1KtLAGr-o
26 June 2020 : pic.twitter.com/dR4Ll76uj5
26 June 2020 : i draft with greater abandon the closer to going off the deep end i am in unrelated news these are from the past two dayspic.twitter.com/N9kQFSX551
26 June 2020 : framing this and drawing wheat (???) around it like a film accolade
26 June 2020 : i'm scream
26 June 2020 : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvtQYsckLxk …
26 June 2020 : catch me on the front lines for the midwest team
26 June 2020 : can’t sleep ...... the dunbkin donuts cold brew betrayed me ........ pain
26 June 2020 : this sucks!!! this sucks
26 June 2020 : they got grandpa’s cheesebarn and are nice to me
26 June 2020 : it’s so dang GOOD and i knew it was gonna be so dang good and i was still blown away! what a gift, congrats/thank you
26 June 2020 : @garlicemoji happy birthday!!!
26 June 2020 : omfg
26 June 2020 : figuring out my listening plan when a new bad moves album and a new nana grizol album drop on the same day is the closest i've come to having responsibilities in four months
26 June 2020 : RT @adultmombandlistening to new @badmovesDC screaming my ass off
26 June 2020 : these are both bands whose songs make me feel far less alone in the world and the way i walk through it!!! what the fuck!!!
26 June 2020 : wild that we all just get to listen to music
26 June 2020 : i just found out abt this but i am obsessed with "women in music pt. iii" as an album title
26 June 2020 : i am obsessed with you
26 June 2020 : i cannot object the people need to know
27 June 2020 : RT @HeronCheAlso as much as I appreciate the discourse around Elijah McClain all the “he wouldn’t hurt a fly” “he played violin to cats” he’s clearly a very sweet boy but even if he wasn’t, even if he was a gangbanger nobody deserves to be murdered like that. NOBODY.
27 June 2020 : i just tried to take a picture of a sound :-/
27 June 2020 : logged-on bach
27 June 2020 : <333
27 June 2020 : gifts!!! both of them!!!
27 June 2020 : telling people i'm going to tell them my life story but i just play them muppets from space
27 June 2020 : the remOTE
27 June 2020 : woke up to find that i saved seventy-three photos of kermit THE frog to my phone at 1:30am last night. much to think about
27 June 2020 : oh these are all Good
27 June 2020 : RT @alisousa4this is new information to me, courtesy of @mostlyclaudia, number one margaritaville stanpic.twitter.com/WPqMRBdvvA
27 June 2020 : it was like... zinemaster two soups or something for a while
27 June 2020 : jimmy buffett claudia m needing therapy
28 June 2020 : haven’t heard of it !
28 June 2020 : lol
28 June 2020 : feeling like a frat boy in a college town lugging a twenty-four pack of beer to a party as i carry a box of polar seltzer in my arms to my apartment where i will drink all of it alone
28 June 2020 : literally just the word "bravery"
28 June 2020 : bravery :-)
28 June 2020 : i have men in black flashy thing'd my high school years from my brain so i'm not even a hundred percent sure on the context but i am positive it was gay
28 June 2020 : coronavirus immunity is based on whether or not you ever put this in your bodypic.twitter.com/EF6V2dfkYo
28 June 2020 : bringing back the drafts/selfie thread but this time instead of dark mode the tweets are in the purifying light of godpic.twitter.com/zjQ0tJjDSY
28 June 2020 : this sentence is indecipherable to me
28 June 2020 : i just feel like possibly you are always spinning a wheel and frankensteinijg tweets together as a psyop to mess with me. throwing darts at a board with made up words to fill in madlibs like “jonathan groban lost his swing’s guild card in the hadestown lobby again”
28 June 2020 : some personal news: have just discovered i am getting mike wazowski'd by the first e in the @cheekfaceREAL spotify header immortalizing the moment in which i was eating a baguette onstage while they played glendale, the last normal thing i did this year,pic.twitter.com/KPdDBclRGd
29 June 2020 : perfect band
29 June 2020 : i don't carry grudges i just still haven't watched inception due to the social network being robbed in 2010
30 June 2020 : i have locked down my summer fitpic.twitter.com/5xMyxhvJR6
30 June 2020 : ! are they also from bread and water printshop? i want to own every single thing they make
30 June 2020 : truly one of my favorite places in the dang world; i ordered this and another t-shirt last week after staying up until like two a.m. yelling about how good buc-ee's is
30 June 2020 : all cops aren't buc-ee (buc-ee would never)
30 June 2020 : five dollars on depop baybee (still a bunch on there!)
30 June 2020 : me today telling my friends i think something good happening to me is a psyop/"the feds"https://twitter.com/phoebeblyrics/status/1277830111031701505 …
30 June 2020 : oh me
30 June 2020 : YES
30 June 2020 : worried no one gets my kars 4 kids references
30 June 2020 : i make a lot of kars 4 kids references
1 July 2020 : I WAS GOING TO TEXT U ABT THIS
1 July 2020 : my wisdom teeth are trying to escape from my skull again probably because they know it is not a place where wisdom survives
1 July 2020 : pleas e let me assure you i do not have notifications on for your posts i am just constantly refreshing until i die
1 July 2020 : tweet directly inspired by me catching an er0b selfie drop thirteen seconds after its premiere
1 July 2020 : YES i made someone a goats primer playlist the other day and it added years to my life
1 July 2020 : every day i meditate on one of the few immutable truths in this world and it is: state of grace is an impeccable album opener
1 July 2020 : i was just listening to strange powers !
2 July 2020 : i do not get “nervous” i am simply “eating my fingernails for fun”
2 July 2020 : !!! (i'm not actually biting my nails however it just sounded better than 'listening to eye of the tiger ten times in a row')
2 July 2020 : just awatched the first episode of the new unsolved mysteries and was shocked when they didn't solve it also i dropped out of community college
2 July 2020 : which ones have you been into already?
2 July 2020 : whatever happened to pizza at mcdonald's (listen chronologically!) if you like when reply all gets buckwild; terrified for music/comedy ppl talking abt their fears (ranges from goofy to thoughtful); here be monsters; woodland secrets
2 July 2020 : i also generally rec doughboys because i fuckin love listening to people talk about fast food but it does remind me of the terrible brother network of podcast (obnoxious boys who i love) at times so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
2 July 2020 : but also cute at midnight
2 July 2020 : big night in boston as we approach one a.m. due to i just heard the cheers theme song for the first time in my life
2 July 2020 : yes i am finally watching cheers my americanization continues this is what the book american dirt was about
2 July 2020 : @er0b i have not also who is fraisier
2 July 2020 : looked at my lastfm stats from the first half of the year and as you can see i am having a normal onepic.twitter.com/RAdDqSYHv2
2 July 2020 : just listened and: it slaps
2 July 2020 : for years and years i would hear the line "sometimes you want to go where everybody knows your name" in autoclave the mountain goats and i'd be like damn tru john darnielle king of poignance until someone referenced the same line in conversation and i was extremely math_lady.gif
2 July 2020 : i refuse to use the haha imessage react. i have never laughed
2 July 2020 : i can’t read suddenly
3 July 2020 : @neilcicpic.twitter.com/wKBRuzBhBA
3 July 2020 : millennials have one pastime and it’s frantically googling “[ailment they are experiencing] no insurance”
3 July 2020 : anyone wanna come over and pull out my impacted wisdom tooth before it kills me
3 July 2020 : i was won over by babysitters club when claudia.
3 July 2020 : that is also what my doctor (me) prescribed! we're killing it
4 July 2020 : i hate this; i’m sorry
4 July 2020 : good tweet to see while worrying
4 July 2020 : me: [talking about my worries and things i'm grappling with] olivia: you sound... like a lorde song
4 July 2020 : in your defense i did end the sentence with "liability"
4 July 2020 : THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT
4 July 2020 : RT @jennyslateI just want someone to grab my little face and scream "ON PURPOSE, ON PURPOSE I AM GOING TO CARE ABOUT YOU"
4 July 2020 : switching from sleep shorts to sleep pants to show my bed i mean business
4 July 2020 : yes it is the middle of the day but you must understand: i am sad
4 July 2020 : CUTE
5 July 2020 : i am having a normal one
5 July 2020 : i deserve it
5 July 2020 : never
5 July 2020 : it makes their brain cells threaten to touch
5 July 2020 : trying to solve the mystery of where did i put my water bottle because i just reached for it on its designated coaster on my bedside table and found, instead, a bottle of heinz ketchup
5 July 2020 : it’s sweet sunday babypic.twitter.com/gOuJ187LKv
5 July 2020 : thank you mork (legal name)
5 July 2020 : livid thinking about the time a man called my apartment janky as i gaze at the duct tape on my bedroom ceiling where a smoke detector used to be
6 July 2020 : justice for lizz!!! lizz did nothing wrong!!!
6 July 2020 : paradise rock clubhttps://twitter.com/realpunknews/status/1280003594427740164 …
6 July 2020 : goddamnit adampic.twitter.com/r2PYRQ3PoD
6 July 2020 : was anyone going to tell me how good twin peaks is (dozens of people who have personally, deliberately, pleadingly told me specifically how good twin peaks is don't interact)
6 July 2020 : i definitely thought of you anyways! like "i have Seen meys post about this i should have listened. with my eyes"
6 July 2020 : listen. we're all learning
6 July 2020 : that’s right babypic.twitter.com/wrzmjhVnGy
6 July 2020 : i just think if i remove an EOE (emoji of endearment) from your contact name in my phone it should trigger a cannon like in the hunger games
6 July 2020 : this is jacked up! you are a dang light!
7 July 2020 : i have never once regretted wearing crocs to the gig
7 July 2020 : i will message you regardless! still just on the pilot but i am so hooked
7 July 2020 : all i do is charge devices
8 July 2020 : most recent selfie / most recent saved memepic.twitter.com/eZ5flay34Z
8 July 2020 : anyone feel a draft. hahapic.twitter.com/zFAmSpvwBu
8 July 2020 : will never forget will never forgive